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FOOTBALL Sky Sports Main Event HD & Sky Sports Premier League HD, kick-off 5.30pm Strugglers Watford will have a mountain to climb the against table-topping Reds in this league clash at Vicarage Road.
COMEDY DRAMA BBC3 Online, from 6am Expect laughs aplenty in this Belfast-set coming-of-age comedy drama starring Nathan Quinn-O’Rawe about grief, friendship and testicles. All three episodes will be available as a box set.
COOKERY BBC1 HD, 4.30pm After 10 years off our screens, the culinary show in which two contestants (paired with a top chef) race to create a meal in 20 minutes is revived. Rylan Clark-Neal hosts. Continues weekdays.
FACTUAL ITV HD, 7.30pm Dr Ranj Singh hosts a four-part series offering advice on a range of topical medical issues, while also exploring the latest techniques that could transform people’s lives and save the NHS millions.
LIVE! The Greatest Dancer ENTERTAINMENT BBC1 HD, 6.30pm It’s semi-final time as the six remaining acts take to the stage to show off their moves. But who will impress captains Oti Mabuse, Matthew Morrison, Cheryl and Todrick Hall the most?
LIVE! EFL Cup final: Aston Villa v Manchester City FOOTBALL Sky Sports Main Event HD & Sky Sports Football HD, kick-off 4.30pm Guardiola’s side EDITOR’S Pep start as favourites CHOICE will in the Wembley clash.
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DOCUMENTARY Channel 5 HD, 7pm This film reveals the special technologies that make Montreal’s new Samuel De Champlain Bridge, one of the toughest mega-structures in North America.
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SCI-FI BBC1 HD, 6.50pm Doctor (Jodie Whittaker) LAST The has a battle on her hands now ONE! that her old nemesis The Master (Sacha Dhawan) is back on the rampage! See feature, page 12
COMEDY BBC2 HD, 10pm (times vary) Phil Davis and Maxine Peake guest star, playing two of a group of people who tell their story as a video camera records them. Meanwhile, the fates of the interviewees are inextricably linked…
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GAME SHOW BBC1 HD, 8.30pm Paddy McGuinness hosts a second series of the game show, which kicks off with a special celebrity edition in aid of Sport Relief. Stars taking part include comics Susan Calman and Darren Harriott.
DRAMA ITV HD, 8pm Watkins and EDITOR’S Jason Tala Gouveia star as CHOICE a pair of mismatched sleuths in a new crime drama series set in Bath. See feature, page 8
DRAMA Sky Witness HD, 10pm As the long-running US crime drama returns with its 200th episode, Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) and Baez (Marisa Ramirez) investigate a year-old homicide brought to their attention by a medium.
COMEDY Sky One HD, 10pm & 10.30pm Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon head to Greece for one last adventure. All six episodes will be available on Sky Box Sets and NOW TV from Tuesday 3 March. See feature, page 7
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SCI-FI Apple TV+ Steven Spielberg’s five-part reimagining of his 1980s anthology series kicks off with the supernatural thriller The Cellar starring The Maze Runner’s Dylan O’Brien. See Your Watchlist, page 17
4 Cover story Joanne Froggatt and Ioan Gruffudd return for a second series of ITV thriller Liar
6 TV week HG Wells’ War of the Worlds gets a modern-day adaptation, new crime drama McDonald & Dodds, plus Dawn French in The Trouble with Maggie Cole and new comedy Sandylands
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DOCUMENTARY BBC2 HD, 9pm Former Royal Marine Aldo Kane sets out to covertly film illegal tiger farms in South East Asia that are fuelling poaching. See documentaries, page 20
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35 TV guide NEW The Trouble with Maggie Cole DRAMA ITV HD, 9pm Dawn French causes chaos as a busybody village gossip in a six-part drama set in the fictional close-knit town of Thurlbury. See feature, page 11
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DRAMA Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm & 10pm There’s mass panic in Germany’s Weimar Republic after the Wall Street Crash of 1929 plays out in the third series of the subtitled drama. All 12 eps will be on Sky Box Sets/NOW TV from Friday 6 March.
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COVER STORY Katherine Kelly (left) joins Gruffudd and Froggatt
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Liar Monday, ITV HD, 9pm There’s a chill in the air at a
windswept Essex boatyard – and it’s not just the bracing weather. TV&Satellite Week is on set for the much-anticipated second series of ITV thriller Liar, watching a tense scene being filmed between two potential suspects for the murder of serial rapist Andrew Earlham. The powerful drama gripped the nation in 2017 when viewers debated whether teacher Laura Nielson (Joanne Froggatt) or surgeon Andrew (Ioan Gruffudd) was lying about a rape accusation. But as the first series ended, Laura finally exposed evil Andrew, who went on the run from the police and was last seen with his throat slit on the marshes. In the new run, by brothers Jack and Harry Williams, who created the original and whose other credits include The Missing, attention focuses on what happened after Andrew became a fugitive and how he met his death.
FLASHBACKS ‘We go back over the three weeks between Andrew disappearing and turning up dead to see who killed him,’ says Froggatt during a break in filming. ‘It shows how one person’s actions have an effect on many different lives.’ ‘The second series of any successful show is the toughest, and I love that Jack and Harry embraced the fact Andrew is dead,’ adds Gruffudd, 46, who plays Andrew in flashbacks as we follow his movements before his death while he tries to evade justice. ‘It would have been easier to show that he’d faked his own death, but we’re being truthful about the ramifications of his actions. It is a different show and heavy and difficult to watch as well as being intriguing and a whodunnit.’ Meanwhile, in the present day, Laura is trying to move on with new partner Ian (Kieran Bew), who she met in the last series. But following the discovery of Andrew’s body, Laura’s life is turned upside
down again when no‘It was really emotional,’ he nonsense DI Karen Renton says. ‘There were moments (Katherine Kelly) is brought when we finished a scene and in to investigate the murder I’d burst into tears, because and wants to question her. you’re aware of what you’re ‘Laura’s happy with Ian but representing and it makes we quickly move on to her you feel sick. Characters that coming under suspicion,’ behave this way don’t think reveals former Downton they’re doing anything wrong, Abbey star Froggatt, 39. but the unravelling and the ‘Katherine’s brilliant as Karen, denial are interesting to play.’ who’s tough and not there to EMOTIONAL SCENES empathise. But Laura feels angry the injustice has carried Both Froggatt and Gruffudd are hopeful that the second on because now she’s a run will live up to the first and suspect in the murder. admit they are humbled by the Andrew’s still haunting her.’ overwhelming But Laura is reaction to the not the only debut series. one who might ‘I met have wished someone whose Andrew ill. He daughter was was wanted for assaulted, and 19 rapes and she said to me, assaults, and “It was so real. among his Your anger was other victims exactly how is DI Vanessa we feel,” which Harmon IOAN GRUFFUDD (Shelley Conn), was grounding who is expecting a baby with to hear,’ says Froggatt. ‘It’s a wife Jennifer (Jill Halfpenny). responsibility to know that Meanwhile, when several new things like this happen to people who are going to be faces appear who all knew watching. But it’s also great to Andrew, some buried secrets be part of something people are brought to the surface… are so invested in.’ ‘The first series introduced Gruffudd has also received so many delicious characters praise for presenting the who have been fleshed out, subject matter in such a and there’s the introduction responsible way, but he’s also of new characters who were had some more humorous possible witnesses or were reactions from people. involved, so we’re expanding ‘I arrived at a restaurant in the scope,’ explains Gruffudd. Australia and a table of students For the Welsh actor, most couldn’t believe their eyes recently seen in crime drama when I walked in,’ he smiles. Harrow, reprising his role as ‘They said they’d skipped Andrew has been challenging university that day and binged now the character’s sinister on Liar. As an actor, those nature has been unmasked. things make your day.’
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WHO’S NEW IN LIAR? DI Karen Renton Katherine Kelly
Sent from London, the detective leads the investigation and stops at nothing to unmask Andrew’s killer.
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The unhappily married nurse, who once worked with Andrew, revisits an awful incident following his death.
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Andrew’s old friend, based in Edinburgh, hasn’t seen him for ages but will an event from their past encourage him to help Andrew?
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HG Wells’ sci-fi classic gets a modern-day reboot starring Elizabeth McGovern and Gabriel Byrne NEW SCI-FI War of the Worlds Thursday, FOX HD, 9pm & 10pm The dust has barely settled on
BBC1’s period version of The War of the Worlds, yet this week, another adaptation of HG Wells’ 1898 novel invades our screens. Although this is something entirely different… Ambitious, big-scale and brought bang up-to-date, FOX’s eight-part adventure is set in modern-day Europe and features a large ensemble cast, including Gabriel Byrne and Elizabeth McGovern. Beginning with a double bill – followed by one episode a week – the drama introduces French scientist Catherine Durand (Léa Drucker), who detects a transmission from a
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distant star and believes it to be intelligent extra-terrestrial life. Soon after, a group of meteorlike objects hurtle towards Earth and emit powerful electromagnetic pulses that kill anyone who hasn’t been able to find shelter. Most of humankind is wiped out, but small pockets of survivors – including neuroscientist Bill Ward (Byrne) and his ex-wife, Helen (McGovern) – are left to navigate a deserted world. However, as Bill and Helen set out to find their son, Dan, Bill struggles to hide Londoners take shelter underground
a devastating secret from the woman he still loves. ‘Helen and Bill’s marriage has completely fallen apart. They are living separately, and Helen has managed to move on with her life,’ says Downton Abbey star McGovern, 58, when TV&Satellite Week meets the cast in Paris. ‘But when they find themselves thrown together, Helen’s barriers start to disintegrate. They have been given an opportunity to start again, but there is a lie between them that begins to fester and it comes back to haunt them.’
THE ENEMY WITHIN Viewers will glimpse dog-like robotic aliens wreaking havoc, but the series is less concerned with science fiction and more about human stories and relationships. ‘It looks at how these characters survive, and what makes them want to survive. That’s much more interesting than the idea of whether aliens exist,’ says McGovern. ‘It’s about the mystery of the way life works on this planet.’ Mostly split between England and France, the action follows
several survivors, including Jonathan Gresham (Stephen Campbell Moore), who’s stranded in Paris following a work trip, while his wife Sarah (Natasha Little) and their kids are at home in London. While the series is the latest in a long line of adaptations, the cast say the cautionary tale has never been more relevant. ‘The story is a metaphor for the great existential threats we face as humans,’ says Byrne, 69. ‘Nothing has changed since Wells wrote it. In fact, it’s become more acute. ‘The aliens now are nuclear war, environmental destruction and the rise of out-of-control corporate power. The threat isn’t from outside aliens, but from ourselves.’
Brydon and Coogan embark on one last restaurant tour
Bill Ward Gabriel Byrne Can the diligent neuroscientist figure out the motive behind the alien attack, while also trying to protect his ex-wife, Helen?
Helen Brown Elizabeth McGovern When her ex-husband, Bill, comes to her rescue, Helen is forced to team up with him to survive. But is Bill telling her the whole truth?
Meals on wheels Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan head to Greece for the final series of The Trip
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The French scientist feels responsible for the attack when she detects a signal emitting from another galaxy.
and Rob Brydon took to the Lake District’s winding roads to film their first-ever series of The Trip. ‘Back then we didn’t know what to expect,’ says Brydon. ‘We were shooting scenes where we’d be thinking, “Is this actually funny?”’ They needn’t have worried. Playing fictionalised versions of themselves visiting restaurants and trying to outdo each other with their celebrity impressions proved to be a winning formula. After follow-up series in Italy and Spain, the pair, both 54, travel to Greece for a final helping. Here, they reveal what’s in store…
Jonathan Gresham Stephen Campbell Moore
The frantic father fights to be reunited with his wife Sarah and their children.
Mustafa Mokrani Adel Bencherif
The fastthinking NATO colonel finds himself at the centre of a brutal war with an unknown enemy.
What’s your itinerary this time? Coogan We’re mimicking
Homer’s Odyssey. So we begin in Troy in Turkey and end up in Ithaca, visiting places like Athens and Hydra on the way.
There’s a lot of needling between your characters. Do you ever go too far? Brydon Yes, we genuinely get
annoyed with each other at times. You’re poking each other and it’s all good fun and then occasionally you’ll go, ‘Ouch! Did you mean that?’ You’re playing fictional versions of yourselves. Have viewers ever got confused? Brydon On the Italy trip, my
character has a moment of madness and spends the night with someone. The day after it went out on TV, my wife Clare was taking one of our kids to school and a teacher came out and, in all seriousness, said, ‘This must be a very difficult time for you.’ She thought she’d been watching a fly-on-the-wall documentary. Why is this the final series? Coogan I was going to say, ‘Quit
while you’re ahead’ – but if that was the case, we’d have quit after series three. But we have a proper ending. You see me come home to the house where I lived with my fictional exwife. So, like Odysseus, after 10 years, I’m finally home.
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All six episodes will be on Sky Box Sets and NOW TV from Tuesday 3 March.
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Good cop, bad cop? Tala Gouveia and Jason Watkins on playing TV’s newest mismatched cops NEW DRAMA McDonald & Dodds Sunday, ITV HD, 8pm Starsky and Hutch, Cagney and Lacey, Dempsey and Makepeace...
detective duos have been a mainstay of the TV schedules for decades, and this week we welcome a new partnership in ITV’s new crime drama McDonald & Dodds. Set in the picturesque city of Bath, the series pairs ambitious DCI McDonald, played by Tala Gouveia in her first lead role, with unassuming DS Dodds, played by the BAFTA-winning Jason Watkins. Their characters couldn’t be more different. While McDonald has transferred from the mean streets of south London, Dodds has been plodding along in a desk job for most of his working life. ‘They are polar opposites,’ says Gouveia, who’s also appeared in
ITV’s Cold Feet. ‘From the outset, McDonald finds Dodds quite frustrating. She’s impatient, very fast-paced, always on the front foot. She wants to make things happen, whereas Dodds is slow. They’re very much old school versus new school.’
who’s been stuck behind a desk for years, who people don’t know what to do with, so he’s been put on this investigation to try and expose him and push him out. Dodds is the analogue in McDonald’s digital world and, at first, they clash.’ Crockett is a highly regarded member of Bath EXPOSED society with But Dodds is three successful thrust back daughters, on to the Megan (Rosalie front line Craig), Tamara when – in the Robert Lindsay (Susannah first of two as Max Crockett Fielding), and feature-length Elenora (Ellie episodes – a Kendrick). But, upon homeless man is shot meeting, McDonald and Crockett dead in the deserted mansion of get off to an awkward start. prominent inventor Max Crockett ‘McDonald quickly learns things (Robert Lindsay) and McDonald work differently in Bath and that and Dodds are assigned to the case. prominent people get to influence ‘Dodds is spectacularly dull,’ the police,’ reveals Gouveia. ‘She reveals Watkins. ‘He’s this guy
Masali Baduza and Jack Rowan as Sephy and Callum
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HIDDEN DEPTHS Dodds appears keen to take the charming Crockett at face value, but the tension builds when the crime-fighters discover he is about to declare which of his daughters stands to inherit his fortune. ‘At first, Dodds is rather in awe of Crockett but he comes to believe that certain things don’t seem right,’ says Watkins. ‘Dodds knows people see him as bumbling and realises that’s where his power lies. He’s a bit like Columbo.’ Both Watkins and Gouveia loved filming the drama in Bath. ‘It’s a beautiful place,’ says Watkins. ‘Crowe Hall, which is used on the show as Crockett’s mansion, is just extraordinary.’
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takes an instant dislike to Crockett because he’s used to getting his own way. Crockett assumes Dodds is in charge of the case, not her. From then on, he tries to undermine her.’
What would life be like in today’s Britain if, rather than European powers colonising Africa, history had happened the other way around? That’s the premise of new six-part BBC1 drama Noughts + Crosses, adapted from Malorie Blackman’s young adult novel series. The story is set in an alternative London where the culture of black colonists in ‘Albion’ has been dominant for hundreds of
years, since the African Empire’s invasion of Europe. The indigenous white population – or ‘blanks’, as they are termed – are the underclass, restricted to the worst jobs and housing and battling an authoritarian regime. Against this backdrop, an unlikely love story develops across the racial divide between Callum, played by Peaky Blinders actor Jack Rowan, and wealthy, idealistic Sephy, played by South African newcomer Masali Baduza. The two knew each other as young children, but inhabit very different worlds. ‘Callum is someone who strives to do better and hasn’t a bad bone
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in his body,’ says Rowan of his character, whose mother Meggie (Helen Baxendale) is a servant working for Sephy’s family. ‘But he takes so many knocks he’s eventually pushed over the edge.’
HARSH TREATMENT While Callum’s father (Ian Hart) and brother are engaged in the fight against the black authorities, Sephy’s father Kamal (Paterson Joseph) is a high-ranking politician who advocates harsher treatment of the whites. Not surprisingly, the young couple have to tread carefully. ‘It’s about the desire to be together,’ says Rowan, 23. ‘They’ll go to any lengths to do that, and they have to seek out secluded spots.’ To reflect the centuries of black colonisation, the series, which
features a guest appearance from grime artist Stormzy, has a very distinctive soundtrack and look. ‘A lot of what Callum wears is African prints, because that’s what would be in the shops,’ explains Rowan, who, having previously sported his Peaky Blinders haircut, gets a rather different style when Callum joins the military. ‘I actually get dreadlocks!’ he reveals. ‘In any military they cut your hair, and in this one they say, “We’re letting you in, but you have to look like us.” So they braided my hair, which was exciting.’
BOX SET All episodes of Noughts + Crosses will be on BBC iPlayer after the first episode airs.
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Daniel proposes to Bethany – but calls her Sinead… Sarah and Adam tie the knot Before Adam can stop him, this week, but as Daniel delivers the tipsy dad is shouting up his best man’s speech, the to Bethany’s salon flat. smitten newly-weds are left As Bethany and Sarah appear somewhat anxious. Daniel, at the window, Daniel drops who is currently dating Sarah’s to one knee and pops the daughter Bethany, is moved to question… but he calls Bethany tears as he quotes a love letter ‘Sinead’ and also pulls out from Scottish architect Sinead’s wedding ring. Hardly Charles Rennie the stuff of dreams. Mackintosh to his Bethany’s devastated wife Margaret. and later packs her It’s obvious bags, determined he’s thinking to take up the about his late magazine internship wife, Sinead. in London. But A worried will she give Daniel Sarah urges another chance, Bethany and Bethany to accept or decide to go to Sarah that Daniel hasn’t the capital alone? moved on from his PLUS Adam drops a bombshell spouse, while Adam tries to on Gary, Jade makes a pass at talk some sense into Daniel Tyrone, Geoff panics as Alya when he later finds him investigates Speed Daal’s bad knocking back pints in the reviews, Craig decides to get fit, Rovers. But Daniel insists he’s Roy and Nina bond over bats, serious about Bethany, and is and Aggie returns to nursing. going to prove it by proposing. whatsontv.co.uk/soaps
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Gray’s under pressure to get Whitney bail (above), Dotty discovers Ian’s secret, Kush has his plea hearing, Keegan is wrongfully arrested, Lola has shock news for Jay, Linda chucks her booze away, and Bex decides to go travelling.
EMMERDALE Marlon (right) feels betrayed by the Dingles, Cara asks Nate to leave the village with her, Victoria struggles to move on, Leyla’s unimpressed by her birthday gift from Liam, and Bob tries to get closer to Wendy.
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Gossip girl Secrets and rumours rock a small coastal town in a new Dawn French drama
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On the surface, the fictional town of Thurlbury looks like an idyllic place by the sea – complete with a historic castle, friendly pub and a school. But it’s not long before secrets, gossip and wicked rumours lead to devastating consequences in a new six-part ITV drama. The Trouble with Maggie Cole stars comedy legend Dawn French in the lead role of Maggie, who works in the tourist shop at Thurlbury’s castle. When she is asked by a radio journalist to give an interview about the upcoming 500th anniversary celebrations in the town, she gets far too tipsy and starts divulging all sorts of
unsubstantiated tittletattle about local residents – not realising that all of her indiscreet disclosures are being recorded.
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mistake that we could all make, and because it’s a small town, it affects everyone.’ Maggie’s bombshells cause chaos and rancour in many Thurlbury lives, and even spark a terrible crime in the town. It also causes a huge rift with her best friend Jill (Julie Hesmondhalgh), who’s the deputy head at the school where Maggie’s husband Peter (Mark Heap) is head teacher. ‘Peter is about to retire and Jill’s the natural heir to headship,’ says French, 62. ‘But in her radio
Later, when Maggie invites people round for a barbecue in her garden so they can listen to the broadcast, they’re horrified and angry as they hear what has been said about them – and the reverberations soon spread outwards… ‘This is a drama based on gossip,’ reveals French when she talks to TV&Satellite Maggie with Week during a break in school head Peter filming. ‘Like any small (Mark Heap) town, there is a real rumour mill, but big trouble can erupt because of that. ‘Maggie is someone who needs status – she’s quite needy – and she makes a
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interview, Maggie gets a bit drunk and says Jill isn’t the sharpest tool. It’s just so unforgivable. I don’t think she even means it. It’s heartbreaking because if I’d betrayed my best friend like that, it would be absolutely devastating.’
CONJECTURE There are other eccentrics and misfits in Thurlbury. Vicki Pepperdine plays school secretary Karen, while Patrick Robinson is author Marcus, who’s rented a cottage to write his next bestseller. Having been in the TV limelight for nearly 40 years, French says she is no stranger to being gossiped about herself. ‘I’ve seen news stories about me and thought, “What on Earth?”’ she says. ‘Then I’ve had to ring my in-laws and say, “No, the marriage isn’t on the rocks – it’s all right!” It’s all so ridiculous.’
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Running for three seasons, Narcos followed the rise of real-life Colombian drug baron Pablo Escobar (Wagner Moura, right), his skirmishes with US drug enforcement agents, and the aftermath of his death. The show has so far spawned two runs of a spin-off series, Narcos: Mexico.
Based on Roberto Saviano’s book, this upcoming eight-part drama is set in the world of international drug trafficking and how it impacts on the global economy, focusing on different crime families and gangs, including Mexican cartels as they compete for supremacy in the cocaine trade. Gabriel Byrne (right) and Andrea Riseborough are among the cast. TV&Satellite Week 11
Look Who’s Back… A familiar face appearing in a new role this week Maxine Peake Inside No. 9 Mon, BBC2 HD, 10pm (times vary) Born in Bolton, Maxine Peake got her break in 1998 as Twinkle in Victoria Wood’s BBC1 comedy Dinnerladies, before playing mouthy Veronica 2004 (left), neighbour of the Gallagher family, in C4 drama Shameless (2004-2007). She also starred as Myra Hindley in ITV’s See No Evil: The Moors Murders in 2006, and Martha Costello QC in BBC1 drama Silk (2011-2014). In 2017, she played real-life Rochdale councillor Sara Rowbotham in BBC1’s abuse drama Three Girls.
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Sun, sea & scandal
Hugh Bonneville and David Walliams head the all-star cast of a new seaside comedy NEW COMEDY Sandylands Wednesday-Friday, Gold HD, 10pm
WORDS: NICK CANNON, MICHAEL DARLING, ELAINE REILLY, RICHARD MCCLURE. PHOTOS: C4, UKTV, CBS, BBC, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
If you enjoyed ITV’s Benidorm,
HER NEW ROLE This week, the 45-year-old is one of the guest stars, along with Phil Davis, in Inside No. 9. Peake plays Nadia, who’s one of a group of different people who tell their personal story as a video camera records them. Nadia reveals all about a recent visit to her smug neighbours, where something about her past crops up. Meanwhile, the fates of all the interviewees are inextricably and unknowingly set for a head-on collision…
you might want to check out Gold’s new sitcom set around a faded coastal town and its colourful collection of characters. Showing over three nights, Sandylands centres on a fictional British seaside town, and the antics of flamboyant arcade owner Les Vegas (Sanjeev Bhaskar) and his daughter Emily (Natalie Dew). Emily returns to Sandylands from London for her father’s
memorial. Les is missing, presumed lost at sea, but as Emily soon discovers, he’s actually trying to pull off an insurance scam. Reluctantly, she’s roped into hiding the truth from the Sandylands citizens, including clueless police officer Nathan (Simon Bird), bitter local entertainer Terry (Craig Parkinson), tour guide Tina (Harriet Webb), and Emily’s eccentric neighbours Derek and Jeannie, played by David Walliams and Sophie Thompson. ‘Sandylands is populated with oddballs,’ says Bhaskar, 56. ‘Les’ flamboyance has gone slightly wrong. He’s like someone who
buys a doctor’s qualifications online. There’s something not quite there about him, but he has an innocence, too.’
DECEIT UNCOVERED Emily begs to differ when she uncovers her dad’s deceit in the opening episode. And, as the town gathers for Les’ memorial service, she finds herself in a predicament. ‘Emily and Les are estranged,’ adds Bhaskar. ‘She only comes back to Sandylands – against her better judgment – because he’s presumed dead.’ At first, Emily is keen to return to her London life, but her friendship with larger-than-life
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Dhawan with Jodie Whittaker as the Doctor
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Doctor Who Sunday, BBC1 HD, 6.50pm
Maxine Peake as Nadia in Inside No. 9
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Master of disaster
Sacha Dhawan on playing an evil icon
The latest series of Doctor Who reaches its thrilling finale this week – with the Doctor (Jodie Whittaker) and the gang locked in battle with her long-standing foe, The Master (Sacha Dhawan). The evil Time Lord plays a major role in the current closing story, in which the last few members of the human race are under threat from the Cybermen. We talked to Dhawan, 35, about taking on the role of one of Doctor Who’s most iconic characters…
What else can I watch? We search the TV schedules to uncover the shows you might have missed… Jane Levy as Zoey The town is populated by colourful characters
Flamboyant Les Vegas
Tina and sweet relationship with Nathan give her any number of reasons to stay. Meanwhile, Hugh Bonneville plays an insurance investigator known only as the One-Eyed Man. ‘The investigator is a strange, slightly sinister man with a toothbrush moustache,’ says Bonneville, 56. ‘Nothing escapes his notice and he prides himself on being a human lie detector.’ The Downton Abbey actor appeared with Walliams, 48, in 2012 children’s comedy Mr Stink. ‘I’m very fond of David,’ he smiles. ‘So when I was asked, “Do you want to spend a couple of days at the seaside playing a one-eyed How is your version of The Master different from previous incarnations? One of the things I wanted to do to was uncover a darker, more melancholic side to him, which I felt hadn’t been done before. You never know what you’re going to get, and that’s explored in this story. It’s quite dark. Did you do any research into the history of The Master? I didn’t want to be overwhelmed by it, so I looked at the bare facts of the character and some of the history. Showrunner Chris Chibnall gave me his blessing to have some kind of ownership. Both he and [executive producer] Matt Strevens
Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist NEW
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man who dresses entirely in brown,” I said, “When do we start?”’ The series was shot in Westonsuper-Mare, which brought back seaside memories for Parkinson, 43, who was born in Blackpool. ‘In summer, Blackpool was a lot of fun,’ he says. ‘But I also saw the dark underbelly. In winter, it could be bleak. There was something sad about it. But with sadness comes great comedy.’
BOX SET All three eps will be on Sky Box Sets, Virgin TV Box Sets and NOW TV from 10pm on 4 March.
offered me the role without an audition but I still sent an audition tape, so they could see my ideas. I worried that when we got to filming, they’d say, ‘You’re not playing it like that, are you?’ What do you enjoy most about playing The Master? He has a great range in terms of being pleasant, playful and funny but also really dark, even tortured. He gets to travel through time, too, which is a bonus. So, you’d like to return in the next series? Hopefully I’ll be asked to come back. But we’ll see how the finale goes down first.
Wednesday, E4 HD, 10pm This US musical comedy drama follows Zoey Clarke (Jane Levy), a San Francisco coder whose seemingly perfect life has been devastated by her father Mitch’s serious illness. When Zoey has an MRI scan to see if she has the same
condition, she suddenly finds herself able to hear everyone’s innermost thoughts – whether family, work colleagues or strangers – in the form of musical performances, including songs by Cyndi Lauper, Tears for Fears and The Beatles. ‘We watch Zoey struggle with what this power is and why she has it,’ says Levy. ‘At times, it’s a real burden, and at other times she considers it a gift.’
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Blue Bloods
Monday, Sky Witness HD, 10pm Season 10 of the US cop drama picks up the action with the series’ 200th episode. Danny Reagan and Maria Baez (played by Donnie Wahlberg and Marisa Ramirez) investigate a year-old homicide brought to their attention by Maggie, a medium, who then finds herself abducted by the killer. Meanwhile, Frank (Tom Selleck, left) tries to help his ex-partner Lenny when his daughter is arrested.
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Moving On
Monday-Friday, BBC1 HD, 2.15pm The series of standalone dramas by Jimmy McGovern returns with more stories about people facing turning points in their lives. Among the cast are Mark Addy as a former rugby legend being blackmailed by his ex-wife, and Julie Graham in the tale of Pauline, who’s forced to fight for her job.
Running Wild with Bear Grylls
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Sunday, National Geographic HD, 7pm Heroes and Star Trek actor Zachary Quinto joins Grylls in the Panamanian jungle, where the intrepid duo tackle steep ravines and an underground river cave. ‘Zach was out of his comfort zone,’ says Grylls. ‘It took him to the physical edge, but he never gave up.’ TV&Satellite Week 13
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WA T C H L I S T Mark Wahlberg brings back detective Spenser in a new Netflix movie
Spenser Confidential Action drama Available: Friday 6 March NEW Genre: Runs: 111min TVSW says: Classic crime-fighting
He’s been played by Robert Urich in 1980s series Spenser:
For Hire and Joe Mantegna in a run of TV movies. Now Boston detective Spenser – who goes only by his surname – is back in a new Netflix movie starring Mark Wahlberg. Directed by Peter Berg, Spenser Confidential follows the crime-fighter as he emerges from prison after being framed while investigating police corruption. ‘Spenser is a police officer who cannot stand by and see any kind of injustice,’ explains Wahlberg, whose film credits include The Fighter, Ted and Boogie Nights. ‘He decided to go after his boss, who was sandbagging this homicide investigation. So he went to prison, but survived.’ Spenser’s intention on being released is to leave town, but his old boxing coach (The Kominsky Method’s Alan Arkin) persuades him to help with promising amateur fighter Hawk (Black Panther’s Winston Duke).
MODERN AND DARKER Then, when two ex-colleagues turn up dead, Spenser recruits his ex-girlfriend Cissy (Iliza Shlesinger) and Hawk to help him investigate. ‘He decides he’s going to go after the killers,’ says Wahlberg. ‘He just can’t keep his nose out of other people’s business – especially if anybody’s done wrong.’ Wahlberg says he was a big fan of the original TV show. ‘Spenser: For Hire was one of my favourite TV series as a kid,’ he reveals. ‘It was shot in Boston, so it’s one of the few times I actually saw the neighbourhood where I grew up on television.’ Frequent collaborators Berg and Wahlberg have previously worked together on Lone Survivor, Deepwater Horizon, Patriots Day and Mile 22. ‘People ask: “Is it like Spenser: For Hire?”’ says Berg. ‘Well, it’s based on the book series, which led to Spenser: For Hire, which was a pretty good TV series. But we’re doing something much darker, more along the lines of a modern Chinatown [the 1974 Jack Nicholson film].’ Spenser originally appeared in a series of detective novels by creator Robert B Parker and subsequently by Ace Atkins. Could this become a film franchise? ‘If it’s successful and we feel it is creatively satisfying,’ says Berg. ‘Mark and I love working together.’ Berg was lucky enough to recruit L.A. Confidential’s Brian Helgeland to write the script for the new adaptation. ‘He liked the idea of modernising Spenser while preserving the things about the genre that everybody loves,’ says Berg. ‘So you’ve got the lonely, noir-esque characters who might help you or might kill you, and a female stirring up chaos. Throw it in a blender and watch it go!’ 14 TV&Satellite Week
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What we’re watching... A sneak peek at what’s being watched around the office
Dramas
Documentaries
The Stranger Season: 1 Episodes: 8 Runs: 42-52min A mysterious stranger reveals a shocking secret to family man Adam (Richard Armitage) about his wife (Dervla Kirwan), who disappears after he confronts her, in a compelling and at times macabre mystery thriller. Jennifer Saunders and Siobhan Finneran co-star.
The Cry Season: 1 Episodes: 4 Runs: 55-59min An exhausted new mother (Victoria’s Jenna Coleman) and her partner travel to Australia, where the unthinkable happens and their four month-old baby goes missing. This taut and addictive thriller will keep you riveted until the very end.
Documentaries
WORDS: IAN MACEWAN, JUDY EWENS, SEAN MARLAND. PHOTOS: NETFLIX, BRITBOX, BBC, GETTY
Runs: 110min Barack and Michelle Obama’s production company won the Documentary (Feature) Oscar in February for this, their very first film, which chronicles what happens when a Chinese firm reopens a factory in Ohio. Initial optimism turns sour as a culture clash ensues.
Who Killed Malcolm X?
The Pharmacist
Mark Wahlberg as Spenser and Winston Duke as Hawk on Boston’s mean streets
American Factory
Season: 1 Episodes: 4 Runs: 48-61min A gripping true-crime documentary begins with the search by smalltown pharmacist Dan Schneider to find his son’s killer. But his murder investigation turns into a mission to uncover the truth behind American’s opioid crisis and the part doctors play in it.
Season: 1 Episodes: 6 Runs: 43min American civil-rights leader Malcolm X was gunned down in New York in 1965 and many questions about his assassination are raised in this series. In fact, it has proved so powerful that the Manhattan district attorney now plans to review the case.
What we’re listening to... The podcasts we’re tuning into in the TVSW office WTAF – A This Country Podcast The third and final series of BAFTA-winning BBC3 Online comedy This Country has just begun and you can follow the action with this special pod. Hosts Pavo and Neil will be chatting in-depth about all six new episodes and interviewing the stars and creators along with fans of the show.
That Peter Crouch Podcast Former England striker Peter Crouch joins Tom Fordyce and Chris Stark in this well-received guide on how to be a professional footballer. Episodes include insights on everything from transfers to where to sit on the team bus – plus plenty of footballer confessions.
How to get podcasts On your smartphone 1 go to the app store and type ‘podcast app’. Download one of the 2 podcast players (you may find there’s one preinstalled on your phone). Open the player and type in the name of a podcast or an area that interests you – for example, ‘comedy’. Choose a podcast and press play.
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Watch it or dodge it What the critics are saying about the latest releases… *Castle Rock
Horse Girl Genre: Psychological thriller Available: Now Runs: 104min
GLOW’s Alison Brie has won plaudits for her portrayal of a socially awkward craft-store employee heading towards a mental breakdown in this psychological thriller, with critics praising her ‘remarkable’ and ‘brilliant’ performance. However, the film generally has fared less well, with reviewers labelling it ‘underwhelming’ and ‘frustrating’.
For fans of stand-up… Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis
Genre: Horror Available: Now Season: 2 Episodes: 10 Runs: 36-60min
Comedy NEW Genre: Available: Tue
Critics have been divided over the second season of the horror anthology set in the Stephen King universe and starring Lizzy Caplan as psychopathic killer Annie Wilkes, played as an older woman by Kathy Bates in Misery. ‘It delivers fewer shivers than shrugs of confusion,’ was one critic’s opinion. But another described the series as ‘atmospheric and grippingly acted’ while Caplan’s performance has been called ‘powerful’ and ‘masterful’.
3 March Runs: 61min
After making her Netflix debut in The Comedy Lineup in 2018, the comic gets her first stand-up special on the streaming service, featuring her unique take on relationship goals, personal development and how your 20s are not the best years of your life.
If you like adult animation… To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You
Castlevania Fantasy NEW Genre: animation
Genre: Romantic comedy Available: Now Runs: 102min
Available: Thu 5 March Season: 3 Episodes: 10 Runs: 25min (approx)
The sequel to 2018’s hit
romcom To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before has had mixed reviews. Teens Lara (Lana Condor) and Peter (Noah Centineo) are now a couple, but then another crush re-emerges. One critic said, ‘The love triangle falls flat.’
This animated fantasy follows vampire hunter Trevor Belmont (voiced by Richard Armitage) as he defends the nation of Wallachia. The action picks up after the defeat of Dracula in season two, and features the Count’s former general Carmilla (Jaime Murray), as she sets out to fill the vampire power vacuum.
Babylon Berlin Period drama Available: Friday NEW Genre: 6 March Season: 3 Episodes: 12 TVSW says: Dark and decadent
The third season of Sky Atlantic’s lavish subtitled drama sees the German Weimar Republic in turmoil after the Wall Street Crash of 1929. As shareholders and savers storm the Berlin stock exchange and banks in an attempt to empty their accounts, the financial chaos only increases the violence and terror from Nazi thugs as they capitalise on the unrest. Meanwhile, detective Gereon Rath (Volker Bruch) and his protégé Charlotte (Liv Lisa Fries) investigate the on-set death of German film actress Betty Winter. It’s soon apparent the tragedy was no accident, and that many shady parties had interests in the film.
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My Left Nut Comedy drama Available: Sunday 1 March Season: 1 NEW Genre: Episodes: 3 Runs: 30min TVSW says: Poignant and funny
Set in Belfast, this comedy drama is written by Michael Patrick and Oisín Kearney and based on real events in Patrick’s own life. Nathan Quinn-O’Rawe stars as schoolboy Mick, who discovers a swelling on his left testicle and struggles with telling his widowed mum Patricia (Sinéad Keenan) about his concerns. Will his fears of a cancer
diagnosis also complicate things between Mick and his first girlfriend? ‘We want to share this personal story to help raise issues around men’s health and the difficulty young people have in talking about their problems,’ says Patrick. ‘We had such a laugh writing it and we hope people enjoy this story in all its humour and humanity.’
Amazing Stories Sci-fi anthology NEW Genre: Available: Friday 6 March Season: 1 Episodes: 5 (released weekly) TVSW says: A welcome return
Steven Spielberg is the latest
Hollywood A-lister to join forces with Apple TV+ this week when the legendary movie director reimagines his sci-fi anthology series Amazing Stories. Spielberg first brought the series to our screens in the 1980s, and the new version adopts the same format, with five different episodes promising ‘to transport the audience to worlds of wonder’. Each episode will be helmed by a different director, starting with The Cellar, a supernatural thriller starring The Maze Runner’s Dylan O’Brien and Victoria Pedretti, who plays Love Quinn in Netflix drama You. Other episodes include The Rift, with Edward Burns as government agent Bill Kaminski, in a cast that also includes Halt and Catch Fire’s Kerry Bishé. The project reunites Burns with Spielberg, who cast him in the hit 1998 war movie Saving Private Ryan and produced Burns’ 2015 cop drama series Public Morals.
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FEEL THE POWER The series will also feature Lost’s Josh Holloway, as well as Breaking Bad and Twin Peaks star Robert Forster, in his last screen role before his sad death in October at the age
Worlds of
wonder Steven Spielberg reboots his award-winning anthology series Amazing Stories
Duncan Joiner and Kerry Bishé in The Rift and (inset) Robert Forster and Tyler Crumley in Dynoman and The Volt
of 78. In the episode Dynoman and The Volt, Forster plays the grandfather of an awkward youngster who wrestles with feelings of powerlessness. When a superhero ring the grandfather ordered from a comic book arrives 50 years late,
they discover it has the power to turn them into actual superheroes. The original Amazing Stories was inspired by The Twilight Zone and first aired in 1985, with episodes starring Tim Robbins and Kevin Costner and directors including Martin Scorsese, Clint Eastwood and Spielberg himself. It was cancelled after two seasons despite winning five Emmys – although Spielberg retains fond memories of the series. ‘Before feature films, I made short films, and I love the anthology
format,’ he’s said. ‘It’s a fantastic genre because you have to get all your plot and character points out of the way in the first nine minutes, so hopefully the rest of the story is devoted to development and fun. ‘With the original, the network wanted to call it Steven Spielberg’s Amazing Stories, but I wouldn’t let them. I didn’t want to be the star of the series. Amazing Stories isn’t a series, it is an anthology. There’s no thread between one episode and the next.’
EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT… We point you towards the TV moments you won’t want to miss on catch-up
Cilla: The Lost Tapes Everyone’s talking about… the moving footage of a young, carefree Cilla Black travelling in Australia and the Far East with her beloved husband Bobby in the nostalgic ITV documentary.
Endeavour Intelligence Everyone’s talking about… Sylvestra Le Touzel’s icy GCHQ boss Christine showing her disapproval of cocky US agent Jerry (David Schwimmer) in the quirky comedy.
Everyone’s talking about… the viciously frank canal-side showdown between Morse (Shaun Evans) and his mentor Thursday (Roger Allam) in the finale of the period crime drama.
This Country Everyone’s talking about… the BAFTA-winning comedy’s moving but funny nod to late co-star Michael Sleggs, whose character Slugs died the day before ‘doing a zombie escape room in Swindon’. TV&Satellite Week 17
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12 TOP SHOWS Locke & Key Genre: Horror Eps: 10 In this dark supernatural drama based on a comic-book series, widowed Nina Locke (Scandal’s Darby Stanchfield) moves her family into her late husband’s ancestral home. There, her children find keys that unlock deadly secrets and give them supernatural abilities.
Hunters Genre: Drama Eps: 10 Al Pacino gives a powerful performance as a Holocaust survivor leading a group of vigilantes in 1977 New York. Their mission is to hunt down former Nazis living in the US under fake identities and prevent them from creating a Fourth Reich in the country.
Outlander
by the CIA to play a match against a Soviet grandmaster in Warsaw, where he must also secretly make contact with a defecting Russian who has vital intel.
Babies Genre: Documentary Eps: 6 This documentary series chronicles the first year of a baby’s life by following 15 families from around the world. It reveals the answers to such conundrums as why babies don’t sleep through the night and how they learn language.
Better Call Saul Genre: Drama Eps: 10 (released weekly) In the fifth season of the Breaking Bad prequel, lawyer Jimmy McGill (Bob Odenkirk) becomes Saul Goodman – the slick, sleazy fixer of the original series. Broken by the suicide of his brother Chuck last season, Jimmy embraces his new identity and being part of New Mexico’s criminal underworld.
Genre: Romantic drama Eps: 12 (released weekly) The fifth season of the Bob Odenkirk in time-travelling drama Better Call Saul about 20th-century Genre: Drama Eps: 7 medic Claire Fraser (Caitriona Made by the producers of Balfe) and her 18th-century Stranger Things and The End of the Highlander husband Jamie (Sam F***ing World, this high-school drama Heughan), who have settled in North stars It’s Sophia Lillis as 17-year-old Carolina. This time, the American War Sydney, who is dealing with the loss of of Independence looms. her father and her sexuality, as well as
I Am Not Okay with This
The Coldest Game Genre: Thriller Eps: One-off Bill Pullman stars in a Cold War thriller set against the backdrop of the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis. He plays an alcoholic former American chess champ enlisted
Emilia Jones and Jackson Robert Scott in Locke & Key
superpowers that she can’t control! Out on Wednesday 26 February.
Altered Carbon Genre: Sci-fi Eps: 8 Avengers actor Anthony Mackie takes over as Takeshi Kovacs, an elite soldier
turned detective in the second season of the sci-fi thriller. It is set 300 years in the future, where consciousness has been digitised and human bodies are merely ‘sleeves’ to transport them. Kovacs is working for mercenaries on a distant colony but still searching for his lost love. Out on Thursday 27 February.
Miss Americana – Taylor Swift Genre: Documentary Eps: One-off Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift offers a candid look at her life, career and the pressures of fame in this revealing documentary. There are videos of Swift as a child when she began her rise to success as well as concert footage.
Narcos: Mexico Genre: Drama Eps: 10 The second season of the gritty saga about the Guadalajara Cartel in 1980s Mexico centres on a mission by DEA agent Walt Breslin (Scoot McNairy) to bring down its real-life
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The Night Of British actor Riz Ahmed won an Emmy for his role in this compelling crime mystery as a man who is charged with murder. John Turturro is his eccentric defence lawyer.
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Dracula Claes Bang stars as the infamous bloodsucker in this delicious, twist-laden three-part horror from Sherlock creators Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat.
Brenda Blethyn’s no-nonsense detective investigates four new cases in this 10th series, which will be moving to BritBox for streaming from 4 March.
Mythic Quest: Raven’s Banquet Genre: Comedy Eps: 9 The makers of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia are behind this sharply funny comedy set in the world of video-game development. Rob McElhenney from Sunny plays Ian, an egotistical creative director running a team of developers as they prepare to release the biggest expansion yet of their hit game Mythic Quest with a high-profile launch.
Formula 1: Drive to Survive Genre: Documentary Eps: 10 Season two of the documentary series gives a behind-the-scenes look at the teams and drivers involved in the 2019 F1 season, including champion Lewis Hamilton. Out on Friday 28 February.
A round-up of the big TV shows leaving streaming services this week
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Vera
boss Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo (Diego Luna). The drug lord also faces discontent from rival factions.
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Our favourite new shows added to streaming services in the past month you may have missed…
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Flack A dark comedy delving into the world of celebrity public relations, with Anna Paquin as a Londonbased fixer with a disastrous personal life. Series two starts soon. TV&Satellite Week 19
Documentaries More than 8,000 tigers are held captive
S R E G I T D E R U T R O T WORDS: HANNAH DAVIES, IAN MACEWAN. PHOTOS: BBC, C4, ITV, GETTY, PA IMAGES
trade r e ig t l a g le il ’s ia st As a E h t u o S s e s o p Aldo Kane ex
Dr Ranj: On Call
Saved on Camera
Tuesday, ITV HD, 7.30pm
Monday-Friday, BBC1 HD, 11.45am (Wales, Tue, 12noon)
A new four-part series in which
Dr Ranj Singh offers information and advice on a range of topical medical issues, from organ and blood donation to mental health. He will also follow the work of a variety of NHS teams and explore some pioneering healthcare treatments.
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A new series telling stories of bravery
captured on mobile phones, CCTV and dashcams starts with the tale of two boys who got into difficulty while playing underneath Blackpool’s Central Pier and who were rescued by a day tripper, Paul (above right, with Isaac and his mum Claire).
Greg James’ Sport Relief Heroes Friday, BBC1 HD, 10.35pm (times vary)
Ahead of this year’s fundraiser, Radio 1 DJ Greg
James meets some of the intrepid celebrities who have gone the extra mile to raise cash for Sport Relief, including Davina McCall (pictured with James), David Walliams and Eddie Izzard.
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them, and put them in vats of wine, or boil down the carcass to make hardened resin known as tiger glue, which is more valuable on the market than cocaine.
Tigers: Hunting the Traffickers Wednesday, BBC2 HD, 9pm Fewer than 4,000 tigers remain in the wild, but more than 8,000 are held in captive facilities in South East Asia, where people breed and slaughter the majestic big cats to make products – such as tiger-bone wine – which are believed to have a medicinal value. In his eye-opening documentary Tigers: Hunting the Traffickers, former Royal Marine Aldo Kane sets out to covertly film these illegal tiger farms and the criminal networks that run them. Here, the 42-year-old explorer tells us more… What did you discover about this horrible trade? We found
tigers locked behind closed doors, hidden from public view. The world is largely unaware of the brutal way in which they are farmed and slaughtered for their bones. The tiger trade is hidden from sight, unlike the ivory or rhino trade, where the brutality is on show for the world to see. What else will surprise viewers about what you’ve seen? These
people kill tigers, skin
What’s the impact of this illegal trade? It’s having a catastrophic
effect on wild tiger populations, and that’s what this investigation is about – that demand for tiger products in these countries is fuelling the killing of wild tigers. What was the most shocking moment? Seeing just how large
some facilities were. Some places I visited had hundreds of tigers locked up in cages. Breaking into these places to show the cruelty these tigers are exposed to is a vital part of bringing the truth to the wider world. But it was very difficult to witness these majestic creatures being kept behind bars. What do you hope viewers will take away from this?
People need to see this, and take action now. There are only 4,000 wild tigers left on the planet, so we don’t have much time. Countries like China and Vietnam have the power to save wild tigers, and I believe they should do more to prevent their Aldo Kane’s eradication. on a mission
DID YOU KNOW? Crufts dog show was founded in 1891 by a dog-biscuit salesman and was originally just a competition for terriers. Catch this year’s pooches on parade in Crufts, Thu & Fri, C4 HD
& More4 HD, times vary.
All the Queen’s Horses Sunday, Channel 5 HD, 7pm
The Queen had her first riding
lesson at three and was given her first pony the following year. This one-off looks at the monarch’s lifelong passion for all things equestrian, a love she has passed on to her children Charles and Anne and her granddaughter, Olympic medallist Zara Tindall (above).
Rachel Nguyen’s family fled Vietnam
Journey of hope The Vietnam refugees who started a new life in the UK LAST ONE HISTORY A Very British History Wednesday, BBC4 HD, 9pm Rachel Nguyen’s family were among hundreds of thousands of refugees who risked their lives fleeing Vietnam during the 1970s and early 1980s. Known as the ‘boat people’, 19,000 of them came to Britain in hope of a better life following the hardship and devastation of the Vietnam War. ‘My mum told me how the whole family would live on one cup of rice for the week,’ says 29-year-old therapist Nguyen. ‘Dad had shrapnel wounds to his head and lost a few fingers in the war. His four sisters were blown to pieces right before his eyes. He was a very haunted man. ‘They set off risking their lives – and many did lose their lives – but they were hoping for the best for themselves and their children.’
PERILOUS VOYAGE In this last edition of A Very British History, Nguyen recalls her parents’ experiences of resettling in the UK, and meets other people who made Britain their home. She learns how conditions on the boats were treacherous and how thousands died at sea from dehydration, starvation and
drowning. Many were fishing boats that were not designed for long journeys. Fortunately, Nguyen’s family made it to a Hong Kong refugee camp before the British government agreed to accept them. They were initially placed in a reception centre before settling on a council estate in Woolwich, southeast London. But the language barrier made finding employment difficult.
CULTURE SHOCK ‘It was hard for them. My brother was the sole breadwinner from the age of 17 or 18,’ says Nguyen. ‘I can only imagine how confusing life was for the new refugees. They had no concept of what Britain was like and they came with almost no transferable skills. Most came from rural parts of Vietnam, so I think Britain was a huge culture shock for them.’ However, most refugees were made to feel welcome in Britain and Nguyen says she’s still extremely proud of her family for making the perilous journey by boat to safety. ‘They survived and what other success is there?’ she says. ‘There’s a line from a poem that sticks with me, and it reads: “You have to understand that no one puts their children in a boat unless the water is safer than the land.”’ TV&Satellite Week 21
FilmsThis week’s reviewed by Jason Best
BIOPIC
Mapplethorpe
Monday, Sky Premiere HD, 10.15pm & 3.35am 2
PREMIERE OF THE WEEK
A long way from his roles
Sadly, Jackson lacked a bit of the Krypton factor
HORROR THRILLER
Jackson A Dunn’s unearthly child goes power mad in Kansas
Hell Is Where the Home Is
Brightburn SUPERHERO HORROR Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 12.30pm & 8pm; Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 3.30pm & 11pm 3
What if that adopted Earthling Clark Kent hadn’t been such a goody two shoes? What if he had used his powers not for benign purposes but for evil? That is the subversive premise for this dark take on the superhero genre. Like Superman, the film’s extraterrestrial protagonist crash-lands on Earth as a baby and is taken in by a doting childless couple in Kansas. Tori
and Kyle Breyer (Elizabeth Banks and David Denman) name the infant Brandon and keep from him the secret of his arrival in a spaceship, which they have hidden in the cellar of their barn. But when, years later, the now 12-year-old Brandon (Jackson A Dunn) begins discovering and flexing his paranormal powers (superstrength, heat vision and the ability to fly), he puts them to altogether nastier ends than Superman ever would. As more and more people fall foul of Brandon’s increasingly sociopathic ire, director David Yarovesky and writers
Mark and Brian Gunn don’t stint on the violence. Be warned: things get bloody. All the same, as Brandon’s crimes continue the film does a good job of conveying his mix of boyishness and otherworldly creepiness, and Banks and Denman are excellent as his ever more alarmed parents. It’s a shame that the film-makers stick so closely to tried-and-tested horror tropes, but for stout-stomached viewers looking to escape cinema’s usual comic-book adventure fare, Brightburn provides a bracing alternative. 2019, 15, 90MIN
STAR RATINGS ★★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★★ Very good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 22 TV&Satellite Week
in Doctor Who and The Crown, Matt Smith plays controversial photographer Robert Mapplethorpe in a film charting the artist’s life and career, from scrappy, poverty-stricken early days in New York to his death from an AIDS-related illness in 1989. Despite Smith’s best efforts, this surprisingly lacklustre biopic manages to be both shocking and dull. 2018, 18, 102MIN
Thursday, Sky Premiere HD, 10.15pm & 3.45am 2
A weekend rental in a
stunning modernist house in the Mojave Desert turns into a blood-soaked nightmare for two fractious couples in this homeinvasion horror thriller. The movie’s photography is as gorgeously sleek as the setting, which only makes the slow-building script’s failure to truly invest us in the characters’ fates more of a shame. 2018, 18, 87MIN
PAY-PER-VIEW
PREMIERES The pick of the week’s films on Sky, Virgin and other platforms
Aaron tried to forge new friendships
SCI-FI ADVENTURE
Terminator: Dark Fate From Monday
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WORLD CINEMA CRIME THRILLER
The Counterfeiter Wednesday, Sky Premiere HD, 2.15pm & 10.15pm
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This twisty Hong Kong crime thriller
opens with its title character languishing in a squalid Thai prison. However, Aaron Kwok’s Lee Man has only just used his uncanny forgery skills to slip a letter to the outside
world when he is plucked from the jail and extradited back to his native Hong Kong. The police there are desperate to interrogate him about the global counterfeiting gang to which he belonged, its members now all dead save for the jittery Lee and the gang’s shadowy boss, Painter (Chow Yun Fat). Terrified of Painter’s lethal reach, Lee refuses to cough up his
secrets until another figure from his past, his former artist girlfriend Yuen Man (Zhang Jingchu), convinces him to talk… Director Felix Chong is best known as the writer of the superb Infernal Affairs, but while he doesn’t reach those heights this time, as the story unfolds inside a convoluted flashback, his film still offers much to enjoy. Subtitled. 2018, 15, 125MIN
Following 2015’s disappointing, Terminator Genisys, this cracking new entry brings the franchise back to life. Ignoring the last three instalments, the movie recreates the irresistible drive of the first two Terminator films and also sees the return of Linda Hamilton as kick-ass heroine Sarah Connors. Arnold Schwarzenegger is also back – as is James Cameron, incidentally, as a co-writer and producer. 2019, 15, 128MIN
COMEDY ADVENTURE
The Peanut Butter Falcon From Monday
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SCI-FI THRILLER
UFO
Saturday, Sky Premiere HD, 2.35pm & 10.15pm 3
COMEDY THRILLER
Killers Anonymous Sunday, Sky Premiere HD, 2.15pm & 10.15pm
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Having come up with
the bright wheeze of an Alcoholics Anonymous-style support group for killers, this would-be quirky thriller, featuring cameos by Gary Oldman and Jessica Alba, proves unable to do anything remotely engaging with it. Indeed, despite the odd burst of gore, the spectacle of a bunch of assassins trying to work out which of their number is behind an attempted hit on a US senator turns out to be deadly dull. 2019, 15, 95MIN
A brilliant maths student (Alex Sharp) reckons the authorities are covering up a UFO sighting at a Midwest airport and sets about doing the hard sums to prove it. This low-budget sci-fi thriller is dramatically shaky, but it does a fine job all the same of conveying its hero’s intellectual excitement. Gillian Anderson and David Strathairn add class and gravitas as the hero’s college professor and FBI pursuer, while Ella Purnell supplies doe-eyed charm as a fellow student. 2018, 12, 88MIN
Alex could sum up his suspicions in three letters…
This winning comedy adventure boasts a remarkable lead performance by Zack Gottsagen, a disabled actor with Down’s syndrome. Also starring Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Johnson, the story doesn’t always hold water, but the film’s feelgood warmth is irresistible. 2019, 12, 97MIN
ANIMATED COMEDY
The Addams Family COMEDY
Straight Up Tuesday, Sky Premiere HD, 2.30pm & 10.15pm
For once, Katie and James were lost for words
3 Newcomer James Sweeney gives the romcom genre another twist as writer, director, producer and star of an indie comedy about a fast-talking, obsessivecompulsive gay twenty-something whose soul mate turns out to be a woman (Katie Findlay’s equally gabby aspiring actress). It’s an offbeat take on romance, although you may struggle to keep up with such a breathlessly chatty couple. 2019, 15, 95MIN
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Charles Addams’ gleefully ghoulish clan gets a CGI makeover in a breezy but unremarkable animated comedy. Oscar Issac and Charlize Theron voice the gloomy couple Gomez and Morticia Addams. 2019, PG, 87MIN
TV&Satellite Week 23
FilmFinder
The pick of the week at a glance
Comedy
Central Intelligence Saturday, C4 HD, 9pm
Sci-Fi
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A showcase for the comedic talents of Dwayne Johnson, this buddy moviecum-breezy spy caper sees his CIA agent teamed with Kevin Hart’s mildmannered accountant. 2016, 12, 107MIN
Crash Pad Wednesday, Sky Cinema Comedy HD, 11.20pm
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This bright and breezy story finds Domhnall Gleeson’s idler sharing his bachelor flat with his ex-lover’s husband (Thomas Haden Church). 2017, 15, 91MIN
Drama
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
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Saturday, Sky Premiere HD, 12noon & 8pm
The fire-breathing reptile wreaks more mayhem in an earth-shaking sequel to 2014’s Godzilla. 2019, 12, 132MIN
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Cowboys & Aliens Saturday, C4 HD, 11.05pm
A deliciously crazy mash-up of the Western and sci-fi genres sees Daniel Craig’s gunslinger team up with Harrison Ford’s cattle baron to fight off an invasion of extraterrestrials. 2011, 12, 118MIN
Paper Towns Sunday, C4 HD, 11pm
Classic
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With an air of bittersweet yearning, this likeable mystery stars Nat Wolff as a student who is following the trail left by his runaway enigmatic object of desire (Cara Delevingne). 2015, 12, 116MIN
Journeyman Monday, Film4 HD, 11.35pm
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The bell tolls for director and star Paddy Considine, playing a champion boxer whose life is shattered both in the ring and out of it, in a hard-hitting tale that co-stars Jodie Whittaker. 2017, 15, 92MIN
Carve Her Name with Pride
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Saturday, Talking Pictures, 1.30pm
Based on a true story, this powerful World War II drama stars Virginia McKenna as a courageous widow who becomes a British spy. 1958, PG, 119MIN
Westworld Monday, TCM HD, 11.10pm
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Author Michael Crichton not only wrote the screenplay, but also sat in the director’s chair for this exciting sci-fi Western starring Yul Brynner as an android gunslinger. 1973, 15, 89MIN
The Intern
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Meet the Robinsons
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Goldfinger
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Thursday, Comedy Central HD, 9pm
Monday, Sky Disney HD, 2.55pm
Thursday, ITV4 HD, 9pm
Set in the dotcom fashion world, this relentlessly feelgood movie finds Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway’s chalk-and-cheese characters bridging the age gap. 2015, 12, 121MIN
An inventive, witty and beautifully realised comedy adventure about an inventor who is whisked off to the future, where he must thwart the plans of a dastardly villain. 2006, U, 102MIN
Sean Connery’s third outing as James Bond is pure gold in more ways than one as 007 uncovers an audacious plot to raid Fort Knox in America and destroy the world economy. 1964, PG, 111MIN
The Beguiled Friday, BBC2 HD, 11.05pm (BBC2 Wales, 11.15pm
Tropic Thunder
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X-Men: First Class
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Friday, Sky Cinema Comedy HD, 11pm
Monday, Sky Superhero HD, 10.05pm
A great cast, including Jack Black and Ben Stiller, line up for some knockabout action when a film crew making a war movie find themselves in the middle of a real jungle battle. 2008, 15, 107MIN
James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender star as the young Professor X and Magneto in a gripping origins story that reveals how the Marvel Comics mutants became X-Men. 2011, 12, 132MIN
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Sofia Coppola directs an atmospheric remake of the 1971 Clint Eastwood Southern gothic melodrama about a wounded Union soldier who finds refuge in a girls’ boarding school during the Civil War. Nursed back to health by Nicole Kidman’s headmistress, Colin Farrell’s Yankee is soon stirring up rivalries and jealousies, and sexual and romantic longings among the women and girls, including Kirsten Dunst and Elle Fanning. 2017, 15, 94MIN
Whistle Down the Wind
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Thursday, Talking Pictures, 10pm
A lovely British film about three young farm kids (one of them Hayley Mills) who think the man hiding in their barn (Alan Bates) is Jesus. 1961, PG, 99MIN
PHOTOS: ALAMY
Films may be edited for television. The running times given are those of the original cinema releases.
EDITOR’S CHOICE
Weekend movies Saturday 29 February
Sunday 1 March
WESTERN
DRAMA
The Magnificent Seven
Manchester by the Sea
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NEW MOVIES ON NETFLIX & AMAZON
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Denzel Washington rides tall in the saddle in a remake of John Sturges’ classic 1960 Western – itself a remake, of course, of Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 epic The Seven Samurai. Once again, a beleaguered community turns to a bunch of gunslingers – Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke and Vincent D’Onofrio among them – to defend themselves against a rapacious enemy. The movie is hardly another classic, but it does deliver when it comes to the final showdown, relying on old-school stunt work rather than CGI to make an impact. 2016, 12, 133MIN
Our pick of this week’s films
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Well deserving of his best actor Oscar, Casey Affleck is heartbreakingly good as Lee Chandler, a prickly, truculent Boston janitor overwhelmed by grief and guilt in this superb drama. Writer-director Kenneth Lonergan steers the film with quiet restraint, slowly revealing Lee’s back-story and the ghosts that are haunting him. Anchored by Affleck’s magnificent performance, with excellent support from Michelle Williams as Lee’s ex-wife, this is a film about despair, but it is not depressing. 2016, 15, 137MIN
No one ever got Denzel over a barrel
Horse Girl Showing all week
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Could Michelle and Casey be reunited in Manchester?
ACTION COMEDY
ROMANTIC DRAMA
Central Intelligence
Summertime
C4 HD, 9pm
BBC2 HD, 12m’t
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COMEDY DRAMA
American Woman
Paper Towns
Sky Premiere HD, 6pm
C4 HD, 11pm
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Dwayne Johnson is so hilarious in this freewheeling spy comedy-cum-buddy movie that he makes his co-star, motormouth comedian Kevin Hart, look like the film’s straight man. On the eve of their school reunion Johnson’s CIA agent cajoles his former classmate, Hart’s staid accountant, into helping him expose a mysterious arms dealer. The story is routine, but the stars’ rapport more than makes up for the bland film-making. 2016, 12, 107MIN
This film about the love affair between two women in early-1970s France is both an enthralling romantic drama and a fascinating time capsule of the era. In magnetic performances, French rock singer Izïa Higelin plays a closeted farm girl dazzled by the liberating possibilities of politically turbulent Paris; while Belgian star Cécile de France is the charismatic feminist campaigner with whom she falls in love. Subtitled. 2015, 15, 105MIN
After years of being largely relegated to unchallenging supporting roles, Sienna Miller finally has a chance to showcase her acting ability with a brilliant performance as a working-class woman whose teenage daughter goes missing. Over the course of some 11 years, Miller’s Debra Callahan brings up her young grandson and grows from being flighty and impulsive to becoming mature and grounded. Also on Monday. 2018, 15, 109MIN
Cara Delevingne transfers her quirky cool from the catwalk to the screen for her first leading film role. Her casting is perfect as the free-spirited Florida teenager whose disappearance sends her dorky neighbour (Nat Wolff) and friends on an epic road trip across the States to find her. Based on a novel by author John Green, the mystery is engaging and the joshing friends are amiable company, although the mood is safe rather than edgy. 2015, 12, 116MIN
SCI-FI WESTERN
Also on Saturday
ANIMATED ADVENTURE
Also on Sunday
Cowboys & Aliens C4 HD, 11.05pm
PSYCHOLOGICAL DRAMA
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An outlandish mix of sci-fi and Western, this action adventure from Iron Man director Jon Favreau pitches cowboys against aliens in the weirdest frontier showdown you have ever seen. You will have a blast watching James Bond and Indiana Jones take on hordes of ornery ETs as Daniel Craig’s rugged gunslinger and Harrison Ford’s ruthless cattle baron have to bury the hatchet when a bunch of space invaders come swooping out of the sky. 2011, 12, 118MIN
Carve Her Name with Pride Talking Pictures, 1.30pm Resistance isn’t futile. The Padre Sky Thriller HD, 5pm Tim Roth gets hot under the collar. UFO Sky Premiere HD, 10.15pm Alex Sharpe is watching the skies. After the Storm BBC4 HD, 10.50pm Can Hiroshi Abe be a family man? L.A. Confidential BBC1 HD, 11.40pm (BBC1 Scotland, 12.40am) Crime pays in Hollywood.
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Toy Story 4 Sky Disney HD, 7pm
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Pixar’s loveable bunch of toys – including, of course, Tom Hanks’ cowboy doll Woody and Tim Allen’s brash spaceman Buzz – return for yet another adventure, which finds Woody taking a road trip with young owner Bonnie and her other toys. Once again, Pixar’s film-makers excel with the wonderfully tactile animation, and there are laughs and thrills, plus the odd tear or two, before the heart-tugging close. Also on Wednesday. 2019, U, 100MIN
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Sometimes Always Never Sky Drama HD, 8pm Bill Nighy tries to be a father figure. Anna and the King Film4 HD, 12.55pm Jodie Foster gets a royal welcome. Pond Life Sky Drama HD, 2pm & 12m’t Gone fishing in South Yorkshire. Shrek 2 BBC1 HD, 3.05pm (BBC1 Wales, 2.05pm) The Ogre’s going Far Far Away. Rise of the Planet of the Apes Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 5pm These chimps are no chumps.
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Alison Brie, the heroine of the Netflix wrestling comedy GLOW, co-wrote and stars in an offbeat, strangely unsettling film about a socially awkward young woman struggling to make sense of her life. She could easily be a daffy romantic comedy heroine, but as we explore her obsessions and delusions further it turns out we’re watching something altogether more sober and serious… The story’s weird shifts require a little patience and indulgence, but Brie is sensational. 2020, 15, 103MIN
PERIOD ADVENTURE
The Aeronauts
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From Monday
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The Theory of Everything stars Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne go up up and away in a soaring adventure about a pair of Victorian balloonists on a record-breaking quest in 1862. Loosely based on real events, the film leaves us awed as the pair make their ascent. 2019, PG, 100MIN
ANIMATED FANTASY
Spirited Away From Sunday
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The winner of an Oscar for Best Animated Film this Japanese masterpiece is among cinema’s greatest ever flights of fantasy. Directed by Hayao Miyazaki, the film is a work of astonishing imagination, and it is funny, scary, thrilling and richly beautiful. 2001, PG, 125MIN
Weekday movies over page
TV&Satellite Week 25
Weekday movies Tuesday 3 March
Monday 2 March COMEDY
COMEDY DRAMA
Bend It Like Beckham
Gifted
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You don’t have to be a football fan to find yourself cheering on Parminder Nagra in this charming comedy about a teenage girl from Hounslow who idolises David Beckham and rebels against her traditional Punjabi background in her determination to become a professional football player. Bhaji on the Beach director Gurinder Chadha keeps the story light and frothy without resorting to too many clichés or stock characters, and the film provided an early pit-stop for Keira Knightley on the road to stardom. 2002, 12, 113MIN Football crazy Parminder had only one goal in life
Wednesday ACTION THRILLER
American 4 Assassin
Film4 HD, 9pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●
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An engaging comedy drama starring Chris Evans as Frank, a stubbly boat repairer in Florida who, following the suicide of his hot-housed sister, has been raising his seven-year-old mathematical genius of a niece, Mary (Mckenna Grace) on his own. Then his estranged mother (Lindsay Duncan) turns up to seek custody of the child, claiming Frank’s easy-going care of Mary amounts to negligence. The film is undeniably contrived and manipulative, but it is put across with much charm and humour. 2017, 12, 101MIN Sometimes, Mckenna felt she was in a class of her own
ANIMATED ADVENTURE
DRAMA
Meet the Robinsons
Journeyman
Sky Disney HD, 2.55pm
Film4 HD, 11.35pm
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Making a bid to launch the next spy thriller franchise, this Bourne-style action movie stars Dylan O’Brien as a young American with aspirations to be an anti-terrorist vigilante. And with a batch of plutonium Dylan would give his role as a vigilante his best shot
REAL-LIFE ADVENTURE
COMEDY
COMEDY
6 Below: Miracle on the Mountain
Tag
Family
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Sky Cinema Comedy HD, 9.45pm
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A lively, gleaming sci-fi comedy about an unwanted orphan and would-be inventor who is whisked off into the future to save the world from an evil genius seeking to enslave the planet. With its wacky, off-thewall sense of humour, there are echoes of such animated favourites as The Incredibles, Robots and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, but the film is exciting and inventive enough in its own right to bear such comparisons. 2006, U, 102MIN
Paddy Considine goes the distance as director and star of a powerful drama about a boxing champion whose toughest fight is outside the ring as he tries to rebuild his life with his wife and baby daughter after a fateful bout against a cocky younger rival leaves him mentally and physically impaired. The movie lacks the devastating emotional punch of the greatest boxing films, but Considine is terrific, as is Jodie Whittaker as his anguished wife. 2017, 15, 92MIN
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Josh Hartnett plays former ice hockey player turned wayward crystal meth addict Eric LeMarque, who heads into the Sierra Nevada mountains for a spot of snowboarding and ends up stranded in the wild for eight days after getting caught in a snowstorm. Despite some cheesy flashbacks, this is a gripping tale of endurance, with Hartnett digging deep (literally) as the resilient, odds-defying hero. 2016, 12, 98MIN
For one month every year, five middle-aged men resume the game of tag they have been playing since the age of nine. This year, however, Jerry (Jeremy Renner), the only member of the gang never to have been tagged, is apparently planning to quit the game after his impending wedding… This knockabout comedy won’t be for everyone, but its raucous silliness is good fun if you’re in the right mood. 2018, 15, 100MIN
Taylor Schilling plays a hardnosed, tightly wound career woman who slowly begins to loosen up after being left in charge of her socially awkward 11-year-old niece (Bryn Vale) for a few days. It’s a familiar enough set up, but this likeable comedy makes it work afresh thanks to its engaging cast and to a left-field plot strand that sees the niece run off to join a bunch of other outsiders and misfits. 2018, 15, 85MIN
COMIC-BOOK ADVENTURE
Also on Monday
MONSTER MOVIE
Also on Tuesday
HORROR COMEDY
X-Men: First Class Sky Superhero HD, 10.05pm
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With Kick-Ass director Matthew Vaughn at the helm, the Marvel Comics series goes back to the beginning for an enthralling origins story that shows how the mutants got to become X-Men. James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender play younger versions of Professor X and Magneto, here allies as they set about recruiting fellow mutants. This well-paced adventure delivers excitement, humour and pathos. 2011, 12, 132MIN
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Trading Places Sky Cinema Comedy HD, 6pm Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd have their roles reversed. Munich Sky Thriller HD, 7.15pm Eric Bana wants revenge. Mapplethorpe Sky Premiere HD, 10.15pm Matt Smith presses the shutter. Westworld TCM HD, 11.10pm Yul Brynner needs rebooting. Christopher Robin Sky Disney HD, 12.15am Ewan McGregor learns about life’s bear necessities.
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The fire-breathing giant reptile goes on the rampage again in a sequel to Hollywood’s 2014 Godzilla reboot, and this time he’s joined by a batch of other monsters out of the film series from Japan’s Toho Studios. It’s a shame that the screenplay lets things down as, inevitably, the human characters get dwarfed, but at least the monster smackdowns are suitably awesome. Also on WednesdayFriday. 2019, 12, 132MIN
Terminator 2: Judgment Day Sky Women in Film HD, 9.55pm Linda Hamilton’s in survival mode. Straight Up Sky Premiere HD, 10.15pm James and Katie talk fast. Gran Torino Sky Thriller HD, 11pm Don’t touch Clint Eastwood’s car. Blade Runner: The Final Cut Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 12m’t Harrison Ford nears retirement. The Wedding Guest Sky Cinema Comedy HD, 12.50am Dev Patel is a man of mystery.
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In Fabric Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 10.15pm
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Be careful when you say that dress is to die for – the gorgeous scarlet frock Marianne Jean-Baptiste’s lovelorn bank clerk buys in the sales turns out to bring deadly calamity on whoever wears it. Set in a retro, home-counties England that smacks of the 1970s, director Peter Strickland’s offbeat, darkly funny horror movie is very weird, very stylish and very spooky. 2018, 15, 119MIN
Friday 6 March
Thursday 5 March
4 March and a rogue ex-agent (Taylor Kitsch) both on the loose in Europe, he soon has the opportunity to flex his new skills. Based on a series of novels by Vince Flynn, this spy adventure is routine stuff, but director Michael Cuesta makes the action more satisfying than the plot and O’Brien is a suitably wiry hero. 2017, 18, 112MIN
BIOPIC
ROMANTIC COMEDY
My Friend Dahmer
Bridget Jones’s Diary
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A remarkably successful and felicitous attempt to bring author Helen Fielding’s runaway bestseller to the screen. A controversial choice to play the British heroine, Renée Zellweger silenced the doubters with a pretty much faultless performance as singleton Bridget Jones, haplessly searching for love, fulfilment and an acceptable waistline in modern London. Although some diehard fans of the book may raise an eyebrow at the upward mobility displayed by some of the characters, they shouldn’t find much else to carp about. 2001, 15, 96MIN Renée’s new year’s resolutions had gone the way of things
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Making a blatantly trashy bid for cult movie status, this deliriously over-the-top horror comedy piles on the sex and gore as a quartet of highschool cheerleaders, killed in a car crash, rise from the dead to take their revenge on a bunch of swaggering jocks. With the school’s gothy witch and a bag of magic gemstones playing a key role, the plotting is all over the place, but a scuzzy energy and dark wit keeps the film on the road. 2013, 15, 86MIN
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Robert De Niro’s bored 70-year-old widower applies for a post as a senior intern at an online fashion start-up and gets assigned as an assistant to its overworked boss, Anne Hathaway’s driven micromanager. His worldly wisdom and retro cool quickly wins over his younger male colleagues, but Hathaway’s prickly character proves a tougher nut to crack… This old-fashioned film is a feelgood treat. 2015, 12, 121MIN
The Four Feathers Talking Pictures, 6.45pm John Clements is no coward. The Goonies Sky Greats HD, 7pm There’s treasure underground. Goldfinger ITV4 HD, 9pm Sean Connery doesn’t like to leave an Oddjob outstanding. Whistle Down the Wind Talking Pictures, 10pm Alan Bates is not the man Hayley Mills thinks he is. Hell Is Where the Home Is Sky Premiere HD, 10.15pm This is no house party.
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Previously brought to the screen in 1973 with Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman, this gritty adaptation of Henri ‘Papillon’ Charrière’s bestselling autobiographical book stars Charlie Hunnam and Rami Malek as prisoners in a French penal colony in 1930s French Guiana. The action is grim and grisly, and unavoidably episodic as Hunnam’s hero repeatedly takes flight, gets caught and endures ever-harsher punishment. 2017, 15, 133MIN
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The Da Vinci Code’s Paul Bettany plays another clerical killer in this post-apocalyptic fantasy thriller. This time he is on the side of good as a warrior priest fighting off vampire hordes in a retro-futuristic Wild West. Loosely based on a Korean comic-book series, Priest throws together steampunk sci-fi, vampire horror and spaghetti Westerns and the resulting mix looks good, but the characters are underdeveloped and the dialogue is silly. 2011, 15, 87MIN
A group of insecure actors shooting a big-budget Vietnam war movie have to fight for real when they are attacked by a gang of drug smugglers. That’s the silly plot behind this frenzied, totally wacky Hollywood satire masterminded by director and star Ben Stiller. Jack Black’s drug-addict star, Robert Downey Jr’s self-absorbed Oscarwinner and Steve Coogan’s idiot director provide the film’s biggest laughs. 2008, 15, 107MIN
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Thirteen-time winners Arsenal will fancy their chances against the lowest-ranked club left in the competition. Mikel Arteta fielded a young side in the fourth-round victory over Bournemouth, with Bukayo Saka and Eddie Nketiah on the scoresheet, while Pompey have reached this stage of the Cup for the first time since being defeated in the final by Chelsea in 2010. So far, Kenny Jackett’s side have knocked out Harrogate Town, Altrincham, Fleetwood Town and Barnsley.
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The clubs meet in the competition for the first time since Chelsea’s 2-1 victory in the 2012 final. Jürgen Klopp didn’t turn up to see the Reds defeat Shrewsbury in their fourthround replay at Anfield and fielded the club’s youngest-ever line-up, with an average age of 19 years and 102 days. More of Liverpool’s senior players are expected to be involved at Stamford Bridge, where Frank Lampard’s side defeated Nottingham Forest in the third round before beating Hull City away.
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LIVE Cross-Country Wed 2.20pm Euro1 Sprint classic events from Norway.
LIVE Biathlon Thu 4.05pm; Fri 4pm Euro1 7.5km sprint (W),10km sprint (M).
LIVE Freestyle Fri 5.50pm Euro2 Parallel slalom from Moscow.
LIVE Ski Jumping Fri 6.25pm Euro1 HS134 qualifier (M) in Oslo, Norway.
SNOOKER LIVE Players Championship Sat 6.45pm; Sun 12.45pm & 6.50pm ITV4
SQUASH LIVE Windy City Open Tue 11.30pm BT Sport 1; Wed 12.30am BT Sport 2
WINTER SPORTS LIVE Snowboarding Sun 5.50pm Euro2 Parallel giant slalom action.
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LIVE Melbourne Victory Women v Sydney FC Women 6am BT Sport 2 W-League at the Marvel Stadium.
LIVE Melbourne Victory v Adelaide United 8.30am BT Sport 2 A-League at the Marvel Stadium.
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With Watford struggling in the table, home fans would be more than happy with a draw against the champions elect. Mohamed Salah has scored eight times in his five games against the Hornets, including a brace at Anfield in December.
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10.55am FreeSports; 11am La Liga TV Spanish top-flight clash.
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LIVE Watford v Liverpool 5pm Sky Sports Main Event & Sky Sports Premier League (kick-off 5.30pm) Top-flight clash t Vicarage Road.
LIVE Arsenal Women v Chelsea Women 5.15pm BT Sport 1 The final of the Women’s League Cup at the City Ground.
LIVE Cologne v Schalke 5.15pm BT Sport 2 (k-o 5.30pm) Bundesliga at RheinEnergieStadion.
LIVE Leganés v Alavés 5.30pm La Liga TV Spanish top-flight action.
LIVE Napoli v Torino 7.45pm Premier Sports 1 Serie A from Stadio San Paolo.
LIVE Granada v Celta Vigo 8pm La Liga TV Spanish top-flight action.
Match of the Day 10.20am BBC1 Highlights. (Rerun Sun 7.40am.)
LIVE San Jose Earthquakes v Toronto FC 10.35pm FreeSports MLS from Earthquakes Stadium.
LIVE Nashville SC v Atlanta United 1.25am FreeSports Coverage of first-ever MLS game for Nashville, from Nissan Stadium.
LIVE Vancouver Whitecaps v Sporting Kansas City 3.35am FreeSports MLS. Joins five minutes after kick-off.
LIVE Western United v Central Coast Mariners 5am BT Sport 2 A-League fixture at the GMHBA.
LIVE Melbourne City Women v Brisbane Roar Women 5am BT Sport 3 W-League encounter.
11.20am Premier Sports 1 (kick-off 11.30am) Serie A from San Siro.
LIVE Coventry City v Sunderland 11.30am Sky Sports Football (kick-off 12noon) League One at St Andrew’s.
LIVE Union Berlin v Wolfsburg 12.30pm BT Sport 2 Bundesliga encounter.
LIVE Athletic Bilbao v Villarreal 1pm La Liga TV Spanish top-flight action.
LIVE Everton v Manchester United 1pm Sky Sports Main Event & Sky Sports Premier League (kick-off 2pm) Premier League at Goodison Park.
LIVE Lecce v Atalanta 1.55pm Premier Sports 2 (kick-off 2pm) Coverage of the Italian top-flight clash from Stadio Via del Mare.
LIVE Nantes v Lille 2pm BT Sport 3 Ligue 1 at Stade de la Beaujoire.
LIVE RB Leipzig v Bayer Leverkusen 2.30pm BT Sport 2 Bundesliga at the Red Bull Arena.
LIVE St Johnstone v Celtic 2.30pm Premier Sports 1 (kick-off 3pm) Scottish Cup quarter-final clash.
LIVE Espanyol v Atlético Madrid 3pm La Liga TV Spanish top-flight action.
LIVE Aston Villa v Manchester City 3.30pm Sky Sports Football; 4pm Sky Sports Main Event (kick-off 4.30pm) League Cup final from Wembley Stadium. (Highlights: 9pm, Quest.)
Carlo Ancelotti has made a big impact since arriving at Goodison Park where Everton have won three and drawn one of the Italian’s four home games. The teams drew 1-1 at Old Trafford in December. LIVE Bordeaux v Nice 4pm BT Sport 3 Ligue 1 at Matmut Atlantique.
LIVE Werder Bremen v Eintracht Frankfurt 4.45pm BT Sport 2 (k-o 5pm) Bundesliga at the Weserstadion.
LIVE Cagliari v AS Roma 4.55pm Premier Sports 2 (kick-off 5pm) Serie A from Sardegna Arena.
LIVE Mallorca v Getafe 5:30pm La Liga TV Spanish top-flight action.
LIVE Columbus Crew v New York City FC 5.35pm FreeSports MLS from Mapfre Stadium.
LIVE Juventus v Inter Milan 7.35pm Premier Sports 1 (kick-off 7.45pm) Coverage of the Italian top-flight clash from Allianz Stadium.
LIVE Lyon v Saint-Etienne 7.45pm BT Sport 1 (k-o 8pm) Ligue 1 at the Groupama Stadium.
LIVE Real Madrid v Barcelona 8pm La Liga TV Coverage of El Clásico.
LIVE Seattle Sounders v Chicago Fire 8.20pm Sky Sports Football MLS from CenturyLink Field.
LIVE Los Angeles FC v Inter Miami 10.30pm Sky Sports Football; 11pm Sky Sports Main Event MLS. Sky Sports Main Event coverage joins 22 minutes after kick-off.
LIVE Portland Timbers v Minnesota United 12.50am FreeSports MLS at Providence Park.
Monday 2 LIVE Middlesbrough v Nottingham Forest 7pm Sky Sports Main Event & Sky Sports Football (k-o 7.45pm) Championship at the Riverside.
LIVE Portsmouth v Arsenal 7.15pm BT Sport 1 (k-o 7.45pm) FA Cup fifth round. See p28.
LIVE Sampdoria v Hellas Verona 7.40pm Premier Sports 1 (kick-off 7.45pm) Serie A from Stadio Luigi Ferraris.
Owner David Beckham will watch his Inter Miami side play its first-ever match as the MLS season kicks off. Scotland international Lewis Morgan will be looking to make an impact after his transfer from Celtic.
Tuesday 3 LIVE Hibernian v Hearts 7.15pm BT Sport 1 (k-o 7.45pm) Action from the Edinburgh derby.
LIVE Chelsea v Liverpool 7.30pm BBC1 (kick-off 7.45pm) FA Cup fifth round. See p28.
Wednesday 4 LIVE Livingston v Celtic 7.15pm BT Sport 1 (k-o 7.45pm) Scottish Premiership encounter.
LIVE Sheffield Wednesday v Manchester City 7.30pm BBC1 (kick-off 7.45pm) FA Cup fifth-round tie. See p28.
LIVE Juventus v AC Milan 7.30pm BT Sport 3 (k-o 7.45pm) Coppa Italia semi-final second leg.
Thursday 5 LIVE Derby County v Manchester United 7pm BT Sport 1 (k-o 7.45pm) FA Cup fifth-round tie. See p28.
LIVE Napoli v Inter Milan 7.30pm BT Sport 3 Coppa Italia semi-final second leg.
LIVE USA Women v England Women 11.40pm BBC2 (kick-off 12m’t) SheBelieves Cup match.
Friday6 LIVE Brisbane Roar v Western Sydney Wanderers 8.30am BT Sport 1 A-League at Suncorp Stadium.
LIVE Nottingham Forest v Millwall 7pm Sky Sports Main Event & Sky Sports Football (kick-off 7.45pm) Championship action from the City Ground.
LIVE Paderborn v Cologne 7.15pm BT Sport 2 Bundesliga at the Benteler Arena.
LIVE Marseille v Amiens 7.30pm BT Sport 3 Ligue 1 at Stade Velodrome.
LIVE The New Saints v Barry Town United 7.55pm S4C (kick-off 8pm) Cymru Premier at Park Hall.
LIVE Alavés v Valencia 8pm La Liga TV Spanish top-flight action.
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7.30 Dad’s Army The Recruit: The vicar enlists in the Home Guard. (S)(R)
8.00 Great American Railroad Journeys New edition 6/10. Michael Portillo journeys on the tracks of the Ocean line to explore Canada’s maritime provinces, en route to Quebec City. (S)
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Stephen Mulhern hosts the game show, with Oti Mabuse, Judy Murray and John Thomson guessing the familiar phrases hidden in animated clues for charity. (S)(R)
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8.30 The Voice UK New edition Emma Willis hosts the second of the Battles, with will.i.am, Tom Jones, Olly Murs and Meghan Trainor returning to the red chairs as their acts go head-to-head. (S) â– Repeated tomorrow
9.45 Live at the Apollo Kerry Godliman introduces stand-up routines from Suzi Ruffell and Loyiso Gola. (S)(R)
10.30 Snowfall 10.20 Match of the Day New episode Blackout: Premier League action, including Watford v Liverpool. (S) â– Match of the Day 2 can be seen tomorrow at 10.30pm
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11.15 Snowfall Series finale Other Lives: 10/10. Franklin considers the kind of man he has become – and the kind of man he wants to be. (S3) (S)(AD) 12.00 M’T FILM Summertime French romantic drama starring Cecile de France and Izia Higelin. A farmer’s daughter falls in love with a feminist in 1970s Paris. Subtitled. (2015, 15, 100min) ★★★★ 1.40 to 6.45 AM Previews (S)
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8.00 D-Day: The King Who Fooled Hitler Documentary exploring the role played by George VI in maintaining the secrecy of the plans for the D-Day landings. (S)(R)(AD)
9.00 FILM Central Intelligence Action comedy starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. A rogue CIA agent turns to an old classmate for help when he is targeted by his own organisation. With Amy Ryan and Aaron Paul. (S)(AD) (2016, 12, 125min) ★★★ SEX ��� VIOLENCE ��� LANGUAGE ���
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Modern Family (S9) (S)(R) What’s Up TV New edition Soccer AM Football magazine. NOON Cricket’s Funniest Moments Clip show. (S)(R) 1.00 PM Hawaii Five-0 5/24. A US ambassador’s daughter is found murdered. (S)(R) 2.00 6/24. Kono’s former surfing mentor is shot dead in a competition. (S1) (S)(R) 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling and guests preside over the day’s football action. 5.00 The Simpsons Days of Wine and D’Oh’ses: Barney decides to give up alcohol. (S)(R) 5.30 Kill the Alligator and Run: The family go on the run while on holiday in Florida. (S)(R)
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136 136 830 147 195 18 124 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped 9.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun On Barbados. 10.25 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun In Spain. 11.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun In Florida. 12.35 PM Location, Location, Location Property series. 1.35 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes Hampton Court. 2.40 Come Dine with Me 5.25 Four in a Bed The School
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10.20pm Sportscene (S) 11.20 Match of the Day (S) 12.40am FILM L.A. Confidential: Period crime thriller starring Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce and Kevin Spacey. (S) (1997, 18, 130min) ★★★★★ 2.50 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 2.556.00am BBC News (S)
N. IRELAND Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957
5.00-5.10pm Final Score from Northern Ireland (S)
WALES Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964
1.15pm Weatherman Walking: The Welsh Coast (S)(R) 1.45 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 2.45 Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(AD) 3.30-4.30pm Escape to the Country (S)(R)
BBC2 N. IRELAND
7.00 PM Rick Stein’s Long Weekends The chef visits Bologna in northern Italy. 8.00 South Pacific 3/6. An exploration of the marine wildlife of the region, including the epic journeys of sperm whales in search of food and a mate. 9.00 Hidden New episode 3/6. The community gathers to mourn the passing of Geraint Ellis, and Mia cannot keep away. That night, she and her friends visit an old ruin with a dark history. Partially subtitled. (S2)
10.00 Clive James: Postcard from Cairo Clive makes his first trip to the Middle East.
Sky 972, Freesat 969
11.00 Cocktail
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Men in Black
6.00 The Simpsons
6.05 News (S) 6.10 Warship: Life at Sea 3/5. HMS Duncan is sent to Ukraine in a bid to bolster relations with NATO allies in the Black Sea. (S)(R)
7.00 NEW Building the Billion Pound Mega Bridge Documentary revealing the engineering secrets behind Montreal’s Samuel De Champlain Bridge. (S) ■ Repeated on Friday
8.00 NEW Cops, Criminals & Videotape
Last Tap Dance in Springfield: A film inspires Lisa to take up dancing. (S)(R) 6.30 It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge: Otto breaks up with his new bride. (S)(R)
7.00 The Simpsons Behind the Laughter: Spoof documentary special. (S)(R)
7.30 Modern Family Cameron and Mitchell’s friends mistakenly assume they’ve split up. (S11) (S)(R)
8.00 A League of Their Own Ashley Cole, Noel Fielding and Aisling Bea join host James Corden, captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff and regular Jack Whitehall. (S)(R)(AD)
Footage of offences captured on CCTV. (S)
9.00 FILM Men in Black
Documentary following the case of Ian Stewart, who was found guilty of murdering children’s author Helen Bailey at their home in Hertfordshire. (S)(R)
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11.00 FILM Cocktail Romantic drama starring Tom Cruise. (S) (1988, 15, 120min) ★★ 1.00 AM 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.00 Access Showbiz news. (S) 3.15 The Special Needs Employment Agency (S)(R) 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun Documentary. (S)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R)
11.00 The Russell Howard Hour Topical comedy and entertainment show. (R) 12.00 M’T Strike Back: Vendetta 1/10. Return of the action adventure series. (S8) (S)(R) 1.00 AM Hawaii Five-0 (S10) (R) 2.00 The Heist 4/8. (R) 3.00 Jett 8/9. (S1) (S)(R) 4.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E (S)(R)(AD)
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5.30pm Humpback Whales: A Detective Story (S)(R)(AD) 6.307.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Series finale (S) 9.00 Time and Again (S) 9.30 QI XL (S)(R) 10.15-10.30pm Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby (S)(R)
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10.50 FILM After the Storm Japanese comedy drama with Hiroshi Abe. Subtitled. (2016, PG, 115min) ★★★★
12.45 AM Top of the Pops: 1989 Performances by Ten City, T’Pau and INXS.
1.15 South Pacific 2.15 to 3.15 AM Rick Stein’s Long Weekends
11.05 Father Ted Jack is hauled off to the old priests’ home. 11.40 The clerics face an untimely death.
12.15 AM 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown With Jason Manford.
1.15 24 Hours in A&E 3.25 to 3.50 AM Father Ted
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Animated adventure featuring the voices of James Corden and Stephen Fry. (2010, U, 92min) ★★
S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Am Dro! 11.00 Nyrsys (AD) 11.30 Nyrsys (AD) 12.00noon Trysorau’r Teulu 1.00pm Tadau Anhygoel Yr Anifeiliaid (AD) 2.00 Cynefin 3.00 Creaduriaid Gwyllt Affrica 4.00 Waliau’n Siarad 5.00 LIVE Clwb Rygbi 7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.30 Heno Nos Sadwrn New edition 8.00 Can I Gymru 2020 New edition 10.00 Dim Byd Fel Cân i Gymru (AD) 10.30 Lwp: Curadur 11.00-11.35pm Hansh
A 35-year-old woman fears a brain tumour has returned. 10.05 Patients include a barman with a fractured eye socket after a night out.
118 118 816 115 176 6 113 7.00 AM Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.30 Dress to Impress 11.30 Celebrity Catchphrase 12.30 PM You’ve Been Framed 2.00 FILM Animals United
No variations Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120
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3.55 FILM Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Comedy sequel with the voices of James Marsden and Christina Applegate. (2010, U, 82min) ★★
5.30 FILM Yes Man Comedy starring Jim Carrey. (2008, 12, 104min) ★★★
7.35 FILM Jurassic World Action adventure sequel starring Chris Pratt. A safari park for genetically engineered dinosaurs creates a new species – which quickly escapes to terrorise the tourists. (2015, 12, 124min) ★★★★ 10.00 Family Guy Killer Queen: 16/23. Peter and Chris attend a fat camp. (S10) 10.30 Forget-Me-Not: 17/22. Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire have their memories erased. (S11)
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Family Guy American Dad! AM Stand Up Sketch Show to 3.15 AM FILM The Five-Year Engagement Romantic comedy. (2012, 15, 119min) ★★★
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10.30 The Goldbergs 11.05 Schooled 11.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.05 PM The Big Bang Theory Ten episodes, including at: 6.20 11/24. Amy hosts a traditional Victorian Christmas Eve dinner. (S8)
6.50 FILM Home Alone Blockbuster hit comedy from John Hughes, starring Macaulay Culkin. Young Kevin McAllister is accidentally left behind when his parents go on holiday. With Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern. (1990, PG, 100min) ★★★★
9.00 FILM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Sci-fi thriller sequel starring Andy Serkis and Jason Clarke. The leader of a colony of intelligent apes tries to prevent his tribe going to war against the human race. (2014, 12, 127min) ★★★★
primetime
10.00 Murdered by My Fiancé
Sci-fi action comedy starring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. A streetwise New York cop joins a secret government agency that polices alien activity on Earth. With Linda Fiorentino. (1997, PG, 94min) ★★★★
6.30pm Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Series finale (S) 7.30-8.00 The Chronicles of Erne (S)(R) 9.00 QI Series finale (S) 9.30 Vic & Bob’s Big Night Out (S) (R)(AD) 10.00-10.30pm Soft Border Patrol (S)(R)
House B&B in Pencader. 5.55 Cathedral 73, Cardiff. 6.25 A visit to Leafy Suburban B&B in Northwood, Hertfordshire. 6.55 The Wellington Inn in Welwyn, Hertfordshire. 7.30 The B&B owners meet for the last time to settle some scores. 8.00 Car S.O.S. 3/10. Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw restore a 1962 Triumph TR4.
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SpongeBob SquarePants (S) The Loud House (S)(R) Access Showbiz news. (S) Pets Do the Funniest Things Comical clips of animals. (S)(R) 11.05 Friends (S3) (S)(R) 12.05 PM Friends (S3) (S)(R) 2.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A tenant who refuses to pay rent and makes money by subletting the house. (S)(R) 3.05 In South Yorkshire, a single mum’s tenant disappears owing her £10,000 in rent. (S)(R) 4.05 A letting agent who broke into his clients’ house and changed the locks. (S)(R) 5.05 Council officers investigate a residential home being used as a brothel. (S)(R)
AM Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD)
LOCAL VARIATIONS
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11.35 Friday Night Dinner 12.10 AM Friday Night Dinner 2.50 Gogglebox Including Seven Worlds, One Planet.
3.45 How I Met Your Mother 4.35 to 6.00 AM Don’t Tell the Bride
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6.00 AM Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 8.00 The Real A&E 9.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 11.00 Paramedics 12.00 NOON Paramedics Documentary following Australia’s ambulance crews. 1.00 PM UK Border Force Officers refuse entry to a woman from South Africa. 2.00 Nothing to Declare Ten editions of the documentary series following the work of customs officers in Australia.
6.00 AM Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets A visit to London. 7.00 The British 8.00 CSI Four episodes. (S5) 12.00 NOON CSI 24/25. Stokes is buried alive in a coffin. (S5) 1.00 PM Without a Trace Six episodes, including at: 4.00 20/24. Martin’s terminally ill aunt disappears. 5.00 21/24. A man disappears while attempting to prove the innocence of his son. 6.00 22/24. A football coach goes missing. (S2)
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10.30 Beverly Hills Cop II
7.00 Only Fools and Horses Rodney tries to help a drunken woman. 7.40 The Trotters agree to do a spot of decorating for Denzil. 8.20 Only Fools and Horses Christmas Special Del Boy and Rodney get a blast from the past.
7.00 Midsomer Murders Crime and Punishment: A member of the Bleakridge Watch, a group of villagers who walk the streets reporting anyone who falls foul of the law, is found dead in his meat freezer. Guest stars Frances Barber.
6.45 LIVE Snooker: Players Championship Rishi Persad presents coverage of day six, featuring the second semi-final from the Waterfront in Southport, played over the best of 11 frames. Analysis from Stephen Hendry, Alan McManus and Neal Foulds, and commentary by David Hendon and Phil Yates.
Law & Order: SVU
Game Change
7.00 Without a Trace Lost and Found: 23/24. A teenager believes she was kidnapped, and Jack returns to Chicago.
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8.00 Blue Bloods The City That Never Sleeps: 2/22. A film star is stabbed while shadowing Danny as research for a role. (S4)
8.00 Without a Trace Bait: 24/24. A yacht turns up adrift in New York harbour with only its dead captain on board. (S2)
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9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The Longest Night of Rain: 12/22. Tucker’s retirement party ends in disaster. (S21)
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10.00 The Good Doctor Influence: Shaun gets some unwanted attention after treating a social influencer. (S3)
9.00 FILM Game Change Drama starring Julianne Moore, based on the 2008 US Presidential campaign and the selection of Sarah Palin as a running mate for John McCain. (2012, 12, 135min) ★★★
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7.00 Blue Bloods Unwritten Rules: 1/22. Tensions run high when an armed robbery results in the death of a police officer.
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AM You Rang, M’Lord? Porridge Keeping Up Appearances The Good Life Only Fools and Horses PM Only Fools and Horses Ten episodes, including at: 3.40 Rodney joins the residents’ committee. 4.20 Rodney goes it alone. 5.00 Del Boy plans a spot of salmon-poaching. 5.35 Del Boy falls for a glamorous antiques dealer. 6.20 Del gets a nasty surprise.
11.00 Foyle’s War Killing Time: Racial tensions erupt in Hastings when a black GI is suspected of the murder of a local woman. 1.05 AM Scott & Bailey 1/6. (S1) 2.00 Long Lost Family 2.55 to 3.20 AM That’s My Boy
12.35 AM Fishing Impossible The guys head to Laos in search of the devil catfish, feared and revered in equal measure – but to stand any chance of catching one, they have to find the perfect spot. 1.40 to 2.40 AM Minder
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AM World of Sport The Saint The Professionals ITV Racing: Opening Show Minder The Sweeney PM River Monsters Football’s Greatest LIVE ITV Racing: From Doncaster, Newbury and Kelso. 4.00 FILM Bend of the River Western. (1952, PG) ★★★★ 5.50 River Monsters 6.20 Football Rivalries
9.00 Midsomer Murders Last Man Out: Barnaby and Winter investigate when Lower Pampling’s star cricketer is found dead, pummelled to death by cricket balls.
11.15 Babylon Berlin 6/8. Lotte unearths a conspiracy to murder an international envoy. Subtitled (S2) 12.15 AM Oz. 8&9/16. (S4) 2.40 Californication 10&11/12. (S1) 3.50 Dolittle: Special 4.00 to 6.00 AM Fish Town 208
Agatha Christie’s Marple Midsomer Murders Coronation Street PM Lewis Generation of Vipers: A professor is found dead. 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple Sleeping Murder: A woman experiences an unsettling vision after moving in to the home of her dreams. 5.00 Midsomer Murders Sauce for the Goose: The naked body of a business executive is found dumped in a factory machine.
9.00 All Round to Mrs Brown’s With guests Sue Perkins, Emilia Fox, Ashley Banjo and his mother Danielle, and Aston Merrygold. 10.20 The Royle Family Jim and Barbara are left holding the baby as Denise and Dave enjoy a night out.
11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 14/24. (S15) 12.00 M’T Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 15/24. (S15) 1.00 Law & Order: SVU (S15) 2.00 AM Blue Bloods 4.00 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare 207 180
AM That’s My Boy
The Royle Family Harry Enfield and Chums AM Black Books The Royle Family You, Me & Them Harry Hill’s TV Burp to 4.00 AM Harry Enfield and Chums 210 194
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10.30 FILM Beverly Hills Cop II Action comedy sequel. (1987, 15, 99min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
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7.00 AM 60 Minute Makeover Triple bill. 10.00 My Kitchen Rules 12.00 NOON My Kitchen Rules: New Zealand 3.00 PM Stargate SG-1 (S6) 7.00 Stargate SG-1 Metamorphosis: 16/22. The team hear a disturbing report. (S6) 8.00 Magnum P.I. A Bullet Named Fate: A private investigator is shot while working a case Thomas gave him. (S2) 9.00 Strike Back: Vendetta 1/10. Adventure. (S8) 10.00 The Heist 4/8. 11.00 Avenue 5 6/8. (S1) 11.35 Hawaii Five-0 (S10) 12.30 AM NCIS: Los Angeles 1.30 Jett 8/9. (S1) 2.35 The Late Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Week 3.35 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo With Miranda Hart. 4.30 Animal House 5.00 to 6.00 AM Zoo Tales
6.00 AM Nothing to Declare 12.00 NOON Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 1.00 PM Air Ambulance ER 2.00 The Chase Double bill. 4.00 The Chase Celebrity Special Double bill. 6.00 Caught Red Handed Triple bill of editions. 8.00 Caught on Dashcam Road disasters on video. 9.00 In Defense Of The defence team of Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh. 10.00 The Force: North East The chase is on as officers pursue two car thieves who are in a stolen vehicle. 11.00 Banged Up Abroad 12.00 M’T Road Wars 1.00 AM Brit Cops: Rapid Response Double bill. 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Highway Patrol
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8.00 AM Friends 11.00 FILM Mean Girls 2 Teen comedy sequel starring Meaghan Jette Martin. (2011, 12, 92min) ★ 1.00 PM My Name Is Earl 3.00 Friends 7.00 FILM Practical Magic Romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman. Two young witches try to break the ancient curse on their love lives. (1998, 12, 102min) ★★ 9.00 FILM Leap Year Comedy starring Amy Adams and Matthew Goode. An uptight American woman goes on a mishap-filled journey across Ireland. (2009, PG, 96min) ★ 11.00 Friends 12.35 AM Friends: First Dates 1.05 Broad City (S4) 4.15 to 5.00 AM Impractical Jokers
7.00 AM Little Women: LA 7.50 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 8.50 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 NOON Be Beautiful 12.10 PM The Millionaire Matchmaker 1.05 The Real Housewives of Potomac 2.00 The Real Housewives of Orange County 2.55 Sam and Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries 4.00 Dinner Date Five editions of the show. 9.00 Botched Dr Paul Nassif helps a man who wants his ears back. 10.00 Totally Unbelievable A countdown of celebrity fashion fails. 11.00 Vanderpump Rules A revelation drives Brittany away from LA for good. 12.00 M’T to 12.55 AM Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars
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Top Gear Aussie Pickers Storage Hunters UK American Pickers NOON Cops UK: Bodycam Squad PM Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers Top Gear Scrapyard Supercar Room 101 Triple bill. Not Going Out Triple bill of the sitcom. Hypothetical With guests Guz Khan, Tom Davis, Harriet Kemsley and Angela Barnes. Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You Jo Brand hosts, with Diane Morgan and Nick Hewer. M’T Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish AM Have I Got a Bit More News for You Judge Romesh to 4.00 AM Crackanory
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7.10 AM Murdoch Mysteries (S5) 10.00 Miss Marple As 5.45pm. 12.25 PM Death in Paradise Ye of Little Faith: 4/8. A flight attendant is poisoned. (S3) 1.50 As shown at 8.10pm. 3.05 As shown at 9.35pm. 4.25 As shown at 10.55pm. 5.45 Miss Marple 4.50 from Paddington: The sleuth investigates a friend’s claim to have witnessed a murder being committed on a passing train, but everyone is stumped by the lack of a body.
6.00 AM FILM The 12 Disasters of Christmas Disaster drama. (2012, 12, 120min) ★★ 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Merlin’s Apprentice 1/2. Fantasy starring Sam Neill. 1.00 PM Merlin’s Apprentice 2/2. 3.00 FILM Earthstorm Sci-fi action drama with Stephen Baldwin. (2006, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.00 FILM Age of the Dragons Action fantasy inspired by Moby Dick, starring Danny Glover, Vinnie Jones and Corey Sevier. (2010, 12, 90min) ★
6.10 AM The Bill The relief are stunned by the discovery of Des Taviner’s body. 7.00 Part one of two. Sheelagh hands in her notice. 8.00 Part two of two. Thugs inject Nick with heroin. 9.00 Nick has a violent confrontation with Phil. 10.00 Reg and Marilyn share their first kiss. 11.00 Tipping Point 12.00 NOON Tipping Point 1.00 PM Tipping Point Six further editions of the game show.
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7.00 Blood & Treasure Legacy of the Father: 11/12. Danny and Lexi question whether Reece is responsible for his actions. (S1)
7.00 Inside the Ambulance A teenager needs attention after suffering an asthma attack on the day of an exam.
7.00 30 Rock 15/22. Liz and Wesley continue to run into each other. 7.30 16/22. Liz must deal with Floyd’s return. (S4)
7.00 NCIS Semper Fortis: 8/24. The team investigate a hit-and-run incident in which a petty officer has been killed.
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8.00 Marvel’s Runaways Devil’s Torture Chamber: 8/10. The team end up in a post-apocalyptic Los Angeles. (S3)
8.00 Inside the Ambulance A pensioner is involved in a domestic assault, and a driver is trapped in his car following an accident.
8.00 30 Rock 17/22. Liz attends singles events. (S4) 8.30 Miracle Workers 5/7. Eliza and Sanjay try to dupe God. (S1)
8.00 NCIS Grounded: 9/24. DiNozzo, Bishop and her husband Jake investigate a terrorist threat at an airport. (S12)
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9.00 The Twilight Zone Nightmare at 30,000 Feet: 1/10. A journalist tries to avert a disaster while on a flight. (S1)
9.00 999 Rescue Squad Andy is called in to stand by as bomb disposal experts deal with a mortar dating back to the Boer War.
9.00 Family Guy 2/7. Peter destroys the town’s TV transmitter. (S1) 9.30 3/7. Stewie’s first birthday arrives. (S1)
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8.10 Death in Paradise Stab in the Dark: 1/8. A plantation owner is killed during a seance. Guest stars Don Gilet and Natalie Gumede. 9.35 Hidden Secrets: 2/8. A surf-school owner is shot dead in his workshop. Guest stars Will Mellor and Claire Goose. 10.55 Damned If You Do: 3/8. The president of a military re-enactment society is poisoned. (S4)
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10.00 FILM Priest Fantasy thriller with Paul Bettany and Cam Gigandet. (2011, 15, 87min) ★★★
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12.10 AM The Coroner 1/10. First episode of the crime drama. 1.10 2/10. A body washes ashore, and Jane is convinced it is a botched sea burial. (S1) 2.15 Ten Days in the Valley (S1) 3.10 to 4.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries
11.50 FILM The Sweeney Thriller. (2012, 15, 112min) ★★★ 2.10 AM FILM Quarantine 2: Terminal Horror thriller sequel. (2011, 15, 82min) ★★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM FILM Ba’al: The Storm God Action drama. (2008, 15, 97min) ★★
11.00 Louis Theroux: Dark States – Trafficking Sex Exploring the sex trade in Houston. 12.00 M’T One Born Every Minute 1.00 AM Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 1/13. (S3) 2.35 to 3.00 AM Renovate My Home: Leave It to Bryan
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Hart to Hart (S1) PM Hart to Hart (S1) Charlie’s Angels (S1) T.J. Hooker 18/22. (S2) Starsky & Hutch The Trap: 16/23. An ex-convict plots revenge. 7.00 Class in Crime: 18/23. The duo investigate a series of murders carried out by two pantomime artistes. 8.00 Hutchinson – Murder One: 19/23. Ken’s ex-wife is found murdered. (S3) Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Triple bill of the big-prize quiz. M’T Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? AM Charlie’s Angels Hart to Hart 18/23. (S1) M*A*S*H 21/26. (S7) The Waltons (S7) to 6.00 AM Touched by an Angel
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The Mindy Project (S3) NOON The Mindy Project PM The Mindy Project (S3) 30 Rock Twelve episodes of the sitcom, including at: 5.00 11/22. Liz suggests making a TGS episode in Miami to boost morale. 5.30 12/22. Liz takes Frank in as a lodger. 6.00 13/22. Liz gets root canal treatment on Valentine’s Day. 6.30 14/22. Avery informs Jack about a possible buyout. (S4)
9.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm 5/10. Larry receives a problematic gift. (S10) 9.40 Ballers 5/8. Spencer feels the pressure as he stands up for Kisan. (S5) 10.15 Sex and the City (S2) 10.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon New edition Chat show. 11.50 Veep 1/10. Selina’s approval ratings improve, leading the president to employ her as the public voice of his party. (S2) 12.25 AM Veep 2/10. Selina makes a political faux pas at a hog roast in North Carolina. (S2) 1.00 Sex and the City (S2) 3.55 to 5.00 AM Everybody Hates Chris
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10.00 American Dad! 5/19. Stan becomes a drag racer. 10.30 6/19. Stan and Francine decide to try for another baby. (S3)
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6.00 AM The Metamorphosis 7.35 Tales of the Unexpected 10.05 Discovering 3.00 PM The Lot of Fun: Where the Movies Learned to Laugh 4.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2020 5.00 Supertramp: Live in Paris ’79 7.00 Queen – Hungarian Rhapsody: Live 9.00 FILM Pulp: A Film About Life, Death & Supermarkets (2014, 12, 88min) ★★★ 10.45 Almost Fashionable: A Film About Travis 12.00 M’T Paul Weller: May Love Travel with You 1.00 AM I Am Richard Pryor 3.00 Soundtracks: Songs That Defined History 4.00 Neil Gaiman’s Likely Stories 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Beatles: From Liverpool to San Francisco
9.00 AM Find It, Fix It, Flog It 1.00 PM Find It, Fix It, Flog It 2.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where Are They Now? 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits an Italian restaurant in Michigan. 8.00 The chef helps a New York restaurant stuck in the 1980s. 9.00 Gogglebox The households’ opinions on recent TV shows. 10.00 First Dates Dedicated father Rob is paired with former Butlin’s Redcoat Donna. 11.05 Funeral director and mortician Byron meets Lexi, an Ann Summers party planner. 12.05 AM 24 Hours in A&E 1.10 Prison 2.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.15 Celebrity Crystal Maze 4.10 to 4.40 AM Four in a Bed
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8.00 AM 3rd Rock from the Sun 5/26. (S2) 8.20 Two and a Half Men 12.30 PM FILM Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Comedy sequel. (2015, U, 90min) ★★ 2.25 FILM Maid in Manhattan Comedy. (2002, PG, 105min) ★★★ 4.30 FILM Beetlejuice Comedy. (1988, 15, 92min) ★★★★ 6.25 FILM Ocean’s Twelve Caper thriller. (2004, 12, 125min) ★★★★ 9.00 FILM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 Thriller. (2011, 12) ★★ 11.15 FILM Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Comedy. (2015, 15, 93min) ★ 1.05 AM FILM George of the Jungle Adventure spoof. (1997, U, 92min) ★★ 2.55 Botched Up Bodies: Sex & Surgery 3.55 to 4.00 AM Access
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Lovejoy Sharpe PM Auf Wiedersehen, Pet Double bill. 3.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries 4.00 Father Brown 6.00 The Brokenwood Mysteries Black Widower: A woman is found dead in a Lord of the Rings-themed tourist attraction. 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries Brother’s Keeper: 7/18. The criminal who killed Detective Watts’ brother is released. (S12) 9.00 Life on Mars 3/8. Sam’s 21st-century methods put the team in danger. 10.20 4/8. Gene fears a serial killer has resurfaced. (S2) 11.40 Kavanagh QC 1.10 AM The White Princess 2.20 to 4.00 AM Cadfael +1hour 243 226
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5.00 PM FILM A Prairie Home Companion Robert Altman’s whimsical comedy with Meryl Streep. (2006, PG, 105min) ★★★★ 7.05 FILM The Cobbler Comedy fantasy starring Adam Sandler and Dustin Hoffman. (2014, 12, 98min) ★★ 9.00 FILM Wedding Daze Farcical romantic comedy starring Jason Biggs and Isla Fisher. (2006, 15, 91min) ★★★ 10.45 FILM Delivery Man Comedy drama starring Vince Vaughn. (2013, 12, 102min) ★★★ 12.45 AM FILM What If Romantic drama. (2013, 15, 99min) ★★★★ 2.40 to 5.00 AM FILM Man of the Year Political satire. (2006, 12) ★★★
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Teleshopping Walker, Texas Ranger PM Walker, Texas Ranger 18/28. (S1) Medical Detectives Judge Judy Psychic Private Eyes Psychic mediums look into the death of a man found in a locked car. Medium Baby Fever: 5/22. Allison becomes obsessed with locating a child that was kidnapped from her neighbourhood. 11.00 Bite Me: 6/22. Allison dreams she is a character in a zombie horror film. (S6) M’T Medium Once in a Lifetime: 8/22. Allison becomes convinced Ariel’s schoolboy sweetheart is involved in a murder. (S6) AM Medium (S6) to 6.00 AM Judge Judy
CBS Justice 148 192 39 137 9.00 1.00 2.00 7.00
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NCIS (S1) Scorpion Going South: 17/22. A billionaire’s daughter is kidnapped. 8.00 Once Bitten, Twice Die: 18/22. The team help to facilitate secret peace talks to prevent a third world war. (S1) 9.00 NCIS Seek: 18/24. The team investigate the death of a US Marine in Afghanistan. 10.00 Squall: 19/24. The team investigate the death of a navy doctor. 11.00 Chasing Ghosts: 20/24. A navy reservist returns home to find her husband missing. (S10) 12.00 M’T NCIS (S10) 2.00 AM Perry Mason 4.00 The High Chaparral 4.50 to 6.00 AM Mission: Impossible
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Urban Legends Snapped: Killer Couples Lovers vow to take out the person who stands between them. 8.00 A couple’s scheme for money and desire does not turn out as they had planned. 9.00 Cold Justice Kelly and Steve Spingola look into the brutal murder of a mother-of-four. 10.00 Murder By the Sea 11.00 Murder Wall 12.00 M’T Snapped: Killer Couples 1.00 AM Cold Justice 2.00 Murder By the Sea 3.00 I Survived 3.45 Celebrity Damage Control Sean Combs. 4.30 Unsolved Mysteries 5.10 to 6.00 AM Bondi Rescue +1hour 246 201 67 136
7.00 AM Ninja Warrior Women Tournament 8.00 Total Wipeout 9.00 Catchphrase 11.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 1.00 PM Bruce’s Price Is Right Game show. 2.00 Bruce Forsyth’s Play Your Cards Right 3.00 Take Your Pick 4.00 Strike It Lucky With Michael Barrymore. 5.00 The Cube 6.00 The Chase 8.00 The Chase Celebrity Special With Alastair Stewart, Natasha Hamilton, Kim Woodburn and Keith Chegwin. 9.00 With Jason Gardiner, Ashley Roberts, Linda Robson and Christopher Biggins. 10.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Special 11.00 Bullseye 4.00 to 6.00 AM The Chase +1hour 251 230 147
6.00 AM Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes 7.00 Teleshopping 9.00 The Office (US) (S8) 11.00 The Middle (S5) 1.00 PM Bob’s Burgers (S8) 5.00 The Office (US) 11/24. Andy finds a novel way to improve sales. 5.30 12/24. The staff attend one last party at Robert’s house. 6.00 13/24. Jim is under fire at work. 6.30 14/24. Dwight leads a team on a special mission. (S8) 7.00 Friends Eight episodes. 11.05 Lee Evans Live 12.35 Michael McIntyre at the Comedy Store 1.05 AM Impractical Jokers 2.05 Jackass Double bill. 3.00 Stand Up Central 3.45 Your Face or Mine 4.10 The Middle 4.50 to 6.00 AM Friends +1hour 227
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7.00 AM News 7.30 Meet the Frasers 8.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 11.00 Pop of the Morning New edition 12.00 NOON Very Cavallari 1.00 PM Botched 3.00 Meet the Frasers 4.00 Kourtney & Kim Take New York 5.00 News: Daily Pop 6.00 Total Bellas 7.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 9.00 Botched Terry helps a woman whose breast implant fell out while brushing her teeth. 10.00 Very Cavallari Kristin takes off to Mexico for a TV commercial shoot. 11.00 Second Wives Club 1.00 AM Botched 2.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 4.00 to 5.00 AM Botched
6.00 AM Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Four editions. 8.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Girl Meets Farm 12.00 NOON Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics 1.30 PM Nigel Slater’s Real Food Show 2.00 James Martin Digs Deep Four editions. 4.00 My Greatest Dishes 5.00 Jamie’s Quick & Easy Food Four editions. 7.00 Heston Blumenthal: In Search of Perfection 8.00 Hugh’s Scandimania 9.00 Man v Food An omelette in San Diego. 9.30 Sampling hot wings in Pittsburgh. 10.00 Food at minor league baseball grounds. 10.30 Man v Food 12.00 M’T Mystery Diners 1.00 to 3.00 AM Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives +1hour 240 149
7.00 AM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Born This Way 2.30 The Real Housewives of Sydney Four editions. 6.30 Storage Wars 8.00 Storage Wars Kenny wins a unit that looks to be half-decent. 8.30 Dave counts on his competition being unwilling to buy a big locker that will be difficult to move. 9.00 Ghost Hunters A visit to the Original Springs Hotel in Okawville. 10.00 NEW SERIES Psychic Kids A new generation of young psychics are guided as they learn to take control of their gifts. 11.00 My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera 12.00 M’T Ghost Hunters 1.00 AM Psychic Kids 2.00 My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera 3.00 to 4.00 AM Hardcore Pawn
9.00 AM World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught on Camera Documentary. 10.05 Killer Weather: Nature Fights Back 11.05 WWE SmackDown 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.55 FILM The War Lover War drama. (1962, b/w, PG, 105min) ★★★ 4.05 FILM Anzio Drama. (1967, PG, 117min) ★★★ 6.25 FILM Rio Lobo Classic Western. (1970, PG, 110min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM We Were Soldiers War drama. (2002, 15, 137min) ★★★ 11.40 FILM Exit Wounds Thriller. (2001, 18) ★ 1.50 AM The Shannara Chronicles 3.40 Star 4.25 The X-Files 5.10 to 6.00 AM Now That’s Funny! +1hour 250 94
Alaska Mega Machines Wheeler Dealers PM Wheeler Dealers Hunting Hitler Treasure Quest: Snake Island 4.00 Expedition Mungo 5.00 Outback Opal Hunters 6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Born Mucky: Life on the Farm 8.00 Salvage Hunters A startling discovery at a 13th-century house. 9.00 EFL on Quest Highlights from the English Football League. 11.00 Formula E 12.00 M’T Outback Opal Hunters 1.00 AM Supertruckers 2.00 American Chopper 3.00 Fantomworks 4.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made +1hour 244 213 76 168
6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress 6.25 Say Yes… UK 7.00 Bondi Vet: Coast to Coast 9.00 My 600lb Life 11.00 My 600lb Life: Where Are They Now? 1.00 PM Disappeared 2.00 Say Yes… Atlanta 6.00 Long Island Medium 8.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 9.00 People Magazine Investigates New edition Mikelle Biggs. 10.00 Faking It: Tears of a Crime New edition The murder of April Barber. 11.00 You Asked to See the Monster 12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives 1.00 AM Crime Stories 2.00 Murder Comes to Town 3.00 FBI Files 3.50 Animal Cops Phoenix 4.40 Bondi Vet 5.30 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress +1hour 249 78 170
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6.00 AM Celebrity Fantasy Homes With Camilla Dallerup and Kevin Sacre. 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer Four editions. 12.00 NOON Antiques Road Trip Double bill. 2.00 PM Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Double bill. 4.00 Helicopter ER 8.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad CS gas is used to stop a crazed axeman. 9.00 Helicopter ER Paramedics must decide which crash survivors need help most urgently. 10.00 Saving Lives at Sea The Mumbles crew are called in to save a climber in trouble. 11.00 Road Cops 12.00 M’T Paranormal Lockdown UK 1.00 AM Ghost Adventures 2.00 Teleshopping 4.00 to 6.00 AM Cops UK: Bodycam Squad
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9.00 AM Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.25 Cruising with Jane McDonald 1.10 PM The Yorkshire Vet 3.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild UK 5.00 Ben Fogle on Our Yorkshire Farm 6.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild UK 8.00 Our Yorkshire Farm 9.00 The Pillars of the Earth 6/8. Aliena must choose between her love for Jack and her father. (S1) 10.05 The Two Ronnies: In Their Own Words A celebration of the careers of the comedy duo. 12.05 AM Inside Harrods: The World’s Most Famous Department Store 1.05 Inside Hamleys 2.00 Night Crime UK: Caught on Camera 3.00 to 4.00 AM Fights, Camera, Action!
6.00 AM Hangar 1: The UFO Files Triple bill. 9.00 American Pickers 11.00 Hardcore Pawn 1.00 PM Hardcore Pawn 3.00 Pawn Stars 7.00 Pawn Stars Chumlee produces ‘pawn shop pinot’ using a 19thcentury winemaker. 7.30 The team find a quilt made from celebrity autographs. 8.00 Paranormal: Caught on Camera Footage of a pyramid-shaped UFO. 9.00 Paranatural Investigating evidence of paranormal encounters. 10.00 The Curse of Civil War Gold A bid to access confederate gold in Lake Michigan. 11.00 Pirate Traders 12.00 M’T Highway Thru Hell 1.00 AM American Pickers 3.00 Alone Double bill. 5.00 to 6.00 AM American Restoration
6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress 10.00 Say Yes… Atlanta 12.00 NOON Say Yes to the Dress: Lancashire 1.00 PM Curvy Brides Boutique Four editions. 3.00 Dr Pimple Popper 5.00 Say Yes to the Dress: UK Four editions. 7.00 Say Yes To The Dress: America Randy Fenoli hits the road to surprise brides across the US. 8.00 Hot & Heavy Joy is worried about meeting Chris’s colleagues. 9.00 A Tiger Ate My Face: Body Bizarre 10.00 Dr Pimple Popper 11.00 Say Yes… America 12.00 M’T Hot & Heavy 1.00 AM A Tiger Ate My Face: Body Bizarre 2.00 Dr Pimple Popper 3.00 Say Yes to the Dress 5.00 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta +1hour 233 172
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Highway Patrol UK Border Force PM Customs UK Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Four editions. 6.00 Snapped The death of a racing driver unearths long-buried family secrets. 7.00 A Texas town is rocked by the death of a popular local. 8.00 How I Caught the Killer A woman killed in a bath full of bleach. 9.00 World’s Most Evil Killers A profile of serial killer Danny Rolling. 10.00 The Disappearance of Crystal Rogers 12.00 M’T World’s Most Evil Killers Four editions. 4.00 AM Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 5.00 to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol +1hour 221 207
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Bait Car: Atlanta Speeders Bait Car: Atlanta PM Speeders Speeders Members of a rock band are stopped. 7.30 A couple reveal a shocking story about their daughter’s party. 8.00 A car full of partygoers is pulled over. 8.30 A woman is distracted by her evangelism tape. Bait Car: Atlanta Four editions of the documentary series about car criminals. Speeders Florida police stop a dilapidated vehicle covered in junk. 11.30 A lounge singer is pulled over by police. M’T Bait Car AM Speeders Bait Car: New Orleans Speeders to 6.00 AM Bait Car
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Documentaries Discovery
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Animal Planet
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162 162 836 251 325 378 6.00 AM Pit Bulls & Parolees Ten editions, including at: 2.00 PM Tia rescues a neglected puppy living in filthy conditions. 3.00 Marcel rescues a stray dog trapped beneath a house. 4.00 My Cat from Hell A newlywed couple’s cat is causing chaos with its appetite for destruction. 5.00 A cat struggles to control its bladder in a multimillion-dollar home. 6.00 A pair of cats intent on destroying their home.
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8.00 AM Dark Secrets of the Lusitania Potential theories surrounding the ship’s sinking. 9.00 WWI: The Tunnels of Death 10.00 1917: One Year, Two Revolutions An account of the Russian Revolution. 11.00 1917: The Forgotten D-Day 12.00 NOON World War I Apocalypse Five editions. 5.00 PM Apocalypse World War II How Hitler revealed his mission to save Germany. 6.00 Footage reveals how Germany sank into despair.
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6.00 AM The British Middle Class 7.10 Ronnie Kray and the Pervert Peer 8.00 Secret Nazi Bases 9.00 Steam Train Britain 11.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 1.00 PM Planet Earth Wildlife in the world’s deserts. 2.00 Wildlife at the poles. 3.00 Wildlife living on the great plains of Africa, Asia, North America and the Arctic. 4.00 As shown at 1.00pm. 5.00 As shown at 2.00pm. 6.00 As shown at 3.00pm.
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Forged in Fire Robert Redford’s The West The Food That Built America NOON The UnXplained with William Shatner 1.00 PM American Pickers Five editions, including at: 4.00 Frank celebrates his birthday, and the guys make a widow’s dream come true. 5.00 Mike and Frank find a 1935 roadster on a farm. 6.00 Truck Off! Drivers go for broke on The Balance Beams.
Saturday
6.00 AM Alaskan Bush People 12.00 NOON Wheeler Dealers: Dream Car Mike Brewer and Marc Priestley trade up to an iconic Japanese sports car. 1.00 PM Mike and Marc trade up to a British muscle car. 2.00 Four editions in which car owners trade up their unwanted vehicles to get them the car of their dreams. 6.00 Gold Rush: Dave Turin’s Lost Mine Miner Dave Turin and his crew set out to find a new lost mine in Montana.
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NEW 10.00 Disasters Engineered
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7.00 Gold Rush Following the gold miners of the Yukon as they put everything on the line in the hope of striking it rich.
7.00 Isle of Jaws: Blood Brothers Scientists try to find out if two great white sharks can recognise their blood relatives.
7.00 World War II: The Apocalypse The story of World War Two, featuring haunting images of Jewish persecution.
7.00 WWII Turning Points Moments of the war where Allied forces pushed back – including the liberation of Paris.
7.00 Sounds of the Seventies The Clash, Joy Division and The Damned. 7.30 Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop and The Ramones.
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8.00 Wheeler Dealers: Dream Car Mike Brewer and Marc Priestley help hapless car owners trade up their vehicles.
8.00 Great White Abyss Experts travel to great white hotspot Guadalupe Island in search of the biggest of the species.
8.00 World War II: The Apocalypse Featuring footage of German soldiers celebrating on the beaches of Dunkirk.
8.00 WWII Turning Points How Nazi Germany made a last-ditch effort to turn the tide of the war with the Battle of the Bulge.
8.00 Sounds of the Seventies Music by The Police and Simple Minds. 8.30 Sounds of the Sixties With The Small Faces.
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9.00 Richard Hammond’s Big Richard visits the Burj Khalifa, where he climbs the biggest lightning conductor on Earth.
9.00 I Survived an Animal Attack Including a man ended up inside the jaws of a great white while training for a triathlon.
9.00 World War II: The Apocalypse Footage reveals how Jewish and Polish prisoners were forced into slave labour.
9.00 NEW Cola Wars A look at the long, bubbling rivalry between Coca-Cola and Pepsi, as well as why, in 1985, Coke executives dared to change the recipe of the most popular drink on the planet.
9.00 Secrets of Britain The history of the department store Selfridges, looking at how it changed the country’s shopping habits.
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10.00 World’s Greatest Palaces A look through the corridors of power in 10 of the most opulent royal residences on Earth.
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10.00 Disasters Engineered How engineering faults allowed Hurricane Katrina to devastate the city of New Orleans. 11.00 Mighty Ships The Hawk, which can submerge its deck. 12.00 M’T Richard Hammond’s Big 1.00 AM River of No Return 2.00 Kindig Customs 3.00 Richard Hammond’s Big 3.50 River of No Return 4.40 Lost Secrets 5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made +1hour 225 258
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10.00 In Search of Monsters New edition Theories that the Mothman is an abnormality in the evolutionary chain.
World War I Apocalypse
10.00 World War II: The Apocalypse Battles in Asia and Egypt, and the implementation of the Nazis’ Final Solution.
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11.00 Finding Bigfoot Footage that seemingly shows the creature’s glowing eyes is examined in Kentucky 12.00 M’T Finding Bigfoot 4.40 AM Nature’s Strangest Mysteries: Solved The tale of a missing cow’s carcass. 5.10 to 6.00 AM Tanked
11.00 World War II: The Apocalypse The landings on the island of Saipan and D-Day in Normandy. 12.00 M’T World War II: The Apocalypse 1.00 AM Nazi Trophy Mystery 2.00 to 5.00 AM Buried Secrets of WWII
11.00 Ancient Aliens Experts check out structures built to mirror the constellations. 12.00 M’T The UnXplained with William Shatner An exploration of subjects that have mystified mankind. 1.00 to 6.00 AM American Pickers
11.00 Chris Tarrant on the Polar Express Chris sets out to reach the northernmost railway station on Earth in an epic 2,000-mile adventure. 12.00 M’T Impossible Engineering 1.00 AM The British Middle Class 2.00 to 3.00 AM Ronnie Kray and the Pervert Peer
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9.00 AM Collar of Duty 11.30 David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities 12.00 NOON Thailand: Earth’s Tropical Paradise Triple bill. 3.00 PM Collar of Duty 5.30 David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities 6.00 Thailand: Earth’s Tropical Paradise The wildlife and culture of the Asian nation. 7.00 Exploring the wildlife and culture of Central Thailand. 8.00 The mountains and forests of Northern Thailand, home to a variety of wildlife. 9.00 Collar of Duty 11.30 David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities 12.00 M’T Thailand: Earth’s Tropical Paradise 5.30 to 6.00 AM Frontier Borneo +1hour 266 246
8.00 AM Island of The Monsoon 9.00 Cave Crocs of Gabon 10.00 Monster Croc Wrangler Triple bill. 1.00 PM Monster Croc Wrangler 2.00 Diving the Crocodile Labyrinth 3.00 Island of The Monsoon 4.00 Cave Crocs of Gabon 5.00 Wild Florida 7.00 Jaguar vs Crocs A fatal clash between a jaguar and a caiman crocodile. 8.00 Rise of Croczilla Investigating large saltwater crocodiles. 9.00 Crocpocalypse The rise of the American crocodile in Florida. 10.00 Croc Inside Out 11.00 Man-Eater of the Congo 12.00 M’T Jaguar vs Caiman 1.00 AM Rise of Croczilla 2.00 Island of The Monsoon 3.00 Cave Crocs of Gabon 4.00 to 5.00 AM Wild Florida
8.00 AM Rome’s Lost Legion 9.00 Where Did It Come From? Shipbuilding. 10.00 Ancient Aliens 2.00 PM America’s Secret Slang Six editions of the series, including at: 6.00 The influence of love, sex and entertainment on words and phrases. 7.00 Slang expressions, such as ‘freelancer’ and ‘bite the bullet’. 8.00 Captain Cook’s Pacific with Sam Neill The actor travels on to Canada and Alaska. 9.00 Lost Worlds The theory of the demise of Atlantis. 10.00 The world of the first Christians. 11.00 Standing Tall at Auschwitz 12.00 M’T Vikings 1.00 AM Monsterquest 2.00 Ancient Aliens 4.00 to 5.00 AM America’s Secret Slang
8.00 AM Space Age – NASA’s Story 1.00 PM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire 1.35 The Mueller Investigation The probe into Russian meddling in the 2016 US presidential election. 2.45 Vikings 6.15 Look Who’s Driving 7.25 In the Age of AI The pros and cons of artificial intelligence. 8.40 The potential benefits and dangers of artificial intelligence. 9.55 Look Who’s Driving The development of self-driving cars. 11.00 Trump’s Trade War The US president’s gamble in confronting China over trade. 12.15 AM The Mueller Investigation 1.30 to 2.00 AM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire
6.00 AM On the Case with Paula Zahn 8.00 Killer in Plain Sight 11.00 Motive to Murder 12.00 NOON The First 48 1.00 PM Crimes That Shook Britain 3.00 Kids Behind Bars: Life or Parole 4.00 Homicide: Hours to Kill 5.00 Homicide Hunter 6.00 Very Scary People 8.00 Snapped The disturbing story of Teresa Imel. 9.00 Sex, Lies and Murder 10.00 Murder for Hire A cop goes undercover and makes a startling discovery. 11.00 Police Patrol 12.00 M’T The Jail: 60 Days In 1.30 AM Murder for Hire 2.30 Motive to Murder 3.00 Crimes That Shook Britain 5.00 to 6.00 AM The First 48 +1hour 256 222
Expedition Unknown Battlefield NOON The American Revolution 3.00 PM Dirty Jobs 5.00 Expedition Unknown 7.00 Wings of War The arms race to develop military airplanes. 8.00 NASA’s Unexplained Files The mysteries surrounding images of unusual flying objects. 9.00 Ghost Asylum A brutal prison in Tennessee. 10.00 Close Encounters A police officer looks into a strange disruption. 10.30 One of the most investigated cases in UFO history. 11.00 Greatest Events of World War II 1.00 to 6.00 AM Rory McGrath’s Best of British Engineering +1hour 271 261
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6.00 AM I Still See You Thriller. (2019, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 7.45 Hot Air Drama. (2018) ★★★ 9.45 The Candidate Thriller. (2018, 15, 129min) ★★★★ 12.00 NOON Godzilla: King of the Monsters As shown at 8pm. 2.20 PM Dolittle: Special 2.35 PREMIERE UFO As 10.15pm. 4.15 American Woman Drama. (2018, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 6.15 The Curse of La Llorona Horror. (2018, 15, 93min) ★★
6.15 AM Big Hero 6 As 4.15pm. 8.05 Ralph Breaks the Internet Animation, as shown at 6pm. 10.05 Aladdin As shown at 8.00pm. 12.20 PM 101 Dalmatians Adventure. (1996, U, 102min) ★★★★ 2.15 Incredibles 2 Animation. (2018, PG, 118min) ★★★★ 4.15 Big Hero 6 Animation. (2014, PG, 98min) ★★★★ 6.00 Ralph Breaks the Internet Animated adventure. (2018, PG, 112min) ★★★★
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6.05 AM A Dog’s Way Home As shown at 2.55am. 7.45 Despicable Me 2 As 6.15pm. 9.30 Rio As shown at 4.30pm. 11.15 Step Up As shown at 11.05pm. 1.15 PM Goosebumps 2 Comedy, as shown at 9.30pm. 2.50 Babe Comedy drama. (1995, U, 92min) ★★★★★ 4.30 Rio Animated comedy. (2011, U, 95min) ★★★★ 6.15 Despicable Me 2 Animation. (2013, U, 97min) ★★★
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6.00 AM The A-Team As 3.50pm. 8.00 Saving Private Ryan War drama, as shown at 6.00pm. 11.00 Fury As shown at 9.00pm. 1.30 PM Mortal Engines Fantasy, as shown at 11.30pm. 3.50 The A-Team Action thriller. (2010, 12, 117min) ★★ 6.00 Saving Private Ryan Steven Spielberg’s harrowing World War Two drama starring Tom Hanks and Tom Sizemore. (1998, 15, 169min) ★★★★★
6.50 AM Sword of Trust Comedy. (2019, 15, 88min) ★★★ 8.30 Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life Comedy. (1983) ★★★ 10.30 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 12.30 PM Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) ★★★★★ 2.20 Ghostbusters Comedy. (1984, 12, 105min) ★★★★ 4.10 Ghostbusters II Comedy. (1989, PG, 99min) ★★★ 6.00 Crazy, Stupid, Love Comedy. (2011, 12, 117min) ★★★★
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8.00 Godzilla: King of the Monsters Fantasy sequel starring Vera Farmiga and Millie Bobby Brown. The Monarch agency face off against an army of creatures, including Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah. (2019, 12, 132min) ★★★
8.00 Aladdin Live-action re-imagining of the animated Disney movie, starring Will Smith, Mena Massoud and Naomi Scott. A street urchin unleashes the power of a genie, sparking a magical adventure. (2019, PG, 128min) ★★★★
10.15 PREMIERE UFO Sci-fi thriller starring Gillian Anderson and Alex Sharp. (2018, 12, 88min) ★★★ See review, page 23
10.15 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Fantasy starring Jake Gyllenhaal. A prince seizes a dagger that can turn back time but must go on the run. (2010, 12, 116min) ★★★
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11.50 The Curse of La Llorona Horror, as shown at 6.15pm. 1.30 AM Extracurricular Thriller. (2018, 18, 86min) ★★★ 3.15 Tell It to the Bees Drama. (2018, 15, 108min) ★★★ 5.15 The 2020 Top Ten Show 5.30 to 6.00 AM The Hurricane Heist: The Eye of the Storm
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12.15 AM The Muppet Movie Children’s comedy. (1979, U, 97min) ★★★ 2.00 The Sword in the Stone Animation. (1963, U) ★★★ 3.30 Tarzan Animated adventure. (1999, U, 88min) ★★★★ 5.10 to 6.30 AM The Return of Jafar Animation. (1994) ★★
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8.00 Johnny English Comedy starring Rowan Atkinson as a bungling British spy entrusted with solving the theft of the Crown Jewels and thwarting a dastardly plot to seize the throne. (2002, PG, 88min) ★★★
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9.30 Goosebumps 2 Comedy starring Madison Iseman. A group of youngsters unwittingly unleash all manner of monsters from an unpublished book. (2018, PG, 90min) ★★★
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9.00 Fury War action drama starring Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf. A veteran American sergeant leads a tank crew on a final dangerous mission behind enemy lines in the last months of World War Two. With Logan Lerman. (2014, 15, 131min) ★★★
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11.05 Step Up Romantic dance film starring Channing Tatum. (2006, PG, 104min) ★★★ 1.10 AM Babe Comedy drama starring James Cromwell. (1995, U, 92min) ★★★★★ 2.55 A Dog’s Way Home Family adventure starring Ashley Judd and Jonah Hauer-King. (2019, PG, 96min) ★★★ 4.40 to 6.20 AM The Road to El Dorado Animated comedy. (2000, U, 89min) ★★
11.30 Mortal Engines Fantasy adventure starring Hera Hilmar and Robert Sheehan. (2018, 12, 128min) ★★★ 1.45 AM Starship Troopers Director Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi drama with Casper Van Dien and Denise Richards. (1997, 18, 129min) ★★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM Robin Hood Adventure starring Patrick Bergin and Uma Thurman. (1991, PG, 104min) ★★★
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8.00 Forgetting Sarah Marshall Romantic comedy starring Jason Segel and Kristen Bell. A recently dumped man encounters his exgirlfriend with her new rock star boyfriend at a Hawaiian resort. (2008, 15, 110min) ★★★★
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10.00 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. A journalist sets out to seduce and then alienate an adman, but her target has his own agenda. (2003, 12, 116min) ★★★
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12.00 M’T Sorry to Bother You Comedy. (2018, 15) ★★★★ 1.55 AM Changeland Comedy drama. (2019, 15, 86min) ★★ 3.30 Road Trip Teen comedy. (2000, 15, 94min) ★★★ 5.10 to 7.00 AM Who Framed Roger Rabbit As 12.30pm.
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6.00 AM The Greatest Showman 8.00 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island As shown at 4.40am. 9.40 Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) 12.00 NOON Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope Sci-fi adventure. (1977, U, 124min) ★★★★★ 2.15 PM Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 4.30 Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) ★★
7.30 AM Flash Gordon (1980) ★★★ 9.30 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Fantasy adventure. (2004, PG, 142min) ★★★★★ 12.00 NOON Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) ★★★ 2.45 PM Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) ★★★ 5.15 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Fantasy. (2009, 12, 153min) ★★★★★
6.00 AM Hollywood’s Best Directors 7.00 Bad Man from Red Butte 8.10 The Green Berets Vietnam War drama. (1968, PG, 141min) ★ 11.00 Double Indemnity Thriller. (1944, b/w, PG) ★★★★★ 1.15 PM The Saga of Hemp Brown Western. (1958, U, 80min) ★★ 3.00 The Sheepman (1958) ★★★ 4.40 Cattle Town Musical Western. (1952, b/w, U, 71min) ★★
6.00 AM Command Performance Musical. (1937, b/w, PG) ★ 7.45 Born Of The Sea (1949) ★★ 8.45 Sammy’s Super T-Shirt (1978) 10.00 Overseas Press Club… 10.30 Model for Murder (1958) ★★ 12.00 NOON The House Across The Lake Drama. (1954, PG) ★★ 1.30 PM Carve Her Name with Pride Drama. (1958, b/w, PG) ★★★★ 3.50 An Inspector Calls (1954)
8.00 AM Earthstorm Sci-fi action thriller. (2006, PG, 90min) ★★ 10.00 Mutant X 6/22. (S3) 3.00 PM King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table Fantasy. (2017, 15, 90min) ★ 4.45 Troy: The Odyssey Fantasy. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★ 6.35 The 7 Adventures of Sinbad Fantasy action adventure. (2010, PG, 90min) ★★
7.00 The Greatest Showman Musical starring Hugh Jackman. A former bank clerk develops a circus in the mid-1800s. (2017, PG, 102min) ★★★★ 9.00 Skyscraper Action thriller starring Dwayne Johnson. A security expert must infiltrate a burning 225-storey skyscraper. (2018, 12, 102min) ★★★ 10.50 300 Epic action adventure combining live action and virtual backgrounds, with Gerard Butler. (2006, 15, 116min) ★★★★
8.00 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I Fantasy with Daniel Radcliffe. Harry, Ron and Hermione put their friendship to the test as they seek to defeat evil wizard Voldemort. (2010, 12, 146min) ★★★★ 10.30 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II Fantasy with Daniel Radcliffe. Harry, Ron and Hermione race to find the last fragments of Voldemort’s soul in order to defeat him. (2011, 12, 130min) ★★★★★
6.10 Good Day For A Hanging Western with Fred MacMurray. (1958, U, 85min) ★★ 7.50 Bad Man from Red Butte Western starring Johnny Mack Brown. A drifter’s resemblance to his outlaw brother makes him a scapegoat for a murderous plot. (1940, b/w, U, 58min) ★★ 9.00 Full Metal Jacket Stanley Kubrick’s Vietnam War drama starring Matthew Modine, Adam Baldwin and R Lee Ermey. (1987, 15, 115min) ★★★★★
5.30 Portrait of Clare Drama. (1950, b/w, U, 99min) ★★ 7.20 Hue and Cry Classic Ealing adventure comedy starring Alastair Sim and Jack Warner. (1946, b/w, U, 82min) ★★★ 9.00 The Nanny Thriller with Bette Davis. A 10-year-old believes his nanny is trying to kill him. (1965, b/w, 15, 93min) ★★★ 10.50 That’ll Be the Day Rock ’n’ roll drama set in the 1950s, starring David Essex and Ringo Starr. (1973, 15, 87min) ★★★
8.30 Tales from the Darkside Black Widows: A woman worries about her reclusive mother. 9.00 Resident Evil: Extinction Sci-fi horror sequel with Milla Jovovich. A superhuman survivor of a zombie plague strives to evade capture. (2007, 15, 90min) ★★ 10.55 The Green Inferno Horror with Lorenza Izzo. A student’s plane crashes in the jungle where she and her classmate are attacked by cannibals. With Ariel Levy. (2013, 18, 98min) ★★
12.50 AM 300: Rise of an Empire Fantasy adventure sequel. (2014, 15, 100min) ★★★ 2.40 The Front Runner Drama. (2018, 15, 113min) ★★★ 4.40 to 6.20 AM Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Fantasy. (2012, PG, 94min) ★★★
12.45 AM The Untouchables Brian De Palma’s gangster thriller. (1987, 15, 119min) ★★★★ 2.50 Mad Max 2 Futuristic thriller. (1981, 18, 95min) ★★★★ 4.35 to 6.30 AM Singin’ in the Rain Musical starring Gene Kelly. (1952, U, 102min) ★★★★★
11.30 The Pelican Brief Conspiracy thriller. (1993, 12, 141min) ★★ 2.15 AM The Bank Dick (1940) ★★ 3.40 Off Set 5.00 to 6.05 AM Hollywood’s Best Film Directors
12.40 AM The Scars of Dracula Horror starring Christopher Lee. (1970, 18, 96min) ★★★ 2.40 Blood on the Sun Drama. (1945, b/w, PG, 93min) ★★★ 4.35 to 6.00 AM Woman Eater Horror with George Coulouris. (1957, b/w, PG, 70min) ★★
12.55 AM Radius Thriller starring Diego Klattenhoff and Charlotte Sullivan. (2017, 15, 93min) ★★ 2.40 to 4.30 AM Gallowwalkers Horror Western starring Wesley Snipes. (2012, 15, 88min) ★★
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7.05 AM The Hurricane Heist Thriller. (2018, 12, 103min) ★ 8.50 Poseidon Disaster thriller. (2006, 12, 98min) ★★★ 10.30 Red Sparrow Spy thriller. (2018, 15, 140min) ★★★ 12.50 PM The Negotiator Thriller. (2018, 15, 109min) ★★★★ 2.40 BlacKkKlansman Drama. (2018, 15, 135min) ★★★★ 5.00 The Padre (2018) ★★★ 6.45 Everybody Knows Drama. (2018, 15, 133min) ★★★★
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6.15 AM Iron Man As 11.00pm. 8.30 Iron Man 2 As 1.10am. 10.45 Avengers: Age of Ultron Superhero adventure sequel. (2015, 12, 141min) ★★★ 1.15 PM Avengers: Infinity War Fantasy superhero sequel. (2018, 12, 149min) ★★★ 3.45 Ant-Man and the Wasp Superhero adventure. (2018, 12, 118min) ★★★★ 5.45 Captain Marvel Fantasy. (2019, 12, 123min) ★★★
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The Mule
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9.00 The Mule Drama directed by and starring Clint Eastwood, with Bradley Cooper and Laurence Fishburne. An elderly man facing financial ruin winds up working as a drug courier for a Mexican cartel. (2018, 15, 116min) ★★★★
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11.00 Snatch Crime comedy drama starring Jason Statham, Benicio Del Toro and Brad Pitt. (2000, 18, 102min) ★★ 12.55 AM Argo Fact-based thriller directed by and starring Ben Affleck and Bryan Cranston. (2012, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 3.05 Accident Thriller with Roxane Hayward. (2017, 15, 95min) ★ 4.45 to 6.30 AM Sam Churchill: Search for a Homeless Man Thriller. (1997, PG, 88min) ★★
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Evita As shown at 3.40pm. King Arthur As 8.00pm. PM Chariots of Fire Sporting drama, as shown at 11.50pm. 3.40 Evita Epic musical drama starring Madonna, Antonio Banderas and Jonathan Pryce. (1996, PG, 134min) ★★★ 6.00 Kramer Vs Kramer Oscarwinning drama starring Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep. (1979, PG, 104min) ★★★★
8.00 King Arthur Action adventure exploring the historical origins behind the Arthurian legend, starring Clive Owen. The Roman commander of a band of knights prepares for a final mission against invading Saxons. (2004, 12, 126min) ★★★
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10.10 Stand by Me Nostalgic drama, set in the 1950s, about four boys on a trek to find a dead body, with Wil Wheaton. (1986, 15, 89min) ★★★★★
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day Terminator Salvation PM Men in Black Comedy. (1997, PG, 94min) ★★★★ Men in Black II Sci-fi comedy. (2002, PG, 88min) ★★★ Men in Black 3 As 11.20pm. Time Trap Sci-fi adventure. (2017, 12, 90min) ★★★ Happy Death Day 2U Horror comedy starring Jessica Rothe. (2019, 15, 100min) ★★★★
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9.00 Terminator 2: Judgment Day Sci-fi thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a cyborg from the future that has been programmed to protect humanity’s saviour. With Linda Hamilton and Edward Furlong. (1991, 15, 146min) ★★★★★
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8.00 Avengers: Endgame Fantasy starring Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth. The reunited heroes make a last stand against the evil Thanos after he wiped out half of all life in the galaxy. With the aid of old friends and new allies, they risk everything to restore order to the universe. With Scarlett Johansson, Josh Brolin and Mark Ruffalo. (2019, 12, 181min) ★★★★
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11.50 Chariots of Fire Oscarwinning sporting drama starring Ben Cross, Ian Charleson and Nigel Havers. (1981, U, 120min) ★★★★★ 2.05 AM Blame Drama with Quinn Shephard and Tate Donovan. (2017, 15, 90min) ★★★★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM Kramer Vs Kramer As shown at 6.00pm.
11.20 Men in Black 3 Sci-fi action comedy sequel with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. (2012, PG, 105min) ★★★★ 1.20 AM Terminator Salvation Sci-fi action thriller sequel starring Christian Bale and Sam Worthington. (2009, 12, 110min) ★★★ 3.20 Curvature Sci-fi thriller. (2017, 15, 90min) ★★ 5.00 to 6.00 AM Sky Cinema Preview
11.00 Iron Man Action adventure starring Robert Downey Jr. (2008, 12, 120min) ★★★★ 1.10 AM Iron Man 2 Comic-book action adventure sequel. (2010, 12, 119min) ★★★ 3.25 Superman vs. The Elite Animated fantasy adventure. (2012, 12, 76min) ★★ 4.50 to 6.15 AM Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders Animated adventure. (2016, PG, 78min) ★★★★
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6.00 AM A Dangerous Profession Thriller. (1949, PG, 79min) ★★ 7.40 I Didn’t Do It (1945) ★★ 9.45 A Weekend with Lulu Comedy. (1961, PG, 91min) ★★ 11.35 Separate Tables (1958) 1.40 PM Dead Reckoning Thriller. (1947, b/w, U, 97min) ★★★★ 3.45 Sirocco Thriller. (1951, b/w) ★★ 5.50 The African Queen Adventure. (1951, U, 100min) ★★★★★
9.00 AM 911 Nightmare Thriller. (2015, 15, 95min) ★★ 10.40 Wrong Swipe (2016) ★★ 12.20 PM The Forger Crime thriller. (2012, 12, 90min) ★★ 2.10 I Am Number Four Teen sci-fi thriller. (2011, 12, 109min) ★★★ 4.20 Real Steel Sci-fi action drama. (2011, 12, 121min) ★★★ 6.55 Bulletproof Monk Adventure. (2003, 12, 100min) ★★★
6.00 AM His Name Was King (1971) 7.30 Hellhounds of Alaska (1973) 9.25 The First Rebel (1939) ★★★ 10.55 Ambush at Tomahawk Gap Western. (1953, PG) ★★★ 12.35 PM Ten Wanted Men (1955) 2.20 The Man from Del Rio Western. (1956, b/w, PG, 83min) ★★★★ 4.05 War Drums (1957) ★★ 5.45 Revolt at Fort Laramie Western. (1957, PG, 73min) ★★
7.00 AM Love, Unleashed (2019) 9.00 Prescription for Love Romantic drama. (2018, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 Love, Romance and Chocolate Romance. (2019, U, 84min) ★★ 1.00 PM Matching Hearts Romantic drama. (2020, PG, 100min) ★★ 3.00 NEW SERIES Chesapeake Shores Drama series. (S4) 5.00 Love at the Shore Romantic comedy. (2017, PG, 84min) ★★
8.00 The French Lieutenant’s Woman Romantic drama starring Meryl Streep and Jeremy Irons about the troubled relationship between an English gentleman and a French lieutenant’s abandoned mistress. (1981, 12, 123min) ★★★★ 10.25 Tom Jones Bawdy period adventure based on Henry Fielding’s classic 18th-century novel starring Albert Finney, Susannah York and Hugh Griffith. (1963, PG, 129min) ★★★★
9.00 47 Ronin Fantasy adventure with Keanu Reeves. A former slave leads a band of samurai as they battle monstrous and magical enemies in a quest for redemption. With Hiroyuki Sanada. (2011, 12, 119min) ★★ 11.15 Braven Action thriller starring Jason Momoa, Garret Dillahunt and Jill Wagner. While spending time at his family’s mountain cabin, a logger defends them from a group of drug runners. (2018, 15, 94min) ★★★
7.20 Fort Yuma Western starring Peter Graves. Apaches go on the warpath after their chief is killed, planning to disguise themselves in US Cavalry uniforms to gain entry to Fort Yuma. (1955, PG, 78min) ★★ 9.00 Mackenna’s Gold Western starring Gregory Peck. Entrusted by a dying man with a map to a canyon of gold, a frontier sheriff becomes the target of a ruthless bandit and his gang. (1968, 15, 136min) ★★★
7.00 Timeless Love Romantic drama with Rachel Skarsten. A woman with a great life wakes from a coma to find it was a dream – but then meets her imagined husband. With Brant Daugherty. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 Home for Harvest Romantic drama starring Brigitte Kingsley. A writer is sent to the town she left, heartbroken, years before, where she meets a new man, and also her ex. With Landy Cannon. (2019, PG, 90min) ★★
1.05 AM Callan Espionage thriller. (1974, 15, 106min) ★★★ 3.10 The Sword of El Cid Drama. (1962, 12, 86min) ★★ 4.35 to 6.00 AM The Giants of Thessaly Adventure. (1960) ★★
1.10 AM The 5th Wave Sci-fi adventure starring Chloë Grace Moretz. (2015, 15, 112min) ★★ 3.40 to 6.00 AM Dan in Real Life Comedy starring Steve Carell. (2007, PG, 94min) ★★★★
11.40 Traded Western starring Kris Kristofferson and Tom Sizemore. (2016, 12, 98min) ★★ 1.40 AM The Last Rites of Ransom Pride Western. (2010, 15) ★★ 3.00 to 4.00 AM Allied Armour
11.00 Love in the Sun Romantic drama. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★ 1.00 AM Home by Spring Drama. (2018, PG, 83min) ★★ 3.00 to 5.00 AM Flip That Romance Romance. (2019, PG) ★★
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■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00 AM Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Comedy. (2000) ★★★ 12.45 PM Ever After: A Cinderella Story Fantasy drama. (1998, PG, 121min) ★★★ 3.10 Shrek Forever After Comedy. (2010, U, 93min) ★★★★ 4.55 Back to the Future Part II Time-travel comedy sequel. (1989, PG, 107min) ★★★ 7.05 Daddy’s Home Comedy. (2015, 12, 96min) ★★★
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9.00 The Green Mile Supernatural prison drama based on a novel by Stephen King, starring Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke Duncan and Sam Rockwell. A Depressionera prison guard encounters a death row inmate who possesses a magical gift. (1999, 18, 189min) ★★★★
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6.00 AM LIVE Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket India v Sri Lanka. Coverage of the Group A match from Junction Oval in Melbourne. 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans The latest sports news and updates. 8.00 LIVE European Tour Golf Day three of the Oman Open from Al Mouj Golf in Muscat. 12.00 NOON LIVE EFL Hull City v Leeds United. Coverage of the Championship clash a the KCOM Stadium. Kick-off 12.30pm. 3.00 PM Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by a panel of former players to preside over the day’s football action. 5.00 LIVE Premier League Watford v Liverpool. Coverage of the top-flight clash from Vicarage Road. Kick-off 5.30pm. 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf Coverage of day three of the Honda Classic. from the PGA National Golf Club in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. 11.00 PM to 6.00 AM LIVE Test Cricket New Zealand v India: Coverage of day two of the second and final Test of the series, held at Hagley Oval, Christchurch.
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6.00 AM LIVE Hyundai A-League Newcastle Jets v Perth Glory. 8.00 WWE NXT UK 9.00 WWE Friday Night SmackDown 10.30 Premier League Preview 11.00 Early Kick-Off 12.00 NOON LIVE Premier League Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace. From the AMEX Stadium. Kick-off 12.30pm. 3.00 PM BT Sport Score 5.00 What I Wore: Pep Guardiola 5.15 LIVE FA Women’s Super
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PL Greatest Games Premier League Preview Premier League Match Pack FNF Norwich City v Leicester City. Premier League Preview Premier League Match Pack Saturday Social Soccer AM Football magazine. NOON Gillette Soccer Saturday: Build-Up 3.00 PM Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 LIVE Premier League Watford v Liverpool. Coverage of the top-flight clash from Vicarage Road. Kick-off 5.30pm. 8.00 Mo Salah’s Golden Boot 17/18 8.30 Renault Game of the Day A full re-run of the day’s top Premier League match. 10.30 Match Choice Highlights from the Premier League. 11.00 Premier League Highlights 1.30 AM Best PL Goals: Newcastle v Liverpool Memorable strikes. 2.00 Premier League Highlights 4.30 Premier League 100 Club 5.00 Best PL Goals: Man Utd v Newcastle Memorable goals. 5.30 to 6.00 AM PL 100 Club: England’s Finest
6.00 AM EFL Greatest Games 6.45 SPFL Greatest Games 7.00 Best Goals of the Carabao Cup 18/19 Memorable goals. 7.30 Carabao Cup Final Highlights 9.00 Best Goals of the Carabao Cup 18/19 Memorable goals. 9.30 Saturday Social 10.30 Soccer AM Football magazine. 12.00 NOON LIVE EFL Hull City v Leeds United. Coverage of the Championship clash at the KCOM Stadium. Kick-off 12.30pm. 3.00 PM Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday: Reaction Post-match discussion. 6.00 Goals Express 7.00 Goal Zone 8.00 EFL Highlights 8.15 EFL Cup Highlights 10.15 Carabao Cup Final Highlights 11.15 EFL Highlights 11.30 Best Goals of the Carabao Cup 18/19 Memorable goals. 12.00 M’T Football Years 12.30 AM SPFL Greatest Games 1.00 Football Countdowns 1.30 Football Years 2.00 Championship Review 17/18 3.00 EFL Play-Off Final Highlights 5.00 to 6.00 AM EFL Cup Highlights
6.00 AM LIVE Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket India v Sri Lanka. Coverage of the Group A match from Junction Oval in Melbourne. 7.30 Women’s World T20 Classics Action from classic encounters. 8.00 Test Cricket As 7.00pm. 9.00 Women’s World T20 Classics Action from classic encounters. 9.55 Test Cricket As 7.00pm. 10.55 LIVE One-Day International Cricket South Africa v Australia. Coverage of the first game in the three-match series, held at Boland Park in Paarl. 7.00 PM Test Cricket New Zealand v India: Action from day one of the second and final Test of the series, held at Hagley Oval, Christchurch. 8.00 Best of Sky Cricket Double bill. 8.30 One-Day International Cricket South Africa v Australia: Action from the opening game in the three-match series, held at Boland Park in Paarl. 9.30 Test Cricket As 7.00pm. 10.25 PM to 6.00 AM LIVE Test Cricket New Zealand v India. Coverage of day two of the second and final Test of the series, held at Hagley Oval, Christchurch.
6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Darren Clarke. 6.30 European Tour Golf 7.30 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 8.00 LIVE European Tour Golf The third day’s play of the Oman Open from Al Mouj Golf in Muscat. 12.30 PM Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 1.00 Ryder Cup Memories 2.30 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Lee Trevino. 3.00 European Tour Golf 4.00 Ryder Cup Memories 4.30 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 5.00 European Tour Golf 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf Coverage of day three of the Honda Classic from the PGA National Golf Club in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00 M’T Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 12.30 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Jordan Spieth. 1.00 European Tour Golf 2.00 Ryder Cup Memories 3.30 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Lee Trevino. 4.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Golf Pass With Rory McIlroy 5.30 to 6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer
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7.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down New edition 8/10. The ďŹ ve remaining potters face two tough challenges, including producing two ginger jars around a pit ďŹ re. (S)(AD)
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The Fall of the House of Crockett: 1/2. Mystery drama set his family ďŹ nd out what is being in Bath, where the ambitious done to protect the islands DCI McDonald ďŹ nds herself and their wildlife. (S)(AD) paired with the shy, modest DS â– Rptd tomorrow on 4seven Dodds, who has languished on 9.00 Homeland the shelf for most of his working New episode False Friends: life. However, it soon turns out 3/12. Carrie arranges a the unassuming sergeant has a meeting, Haqqani ďŹ nds talent for puzzle-solving. Stars trouble at home, and Saul Jason Watkins and Tala Gouveia, cuts a deal. (S8) (S)(AD) with guest star Robert Lindsay. See feature, page 8. (S)(AD) 10.00 ITV News (S) 10.05 Gogglebox 10.15 Harry Redknapp’s Capturing the households’ Sandbanks Summer instant critical reactions to 2/4. With John Barnes. (S)(R) what they are watching on TV from the comfort of 10.40 Car Crime: Caught on their own sofas. (S)(R)(AD) Camera Documentary. (S)(R) 11.35 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport Staff at Heathrow contend with drunken passengers, drugs and drones. (S)(R)(AD) 12.00 M’T Ideal World 3.00 AM Australian Wilderness with Ray Mears Exploring the waterways of Kakadu. (S)(SL)(R) 3.25 Nightscreen 5.05 to 6.00 AM Judge Rinder More real-life cases. (S)(SL)(R)
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BBC4 programmes start at 7.00pm
Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960
The first dinner party in the Merseyside area. 5.50 A pastoral care manager names each course after a Tina Turner song. 6.25 A casino-themed evening with champagne and a high-class menu.
11.30pm Sportscene (S) 12.15am NEW Football Stars in Bad Cars (S) 12.35 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 12.40-6.00am BBC News (S)
N. IRELAND Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957
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1.50pm Puss in Boots: The Three Diablos (S)(R)(AD) 2.05 FILM Shrek 2: Animated adventure sequel. (S)(AD) (2004, U, 80min) ★★★★★ 3.25 Blue Planet II (S)(R)(AD) 4.25 Weatherman Walking the Welsh Coast (S)(R) 4.55-5.25 Tudur’s TV Flashback (S)(R) 10.3011.30pm BBC Wales Live Debates New edition (S)
7.00 PM Natural World: Attenborough’s Fabulous Frogs David Attenborough
the science behind the long-running sci-fi series.
9.00 Britain’s Lost Masterpieces 3/3. Assessing the value of works at the Ulster Museum and Stormont, in Belfast.
10.00 Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates and Rogues 2/3. Sam Willis examines piracy during the early 18th century, charting how it spawned the most wanted outlaws in the world.
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Sky 972, Freesat 969
When All Inclusive Holidays…
Balmoral: A Hidden History
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10.00pm QI XL (S)(R) 10.45-11.15pm Sunday Politics Northern Ireland (S)(R)
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6.00 The Simpsons Pokey Mom: Marge helps a former convict get a job at the school. (S)(R) 6.30 Worst Episode Ever: Bart and Milhouse take over the comic-book shop. (S)(R)
(started at 5.15pm)
7.00 NEW All the Queen’s Horses
7.00 The Simpsons
Documentary exploring the Queen and her family’s love of horses, as insiders add their tales of how this equine affection developed. (S)
8.00 NEW When All Inclusive Holidays Go Horribly Wrong
Tennis the Menace: With the guest voices of Venus and Serena Williams. (S)(R) 7.30 Thanksgiving of Horror: The family face a series of Thanksgiving nightmares. (R)
8.00 Magnum P.I. New episode Blood
A nurse whose Crete family vacation was ruined by a giant construction site next to their hotel. (S)
9.00 Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday New edition 2/4. Cheshire
10.00 Secrets of the Mega Cruise Ship
9.00 Hawaii Five-0 New episode O ’oe, a ’owau, nalo ia mea (You and Me, It Is Hidden) The team investigate three seemingly unconnected homicides. (S10)
10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles New episode Mother:
Life aboard the MSC Seaside, one of the world’s biggest cruise ships, uncovering the work of the crew who keep the huge vessel afloat. (S)(R)
10/24. An ex-black ops agent who was recruited and trained by Hetty returns to seek revenge on her for the life she introduced him to. (S11)
11.30 When Cruises Go Horribly Wrong… (S)(R) 12.50 AM Access Showbiz news. (S) 1.00 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S) 3.00 Access Showbiz news. (S) 3.10 The Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out(R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (S)(SL)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (S)(SL)(R) 5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R)
11.00 SEAL Team Danger Crossing: 8/22. Ray takes over as head of Bravo team. (S3) (S)(R) 12.00 M’T S.W.A.T. 10/23. Dozens of DNA evidence kits are stolen from a lab. (S2) (S)(R)(AD) 1.00 AM Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (S)(R)(AD) 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R) 4.00 to 6.00 AM Air Ambulance ER (S)(R)
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heli-medics are tasked with treating a man hit by a train.
9.00 999: On the Front Line New edition Paramedics treating a woman with brittle bone disease end up with another patient on their hands, and a man collapses at the side of the road, but refuses to go to hospital. 10.00 24 Hours in A&E A staff nurse is attacked by a prisoner awaiting treatment.
11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Dealing with people who live alone.
12.00 M’T FILM The History Boys Comedy drama starring Richard Griffiths. (2006, 15, 110min) ★★★
Sky 971, Freesat 971
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Brothers: Thomas, flooded with memories of his tour in Afghanistan, helps a fallen friend’s brother search for an Afghan boy. (S2)
11.00 Alan Bennett’s Diaries
8.00 Emergency Helicopter Medics In Hartlepool, the
1.50 AM The Secret Life of Children’s Books 2.20 to 3.20 AM Britain’s Lost Masterpieces
12.05 AM Emergency Helicopter Medics 1.15 999: On the Front Line 2.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.15 to 3.50 AM Father Ted
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135 135 829 106 145 13 122 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 8.30 Rude(ish) Tube 9.00 Man with a Plan 11.00 The Goldbergs 11.30 Schooled 12.00 NOON FILM PREMIERE Romance Retreat Romantic comedy. (2019, PG, 90min) ★★
1.50 PM Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 3.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
with the voice of Matthew McConaughey. (2016, U, 108min) ★★★
6.20 FILM Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Sci-fi prequel
Triple bill, including at: 5.00 10/22. Guest stars Mary Lynn Rajskub. (S4)
5.30 FILM Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Comedy
starring Felicity Jones. A scientist’s maverick daughter and the Rebel Alliance attempt to steal plans for a lethal battle station. (2016, 12, 133min) ★★★
9.00 Ibiza Weekender New edition El Jefe plans to get tough on the team and end all the recent dramas. 10.00 Family Guy You Can’t Do That on Television, Peter: 18/23. Peter stars in his own children’s TV show. 10.30 Leggo My Meg-O: 20/23. Meg is kidnapped while travelling. (S10)
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sequel starring Macaulay Culkin. Young Kevin McCallister is stranded in the Big Apple after being separated from his parents once again. With Joe Pesci. (1992, PG, 120min) ★★
8.00 FILM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Blockbuster sci-fi action adventure sequel starring Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. A college student and his girlfriend get caught up in a titanic struggle between good and evil alien robots. (2009, 12, 149min) ★★★
primetime
entrepreneur Jude Cisse and her family go on a caravan break, while the McQueens from Peckham enjoy Jude’s private villa in Morocco. (S)
WALES
A fairy tale-themed evening. 7.25 A Michael Bublé impersonator hosts the final Merseyside dinner party.
examines the world of frogs.
8.00 The Science of Doctor Who Brian Cox examines
BBC2
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6.55 Come Dine with Me
primetime
SpongeBob SquarePants (S) The Loud House (S)(R) Access Showbiz news. (S) WWE Raw Highlights (S) Friends 13/25. (S3) (S)(R) NOON Friends (S3) (S)(R) PM Friends (S3) (S)(R) NEW Hailey Dean Mysteries: Dating Is Murder Mystery drama with Kellie Martin. (S) 3.25 NEW Hailey Dean Mysteries: 2 + 2 = Murder The sleuthing therapist attends her niece’s school recital, only to learn that the music teacher has mysteriously vanished. (S) 5.10 News (S) 5.15 Balmoral: A Hidden History A behind-the-scenes look at the secluded royal retreat. (S)(R)
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11.00 Star Trek: Discovery New episode 12/15. (S1) 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.55 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.55 The Sex Clinic 3.00 Star Trek: Discovery (S1) 3.45 to 6.00 AM Hollyoaks
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6.00 AM Nothing to Declare 9.00 Sun, Sea and A&E Documentary following British tourists hospitalised abroad. 10.00 A DJ fights for his life. 11.00 Seasonal worker Richard is involved in a hit-and-run accident. 12.00 NOON Stop, Search, Seize 1.00 PM UK Border Force A man is deported to Nigeria. 2.00 Nothing to Declare Ten editions of the documentary series following the work of customs officers in Australia.
6.00 AM Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets Double bill. 8.00 The British 9.00 Without a Trace (S3) 12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S3) 1.00 PM Without a Trace (S3) 4.00 Blue Bloods 1/22. Frank is asked to downplay the significance of a murder. 5.00 2/22. Danny’s actions are scrutinised after he shoots an undercover cop. 6.00 3/22. A robbery turns into a hostage situation and Jamie gets a new partner. (S2)
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7.00 Ghost Whisperer The Prophet: 21/22. A spectral prophet gives Melinda a shocking vision of the future.
7.00 Blue Bloods Innocence: 4/22. Erin reopens an 18-year-old rape case that was originally investigated by Frank.
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8.00 Ghost Whisperer The Gathering: 22/22. Melinda asks the mayor for help in finding the lost children. (S2)
8.00 Blue Bloods A Night on the Town: 5/22. Danny tries to juggle work and his love life as he spends a weekend with Linda (S2)
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9.00 The Rookie Safety: 7/10. Officers Bradford and West are tasked with a community policing project. (S2)
9.00 Game of Thrones The Wolf and the Lion: 5/10. A suspicious death threatens the tournament, and Catelyn takes Tyrion to her sister’s fortress. 10.10 A Golden Crown: 6/10. Ned is reinstated by Robert, and Tyrion tries to escape the Eyrie. (S1)
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10.00 Criminal Minds Spectator Slowing: 3/10. The BAU team look into a series of explosions that have caused fatalities. (S15) 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 17/24. Rollins stirs up suspicion. (S15) 12.00 M’T Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 18/24. (S15) 1.00 AM Ghost Whisperer (S2) 3.00 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
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BBC Scotland SCOT 115 108 9 108 106 REST OF UK 457 162 108 12.00 NOON to 7.00 PM As shown on BBC2. 7.00 PM The Seven 7.15 Sportscene Action from St Johnstone v Celtic at McDiarmid Park. 8.00 Fish Town There is a party on the Westro as skipper-in-training Stephen West turns 20. 8.30 Fight Like a Girl Documentary about wrestler Kimberly Benson, aka Viper. 9.00 Partition: Legacy of the Line Sanjeev Kohli and Aasmah Mir discuss the lasting impact of partition. 10.00 Two Doors Down Beth’s hopes of a nice Sunday lunch are dashed when Cathy and Colin arrive arguing. 10.30 Scot Squad Spoof police documentary. 11.00 PM to 12.00 M’T Seven Days
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The Outsider 8/10. (S1) AM Oz. 10/16. (S4) Life Itself: Special The Outsider New episode The End 3/10. (S1) Dolittle: Special Urban Secrets to 6.00 AM The British +1hour 208
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You Rang, M’Lord? As Time Goes By Only Fools and Horses Only Fools and Horses Christmas Special Only Fools and Horses NOON Only Fools and Horses PM Only Fools and Horses Only Fools and Horses Christmas Special Only Fools and Horses Rodney wins a holiday at a five-star hotel in Majorca.
7.25 Only Fools and Horses Del’s beloved mum apparently makes contact during a seance at the Nag’s Head. 8.40 Dad’s Army The platoon welcome the first American troops to Walmington-on-Sea, but Anglo-US relations become strained. 9.20 The Royle Family Jim and Barbara are left holding the baby. 9.55 Jim and Twiggy reluctantly strip the dining room wallpaper but use Barbara’s fish slice to do it. 10.30 Harry Enfield and Chums Comedy sketches.
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UK Border Force Highway Patrol Highway Cops NOON The Dog Whisperer Double bill. PM Monkey Life Nothing to Declare Britain’s Most Evil Killers A profile of murderer Angus Sinclair. How I Caught the Killer How CCTV was used to find a woman’s killer in Nottingham. Murders That Shocked the Nation: Jack the Ripper The crimes of the Victorian serial killer. M’T World’s Most Evil Killers ‘The Butcher of Plainfield’, Ed Gein. AM Road Wars Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 252 92 145
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Auto Mundial The Motorbike Show FILM How the West Was Won Epic Western. (1962, PG, 162min) ★★★ FILM Bend of the River Western with James Stewart. (1952, PG, 92min) ★★★★ PM LIVE Snooker: Players Championship The opening session of the final. The Sweeney Mr Bean Goals of the 90s
Mr Bean
6.50 LIVE Snooker: Players Championship Rishi Persad presents coverage of the concluding session of the final from The Waterfront in Southport, as the players compete for the title won by Ronnie O’Sullivan last year. Analysis by Stephen Hendry, Alan McManus and Neal Foulds, and commentary by David Hendon and Phil Yates.
10.00 Midsomer Murders Second Sight: A man collapses and dies outside a pub after a fight with his brother-in-law.
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9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Trans-Siberian Adventure The actor travels the length of the Trans-Siberian Railway.
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7.00 AM 60 Minute Makeover Triple bill. 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: New Zealand Double bill. 12.00 NOON My Kitchen Rules: New Zealand 1.00 PM My Kitchen Rules: New Zealand 3.00 Supergirl (S4) 8.00 Chicago Med I Can’t Imagine the Future: 9/10. Natalie starts to regain her memory from the accident. (S5) 9.00 Chicago Fire Best Friend Magic: 9/10. (S8) 10.00 Chicago PD Absolution: 9/10. Halstead finds himself in a bad situation. (S7) 11.00 The Rookie 7/10. (S2) 12.00 M’T Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 AM The Good Doctor 2.00 Criminal Minds (S15) 3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo With Hugh Dennis. 4.00 Animal House 5.00 to 6.00 AM Zoo Tales
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8.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans Paul O’Grady is in Borneo, where he visits an orang-utan rehabilitation centre.
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12.10 AM Scott & Bailey 2/6. Horrific events unfold following a killer’s arrest. Guest stars Sally Lindsay. 1.10 3/6. Rachel receives devastating news. (S1) 2.10 The Halcyon 5/8. (S1) 3.00 to 5.45 AM Emmerdale
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11.10 Upstart Crow 4/6. Will decides to invent the greatest hits musical. (S2) 11.55 Upstart Crow (S2) 1.20 AM Black Books Triple bill of the comedy series. (S2) 2.40 Harry Enfield and Chums 3.10 to 4.00 AM Marley’s Ghosts
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Coronation Street Emmerdale PM Midsomer Murders Double bill of episodes. 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Third Floor Flat: The detective investigates a murder in his own apartment block. 6.00 Midsomer Murders Schooled in Murder: A dairy worker is crushed to death by a giant wheel of cheese at the home of the famous Midsomer Blue. With Martine McCutcheon.
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11.15 FILM Zero Dark Thirty Kathryn Bigelow’s fact-based drama about the quest to track down Osama bin Laden, starring Jessica Chastain. (2012, 15, 157min) ★★★★★ 2.20 to 2.40 AM Football Rivalries
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7.10 AM Hurricane Man 8.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 9.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 10.00 Top Gear 11.00 Bodycam Squad 1.00 PM Drug Wars 2.00 Aussie Pickers 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Room 101 6.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 7.00 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 8.00 New edition 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 10.00 QI: Pubs – A Christmas Special 11.00 The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan 12.00 M’T Mock the Week 12.40 AM Have I Got a Bit More News for You 1.40 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 3.00 to 4.00 AM The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan
8.00 AM Bob’s Burgers 8.35 Friends 11.30 FILM Annie Musical remake with Quvenzhane Wallis. (2014, PG, 115min) ★★★ 2.00 PM Friends (S10) 4.00 Friends: First Dates 4.30 Friends Eight episodes of the sitcom, including at: 7.30 16/18. The gang throw a going-away party for Rachel. 8.00 17&18/18. The last-ever episode. (S10) 9.00 FILM Deep Blue Sea Marine action thriller. (1999, 15, 105min) ★ 11.00 Al Murray Live – Barrel of Fun From London’s Hammersmith Apollo. 12.00 M’T FILM Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Comedy. (2015, 15, 93min) ★ 2.00 AM Broad City 3.25 South Park 4.15 to 5.00 AM Impractical Jokers
7.00 AM Little Women: LA 7.50 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 8.50 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 NOON Be Beautiful 12.10 PM Income Property 12.40 The Real Housewives of Orange County 2.30 The Real Housewives of New York City 5.20 Bethenny & Fredrik 6.15 The Bachelor New edition Colton joins the remaining women in their own hometowns. 8.00 Sam and Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries 9.00 Botched 10.00 The Real Housewives of Potomac New edition Candiace and Ashley manage to resolve their differences. 11.00 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12.00 M’T to 12.55 AM Growing Up Chrisley
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7.40 AM Miss Marple 10.00 Death in Paradise (S4) 2.00 PM The Coroner 1/10. First episode of the crime drama. 3.00 2/10. Jane and Davey try to prove each other wrong. 4.00 3/10. The town’s new mayor is found dead. (S1) 5.00 Father Brown The Upcott Fraternity: The suicide of a student leads Father Brown to believe a murderer is at work. 6.00 The Kembleford Boggart: The father of a writer is found dead.
6.00 AM FILM Tornado Warning Thriller starring Jeff Fahey. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files (S2) 12.00 NOON FILM Independence Daysaster Sci-fi thriller starring Ryan Merriman. (2013, PG, 90min) ★ 2.00 PM Flood 1&2/2. (S1) 5.50 FILM Memoirs of an Invisible Man Comedy starring Chevy Chase and Daryl Hannah. (1992, PG, 99min) ★★
6.05 AM Renovate My Home: Leave It to Bryan 6.30 Tipping Point 10.30 Doctor Who 1/13. (S5) 12.00 NOON Doctor Who (S5) 1.00 PM Doctor Who Four episodes, including at: 3.00 5/13. Part two of two. The Time Lord is trapped by an army of Weeping Angels. 4.00 6/13. A trip to 16thcentury Venice pits the time travellers against a coven of beautiful vampires. (S5) 5.00 Sun, Sea and Brides to Be
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AM Bull 17/23. (S1)
Bones 15&16/22. (S1) The Mentalist 2/13. (S7) NOON Bones 17/22. (S1) PM NCIS 10&11/24. (S12) Bones 18/22. (S1) The Mentalist 3/13. Jane and Lisbon head to Beirut on a mission. (S7) 5.00 Bones 19/22. Brennan wakes up one morning bloodied and beaten in New Orleans. 6.00 20/22. Brennan and Booth investigate a medical mystery. (S1)
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The Mindy Project (S4) NOON The Mindy Project PM The Mindy Project (S4) Parks and Recreation Twelve episodes, including at: 5.00 1/22. Leslie and Andy visit Ben and April. 5.30 2/22. Chris helps Andy to prepare for his fitness test. 6.00 3/22. April and Ben go on a road trip to Pawnee. 6.30 4/22. Tom is up in court for crashing into a fire hydrant while tweeting. (S5)
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7.00 Father Brown The Lair of the Libertines: The priest and his friends find themselves stranded with a group of hedonists. 8.00 Father Brown The Truth in the Wine: A body is discovered in a vineyard and the priest is tasked with finding the murderer. 9.00 Carter Harley Wears a Wig: 1/10. Harley takes on his first solo case when a man asks him to help track down his wife. (S2) 10.00 Murdoch Mysteries Toronto the Bad: 7/18. While moonlighting as a cab driver, Higgins finds a dead passenger. (S13)
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
7.50 FILM Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Adventure based on the videogame series, starring Angelina Jolie and Jon Voight. An aristocratic British adventurer tries to thwart a sinister secret society that plans to take over the world. (2001, 12, 100min) ★★★★
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10.00 FILM 30 Days of Night Horror thriller starring Josh Hartnett. (2007, 18, 113min) ★★
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7.00 The Wedding Fixer Renowned wedding planner Sarah Haywood helps ordinary couples plan for their big day.
7.00 Parks and Recreation 5/22. Leslie’s future with Ben is on hold. 7.30 6/22. Tom prepares to pitch his new idea.
7.00 NCIS Musical Chairs: The team investigate when a musician in the US Navy’s most elite band is murdered.
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8.00 The World According to Kids Children from across the UK are equipped with cameras to reveal what they think of the world.
8.00 Parks and Recreation 7/22. Andy improves his crime-scene skills. (S5) 8.30 A.P. Bio 5/13. Jack hits the town with Mary. (S1)
8.00 NCIS IRL: The team investigate a petty officer’s murder that was live-streamed on a popular gaming app. (S17)
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9.00 Louis Theroux: Drinking to Oblivion The reporter meets alcoholics in need of specialist medical treatment.
9.00 Saturday Night Live New edition American sketch show, taking a satirical sideswipe at cultural and political issues.
9.00 NCIS The Enemy Within: 12/24. The kidnapping of an American social worker in Syria is linked to a US citizen. (S12)
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10.00 Family Guy 8/20. Brian and Stewie compete for an inheritance. (S17) 10.30 2/7. Peter destroys a TV transmitter. (S1)
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10.00 Stacey Dooley in the USA Stacey meets girls who are preparing to face time in the country’s only boot camp for women.
11.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries Life on the Line: 6/10. A toy store owner is the target of a harassment campaign. (S3) 12.00 M’T The Gulf 1/3. Thriller set in New Zealand. (S1) 2.10 to 4.00 AM Ten Days in the Valley
12.10 AM FILM Night Of The Witch Horror. (2017, 15, 99min) ★★ 2.10 FILM King Arthur and the Knights of The Round Table Horror. (2017, 15, 85min) ★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM FILM War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave Sci-fi. (2008, 15, 90min) ★
11.00 NEW Plus Size Love 12.00 M’T One Born Every Minute 1.00 AM Great Ormond Street Doctors treat newborn babies with complex heart problems. 1.50 Code Black (S3) 2.35 to 3.00 AM Renovate My Home: Leave It to Bryan
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10.30 Pete Holmes: Faces and Sounds Stand-up comedy special. 11.40 12.20 12.55 1.35
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Curb Your Enthusiasm (S10) Ballers 5/8. Charles tries to land a big player. (S5) 2.10 Rosie O’Donnell: A Heartfelt Standup 3.25 to 5.00 AM Everybody Hates Chris
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6.00 AM Touched by an Angel Triple bill. 9.00 Murder, She Wrote 12.00 NOON Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery. 1.00 PM Murder, She Wrote Six episodes of the drama, including at: 6.00 The Murder Channel: Jessica witnesses a real killing taking place on TV. 7.00 The Persuaders! The Gold Napoleon: 2/24. A consignment of coins attract suspicion. 8.00 Take Seven: 3/24. Guest stars Sinead Cusack. (S1) 9.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 12.00 M’T Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 1.00 AM Starsky & Hutch 2.00 T.J. Hooker 18/22. (S2) 3.00 M*A*S*H 22/26. (S7) 3.30 The Persuaders! 5.10 to 6.00 AM Touched by an Angel
6.00 AM John Williams by Anne-Sophie Mutter: Across the Stars 7.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.00 NEW Mozart: La Clemenza di Tito 1.00 PM Discovering 6.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2020 7.00 The Making of Marc Bolan The life of the T. Rex frontman. 8.00 More Than This: The Story of Roxy Music The influences of the rock group. 9.00 David Bowie: Serious Moonlight From 1983. 11.00 Manic Street Preachers: At Nynex 1.00 AM Hansa Studios: By the Wall 1976-90 3.00 The Outcast Comic 4.00 Neil Gaiman’s Likely Stories 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Lot of Fun: Where the Movies Learned to Laugh
9.00 AM A Place in the Sun 1.00 PM A Place in the Sun 3.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA A visit to Cafe Kingston in Pasadena, California. 8.00 An Italian family restaurant in Connecticut. 9.00 The Secret Life of the Zoo Cameras follow adolescent babirusa Tolo, who lives with his devoted mother Sula. 10.00 Hunted Jess and Ella are running scared in rural Yorkshire with the Hunters in hot pursuit. 11.05 Sean Lock: Keep It Light Stand-up show. 12.05 AM My Family and the Galapagos 1.10 The Dog House 2.15 A Place in the Sun 3.20 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 4.15 to 4.45 AM Four in a Bed
9.00 AM Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.25 Columbo: Suitable for Framing Crime drama. 10.55 Columbo: The Most Crucial Game Mystery. 12.30 PM Columbo: Playback 2.00 Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle 3.35 Columbo Goes to College Murder mystery. 5.25 Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match 7.00 Columbo: The Conspirators Mystery. 9.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Flipped: 14/22. Kirk ‘Sticky Fingaz’ Jones and Fab Five Freddy guest star. (S6) 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1/23. (S16) 12.55 AM Law & Order: LA 2.50 Chicago PD 12/23. (S4) 3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
8.00 AM 3rd Rock from the Sun 6/26. (S2) 8.20 Two and a Half Men 12.50 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 4.55 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A Yorkshire landlord calls in eviction specialists. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door A man subjected to a campaign of harassment by his neighbour. 9.00 FILM Ocean’s Thirteen Caper thriller sequel with George Clooney. (2007, PG, 122min) ★★★ 11.25 FILM Angels & Demons Mystery thriller starring Tom Hanks. (2009, 12, 138min) ★★ 2.05 AM By the Sea & Signing On 3.05 to 4.00 AM Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole
7.10 AM Doctor Finlay 9.00 The Bill 12.30 PM Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Double bill. 2.30 Cranford Five episodes of the drama, including at: 6.30 5/5. Miss Matty receives terrible news. 7.30 Miss Marple A Caribbean Mystery: The shrewd spinster is sent to convalesce in Barbados, where she finds life decidedly dull, until a double murder breaks the monotony. 10.00 The Casual Vacancy Drama based on the novel by JK Rowling, set in an idyllic village where the locals go to war over an empty seat on the parish council. 11.20 The Last Post 12.40 AM Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Double bill. 2.40 to 4.00 AM The White Princess
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5.00 PM FILM The Cobbler Comedy fantasy. (2014, 12, 98min) ★★ 6.50 FILM Kate & Leopold Romantic comedy. (2001, 12, 118min) ★★★ 9.00 Halt and Catch Fire Working for the Clampdown: 7/10. Donna is upset when Gordon tells her about his health troubles. 9.55 Limbo: 8/10. Mutiny holds its first appreciation picnic to thank the staff. (S2) 10.50 Into the Badlands Nightengale Sings No More: 9/10. 11.45 Wolf’s Breath, Dragon Fire: 10/10. (S2) 12.40 AM FILM Only Lovers Left Alive Fantasy. (2013, 15) ★★★★ 3.00 to 5.00 AM Halt and Catch Fire
7.30 AM The Key of David 8.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Father Dowling Mysteries 1.00 PM Father Dowling Mysteries 2.00 Unsolved Mysteries 6.00 Matlock Investigation - Part Two: 18/24. A family become caught up in a mob war. 7.00 The Hucksters: 19/24. The lawyer takes on a case involving a conman. 8.00 The Lovelorn: 20/24. The lawyer represents a man accused of killing an agony aunt. 9.00 The Genius: 21/24. The attorney’s nephew is accused of murder. 10.00 The Magician: 22/24. A magician is accused of killing his assistant. (S2) 11.00 CSI: Miami (S5) 4.00 to 6.00 AM Judge Judy
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AM Tomorrow’s World Diagnosis Murder Perry Mason (S1) PM NCIS (S7) Scorpion Young Hearts Spark Fire: 19/22. The team’s helicopter crashes on the way to save some hikers. 8.00 Crossroads: 20/22. The team protect a witness who is en route to testify against a drug cartel. (S1) 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Standoff: 6/25. A woman takes hostages at a navy recruitment centre. Guest stars Marisol Nichols. 10.00 Anonymous: 7/25. The team search for a terrorist group. (S2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 AM Perry Mason 4.05 The High Chaparral 4.55 to 6.00 AM Mission: Impossible +1hour 69
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The Key of David The Lord’s Challenge Judge Judy PM Judge Judy Airline Airline at Christmas Airline Snapped: Killer Couples A husband and wife become the targets of a murder investigation. 8.00 A mother seeks attention outside her marriage and triggers a deadly chain of events. 9.00 It Takes a Killer A look at murder cases from recent years. 11.00 Murderers and Their Mothers 1.00 AM It Takes a Killer 3.00 I Survived 3.45 Celebrity Damage Control Angelina Jolie. 4.30 Unsolved Mysteries 5.10 to 6.00 AM Bondi Rescue +1hour 246 201 67 136
7.00 AM Ninja Warrior Women Tournament 8.00 Total Wipeout 9.00 Catchphrase 11.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 1.00 PM Bruce’s Price Is Right Double bill. 2.00 Bruce Forsyth’s Play Your Cards Right 3.00 Pointless 5.00 The Chase Celebrity Special 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes Vanessa Feltz and Lucy Speed compete. 7.40 Danny Jones and Zoe Lucker compete. 8.20 With Katherine Kelly and Patsy Palmer. 9.00 The Chase Celebrity Special 10.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 11.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 1.00 AM Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 2.00 to 6.00 AM The Chase +1hour 251 230 147
6.00 AM Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes 7.00 Teleshopping 9.00 The Office (US) (S8) 12.00 NOON Impractical Jokers Triple bill. 1.20 PM Impractical Jokers 4.30 Bob’s Burgers Nine episodes, including at: 7.00 13/21. Bob and Linda record themselves while sleeping to prove who snores more. 7.30 14/21. Louise hosts a zombie-movie night. 8.00 15/21. A hermit in the woods helps Tina have an epiphany. (S8) 8.30 Bob and Linda attend a loft party. (S10) 9.00 Friends 2.05 AM Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes 3.05 Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip 3.50 The Mick (S2) 4.30 The Middle 5.10 to 6.00 AM Friends +1hour 227
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7.00 AM Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.00 PM Keeping Up with the Kardashians 8.00 Botched Surgeon Terry Dubrow helps a woman whose breast implant fell out while brushing her teeth. 9.00 New edition A top executive wants to downsize her million-dollar breasts. 10.00 Very Cavallari New edition Kristin embarks on another trip to Los Angeles for the Emmys. 11.00 Meet the Frasers Maria and Alexa work together to teach Matt a lesson in humility. 11.30 Angela nearly squashes Matt’s deal. 12.00 M’T Second Wives Club 1.00 AM Botched 2.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 4.00 to 5.00 AM Botched
6.00 AM Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Four editions. 8.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Girl Meets Farm 12.00 NOON Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics Triple bill. 1.30 PM Nigel Slater’s Real Food Show 2.00 James Martin Digs Deep The chef attends a party in his honour. 2.30 James Martin’s Brittany Triple bill. 4.00 My Greatest Dishes 5.00 Gino D’Acampo An Italian in Mexico 8.00 Rick Stein’s Food Heroes The chef reaches East Anglia, Lincolnshire and the Midlands. 8.30 The chef heads to West Yorkshire. 9.00 Man v Food 12.00 M’T Mystery Diners 1.00 to 3.00 AM Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives +1hour 240 149
7.00 AM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Little Women: Atlanta Triple bill. 4.00 Judge Judy 8.00 Escaping Polygamy Suzette, a mother who escaped the infamous polygamist FLDS cult, reaches out for help to save the two daughters she left behind. 9.00 24 to Life Firefighter Ben ruined his career with an unthinkable act, but now is desperate to get medical help before entering jail. 10.00 FILM The Inherited Horror starring Jenn Liu. A woman moves with her new husband into the house willed to him by his first wife, only to find life soon become a waking nightmare. (2015, 18, 90min) ★★ 11.45 Little Women: Atlanta 2.35 AM Escaping Polygamy 3.30 to 4.00 AM Judge Judy
9.00 AM Access 9.10 Storm Surge: Winter Road Rescue 10.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.00 PM Killer Weather: Nature Fights Back 3.10 FILM The Man with the Gun Western. (1955, b/w, PG, 88min) ★★★ 4.55 FILM Breakheart Pass Classic Western. (1975, PG, 90min) ★★★ 6.50 FILM The Golden Voyage of Sinbad Fantasy thriller. (1973, U, 104min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM Conan the Destroyer Fantasy adventure. (1984, 15, 103min) ★★★ 11.05 FILM Outlander Sci-fi. (2008, 15, 115min) ★★★ 1.25 AM Spartacus: Vengeance 3.40 The X-Files 5.10 to 6.00 AM Knight Rider +1hour 250 94
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Find It, Fix It, Flog It Salvage Hunters Wheeler Dealers EFL on Quest NOON American Pickers Five editions. 5.00 PM Fantomworks 6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 8.00 Born Mucky: Life on the Farm Tom seeks expert help to save one of his ancient hedgerows. 9.00 Carabao Cup on Quest Highlights of the final between Aston Villa and Manchester City. 11.00 Salvage Hunters 12.00 M’T Hunting Hitler 1.00 AM Treasure Quest: Snake Island 2.00 American Chopper 3.00 Fantomworks 5.00 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made +1hour 244 213 76 168
AM Say Yes to the Dress Bondi Vet My 600lb Life My 600lb Life: Where Are They Now? 1.00 PM Disappeared 2.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss 2.30 Curvy Brides Boutique 5.00 Little People, Big World 6.00 My Cat from Hell 7.00 Animal Cops Houston 8.00 Long Lost Family Australia A cancer sufferer searches for his daughter. 9.00 Faking It: Tears of a Crime April Barber. 10.00 My 600lb Life 12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives 1.00 AM Crime Stories 2.00 Murder Comes to Town 3.00 FBI Files 3.50 Animal Cops Phoenix 4.40 Bondi Vet 5.30 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress +1hour 249 78 170
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6.00 AM Celebrity Fantasy Homes Toyah Willcox. 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 DIY SOS Special – Tour de Force 9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 11.00 Antiques Road Trip 1.00 PM Antiques Road Trip 4.00 Homes Under the Hammer Four editions. 8.00 Dr Pimple Popper A girl who covered her huge lipoma with a sweatshirt for years. 9.00 The Bad Skin Clinic A woman seeks help for her excruciatingly painful skin condition. 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Teen Special Scrotal lumps, disastrous discharge and monstrous menstruation. 11.00 Destination Fear 12.00 M’T Ghost Nation 1.00 AM Most Haunted 2.00 Teleshopping 4.00 to 6.00 AM Antiques Road Trip
AM Motorway Patrol Highway Patrol NOON Highway Cops PM Brit Cops: Rapid Response Double bill. 3.00 Road Wars Triple bill. 6.00 Snapped 8.00 Snapped A fatherof-four is found dead in his basement. 9.00 The Disappearance of Crystal Rogers New editions 3/6. The FBI grill a police officer who is the brother of Crystal’s boyfriend. 10.00 4/6. A white car adds a new layer to the investigation. 11.00 Dateline 12.00 M’T Killer Neighbours 1.00 AM Fred & Rose: The Unanswered Questions 2.00 How I Caught the Killer 3.00 Road Wars 5.00 to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol +1hour 221 207
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9.00 AM FILM Alive and Kicking Comedy. (1958, b/w, U, 94min) ★★★ 10.50 FILM The Angry Silence Drama. (1959) ★★★ 12.45 PM The Hotel Inspector 2.45 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 4.40 The Chernobyl Railway 5.40 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 6.35 Hitler’s Holocaust Railways Documentary. 8.00 Michael Palin in North Korea 9.00 Britain’s Great Rivers: Then & Now 10.00 Killer Weather: Nature Fights Back 11.00 Weather Gone Viral 12.00 M’T The Boy With No Face Documentary. 1.00 AM Panic at 30,000 Feet: Airline Emergency 2.00 Riots & Robbers: Caught On Camera 3.00 to 4.00 AM Fights, Camera, Action!
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Bait Car: New Orleans Speeders Bait Car: New Orleans PM Speeders Speeders A bodybuilder attempts to arm-wrestle his way out of a speeding ticket. 7.30 A Pentagon employee is caught speeding , and an officer ends up acting as a driver’s therapist. 8.00 Officers encounter a grandfather driving at more than 100mph. 8.30 A driver tries to sell a van to an officer. Bait Car: New Orleans Four editions of the documentary series about car criminals. Speeders M’T Bait Car AM Speeders Bait Car: New Orleans Speeders to 6.00 AM Bait Car
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AM Ancient Aliens American Pickers Storage Wars: Texas PM Storage Wars: Texas Double bill. Storage Wars Storage Wars The buyers head to West Covina in California. 6.30 Mary faces stiff opposition as she tries to turn a bad day around. Dog The Bounty Hunter: Most Wanted Dog the Bounty Hunter spin-off. The team hunt a fugitive in Hawaii. Forged in Fire The finalists must create a French smallsword. The Curse of Civil War Gold Hardcore Pawn M’T Texas Rising (S1) AM American Pickers Outback Truckers to 6.00 AM American Restoration
133 133 827 167 323 377 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress 1.00 PM Say Yes to the Dress Four editions. 3.00 Say Yes to the Dress: UK Four editions of the series, including at: 4.00 A bride wants a head-turning dress. 4.30 A wedding planner visits the shop. 5.00 Mama Medium 6.00 I Am Jazz 7.00 Sister Wives 8.00 90 Day Fiancé Couples embark on a 90-day journey. 10.00 90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk Series favourites give their own takes on previous episodes. 11.00 Dr Pimple Popper 12.00 M’T 90 Day Fiancé 2.00 AM 90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk 3.00 Dr Pimple Popper 4.00 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress +1hour 233 172
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Lost Secrets
8.00 AM Ultimate Survival WWII Five editions of the series. 1.00 PM WW2: Hell Under the Sea Five editions of the series, including at: 3.00 Werner Henke and his crew face a tough test. 4.00 How two British submarines accidentally targeted each other. 5.00 A breakdown of the Cuban missile crisis. 6.00 Drain the Oceans Maritime archaeologists go in search of the biggest wrecks ever sunk.
6.00 AM My Cat from Hell Nine editions, including at: 2.00 PM Taming an unruly cat in Orange County. 3.00 The Zoo: San Diego A panda mother and cub are returned to China. 4.00 Mek the tiger returns to the zoo after six years. 5.00 How Do Animals Do That New editions The science behind amazing animal facts. 6.00 The Zoo Keepers help a 14-year-old kangaroo suffering with arthritis.
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6.00 AM Walking Through History: Nazi Occupation – Channel Islands 7.10 Walking Through History: King John’s Ruin – Peak District Tony Robinson explores the story of the medieval monarch. 8.00 True Evil: Making of a Nazi 1.00 PM Abandoned Engineering 5.00 Murder Maps Examining the 1966 murders of three police officers in Shepherd’s Bush. 6.00 A re-examination of Jack the Ripper’s crimes.
Cola Wars NOON Mega Transports PM Pawn Stars Storage Wars Buyers dream of making it in Hollywood. 4.30 The buyers head to a first-class auction in Arcadia. 5.00 Auctions in Montebello. 5.30 The buyers hope for hidden treasures at auctions in Moreno Valley. 6.00 Mega Mechanics A bucket wheel fails at the largest coal export facility in the world.
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6.00 AM Wheeler Dealers Twelve editions, including at: 1.00 PM A Lotus Elan M100 is given a new lease of life. 2.00 Mike Brewer picks up a 2000 Porsche 996. 3.00 Mike and Ant restore a 1970 Volkswagen Fastback. 4.00 Mike and Ant restore a 1971 Chevrolet C10 Truck. 5.00 Mike restores a classic 1985 MK1 Mazda RX7. 6.00 How Do They Do It? New editions How modern-day objects are created.
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7.00 River of No Return As the Winter ice thaws, people living on the bank are forced to navigate the Spring rapids.
7.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier Otto and his son Eivin bond over a hunt for ptarmigan that nearly ends in disaster.
7.00 Running Wild with Bear Grylls New edition Star Trek’s Zachary Quinto joins Bear on a trip into a Panamanian jungle.
7.00 Digging for Britain Alice Roberts visits archaeological digs around the UK, starting with the west of Britain.
7.00 Murder Maps New edition A crime from 1879 in which widow Julia Martha Thomas was killed in her own home.
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8.00 Richard Hammond’s Big Richard visits the Burj Khalifa, where he climbs the biggest lightning conductor on Earth.
8.00 The Last Alaskans Winter has finally arrived, and Bob has to deal with the ramifications of crashing his plane.
8.00 Air Crash Investigation A team of experts look into a helicopter that crashed off the coast of Newfoundland.
8.00 The Curse of Oak Island The threat of a hurricane has the team scrambling to recover evidence buried under the swamp.
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9.00 Lost Secrets New edition An ancient spindle suggesting Norse women led the Viking expedition to America.
9.00 Amanda to the Rescue Amanda helps to find a home for a French bulldog puppy with suspected hydrocephalus.
9.00 Car S.O.S Fuzz and Tim go to France to find a war veteran’s old car, restore it, and return it to its previous owner.
9.00 The Food That Built America New edition How Milton Hershey bet big on a revolutionary idea. Plus, how the father-and-son duo named Mars challenged the chocolate throne.
8.00 ’Allo ’Allo! Edith accepts Monsieur Alfonse’s proposal of marriage. 8.35 Michelle concocts another plan to infiltrate German headquarters and rescue the airmen. 9.15 The Resistance arrange a parade to provide a diversion so they can steal a plane. 10.20 Bangers and Cash Dave finds a rare Sunbeam Lotus that has been rotting away for 29 years.
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10.00 Expedition Unknown Josh travels to the UK and Norway to unlock the secrets of the Viking Sunstone, a mystic crystal. 11.00 Gold Rush 12.00 M’T Gold Rush: Dave Turin’s Lost Mine 1.00 AM Lost Secrets 2.00 Kindig Customs 3.00 River of No Return 3.50 Lost Secrets 4.40 Richard Hammond’s Big 5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made +1hour 225 258
Disc. History 171 257 6.00 AM Dirty Jobs 8.00 Expedition Unknown 10.00 Mysteries at the Museum Triple bill. 1.00 PM Mysteries at the Museum Double bill. 3.00 Dirty Jobs Double bill. 5.00 Expedition Unknown 7.00 Wildest Indochina Exploring Cambodia, one of the most bio-diverse countries of Southeast Asia. 8.00 100 Miles From Nowhere The endurance athletes tackle Arizona. 9.00 Ultimate Warfare The Battle of Leyte Gulf in World War Two. 10.00 Aircraft Stories Sweden’s state-of-theart military aircraft. 11.00 Greatest Events of World War II 1.00 to 6.00 AM Mysteries at the Museum +1hour 271 261
10.00 Bear Vs Shark Bear Grylls gets up close and personal with sharks in their own environment.
10.00 Running Wild with Bear Grylls As 7.00pm.
11.00 Animal Cops Houston The team try to rescue more than 100 animals, including 50 dogs, from terrible conditions. 12.00 M’T Animal Cops Houston 3.50 AM Animal Cops Phoenix 4.40 Nature’s Strangest Mysteries: Solved 5.10 to 6.00 AM Tanked
11.00 WW2: Hell Under the Sea A US submarine commander who took on an enemy convoy. 12.00 M’T The case of a submarine captain who sank 17 ships before falling prey to his own torpedoes. 1.00 to 5.00 AM WW2: Hell Under the Sea
11.00 The UnXplained with William Shatner Tales of unlikely human survival. 12.00 M’T Storage Wars 2.00 AM Pawn Stars 4.00 The UnXplained with William Shatner As 11.00pm. 5.00 to 6.00 AM Digging for Britain
11.20 Abandoned Engineering 12.20 AM War Factories 1.15 Walking Through History: Nazi Occupation – Channel Islands The surrender of Guernsey and Jersey. 2.10 to 3.00 AM Walking Through History: King John’s Ruin – Peak District
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8.00 AM Swamp Men 10.00 Battle of the Swamp Dragons 11.00 Jaguar vs Crocs 12.00 NOON Crocpocalypse 1.00 PM Diving the Crocodile Labyrinth 2.00 Boss Croc 3.00 Cave Crocs of Gabon 4.00 Wild Florida 6.00 NEW SERIES Wild Central America Nigel Marven explores the wildlife of Central America. 7.00 Mexico Untamed: Best Of Series highlights. 8.00 Wild Central America 9.00 700 Sharks 10.00 Shark Vs Predator Showdown Animals that feed on sharks. 11.00 Operation Sharklift 12.00 M’T When Sharks Attack Double bill. 2.00 AM Cave Crocs of Gabon Dwarf crocodiles in the Abanda Caves. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Wild Florida
8.00 AM Ancient Aliens 10.00 Cities of the Underworld 1.00 PM Cities of the Underworld Historic secrets buried beneath Rome and Naples. 2.00 Catching gambling cheats in Las Vegas. 3.00 The tunnels used by Japanese soldiers. 4.00 Ancient Aliens 6.00 Ancient Aliens – Secret Science 7.00 Ancient Aliens Whether aliens landed on Earth thousands of years ago. 8.00 Where Did It Come From? The high-rise accommodation of Roman times. 9.00 Roman Vice 11.00 Hooked: Illegal Drugs 12.00 M’T Ancient Aliens 2.00 AM Ancient Aliens – Secret Science 3.00 Ancient Aliens 4.00 to 5.00 AM Where Did It Come From?
8.00 AM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire 8.35 Space Race 1.00 PM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire 1.35 Bomber Boys: The Fighting Lancaster 5.50 Britain’s Greatest Generation Britons who fought or lived through World War Two. 7.10 The united spirit of the war, which saw women adopt roles previously filled by men. 8.30 Stories of courage, including a man caught by the Japanese and put to work on the Burma Railway. 9.45 People who helped create a more culturally diverse post-war Britain. 11.00 The Wall 1.25 to 2.00 AM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire
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The 2020 Top Ten Show I Still See You (2019) UFO As 12.00m’t. NOON Godzilla: King of the Monsters As 8.00pm. PM PREMIERE Killers Anonymous As 10.15pm. The 2020 Top Ten Show The Curse of La Llorona Horror. (2018, 15, 93min) ★★ American Woman Drama. (2018, 15, 111min) ★★★★
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8.00 Godzilla: King of the Monsters Fantasy sequel starring Vera Farmiga and Millie Bobby Brown. The Monarch agency face off against an army of creatures, including Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah. (2019, 12, 132min) ★★★
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12.00 M’T UFO Sci-fi action thriller starring Gillian Anderson. (2018, 12, 88min) ★★★ 1.45 AM Extracurricular Thriller starring Keenan Tracey. (2018, 18, 86min) ★★★ 3.30 Hot Air Drama. (2018, 15, 99min) ★★★ 5.30 to 6.00 AM Final Score: Special +1hour 312 412
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308 308 849 408 508 7.00 AM Blockers As 4.15pm. 8.50 Evan Almighty As 11.45pm. 10.30 Shanghai Noon Comedy. (2000, 12, 109min) ★★★ 12.25 PM Shanghai Knights Action comedy. (2003, 12) ★★ 2.25 Sleepless in Seattle Romantic comedy. (1993, PG, 105min) ★★★★★ 4.15 Blockers Comedy. (2018, 15, 102min) ★★★★ 6.00 Life of the Party Comedy. (2018, 12, 105min) ★★
6.30 AM Beauty and the Beast 8.00 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Animation. (1977, U, 71min) ★★★ 9.20 Toy Story 4 As 7.00pm. 11.05 Mary Poppins Fantasy. (1964, U, 133min) ★★★★★ 1.25 PM Mary Poppins Returns 3.40 Enchanted As 11.00pm. 5.30 Beauty and the Beast Animation. (1991) ★★★★★ 7.00 Toy Story 4 Animated sequel. (2019, U, 100min) ★★★★★
6.20 AM Spy Cat Animation. (2018, U, 92min) ★★ 8.00 Wonder Park As 4.25pm. 9.30 The Kid Who Would Be King 11.35 Mr Bean’s Holiday As 8pm. 1.10 PM Beethoven Comedy. (1992, U, 87min) ★★★ 2.45 Patrick As 1.05am. 4.25 Wonder Park Animation. (2019, PG, 85min) ★★★ 5.55 The Kid Who Would Be King Fantasy with Patrick Stewart. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★★
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The Karate Kid Part II The Karate Kid: Part III PM The 2020 Top Ten Show Rampage As 9.00pm. The Karate Kid Adventure. (1984, 12, 127min) ★★★★ 5.00 The Karate Kid Part II Martial arts adventure sequel. (1986, PG, 113min) ★★ 7.00 The Karate Kid: Part III Martial arts sequel with Ralph Macchio. (1989, PG, 111min) ★
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8.45 Mary Poppins Returns Musical fantasy starring Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dick Van Dyke and Meryl Streep. The practically perfect nanny returns, using her magical skills to dazzle the Banks family once again. (2018, U, 130min) ★★★★
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8.00 Mr Bean’s Holiday Slapstick comedy starring Rowan Atkinson. When Mr Bean wins a holiday to the France, his mishaps have unexpected consequences. (2007, PG, 89min) ★★★
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11.00 Enchanted Romantic fantasy. (2007, PG, 107min) ★★★★★ 12.50 AM Dumbo Animation. (1941, U, 64min) ★★★★★ 2.05 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Teen comedy. (2004, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.45 Brother Bear Animation. (2003, U, 85min) ★★★ 5.20 to 6.40 AM Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure Animated sequel. (2001, U, 70min) ★★
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8.00 Crazy Rich Asians Blockbuster comedy starring Constance Wu. A professor heads to Singapore with her boyfriend, and is surprised to learn he is from an extremely wealthy family. (2018, 12, 120min) ★★★★
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10.05 Crash Pad Comedy with Domhnall Gleeson and Christina Applegate. (2017, 15, 91min) ★★★
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11.20 Isle of Dogs Animation with the voice of Bryan Cranston. (2018, PG, 101min) ★★★★ 1.05 AM Patrick Comedy starring Beattie Edmondson. (2018, PG, 94min) ★★★ 2.45 The Prince of Egypt Animated biblical epic with the voice of Val Kilmer. (1998, U, 99min) ★★★★ 4.35 to 6.00 AM Joseph: King of Dreams Animated musical. (2000, U, 75min) ★★
11.00 Money Train Action comedy starring Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes and Jennifer Lopez. (1995, 18, 110min) ★★ 1.00 AM Machete Action thriller starring Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba. (2010, 18, 104min) ★★★ 3.00 303 Squadron Drama starring Piotr Adamczyk. (2018, 15, 104min) ★★ 5.00 to 6.00 AM Sky Cinema Preview
11.45 Evan Almighty Fantasy comedy sequel to Bruce Almighty, starring Steve Carell. (2007, PG, 95min) ★★ 1.25 AM Here Comes the Boom Sports comedy starring Kevin James and Salma Hayek. (2012, 12, 103min) ★★★ 3.15 Sleepless in Seattle Romantic comedy, as 2.25pm. 5.05 to 7.05 AM Grease 2 Musical sequel with Michelle Pfeiffer. (1982, PG, 109min) ★
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6.20 AM First Man (2018) ★★★★ 8.50 Bumblebee As 7.00pm. 10.50 The Scorpion King Fantasy. (2002, 12, 91min) ★★★ 12.30 PM The Mummy Adventure. (1999, 15, 124min) ★★★ 2.45 The Mummy Returns Fantasy. (2001, 12, 129min) ★★★★ 5.00 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Adventure. (2008, 12, 112min) ★★★
6.30 AM Remember the Titans Drama. (2000, PG) ★★★ 8.30 Labyrinth (1986) ★★★★ 10.15 Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald As 8.00pm. 12.30 PM Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Fantasy. (2009, 12, 153min) ★★★★★ 3.15 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I Fantasy. (2010, 12, 146min) ★★★★
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Heaven with a Gun (1969) Frankenstein (1931) ★★★★★ Dracula Gothic horror. (1931, b/w, PG, 84min) ★★★ 1.00 PM Coroner Creek Western. (1948, PG, 89min) ★★ 3.00 The Cowboys Western. (1971, 12, 128min) ★★★ 5.30 Carson City Western. (1952, U, 87min) ★★★
6.00 AM Old Mother Riley, Headmistress (1950) ★★ 7.30 The Scarlet Web (1954) ★ 8.45 Life in Danger (1960) ★★ 10.00 Overseas Press Club – Exclusive! 10.30 Laurel & Hardy: Lucky Dog 10.50 The True Glory 12.35 PM Helter Skelter (1949) ★★ 2.15 The Lady with the Lamp 4.20 Kipps Comedy. (1941) ★★★
8.00 AM The 7 Adventures of Sinbad Fantasy adventure starring Patrick Muldoon. (2010, PG, 90min) ★★ 10.00 Star Trek: Voyager (S6) 3.00 PM Alien Cargo Sci-fi adventure starring Warwick Young. (1999, PG, 86min) ★ 4.50 Alien Convergence Thriller starring Stephen Brown and Ikaika. (2017, 15, 110min) ★★
7.00 Bumblebee Transformers prequel with Hailee Steinfeld. A teenager discovers and revives the battle-scarred Autobot Bumblebee in a junkyard. (2018, PG, 114min) ★★★★ 9.00 The Favourite Black comedy starring Olivia Colman, Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz. In 18th-century England, a new servant interrupts the dynamic between Queen Anne and Lady Sarah. With Nicholas Hoult. (2018, 15, 119min) ★★★★★
5.45 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II Fantasy starring Daniel Radcliffe. (2011, 12, 130min) ★★★★★ 8.00 Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Fantasy adventure starring Eddie Redmayne. Newt Scamander tries to scupper a sorcerer’s plans. (2018, 12, 134min) ★★★ 10.15 The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Thriller starring Rebecca DeMornay and Matt McCoy. (1992, 15, 110min) ★★★★
7.20 Fort Worth Western starring Randolph Scott as a cowboy who becomes a newspaper editor but has to return to his gun when outlaws arrive in town. (1951, U, 80min) ★★ 9.00 Payback Action thriller starring Mel Gibson as a professional crook who goes gunning for the partner who betrayed him. (1998, 18, 101min) ★★ 11.10 Outbreak Thriller with Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo. (1995, 15, 128min) ★★★
6.00 Get Some In! 6.30 Terminus 7.10 Simon and Laura Satirical comedy starring Peter Finch and Kay Kendall as husbandand-wife TV soap stars whose private life belies their screen image. (1955, U, 95min) ★★ 9.00 Sunday Night at the London Palladium Jimmy Tarbuck hosts. 10.00 Are You Being Served? Comedy starring John Inman, Mollie Sugden and Wendy Richard. (1977, PG, 95min) ★★
6.40 Independence Daysaster Sci-fi thriller starring Ryan Merriman. (2013, PG, 90min) ★ 8.30 Tales from the Darkside 9.00 Joy Ride Thriller starring Steve Zahn and Paul Walker. Two pranksters on a road trip incur the wrath of a psychopathic trucker, starting a terrifying chase across the United States. (2001, 15, 93min) ★★ 10.55 Quarantine 2: Terminal Horror thriller sequel starring Mercedes Masöhn. (2011, 15, 82min) ★★
11.05 Ready Player One Fantasy. (2018, 12, 140min) ★★★★ 1.35 AM The Sisters Brothers Western. (2018, 15) ★★★★ 3.45 I Am Legend Sci-fi horror. (2007, 15, 101min) ★★★★ 5.30 to 8.05 AM Armageddon Sci-fi thriller. (1998, 12) ★★
12.10 AM Psycho Horror. (1960, b/w, 15, 109min) ★★★★★ 2.05 Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Sci-fi adventure sequel. (1985, 15, 107min) ★★★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM Barefoot in the Park Neil Simon comedy. (1967, PG, 105min) ★★★★
1.50 AM The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid Western. (1971, 15, 90min) ★★ 3.30 Gunsmoke! (1953) ★★ 5.00 to 6.05 AM Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Jon Favreau.
12.00 M’T The Man Who Finally Died Mystery. (1962, PG, 100min) ★ 2.00 AM Lulu Belle Melodrama. (1948, b/w, PG, 86min) ★ 3.45 Force on Thunder Mountain Fantasy starring Christopher Cain. (1977, U, 93min) ★ 5.40 to 6.00 AM Farnborough
12.40 AM The Hexecutioners Horror starring Liv Collins and Sarah Power. (2015, 15, 95min) ★★ 2.35 to 4.30 AM Night of the Living Dead Horror remake. (1990, 18, 85min) ★★★
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6.30 AM Lone Survivor As 5.05pm. 8.45 Greta As 7.10pm. 10.35 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile Biopic starring Zac Efron. (2019, 15, 108min) ★★★★ 12.40 PM Enemy of the State 3.05 The Recruit Spy thriller. (2003, 12, 115min) ★★★ 5.05 Lone Survivor War drama. (2013, 15, 118min) ★★★★ 7.10 Greta Neil Jordan’s thriller. (2018, 15, 98min) ★★★★
6.00 AM Always Romantic fantasy starring Richard Dreyfuss. (1989, PG, 122min) ★★★ 8.05 Carousel As 3.50am. 10.20 Footloose As 6.05pm. 12.20 PM Sometimes Always Never As 8.00pm. 2.00 Pond Life As 12.00m’t. 3.50 Bohemian Rhapsody Biopic, as shown at 9.40pm. 6.05 Footloose Teen musical with Kevin Bacon and Lori Singer. (1984, 12, 107min) ★★★
6.00 AM 2001: A Space Odyssey 8.30 Rise of the Planet of the Apes As shown at 5.00pm. 10.30 Radioflash As 7.00pm. 12.30 PM The Curse of La Llorona 2.20 2001: A Space Odyssey Stanley Kubrick’s sci-fi epic. (1968, U, 136min) ★★★★★ 5.00 Rise of the Planet of the Apes Sci-fi thriller. (2011, 12, 104min) ★★★★ 7.00 Radioflash Apocalyptic thriller. (2019, 15, 103min) ★★
6.15 AM Thor As 8.00pm. 8.15 Thor: The Dark World 10.15 Avengers: Infinity War Superhero adventure sequel. (2018, 12, 149min) ★★★ 12.45 PM Ant-Man and the Wasp Adventure starring Paul Rudd. (2018, 12, 118min) ★★★★ 2.45 Captain Marvel Fantasy. (2019, 12, 123min) ★★★ 5.00 Avengers: Endgame Fantasy starring Robert Downey Jr. (2019, 12, 181min) ★★★★
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9.00 Enemy of the State Conspiracy thriller starring Will Smith and Gene Hackman. A lawyer goes on the run from rogue government agents after he unwittingly gains evidence of an assassination. (1998, 15, 127min) ★★★★
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11.15 Midnight Express Alan Parker’s prison drama starring Brad Davis and John Hurt. (1978, 18, 120min) ★★★ 1.25 AM Feedback Horror thriller starring Eddie Marsan. (2019, 18, 97min) ★★ 3.15 Truth or Dare Horror. (2018, 15, 100min) ★★ 5.05 to 6.50 AM Deep Family Secrets Thriller with Richard Crenna and Angie Dickinson. (1997, PG, 89min) ★★
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8.00 Sometimes Always Never Comedy starring Bill Nighy. A man who has spent decades searching for his missing son uses his love of words to try to reconnect with him. With Sam Riley. (2018, 12, 91min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
9.40 Bohemian Rhapsody Biopic starring Rami Malek. While Queen become one of the biggest rock bands in the world, Freddie Mercury struggles with his personal life. (2018, 12, 134min) ★★★★
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9.00 The Curse of La Llorona Horror starring Linda Cardellini. In 1970s LA, a a social worker and her children get drawn into a spirit’s deadly wrath. (2018, 15, 93min) ★★
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10.45 Book of Monsters Comedy starring Lyndsey Craine. An 18th birthday becomes a bloodbath for a woman when monsters descend upon her house. (2018, 18, 84min) ★★★
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8.00 Thor Marvel Comics’ fantasy adventure starring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman and Tom Hiddleston. Hottempered thunder god Thor gets banished to Earth and is bewildered by his new surroundings. (2011, 12, 114min) ★★★
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10.00 Thor: The Dark World Marvel Comics’ fantasy starring Chris Hemsworth. Thor strives to defeat a dark elf who is seeking to destroy the universe. (2013, 12, 112min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
12.00 M’T Pond Life Drama starring Esme Creed-Miles. (2018, 15, 100min) ★★★ 1.50 AM Crazy Heart Music drama starring Jeff Bridges. (2009, 15, 112min) ★★★★ 3.50 to 6.10 AM Carousel Musical starring Gordon MacRae. (1956, U, 123min) ★★★★
12.15 AM The Nun Horror. (2018, 15, 96min) ★★★ 2.00 The Farm Horror thriller. (2018, 15, 80min) ★ 3.30 The Devil’s Doorway Horror. (2018, 15, 76min) ★★★ 5.00 to 6.00 AM Sky Cinema Preview
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6.00 AM Jamaica Inn (1939) ★★★★ 8.05 Barbary Coast Melodrama. (1935, b/w, PG, 110min) ★★ 9.55 The Wrong Box Comedy. (1966, U, 101min) ★★★ 12.10 PM Affair in Trinidad Thriller. (1952, b/w, PG, 98min) ★★ 2.15 My Foolish Heart Drama. (1949, b/w, U, 98min) ★★★ 4.20 For Love or Money Comedy. (1963, PG, 108min) ★★
9.10 AM Stand Your Ground Drama. (2013, PG, 107min) ★★ 11.15 The Perfect Assistant Drama. (2008, PG, 91min) ★★ 1.20 PM Ricki and the Flash Comedy drama starring Meryl Streep. (2015, 12, 99min) ★★★ 3.25 The Waterboy Sports comedy. (1998, 12, 90min) ★★ 5.15 The Pink Panther Comedy caper. (2005, PG, 93min) ★★
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The Elite Thriller. (2000, 15) ★ We’ll Meet Again (1943) ★★ Pacific Inferno Adventure. (1979, 15, 86min) ★★ 12.50 PM Appointment In Berlin Drama. (1943, U, 77min) ★★ 2.30 The Gift Horse Adventure. (1952, b/w, PG, 100min) ★★★ 4.35 Legion of the Damned War drama. (1969, 12, 95min) ★★
7.00 AM An Hour Behind (2017) ★★ 9.00 Love at First Glance (2017) ★★ 11.00 A Very Country Wedding Drama. (2019, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.00 PM Season for Love Romantic drama. (2018, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00 PREMIERE Chronicle Mysteries: Recovered Crime drama. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★ 5.00 Winter Castle Romantic drama. (2019, U, 83min) ★★
6.35 Fire Down Below Action drama starring Rita Hayworth, Robert Mitchum and Jack Lemmon. (1957, PG, 116min) ★★★ 9.00 I’ll Never Forget What’s ’is Name Comedy starring Orson Welles and Oliver Reed. An advertising executive decides to abandon his expensive lifestyle for a more frugal existence. (1967, 15, 99min) ★★★ 11.10 My Stepmother Is an Alien Comedy starring Kim Basinger. (1988, 15, 107min) ★★★
7.10 The Pink Panther 2 Comedy sequel starring Steve Martin. Bungling cop Jacques Clouseau causes chaos when he leads the hunt for a master criminal. (2009, PG, 91min) ★★ 9.00 Homefront Action thriller starring Jason Statham and James Franco. A former federal agent falls foul of a local meth-dealer after moving to a quiet Louisiana town with his daughter. With Winona Ryder. (2013, 15, 98min) ★★★
6.30 The Devil at 4 O’Clock Adventure starring Spencer Tracy, Frank Sinatra and Kerwin Mathews. A priest persuades three criminals to help save the inhabitants of a volcanic Pacific island. (1961, PG, 126min) ★★ 9.00 TimeCop Sci-fi thriller starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. A 21st-century TimeCop discovers that an unscrupulous US senator is manipulating the past to his own advantage. With Mia Sara. (1994, 18, 94min) ★★★
7.00 Love, Fall & Order Romantic drama starring Erin Cahill. When a woman goes home to save her father’s annual Fall Fest on her family’s pumpkin farm, sparks fly with an old rival. (2019, U, 84min) ★★ 9.00 Timeless Love Romantic drama starring Rachel Skarsten. A woman with a great life wakes from a coma to find it really was a dream – but then meets her imagined husband for real. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★
1.15 AM A Coffin for the Sheriff Western. (1965, 15, 95min) ★★ 3.00 Mayflower: The Pilgrims’ Adventure Drama. (1979) ★ 4.35 to 6.00 AM The Warrior and the Slave Girl (1958) ★★
11.05 Money Monster Crime thriller. (2016, 15, 99min) ★★★ 1.10 AM How I Spent My Summer Vacation Thriller. (2012) ★★★★ 3.15 to 6.00 AM Queen of the Desert Biopic. (2015, PG) ★★
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11.00 A Ring by Spring Romantic comedy. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 1.00 AM Back to Love Romantic drama. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 to 5.00 AM A Man for Every Month Comedy. (2017) ★★
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6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Ernie Els. 6.30 European Tour Golf 7.30 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 8.00 LIVE European Tour Golf The fourth and final day of the Oman Open at Al Mouj Golf in Muscat. 12.30 PM Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 1.00 Ryder Cup Memories 2.30 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Jordan Spieth. 3.00 European Tour Golf 4.00 Ryder Cup Memories 4.30 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 5.00 European Tour Golf 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf The fourth and final day of the Honda Classic from the PGA National Golf Club in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00 M’T Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 12.30 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Jack Nicklaus. 1.00 European Tour Golf 2.00 Ryder Cup Memories 3.30 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Jordan Spieth. 4.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 5.30 to 6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer
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United. All the action from the Premier League encounter at Goodison Park. Kick-off 2.00pm. Premier League Highlights Gary Neville’s Soccerbox The Tyler Archives Gary Neville’s Soccerbox Goals on Sunday A review of Saturday’s football action. Premier League Highlights Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers. Premier League Highlights Everton v Manchester United. Best PL Goals: Newcastle v Liverpool Memorable strikes. Premier League Highlights AM Best PL Goals: Liverpool v Man Utd Memorable goals. Premier League Highlights Best PL Goals: North London Derby Memorable strikes. to 6.00 AM Premier League 100 Club
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6.00 AM Irish Rally Review 6.30 College Basketball Back-to-back NCAA action. 5.00 PM LIVE NHL New York Rangers v Philadelphia Flyers. Coverage of the Eastern Conference clash from Madison Square Garden. Face-off 5.00pm. 7.30 The Deal Documentary. 8.00 X Games Anthology 2020 9.00 LIVE College Basketball SMU Mustangs v Wichita State Shockers. Coverage of the NCAA clash from SMU Moody Coliseum. Tip-off 9.00pm. 11.00 BT Sport Reload 11.30 Irish Rally Review Highlights of the Carrick On Suir Forest Rally. 12.00 M’T LIVE XFL Tampa Bay Vipers v DC Defenders. Coverage from Raymond James Stadium. Kick-off 12.00m’t. 3.00 AM Arthur & Johnnie 3.15 X Games Anthology 2020 4.15 to 6.00 AM College Basketball
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Rylan Clark hosts a revamped version of the culinary contest, and the first chef partners are Anna Haugh and Mike Reid
Katherine Kelly joins the cast, as series two uses flashbacks to chart the events leading up to rapist Andrew’s murder
Maxine Peake and Phil Davis guest star, as seven characters tell their stories to camera – and a link slowly forms
As series 10 begins, Danny and Baez look into a year-old murder case, while Frank looks to help his ex-partner
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124 FOX 122 SKY ARTS
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125 DISCOVERY
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310 WOMEN IN FILM 5.45 Berlin, I Love You 6.15 Upgrade 311 SCI-FI
8.00 Mary Queen of Scots
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7.00 EFL – Live: Middlesbrough v Nottingham Forest: From the Riverside Stadium (Kick-off 7.45)
10.00 The Debate
8.00 Gary Neville’s Soccerbox 9.00 Premier League Review 402 PREMIER LEAGUE 7.00 Premier League Review 7.00 EFL – Live: Middlesbrough v Nottingham Forest: From the Riverside Stadium (Kick-off 7.45) 403 FOOTBALL
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8.00 Deadpool 2
10.05 X-Men: First Class 9.00 Die Hard 4.0
7.40 Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear
9.00 Exit Wounds
5.30 Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket
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7.15 Emirates FA Cup – Live: Portsmouth v Arsenal: From Fratton Park (Kick-off 7.45) 7.00 V8 Supercars Highlights
10.00 The Debate 10.25 Test Cricket – Live 10.00 Score Best Bits 10.30 Goals Reload
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6.00 AM Good Morning Britain Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne invite Piers Morgan into their LA home. (S) 9.00 Lorraine (S) 10.00 This Morning (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women (S) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 Local News (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder New edition Criminal barrister Robert Rinder takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable Five friends with a shared love of music and dance take part in the quiz show. (S)(R) 4.00 Tipping Point New edition Game show hosted by Ben Shephard. (S) 5.00 The Chase New edition Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S) 6.00 Local News (S) 6.30 ITV News (S)
6.30 AM Cheers 9&10/22. (S1) (S)(R) 7.25 The King of Queens (S)(R)(AD) 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 14&15/22. (S1) (S)(R)(AD) 9.10 Frasier 16&17/24. (S3) (S)(R)(AD) 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada (S)(R) 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA From California. (S)(R) 12.00 NOON News (S) 12.05 PM Find It, Fix It, Flog It (S)(R) 1.05 Posh Pawn (S)(R) 2.10 Countdown New edition (S) 3.00 A Place in the Sun (S)(R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where Are They Now? New edition Catching up with the owners of a unique B&B in rural France. (S) 5.00 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Warren is on the warpath after Liam’s latest stunt. (S)(AD)
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7.30 Inside Out New edition Documentary series focusing on regional stories of interest. (S)
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8.30 Spying on the Scammers – Panorama New edition A report on criminal call centres in India. (S)
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7.30 Mastermind New edition Specialist subjects include John Lennon and British breweries. (S)
8.00 Only Connect New edition The Orwellians take on the Turophiles in the concluding quarter-ďŹ nal. (S)
8.30 University Challenge New edition The sixth of the quarter-ďŹ nal matches. (S)
9.00 Murder 24/7 New edition 4/5. Detectives and specialists investigate a double stabbing in Colchester’s homeless community that leaves Carl Hopkins dead and the other victim seriously injured. (S)(AD) ■Concludes tomorrow
10.00 BBC News (S) 10.00 Inside No. 9 New episode 5/6. Seven 10.25 Local News (S) disparate characters share 10.35 This Country their stories. (S5) (S)(AD) New episode 3/6. A Mucklowe 10.30 Newsnight (S) family member returns to the village, and the vicar helps Len get back on his feet. (S3) (S) 11.05 Young, Welsh and Pretty Minted New edition 2/6. Gonth makes a new friend who shares his passion for fast cars. (S)(AD) 11.35 Live at the Apollo With Jon Richardson, Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton. (S)(R) 12.20 AM A Question of Sport With Ellen White, Perri Shakes-Drayton, Leon Osman and Mick Fitzgerald. (S)(R) 12.50 Weather for the Week Ahead Seven-day forecast. (S) 12.55 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S)
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11.10 Weather (S) 11.15 Hospital 3/8. An 81-year-old has been left with a hole in his heart after suffering a heart attack and faces a complex procedure that carries a high-mortality rate. (S)(R) 12.15 AM Sign Zone: The Farmers’ Country Showdown (S)(R) 1.00 Sign Zone: Countryfile (S)(R) 2.00 Sign Zone: Secrets of the Museum Queen Victoria’s writing case goes on show. (S)(R)(AD) 3.00 to 6.30 AM Previews (S)
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Billy is offered a new job by someone unexpected. (S)(AD)
7.30 Coronation Street Alya confronts Geoff, demanding to know why Yasmeen was crying in the garden. (S)(AD)
8.00 NEW TO ITV St Davids – Britain’s Smallest City The busy summer season. Previously on ITV Wales. (S)(AD)
8.30 Coronation Street Adam and Sarah prepare to tie the knot. (S)(AD)
8.00 Starbucks & Nespresso: The Truth About Your Coffee – Dispatches New edition Child labour. (S) 8.30 Food Unwrapped New edition Perfectly shelled walnuts. (S)(AD)
9.00 NEW SERIES Liar 1/6. Return of the thriller. Andrew’s body is found on the Kent marshes, but Laura once again ďŹ nds herself drawn into his destructive path. See feature, page 4. (S2) (S)(AD) â– Repeated on Thursday
10.00 ITV News (S) 10.35 Local News (S) 10.45 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King 1/3. An insight into the life of the heavyweight boxer as he prepares for his rematch with Deontay Wilder. (S)(R)(AD)
9.00 Prison Series ďŹ nale 3/3. The difďŹ culties of being a mother in prison, with staff at HMP Foston Hall believing that keeping family contact is vital to reduce reoffending. (S)(AD) â– Repeated tomorrow
10.00 Baghdad Central New episode 5/6. Zubeida Rashid offers to help Khafaji, while a murder wrecks Parodi’s investigation and brings him into conict with Temple and Evans. (S1) (S)(AD) ■Repeated on Thursday
11.45 All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite Action from the latest edition of the weekly AEW event. (S) 12.35 AM Ideal World 3.00 James Martin’s French Adventure The chef visits the port of Marseille. (S)(SL)(R) 3.50 Nightscreen 5.05 to 6.00 AM Judge Rinder Criminal barrister Robert Rinder takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(SL)(R)
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8.00 Traffic Cops New edition An insight into the day-to-day working life of police officers patrolling the nation’s roads, using modern technology and old-fashioned methods to bring criminals to justice. (S)
9.00 Warship: Life at Sea New edition 4/5. As Iranian forces take control of the British-flagged oil tanker Stena Impero and hold the crew against their will, HMS Duncan is ordered to the Persian Gulf. (S)
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7.30-8.00pm The Chronicles of Erne 10.35 There’s No Place Like Tyrone 11.05 BBC Arts NI Presents – Borders 11.35 This Country 12.05am Young, Welsh and Pretty Minted 12.35 Live at the Apollo 1.20 A Question of Sport 1.55-6.00am BBC News
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7.30-8.00pm X-Ray 8.30 Flooded Out of My Home 9.00-10.00 Hidden 10.35 The Split 11.35 Spying on the Scammers – Panorama 12.05am This Country 12.35 Live at the Apollo 1.20-6.00am BBC News
7.00 The Simpsons New Kids on the Blecch: Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph join a boy band. (S)(R) 7.30 Hungry Hungry Homer: Springfield’s baseball team plan to move, so Homer goes on hunger strike. (S)(R)
8.00 Flintoff: Lord of the Fries 2/6. Andrew Flintoff and Rob Penn visit Northern Ireland in their mobile fish-and-chip shop, along the way sampling the best that the great outdoors has to offer. (S)(R)(AD)
9.00 FILM Men in Black II Sci-fi action comedy sequel starring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. When an evil alien threatens Earth, top MIB agent Jay needs the help of his amnesiac former partner Kay to save the planet. With Rosario Dawson. (2002, PG, 88min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●
Charting the history of the turbine-powered, big-gun dreadnoughts, which revolutionised the rules of naval engagement. (S)(R) 11.05 FILM Run All Night Action thriller starring Liam Neeson, Ed Harris and Common. (S) (2015, 15, 130min) ★★★ 1.15 AM 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.15 Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out (S)(R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (S)(SL)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (S)(SL)(R) 5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R)
11.00 Avenue 5 6/8. (S1) (R) 11.35 Strike Back: Vendetta 1/10. Return of the action adventure series. (S8) (S)(R) 12.35 AM A League of Their Own With Noel Fielding. (S)(R)(AD) 1.30 Road Wars (S)(R) 2.00 The Real A&E (S)(R)(AD) 3.00 Jett 8/9. (S1) (S)(R) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(AD) 5.00 to 6.00 AM Futurama (S)(R)
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8.00 New Zealand: Earth’s Mythical Islands 3/3. The nation’s pre-human past.
9.00 NEW SERIES Age of the Image 1/4. James Fox explores how the power of images has transformed the modern world.
10.00 NEW The Accused: Damned or Devoted? – Storyville Documentary following the stories and fates of four people accused of blasphemy in Pakistan.
11.15 Art of France 12.15 AM Leonora Carrington: The Lost Surrealist Profile of the surrealist artist.
1.15 Rude Britannia 2/3. How Britain’s bawdy subculture survived the restrained Victorian period.
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6.55 Escape to the Chateau: DIY Belinda and Lee welcome their first guests.
7.55 Grand Designs: The Street A husband building a hi-tech home for his wife.
9.00 Car S.O.S. New edition 4/10. Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore a 1972 Toyota Celica, one of the first Japanese sports coupés to find success on the global market, but spares are almost impossible to find.
10.00 Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car Behind the scenes at the car company’s factory.
11.00 24 Hours in A&E A young man has a severe reaction to a recreational drug.
12.00 M’T 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.05 AM Car S.O.S. 2.05 24 Hours in A&E 3.10 to 3.40 AM Best of Food Unwrapped
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9.30 NEW TO ITV2 American Dad! One-Woman Swole: 1/31. Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Previously shown on FOX. (S15)
10.00 The Stand Up Sketch Show New edition With Sarah Keyworth, Maisie Adam and Russell Kane. 10.30 Family Guy Double bill.
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8.00 NEW SERIES First Dates Abroad The restaurant-based dating show returns to Australia.
9.00 Celebs Go Dating New edition 6/20. Old romantic Amy Hart hopes she will fall for Lachlan on their third date at a crazy golf course.
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Paramedics Blue Bloods 5/22. (S7) Criminal Minds 1/22. (S12) CSI 12/24. (S6) NOON Elementary 7/21. (S6) PM Blue Bloods 6/22. (S7) Law & Order 7/24. (S12) The Real A&E Stop, Search, Seize Nothing to Declare Four editions, including at: 6.30 A backpacker attracts the attention of sniffer dogs.
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Without a Trace (S2&3) The West Wing (S2) NOON Blue Bloods 5/22. Danny tries to juggle work and his love life. (S2) 1.00 PM CSI 24/25. (S5) 2.00 The West Wing (S2) 4.00 Without a Trace 3/23. An X-ray technician goes missing. 5.00 4/23. A nanny goes missing with a baby in her care. Guest stars Chad Lowe. 6.00 5/23. The winner of a reality show vanishes. (S3)
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7.00 Nothing to Declare Two lovers are separated by immigration officers. 7.30 An aggressive passenger turns nasty.
7.00 CSI Grave Danger – Part Two: 25/25. With the kidnapper dead, Grissom has no clue as to Stokes’ whereabouts (S5)
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8.00 Ghost Whisperer A Vicious Cycle: 7/22. A spirit seeks Melinda’s assistance in finding her daughter. (S2)
8.00 Blue Bloods Black and Blue: 6/22. Jamie and Renzulli are prevented from entering a church by its security team. (S2)
7.00 Porridge The inmates are given time to pursue their hobbies. 7.40 Dad’s Army Mainwaring organises a festive treat for local senior citizens. 8.20 The platoon welcome the first American troops to Walmington-on-Sea.
9.00 Criminal Minds New episode Saturday: 4/10. The members of the BAU enjoy a Saturday off in vastly different ways. (S15)
9.00 The Outsider New episode Tigers and Bears: 9/10. Ralph and Yunis interview witnesses from the cave festival. (S1)
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10.05 The End New episode 4/10. Oberon hits an unexpected obstacle. (S1) 10.40 True Blood Plaisir d’Amour: 9/12. (S1)
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7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Incredible Theft: An aircraft manufacturer hosts a party to trap a woman suspected of being a spy. 8.00 Endeavour Trove: A baffling suicide, an anguished father searching for his missing daughter and the robbery of medieval artefacts throw the detective in at the deep end as he resumes his role with Oxford City Police.
9.00 Dad’s Army The king’s train passes through Walmington-on-Sea. 9.40 Live at the Apollo Nina Conti introduces stand-up routines by Rob Beckett and Jimeoin. 10.40 Peep Show Mark and Jeremy become victims of crime.
10.00 Scott & Bailey 5/6. Rachel finds out about an affair Nick once had with a juror in the middle of a trial. (S1)
Goldfinger
6.45 FILM Goldfinger James Bond adventure starring Sean Connery. British secret service agent 007 tries to prevent a master criminal stealing America’s gold reserves from Fort Knox. (1964, PG, 111min) ★★★★★
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9.00 NEW SERIES Giant Lobster Hunters Six captains go in search of lobsters in the Southern Ocean. 10.00 FILM Cop Land Crime thriller starring Sylvester Stallone and Harvey Keitel. (1997, 15, 105min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
11.50 True Blood 10/12. Sam shares his secret with Sookie. (S1) 1.00 AM The L Word: Generation Q 4/8. Dani is forced to get involved in Bette’s life. (S1) 2.10 Oz 11/16. (S4) 3.25 Californication 12/12. (S1) 4.00 to 6.00 AM The West Wing
11.10 Peep Show Jeremy and Super Hans’s band perform a gig. 11.40 Upstart Crow 12.20 AM Black Books 2.00 Peep Show 2.25 Live at the Apollo 3.15 to 4.00 AM Harry Hill’s TV Burp
11.00 Inspector Morse The Daughters of Cain: The murder of a retired university fellow leads to a complex investigation for Morse and Lewis involving suicide, drugs and the dismissal of a loyal college scout. 1.20 to 3.10 AM Inspector Morse
12.05 AM Car Crash Global: Caught on Camera Dash-cam video footage of accidents in Russia and Colombia. 1.05 The Contender Michael Moore almost gets into a brawl outside the ring. 2.20 to 2.50 AM Auto Mundial
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7.00 Warehouse 13 Breakdown: 11/13. Pete and Myka become trapped in the warehouse. (S1)
7.00 My Dream Home Drew and Jonathan Scott help Ben and Kristen, who are desperate to find a house to start their married life.
7.00 Modern Family (S3) 7.30 The Mindy Project New episode 9/26. Mindy tries to get Leo into the best pre-school. (S4)
7.00 NCIS We Build, We Fight: 13/24. The first openly gay navy lieutenant set to receive the Medal of Honour is murdered.
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8.00 Motive Oblivion: 3/13. The team investigate the disappearance and presumed murder of a woman. (S3)
8.00 Merlin The Labyrinth of Gedref: 11/13. A curse descends on Camelot after Arthur kills a unicorn. With Frank Finlay. (S1)
8.00 The Wedding Fixer Wedding planner Sarah Haywood helps couples plan their big day, starting with Daniel and Adam.
8.00 The Mindy Project New episodes 10/26. Mindy joins a support group. 8.30 11/26. Danny and Mindy’s parents meet. (S4)
8.00 NCIS Cadence: 14/24. DiNozzo investigates a murder at the military academy he once attended. (S12)
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9.00 Murdoch Mysteries New episode The Final Curtain: 8/18. An actor is shot on stage during a play. (S13)
9.00 Westworld Les Ecorches: 7/10. Maeve is faced with a scene from her past, and Bernard meets an unexpected old friend. Elsewhere, the Cradle comes under threat. 10.10 Kiksuya: 8/10. Maeve’s life hangs in the balance. (S2)
9.00 One Born Every Minute A woman told she would never have children looks forward to the arrival of baby number three.
9.00 Miracle Workers New episode 6/7. (S1) 9.30 A.P. Bio New episode 6/13. Jack is attracted to a student’s mother. (S1)
9.00 The Walking Dead New episode Stalker: 10/16. The group must defend Alexandria from an outside force. (S10)
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10.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Dead Beat – Part Two: 4/8. Violetta’s musical talents put her in danger. (S1)
Merlin As shown at 8pm. Teleshopping Stargate Atlantis (S5) PM Star Trek: Voyager (S4) Star Trek: The Next Generation 7&8/26. (S4) 5.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Sword of Kahless: 9/26. Worf and Dax join forces with a revered warrior to recover a legendary Klingon artefact. 6.00 Our Man Bashir: 10/26. Bashir confronts a holodeck malfunction. (S4)
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My Dream Home Tipping Point The Bill Supernanny US NOON Tipping Point PM MasterChef USA 25/25. The conclusion of the final sees the contestants serve up a three-course meal for the judges, knowing that only one of them will walk away with the $250,000 prize. 3.00 My Dream Home Double bill. 5.00 Tipping Point Double bill.
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11.45 My Favourite Shapes by Julio Torres Stand-up special in which the comedian examines his favourite shapes. 12.55 AM Entourage 10/20. Vince falls for a girl who is not interested in him. (S3) 1.30 Silicon Valley 1&2/10. (S3) 2.40 Girls 6&7/10. (S5) 3.50 to 5.00 AM 30 Rock
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6.00 AM Royal Opera: Verdi – Il Trovatore 8.30 Watercolour Challenge 9.00 The South Bank Show 9.30 Auction 10.00 Tales of the Unexpected 11.00 Discovering 1.00 PM South Bank Show 1.30 Watercolour Challenge 2.00 Neil Sedaka: The Show Goes On 4.00 Tales of the Unexpected 5.00 Discovering 7.00 Andrea Bocelli: Love in Portofino 8.45 Close to You: Remembering the Carpenters 10.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2020 11.00 Mystery of the Lost Paintings 12.00 M’T Comedy Legends 1.00 AM The Nineties 2.00 The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life 2.45 Off Camera with Sam Jones 4.00 to 6.00 AM Discovering
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8.00 AM 3rd Rock from the Sun 10/26. (S2) 8.20 House 2&3/16. (S4) 10.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.00 Can’t Pay Special: Secrets & Lies 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take… 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 House 12&13/16. (S4) 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 8.00 Filthy House SOS 9.00 Maternity Ward 10.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.00 FILM Scary Movie 4 Horror. (2006, 15) ★ 12.35 AM Caught on Camera: Funniest Moments 1.40 Riverdale (S2) 3.25 Two and a Half Men 3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
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137 143 203 47 110 127 Find It, Fix It, Flog It Come Dine with Me NOON Couples Come Dine with Me PM Undercover Boss Canada Documentary. Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Everybody Loves Raymond 4&5/22. (S1) Frasier 8&9/24. (S3) A Place in the Sun A New Life in the Sun: Where Are They Now? Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA The Great Pottery Throw Down 24 Hours in A&E Gogglebox Prison AM Hunted Location, Location… My Family and the Galapagos A New Life in the Sun: Where Are They Now? to 4.45 AM Four in a Bed
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The Bill Classic Holby City Classic Casualty NOON The Bill PM Classic EastEnders London’s Burning Monarch of the Glen Bergerac Bread Hi-de-Hi! As Time Goes By Last of the Summer Wine A worldly wise acquaintance of Alvin catches Howard’s eye. Dalziel & Pascoe Sins of the Fathers: The duo hunt for a child killer. New Tricks Ducking and Diving: The team reopen a murder case from 17 years previously. Waking the Dead AM The Bill to 4.00 AM London’s Burning
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5.00 PM FILM Kate & Leopold Romantic comedy. (2001, 12, 118min) ★★★ 7.10 FILM American Outlaws Western. (2001, 12, 94min) ★ 9.00 Into the Badlands Enter the Phoenix: 1/16. Sunny returns to the Badlands, seeking a cure for his son Henry. 9.55 Moon Rises, Raven Seeks: 2/16. Sunny and Bajie seek help. (S3) 10.50 The Terror Terror Camp Clear: 8/10. Deaths under mysterious circumstances lead to paranoia. (S1) 11.50 FILM The World’s Fastest Indian Adventure. (2005, 12, 127min) ★★★★ 2.15 AM Into the Badlands 4.00 to 5.00 AM The Terror
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9.00 AM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives A woman dies after appearing to suffer side-effects from prescribed drugs. 7.30 Officers struggle to catch a killer when evidence is lost. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery The case of Rhonda Casto. 9.00 Cold Blood 10.00 Cold Justice Kelly and Abbey investigate the 2012 disappearance of a young father. 11.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 12.00 M’T Wives with Knives 1.00 AM Cold Blood 2.00 Cold Justice 3.00 I Survived 3.45 Celebrity Damage Control Ray Lewis. 4.30 Unsolved Mysteries 5.10 to 6.00 AM Bondi Rescue +1hour 246 201 67 136
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Teleshopping Impractical Jokers Friends The Office (US) NOON Bob’s Burgers PM Wipeout USA Most Ridiculous Impractical Jokers Bob’s Burgers (S8) The Middle (S6) Will & Grace (S8) The Office (US) (S8) My Name Is Earl (S4) Friends (S2) South Park (S21) Ricky Gervais Show The Cleveland Show M’T Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes Stand-up show. 1.00 AM Russell’s Good News 3.00 Kevin Hart Live 3.45 Hood Adjacent (S1) 4.05 Bob’s Burgers (S1) 4.30 Impractical Jokers 4.50 Will & Grace 5.35 to 6.00 AM Friends +1hour 227
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7.00 AM Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.00 Total Bellas 11.00 Botched 12.00 NOON Kourtney & Kim Take Miami 1.00 PM Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Very Cavallari 4.00 Botched 6.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 7.00 Very Cavallari 8.00 Botched 9.00 Meet the Frasers New edition Matt sets Maria up with an old friend. 9.30 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.30 The Soup 11.00 Very Cavallari 12.00 M’T Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.00 AM Botched 2.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 4.00 to 5.00 AM I Am Cait
6.00 AM Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.30 30 Minute Meals 7.00 Giada at Home 9.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Barefoot Contessa 12.00 NOON Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 1.00 PM Nigel and Adam’s Farm Kitchen 2.00 James Martin: Yorkshire’s Finest 3.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 3.30 30 Minute Meals 4.00 The Pioneer Woman 6.00 James Martin: Delicious 7.00 Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 8.00 Bikers’ Food Tour… 9.00 An Italian Returns to Mexico Double bill. 10.00 Martin: Home Comforts 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00 M’T Diners, Drive-Ins… 2.00 to 3.00 AM Mystery Diners +1hour 240 149
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9.00 AM The A-Team 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 12.00 NOON Trucking Hell 1.00 PM Police Interceptors 3.00 Traffic Cops 4.00 Police Interceptors 5.00 The A-Team 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 Trucking Hell 9.00 Yellowstone New episode The Remembering: 7/10. A new partnership threatens John, while Jamie ramps up his political campaign. (S1) 10.00 FILM A Dangerous Man Action thriller. (2009, 18, 94min) ★★★ 12.00 M’T Spartacus: Vengeance 1.15 AM Airwolf 3.15 The X-Files 4.45 Knight Rider 5.35 to 6.00 AM Criminals: Caught on Camera +1hour 250 94
American Pickers Deadliest Catch Gold Divers: Under the Ice 9.00 Outback Truckers 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Chasing Classic Cars 12.00 NOON American Pickers 1.00 PM Railroad Alaska 2.00 Deadliest Catch 3.00 Gold Divers 4.00 Salvage Hunters 5.00 Outback Truckers 6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Salvage Hunters 9.00 Outback Opal Hunters New edition 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00 M’T Wheeler Dealers 1.00 AM Outback Truckers 2.00 American Chopper 3.00 Fantomworks 4.00 to 6.00 AM Highlights +1hour 244 213 76 168
AM Say Yes to the Dress Bondi Vet Animal Cops Phoenix Money for Nothing Forensic Detectives NOON Disappeared PM Faking It: Tears of a Crime 3.00 Say Yes… UK 6.00 Money for Nothing 7.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00 My 600lb Life: Where Are They Now? 9.00 Sister Wives Two of the daughters graduate from high school. 10.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives 1.00 AM Crime Stories 2.00 Murder Comes to Town 3.00 FBI Files 3.50 Animal Cops Phoenix 4.40 Bondi Vet 5.30 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress +1hour 249 78 170
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6.00 AM Fantasy Homes by the Sea As 2.00pm. 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 11.00 Antiques Road Trip 1.00 PM Celebrity Fantasy Homes Victoria Hervey. 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea In Pembrokeshire. 3.00 French Collection 4.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 6.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.00 Antiques Road Trip 9.00 Saving Lives at Sea 10.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Keith gets lost in Derbyshire looking for a wanted man. 11.00 Helicopter ER 12.00 M’T Ghost Adventures 1.00 AM Most Haunted 2.00 Teleshopping 4.00 to 6.00 AM Antiques Road Trip
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Highway Cops Canada’s Front Line Motorbike Cops Road Wars Brit Cops NOON Nabbed PM A Lie to Die For Murders That Shocked the Nation 3.00 Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars 5.00 Brit Cops 6.00 Send in the Dogs UK 7.00 Snapped 8.00 A Lie to Die For 9.00 Killer Lovers New edition 10.00 Snapped New edition 11.00 World’s Most Evil 12.00 M’T Murders That Shocked the Nation 1.00 AM World’s Most Evil 2.00 Snapped 3.00 Murder Uncovered 4.00 Brit Cops 5.00 to 6.00 AM Nabbed +1hour 221 207
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Bait Car: New Orleans Bait Car: LA Speeders Bait Car: New Orleans NOON Bait Car: LA PM Speeders Speeders Deputy Rubel pulls over a repeat offender. 7.30 A gaggle of party girls are pulled over in Maryland. 8.00 Officer Slaughter pulls over a cowboy. 8.30 A driver on their way to a prom is caught speeding. Bait Car: New Orleans Double bill of the documentary series about car criminals. Bait Car: LA Speeders M’T Bait Car AM Speeders Bait Car: LA Speeders to 6.00 AM Bait Car
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9.00 AM Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.25 Murder Most Medieval: Garage Sale Mystery 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.05 PM Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun 1.05 The Dog Rescuers 2.05 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Double bill. 4.00 The Yorkshire Vet 5.00 The Dog Rescuers 6.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Double bill. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet 9.00 Our Yorkshire Farm Preparations for winter. 10.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary. 11.00 The Dog Rescuers 12.00 M’T Paddington Station 24/7 1.00 AM Weather Gone Viral 1.55 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 2.55 The Dog Rescuers 3.55 to 4.00 AM Access
6.00 AM American Restoration 7.00 Ancient Aliens 8.00 Hangar 1: UFO Files 9.00 Storage Wars: Texas 10.00 Hardcore Pawn 11.00 Pawn Stars 12.00 NOON Storage Wars 1.00 PM Storage Wars: Texas Double bill. 3.00 Air Crash: Disasters Uncovered 4.00 Hangar 1: UFO Files 5.00 Ancient Aliens 6.00 Pawn Stars 7.00 Storage Wars 8.00 Auction Hunters 9.00 Forged in Fire 10.00 Forged with Steele 11.00 Storage Wars 12.00 M’T Pawn Stars 1.00 AM Storage Wars: Texas Double bill. 2.00 American Restoration 3.00 Swamp People 4.00 Ernie the Wildman 5.00 to 6.00 AM Storage Wars: Texas
6.00 AM Say Yes… Randy Knows Best 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids 8.00 Say Yes… UK 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress 10.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 11.00 Say Yes: Wedding SOS 12.00 NOON Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta 2.00 PM Dr Pimple Popper 3.00 Sister Wives 4.00 Say Yes: Wedding SOS 5.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress 7.00 I Am Jazz 8.00 Say Yes… America 9.00 Gypsy Brides US 10.00 Say Yes to the Dress 11.00 Dr Pimple Popper 12.00 M’T Say Yes To The Dress: America 1.00 AM Gypsy Brides US 2.00 Say Yes to the Dress 3.00 Dr Pimple Popper 4.00 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta +1hour 233 172
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Documentaries Discovery
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6.00 AM Combat Dealers 7.00 Robson Green: Extreme Fisherman In Mongolia. 8.00 Bitchin’ Rides 9.00 Code of the Wild 10.00 UFOs: The Lost Evidence 11.00 Fast N’ Loud 12.00 NOON Gold Rush: White Water 1.00 PM Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.00 Combat Dealers 3.00 WW2: Complete History 4.00 Building Off the Grid 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Fast N’ Loud
6.00 AM The Zoo: San Diego 7.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb 8.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees 10.00 Animal Cops Houston 12.00 NOON Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters The king salmon. 1.00 PM My Cat from Hell 2.00 Alaskan Bush People: Book of Ami 3.00 Amanda to the Rescue 5.00 Crikey! It’s the Irwins Robert relocates the zoo’s most aggressive crocodile. 6.00 Bondi Vet: Coast to Coast
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AM Nazi Megastructures Buried Secrets of WWII Lost Cities with Albert Lin Drain the Oceans NOON Car S.O.S Double bill. PM Wicked Tuna The rival fleets head out on the first day of another fishing season. 3.00 Ice Road Rescue Thord and Olav help a Turkish driver. 4.00 Air Crash Investigation 6.00 Car S.O.S Surprising a bricklayer whose Ford Sierra RS Cosworth was neglected after a family tragedy.
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6.00 AM American Pickers: Best Of Frank is sidelined. 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Pawn Stars 9.00 Lost Worlds 10.00 Storage Wars 11.00 Forged in Fire Tournament of Champions 12.00 NOON The Strongest Man in History 1.00 PM Forged in Fire 2.00 American Pickers: Best Of 3.00 Storage Wars 5.00 Pawn Stars 6.00 Forged in Fire
6.00 AM Ronnie Kray and the Pervert Peer 7.10 Impossible Railways 8.00 Forbidden History 9.00 Hunting Down the Nazis 10.00 True Evil: Making of a Nazi 11.00 Underground Worlds 12.00 NOON Impossible Railways 1.00 PM Secrets of Althorp: The Spencers 2.00 Walking Through History 3.00 Underground Worlds 4.00 Impossible Railways 5.00 Secret Nazi Bases 6.00 Nazi Victory: Post-War Plan
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7.00 Outback Truckers Jonny Rayner must decide whether to cross a crocodile-infested river or delay his journey.
7.00 Animal Cops Detroit Andre Folks is confronted by four angry pit bulls while trying to execute a night-time drugs raid.
7.00 Car S.O.S Fuzz and Tim travel to Lincoln to restore a Ford Cortina GT that belongs to a man suffering from lung disease.
7.00 American Pickers Mike Wolfe meets a retired auctioneer passing on the tricks of the trade to his daughter.
7.00 Underground Worlds Tunnels underneath a tiny French village which contain mysteries from several historical eras.
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8.00 Texas Metal New edition At their shop in Texas, Bill Carlton and the team take on a radical redesign of a 1950 Ford F5 COE.
8.00 Swimming with Monsters with Steve Backshall The naturalist visits Mexico to encounter the great white shark.
8.00 NEW SERIES Apocalypse: Cold War Documentary series charting the history of the Cold War.
8.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges Rob Bell reveals the story behind the construction of the Forth Rail Bridge.
8.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Chris visits Cuba, the only island in the Caribbean to boast a large railway network.
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9.00 Wheeler Dealers New edition Mike finds a BMW six-cylinder classic, the E46 M3 with the subframe already fixed.
9.00 Alaskan Bush People Following the Browns, an Alaskan family who live off the grid and depend on each other to survive.
9.00 Air Crash Investigation New edition The case of a flight that disappeared from radar while headed for the country of Angola.
9.00 Uncharted Mysteries New edition Survivalist Cliff Simon investigates the so-called ‘Brown Mountain Lights’.
9.00 Bangers and Cash Dave finds a very rare 1970s Sunbeam Lotus that has been rotting away in a farmyard for 29 years.
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10.00 Twin Turbos New edition The DeBertis turn a truck into a racing machine that can switch from drifting to road racing.
10.00 Animal Cops San Francisco Scott rescues a pit bull puppy that was left muzzled and chained in the back of a hot car.
10.00 Car S.O.S. Special: 7 Day Challenge Tim, Fuzz and guest Ross Kemp try to restore a Series 2 Land Rover in a week.
11.00 Dirty Mudder Truckers New edition 12.00 M’T Wheeler Dealers 1.00 AM Twin Turbos As 10.00pm. 2.00 Deadliest Catch 3.00 Wheeler Dealers As 9.00pm. 3.50 Bitchin’ Rides 4.40 Kindig Customs 5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made +1hour 225 258
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Pit Bulls & Parolees M’T I Survived an Animal… AM Animal Cops Detroit
Swimming with Monsters… Animal Cops San Francisco Crikey! It’s the Irwins Nature’s Strangest Mysteries: Solved 5.10 to 6.00 AM My Cat from Hell +1hour 262 259
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10.00 True Monsters Theories that new evidence proves beasts such as the cyclops or minotaur actually existed.
10.00 Trains That Changed the World How fresh innovations were being made in America.
11.00 Air Crash Investigation 12.00 M’T Alaska State Troopers 1.00 AM Extreme Airport Security In Lima, Peru. 2.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 3.00 Air Crash Investigation: Special Report 4.00 to 5.00 AM Air Crash Investigation
11.00 Storage Wars 12.00 M’T The UnXplained with William Shatner 1.00 AM American Pickers 2.00 Forged in Fire 3.00 The Strongest Man in History Robert and Brian aim for a Highland Games record. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Storage Wars
11.00 The Two Ronnies 12.40 AM Nazi Victory: The Post-War Plan 1.40 Ronnie Kray and the Pervert Peer Ronnie Kray’s alleged relationship with a Tory peer. 2.35 to 3.00 AM David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities
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6.00 AM Expedition Unknown 7.00 Rory McGrath’s Best of British Engineering 8.00 American Revolution 9.00 Rory McGrath’s Best… 10.00 Extreme Engineering 11.00 Rory McGrath’s Best… 12.00 NOON Blowing Up… 1.00 PM Expedition Unknown 2.00 Mysteries at the Museum 3.00 WW II: Witness to War 4.00 Frontline Battle Machines with Brewer 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Blowing Up History 7.00 Mysteries at the… 8.00 Expedition Unknown 9.00 Concorde: Anatomy of a Disaster 10.00 Concorde: Final Flight 11.00 Concorde: Comeback 12.00 M’T Expedition… 1.00 AM Concorde: Anatomy of a Disaster 2.00 Concorde: Final Flight 3.00 to 6.00 AM Highlights +1hour 271 261
9.00 AM Collar of Duty 10.00 Naomi’s Nightmares of Nature Double bill. 11.00 Earth: The Nature of Our Planet 12.00 NOON Planet Earth II 1.00 PM Planet Earth 2.00 Life on Earth: A New Prehistory 3.00 Collar of Duty 4.00 Naomi’s Nightmares… 5.00 Earth: The Nature… 6.00 Collar of Duty 7.00 Planet Earth 8.00 Planet Earth II 9.00 Naomi’s Nightmares… 10.00 Earth: The Nature… 11.00 Life on Earth: A New… 12.00 M’T Planet Earth II 1.00 AM Planet Earth 2.00 Life on Earth: A New… 3.00 Collar of Duty 3.50 Naomi’s Nightmares… 4.40 Earth: The Nature… 5.30 to 6.00 AM Frontier Borneo +1hour 266 246
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8.00 AM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire 8.35 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 9.40 Trump’s Trade War 10.50 The Mueller Investigation 11.55 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 1.00 PM Look Who’s Driving 2.10 Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire 2.40 Trump’s Trade War 3.55 Mueller Investigation 5.05 Look Who’s Driving 6.15 World’s Greatest… 7.20 Byzantium: A Tale of Three Cities Istanbul. 8.30 Reconstruction: America After the Civil War 9.45 Hitler on Trial: Truth Behind the Drama 11.00 Byzantium… 12.15 AM Reconstruction… 1.30 to 2.00 AM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire
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Combat Ships Hangar 1: UFO Files Ancient Aliens PM Engineering an Empire Double bill. The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved Patton 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Battle 360 The aircraft carrier USS Enterprise. Ancient Impossible Jesus: His Life Jesus’s early ministry, as told through the eyes of John the Baptist. Ancient Aliens A man who claims he was hired to reverse-engineer an alien spacecraft. Soviet Storm: WWII in the East M’T Hangar 1: UFO Files AM Ancient Aliens to 5.00 AM The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved
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Homicide Hunter Unusual Suspects Homicide: Hours to Kill NOON Crimes That Shook Britain 1.00 PM Nightmare in Suburbia 2.00 I Lived with a Killer 3.00 Homicide Hunter 4.00 Unusual Suspects 5.00 Homicide: Hours to Kill 6.00 The First 48 7.00 Homicide Hunter 8.00 Crimes That Shook Britain 9.00 Making a Monster New edition 10.00 Crimes That Shook… 11.00 Homicide Hunter 12.00 M’T Darkest Taboos 1.00 AM Making a Monster 2.00 The First 48 3.00 Homicide Hunter 4.00 Police Patrol 5.00 to 6.00 AM Killer in Plain Sight +1hour 256 222
TV&Satellite Week 61
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6.00 AM The 2020 Top Ten Show 6.15 UFO As shown at 6.15pm. 8.00 Tell It to the Bees Drama. (2018, 15, 108min) ★★★ 10.00 Hot Air Comedy drama. (2018, 15, 99min) ★★★ 12.00 NOON 2020 Top Ten Show 12.15 PM Godzilla: King of the Monsters As shown at 8pm. 2.30 Killers Anonymous 4.15 American Woman Drama. (2018, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 6.15 UFO Sci-fi. (2018, 12) ★★★
6.40 AM A Bug’s Life As 4.35pm. 8.20 Finding Nemo As 6.15pm. 10.05 The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning. (2008) ★★★ 11.30 The Aristocats Animation. (1970, U, 78min) ★★★★★ 12.55 PM Dumbo As 8.00pm. 2.55 Meet the Robinsons Sci-fi. (2006, U, 90min) ★★★★ 4.35 A Bug’s Life Animation. (1998, U, 94min) ★★★★★ 6.15 Finding Nemo Animation. (2003, U, 104min) ★★★★★
6.00 AM Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs As 6.25pm. 7.35 Matilda As shown at 4.40pm. 9.15 Goosebumps 2 As 10.40pm. 10.50 Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone As 8pm. 1.25 PM The Little Vampire 3.05 Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) ★ 4.40 Matilda (1996) ★★★★ 6.25 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Animated comedy. (2009, U, 89min) ★★★
6.00 AM Ghost Rider As 4.15pm. 8.00 Gunfight at the OK Corral As shown at 3.50am. 10.15 The 2020 Top Ten Show 10.30 Hotel Artemis As 6.15pm. 12.15 PM Mortal Engines As 8pm. 2.30 Escape Plan 3 As 10.15pm. 4.15 Ghost Rider Comic book adventure starring Nicolas Cage. (2006, 12, 109min) ★★ 6.15 Hotel Artemis Futuristic drama starring Jodie Foster. (2018, 15, 94min) ★★★
7.05 AM We’re the Millers Comedy, as shown at 2.15pm. 9.00 Last Vegas As 4.10pm. 10.50 All About Steve As 11.35pm. 12.35 PM Little Monsters Horror comedy, as shown at 9.55pm. 2.15 We’re the Millers Comedy. (2013, 15, 114min) ★★★ 4.10 Last Vegas Comedy. (2013, 12, 105min) ★★★ 6.00 Trading Places Satirical comedy with Eddie Murphy. (1983, 15, 116min) ★★★★★
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8.00 Dumbo Fantasy starring Colin Farrell. A young elephant, whose oversized ears enable him to fly, helps save a troubled circus. However, when the establishment plans a new venture, dark secrets are revealed. (2019, PG, 112min) ★★★
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10.00 John Carter Sci-fi fantasy adventure starring Taylor Kitsch and Lynn Collins. A 19th-century US Civil War veteran becomes a heroic warrior on the planet Mars. With Samantha Morton. (2012, 12, 126min) ★★★
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12.15 AM Christopher Robin Comedy. (2018, PG) ★★★ 2.10 The Emperor’s New Groove Animated musical comedy. (2000, U, 78min) ★★★ 3.40 Meet the Robinsons 5.25 to 6.55 AM Tinker Bell Animation. (2008, U) ★★★
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8.00 Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Fantasy adventure starring Daniel Radcliffe as the famous boy wizard, who does not learn of his magical heritage until his 11th birthday. With Emma Watson. (2001, PG, 152min) ★★★★
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8.00 Mortal Engines Fantasy starring Hera Hilmar and Robert Sheehan. In a post-apocalyptic world where cities consume each other to survive, two people meet in London and try to stop a conspiracy. (2018, 12, 128min) ★★★
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12.20 AM The Little Vampire Animated adventure, with the voice of Rasmus Hardiker. (2017, U, 83min) ★★ 2.05 Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas As 3.05pm. 3.50 to 6.00 AM Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief Fantasy. (2010, PG, 118min) ★★★
12.00 M’T Red Heat Action thriller. (1988, 18, 106min) ★★★ 2.00 AM The Last Warrior Action adventure starring Aleksey Faddeev and Yuriy Tsurilo. (2018, 18, 105min) ★★★ 3.50 to 6.00 AM Gunfight at the OK Corral Classic Western. (1956, PG, 122min) ★★★★
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8.00 Identity Thief Roadmovie comedy starring Jason Bateman. A mildmannered accountant tries to catch the stickyfingered spendthrift who has stolen his identity. (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★
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9.55 Little Monsters Horror comedy starring Lupita Nyong’o. A teacher teams up with a musician and a TV personality to protect children from zombies. (2019, 15, 93min) ★★★★
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11.35 All About Steve Romantic comedy with Sandra Bullock and Thomas Haden Church. (2009, 12, 94min) ★★ 1.15 AM Dirty Cops Comedy starring Guillaume Canet, Gilles Lellouche and Michel Fau. (2018, 18, 118min) ★★ 3.20 Trading Places As 6.00pm. 5.20 to 7.10 AM Our Man Flint Spoof spy adventure starring James Coburn and Lee J Cobb. (1966, PG, 107min) ★★★
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8.05 AM The Adjustment Bureau Sci-fi. (2011, 12, 105min) ★★★★ 9.55 Bridget Jones’s Diary Comedy. (2001, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 11.35 Little As shown at 7.00pm. 1.35 PM What Men Want As 9pm. 3.40 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Comedy thriller. (1999, 12, 94min) ★★★ 5.20 A Dog’s Way Home Adventure. (2019, PG, 96min) ★★★
6.00 AM Awakenings Drama. (1990, 12, 117min) ★★★★ 8.10 Poltergeist Horror drama. (1982, 15, 114min) ★★★★★ 10.10 Men in Black As 7.15pm. 12.00 NOON The Guns of Navarone Adventure. (1961, PG) ★★★★ 2.45 PM Almost Famous Drama. (2000, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 5.30 About a Boy Comedy drama. (2002, 12, 101min) ★★★★
6.05 AM To Each His Own Drama. (1946, U, 122min) ★★★ 8.40 Gunsmoke! (1953) ★★ 10.25 Cheyenne Autumn Western. (1964, U, 170min) ★★★ 1.30 PM Fort Osage Western. (1952, U, 72min) ★★★ 3.05 Rio Lobo Civil War Western. (1970, PG, 110min) ★★★ 5.25 Guns for San Sebastian Western. (1967, PG, 110min) ★★
7.00 Little Comedy starring Regina Hall. A mean tech mogul wakes up one morning to find herself back in her 13-year-old body after crossing the wrong magician. With Marsai Martin. (2019, 12, 109min) ★★ 9.00 What Men Want Romantic comedy starring Taraji P Henson and Aldis Hodge. An unappreciated female sports agent gains the ability to hear men’s thoughts. With Josh Brener. (2019, 15, 117min) ★★
7.15 Men in Black Sci-fi action comedy starring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. A streetwise New York cop joins a secret government agency that polices alien activity on Earth. (1997, PG, 94min) ★★★★ 9.00 The Wolf of Wall Street Martin Scorsese’s fact-based drama starring Leonardo DiCaprio. A New York stockbroker lives a life of debauchery as he gets rich through illegal trading. (2013, 18, 176min) ★★★★
7.40 Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear Mystery starring Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. Holmes and Watson investigate the murders of members of a gentleman’s club. (1945, b/w, U, 68min) ★★★ 9.00 Exit Wounds Action thriller with Steven Seagal and DMX. A cop’s unconventional methods get him demoted, but he is then drawn into a web of corruption and drugs in an inner-city precinct. (2001, 18, 97min) ★
6.10 Time Without Pity Thriller starring Michael Redgrave as an alcoholic seeking new evidence to prevent his innocent son being executed. With Ann Todd. (1957, b/w, PG, 88min) ★★ 8.00 Danger UXB 4/13. (S1) 9.00 Special Branch 1/13 (S3) 10.00 Plenty Drama with Meryl Streep. A woman finds life in post-war Britain cannot live up to her experiences as a Resistance fighter in occupied France. (1985, 15, 124min) ★★★
Star Trek 7/24. (S3) Star Trek: Voyager 6/26. (S6) Mutant X 1/22. (S3) An American Haunting Chiller starring Donald Sutherland and Sissy Spacek. In 19th-century Tennessee, a family falls victim to a violent poltergeist. With Rachel Hurd-Wood and James D’Arcy. (2005, 15, 90min) ★ 10.50 The Disappearance of Alice Creed British crime thriller starring Gemma Arterton. (2009, 18, 95min) ★★★
11.00 Pet Sematary Horror thriller. (2019, 15, 101min) ★★★ 1.00 AM Bad Times at the El Royale Thriller. (2018, 15) ★★★★ 3.30 Green Zone Action thriller. (2010, 15, 114min) ★★★★ 5.30 to 7.15 AM All Is True Drama. (2018, 12, 105min) ★★★
12.00 M’T Basic Instinct Erotic thriller. (1992, 18, 128min) ★★★ 2.15 AM Miller’s Crossing Gangster thriller set during Prohibition. (1990, 15, 115min) ★★★★★ 4.15 to 6.10 AM Shenandoah American Civil War Western. (1965, PG, 101min) ★★★★
11.10 Westworld Sci-fi. (1973) ★★★★ 1.05 AM Night of the Living Dead Horror. (1968, b/w, 15) ★★★★ 3.05 Six Black Horses (1961) ★★ 4.30 to 7.25 AM Hollywood’s Best Film Directors
12.30 AM The Shakedown Crime thriller starring Terence Morgan. (1959, b/w, 15, 92min) ★★ 2.20 The Night Visitor Psychological thriller with Max von Sydow. (1970, 18, 102min) ★★ 4.20 Ferry Pilot Documentary. 5.00 to 6.00 AM Rooms
12.50 AM Don’t Blink Horror starring Mena Suvari and Brian Austin Green. (2014, 15, 88min) ★★ 2.40 to 4.30 AM Southbound Horror anthology starring Chad Villella. (2015, 18, 89min) ★★
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8.00 Mary Queen of Scots Drama starring Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie. Mary Stuart’s attempt to overthrow her cousin Elizabeth I finds her condemned to years of imprisonment. With David Tennant. (2018, 15, 124min) ★★
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10.00 The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Crime thriller starring Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara. A journalist and a hacker uncover a series of crimes against women. (2011, 18, 157min) ★★★★
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12.40 AM Domino Crime thriller starring Nikolaj CosterWaldau. (2019, 18, 100min) ★ 2.20 Hoffa Biopic starring Jack Nicholson and Danny DeVito. (1992, 15, 140min) ★★ 4.50 to 6.35 AM Angel Flight Down True-story adventure. (1996, PG, 88min) ★★
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10.10 Zero Dark Thirty Factbased drama with Jessica Chastain. Following the 9/11 attacks, a CIA agent becomes the driving force behind the hunt for Osama bin Laden. With Jason Clarke. (2012, 15, 157min) ★★★★★
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The 2020 Top Ten Show The Cleanse As 4.45pm. Upgrade As shown at 6.15pm. Us As shown at 8.00pm. PM Escape Room As 10pm. Judge Dredd Sci-fi action thriller. (1995, 15, 95min) ★★ 4.45 The Cleanse Comedy drama. (2016, 15, 81min) ★★ 6.15 Upgrade Sci-fi thriller starring Logan Marshall-Green. (2018, 15, 100min) ★★★★
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8.00 Us Horror starring Lupita Nyong’o. In 1986, during a trip to the circus, a girl encounters a terrifying presence. Years later, with a family of her own, their world is turned upside down when her past comes back to haunt her. (2019, 15, 116min) ★★★★
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302 302 842 402 502 6.00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man As 3.10pm. 8.20 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 As shown at 5.30pm. 10.45 Deadpool 2 As 8.00pm. 12.50 PM X-Men: First Class As shown at 10.05pm. 3.10 The Amazing Spider-Man Fantasy adventure. (2012, 12, 136min) ★★★ 5.30 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Superhero adventure sequel. (2014, 12, 142min) ★★★
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11.45 The Cleaning Lady Horror thriller starring Alexis Kendra, Stelio Savante and Rachel Alig. (2018, 18, 90min) ★★★ 1.30 AM The Field Guide to Evil Horror with Birgit Minichmayr and Claude Duhamel. (2018, 15, 117min) ★★ 3.45 Killer Weekend Comedy horror starring Mark Heap. (2018, 15, 85min) ★★ 5.15 to 6.00 AM Sky Cinema Preview
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8.00 Deadpool 2 Action comedy starring Ryan Reynolds. The anti-hero attempts to protect a young mutant being pursued by an armed cyborg from the future. With Josh Brolin and Julian Dennison. (2018, 15, 119min) ★★★★
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12.25 AM Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts Animation. (2015, PG, 74min) ★★ 1.55 Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman Animation. (2003, 12, 72min) ★★★★ 3.20 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005) ★★★ 5.05 to 6.10 AM JLA Adventures: Trapped In Time (2014) ★★
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6.00 AM A Weekend with Lulu (1961) 7.45 The Body Snatcher (1945) 9.25 Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948) ★★★★★ 11.20 Farewell, My Lovely (1945) 1.15 PM Ladies of the Chorus (1948) 2.35 The Affairs Of A Rogue (1948) 4.30 Wrecking Crew Intro 4.35 The Wrecking Crew Spoof spy thriller. (1969, PG, 105min) ★★ 6.45 Wrecking Crew Outro
9.00 AM The Perfect Marriage Thriller. (2006, PG, 91min) ★★ 11.05 The Wrong Girl Suspense drama. (1999, 12, 90min) ★★ 1.00 PM Garage Sale Mystery Drama. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 2.50 Inspired to Kill Drama. (2017, PG, 88min) ★★ 4.40 The Jane Austen Book Club Romantic drama starring Kathy Baker. (2007, 12, 105min) ★★★
6.00 AM Django: The Last Killer Western. (1967, 12, 88min) ★★ 7.45 The Blitz on London 9.00 The Dambusters Raid 10.05 1914-1918: War Planes 12.00 NOON The Persuaders! 1.00 PM Once Upon a Texas Train Western. (1987, PG, 100min) ★★ 2.55 Submarine Seahawk (1959) 4.40 Submarine Warfare 5.55 Aircraft Carriers
7.00 AM Love Exclusively Romantic drama. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 A Winter Princess (2019) ★★ 11.00 Love, of Course Romantic comedy. (2018, PG, 84min) ★★ 1.00 PM Falling for Vermont Drama. (2017, PG, 94min) ★★ 3.00 June in January Comedy drama. (2014, PG, 72min) ★★ 5.00 One Winter Weekend Family drama. (2018, PG, 84min) ★★
6.50 Hanover Street Wartime love story starring Harrison Ford as an American bomber pilot who falls in love with an English nurse in World War Two London. With Lesley-Anne Down. (1979, PG, 108min) ★★ 9.00 The Pumpkin Eater Drama set in 1960s London, starring Anne Bancroft and Peter Finch. A mother of eight finds her family life in turmoil when she discovers her husband’s affairs. (1964, 15, 110min) ★★
6.50 Catch and Release Romantic comedy drama starring Jennifer Garner. A woman grieving for the sudden death of her fiancé is rocked by some unexpected revelations about his past. (2006, 12, 124min) ★★ 9.00 Reign of Fire Sci-fi starring Christian Bale. In the year 2020, a resistance leader and a military commander team up to save the world from dragons. With Matthew McConaughey. (2002, 12, 102min) ★★★
7.10 Ice Twisters Sci-fi thriller with Mark Moses. Two scientists try to end a drought with man-made clouds, but their experiment has unexpected side effects. (2009, PG, 91min) ★★ 9.00 Scenes of the Crime Crime thriller starring Jeff Bridges. A chauffeur for a local mobster gets drawn into a kidnapping. (2001, 15, 87min) ★★ 10.50 The Trust Comedy thriller starring Nicolas Cage and Elijah Wood. (2016, 15, 90min) ★★★
7.00 Love Blossoms Romantic drama with Shantel VanSanten. A perfumer’s daughter falls for the botanist she hires to help perfect her late father’s unfinished signature scent. (2017, PG, 80min) ★★ 9.00 Chesapeake Shores Double bill of the drama series. (S4) 11.00 An Aurora Teagarden Mystery 9: The Disappearing Game Drama with Candace Cameron Bure. Aurora investigates the disappearance of her nephew.
11.15 Callan Thriller. (1974) ★★★ 1.20 AM A Man Called Django Western. (1971, 12, 90min) ★★ 3.10 What a Carve Up! (1961) ★★ 4.35 to 6.00 AM The Sword of El Cid Drama. (1962, 12) ★★
11.05 Elysium Sci-fi action thriller. (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★★ 1.15 AM Country Strong Drama. (2011, 12, 116min) ★★★ 3.40 to 6.00 AM Multiplicity Comedy. (1996, 12) ★★★
12.40 AM Bullet Action thriller starring Danny Trejo and Torsten Voges. (2014, 15, 86min) ★★ 2.25 to 4.00 AM Ablaze Drama starring John Bradley and Ice-T. (2000, 15, 93min) ★★
1.00 AM A Very Country Wedding Romantic drama with Greyston Holt. (2019, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 to 5.00 AM Love Struck Cafe Romance starring Sarah Jane Morris. (2017, PG, 84min) ★★
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6.00 AM European Tour Golf Extended action from the fourth and final day of the Oman Open. 10.30 The Players Championship Official Film Double bill. 12.30 PM PGA Tour Golf Extended action from the fourth and final day of the Honda Classic. 5.30 European Tour Golf Highlights of the final day of the Oman Open. 6.30 PGA Tour Golf Highlights of the final day of the Honda Classic. 7.30 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 8.00 Feherty Talks To Louis Oosthuizen An interview with the 2010 Open Championship winner. 9.00 PGA Tour Golf As 6.30pm. 10.00 Feherty Talks To Louis Oosthuizen As 8.00pm. 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00 M’T Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 12.30 AM PGA Tour Golf 1.30 Feherty Talks To Louis Oosthuizen As 8.00pm 2.30 European Tour Golf 3.30 PGA Tour Golf 4.30 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Lee Trevino. 5.00 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 5.30 to 6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer
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6.00 AM Bundesliga Fortuna Dusseldorf v Hertha Berlin. 7.30 Bundesliga FC Augsburg v Borussia Moenchengladbach. 9.00 Bundesliga Action from FSV Mainz 05 v SC Paderborn. 10.30 Bundesliga TSG 1899 Hoffenheim v Bayern Munich. 11.30 Bundesliga Action from Borussia Dortmund v SC Freiburg. 12.30 PM Bundesliga Action from FC Cologne v Schalke 04. 1.30 Bundesliga Action from FC Union Berlin v VfL Wolfsburg. 3.00 Bundesliga Action from RB Leipzig v Bayer Leverkusen. 4.30 Bundesliga Action from Werder Bremen v Eintracht Frankfurt. 6.00 Ligue 1 Highlights 7.00 Bundesliga Highlights Show 8.00 Hyundai A-League Highlights 9.00 Fishing: On The Bank 10.00 Gallagher Premiership Tonight A look at all the key talking points from the world of rugby. 10.45 Cutthroat Documentary. 11.00 Premier League Review A round-up of recent action. 12.00 M’T World Poker Tour Series 2.00 AM Ligue 1 Highlights 3.00 to 6.00 AM Bundesliga
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6.00 AM FA Women’s Super League Continental Cup Arsenal Women v Chelsea Women. 7.30 Gallagher Premiership Rugby Highlights Recent action. 10.00 MotoGP Season preview. 11.00 MotoGP Highlights The 2019 Grand Prix of Argentina. 12.00 NOON MotoGP Highlights The 2019 Grand Prix of Argentina. 2.00 PM MotoGP Highlights The 2019 Grand Prix of Spain. 3.00 Gallagher Premiership Rugby Highlights Recent action. 5.30 UEFA Champions League Magazine News and action. 6.00 V8 Supercars Highlights Action from the Adelaide 500. 8.00 LIVE MLB Chicago Cubs v Los Angeles Angels. Coverage of the Spring Training Cactus League clash at Sloan Park in Mesa, Arizona. Start-time 8.00pm. 11.00 UFC Joseph Benavidez v Deiveson Figueiredo: Action from the flyweight title bout. 2.00 AM UFC on ESPN 3.00 BT Sport Goals Reload 3.15 Gallagher Premiership Tonight 4.00 Gearing Up 4.30 to 6.00 AM You Don’t Know Bo
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6.00 AM UEFA Champions League Highlights Recent action. 7.00 WWE SmackDown Highlights 8.00 WWE NXT UK 9.00 Premier League Review 10.00 Premier League 11.30 FA Women’s Super League Continental Cup 1.00 PM UEFA Champions League Magazine News and action. 1.30 Premier League Review 2.30 Premier League World 3.00 Ligue 1 Highlights 4.00 WWE Raw Wrestling action. 6.00 Early Kick-Off 6.15 Coppa Italia Preview 6.45 Emirates FA Cup Preview 7.15 LIVE Emirates FA Cup Portsmouth v Arsenal. Coverage of the fifth-round tie from Fratton Park. Kick-off 7.45pm. See feature, page 28 10.00 BT Sport Score Best Bits 10.30 BT Sport Goals Reload 11.00 WWE Raw Highlights 12.00 M’T WWE SmackDown Highlights Wrestling action. 1.00 AM LIVE WWE Monday Night Raw Wrestling action. 4.15 Early Kick-Off 4.30 to 6.00 AM Classic MOTD
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This Morning’s doctor offers practical advice on a range of medical issues and looks into pioneering NHS treatments
Liverpool head to Stamford Bridge to play Chelsea, the first time the teams have met in the competition since 2012
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Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon’s alter egos discover fine dining and the roots of democracy on the Greek islands
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Visiting the places worst hit by the recent storms, plus the workers fighting the flow
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7.00 M&S vs Waitrose: Which Is Better…
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7.00 The Simpsons
8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2
9.00 Strike Back: Vendetta
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9.00 Royal History’s Biggest Fibs with Lucy… 10.00 The Stuarts
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7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold
8.00 Two and a Half Men
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6.55 Escape to the Chateau: DIY
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10.00 999: On the Front Line
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10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
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10.00 The L Word: Generation Q
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9.00 Murder 24/7 10.00 Better Things 9.00 Britain Underwater: Fighting the Floods 10.00 News
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7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
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7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special
8.00 Giant Lobster Hunters
8.20 Have I Got a Bit More News for You
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9.00 Film: Assassins 9.00 Film: Billy Madison
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9.00 The Twilight Zone
10.00 Film: Guardian
8.00 Sun, Sea and Brides to Be
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7.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2020
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162 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 Animal Cops Detroit 7.00 Car S.O.S. 129 NAT GEO
9.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm
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10.00 Gold Rush: Dave Turin’s Lost Mine
8.00 The Zoo
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10.00 Apocalypse: Cold War 10.00 Ancient Aliens
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8.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges
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9.00 The Two Ronnies
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8.00 Godzilla: King of the Monsters
303 HITS
7.00 Can You Ever Forgive Me?
9.00 A Star Is Born: Extended Version
304 GREATS
5.30 War of the…
9.00 The Blind Side
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5.50 Aladdin
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6.25 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 8.00 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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9.00 The Mule 8.00 Kick-Ass 2
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9.00 Out for Justice
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8.00 Gary Neville’s Soccerbox 402 PREMIER LEAGUE 7.00 Premier League Review 7.00 Soccer AM… 7.30 EFL Cup Highlights 8.30 EFL Goals… 403 FOOTBALL 413 BT SPORT 1 414 BT SPORT 2
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10.00 The Debate
9.00 EFL Championship Highlights
10.00 SPFL Greatest… 10.30 EFL Greatest…
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7.15 Scottish Professional Football League – Live: Hibernian v Hearts: From Easter Road (Kick-off 7.45) 6.30 FIA World…
10.00 Earth: The Nature of Our Planet 10.15 Straight Up
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310 WOMEN IN FILM 6.00 Kick-Ass 6.00 Flash Gordon 311 SCI-FI
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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal New edition 7/10. A Liverpool street invaded by vermin. (S)(AD) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer New edition From Stoke-on-Trent. (S) 11.00 Wanted Down Under (S)(R) 11.45 Saved on Camera New edition (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(AD) 1.00 BBC News (S) 1.30 Local News (S) 1.45 Doctors (S)(AD) 2.15 Moving On New episode 2/5. Stars Kacey Ainsworth. (S11) (S)(AD) 3.00 Escape to the Country New edition In Cambridgeshire. (S)(AD) 3.45 Money for Nothing New edition 4.30 Ready Steady Cook New edition 5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R) 6.00 BBC News (S) 6.30 Local News (S)
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7.30 LIVE Match of the Day: The FA Cup Chelsea v Liverpool: Gary Lineker presents all the action from the ďŹ fth-round tie at Stamford Bridge. With analysis from Alan Shearer, Ian Wright and Glen Johnson. Kick-off is at 7.45. See feature, page 28. (S)
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Escape to the Country (S)(R)(AD) Sign Zone: Spy in the Wild (S)(R) BBC News (S) Victoria Derbyshire (S) BBC Newsroom Live (S) PM Politics Live (S) The Super League Show (S) Best House in Town (S)(R) Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip From Devizes, Wiltshire. (S)(R) Red Rock (S)(R)(AD) The Great Interior Design Challenge (S)(R)(AD) Portillo’s State Secrets (S)(R)(AD) Flog It! From Rochester. (S)(R) Richard Osman’s House of Games New edition (S) Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo travels from Belfast to Portrush. (S)(R)(AD)
Followed by Lottery Update (S)
10.35 NEW TO BBC1 Beauty Laid Bare 1/3. Investigating the secrets of the beauty industry. Previously available on BBC3 Online. (S) 11.15 The Truth About Takeaways Journalist Nikki Fox teams up with scientists at Liverpool John Moores University to discover what takeaways do to our health, what’s in them and how people can kick the habit. (S)(R)(AD) 12.15 AM Weather for the Week Ahead Seven-day forecast. (S) 12.20 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S)
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8.00 Back in Time for the Corner Shop New edition 2/5. The Ardens get a taste of running a store in the 1920s, 1930s and 1940s, the golden age of the corner shop due to the availability of packaged food. (S)(AD)
search of a property gives the police the breakthrough they need in the search for Carl Hopkins’ murderer, but also suggests the killing may have been self-defence. (S)(AD)
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11.10 Weather (S) 11.15 Putin: The New Tsar The story of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s rise to power. (S)(R) 12.15 AM Sign Zone: Win the Wilderness: Alaska 4/6. Three of the couples are taken to a glacier system that is home to wolves and bears. (S)(R)(AD) 1.15 Sign Zone: Murder, Mystery and My Family (S)(R)(AD) 2.00 Sign Zone: Island Medics (S)(R) 2.45 to 6.30 AM Previews (S)
6.30 AM Cheers 11&12/22. (S1) (S)(R) 7.20 The King of Queens (S)(R)(AD) 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 16&17/22. (S1) (S)(R)(AD) 9.10 Frasier (S3) (S)(R)(AD) 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada (S)(R) 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA A visit to Philadelphia. (S)(R) 12.00 NOON News (S) 12.05 PM Find It, Fix It, Flog It (S)(R) 1.05 Posh Pawn (S)(R) 2.10 Countdown New edition (S) 3.00 A Place in the Sun (S)(R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where Are They Now? New edition Catching up with a bar owner in Spain whose business fell apart. (S) 5.00 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Darren takes Tony for a boys’ night out. (S)(AD)
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Marlon feels guilty over April’s recent bullying. (S)(AD)
7.30 NEW SERIES Dr Ranj: On Call Dr Ranj Singh offers advice on illnesses and accidents. (S)(AD)
8.00 Love Your Garden New edition Alan Titchmarsh and the team create an elegant tea garden with a fully equipped kitchen for a charity volunteer in Birmingham who makes cakes for injured members of the services. (S)(AD)
9.00 NEW Britain Underwater: Fighting the Floods A report from the communities that were hardest hit by Storms Ciara and Dennis, with behind-the-scenes access to the Environment Agency. (S) â– Repeated tomorrow
10.00 ITV News (S) 10.30 Local News (S) 10.45 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King 2/3. The boxer enjoys some downtime in Morecambe after defeating Thomas Schwartz in Las Vegas. (S)(R)(AD)
8.00 NEW Nightmare Cruises: Going Overboard Documentary examining cases of cruise-ship passengers falling overboard, examining the chances of survival and what steps can be taken to prevent further tragedies. (S)(AD)
9.00 24 Hours in A&E New edition A teenager is rushed to hospital with a lacerated wrist after putting his hand through a pane of glass, while another patient discusses being diagnosed with a chronic condition. (S)(AD)
10.00 The Windsors New episode 2/6. Fergie, Beatrice and Eugenie go to Glastonbury. (S3) (S)(AD)
10.35 Celebrity Crystal Maze With Anita Rani, Jeff Stelling, Hannah Cockcroft, AJ Pritchard and Tom Rosenthal. (S)(R)(AD)
11.40 Tenable A team of five family and friends answer questions about top 10 lists, then try to score a perfect 10 in the final round. (S)(R) 12.30 AM Ideal World 3.00 The Home Game 9/10. A London couple get rid of walls to create an open-plan space. (S)(R) 3.50 Nightscreen 5.05 to 6.00 AM Judge Rinder Robert Rinder takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(SL)(R)
11.30 Prison 3/3. The difficulties of being a mother in prison. (S)(R)(AD) 12.30 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S)(R) 1.20 FILM What Richard Did Drama starring Jack Reynor. (S)(SL) (2012, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 2.55 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 3.50 Grand Designs (S)(R)(AD) 4.45 Location, Location, Location (R) 5.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (S)(R) 5.50 to 6.30 AM Countdown (S)(R)
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RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) The Dog Whisperer (R) Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(AD) Brit Cops: Law & Disorder(R) NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R) PM Hawaii Five-0 (S2) (S)(R) MacGyver 7/23. (S2) (S)(R) Modern Family (S10) (S)(R) The Simpsons Tennis the Menace: The family build a tennis court in the back garden. (S)(R) 5.30 Futurama The Route of All Evil: Planet Express face some tough competition. (S)(R) 6.00 A Taste of Freedom: Dr Zoidberg is sentenced to death for a breach of etiquette. (S)(R) 6.30 The Simpsons Bye Bye Nerdy: Homer gets into the baby safety business. (S)(R)
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Ben Fogle: Make a New Life…
7.00 M&S vs Waitrose: Which Is Better Value? Documentary examining the ongoing rivalry between the two supermarkets as they wage their daily war to attract the well-heeled shoppers of Britain. (S)(R)
8.00 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly New edition 9/10. Graeme Hall helps to train two dogs that go overboard in protecting the family home and another that is protective of its owners’ baby. (S)
9.00 Ben Fogle: Make a New Life in the Country Series finale 4/4. Ben meets a couple in the Malvern Hills who have given up careers in London to run their own brewery, operating out of a refurbished chicken shed. (S)
who retired to Kefalonia struggle with being separated from family, Charley has her first day working alone in the hotel, and Kate has to make a big decision. (S)
Strike Back: Vendetta
7.00 The Simpsons Simpson Safari: Homer and the family win a once-in-alifetime trip to Africa. (S)(R) 7.30 Trilogy of Error: Bart is pursued by gangsters, and Marge accidentally slices off Homer’s thumb. (S)(R)
8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 1/8. Karl Pilkington visits destinations on his ‘bucket list’, trying new experiences including swimming with dolphins and driving along America’s renowned Route 66. (S)(R)
9.00 Strike Back: Vendetta New episode 2/10. The team embark on a dangerous mission after discovering that the sale of a bioweapon will be taking place on a speeding train, which is crawling with jihadis. (S8)
10.00 NEW SERIES The Trip to Greece 1/6. A gastronomic, island-hopping journey through Greece. All episodes available on Sky Box Sets.
10.30 New episode 2/6. See feature, page 7.
11.05 Eamonn & Ruth Meet the Billionaires (S)(R) 12.05 AM How to Have a Better Orgasm Documentary. (S)(R) 1.00 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S) 3.00 Access Showbiz news. (S)(R) 3.10 Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out (S)(R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (S)(SL)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (S)(SL)(R) 5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R)
11.00 A League of Their Own A look back at highlights from the latest series. (S)(R)(AD) 12.00 M’T Jett Series finale 9/9. Daisy plans to be free of Bestic, but realises she could lose what she holds dear. (S1) (S)(AD) 1.05 AM Avenue 5 6/8. (S1) (R) 1.40 The Heist 4/8. (R) 2.40 Hawaii Five-0 (S1) (S)(R) 4.30 Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(AD) 5.30 to 6.00 AM Futurama (S)(R)
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Followed by Weather
7.30 The Yorkshire Dales 1/3. Exploring Wensleydale.
role of Aethelstan in creating a kingdom of all England.
9.00 Royal History’s Biggest Fibs with Lucy Worsley Series finale 3/3. The historian examines the reign of Queen Anne, and how her capabilities as monarch have been tainted by a tell-all story written by a rejected lady-in-waiting. 10.00 The Stuarts 1/3. Clare Jackson examines the 17th-century Royal Family.
11.00 Armada – 12 Days to Save England 12.00 M’T Inside the Medieval Mind 1.00 AM Rhythms of India 2.00 Socrates: Genius of the Ancient World 3.00 to 4.00 AM Royal History’s Biggest Fibs with Lucy Worsley
1.50pm First Minister’s Questions 2.40-3.00 Coast 11.15 New Voices from Wales 11.25pm12.15am Natural World
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first gastronomic weekend.
7.55 Grand Designs: The Street A factory-built home is commissioned.
9.00 Britain’s Most Expensive Home: Building for a Billionaire The build of an extraordinary home costing millions in Mayfair, London.
10.00 999: On the Front Line Paramedics treat a woman with brittle bone disease.
11.10 24 Hours in A&E A man is treated for a stab wound.
12.15 AM 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.15 24 Hours in A&E 3.20 to 3.45 AM Food Unwrapped
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7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Double bill of clips. 8.00 Two and a Half Men 5/22.
7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Man with a Plan New episode 11/22. Adam and
Alan spends time with Lyndsey’s boyfriend 8.30 6/22. Walden invites Wonder Woman actor Lynda Carter over for dinner. (S11) 9.00 Family Guy Viewer Mail 2: 23/23. A trio of stories inspired by viewers’ letters. 9.30 Livin’ on a Prayer: 12/23. Lois takes drastic action to save the life of Stewie’s new friend. (S10) 10.00 Plebs 3/8. Marcus spies a money-making opportunity. 10.30 4/8. The boys launch a cabaret night. (S4)
Andi approach a dreaded parental milestone. (S1)
11.00 Family Guy 13/23. Chris dates a familiar girl. (S10)
New issue on sale today
6.55 Escape to the Chateau: DIY Tim and Krys have their
118 118 816 115 176 6 113 7.00 AM Ellen DeGeneres Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Coronation Street 9.20 Superstore 10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show New edition 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!
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is rushed into the surgery after being poisoned. 5.55 Car S.O.S. The duo head to Plymouth to rescue a Mazda MX5.
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primetime
10.00 My New Greek Life Series finale 4/4. A couple
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MORE4 136 136 830 147 195 18 124 8.55 AM Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures Pork pies. 9.15 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun The Canaries. 10.05 A Place in the Sun 11.05 Emergency Helicopter Medics A car flips over. 12.10 PM 999: On the Front Line A motorbike crash. 1.15 Escape to the Chateau: DIY The duo have guests. 2.15 Four in a Bed Five editions. 4.55 The Supervet A nurse’s cat
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Paramedics Blue Bloods 6/22. (S7) Criminal Minds 2/22. (S12) CSI 13/24. (S6) NOON Elementary 8/21. (S6) PM Blue Bloods 7/22. A key witness in Danny’s case is killed before testifying. (S7) Law & Order 8/24. (S12) The Real A&E The team help a boy with a broken arm. Stop, Search, Seize Nothing to Declare
AM Storm City
Without a Trace (S3) The West Wing (S2) NOON Blue Bloods (S2) PM CSI 25/25. (S5) The West Wing (S3) Without a Trace 6/23. Samantha goes undercover. 5.00 7/23. The team search for a missing mother recruited as a drug mule. 6.00 8/23. When a homeless woman vanishes Jack’s investigation leads to a pair of identical twins. (S3)
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7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Double bill following the work of customs and immigration officials.
7.00 CSI Bodies in Motion: 1/24. Grissom investigates an explosion at a trailer park that left two people dead. (S6)
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8.00 Ghost Whisperer The Night We Met: 8/22. The ghost of a chef asks Melinda to find out who set fire to his restaurant. (S2)
8.00 Blue Bloods Lonely Hearts Club: 7/22. Jackie goes undercover as an escort in a bid to catch a serial killer. (S2)
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9.00 The Good Doctor Unsaid: Shaun feels reassured about Carly’s feelings towards his friendship with Lea. (S3)
9.00 Save Me 3/6. Residents of The Towers come out in force to stage a reconstruction of Jody’s abduction. (S1)
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AM You Rang, M’Lord? The Good Life Porridge Hi-de-Hi! Last of the Summer Wine PM Keeping Up Appearances Dad’s Army Hi-de-Hi! The Good Life Keeping Up Appearances Dad’s Army Last of the Summer Wine The Good Life
10.35 Mrs Brown’s Boys
7.15 Porridge Elderly con Blanco entrusts Fletcher with a treasure map. 7.55 Dad’s Army The platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a train carrying George VI. 8.35 Captain Mainwaring and his platoon take part in an efficiency test. Guest stars Fulton Mackay. 9.15 The platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise. 9.55 Mainwaring is accused of leaving a light burning in the church hall during a blackout.
AM Classic Coronation Street
Classic Emmerdale Heartbeat The Darling Buds of May That’s My Boy Inspector Morse PM Heartbeat Classic Emmerdale Classic Coronation Street Midsomer Murders Heartbeat Another Little Piece of My Heart: Rosie gets a shock while out on a walk with her aunt’s dog Snowy.
AM Quincy ME Kojak The Saint Minder The Professionals The Sweeney PM Quincy ME Kojak The Saint Minder The Professionals The Sweeney An antiques shop is used as a point of access in a bank robbery.
10.00 Scott & Bailey
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Assassins
7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The King of Clubs: An actor engaged to marry a foreign prince witnesses the murder of a producer.
7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special Mark Billingham, Aldo Zilli, Lucy Pargeter and Joey Essex take on quiz genius The Chaser.
8.00 Midsomer Murders Let Us Prey: As Midsomer St Claire prepares for storms and flooding, it appears a murderer is using ancient torture methods to punish modern-day ‘sinners’. Guest stars Rebecca Front, Andrea Lowe and Vincent Regan.
8.00 Giant Lobster Hunters The real-life dramas of six captains as they go in search of lobsters in the Southern Ocean. 9.00 FILM Assassins Action thriller starring Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas and Julianne Moore. A world-weary assassin comes up against a young rival who is eager to steal his crown. (1995, 15, 133min) ★★
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit New episode Redemption In Her Corner: 13/22. Kat crosses a line. (S21)
10.00 The L Word: Generation Q New episode Labels: 5/8. Finley bonds with Tess, and Bette feels guilty about lying to Angie. (S1)
10.35 Mrs Brown’s Boys Rory and Dino have a bust-up.
10.00 Scott & Bailey 1/8. Part one of two. The badly burned body of a disabled man turns up in remote woodland. (S2)
11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 20/24. (S15) 12.00 M’T CSI 17/24. (S6) 1.00 AM Criminal Minds (S9) 3.00 Ghost Whisperer As 8pm. 4.00 Shades of Blue (S2) 5.00 to 6.00 AM Brit Cops: Rapid Response
11.10 Babylon Berlin 7/8. Rath and Lotte race to stop the train robbery in time. Subtitled. (S2) 12.10 AM Oz 12/16. (S4) 1.20 FILM Game Change Drama. (2012, 12, 135min) ★★★ 3.35 Californication (S2) 4.10 to 6.00 AM The West Wing
11.15 Peep Show Mark needs to find himself a girlfriend. 11.50 Jeremy’s mother comes to visit for a funeral. 12.20 AM Mrs Brown’s Boys 1.00 Dad’s Army 1.35 Peep Show 2.40 to 4.00 AM Marley’s Ghosts
11.00 Inspector Morse Death Is Now My Neighbour: Morse investigates the shooting of a woman through her kitchen window, and becomes embroiled in a bitter election contest at an Oxford college. 1.20 to 3.10 AM Inspector Morse
11.40 FILM Wanted Fantasy thriller with James McAvoy. A timid office worker discovers that his destiny is linked to a secret fraternity of super-assassins. (2008, 18, 105min) ★★★ 1.50 AM Auto Mundial 2.20 to 2.45 AM The Protectors
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BBC Scotland SCOT 115 108 9 108 106 REST OF UK 457 162 108 12.15 to 7.00 PM As shown on BBC2. 7.00 PM The Children’s Hospital Going behind-the-scenes at the Royal Aberdeen Children’s Hospital. 7.30 Test Drive Three teams from Lanark answer questions via a specially adapted satnav that will determine their route to a tourist attraction. 8.00 Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands Paul Murton crosses the harbour of Scapa Flow to the island of Flotta. 9.00 The Nine 10.00 Scotland’s Game The success of the Scottish football team 30 years ago, and how it struggled to catch up after problems in its industry during the 1980s. 11.00 PM to 12.00 M’T Partition: Legacy of the Line
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7.00 AM 60 Minute Makeover Double bill. 9.00 Ninja Warrior Women Tournament 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: South Africa 12.00 NOON The Dog Whisperer Double bill. 2.00 PM House Hunters International 3.00 Wild Vets 4.00 Haven 2/13. (S1) 5.00 Relic Hunter (S1) 6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S6) 7.00 Supergirl 22/22. (S4) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Continuum 7/10. Carlos is suspected of murder. 10.00 8/10. Kiera investigates a local games developer. (S1) 11.00 Strike Back: Vendetta 12.00 M’T The Trip to Greece 1.10 AM The Good Doctor 2.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S21) 3.15 Jett 9/9. (S1) 4.30 Wild Vets 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Dog Whisperer
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Police Force: Australia Nothing to Declare Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Highway Cops Caught Red Handed PM Police Force: Australia Border Patrol Nothing to Declare Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Stargate SG-1 (S1) Star Trek: The Next Generation 11/22. (S2) Hawaii Five-0 (S6) Elementary 24/24. (S3) Murder Uncovered World’s Most Evil Killers The Force: Essex M’T Banged Up Abroad AM Road Wars Nothing to Declare Stop, Search, Seize Motorway Patrol to 6.00 AM Highway Patrol
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7.10 AM Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00 NOON Cop Car Workshop 1.00 PM Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Room 101 8.20 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 9.20 QI With Sue Perkins. 10.00 Taskmaster 11.00 Hypothetical 12.00 M’T Taskmaster 1.00 AM Have I Got a Bit More News for You 2.00 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 3.00 Zapped 3.35 to 4.00 AM The Indestructibles
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The Office (US) Friends (S2) NOON Friends (S6) PM Friends (S9) Friends: First Dates Friends (S10) My Name Is Earl (S4) Friends Eight episodes, including at: 8.00 13/24. Chandler sees Rachel in the nude. 8.30 14/24. Chandler meets an old flame. (S1) FILM Billy Madison Comedy starring Adam Sandler. (1995, PG, 90min) ★★ The Ricky Gervais Show Double bill. M’T Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central AM The Daily Show New edition Talk show. South Park Bad Robots to 5.00 AM The Office (US)
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Be Beautiful LittleBe NOON Income Property PM Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Vanderpump Rules Million Dollar Listing: NYC New edition The Real Housewives of New York City The Real Housewives of Dallas Double bill. Masters of Flip Buying and Selling Dinner Date The Real Housewives of Potomac Candiace and Ashley manage to resolve their differences. The Real Housewives of Orange County Tamra tries to broker peace between Keely and Shannon. Bridezillas PM to 12.45 AM The Only Way Is Essex
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7.10 AM Murdoch Mysteries (S3) 9.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 11.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 4&5/8. (S3) 1.00 PM Rush 7&8/22. (S3) 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries 6/13. The detective tries to prevent the release of a deadly toxic gas. 4.00 7/13. Crabtree and Murdoch clash. (S6) 5.00 Major Crimes 16/19. A registered sex offender is found with a body in his truck. 6.00 17/19. Rusty is forced to confront Jack. (S3)
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Merlin 12/13. (S1) Teleshopping Stargate Atlantis (S5) PM Star Trek: Voyager 15&16/26. Double bill. (S4) 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 9/26. Picard takes Wesley on a mission. 4.00 10/26. An alien force takes over the Enterprise. (S4) 5.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 11/26. Sisko returns to Earth. 6.00 12/26. Sisko uncovers a dastardly plot. (S4)
Merlin
AM MasterChef Australia
My Dream Home Tipping Point The Bill Supernanny US NOON Tipping Point PM My Dream Home A couple frustrated with their hunt try a new approach. 3.00 A couple seeking a spacious family property with room to grow. 4.00 Two brothers seek an all-in-one investment. 5.00 Tipping Point
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Parks and Recreation (S5) 30 Rock (S4) NOON The Mindy Project New episodes Triple bill. (S4) PM Modern Family (S3) Everybody Hates Chris (S3) Parks and Recreation (S5) 30 Rock 21/22. Jack’s love triangle grows complicated. 5.30 22/22. Liz meets the man of her dreams. (S4) 6.00 1/23. Guest starring Matt Damon. (S5) Modern Family 5/24. (S3)
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AM Republic of Doyle (S2)
Bones 22/22. (S1) Bull 21/23. (S1) NCIS 13/24. (S12) NOON Bones 1&2/21. (S2) PM The Mentalist 4/13. (S7) NCIS 14/24. (S12) Bull 22/23. (S1) Bones 3/21. The shrouded body of a teenage boy is discovered. (S2) 6.00 The Mentalist 5/13. Jane and Lisbon reinvestigate the murder of a colonel’s wife. (S7)
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7.00 Motive The Glass House: 4/13. The team investigate when an employee of a digital security consulting firm is murdered.
7.00 Warehouse 13 Nevermore: 12/13. Myka visits her father, to find his illness a result of exposure to an artefact. (S1)
7.00 My Dream Home Drew Scott and Jonathan Scott help a couple who are now looking for their ultimate dream home.
7.00 Modern Family 6/24. Phil spends quality time with Haley. (S3) 7.30 The Mindy Project New episode 12/26. (S4)
7.00 NCIS Cabin Fever: 15/24. The team suspect Gibbs’ arch-nemesis is behind an explosion at a summit on global terror.
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8.00 Motive The Suicide Tree: 5/13. The team try to unravel clues when a florist is implicated in a robbery-gone-wrong. (S3)
8.00 Merlin To Kill the King: 12/13. Tom is caught practising magic and faces trial, but Morgana tries to help him escape. (S1)
8.00 Sun, Sea and Brides to Be A golf buggy threatens a bride’s hairdo, and Angela protects a special portrait on a windy beach.
8.00 The Mindy Project New episodes 13/26. Mindy recalls her first day. 8.30 14/26. Mindy plans a romantic night. (S4)
8.00 NCIS Blast from the Past: 16/24. Bishop becomes anxious at the thought of having to work incognito in the future. (S12)
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9.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries New episode Out on a Limb: 7/10. A showgirl dies by falling off the rooftop of a club. (S3)
9.00 The Twilight Zone New episode The Comedian: 2/10. A man discovers his jokes can wipe people out of existence. (S1)
9.00 Inside the Ambulance Paramedics respond when a taxi-driver is injured in a head-on collision with a car.
9.00 Family Guy 9/20. Peter and Brian go head to head. (S17) 9.30 2/21. Peter’s Irish father moves in. (S2)
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10.00 FILM Guardian Horror thriller starring Mario Van Peebles and James Remar. (2000, 15, 86min) ★
10.00 The Wedding Fixer New edition Sarah Haywood helps plan a low-cost Indian fusion wedding in Canterbury.
10.00 Family Guy 3/21. Civilisation is destroyed in a millennial apocalypse. 10.30 4/21. Brian falls in love with Lois. (S2)
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10.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Space for Murder – Part One: 5/8. Peregrine goes undercover. (S1)
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11.00 New Tricks London Underground: The team investigate the death of a film critic. Guest stars Barnaby Kay. 12.20 AM The Doctor Blake Mysteries 7/10. (S5) 1.20 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 2.40 to 4.00 AM The Assets
12.00 M’T The Twilight Zone 1.00 AM Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 11&12/26. (S4) 3.00 Marvel’s Runaways 8/10. The team end up in a post-apocalyptic LA. (S3) 4.00 to 6.00 AM Star Trek: Voyager
11.00 Inside the Ambulance Medics attend a woman who has had a seizure in the street. 12.00 M’T One Born Every Minute 1.00 AM Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 4/13. (S3) 2.35 to 3.00 AM Renovate My Home: Leave It to Bryan
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6.00 AM Daniel Harding: The Inaugural Concert 8.30 Watercolour Challenge 9.00 The South Bank Show 9.30 Auction 10.00 Tales of the Unexpected 11.00 Discovering 1.00 PM South Bank Show 1.30 Watercolour Challenge 2.00 The Making of Marc Bolan 3.00 More Than This: The Story of Roxy Music 4.00 Tales of the Unexpected 5.00 Discovering 7.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2020 8.00 New edition (S6) 9.00 I Am Paul Walker 11.00 The Nineties 12.00 M’T Portrait Artist of the Year 2020 1.00 AM Video Killed the Radio Star 1.30 Almost Fashionable: A Film About Travis 2.45 Off Camera with Sam Jones 4.00 to 6.00 AM Discovering
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8.00 AM 3rd Rock from the Sun 11/26. (S2) 8.20 House 4&5/16. (S4) 10.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 11.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.00 NOON Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 3.00 PM Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 House 14&15/16. (S4) 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 8.00 FILM Jumanji Fantasy adventure starring Robin Williams. (1995, PG, 104min) ★★★★ 10.00 FILM Battle: Los Angeles Epic sci-fi adventure. (2011, 12, 116min) ★★★ 12.25 AM Sinkholes 1.20 Young, Dumb and Banged Up in the Sun 2.20 to 4.00 AM Riverdale
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5.00 PM FILM American Outlaws Western. (2001, 12, 94min) ★ 6.55 Zoom In 7.05 FILM 6 Below: Miracle on the Mountain Adventure. (2016, 12, 98min) ★★★ 9.00 The Terror The C the C the Open C: 9/10. The men are pushed to the edge. (S1) 10.10 Visionaries: Eli Roth’s History of Horror 5/7. Eli Roth and his guests discuss all manner of movie monsters. 11.05 FILM The Road Drama. (2009, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 1.10 AM FILM Dragon Blade Historical adventure. (2015, 15, 101min) ★★ 3.05 The Terror As 9.00pm. 4.10 to 5.00 AM Visionaries: Eli Roth’s History of…
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9.00 AM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives A girl’s body is found 10 days after she vanished. 7.30 A woman about to testify against her attacker is murdered. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery A man suspected in his girlfriend’s murder swears his innocence. 9.00 Cold Blood Police investigate the murder of a young woman. 10.00 Murder By the Sea New edition The case of Robert Henry Davies. 11.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 12.00 M’T Wives with Knives 1.00 AM Cold Blood 2.00 Murder By the Sea 3.00 I Survived 3.45 Unsolved Mysteries 5.10 to 6.00 AM Bondi Rescue +1hour 246 201 67 136
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Deal or No Deal The Chase Dale’s Supermarket Sweep Double bill. 11.00 Bruce’s Price Is Right 12.00 NOON Wheel of Fortune Game show. 1.00 PM Catchphrase 2.00 Family Fortunes 2.30 All Star Family Fortunes With Jennie Bond. 3.15 Jane McDonald takes on Joe McFadden. 4.00 Bullseye 5.00 Golden Balls 6.00 Weakest Link 7.00 Pointless 8.00 The Chase 10.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 11.00 Bullseye 12.00 M’T Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 1.00 AM The Chase 4.00 to 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal +1hour 251 230 147
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AM Impractical Jokers Teleshopping Impractical Jokers Friends (S2) The Office (US) (S8) NOON Bob’s Burgers PM Wipeout USA Most Ridiculous Impractical Jokers Bob’s Burgers (S8) The Middle (S6) Will & Grace (S8) The Office (US) (S8) My Name Is Earl (S4) Friends (S2) South Park (S21) Ricky Gervais Show Michael McIntyre M’T Lee Evans Live AM Russell’s Good News Stand Up Central Hood Adjacent (S1) Bob’s Burgers (S1) Impractical Jokers to 6.00 AM Will & Grace +1hour 227
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7.00 AM News 7.30 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.00 Total Bellas 11.00 Pop of the Morning New edition 12.00 NOON Kourtney & Kim Take Miami 1.00 PM Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Botched 5.00 News: Daily Pop 6.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 7.00 Botched 8.00 NEW SERIES In the Room With Chris Pratt. 8.30 Meet the Frasers 9.00 Very Cavallari 10.00 Botched 11.00 Nightly Pop New edition 11.30 Meet the Frasers 12.00 M’T Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.00 AM Botched 2.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Keeping Up with the… 4.00 to 5.00 AM I Am Cait
6.00 AM Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.30 30 Minute Meals 7.00 Giada at Home 9.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics 12.00 NOON Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 1.00 PM Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 2.00 James Martin: Yorkshire’s Finest 3.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute… 3.30 30 Minute Meals 4.00 The Pioneer Woman 6.00 James Martin: Delicious 7.00 Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 8.00 The Bikers’ Food Tour… 9.00 An Italian Returns to Mexico Double bill. 10.00 Martin: Home Comforts 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00 M’T Diners, Drive-Ins… 2.00 to 3.00 AM Mystery Diners +1hour 240 149
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9.00 AM The A-Team 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 12.00 NOON Trucking Hell 1.00 PM Police Interceptors 3.00 Traffic Cops 5.00 The A-Team 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 Police Raids: Caught by Surprise A specialist counterfeit raid team targets businesses suspected of dealing in fake goods. 10.00 Police Interceptors Unleashed A drink-driver crashes his car into a house. 11.00 Frontline Police 24/7 New edition 12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad 1.00 AM The Virginian: Men from Shiloh 2.40 The X-Files 4.20 to 6.00 AM Knight Rider +1hour 250 94
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American Pickers Deadliest Catch Gold Divers Outback Truckers Wheeler Dealers Chasing Classic Cars NOON American Pickers PM Railroad Alaska Deadliest Catch Gold Divers Salvage Hunters Outback Truckers Wheeler Dealers American Pickers Salvage Hunters Born Mucky: Life on the Farm New edition 10.00 The Repair Shop 11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00 M’T Wheeler Dealers 1.00 AM Outback Truckers 2.00 American Chopper 3.00 Fantomworks 4.00 Dirty Jobs 5.00 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made +1hour 244 213 76 168
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6.00 AM Fantasy Homes by the Sea As 2.00pm. 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 11.00 Antiques Road Trip 1.00 PM Celebrity Fantasy Homes Mica Paris. 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea In Puglia, Italy. 3.00 French Collection 4.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 6.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.00 Antiques Road Trip 9.00 Helicopter ER Medics face a fight to save a biker’s leg following a freak accident. 10.00 Body Cam 11.00 Helicopter ER 12.00 M’T Ghost Adventures 1.00 AM Most Haunted 2.00 Teleshopping 4.00 to 6.00 AM Antiques Road Trip
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Highway Cops Canada’s Front Line Send in the Dogs UK Road Wars Brit Cops NOON Nabbed PM A Lie to Die For Murders That Shocked the Nation 3.00 Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars 5.00 Brit Cops 6.00 Send in the Dogs UK 7.00 Snapped 8.00 A Lie to Die For 9.00 NEW SERIES World’s Most Evil Killers 10.00 Snapped New edition 11.00 World’s Most Evil 12.00 M’T Murders That… 1.00 AM Fred & Rose: The Unanswered Questions 2.00 Snapped 3.00 Murder Uncovered 4.00 Brit Cops 5.00 to 6.00 AM Nabbed +1hour 221 207
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Judge Judy PM Pawn Stars Storage Wars Little Women: Atlanta Dance Moms Pawn Stars Flipping Vegas Judge Judy Ghost Hunters A visit to the Original Springs Hotel in Okawville. Storage Wars The buyers head for auctions in San Diego. 10.30 Rene cannot control his excitement over a collector’s unit. Hardcore Pawn A customer brings in an Olympic torch. 11.30 Les attends a business meeting. M’T Pawn Stars AM Kiss, Bang, Love Australia Storage Wars to 4.00 AM Hardcore Pawn
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Bait Car: LA Speeders Bait Car: LA PM Speeders Speeders Officer Hartsell pulls over a car that is decorated with pieces of junk. 7.30 Officer Williams pulls over a car full of Italian tourists. 8.00 Officer Olson pulls over a couple of teens and gives them a quiz. 8.30 Officer Williams pulls over a confused wedding planner. Bait Car: LA Four editions of the documentary series about car criminals. Speeders M’T Bait Car AM Speeders Bait Car: LA Bait Car: San Francisco Speeders to 6.00 AM Bait Car
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AM Say Yes to the Dress Bondi Vet Animal Cops Phoenix Money for Nothing Forensic Detectives NOON Disappeared PM Faking It: Tears of a Crime 3.00 Say Yes to the Dress: UK Six editions. 6.00 Money for Nothing 7.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00 My 600lb Life: Where Are They Now? Teretha struggles in rehab. 9.00 My 600lb Life New edition 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives 1.00 AM Crime Stories 2.00 Murder Comes to Town 3.00 FBI Files 3.50 Animal Cops Phoenix 4.40 Bondi Vet 5.30 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress +1hour 249 78 170
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9.00 AM Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.20 FILM Drew Peterson: Untouchable Drama. (2012, 12, 84min) ★★ 11.05 The Hotel Inspector 12.00 NOON Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun 1.00 PM The Dog Rescuers 2.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Double bill. 4.00 The Yorkshire Vet 5.00 The Dog Rescuers 6.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Double bill. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet 9.00 Britain’s Great Rivers: Then & Now New edition The Trent. 10.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary. 11.00 The Dog Rescuers 12.00 M’T Weather Gone Viral 12.55 AM Cruising with Jane McDonald 1.55 Red Arrows: Kings of the Sky 2.55 The Dog Rescuers 3.55 to 4.00 AM Access
6.00 AM American Restoration 7.00 Ancient Aliens 8.00 Hangar 1: UFO Files 9.00 Storage Wars: Texas 10.00 Hardcore Pawn 11.00 Pawn Stars 12.00 NOON Storage Wars 1.00 PM Auction Hunters 2.00 Storage Wars: Texas 3.00 Air Crash: Disasters Uncovered 4.00 Hangar 1: UFO Files 5.00 Ancient Aliens 6.00 Pawn Stars 7.00 Storage Wars 8.00 Auction Hunters 9.00 Dog The Bounty Hunter: Most Wanted 10.00 Pirate Traders 11.00 Storage Wars 12.00 M’T Auction Hunters 1.00 AM Storage Wars: Texas Double bill. 2.00 American Restoration 3.00 Swamp People 4.00 Ernie the Wildman 5.00 to 6.00 AM Pawn Stars
6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids 8.00 Say Yes… UK 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress 10.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 11.00 Say Yes: Wedding SOS 12.00 NOON Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta 2.00 PM Dr Pimple Popper 3.00 Sister Wives 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Australia Double bill. 5.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress 7.00 My Big Fat Fabulous Life 8.00 Love After Lock Up 9.00 Dr Pimple Popper 10.00 Hot & Heavy 11.00 Dr Pimple Popper 12.00 M’T Love After Lock Up 1.00 AM Dr Pimple Popper 2.00 Hot & Heavy 3.00 Dr Pimple Popper 4.00 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta +1hour 233 172
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6.00 AM Combat Dealers 7.00 Robson Green: Extreme Fisherman On Madagascar. 8.00 Kindig Customs 9.00 Code of the Wild 10.00 UFOs: The Lost Evidence 11.00 Fast N’ Loud 12.00 NOON Gold Rush: White Water 1.00 PM Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.00 Combat Dealers 3.00 WW2: Complete History 4.00 Building Off the Grid 5.00 Best of Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Fast N’ Loud
6.00 AM The Zoo: San Diego 7.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb 8.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees 10.00 Animal Cops Houston 12.00 NOON Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters A giant halibut. 1.00 PM My Cat from Hell 2.00 Alaskan Bush People 3.00 Amanda to the Rescue 5.00 Crikey! It’s the Irwins 6.00 Bondi Vet: Coast to Coast Dr Danni Dusek helps her friend’s cat that keeps fighting with its neighbour.
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7.00 Animal Cops Detroit The team visit a house near Detroit that has become overrun by aggressive feral cats.
7.00 Car S.O.S Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw surprise a car fanatic by fixing up his beloved 1938 MG TA.
7.00 American Pickers Frank runs into a brick wall while negotiating a deal with a collector refusing to budge on prices.
7.00 Underground Worlds An underground city beneath a forest in Northern France built to house 3,000 people.
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8.00 The Zoo A slow loris has weight problems, keepers take the penguins for a CT scan, and an ocopy has pain in his hooves.
8.00 World War I Apocalypse Examining milestones of World War One, revealing the stories of a host of soldiers and civilians.
8.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges Rob Bell considers London’s Tower Bridge, which was built to a revolutionary design.
8.00 Abandoned Engineering New edition An American prison for the violent and deranged with links to an infamous cult.
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9.00 Alaskan Bush People The Brown brothers are forced to step up when they build a new cabin for the whole family,.
9.00 World War II: The Apocalypse The story of the war, featuring haunting images of Jewish persecution.
9.00 Conspiracy Headlinehitting disappearances, including the mystery of Lord Lucan and the fate of Robert Maxwell.
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10.00 Gold Rush: Dave Turin’s Lost Mine New edition A potential flaw with their trommel could end the crew’s season early.
10.00 Animal Cops San Francisco Lieutenant Scott uncovers an illegal cache of dangerous constrictor snakes.
9.00 The Two Ronnies Vintage comedy sketches, and a guest spot by Pan’s People. 9.55 Including a musical interlude with Jehosophat and Jones.
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10.00 Apocalypse: Cold War How the Allied powers became ideologically opposed in the aftermath of World War Two.
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The Zoo As 8.00pm. Animal Cops San Francisco Crikey! It’s the Irwins Nature’s Strangest Mysteries: Solved 5.10 to 6.00 AM My Cat from Hell +1hour 262 259
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10.00 Ancient Aliens New edition How, since the first atomic bomb went off, UFOs have been seen at nuclear facilities.
11.00 Air Crash Investigation A collision over Tenerife. 12.00 M’T Alaska State Troopers 1.00 AM Airport Security: Peru 2.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 3.00 Air Crash Investigation: Special Report 4.00 to 5.00 AM Air Crash Investigation
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9.00 AM Collar of Duty 10.00 Naomi’s Nightmares of Nature Double bill. 11.00 Earth: The Nature of Our Planet 12.00 NOON Planet Earth II 1.00 PM Planet Earth 2.00 Life on Earth: A New Prehistory 3.00 Collar of Duty 4.00 Naomi’s Nightmares… 5.00 Earth: The Nature of… 6.00 Collar of Duty 7.00 Planet Earth 8.00 Planet Earth II 9.00 Naomi’s Nightmares… 10.00 Earth: The Nature of… 11.00 Life on Earth: A New… 12.00 M’T Planet Earth II 1.00 AM Planet Earth 2.00 Life on Earth: A New… 3.00 Collar of Duty 3.50 Naomi’s Nightmares… 4.40 Earth: The Nature of… 5.30 to 6.00 AM Frontier Borneo +1hour 266 246
8.00 AM The Hidden Kingdoms of China 1.00 PM Okavango: River of Dreams Triple bill. 4.00 Monster Fish 6.00 Wild Nordic 7.00 Snakes in the City Simon and Siouxsie help a man who did not know he was room sharing with a mamba. 8.00 Exotic Animal ER Series finale A kinkajou has burns on his tail and back paws, possibly from lightning. 9.00 Wild Portugal Footage of the nation’s wildlife. 10.00 Scotland’s Killer Seals Examining the threats facing Grey seals in the North Atlantic. 11.00 Snakes in the City A python at a pool party. 12.00 M’T Animals Gone Wild 2.00 AM Okavango: River of Dreams 3.00 to 5.00 AM Monster Fish
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Forged in Fire The Strongest Man in History The guys attempt the American Revolution’s shows of strength. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Storage Wars
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Battle 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Ancient Aliens PM Engineering an Empire Double bill. The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved Patton 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Battle 360 CGI reconstruction of the battle of Midway. Ancient Impossible A look at how Egypt’s pyramids were built. Where Did It Come From? The high-rise accommodation of Roman times. Hunting Isis Soviet Storm: WWII in the East M’T Hangar 1: UFO Files AM Ancient Aliens to 5.00 AM The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved
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Impossible Railways Forbidden History Secret Nazi Bases Nazi Victory: Post-War Plan Underground Worlds NOON Impossible Railways PM Secrets of Britain Walking Through History Underground Worlds Impossible Railways Secret Nazi Bases Nazi Victory: The Post-War Plan Plans to build new cities.
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8.00 AM World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 9.10 Reconstruction: America After the Civil War 10.30 Hitler on Trial: Truth Behind the Drama 11.50 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 1.00 PM Byzantium: A Tale of Three Cities 2.10 Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire 2.40 Reconstruction… 3.55 Hitler on Trial: Truth Behind the Drama 5.05 Byzantium: A Tale of… 6.15 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 7.20 Byzantium: A Tale of… 8.30 Reconstruction… 9.45 Nuremberg – Nazis on Trial Albert Speer. 11.00 Byzantium: A Tale of… 12.10 AM Reconstruction… 1.30 to 2.00 AM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire
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11.00 Gold Rush: The Dirt New edition Candid interviews. 12.00 M’T Gold Rush As 9.00pm. 1.00 AM Gold Rush: Dave Turin’s Lost Mine As 10.00pm. 2.00 Richard Hammond’s Big 3.00 Gold Rush As 9.00pm. 3.50 Kindig Customs 5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made
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8.00 Godzilla: King of the Monsters Fantasy sequel starring Vera Farmiga and Millie Bobby Brown. The Monarch agency face off against an army of creatures, including Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah. (2019, 12, 132min) ★★★
8.00 Up Animated comedy featuring the voice of Ed Asner. A retired balloon salesman and an eightyear-old boy scout float away to an adventure in a lost world in the jungles of South America. (2009, U, 92min) ★★★★★
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The Candidate (2018) ★★★★ The 2020 Top Ten Show Killers Anonymous PM Godzilla: King of the Monsters As 8.00pm. PREMIERE Straight Up Romantic comedy, as 10.15pm. UFO Sci-fi action thriller. (2018, 12, 88min) ★★★ The 2020 Top Ten Show Killers Anonymous Thriller. (2019, 15, 95min) ★
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AM Cloudy with a Chance… Babe As 4.50pm. Babe: Pig in the City Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets As 8pm. PM The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader As 12.40am. Babe (1995) ★★★★★ Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) ★★★
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6.00 AM Alpha Adventure. (2018, 12, 96min) ★★★ 7.45 Winchester ’73 As 4.15am. 9.30 Lethal Weapon As 6.00pm. 11.30 Lethal Weapon 2 As 8pm. 1.30 PM Lethal Weapon 3 Action thriller sequel, as 10.00pm. 3.45 Lethal Weapon 4 Action thriller sequel, as 12.15am. 6.00 Lethal Weapon Action thriller starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover and Gary Busey. (1987, 18, 110min) ★★★★
7.10 AM Sometimes Always Never As 3.45pm. 8.45 The Wedding Guest 10.30 Tag As shown at 9.00pm. 12.15 PM Instant Family As 7pm. 2.15 Arizona Comedy. (2017) ★★ 3.45 Sometimes Always Never Comedy drama with Bill Nighy. (2018, 12, 91min) ★★★★ 5.20 Grand-Daddy Day Care Comedy. (2019, 12, 96min) ★ 7.00 Instant Family Comedy. (2018, 12, 118min) ★★★★
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6.55 AM Brother Bear Animation. (2003, U, 85min) ★★★ 8.25 Incredibles 2 As 3.50pm. 10.25 Aladdin As 5.50pm. 12.35 PM Up As 8.00pm. 2.15 Tarzan Animated adventure. (1999, U, 88min) ★★★★ 3.50 Incredibles 2 Animation. (2018, PG, 118min) ★★★★ 5.50 Aladdin Live-action re-imagining of the animated movie, starring Will Smith. (2019, PG, 128min) ★★★★
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9.40 Hocus Pocus Supernatural comedy starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy. (1993, PG, 97min) ★★★
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8.00 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Fantasy adventure starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson. The boy wizard and his friends confront a mysterious dark force at Hogwarts. With Kenneth Branagh. (2002, PG, 161min) ★★★★
8.00 Lethal Weapon 2 Violent action thriller sequel starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover as hardhitting LA cops on the trail of a murderous South African drug trafficker. With Joe Pesci and Joss Ackland. (1989, 15, 110min) ★★★★
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12.40 AM The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Fantasy adventure with Ben Barnes. (2010, PG, 112min) ★★★ 2.35 Babe: Pig in the City Comedy drama sequel starring Magda Szubanski. (1998, U, 96min) ★★★★ 4.20 to 6.15 AM Jumanji Fantasy adventure, as 10.45pm.
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Lethal Weapon
10.00 Lethal Weapon 3 Comedy action thriller sequel starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. The mismatched LA cop partners pursue a violent gunrunner. With Rene Russo and Joe Pesci. (1992, 15, 118min) ★★
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9.00 Tag Comedy starring Jeremy Renner. A group of former classmates organise an elaborate game of tag that requires some to travel all over the United States. (2018, 15, 100min) ★★★
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12.50 AM The Wedding Guest Comedy with Justin Long. (2018, 15, 105min) ★★ 2.45 Changeland Comedy drama. (2019, 15, 86min) ★★ 4.25 to 6.25 AM Roxanne Romantic comedy. (1987, PG, 102min) ★★★★
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7.15 AM Charlie’s Angels (2000) ★★ 9.00 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Comedy. (2004) ★★★ 10.55 Can You Ever Forgive Me? 12.50 PM A Star Is Born: Extended Version As shown at 9.00pm. 3.15 Austin Powers in Goldmember Spoof espionage thriller sequel. (2002, 12, 93min) ★★ 5.00 Night School Comedy. (2018, 15, 111min) ★★
6.10 AM Tremors (1990) ★★★★ 7.55 Highlander Sci-fi action thriller. (1986, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 9.55 Men in Black II As 7.30pm. 11.30 The Blind Side As 9.00pm. 1.45 PM The Desert Rats War drama. (1953, b/w, U, 88min) ★★★★ 3.20 Jaws Adventure thriller. (1975, 12, 125min) ★★★★★ 5.30 War of the Worlds Sci-fi. (2005, 12, 116min) ★★★★
7.05 AM Off Set 7.25 Return of the Gunfighter Western. (1966, U, 93min) ★★ 9.35 Carson City (1952) ★★★ 11.25 12 Angry Men (1957) 1.30 PM Colt .45 Western. (1950, U, 74min) ★★★ 3.00 Bad Man from Red Butte Western. (1940, b/w, U) ★★ 4.15 Cimarron Western remake. (1960, U, 142min) ★★★
6.00 AM Sons of the Sea (1939) ★★ 7.30 The Lost Hours (1952) ★★ 9.00 Oh Rosalinda!! (1955) ★★ 11.00 Richard Diamond 11.30 Sammy’s Super T-Shirt (1978) 12.45 PM Make Mine a Million (1959) 2.25 Mad About Men (1954) ★★★ 4.10 Another Man’s Poison Thriller. (1951, b/w, PG, 90min) ★★ 6.00 No Lady Comedy with Lupino Lane. (1931, b/w, U, 72min) ★★
8.00 AM Andromeda 22/22. (S2) 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 6/26. (S6) 10.00 Star Trek 7/24. (S3) 11.00 Locusts: The 8th Plague Sci-fi thriller. (2005, 15, 82min) ★★ 1.00 PM Jurassic Hunters Sci-fi thriller. (2015, PG, 89min) ★★ 3.00 Lost in Space 1/30. (S2) 4.00 Annihilation Earth Sci-fi action film. (2009, 15, 120min) ★★ 6.00 Star Trek 8/24. (S3)
7.00 Can You Ever Forgive Me? Comedy with Melissa McCarthy. While suffering financial troubles, a writer finds a way to make ends meet – forging letters from literary legends. (2018, 15, 106min) ★★★★ 9.00 A Star Is Born: Extended Version Extended version of the drama, starring Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. A fading music star falls in love with a nightclub singer-songwriter. (2018, 15, 150min) ★★★★★
7.30 Men in Black II Sci-fi comedy sequel starring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. When an alien threatens Earth, MIB agent Jay needs the help of his former partner Kay to save the planet. (2002, PG, 88min) ★★★ 9.00 The Blind Side Fact-based drama starring Oscar-winning Sandra Bullock. A wealthy white southerner adopts a homeless black teenager and spurs him on to sporting success. (2009, 12, 129min) ★★★
7.15 The Nevadan Western starring Randolph Scott and Dorothy Malone. In order to locate a vast stash of stolen gold, a US Marshal orchestrates the escape of a stagecoach robber. (1949, U, 81min) ★★ 9.00 Out for Justice Martial arts thriller starring Steven Seagal, William Forsythe and Jerry Orbach. When a policeman is gunned down, his partner relentlessly pursues the killer. (1991, 18, 91min) ★
7.20 Please Turn Over Comedy starring Julia Lockwood as a teenager who writes a bestselling novel containing portraits of her family and friends. (1959, b/w, PG, 87min) ★★ 9.00 Reilly: Ace of Spies 10.00 Mr Denning Drives North Suspenseful drama about a happy family whose lives are thrown into turmoil by an accident. Stars John Mills, Phyllis Calvert and Herbert Lom. (1951, b/w, PG, 93min) ★★
7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 7/26. (S6) 8.00 Mutant X Conspiracy Theory: 12/22. Lexa debates her future with the team. (S3) 9.00 Inanimate Sci-fi horror starring Lance Henriksen. Students travelling on a trawler in the Bering Sea face a battle for survival against a mutating alien. (2015, 15, 78min) ★★ 10.35 Hollow Man Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi thriller starring Elisabeth Shue and Kevin Bacon. (2000, 18, 113min) ★★
11.30 Wanted Fantasy. (2008) ★★★ 1.30 AM The Fast and the Furious Thriller. (2001, 15) ★★★ 3.25 Battle: Los Angeles Sci-fi. (2011, 12, 116min) ★★★ 5.30 to 7.55 AM Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) ★★★★
11.15 First Blood Action adventure. (1982, 15, 93min) ★★★★ 1.00 AM Rambo: First Blood Part II Action adventure sequel. (1985, 15, 96min) ★★★ 2.45 Rambo III Adventure sequel. (1987, 18, 101min) ★★★ 4.35 to 6.15 AM The Desert Rats
11.00 Payback Action thriller. (1998, 18, 101min) ★★ 1.10 AM Assassins Action thriller. (1995, 15, 133min) ★★ 3.35 to 7.30 AM Hollywood’s Best Film Directors
11.50 Tread Softly Stranger Thriller. (1957, b/w, PG, 91min) ★★ 1.35 AM The Party’s Over Drama. (1965, b/w, 12, 94min) ★★ 3.25 Ghosts on the Loose (1943) 4.45 Sound Waves and Their Sources Properties of sound. 5.00 to 6.00 AM Rooms
12.45 AM The Remaining Horror with Johnny Pacar and Shaun Sipos. (2014, 15, 86min) ★★ 2.35 to 4.30 AM Black Water Australian thriller starring Diana Glenn. (2007, 15, 85min) ★★★★
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6.35 AM Steel Country Thriller. (2018, 15, 89min) ★★★ 8.20 Vault Crime thriller with Theo Rossi. (2019, 15, 99min) ★★ 10.10 The Da Vinci Code Thriller, as shown at 6.30pm. 12.40 PM The Mule As 9.00pm. 2.50 Jacob’s Ladder Thriller remake. (2019, 15, 89min) ★ 4.30 The International Thriller. (2009, 15, 113min) ★★★ 6.30 The Da Vinci Code Thriller. (2006, 12, 149min) ★★★
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6.00 AM Above the Shadows Fantasy, as 4.00pm. 8.00 Blade Runner: The Final Cut Sci-fi thriller, as 12.00m’t. 10.00 Flash Gordon As 6.00pm. 12.00 NOON A Quiet Place Horror, as shown at 8.00pm. 1.45 PM Glass As 9.45pm. 4.00 Above the Shadows Fantasy. (2019, 12, 111min) ★★★ 6.00 Flash Gordon Sci-fi adventure with Sam J Jones. (1980, PG, 115min) ★★★
6.10 AM Kick-Ass Action thriller. (2010, 15, 117min) ★★★ 8.15 Kick-Ass 2 Action thriller sequel. (2013, 15, 103min) ★★ 10.10 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse As 7.00pm. 12.15 PM Spider-Man As 11.00pm. 2.20 Spider-Man 2 As 1.10am. 4.35 Spider-Man 3 Fantasy. (2007, 12, 138min) ★★★ 7.00 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Animation. (2018, PG, 117min) ★★★★
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day The Next Karate Kid PM The Darkest Minds Thriller. (2018, 12, 104min) ★★ 1.50 Edge of Tomorrow Sci-fi adventure starring Tom Cruise. (2014, 12, 113min) ★★★ 3.50 Mortal Engines Fantasy. (2018, 12, 128min) ★★★ 6.00 Kick-Ass Comic-book action thriller starring Aaron Johnson. (2010, 15, 117min) ★★★
Kick-Ass
8.00 Kick-Ass 2 Comic-book action thriller sequel starring Aaron Johnson and Chloë Grace Moretz. Costumed crime-fighters Kick-Ass and Hit Girl come under threat from a dead mobster’s son. (2013, 15, 103min) ★★
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8.00 A Quiet Place Horror starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. A family is forced to live in silence while hiding from monsters with hypersensitive hearing. (2018, 15, 90min) ★★★★
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12.00 M’T Blade Runner: The Final Cut Ridley Scott’s definitive version of the cult sci-fi thriller, starring Harrison Ford. (1982, 15, 117min) ★★★★★ 2.00 AM Death Do Us Part Comedy horror starring Zoe Tapper. (2018, 18, 91min) ★★ 3.45 Iron Sky: The Coming Race Fantasy adventure with Lara Rossi. (2019, 15, 90min) ★ 5.30 to 6.00 AM Sky Cinema Preview
11.00 Spider-Man Fantasy adventure starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. (2002, 12, 121min) ★★★★ 1.10 AM Spider-Man 2 Fantasy adventure sequel starring Tobey Maguire, Alfred Molina and Kirsten Dunst. (2004, PG, 127min) ★★★★ 3.25 Spider-Man 3 As 4.35pm. 5.50 to 7.20 AM Underdog Canine comedy starring Jim Belushi. (2007, U, 78min) ★★
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6.00 AM Hotel Reserve (1944) ★★ 7.50 Convicted Prison drama. (1950, b/w, PG, 91min) ★★★ 9.45 Far from the Madding Crowd Drama. (1967, U, 156min) ★★★ 1.05 PM The Wild One Drama. (1953, b/w, PG, 80min) ★★★ 2.45 On the Waterfront Drama. (1954, b/w, PG) ★★★★★ 5.00 Footsteps in the Fog Thriller. (1955, PG, 90min) ★★★
9.00 AM Cyberstalker Thriller. (2012, 15, 92min) ★★ 11.05 Maternal Obsession Thriller. (2010, 12, 93min) ★★ 1.00 PM Garage Sale Mystery: All That Glitters Mystery with Lori Loughlin and Sarah Strange. 2.45 Broken Promise Thriller. (2016, PG, 92min) ★★ 4.35 The Double Crime thriller. (2011, 12, 94min) ★★
6.00 AM A Man Called Django (1971) 7.50 Prelude to War 9.00 The West Wall 10.10 The Anderson Tapes (1971) 12.05 PM The Persuaders! 1.05 Fort Apache Western. (1948, b/w, U, 127min) ★★★★ 3.40 Appointment In Berlin Drama. (1943, U, 77min) ★★ 5.20 Ike: Countdown to D-Day Historical drama. (2004) ★★★
7.00 AM Taking a Chance on Love Drama. (2009, PG, 88min) ★★ 9.00 Love on Ice Drama. (2017) ★★ 11.00 The Birthday Wish (2017) ★★ 1.00 PM Love’s Last Resort Drama. (2017, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00 Karen Kingsbury’s The Bridge – Part 1 Drama. (2015) ★★ 5.00 A Case of Murder: Garage Sale Mystery Thriller with Lori Loughlin and Sarah Strange.
6.50 Loss of Innocence Drama starring Susannah York and Kenneth More. A British teenager experiences a sexual awakening when left in the care of a French hotelier and her lover while her mother is ill. (1961, PG, 97min) ★★ 9.00 Eyes of Laura Mars Suspense thriller starring Faye Dunaway as a fashion photographer who has premonitions of a series of grisly murders. With Tommy Lee Jones. (1978, 15, 104min) ★★★
6.25 Queen of the Desert Biopic of Gertrude Bell, starring Nicole Kidman and James Franco. (2015, PG, 128min) ★★ 9.00 Rambo Action drama sequel starring Sylvester Stallone. Vietnam veteran John Rambo takes on the Burmese Army to rescue a captive group of missionaries. With Julie Benz. (2008, 18, 92min) ★★★ 10.45 Sniper 2 Action thriller sequel starring Tom Berenger. (2002, 15, 86min) ★★★
7.10 40 Days and Nights Disaster thriller starring Monica Keena and Alex Carter. Sea levels rise after a tectonic shift threatening mankind with extinction, so the US military build a modern-day Noah’s Ark. (2012, 15, 86min) ★ 9.00 Days of Thunder High-speed drama starring Tom Cruise as a maverick stock-car racing driver who enjoys a meteoric rise in the sport until he is involved in a crash. With Nicole Kidman. (1990, 15, 107min) ★★★
7.00 Love Struck Cafe Romantic drama with Sarah Jane Morris. An architect must balance work and family commitments after her bosses send her home to negotiate a tricky property deal. (2017, PG, 84min) ★★ 9.00 Chronicle Mysteries: Recovered Crime drama starring Alison Sweeney and Dave Collette. A podcast presenter becomes obsessed with a cold-case disappearance. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★
11.05 Tom Jones Comedy adventure. (1963, PG, 129min) ★★★★ 1.40 AM His Name Was King (1971) 3.10 The Giants of Thessaly (1960) 4.35 to 6.00 AM The Warrior and the Slave Girl (1958) ★★
12.35 AM A Single Shot Thriller starring Sam Rockwell and Ted Levine. (2013, 15, 110min) ★★ 3.05 to 6.00 AM Seven Years in Tibet Epic true-story adventure. (1997, PG, 135min) ★★
11.10 Criminal Activities Crime thriller starring John Travolta. (2015, 15, 94min) ★★★ 1.00 AM Phantom Cold War action drama. (2013, 15, 94min) ★★ 3.00 to 4.00 AM The Hitler Youth
11.00 Love at First Dance Drama. (2018, PG, 120min) ★★ 1.00 AM An Hour Behind Romantic comedy. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 to 5.00 AM A Ring by Spring Comedy. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★
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11.05 Conan the Barbarian Action fantasy adventure starring Jason Momoa. A young warrior grows up determined to wreak revenge on the evil warlord who slew his father. (2010, 15, 112min) ★★ 1.15 to 3.25 AM A Dark Song Horror starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. (2016, 15, 100min) ★★★★
12.15 AM Red Sonja Fantasy adventure starring Brigitte Nielsen. (1985, 15, 89min) ★ 1.50 Aliens: Special Edition James Cameron’s director’s cut of his sci-fi blockbuster, starring Sigourney Weaver. (1986, 18, 154min) ★★★★ 4.30 to 6.30 AM The Next Karate Kid Martial arts sequel starring Noriyuki ‘Pat’ Morita and Hilary Swank. (1994, PG, 104min) ★★
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9.00 Gifted Drama starring Chris Evans, Lindsay Duncan and Mckenna Grace. A single man attempts to raise his child-prodigy niece, but his formidable mother ruins his plans. (2017, 12, 101min) ★★★★
11.00 Gran Torino Drama directed by and starring Clint Eastwood, with Bee Vang. (2008, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 1.00 AM Wild Things Thriller with Kevin Bacon and Matt Dillon. (1998, 18, 109min) ★★ 3.00 Thoroughbreds Crime comedy starring Olivia Cooke. (2017, 15, 92min) ★★★★ 4.35 to 6.20 AM Point Last Seen Drama with Linda Hamilton. (1998, PG, 87min) ★★
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9.00 Venom Fantasy adventure starring Tom Hardy. A journalist gains superhuman strength and power when his body merges with an alien organism. With Michelle Williams and Riz Ahmed. (2018, 15, 112min) ★★★
9.45 Glass Fantasy thriller starring James McAvoy, Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson. A security guard tracks a disturbed man with 24 personalities. (2019, 15, 129min) ★★★
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Jeremy Vine (S) Paddington Station 24/7 (S)(R) PM News (S) Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords (S)(R) Access Showbiz news. (S) Home and Away (S)(AD) Neighbours (S)(AD) FILM Secrets in a Small Town Fact-based thriller starring Kate Drummond and Rya Kihlstedt. (S) (2019, PG, 105min) ★★ Friends 21&22/25. (S3) (S)(R) News (S) Neighbours Paige reveals a shocking truth after standing Mark up. (S)(R)(AD) Home and Away Tori learns that Leah is missing. (S)(R)(AD) News (S)
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RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) The Dog Whisperer (R) Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(AD) Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R) NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R) PM Hawaii Five-0 (S2) (S)(R) MacGyver 8/23. (S2) (S)(R) Modern Family (S10) (S)(R) The Simpsons Day of the Jackanapes: Sideshow Bob is released from prison. (S)(R) 5.30 Futurama Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch: Kif gets pregnant. (S)(R) 6.00 Less Than Hero: Fry and Leela discover a cream with special powers. (S)(R) 6.30 The Simpsons I’m Goin’ to Praiseland: Homer helps Ned to build a Christian amusement park called Praiseland. (S)(R)
SCOTLAND
N. IRELAND Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957
10.35pm Nolan Live New edition (S) 11.35 Eating with My Ex New edition (S) 12.05am Fight Dirty New edition (S) 12.35 Killing Eve (S)(R)(AD) 2.006.00am BBC News (S)
WALES Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964
10.30pm BBC Wales Live New edition (S) 11.00 Weather (S) 11.05 Eating with My Ex New edition (S) 11.35 Fight Dirty New edition (S) 12.05am Killing Eve (S)(R)(AD) 1.306.00am BBC News (S)
Sky 972, Freesat 969
10.00-10.30pm Spotlight (S)(R)
7.00 Secrets of the Royal Palaces
7.00 The Simpsons
Behind-the-scenes tales of the British monarchy’s residences, with a royal butler recalling how he accidentally ended up dancing with the Queen. (S)(R)
8.00 NEW Health Foods: Are They a Con?
WALES
SEAL Team
Sky 971, Freesat 971
Children of a Lesser Clod: Homer opens a daycare service for babies. (S)(R) 7.30 Simpsons Tall Tales: A tramp entertains the family with a series of yarns from American folklore. (S)(R)
Paul Connolly and Jean Johansson lift the lid on health foods, meeting a family who may be falling for some of the supermarket branding tricks. (S)
9.00 NEW Sarah Payne: 5 Mistakes That Caught the Killer
All’s Fair in Oven War: Homer challenges Marge to a cooking competition. (R) 8.30 Sleeping with the Enemy: Marge invites school bully Nelson Muntz to live with the family. (S)(R)
9.00 SEAL Team New episode Kill or Cure:
Examining the murder of Sarah Payne by Roy Whiting, and the evidence he left that led to him being arrested and locked up for life. (S)
competition heats up as the semi-final gets underway, and the chocolatiers are tasked to create their own Easter eggs. (S)
9/22. The unit head out on a mission to protect aid convoys in an Ebola hot zone after a warlord steals preserved samples of the virus that can be weaponised. (S3)
10.00 Avenue 5 New episode 7/8. Armando Iannucci’s sci-fi comedy. (S1)
10.35 Intelligence
11.05 Intelligence 4/6. GCHQ falls victim to a cyberattack. (S1) (R) 11.35 The Russell Howard Hour Topical comedy and entertainment show. (R) 12.35 AM The Heist 4/8. (R) 1.35 Caught on Dashcam (S)(R)(AD) 2.30 The Force: Manchester (S)(R) 3.30 Road Wars (S)(R) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(AD) 5.00 to 6.00 AM Futurama (S)(R)
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8.00 The Victorian House of Arts and Crafts 1/4. Modern crafters move in to a Victorian arts and crafts commune.
9.00 A Very British History Series finale 4/4. Rachel Nguyen tells the story of Vietnamese refugees who came to Britain in the 1970s and 1980s, learning more about the community she was brought up in. 10.00 The Stuarts 2/3. The impact of the Wars of the Three Kingdoms.
11.00 Blood and Gold: The Making of Spain with Simon Sebag Montefiore 12.00 M’T Treasures of Ancient Greece 1.00 AM Rhythms of India 2.00 The Victorian House of Arts and Crafts 3.00 to 4.00 AM A Very British History
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6.55 Escape to the Chateau: DIY Dick Strawbridge helps a Lincolnshire couple.
8.00 Jon Snow’s Very Hard Questions New edition Quiz hosted by Jon Snow.
9.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down New edition 9/10. The four remaining potters take part in the semi-final, and are asked to create a fully functioning toilet.
10.00 Jon Snow’s Very Hard Questions New edition Quiz hosted by Jon Snow.
11.05 24 Hours in A&E A girl falls down some stairs.
12.10 AM 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.15 The Great Pottery Throw Down As 9.00pm. 2.15 24 Hours in A&E 3.20 to 3.50 AM Food Unwrapped
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7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Double bill of clips. 8.00 Two and a Half Men
7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Man with a Plan New episode 12/22. (S1) 8.00 The Goldbergs New episode 3/22. (S7) 8.30 Schooled New episode
7/22. Walden and Alan arrange a double date. 8.30 8/22. Walden finds himself in danger. (S11) 9.00 Family Guy Internal Affairs: 22/23. Peter is reunited with an old foe. (S10) 9.30 Into Fat Air: 1/22. Lois is reunited with an old flame, making Peter jealous. (S11) 10.00 Celebrity Juice With Will Mellor and Stacey Solomon. 10.50 Family Guy Be Careful What You Fish For: 14/23. With the guest voice of Ricky Gervais. (S10)
11.20 American Dad! Double bill of the animated comedy.
More channels than any other TV magazine
and Tim Shaw restore a BMW 2002 Turbo.
118 118 816 115 176 6 113 7.00 AM Ellen DeGeneres Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 You’ve Been Framed! 9.20 Superstore 10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.45 You’ve Been Framed! 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show New edition 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!
S4C
3/6. Christine announces that the NHS servers have been hacked. (S1) (R)
11.05 Harvey Nichols: Britain’s Poshest Department Store (R) 12.05 AM The Woman Who Ate a House: PICA Syndrome (S)(R) 1.00 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.00 Access Showbiz news. (S) 3.10 The Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out (S)(R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (S)(SL)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (S)(SL)(R) 5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R) 205
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12.20 AM Two and a Half Men 1.15 Timewasters 2.15 CelebAbility 3.00 to 3.25 AM Guinness World Records
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9.00 Celebs Go Dating New edition 8/20. 10.00 NEW SERIES Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist Pilot: Offbeat musical drama starring Jane Levy. (S1)
primetime
10.00 The Chocolate Challenge with The Hairy Bikers New edition 4/5. The
11.15pm New Voices from Wales New edition (S) 11.25pm-12.15am Snow Monkeys: Natural World (S)(R)
Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120
8.00 The Simpsons
BBC4 programmes start at 7.00pm
1.05am Debate Night (S) (R) 2.05 The Edit (S)(R) 2.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 2.256.00am BBC News (S)
N. IRELAND
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MORE4 136 136 830 147 195 18 124 8.55 AM Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures Damson jam. 9.15 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun On Tenerife. 10.05 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun In Spain. 11.05 Emergency Helicopter Medics A DIY injury. 12.10 PM 999: On the Front Line Helping a trucker. 1.15 Escape to the Chateau: DIY A gastronomic weekend. 2.15 Four in a Bed Five editions. 4.55 The Supervet 5.55 Car S.O.S. Fuzz Townshend
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10.00 The Chocolate Challenge…
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11.00 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 M’T Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 AM Celebs Go Dating 2.05 First Dates Hotel 3.00 Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist As 10.00pm. 3.55 The Goldbergs 4.20 Schooled 4.45 to 6.00 AM The Big Bang Theory
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AM Nothing to Declare
Paramedics Blue Bloods 7/22. (S7) Criminal Minds 3/22. (S12) CSI 14/24. (S6) NOON Elementary 9/21. (S6) PM Blue Bloods 8/22. (S7) Law & Order 9/24. (S12) The Real A&E Stop, Search, Seize Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Four editions following the work of customs and immigration officials.
AM The Guest Wing
Without a Trace (S3) The West Wing (S3) NOON Blue Bloods (S2) PM CSI 1/24. (S6) The West Wing (S3) Without a Trace 9/23. The team investigate the disappearance of a juror. 5.00 10/23. Maria’s lawyer launches an attack on Jack. 6.00 11/23. Jack and the team search for a missing 16-year-old girl who appears to be a model student. (S3)
8.00
Ghost Whisperer
10.20 Angels in America
Classic Emmerdale Heartbeat The Darling Buds of May That’s My Boy Inspector Morse PM Heartbeat Classic Emmerdale Classic Coronation Street Midsomer Murders Heartbeat Seeds of Destruction: PC Younger’s career is on the line after a local man dies in custody.
AM Quincy ME
Kojak The Saint Minder The Professionals The Sweeney PM Quincy ME Kojak The Saint Minder The Professionals The Sweeney Regan gets personally involved when his daughter is kidnapped.
7.20 Porridge Godber takes up boxing and enters the prison championships.
7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Dream: An eccentric contacts the Belgian sleuth when he is haunted by suicidal nightmares.
7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special Gregg Wallace, Denise Lewis, Mark Pougatch and Gina Yashere compete.
8.00 Dad’s Army Mainwaring and his platoon take part in an efficiency test. 8.40 Wilson inherits a title following the death of an elderly relative. 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys A phone call causes the Brown children to suspect one of them is adopted.
8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Appointment with Death: The sleuth attends an African archaeological dig and uncovers a wealth of suspects when an aristocrat’s wife is stabbed to death. Guest stars Tim Curry and John Hannah.
8.00 World Superbike Highlights Action from the opening round of the season at the Phillip Island Circuit in Australia.
10.00 NEW SERIES Sandylands 1/3. See feature, page12. All episodes available on Sky Box Sets. (S1) 10.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys
10.00 Scott & Bailey 2/8. Rachel wakes up in bed with Sean, and Janet wants to keep her newly single status a secret. (S2)
12.00 M’T The End 4/10. A confession changes Edie and Pamela’s relationship.(S1) 12.35 AM Babylon Berlin 8/8. Rath faces a stand-off. (S2) 1.45 John Adams 6/7. (S1) 3.25 Californication 2/12. (S2) 4.00 to 6.00 AM The West Wing
11.20 Peep Show Mark learns how to have sex properly. 11.55 Mark and Sophie sort out their annulment. 12.30 AM Mrs Brown’s Boys 1.10 Dad’s Army As 8.40pm. 1.50 Peep Show 2.50 to 4.00 AM Marley’s Ghosts
11.00 Inspector Morse The Wench Is Dead: The Oxford detective is given a book on Victorian crimes while languishing in hospital, and soon becomes obsessed with solving a murder committed in 1859. 1.20 to 3.10 AM Inspector Morse
11.10 FILM Crank Thriller with Jason Statham. A hitman learns that he has been poisoned by a chemical that will kill him unless he keeps moving. (2006, 18, 88min) ★★★★ 12.55 AM Fishing Impossible (S1) 1.55 to 2.50 AM Lethal Weapon
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8.00 Ghost Whisperer The Curse of the Ninth: 9/22. Melinda meets a waiter who is being haunted by two ghosts. (S2)
8.00 Blue Bloods Thanksgiving: 8/22. Henry suffers a heart attack during the Reagans’ Thanksgiving celebrations. (S2)
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9.00 Criminal Minds To Hell – and Back – Part One: 25/26. The trail of a serial killer leads the team into Canada. (S4)
9.00 Angels in America 5/6. Louis arranges a meeting with Prior, who tries to drag Belize to the courthouse. In hospital, a dying Roy is visited by Joe. 10.20 6/6. A fight with Joe leaves Louis scarred, and Roy plays a last joke on Ethel. (S1)
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10.00 Sandylands
7.00 CSI Room Service: 2/24. A movie star is found dead, while Grissom and Sara look into the murder of a taxi driver. (S6)
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7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Double bill following the work of customs and immigration officials.
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10.00 CSI Assume Nothing: 1/23. Part one of two. The team suspect two serial killers are on the loose. (S4) 11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
Law & Order: SVU (S15) M’T CSI 18/24. (S6) AM The Rookie 7/10. (S2) Ghost Whisperer As 8pm. Shades of Blue (S2) Road Wars to 6.00 AM Brit Cops: Rapid Response +1hour 207 180
BBC Scotland SCOT 115 108 9 108 106 REST OF UK 457 162 108 12.00 NOON to 7.00 PM As BBC2 except: 2.30 PM Politics Scotland 3.30 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 4.00 to 4.45 PM Red Rock Donna’s phone leads the team to the site of the murder. 7.00 PM Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands Paul Murton crosses the harbour of Scapa Flow to the island of Flotta. 8.00 Corner Shop Cook-Off New edition Gary Maclean goes up against Julie Lin MacLeod. 9.00 The Nine 10.00 Bob Servant Independent Comedy starring Brian Cox. 10.30 Debate Night 11.30 The Edit 11.45 Insider’s Guide Rapper Ransom FA takes viewers on a tour of his favourite places in Aberdeen. 11.55 PM to 12.00 M’T Loop
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Agatha Christie’s Poirot
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9.00 FILM Beverly Hills Cop II Action comedy sequel starring Eddie Murphy as detective Axel Foley on the trail of a gang led by a six-foot blonde. With Judge Reinhold and Brigitte Nielsen. (1987, 15, 99min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
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7.00 AM 60 Minute Makeover Double bill. 9.00 Ninja Warrior Women Tournament 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: South Africa 12.00 NOON The Dog Whisperer Double bill. 2.00 PM House Hunters International 3.00 Wild Vets 4.00 Haven 3/13. (S1) 5.00 Relic Hunter (S1) 6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S6) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Continuum Family Time: 9/10. Kiera and Carlos investigate suspicious supplies at Roland’s farm. 10.00 Endtime: 10/10. Kiera races to stop a terrorist attack. (S1) 11.00 SEAL Team (S3) 12.00 M’T Avenue 5 7/8. (S1) 12.35 AM Highway Cops 3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo With Mel Giedroyc. 4.00 Wild Vets 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Dog Whisperer
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7.10 AM Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00 NOON Timber Kings 1.00 PM Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Documentary. 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Room 101 Double bill. 8.20 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 9.20 QI With Sean Lock. 10.00 Hypothetical New edition 5/8. With Nish Kumar and Rob Beckett. 11.00 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit 12.00 M’T Taskmaster 1.00 AM Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 2.15 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 3.00 Zapped 3/6. (S3) 3.35 to 4.00 AM The Indestructibles
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Police Force: Australia Nothing to Declare Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Highway Cops Caught Red Handed PM Police Force: Australia Double bill. Border Patrol Nothing to Declare Canada’s Front Line Stargate SG-1 (S1) Star Trek: The Next Generation 12/22. (S2) Hawaii Five-0 (S6) Elementary 1/24. (S5) Instinct 9/13. (S1) Air Ambulance ER The Force: Essex M’T Banged Up Abroad AM Road Wars Nothing to Declare Stop, Search, Seize Motorway Patrol to 6.00 AM Highway Patrol
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The Office (US) Friends (S1) PM Friends (S1) My Name Is Earl (S4) Friends (S1) FILM Notting Hill Romantic comedy, starring Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. A London bookshop owner falls for a Hollywood film star, but intrusive media interest makes for a tricky relationship. (1999, 15, 120min) ★★★★ FILM Leap Year Romantic comedy starring Amy Adams. (2009, PG, 96min) ★ AM The Daily Show Special New edition Hosted by Trevor Noah. South Park (S16&17) Bad Robots to 5.00 AM The Office (US)
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AM Bachelor in Paradise
Be Beautiful LittleBe NOON Income Property PM The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Vanderpump Rules Million Dollar Listing: NYC New edition The Real Housewives of New York City The Real Housewives of Dallas Masters of Flip New edition Buying and Selling Dinner Date Sam and Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries New edition Growing Up Chrisley New editions Elliott makes a big mistake. 10.30 Chase joins the LA dating scene. Singletown M’T to 12.45 AM The Only Way Is Essex
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6.15 AM MasterChef Australia 7.30 Renovate My Home: Leave It to Bryan 8.00 Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Supernanny US 12.00 NOON Tipping Point 2.00 PM My Dream Home A couple seek a new home after supporting an elderly relative. 3.00 A couple debate the location of their perfect home. 4.00 A mother and daughter seek a tranquil new home. 5.00 Tipping Point Double bill.
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7.00 Motive Fallen: 6/13. A body is found hanging by a rope over an overpass, and police believe he was the victim of a hit.
7.00 Warehouse 13 MacPherson: 13/13. MacPherson plans to secretly sell off Warehouse artefacts. (S1)
7.00 My Dream Home Drew and Jonathan Scott help a woman who is seeking a property where she can entertain in style.
7.00 Modern Family 8/24. A neighbour’s house burns down. (S3) 7.30 The Mindy Project New episode 17/26. (S4)
7.00 NCIS The Artful Dodger: 17/24. A forged rare painting is connected to the murder of a navy lieutenant.
7
8.00 Motive Pilot Error: 7/13. The frozen body of a chef is discovered, and Betty finds it hard to determine a time of death. (S3)
8.00 Merlin Le Morte d’Arthur: 13/13. Arthur is mortally wounded by a monster – and only Merlin can save him. (S1)
8.00 Sun, Sea and Brides to Be A missing veil proves a challenge for Jo, and a bride aims to tie the knot for just £2,000.
8.00 The Mindy Project New episodes 15/26. Mindy needs Jeremy’s ex’s help. 8.30 16/26. Mindy looks for romance online. (S4)
8.00 NCIS Status Update: 18/24. The body of a convicted thief is discovered in a US Marine’s home. (S12)
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9.00 The Gulf New episode Dividend: 2/3. A man turns up at Jess’s home pleading with her to help find his missing teenage daughter. Meanwhile, Jess’s crippling headaches and drug use escalate. (S1)
9.00 Marvel’s Runaways New episode The Broken Circle: 9/10. Morgan’s plan to merge the Dark Dimension with Earth is unveiled. (S3)
9.00 Emma Willis: Delivering Babies Emma is on the labour ward, a consultantled maternity unit for higher-risk mums-to-be.
9.00 NCIS Date with Destiny: 24/24. Sloane believes she has seen the man who tortured her years ago in Afghanistan. (S15)
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10.00 NCIS IRL: The team investigate a petty officer’s murder that was live-streamed on a popular gaming app. (S17)
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AM Murdoch Mysteries (S3) The Doctor Blake Mysteries The Guardian 1/22. (S1) Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 6&7/8. (S3) 1.00 PM Rush 9&10/22. (S3) 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries 8&9/13. Double bill of episodes. (S6) 5.00 Major Crimes 18/19. Part one of two. The team race against the clock to save the lives of three women. 6.00 19/19. Part two of two. The division desperately work to stop a serial killer. (S3)
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Merlin As shown at 8pm. Teleshopping Stargate Atlantis (S5) PM Star Trek: Voyager (S4) Star Trek: The Next Generation 11&12/26. (S4) 5.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Crossfire: 13/26. Odo’s secret feelings for Kira begin to interfere with his duties. 6.00 Return to Grace: 14/26. Dukat enlists Kira’s aid in regaining his status in the Cardassian Empire. (S4)
10.00 FILM The Sweeney Action thriller with Ray Winstone and Ben Drew. (2012, 15, 112min) ★★★
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11.15 Inside the Ambulance Helping a young man who has collapsed at work. 12.20 AM One Born Every Minute An expectant father risks missing the birth of his child. 1.15 Great Ormond Street 2.05 to 3.00 AM Code Black
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The Waltons 3/25. (S5) Hart to Hart (S1) Days of Our Lives Hart to Hart (S2) Charlie’s Angels (S5) NOON Starsky & Hutch PM T.J. Hooker (S2) Hart to Hart (S2) Murder, She Wrote Charlie’s Angels (S1) M*A*S*H Four episodes of the Korean War comedy, including at: 8.30 5/20. A wounded soldier tries to make it through Christmas. (S9) Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? M’T Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? AM M*A*S*H (S1) Charlie’s Angels (S1) M*A*S*H 25/26. (S7) The Waltons 11/25. (S1) Touched by an Angel to 6.00 AM Highway to Heaven
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Parks and Recreation (S5) 30 Rock Triple bill. (S4) NOON The Mindy Project New episodes Triple bill. (S4) PM Modern Family (S3) Everybody Hates Chris (S3) Parks and Recreation (S5) 30 Rock 2/23. Liz tries to charm a difficult video editor. 5.30 3/23. Jack represents NBC in Washington DC. 6.00 4/23. Special episode of the comedy, filmed live. (S5) Modern Family 7/24. (S3)
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9.00 The Righteous Gemstones New episode 5/9. A flashback episode set in 1989. (S1) 9.45 Work in Progress New episode 4/8. (S1) 10.00 Finding Joy New episode 10.15 Sex and the City (S2) 5/6. Joy suffers a 10.50 The Tonight Show public meltdown. (S1) Starring Jimmy Fallon 10.35 Women on the Verge 5/6. New edition Chat show. Kieran criticises Laura. (S1)
11.00 New Tricks Romans Ruined: The discovery of a Roman sword with traces of blood on it leads the team to an unidentified, headless corpse. 12.20 AM Murdoch Mysteries 1.20 The Assets 3&4/8. (S1) 3.10 to 4.00 AM The Guardian 232 191
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8.00 AM 3rd Rock from the Sun 21/26. (S2) 8.20 House 6&7/16. (S4) 10.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 House (S4&5) 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Maternity Ward 8.00 10 Years Younger in 10 Days Experts transform people’s looks and lives. 9.00 Filthy House SOS New edition 10.00 Hoarders: Landfill in My Living Room 11.00 FILM Snatch Crime comedy drama. (2000, 18, 102min) ★★ 1.05 AM Prison Life: Raw & Real 3.05 Riverdale 3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
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5.00 PM FILM 6 Below: Miracle on the Mountain Survival adventure. (2016, 12, 98min) ★★★ 6.55 FILM Paranoia Espionage thriller. (2011, 12, 102min) ★★ 9.00 Visionaries: Eli Roth’s History of Horror 10.00 Halt and Catch Fire Working for the Clampdown: 7/10. Gordon tells Donna about his health issues. 10.55 Limbo: 8/10. Mutiny holds its first appreciation picnic. (S2) 11.50 FILM The Yards Crime drama. (2000, 15, 116min) ★★★ 1.55 AM Visionaries: Eli… 2.45 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 3.20 to 5.00 AM Halt and Catch Fire
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Matlock 7/24. (S4) NOON Perry Mason PM Walker, Texas Ranger 21/25. (S7) 2.05 CSI: Miami 2/24. (S2) 3.00 NCIS 19/24. (S7) 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S2) 5.00 Matlock 8/24. (S4) 6.00 Perry Mason 7.05 Scorpion 21/25. (S3) 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger Showdown at Casa Diablo – Part Two. (S7) 9.00 NCIS Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: 1/24. A bomb kills the Secretary of the US Navy. (S11) 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Archangel: 13/25. (S2) 11.00 Scorpion 22/25. (S3) 12.00 M’T CSI: Miami (S2) 1.00 AM NCIS As 9.00pm. 2.00 Gunsmoke (S19) 3.05 The High Chaparral 4.50 to 6.00 AM Mission: Impossible +1hour 69
9.00 AM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives A murderer who declared he would kill 12 people. 7.30 An apparently healthy man dies mysteriously in his sleep. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery A woman vanishes and is not reported missing. 9.00 Cold Blood This show exposes how real investigations grow as evidence surfaces. 10.00 Murder Wall New edition The case of Ronald Rudin. 11.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 12.00 M’T Wives with Knives 1.00 AM Cold Blood 2.00 Murder Wall 3.00 I Survived 3.45 Unsolved Mysteries 5.10 to 6.00 AM Bondi Rescue +1hour 246 201 67 136
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7.00 AM News 7.30 In the Room 8.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.00 Total Bellas 11.00 Pop of the Morning New edition 12.00 NOON Kourtney & Kim Take Miami 12.30 PM Kourtney & Kim Take New York 1.00 Keeping Up with the… 3.00 Meet the Frasers 4.00 Botched 5.00 News: Daily Pop 6.00 Keeping Up with the… 7.00 Hollywood Medium 8.00 Very Cavallari 9.00 Botched 10.00 Meet the Frasers 11.00 Nightly Pop New edition 11.30 Botched: Outrageous OMG Patients 12.00 M’T Keeping Up with… 1.00 AM Botched 2.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Keeping Up with the… 4.00 to 5.00 AM I Am Cait
6.00 AM Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.30 30 Minute Meals 7.00 Giada at Home 9.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics 12.00 NOON Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 1.00 PM Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 2.00 James Martin: Yorkshire’s Finest 3.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute… 3.30 30 Minute Meals 4.00 The Pioneer Woman 6.00 James Martin: Delicious 7.00 Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 8.00 The Bikers’ Food Tour… 9.00 An Italian Returns to Mexico Double bill. 10.00 Martin: Home Comforts 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00 M’T Diners, Drive-Ins… 2.00 to 3.00 AM Mystery Diners +1hour 240 149
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9.00 AM The A-Team 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 12.00 NOON Trucking Hell 1.00 PM Police Interceptors 3.00 Traffic Cops 4.00 Traffic Cops: Under Attack 5.00 The A-Team 7.00 Police Interceptors The team tackle a crowbarwielding suspect 8.00 Police hunt for two men armed men. 9.00 FILM Hacksaw Ridge War drama starring Andrew Garfield. (2016, 15, 139min) ★★★★ 11.40 WWE – NXT UK Wrestling action with the next generation of WWE superstars. 12.40 AM Banged Up Abroad 1.40 Knight Rider 3.35 The X-Files 5.10 Now That’s Funny! 5.50 to 6.00 AM Access +1hour 250 94
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American Pickers Deadliest Catch Gold Divers Outback Truckers Wheeler Dealers Chasing Classic Cars NOON American Pickers: Best Of 1.00 PM Railroad Alaska 2.00 Deadliest Catch 3.00 Gold Divers 4.00 Salvage Hunters 5.00 Outback Truckers 6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Salvage Hunters 10.00 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00 M’T Wheeler Dealers 1.00 AM Outback Truckers 2.00 American Chopper 3.00 Fantomworks 4.00 Dirty Jobs 5.00 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made +1hour 244 213 76 168
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6.00 AM Fantasy Homes by the Sea As 2.00pm. 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 11.00 Antiques Road Trip 1.00 PM Celebrity Fantasy Homes Camilla Dallerup. 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea From Cornwall. 3.00 French Collection 4.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 6.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.00 Antiques Road Trip 9.00 NEW SERIES How to Look Good Naked Stylist Gok Wan helps friends Ames and Helen rebuild their confidence. 10.00 The Bad Skin Clinic 11.00 Helicopter ER 12.00 M’T Ghost Adventures 1.00 AM Most Haunted 2.00 Teleshopping 4.00 to 6.00 AM Antiques Road Trip
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Highway Cops Canada’s Front Line Send in the Dogs UK Road Wars Brit Cops NOON Nabbed PM A Lie to Die For Murders That Shocked the Nation 3.00 Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars 5.00 Brit Cops 6.00 Send in the Dogs UK 7.00 Snapped 8.00 A Lie to Die For 9.00 Conman: The Life and Crimes of Mark Acklom 10.00 Snapped New edition 11.00 World’s Most Evil 12.00 M’T Murders That… 1.00 AM How I Caught the Killer DNA profiling. 2.00 Snapped 3.00 Murder Uncovered 4.00 Brit Cops 5.00 to 6.00 AM Nabbed +1hour 221 207
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Judge Judy PM Pawn Stars Storage Wars Little Women: Couples Retreat Dance Moms Pawn Stars Flipping Vegas Judge Judy My Crazy Sex Real-life people recall their most outrageous sex stories. Storage Wars The buyers head to Moreno Valley, California. 10.30 Ivy tries to hit a high pay-off. Hardcore Pawn A man tries to sell a series of poorly stuffed animals. 11.30 A woman sells an artistic statue of an old woman in a bathing suit. M’T Pawn Stars AM My Crazy Sex Storage Wars to 4.00 AM Hardcore Pawn
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AM Say Yes to the Dress Bondi Vet Animal Cops Phoenix Money for Nothing Forensic Detectives NOON Disappeared PM Murder Comes to Town The murder of retailer Harvey Fuson. 3.00 Say Yes to the Dress: UK Six editions. 6.00 Money for Nothing 7.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00 My 600lb Life 9.00 Long Lost Family Australia 10.00 World’s Tiniest Brothers: Body Bizarre 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives 1.00 AM Crime Stories 2.00 Murder Comes to Town 3.00 FBI Files 3.50 Animal Cops Phoenix 4.40 Bondi Vet 5.30 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress +1hour 249 78 170
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9.00 AM Access 9.10 Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.25 FILM Cradle Swapping Tense drama. (2017, 12, 88min) ★★ 11.05 The Hotel Inspector 12.05 PM Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun 1.05 The Dog Rescuers 2.05 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Double bill. 4.00 The Yorkshire Vet 5.00 The Dog Rescuers 6.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Double bill. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet 9.00 Dogs Behaving Badly 10.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary. 11.00 The Dog Rescuers 12.00 M’T Cruising with Jane McDonald 1.00 AM Flights from Hell 2.00 Inside Harrods: The World’s Most Famous Department Store 3.00 to 4.00 AM The Dog Rescuers
6.00 AM American Restoration 7.00 Ancient Aliens 8.00 Hangar 1: UFO Files 9.00 Storage Wars: Texas 10.00 Hardcore Pawn 11.00 Pawn Stars 12.00 NOON Storage Wars 1.00 PM Auction Hunters 2.00 Storage Wars: Texas 3.00 Air Crash: Disasters Uncovered 4.00 Hangar 1: UFO Files 5.00 Ancient Aliens 6.00 Pawn Stars 7.00 Storage Wars 8.00 Auction Hunters 9.00 Paranormal: Caught on Camera 10.00 Paranatural 11.00 Storage Wars 12.00 M’T Auction Hunters 1.00 AM Storage Wars: Texas Double bill. 2.00 American Restoration 3.00 Swamp People 4.00 Ernie the Wildman 5.00 to 6.00 AM Pawn Stars
6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids 8.00 Say Yes… UK 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress 10.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 11.00 Say Yes… Australia 12.00 NOON Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta 2.00 PM Dr Pimple Popper 3.00 Sister Wives 4.00 Say Yes… Australia 5.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress 7.00 Say Yes… UK 8.00 NEW SERIES Unexpected: Teenage & Pregnant 9.00 90 Day Fiancé 10.00 90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk 11.00 Dr Pimple Popper 12.00 M’T Unexpected: Teenage & Pregnant 1.00 AM 90 Day Fiancé 2.00 90 Day Fiancé… 3.00 Dr Pimple Popper 4.00 to 6.00 AM Say Yes… +1hour 233 172
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Bait Car: LA Bait Car: San Francisco Speeders Bait Car: LA Bait Car: San Francisco PM Speeders Speeders Police follow a Vermont biker on a high-speed chase. 7.30 A drunk fan takes his partying too far. 8.00 Florida police stop a dilapidated vehicle. 8.30 A lounge singer offers a unique excuse when she is pulled over. Bait Car: LA Bait Car: San Francisco Triple bill of the documentary series about car criminals. Speeders M’T Bait Car: LA AM Speeders Bait Car: San Francisco Speeders to 6.00 AM Bait Car: LA
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6.00 AM Combat Dealers 7.00 Robson Green: Extreme Fisherman In Borneo. 8.00 Kindig Customs 9.00 Code of the Wild 10.00 NASA’s Unexplained Files 11.00 Fast N’ Loud 12.00 NOON Gold Rush: White Water 1.00 PM Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.00 Combat Dealers 3.00 WW2: Complete History 4.00 Building Off the Grid 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Fast N’ Loud
6.00 AM The Zoo: San Diego 7.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb 8.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees 10.00 Animal Cops Houston 12.00 NOON Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters The man-sized pike. 1.00 PM My Cat from Hell 2.00 Alaskan Bush People 3.00 Amanda to the Rescue 5.00 Crikey! It’s the Irwins A cougar needs a health check. 6.00 Bondi Vet: Coast to Coast A Labrador-staffy cross that has been attacked by another dog.
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6.00 AM American Pickers: Best Of More premium picks. 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Pawn Stars 9.00 Lost Worlds 10.00 Storage Wars 11.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges 12.00 NOON River Hunters 1.00 PM Forged in Fire 2.00 American Pickers 3.00 Storage Wars 5.00 Pawn Stars 6.00 Forged in Fire The German Sawback Hunting Sword.
6.00 AM Ronnie Kray and the Pervert Peer 7.10 Secrets of the Railways 8.00 Forbidden History 9.00 Secret Nazi Bases 10.00 Nazi Victory: Post-War Plan 11.00 Underground Worlds 12.00 NOON Impossible Railways 1.00 PM Secrets of Britain 2.00 Walking Through History 3.00 Underground Worlds 4.00 Impossible Railways 5.00 Secret Nazi Bases 6.00 Nazi Victory: Post-War Plan
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7.00 Outback Truckers Steve Grahame receives a double dose of bad luck during a brutal lap through the red centre.
7.00 Animal Cops Detroit The team receive reports that a dog has been spotted without shelter and is causing a disturbance.
7.00 Car S.O.S Fuzz and Tim face a race against time to restore a 1980s Porsche 911 suffering from almost terminal rust.
7.00 American Pickers Frank Fritz finds a huge stash of beer-related memorabilia owned by a keen Oktoberfest fan.
7.00 Underground Worlds The underground bases built by the German army during the World War Two occupation of Jersey.
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8.00 Nature’s Strangest Mysteries: Solved Why scorpions glow. 8.30 How a moose got stuck in an apple tree.
8.00 Brain Games New edition Meghan Trainor and Tenacious D stars Jack Black and Kyle Gass take on a series of challenges.
8.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges The Clifton Suspension Bridge, which was in part designed by Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
8.00 Impossible Engineering New edition Machines built to get troops directly to the front line, on land, at sea and in the air.
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9.00 Alaskan Bush People Following the Browns, an Alaskan family who depend on each other to survive in the wilderness.
9.00 Brain Games: Best Of New edition Exploring how the brain uses sound to make sense of the world around it.
9.00 The Curse of Oak Island New edition Evidence suggests French activity on the island decades before the Pit’s discovery.
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10.00 Animal Cops San Francisco Two abused pit bulls are seized, and feral cats are rescued from an abandoned house.
10.00 Ultimate Supercar The development of a new car from Aston Martin, intended to keep their business independent.
10.00 Gold Hunters: The Legend of the Superstition Mountains The team trade part of their stake for a clue.
9.00 Porridge Crafty con Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in. 9.35 Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes soon rise too high. 10.15 Fletcher helps cellmate Godber make it through a long night. 10.55 Impossible Railways
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11.55 Underground Worlds As shown at 7.00pm. 12.55 AM Nazi Victory: The Post-War Plan Hitler’s plans to invade the US using battleships, bombers and secret infiltrators. 1.55 to 3.00 AM Ronnie Kray and the Pervert Peer
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10.00 Disasters Engineered New edition Experts examine the collapse of the Rana Plaza factory in Bangladesh. 11.00 Massive Engineering Mistakes Why a highway in Germany collapsed. 12.00 M’T Richard Hammond’s Big 1.00 AM Disasters Engineered 2.00 Deadliest Catch 3.00 Richard Hammond’s Big 3.50 Kindig Customs 5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made
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Nature’s Strangest Mysteries: Solved 3.00 Animal Cops San Francisco 3.50 Crikey! It’s the Irwins 4.40 Nature’s Strangest… 5.10 to 6.00 AM My Cat from Hell +1hour 262 259
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9.00 AM Super Vets 10.00 Naomi’s Nightmares of Nature Double bill. 11.00 Earth: The Nature of Our Planet 12.00 NOON Planet Earth II 1.00 PM Planet Earth 2.00 Life on Earth: A New Prehistory 3.00 Super Vets 4.00 Naomi’s Nightmares… 5.00 Earth: The Nature of… 6.00 Super Vets 7.00 Planet Earth 8.00 Planet Earth II 9.00 Naomi’s Nightmares… 10.00 Earth: The Nature of… 11.00 Life on Earth: A New… 12.00 M’T Planet Earth II 1.00 AM Planet Earth 2.00 Life on Earth: A New… 3.00 Super Vets 3.50 Naomi’s Nightmares… 4.40 Earth: The Nature of… 5.30 to 6.00 AM Frontier Borneo +1hour 266 246
8.00 AM Animals Gone Wild 9.00 The Monster Project 12.00 NOON Snakes in the City An angry cobra. 1.00 PM Africa’s Hunters 4.00 Monster Fish 6.00 Wild Nordic 7.00 Snakes in the City A power station is invaded by a snake. 8.00 Jungle Animal Rescue New edition Laser massage technology is used to treat a bear’s brain haemorrhage. 9.00 Leopard Kingdom Three leopards compete to dominate their mother’s old territory. 10.00 Mammoths Unearthed An expedition to find a perfectly preserved prehistoric mammoth. 11.00 Snakes in the City 12.00 M’T Animals Gone Wild 2.00 AM Africa’s Hunters 3.00 to 5.00 AM Monster Fish
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Industrial Revelations WWII: Witness to War Frontline Battle Machines with Brewer 10.00 Extreme Engineering 11.00 Industrial Revelations 12.00 NOON Blowing Up… 1.00 PM Expedition Unknown 2.00 Mysteries at the… 3.00 WWII: Witness to War 4.00 Frontline Battle… 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Blowing Up History 7.00 Mysteries at the… 8.00 Expedition Unknown 9.00 World War Two: The Complete History 10.00 Wings of War 11.00 Extreme Machines 12.00 M’T Expedition… 1.00 AM World War Two… 2.00 Wings of War 3.00 Extreme Machines 4.00 Blowing Up History 5.00 to 6.00 AM Mysteries at the Museum +1hour 271 261
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Battle 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Ancient Aliens PM Engineering an Empire Four editions. Patton 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Battle 360 The American invasion of the Solomon Islands. Ancient Impossible Exploring how ancient civilisations were able to create weapons of mass destruction. Navy Seals Tales of courage, discipline, and a willingness to risk all. Ancient Aliens Whether unusual sea creatures were delivered to Earth. Soviet Storm: WWII in the East M’T Hangar 1: UFO Files AM Ancient Aliens to 5.00 AM Engineering an Empire
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6.00 AM The 2020 Top Ten Show 6.15 Tell It to the Bees Drama. (2018, 15, 108min) ★★★ 8.15 UFO As shown at 3.55am. 10.00 Straight Up As 6.15pm. 11.45 Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2.00 PM The 2020 Top Ten Show 2.15 PREMIERE The Counterfeiter Thriller, as shown at 10.15pm. 4.30 Killers Anonymous Thriller. (2019, 15, 95min) ★ 6.15 Straight Up Comedy. (2019, 15, 95min) ★★★
6.35 AM Bolt Animated comedy. (2008, PG, 103min) ★★★★ 8.20 Toy Story 4 As 6.15pm. 10.05 The Jungle Book As 4.50pm. 11.30 The Haunted Mansion Comedy. (2003, PG) ★★ 1.05 PM Mary Poppins Returns 3.20 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs As 12.05am. 4.50 The Jungle Book Animation. (1967, U, 78min) ★★★★★ 6.15 Toy Story 4 Animated sequel. (2019, U, 100min) ★★★★★
6.15 AM Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) ★ 7.55 Dr Seuss’ The Lorax As 5pm. 9.25 Gulliver’s Travels As 6.30pm. 10.55 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban As 8pm. 1.20 PM Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief As 10.25pm. 3.20 Asterix: The Secret of Magic Potion As 12.30am. 5.00 Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012) 6.30 Gulliver’s Travels Comedy. (2010, PG, 84min) ★★
6.00 AM Final Score Action drama. (2018, 15, 104min) ★★★ 8.00 Streetfighter As 4.00pm. 10.00 Rampage As 6.00pm. 12.00 NOON Top Gun As 8.00pm. 2.00 PM Speed As 10.00pm. 4.00 Streetfighter Martial arts action drama with Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia. (1994, 12, 102min) ★★ 6.00 Rampage Fantasy adventure starring Dwayne Johnson. (2018, 12, 107min) ★★★
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8.00 Godzilla: King of the Monsters Fantasy sequel starring Vera Farmiga. The Monarch agency face off against an army of creatures, including Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah. With Millie Bobby Brown. (2019, 12, 132min) ★★★
8.00 Mary Poppins Returns Musical fantasy starring Emily Blunt. In 1930s London, the practically perfect nanny returns, using her magical skills to dazzle the Banks family once again. With Dick Van Dyke and Meryl Streep. (2018, U, 130min) ★★★★
10.15 PREMIERE The Counterfeiter Thriller with Chow Yun-fat, Aaron Kwok, Jingchu Zhang and Catherine Chau. (2018, 15, 130min) ★★★ See review, page 23.
10.15 Prom Teen comedy with Aimee Teegarden. A student must work with her high-school’s rebel to prepare the senior prom. (2011, U, 103min) ★★★
AM Twins As 4.05pm. Happy Gilmore As 8.00pm. Sorry to Bother You As 1am. Blue Streak Crime comedy. (1999, 12, 94min) ★★ 1.35 PM Head Full of Honey Drama starring Nick Nolte. (2018, 12, 127min) ★ 4.05 Twins Action comedy starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (1988, PG, 107min) ★★★ 6.00 Little Comedy starring Regina Hall. (2019, 12, 109min) ★★
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12.05 AM Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Animation. (1937, U, 82min) ★★★★★ 1.40 Atlantis: The Lost Empire Animated fantasy adventure. (2001, U, 95min) ★ 3.25 Robin Hood Animation. (1973, U, 80min) ★★★ 5.00 to 6.35 AM Lilo & Stitch Animation. (2002, U) ★★★
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8.00 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Fantasy adventure sequel starring Daniel Radcliffe. Harry finds himself and Hogwarts school under threat from dangerous escaped convict Sirius Black. (2004, PG, 142min) ★★★★★
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8.00 Top Gun Action drama with Tom Cruise. A young pilot joins the US Navy’s elite air combat training school determined to be the best. But competition is fierce and in his quest, he encounters both tragedy and romance. (1986, 12, 110min) ★★★
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10.00 Speed Action thriller with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. An LA cop tries to save the passengers on a bus that’s wired to explode if it slows under 50mph. (1994, 15, 105min) ★★★★★
10.25 Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief Fantasy adventure starring Logan Lerman. A teenager sets off on a perilous quest after learning that he is the son of a Greek god. (2010, PG, 118min) ★★★
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8.00 Happy Gilmore Comedy starring Adam Sandler. An ice hockey player turns his hand to golf and enters a tournament in the hope of saving his grandmother’s house. (1996, 12, 92min) ★★★
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9.45 Family Comedy starring Taylor Schilling. When a socially awkward woman babysits her equally awkward niece, everything quickly goes awry for her. (2018, 15, 85min) ★★★
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12.30 AM Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion Comedy. (2018, PG, 87min) ★★★ 2.15 Zathura – A Space Adventure Sci-fi fantasy adventure. (2005, PG, 113min) ★★★★ 4.05 to 6.25 AM Mary Poppins Fantasy. (1964, U) ★★★★★
12.10 AM Desperado Action thriller with Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek and Steve Buscemi. (1995, 18, 105min) ★★★ 2.10 Rise of the Viking Historical drama with Jonathan Banks. (2018, 15, 160min) ★★★ 5.00 to 6.00 AM Sky Cinema Preview
11.20 Crash Pad Comedy starring Domhnall Gleeson and Thomas Haden Church. (2017, 15, 91min) ★★★ 1.00 AM Sorry to Bother You Comedy with Lakeith Stanfield. (2018, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 3.00 Marriage Material Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Morrison. (2017, 15, 112min) ★ 5.00 to 6.55 AM Galaxy Quest Sci-fi comedy. (1999, PG, 102min) ★★★★★
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7.55 AM Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile 9.55 The Curse of La Llorona 11.40 Johnny English Comedy. (2002, PG, 88min) ★★★ 1.10 PM Johnny English Reborn Comedy. (2011, PG) ★★★ 2.55 Johnny English Strikes Again Comedy. (2018, PG) ★★★ 4.30 The Aftermath Drama. (2019, 15, 108min) ★★★★
6.15 AM Mary Poppins Fantasy. (1964, U, 133min) ★★★★★ 8.45 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Comedy starring Rick Moranis. (1989, U, 93min) ★★★★ 10.25 Men in Black 3 As 7.00pm. 12.15 PM Fury As shown at 9.00pm. 2.35 Gladiator Roman epic. (2000, 15, 154min) ★★★★ 5.15 Sister Act Comedy. (1992, PG, 102min) ★★★★
7.05 AM TCM Shorts 7.30 AM Gunsmoke! (1953) ★★ 9.20 The Cowboys Western. (1971, 12, 128min) ★★★ 11.55 Cattle Town Musical Western. (1952, b/w, U, 71min) ★★ 1.30 PM The Fastest Gun Alive Western. (1956, b/w, U) ★★ 3.30 Arizona Raiders Western. (1965, PG, 88min) ★★ 5.30 Fort Worth Western. (1951) ★★
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The Cuckoo Patrol (1967) ★★ Cast a Dark Shadow (1955) Richard Diamond We Joined the Navy (1962) ★★ PM Treble One: A Tribute Time Gentlemen Please! Comedy. (1952, b/w, U) ★★★ 3.35 Portrait of Clare (1950) ★★ 5.25 Spring in Park Lane Comedy. (1948, b/w, U, 90min) ★★
8.00 AM Andromeda 1/22. (S3) 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 7/26. (S6) 10.00 Star Trek 8/24. (S3) 11.00 Annihilation Earth Sci-fi action thriller. (2009, 15, 120min) ★★ 1.00 PM Shockwave Mutant robot thriller. (2006, 15, 94min) ★★ 3.00 Lost in Space 2/30. (S2) 4.00 Journey to the Far Side of the Sun Sci-fi. (1969, PG) ★★ 6.00 Star Trek 9/24. (S3)
6.30 Ready Player One Steven Spielberg’s fantasy adventure, starring Tye Sheridan and Olivia Cooke. Gamers explore a virtual world in the quest for a deceased tycoon’s fortune. (2018, 12, 140min) ★★★★ 9.00 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile Biopic starring Zac Efron and Lily Collins. The life of serial killer Ted Bundy is examined from the perspective of his longtime girlfriend. (2019, 15, 108min) ★★★★
7.00 Men in Black 3 Sci-fi action comedy sequel starring Will Smith. Wisecracking Agent J goes back in time to 1969 to save the life of the young Agent K. With Emma Thompson. (2012, PG, 105min) ★★★★ 9.00 Fury Drama with Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf. An American tank crew undertake a final perilous mission behind enemy lines in the last months of World War Two. With Logan Lerman. (2014, 15, 131min) ★★★
7.15 Frenchie Western starring Shelley Winters. A vengeful young woman returns to her childhood home and opens a gambling casino to try to trap her father’s killers. With Joel McCrea. (1950, PG, 80min) ★★ 9.00 Dirty Harry Thriller starring Clint Eastwood. Maverick San Francisco cop Harry Callahan pursues a psychotic sniper who is holding the city to a ransom. With Harry Guardino. (1971, 18, 103min) ★★★★★
7.15 Trouble in Store Comedy starring Norman Wisdom as a store assistant whose dream of becoming a window dresser meets with disaster. With Margaret Rutherford. (1953, b/w, U, 85min) ★★★★ 9.00 Rumpole of the Bailey 10.05 The Mirror Crack’d Agatha Christie murder mystery starring Elizabeth Taylor. Miss Marple investigates a murder on a film set in the English countryside. (1980, PG, 105min) ★★
7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8/26. (S6) 8.00 Mutant X 13/22. (S3) 9.00 Skyline Sci-fi thriller starring Eric Balfour. A group of LA friends wake up after a night of wild partying to find that aliens have invaded. With Crystal Reed. (2010, 15, 92min) ★★ 10.50 Red State Satirical horror thriller starring Michael Parks. Three teenage boys fall into the clutches of a murderous Christian fundamentalist sect. (2011, 18, 88min) ★★★
11.00 The Curse of La Llorona Horror. (2018, 15, 93min) ★★ 12.45 AM 2 Fast 2 Furious Thriller sequel. (2003, 12, 108min) ★★ 2.40 Tully Comedy drama. (2018, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 4.25 to 6.00 AM Johnny English Strikes Again As 2.55pm.
11.20 Cape Fear Violent thriller. (1991, 18, 122min) ★★★ 1.35 AM American Beauty Comedy. (1999, 18, 122min) ★★★★★ 3.45 A Nightmare on Elm Street Horror. (1984, 18) ★★★★ 5.30 to 8.50 AM Spartacus Adventure. (1960) ★★★★★
11.10 Charley Varrick Crime thriller. (1973, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 1.30 AM Cheyenne Autumn Western. (1964, U, 170min) ★★★ 4.30 to 6.20 AM Hollywood’s Best Film Directors
12.10 AM The Lost Continent Fantasy adventure starring Eric Porter. (1968, PG, 98min) ★★★ 1.55 The Great Gabbo Drama. (1929, b/w, PG, 71min) ★★ 3.35 Minesweeper War drama. (1943, b/w, U, 66min) ★★ 5.00 to 6.00 AM Rooms
12.40 AM The Evil in Us Horror with Debs Howard and Behtash Fazlali. (2016, 18, 90min) ★★ 2.30 to 4.30 AM The Revenge of Frankenstein Hammer horror. (1958, 12, 86min) ★★★
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6.20 AM Truth or Dare Horror. (2018, 15, 100min) ★★ 8.05 Bad Samaritan Thriller. (2018, 15, 110min) ★★★ 10.00 Superfly Thriller. (2018) ★★ 12.00 NOON Catch Me If You Can 2.25 PM Enemy of the State Conspiracy thriller. (1998, 15, 127min) ★★★★ 4.40 The Rock Action thriller. (1996, 15, 136min) ★★★★ 7.00 The Girl in the Spider’s Web Thriller. (2018, 15) ★★★
6.30 AM Mean Girls As 6.10pm. 8.20 Venus Comedy. (2017) ★★ 10.10 The Princess and the Frog Animated musical fantasy. (2009, U, 97min) ★★★★ 12.00 NOON Miss Congeniality 2.00 PM Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous 4.00 Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again Abba-themed musical. (2018, PG, 114min) ★★★ 6.10 Mean Girls Teen comedy. (2004, 12, 97min) ★★★★
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9.00 Catch Me If You Can Steven Spielberg’s crime adventure with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. In the 1960s, a teenager enjoys a remarkable crime spree, passing himself off as a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. (2002, 12, 141min) ★★★★★
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11.25 Argo Fact-based thriller directed by and starring Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston and John Goodman. (2012, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 1.30 AM Rising Sun Thriller. (1993, 18, 124min) ★★★ 3.40 Universal Soldier: The Return Action adventure sequel. (1999, 18, 83min) ★★ 5.15 to 7.00 AM Sam Churchill: Search for a Homeless Man Thriller. (1997, PG, 88min) ★★
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8.00 Mean Girls 2 Teen comedy with Meaghan Jette Martin. A 17-yearold tomboy enrages an elitist clique of bitchy girls at her new school by becoming too popular. (2011, 12, 92min) ★
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9.50 Miss Congeniality Comedy starring Sandra Bullock as a scruffy FBI agent who receives a radical makeover in order to go undercover at a beauty contest. With Michael Caine. (2000, 12, 109min) ★★★★
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Curvature As 4.15pm. Elysium As shown at 6.00pm. NOON Van Helsing As 8pm. PM Planet of the Apes Sci-fi adventure remake. (2001, 12, 120min) ★★★ 4.15 Curvature Sci-fi with Lyndsy Fonseca and Linda Hamilton. (2017, 15, 90min) ★★ 6.00 Elysium Sci-fi thriller with Matt Damon and Jodie Foster. (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★★
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8.00 Van Helsing Fantasy horror adventure starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale. When Count Dracula kidnaps Frankenstein’s monster, the Vatican sends Van Helsing to Transylvania to battle the vampire. (2004, 12, 132min) ★★
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10.15 In Fabric Comedy horror starring Sidse Babett Knudsen and Marianne Jean-Baptiste. (2018, 15, 118min) ★★★★
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Shazam!
9.10 Shazam! Comedy adventure with Zachary Levi. Youngster Billy Batson is chosen by the ancient wizard Shazam as his new champion, and receives various powers in the process. With Mark Strong. (2019, 12, 132min) ★★★★
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6.00 AM Crossfire (1947) ★★★★ 7.40 Prisoners of the Casbah Drama. (1953, U, 78min) ★★ 9.20 The Affairs Of A Rogue Drama. (1948, PG, 111min) ★★ 11.15 We’ll Meet Again Musical. (1943, b/w, U, 83min) ★★ 1.00 PM Barbary Coast Melodrama. (1935, b/w, PG, 110min) ★★ 2.50 Gandhi Oscar-winning biopic. (1982, PG, 188min) ★★★★★
9.00 AM Wandering Eye Thriller. (2011, PG, 115min) ★★ 10.55 Menu for Murder Comedy. (1990, PG, 96min) ★★ 1.00 PM The Deadly Room: Garage Sale Mystery III Mystery crime drama starring Lori Loughlin. 2.50 Stand Your Ground Fact-based drama. (2013, PG, 107min) ★★ 5.10 Evolution Sci-fi comedy. (2001, PG, 101min) ★★
6.00 AM Dynamite Joe Western. (1967, 12, 98min) ★★ 8.00 German Support Aircraft 9.10 From Remagen to the Elbe 10.25 Jetstream Thriller. (2012) ★★ 12.10 PM The Persuaders! 1.10 Trail Street (1947) ★★ 2.55 The Bedford Incident Thriller. (1965, b/w, PG, 105min) ★★★ 5.05 The Battle of Sinai Military drama. (1969, PG, 97min) ★★
7.00 AM Back to Love (2017) ★★ 9.00 Autumn Stables (2018) ★★ 11.00 Hometown Hero Romantic drama. (2016, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.00 PM Timeless Love Romantic drama. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00 Karen Kingsbury’s The Bridge – Part 2 Romantic drama. (2016, PG, 85min) ★★ 5.00 Winter Castle Romantic drama. (2019, U, 83min) ★★
6.35 Fire Down Below Action melodrama starring Rita Hayworth and Robert Mitchum about two smugglers coming into conflict when they fall in love with the same woman. (1957, PG, 116min) ★★★ 9.00 The Blue Lagoon Romantic adventure starring Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins as two shipwrecked children who must learn to fend for themselves on a desert island. (1980, 15, 101min) ★
7.05 The Pink Panther Comedy caper remake starring Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau, who creates mayhem when he tries to solve the theft of a priceless diamond ring and a murder. (2005, PG, 93min) ★★ 9.00 Money Monster Crime thriller with George Clooney and Julia Roberts. A TV host and his producer are held hostage live on air by a man who lost everything after following their advice. (2016, 15, 99min) ★★★
7.10 Super Cyclone Thriller starring Ming-Na Wen and Nicholas Turturro. A scientist and an engineer join forces to save California from an apocalyptic storm. (2012, 12, 90min) ★ 9.00 End Game Mystery thriller starring Cuba Gooding Jr and Angie Harmon. A guilt-stricken secret service agent strives to uncover the conspiracy behind the assassination of the US president. With James Woods. (2005, 12, 93min) ★★
7.00 Love, Fall & Order Romantic drama starring Erin Cahill. When a woman goes home to save her father’s annual Fall Fest on her family’s pumpkin farm, sparks fly with an old rival. With Trevor Donovan and Gregory Harrison. (2019, U, 84min) ★★ 9.00 Rome in Love Romantic drama starring Italia Ricci and Peter Porte. An actor’s dreams come true when she lands the lead role in a remake of Roman Holiday. (2019, PG, 90min) ★★
11.10 My Stepmother Is an Alien Comedy. (1988, 15) ★★★ 1.15 AM Convicted Prison drama. (1950, b/w, PG, 91min) ★★★ 3.05 Strongroom Thriller. (1961) ★★ 4.20 to 6.00 AM Night Song (1947)
11.05 A Most Violent Year Thriller. (2014, 15, 120min) ★★★★★ 1.30 AM Drone Thriller with Sean Bean. (2017, 15, 91min) ★★ 3.25 to 6.00 AM A League of Their Own Comedy. (1992) ★★★★
11.05 Officer Down Crime thriller. (2005, 12, 88min) ★★ 12.50 AM Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 Disaster thriller. (2001, PG, 87min) ★ 2.35 to 4.00 AM Fatal Flip (2015)
11.00 Love, of Course Romantic comedy. (2018, PG, 84min) ★★ 1.00 AM A Man for Every Month Comedy. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 to 5.00 AM Love at First Glance Drama. (2017, PG) ★★
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9.00 Taken Action thriller starring Liam Neeson. A divorced ex-spy draws upon his skills with deadly results when he tries to rescue his abducted daughter. (2008, 18, 93min) ★★★★
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Clare Balding presents on day one of the dog show at Birmingham’s NEC, from Agility finals to the Toy category
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8.00 MasterChef New edition Six more hopefuls
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compete in the second heat. They are challenged to serve up their signature dishes, with the judges’ favourite two winning a place in the next round. (S)(AD) ■Continues tomorrow
monster is brought back to life at the V&A, the curators discover photographs of the real Alice in Wonderland, and repairs are made to Shakespeare’s First Folio. (S)(AD)
9.00 NEW SERIES Noughts + Crosses 1/6. Drama set in a ďŹ ctional world where black people rule over a white underclass. See feature, page 8. (S1) (S)(AD) â– All episodes are available on BBC iPlayer
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hosts the topical debate from Tunbridge Wells in Kent. (S) 11.35 Newscast New edition Laura Kuenssberg, Chris Mason, Katya Adler and Adam Fleming present their weekly round-up from Westminster, delivering their usual mix of serious analysis and light-hearted gossip about the biggest stories in politics. (S) 12.05 AM Weather for the Week Ahead Seven-day forecast. (S) 12.10 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S)
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Al has to work hard to get Ellis back onside. (S)(AD)
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9.00 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King Series ďŹ nale 3/3. Following his hard-fought win over Otto Wallin, Tyson Fury takes part in a WWE bout, ďŹ nally has a rematch with Deontay Wilder conďŹ rmed and parts ways with trainer Ben Davison. (S)(AD)
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9.00 Hunted New edition 4/6. The hunters subject a captured fugitive to devious psychological pressures, while Hayley risks returning to Wigan to be reunited with her dog – unaware her every move is being tracked. (S)(AD)
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healthcare assistant Anthony who wants to put his wild past behind him, and bank manager-turned-performer Howard wonders if his date will recognise him. (S)(AD)
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Jeremy Vine (S) Paddington Station 24/7 (R) PM News (S) Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords (S)(R) Access Showbiz news. (S) Home and Away (S)(AD) Neighbours (S)(AD) FILM A Wedding to Die For Thriller starring Christa B Allen. (S) (2019, 12, 105min) ★★ Friends 23&24/25. (S3) (S)(R) News (S) Neighbours Harlow reluctantly attends Gary’s welcome back barbecue for Prue. (S)(R)(AD) Home and Away Lives hang in the balance as the hospital siege escalates. (S)(R)(AD) News (S)
106 106 806 110 109
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AM Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD)
RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) The Dog Whisperer (R) Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(AD) Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R) NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R) PM Hawaii Five-0 (S2) (S)(R) MacGyver 9/23. (S2) (S)(R) Modern Family (S10) (S)(R) The Simpsons New Kids on the Blecch: Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph are recruited as singers in a boy band. (S)(R) 5.30 Futurama Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles: The crew turn into teenagers. (S)(R) 6.00 The Why of Fry: Fry saves the universe. (S)(R) 6.30 The Simpsons She Used to Be My Girl: Marge bumps into an old school friend. (S)(R)
LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND
7.00 NEW TO CHANNEL 5 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies
9.00
The Heist
7.00 The Simpsons
The comedian returns to help more canines, including a Staffordshire bull terrier that has a suspected broken leg. Previously on 5SELECT. (S)(R)
8.00 NEW TO CHANNEL 5 Britain’s Naughtiest Nursery
Fat Man and Little Boy: Homer helps Lisa build her school science project. (S)(R) 7.30 Midnight Rx: Hardhearted Mr Burns decides to deny his employees any more free medication. (S)(R)
8.00 A League of Their Own
Psychologist Laverne Antrobus tackles the extreme behaviour of some challenging under-fives. Previously on 5STAR. (S)
9.00 10 Years Younger in 10 Days New edition 2/6. Cherry Healey meets recovering alcoholic Paulette, who has been sober for six years, helping her to transform her look. (S)
N. IRELAND Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957
10.35pm The View (S) 11.15 Question Time New edition (S) 12.15 Newscast (S) 12.456.00am BBC News (S)
WALES
9.00 The Heist New edition 5/8. Forensic evidence puts Will and Ishy into the spotlight, while Sue and her team of detectives make a mistake when they underestimate pensioner Christine.
No variations
BBC2 N. IRELAND Sky 972, Freesat 969
Exploring Wharfedale.
8.00 The Real T-Rex with Chris Packham The naturalist uses new research to create the most accurate CGI representation of the dinosaur ever produced.
No variations
WALES Sky 971, Freesat 971
No variations
7.30-8.00pm NEW Hook’s Line on England: A Six Nations Special (S) 8.30-9.00 Coast & Country (S)(R) 10.45 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Tonight New edition (S) 11.15-11.45pm NEW How to Spend It Well on Holiday (S)(AD)
S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120
6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05pm Pobol y Rhondda 12.30 Heno 1.30 Dan Do 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da New edition 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cynefin 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Nyrsys (AD) 6.25 Darllediad Gwleidyddol gan Plaid Cymru 6.30 Rownd a Rownd (AD) 7.00 Heno New edition 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm (AD) 8.25 Rownd a Rownd (AD) 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 Jonathan 10.00 3 Lle: Eleri Siôn (AD) 10.30 Hansh New edition 11.00 Y Stiwdio Gefn 11.30pm12.05am Mwy o Sgorio
2/10. An emergency dash results in a serious collision between the police van and a taxi. Plus, officers race to save a man threatening to kill himself. (S)(R)
11.05 Billionaire Kids: Diamond Lives Documentary. (S)(R) 12.05 AM Eamonn and Ruth: Blowing a Fortune (S)(R) 1.00 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S) 3.00 Access Showbiz news. 3.10 Paddington Station 24/7 (R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (S)(SL)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (S)(SL)(R) 5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R)
11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 Karl Pilkington visits a desert island in the South Pacific. (S)(R)(AD) 12.00 M’T Intelligence 3&4/6. (S1) (R) 1.00 AM Caught on Dashcam (S)(R) 2.00 The Late Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Week Highlights of the show. (R) 3.00 The Force: Manchester (S)(R) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(AD) 5.00 to 6.00 AM Futurama (S)(R)
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7.30 The Yorkshire Dales 3/3.
9.00 The Day the Dinosaurs Died An expedition to determine if an asteroid strike 66 million years ago killed off the dinosaurs. 10.00 The Stuarts 3/3. Clare Jackson examines how Scotland lost its sovereignty and became part of Great Britain in 1707.
11.00 NEW Female Filmmakers: BBC Introducing Arts 12.00 M’T How We Built Britain 6/6. Modernist style.
1.00 AM Rhythms of India 2.00 Flights of Fancy: Pigeons and the British 3.00 to 4.00 AM Age of the Image
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9.00 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes New edition The property expert visits Harewood House, a stately home which looks out over 1,000 acres of West Yorkshire estate. 10.00 24 Hours in A&E The staff of King’s College Hospital treat patients involved in road accidents, including a 12-year-old girl who has been hit by a car and knocked under a bus.
11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.05 AM Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes As 9.00pm. 1.10 24 Hours in A&E 2.15 999: What’s Your Emergency? 3.20 to 3.45 AM Food Unwrapped
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E4 135 135 829 106 145 13 122 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Baby Daddy 9.00 Mike & Molly 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Goldbergs 12.00 NOON Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Baby Daddy 3.00 Mike & Molly 4.00 The Goldbergs 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory
7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Yearbook 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9/22.
7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Man with a Plan New episode 13/22. Adam and
Walden has a date with an accident-prone model. 8.30 10/22. Alan wins the affections of his transgender girlfriend’s ex-wife. (S11)
9.00 FILM Bridesmaids Comedy starring Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph and Rose Byrne. A single woman tries to compete with a rich rival after she is asked to be her childhood best friend’s maid of honour. With Melissa McCarthy, Chris O’Dowd and Jon Hamm. (2011, 15, 124min) ★★★★
Best for Sky and Virgin
Balding hosts live coverage from the NEC in Birmingham. 8.00 Grand Designs A couple building a house on a cliff on the west coast of Scotland.
118 118 816 115 176 6 113 7.00 AM Ellen DeGeneres Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Coronation Street 9.20 Superstore 10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show New edition 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!
10.00 The Force: North East
Documentary in which individuals, including alopecia sufferer Gail Porter, talk about the psychological challenges of having facial structures different from the norm. (S)
205
7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days
Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964
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Family Guy AM American Dad! Stand Up Sketch Show Two and a Half Men CelebAbility to 3.30 AM Guinness World Records
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Andi’s babysitter cancels on Valentine’s Day. (S1) 8.00 Young Sheldon Sheldon decides to fake illness to avoid a swimming test. 8.30 New episode George Sr struggles to manage the Cooper household. (S3)
9.00 Celebs Go Dating New edition 9/20. Alison Hammond has a date with new man Bobby Ray.
10.00 Celebrity Gogglebox
primetime
10.00 NEW Me & My Beautiful Face
Guests Aaron Ramsey, Romesh Ranganathan and Kate Abdo join host James Corden, captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff and regular Jack Whitehall. (S)(R)(AD)
BBC4 programmes start at 7.00pm
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10 Years Younger in 10 Days
MORE4 136 136 830 147 195 18 124 8.55 AM A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun In Spain. 9.45 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Double bill. 11.50 Emergency Helicopter Medics A cardiac arrest. 12.50 PM 999: On the Front Line A trampolining injury. 1.50 Escape to the Chateau: DIY A 25-room chateau. 2.50 Four in a Bed Five editions. 5.25 The Supervet 6.30 Crufts New edition Clare
Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960
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AM Milkshake!
SKY ONE
Thursday
CHANNEL 5
Thursday
Including Love Island and Nigella: At My Table.
11.05 The Big Bang Theory 12.05 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.05 Celebs Go Dating 2.10 First Dates Hotel 3.05 Celebrity Gogglebox 4.00 The Big Bang Theory 4.50 to 6.00 AM How I Met Your Mother
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THURSDAY
Thursday
Sky Witness
Sky Atlantic
107 107 807 112 111
108 108 808
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AM Nothing to Declare
Paramedics 9/10. (S1) Blue Bloods 8/22. (S7) Criminal Minds 4/22. (S12) CSI 15/24. (S6) NOON Elementary (S6) PM Blue Bloods 9/22. (S7) Law & Order 10/24. The murder of a publishing executive is investigated. (S12) 3.00 The Real A&E 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Four editions.
9.00
Entertainment
The Rookie
GOLD
AM The Guest Wing
Without a Trace (S3) The West Wing (S3) NOON Blue Bloods (S2) PM CSI 2/24. (S6) The West Wing (S3) Without a Trace 12/23. The team search for a convict who disappeared during a fight. 5.00 13/23. Jack and the team look into an autistic boy’s disappearance. 6.00 15/23. The team investigate the kidnapping of a society girl. (S3)
10.20 The Sopranos
7
7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Double bill following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers.
7.00 CSI Bite Me: 3/24. A man reports his wife’s death, and Grissom soon uncovers dark secrets pointing to foul play. (S6)
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8.00 Ghost Whisperer Giving Up the Ghost: 10/22. Melinda helps a baseball pitcher when a ghost tries to take over his body. (S2)
8.00 Blue Bloods Moonlighting: 9/22. A convicted contract killer strikes a deal with Danny. (S2)
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9.00 The Rookie New episode Clean Cut: 8/10. Officer Nolan starts his birthday babysitting a crime scene in a law office. (S2)
9.00 John Adams Peacefield: 7/7. The elderly statesman outlives his wife and daughter, and witnesses his son, John Quincy Adams, become president. (S1)
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10.00 CSI Let It Bleed: 4/24. The teenage daughter of a notorious drug baron is found dead in a back street. (S9) 11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
10.20 The Sopranos 3/13. Janice moves into her mother’s house. (S3)
Law & Order: SVU (S15) M’T CSI 19/24. (S6) AM Chicago Med 9/10. (S5) Chicago Fire 9/10. (S8) Chicago PD 9/10. (S7) Shades of Blue (S2) to 6.00 AM Brit Cops: Rapid Response +1hour 207 180
BBC Scotland SCOT 115 108 9 108 106 REST OF UK 457 162 108 12.00 NOON to 7.00 PM As BBC2 except: 12.00 NOON to 1.00 PM First Minister’s Questions 7.00 PM Sportscene Action from the midweek Premiership fixtures, including Rangers v Hamilton Academical, and Livingston v Celtic. 8.00 Getting Hitched Asian Style Saffron Events plan the weddings of two young couples. 9.00 The Nine 10.00 Love Song Series finale A healthcare assistant, an operations manager and a scientist seek their singing soulmate. 11.00 Bob Servant Independent The Dundonian sees the death of Broughty Ferry’s MP as a chance to seize the limelight and enter politics. 11.30 PM to 12.00 M’T Two Doors Down
88 TV&Satellite Week
119 119 817 117 177 10 115
120 120 818 118 178 24 117
7.10 8.00 8.40 9.20 10.00 10.40 12.40 1.20 2.00 2.40 3.20 4.00 4.40 6.40
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6.00 7.00 8.10 9.15 10.15 11.20 12.25 1.30 2.35 3.40 4.50 5.50
AM The Piglet Files As Time Goes By The Good Life Porridge Hi-de-Hi! Last of the Summer Wine PM Keeping Up Appearances Porridge Hi-de-Hi! The Good Life Keeping Up Appearances Dad’s Army Last of the Summer Wine The Good Life
AM Classic Coronation Street
Classic Emmerdale Heartbeat The Darling Buds of May That’s My Boy Inspector Morse PM Heartbeat Classic Emmerdale Classic Coronation Street Midsomer Murders Heartbeat No Laughing Matter: Geoff considers buying a sportier car after receiving an inheritance.
7.20 Porridge Harris drops stolen pills into Fletcher’s midday cup of tea.
6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Peril at End House – Part One: The sleuth meets a woman who has become prone to accidents.
7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special Sam Quek, Basil Brush, Andi Peters and Charlie Higson take on The Chaser for charity.
8.00 Dad’s Army Wilson inherits a title following an elderly relative’s death. 8.40 The platoon must spend a night in a spooky deserted house. 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys Agnes tries to gatecrash Maria’s hen party, only to end up at the wrong venue.
8.00 Lewis The Soul of Genius: A botanist accidentally unearths the body of a recently buried professor fixated upon solving a seemingly impossible riddle. Guest stars Celia Imrie and James Fleet.
8.00 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport An oddshaped object is found. 8.30 Staff at the airport deal with a polar vortex.
10.00 Sandylands New episode 2/3. Emily becomes her father’s unwilling partner-in-crime. (S1) 10.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys
10.00 Scott & Bailey 3/8. Rachel makes a shocking discovery about what her brother Dom gets up to in her flat. (S2)
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Heathrow: Britain’s…
9.00 FILM Goldfinger James Bond adventure starring Sean Connery. British secret service agent 007 must prevent master criminal Auric Goldfinger from breaking into Fort Knox. (1964, PG, 111min) ★★★★★
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11.00 Inspector Morse The Remorseful Day: The detective takes on his final case. 1.15 AM A Touch of Frost Care and Protection: The search for a child uncovers evidence of a 30-year-old crime. 3.00 to 3.25 AM That’s My Boy
Peep Show AM Race Through Comedy Mrs Brown’s Boys Peep Show Marley’s Ghosts The Rebel to 4.00 AM Harry Hill’s TV Burp
Pick
8.30
Kojak The Saint Minder The Professionals The Sweeney PM Quincy ME Kojak The Saint Minder The Professionals The Sweeney A series of robberies are committed on wealthy couples in the country.
8.00
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11.20 Peep Show
11.20 12.25 1.30 2.05 2.30 3.00 3.35
Sky Two
ITV4
110 110 810 124 310 392
11.35 The Sopranos 4/13. Dr Melfi is raped. (S3) 12.45 AM Public Enemy 7/10. (S2) 1.50 Dolittle: Special 2.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets A visit to Las Vegas. 3.00 Public Enemy 8/10. (S2) 4.10 to 6.00 AM The West Wing 208
ITV3
11.15 FILM Wanted Fantasy action thriller starring James McAvoy. A timid office worker discovers that his destiny is linked to a fraternity of super-assassins. (2008, 18, 105min) ★★★ 1.25 AM The Sweeney As 5.50pm. 2.30 to 3.00 AM The Protectors
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Comedy Central
220 175 154
ITV Be
168 160
152 165 11 144
111 111 127 227 19 157 19
112 112 812 132 181 307 370
131 119 179 26 118
7.00 AM 60 Minute Makeover Double bill. 9.00 Ninja Warrior Women Tournament 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: South Africa 12.00 NOON The Dog Whisperer Double bill. 2.00 PM House Hunters International 3.00 Wild Vets 4.00 Haven 4/13. (S1) 5.00 Relic Hunter (S1) 6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S6) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Continuum 1/13. Kiera resurfaces after the mayor is assassinated. 10.00 2/13. Kiera and Carlos try to thwart Liber8’s brazen rescue of Travis. (S2) 11.00 The Heist 5/8. 12.00 M’T The Rookie (S2) 1.00 AM Highway Cops 3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo With Jason Manford. 4.00 Wild Vets Double bill. 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Dog Whisperer
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7.10 AM Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00 NOON Timber Kings 1.00 PM Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Documentary. 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Room 101 Double bill. 8.20 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 9.20 QI With Jo Brand. 10.00 Meet the Richardsons New edition 2/6. (S1) 10.40 QI With Ruby Wax. 11.20 Mock the Week 12.00 M’T Taskmaster 1.00 AM Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 2.10 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 3.00 Zapped 4/6. (S3) 3.35 to 4.00 AM The Indestructibles
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AM Motorway Patrol Police Force: Australia Nothing to Declare Canada’s Front Line Highway Cops Caught Red Handed PM Police Force: Australia Border Patrol Nothing to Declare Canada’s Front Line Stargate SG-1 (S1) Star Trek: The Next Generation 13/22. (S2) Hawaii Five-0 (S6) Elementary 2/24. (S5) The Pacific 9/10. (S1) Britain’s Most Evil Killers The Force: Essex AM Banged Up Abroad Road Wars Nothing to Declare Stop, Search, Seize Motorway Patrol to 6.00 AM Highway Patrol
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11.30
1.30 2.00 3.25 4.15
AM Will & Grace (S9)
The Office (US) (S5) Friends (S1) PM Friends (S1) Bad Robots Friends (S1&2) FILM The Intern Comedy starring Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway. A retiree grows tired of the quiet life and becomes an intern at a start-up run by a beautiful entrepreneur. (2015, 12, 118min) ★★★★ FILM Eurotrip Teen comedy starring Scott Mechlowicz, Michelle Trachtenberg and Lucy Lawless. (2004, 15, 90min) ★ AM The Daily Show New edition Talk show. South Park (S17) Bad Robots to 5.00 AM The Office (US)
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212 133
1.20 2.15 3.10 4.05 6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00
11.00 12.00
AM Bachelor in Paradise
Be Beautiful LittleBe NOON Income Property PM The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Vanderpump Rules Million Dollar Listing: NYC New edition The Real Housewives of New York City The Real Housewives of Dallas Masters of Flip New edition A worn-out brick home in need of TLC. Buying and Selling Dinner Date Totally Unbelievable Married to Medicine New edition Quad reveals he saw Greg with another woman. Singletown M’T to 12.45 AM The Only Way Is Essex
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5 March Alibi
Syfy
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Sky Comedy
FOX
132 132 826 126 212 312 382
114 114 814 138 137 319 375
109 109 809 125 211 311 383
113 113 813 122 121
124 124 821 157 199
7.10 AM Murdoch Mysteries (S3) 10.00 The Guardian 2/22. (S1) 11.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 8/8. (S3) 12.00 NOON Major Crimes (S4) 1.00 PM Rush 11&12/22. (S3) 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries 10/13. A number of universityeducated women are killed. 4.00 11/13. A woman is suspected to have stabbed her fiancé with a pitchfork. 5.00 12/13. Julia is implicated in a shooting. (S6) 6.00 Major Crimes 1/23. (S4)
6.00 7.00 8.00 11.00 1.00 3.00
6.10 7.00 8.00 10.00 11.00 12.00 2.00
8.00 9.00 10.30 12.00
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AM Warehouse 13 As 7pm.
AM MasterChef Australia
My Dream Home Tipping Point The Bill Supernanny US NOON Tipping Point PM My Dream Home A couple want to move to Nashville to be closer to family. 3.00 A pair of newlyweds seek their dream home. 4.00 Helping a woman who wants to find a deluxe urban home of her own. 5.00 Tipping Point Double bill.
1.30 2.30 3.30 5.00
6.30
AM Everybody Hates Chris
Parks and Recreation (S5) 30 Rock Triple bill. (S5) NOON The Mindy Project New episodes Triple bill. (S4) PM Modern Family (S3) Everybody Hates Chris (S3) Parks and Recreation (S5) 30 Rock 5/23. Guest stars Kelsey Grammer. 5.30 6/23. Liz’s father arrives in New York. 6.00 7/23. Liz falls in love with a flattering pair of jeans. (S5) Modern Family 9/24. (S3)
NEW 9.00
Carter
AM Republic of Doyle (S2)
Bones 4/21. (S2) Bull 23/23. (S1) NCIS 17/24. (S12) NOON Bones (S2) PM The Mentalist 6/13. (S7) NCIS 18/24. (S12) Bull 1/22. (S2) Bones 7/21. The team look into the death of a nineyear-old beauty queen. (S2) 6.00 The Mentalist 7/13. Lisbon’s brother Jimmy is wanted as a witness to a murder. (S7)
Thursday
Merlin As shown at 8pm. Teleshopping Stargate Atlantis (S5) PM Star Trek: Voyager (S4) Star Trek: The Next Generation 13&14/26. (S4) 5.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine The Sons of Mogh: 15/26. Worf’s brother Kurn returns and announces he needs help to regain his honour. 6.00 The Bar Association: 16/26. Rom creates a union for Quark’s employees. (S4)
NEW
10.00 30 Days of Night
11.00 Inside the Ambulance
9.00
7.00 Motive Reversal of Fortune: 8/13. A tarot reader is found dead, while Oscar discloses the truth about his health.
7.00 Warehouse 13 Time Will Tell: 1/13. Pete and Myka visit London to gather clues about MacPherson’s plan. (S2)
7.00 My Dream Home Drew and Jonathan Scott come to the aid of a couple who need to find their dream home quickly.
7.00 Modern Family (S3) 7.30 The Mindy Project New episode 18/26. Mindy is accused of losing touch with her Indian roots. (S4)
7.00 NCIS Patience: 19/24. A drive-by shooting is linked to the prime suspect in a deadly attack on a US airport 40 years earlier.
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8.00 Motive Best Enemies: 9/13. A photographer becomes the prime suspect in the murder of his assistant. (S3)
8.00 Merlin The Curse of Cornelius Sigan: 1/13. The wizard exposes the new servant as a conman. With Mackenzie Crook. (S2)
8.00 Sun, Sea and Brides to Be A bride diets so she can fit into her dress, but finds the food in the hotel too tempting.
8.00 The Mindy Project New episodes 19/26. 8.30 20/26. Mindy tries to stop one of her patients from having a baby. (S4)
8.00 NCIS No Good Deed: 20/24. DiNozzo teams up with Zoe to investigate the death of a Marine in a motorcycle accident. (S12)
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9.00 Carter New episode Harley Loses a Finger: 2/10. Harley and the team find themselves facing off with a hitman. (S2)
9.00 Blood & Treasure Series finale The Revenge of Farouk: 12/12. Danny realises the truth about Farouk. (S1)
9.00 Inside the Ambulance Loz and Dan are called out to 72-year-old Florence, who has agonising chest pain.
9.00 NEW SERIES War of the Worlds 1/8. A reimagining of HG Wells’ classic novel starring Gabriel Byrne. See feature, page 6.
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10.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Space for Murder – Part Two: 6/8. A lead suspect is murdered. (S1)
10.00 FILM 30 Days of Night Horror with Josh Hartnett and Melissa George. (2007, 18, 113min) ★★
10.00 One Born: What Happened Next? Revisiting some of One Born Every Minute’s memorable parents.
11.00 New Tricks In Vino Veritas: The detectives reopen the case of a pub landlord killed in a fire. Guest stars Phil Davis and Niamh Cusack. 12.20 AM Murdoch Mysteries (S1) 1.20 The Assets 5&6/8. (S1) 3.10 to 4.00 AM The Guardian
12.10 AM Blood & Treasure 1.10 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 3.00 Midnight, Texas 9/9. The Midnighters must band together in one last attempt to save their town. (S2) 4.00 to 6.00 AM Star Trek: Voyager
11.00 Inside the Ambulance 12.00 M’T One Born Every Minute 1.00 AM Great Ormond Street The treatment of a seven-year-old girl with a brain tumour. 1.50 Code Black 6/13. (S3) 2.35 to 3.00 AM Renovate My Home: Leave It to Bryan
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Sony Channel 157 189 48 142 6.00 6.10 7.10 9.10 10.00 11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 4.00 6.00 7.00
AM Sony Movie News
The Waltons 4/25. (S5) Hart to Hart (S1) Days of Our Lives Hart to Hart (S2) Charlie’s Angels (S1) NOON Starsky & Hutch PM T.J. Hooker (S2) Hart to Hart (S2) Murder, She Wrote Charlie’s Angels (S1) M*A*S*H Four episodes of the Korean War comedy, including at: 8.30 9/20. Hawkeye tries seduction. (S9) 9.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Triple bill of the big-prize quiz. 12.00 M’T Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 1.00 AM M*A*S*H (S2) 2.00 Charlie’s Angels (S1) 3.00 M*A*S*H 26/26. (S7) 3.30 The Waltons (S1) 4.20 Touched by an Angel 5.10 to 6.00 AM Highway to Heaven
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Sky Arts
9.00 NEW Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies The comedian performs a stand-up special in front of a live audience in Santa Rosa. 10.15 Sex and the City (S2) 10.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon New edition Chat show.
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10.00 War of the Worlds New episode 2/8. Disparate pockets of survivors emerge into a shattered world. (S1) 11.00 12.00 12.30 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00
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6.00 AM Placido Domingo: Legends Of Opera 7.00 The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life 7.45 Prokofiev: Cantata for the Anniversary of the October Revolution 8.30 Watercolour Challenge 9.00 The South Bank Show 9.30 Auction 10.00 Tales of the Unexpected 11.00 Discovering 1.00 PM South Bank Show 1.30 Watercolour Challenge 2.00 Margaret Atwood: A Word After a Word After a Word Is Power 4.00 Tales of the Unexpected 5.00 Discovering 7.00 Sherlock Holmes vs Arthur Conan Doyle 8.00 Comedy Legends 9.00 The Directors New edition Peter Weir. 10.00 Discovering 11.00 Salman Rushdie, Death on a Trail 12.00 M’T Supertramp: Live 2.00 to 6.00 AM Highlights
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9.00 AM Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.25 Law & Order (S16) 10.10 CSI: NY 12.00 NOON Law & Order 3.55 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Law & Order 6/24. Cut: A surgeon is prosecuted for criminal negligence. 7.00 Gov Love: 7/24. A governor’s wife is found murdered. (S15) 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans Hell on the High Water: 12/24. Pride investigates a murder on an oil rig. (S3) 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The Newsroom: 16/21. A news anchor makes a rape accusation. (S18) 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.55 Law & Order: Los Angeles (S1) 3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
8.00 AM 3rd Rock from the Sun 13/26. (S2) 8.20 House 8&9/16. (S4) 10.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 2.00 Can’t Pay? My Nightmare Ex Wife 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 House (S5) 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Spray Tan Mums: Single and Proud 8.00 FILM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 Fantasy. (2011, 12, 117min) ★★ 10.15 FILM Bad Teacher Comedy. (2011, 15, 92min) ★★ 12.05 AM Two and a Half Men 2.05 to 3.50 AM FILM Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
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The Bill Classic Holby City Classic Casualty NOON The Bill PM Classic EastEnders London’s Burning Monarch of the Glen Bergerac Bread Hi-de-Hi! As Time Goes By Last of the Summer Wine Alvin and Entwistle try their hands at matchmaking. 8.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries A Cry for Justice: Havers tries to solve a murder at an exclusive club. 10.00 New Tricks Buried Treasure: Two people confess to murder. 11.20 Waking the Dead 1.55 AM The Bill 3.00 to 4.00 AM London’s Burning +1hour 243 226
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5.00 PM FILM Paranoia Espionage thriller with Liam Hemsworth. (2011, 12, 102min) ★★ 7.00 FILM Little Black Book Romantic comedy starring Brittany Murphy and Holly Hunter. (2004, 12, 106min) ★★ 9.00 FILM The Professor Comedy drama starring Johnny Depp and Rosemarie DeWitt. (2018, 15, 87min) ★★ 10.50 FILM The Human Stain Psychological drama with Anthony Hopkins and Nicole Kidman. (2003, 18, 105min) ★★ 12.50 AM FILM Run the Tide Drama starring Taylor Lautner. (2016, 12) ★★ 2.45 to 5.00 AM FILM Only Lovers Left Alive Fantasy drama. (2013, 15, 120min) ★★★★
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9.00 AM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives Recalling the murder of Kathleen Lipscomb. 7.30 A retired police officer is found murdered in his bed. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery The disappearance of six-year-old Etan Patz. 9.00 Cold Blood A widow is beaten to death. 10.00 Snapped: Killer Couples New edition Exploring the case of Melissa Bredow and Jason Belanger. 11.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 12.00 M’T Wives with Knives 1.00 AM Cold Blood 2.00 Snapped: Killer Couples 3.00 I Survived 3.45 Unsolved Mysteries 5.10 to 6.00 AM Bondi Rescue +1hour 246 201 67 136
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7.00 AM News 7.30 Meet the Frasers 8.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.00 Total Bellas 11.00 Pop of the Morning New edition 12.00 NOON Kourtney & Kim Take New York 1.00 PM Keeping Up with the Kardashians 4.00 Botched 5.00 News: Daily Pop 6.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 7.00 Very Cavallari 8.00 Botched 9.00 Keeping Up with… 10.00 The Soup New edition 10.30 Nightly Pop New edition 11.00 In the Room 11.30 Botched 12.00 M’T Keeping Up with… 1.00 AM Botched 2.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Keeping Up with… 4.00 to 5.00 AM The Platinum Life
6.00 AM Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.30 30 Minute Meals 7.00 Giada at Home 9.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics 12.00 NOON Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 1.00 PM Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 2.00 James Martin: Yorkshire’s Finest 3.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute… 3.30 30 Minute Meals 4.00 The Pioneer Woman 6.00 James Martin: Delicious 7.00 Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 8.00 The Bikers’ Food Tour… 9.00 A Cook Abroad: John Torode’s Argentina 10.00 Martin: Home Comforts 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00 M’T Diners, Drive-Ins… 2.00 to 3.00 AM Mystery Diners +1hour 240 149
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Judge Judy PM Pawn Stars Storage Wars Little Women: Couples Retreat Dance Moms Pawn Stars Flipping Vegas Judge Judy Texan Million Dollar Dealers A potentially lucrative app that could revolutionise the bar scene is evaluated. Storage Wars Jarrod and Brandi’s best-laid plans go awry. 10.30 Rene brings his father Gunter to help hunt for collectibles. Hardcore Pawn M’T Pawn Stars AM Texan Million Dollar Dealers Storage Wars to 4.00 AM Hardcore Pawn
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6.00 AM Fantasy Homes by the Sea As 2.00pm. 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 11.00 Antiques Road Trip 1.00 PM Celebrity Fantasy Homes Toyah Willcox. 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea From Whitstable. 3.00 French Collection 4.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 6.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.00 Antiques Road Trip 9.00 Ghost Nation New edition In Georgia. 10.00 Paranormal Lockdown UK A visit to a property in Skegness, Lincolnshire. 11.00 Helicopter ER 12.00 M’T Ghost Adventures 1.00 AM Most Haunted 2.00 Teleshopping 4.00 to 6.00 AM Antiques Road Trip
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Highway Cops Canada’s Front Line Send in the Dogs UK Road Wars Brit Cops NOON Nabbed PM A Lie to Die For Murders That Shocked the Nation 3.00 Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars 5.00 Brit Cops 6.00 Send in the Dogs UK 7.00 Snapped 8.00 A Lie to Die For 9.00 How I Caught the Killer 10.00 Snapped New edition 11.00 World’s Most Evil 12.00 M’T Murders That Shocked the Nation 1.00 AM Dateline 2.00 Snapped 3.00 Murder Calls 4.00 Brit Cops 5.00 to 6.00 AM Nabbed +1hour 221 207
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Bait Car: San Francisco Bait Car: LA Speeders Bait Car: San Francisco PM Bait Car: LA Speeders Speeders A teen driver is stopped by his mother. 7.30 A female biker is caught speeding. 8.00 A woman is caught driving without her seatbelt on. 8.30 A punk is stopped for playing loud music. Bait Car: San Francisco Triple bill of the documentary series about car criminals. Bait Car: LA Speeders M’T Bait Car: New Orleans AM Speeders Bait Car: LA Speeders to 6.00 AM Bait Car: New Orleans
AM Catchphrase
AM Impractical Jokers Teleshopping Impractical Jokers Friends The Office (US) (S9) NOON Bob’s Burgers PM Wipeout USA Most Ridiculous Impractical Jokers Bob’s Burgers (S9) The Middle (S6) Will & Grace (S9) The Office (US) (S9) My Name Is Earl (S4) Friends South Park (S21) Ricky Gervais Show The Cleveland Show M’T Lee Evans Live AM Russell Howard’s Good News 3.20 Stand Up Central 3.45 Hood Adjacent (S1) 4.05 Bob’s Burgers (S1) 4.30 The Office (US) 5.15 to 6.00 AM Will & Grace +1hour 227
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9.00 AM The A-Team 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 12.00 NOON Trucking Hell 1.00 PM Police Interceptors 3.00 Traffic Cops 5.00 The A-Team 7.00 Police Interceptors 9.00 Trucking Hell New edition The team are called out to upright an artic that has rolled over on the A1. 10.00 At War with the Law: Parking Hell A bodybuilder enrages his girlfriend by parking in a child-and-baby space. 11.00 FILM Maximum Conviction Action thriller starring Steven Seagal and Steve Austin. (2012, 15, 93min) ★★ 1.05 AM Knight Rider 3.15 Wentworth Prison 5.00 Now That’s Funny! 5.50 to 6.00 AM Access +1hour 250 94
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American Pickers Deadliest Catch Gold Divers Outback Truckers Wheeler Dealers Chasing Classic Cars NOON American Pickers: Best Of 1.00 PM Railroad Alaska 2.00 Deadliest Catch 3.00 Gold Divers 4.00 Salvage Hunters 5.00 Outback Truckers 6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Salvage Hunters 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 10.00 Fantomworks New edition 11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00 M’T Wheeler Dealers 1.00 AM Outback Truckers 2.00 American Chopper 3.00 Fantomworks 4.00 to 6.00 AM Highlights +1hour 244 213 76 168
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AM Say Yes to the Dress Bondi Vet Animal Cops Phoenix Money for Nothing Forensic Detectives NOON Disappeared PM Murder Comes to Town 3.00 Say Yes… UK 5.30 Say Yes… Ireland 6.00 Money for Nothing 7.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00 My 600lb Life 9.00 Inside the Mind of a Serial Killer 10.00 The Lady Killers New edition 11.00 British Police: Our Toughest Cases 12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives 1.00 AM Crime Stories 2.00 Murder Comes to Town 3.00 FBI Files 3.50 Animal Cops Phoenix 4.40 Bondi Vet 5.30 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress +1hour 249 78 170
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9.00 AM Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.25 FILM A Body to Die For Thriller. (2018, 12, 105min) ★★ 11.05 The Hotel Inspector 12.05 PM Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun 1.05 The Dog Rescuers 2.05 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Double bill. 4.00 The Yorkshire Vet 5.00 The Dog Rescuers 6.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Double bill. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet An injured swan is tended to. 9.00 Red Arrows: Kings of the Sky 10.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. 11.00 The Dog Rescuers 12.00 M’T Flights from Hell 12.55 AM The Pillars of the Earth 2.00 Inside Hamleys 3.00 to 4.00 AM The Dog Rescuers
6.00 AM American Restoration 7.00 Ancient Aliens 8.00 Hangar 1: UFO Files 9.00 Storage Wars: Texas 10.00 Hardcore Pawn 11.00 Pawn Stars 12.00 NOON Storage Wars 1.00 PM Auction Hunters 2.00 Storage Wars: Texas 3.00 Air Crash: Disasters Uncovered 4.00 Hangar 1: The UFO Files 5.00 Ancient Aliens 6.00 Pawn Stars 7.00 Storage Wars 8.00 Auction Hunters 9.00 American Pickers 10.00 Highway Thru Hell 11.00 Storage Wars 12.00 M’T Auction Hunters 1.00 AM Storage Wars: Texas Double bill. 2.00 American Restoration 3.00 Swamp People 4.00 Ernie the Wildman 5.00 to 6.00 AM Pawn Stars
6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids 8.00 Say Yes… UK 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress 10.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 11.00 Say Yes… Australia 12.00 NOON Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta 2.00 PM Dr Pimple Popper 3.00 Sister Wives 4.00 Say Yes… Australia 5.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress 7.00 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days New edition 10.00 Dr Pimple Popper Josh has a large knot on his head sustained from a car crash 18 years ago. 11.00 My 600lb Life: Where Are They Now? 12.00 M’T 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days 3.00 AM Dr Pimple Popper 4.00 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta +1hour 233 172
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Documentaries Discovery
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6.00 AM Combat Dealers 7.00 Robson Green: Extreme Fisherman From Guatemala. 8.00 Kindig Customs 9.00 Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters 10.00 NASA’s Unexplained Files 11.00 Fast N’ Loud 12.00 NOON Gold Rush: Dave Turin’s Lost Mine 1.00 PM Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.00 Combat Dealers 3.00 WW2: Complete History 4.00 Building Off the Grid 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Fast N’ Loud
6.00 AM The Zoo: San Diego 7.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb 8.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees 10.00 Animal Cops Phoenix 12.00 NOON Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters In Lake Garda. 1.00 PM My Cat from Hell 2.00 Alaskan Bush People 3.00 Amanda to the Rescue 5.00 Crikey! It’s the Irwins Terri helps prepare the zoo’s new baby rhino for a vaccine. 6.00 Bondi Vet: Coast to Coast A golden retriever has lumps.
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AM Nazi Megastructures Buried Secrets of WWII Lost Cities with Albert Lin Lost Worlds of the Med: Draining the Ocean NOON Car S.O.S PM Wicked Tuna Ice Road Rescue Air Crash Investigation The crash of a plane near Guantanamo Bay. 5.00 The crash of a commercial airliner over a war zone in eastern Ukraine. Car S.O.S A Fiat Spider.
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Pawn Stars Lost Worlds Storage Wars Britain’s Greatest Bridges NOON River Hunters PM Forged in Fire American Pickers Storage Wars Pawn Stars A seller brings in some vintage Disneyland employee costumes. 5.30 A valuable Japanese katana from the 1800s. 6.00 Forged in Fire
AM Secrets of the Bible
Secrets of the Railways Forbidden History Secret Nazi Bases Nazi Victory: Post-War Plan Underground Worlds NOON Impossible Railways PM Secrets of Britain Walking Through History Underground Worlds Impossible Railways Secret Nazi Bases Nazi Victory: The Post-War Plan Hitler’s vision of the ideal citizen of the Third Reich.
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NEW NEW 10.00 River of No Return
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7.00 Outback Truckers It is hard rock and hard knocks on an urgent run to the races for young trucker Will.
7.00 Animal Cops Detroit The investigators travel to the city’s west side to investigate reports of a dog in distress.
7.00 Car S.O.S Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw travel to Cornwall in a bid to restore a rundown Triumph Herald.
7.00 American Pickers The guys brave a spooky at a former petrol station transformed into an eccentric home.
7.00 Underground Worlds The secrets of the largest subterranean fortress along France’s border with Germany.
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8.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike finds a BMW six-cylinder modern classic, the E46 M3 with the subframe already fixed.
8.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet Dr Jeff gives hope to a concerned owner when their beloved dog is diagnosed with cancer.
8.00 Car S.O.S Fuzz and Tim restore a VW Karmann Ghia for Lee, who has been unable to fix-up the vehicle due to ill health.
8.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges The Britannia Bridge, across the Menai Strait between Anglesey and the Welsh mainland.
8.00 Bangers and Cash A collection of British classics comes up for auction, including a Hillman Avenger Estate.
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9.00 Alaskan Bush People New edition The Browns flee the mountain during a lightning storm in the heat of fire season.
9.00 Alaskan Bush People Using what nature has provided them, the Browns create a log-rolling system.
9.00 Ultimate Supercar New edition Bentley seeks to reinvent its iconic high-end grand tourer, the Continental GT.
9.00 Forged in Fire New edition The smiths run into a world of welding mishaps as they salvage metal from a go-kart.
9.00 NEW SERIES Warbird Workshop Engineers and aviators who keep the UK’s most historic warplanes in the air.
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10.00 River of No Return New edition A rancher along the river is threatened by a predatory bear that is stalking the homestead.
10.00 Animal Cops San Francisco Neglected parrots are rescued, and a trapped cat is helped out of a tight spot.
10.00 Running Wild with Bear Grylls Star Trek’s Zachary Quinto joins Bear on a journey into a dense Panamanian jungle.
10.00 Narrow Escapes of World War Two The 333rd Field Artillery Battalion who fought off the Nazis at Bastogne.
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11.00 Richard Hammond’s Big The Appomattox production platform in the Gulf of Mexico. 12.00 M’T Alaskan Bush People 1.00 AM River of No Return 2.00 Deadliest Catch 3.00 Alaskan Bush People 3.50 Kindig Customs 5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made
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Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet Animal Cops San Francisco Crikey! It’s the Irwins Nature’s Strangest Mysteries: Solved 5.10 to 6.00 AM My Cat from Hell +1hour 262 259
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10.00 NEW SERIES Kings of Pain Adam Thorn and Rob Alleva get bitten by the world’s most dangerous creatures.
Air Crash Investigation M’T Alaska State Troopers AM Airport Security: Peru Ultimate Airport Dubai Air Crash Investigation: Special Report Including a disaster at an airshow. 4.00 to 5.00 AM Air Crash Investigation
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11.00 Truck Off! When the competition gets too hot to handle, the coaches try out a different strategy. 12.00 M’T Last Days of the Nazis 1.00 AM American Pickers 2.00 Forged in Fire 3.00 River Hunters 4.00 to 6.00 AM Storage Wars
11.00 Impossible Railways How the railways challenged engineering’s finest minds in an effort to traverse waterways. 12.00 M’T Underground Worlds 1.00 AM Nazi Victory: The Post-War Plan As 6.00pm. 2.00 to 3.00 AM Secrets of the Bible
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8.00 AM Animals Gone Wild 9.00 Unseen Islands 11.00 Raccoon: Backyard Bandit The habits of urban raccoons. 12.00 NOON Snakes in the City A snake at a party. 1.00 PM Africa’s Hunters 4.00 Monster Fish 6.00 Wild Nordic 7.00 Snakes in the City Simon and Siouxsie wrestle a 12-foot mamba out of a drain. 8.00 The Real Black Panther A panther strives to become the dominant predator of its territory. 9.00 Game of Lions Documentary following a group of young lions. 10.00 World’s Deadliest: Lions Highlights from the series. 11.00 Snakes in the City 12.00 M’T Animals Gone Wild 2.00 AM Africa’s Hunters 3.00 to 5.00 AM Monster Fish
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Industrial Revelations WWII: Witness to War Frontline Battle Machines with Brewer 10.00 Extreme Engineering 11.00 Industrial Revelations 12.00 NOON Blowing Up… 1.00 PM Expedition Unknown 2.00 Mysteries at the… 3.00 WWII: Witness to War 4.00 Frontline Battle… 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Blowing Up History 7.00 Mysteries at the… 8.00 Expedition Unknown 9.00 Wings of War 10.00 Aircraft Stories 11.00 Greatest Events of World War II 12.00 M’T Expedition… 1.00 AM Wings of War 2.00 Aircraft Stories 3.00 Extreme Machines 4.00 Blowing Up History 5.00 to 6.00 AM Mysteries at the Museum +1hour 271 261
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Battle 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Ancient Aliens PM Engineering an Empire Double bill. Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail Patton 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Battle 360 A CGI reconstruction of the battle of Santa Cruz. Ancient Impossible The world’s first robot. The Search for the Tesla Files The life and work of Nikola Tesla. Ancient Aliens Alien visitors and the Mayan civilisation. Egyptian Vice M’T Hangar 1: UFO Files AM Ancient Aliens to 5.00 AM Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail
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8.00 AM World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 9.10 Reconstruction: America After the Civil War 10.30 Nuremberg – Nazis on Trial 11.50 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 1.00 PM Byzantium: A Tale of Three Cities 2.05 Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire 2.40 Reconstruction… 3.55 Nuremberg – Nazis… 5.05 Byzantium: A Tale of… 6.15 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 7.20 Mama Twiga in the Garden of Eden 8.30 Reconstruction… 9.45 Nuremberg – Nazis… 11.00 Mama Twiga in the Garden of Eden 12.10 AM Reconstruction… 1.25 to 2.00 AM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire
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Homicide Hunter Unusual Suspects Homicide: Hours to Kill NOON Crimes That Shook Britain 1.00 PM Nightmare in Suburbia 2.00 I Lived with a Killer 3.00 Homicide Hunter 4.00 Unusual Suspects 5.00 Homicide: Hours to Kill 6.00 The First 48 7.00 Homicide Hunter 8.00 When Missing Turns to Murder 9.00 Homicide: Hours to Kill New edition 10.00 Homicide Hunter New edition 11.00 Homicide Hunter 12.00 M’T Darkest Taboos 1.00 AM Homicide: Hours… 2.00 Homicide Hunter 4.00 Police Patrol 5.00 to 6.00 AM Killer in Plain Sight +1hour 256 222
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6.00 AM The Candidate Spanish thriller. (2018, 15) ★★★★ 8.15 The 2020 Top Ten Show 8.30 I Still See You Supernatural thriller. (2019, 15, 98min) ★★ 10.15 The Counterfeiter Thriller. (2018, 15, 130min) ★★★ 12.30 PM Godzilla: King of the Monsters As 8.00pm. 2.45 Killers Anonymous As 12m’t. 4.30 Straight Up Romantic comedy. (2019, 15, 95min) ★★★ 6.15 UFO Thriller. (2018, 12) ★★★
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6.25 AM The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) 7.50 The Cat in the Hat As 4.45pm. 9.20 Matilda As shown at 6.15pm. 11.05 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire As shown at 8.00pm. 1.45 PM Goosebumps 2 As 1.05am. 3.20 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) 4.45 The Cat in the Hat Fantasy. (2003, PG, 82min) ★★★ 6.15 Matilda Roald Dahl’s fantasy. (1996, PG, 98min) ★★★★
6.00 AM The Last Castle Prison drama, as shown at 1.45am. 8.15 Broken Arrow As 6.00pm. 10.15 Hudson Hawk Action comedy. (1991, 15, 97min) ★★★ 12.00 NOON Skyscraper As 8pm. 2.00 PM Cliffhanger As 10.00pm. 4.00 Robin Hood Adventure starring Patrick Bergin. (1991, PG, 104min) ★★★ 6.00 Broken Arrow Action thriller starring John Travolta. (1996, 15, 108min) ★★
6.55 AM The Flip Side Comedy. (2018, 15, 90min) ★★ 8.40 Better Start Running Comedy, as 12.00m’t. 10.30 Dusty & Me As 1.40am. 12.20 PM The Back-Up Plan Comedy. (2010, 12) ★★ 2.15 Date Night Crime comedy. (2010, 15, 87min) ★★★ 3.55 Crazy, Stupid, Love Comedy. (2011, 12, 117min) ★★★★ 5.55 Think Like a Man Comedy. (2012, 12, 116min) ★★★
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8.00 Godzilla: King of the Monsters Fantasy sequel starring Vera Farmiga and Millie Bobby Brown. The Monarch agency face off against an army of creatures, including Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah. (2019, 12, 132min) ★★★
8.00 Cinderella Romantic fantasy with Lily James. A downtrodden girl’s fortunes are magically changed when she gets the chance to win the heart of a prince. (2014, U, 107min) ★★★★
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10.15 PREMIERE Hell Is Where the Home Is Horror starring Angela Trimbur, Janel Parrish, and Fairuza Balk. (2018, 18, 88min) ★★ See review, page 22.
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12.00 M’T Killers Anonymous Crime thriller starring Gary Oldman. (2019, 15, 95min) ★ 1.45 AM Mapplethorpe Biopic. (2018, 18, 102min) ★★ 3.45 PREMIERE Hell Is Where The Home Is As 10.15pm. 5.30 to 6.00 AM The Hurricane Heist: The Eye of the Storm +1hour 312 412
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6.35 AM The Tigger Movie (2000) 7.55 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) ★★ 9.30 Ralph Breaks the Internet 11.30 Dinosaur Animated adventure. (2000, PG, 82min) ★★★★ 12.55 PM Cinderella As 8.00pm. 2.45 Planes Animated adventure. (2013, U, 88min) ★★ 4.25 Aladdin Animated fantasy. (1992, U, 90min) ★★★★★ 6.00 Ralph Breaks the Internet Animation. (2018, PG) ★★★★
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The Pacifier
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9.50 The Pacifier Comedy thriller starring Vin Diesel as a navy officer who is dispatched to protect a widow and her children from a gang of terrorists. (2005, PG, 95min) ★★★
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11.30 The Muppet Movie Family comedy starring Mel Brooks. (1979, U, 97min) ★★★ 1.15 AM Muppet Treasure Island The Muppets’ musical version of Robert Louis Stevenson’s adventure, starring Tim Curry. (1996, U, 99min) ★★★★ 3.05 The Nutcracker and the Four Realms Fantasy. (2018, PG, 99min) ★★★ 4.55 to 6.35 AM Planes Animated comedy, as shown at 2.45pm.
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8.00 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Fantasy adventure starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson. Harry Potter faces the perils of the Triwizard Tournament during his fourth year at Hogwarts. With Robbie Coltrane. (2005, 12, 157min) ★★★
Broken Arrow
8.00 Skyscraper Action thriller starring Dwayne Johnson, Neve Campbell and Chin Han. A security expert must infiltrate a burning skyscraper, 225 storeys above ground, when his family is trapped inside by criminals. (2018, 12, 102min) ★★★
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10.40 Mary Poppins Classic Disney fantasy starring Julie Andrews as a nanny with magical powers who transforms the lives of a stuffy Edwardian banker’s two children. (1964, U, 133min) ★★★★★
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1.05 AM Goosebumps 2 Comedy sequel with Madison Iseman. (2018, PG, 90min) ★★★ 2.45 Matilda As shown at 6.15pm. 4.35 to 6.05 AM The Jungle Book Classic animated adventure. (1967, U, 78min) ★★★★★
TCM Movies
10.00 Cliffhanger Action adventure starring Sylvester Stallone and John Lithgow. A Rocky Mountains rescuer attempts to foil a violent gang searching for its loot in the wilderness. (1993, 15, 112min) ★★★
Think Like a Man
8.00 Think Like a Man Too Comedy sequel starring Kevin Hart and Regina Hall. A wedding in Las Vegas turns into a contest between the male and female guests over who can throw the wildest party. With Meagan Good. (2014, 12, 103min) ★★
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10.00 What Men Want Comedy starring Taraji P Henson. A female sports agent gains the ability to hear men’s thoughts. With Josh Brener and Aldis Hodge. (2019, 15, 117min) ★★
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12.00 M’T Backtrace Action thriller starring Sylvester Stallone. (2018, 15, 92min) ★★★ 1.45 AM The Last Castle Prison drama with Robert Redford. (2001, 15, 131min) ★★★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM Robin Hood Adventure, as 4.00pm.
12.00 M’T Better Start Running Comedy starring Analeigh Tipton. (2018, 15, 92min) ★★ 1.40 AM Dusty & Me Period comedy with Luke Newberry. (2015, 12, 100min) ★★★ 3.20 Date Night As 2.15pm. 4.55 to 6.45 AM The Family Stone Comedy drama. (2005, PG, 103min) ★★★
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6.00 AM Antz As shown at 4.35am. 7.35 Gravity Space thriller. (2013, 12, 91min) ★★★★ 9.10 Leave No Trace Drama. (2018, 12, 109min) ★★★★★ 11.10 Dumbo As shown at 7.00pm. 1.10 PM Hotel Mumbai As 9.00pm. 3.20 Holmes & Watson Mystery comedy. (2018, 12, 90min) ★ 4.55 Crazy Rich Asians Comedy. (2018, 12, 120min) ★★★★
8.50 AM Deep Impact Disaster drama starring Robert Duvall. (1998, 12, 123min) ★★★★ 10.55 The Goonies As 7.00pm. 12.55 PM The Hand That Rocks the Cradle As shown at 9.00pm. 2.55 The Social Network Drama. (2010, 12, 120min) ★★★★★ 5.00 Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit Comedy with Whoopi Goldberg. (1993, PG, 107min) ★★
6.25 AM TCM Shorts: Ben Miller Off Set An interview. 6.45 Heaven with a Gun (1969) ★★ 8.45 Guns for San Sebastian (1967) 11.00 Rio Lobo Western. (1970) ★★★ 1.30 PM Escape from Fort Bravo Western. (1953, PG) ★★★ 3.35 The Lone Ranger Western. (1956, U, 86min) ★★ 5.30 Coroner Creek Western. (1948, PG, 89min) ★★
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AM Flannelfoot (1953) ★ Talking Pictures Glad Tidings (1953) ★★ The Big Job Comedy. (1965) ★★ Richard Diamond Glimpses I Live in Grosvenor Square PM Rooms Simon and Laura (1955) ★★ Glimpses: Our London Bond Street (1948) ★★
8.00 AM Andromeda 2/22. (S3) 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8/26. (S6) 10.00 Star Trek 9/24. (S3) 11.00 Journey to the Far Side of the Sun Thriller. (1969, PG) ★★ 1.00 PM The Body Stealers Sci-fi drama. (1969, PG, 105min) ★★ 3.00 Lost in Space 3/30. (S2) 4.00 Air Collision Action drama. (2012, PG, 92min) ★ 6.00 Star Trek 10/24. (S3)
7.00 Dumbo Tim Burton’s live action remake of the Disney fantasy about a magical elephant who can fly, starring Colin Farrell. (2019, PG, 112min) ★★★ 9.00 Hotel Mumbai Fact-based thriller starring Dev Patel. In 2008, at the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel, four terrorists take the staff and residents hostage. (2018, 15, 123min) ★★★★ 11.10 Blockers Comedy starring Leslie Mann and John Cena. (2018, 15, 102min) ★★★★
7.00 The Goonies Adventure starring Sean Astin. A gang of children set off in search of pirate treasure and come across the hideout of a counterfeiting gang. (1985, 12, 111min) ★★★★ 9.00 The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Thriller starring Rebecca DeMornay as a psychotic nanny hell-bent on wreaking her revenge on a happily married, pregnant woman. With Matt McCoy and Annabella Sciorra. (1992, 15, 110min) ★★★★
7.25 Fort Osage Western starring Rod Cameron. A wagon train is barred by Indians as it travels to the California goldfields. (1952, U, 72min) ★★★ 9.00 Payback Action thriller starring Mel Gibson as a professional crook who goes gunning for the partner who betrayed him. (1998, 18, 101min) ★★ 11.10 Exit Wounds Action thriller. (2001, 18, 97min) ★ 1.20 AM Dracula Classic horror. (1931, b/w, PG, 84min) ★★★
6.45 The Four Feathers Period adventure with John Clements and Ralph Richardson. A young man unfairly branded a coward proves his courage in the Sudan. (1939, U, 130min) ★★★★★ 9.00 Funny Man 2/13. (S1) 10.00 Whistle Down the Wind Drama starring Hayley Mills and Alan Bates. Three children on a Lancashire farm discover a fugitive killer hiding in their barn and believe him to be Jesus. (1961, b/w, PG, 99min) ★★★★
7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 9/26. (S6) 8.00 Mutant X 14/22. Shalimar tries to save a rogue scientist. (S3) 9.00 All Cheerleaders Die Comedy horror starring Caitlin Stasey. A high-school’s cheerleaders all die, only to rise from the grave to help their newest recruit get revenge. With Brooke Butler. (2013, 15, 89min) ★★★ 10.50 Sleepwalkers Horror thriller starring Brian Krause, Alice Krige and Mädchen Amick. (1992, 18, 89min) ★
1.00 AM Sex Tape Comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. (2014, 15, 92min) ★★ 2.40 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Motor racing thriller. (2006, 12, 104min) ★★ 4.35 to 6.10 AM Antz Animation. (1998, PG, 83min) ★★★
11.00 The Royal Tenenbaums Offbeat comedy. (2001, 15) ★★★ 1.00 AM Face/Off Action thriller. (1997, 18, 133min) ★★★★ 3.25 Barbarella Sci-fi fantasy. (1967, 15, 98min) ★★★ 5.10 to 7.05 AM Kramer Vs Kramer Drama. (1979, PG) ★★★★
2.50 Return of the Gunfighter Western. (1966, U, 93min) ★★ 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 5.00 Off Set With Jamie Cullum. 5.20 to 6.20 AM Hollywood’s Best Film Directors
12.05 AM The Ring Boxing drama. (1952, U, 79min) ★★ 1.45 The First Travelling Saleslady Comedy Western with Ginger Rogers. (1956, U, 92min) ★★ 3.35 The Blue Parrot Thriller. (1953, b/w, PG, 71min) ★★ 5.00 to 6.00 AM Rooms
12.35 AM The Row Thriller starring Lala Kent and Randy Couture. (2018, 18, 85min) ★★ 2.35 to 4.30 AM Warbirds Sci-fi war drama starring Jamie Elle Mann. (2008, 15, 87min) ★★
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5 March
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7.00 AM Blue Iguana Comedy thriller. (2018, 15) ★★★ 8.55 The First Purge Thriller. (2018, 15, 98min) ★★ 10.45 Angels & Demons As 7.40pm. 1.05 PM Captain Phillips As 10pm. 3.20 K-19: The Widowmaker Cold War thriller with Liam Neeson. (2002, 12, 138min) ★★★ 5.40 The Recruit Spy thriller. (2003, 12, 115min) ★★★ 7.40 Angels & Demons Mystery thriller. (2009, 12, 138min) ★★
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6.15 AM The Shape of Water Fantasy, as shown at 1.30am. 8.30 I, Robot As 5.00pm. 10.30 Radioflash As 7.00pm. 12.30 PM Solo: A Star Wars Story Sci-fi prequel, as 9.00pm. 3.00 Us As shown at 11.30pm. 5.00 I, Robot Sci-fi thriller starring Will Smith and Alan Tudyk. (2004, 12, 115min) ★★★★ 7.00 Radioflash Thriller starring Brighton Sharbino and Will Patton. (2019, 15, 103min) ★★
6.35 AM Ghost Rider As 3.00pm. 8.30 The Green Hornet As 4.55pm. 10.35 Ant-Man and the Wasp Adventure, as 11.25pm. 12.35 PM Batman Begins As 9pm. 3.00 Ghost Rider Adventure. (2006, 12, 109min) ★★ 4.55 The Green Hornet Fantasy comedy starring Seth Rogen. (2011, 12, 118min) ★★★ 7.00 Fantastic Four Fantasy adventure with Ioan Gruffudd. (2005, PG, 104min) ★★
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10.00 Captain Phillips Fact-based thriller starring Tom Hanks. Four Somali pirates hijack a US container ship, putting its captain through a terrifying ordeal. (2013, 12, 131min) ★★★★★
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12.15 AM The Juror Legal thriller starring Demi Moore and Alec Baldwin. (1996, 18, 118min) ★ 2.15 L’Amant Double French erotic thriller. Subtitled. (2017, 18, 107min) ★★★★ 4.15 to 6.00 AM Deep Family Secrets Thriller with Richard Crenna. (1997, PG, 89min) ★★
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Can You Ever Forgive Me? The Blind Side As 1.20am. NOON Erin Brockovich Fact-based drama. (2000, 15, 133min) ★★★★ 2.10 PM What They Had Drama. (2018, 15, 101min) ★★★ 3.55 Mary Queen of Scots Drama. (2018, 15, 124min) ★★ 6.05 Can You Ever Forgive Me? Comedy with Melissa McCarthy. (2018, 15, 106min) ★★★★
A Star Is Born
8.00 A Star Is Born Drama starring Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, who also directed. A fading music star falls in love with a nightclub singer-songwriter, but his alcoholism has explosive repercussions as her career blossoms. (2018, 15, 136min) ★★★★★
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10.30 Almost Famous Rock ’n’ roll drama starring Patrick Fugit, Billy Crudup and Kate Hudson. In 1973, a 15-year-old novice music journalist goes on tour with a rock band. (2000, 15, 126min) ★★★★
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1.20 AM The Blind Side Fact-based drama with Sandra Bullock. (2009, 12, 129min) ★★★ 3.45 to 6.00 AM Breakfast at Tiffany’s Romantic comedy starring Audrey Hepburn. (1961, PG, 106min) ★★★★★
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■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00 AM The Way to the Stars Classic war drama. (1945, b/w, U, 109min) ★★★★ 1.15 PM A Night to Remember A dramatic reconstruction of the sinking of the Titanic. (1958, b/w, PG, 123min) ★★★★★ 4.05 The Dam Busters World War Two epic. (1954, b/w, U, 125min) ★★★★ 6.45 Now You See Me Thriller. (2013, 12, 111min) ★★★
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9.00 Solo: A Star Wars Story Sci-fi prequel starring Alden Ehrenreich, Emilia Clarke and Woody Harrelson. A headstrong pilot gets mixed up with a bunch of mercenaries while attempting to appease a crime lord. (2018, 12, 135min) ★★★
9.00 Batman Begins Dark comic-book thriller starring Christian Bale, Liam Neeson and Cillian Murphy. Young billionaire Bruce Wayne creates a formidable alter-ego to strike fear into the crooks of Gotham City. (2005, 12, 140min) ★★★★★
9.00 My Friend Dahmer Drama starring Ross Lynch and Alex Wolff. The early years of Ohio serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer are charted in a drama inspired by his friend John Backderf’s graphic novel. (2017, 15, 107min) ★★★★
11.30 Us Horror starring Lupita Nyong’o and Elisabeth Moss. (2019, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 1.30 AM The Shape of Water Fantasy starring Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Octavia Spencer and Doug Jones. (2017, 15, 123min) ★★★★★ 3.45 Victor Crowley Horror comedy starring Kane Hodder. (2017, 18, 83min) ★ 5.15 to 6.00 AM Sky Cinema Preview
11.25 Ant-Man and the Wasp Adventure starring Paul Rudd. (2018, 12, 118min) ★★★★ 1.30 AM Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part I Animated adventure. (2012, 15, 76min) ★★★ 2.55 Batman: The Dark Knight Returns – Part Two Animated adventure. (2013, 15, 73min) ★★★ 4.15 to 6.05 AM Fantastic Four Fantasy adventure, as 7.00pm.
11.10 Die Hard 2 Action thriller sequel starring Bruce Willis as a New York cop striving to foil a terrorist plot to take over Washington’s Dulles Airport. (1990, 18, 118min) ★★★ 1.35 to 3.45 AM Kill Your Friends Drama starring Nicholas Hoult, Tom Riley and Rosanna Arquette. (2015, 18, 101min) ★★
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6.00 AM Build My Gallows High 7.55 Affair in Trinidad (1952) ★★ 10.00 Tarantino Presents: Wrecking Crew Intro 10.05 The Wrecking Crew Spoof spy thriller. (1969, PG, 105min) ★★ 12.15 PM Tarantino Presents: Wrecking Crew Outro 12.20 Rock Around the Clock (1956) 2.00 Sinbad the Sailor (1947) ★★★ 4.20 Arabesque Thriller. (1966) ★★★
9.00 AM Framed for Murder Crime thriller. (2007, 12, 94min) ★★ 11.05 A Family Lost Thriller. (2007, PG, 88min) ★★ 1.00 PM Garage Sale Mystery: The Wedding Dress Crime drama. 2.50 Stolen Dreams Thriller. (2016, PG, 85min) ★★ 4.50 Hitch Romantic comedy with Will Smith and Eva Mendes. (2005, 12, 118min) ★★★
6.00 AM A Coffin for the Sheriff 7.45 On a Wing and a Prayer 9.00 Bombers of the Second World War 2/2. Combat techniques. 10.00 Titanic: Secrets Revealed 12.00 NOON The Persuaders! 1.00 PM The Last Days of Frank and Jesse James (1985) ★★★ 3.05 Yesterday’s Enemy (1959) ★★ 5.00 The Anderson Tapes Heist thriller. (1971, 15, 98min) ★★★
7.00 AM A Very Country Wedding Drama. (2019, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 Strawberry Summer (2012) ★★ 11.00 One Winter Weekend Family drama. (2018, PG, 84min) ★★ 1.00 PM An Hour Behind Romantic comedy. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 Chesapeake Shores 1&2/6. Double bill of the drama. (S4) 5.00 Mystery 101 Crime drama. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★
6.30 The Devil at 4 O’Clock Adventure with Frank Sinatra and Spencer Tracy. A priest persuades three criminals to help save the inhabitants of a volcanic Pacific island. (1961, PG, 126min) ★★ 9.00 Bunny Lake is Missing Thriller starring Laurence Olivier as a detective in search of a missing child. With Carol Lynley. (1965, b/w, PG, 107min) ★★★★ 11.15 Eyes of Laura Mars Suspense thriller starring Faye Dunaway. (1978, 15, 104min) ★★★
7.10 The Pink Panther 2 Comedy sequel starring Steve Martin. Bungling cop Jacques Clouseau causes chaos when he leads the hunt for a master criminal. (2009, PG, 91min) ★★ 9.00 Alexander Oliver Stone’s epic biopic starring Colin Farrell as the ancient warrior king whose restless desire for glory led him to conquer most of the known world by the age of 25. With Angelina Jolie and Val Kilmer. (2004, 15, 175min) ★
6.55 United Drama based on the story of the 1958 Munich air crash which claimed the lives of 23 people, including eight Manchester United players. Stars David Tennant, Jack O’Connell and Sam Claflin. 9.00 Sniper: Ghost Shooter Thriller starring Billy Zane and Chad Michael Collins. A pair of elite snipers protect a pipeline in the Middle East from terrorists – only to come up against an unknown shooter. (2016, 15, 99min) ★★
7.00 A Winter Princess Drama with Natalie Hall. An undercover princess working at a ski resort teams up with the owner’s brother to plan the resort’s 50th anniversary celebration. (2019, PG, 82min) ★★ 9.00 Picture Perfect Mysteries: Newlywed and Dead Mystery drama starring Alexa PenaVega. A wedding photographer gets involved in the investigation after a groom is shot during his first dance. (2019, PG, 90min) ★★
1.15 AM Django’s Cut Price Corpses Western. (1971) ★★ 3.00 Long John Silver Adventure. (1954, U, 109min) ★★★ 4.35 to 6.00 AM The Sword of El Cid Drama. (1962, 12) ★★
12.35 AM Seraphim Falls Western starring Pierce Brosnan. (2006, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 3.00 to 6.00 AM The Natural Sports drama starring Robert Redford. (1984, PG, 137min) ★★★
11.05 Foolproof Crime comedy. (2003, 15, 94min) ★★★ 12.55 AM Callan Espionage thriller. (1974, 15, 106min) ★★★ 3.00 to 4.00 AM From Remagen to the Elbe
11.00 June in January Romantic comedy. (2014, PG, 72min) ★★ 1.00 AM Love Blossoms Romantic drama. (2017, PG, 80min) ★★ 3.00 to 5.00 AM Love Exclusively Drama. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★
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FILMS ON OTHER CHANNELS 6pm TILL LATE 7.00 PM Little Black Book AMC Romantic comedy. ★★ 8.00 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 5STAR Supernatural thriller. ★★ 9.00 Bridesmaids ITV2 Uproarious hit comedy. ★★★★ 9.00 Goldfinger ITV4 James Bond adventure. ★★★★★ 9.00 The Professor AMC Comedy drama with Johnny Depp. ★★ 9.00 The Intern Comedy Central Comedy. ★★★★ 10.00 30 Days of Night Syfy Horror thriller with Josh Hartnett. ★★ 10.15 Bad Teacher 5STAR Comedy starring Cameron Diaz. ★★ 10.50 The Human Stain AMC Psychological drama. ★★ 11.00 Maximum Conviction Paramount Network Thriller starring Steven Seagal. ★★ 11.15 Wanted ITV4 Action thriller starring James McAvoy. ★★★ 11.30 Eurotrip Comedy Central Teen comedy with Matt Damon. ★ 12.50 AM Run the Tide AMC ★★ 2.05 Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip 5STAR ★★ 2.45 Only Lovers Left Alive AMC Fantasy drama. ★★★★
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6.00 AM LIVE Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket The first semi-final from Sydney Cricket Ground. 7.30 LIVE Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket All the action from the second semi-final at Sydney Cricket Ground. 11.30 LIVE European Tour Golf The opening day of the Commercial Bank Qatar Masters at Education City Golf Club in Doha, Qatar. 2.00 PM LIVE PGA Tour Golf Coverage of the featured groups on the opening day of the Arnold Palmer Invitational from Bay Hill Club and Lodge in Florida. 7.00 LIVE Betfred Super League Leeds Rhinos v Toronto Wolfpack. The top-flight clash from Emerald Headingley Stadium. Kick-off 7.45pm. 10.00 The Debate Football discussion. 11.00 NBA: The Warm Up 12.00 M’T Sky Sports News 1.00 AM LIVE NBA Houston Rockets v Los Angeles Clippers. Coverage of the Western Conference clash at Toyota Centre. Tip-off 1.00am. 3.30 to 6.00 AM Sky Sports News
6.00 AM PL Greatest Games 7.00 The Debate 8.00 Best PL Goals: Man City v Liverpool Memorable strikes. 8.30 Best PL Goals: Chelsea v Arsenal Memorable goals. 9.00 Premier League 100 Club 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00 NOON The Debate 1.00 PM Premier League Years 3.00 PL Best Goals 92/93 4.00 PL Greatest Games 5.00 PL 100 Club: England’s Finest 5.30 Premier League 100 Club 6.00 PL Legends: Robbie Fowler 6.30 PL Legends: Ian Wright 7.00 Premier League Match Pack 7.30 Premier League World 8.00 Gary Neville’s Soccerbox 9.00 Premier League Match Pack 9.30 Premier League World 10.00 The Debate Football discussion. 11.00 Premier League Match Pack 11.30 Premier League World 12.00 M’T The Debate 1.00 AM Premier League Years 3.00 PL Greatest Games 4.00 PL Best Goals 03/04 5.00 Best PL Goals 16/17 5.30 to 6.00 AM Premier League 100 Club
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6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Paul Lawrie. 6.30 PGA Tour: On The Range 7.30 LIVE European Tour Golf The opening day of the Commercial Bank Qatar Masters at Education City Golf Club in Doha, Qatar. 9.30 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 10.00 PGA Tour: On The Range 11.00 LIVE European Tour Golf Further coverage of day one of the Commercial Bank Qatar Masters. 2.00 PM LIVE PGA Tour Golf Coverage of the featured groups on the opening day of the Arnold Palmer Invitational from Bay Hill Club and Lodge in Florida. 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf Further coverage of day one of the Arnold Palmer Invitational. 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00 M’T Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 12.30 AM PGA Tour Champions 1.30 European Tour Golf 2.30 PGA Tour Champions 3.30 European Tour Golf 4.30 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Paul Lawrie. 5.00 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 5.30 to 6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer
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6.00 AM Rugby Tonight 7.00 Fishing: On The Bank 8.00 Coppa Italia Another chance to see Juventus v AC Milan. 9.30 Badminton Unlimited 10.00 MotoGP Highlights Action from the 2019 Grand Prix of Thailand. 11.00 MotoGP Highlights Action from the 2019 Grand Prix of Japan. 12.00 NOON MotoGP Highlights The 2019 Grand Prix of Australia. 1.00 PM MotoGP Highlights The 2019 Grand Prix of Malaysia. 2.00 MotoGP Highlights Action from the 2019 Grand Prix of Valencia. 3.00 MotoGP Season preview. 4.00 Sport in Focus: Jorge Lorenzo 4.15 Irish Rally Review 4.45 Arnold’s Blueprint 5.00 WWE Friday Night SmackDown Wrestling action. 6.30 WWE Monday Night Raw 9.00 WWE NXT Wrestling action. 10.45 World Poker Tour Series 12.45 AM Rugby Tonight 1.45 Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights 2.00 Gearing Up 2.30 Survive and Advance 4.30 FIA World Endurance Championship 5.30 to 6.00 AM World Sailing
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3.30 4.15 4.30 6.30 7.00 LIVE Premier League Darts Coverage of the fifth round from the Westpoint Arena in Exeter. 10.30 The Darts Show 11.00 Darts Gold 12.00 M’T NFL: A Football Life 1.00 AM Premier League Darts Action from round five at the Westpoint Arena in Exeter. 4.30 Sporting Records 5.00 to 6.00 AM Sporting Greats
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6.00 AM LIVE Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Further coverage of the first semi-final from Sydney Cricket Ground. 7.30 LIVE Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Coverage of the second semi-final from Sydney Cricket Ground. 11.30 My Icon: Charlotte Edwards 11.45 My Icon: Ebony Rainford-Brent 12.00 NOON Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Another chance to see the opening semi-final from Sydney Cricket Ground. 4.00 PM My Icon: Sarah Storey 4.15 NBA Classic Games: Spurs Heat 2013 Miami Heat v San Antonio Spurs in game six of the 2013 NBA Finals. 5.15 NBA Milwaukee Bucks v Indiana Pacers: Action from the Eastern Conference clash at Fiserv Forum. 7.00 LIVE Premier League Darts Coverage of the fifth round from Westpoint Arena in Exeter. 10.30 Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Another chance to see the second semi-final from Sydney Cricket Ground. 2.30 to 6.00 AM Mix Shorts: Masterclasses
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LIVE Betfred Super League Leeds Rhinos v Toronto Wolfpack. Kick-off 7.45pm. NBA GameTime NBA Action NBA: The Warm Up M’T Betfred Super League AM NBA Action LIVE NBA Houston Rockets v Los Angeles Clippers. From Toyota Centre. Tip-off 1.00am. to 6.00 AM Highlights
Friday Drama
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Evening Planner
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Greg James’ Sport Relief Heroes
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The Weimar-era drama is back for series three, and Inspector Rath is sent to investigate an accident on a film set.
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Celebrity fundraisers including David Walliams reflect on their achievements
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Spenser Confidential
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Producer Steven Spielberg’s anthology series relaunches with The Cellar, starring Victoria Pedretti
In a Peter Berg action series, Mark Wahlberg is a former cop who goes after those who framed him
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9.00 Just One Look
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7.30 Man with a Plan 8.00 The Big Bang Theory
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7.00 Darts: UK Open – Live: The evening session on day one at the Butlin’s Minehead Resort
8.20 Have I Got a Bit More News for You
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10.00 The Last Leg 9.45 Film: Con Air 10.00 The Late Late Show with James… 9.30 Classic Albums: Carly Simon – No…
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10.00 Should I Go Under the Knife?
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9.00 Lynyrd Skynyrd: If I Leave Here Tomorrow 8.00 Gold Rush
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10.00 Faking It: Tears of a Crime
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10.00 Animal Cops San Francisco
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9.00 America’s Hardest Prisons
10.00 Hard Time: Locked Up 10.00 Lost Gold of WWII
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8.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges
9.00 Britannia: Secrets of the Royal Yacht
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10.10 101 Dalmatians 10.30 Jumanji 9.45 First Blood
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9.50 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 9.00 Pet Sematary
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7.00 EFL – Live: Nottingham Forest v Millwall: From The City Ground (Kick-off 7.45)
7.25 Colt .45
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8.30 The Tyler… 7.30 PL Match Pack 8.00 PL World 402 PREMIER LEAGUE 7.00 PL Preview 7.00 EFL – Live: Nottingham Forest v Millwall: From The City Ground (Kick-off 7.45) 403 FOOTBALL
10.30 News at Ten 9.00 PL Preview
9.30 PL Match Pack 10.00 PL World
7.00 Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket
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7.00 Gallagher Premiership Rugby Union – Live: Worcester Warriors v Northampton Saints: From Sixways Stadium (Kick-off 7.45) 7.15 Bundesliga – Live: SC Paderborn v FC Cologne: From Benteler-Arena (Kick-off 7.30) Denotes programmes starting before 7.00pm
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Escape to the Country (S)(R)(AD) Sign Zone: Winterwatch (S)(R) BBC News (S) Victoria Derbyshire (S) BBC Newsroom Live (S) PM Politics Live (S) Hardball (S)(R) Best House in Town (S)(R) Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip The pair explore Kent. (S)(R) Red Rock (S)(R)(AD) The Great Interior Design Challenge In Bath. (S)(R)(AD) Portillo’s State Secrets (S)(R)(AD) Flog It! New edition In Kent. (S) Richard Osman’s House of Games New edition (S) Great British Railway Journeys A visit to the University of Glasgow’s Officer Training Corps. (S)(R)(AD)
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7.30 MasterChef New edition 5/24. Former participants Alex Rushmer, Dr Tim Kinnaird and Dhruv Baker join hosts John Torode and Gregg Wallace to help select those going through to the next quarter-ďŹ nal. (S)(AD) â– Continues at 9.30pm
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7.00 Extreme Wales with Richard Parks 2/3. The athlete explores Britain’s deepest cave. (S)(R)
7.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 17/20. Loose Women co-hosts Nadia Sawalha and Kaye Adams join forces with experts Tim Medhurst and Anita Manning in Edinburgh. (S)(R)
8.30 NEW SERIES Wild Cuba: A Caribbean Journey 1/2. Colin Stafford-Johnson explores parts of Cuba few outsiders have seen, observing the bee hummingbird – the world’s tiniest bird – and the spectacle of thousands of crabs migrating en masse. (S)(AD)
9.30 QI Nish Kumar, Holly Walsh and Cariad Lloyd join Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig. (S)(R)
10.00 BBC News (S) 10.00 Mock the Week With Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, 10.25 Local News (S) Kerry Godliman, Milton Jones Followed by Lottery Update (S) and Chris Washington. (S)(R) 10.35 NEW Greg James’ 10.30 Newsnight (S) Sport Relief Heroes The DJ meets up with his heroes of the charity event. (S) 11.35 Catchpoint 1/8. Paddy McGuinness hosts a special Sport Relief edition of the game show, as Eboni Usoro-Brown and Darren Harriott take on Johannes Radebe and Susan Calman. (S)(R) 12.15 AM Weather for the Week Ahead Seven-day forecast. (S) 12.20 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S)
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11.00 Weather (S) 11.05 FILM The Beguiled Period drama star Colin Farrell, Nicole Kidman and Kirsten Dunst. The arrival of a wounded US Civil War soldier brings jealousy and betrayal to a Southern girls’ school. (S)(AD) (2017, 15, 90min) ★★★★ 12.35 AM Sign Zone: Spying on the Scammers – Panorama (S)(R) 1.05 Sign Zone: Doctor Who 10/10. (S12) (S)(R)(AD) 2.10 to 6.00 AM Previews (S)
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Bear thwarts Bob’s plans to get closer to Wendy. (S)(AD)
7.30 Coronation Street At Carla’s instigation, Roy agrees to take Nina batwatching with him, while Gary bumps into an old acquaintance. Elsewhere, Craig decides to take up running, and Aggie sets off for her ďŹ rst day back in a nursing job. (S)(AD)
8.30 Vera The Crow Trap: A murder at a remote cottage in Northumberland takes DCI Vera Stanhope back to a place full of childhood memories and reminds her of an unsolved case from earlier in her career. Delving into the local politics surrounding a controversial proposal to dig a quarry, she and her team ďŹ nd motives in the unlikeliest of places. Guest stars Daniela Nardini. (S)(R)(AD)
7.30 Crufts New edition Further coverage from the NEC in Birmingham, where featured events include Flyball, Agility and Heelwork to Music. Host Clare Balding’s guests include Love Island’s Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen, who talk about their French bulldog and the problems they have had concerning its health. (S)
9.00 Gogglebox New edition Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. (S)(AD)
10.00 The Last Leg New edition Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by former Speaker of the House of Commons John Bercow for a comic review of the signiďŹ cant moments of the past seven days. (S)
10.25 ITV News (S) 10.55 Local News (S)
11.10 McDonald & Dodds 1/2. Mystery drama about chalk-and-cheese police partners solving crime on the streets of Bath, beginning with the murder of a homeless man. Stars Jason Watkins and Tala Gouveia. (S1) (S)(R)(AD) 12.55 AM Ideal World 3.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? Rowland Rivron plays mystery host to four strangers. (S)(SL)(R)(AD) 3.50 to 6.00 AM Nightscreen
11.05 The Big Narstie Show New edition 5/6. With Nile Rodgers, Fred Sirieix and Riz Ahmed. (S) 12.10 AM FILM 2 Guns Action thriller starring Denzel Washington. (S)(AD) (2013, 15, 115min) ★★★ 2.05 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 2.55 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 3.50 Grand Designs (S)(R)(AD) 4.45 Location, Location, Location (R) 5.45 to 6.00 AM Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (S)(R)
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7.00-7.30pm Six Nations Sin Bin (S) 11.35 Young, Welsh and Pretty Minted (S)(R) 12.05am Catchpoint Sport Relief Special (S)(R) 12.45-6.00am BBC News (S)
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7.30 The Yorkshire Steam Railway: All Aboard New edition 3/6. The annual steam gala is held, with a record 15 locomotives coming from all over the UK for a steam spectacular. Piglet has high hopes for his beloved 9F engine. (S)
8.30 Celebrity Britain by Barge: Then & Now New edition 4/6. Jennie Bond, Bill Oddie, Anne Diamond and Pete Waterman join the Edinburgh and Glasgow Union Canal, rising up the Falkirk Wheel. (S)
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8.30 Modern Family New episode Dylan’s hippie mother moves into the Dunphy home. (S11)
9.00 Intelligence New episode 5/6. Jerry makes a confession that devastates Joseph. 9.30 Series finale 6/6. The truth about Jerry’s NSA past comes out. (S1)
10.00 The Late Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Week New edition Highlights of
11.00 Avenue 5 7/8. (S1) (R) 11.35 The Trip to Greece 1/6. The return of the comedy with Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon. (R) 12.05 AM The Trip to Greece 2/6. (R) 12.35 Flintoff: Lord of the Fries (R) 1.30 Caught on Dashcam (R) 2.30 The Force: Manchester (S)(R) 3.30 Road Wars (R) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(AD) 5.00 to 6.00 AM Futurama (S)(R)
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the talk show, featuring celebrity interviews, music and comedy sketches.
12.05 AM Building the Billion Pound Mega Bridge The engineering behind Montreal’s Samuel De Champlain Bridge. (S)(R) 1.00 Access Showbiz news. (S) 1.05 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S) 3.05 Access Showbiz news. (S) 3.10 Paddington Station 24/7 (S)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (S)(SL)(R) 5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R) 205
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9.00 Top of the Pops: 1989 Performances by London Boys, Natalie Cole and Fine Young Cannibals.
9.30 Classic Albums: Carly Simon – No Secrets Carly Simon discusses her career.
10.30 On Bass – Tina Weymouth! 2/3. Tina celebrates the contribution of bass to popular music.
11.30 NEW Michael Kiwanuka at the 6 Music Festival A set by the singer-songwriter.
12.45 AM Girl in a Band: Tales from the Rock ’n’ Roll Front Line 1.45 Cilla at the BBC 2.45 to 3.45 AM Classic Albums: Carly Simon – No Secrets
The mechanic joins a select crew of engineers working on the last functioning Vulcan bomber.
9.00 Just One Look New episode 5/6. As Serge Leroux is released from prison, Eva begins to unpick the mystery surrounding Bastien and his friends. Subtitled. (S1)
10.15 24 Hours in A&E Medics treat a man with acute stomach discomfort and a retired soldier experiencing blurred vision.
11.15 24 Hours in A&E A girl knocked down by a car.
12.20 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant in Providence, Rhode Island.
1.15 24 Hours in A&E 3.25 to 3.50 AM Food Unwrapped
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clips narrated by Harry Hill.
8.00 Two and a Half Men 11/22. Alan offers Jenny some relationship advice. 8.30 12/22. Walden feels put out when Nicole prioritises her software project over him. (S11)
9.00 FILM Ride Along Comedy starring Ice Cube and Kevin Hart. A tough cop takes his sister’s boyfriend with him on duty, leading to a dangerous encounter with the city’s most-wanted criminal. (2014, 12, 97min) ★★
11.10 Family Guy 3/22. Quagmire reveals a secret. (S11)
New issue on sale now
7.30 Guy Martin: Last Flight of the Vulcan Bomber
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anxious as Kate prepares to go out on her first date. (S1)
8.00 The Big Bang Theory 12/24. Leonard and Sheldon go clothes shopping. 8.30 13/24. Howard invents an unflattering game. (S8)
9.00 Celebs Go Dating New edition 10/20. Dean Gaffney heads out in search of his ideal woman.
10.00 Naked Attraction 11.05 Rick and Morty 11.35 Mr Pickles New episode 11.50 Robot Chicken 12.05 AM Rick and Morty 12.35 The Big Bang Theory 1.35 Celebs Go Dating 2.35 Naked Attraction 3.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.20 The Big Bang Theory 5.10 to 6.00 AM How I Met Your Mother
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Action thriller starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack and John Malkovich. A group of America’s deadliest criminals hijack a convict transport plane. (S)(AD) (1997, 18, 140min) ★★
Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass: Homer is chosen to produce the Super Bowl half-time show. (S)(R) 7.30 Pranksta Rap: Bart disobeys Marge’s wishes and attends a rap concert. (S)(R)
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MORE4 136 136 830 147 195 18 124 8.55 AM A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun In Spain. 9.45 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Double bill. 11.50 Emergency Helicopter Medics A freak car accident. 12.50 PM 999: On the Front Line A drink-driver crashes. 1.50 Escape to the Chateau: DIY A dream property. 2.50 Four in a Bed Five editions. 5.25 The Supervet 6.30 Crufts New edition From
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Paramedics Blue Bloods 9/22. (S7) Criminal Minds 5/22. (S12) CSI 16/24. (S6) NOON Elementary 11/21. (S6) PM Blue Bloods 10/22. (S7) Law & Order 11/24. (S12) The Real A&E Stop, Search, Seize Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Four editions following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers.
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Without a Trace (S3) The West Wing (S3) NOON Blue Bloods (S2) PM CSI 3/24. (S6) The West Wing (S3) Without a Trace 16/23. Martin feels guilty at failing to prevent the kidnap of a 12-year-old, and tries to make amends by finding the youngster. 5.00 17/23. The team search for an estate agent. 6.00 18/23. An unstable choir singer goes missing. (S3)
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7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Double bill following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers.
7.00 CSI Shooting Stars: 4/24. A couple find a group of strange people in their garden during a meteor shower. (S6)
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8.00 Chicago Med New episode Guess It Doesn’t Matter Anymore: Dr Halstead’s world is thrown into turmoil. (S5)
8.00 Blue Bloods Whistle Blower: 10/22. Erin enlists Danny and Jackie’s help to find the killer of one of her informants. (S2)
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9.00 Chicago Fire New episode Hold Our Ground: Firehouse 51 is hit with shocking news, and Brett clashes with Foster. (S8)
9.00 NEW SERIES Babylon Berlin 1/12. Return of the German drama. Subtitled. All episodes available on Sky Box Sets.
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Classic Emmerdale Heartbeat The Darling Buds of May That’s My Boy A Touch of Frost PM Heartbeat Classic Emmerdale Classic Coronation Street Midsomer Murders Heartbeat Out of Africa: Lord Ashfordly’s tenants are angered when his new estate manager raises their rents.
AM The Protectors Quincy ME Kojak The Saint Minder The Professionals LIVE Darts: UK Open Jacqui Oatley presents coverage of the opening day at the Butlin’s Minehead Resort. With commentary from Stuart Pyke, John Rawling and Dan Dawson. 5.00 PM The Professionals 5.55 The Sweeney
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BBC Scotland SCOT 115 108 9 108 106 REST OF UK 457 162 108 12.15 to 7.00 PM As shown on BBC2. 7.00 PM Hebrides: Islands on the Edge Animals including white-tailed eagles, harbour seals, hares, pine martens and short-eared owls are left struggling to raise their young after a storm. 8.00 Doddie Weir: One More Try The rugby player’s battle against motor neurone disease. 9.00 The Nine 10.00 Scot Squad The cops tackle noisy neighbours and an ice-cream man serving up hard liquor. 10.30 A View from the Terrace New edition Craig G Teller, Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Joel Sked present a sideways look at Scottish football. 11.30 PM to 12.00 M’T Mirror Mirror
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6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Peril at End House – Part Two: The Belgian sleuth’s holiday comes to an end as a secret is revealed.
7.20 Porridge Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him.
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8.00 Dad’s Army The platoon are forced to spend the night in a deserted house. 8.40 The vicar and the verger enlist in the Home Guard while Mainwaring is in hospital. 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys Dermot gets cold feet in the run-up to his wedding.
8.00 Doc Martin To the Lighthouse: 1/8. Martin’s medical career remains under scrutiny as he is assessed on his surgery.
10.00 Babylon Berlin New episode 2/12. A witness steps forward with sinister information about Betty Winter. Subtitled. (S3)
10.00 Sandylands Series finale 3/3. Les plots his escape from Sandylands. (S1) 10.40 Peep Show Jeremy tells Elena that he loves her.
10.05 Scott & Bailey 4/8. The duo look into the murder of an eight-year-old boy, and Rachel receives a proposal from Sean. (S2)
11.00 Public Enemy 9/10. Chloe and Michael discover more about the Toy Maker. (S2) 12.05 AM Public Enemy 10/10. (S2) 1.15 The Outsider 9/10. (S1) 2.20 Without a Trace 14/23. (S3) 3.10 Californication 3&4/12. (S2) 4.20 to 6.00 AM The West Wing
11.15 Peep Show Mark discovers Elena’s guilty secret. 11.50 All Round to Mrs Brown’s With guests Peter Andre, Gareth Malone and Steps. 1.10 AM Dad’s Army As 8.40pm. 1.50 Peep Show 2.45 to 4.00 AM The Rebel
11.05 A Touch of Frost Care and Protection: Jack’s investigation into the case of a missing child uncovers a skeleton. 1.15 AM Not with Kindness: An unwelcome house guest infuriates DI Frost. 3.00 to 3.25 AM That’s My Boy
11.00 All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite Action from the latest edition of the weekly AEW event. 1.10 AM Minder 10/13. Terry gives shelter to a friend who has broken out of prison, but his act of charity backfires. (S2) 2.15 to 2.40 AM The Protectors
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7.00 AM 60 Minute Makeover Double bill. 9.00 Ninja Warrior Women Tournament Double bill. 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: South Africa 12.00 NOON The Dog Whisperer Double bill. 2.00 PM House Hunters International 3.00 Wild Vets 4.00 Haven 5/13. (S1) 5.00 Relic Hunter (S1) 6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S7) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Continuum 3/13. Kiera investigates a dangerous new street drug. 10.00 4/13. Kiera tracks a time traveller. (S2) 11.00 Intelligence 5&6/6. (S1) 12.00 M’T The Late Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Week 1.00 AM Chicago Med (S5) 2.00 Chicago Fire (S8) 3.00 Chicago PD 10/10. (S7) 4.00 Wild Vets 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Dog Whisperer
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7.10 AM Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00 NOON Timber Kings 1.00 PM Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Documentary. 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Room 101 Double bill. 8.20 Have I Got a Bit More News for You Hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 9.20 QI With Ruby Wax. 10.00 Red Dwarf 3&4/6. (S3) 11.20 Meet the Richardsons 12.00 M’T Taskmaster 1.00 AM Have I Got a Bit More News for You 2.10 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 3.00 Zapped 5/6. (S3) 3.35 to 4.00 AM The Indestructibles
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Police Force: Australia Nothing to Declare Canada’s Front Line Highway Cops Caught Red Handed PM Police Force: Australia Border Patrol Nothing to Declare Canada’s Front Line Stargate SG-1 (S1) Star Trek: The Next Generation 14/22. (S2) Hawaii Five-0 (S6) Elementary 3/24. (S5) Ross Kemp: Extreme World In the Philippines. The Force: Manchester The Force: Essex M’T Banged Up Abroad AM Road Wars Nothing to Declare Stop, Search, Seize Motorway Patrol to 6.00 AM Highway Patrol
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The Office (US) (S5) Friends (S1) PM Friends (S1&2) Bad Robots Friends (S2) Impractical Jokers Double bill of editions. The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include teaching, day lengths and population control. Bob’s Burgers New episode Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. (S10) South Park AM Bad Robots The Daily Show New edition Talk show hosted by Trevor Noah. South Park Bad Robots to 5.00 AM The Office (US)
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Be Beautiful LittleBe NOON Income Property PM Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Vanderpump Rules Million Dollar Listing: NYC New edition The Real Housewives of New York City The Real Housewives of Dallas Masters of Flip New edition The duo plan a large addition for a historic house. Buying and Selling Dinner Date Botched A transgender woman wants to have her collapsed nose fixed. 10.00 A Kentucky man seeks a new nose. Kendra on Top The Only Way Is Essex to 12.40 AM Income Property
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6.10 AM MasterChef Australia 7.30 Renovate My Home: Leave It to Bryan 8.00 Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Supernanny US 12.00 NOON Tipping Point 2.00 PM My Dream Home A musical couple are eager to find their forever home. 3.00 Two Australians seek their dream home. 4.00 A couple seek the perfect family-friendly home. 5.00 Tipping Point Double bill.
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Merlin As shown at 8pm. Teleshopping Stargate Atlantis (S5) PM Star Trek: Voyager (S4) Star Trek: The Next Generation 15&16/26. (S4) 5.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 17/26. A legendary Bajoran reappears after 200 years, claiming to be the rightful Emissary of the Prophets. 6.00 18/26. Worf is accused of destroying a Klingon civilian ship during a battle. (S4)
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Parks and Recreation (S5) 30 Rock Triple bill. (S5) NOON The Mindy Project New episodes Triple bill. (S4) PM Modern Family (S3) Everybody Hates Chris (S3) Parks and Recreation (S5) 30 Rock Triple bill. (S5) Modern Family 11/24. Phil fears the worst when he misses a call informing him of the results of a routine medical, while Manny takes Jay out for the day. (S3)
AM Republic of Doyle (S2)
Bones 6/21. (S2) Bull 1/22. (S2) NCIS 19/24. (S12) NOON Bones (S2) PM The Mentalist 7/13. (S7) NCIS 20/24. (S12) Bull 2/22. (S2) Bones 9/21. Brennan and Hodgins are buried alive by a serial killer. (S2) 6.00 The Mentalist 8/13. Jane, Lisbon and the team protect a witness in a murder case. (S7)
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AM Murdoch Mysteries (S4) The Guardian 3/22. (S1) Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (S1) NOON Major Crimes (S4) PM Rush 13&14/22. (S3) Murdoch Mysteries 13/13. Julia is sentenced to hang. (S6) 4.00 1/18. The detective sets sail on a passenger liner. 5.00 2/18. The sudden death of a bicycle racer puzzles Dr Grace. (S7) 6.00 Major Crimes 2/23. A body is discovered in the boot of a crashed car. (S4)
NCIS
7.00 Motive Purgatory: 10/13. The team investigate the death of two plastic surgeons at their private clinic.
7.00 Warehouse 13 Mild Mannered: 2/13. A vigilante begins using extraordinary means to thwart criminals. (S2)
7.00 My Dream Home Helping a couple who are desperate to move their family out of a rental property into a new home.
7.00 Modern Family (S3) 7.30 The Mindy Project New episode 21/26. Mindy turns to a handsome stranger for support. (S4)
7.00 NCIS Lost in Translation: 21/24. The death of a US Marine in Washington, DC takes Gibbs and Bishop to Afghanistan.
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8.00 Motive The Amateurs: 11/13. The team investigate the murder of a high-profile gang member. (S3)
8.00 Merlin The Once and Future Queen: 2/13. Arthur tries to enter a jousting competition anonymously. (S2)
8.00 Sun, Sea and Brides to Be A macaron cake causes concerns, and a bride with Crohn’s disease battles to tie the knot.
8.00 The Mindy Project New episodes 22/26. Mindy revisits her old university. 8.30 23/26. Mindy joins a softball team. (S4)
8.00 NCIS Troll: 22/24. The death of a naval intelligence ensign in a car accident is linked to a larger conspiracy. (S12)
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9.00 Death in Paradise Political Suicide: 5/8. A politician commits suicide after his affair is exposed – but Humphrey suspects he was killed. 10.20 The Early Bird: 6/8. A birdwatcher is stabbed to death with his own knife. (S3)
9.00 FILM Priest Fantasy thriller with Paul Bettany. A vampire-hunter goes on the warpath when his niece is kidnapped by bloodsuckers. (2011, 15, 87min) ★★★
9.00 999 Rescue Squad The response teams rush to save the life of a man who has been shot twice at a Doncaster pub.
9.00 Veep 3/10. Selina campaigns to help Marines being held hostage. 9.35 4/10. Dan’s attempts to curry favour with Kent are undermined. (S2) 10.15 Sex and the City (S3) 10.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon New edition Chat show.
9.00 NCIS New episode The North Pole: Gibbs and the team assist Ziva with some unfinished business. (S17)
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10.00 War of the Worlds 1/8. A reimagining of HG Wells’ classic novel, set in modern-day France. With Gabriel Byrne. (S1)
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10.00 Should I Go Under the Knife? In Miami, Cherry Healey meets women who have had a ‘mummy makeover’.
11.40 New Tricks The English Defence: A DNA sample from a rebellious teenager provides a link to the murder of an interpreter four years earlier. 1.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries 3/13. A boxer is killed. (S1) 2.00 to 4.00 AM The Assets
11.50 FILM Memoirs of an Invisible Man Comedy thriller with Daryl Hannah and Chevy Chase. (1992, PG, 99min) ★★ 2.00 AM Star Trek: Deep Space Nine As 5.00pm & 6.00pm. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Star Trek: Voyager
11.00 Inside the Ambulance A baby with suspected meningitis is rushed to hospital. 12.00 M’T One Born Every Minute 1.00 AM Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 7/13. (S3) 2.35 to 3.00 AM Renovate My Home: Leave It to Bryan
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The Waltons 5/25. (S5) Hart to Hart (S1) Days of Our Lives Hart to Hart (S2) Charlie’s Angels (S1) NOON Starsky & Hutch PM T.J. Hooker (S2) Hart to Hart (S2) Murder, She Wrote Charlie’s Angels (S1) M*A*S*H Four episodes of the Korean War comedy, including at: 8.30 13/20. Hawkeye gives up wisecracking for a whole day. (S9) Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? M’T Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? AM M*A*S*H (S2) Charlie’s Angels (S1) M*A*S*H 1/25. (S8) The Waltons 15/25. (S1) Touched by an Angel to 6.00 AM Highway to Heaven
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8.00 AM 3rd Rock from the Sun 14/26. (S2) 8.20 House (S4) 10.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 House (S5) 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 8.00 Florida’s Mega Sinkholes 9.00 FILM Hercules Mythological adventure starring Dwayne Johnson, Ian McShane and John Hurt. (2014, 12, 98min) ★★★ 11.05 Impact Wrestling 1.00 AM Young, Dumb and Banged Up in the Sun 3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
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5.00 PM FILM Little Black Book Romantic comedy. (2004, 12, 106min) ★★ 7.05 Zoom In 7.15 FILM Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights Romance. (2004, PG, 86min) ★★★ 9.00 Into the Badlands Enter the Phoenix: 1/16. Sunny returns to the Badlands, seeking a cure for his son Henry. 9.55 Moon Rises, Raven Seeks: 2/16. Sunny and Bajie seek help from Lydia. (S3) 10.50 The Terror The C the C the Open C: 9/10. The men are pushed to the edge. (S1) 11.55 Visionaries: Eli Roth’s History of Horror 12.45 AM Halt and Catch Fire 2.25 Into the Badlands 4.05 to 5.00 AM The Terror
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9.00 AM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives A small blood sample helps a complicated police investigation. 7.30 Evidence provided by a sweet wrapper. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery Witnesses of a murder speak out for the first time on television. 9.00 Cold Blood Reconstructions of murder investigations. 10.00 Killer Cops Police officer Manuel Pardo. 11.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 12.00 M’T Uncovering the Date Rape Killer 1.00 AM Cold Blood 2.00 Killer Cops 3.00 I Survived 3.45 Unsolved Mysteries 5.10 to 6.00 AM Bondi Rescue +1hour 246 201 67 136
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7.00 AM News 7.30 Meet the Frasers 8.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.00 Total Bellas 11.00 Pop of the Morning New edition 12.00 NOON Kourtney & Kim Take New York 1.00 PM Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Botched 5.00 News: Daily Pop 6.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 7.00 In the Room 7.30 Meet the Frasers 8.00 Hollywood Medium with Tyler Henry 9.00 Botched 11.00 Nightly Pop 11.30 The Soup 12.00 M’T Keeping Up with… 1.00 AM Botched 2.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Keeping Up with the… 4.00 to 5.00 AM The Platinum Life
6.00 AM Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.30 30 Minute Meals 7.00 Giada at Home 9.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics 12.00 NOON Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 1.00 PM Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 2.00 James Martin: Yorkshire’s Finest 3.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute… 3.30 30 Minute Meals 4.00 The Pioneer Woman 6.00 A Cook Abroad: John Torode’s Argentina 7.00 Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 8.00 The Bikers’ Food Tour… 9.00 Hugh’s Scandimania 10.00 Martin: Home Comforts 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00 M’T Diners, Drive-Ins… 2.00 to 3.00 AM Mystery Diners +1hour 240 149
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AM Impractical Jokers Teleshopping The Middle (S6) Friends The Office (US) (S9) NOON Bob’s Burgers PM Wipeout USA Most Ridiculous Impractical Jokers Bob’s Burgers (S9) The Middle (S6) Will & Grace (S9) The Office (US) (S4&9) Friends Kevin Hart Live Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes 12.00 M’T Jackass 1.00 AM Impractical Jokers 2.00 Tosh.0 New edition 2.30 Russell’s Good News 3.20 Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip 4.05 Your Face or Mine (S4) 4.30 Friends 5.15 to 6.00 AM Will & Grace +1hour 227
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9.00 AM The A-Team 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 12.00 NOON Trucking Hell 1.00 PM Police Interceptors 4.00 Traffic Cops 5.00 The A-Team 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 Traffic Cops A vehicle is suspected of carrying stolen mobile phones. 9.00 A car involved in drug trafficking. 10.00 Police Raids: Caught by Surprise A business dealing in fake goods. 11.00 Violent Assault: Caught On Camera 12.00 M’T Spartacus: War of the Damned 1.05 AM Airwolf 3.05 Yellowstone 3.55 Vikings 4.40 Wentworth Prison 5.30 Criminals: Caught on Camera 5.55 to 6.00 AM Access +1hour 250 94
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6.00 AM Fantasy Homes by the Sea As 2.00pm. 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 11.00 Antiques Road Trip 1.00 PM Celebrity Fantasy Homes Kelly Hoppen. 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea From Morocco. 3.00 French Collection 4.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 6.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.00 Antiques Road Trip 9.00 Destination Fear New edition Another visit to St Albans Sanatorium. 10.00 Most Haunted New edition A disused attic in a stately home. 11.00 Ghost Adventures 1.00 AM Most Haunted 2.00 Teleshopping 4.00 to 6.00 AM Antiques Road Trip
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6.00 AM American Restoration 7.00 Ancient Aliens 8.00 Hangar 1: UFO Files 9.00 Storage Wars: Texas 10.00 Hardcore Pawn 11.00 Pawn Stars 12.00 NOON Storage Wars 1.00 PM Auction Hunters 2.00 Storage Wars: Texas 3.00 Air Crash: Disasters Uncovered 4.00 Hangar 1: The UFO Files 5.00 Ancient Aliens 6.00 Pawn Stars 7.00 Storage Wars 8.00 Auction Hunters 9.00 Ancient Aliens 10.00 UFO Files 11.00 Storage Wars 12.00 M’T Auction Hunters 1.00 AM Storage Wars: Texas Double bill. 2.00 American Restoration 3.00 Swamp People 4.00 Ernie the Wildman 5.00 to 6.00 AM Pawn Stars
6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids 8.00 Say Yes… UK 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress 10.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 11.00 Say Yes… Australia 12.00 NOON Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta 2.00 PM Dr Pimple Popper 3.00 Sister Wives 4.00 Say Yes… Canada 5.00 Curvy Brides Boutique 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress 7.00 Say Yes… UK 8.00 NEW SERIES Curvy Brides Boutique 9.00 Say Yes… America 10.00 Say Yes… UK 11.00 Dr Pimple Popper 12.00 M’T Curvy Brides Boutique 1.00 AM Say Yes… America 2.00 Say Yes… UK 3.00 Dr Pimple Popper 4.00 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta +1hour 233 172
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Highway Cops Canada’s Front Line Send in the Dogs UK Road Wars Brit Cops NOON Nabbed PM A Lie to Die For Murders That Shocked the Nation 3.00 Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars 5.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 6.00 Send in the Dogs UK 7.00 Snapped 8.00 A Lie to Die For 9.00 Dateline New edition 10.00 Snapped New edition 11.00 World’s Most Evil Killers 1.00 AM Killer Lovers 2.00 Snapped 3.00 Murder Calls 4.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 5.00 to 6.00 AM Nabbed +1hour 221 207
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Bait Car: LA Speeders Bait Car: LA PM Speeders Speeders A DUI driver in New Jersey plays chicken with an oncoming train. 7.30 Officer Rudy pulls over a driver who smells of marijuana. 8.00 A waitress offers an officer an awful bribe. 8.30 A speeder reveals that he is also an unrepentant cheater. Bait Car: LA Four editions of the documentary series about car criminals. Speeders M’T Bait Car: New Orleans AM Speeders Bait Car: LA Speeders to 6.00 AM Bait Car: New Orleans
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6.00 AM Combat Dealers 7.00 Robson Green: Extreme Fisherman In Ecuador. 8.00 Kindig Customs 9.00 Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters 10.00 NASA’s Unexplained Files 11.00 Fast N’ Loud 12.00 NOON Gold Rush: Dave Turin’s Lost Mine 1.00 PM Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.00 Combat Dealers 3.00 WW2: Complete History 4.00 Building Off the Grid 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Fast N’ Loud
6.00 AM The Zoo: San Diego 7.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb 8.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees 10.00 Animal Cops Phoenix 12.00 NOON Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters In Tasmania. 1.00 PM My Cat from Hell 2.00 Alaskan Bush People 3.00 Amanda to the Rescue 5.00 Crikey! It’s the Irwins 6.00 Bondi Vet: Coast to Coast A German Shepherd is rushed into the clinic with suspected paralysis from a tick.
8.00 AM Hitler’s Secret Underground Factory 9.00 Buried Secrets of WWII 10.00 Lost Cities with Albert Lin 11.00 Atlantis: Draining the Lost City Experts explore evidence of underwater cities. 12.00 NOON Car S.O.S 2.00 PM Wicked Tuna 3.00 Ice Road Rescue An avalanche is set off in order to protect a road. 4.00 Air Crash Investigation 6.00 Car S.O.S A Ford Anglia in need of a makeover.
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Secrets of the Railways Forbidden History Secret Nazi Bases Nazi Victory: Post-War Plan Underground Worlds NOON Impossible Railways PM Secrets of Britain Walking Through History Underground Worlds Impossible Railways Secret Nazi Bases Nazi Victory: The Post-War Plan How recreation was used to promote Hitler’s ideology.
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Pawn Stars Lost Worlds Storage Wars Britain’s Greatest Bridges NOON River Hunters PM Forged in Fire American Pickers Storage Wars Pawn Stars The staff get all wound up over an automaton that performs a magic trick. 5.30 A set of royal British armour has Rick suiting up. 6.00 Forged in Fire
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7.00 Animal Cops Detroit Senior investigator Debby MacDonald and her partner find a starving dog in a familiar house.
7.00 Tracing Heritage George Young explores the mansions built from the silk trade, and learns to make traditional tofu.
7.00 American Pickers A lead on a VW Beetle turns out to be a true barn find, but it will take a heavy metal move to bring it home.
7.00 Underground Worlds The history of Edinburgh’s vaults, and the development of Helsinki’s subterranean spaces.
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8.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees New edition When a dog is in danger of being put down, Tia heads to South Carolina to save it.
8.00 Britain’s Underworld An investigation into the gangs who fought for control of Essex’s ports in the 1970s and 1980s.
8.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges The history of and construction of the Tyne Bridge, which links Newcastle and Gateshead.
8.00 Warbird Workshop Following engineers and aviators who battle to keep the UK’s historic warplanes in the air.
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9.00 Alaskan Bush People Members of the Brown family share secrets about their lifestyle and reflect on the past year.
9.00 America’s Hardest Prisons An insight into life behind the bars of America’s maximumsecurity prisons.
9.00 Britannia: Secrets of the Royal Yacht Rob Bell examines the Royal Yacht Britannia which sailed over one million miles.
9.00 Abandoned Engineering A cavernous tunnel network in France offering shelter from unrelenting bombardment.
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10.00 Animal Cops San Francisco The team attempt to rescue a kitten trapped in a carcass-strewn junkyard. 11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 3.50 4.40
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Pit Bulls & Parolees Animal Cops San Francisco Crikey! It’s the Irwins Nature’s Strangest Mysteries: Solved 5.10 to 6.00 AM My Cat from Hell +1hour 262 259
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11.00 Impossible Railways A look at how incredible metropolitan railways help people solve distinctly urban problems. 12.00 M’T Underground Worlds 1.00 AM Nazi Victory: The Post-War Plan As 6.00pm. 2.00 to 3.00 AM Secrets of the Bible
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Air Crash Investigation M’T Alaska State Troopers AM Airport Security: Peru Ultimate Airport Dubai Air Crash Investigation: Special Report A closer look at three air tragedies. 4.00 to 5.00 AM Air Crash Investigation
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8.00 AM Animals Gone Wild 9.00 Big Cat Odyssey 10.00 Hunt for the Shadow Cat Attempts to collar two female jaguars. 11.00 Abominable Snowman 12.00 NOON Snakes in the City A snake gives birth. 1.00 PM Africa’s Hunters 4.00 Monster Fish 6.00 Wild Nordic 7.00 Snakes in the City A cobra sprays its venom on target. 8.00 Planet Carnivore South Africa’s great white sharks. 9.00 Great White Code Red The predatory qualities of the sharks. 10.00 Shark Alley One of the biggest feeding frenzies on Earth. 11.00 Snakes in the City 12.00 M’T Animals Gone Wild 2.00 AM Africa’s Hunters 3.00 to 5.00 AM Monster Fish
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Industrial Revelations WWII: Witness to War Frontline Battle Machines with Brewer 10.00 Extreme Engineering 11.00 Industrial Revelations 12.00 NOON Blowing Up… 1.00 PM Expedition Unknown 2.00 Mysteries at the… 3.00 WWII: Witness to War 4.00 Frontline Battle… 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Blowing Up History 7.00 Mysteries at the… 8.00 Expedition Unknown 9.00 Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Bruce Cook. 10.00 Deception 11.00 Extreme Machines 12.00 M’T Expedition… 1.00 AM Ripley’s Believe It… 2.00 Deception 3.00 Extreme Machines 4.00 Blowing Up History 5.00 to 6.00 AM Mysteries at the Museum +1hour 271 261
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Battle 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Ancient Aliens PM Engineering an Empire Double bill. Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail Patton 360 Hangar 1: UFO Files Battle 360 The Japanese attack on the USS Enterprise. Ancient Impossible The factories of yesteryear. Unidentified Emerging evidence connecting UFOs to the most destructive weapons in human history. Ancient Aliens Egyptian Vice M’T Hangar 1: UFO Files AM Ancient Aliens to 5.00 AM Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail
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8.00 AM World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 9.10 Reconstruction: America After the Civil War 10.30 Nuremberg – Nazis on Trial 11.50 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 1.00 PM Mama Twiga in the Garden of Eden 2.10 Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire 2.40 Reconstruction… 3.55 Nuremberg – Nazis… 5.15 Mama Twiga in the Garden of Eden 6.20 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 8.35 NEW Amazon Empire: The Rise and Reign of Jeff Bezos How the founder built his empire. 11.00 World’s Greatest: Animal Encounters 1.20 to 2.00 AM Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire
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6.00 AM The 2020 Top Ten Show 6.15 The Counterfeiter Thriller. (2018, 15, 130min) ★★★ 8.30 Straight Up As 1.55am. 10.15 The Candidate Spanish thriller. (2018, 15, 129min) ★★★★ 12.30 PM PREMIERE Brightburn 2.15 Godzilla: King of the Monsters As 9.45pm. 4.30 UFO Sci-fi action thriller. (2018, 12, 88min) ★★★ 6.15 Killers Anonymous Thriller. (2019, 15, 95min) ★
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8.00 PREMIERE Brightburn Superhero horror starring Elizabeth Banks. A couple struggling to conceive think their prayers have been answered when an alien child crash-lands on Earth. (2019, 15, 90min) ★★★ See review, page 22.
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9.45 Godzilla: King of the Monsters Fantasy sequel with Vera Farmiga. The Monarch agency face off against Godzilla and an army of creatures. (2019, 12, 132min) ★★★
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The Little Mermaid (1989) Beauty and the Beast (1991) Aladdin Animated fantasy. (1992, U, 90min) ★★★★★ PM Aladdin As 8.00pm. Beauty and the Beast Animated adventure. (1991, U, 84min) ★★★★★ Tangled Animated musical. (2010, PG, 100min) ★★★★ The Little Mermaid Animation. (1989, U, 87min) ★★★★★
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6.05 AM Sinbad: Legend of the… 7.40 The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists As 4.45pm. 9.20 The Jungle Book (1967) 10.50 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix As 8.00pm. 1.10 PM Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) ★ 2.45 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 4.45 The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists (2012) ★★★★ 6.20 Charlotte’s Web (2006) ★★★
6.00 AM The Guns of Navarone As shown at 3.15am. 8.45 The Hurricane Heist Action thriller. (2018, 12, 103min) ★ 10.45 Flight of the Phoenix Thriller. (2004, 12, 113min) ★★★ 12.45 PM Escape Plan 3 As 8pm. 2.30 First Blood As 9.45pm. 4.15 Rambo: First Blood Part II As shown at11.30pm. 6.00 The Bounty Hunter Romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston. (2010, 12, 110min) ★★★
6.45 AM Good Morning, Vietnam Comedy with Robin Williams. (1987, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 8.55 The Favourite As 6.50pm. 11.05 Being Frank As 1.00am. 1.05 PM Beethoven Comedy. (1992, U, 87min) ★★★ 2.45 Shanghai Noon Comedy. (2000, 12, 109min) ★★★ 4.45 Shanghai Knights Comedy. (2003, 12, 109min) ★★ 6.50 The Favourite Black comedy. (2018, 15, 119min) ★★★★★
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Tangled
8.00 Aladdin Live-action re-imagining of the animated Disney movie, starring Will Smith, Mena Massoud and Naomi Scott. A street urchin unleashes the power of a genie, sparking a magical adventure. (2019, PG, 128min) ★★★★
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12.00 M’T The Black Cauldron Animated fantasy adventure. (1985, U, 80min) ★★★ 1.30 AM Hercules Animation. (1997, U, 92min) ★★★★ 3.10 The Sword in the Stone Animation. (1963, U) ★★★ 4.35 to 6.00 AM Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure Animation. (2009, U, 81min) ★★★
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8.00 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Fantasy starring Daniel Radcliffe. Harry clashes with a new teacher and begins teaching a small band of students how to defend themselves against the Dark Arts. (2007, 12, 132min) ★★★
The Bounty Hunter
8.00 Escape Plan 3 Thriller sequel starring Sylvester Stallone. A security expert is hired to rescue the kidnapped daughter of a Hong Kong tech mogul. With Dave Bautista. (2019, 15, 97min) ★
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10.30 Jumanji Fantasy starring Robin Williams. A board game unleashes a series of wild creatures upon a small town. (1995, PG, 104min) ★★★★
9.45 First Blood Action adventure with Sylvester Stallone. A Vietnam veteran runs foul of smalltown cops and triggers a full-scale manhunt. (1982, 15, 93min) ★★★★
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9.00 Forgetting Sarah Marshall Romantic comedy with Jason Segel, Kristen Bell and Russell Brand. A recently dumped man encounters his ex-girlfriend with her new rock star boyfriend at a Hawaiian resort. (2008, 15, 110min) ★★★★
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12.30 AM Zathura – A Space Adventure Sci-fi fantasy. (2005, PG, 113min) ★★★★ 2.20 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Fantasy. (2010) ★★★ 4.20 to 6.00 AM Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Teen comedy. (2004, PG) ★★
11.30 Rambo: First Blood Part II Action sequel with Sylvester Stallone and Richard Crenna. (1985, 15, 96min) ★★★ 1.15 AM Rambo III Action adventure sequel with Sylvester Stallone and Richard Crenna. (1987, 18, 101min) ★★★ 3.15 to 6.00 AM The Guns of Navarone World War Two adventure starring Gregory Peck and David Niven. (1961, PG, 150min) ★★★★
11.00 Tropic Thunder Spoof war drama with Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr and Jack Black. (2008, 15, 107min) ★★★★ 1.00 AM Being Frank Comedy with Anna Gunn and Samantha Mathis. (2018, 12, 109min) ★★ 3.00 The Wedding Guest Comedy drama starring Justin Long. (2018, 15, 105min) ★★ 4.55 to 6.45 AM Fletch Comedy adventure with Chevy Chase. (1985, PG, 96min) ★★★
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6.10 AM Boy Erased Fact-based drama. (2018, 15, 115min) ★★★ 8.15 King Arthur Action adventure. (2004, 12, 126min) ★★★ 10.25 Evan Almighty Fantasy comedy. (2007, PG, 95min) ★★ 12.10 PM Armageddon Sci-fi action adventure. (1998, 12) ★★ 2.45 Instant Family As 9.00pm. 4.50 Enchanted Fantasy comedy. (2007, PG, 107min) ★★★★★
7.05 AM The Last Samurai Epic action drama with Tom Cruise. (2003, 15, 154min) ★★★★ 9.50 Grease 2 As 4.05am. 11.50 Stand by Me Nostalgic drama. (1986, 15, 89min) ★★★★★ 1.30 PM 2001: A Space Odyssey Stanley Kubrick’s sci-fi epic. (1968, U, 136min) ★★★★★ 4.00 Minority Report Sci-fi thriller. (2002, 12, 145min) ★★★★
6.20 AM Hollywood’s Best Directors 6.50 Sahara Drama. (1943) ★★★ 8.50 The Lion in Winter Drama. (1968, 15, 135min) ★★★★ 11.35 Carson City (1952) ★★★ 1.30 PM Return of the Gunfighter Western. (1966, U, 93min) ★★ 3.30 Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear (1945) ★★★ 4.55 Cool Hand Luke Prison drama. (1967, 15, 126min) ★★★★★
6.00 AM Grand National Night 7.35 Chipperfield’s Circus… 7.50 The Time of His Life (1955) ★★ 9.15 Tawny Pipit (1944) ★★ 10.55 Glimpses 11.00 Richard Diamond 11.30 Eddie Carroll & His Orchestra 11.50 Loser Takes All (1956) ★★ 1.40 PM 1958: SG Iron, Hull 2.00 Rooms 2.30 An Inspector Calls (1954)
8.00 AM Andromeda 3/22. (S3) 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 9/26. (S6) 10.00 Star Trek 10/24. (S3) 11.00 Air Collision Action drama. (2012, PG, 92min) ★ 1.00 PM Termination Point Thriller. (2007, 15, 89min) ★★ 3.00 Lost in Space 4/30. (S2) 4.00 Lord of the Elves Adventure. (2012, 12, 87min) ★★ 6.00 Star Trek 11/24. (S3)
6.45 Mortal Engines Fantasy adventure starring Hera Hilmar. In a post-apocalyptic world where cities consume each other to survive, two people meet and try to stop a conspiracy. (2018, 12, 128min) ★★★ 9.00 Instant Family Comedy starring Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne. A couple decide to adopt, but get more than they bargained for when they take in a rebellious teen and her siblings. (2018, 12, 118min) ★★★★
6.30 Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace Sci-fi starring Liam Neeson. A Jedi master and his apprentice go to the rescue of the imperilled young queen of a distant planet. (1999, U, 132min) ★★★ 9.00 Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones Sci-fi with Ewan McGregor. With the galaxy on the verge of civil war, apprentice Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker discovers love, as well as his own darker side. (2002, PG, 142min) ★★
7.25 Colt .45 Western starring Randolph Scott, Ruth Roman and Zachary Scott. A gun salesman vows to get even when a professional killer steals a set of new Colt repeating pistols for a ruthless band of outlaws. (1950, U, 74min) ★★★ 9.00 A Perfect Murder Thriller remake of Hitchcock’s Dial M for Murder, starring Michael Douglas and Gwyneth Paltrow. A tycoon plots to kill his heiress wife. (1998, 15, 108min) ★★★
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Report On Litter San Demetrio, London (1943) The David Niven Show Wonderful Life Musical starring Cliff Richard. Four entertainers on a Mediterranean cruise ship get jobs with a film crew in Africa. (1964, U, 108min) ★★ 9.00 Hazell 10.00 The Uncanny Horror starring Peter Cushing, Ray Milland and Susan Penhaligon. An author narrates three tales of dark deeds. (1977, 18, 85min) ★
7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 10/26. (S6) 8.00 Mutant X 15/22. (S3) 9.00 Tremors Comedy horror starring Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward as Nevada handymen battling giant flesh-eating worms that are attacking their desert town. (1990, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 10.55 Resident Evil: Extinction Sci-fi horror sequel with Milla Jovovich. A superhuman survivor of a zombie plague strives to evade capture by an evil corporation. (2007, 15, 90min) ★★
11.00 Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Action fantasy sequel. (2018, 12, 128min) ★★★ 1.15 AM Halloween Horror thriller. (2018, 18, 106min) ★★★★ 3.10 Fast & Furious Action thriller. (2009, 12, 107min) ★★★ 5.05 to 7.00 AM Enchanted (2007)
11.25 Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith Sci-fi. (2005, 12, 140min) ★★★★ 1.50 AM Die Hard with a Vengeance Action thriller. (1995, 15, 128min) ★★★ 4.05 to 6.05 AM Grease 2 Musical sequel. (1982, PG, 109min) ★
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Out for Justice Thriller. (1991) ★ AM Frankenstein (1931) To Each His Own (1946) ★★★ Off Set With Ben Miller. to 8.15 AM How the West Was Won Western. (1962, PG) ★★★
11.45 Night of the Demon Chiller. (1957, b/w, PG, 91min) ★★★★ 1.45 AM The Big Game Gambling drama. (1995, PG, 99min) ★★ 3.45 Who Killed Frank Daniels? Mystery comedy with Zasu Pitts. (1932, b/w, PG, 69min) ★★ 5.00 to 6.00 AM Rooms
12.50 AM The Final Girls Comedy horror starring Taissa Farmiga. (2015, 15, 88min) ★★ 2.40 to 4.30 AM Skyline Sci-fi thriller starring Eric Balfour. (2010, 15, 92min) ★★
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6.00 AM Look Who’s Talking Comedy. (1989, 12) ★★★ 7.50 Eternal Love As 11.55pm. 9.40 Miss Bala Crime drama. (2019, 15, 104min) ★★ 11.35 All About Nina Comedy. (2018, 15, 97min) ★★★ 1.25 PM Becks Drama with Lena Hall. (2017, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 3.15 The Matrix Sci-fi thriller. (1999, 15, 136min) ★★★★ 5.45 Where Hands Touch Drama. (2018, 12, 122min) ★★
6.00 AM Judge Dredd As 1.45pm. 7.45 Poltergeist Horror drama. (1982, 15, 114min) ★★★★★ 9.45 Flash Gordon As 7.00pm. 11.45 Pet Sematary As 9.00pm. 1.45 PM Judge Dredd Sci-fi action thriller. (1995, 15, 95min) ★★ 3.30 Brightburn As 11.00pm. 5.15 Escape Room Psychological thriller starring Deborah Ann Woll. (2019, 15, 99min) ★★★ 7.00 Flash Gordon Adventure. (1980, PG, 115min) ★★★
6.05 AM Avengers: Infinity War As shown at 6.25pm. 8.35 Avengers: Endgame Fantasy, as shown at 9.00pm. 11.40 Iron Man As 4.05am. 1.50 PM Iron Man 2 Fantasy sequel. (2010, 12, 119min) ★★★ 4.00 Avengers: Age of Ultron Superhero adventure sequel. (2015, 12, 141min) ★★★ 6.25 Avengers: Infinity War Superhero fantasy sequel. (2018, 12, 149min) ★★★
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9.00 A Few Good Men Courtroom drama with Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson and Demi Moore. A slick young US navy lawyer locks horns with the martinet commander of a US military base in Cuba over a murder trial. (1992, 15, 132min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
11.20 Taxi Driver Martin Scorsese’s drama starring Robert De Niro and Cybill Shepherd. (1976, 18, 110min) ★★★★★ 1.15 AM Contraband Action thriller with Mark Wahlberg. (2012, 15, 105min) ★★★ 3.10 The Standoff at Sparrow Creek Suspense thriller. (2018, 15, 88min) ★★★★ 4.45 to 6.20 AM Angel Flight Down Fact-based adventure. (1996, PG, 88min) ★★
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8.00 Bridget Jones’s Diary Romantic comedy starring Renée Zellweger. A thirtysomething woman finds herself torn between her charming but untrustworthy boss and a seemingly aloof lawyer. (2001, 15, 96min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
9.50 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Romantic comedy sequel starring Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth and Hugh Grant. (2004, 15, 108min) ★★★
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11.55 Eternal Love Comedy drama with Jeremy Allen White, Maika Monroe and Marisa Tomei. (2018, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 1.45 AM Blue My Mind Swiss drama starring Luna Wedler and Zoë Pastelle. Subtitled. (2017, 18, 97min) ★★★ 3.40 to 6.00 AM Captain Marvel Fantasy adventure starring Brie Larson, Samuel L Jackson and Ben Mendelsohn. (2019, 12, 123min) ★★★
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■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00 AM Malta Story War drama. (1953, b/w, U, 103min) ★★★ 1.10 PM The Gunfight at Dodge City Classic Western. (1958, PG, 81min) ★★★ 2.50 Waterloo Road Drama. (1944, b/w, PG, 73min) ★★ 4.25 Gallipoli War drama. (1981, PG, 111min) ★★★★ 6.35 The Host Romantic thriller starring Saoirse Ronan. (2013, 12, 127min) ★★★
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9.00 Pet Sematary Horror based on the Stephen King novel, starring Jason Clarke and Amy Seimetz. A family’s lives are changed forever when they move to a small town where a burial ground resurrects dead pets. (2019, 15, 101min) ★★★
9.00 The Green Mile Supernatural drama based on a novel by Stephen King, starring Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan. A Depression-era prison guard encounters an inmate who possesses a magical gift. (1999, 18, 189min) ★★★★
11.00 PREMIERE Brightburn Superhero horror starring Elizabeth Banks, David Denman and Jackson A Dunn. (2019, 15, 90min) ★★★ 12.45 AM Escape Room As 5.15pm. 2.30 Rabid Horror chiller starring Benjamin Hollingsworth. (2019, 18, 107min) ★★★ 4.25 to 6.00 AM Project: ALF Sci-fi comedy sequel to the TV series, with Miguel Ferrer. (1996, PG, 87min) ★★★
9.00 Avengers: Endgame Fantasy adventure starring Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth. Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and the reunited heroes make a last stand against the evil Thanos after he wiped out half of all life in the galaxy. With Scarlett Johansson, Mark Ruffalo and Josh Brolin. (2019, 12, 181min) ★★★★ 12.05 AM The Punisher Action thriller starring Tom Jane. (2004, 18, 123min) ★ 2.15 Punisher War Zone Thriller. (2008, 18, 98min) ★★★ 4.05 to 6.15 AM Iron Man Comic-book action adventure. (2008, 12, 120min) ★★★★
12.40 to 3.25 AM Brawl in Cell Block 99 Thriller starring Vince Vaughn. An ex-boxer is blackmailed into performing a prison hit by a drug kingpin. (2017, 18, 132min) ★★★★
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9.00 AM Reverse Angle Action drama. (2009, PG, 115min) ★ 10.55 The Perfect Marriage Thriller. (2006, PG, 91min) ★★ 1.00 PM Hunt for Truth Thriller. (2016, PG, 94min) ★★ 2.50 Deadly Pursuit Romantic thriller. (2015, PG, 93min) ★★ 4.40 Catch and Release Romantic comedy drama starring Jennifer Garner. (2006, 12, 124min) ★★
6.00 AM Bandidos (1967) ★★ 7.50 The War in the Jungle 9.05 War in the Pacific 10.20 Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 Thriller. (2001, PG) ★ 12.10 PM The Persuaders! 1.10 Hannah’s Law (2012) ★★ 3.00 Revolution Hugh Hudson’s epic drama. (1985, PG, 123min) ★ 5.25 We’ll Meet Again Musical. (1943, b/w, U, 83min) ★★
7.00 AM Love Struck Cafe (2017) ★★ 9.00 Love at First Glance (2017) ★★ 11.00 Love, Alaska Romantic comedy drama. (2019, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.00 PM An Aurora Teagarden Mystery 9: The Disappearing Game Drama. (2018, PG) ★★ 3.00 Chronicle Mysteries: Recovered Drama. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★ 5.00 Falling for Vermont Romantic drama. (2017, PG, 94min) ★★
6.50 The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner British drama starring Tom Courtenay as a Borstal boy who finds redemption through cross-country running. With Michael Redgrave. (1962, b/w, 12, 100min) ★★★★ 9.00 Philadelphia Oscar-winning melodrama starring Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington. A gay lawyer takes his old firm to court when he is sacked after his colleagues discover he has Aids. (1993, 12, 122min) ★★★
6.50 Playing for Keeps Comedy with Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel. An ex-football player begins coaching his estranged young son’s team and becomes an object of lust for the soccer moms. (2012, 12, 103min) ★★★ 9.00 Body of Lies Political action thriller with Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe. A CIA field agent concocts a fake Islamist terrorist cell in a bid to track down a terrorist mastermind. (2008, 15, 128min) ★★★★
7.10 Trial by Fire Action drama with Brooke Burns and Erin Karpluk. A firefighter gets a baptism of fire while training to become the first woman accepted onto an elite ‘smokejumping’ team. (2008, PG, 110min) ★★ 9.00 Braven Action thriller with Jason Momoa and Garret Dillahunt. While spending time at his family’s secluded mountain cabin, a logger defends them from dangerous drug runners. (2018, 15, 94min) ★★★
7.00 Timeless Love Romantic drama starring Rachel Skarsten and Brant Daugherty. A woman with a dream life wakes from a coma to find it really was a dream – but then meets her imagined husband for real. (2019, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 Winter Castle Romantic drama starring Emilie Ullerup and Kevin McGarry. A woman attends her sister’s wedding at an ice hotel, and falls for the best man. (2019, U, 83min) ★★
11.20 Tom Jones Period adventure. (1963, PG, 129min) ★★★★ 1.55 AM The Wild One (1953) ★★★ 3.30 Strongroom Thriller. (1961) ★★ 4.45 to 6.00 AM Operation Dames War drama. (1959, b/w, PG) ★★
11.30 I Am Wrath Crime thriller. (2016, 15, 90min) ★★ 1.20 AM Money Monster Crime thriller. (2016, 15, 99min) ★★★ 3.25 to 6.00 AM Stepmom Drama. (1998, 12, 121min) ★★★
10.50 The Detonator Action thriller. (2006, 15, 92min) ★★ 12.45 AM The Package Action thriller. (2012, 15, 91min) ★★ 2.35 to 4.00 AM Blood of Redemption (2013) ★★
11.00 Love’s Kitchen British romantic comedy. (2011, 15, 93min) ★ 1.00 AM Taking a Chance on Love Drama. (2009, PG, 88min) ★★ 3.00 to 5.00 AM Love’s Last Resort Drama. (2017, PG, 120min) ★★
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6.00 AM Darkness Visible Thriller. (2019, 15, 107min) ★★★ 7.50 The Old Man & the Gun 9.25 Accident Thriller. (2017) ★ 11.00 Papillon As shown at 6.45pm. 1.15 PM A Few Good Men Drama, as shown at 9.00pm. 3.35 Thoroughbreds Comedy. (2017, 15, 92min) ★★★★ 5.10 The Old Man & the Gun Drama. (2018, 12) ★★★★ 6.45 Papillon Prison drama. (2017, 15, 133min) ★★★
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6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer A profile of Phil Mickelson. 6.30 European Tour Golf 7.30 LIVE European Tour Golf Day two of the Commercial Bank Qatar Masters from Education City Golf Club in Doha, Qatar. 9.30 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 10.00 PGA Tour Champions 11.00 LIVE European Tour Golf Further coverage of the second day’s play of the Commercial Bank Qatar Masters from Qatar. 2.00 PM LIVE PGA Tour Golf Coverage of the featured groups on the second day of the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill Club and Lodge in Florida. 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf Further coverage of the second day of the Arnold Palmer Invitational. 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00 M’T Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 12.30 AM Feherty Talks To 1.30 European Tour Golf 2.30 Feherty Talks To 3.30 European Tour Golf 4.30 School of Golf 5.00 Golf Pass with Rory McIlroy 5.30 to 6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer
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9.00 9.30 11.30 12.00 M’T LIVE College Basketball Coverage of an NCAA clash. 2.00 AM LIVE College Basketball Coverage of an NCAA clash. 4.00 to 6.00 AM NHL
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6.00 AM MotoGP Films: Unlimited 7.30 MotoGP Season preview. 8.30 LIVE MotoGP Coverage of the free practice sessions ahead of the Grand Prix of Qatar, the opening race of the 2020 MotoGP season. 4.15 PM Emirates FA Cup 5.45 Bundesliga Weekly 6.15 Premier League Match Pack 6.45 Premier League Preview 7.15 LIVE Bundesliga SC Paderborn v FC Cologne. From Benteler-Arena. Kick-off 7.30pm. 9.30 Champions League Magazine 10.00 UFC Fight Camp 10.30 UFC Live 248 Preview 11.00 UFC: Inside the Octagon 11.30 UFC Countdown 12.30 AM Premier League Match Pack 1.00 Gallagher Premiership Rugby Union Worcester Warriors v Northampton Saints. 2.30 MotoGP: ICYMI 2.45 Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights 3.00 Emirates FA Cup Highlights 3.30 Hyundai A-League 4.30 BT Sport Reload 4.45 MotoGP: ICYMI 5.00 UFC: Inside the Octagon 5.30 to 6.00 AM Champions League Magazine
10.30 12.15 12.30 1.00 4.30 5.00 5.30 6.00
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6.00 AM Coppa Italia 7.30 Hyundai A-League Highlights 8.30 LIVE Hyundai A-League Brisbane Roar v Western Sydney Wanderers. From Suncorp Stadium. Kick-off 8.30am. 10.30 Emirates FA Cup 12.00 NOON Rugby Tonight 1.00 PM Badminton Unlimited 1.30 Emirates FA Cup Highlights 2.00 Bundesliga Weekly 2.30 Ligue 1 Show 3.00 WWE Raw 5.00 WWE NXT Highlights 6.00 Rugby Tonight 7.00 LIVE Gallagher Premiership Rugby Union Worcester Warriors v Northampton Saints. Coverage from Sixways Stadium. Kick-off 7.45pm. 10.00 WWE NXT UK 11.00 WWE NXT Highlights 12.00 M’T WWE SmackDown Highlights Wrestling action. 1.00 AM LIVE WWE Friday Night SmackDown Wrestling action. 3.00 Premier League Preview 3.30 Premier League Match Pack 4.00 Classic MOTD 1970/71 5.00 to 6.00 AM Fishing: On The Bank
AM Around the Horn Pardon the Interruption ESPN FC Football news. XFL: Seattle St Louis In Depth with Graham Bensinger With George Foreman. College Basketball PM BT Sport Reload ESPN FC Football news. College Basketball Around the Horn Pardon the Interruption ESPN FC Football news. LIVE MLB Atlanta Braves v Boston Red Sox. Coverage of the Spring Training Grapefruit League clash. Start-time 6.00pm. Pardon the Interruption NHL: Oilers Blackhawks Mobil 1: The Grid
Cricket
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The Debate Best PL Goals: Man U v Everton Best PL Goals: Newcastle v Liverpool Memorable strikes. 9.00 Premier League 100 Club 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00 NOON The Debate 1.00 PM Premier League Years 3.00 Premier League Best Goals 4.00 PL Greatest Games 5.00 Premier League 100 Club 6.00 Premier League Legends 7.00 Premier League Preview 7.30 Premier League Match Pack 8.00 Premier League World 8.30 The Tyler Archives 9.00 Premier League Preview 9.30 Premier League Match Pack 10.00 Premier League World 10.30 The Tyler Archives 11.00 Premier League Preview 11.30 Premier League Match Pack 12.00 M’T Premier League World 12.30 AM Premier League Preview 1.00 Premier League Years 3.00 PL Greatest Games 4.00 PL Best Goals 10/11 4.30 Best PL Goals: Man City v Liverpool Memorable strikes. 5.30 to 6.00 AM PL 100 Club
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Sky
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6.00 AM LIVE Super Rugby Crusaders v Reds. Coverage from the Orangetheory Stadium in Christchurch. Kick-off 6.05am. 8.00 Rugby Greatest Games 8.10 LIVE Super Rugby Waratahs v Chiefs. From WIN Stadium in Wollongong. Kick-off 8.15am. 10.10 Rugby Greatest Games 10.30 Football Centre 11.00 LIVE European Tour Golf Day two of the Commercial Bank Qatar Masters from Education City Golf Club in Doha, Qatar. 2.00 PM LIVE PGA Tour Golf Coverage of day two of the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill Club and Lodge in Florida. 7.00 LIVE EFL Nottingham Forest v Millwall. Coverage of the Championship clash from the City Ground. Kick-off 7.45pm. 10.30 Sky Sports News 11.00 NBA: The Warm Up 12.00 M’T Sky Sports News 3.30 to 6.00 AM LIVE NBA Los Angeles Lakers v Milwaukee Bucks. Coverage of the inter-conference clash at the Staples Centre. Tip-off 3.30am.
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Alpine Skiing NOON Cross-Country Skiing PM Biathlon Ski Jumping Biathlon LIVE Biathlon Coverage of the World Cup meeting from Novo Mesto in Slovenia. Alpine Skiing LIVE Ski Jumping Coverage of qualifying for the World Cup event in Oslo, Norway. Biathlon From Slovenia. Alpine Skiing From Italy. Ski Jumping From Norway. Biathlon From Slovenia. Ski Jumping From Norway. AM Snowboarding Cycling: Strade Bianche Cycling: Het Nieuwsblad Cycling: Strade Bianche Cycling: Women’s GP Le Samyn Cycling: Strade Bianche to 6.20 AM Luge
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AM Highlights SPFL Round-Up EFL Greatest Games EFL: Play Off Finals EFL Greatest Games SPFL Round-Up Football’s Greatest Players NOON Football Countdowns PM Football Years SPFL Round-Up EFL Greatest Games SPFL Greatest Games One2Eleven: Ryan Giggs EFL Play-Off Final Highlights Football’s Greatest Players Football Countdowns Football Years EFL Play-Off Final Highlights EFL Greatest Games SPFL Round-Up Football Years EFL Championship Highlights LIVE EFL Nottingham Forest v Millwall. Kick-off 7.45pm. EFL Cup Highlights EFL Highlights EFL Greatest Games M’T Football Years AM SPFL Greatest Games Football Countdowns to 6.00 AM Highlights
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Bundesliga Weekly WWE Raw Highlights WWE NXT Wrestling action. Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights
LIVE Women’s Hockey
Australia v Argentina. Coverage from Perth Hockey Stadium. Push-back 10.00am. 12.00 NOON Ligue 1 Show 12.30 PM LIVE Men’s Hockey Australia v Argentina. Coverage from Perth Hockey Stadium. Push-back 12.30pm. 2.30 Coppa Italia 5.30 Hyundai A-League 6.30 Emirates FA Cup Highlights 7.00 Ligue 1 Show 7.30 LIVE Ligue 1 Marseille v Amiens. Coverage from Stade Velodrome. Kick-off 7.45pm. 9.45 MotoGP: ICYMI 10.00 Premier League Preview 10.30 World Poker Tour Series 12.30 AM Hockey 2.30 Bundesliga 3.30 Ligue 1 Marseille v Amiens. 4.30 UFC Fight Camp 5.00 Premier League Match Pack 5.30 to 6.00 AM Premier League Preview
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6.00 AM Biathlon 7.00 Hall of Fame: Greatest Sprinters 8.00 Hall of Fame: Greatest Gymnasts 9.00 Hall of Fame: Greatest Swimmers 10.00 Luge From Germany. 10.30 Cycling: Strade Bianche 10.50 Cycling: Women’s GP Le Samyn 11.50 Cycling: Paris-Nice 12.50 PM Cycling: Strade Bianche 1.50 Hall of Fame: Greatest Swimmers 2.50 Olympics: Hall of Fame 3.50 Alpine Skiing 4.50 Snowboarding 5.50 LIVE Freestyle Skiing The World Cup meeting from Moscow. 7.15 Freestyle Skiing 8.15 Cycling: Tour of Flanders 8.30 Cycling: Strade Bianche 9.30 Freestyle Skiing 10.30 Cycling: GP Le Samyn 11.30 Cycling: Paris-Nice 12.30 AM Cycling: Strade Bianche 1.30 to 2.00 AM Snooker 147s
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Best of Sky Cricket Best of England v Windies Best of Sky Cricket Cricket’s Greatest Games Best of Sky Cricket Best of England v Windies Best of Sky Cricket Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket The first semi-final. PM Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket The second semi-final. Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Semi-final action. One-Day International Cricket South Africa v Australia: Action from the opening game in the three-match series. One-Day International Cricket South Africa v Australia: Action from the second game in the three-match series. Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Semi-final action. M’T One-Day International Cricket South Africa v Australia. AM Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Semi-final action. Cricket’s Greatest Games to 6.00 AM Best of England v Sri Lanka
Sky
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Action
407 407 861 517 507 6.00 AM LIVE Super Rugby Crusaders v Reds. Coverage from the Orangetheory Stadium in Christchurch. Kick-off 6.05am. 8.00 Rugby Greatest Games 8.10 LIVE Super Rugby Waratahs v Chiefs. From WIN Stadium in Wollongong. Kick-off 8.15am. 10.10 Rugby Greatest Games 10.30 Sporting Records 11.00 Darts Gold 11.30 The Darts Show 12.00 NOON Premier League Darts 3.30 PM The Darts Show 4.00 Darts Gold 4.30 NBC’s Pro-Football Talk 6.30 Rugby 7s Highlights of the Los Angeles Sevens. 7.30 LIVE Under-20s Six Nations Rugby Union England v Wales. From Kingsholm Stadium in Gloucester. Kick-off 7.45pm. 9.45 Darts Gold 11.00 NFL: A Football Life 12.00 M’T NFL: America’s Game 1.00 AM Super League Gold 2.00 NFL: Greatest Games 3.30 Darts Gold 3.45 Legends of Darts 4.00 Sporting Records 5.00 to 6.00 AM Sporting Greats
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Sporting Records Sporting Greats My Icon Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Another chance to see the opening semi-final. 2.00 PM Women’s ICC World T20 Cricket Another chance to see the second semi-final. 6.00 Rugby 7s The Los Angeles Sevens: Highlights of round five from Dignity Health Sports Park. 7.00 My Icon 7.30 LIVE Under-20s Six Nations Rugby Union England v Wales. Coverage of the match from the penultimate round of games, held at Kingsholm Stadium in Gloucester. Kick-off 7.45pm. 9.45 Betfred Super League Highlights Action from Leeds Rhinos v Toronto Wolfpack. 10.00 When Naz Hit New York A look at the story of ‘Prince’ Naseem Hamed’s 1997 Madison Square Garden fight with Kevin Kelley. 10.30 Premier League World 11.00 NFL: America’s Game 12.00 M’T to 6.00 AM Mix Shorts: Masterclasses
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6.00 AM The Home of F1 11.00 Formula 1 Another chance to see the 2019 Spanish Grand Prix. 1.10 PM Formula 1 Highlights of the 2019 Spanish Grand Prix. 2.10 Spanish F1 GP Best Bits 2.40 Lewis in the W196 with Martin 2.50 Leclerc Feature – Italy 3.00 Formula 1 Another chance to see the 2019 Monaco Grand Prix. 5.15 Formula 1 Highlights of the 2019 Monaco Grand Prix. 6.15 Monaco F1 GP Best Bits 6.45 Small Talk with Lewis Hamilton 7.00 F1 Classic Races A look back at the 1998 Belgian Grand Prix. 9.30 Formula 1 The Canadian Grand Prix: Another chance to see the seventh round of the 2019 season, which took place at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve. 11.35 Ant in the Simulator 12.00 M’T Formula 1 Highlights of the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix. 1.00 to 6.00 AM The Home of F1
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Boxing Gold Rugby 7s NOON Inside the NBA PM NBA Heatcheck NBA: Sounds of the Finals Betfred Super League Hooked on Africa Motorsport Mundial NBA Classic Games NBA: LA Clippers Houston Betfred Super League
LIVE Betfred Super League Warrington Wolves v Castleford Tigers. At Halliwell Jones Stadium. Kick-off 7.45pm. Super League Gold NBA Heatcheck NBA: The Warm Up M’T Betfred Super League AM NBA Action NBA Champions to 6.00 AM LIVE NBA Los Angeles Lakers v Milwaukee Bucks. Tip-off 3.30am.
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CBEEBIES 614 614 647 702 202 205 608 601
SATURDAY 7.00am Arthur 7.15 Shaun
the Sheep 7.20 Danger Mouse 7.35 Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed! 7.45 Match of the Day Kickabout New edition 8.05 The Playlist New edition 8.25 Newsround 8.30 The Dengineers New edition 9.00 Saturday Mash-Up! New edition 11.35 Max and Harvey: FOMO New edition 11.50 Crackerjack! 12.35pm Dragons: Race to the Edge 12.55 Newsround 1.05 She-Ra 1.25 Almost Never 1.55 Newsround 2.00 The Next Step 2.25 The Dumping Ground 2.55 My Perfect Landing 5.55 The Next Step 6.20 Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve Backshall 6.50 A Week to Beat the World 7.05 Nikki Lilly Meets 7.10 Got What It Takes? 7.45 Crackerjack! 8.30-9.00pm Horrible Histories
SUNDAY As Saturday except: 7.45am The Zoo 8.00 Odd Squad 8.10 Diddy TV 8.30 The Dog Ate My Homework 9.00 Blue Peter: Crunchy Critters & Green Machines 9.30 Art Ninja 10.00 Newsround 10.05 Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch 10.20 Match of the Day: Can You Kick It? 10.45 The Next Step 11.10 Odd Squad 11.35 Horrible Histories 12.00noon Newsround 12.10pm Deadly 60 12.35 All Over the Place: UK 1.05 Operation Ouch! 1.35 Inside My Head: Taking Control of My Anxiety – A Newsround Special 2.05 Newsround 2.10-2.35pm The Worst Witch 2.35 The Next Step 5.15 The Playlist 5.35 My Life: Danny the Bravest Boy in the World 6.05 The Pets Factor 6.30 A Week to Beat the World 6.45 Top Class 7.15 My Perfect Landing 7.40 Almost Never 8.05 The Dumping Ground 8.35-9.00pm The Next Step
MONDAY 7.00am Arthur 7.15 Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed! 7.25 Danger Mouse 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese 8.00 Little Big Awesome New episode 8.15 Newsround 8.20 NEW SERIES Hey You What If? 8.25 Marrying Mum and Dad 8.55 Art Ninja 9.25 A Week to Beat the World 9.40 The Next Step 2.10pm The Dumping Ground 2.25 A Week to Beat the World 2.40 Craft Party 2.55 Secret Life of Boys 3.20 The Deep 3.40 Shaun the Sheep 3.50 Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese 4.00 Newsround 4.10 Little Big Awesome 4.20 Odd Squad 4.35 The Pets Factor 5.00 The Worst Witch New episode 5.30 Deadly 60 New edition 6.00 The Deep 6.20 Operation Ouch! 6.50 Nine Minute Ninja 7.00 Horrible Histories 7.30 Deadly 60 8.00 Millie Inbetween 8.25 The Worst Witch 8.55-9.00pm Lifebabble
TUESDAY As Monday except: 2.25-2.55pm Blue Peter: Crunchy Critters & Green Machines 5.00 4 O’Clock Club New edition 5.30-6.00 My Life: The Dance of My Life 7.30 My Life: The Dance of My Life 8.00 Blue Peter Bites 8.05 The Next Step 8.30-9.00pm 4 O’Clock Club
WEDNESDAY As Monday except: 5.00pm The Next Step New episode 5.25 My Perfect Landing New episode 5.50 Got What It Takes? New edition 6.25 Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese 6.40-7.05 Operation Ouch! 7.35 My Perfect Landing 8.00 The Next Step 8.25-9.00pm Got What It Takes?
THURSDAY As Monday except: 10.45am 4 O’Clock Club 1.10 Millie Inbetween 2.05-2.20 The Dumping Ground 2.50-3.20 Almost Never 5.00 All at Sea 5.30-6.00 Blue Peter: World Book Day & Six the Musical New edition 7.30 Blue Peter: World Book Day & Six the Musical 8.00 The Dumping Ground 8.30 So Awkward Files 8.45-9.00pm The Dumping Ground
FRIDAY As Monday except: 7.35-7.40am MOTD Kickabout: Build-Up New edition 9.40am-2.20pm Millie Inbetween 2.50-3.20 Almost Never 5.00 The Dumping Ground New episode 5.30 Horrible Histories 6.00 Crackerjack! New edition 6.45 Horrible Histories 7.15 HH: Gory Games 7.45 Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch 8.00 So Awkward 8.30-9.00pm The Dumping Ground
Clangers
SATURDAY 6.00am Show Me Show Me
6.20 Twirlywoos 6.35 Teletubbies 6.50 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 7.00 Postman Pat: SDS 7.15 Bing 7.35 Hey Duggee 7.50 Peter Rabbit 8.00 Go Jetters 8.15 Octonauts 8.25 Bitz & Bob 8.40 The Furchester Hotel 8.50 Biggleton 9.00 Something Special: We’re All Friends 9.25 Andy’s Safari Adventures 9.40 YolanDa’s Band Jam 9.55 Andy’s Dinosaur Adventures 10.15 YolanDa’s Band Jam New edition 10.35 Swashbuckle 10.55 Andy’s Aquatic Adventures 11.10 Grace’s Amazing Machines 11.25 Waffle the Wonder Dog 11.50 Topsy and Tim 12.00noon My World Kitchen 12.15pm Old Jack’s Boat: Rockpool Tales 12.30 Sarah & Duck 12.40 Down on the Farm 1.00 Where in the World? 1.15 Our Family 1.25 What’s the Big Idea? 1.30 My Pet and Me 1.45 Woolly & Tig 1.50 Melody 2.00 Something Special: We’re All Friends 2.20 Andy’s Baby Animals 2.30 Junk Rescue 2.45 Grace’s Amazing Machines 3.00 Bitz & Bob 3.10 CBeebies’ Ugly Duckling 3.50 Small Potatoes 3.55 Biggleton 4.10 The Baby Club 4.20 Magic Hands 4.35 Treasure Champs 4.45 Tinga Tinga Tales 5.00 GiggleQuiz 5.15 Molly and Mack 5.30 Katie Morag 5.45 Sarah & Duck 5.50 Charlie and Lola 6.00 Tee and Mo 6.10 Clangers 6.20 In the Night Garden 6.50-7.00pm CBeebies Bedtime Stories
SUNDAY As Saturday except: 6.25-6.35am Twirlywoos 8.10-8.25 Octonauts 9.20 Octonauts 9.45 What’s the Big Idea? 9.50-10.15 Go Jetters 11.55am-12.00noon Olobob Top 3.10 Peter Rabbit Special: The Tale of the Unexpected Discovery 3.35-4.00 Go Jetters 6.05-6.10pm Tee and Mo
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SATURDAY 6.00am Dino Dana 6.10
SATURDAY & SUNDAY
Super 4 6.35 Thunderbirds Are Go 7.00 Dare Master 7.05 Mr Magoo 7.30 Scrambled! New 7.35 Mighty Mike 7.50 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 8.10 Ben 10 8.30 Robozuna New edition 9.05 Craig of the Creek 9.25 The Rubbish World of Dave Spud 9.55 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 10.55 Mr Magoo 11.25 Pokémon: Sun and Moon – Ultra Legends 11.55 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 12.55pm The Powerpuff Girls 3.25 The Rubbish World of Dave Spud 3.55 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 4.55 Mr Magoo 5.30 Mighty Mike 6.00 Pokémon: Sun and Moon – Ultra Legends: Popular Japanese animation. 6.30 NinjaGo: King of the Shadows 7.00 Buck & Buddy New episode 7.05 Wishfart 7.35 The Bagel and Becky Show 8.00 Massive Monster Mayhem 8.25 Drop Dead Weird 8.55-9.00pm Mission Employable
SUNDAY As Saturday except: 8.30-9.05am Kung Fu Panda: The Paws of Destiny 11.25am-12.55pm Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 12.55-3.25 Kung Fu Panda: The Paws of Destiny 6.00 Robozuna 6.30-7.00pm NinjaGo: Rise of the Snakes
MONDAY-THURSDAY 6.00am Dino Dana 6.25 The Bagel and Becky Show 6.55 Gormiti 3D: The Herald of Gorm 7.25 Hotel Transylvania 7.55 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 8.25 Buck & Buddy New episode 8.30 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 9.00 The Powerpuff Girls 9.25 Mission Employable 9.30 LEGO NinjaGo 9.55 Mighty Mike 10.25 Spy School 10.50 Make It Pop 11.15 The Haunted Hathaways 11.40 Max & Shred 12.05pm Thunderbirds Are Go 12.30 Transformers: Robots in Disguise 1.00 Gormiti 3D: The Herald of Gorm 1.25 LEGO Jurassic World: The Legend of Isla Nublar 1.50 Mission Employable 1.55 ToonMarty 2.40 Mighty Mike 3.10 The Tom and Jerry Show 3.30 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 4.00 Mr Magoo 4.30 The Powerpuff Girls 5.00 LEGO NinjaGo 5.30 Kung Fu Panda: The Paws of Destiny 6.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 6.25 Transformers: Robots in Disguise 6.55 Hotel Transylvania 7.25 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 7.55 Buck & Buddy New episode 8.00 Make It Pop 8.30-9.00pm Max & Shred
FRIDAY As Mon except: 10.25-10.50am Bear Grylls Survival School 11.40am-12.05pm Spy School: Spy-themed game show. 8.30-9.00pm Project Z
6.00am Paw Patrol 6.30 Ryan’s Mystery Playdate 7.00 Abby Hatcher 7.30 Butterbean’s Cafe: Animation. 8.00 Blaze and the Monster Machines 10.00 Peppa Pig 10.30 Ricky Zoom 11.00 Ryan’s Mystery Playdate New editions 11.30 Mutt & Stuff New episode 12.00noon Paw Patrol 12.30pm Peppa Pig 2.00 Paw Patrol 2.30 Ricky Zoom 3.00 Mutt & Stuff 3.30 Ryan’s Mystery Playdate 4.00 Blaze and the Monster Machines 6.30 Abby Hatcher 7.00 Paw Patrol 8.30 Peppa Pig 9.30 Paw Patrol 12.00m’t Nella the Princess Knight 1.00am Bubble Guppies 1.30 Team Umizoomi: Cartoon. 2.00 Dora the Explorer 2.30 Paw Patrol 4.00 Ryan’s Mystery Playdate 4.30 Butterbean’s Cafe 5.00-6.00am Paw Patrol
MONDAY 6.00am Blaze and the Monster
Machines 6.30 Ricky Zoom 7.00 Peppa Pig 7.30 The Adventures of Paddington 8.00 Paw Patrol 9.00 Peppa Pig 11.00 Paw Patrol 12.30pm Peppa Pig: Cartoon. 4.30 The Adventures of Paddington New episode 5.00 Paw Patrol 5.30 Ricky Zoom 6.00 Blaze and the Monster Machines 6.30 Abby Hatcher 7.00 Peppa Pig 7.30 The Adventures of Paddington 8.00 Paw Patrol 8.30 The Adventures of Paddington 9.00 Paw Patrol 12.00m’t Nella the Princess Knight 1.00am Bubble Guppies 1.30 Team Umizoomi 2.00 Dora the Explorer: Adventurous escapades. 2.30 Paw Patrol 3.30 Rusty Rivets 4.00 The Adventures of Paddington 5.00-6.00am Paw Patrol
TUESDAY As Monday except: 9.00-9.30am The Adventures of Paddington: Cartoon fun. 8.30-9.00pm Ricky Zoom: Animation. 4.30-5.00am Rusty Rivets
WEDNESDAY As Monday except: 12.00noon-12.30pm The Adventures of Paddington 8.30-9.00 Ricky Zoom: Animation. 4.30-5.00am Rusty Rivets
THURSDAY As Monday except: 6.00-6.30am The Adventures of Paddington 8.30-9.00pm Ricky Zoom 4.30-5.00am Top Wing: High-soaring adventures.
FRIDAY As Monday except: 10.45-11.00am The Adventures of Paddington: Cartoon. 8.30-9.00pm Ricky Zoom 4.30-5.00am Rusty Rivets
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MONDAY-FRIDAY 6.00am Something Special: We’re All Friends 6.20 Baby Jake 6.35 Twirlywoos 6.45 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 7.00 Numberblocks 7.05 Bing 7.20 Hey Duggee 7.35 Bitz & Bob 7.45 Peter Rabbit 8.00 Go Jetters 8.10 Octonauts 8.20 Biggleton 8.35 Justin’s House 9.00 Tee and Mo 9.05 Small Potatoes 9.10 Timmy Time 9.15 NEW SERIES Dog Loves Books 9.25 Bing 9.30 Twirlywoos 9.45 Something Special: We’re All Friends 10.05 Teletubbies 10.20 The Baby Club 10.35 Hey Duggee 10.45 Mister Maker’s Arty Party 11.05 Let’s Go for a Walk New episode 11.20 My Pet and Me 11.35 Our Family 11.45 Tinga Tinga Tales 12.00noon My World Kitchen 12.10pm What’s the Big Idea? 12.15 Waffle the Wonder Dog 12.30 Molly and Mack 12.45 Melody 1.00 The Furchester Hotel 1.10 Yakka Dee! 1.15 Numberblocks 1.20 Bing 1.30 Twirlywoos 1.45 Something Special: We’re All Friends 2.05 Teletubbies 2.20 The Baby Club 2.35 Pablo 2.45 Our Family 3.00 Catie’s Amazing Machines 3.15 Swashbuckle 3.35 Hey Duggee 3.45 Octonauts 4.00 Love Monster 4.05 Andy’s Aquatic Adventures 4.20 Maddie’s Do You Know? 4.35 Peter Rabbit 4.50 Go Jetters 5.00 Gigglebiz 5.15 Waffle the Wonder Dog 5.30 Topsy and Tim 5.45 Moon and Me 6.10 Clangers New episode 6.20 In the Night Garden 6.50-7.00pm CBeebies Bedtime Stories
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NEW
Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart Mon, Cartoon Network HD, 4.30pm (Sky 601; Virgin 704; BT 486) A samurai cat leads a posse of unlikely crime-fighters against an evil pirate.
The Boss Baby: Back in Business Mon, Boomerang HD, 5.30pm (Sky 603; Virgin 730; BT 487) Following on from the film, the Templetons must locate a bad baby.
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Bloodlands
Jane Horrocks The actor will star in Sky One’s six-part comedy Bloods as cheery paramedic Wendy, who bonds with new work partner Maleek (Samson Kayo) when they attend a variety of emergency calls.
James Nesbitt stars in a gritty Northern Irish crime drama
FIRST LOOK
Here’s an early look at James
Nesbitt in new BBC1 crime drama Bloodlands, which is currently being filming in Northern Ireland. The twisty series, written by Chris Brandon and executiveproduced by Line of Duty creator Jed Mercurio, sees Nesbitt as Northern Irish cop Tom Brannick, who faces a challenging case when a car is pulled out of Strangford Lough in County Down and a possible suicide note is discovered. Brannick spots a potential connection to a cold case, with which he has deep personal links, and he embarks on a dogged and dangerous quest to track down a terrifying killer, known as Goliath. The drama co-stars Susan Lynch, Lorcan Cranitch, Charlene McKenna and Ian McElhinney. ‘We’ve been trying to get this going for a long time,’ Nesbitt tells us. ‘It’s pretty dark, but the joy of being able to go from something like Cold Feet to this is just wonderful. It tests you.’
Sir David Attenborough A Perfect Planet, airing on BBC1, will see the veteran naturalist explore how nature works so efficiently to sustain a huge diversity of life on Earth, while the impact of humanity will also be investigated.
Greg Davies In Sky One’s new comedy pilot Safe Space, the comedian plays a struggling psychotherapist whose career takes a turn when he lands a local MP as a client and dark secrets come to the fore.
Charlene McKenna plays cop Niamh McGovern
Coming Back C4 comedy Year of the Rabbit will return for a second six-part run – this time, following no-nonsense Inspector Rabbit (Matt Berry) and his team as Queen Victoria gives them a secret job.
IN PRODUCTION… Mandy Following a BBC iPlayer Comedy Short last year, Diane Morgan is filming a sixpart run of comedy Mandy for BBC2. Morgan, who also directs and writes the series, plays Mandy, who wants to
fulfil her dream of breeding Dobermann pinschers. Along the way, she tries to rent out her back room, find work and overhaul her fitness. ‘Why do they stick mayo in everything?’ says Morgan. ‘That’s not a question Mandy will answer but someone should be looking into it.’
WORDS: CAREN CLARK. PHOTOS: BBC, C4, EMPICS, GETTY, NETFLIX, PA IMAGES, SKY
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