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bas ever kept a horror movie from being decent, put them all together in one film and the the result is "Jeepers Creepers." This movie obviously had a low budget; it was blatantly unrealistic and painfully predictable.

The whole movie basically revolves around a kid and his sister and their fight to stay alive in spite of their stupidity. It also comes equipped with a psychic (every horror flick should have one) who tries to warn the characters of the monster. They, of course, don't listen to her.

Early on in the movie the two main characters are driving in broad daylight (everyone knows how scary that is) and they see someone dumping a dead body down a sewer pipe. The person (or thing, which is found out later) then proceeds to run them off the road. Like any other clear headed person, the brave soul who, lucky for us, is one of the main characters decides not only to go back to the crime scene, but to actually go into the sewer pipe bead first.

For those who enjoy seeing bad actors play stupid characters in a low budget setting, this movie is a must see. It combines everything that is generic about horror films and does its best to illustrate every flaw and shortcoming that any horror movie ever bad. Not only did the tally of combined brain cells of the characters in this movie remain somewhere in the low teens, but it assumes that the viewer bas the IQ of a hamster. Don't waste time or money on this one. The only thing scary about this movie is that someone actually funded it.

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by Gina Roswell staff writer

Imagine, for one second, if people cooked traditional meals for Halloween as they do for Christmas and Thanksgiving. What types of things would people eat? If more of an old-fashioned family were to create a Halloween meal, the dinner would probably resemble the Thanksgiving meal. However, for a more modem or outgoing family, perhaps they would make meals that are a bit more outlandish.

As an appetizer, perhaps Eyeballs and Worms would do the trick. Then for an entree, Gnarled Witch Fingers and Guts would be a nice touch to add to the evening. Afterward, as a dessert, Cat Poop Cookies would be a wonderful treat. To wash all of this wonderful food down, maybe some Blood Punch would be a good thirst quencher.

As disgusting as all of this sounds, all of these recipes are nothing more than regular dishes with odd names. The appetizer, Eyeballs and Worms, is similar to a bruscbetta appetizer, made of diced cheese, diced tomatoes, diced garlic and other seasonings mixed together and served atop bread, melba toast or anything else one might desire. The Gnarled Witch Fingers are nothing more than breaded chicken with four slits in the top part of the boneless breast to make the shape of a hand and the Guts are simply spaghetti and gravy with food coloring. Although Cat Poop Cookies sound repulsive, the ingredients are mainly cocoa, honey and Grape Nuts cereal. The cocoa cookie is rolled into long or short cocoon shapes and placed on a bed of Grape Nuts. This creates the illusion of a kitty litter box. Finally, the Blood Punch is comprised of only tomato juice and orange juice. The two are combined at either room temperature or can be placed in the refrigerator, depending on preference.