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A Brand New Network LaSalle Tunes in to Change A few years ago, the Fox Network leaped into the world of television, bringing The Simpsons, Married With Children, and In Living Color. This year's newcomer, The La· Salle Network, brings us both a new administration network and "Whit· tle World," the Channel One Net· work, which delivers us national and world news, not to mention Levis, Nikes and Bubble Yum. LaSalle's new educational pro'

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gram consists of the traditional Music program, featured five times a day, Young Einsteins, for today's budding chemists (who usually only need Fire Department assistance twice a year), Mr. Ed McCabe's Pro· duce Report ("Always separate the citrus. "), Abdul's Rug Mer· chant Psychology (good idea, Mr. Turner), The Barber Shop, starring Mr. John Grace, Poet· ry, hosted by Brother Joe, and Mr. Bernie McCabe '5 Literature Study, for mature audiences on' Iy. Some new actors are also be-

ing introduced by LSBS (that's "LaSalle Broadcasting Sys' tern," not a typical history pa· per). Brother Mark Brown and Brother Francis Eells, seen pre'

viously as the devastating W\ tag·team champions, have nally come into their own tl year, teaching Religion a. English, respectively. Father George Thiers, t new chaplain, made his pr, ence felt the moment of his rival by replacing"Maranath with the more modern "Just I It" as a meditative reflection. the same time he replac "Amazing Grace" with "Pou Cake. " And with Mr. Marty Jac son's meteroric rise to fame a result of Jetsons: The MOl being released on video, ,. Bernard Fitzgerald has stepp in to head LaSalle's Basketb program. LaSalle's new adm istration is the reason for t

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Dedication You figured it: Mr. Roche La Salle has seen many changes. both

extemlilly and internally, in the past year. The 1991路1992 school year was officially opened by our new President, Brother Rene Sterner. who gave the welcoming ad路 dress. He was followed by the new Assistant Principal, Brother Richard Kestler. and the new Dean of Students, Mr. Martin

Stanczak. Externally, construction crews finally broke ground as the plans for the new wing started rolling along.

Somehow, through this year of metllmorphoses and new beginnings, someone has managed to

escaped the elements of change. Mr. Roche not only teaches. he challenges. Anyone can read the answer from the book, but Mr. Roche pushes his students to look beyond the numbers and the symbols and forces them to ask "Why?" This philosophy of teaching defines Mr. Roche's most endearing qUlllity: caring. He'll find time in his busy day to sit down with a troubled student. work out numerous problems, and encourage the student to continue the hard work. Mr. Roche urges students to immerse themselves in the realm of mathematics and in a thinking life. Besides being known as La Salle's resident authority on numbers, Mr. Roche is also a favorite of seniors in search of recommendations. Anyone who has ever had Mr. Roche, knows thllt he always has a kind word to share. Mr. James Roche's genius and humanity reverberate in and out of the classroom, and for his pro路 ficiency and his example, we respectfully dedicate the 1992 Blue and Gold to him.

remain unchanged. Since he has held a post in the methematics department for the past fifteen years, Mr. James Roche stands as a mathematical constant. On any given day, Mr. Roche's schedule runs the gamut from Algebra I to A.P. Clilculus BC. While most teachers specialize in one area, Mr. Roche chooses to touch the student body on all levels and, if possible, follow his students' development from freshman to senior year. Mr. Roche's style of teaching has also Mt Roche diligenlJy works through a tough problem.

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has the unenviable tesk of improving the network's alreadyiligh ratings (mllndatory school spirit line). To do so, Brother has sent half路amillion troops to the area ... - Wait 1I second, wrong president!! This president actually possesses oil myriad of new responsibilities. fanglng from Improving teacher-administra-

tion relations, to overseeing the construction of the new wing, to keeping plirents in touch with developments lit the school ( ... have

you seen The Belcrofl?). Shake-ups in the administration have left Brother JlImes Dries liS Assistant Princip81 of

Academic Affairs. Mr. Parisi assumes the p0sition of Secretary - Excuse us - Director

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of Athletics. while Mr. Stanczak succeeds Mr. Parisi as Dean of Students, In a coup d'etat that would make Gennady Yaneyev green with envy, a conspiracy in the Social Studies Department coerced Mr. Col路 istra to capitulate his position as Chairman of the Social Studies Department. Mr. Grace has since muscled his way into power. Funny, he doesn't look like the militant type! Finally, a changing of the guard has oc' curred. Father Georges caused quite a can' troversy in the opening week, when he sug路 gested a change from Brother Henry's traditional "How Great Thou Art" musical tastes, to something a little more contemporary: Van Halen. We here at the "New Network" will contin掳 ue to cover faculty'related news stories especially those not covered on Channel Onl!! 8S events warrant. Slay tuned. , ,

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Administration FRONTLINE r. David T. Diehl

Whether he's wearing the hat of a principal or an economics teacher. Mr. Diehl portrays leadership characteristics. You might notice these traits when you're "bout to break a LaSallian law, and 'round the corner wlilks Mr. Dave Diehl. You can feel his presence 8nd his leadership. This feeling caus路 es one 10 reconsider his actions - well ,,' least when the Terminator is around.

Brother Rene Sterner F.S.C. Brother Rene took the reigns al La Salle this year. becoming President. The head of programming. as it were, for the "new network" also continued his duties as moderator of the Forum Brother is greatly responsible for the team's rejuvenated efforts; they produce despite the fact that ,,' one time or another. he's thrown every single member off the squad. Brother. however, promises not to let his Presidential power go to his head. He Brother Rene Sterner,

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requests only that you genuflect when IIpproaching him, and wear sunglasses to shade your unworthy eyes in his presence.

Brother James J, Dries F,S.C. Brother James Dries, with his quirky yet distinctive New York accent, has been an in路 fluential member of the La Satlian community since 1986 He hllS brought a tremendous amount of experience and unmatched dedi路 cation to his position as Vice-Principal. He has found the time to fulfill his duties and to play a major role in extrllcurricular activities at La Salle. We can only hope that there ...... i11 be more people like Brother James.

Mr. Martin W. Stanczak MllnY things have changed this year at laSalle. On the first day of school, every student realized that Mr. Stanczak, the ne...... dis' ciplinarian. had changes on his mind. During his speech Mr. Stanczak informed the student

body about the new strict parking regulati and speed limit on campus. He also told students about morning detention for th who arrive late to school. These changes pea red fair to all. But. hey. Mr. Stanczak w are you going to change those red plaid p~ and that bright yello...... sport coat?

Brother Richard Kestler F.S.C. Brother Richard Kestler, as the head br er in charge of assemblies, has seized up< brilliant ne...... idea: in order to keep studt conscious during assemblies. he has m them interesting. No longer will first pe assembly be kno......n as nap路time. thank~ Brother Richard In addition to this, Bro Richard is in charge of supervising the n maintenance of La Salle. With his trusty Duke at his side, Brother Richllrd patrol! Salles halls and courageously protects community from danger.

Mr. Martin Stanczak: Dean of Students

Mr. David Diehl: Principal

Mr. Lawrence Mangan: Comptroller

Brother James Dries, F.S.C.: Assistant Principal. Academic Affairs

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Board of Trustees Network Sponsors

The 1991路1992 Board of Trustees

he important efforts of the Board of Trustees go largely unnoticed in the LaSalle community. As the ultimate authority with regard to the school's administration, the Board of Trustees decides all educational. financial, and developmental strategies. Regular meetings by the Board serve to make these crucial decisions. Recent decisions include the construction of the new wing and the rearrangement of the school's

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Brother Colman Coogan, F.S.C. is the Chairman of the Board with the newly appointed Brother Rene Sterner, F.S.C. taking on the role of President. The Board members provide their expertise in various areas. including fi路 nance, education, and law. Important memo bers of the LaSalle community such as Mr. David Diehl. Brother James Dries, F.S.C., Dr. James Devine, and Mr. Lawrence Mangan voice their opinions but don't vote. The Board of Trustees is organized into five

committees to better serve LaSalle. The E ecutive committee convenes only when t~ entire Board is unable to meet. The Finane committee deals with the fiscal needs of t~ Board. The arrangement of investment pol folios and gifts Is done by the Developmel committee. Future goats are set by the Lon Range Planning committee. The Nominatir committee names new members to the Boar.

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aSalie introduced a new program this

year, which is intended to help students .... now and in the future. Called the Stu' ~nt Assistance Program, this program offers elp 10 students who may be troubled by ;hool pressures, drug/alcohol problems, de' ,ession. suicidal thoughts, family problems, alai ion, or emotional problems. Student As' stance team members. made up of LaSalle IcuilY members, are trained in helping out

troubled students. Team members include English teacher, Mr. Dennis Blah: Health teacher, Mrs. Janice Cicdmaro. R.N.; Senior counselor. Psychologist Mr. Michael Dolan: Assistant principal Brother James Dries, F.S.C.: Math teacher, Mr. John Frizalone; So· cial Studies teacher, Mr. Marty Jackson: Spanish teacher. Brother Bob Romano, F,S,C.: and Math teacher, Ms. Tina Shustack.

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From left to right Dr ~ly, Interm~l.te Unit; Bro!Mr Thomas Chad.... ick. Fruh路 mIn Counlelor; Mf$, LoglIn, Secret'ry of College Placement; Blother DzIYId Rodgers, Direclor of College Plu.ement: Mr Devine. Junior Counlelor: lind "If. Doilln Senior Coun'dor

Mr. Michael Dolan "So, tell me about your experiences with alcohol." Mr. Dolan's experiments with group therapy, where students get to "tell all" with, out fear of retribution. prove to be significantly effective. Rebelling against his own im· pulse to be introverted, Mr. Dolan has even found himself opening up to the students. He finds it easier to ask the questions than to answer them, but listening to the brave reo sponses from teenagers have enabled him to touch and express his own feelings. So who's helping whom? ... and how 'bout those Phils, Mr. D.? Brother David Rogers, F.S.C, Brother David, like many faculty members. performs a dual role at LaSalle. He is the Di· rector of College Admissions and moderator/ coach of track and field. Ironic, isn't it? two major functions, both designed to get stu' dents on the right ... Well, you get the pic' ture. Moreover, seniors and "tracksters" alike greatly value Brother David's expertise and hard work, , . especially upon graduating. Brother Thomas Chadwick. F.5.C, Frehsman Guidance Counselor! It's a tough

(impossible?) job, but someone has to do it and Brother Thomas does it well. For the past few years, Brother Tom has taken great care in introducing, settling, and guiding the neo· phytes into the various channels of LaSalle academics, extracurriculars. and possibilities. Mrs. Marie Baer It's SAT time!! Anyone who knows Mrs. Baer realizes how diligent. patient, and effec· tive she is in getting students to improve their language skills - and especially those demon SAT scores. Although behind·the·scenes, Mrs. Baer's influence stretches beyond the limits of the walls of "the trailer," and students are grateful for the gentle but firm "push" she provides. M.rs. Doris Daly For years as the Sophomore counselor, Mrs. Daly's impact is felt mostly by those who need a good "ear," by those who need to learn to cope with the many changes that rain down upon sophs as they try to avoid all becoming just like Holden Caulfield, Mrs, Daly listens. but she also motivates students to "get a grip," to get organized, and to do their work,

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rother Linus Finn, F.S.C. Not only known for his ability as a

typing teacher, Brother Linus also has the largest known collection of cancelled stamps_ Brother Linus enJoys calling his stu-

dents "Boy路" 1 through 30 and wishing them e heppy birthday. A golf guru, Brother Linus only plays on "Pittsburgh" days and supplies us with his informative and entertaining "The Home Keys:'

Brother Joseph Keough. F.S.C. Brother Joe. the erstwhile vanguard of

LaSalle's instructional materials center (a.k.a. the library) is one of LaSalle's most well-known and ominous educators. Why? Could it be his amazing ability to know every student in the school's Mme, even if he hasn't met them? Or is it the deft precision with which he uses his now fllmousline. 路'Gentlemen, time lOgo," while enforcing good behavior in the library. It's also rumored that Brother Joe hopes to soon join Mr Frizalone in the elite group of laSalle educators with an earring, BfOlher Unul. F.S.C. Dlre<:tor of Typing

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Mrs. Janice Cic:dmaro Countless times, Mrs. Ciccimaro. the school nurse, h.lIS saved students' lives. Although her skills as a nurse are admired. her ability to get 1!I student out of a class or the whole school day is what counts. Many students would have been killed by their parents had they failed their History Of Biology test, but thanks to Mrs. Ciccimaro and the power of her pen, not to mention their own acting abilities. students

have been able to escape the clutches of failÂˇ UTe. their teachers, and, most of all. their parents. Thanks, Mrs. Ciccimaro.

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Just when you think you've finished t water color, you glance up from your pa to see Mrs. McGovern carefully studying y masterpiece. Hoping to possibly blow off next three art classes. you say "I just nee( finish off this shading over here." ~ MdcGovern then reveals to you that not c do you need shading here. but also in ab a dozen other locations on your painting. : will always find what is needed to make y work a true masterpiece.

Mr. Joseph Ciccimaro Whether frantically waving his arms in fr of the Pep Band or calmly questioning a : dent on what .?!)(.... song he just pia)' Mr. C makes his presence known at LaSt Not only does he instill a deep year'round ',lotion to music, he also Inspires an appr ation for the "finer" things in life, such cable TV, the VCR, a sound system, the ar use of Italian, and hot Broadway actres~ Little do his unsuspecting student musid know, however, that when nobody else i! the Band Room, Mr. C unwinds, watches rr ies on Channel One and leaves all the Sl cans around.

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Athletics r. Tore N. Hanssen When asked to name the most spirited

acher at laSalle. most students would agree: r Hanssen. In his short time here. Mr. Hans:n has quickly b«ome one of the students' o

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Mr. Joseph Pan$I, Obector of Athletics. lIf tel fltldlng out hI$ Iong$hc:I{ "'011.

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I tennis coaching. "TO' says his dream is to

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mmy Connors. lind he insists that Mr. Turn. stole the name "r',

rother Hilary McGovern, F.S.C. Competing with "T" causes Brother Hilary

, be: at his guard. Brother's strict, take-no-

lff, attitude toward rebf!:lIious students enmces his role in the competition. Playing JOfts with students might gain points for "T", Jt we know that supporting the Pirates coun·

facts 21 good defense for Brother, Brother lary scores more points than "T" in the stu' ~nt hygiene department by conUnulllly urg' g his boys on to cleanliness, Who will win is competition? You be the judge.

.., Frank Lichtner It's first period on 1I cold December morn'

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)w about diVing into forty·five degree water th 30 of your closest friends? Of course we are talking about pool class. ,ce a cycle, you walk into the locker room .d enter into "Frank's World". Stllnding there his trademark duck boots and skimpy orts, he greets you with his patented "writ· n Pool Exam" and a s2Idlstic smile,

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English Reading Rainbow

fS. Clare Brown

Mrs. Brown enjoys teaching at La Salle because of the great faculty and students. She especially likes the "magic calendar" and wonders whether there is another schoolln the world where Monday is the best day of the week. Mrs. Brown is the hardworking moderator of SANE - Students

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lobbyist organization. In her spare time she writes Bernie's jokes and also works out plays for the Washington Redskins. Mr. Bernard V. McCabe Bernie McCabe, or the "better half" of the McCabe duo. is known not only for his brilliant teaching techniques, but also for his keen fashion sense. fIIr. McCabe is the only person at laSalle who can get away with wearing sneakers and the same tie everyday (it isn't really the same tie - he has 12 different ones and by some incredible coincidence they aJi look the same.) But what really sets him apart is his complete and utter devotion to his work and his giving of his whole self to each class.

NOT! Mr. Edward McCabe English department chairperson and assis' tant cross·country coach, Mr. Ed McCabe is an extraordinary educator, He promotes or' ganized thinking ("apples and Apples!") and urges his students to support their insight with specific facts and details, ("too !... $ vague!") He holds the world's record for the I D-foot chair slide, and not even Rich Little can beal his impressions of Greek mythological char' acters. (Beware freshmen: Asking him a fool' ish question may cause chalk, erasers, or oth· er projectiles to come flying toward you.) But, most importantly, Mr. McCabe constantly motivates students to realize their potential, whether in writing essays, running cross'coun' try, or heading off to college, Brother Francis Eells. F.S.C. Brother Francis Eells is new to LaSalle. Lit· tie is known about the mysterious Brother Fran. What was his life like before he came to LaSalle? Is his middle name "electric"? Per· haps in time this will be revealed, but one thing is for certain - his young'minded atti· tude makes him a great addition to the La' Sallian family.

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Mr. Dennis Bloh Mr. Blah has finally found his calling as a teacher here at La Salle. He gets involved in school activities, serving as Moderator of both the wrestling team and mock trial. Mr. Bloh's interests in these particular groups are prob· ably due to his past experiences with the Bar Association, as a lawyer, and with the World Wrestling Federation, as Intercontinental Champion from 1962·1984. But that's ancient history. Now he faces the unenviable task of teaching English to freshman, who know nothing, and juniors, who know it all, You'll get no complaints from them though, because Mr. Bloh even makes The Scarlet letter en· joyable - almost.

Mr. Edward Molush This former baseball player's personal traits create an overtly humorous figure. Mr. Ed, alias "Wonder Speller," carries a dictionary in his pants pocket. Honest! Mr. Ed hurls his minute dictionary to students in need of a good definition. Molush enjoys setting up classroom arguments out of the literature, but when his voice turns hoarse it's time for an endless slurpo from one of the workable water fountains. We appreciate Mr. Molush's fili· busters for the promotion of listening to (ugh!) National Public Radio, but we all hold a grudge against him for creating the dreadful "paS' sage" test. Mr. Michael O'Toole The thoughts during a typical day of one of La Salle's premier English teachers - Mr. O'Toole; "I have to remember to wear di:1pper clothing, and stroke my beard for that true English teacher image ... Come on kids, you can wait in my office and play with the com' puter while I go to work ... Don't forget the Gazebo meeting ... Class, you can finish this book by tomorrow; just read it at red tights .. , I can't forget to write my harsh criticism for the 10 o'c1ock news." Dr. Joseph D'Angelo "Doc" teaches English to Juniors and Sen· iors. As the former moderator of the varsity baseball team, Doc put his knowledge of the game 10 good use. I just hope he doesn't can' fuse English with baseball. He could be saying one day in class, "The inspiration behind Ben· jamin Franklin's works really came from Len· ny Dykstra who has been carrying the Phillies since the AII·Star break:'

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By now, you've probably figured out that math class with ·'Mr. Rad" is "no big deal" since your answers tend to be "right" most of the time. But his tests. most of which take longer than your average football game, can cause you to break a few pencils.

M., Maureen Dugan Ms. Dugan, a teacher of Freshmen and Sophomore 1Ilgebrll, hlls quickly become one of laSalle's biggest hits, Why? Could it be her sometimes overblown, but lIppreciated, hu· mort Or, the chance to fauen our GPA's with her 110 point tests? Or, is It the way she al· lows class participation to make gigantic leaps In our grades? It's probably all of those, but most importantly it's her attentiveness and her intensity and the way she says everything not with a grimace, but with a smile. M•. Mary Jo Smith Mrs. Smith teaches Geometry and Geom· etry with Trigonometry to sophomores and juniors, In both a radillnt and calculated man' ner, On most days, Mrs. Smith's very pleaSllnt disposition yields a wide smile and a jovial mood. But, once in a while, Mrs. Smith just Isn't herself. For such occasions, student bomb shelters have been erected in rooms where she teaches. On these days, enter at your own risk!!!

Mr, John Frizalone Friuus mathmaniacus, or Mr. Friz. is a large creature known to inhabit the 2nd floor math rooms of LaSalle. He is the only laSalle teach' er "known" to sport lln earring (though there are rumors ..) Mr. Friz is known for his en' ergetic, if sometimes high'decibel, method of mathematical instruction. Earplugs optional. Mr, Michael A. Ponisciak New scientific research indicates that Mr. Poniscillk could possibly be the reincarnation of the ancient Mesopotllmian god of math. This could explain how easily he pounds math into his students, and also the light shining behind him when he solves an equation. Luck· lIy, he helps the mortal La Salle students with any mistakes they made, even though the concept of error seems foreign to him. Don't be surprised If Mr. Ponisciak one day solves a problem and writes in the same weird writ· ing. If it's not some llncient form, it's some new math you'll need to know.

Ms. Martina Shu. tack Ms. Schustek loves the installation of the televisions into every clessroom. Now, instead of painting the front of test papers with her red pen during detention. she clin catch Oprah and her faVOrite soaps. Ms. Schustak has per' severed long enough without seeing the sends fall through the hour glass.

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Hanssen's blatant plagiarism). "I feel sorry for my daughters that the school isn't co-ed", he stated. When asked to reveal his true height, all he would say is 'Tm taller than Mr. Parisi."

warded as he took over the duties of Social

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Studies Department chairman this year "Yeah, but gimme more." ... Mr. Grace also continued his tradition of promptly marking tests, and speedily returning them, so his stu' dents know right where they stand ... "Okay, expand on that." ...

Brother Tim plays one of the most versatile roles at La salle. When the summer is over he comes back from the Brother's Residence in Ocean City, having the best tan on the fac· ulty. He plays a new role in the network by taking the job of Senior Class Moderator. When not teaching his Sophomore and Junior classes history, Western Civilization or American History, he moderates the Men of LaSalle In' tramurals and helps coach the baseball team.

Mr. Joseph A. Parisi This past year, Mr. Joseph Parisi's anchor

position changed from overseeing disipline and attendance. This veteran. in his tenth year teaching History and Psychology at La Salle, moved within the NEW NETWORK to the leading role of Athletic Director. Wonder if the baseball team will get new mantras ... or new uniforms?

Mr. Martin Jackson When you think of Mr. Martin Jackson. what comes to mind? A wise man. George Jetson, a great basketball coach. a great guy? Most of these things are true except for the fact that Mr. Jackson has stopped coaching bas· ketball. Energetic in and out of the classroom. Mr. Jackson knows when to have fun and when to get down to business.

Mr. Thomas Turner Known to many students as "T". Mr. Turn· er provides a part of the positive attitude at La Salle which he enjoys so much himself. The students are the best part of La Salle, he says, and there are no drawbacks (besides Mr.

M.r. Joseph J. Colistra Feared and at the same time respected, Mr. Colistra is an important member of the social studies department. Students sit in awe in his history and economics classes as his com· manding presence tries to instill knowledge upon them. Generous uses of physical threats. well maybe just a few, and the word "Nah!". drive students to realize their potential.

Mr. Gerald Miller. Jr. In all of his classes, Mr. Miller expects a great deal. By encouraging discussion in class, his students learn to interact with one another and to discover their own answers to prob· lems and issues of the day. They develop their reasoning while acquiring the knowledge and appreciation of history. Mr. Miller's interac· tion with his students and with the faculty make the "New Network" at LaSalle the best it can be.

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anything from Opie to Richie Cunningham.

Undeterred, he tries to discover new ways to get at ICllst half of his students to pay attention. His patience allows him to squeeze the vast world of Biology into the stoneage brllin

of the disinterested laSalle student. Mr. Robert J. Russell If we were 10 mention to Mr. Russell the word "network," he would automatically think of II: computer network. He lives and breathes computers. Along with leaching many com' puter classes. he finds time to explain 10 his physics stu~nts that physics Is NOT fun: it's a lot of work! Now, skiing - that's FUN!

Mrs. Linda Canobbio Most would agree that Biology class would not be Mrs. Canobbio's class without those all too familiar signs which adorn her ch~ss' room. like her "infamous" overhead. Mrs. Canobblo makes great use of the TVs and VCRs at LaSalle to show her students the in' ner workings of the humM body and how this enUre network works together. This helps her students gain a greater understanding of the body: unfortunately. it also helps them lose their lunch.

Mrs. Juna K. Maher Who is that constantly moving and talking presence in the front of your chemistry class? Why it's Mrs Maher, the discoverer of radioactive elements 109-153. It's her Eveready' like radioactivity that keeps her talking and demonstrating and talking and demonstrating and.

Mrs, Dorothy A. Ponisdak When you think of Mrs. Ponisclak. you would automatically think of a chemistry text· book. She is a walking, talking periodic table. With her comparisons of electrons to money, and girlfriends to Double Replacement Reac· tlons, one can't help but grasp the concepts of electron excitement and Redox. To put it

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Mr. Terry Gillespie returns with his killer tests for his third year at LaSalle. He leaches Physical Science. Biology and Physics. Mr. Gillespie also helps coach the freshmen foot· ball team. When he isn't teaching or coaching he can often be found lifting weights in LaSalle's weight room. The word around the school is that he has been working late in the labs to develop new steroids that will make him bigger than Arnold Schwarzenaeger.

Mr. Peter Sigmund Many seniors can't walt to leave this school. However, Mr. Sigmund had so much school spirit that he returned this year in his new role as teacher. He teaches computer literacy and coaches the rowing team. He can be said to be the first person in La Salle history to spend half his time in the computer room and the other half on the river.

Mr. Robert Reinhardt Mr. Reinhardt is one of the most·lIked fac· ulty members because he can relete to his students. This year he Is teaching physical science to an anxious group of freshmen. Oth· er than having to put up with broken lab equipment and the freshmen. Mr. Reinherdt has a new task for the new network. This year he is teaching chemistry to juniors. When Mr. Reinhardt is not in the classroom. you will usually find hIm at the boathouse along the river. He is head coach of laSalle's crew team. Over the summer. Mr. Reinhardt went to Spain as a coach for the Junior National Team. Mr. Reinhardt helps fine-tune the new network.

Ms. lorraine Rimert Stroll through the third floor halls during the middle of the day and you will likely hear the phrase "Physics is Fun" emanating from room 309. Within that room you can see Ms. Rimert instructing her physics and electronics classes. Her intensity and enthusiasm add a lot to her classes. Just don't get run over by the A.V. cart.

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r. Gabriel Blanco "Senor" Blanco, hypnotherapist and language: teacher, keeps his

cheating rate on tests to 8 schoolwide low with his threats of mind reading and "out of body ellperiences.'" As moderator of the stu' dent council. he helps us make a few dollars at the first school mixer scalping tickets to freshmen.

Mr. Victor Gavin You've probably seen this Irishman pull up

laugh at ourselves by the mistakes we make, Frere occasionally has to laugh at himself while we're groaning at one of his bad French jokes. Mr, George Hohenleitner In a school "blessed with extraordinary tal· ent in experienced educators," Mr. Hohenleit· ner exemplifies the morals and dedication of a good Christian teacher. Arter school, Mr. Hohenleitner can orten be found playing (and beating) Mr. Russell in tennis.

in his red sports car accented by a "Go Navy!" sticker. Mr. Gavin'S future aspirations include s~king out the perfect Uruguayan mujer. buying a vessel ("The U.S.S. VIC"), and sail lng the routes of famous seafllrers.

Mr. William Geiger Don't let the fact thai Lalin is a "dead" language fool you into playing dead in your

Latin class. laSalle's -I'r/lnked faculty ten· nis player, Mr. Geiger, will get you involved in the class when you least expect it, whether by exciting his never-tolally'serious person' ality or telling another one of his nOI'so-goOO jokes. Brother James Steck F.S.C. When he's nol moderllllng the Crew or lead· ing students on one of the foreign trips, Frere Jacques can be found tellching French to his stupefied students who don't understand a French word he's saying. While making us

Mrs. Linda Donahue As any of her students will tell you, Mrs. Donahue's Spanish and French classes are anything but boring in her lIltempt to make foreign languages seem relalive. Memorizing words and phrases is not enough; Mrs. Don· ahue insists that her students be able 10 com' municate effectively. Brother Robert Romano F.S.C. Brother Robert, an outstanding Spanish teacher, makes laSalle students lucky to have him. Brother's sophomores beg that he teach them, "las malas palabras." quite frequently. In his job liS Sophomore Class Moderator. his role in the new network will help the sopho' mores from station to station. Mrs. Nancy Zoeltsch After sh"king off the mandatory weeks of duelessness, you will begin to realize that, in Mrs Zoeltsch's class, you will not only learn spanish, but you learn the culture as well. After hearing the speaking process of her pol' yglot, we're sure that anything that the stu' dents pick up in class is locked in. Mrs. Zoeltsch provides plenty of material for absorbtion. Mr. David M.anion Mr. Manion, our beloved, even·tempered language teacher, can often be found patrolling the rooms of the third floor, occasionally scratching his beard and putting his hend on top of his head while reciting endless phrases In a different language. He knows his language very well, sometimes too well, so watch out! 810100 Bob ROI1'Ier1O, teacher of Spanish, dIKUnl!'S His· plink: phonetks wilh II sludenl.

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r. Alfred Puntel Mr. Puntel is the favorite teacher

of any junior or senior who has ex'

perienced his special courses in "Puntality," Through his work in class and with the esc, he does as much as anyone to serve the LaSalle community. We here are therefore sad

to report that a Yearbook Investigation has turned up an ugly skeleton in his closet. Everyday Mr. Puntel rides up Cheltenham Ave., gets off that bike. and stuffs it into a huge, fum~spewing Et Camino, which he then drives

home. Brother Kenneth Cook, F.S.C. The man, the myth, the legend. Brother Kenneth Cook graces LaSalle High School with his presence for a sixth year. A man of many talents, he was once Sean Connery's stunt double. Brother Ken was once employed in her Majesty's secret service, During his long career as ill secret agent. he has foiled many a terrorist plot. We civilians will perhaps never know how much we owe to this man for pro' tecting world peace and saving Western Civ, ilization.

Mr. Patrick Devine If you have ever seen the short. Irish Man pacing through our halls, then you know Mr. Devine. Mr, Devine is the junior guidance counselor and teaches in the religion depart· ment. Outside of academics he also coaches the crosS'country and track programs throughout the school year. Mr. Devine's care for his students and athletes makes him an essential part of the LaSalle faculty. Brother Michael Andrejko, F.S.C. If Brother Mike had it his way. he would play golf twenty·four hours a day. Who needs sleep? But alas, duty calls, so Brother be· grudgingly takes to the classroom. He can be found expounding on the five stages of death or helping students get those treacherous 1040 forms in to Uncle Sam on time. Outside of class Brother can be found minding shop in the Campus Store. Brother Joseph Myers. F.S.C. At a tender age, Brother Joe was faced with

the decision of whether to become a Christian Brother or to continue being the number one rated landscaper in Better Homes and Gar· dens. While religion's call was stronger, Broth· er Joe can still be seen walking around with a tree on each shoulder. With the melodic sounds of Pink Floyd floating through the air. Brother teaches his world'renowned Techni' cal Drawing class. Why "Tech"'nical? - be· cause, "well, you go to Georgia Tech, not Georgia Mech." Mrs. Muriel F. Mehr While teaching religion to her students. Mrs. Muriel Mehr emphasizes the importance of our families and friends. Possessing that "motherly instinct," Mrs. Mehr tries to guide her students in the right Christian direction. She helps her students relate their problems to those of other people by telling her various stories. Even though she has taught LaSalle students for over 20 years, she still manages to teach in a gentle, patient manner.

Mr. Geoffrey Nicoletti Everybody thinks he knows everything about Mr. Nicoletti. He's very open with his religion students about his personal life. His stories enhance his classes and give LaSalle men a first'hand experience of a Christian life· style. Along with his pleasant disposition, there is a passion within him for education. He's always ready to open the gate to the Kingdom of God for us. Brother Mark Brown. F.S.C. Brother Mark is one of the many new faces at LaSalle. He is a Baltimore native and a grad· uate of Towson State University. He is cur' rently working towards a Masters degree in western civilization and theology. He also teaches these subjects part·time here at LaSalle. Mr. Francis Johnson Mr. Johnson's religion f., English classes are not your average classes. His stories and dis· cussions are extremely humorous, yet true, and they relate to the lesson at hand. His in' tellectual ability propels the Wisterian to regions formerly unknown.

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he underclassmen determine the future, at least for the immediate LaSalle "family," beCi!luse they will study, com-

pete, and achieve for at least one more year. The: freshmen, sophomores, and juniors have:

an opportunity to change laSalle, more so than the seniors, because their abilities, for the most part, are untapped. While the seniors often serve as the heads of clubs and captains of athletic teams, the ideas and energies of the underclassmen gradulIlly surface and take dlrl!Ction. The school is measured by its se:n路 iors (the "starters"), for the most part, but the depth (the underclllssmen) of the "team"

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Supposedly "tentlltive" and "green:' the freshmen represent the future of LaSalle. The sophomores, often referred to as the loud ones:' exemplify the period of transition that takes place. The juniors are sort of nebulous.

Underclass

not really thinking of their high school careers seriouSly, but looking more towards their fu路 ture In college. The question often asked is; "Is lhere any apparent difference in the underclassmenT Other than their physical size, there is II slight sense of superiority in the oldest of the Iowerclllssmen, the juniors par路 ticularly. A junior. for example, rarely moves out of the way of someone in the hallway. The sophs know - or think they know how to cut corners in every class and how to scam every chick at a mixer. Freshmen may be a little nervous on the first day of school, but after a few weeks, LaSalle becomes "home" (even though they never really do stop looking over their shoulders!). Somehow, each class takes on its own identity but even' tually blends with the others to form the net路 work which determines future programming. by Eric Voss

lO,1chllel Ferrllre prelends 10 Pllylng allentlon,

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J.P. Fenninghllm reacts to sound of Andrew Fo,bes' lOOlh brellking on II ple<::e of 路'frldlly路PlzZll' crust. Does I

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Freshmen

o some it Is the equivalent of having

your spleen removed with a cuestick. To others, the experience is most rem'

iniscent of a Roman crucifixion. But, any way you "cur" it (bad pun. I know), this "slice"

(another ugly one) of high school life is best known lIS being a ... freshman. Humorous to upperclossmen, but painful

for themselves they are incessantly bumped, pushed, bruised. insulted. and in other ways ridiculed by the rest of the student body. Why are they the recipients of this nasty behavior? Let me count the ways:

Jeffrey W. Ackler

Eric P. Adelabefger ~lthew L. "'shtOl'l Anthony P. Aurlemrm ~rc G. Bailey i\Jberl P. Belcer

Brian M. 6{lnlewlcl Kevin F. Barger Thorntls J. BIlrl'les Clrego<y B. Barty Bf~n J. BIlnlclt

Qerald M. Bergen

Raphael A. Bocchino David Q. 80elkcr S, Brar'ldan Ch"les J. Brandt

BreMen H. 8fclt lienry J. Brusce

Phlhp W. Bur Mkhitel R. Burak Mark C. Buraklewka DeniItI P Burke

Scott A. Burkhart Stephen M ewamenico

DanIel J. Cardl Joaeph P Carl Thomas L c..rr I'iknoLls D. Ct)IlS Jametl Ci CevaUor; Franc:is J. Cillefry

Frnhmen

I) Sexually repressed upperclassmen need an outlet for their aggressions 2) Freshman are such easy targets, 3} The Laws of physics: urger objects lend 10 obliterate smaller obje<:ts. 4) Upperclassmen's genuine hate for Buster Brown clothing. 5) Its just so much darn fun! Well. there are the ground rules, so get out and go abuse your friendly melal路mouthed neighborhood frosh, Hurry up, Time's o'wast路 ing - "Chop! Chop!" (no comment) by Gabe Bevilacqua

AI Salvador, the only fresh' man with a clue.

"I may shake your hand

twenty times, but 1wHl never know your name. " Kyle

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RobeI't C. Cll\lllll Hllrry C. Clulno, 111 Ch,,- D. Cillylon ""lchael J. Clellry Drew G Coffey Ian "". Coffey

Joseph J. Colima Brian T. Collins John D. Collins Joseph J Connelly Nell J Conway Domlnlc P. Corrlglln

""lch"1 A Courtney ""1chllel L Crlstaldl Jeffrey R. Cunnlngtu.m Chris P. CybubkJ Roman 0 Danyliw Johtl A. Dawk1rls

""lchad J DeCastro John T 00rnM Adam N, Donahue

John "" Dooiey Michael J Dooley Delian R. Due.

Walter Duc:lino.... Jr. Sean Duffy John I. Oyer Peter A. EIRnhower ""Ic~ Jl:. Eisenstein Samuel S, EJberdbsl

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Joe,eph R Flliasco Merc H Fllico Bnlln C. Fllnnlng Slephen C. Fllnning E. J.red Fllntoni Ctm, F FlIlh

I"\Ichllel W Fedyl'lll ~p

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ShIown 0 FiMey Kerin W. AIImm TImothy M. FllIniglln RYlIn P Foley

AdlIm C Fosler TlmoIhy M. Foster MllfCU' Freemlln Stephen D. Fry David H. Fuller Kyle M OlI11llgher

Chri'lopOe:r R CIIfges Jllson M OlIul John J. GiaflSllllli

G. Gibion MlChlIel J. Girllrd Slephen J. Gisondi T~,

00ugIaa P o.ulioloo Jllred X GoodWin Thome. M Oovgh Doug... R. Gugger Km~h G, Hager, " Clun," A Halpin. IV

The Mysterious Comptroller t e recent press conference, Brother Rene Sierner was asked: Who is the "Comptroller" and what does he do? Brother at first looked nervous and frightened, but immediately he just shrugged his shoulders and denied the existence of such an entity. But I, the Geraldo Rivera of laSalle, in more ways than one, must revelll the truth, The public shllll know! Every morning, mild-mannered lawrence Mangan dons hiS "Ihree-piece-but-more-than' three-uses" suit as he prepares to become the superhero known to the world as "The ComptroHer." Enemies GASP at the force of his red power tie. Ruffians HIDE their eyes from the guilt-seeking peepers of the Comptroller - or maybe It's from the fresh coat of shoe polish on his Florsheim wing路tips. Gas station atten路

Freshmen

dants GROAN as he utilizes his famous "suckerpunch" because they gave him Virginia Slims instead of Camel Non-Filters - an honest mistake. It has been rumored Ihat the Comptroller has influenced world events. Who REALLY shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Who shot J.R.? If a tree falls on a florist. and no one is Ihere to see it, does he mllke a sound? These questions and others lire 1111 somehow linked to the Comptroller, yet that file was shredded, burnt, and lllminated in tin. Around the same lime, students noticed that one of Mr. Mangan's fillings WllS missing. The Complroller has been considering usurping the presidency of LaSalle College High School. His two enemies happen to be those who run the school. You've heard of the

Penguin. Well now there's Captain Kangal Joined with him is a man who truly runs school and is just as enigmatic as the Cal troller_The public only refers to this edi' of power as, . , "Wild Bim" Together, fOf m years, Ihe two have been thwarting the COl troller's plots_ After two years of extensive research 1 unadulterated wire-tapping, only the pre< ing information could be found. Yet, wi many assumptions Clln be made, only 1 conclusions can be reached: I think thllt Comptroller controls much of the affairs LaSalle (ruling with an iron fist), end I th that Madonna's just trying to shock us. by Joe Zale"llo Joe lalew.kl dlKune nllnellli mlltter, Wllh Comptroller_

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C. Harp. Jr. Ryan C. Harrington

Christopher M. Heely John P. HevrM:r Ryan P Hicke Marc A. HoIbrn

John F Horil'n ...hn M Huynh Robert H Iv-ey. III to;",nneth J. hmes Carl V JalV'll!lll ~ E.Juliano

~niel J Kaminski Richard .... Karwackl Robert J. Kelly ...ndr"'.... T. Kerekovlc David M. Kern. TImothy D. Kilbride

Michael J Kilroy Henry to;im

&.1'1 P Klrkpeuick Ch.lstlan G. to;och Michael R to;oons PhIlip R Kret.Khmal'l

lane", D. lapworth Gerald A. Lnsard. Jr Stephen P Lewk to;enneth R Uberatore Eric VI Liebllg Christopher S. t.opel

Th", Comptroller P''''Hflt. the pow",' of his po...."" tie.

Cafeteria Sign

network that wants to be successful

must maintain

first rate system of

commUnicatIon. Thanks to modern

technology, the laSalle network has acquired

the perfect device for this purpose: the Tel-

ePrompter. This J' x I' computerized light scr~n flashes continuous messages throughout the day to energetic students on their lunch breaks.

These messages remind students of important events. "End of third quarter this Thurs-

day," it might say. two weeks lifter the end of the third quarter. "congrads to all sports

to attend the Football game last Saturday. Evidently, whoever is in charge of programming this sign, one: of the: me:mbe:rs of student council, nee:ds to get a copy of TODAV's daily bulletin, It might help him stay on top of cur路 rent events. Of course:, the sign isn't comple:te:ly worth路 less. It's really faulty programming, which doesn路t happen all the: time, that destroys this great device. After a while the students stop paying attention to it anyway. And it looks so high tech hanging there on the cafeteria wall. by Josef Cieplinski

teams." (isn't it 'congrats'?) after II successful w~kend in sports. It might also encourage us

"'me. F _ loruuo Michael I LOlller Chrl.topher J. Lynch TImOthy P lyons Brilln E. MlIck

Peter V. Madden

Thomas V, Mlldden Mlchllel W March

Eugene J. Markl ..... Stephen G. Markmann Heide. D, M.. rq~ David L. Merslllnd

Tl'tomlll P Mason BreIt F. McAf"IIIlIy Kevin T McCaffrey Kevin J McCulCheon Klf\lin T McGarvey Brien

C. McGeehen

Timothy R. McHale

Jamn M. McHugh, Jr. Micheef F McHugh

n.om.s C.

McHugh

MICMel C McKeown John 0 McLAughlin

/lVrk J. McMllnus MlInhew H, Mclo\onlgle MIChael P /o\cNemee l)lnoel L McNichol Daniel P. Mcliichol Seen P McWilliams

The undercless bend, led here by Chrl, Peul. un reelly blow their horn,.

Yet eoother Joe RltIlIldl creelion.

o.nlel B "tee

0.00 Melt Mlcl\ltel J. Mes5llros Tl10frnJs A, Messina Jot,eph C. Mlehle Edwald F Millet

Genelt A MIIl~ Roman M. MI.ak

Andrew M. MotIl Matthew A. Molloy OenleJ E. Molony

Michael P. Monaghan

Thomas W. Mooney. Jr. Se~tn

M. Mulliglln

Arthur W Murphy Dennis J Mu,phy ~'f W Murphy Paulck D. Murlfly

~ffrey

Newdeck K. 0'811e:n Mlcl\llel C O'Brien Patric:'k A 0'(011001 Dan~

MIC"-l R. O'Neill Frank ( Pelopoli. J,.

Ben,.mtn Payne MM:t\atl T. PetlUso Lau,e:oce S. Pettit. Jr And'ew J Pigeon Jose:ph A. POO"'KCIl Christ<JPt- J Poulos

F~Shrne:n

James A Poulos Bnlln R Puce RonlIld J Puggi frllnk J. Pugli$l Pilul J. QUinn TImothy P. Riliter

JoMph C. Rekowski John P. Recti

Frank L Rio Robert 1'\. Ripp. Jr Aidlln T Robin-. MilUIlew T. Rostl

Reymond A. Rubeo. Jr Nilthen D. Ryen Seen D. RYlln TImothy 0 RYlln Joseph A. Sattilielli Dommie M. Salvilto

.kImes T Sareclno Robert f Saulter .Jason M s.yers Peter J. Scllrola. David L Schiffer David J. SchaHeur

John Schllhr'lg Michael T. SchlosSlll:f Bryan J Schmelt.ch &twilrd M. Schmidt Shltwn T Schnelder D.iwel A. Schulet

Myths About The Brothers s we huddled close to the T.V., the theme music began drifting through. Soon. the ~rie lettering appeared up' on the screen. Then came the moment we were all waiting for: the unmistakable voice of Rod Serling reached our ears: "You are about to enter a world where administrators turn Into actors, bibliophiles into pugilists. and helpers into hit·men. A world in which the myths about the Christian Brothers are created_ Vou are about to enter .. _ The Brother Zone. (Dee-de1:Ie-de Dee-de-de-de Dee-de-de-de Dee-

"In this world. many things become clear. The deliberate, slow-paced voice of Brother Rene is dropped In favor of his real voice. You then understand that the voice serves as part of the facade that hides Brother Rene's true identity as ... Mr. Belvedere. "Further along. you come face-ta-face with Brother James Dries. Once again, you rei!llize

Freshmen

that a persona has been assumed in school. but that this persona is false. I~, you sland face-ta-face not with the conservative, black' clad Brother Ji!lmes, but with a man wearing orange spi!lndex biker shorts and a T·Shirt that says "Kiss My Blarney Stone". "You descend the stairs, hoping for a break from this madness (and III Coke from the bot· tomless refrigeri!ltor). Suddenly, you hear sev' eral audible grunts, and the unmistakable gui· tar from 'Eye of the Tiger". Vou rush to the other room and see none other than ... Broth· er Joe Keough. Yes, the quiet, diminutive Brother has shed his bookish appearance, and now stands in blue and gold trunks. taking out his anger on a punching bag. Brother reveals to you that he is a feared regular in downtown gyms, where his 2)4·2 record and his lightning'quick jabs have earned him the name "Predator"! "Even Brother Mike holds a secret identity. The accounting teacher smiles in his office,

while he counts the profits he makes the campus store as the front for lin national money laundering scheme'" tRod left for a commercial, and I wa wondering if any Brother was a true Brc Certainly Brother Tom Dunn was not. him on Channel Ten playing the Equali even saw Brother Tim wearing blue and on ESPN - a Penn State fan! Rod came back from his commercial, a fOfmed me that Brother Linus actually c~ type, Brother Joe only does ground we he can look for his buried Pink Floyd t and Brother Tom Chadwick stole elanc. sold him to hungry Buddhists!. "So as you leave this world", Rod cor ed, "remember thal these men are not they seem. They project themselves in I in disguise. and in cognito. And all Is r it seems in ... The Brother Zone." by Dave Ra

Slefhm W. Schull ~nIel R Sforla Steven M. SMheen ~1OI'l8. ~ d

JonaIMn H. Shevlin William J. Siddbll

Ryan T. Slb:obkl C, Sean~t~k Ronald J. Smolenski ChriSlO\)her 1'1 Snyder Steven M. Sobotka Andrew J. Stanek

AndU!w M Stewart Jeffrey Stewart

DlIvid C. Stimmler Mark .J. Stanis Edward G. Slromberg Scott A. Stn.mk

John J. Sullivan AndTew O. Sutton Brendan M. Synnamon Kareem A. Tannous John P. Talu Robert Teret<

Mkhael J. Tobia John J Toto. Jr ~rnes P T1eac:y Thoma. Tl\lttt Christopher Trumbore Benjamin R. Ventresca

Btlan L VIda GBblieI P. Vina

Clalg S. Vondercrone Patrick J Walsh Joseph K Wetl Chri,. S. WlnkelspKht

Christopher Wlnten Michael (j Wolverton Jonathan L Yenc;ha Shawn E. Zanger Gregory P. ÂŤ-bill. Joseph A. lKcardl

Zachal)' H loeltsch

Hating Sophomores

hile using my remote to scan the

channels. I selected

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Shows surely they're fools.

station Inll!

was playing a very familiar tune "Great," I thought, 'Til just sit back. start scarfin' down some Doritos, and watch my all time: ftlvorite show!" But to my surprise, this

They do down to the Pit each day To stand around the hack And kicking while Ihey smoke a cig' They look like stupid smacks.

show dealt with outcasts, nol castaways. I had just turned on that wacky new show, "Hating Sophomores". The theme song went ill little something like this (sing to the tune of Gilligan's Island"): Just sit right back

And you'll hear a tale A tale of those tenth grade dudes. They think they own all of laSalle, They've got huge attitudes.

They hand around They beg for rides Their antics make us mad. They've gol no cars. No girlfriends, 100. Their taste in clothes Is tres weak They're such great boors, that At laSalle .....e're guilty of Hating Sophomores.

They give lip to the faculty,

Heard all around the school And cracking wise to seniors

by Dave Rafferty

.Jowph AOemuccl MIChael P A~n PIlul A Amlc<lne Brilln J Andtu$ko

TImothy D. Beer Chrlstophef E. &11100

Mlltthew J. &VUIoO William T. Bell Gnbrlel L. &!vlllll:qUll

Steven R Blasi Alber! J. Boehmler Peter Bojsu

Fabian N Borwlll'w K~짜1I'l Btadlen Chtll Q, Brady James M.. &ightefl YIOCffII R Btlgldl o.nIel D. Bentley

Rogel'T Bums Roboert C. Bulblrd .lemes S, BuICMr Brendon M Cempbell Brian J Carmody

Thomal J. C.rroll

Da... ld A Ce....IIOl John R. Chambers Chrll J. CI..ullo Chrll J CIa.... relll Rol::>efl T Clement! Edward W Collef

Tim Semen sWdlu hllld. Fruhf'nfln Juon ~ul, wish log hoe was a sophomore.

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frank J. Colucci Michael A. Connell Wlltlam E. Conroy Christian B. Cooper David F. Creamer Michael P Creedon

Kyle R. CT05S Jamu A. Crouthamel Ciregory P Cunningham Jeffrey A, Cywinski Jonalhan M. Dager JOshua M Daymonl

Anlhony B. DeAmlcl, Alfred H. DeVincent Jamu F. Dezzl Pout D. DIlll Anthony J DiFeo Thomas F D1~tl

Paul Ci DiNello Chrlal"9her A. DiVito Paul J. Dolan Stephen P Dunchesl<.ie

Robert S. OulUk Tln'lOltly J. Erb

John F. Erlksm Jude: M. Farrell Jeffrey C, Fegley Fr.oo. M Felice Brian T Fisher ~sJ

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Timothy M. fluehr Terrenc~ E. FO$ter Domenk R. Fulginiti Thoma5 J. Fullerton Michael f, Oall.ogher Timothy M Gannon

MlcI\Kl S. GaJPero Telly Gioumi5 Kevin J, Gordon James A. Gormlln Blendan R Oray Thomu l. Grebil

Frank J GrO$5O Philip E. Guidi Kart J. Hu. TImothy R. Hagan Jon 0, Hanger .Jonathan L Hanson

Willl.am J. Harlmlln Jaffrey Hasan .JoHph A. Ha)'e5 Robert B. HenOrkk Chri. E. Holwkk ~G.HoopeI

WlIIlItm M Hotalon

Steven R, Idhaw Raymond T. Jackton Joseph p, Jacobi Michael S, Jacobsen 80lyl A. Jarymov)'ch

Driver's Education ach year, LaSalle offers those stu· dents who have yet to obtain a driver's license an opportunity to learn about the wonderful world of driving. Thanks to AAA, students can take a teenage driver's course. All that is required is a total of thirty classroom hours and six hours behind the wheel. So what motivates these iIIspiring young drivers? Could it be the valullble knowledge necessary to survive on the open highway? Yeah, right' How about the 1O':t reduction of driver's insurance? That's more like it, So what is this course like, anyway? Here is a typical classroom session. First, you view

a twenty·minute film on a critical aspect of driving. You have the opportunity to view such classics as "Why You SHOULD Stop lit a Red Light" and "Why NOT to Drive on the Left· Side of the Road." Then you take II twenty· five question. multiple-choice quiz. This is to determine how much road·sense you have or how much you actually pay attention in c111SS. A sample question: How fast should you go on a 35 m.p.h. road? A) 10 m,p.h. B) 35 m,p,h. C) as fast as you please (as long liS you don't see Sheriff Buford T. Justice). Next the instructor covers a chillpter in the driver's man· ual prOVided for the course. It's everything

you always wanted to know about driving, bl didn't really care about. You lellrn things Ii~ why not to drive on ice and why not to ph~ chicken with someone who drives a MAC truck. All in all, irs a good course to take. Yo lei'rn many beneficial lessons about life on th highway. Maybe you're wondering why I didn write llbout the six hours of driving lesson: All I can say is that learning to drive in Dodge Omni is an "dventure in itself. BesIde: do you really expect me to give aWillY all th surprises? by Daniel Windfek1f!

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H Jor.es

James L. Keidel Jeffrey D. Kemm Kenneth M. Kerr Peter J. Klchula Philip J Klernen

Paul R, KleKhock Kevin P Kline Thomes Knecht WIlY~ It Kobylinski Ste~ C. Kumpf Ryan D. l.analwln

JoshUll W. l.llne Eric T. l.aptnskl

Dllniel D. Larkin Brllln T. LlISky Joseph Ulsorsa Kevin R. Llltchford

Allen B Lee GIIry J Lelli Chris E. Lleblag Slephen 1'l. Loct\<eIlO

Breu M Lofgren Todd C. L.ofgren

Barry C. Lopoten Vlf\Cenl M Lorusso John 0 Lotller MIItthew J. Lyon Sh,lwn to\. Lyons Illn T, MacKintosh

... lind the other c" hIt mine so hard that my face bec,lme fl~ed

In this positIon.

Top Ten Sophomore List

name synonomous with "suspect" here at LaSlllle, 8 sophomore seems

to be the first one targeted for any

6. "Mixer·Master" - There's no doubt that sophomores keep the student council in business.

violation or desecration at school. So, in honor

of (and with !Ipologies to) a particulllT "late nighC' network show, we have included a list

of the ten most popular categories in which

5. ··Wiseguy"' - will usually end with an' other three·letter suffix. but I won't get into thai.

sophomores are placed: 10. "Wise foo'" - lin oldie, bUI still a goodie.

4.• Men of LaSalle" proud.

The few ... The

Most frequently used by faculty members

who want to sound superior. 9. "Stale freshman" - Yes it's sophomore year when most, but not all, typical fresh-

man attitudes start to rot away. B. "Junior Junior" -

3, "Wanna·be" - wanna be driver. wanna be bigger. wanna be lover. wanna be varsity. wanna be employed. 2. ··Bursts with hormones" - ancient Indian title, self explanatory.

10th grade is also the

period when students enter the ''I'm al·

most done!" stage.

1. . Permit Hermit .. car

7. "Tin-grin'hlls-been" -

The braces come

off, or life just doesn't continue.

Todd t<.. Medbon P,Iul N, Meoldll Frink X. Markey John E. M.rkowWd Robert D. ~succl Brian C, Mat1hew5

Kevin 0, Mc.... lllster Robert J. McC.rry Kart T. McCool Mlcheel J. McCourt Richard J, McCr&Cken F Patrick McOoNId

Mlclulel J. McfltddeTI Michael P. McGovern J Boyd Mcilvaine, Jr John II. McKee Thom&. J McLAughlin Mlcheel E. McMonaQle

BOlIn 0 Meelwln

Jamu A Meehen S8urln M Mrhla Brilln J. MenUI ROtTIiIn T, "'liIlge Kyle S. Millet

Chutlopher Monahan Jarne:s T. Moock Joseph P Muldowney Martin J. Mulligllln Kevin J. Mullin Paul (j, Mullin

permit.

,license

. women. by Chris Paul

Paul Doloway Iook-ahke p'aclk:es fOt 'Walk This Way'.

NaIIlIY'alli,e(j Mike Scar celie "ngs rap

Thomas J Mulvey Scan M. Murphy William J. Mydlowec Sleven A, Nalilfl Thoma, P Northrop Brendan H. O'Hanlon

Brendan J O'Malley Brendll(l M, O'Neill Joseph M Oliver [)ele B. Oyefule Matthew F. Palombaro Andrew A, Paolone

Andrew K Parry John C, Paul Robel! S. Peffle Mike P Pelham Frllnk J. Pellegrino Malco J. Pe1fenl

Jotoeph A. Pe,,11o

F"nkie J Pelka Brilln 8. Pisklll Stephen M PonIscillk Daruel P Prltdll",d

00nII1d M. Quinn

Richard J, RavaKO Donie! A, Rendine

Om,lopI!ft A. ROllI James C. Rollei' Brllln P. Romano ~ter A. Raul

Albert H, A. Salvedor RM:herd J. Sands JeSOl"l M. Santini Lewrence M. Santucci Mlchee! J. Seell Mlcl'wttol J. Seefcellt

Chris L. Schill RoOtrt L. SctllT\olllbech

Robert W Schnepp Brilln L. Schorn Brian J. Scully TImothy S. Semen

Denlel E. Shillmus .-.ndrew M. ShoturlT\oll ""'-rk H Sigmund WUllam M. Slru David E. Sitts Brian F. Smith

Timothy J. Smith Menhew R. Stad!. Daniel StHiotowskJ Bn.n V Sutcliffe Brian 0 Sweeney ScOIt M. Srewcuk

Mlchoel W. Tentale

J.mes V. Tllte Michael B. TImlnikl Dentel V. Tro;eckl Robert J. Truht Brllln R. Tull

The New Wing he New Wing: LaSlllle's own vision of progress. A phrase synonymous with the future. The LaSe lie of tomorrow. But an issue which Is incessantly dodged by the administration, conveniently forgotten in each of the countless s~hes we hear at the beginning of each year. And apart from the cute little model they roll out at every school function, virtually no visible progress has been made. So, in an effort to keep our readers informed about its status, we have penetrated the school flies incognito and obtained a copy of the plans. We've briefly excerpted them below. I. The Brother Tom Dunn 3-d Overhead Projector Center: Finally, Brother Tom can graph for us in ),0; glasses available in book·

store. 2. The Expanded Instructional Materials Center: 2·f1oor, 2QCH) square-foot library com· plete with 150 individual, soundproof 'study cells which thus eliminate the need for Broth· er Joe Keough and allow him to pursue his true calling: coach of the basketball team. 3. Campus store South: department store style bookstore where students can purchase everything from official laSalle corn-on·thecob holders, to "Brother Rene and the Ad· ventures of the Administration" action fig' ures, to the Martin Stanczak line of bright lime lind fuscia suits. 4. LaChateau Dining Room: alternate dining hall for some of the more affluent students. Bill of fare includes such gourmet delights as

Coquilles St. Jacques along with traditio favorites such as "LaRibs:' 5. The Manhattan Projects Explosives L submitted by Mrs. Ponisciak, this will all her to make chemlab exciting. Along with s pie projects such as hand grenades, stude learn more complex skills through the c struction and detonation of their very own drogen bomb. Goggles and gloves encc aged, 6. Miscellaneous: at Mr. Miller's suggesti all the ceilings of the new wing will dKOfa with backdated m2lgazine covers, And to back on freshmen abuse, another pool will built, and yes, it will be on the fourth floc by Gabe eevilac(

Andfl!W J. TurMf ~s E. Vall!rnine John J. Vito 0, "ndrew Walhelm James J. Wal$Ol"l Matthew J Welu

DavidWen~

Robert J. Weychert Kevin P. Whalen Barry P Whelan Brendan J. Whelan Andre.... J Wickersham

Andre.... WIdUoCk Mich.llel J. Wimmer Michael J. Wilkowski

Gregory B Woods E. Christopher ZiIIuch.ll

A vision of an underclaumen's senlol" year.

lASe11e Palace CllSU'OO.

Days Off A

lllS811~ student lies sound asleep. "Bl.zzuzz路'; an annoying Illarm at 6:00 a.m. The student, dazed, does not re-

lllize that he has off from school today. Stumbling down the hall toward the bathroom he

begins to grumble about everything from II headache to II sore Achilles' tendon (he had been reading SOI'l"le Gr~k mythology the night befon!). The student's mother comments admiringlyon his ~r1y rising - which suddenly reminds !'um that he has the day ort. Amaz, ingly, the "body'aches" disappear, lind Dick

sets his mind to back to sl~p.

productive effort -

going

Dick wakes up around noon. He turns on a

familiar epi~ of "Hogan's Her~s" as he pours daY"Qld milk into his Captain Crunch Cereal. Dick contemplates life's vicissitudes for awhile until he regains mental conscious路 ness. It's now time for him to decide what to do during the day - or whafs left of it. Dick knows that he has a history paper due tomorrow. No problem - save that until evening. Surprisingly, Dick wants to do something "sociaL" Typically, LaSalle's never coincides with any other school's "day off" He can't do anything with his Mountie girlfriend or his L.c. friend, so Dick scans his laSalle Directory. Dick calls various students, most of whom

Michee! W Adamo... Ronald J. AltierI Michael L. Ashton

Richerd J. Au.tln Roben J. &11 Daniel E. BIlrbel/lce

Mlchllel D. &Vl,lSO

Mark A. Beaver Mlch/let A, Belgen Kurt J. BltUog Brldlty A. Blule &ellden J. Boland

Paul F Brady MIIUhe... T. Brescia

Celllld H Brlnkmarv'l Ralph A. Brower. III

Thoma, W Butcher Anlhony R C"..-ktJ

Edward M ulI.lley Joseph B. ClIpouoli o.noet J ClIputo

Nlc:holn Ceremenico TImothy 5 ClIfT J81Cll'1 5, Cartel

Peul D, ClInidy o...-Id J. ClIUIe JohnF. C ~ Darnel L Cevallos Edmund y, Chol

<ngoty Citro

aren't home (they had planned their day 0 He gets hold of John and asks him if he we like to do something. John responds, "L sure, but what can we do?" Dick says, "I ell care; like whatever you wanna do," Jl claims that some guys are male-bonding a game of Nerf football, and some are _ hanging llround Bells Mill. Dick and John cide that it would be too late to join the gal and that they wouldn't fit in at Bells Mill .. students go to the mall for about an hour t go home, watch "Divorce Court", "Opra both re-runs of "Cheers," have dinner. then. , , begin their homework. by Jeff Fec

Slvdents at work on a Dey Off.

~ltl E. C\.Irk llievln P Conlin Christopher P Convey ...lbert G. Cornog Michilel J. Cube Nicholas .... ClK'!:

Michael J. D''''rgenlo Ilievln S, Dager John M. Daley Ilievln J, Daly Douglas J. Demeter Thorn" C. DeRD5ll

Ronak G. Detal ChnllOfl'her DeSilvQ Nicholas F. OiAtet'110 ~Ihan

J. Dilenno

FrllOC1l M DIPaolo Paul W Dotaway

Bnan G. Donahue

TImOthy N. ClonIhue Michael J. Downey Ryan M Emery Michael W Eltore o Ryan Farragut

Gerald J. Fasy Jeffrey S Fecher Michael W. Fegley Robert L. Fellclan! John P. Fennlngham Cotin R. Ferrie

Junlors

Dav>d M Aamgltn Midwtel J. F1f,nigln Jeffrey 0 Flemlng

G. Andrew Foebe'! Jllmes J ford Adam F, Fox

Doug\lls

FiieI

Daniel A FriU OI'ew E. Frizlen Rlchllrd A. Fry Kevin M, FUm!l1

Bllmdlln J. Gllul

William G. GebI'Illrdt Anthony J. Gillesple Andrew P Gilllglln Rylln D. Gmty Ntc:hollls J. GIordano Robert B Gilldu

Joshull Glllvin 0, Glick

Ja~

Marc A GoIdbecher Joseph M. CiokIerer SeanM.Gr~

earl W Grill

Peter R, Groben Frederick J Hllgen Petti" J. Hela$ll Pllul W Hlllczenko Christopher J. Heldls Tun T Hannon

Testing Days ver hod four or more tests in one day? (We 1111 have,) Old you feel like you were being tllken advllntage of when this hllppened? Most likely you did, and if this kind of nightmarish day has happened to you duro ing the last cycle of a marking period, then school policy I:lgrees with you. According to the Faculty Handbook, a student ml:lY have no more than three tests on any given day in the last cycle of a quarter. Up to this point. our teachers have plotted not to let this in' formation out, and to push us past our limits. Why have they done this to us? I. Because they're teachers and they'll give tests when' ever they feel like it. 2. Because when they were our age, they had to walk five miles to school, five miles home for lunch, five miles

back to school after lunch, and five miles home after school. 3. Because their teachers could and did hit them when they did something wrong. but they can't do any of the sort to us (Attention: Mr. Ed McCabe). What will they do now? First, there will be a lot of convenient forgetfulness (Oh, it's the last week of the quarter? I didn't know that!). Then there will be those who believe in no limits at all and continue to willfully go against the policy. Finally, you'll find that you have a ridiculous number of 59-question quizzes, mini路tests, compositions, and other renamed tests, But It doesn't really matter what they call the tests or how many they give, since they're the ones who have 10 sit around and mark everything Ihe following weekend.

As found under Section 17, '"Testing P cy", in the Faculty Handbook, "Teacher! a particuhH department should give mil tests on only two specified days during last cycle of the marking period according the following plan: A and D days: Social Studies and Seiencl B and E days: Meth, Religion-, Computl General Studies C and F days: LangUi!lge and English - Can be adjusted since Religion meets 0 3 of the 6 days. So the next time you have 4 tests, sim dust off your yearbook, show your teach this article, and then pray you return to yc desk alive.

'We

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10 Inform you ItIllt rings tIllve not arrived PSYCHE

Bfllln R. Hanaon Gtierd J. HIllley Uem E. t1enon James 1'\. Higgtns !'\ellhew' P. Hiklebf8nd JIo\I;lthew J Hott

Gilbefl L HudlOll Chrlslopher 1'\. Huff 1'\kheel A. Hunter Roc;co J, lecullo

Aluander Jarymovych Rhy. W John

John A. Jugler JoIeph M. Junod Dtlvld M. Keiser Jeffrey C. Kemlnsl<l James A. Karp Geofge K. Kaufmr:rnn

Timothy 1'\. Keele Boyd A Kelly Mannew T KenefIC P Kensey

Doug"'.

KeVin 0, Kent Mid'lltl D. Kmln

i'\khael J Kotfer Joel 1'\ Kloc;k Kevin VI Kochanski Kil!fan E. KoroIolhln

KeYln '" Lehr VI~t Laurich. til

The legendary cillS' rrnlrks an Important tIn the junior year

Junior Class

,'I

t was the best of times, it was the worst of tllTles ..... Although Charles Dickens used these words to describe the French Revolution. they could aptly describe the topsy-turvy world of Junior Year. The lowly "frosh" looks to it as an escape from the basement of High School Society. The All-Knowing "wise fools" see Junior year as a funfilled time of socializing and enjoying high school for all its worth. Seniors look back on it as the last care-free year before the col路 lege application woes. Is eleventh grade all that it is cracked up to be? Gregory T Ulvln RicNlrd J, Lemanowicz John P Uoyd Doniel A., Loftus Slephane 5 Lopez Michael L Lovgren

JlImes N. Mllce-ronl. Jr. John J. Mlliloy Jllmes E. MlIloney Ronald w. Marlin Gregory F. Milson nmolhy J MlIKwell

Kierlln J McAuliffe Pllul Mcellffefly Francis J, MCCIIM Somuel 0 McCloy i'\oI'gIIn J. Mcelurl': Sean M McDermoIl

John J McDonald. Jr, Ryan W McElderry JlW,rk McGoldrick

Patrick T. McGowan

JohnJ.

McK~

Joseph P McKfN.1l':

WIlham J, Kevin M John C. TlITIOthy F. KeVin M

McKftlwn McMahon Mc1'\anus M.cManus McNIdlol ~ P Meet\an

You bet! Sure. classes are a little tougher, athletic competition is a little more intense, and our schedules a hUle more crammed. but is well worth the sweat! With our new路found maturity we anticipate the challenges that are Junior Yellr. Our social lives take on new meaning with the acquisi路 tion of a driver's license and the Junior Prom on the horizon. By Christmas we are sporting the class ring. We llre seen as the "seasoned veterans" of the school and join the Fraternlll Order of Upperclllssmen. Junior year brings as many burdens llS it

does freedoms. We take on the P$AT a~ this year. but this time it counts. Ther+ more emphasis on grades. lind everywt you go someone is mentioning "college." Mr. Devine's little "pep talk" brings sc students crashing back down to earth to f the stark reality of college's tough standa Still, most 11th graders not only meet daily challenges thrust upon them but t succeed notably. by T. J. Gille:

0enrIis P Reilly Chris G. Reutllnger Miclwtel A. Riccio ~A.

Rineldl

Andrew B. Robinson Stephen J.

......tthew G. Roelser Eric P Rothenheber Leonerd A. Sallnb &edIey J. Sandel.. Kelth R xandone W"ltIlllm L Sc:hlo$$er

William L Sellerl Hank Sharkey

Matthew J. Shevlin ......tthew P. Shlekb John P, SUIl Jeff P. SUva

JoneIh6n Stnger Wilham J. s..,yrm. Jr Chr.,topher C. Smith

Mlchlloet F Smith

John /'II Smyth James F. SUt<:k

Oevld A. Stagliano Peter J, Stre,blg WlUlam J Synrwwnon James 1'1 Teggart Wilham J. TaUl' Bryan J Tempest

Saved by the Bell

• • •

cops have not barricaded the parking lots! The alumni has not called for the heads of the administflHorS (w~II, not yet!) And the freshm~n actually respond without requiring a food pell~t. Yes, it is true. The ringing of th~ infamous bell will not longer be heard in the halls of LlISalle. Bells have been replaced by the al· ways redoubtllbl~ judgement of our faculty. Why hilS the crowding in the halls in between periods all but vllnished from th~ dlIily crush of sWitching classes? Because ev~ryone is waiting for their lat~ slips in the Attendance

students, I offer II few suggestions to the fac· ulty that would assist the student body in their race against time: I We understand that you think that we love hearing you speak, but most of us have II class to get to in only three short minutes. so please. , . cut it short. The world will not spin off its axis, mountains will not crumble and continents will not collide if you have to wait until the next day to finish your lesson. By the way, W~ aren't going to lose sleep over it.

Offic~

~'aJ(! Th~

A major fllIw in this perfect plan to en· courage students to be more responsible ex ists within each individual classroom and teacher. To remedy the dilemma facing most

Junlol'l

Please be understanding when a student arrives late for class. Maybe his last teach~r held the class up with critically· important material. Or maybe he WllS lis' tening to his teacher preach about some·

NOT!

thing TNlly important (such as the wing). Or maybe you are starting stopwatch a little too early? 3)

Although the clocks do read to micl conds, sending a student all the way d to the Attendance Office to get II Illte for being two seconds late just means he will miss five minutes of your enl ing lecture.

As a Student, I thank you for consideri~ hardships ~ncounter~d daily by your dents Although Mr. Stllnczak is very ni do not want to see him at 7:30 AM for d4 tion. by Pi!lul Morrl

Albert E. Tenl,lUl Matthew W. Tomlinson !'\ax Trlk MictMlel J T 1,l$Cllno James J. VIlCC8 Kevin P. Vllndefsila

o.niel V. VicllrlO John D. Volpe Kyle J. Wllldowskl Dllvld I. WeIr Breit M. West EIJ9l!OO! J. Whnaker

J1Ilthan M. Will John J Wilson Mark H. Wimmer Jeremy S Wmt"" Robert J. Wru$l'llewskl David J Yost

Joseph W. ZlIlewskl

Greg J. z",mb,y.:kl Brilln

E. Zlupko

The InflllTlOUs bell no longer

tolls for thee.

Jim Keid@lahoc;kedherwhen he aslol:ed tift out

La$IoIIe studel'1t5 upeflment

in,_

Alter breaking Into the schoofs C'OITlputef system. Paul HalClenko IIdjusts tea<:hers路 ullllles

Clubt end Actlvlties

Clubs

and Activities ~........... •

tudents at LaSalle are extremely priv-

ileged in that they can choose from several highly competitive sports

learns. However, for those of U5 who aren't athletic enough to row (right), there exist many other opportunities for success. Examples of the often-cliched ··welhound· ed individual" certainly can be seen at our school. The various dubs end activities spon· sored by this institution provide elements vital

to the LaSallian atmosphere. Community service answers our mission of helping others.

Public speaking develops communication skills that are essential in all areas of life. Ac· ademic clubs focusing on specific subjects may enlighten students as to what careers they would like to pursue. Dramatics puts

them in the spotlight and allows them to en· tertain a crowd (something an awful lot of gentlemen here seem to enjoy inside the class' room). Writing for the various publications can only serve to increase one's aptitude with the pen, And finally, one cannot discount the sodal values fostered by participation In these /:Ictivities. With /:Ill the choices illustrated in the fol' lowing pages, it's easy to see why just about everyone does something at lllSalle, And who cares if the Role-playing Club doesn't get quite the same respect as the Football team, The important thing is that students take advan· tage of all this school has to offer. So, if that's you in the corner, not using your initiative, I certainly hope not. Remember I'm one of you. gentlemen. by Tom West

CI",b$ end ActIvities

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Student Council Who's the Boss? []

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ome students think of Student Council

simply

liS

an activity for college appli'

cations_ Others look upon student coun-

cil member

liS pa~r

dolls that shake hllnds

and pose for pictures. And still more see stu' dent council members as janitors who sw~p the hllllwlIys efter millers. Unfortunately most

of these people have been elected to the coun路 ell. And, they're right. Besides the occasional free period for "Council Activities" as they are referred 10, student council members must be able to bal路 ance their schedule to fulfill their duties of milking posters, rellding the Daily Bulletin. and being "extremely polite" to all faculty and Ildminislration. In fact. over the summer, chosen members of Student Council must donate Il week of their vacation in order to attend leadership seminars, These seminars teach our elected officials invaluable skills and tech路 niques. The most popular seminar, entitled "Empty Words; instructs its listeners on how to write an election speech with wonderful, exciting and new ideas and then disregard them after the results of the voting. Seriously though, under the leadership of President Mitch Sava and his two Vice'Presl' dents Colin Gallagher and Craig Pensabene, the Student Council has accomplished a great deal. In November. LaSalle's first annual "Su' per路Mixer" brought a large amount of money for the new wing. Last year and this year. the student body. as a whole, gathered in the gym to support their teams with cheers lind the infamous wove during pep rallies orglinited by the Council. The money earned from the recycling program helped defer the costs of the proms and other student functions. With all of these new activities, laSalle saw a new Student Council, For the first year ever, the Student Council wos of the students, by the students, and for the students. by Poul G. Morrissey

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[] Student Council

[] []

Mr. Blanco. Mitch Sa.... a, an

ColIn Gallagher are thrille with the prospect of IIlteno Ing yet another open hou50

OOOOOOO[

Among olhel p ..~ ..lng

scl'llD issues. Colin Gel ~ comperu hi. minigolf scores with lnose of Milch 511\111 lind (;llIlg Pen$ll~.

Brother Rene, MItch SIl· VII, and Mr. DIehl wooder

which ~nk ....11I IIccepl thIs che<:k

fa 5o.t1e 1-k F(J(a -th/JfiAfiAd Md /-BS ~

Studenl Council

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Blue and Gold Hard Copy

Brand New Network" also took shape in the yearbook staff. In an effort to spread the work and r~ponsibihty. the: 1992 BLUE AND GOLD was headed by e<!ltor'in-chief Jim Modzelewski,

In the course of producing this year's Blue and Gold, the layout editors were able to give this episode of "A Brand New Network" a fresh new look that entices and interests the viewers.

who was responsible for directing the work

The script for the new network was produced by copy editors Andrew Lawrence and Joe Zalewski. They could always prOVide a strong headline or caption to complement the images being broadcast on the network, Of路 ten, they were called upon to censor, modify, or produce a story or report for the network. In hopes of achieving high ratings and receiving good reviews, the dedicated yearbook staff spent long hours and diligently worked at producing the book you are reading. The 1991路92 yearbook slaff thanks you for tuning into this episode of the Blue and Gold and hopes that you tune in again next year. by Andrew Lawrence

done behind the scenes of the network. If it is true that a picture is worth a thou'

sand words, then photography editor Brendan Gaul supplied the yearbook with about a hundred thousand words_ Brendan was able to provide the images of the people and events

for the network that made the 1991路92 school year distinctive. At a momenfs notice. he

made eny

photos clear and available

for broadcast.

Layout editors Chris Lopez, Snehal Patel, lind Tom Stem, AK.A. The Weasel, wefe in charge of makmg the words and picture fit and catch the eye of the network's viewers,

Tom S!em. Chili lopez. and Snehel Pelt'! plan 1M 81_ 'M """

Yurbook

Edltolin-chief Jim Madle' lewski states info the lens

Joe C~inski IIstel's for the typewr;fer"1 bell

Tom Stein leviews. JOb well

Sneh.l P.tel .....t<:hel In .....e .1 MI. Molush Iookl over his .... ork.

Wisterian Hard Copy

s you well know (and if you don't, you're really not tuned in), there are

many clubs and activities open for

you to jcin here at LaSalle. There are various sports teams. special interest clubs. clubs based on merit (such as NHS). and intramurals. Opinions vary on which of these activities Is the best to join. Different people will give you different answers, but few will actually know the truth. Regardless, one activity can· nects with all these others: LaSalle's student

newspllper, the Wisterian. Why? Because unlike other activities whose results are seen only by the students lind fae· ulty (Such as SADD. SAVE. NHS. etc.), the newspaper is regularly read by the Board of DIrectors. parents, various alumni. and the 5ch1XJl's Major Financial Contributors (and. of course, the Comptroller). It is mainly through the WIS that these groups receive news about student happenings and get to know the opin· ion of lhe student body, Providing a link with important administra· tive people is just one important reason why the paper Is the best activity at school. While expressing the general opinion of the student body as a whole, it allows individuals to give their opinIons on anything that happens here

at laSalle. If you have an idea or a view that you think others should hear, but are having a hard time getting your message across, the WfS could be just the opportunity that you are looking for, By putting your idea into print you are guaranteed that the faculty, the lid· ministration. and the other students will hear it. As the masthead of every issue of the Wis, lerian declares, "the purpose of the paper 15 to inform the LaSalle community of news, ac· tivities. and controversy. The views ex' pressed herein are the opinions of the student writers and do not ne<:essarily express official school position:' This declaimer frees (sort of!) the paper to criticize, and (in its hilarious cartoons) to ridicule the administration and faculty - and ourselves as a student body. If it seems like I 11m trying to convince you to join the Wisterian, it is because I am. This leads to the most important reason why the WfS is the most important activity at LaSalle: the fun. So go talk to Mr Fran Johnson today (or tomorrow or even next week, just get there) and sign up for the "Wisterian" and help spread the Network news. by Jim Miller

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WClilerllln

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work

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Wisteria"

Band In Concert

here is more to the LaSalle Music Network than music. Here's a rundown of

whet might go on during a typical day in the Band Room: ~ven thirty a,m. The door is unlocked from the outside by student vice-president Josef Cieplinski. Two or Three other band members follow him through the door. The lights are switched on and there is a moment of silence.

The office door is opened and almost immediately following. ever so gently from the 250

watt speakers mounted on the walls, is the sound of Van Halen. Time passes on. Homework gels done. More and more band memo t>t;rs enter the door Zit two minute intervals. Eight fifteen am. Channel one kicks on. No one watches. Eight thirty a.m. Students exit the room. For fifteen minutes of homeroom there is peace. First period. A few re-enter the room. Free period. The music resounds in the office (this time at a lower ....olume). Pictures of peP band are hanging on the bulletin board. Mr. C. walks in, briefcase in hand, with a quick, "shut that off." Mrs. Paulette Kensey. the piano teacher, enters the office as the students leave. Second Period. Members of the freshman band walk in cautiously, take out their instruments, and sit lit their designllted places. Mr. C. takes position at the director's stand. The music begins. Fi ....e seconds later, the music stops. A quick correction by Mr. C (i.e. "It's an e flat!"), then the music resumes. Somewhat of an improvement Third period. The gUItar ensemble enters as the freshmen lea ....e. This time Mr. Pat Mer路 ouri, the guitar and music theory teacher, takes the director's stand. Practice begins for the Spring Concert next week. Fourth period. The students lIsk each other. "What ate we doIng today')" It could be Dix路 ieland. it could be brass choir, it could be Jazz band It turns out to be the saxophone quartet. led by saxophone teacher Mr Joe Vettori. The students not in the saxophone quartet go to lunch, whIle the others remain to play for half

Joe Ciepli"ski ,I'd 1M love 01 his Me. Rtbe<:ce {Ihe gUllet}. stend ready lor anything

......

The calm before the storm. Frllnk Conti, chopsticks ready. "'lIits impatiently lor dinner.

Band

the period. Then they too go to lunch. Senior Dan Vesay takes a trumpet lesson with Mr. Rocco Bene. Fifth period. No time to worry about the spring concert. Too many jobs before then to prepare for. President Scott Hicke goes into the practice room with Mr. Rich Genovese for a trombone lesson. One of the reed players takes a Jesson with Gene Ciccimaro. Sixth period. The intermediate band strolls in. Music for the spring concert is played. One of the drummers takes a lesson with Mr. Joe Nero. Mr. C. politely stops the music several times to fix the wrong notes. Seventh and eighth periods. The Concert Band, the school's largest group. congregates for a double period rehearsal. Student admin路 istrative assistant Rene Rossi gets scalded for not having the computer list of students ready. Vice'president Frank Conti leaves his snare drum several times to reprogram the newly attained high tech electronic equipment. In between all the yelling. talking and laughing there is orchestral music. After school. Several stay around for Competition Band rehearsal. Mr. Dave Orhowsky enters at six fifteen, and rehearsal begins. Af路 ter rehearsal is finished. the students begin to leave. The lights are shut out and once again. there is silence. by Josef Cieplinski

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Fall Theatre Entertainment Tonight

he last few years, LaSalle's Fall The-

atre has featured some of the strangest shows that have ever been produced Shows 5utlh as Peace Child and Trick or Trear offered entertainment llmid ambiguous meaning. At least Peace Child could be figured out. but what in the world was Trick or Treat? No one will ever know. For the rail of '91, the director of the shows, Coleen Durkin Lapowsky, decided on doing a reefl show. (Now I don't mean to say that the other shows weren't shows.. well, yes I do.) Hoping to capture a contemporary theme, she hand-picked cast and crew for: The Outsiders.

Yes. that's fight - something that people have heard of and liked. Ms. Durkin Lapowsky look a chance with her CIISI. She chose more freshmen and rookie performers - such as Jason Gaul as Johnny. Olivia Knoblock as Cherry. and George Nick'

els as Randy - along with long time veterans Jim Wickersham as Sodapop, Charles King as Two-Bit, Joe Zalewski as Bob. James Kei路 del as DlIllas, and Melissa Wilson as Marcia. Complementmg this diverse network of actors were two-year vets Jim Vacca as Darry and Jon Dilenno as Ponyboy. With that cast, she tried to establish the feeling and emotion that S.E. Hinton really wanted to express in her drama. The show ran only two nights during the last weekend of October. The cast was very dedicated to this play, working and Slaying for practice, even beyond formal practice hours. Squeezed by lime constraints, but buoyed by fantastic performances from Jim Keidel and Jason Gaul, the cast and crew of The Outsiders performed one of the best fall productions in years. by Jon Dilenno

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powski and promises to be the thesbian event of the decade. The cast. including John Chambers. Mike s<::arcelle. Peter Eisenhower, Jim VacclI. Jim Wickersham, Tom West, Tim Micsko and others plan to put on a show to remember. Of course I spe:ak of La Salle's spring production, Fame.

Early in December, just less than 200 pe0ple pack~ the hall outside the Band room ready to show off their best moves, display their highest notes and portray their most heart-wrenching characters, all yearning for one thing, "<J part," The mob was reduced to 30 of the best actors Montgomery County had to offer. Out first practice began and we were greeted by our vocal director, Lou Lanza. When dance practice began, Ken Williams, out choreographer. greeted us by leaching us to throw women onto our shoulders. So began our jOur~y into helL As the w~ks passed. we once again became a facsimile of a family. all of us working as one finely路tuned machine. As the lime of the show neared, things began 10 fall inlo place. We became serious. "Hard work" began to flow through our veins. The aerial feats, the vocels, the dancing and the aCling promise 10 come together as one of the best shows shown here at La Salle. To the cast. crew. and orchestra, I would like to resound, "We're gonna live forever!" Schwing!! by Jim Wickersham

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Forum Face the Nation

he Forum, LaSalle's 5pee<:h and debate team. many times does not gel

the respect it deserves. It is seen as boring. nerdy, and useless. But think about it. What other activity at laSalle allows you to: (8) rub elbows on a daily basis with the school's President, along with learning what he favors 1I1 Burger King (Double-Whopper with cheese, large fries, large coke): (b) take all'expense paid v.llcations to some of the lovelier areas of the country (Fargo. ND; Sunbury. PAl on the school's tab. Deluxe accommodations included. especially at Penn Slate. the now infamous "Jethro's," Who could ask for any'

thing more' Now, In order to better understand the Forum, you must understand some of the "lingo'- used by its members. This is a speech club. and its members are (hopefully) some of laSalle's craftier verbalists For your ben· efit, the rest of this article is written in plain English, followed with a Forum translation, Let's first look at the Forum's moderator, Brother Rene Sterner (BRS, The Big Fella, He Who Must Be Obeyed) who last year decided to take over the presidency of the school in order to kill time between tournaments, He's assisted by Mrs. Mary Jo Smith, Mr. Vince Bruner. Mr. Joseph McMahon, and Brother W":"vP. hellrd 01 dfamllllC. but John Chllmbers il taking II 1I I,nlp. 100 fll!

Kevin Dalmasse (the K-meister,) In our examinetion of the debate portion of the team, let s first look et the Cross·Exami' nation debators. Led by Forum President John Bodden and Jim Modzelewski, this group also includes veterans Michael Burns and Dan Barbalace. The Lincoln'Douglas debators are an· chored by juniors Joe Golderer and Marc Gold' bacher- ("Gold''') along with sophomore Mike Tantala. The speech team (unruly miscreants) makes up the other helf of the Forum. It is "they" (Chris Paul) who in the last year have lifted the Forum into Mtional prominence once again, Seniors include Tom West-, Jim Wick· ersham-, who Just returned from a year·long sabbatical (eXile), and Charles King- The strong underclassmen are led by juniors Joe Zalewski-, Jon Dilenno, and Dave Rafferty along with sophomores Chris Paul (JCP), Gabe Bevilacqua, John Chambers·, and Jim Kei' del-, So there it IS, the LaSalle Forum, quite pos' sibly laSalle's greatest activity. In the words of our late, great ex·leader - "Va goUa love it!" 'subject to change by Gabe Bevilacqua

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National Honor Society Head of the Class

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most people are not

llware of what the National honor S0-

ciety Is and what it does here al laSalle. Nevertheless. the NHS continues to

plllly an important role in almost every aspect of school life. As moderator of the NHS, Brother David Rogers makes sure that everything runs smoothly. He is assisted by President Scotl Halstead. Vice president John Minnich, Secretary Chris Lopez, and Treasurer Greg Guiliano. Credit must also be given to Mrs. logan who always is around to lend a helping tUlOd. One of the most significant projects of

the NHS is its tutoring program, coordinated

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by Mrs. Brown. Throughout the school year, members of the NHS meet regularly with stu' dents and help them in a given subject. The experience IS very fulfilling lind often times the tutor learns more th~n the student. Also, the NHS is llctive with Freshman Orientlltion, Open House and graduation. The NHS has strict requirements for membership. All mem' bers must possess a grllde point aver~ge of 3.5 or better, p~rticipate in at least three ex路 tracurriculollr activities, and exude qu~lities of leadership, scholarship, service, and ch~r~c' ter. by John Minnich

B.S.U.jM.C.C. In Living Color n 1991路92, the Black Student Union not only expanded its name, but it also ex' panded its raciel diversity. This year the

.U. added M.ec., which stands for MultiJltural Club. This addition truly gets across nat the group stands for: a variety of races :lrking toward a common goal of serving hers in the: community. Under the new dire:ction of moderator Mrs. mcy Zoeltsch, the B.S.U.jM.C.C. increased ~ membership by including not only Mrican路 T1erlctlns but also Bolivians, Filipinos, and .ians. This mix of races allowed the group

to learn more about other cultures, and to address the issues facing minority groups in

today's society. The group networked with other groups in and out of school to try to spread their public services to other people. The B.S.U.(M.C.C. ;,150 raised money in school for the homeless and held their second annual basketball tour路 nament. The seniors. who helld the organi-

zation, hope that the success lind prosperity of the 8.S.U./ M.C.C. will continue long after they leave. by William L. Nichols

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Mathletes thirtysomething nder the guidance of Mr. Roche, the mathletes engage in the never ending struggle for numerical supremacy. The team competes with other schools about once per month. Team members have to complete problems in Algebra. Geometry, and Trigonometry. Mathletic competition also involves the contests which are administered in various classes. Mathletes spurs interest in math-

ematics in the students as well as letting them have fun while solving these contest prob路

lems. by Andrew Lawrence

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Science Club Mr. Wizard's Warld ven though still in its first season. the LaSalle Science Club is flourishing, thanks to the energy and chemistry (sorry!) of ils dedicated cast. Seniors Mike Stevenson and Khoi Nguyen have revived the club with the indispensible help of ils faculty moderator, Brother James Dries. The Science Club's members are defined by their curiosity. thirst for understanding, and desire to be free to pursue their scientific inquiries outside the lectures of the classroom. The Science Club sponsors field trips to science museums and institutes, invites guest speakers to talk to its members. and provides a forum for discussion of topics of scientific relevance. It allows

LaSalle's future scientists to learn more about the slale of modern science and to start preparing themselves for their important roles in it. by Mike Stevenson

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Tomorrow's scientists?

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hiS year, the LaSalle Community Service Corps -

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continued its

uadition of service with a new network of lelldership and membership. President Glenn Mulvllney, Vice President Mike Stevenson, Secretary/Treasurer Snehlll Patel, Fourth Of· fleer Khal Nguyen. and President-in-Tralning

Sieve Ponisc:iak operated the program on the student level. Mr. Alfred Puntel, Mr. Michael

Ponisciak, Mrs. Muriel Mehr, and Ms. Tina Shustllck provided valuable "on·line" advice

lind support from the faculty realm. The Community Service network consisted of six different service programs. These programs were organized and operated by a Senator. while the Officers and Moderators monItored the programs to provide security. sta-

bility, and experience. Operlltion; Incentive was LaSalle's contri' butlon to the future. Every week Mr Michllel Ponisciak drove a group of laSalle students to Holy Family Grade School in Roxborough. Our students spent an hour tutoring the grade school students in llny mlltter where they help. Sometimes they needed assistence in meth and science, while other times they needed a friend to talk to. Senator Mike Stevenson in' sured that our students were there for the children. Operation; Incentive gave the chilo dren eid and confidence; they are the future producers and directors of their own lives and of the lives they will touch. Operation: Elderly succeeded this year with the aid of Senator Khoi Nguyen and Faculty Moderetor Muriel Mehr. Each week a group of laSalle students ueveled to Mount Saint Joseph's Villa Our students spent an hour visiting the Vitia· s elderly end informed resi· dents. The residents were both overjoyed and impressed. They truly appreciated talking with the students, and they were pleased thllt the young had not forgotten the elderly. Just as the students brought happiness to the Ville's residents, the residents provided the students with some of their special wisdom. As one happy resident commented, "You are per' forming the works of mercy by your acts of service." This wisdom aids our network by imparting the values of experience to our members.

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Operation Swim saw grade school children from forty inner'dty schools come to laSalle two Saturdays a month. Senator Bill Witt· kamp, Faculty Moderator Tina Shustack, and high school students from LaSalle, St. Basil's, Bishop McDevitt. Archbishop Ryan. Mount Saint Joseph's, and Gwynedd·Mercy con' ducted water safety and swimming instruc' tion for the children. Operation: Swim provid' ed the children with friends and role models. Amnesty International brought our network into the lives of political prisoners in foreign countries. LaSalle students gathered to write letters to foreign governments on behalf of unjustly imprisoned citizens. This program flourished under Senator Snehal Patel and Faculty member Muriel Mehr. Our students reached out to help correct injustice on an international scale. Operation; Santa Claus was a city'wide ef· fort organized by CSC Central Headquarters. Senator Timothy Micsko led LaSalle's partic' ipation. Money collected in each homeroom allowed homeroom representatives to pur' chase toys for two children per homeroom. The gifts were brought to our sister school. St. Basil's Academy, for the traditional Wrap' ping Party. on Christmas Eve, LeSalle end St. Basil's students went out in teams to join the city'wlde gift giving effort. Dressed as Santa Claus and his loyal elves, students visited the homes of children who may not receive many gifts on Christmas. Operation; Santa Claus was a physical manifestation of our network of service and caring Spring activities this year included the traditional Volleybllll Tournaments with Gwy· nedd Mercy Academy and St. Basil's Academy. Another Volleyboll Tournament was held solely fOf laSalle's faculty and students. These tournaments ....ere organized by Special Events Senator Khol Nguyen and President Glenn A. Mulvaney to benefit Operlltion: Breadbasket. a citywide food and clothing drive for the needy. The CSC's network of service made for a great year. Students seized the chance to make 1I difference In the world around us. and they achieved meaningful successes. - Glenn A. Mulvaney, '92

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S.A.V.E. Toxic Crusaders tudents ....geinst Violations to the Environment is one of laSalle's groups. The goal of S.A.Y.E., led by Mike Cuba and Mike Kiefer. is to protect the environment by informing others of the dangers of polluting our atmosphere lind to come up with new ways to clean it up and to reduce waste by

recycling. S."". V.E. lets its members become involved in cleaning up the laSalle Campus,

along with local beaches and parks. At the meetings. members are urged to come up with new

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the environment. S."".V.E. has incorporllted some of their programs into the school, such liS the recycling bins located around the cam-

pus. They hllve also maintained the beauty of laSalle through their efforts in cleaning up the grounds. by Phil Ahn

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Retreats Good Times

reshman Retreats The beginning of freshmlln year is probably the most trying aspect of high

school. The transition from grade school to high school CliO sometimes be difficult. The freshman, besides not knowing the ropes. may feel fruslrlJt~ and overwhelmed by his new circumstances. This makes the Freshman Re-

treat Progrllm

ill

vilal tool 10 the student.

The retreats are held here at LaSalle for an entire day. This provides for ill lapse from the monotonous cycle of academic affairs. For

each retreat. a Mass is held at the chapel of the Brothers' Residence. Also included in the program llre Scripture sessions on prayer and

a video program about Catholic doctrine. In addition. the students can relax and discuss problems they are encountering. The Retreat Progri!lm also allows for the freshman to reo alize his expectations, to have a more positive outlook, and to realize that he is not alone in his feelings of fear and insecurity.

Sophomore Retreats The Sophomore Retreat Program follows the same general outline as the Freshman reo treats, Students discuss problems encoun· tered during adolescence as well as other pres· sures that are on their minds. Students are also reminded to remember and stay with the gOllls they set for themselves during freshman year and that by this time, their high school career is half way finished, The retreat for

sophomores IS also designed to deepen the student's relationship with God, himself, and his fellow peers. In addition, students and fac· ulty give personal witness to the faith, which helps the student to better understand the religion and to help relate the teachings of Jesus to everyday life. Junior Retreats The Junior Retreat Program is by far the most important except for the Senior Retreat itself. Like the Freshman and Sophomore prO' grams, the Junior Retreat Program is can· ducted by Reverend George G. Thiers, The primary focus is to help students pray, relax. and ease the stress of their rigorous academic schedules. Also, the retreat is designed to an· swer such questions as: "Where am I going?" "In what direction am I heading?" and many others. The Junior year, when students begin to take the SAT and start thinking about col, lege, is a year when much prayer and guid· ance from God are needed. This, 100, is taken into accounl in the retreat. In addition, atti· tudes toward authority and individual respon· sibility are discussed, Individual responsibility is extremely im· portant in the life of a student. especially a junior, because he and he alone is fully reo sponsible for his accdemic growth and for making academics a lop priority. by Steve Lochetto

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Facts of Life

his is a way to affect the statis-

tics positively by peer influence," says Mrs. Dorothy Ponisciak, moderator of Students Against Drunk Driving, or S.A.D.D. for short. The statistics: Five thousand teens are killed each year as a result of driving while drunk. Nine American teens are killed per day in alcohol-related crashes, making DUI the leading killer of teenagers. Led by Mrs. Ponisciak as moderator and juniors Tim Maxwell, Daile Stagliano. Mike Kerlin and Mike Tuscano, $.A.D.D. strives to keep the roads safe. The Education Committee keeps track of the statistics and laws and works with the Publicity Committee in making these facts known to the students. The Fund-Raising Committee raises money through cupcake sales and the limousine raffle and donates that money to a good cause. S.A.D.D. Is an organllatlon concerned about the prob· lem of drunk driving and is an organllation that tries to do something about It. by Steve Ponlsciak The 1991·92 member, of

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La Sale La Sale In action

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his year's November '路L" Sale" dinner and auction brought more than 600

eager and festive participants into the

auditorium for the school's annual large fund raiser. With the Big Band "Sound of LaSalle" soothing the background and golden throated Bro. James Dries deftly handing the "M.C." duties, parents, alumni, and friends laid down cold, hard cash for a greater-than-ever variety of such sought after items as old LaSalle team uniforms (hey, who wouldn't want a sweat stained, threadbare JV football jersey?!), var路 ied Christmas wreaths (well. 'twas the season - almost), a pinball machine (Nintendo doesn't let you rack up a free game) and. of

telope (doorstopper? bookend? lawn orml' ment? hood ornament?). For those who didn't (or couldn't?) bid high enough for such pres' tigious "takes," there were also the laSalle athletic "surprise" bags - bought by the more frugal bidders. Brother David Rodgers (long famous for his expertise at betting the ponies) masterfully controlled the "bids" table, and he was ably assisted by many LaSalle stu路 dents in doling out the "goodies." Everyone enjoyed an outstanding dinner in a holiday atmosphere, and the good feeling of having contributed - no matter what amount - to the further development of LaSalle. by Mike Van Stone

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Open House This Old House On November 17, 1991. LaSalle College

High School opened its doors to prospective students for the class of '96. A lot of preparation went Into making the Open House a

success. Plants were placed in the halls to give the school a kinder, gentler atmosphere.

Classrooms were cleaned: desks with exces' sive drawing on them could nol be found. Teachers and Administrators. alike, flashed their best smiles as they shook every father's hand and said. "I hope your son can be a part of the La Sallian community next year," The biggest attraction at this year"s Open House

was the presence of LaSalh!'s new President. Brother Rene Sterner. The line of ~Ie who Just wanted a glimpse of him, let al~ an

autograph. stretched so far thai next year the school will add a new wing to house the crowd.

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However, Brother Rene was not the only one ready for the Open House, Brother Tim's shoes were shining as always, Brother James Dries had pressed his habit; and, Mr, Grace had his hair cut. Mr, Stanczak wore his green and red plaid pants that he saves for special occasions Mrs, Cannobio and Mr. EVllnS donned heavenly white lab coats, But probably the most shocking sight at Open House '91 (no, it was not the dissected cat): Mr, Fri路 zalone showed up Without his earring, All in all, LaSalle's annual Open House was a huge success. Next year, the halls of laSalle will welcome a new class of freshmen. After all, the Administration put on a great show. Forget The Outsiders. the great performances of 199\ were given at the Open House. by Paul G. Morrissey

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Mother's Club Mama's Family he Mothe(s Club is an organization which LaSalle truly appreciates, If you stop to look around at the next school function you would know why ... or maybe

you wouldn't. If you don', notice any of the busy moms, then you aren't looking hard enough. The Mother's Club constantly works

behind the scenes to create a comfortable at路 mosphere for parents and students at various

fund raisers and social events. The volunteers

LaSlllle's 1991'1992 Moth路 er's Club.

Mother'S Club

help to coordinate and decorate LaSalle for events such as the Mother's Club two primary fund raisers: the "La Sale" and the fashion show. At many other functions, you wilt prob路 ably see a contingent of moms serving refreshments. Brother Thomas Chadwick is the moderator, and this year's chief officers are Mrs. Da路 vid Gathman. President, and Mrs. Thomas Hipp, Vice President. The club is open to all

the mothers of LaSalle students, and ther a forty member board which coordina events. At some time during the year, mothers will be asked to volunteer lheir forts for al least one activity. The Moth, Club not only helps to make LaSalle the t school around, but it also gives the mot~ a chance to get to know one another and a feeling for LaSalle itself. by John Garn

Men of LaSalle Father Knows Best

he Men of LaSalle is the Father's Club al the high school. All fathers are au'

tomatically members of this organization upon entrance of their sons. The or-

ganization has the purpose of planning father and son activities during the school year. These activities include the annual Father and Son Banquet (held each year just before

Thanksgiving) and the Father and Son Sports Night (held each March or April). The organization also provides other services to the high school and collaborates with other service or路 ganizations like the Mother's Club and the

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Alumni Association to promote the La Sale Auction and the Senior Class Barbecue. The Men of LaSalle donates a portion of the proceeds from the La Sale Auction to a fund which enables students who lose their principal wage earning parent to complete their high school education at LaSalle without further cost. Over the years, this program hcs been able to help a number of students. Sim' ilarly, the Men of LaSalle, when its finances permit, may also support other worthy causes at LaSalle such as the new building campaign. In addition to the previously mentioned events, the Men of LaSalle also sponsors a Freshman Father's Night, a Family Liturgy Service, lind a spring golf outing known as La Scramble.

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Mlljor Von Lipsey spellks III the Ilnnual father'Son Banquet.

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Intramurals Sports Bloopers & Practical Jokes

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has established a tradition of ath路 letic excellence over the years Conse-

quently, it has become increasingly dif路

ficult to participate in a varsity sport. So what elln II student do if he doesn't make the team? He makes II wise deeision and chooses to participate in some of the many Intramurel sports. There i!lre many sports in the intramural progrllm such liS: basketball, swimming, touch

footboll, wrestling, volleyball, tug-of-war, and ping pong. Alia student needs to participate in intramurals is a desire to play II sport, an o~nnes5 to meet new friends, an eagerness 10 compete, II crllVing to have fun. and IS ..,111ingness to put off school work for a couple of hours. Bro. Tim Ahern is in his fourth yellf of mod-

erating the intramural programs and genuinely enJOYs watching everyone play. lntramurals gives a chance to everyone in the school to participate in a sport. Playing intramurals provides a great way to develop friendships; it also provides a healthful outlet from academic pressures. Intramural! allows for an enjoyable after' noon intra路c1ass rivalry, and good exercise. It's a good time and lots of fun for all students. - Joseph P. Legem

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Ski Club Northern Exposure

he Ski Club, headed by Mr. Russell, falls nothing short of an Alpine ex·

travaganza. It's purpose is to plan, or-

ganize. and prepare for it's yearly three day Vermont trip. The trip is scheduled to leave on or around the 23 of January, the last day of exams. The members leave in the late af· ternoon and begin their nine hour journey to the Sheraton Hotel in Burlington. The hotel is hardly austere mountain living: heated indoor pools, spacious rooms. and a number of hot tubs. The first day is spent schussing down

Stowe mountain. The second day. they hit the slopes at Smuggler's notch; the third, at Killington or Sugar Bush Mountain. The skiers lei!lve Vermont Sunday afternoon. Most of the students In the club are skilled and experi· enced skiers who know their way around a mountain. "Our annual Vermont trip gives good skiers the opportunity to ski very chal· lenging terrain," says Mr. Russell, an experi· enced skier himself. The club is quickly grow· ing In size: this year it had the largest number of students ever on the waiting list for the trip. "The best part of the trip," says Mr. Rus' sell. jokingly. "is getting back!" by Paul Cassidy

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Bike Club Wheel(s) of Fortune

he La Salle Bike Club comprises riders of all kinds with different abilities, but

they all have

so~thing

in common.

ley all enjoy the sport of cycling. On the !ekends they meet in groups according to ! kind of riding they wish to do and then ~y

spend the rest of the dlly with their fellow

ellst riding, relaxing from school, lind so~l1zln9. In the La Salle bike dub there is uch enthusiasm to conquer the "LA SALLE 6" bike route. This alone Is a challenge for

y cyclist. The bike club is made up of two divisions.

Xl The Road" riding and "Off-Road" riding, ~ known as Mounting Biking. The Road ling division is made up of quite 1I few riders. 1 weekends they cycle on roads leading from I

Salle to New Hope and back. The roads

illllhey ride go winding up, down, and around fferl!nt hills. even some sizeable "moun'

Bro, Joe Myen, Fearless Ieadel of the Bike Club.

tains." and then down through the country side, allowing riders to enjoy the wind. the sun, and the pain. It is always rewarding to finish a day out on the road knowing that you have beaten it. The Off'road division of the bike club has also IIttracted quite II few riders even though it is new for this year. These riders enjoy ham' mering trails which are very demanding not only for the rider, but on the bike as well. They explore trails that go into the wilderness; not knowing what is around each turn, they become true La Salle Explorers. The Bike Club is a great activity if you enjoy riding a bicycle, getting consistent exercise, and challenging the terrains of the great路 er Philadelphia counties. Either come out and ride the road or chop your way through with the Die Hard Mountain bikers. Get cycled! By Ed Stimmler

Ed Stimmler makes final pl'l!pfrrations on his bic:yde

Ding Mele and Chris Cybul' ski learn the complicated att of bicycle ~ir.

Mixers The Party Machine

f you are following the pattern of the LaSalle mixers in prior years, they go like

this: hip-hop, rap. rap. rap, dance song.

dance song. "Irs the End of the World as We Know It.'路 Jane's Addiction, slow song, slow song. hip-hop, rap, rap, rap, etc. The mixers of this year are more of the same. but with a new twist: the institution of a "Super Mixer"' (which is really just a blown-up concept of a mixer with a band. similar to mixers of prior years). The mixers, however, are slill a good place for meeting girls. hanging out, or just getting "dissed" (but no one will ever admit 10 the last one). The LaSalle Mixer creates a socilll side of life (a.k.a. "chick'networklng"!) in a place where there is none. (Face it guys, how many girls can you meet at an all'male school?) In a world where men are men, fresh are geeks, and good mixers are a dying breed, laSalle tries to keep hope alive, because, let's face it, it's all fun and games until someone's spleen explodes. by Steve Godwick

Chris Desllvls lind Brllln Nowakowski hllve chicken fighls on the dance floor

Mixers

Clln you count the Freshmen?

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undreds upon hundreds of teenagers, mostly freshmen and sophomores. flocked to LaSalle's first annual Suo permixer held on Friday. November 8. 1991. This event proved to be very popular llnd the proceeds will benefit laSalle's new wing. The main difference between this mixer llnd the preceding mixers was that the gymnlls]um was opened in addition to the auditorium. It helped in prOViding enough room for 1500 plus at路 tendants. In addition, the Student Council sold sodas at this mixer as welllls at those earlier in the school year, The band this year was The Toxic Chickens, who plllyed In the au' ditorium with its exciting special effects. Besides the strobe lights and the kaleidoscopic wheel. there was an apparlltus that gave off smoke, much like II train whistle. This added to the vibrant llnd boisterous lltmosphere. And. last but not least. the Supermixer WllS e fun social event for everyone. where you could meet girls, hang out with your friends, llnd In general socialize, forgetting lIbout school. let路 ting out steem, kicking black, relaxing, llnd just letting the good times roll. In short, the Supermixer put on an ewerd-winning perform' ence, serving a worthy ceuse, end WllS enjoyed by ell. By: Steve Lochetto

Sports

part from the greatly·publicized. lllmost entertaining, universally beloy-

ed (Yuk! Yuk!) network which Is broadcast to LaSalle, Channel One, there is another channel here which has only recently come into existence. This station is known as l$PN. the total LaSalle Sports Network. Broadcasting live from the cenler of the lock·

er room, this network provides those numerous LaSalle sports Junkies with the constant sporting fix which they so desperately need. Progrllmming is on 24 hours a day, with the morning and afternoon slots filled mostly with shows like "Aerobicize with Brother Rene",

"Pumping iron with Mr. John Frizalone," lind such. But lit 3:30 pm., the feal fun begins, as every day a different laSalle sporting event is shown. Sometimes we Join special commentator Mr Tom Turner with the resurgent LaSalle Soccer Team. Wednesdays are usu' elly spent at the Belmont Plateau with the Cross Country squad and host/English pundit Mr. Ed McCabe, Other times we travel to

Spo,,"

LaSelle's pool to spend an afternoon with the powerhouse Swim team and their wild and crazy c03ch - Mr, Frank Llchtner, Still other days we are taken live by Mr. Denis Bloh to visit with laSalle's Wrestling team. Or we can spend the afternoon with Mr, Tore Hanssen and his Tennis team, For the more lald'back viewers, nothing beats a quiet afternoon with LaSalle's Golf Team. We now turn to LSPN's "prime-time" programming, their nighttime and weekend broadcasts of the exploits of LaSalle's Foot, ball and Basketball team, both perennial big' rating draws, Other big draws Include a laSalle's fine Crew program and the Ice Hock· ey Team, New this spring will be live broadcasts of the inaugural season of LaSalle's brand new lacrosse squad. So there it is, a safe, pollution·free. "rela· tively" entertaining allernative to Channel One. Because if you're .!I laSalle sports fan, LSPN is the network for you. Gabe Bevilacqua

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Football he Junior Varsity had a good season. The players showed their ability to car' ry on the tradition of winning football. The offense was led by the strong running of junior Chris Convey and sophomore Brian Carmody. Defensive leaders were sophomore linebacker Chris Brady and junior defensive back Chris Huff. The Junior Varsity ended its season with a record of 4路2 in the Catholic League. The Freshmen football team, coached by

Mr. Joseph Radvansky, finished with a 3路5 record. Center Joe Rakowski and Quarterback Ben Payne put the pressure on opposing defenses. All season strong safety Kevin McCutcheon and defensive tackle Mike O'Neil led the strong Explorer defense. The Fresh-

men team finished their season with a strong 20-7 performance against rival, S1. Joseph's Prep. By William L. Nichols Mike Van Stone Ho'" does thai Springfield grass \lIste?

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Soccer Bobby's World "

successful" IS probably the best

word that can describe LaSe lie's Soccer team this yellr. Under coach Mr. Bob PeffJe, LaSalle put together one of Its best seasons in its fifteen-year his·

tory. For the first time ever, LaSalle was able to work its way Into third place and mllke the Catholic League Playoffs. A solid defense, II strong midfield, and II threatening offense all

contributed to LaSalle's overall strength. LaSZllle started off this year by winning the E.P.Y.$.A. Classic Tournament. defeating such powers as Chestnut Hill Academy and Slra-

thaven. Immediately laSalle was ready to play every team, and ready to play in the playoffs. LaSalle made the playoffs. finishing with a 14· 3·) overall record, 10·)·3 in the Catholic League. In Its first game of the playoffs, how· ever, laSalle suffered a 2·1 loss to Cardinal Dougherty. A defense anchored by Andy Wallace and lRlnny Ryan was one of the biggest factors in LaSalle's success. The defense was able to keep LaSalle in the game until the offense was able to score on its opponents. The midfield of LaSalle, compiled of Seniors as Terry Ma· lone, Joe Ricci. Joe Flynn, and Ed Kiernan was yet another strength. The midfield con· trolled every game and made things happen,

Mark Wimmer dllbbles upfleld

The offense constantly threatened other teams. Led by Roger Harrington and Mark Wimmer, this offense made teams change their strategies when they played LaSalle. LaSalle's Varsity team was in the driver's seat for much of the season because now pe0ple worry about playing LaSalle. They were not a team to be taken lightly. The players know that through hard work and disciplining from new assistant coach. Drew Stock mal, and old·timer Matt Noel, this goal of greatness for LaSalle was achieved. Hopefully these habits of hard work will continue through next year when hopefully even more things are able to happen for laSalle. Promise holds strong for next year and years to come, as the Junior Varsity and Freshman finished their years with respectable r~ords. The J.V. was 1\·\·4, and the Freshman fin· ished 10-3·1. With a large number of experi· enced people on these teams. the varsity team sees only more added success ahead. The chances for LaSalle capturing the Catholic League Title come closer and closer as the depth and strength of LaSalle's Soccer pro· gram continues to grow each year. by Ed Kiernan

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ven though Fall Crew is considered on-

ly II club sport used in preparation for the longer Spring season, the Fall of '91 proved to be very competitive for Crew

members. The Crew's desire to win was ex' empllfied as they sped through the 3 to 3.5 mile head pieces and the 1500 meier sprints. The Varsity and Novice boats showed the "right stuff" as they overcame many crews,

collegiate as well as high school. The Crew competed in many races: the Head of the Ohio. the Head of the Connecticut. the Head of the Charles. the Head of the Schuykill. the Hollenback. the Frostbite. and the Brllxton. In the Head of the Charles race (on the Chllrles River in Boston) the V-8 experienced an unusual event liS they collidl!d with II Russian boat and hit the coxswain in the head with an oar. So much for American foreign policy. Overall, the season proved proouctive for the rowers as well as the coaches, In the mi!ln close races, the team learned what Henry Ward Beecher knew; "VIctories thai are easy 拢Ire cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting." by John Wilson Greg Mullen

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Cross Country Green Acres lJSalle's 1991 cross-country team was not expected to fare much better than sixth place In the Catholic league. Under the coaching of Mr. Pat Devine and Mr. Ed McCabe, and being led by Tri'Captains John Minnich, Michael Renzi, and Fran Corcoran (and others seniors Michael Treacy and Jim

Bowney). LaSalle had a record of 22-4, placed second in Northern Division champs. and dipped 10 a fourth place finish in the Catholic

League Championships. Coach Devine said "Hard work and dedi-

cation made this learn what It was," Losing five seniors last year made hopes for a decent season grim. Both senior John Minnich ;lind freshman Jack Horrigan fan with fierce com-

petitiveness. and each received first team All路 Catholic recognition. Other runners who conFran CQfcoran closes In on Doug Demeter end Brenden

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tributed to this yeer's team were junior Steve Roeser, Mark Beever, Brendan Boland, end Doug Bemeter, and sophomores Frank Mar路 key. Brian Matthews and Brendan Campbell. This year's extraordinary freshmen team was led by Jack Horrigan, John and Michael Dooley, Andy Mole, Mark Holbert. Joe Harp, and Doug Giuliano As the season progressed coach Devine had the team run a great deal of distance. The shared pain and endurance paid off. As the season contmued the team came together as brothers and it really showed during practice and the races: No one was running for them路 selves: everyone was running for team "plac' ing:' By beating Judge, LaSalle's equal. the team saw for the first time that it could be a real

contender. From that point on the lev. intensity rose and did not stop until the se WIlS over. The coaches focused mor, strengthening the team. We ran hills more year than any previous one. Every MOl and Thursday Mr. McCabe would open weight room at 6:50 for a voluntary prac which most of the Varsity and JV tean tended. Even though this team did not do as as everyone had hoped it would. it did it a great feeling of unity and team spirit fo underclassmen who will be running for next three years. Three is no doubt that team was formed in the LaSallian traditk excellence, and we wish the graduating ners good luck! By; Mike Tn

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Basketball Night Court

ilh the loss of the entire starting

team, as well 85 two able backups. to graduation last year. laSalle's

varsity basketball learn faced a season of re-

building in 1991路92. The resignation of coach Mr. Marty Jackson, who had taken the team

to the Catholic League championship game in ~ch of his last three years, after lasl season made what would have been i!l lough season thai much more difficult. The players had to adjust from Mr. Jllckson's style of coaching to that of new head coach Mr. Bernie Fitlgerliid. Mr. Fitzgerald, the JV coach last year, has brought along i!l new regime of assistants, including former Cabrlni College girls' coach,

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Terri Mancini, along with Joe Dempsey, Cosmo Fiorino, Greg Pierce and Bob Crawford. LaSalle began the season with a win over St. Joseph's Prep and losses to Parkway and St. John eumann. The team went on to win the consolation game of the Archbishop Carroll tournament. The team started the regular season on a sour note, losing their first four league games to North, McDevitt, Dougherty, and Judge. The team stayed together, how' ever, and played better as the season progressed Throughout the season the team was led by seniors Roger Harrington (guard), Joe LO' gan (forward), and Geoff Crawford (guard),

Strong performances were also given by iors Kevin Olender (forward) and John Sn (center). Scoring help off the bench was vided by sophomores Barry Whelan (cen Brendan O'Neill (guard), and Tim Erb (gu as well as from juniors Paul Reilly and C DeSilvis. Erb, DeSilvis and Reilly SllW $I time on the JV team also, Although this season may not have bebanner season for LaSalle varsity basket all the players showed that the desire and will to win were still there. They played to best of their abilities. which is the most anyone can ask. by Steve Ponls,

Kevin Olender ~nd Barry Whelan: T~g Te~m Ch~mpi' 00. Roger HarringtO<1 fights for a rebound.

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Basketball

135

JV & Freshman Basketball Sports Center

aSalle's 1991路92 JV basketball teem showed that there is much to look for-

ward to in the seasons ahead. Led by a starting team of juniors Paul Reilly (forward) and Stephane Lopel. (guard), and sophomores Tom Mulvey (forward), Kevin Bracken (cen' ter). and Tim Erb (guard). the team estab-

lished itself as tough to beat early in the season, and remained this way to the I"st game. Solid backup play was provided by junior Chrls

DeSilvis and sophomores Brian CtHmody, De"n Hangey. Ken Kerr. and John Markowski. All of these players demonstrated their various talents throughout the course of the sea' son, and gave us something to believe in for

next year. The members of La Salle's Freshman basketball learn got their first taste of playing Catholic League basketball. With games against most of the same teams as the varsity plays. the freshmen players learned what La Salle basketball Is all about and what it asks of them. by Steve Ponisciak Tom M",lvey dunksllslellm' mllles wlltch In IIwe.

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Wrestling Grudge Match

aSalle College High Schoollries to pro-

vide an educational atmosphere rivaling thai of the: Ancient Greeks or Romans. We have been trying to add thai special touch of authenticity, but the public bathhouses were voted down. So, laSalle had to

settle for the amenities of ancient wrestling.

The squad once again tried 10 uphold this Corinthian tradition with its many successes. Led by captains Mike Brusco, Lou Tulio, lind Steve Cook, the team shows promise for the future with its many rising stars such as Mike

T uscano, Kevin Dager, llnd Kevin Latchford. Some wrestling squads of the past have tried to fashion themselves after the likes of Hulk Hogan and Jimmy "Superfly" Snukll. This

year. under the physical and spiritual guidance of Mr. Michael Rae, they patterned themselves after the disciplined ancient Greeks. Call your cable operator soon because it has been rumored that this year's championships will be broadcast on Channel One. LaSlamfest '92 is coming for you. by: Joe Zalewski

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139

Swimming Diff'rent Strokes

ot since the Pittsburgh Steelers of the

seventies has II team dreamed of winning four championships. Well, this year the Explorers of the Willer hoped to fulfill

that dream. The 1991路1992 LIlSalle Swim Tei!lffi, led by Mr. Lichlner. won meets over Father Judge, Archbishop Carroll. Archbish-

op Wood and ... (I would list all of the swim team's victories but they're just too many). It seems that II Philadelphie Catholic League Championship plaque will be: displayed in the

trophy ellse next year, again. The heart of the team lies within the senior class. Captllin Keith Krelovich breaks some record every m~t. He is just waiting for the All路 Americans to be named. John Weiss reMr

lict~r

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ers and continues to llmaze spectators and swimmers alike with his speed and enduro ance. Shawn Melley adds a touch of color to the team. Even from the balcony his bright red haIr can be seen illuminating the water. Matt "Ox" Wieckowski takes a break from crew 10 lend his six fool three carcass to the swim team, Dan Lewis, Adam Karr. and Bill Wittkamp donate their talents and their time to enhan<:ing the team's performance, Say what you want about how they look in their spandex suits but, hey, the laSalle Swim Team wins championships1 by Paul Morrissey

call. OUlloll

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141

Ice Hockey American Gladiators f you were to ask some of your fellow LaSalll!! students about the Ice Hockey Team, you WQuid probably hear some of the following responses:

"We have 8 hockey team?" "Are they any good?"

"Does anyone ever go to their games?" However, if you were to sit amidst the parents of the opposing players during 8 game. you would hear somewhat different com·

ments about the laSalle Ice Hockey Team: '-Do they usually win by this many goals?" "Where ate these kids from - ClInllda?" •·...re I~Y 1I11owed 10 check that hard?" Yes. they do usually win by thai many goals: no, they're not from Ci!lnada. actually, they

are allowed to check a lot harder, but when they're winning by five goals they like to ulke it easy on opposing learns. This has been the story throughout the 19911992 season for the Explorers Hockey Club. After a trying pre-season, they went unbeaten through the first 13 games of the regular sea'

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son. They shut down the league's top scoring team. Conestoga, by allowing zero goals and almost as few shots on net while scoring nine goals themselves. The team is led by seniors Joe Carello and Anthony Prete on offense, and senior Rob Barth in goal. Carello and Prete are two of the league's top scorers who provide the offense with a veteran influence of working hard every night and producing a lot of points to show for it. Barth has been named starting goalie for the all'star team and leads the league in save percentage The defense is anchored by sophomores Jimmy Johnston and Tom Fullerton. These guys are the reasons why opposing players spend so much time sitting on the ice and wondering who hit them. Another player who needs to be talked about is sophomore center Donny Quinn. Last year, he led the team with 41 points and is on pace to shatter that totlll this year. Perhaps the league's most dominant forward, Quinn may

have the potential to play in the NHL. In f2 there were rumors that the Flyers offered R Tocchet in exchange for Quinn and tI LaSalle rejected the offer because Quinn v having a better season than Tocchet. The mastermind behind LaSalle's SUCCt on the ice is coach Peter Nolan. Coach No Clime to LaSalle in the 1989·1990 season. L year, he coached the Explorers to an 11· record and their first varsity playoff appt ance since the team was reformed in the 19 1989 season. Coach Nolan is always a rea and though he enjoys the team's present s cess, he knows that the playoffs in March where it really count5. and he hopes to co away with a trophy this year With only four seniors graduating. you ( expect this team to be good for many seas< to come. This, coupled with Coach Nolan hind the bench, could be the stllrt of the no hockey dynasty. by Jim Mi

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Varsity Baseball This Week in Baseball

fter the LaSzllle baseball lost in the first round of the playoffs for the first

lime in 5 years of 1991, the team's

younger members expressed a desire 10 form IS better tellm than that of their predecessors. With the loss of a 51;)rl109 lineup m21de up almost entirely of seniors, the members of the 1992 team figured to give the te8m tI new look. They did, in both cases. Coached by Mr. Joseph Parisi, Dssisled by Brother Tim Ahern and Mr. Ted Smith, the 1992 LaSlll1e VllTsity baseball team began to

practice before the grass turned green. They showed their will to win in nonletJgue games against such teams as West Cethalie and Cal' vert Hall. Baltimore. After these and other

tough presellson games. the team entered the regular season Led by the pitching staff of juniors Dan Frill and Kevin Olender. and seniors Matt Wright and John Weiss, the consisÂˇ tent hitting of seniors Roger Harrington. Andy Wallace and Ed Donovan and junior Olender. and the defense of Harrington, Donovan. and junior Bob Ball. the team challenged Ryan. McDevitt. Kenrick, North, and the rest of their rivals from the Catholic League North twice each. Then came the playoffs, where laSalle showed their strength once again. One of the reasons the team was so tough was because of its depth, At almost every position, two players were battling for one ;ob, each forcing the other to work harder and to play better.

Two of the areas where this struggle was n evident were shortstop, where Bob Ball senior Scott Halstead battled much of the y i!Ind catcher, where sophomore Barry Lo~ and junior Kevin Conlin fought for the star job. Then the season was complete, and members of LaSalle's 1992 baseball team .. satisfied by again having been one of the teams in the league. The players went 01 their respective summer leagues and he their skills for next season. in order to COt ue to bring the titles where we all want tI to be: here at laSalle! by Steve Penis-

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J .V. Baseball Sports Extra "Never give up." those are the words that epitomize the career of a minor league baseball player. and can be applied to the JV baseball team here at laSalle. Whether wanting to prove Mr. Parisi wrong in sending them down or trying to earn a varsity spot for next year. the members of the 1992 laSalle JV baseball team strove to work as hard as they could to win their games and show them路 selves worthy of a shot in the big leagues. Led by sophomores Bill Hartman. Brett Lof路 gren. Don Quinn. and Tom Mclaughlin. the JV team showed a bright future for laSalle baseball by playing well in games against Wood. Ryan, North. Dougherty. and the rest of their foes. The players worked throughout the season to eliminate fundamental mistakes

1992 Vert'l)' 8esebell Team

and to become all'around solid prospects for the varsity team. The members of LaSalle's freshman baseball team were mitiated into the experience of Catholic League play. Facing the younger ver' sions of some of the same teams as the varsity plays. the freshmen learned what laSalle expects from its baseball players. and they worked hard to meet these expectations. Based on the talent that the JV and fresh' man teams fielded this year. the baseball program here at LaSalle seems to be continuing in the right direction. There is only one thing that can happen if these talented players live up to their potential: more Catholic League championships for LaSalle! by Steve Ponisciak

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Lacrosse Wild America e<:ause of the overwhelming popularity of the sport among the students, the LaSalle athletic hierarchy decided that it was time for LaSalle to have a Lacrosse team. Mr. Bill Leahy was brought in to coach,

having previously tried out with the Philadelphia Wings. The tryouts were held and the team assembled in early spring. The team then began to practice for their premier season of games against Upper Dublin, Abington, Glen Mills, Bishop Egan. Archbishop Carroll, Cardinal O'Hara. Monsignor Bonner and possibly

Father Judge. There may even be a Catholic League Championship if Judge has a team,

and if all the players were as good as they think they were, we may have a chance at winning this championship. Hopefully by next year the team will be successful enough to merit qualification in the state championships. And who knows? LaSalle has already produced a Major League baseball player (relief pitcher Jim Poole of the Baltimore Orioles), a professional basketball player (Craig Conlin, who plays in Cyprus), and a llttle路known professional football player (Tom Gizzi, who played in the Arena Football Lei!lgue this pi!lsl year). Maybe someday we'll be talking about someone we saw play lacrosse at LaSalle who turned pro. and how lucky he was that there was a team at LaSalle for which he could playl By Steve Ponlsciak

Bill Skyrm, have you ever played lacrosse before?

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Tennis Are Yau Being Served?

he 1992 La Salle Tennis Tellrn is

ill

tenacious. triumphant troop whose

talents tend to entail toughness

~lnd

teamwork. But there is no bigger "T" than the one, the only ... Tore Hanssen, gym teacher extraordinaire, found Ume last year in his busy schedule (he shuttles back and forth between here and Hollywood as he moonlights as Dobber on the

sitcom "COllch") to take over the reins of La Salle's tennis program. In his rookie sellison

as varsity coach, he brought home

Catholic

League Chllmpionsnip. This season looks just as promising. with returning members Rob Dempsey, Derek Bennis, Mike Kerlin and Ed Colfer, along with i!l fine crop of returning JV pll':lyers ready to try their hllnd at the varsity Il!vel.

Speaking of the JV squad. though the varsity may rely on Mr. Hanssen's good looks and personality. they rely on the power of persuasion with school psychologist and res' ident l'Tlllster of hypnosis, Mr. Michael Dolan, es coach. He instructs them in the subtle art of printing subliminal messages on tennis balls and racquet strings in a devious but effective melhcxl of baffling and befuddling the opposition. With such tremendous assets. how can the rest of the league be "nythlng by terrified? Hopefully, with a little luck, the racqueteers will triumph again and make It Two for T. by Gabe Bevilacqua

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Bill Schlosser dlsplay$ his pow<!rful serv<!

Junior Mike Kerlin goes for

Jim Modzl!ll!wskl follows

lhe etIsy volley_

Itlfough his OVl!f heed smash.

La SlIIIe's 1992 Tl!nnls Tem Tl!Oflls

Golf LSGA Tour

promising season awaits the 1992 La Salle golf team. Last yellr's edition

won yet another Catholic League Championship. The main ambition of this year's team is to continue their tradition of winning Catholic League championships, of which they have captured 12 in the last 14 years. Mr. Marty Jackson will be taking over the

reigns of the golf team and hopes to continue the winning tradition of Brother AI and Broth路 er Mike. Senior Jay Cody and juniors Doug Friel, Liam Herron. Greg Mason, and Matt Shevlin will lead the learn through the 1992 season. There life also a number of promising

young player who are ex~ted to move up 10 the varsity level. Dave Stagliano and MIchael Schaefer hope to contribute to the team. One of the signs of the beginning of spring is the sight of the LaSalle golf team driving, putting, and chipping at the Whltemorsh Country Club, Adorned in their preppy, polkodotted, striped outfits, they are II force to be reckoned with in the Catholic League. The main challenges to La Salle will come from Cardinal O'Hara, Archbishop Carroll, the Cor' dlnal Dougherty, This year's team, however, hilS the potential to keep the La $llile golf dynasty alive Even though the student body doesn't give the golf team the credit they deserve. the squad can counl on moral support from Brother AI. Hopefully, the talented players and fine coaching will lead the 1992 edition of the La Salle golf team to yet another Catholic League Championship. by Andrew l...lIwrence

Mlltt Shevllln gates down the fltirwlty to _

lands

Golf

where hIs drive

Herron preparing to

Jay Cody. heppy with his performllnce.

The 1992111 5ll11e GoÂŤ 19m

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Indoor Track Step By Step

nee again the Indoor Track Team

withstood the rigors involved in running during the winter in the cold and

sometimes snowy weather. From the outset, the coaches re<:ogniz.ed that the talent could be molded into an exceptional group of runners, jumpers. and putters. Throughout the

long season the learn worked herd to reach personal and group goals which were set at the beginning of the year.

Every relay team qualified for the Meet of Champions held in March. The difficult thing was deciding who would run which relays in

the big meets

~ause the

team had so many

versatlle runners. The 4x220 tellm of Jim "Gas" Gorman, Brett "Toothpick" FeTe!,

George: "The Flu" Kaufmann. and Mark "Atyan" Wimmer ~Iipsed the school record by well over a second. Brother Dave increased the difficulty of his workouts to help his sprinters achieve their potentllli. Senior Scott Halstead excelled in the 55 and 60 meter dash· es, while seniors Greg Giuliano, Chris "Mr. Geofge Koufrmln turns on tho!:

Juice

Adidas" Lopez., and Frank Osborne put to· gether many competitive relay teams with a variety of combinations. Mark Houck honed his form to become one of the best hurdlers in the Catholic League. The freshmen fared well In the Novice Champs, insuring a strong future in the sprints. Mr. Devine also had a strong corps of dis· tance runners which included Mark Beaver, Brendan Boland, Fran Corcoran, Jim Downey, John Gorman, John Minnich, Mike Renzi, Steve Roeser. Mike Treacy, and Josh Lane. They qualified early in the season in the Dis· tance Medley and Two-Mile Relay and earned medals in relays and individual events lit near' Iy every meet. These runners all ran in mul· tiple events in the big meets to put LaS8lle in the upper crust of the league. Many un' derclassmen showed signs of greatness which will be used to build up next year's team. The field events were headed by first year coach and LaS8l1e grad, Wes Wanninger. Wes introduced techniques that helped send soph'

omores Jim Gorman and Paul Maida to I levels in the long jump and shot put. Gorr shattered the long jump record that was c ten years old, and Maida became one of premier heavies of the Catholic League.. high jump and pole vault were stacked \ the young talent of Mllrtin Mulligan, A Wickersham, and Matt Roesser. Senior Louka and sophomore Mike McGovern m Vllst improvements in the shot put. As us the field events put points on the boarc Champs. The team's overall performance made endless practices, early meets, and ro schedule worthwhile. The 1991·92 team also be remembered for having qualities 01 than speed and strength such as loylllty" icatian, hard work. graciousness in victory defeat, and the ability to create nicknamel! anyone on the team. by John Gorr

Mark Beaver diggIng in for that little utra UMPH!

Pack 1eIdef. Mike Renzi.

MIke Renzi ... flying toward the tape.

Brendan Boland out In front agaIn.

Indoor Track

Spring Crew Love Boat

his year's spring crew season seemed to begin earlier than usuaL For many

upperdass rowers the grueling season

began only a few weeks after the Fall Crew season ended. The rowers didn't hit the river until February 15, but they had already laid the groundwork for the season through hours of land workouts. According to head coach

Mr. Robert Reinhardt. "the essence to this year's philosophy is 'TEAMWORK'," This season. much effort pul put into instilling the team with a renewed work ethic and sense of learn spirit. In the sport of rowing, if one of the eight rowers in a shell does not perform

to his highest capability. then the boat Is not

at full force and therefore does not win. This season, each member concentrated his efforts toward a singular goal: Winning. Renovations at the boathouse provided the team with the best environment in which to strive for their goal. More boat bays were ad& ed to accommodate LaSalle's growing fleet of shells, which now includes the brand new top'

of路line eight for the varsity'8, On top of this the boathouse was expanded to include a new weight'room, So now, those athletes who couldn't get enough of the river during the Fall and spring, could spend all Winter there

too! The boathouse wasn't the only thing that was renovated: the rowing team entered this season with a revamped coaching staff. Head coach Mr. Reinhardt was in charge of the Jun路 ior Varsity and Varsity路8's, Assistant Coach Bill Earnst handled the Second Third 8's white the notorious newcomer, Coach Haines, of winter training fame, led the Fours, Recent LaSalle graduate Marc Weston and newly ac' quired Mr. Pete Sigmund acted as Freshmen/ Novice Coaches. These last two gentlemen had the momentous task of thinning out the enormous field of recruits, finding those jew' els in the rough destined for Varsity路8 star' dom, and breaking records in future seasons, A new challenge this year's crew encoun' tered was increased competition in the Cath'

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The! crew preparing for the chollenges oheod.

SprIng Cre!w

olic League, No longer are LaSalle and Prep the only two powers battling for Catholic League title. Msgr. Bonner and ther Judge have joined these two to serial contend for supremacy in the league. season's crew faced this challenge under leadership of seniors such as Matt "Ox" , chow ski, Joe Markman, Sean Hipp, Chris patrick, Dan Collins, Mike O'Hara, and Ginieczki. The team's corps of cozswains led by vociferous seniors Mati Boyd and Malone, In the many Flick races, City Champ ships, Catholic League Championships, tesbury Cup Regatta and National Char onships LaSalle crew was focused on winn Everything the team accomplished this ~ was achieved through dedication, hard w determination, and a team effort. With ~ vamped look and reinvigorated spirit year's team strove to strengthen LaS Crew's winning tradition. Matt Lliurich

After a long day 1M crew Is feiildy to go In.

- - - - . The 1991 1992 laSalle Crew T9m

You never gel tIred of the sights 01 the dty.

Spring Crew

Seniors

tough day dwe:lIs ahead

It would be better to stay in bed For springtime senior classes go slow As if we had nowhere better to go Three classes a day in the middle of May Is like Dante's fourth level of Hell Free first means homework lind jokes while we ellt A candy bar breakfast is lliways a treat

Second period means the day's first class An aging teacher irs time to harrass He路s sick of it too But must see it through And lellch us until the end of the year At the end of class we're enthralled As we push our wey through the halls

Till it's back to the caf' Where we're free to laugh Of third and fourth free The quintessential key Of a La&lllian "hard working" senior

Then comes a true senior" 5 test. Two tough classes; no in-between rest Eyelids are taped so they will not close And smelling salts are shoved way up the no",

In two tough courses Tough teachers force us To pay attention in Creative Writing and Film After that incredibly hard day Seventh and eighth free leaves us no reason 10 Slay It's always much harder thlJn underclassmen think You could miss an assignment if you so much as blink Always think twice Follow Br. Dave's advice And lake a full course-lood of classes -

Seniors

by Dan Vesay

Mike Pllrlldise Is stunned beCIIUse he Just ruined yet lin olher pictUfe

ris l...opv. Slumped on just 1111 span he roUy don do.

Senior Cheyney Sperks won路 derlng. "Are we going to gel

Ihe yeerbook before we gred' ullte ... from college?"

Rene Rossi, bend member elltrllOfOln.lfe

Seniors

159

Phlll<p R. Ahn "We mu.t 1111 hllng together, or ...uredly we .hall all hang upllrately:' _ Frllnklin I love you. Cool<le S ....eet words clln buy honor; Good deeds can gain respect - TltO TeChlng "Hope makes a good breakfast. but It poor supper" - John Dewey 'ApprOllch the universe with TltO. lind evil .... ,11 hllve no po.... er"' - TltO Te-Chlng "Now I know. lind knoWIng Is hilI! the bettie" - 01 Joe "Good binding requires no knots, yet no 0I'le can 1()l)5efl it - TltO TeChlng Athletes row others pllly games

Marc D Amll'lllturo "<;\ve It your 1111, becau.e Ihllt i. 1111 you got." Oook.y AmoJ Whafs Up' Whltfs up' See p end I wouldn't wanne be: ye Ye' down with C.T P? Do you agree thet? You knocked him down. now why don't you try knocking me down

"Dilre to '"' 'llver'ge: " Tef9) que __ domo soy Soempre .nduve domo riel soldado Vele Ie peniI recordllr domo ere quleto un dy deJpertar y ver quees IlIrde ya Hily que buscar las soIucionn rio one Is perfecl. no one Caslles In lhe air are fine, unlJl you step out the door Belcelona '92; Shere II moment ....'th the world

John J. Anisko "When life looks l1Jte elly .treet there I. d.nger lit your door:' - Orlltelul oelld I don't kno.... bout tn-t Smell school In Florida Lillie green .oleher. ere coming to gel me I'm gotng to tutor Brian I don't know Whlll It's like. my p.llrents lire In FlorIOzl What a long. stre~ trip II. been Cosmic Chllne? Matthew G Arbogltst "Ahhh thl. I. the ualle" h.t I ever .aw, I ,",t you get • free bowl of .oup when ),OU bu)' thl. hilt, Oh It look. good on you thoughll" - Rodney D.ngerfield Me end DIm P. lllSalie Vllrslty Freshman Locker Ramming lind O(JMBAL cepUlln,! Help me! Gome~, I'm being '\lacked by IInle green IOldlersl I'm going night bluelishing I'll be home Illte! Yes. my mom II Sandy Duncen of the Hogen! Famllyl Yes that's the COIlSt Guard - Yes, you should get rId of II!

Mkhael 1'". a'Ofi, F,.lcs i. Fun .. , In the Hole "0" ... You're right "An,wlly" , , . You're cool not, Michael Becice "Old they 11'1.1 you to trllde, your heroes for IIho.t., hot .,hes for trees, hot .Ir for II Cool breeze, cold comfort for change, did you ueJl,lInge'?" - O.vld Gilmour If we dorft succeed, we run the risk of failure - Dan QUtly\e Jeff. did you _ thai? Code J. chipper tou Didn'l I meet you at the Mann? Its nol good. Its no! bid, Ifs wacked Wish you were here Jamll!l

Robert F, Berth "I'm not conceited nor convinced, I'm plilin & ,imply The /I'liln:" How .re we gelling home, Derelt1 OK. Loa, Doylestown Mldnighl EJrpres) My bib)' in lhe wh,te Lea-ron. \htInkt.lllSaI\e Hockey 'I - Later mates Hairboy'. not a hick, anyway, Arnold gets work - Th.Inks mom & Oad. bra £.- srs O,K. Jules. al!ellil my clIr doesn't "'ve wings Who', down with RI'" 1'1 - Every Iatt Lady Thank you, PosH - word up - Fear the Posse

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Derek P, Bennis "All thl. and brain. too" Don't get Teen Wolf mad, his eIIrs might grow - O.K. J.B . ,. Nights lit the Cookie - 31 Flavors ., , Yo, Rob. how liTe we getting home? ... Pellce out to the Posse ... Gelmany '90 - Just go to head Cookie - YoYo, \ 2 Mullin ... I know whafs on your mind, Eggs, just get on it ... Who Wllnts to play Rock (, Roll tennis? Mom, Dlld, I love youl

Vincent G, Bltllney "Be o;;ereful of your thought.: they may bec::ome words et any moment." - I.G. Just Win Baby ... Vinnie ... I'm always fllsclnated by the way memory diffuses fllct ... HOC . No one leally knows enough to be II pessimist - N.C ... Too much of Il good thing is wonderful - M.W .. Commitment to Excellence John A. Bodden "In the velley of the blind, the oneeyed man i. king." Ask me no questions and 1"11 tell you no lies, ,. Rene:gtlde Forenloid 1/ (C.X.A.) ... The Big Five INo, not basketball) _.. Five nuclear Wllr 5<:e""rlos •.. Did you break? ... Sweet . . Operetion: North Hills., , Jim's hiVing a Mlc Attack, .. Thllnks Mom and [)z,d.

Pit Olympics 0 a great percentage of the LaSaliian community "The Pit" is regarded as

the nor....lthletic center of laSalle. lit-

e do they know that 'The Pit" offers a pleth· 'a of physical activities, most of which reo

Jive around the God-inspired invention called le "hack." The average "pitster" is probably Ie best adapted specimen in the human race

) the harsh elements of Mother Nature. ~mely frigid. below zero temperatures, tor-

!ntial downpours. and excruciatingly blister-

'9 heat. There are four pieces of equipment sed in pit sports: the hack, the tennis ball. le tray, and Chipper. The first aspect, hack. has many facets to self. Hack elimination is a game where the :>ject of the game is to eliminate all of the

ther players in the circle. Hack volleyball is

team sport in which groups of three people, sing a bench as a net, volley, set. and even )ike the hack in the opposing team's court.

Wall hack is when a group of pitsters line up facing the pit wall and slam the hack into the wall. "Richard hack" is the final hack sport where the object of the game is to mortally wound other pitsters by booting the hack at a high velocity towards their heads and vital organs. Tennis ball sports include suicide, wall ball, and C.H,I.N,K. These sports are the only pit sports which were not invented in the actual pit. Even non'pitsters play these games but almost never down in the pit. Tray sports have evolved from the primi' tive birth of tray ball to the modern rendition of tray giant slalom, Because the pit has been endowed with its own black diamond slope, almost all alpine Olympic events can be duo plicated when we are blessed with that oc· casional coating of snow, The final and most flamboyant pit sport involves a vertically disadvantaged senior that

goes by the name of "Chipper." The first in the series of two Chip games IS the ever-so' famous Chipper loss which requires not only Chipper but on the average, five senior pits' ters with exlreme upper body strength. The object of this game is to launch Chip into the air, Sometimes some guys even try to break his fall. Another Chipper game is the Chipper spin, patented by Doug Clarke. In this game, Chip is grabbed by an arm and a leg and is spun around until the cheering crowd hears thaI faint voice saying, "Aww, come on guys, put me down," I would like to sayan the behalf of the pitsters (the Seniors), that if it weren't for pit games, we would have died a 101 earlier because pit games cut down on smoking time, So to all the pitster wannabe's, "LeI the games begin ... OPEN!" By J.J. Wanderer

Seniors

16\

WilHam 0 Boll "We mUlt laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all," - La Bruyere Just don'l "'t 11ft play around She.fP ob,ects The Fantaslic Adventures of No<:hln The poor Mlf of duck had a burnt leg ond robbery slul'l Vo know IMI guy from Aerosmllh hili big lips I'm not 0 jllnftor, I'm 11M! physICal mIImtenance engl_ of thi$ building You only gel oul of _lhlng wMt)'QU put into II Thanks for all )'QU've given me morn, dad, Beth, Erin, Speclor. and all who Mve helped me along my JOUfney, and ~es, Mike, )'QU too

1'\anhew R Bo)od "How often we forget all time, when lone admiring Nature'. unlver.al throne: Her wood. - Her wild. - Her mountain. - the Intense Reply of Hers to our Intelligence!" - Lord Byron Whal 11M! mind believes, 11M! body achieves I am Woo Avoid 1M NOId You're sliling on lhem Rowers work all w~k for 5 minutes of glory or ridicule You slll~ English Kanmgul Ifs gol big fangs Dealh Is but a door. time Is but 0 window, I'll be beck!

James P Brandl "College should be eu)' after tlklng II yelr of Phy.ic.," Down wilh C.T P Thal'lks, mom. for the edocatiorl

Jim Wickersham al'llicipaled gradUlllion do)'

Gj ~~.

Mora. Rlmert

DlInlei P. Bransfield "To drelm In)'thing that )'ou wlnt to drelm. Thlt I. the beaul)' of Ihe humin mind. To do Inylhlng Ih,l )'ou w,nllO do. Thall. Ihe .trength of the human will. To Iru.t yourKlf to tot your limiU. That I. Ihe c:ourage to .ucc:~'" - Bernard Edmond. 1'he Irish Vigilante . . Sorry. folks. park's cloKd, moose OUI fronl should have told ya Lunch Club, Sllmtor'l high hurdloes .. Why can'l you Iell lhe diff~e betwem an orange and an apple the lhrOfllt, pop,:rIn fresh dough Go 10 lhe back door ••• You will work for an IdioI: Thanks mom. dod. Kathy. and Eddie.

1'\1c~1 A Brusca "FIring I pllne Is Just like riding I bike. it's JUlt hlrder to put blseblll ards In the lpokes.·' - Lulie MielHn, Airplane Ziggy 1'\&rley - whal a ride home!. . If you like reggae music. 3 girls and the Mann . Shoc:k Party Board Membef. B~y. (}Baock Pride I'm lhe biggnl U2 fan. Scooter .. Red dog fresh brother No. Hlliti's tlult way.. II's not if you win or Iolle. it's how you look In your uniform.

Leo J Burke III "The root of III evil 1. the hurt of I bllek .oul." Let me pop your hood for II second ... O~ lind a Iullf Cllse, In half an hou•. no lie. . Ever have any madness In you. famlly (Joseph Conrad) .. People sa)' I'm InSll~ bKause I am d.ownlng all the lime - Ouy

1'\ic:twod A. &lrns ..It '-kell I big min 10 cry, but it '-kell I big!Jer min to Ilugh It thlt m.n." -

J,ck Hlndy What's the deal - sprn the wheel - if the da are hot take a shot - play your cards - show us what you got - what you·.e boIdin' - if the cardl are cold - don't go foldin' - lady luck is golden - she favors the bold - thill's cold - stop thrOWIng Siones - 9f't OUI thtie and rock and rotl the bonn - 9f'1 busy.. llull damn curlle gel down Wllh your bed &elf Jonathan 0 By.nes "80YI Ire like fine wine. they improve with Ige." - Author Unknown 6 fOl good luck. and Homey gol It . J.MA..B You beller wear lhe panlS. B"d . OK Bennis. you know the ft'SI BIG sister: I love you. B.O Yeah ... Jllke clln't drive 55 . Strelghloulla TELFORD Pillow, PtJmpkinheod UH.QH. iI's 9:30 .. I'm not a hick ... Mom end Oed thllnk you for aU you've done. I love you.

Alvin B. Cabalo .., get by with I little help from my friend•... I'm gonnl try with. IIttl", heJp from my friends." - The BeltiO from Serge,nt Pepper I gotUl 9f't up earlier I roet!d more ~ Wilh your fft'! in the a". and your head on the ground, try this trick and spin il. Yeah YOUf head'lI corne off. and Ihti",'S nothing In iI. and you'lI ask yow&elf. "Wheres my mind?" . . Where Is my mind? (the L.emoroheads) nmolhy p Callahan "You an fool tome people somelimell, but rou CIIn't fool .11 the people III the Ilmeo" B. ""arley Scooter, Old Yeller. CockrOllCh . 1'he !'\Inn; Night-in-Vena .. AU·hin. CoMVP Shock Pany Board 1'\ernbef; D-Back Pride It's not whether you wirl or lose. iI's how you ~ in your uniform Woody and Kelly Goggles al Jays and Canoll OInee Inl"'c~1on at P W Good Nighl • T'he Fall Classic; lynch. Brusca. I'm gelUng It.

Joseph p Cerrello "If I were to fall off of the Empire State Building, I would lei my bodr go limp••o .omeone mlY think I 1m a dummy, Ind Iry 10 cltch me." - Jack Handy One banana creme pie - pick up - roger - your pie sl•... I don'l fight. I Just run real fast and never look back Yes, I stili ride a skateboard. and yes. people do try 10 beat me up Get II sualghl. t llve In the Northeast and I wear plaid. how can 1 be a Guido ... Driving for fun, OInelng for 1'TIOI'Iey. Killing for gold. blind.

R,ymond M. C,sa~ "You can't .Iw.y. get wh.t yo... w.nt. b ... t yo... find .ometlmu yo... cen get wh.t yo... n~." Rolling Stontt Tower to Ghoslrldtr. lH ole mi~ - celt the bell Whals up PAY-EE' Yo Tommy P - l;llik to Ernie ,bout 11 We"re gonne pull down Halloween - Pele Rose sliding It1to I'lomt Yo S"'eellee What. hIS coil" Sllt' Who's thel kid With the oreo coolue'

Joseph M Cltpllnski "The only true knowledge I. In knowing )"ou know nothing." • Soc,.te. I know, kll oIlhlf'lg. Toc:WJY I. dlffertt'llend tomorrow the SlIme - Nell Pearl We are what we pretend to be - Kurt Vonflt9ut Music i, the shorthand of emotlOfl - Leo ToIlloy 27 Bern~ ltve.' But thats beside the polnt Chaaallaaaffe t

Christopher Citlino "If you w.nt .omethlng to Int forever, you hne to take care of It one da)" at a time." - /ll\leh....1 Pietro Trevorl Pltr,l Slupid guldog u Innl wap ~ greasy Ilelia" 3OClO bUl;k. and I .till didn't Slalll 55378008 -7734 +7734 Old ya ever get Ihat. you kno..... fuzzy feeling? , The fltw tolran<:e for 4~4 S ;. now open' 1 hate thiS s<:t>ooIt

DougIa. B Clarke lIu vu ga _tampo dlaga diet nork." QutSlJOnln9 sen'ly WOO's go! a smolte) I love algebra and gleat frltnd. DIgit' Lef. heve a Chipptl' tour Go Band' "Joey

N' ..IeonlI',

geomeuy~

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Jay Palflck Cody ICYUI"IVJ Everybody out, ~ heulenanl Ju.t celled! Wetch tho5e girl. from Wood 01 Thanll Bim. Irs been grul The cockrOlfch c'llwl'llQllln Woody llnd Ktlly Stn,or Week -92' "U you cen·t co""lnce 'em, conf".e 'em." -

Denltl Collin. ''One ma)" fall but lie fall. b)" hlmlCl' - Fall, b)" 1I1mICIf with hlm.elf to blame, One ma)" .ttaln and to him i. tlle pelf, Loot of the city Ira Oold or Fame. Plunder of eartll .h.1I be all hi. own Who tr.vd. the f"tttt lind travel•• 11 alone." - Rudyard Kipling Oiffy Larry and !he Celtic. RidIng w.th QUEEN Queen Belty O'Hara, you know who! JunlOl' Week In Linwood - Heethef,...,Ut. USA I don'l want to go 10 Judge Frank C<XlI' "I y.m what I yam 6- th.t', .11 th.t I y.m." - Popeye Kick em in the Grill! Hey. Jot. KM;k , ben hne! Hey Rent what e.n "e do with Scott'. locker?! Hey Schcavone Come here Hey Rob how ",as your weekend? It moly be foul but II sure Is funny Chaffel

Stephen W Cook "If you belieye In youraelf Ind hln dtdlcltlon Ind pride - and never quit, you'll be I winner, The price of victory" high - but _0 Irlll the rew.rd • .'· - P.... I "BelT" Brylnt

Cookie. Cooker. Cook1e Monster, Cook~ MIn, Cooksler . Hlillowetn '90 "They Just hit another 'Heldelberg -Btlg Brow. Munkh and Godln's ItalianChkk•. TUlly Frulny Hey buddy, he's the love' - I'm the fighter l Hey DeVt. un we make II to the fltllt dock:? Yo. John. How boul lhat Ofangt gymflllst.

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W. Fnmcil COI'coran "00 or do not, Ihere I. no try." - Yodl Hey TL. was lhl. the wedlend wilh CO'C Sorry I'm Illte, my walk hal becomfl c:onsl'll!ntly funny. she doesn'l IooIt Druish Do you like gladlatOl' movies? Jump dawn, turn siltier around, p;ek a ball! of COllOfl . You got SOI'Tll! anI. In your leeth

Gertld C~hl Andrew COllor'lol! "No mIn I. worth more than Inother. And none more thIn tt2.95 + tlX." - Ednl Mle Fnnlworth Let Ban throw the Balls! . Imn (, Ed, let's do papers! ... ThInks Mom and Imd. Nick, Hllery, (, Amanda Chrln)'.l can vote now. S.H.f.E., . Rich. get the )'ellow man .. , Looh like IOml!or'lC has some C S F Ed, arc )'OU In 01' life you Out?

Senior Retreats

here is what one might call a shroud of se<::recy surrounding the annual sen-

ior retreats. We see

i!I

couple dozen

:>ple deplHt on a big bus one Z1ulumn afnoon. We see them all come back approxi!Itely twenty'four hours later. What hap' ned during that lost day? Few, it seems, ow and even fewer will talk about il. Well ~ public has a right to know. After all, whose tion pays for those buses? Brace your-

ves; the mystery of the senior retreats is ,ealed. Unsuspecting seniors board the bus sitting

front of the school. expecting i!I day of sleep d missed classes. They, of course. have 31rd the same stories we have been hearing years. As the bus pulls out of the driveway

laSalle. they

liTe

subjected to a rude awak·

ing. Mr. Dolan, Bro. Tim, or whichever lor"e-inflicting tf!i!Icher this particular group of ,iO($ suffers lIS a moderator barks out an :ler to come to attention. The obviously mned students are told their destination is t, in fact, the Mlilvern Retreat House. It is

the mountainous wilderness of south central Pennsylvania. For the remainder of the bus ride the dis' believing upperclassmen sit In stunned si· lence, They listen to the llgenda that is 10 be covered over the next few hours, They learn the clothes they brought won't be necessary. Each person is issued a cllmouflaged fatigue. No food will be brought into the woods: "Lo· custs and honey sustained John the Baptist for years; they'll keep you alive for a day," the students are told. The objective of the experience is to bring you closer to God and nature, and you get plenty of both. Contingent at the edge of the woods and drives away. What transpires then, all will agree are some of the scariest and most exhilarating experi· ences of their lives. Mr, Jackson teaches everyone how to stalk animals and strangle them with their bare hands: Bro. Henry and his ceremonial deansings were missed this year. However, Mr, Parisi made up for that loss with a rousing rendition of "Kumblllya" around the campfire.

Aside from those planned activities seniors, as is typical. found games to entertain them· selves with. "Pin the tail on the sleeping bear" and "Is this berry poisonous?" were two relll favorites. All in all, everyone came away from the retrellt with only excellent things to say about the time they hlld. On the bus ride home, each person takes an Ollth to stick by the story that they went to Malvern, meditated, end met in little group sessions all day. You doubt that 50 mllny pe0ple could keep quiet for so long? Well the thing one needs to understand llbout thet is the fact that Bro. Ken disciplines anyone who violates his oath. I don't think any more has to be said on that subject. There it is. The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about the Senior Re' treats. It had to be told. I must now enter the Witness Relocation Program to escllJ>e the wrath of Bro. Ken, but it was worth it to see the truth come out.

by Tom West

Thomas N Craig "Tbe rI.er runl Into the sea but the Ie. II ne.er full, .nd the water returnl .g.ln to the rl"erl, .nd nowl .gain to tbe ItII ... " - JObn Cougu Mellencamp HI VAl Run 134 counter The irrldescent ..... fter Gone fi,nin Derf negah We're ....,,'"'11 fun I'm going goIliog Ho.... fal south is thaI?

Br.ndan P (r.....fOld "Knowledge II power. and knowledge can be the difference betW«II life or death." BEEP BEEP BEEP. Qt<; M.arky, K.... ome II • yunkel' M.R. don·t IIlp. PhYllCI il phun anyw.y fOtehead Vo Jeff..... hen~·s my beads I'd rllther be 1I 5PO"'!l'ef tMn 1I KOOK WOld 10 Etb fOl jllh jrle feeling. PEA(E. Geoffrey B (r".... fOld ··You c.n and you Clln't You wm and you won't You'll be d.mned If you do You'll be d.mned If you don'tl·· Yo fellll5. Morgan Isn'r purple lllrlghll frog. SmUh, Roger Dan I could have 5topped uh. runnlr19. but of course I DID NOTI PlIm. Nancy. Pene4ope. Ruth. I LUV U ALL~ Andy W.lIace. W.II, W.lIs Iei',

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Robert A, Cnu "Olmme my guitar, then we'll separate the men from the boyâ&#x20AC;˘." Sorry Eng, Yean Halen beats G '1'1' R any day ... Yo, Frank! Get on the set ., , It's nol who you are, you see, It's how you dress. " SO many girls, so few w~kends .,. Yo! Yo! Check out Ihe blond ... It's nol If you win or lose. It's how good you looked ... Old you see the little duckle crOlls Ihe Slr~t?

Michael A. D'Orazio "The world Is not our faclllt)', We have a respon,lbility, To u.o: all of our abllitie., To keep this place alive," - Fuga,.i I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. my head really hurts.,. What's Itle Pllol1 MasSltcIO:? ,., Lions, tigers. and dolphins. Oh My! ... Watch your moun., . Driving for fun. dancing for money. kUling for gold - blind. , . Open, . I'm out , .. Apples! John G. Dajnowski "The world is bilsed on mane)' and everyone lovu the 'Dollar.' " I'm down with C.T,P ., . 11'5 a w~kend Ihlng, .. Money up 10 here but unemployed ... It's a Sure pick ... What's up to all of my chums hom Council Rock al Winlel5porl ... Special thanks 10 ,A,ndy and Big Blue ... It's so hard 10 Illy goodbye 10 yesterday - remember your pals.

Timothy J. Daniel "In life, illS In a football game. the principle to follow Is: hit the line hard, don't foul and don't .hirk, but hit the line hard!" - T. Roosevelt '"64: This album conlalns expllcil lyrles , .. TDF In the house ... Double beg itl Yo! Frog, r went out wilh Jen 'asl night and '. I Nune est bibendum! . , , I do 100 live In a good neighborhood . The family: Tom Crllig, Billy NIc, Bullfrog, +the T,F.D " . Yo! Cit, whllt'le we doing this weekend? Joseph De Goveann

Thomas R. Delisa ''I'm .tandlng on top of the world." - Van Halen Slyiln' and profylin - Ric flair ... Ha ., , No problem - ALF If you',e 1'101 going all the way, why go lit 1111 - Joe Nllmlllh ... H1l5 anyone gol V"'l5ion four ... I gotlll wllik the hlllllgllin? ... Crllbs! ., Gel In the hole a. You'r", th", mlln .. Hey, Mom and Dad, you paid 5,000 a y~r to be menlioned In a quole? Robert J, Dempsey "Life movu pretty fast. If you don't look around once In a while, you might min it'" Ferris Buelle, I don'l live in Ihe Borough. I live in Andorra ... Chuck. where are you? .. , Here 15 $OfTl",lhing you can't understand, how I could just kill a man - Cypress HIli ... Thllnks Mr. Turner, ., You lhe man ... Wher", IIr", you going to school? Why? ... Anybody gol money for 9"5,

John T. Doebley "I'm really not a nice person, I'm kind of a loner." - Lenny Oykltr. Leooo! ... Whllt time Is this ClllSS ovel? ... Sorry Engelbert, nut AC/DC will blow a'N'R off the sta9'" .. I wonder If Mr. Jllcksorfs Cllr turns into 8 briefcase when h", gets to school ... Babe

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Edward S Donovan "A life I. not importlnt ucept in the impact It 1'111 on other live.:' - Jlckie Robin.on Think, Mom, Dad. Blodg. Coli for Ielttng me be me JltHmes! - J m,1I1Ol"'1 for whll? Nolhll"lg HEY BIG RRt1 - frlend'y -aU" hockey n"',,"1 a G_D 100' - SIeve on BK Dou~1 - Radquot6 - thr bumps Thanks Bud' MTW'

Jame, M Downey Time to go, Jlmul Phy,lcs ls fun' Hey Fabian. give me a cl'leeJeSteek' 2·pac go 'head and rock Ihis The fllSl freoc:h fry was made in grease Run lhe dive ' nil' year Halloween fell on the weekend Tllo Burnlo i'IIchael C. Doyle "With III Ole OIing. in life to do, there i. no time to be bored." We re noc hlvmg a tesl In here today ale we? So whats your poonO Why' Why not' ·Dlamond Doyle· Whfte was I .... hen .... e leanwd

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Rlc....rd J OurlO "A picture I. worOl I thou.and word • ." G lo.... n. my part of l00Mn You bve by the shck. you die by the stICk On thot wild side Ifs my y or the hIGhw.y Coolin on lhe corner on a hot summer's day OOOI';AMY!!! Down ,1 OPP! I'm a baaad man.

..Jowph R Ev""hng "He who will not rl.k Clnnot win." - John Plul Jones Dallas Co..boys - ..hli ",Ise c.n be said) on ... ""1 America. Team Hey. how y' darn) How much do you 'honk Dalllls Will won by on Sunday' Who "Iked me into Ih,s. any..,y) Golf If; , good walk ru,ned

Donald A Fagnan "Dream until your dreams come true:' - Aerosmlth But were already 00 the beflth Looks scery - lets do it' Live hfe; 11ISIe death for Friday) Pick ya up al 8 Yuh. but mine', got deelwhlslk:s

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John W Fallon "If you build CI.tI... In the lir, your work nf!f!d not be lo.t: that I. whue they should lte.. Now put Ole foundation. under th",m." - Thoreau Danny, lhe'",'s room enough for bolh of us Earvon~gic" Johnson Yo Flynn. we're st,11 undefuted on two on IWO Well worth it' To the tr<lQ95! Hawk. BIg B1lH'. and Brown In full effecl Bennl, I, tough, Apple.... ood 0.-' Yo Shf!p. I shall finish the game]

William J. Farrell "There', alw.y. room for Jello!" Fat chicks In SPANDEX T~ s.earch for the Holy Grill Why don't yoo slIap on a sct. and gel 001 theleand play!?, ,. W/IJ'It some chicken and biscuits? .. You're a clown! , ., John Bradley, DBnny Rlltchet. and Jlmmers ... CTP don'l $[."S wllh me!

Bren M. Felet "When the world i. running dow", you make the be.t of what'••till around." - The Police Wooooo! Thill boy be like II toothpick! .. The strongest skinny man alive ... You bll dummy! . "Feretman" , ., High Slylin' ProfiHn'! ... The Calf .. Go Big Blue; Magic for Heisman ... Thanks to everyone - Mom. DBd. Ry, and all my friends. DBnlel D. File "Thl. word 'love' - people can quite cully Illy that they love marmalade or they love mu.hroom., or they love people." _ 8teven Patrick Morriney Thanks Mommy and Herman. One day Blllman. Ihe next big like me? ... Jeffy. from both of us. MORRISSEY RULES1 ... It takes up to 40 dumb animals to make a fur COllI. bul only I dumb animal 10 wear a fur COllI, •• Hey BIG double R, yo T, we got one! ... I think II Is easl@st 10 take each day lIS it comn. Now there's poetry for you! ... Jen, I'll love you until the day I die; there need never be longing in your eyes.

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Ie opening scene starts out in a quaint house Springfield, PA. Brenda walks into Bran' rl'S room,)

mda: Wake up sleepyhead! mdon: I'm coming. What time is it? ~nda: It's 8: 10. I'm going to be late again.

mdon gets ready and the two hop into his lstang convertible.

le next scene takes place at the Mount. mdon pulls his car up to the front door as lIy and Donna pull up in Kelly's BMW.)

l1y: Yo guys! Are you all set for tonight? mda: I have absolutely nothing to wear. nna: Same here. lIy: Let's go downtown to shop after school. ~nda: Brandon, can you tell Mom that I'm :h Kelly and Donna? mdon: Sure thing! ~nda: And tell Dillon I can't wait to see him light. ~lIy,

Brandon: Sure, see you later. (Brandon walks towards his homeroom,) Brandon: Yo Ice! Ice: Word! (The next scene occurs at the Walsh resi· dence. Dillon has just come over, and Kelly, Donna, and David are waiting to leave at the same time so that they are all fashionably late.)

Dillon: That's all right. Are you going to the mixer tonight? Brandon: Just to the Hut. Dillon: Did Steve ask you about Belts? Brandon: Yeah, how about you? Dillon: Yeah. I don't know Why he would ask us. He knows we go to AA. Brandon: Well, you know how rude he can be, I jllst hope he's careful tonight. Dillon: Is he taking anyone to the mixer? Brandon: No. He's just going by himself, but I did hear that David Silvers going with Don· n•.

Kelly: Did anyone hear what Steve's doing tonight? Dillon: Yeah, his usual - Bells Mill, Kelly: Someday he's going to get caught. Brenda (walking down the stairs in a tight mini skirt): Well let's get moving, Dillon: My, my, look at this specimen. Brenda (giggling): Oh, Dillon. (Everyone leaves except Brandon, who is standing at the door.)

Dillon: That's interesting. Anyway, tell Brenda I'll pick her up around 8:00. Andrea; Thanks and um - well - urn , Brandon: What? Andrea; Are you going tonight? Brandon: You know I don't dance, but I'm going to meet the gang afterwards at Pizza Hut, Do you want to go? Andrea: Sure, no problem. (Brandon pulls away.)

Donna, and Brenda start walking to' rds the door when Brandon begins to leave. en, all of a sudden, Andrea runs up to Bran· rl'S car.)

Brandon: Be careful, guys, I'll see you at the Hut. (About two hours pass and the phone rings.)

(The next scene features the inside of LaSalle College High School. The hallways are crowd· ed and students are getting ready to start the day,)

drea: Brandon! Brandon! I wanted to find t if you wrote the letter for Operation Swim. ~ndon (handing her a folder): Yeah. here it

Brandon: Yo, Dillon, Dillon: Yo, Bran. Up for some skiing tomor· row? Brandon: I'm sorry, J can't. I have to work.

Brandon: Yo, Steve. What's up? Steve: I got arrested at Germantown Beverages. I need you to bail me out. Brandon: 1 don't have any money,

SlImuel S. filippi "So lonfil. Ind thinks for III the fi'h," Well, I lalize 1~1 NOW! As far llf I'm concerned, Ray 15 your bO$f Yol Check OUI lh.at ,M,ILF RC, FK. OF, 61'1, CL J6, The Unholy Trio, Go Eegles' Hey. what's the spread?Any ....ay Remember. an Eagle rmly SOlIr, but a ....easel never gets sucked inlo a jet engine

Patrick W F"lIlI'ley "All we Ire I, du.t In the wind," - Kin.., ..Ie roe care p.. Let. do _thing to Scott's Ioc::ker . Ted cion WHAT on the Fourth of July? Rene dld you t8d the book? CXXlKAAAY Rene! Another adventure of Capt ReJeCt

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.Joseph Flemmll'l9 "Hey. It', roufilh out there. You gotl.- look out 'or number one. but don't ,tep In number two, , , .. - It, Danfilerlleld So she Wlf. pig. so whall Yes Leo. man can live on gum alene Hey Andy, nlCt! lfilCtOt Give me a bottle: of anythtng and a glazed donul to go First bese Bugs BUMy, Second best Bugs BuMy. ulI.d best Bugs Bunny Hey [),on, tell us another story Don't do anything I h.aven'l done SIlva..... tuc:h Is,'" much' St~ve: You can go to my house and get some in my top desk drawer, Use the key under the front door mat. Brandon: I promised the gang and Andrea that I would meet them at the Hut, but I guess this is more important. Don't you ever use your head, Steve? Steve: Come on Bran, please. Brandon: Why me?

Steve: You are the only one who can help me. Even my mom is aweyl Brandon: Just hang on, I'll be there. Steve: Thanks man! (The next scene is at Pina Hut. Andrea is waiting out front for Brandon to come. She knows he is never late. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang pulls up.) Br~ndl!l: Yo Andrea! Where's Brandon? Andrea: I don't know. It's not like him to be late Brenda: Did you call home? Andrea. There wos no answer. Brenda: I hope nothing happened to him. Dillon: Don't worry He's probably on his way over Lefs go inside and order.

(The gang goes Inside and orders. They get their pil.Ul and breadsticks. Brandon wtllks in with Steve.) Brenda: Where were you?

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Brandon: Don째t worry tlbout it. Everything is fine, and I think Steve learned tl big lesson, Dillon: Well sit down and have some pizza. (Steve tells the rest of the gang what hap' pened and the Friday night turns Into ~tur' day morning. The gang eventually goes home.)

THE END

Joseph E.J. Flynn "I got my back again,t the wall and I'm coming out Iwinging:' - Magic Johnson OK! you clo.....nl ... Hey Cookie, not you, you clumb ... Wings to QO"O"O!! ... Who shot the bunny? · .. I"m on the run. the cops got my gun, and I"m hllving some fun.

Jon P. Fley "The gl I, never half empty but, inltead, half fulL" OK Floyd! Vou Schmegg! ... Ho..... ·s hfe In the fllst li~? ... The T·Bird? What clan! ... Let's go Mea in '92 ... Nothing Qltined - Nothing lost ... J'Blrd - Time to go! ... It's Klkl Birdl

Roger V. Frl!lllrio "Nobody notice. what you do until you don't do It:' Rurgor? Is RurQOf Flisario hele? ... Never get doubled off ..... ith len than two outs ... For'!IIlh'rrlo, For·!IIlh·trio. For'!lllrrio. it's the likes of you ... GN'R (lin perform live NOTI The Econom1cs Jesus .. Vellh, yOu're good. NOT! ... How's your fllther? Dead and cold!

Dominic Fulginiti "We were walkln' through lome youth. Smilin' through some p.ln; th.t·,.11 right, that', OK let', lurn the page." Midweight power lives forever! .. Let's stllr·board - Gelman rig It ... The Loop , .. How many free periods do I hllve? ... Breokfllst lit IHOP - .fter weigh·ins ... Mld-A. shllved Into my helld? ... liP Chern Is easy. trust me. Colin W. Gallagher "The lord I. firsl. my friend ••re .econd, and I am third:' - Unknown Mr. Collstrll hIlS the best eye for lolent In Ihe P.C.L ... Frog has blue eye•... Sen",ll. not It pig! · .. No Oz. leally your nose is small. , . Guys. my pltrents are going to WoWo. I'm glgglnl ... I'm in love! . , . Rog. buy Steve the .::ondo lind I'll be your agent.

Daniel P. Gallagher "It'l been a long time lince I Rock and Rolled:' llbandon 1I11 Hope Ve Who Enter Here.,. I lim the LlUlrd King: I '::lIn do anything ... Led Zeppelin · .. Que? ... Indians 5(lIUered on dawn's highwlly bleeding, ghosts oo.....d the young .::hlld's fragile eggshell mind ... Hogan's Heroes ... Whatever ... Villanova or laSalle. Patrick Gallogher "Sometime. Ihe thing. you lo.e .re often Ihe thing. you mi..:' - living Color Keith ond IIdom. Thonks fo.- the polnl job , ., So whllt If my girlfriend ....ent to the Prom .... Ith someone else? , .. He blew his mind out in 0 car ... Mom, Dod, Don ond Tim, Thonks for the help . , leh habe keine anung ... I s ....eol I'm gelling my car painted ... Keith, ....dam, lind Jolle thanks for the friendship", If you're not a little bit ClltZY, you're a lot boring.

David B. Gathman "The grades you an repeat, the good times you un't." - Holdenism Hey man - that's my G.T.O ... Geoff, let's take your Mercedes to meet Cheyllnne lit II cou.::h· dlloce ... What's up. bull?" Mom and Dad, thlln~ for everything, Love Vou ... Noofn<:er,l don't have II license ... The more you s ....e.t In pea<:etlme, the less you bleed In Will ... It's not ....here you lire. ii's .... hete you lire going. -54 ... Alii need Is my Cule! ....··1

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Steven P Gdowik "John Lennon ..ld thlt, but, of courH, he . . . the .llrul, I could Furil Bueller The I cappel" ~ng group Mm m the holt no. relltly. I am Im8It You'te Just a funny guy hi good to be the kltl9 LKket monty G '0" day 3fd £, 41h ups Steve. did you do your homt...ork') - no. Mr Fril

Mark A Gibbons "Laughter II the belt medicine." Thanks. Mom and Dod. for evtfylhlng Nice Stetllng. OOMII AII<:YO hoops No. I'm not Guy Smiley

My c.lvel ilIre not lhat big

Tayiof J Gweak. "Tun'> on Y0,*r light you .on't regret it. you got to go for the good Ind get It." -

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Jtfsty Imporl '"Trevor' Spald.nggulde PcMKk P.rly.t Gr.nny's') Btlty. shot·s rl'ICn than four .... httls. shots. tt.mp The moonbtams (, cosmIC charlie Don'tlump without your pitrechute' PolISh Power

GrtgOfy Giuliano "Am I going to be rutricte.d to nying 'Dlng·Dlng·A-Dlng' for you?" - "'IZ ROlch Greg. YOUt Iohots are Stallng.t me But &tn. soclfllism isn'l really evil "40 fTlOfe alcohol, II'S • Kool'AJd subslllule Slave to the I'I"dt LaSeIIt blind Itad CDngoII player Art you sl,1I tn lhal punk blind> John. I survlvtd that 1... 1«' I'm not wotkmg for the: c"mp-down. Thomas A GodIn "The ".nnything lbout Rremen; night .nd d.y, they're. II.IYI Rre.men." - 81ckdtln Roger lower, Mave-l"Ick has thot blIll YOO' nool gottl go' - oh boy Rly, ... hatlll y. doIn' 5th (, 6th? 447-8 .....nna shoot ~ SlICks? Everyone at 321. 27b r. 44 - WE NEED A CALL Why's lhat clly boy we.nn' co....boy boots? Me .nd Tommy P Cn,IISIn' In the 'velte r. knockln' on heaven's door

JotIn S Goltnon "Think of thret' thingl - .hence you came, .here you are going, .nd to .hom you must Iccount." - Eknj.min Franklin 4 quartelS, 4 Iwo-l .... enUts <Juneh .U you .... nl, ...,dl make more The COGM; Its not thot PCA. but Hipp'l no John Daly ather WtkOlTlt to the: pod How mUoCh would you give mil! jf Are you lfylng 10 tell me that Jesus Chnsl can I Nt • cutve bell'> Golden state netlve n..nkl Mom.nd o.d, You're the btsl_ Walter A Gre.oner "In I minute there il time for decilloni Ind revilions whld'! • minute. ... HI rev"rle." _ T.S. Eliot Yes Joe. Ihllt il indeed II fine dlllwlng of II wolverine 1 love to Itllrn unlelS It means btlng taught Oooklllly Rllich! Clln IInyOOl': glv" m" a ride home? Greater lhlngs lire always thought of thost who lire IIbsenl Don't worry Andy. lhe government II 11111 lublldillog fllrml Well dillmond OlIve could kkk your .... S$ Btllt me, kick me. make me do wOfd problems

Bl'iln J Gr,ff'lh "Imlglne _ bright blue Nil just spinning.•pinnlng h«, bu., .Ith eternity. Full 0' hope:. full 0' grace II th" humin rlee. call It home for you and me •.. " - Gratdul Dead leiS ~ fist"ng De-tek lets take a couple COUlses Brenden Youngs Nov '90 I'm not Ios,ng 10 Farragut There WllS this piece of SIting I don't d"nk Anyway Perry DOIt'1 worry llbout that rlllling; I dIdn't ne.-td II any ...ay

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M..lm<) M Ciuevarll "Ye who me..u with T,P,l'I.. then mu.t vi.lt the hou.e of pilin," - The Panimanlan l'Ilghtmare You would not be able to _ for day., but you would not mlfld, no! PIIY pl'opel' homoge to the pharoah Yo' M,e Oill, leI's drop a funky one Lei me get a bite of that sodiI M.. lind Steph; July 23 WlIlt, tk:i.... did II go agIlin') on, Aunl Peg Hurry up, come on, get out'

Frank H&a. "Hold your head up high, look 'em In the eye, never SiSy die," - Viln Hillen You gottlllove II Whatever Did you do physic.? She's beautIful What'd I do, brother? Good luc;k to lin my friend. See ya lind 1 wouldn't wanna be ya Glenn HlIlI. "There'••uch iI fine line belween clever and .I",pld," I'd ralher reign In hell than serve in h~ven ,It'. aboul thai Ume Pidge . . I'm already accepted - Hal . Tom, any crispy critters over the weoekend?

Bottoms Up ately there have been rumors flying through the tabloid pages discussing ..... the uncertain future of the immensely >pular series, "Cheers:' With a myriad of 1st members threatening to leave the show, Ie feathers of the NBC programmers are anding on end, So, being the masters of net· ork operations th!lt we are here at LaSalle, eoffered to take control and once again make BC proud aS!l peacock. The yearbook's staff as put In charge of casting, So here are our lokes:

Rebecca Howe; Her businesslike, efficient manner and resolve and unmatchable sartorial splendor qualify her. It remllins to be seen if the love of her life, Robin Colcord, will can' tinue to befuddle her: Mrs. Nancy Zoeltsch.

Carla Tortelli: Known for her feistiness and lIcerbic wit, this teacher shares most of Car' la's personality traits and quirks (except. of course, her well advertised promiscuity): Mrs. Janice Ciccimaro.

Woody Boyd: A likeable, though at times na' ive, youthful. all'around good guy; Mr. Tore Hanssen (nole; Mr. Hanssen can also be seen on ABC doubling as Dobber on the show, "Coach,")

Frasier Cr!lne; Well educated, an eye for aes· thetics, and an off-the'wall sense of humor all to make us choose: Doc D'Angelo,

Norm Peterson: Not even close: !l hands-down victory, right down to the gait: Mr. Gerald Mill·

e.. 5m Malone: A balding ex-professional pitch· . who de:lights in reminiscing about the "good e days," Though he hasn't quite got Sam's oks or endorsement appeal, in this time of :onomic recession, beggers can't be choos' 's: Mr. Ed Molush,

Cliff Clavin: Since we would like to pass a certain phys. ed. course, we won't mention the name of this man known for taking his job too seriously and being a tad highstrung. A key word, though: H2O,

Lilith Sternin-(rane: No, really, she was chosen for her ability to balance a career and motherhood along, of course, with her tllking her fragile stoicism to a cold extreme; "any suggestions?'· John Allen Hill: Pompous, astute and pow· erful - need we say more?: Brother Rene Sterner.

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Scott T. HlIgelin "I woke up, fell out of bed, .nd dragged. comb acro.. my head. I went downatBlra .nd dr.nk a cup, and looking up I noticed I waa I.te." - The BeaUta Don't cllil me Big Red Don't trust llnyone ....ith these keys Wilke up! , HIIII TOBAR (, F(JBAR StllQt cle.... hotllne. Ho.... mlly I help you? ~ysics is fun. ,Ir you're going to hit It. 111m for the bumper Five years ,s too long

E. ScOIl HlIlntlld "WHERE h.ye you gone Joe DiMaggio, a nation turna its lonely efn to you." - Simon & O.rfunkel Hey Tim, 15 there II God? OK Johnny, Slly you hllye t .... o bfIl100ns ,. I think, therefore, ....hy do I run? " He either tllkes the rirst or he s....ings lit it - DlI,old Kno....les .,. Hey Sllm, ....1llI!'s kh bin eln Krllut lind ye .... 111 conquer the yorld , . , Slave to the Mole. the spread?

Sha....n M, Hampstead "Dre.ma are the touchstonea of our char.dera:' - Henry Dayid Thoreau DAMAR, where the MOOSE RUNS LOOSE,. My shoes sell soh pretzels in my closet, , , Winning Well worth it. Sic 'em kid, stick 'em in the head ... Shep, Isn't everything: it's the only thing Is II legal 10 harpoon ....hales?, God they stunk (B-bfIl1) .. This Is ....hllt I call a larget-llch environment

Stu Hamm, disguised as Joe Cieplinskl. makes lin IIppearance to l..lISaUe.

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Roger J, HlIrrlngton "Win if you tiln, lose If you must, but always cheat!" - Jell5e "The Body" Ventura FM & Left Field where there is only one rule: Anything Goes! ... Hey Rook, CLC BIIbyl ... "Andre" lakes first pllze, although "Morgnn" was the most colorful. ,. Yo Lynchy, if you'rl! eVI!! lit a gns station, use the "full serve!·· ... Rl!member, 'Sea' the best, .. Frog, give Mil" his shorts backl ... It's only chelltlng If you gt't caught ... Mom, Dad. Rye. lind Jellnine: thanks, you're the best and I love you 1111.

Shekhe' R. Hllthl "We haye come from somewhere and are going .omewhere. The great architect of the universe neYer built a Itairway that leadl to nowhere," - R.A. MIlllkan Yo Shake! Wha's Up? The Rocket·man cOlJId go 1111 the wllyl ... If you snooze. you lose .. , Y M. ,ules! ... Peace to my homeboyz lind remember to T,ellt 'em Right ... Thanks Mom & o"d for putting me through this s<:hool .. Good luck 10 everyone ... I"m OUlllI here, CYIl!!! Plltrick G. Haughton "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like II small boy, playing on the leashore," - Sir tsaac Newton 'Stars will fall from the sky' - Mtltt 24:29 ... look Drew lind Kevin, II motorcycle gang! Conserve Wllll!r. milk II cow! ... Thtir bricks hllve fllilendown, b<Jt wI! will reb<Jild them with smooth stones: their sycamores hllvl! been cut down. but we will replace them with cl!dllrs ... One Is but chllfle In Ihl! wind

Sleven J. Herrerll ""'y hand. were .teady, my eye. were dellr and bright. My walk had II purpose, my ,tep. were quick and light, and I held firmly to what I thought wa. right. Thankl for everything Mom and Dad," Dlllmond OlIve ... He got all of that .. Did you see wlestling 01\ Saturday~ ... The chalice ... VH concert - 10/91 •.• I"m chl!ap, I admit it ... It's not whether you win or lose. It's how good you look - lei me check my hllir .. Thank you very little. Scott J. Hlcke "Se yourself, give your free will a chance: you've got to wllnt to succeed," - Yes Wo....! Thllt WIIS nellt! ... Does this look like II good mood to you? .. Chllffe? Who said that7 I'm serious! llealty forgot we had lab tooayl ... Je n'" think so pas . I don't suppose I can kill that tow truck guy if we ....ant to get blick, huh, Joe? .. OK. give me a hint. Is my lock ...r som....... her... on campus? .. , For the last 11m... ! I am the r...al presldl!nl.

Sean J. Hipp "I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed." - Robert Fro.t Sure I'm positive. I think. ,. Me speed? Never! ... Don't use words with more than 5 letters: they confuse me! ... You're looking llt my gut. llin't yll?! ..• Why does my hair keep falling on my dtsk? .. Stan, Hipp, Hippo. Fat Hipp. Hippster . . Why me? They always pick on mel ... Thanks Mom. Dad and Kevin. Challes J. Hirschbuhl "Test? What Paper?? You're kidding, right??" Hey Bernie. new tie? Coffee, Mr. Russell? ... Chicken Scrlllch. ho ·s Ihe grasshopper? ... David Duke '92,., Norm. thllt's not a beer belly? ,.,5 G's in 10 khoi Belll'r 10 remain silent and be thought a foollhan to speak oul Bnd remove all doubt. - A.l.

John R. Hornick "And you may nnd yourself living in a beautiful hou.e, with a beautiful wife. and you may a.k yourself 'Well, how did I get here?' " - Talking Head. Not genna do it .. , All senior homerooms please report to thl! auditorium ... Clarence! Clarl'ncel ,. Kill the Wabbitl , .. Weird. wacky. wlld stuff! . ,. YESI , .. ALL we need - a Druish princess! ... And his haIr was perfect!

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MBrk J Houck "De.tiny i. nol a matter of chance, It is a matter of choice." Houckeeeey! Hoock, Houcker. "'The ShBrk" AIl-AmericlIn "Yo Ed. Is Doosa [)orf on the I'm waiting for ffltz .. , I un't, I hllve test" 523 Brellk 'em In hllif Hey frog, llhhhhhhhh ' a gllme tomorrow Thllnks mom, dad, Mllrykay, Mike, and John FOf everything

Justin M. Jllndrisitz "God doe.n't uk u. to be .ucce..ful, only faithful."

A man's chllrllcter Is his fllte Silence Is golden but silence In the fllce of evil is llpprovBI Can lln unborn hellrt be bfoken? Early to bed. Early to rise, Fish all dlly. And mllke up lies. Thanks Mom and Dad and Greg T~ guys llt GT Automotive Tonto. Silver Bullet, llnd Steliith Thomas J, Jennings "There are only two kinds of people in thl. world: Me and people who wanl 10 be IIkt me!" P~le who wflte quotes In little books don't hllve '" clue llbout life . People who know don't tBlk, people who tllik don't know - Tao Te Ching AlwllyS buller your roll before pillelng il in the oven No one lellrns llnythlng unless hI! $teS a need for it - John Dewey Neva eht ni ti gnic:&lp eroll!b liar ruoy rtltub syllwlA You lellrn more /rom your !Iccidents thlln anything you could ever leBrn in school - B Joel

Willlllm J. Jones "Being a man I, a terribly difficult lask, .ince it con.i.l. prlnc.ipally in dealing wllh women," The Offiellil 'Teddy"' Title Chllmpion . . llovl! you _ llnd II dozen roses. "Summer of '69" '" You Clln't have evtrything, Wherl! would you put It? Hll' Good Golly. 'Tis the season to be Merry PrOCfllstlrllltlon is the bl!st thing since sl~ ... Why is the lllphlibet In thllt order? Is It because of thai $009? "'Midweight 4" - PCLC '91 - Home of thl! "General Gunwales" Everyone must row WIth lhe oars he hll5 '" Thanks Mom and ~d for eVl!rythlng! lIy, Michllel Joyce "You got one life 10 IIvt: that'. just borrowed time, Don't close or blink your tyu, you'll lo.e your chance to ny," - Joe Perry Is that papel due today? I'll do it tonight Let's go cruisen'!! ,Aerosmllh Rule,! ... What', yer collllr size. boy] Who you camn' "Swettler. There's llbsolutely nothing wrong with lllklng SEPTA Yo Raymond! You wanl me to show you II shOltcut home? . Really, I'm not t~ only elty boy wllh long hllir, cowboy boots and a flannel

Michael J, Jugler "Seln tht lnltialive and never lei it go then you will go on to victory." - General Lee "Mldnight 4 lives forever .. Star~rd German rig WllS a good ldell "He sent us on the loop. I had eight pancakes before ""elgh Ins So I h.ad eight gIrls in the car 0 K. mllybe not eight, I never ever gol a tlckel lind I don'l dzlve filS! Kiss my enti'e, SilssafrllSs!

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Adam G. Kzm "I wl'h I neyer woke up thl. morning. life wll. ea.y when it wa. boring" Chubba Jrl Hey Pal. lers go pllint your CllZ ., Never drop your glrlrrlend off al Top down, rIp it, Whele 15 my mind Anti bionic.

Police Bible camp!

Edwllrd p, Klelnlln "Skill. art not lin end In them,elYU, but rather the r.w malerlal. from which you share your accompll.hmenU," It's the Hempster - Word Up! Shut up II "1 ,. MllY the schwartz be with you - JR. JF, JF, SH, AW, DR. RH, RM. VB, JA, MA, KL, ON, MA, DG, TM. JM, MW . Good ball Rodger! Wheel, wheel. wheet "C16 baby"' - the Rookster Hi Joe! HI Jeff! .. Hey, thaI's my pencil!

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Cherles J. King III "There is no comfort except in the overlordship of the god': only Zeu, is free" - So' phodes Relll men drive trucks ... ok. relll mefl drive trucks •.. Suburblln off·roader. Ocelln City does so have wllves .. Atlllntic City Is bellutiful in the fllU •.. Renegllde Forenzoid II ... Shickllilemy '91 .. 1"11 drive ... No ... I doo'! row clew

Chris T. Kirkpatrick "I am rather like e mosquito in a nudist camp: I know what I ought to do. but I don't know where to begin" - Stephen Bilyne But Deifel. I"m SOUtlly tober. 0 K. Mr. Gillespie. let's SlIy Macgyver has some toothpicks (, a gum wrappel ... What do you melln? I always relld my English books, ., Ben, just shut up!!! Most hated phraSf! - "O.K.. we have alignment" . I take one step forwllrd Eo two steps blick, but I get where I"m going because I'm usullll)' hellding the wrong Wll)' to begin with. Keith E. Krelovich "You min too much these days if you stop to think" - <12 Curb, curb. curb! That was eurb! ... I"m bored. let's p.!Iint Pat's ellr ... Adllm, top down. I got shotgun ... Nieole. 11/4/89, thanks, love you! ... Mom, Dad, L1ndll, Joe. SIad, thllnks, love yll! ... Thanks for the memories LlISalle!

European Vacation

.... rere Jacques had the pleasure of see... ing Paris and London over the Christ· mas holiday on a nine·day trip with Ie students and EF Tours. The trip was a t'minute operation that ended up being an :redible experience for all of those involved. e group included seniors Matt Boyd, Dan ~nsfield, John Gorman, and George Roma· , juniors Mike Cuba, Adam FOIt:, and Brad ndella, and sophomores Jim Gorman and rl Haas. The globetrotters spent three days France and four days in England, and saw ;srly everything that could be squeezed in ring the stay, Favorite places were the Tower of London, rsames, the London Zoo, Notre Delme, Saint lapelle, the Louvre, and O'Henery's Pub. ley even had the opportunity to see a show London called, "Me and My Girl." In ad· ion to the two capital cities, they also vis'

ited Oxford. Stratford·on·Avon, where William Shakespeare was born and wrote, and Can' terbury, the town where St. Thomas Beckett was martyred. The students also had fun trying to inter' mingle with the French and British. but were still always quickly identified as Americans. They enjoyed the company of kids on the tour from Cellifornia, Georgia, Vancouver, Florida and Virginia. By the end of the trip the ten travelers elt:perienced subway riding, ordering in a French restaurant. and imitating a British accent. They also realized that Frere had it rough being the perennial chaperone on the trips to Europe. They saw and learned a good deal about Europeeln culture, and left wishing they had more time, but relishing in the pros· pect of telling stories and showing pictures of the trip to friends elt home. by: John Cormeln One of those pictules for friends at home,

GlIrgo)'IeS and f1yln9 bullresses a Ie Frlln' clIlses.

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Keith W lllpp "Whatever happe.n., I'll luve It all 10 chance. Another huruche, anolher failed romance, On and on, dou anybody know what we are living for?" - Freddie Mercury Yo GBird. It's Friday. let'. go elllly Hey Mel l How llbout Mike Oliphant for Ernest Byner? Cups') Well how many buses do you have') OooKllllyy Riiich l StICk em kid. stick em In the he~1 WlIIl, fm thlnkirog NO' Wet SIInd Thllnks mom l

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If you can I be "'llh lho!' CIt'Ie you love. lhen flOd someooe else to love Shock partypllny dI Crash mobtle - I s..ear ,t ..., a deer I .. ,th I "'as lho!' cOIKh's 50n let's hit 1M camera Boddy. Boddy, Boddy - Call me Bawdy' OK Woody lind Kelly

Mer"ln LIIu "Alwa)'. give ),our bett. never get di.couraged. never be pelty; al.ay. remember others may hale you. ThOle .ho hate you don't win unle.. you hate them. And then )'ou destroy )'our.e1f:路 - Richard l'tiaon life' Can'l hVI! ... ,th It, can I live .."haut It IHFB Psst! Yo. shut Upl He s lust a fuooy guy Sh,fs older t"on my ..stel' WhIt' Never let a computel know you'~ in a hur.y Dave for governor QUOIt mt If 1m ... rang

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Andrew M.. Lawrence "It Is not death thlla man should fear, but he should fear never bellnnln" to live'" Marcus Aurelius No, I do not live on I firm Yu, this Is II new strlw I'IlIt Dr~ming of CR Best of luck to everyone It T V. N B., JC, J. T., J W , P R If you cIon't know lhe Inswer, 9uel1$ bourgeoiS WhIrs so funny IIbout me? Do I IImuse you? Am III clown to you) Look jerky, I don't need 10 tlllk 10 you Thank you Mom. Dad lind Jennifer for III your love Ind support

Steven M LawllOl'l '"The only person who can tell you you Cln't, Is you, And you don't hive to listen'" Nolin Ryln I'm down wilh CTPl OOOOklly LoooglIn liey, Bennis, Nice lI,my jacketl Noll Filion, so help me God I love chemislfy, whee whee w!leel. The gambler hlld lhe bell move Rub I dub dub It likes 3 men to wllSll Hub 5.0, G This Is whit we were trlined for. Dan R. Leader '"The only wlY to be suo;o;ell5ful is to strive for whit you wlnt'" The 'R' ... OooKIlY LIISalle!. . I get In, or you get out . Strike one "Kiss me I'm lfish NOT' Pull lhllt 4 yr, L.S. knife out of my ~ck LlSalie Weugen Club '92 . . Mom r. Dad. thllnll for everything

[)eone R_Leeder "Winning Iin't ewer,thin9. but .anting to i ...路 If it I,"'t Mil芦l down, ,tl mme Strike two You /'\oos sure can parly Lips, t..ts, lind I Lump t..SaIIe Weugen Club '92 N<evet" let the truth get ,n the WlY of I good story Mom Ind Oed, we've been through I lot Thanks for being there Daniel A Lewis "Succe.. lies not In never falling, but In rl,lng everylim" ,ou fall." - Vince Lombardi Ed the Luv Sponge - Buy me I Garden Weasel! liey. Citrlno. who love, Nifty', more - you or me? Yopple. DowIe. we love TED KOPPEL! . Winning isn't everything, It's the ONLY thing ... If you Wllnna BE the man. you gotla BEAT the min! ... LONG LIVE BREEZE! .. One flew east. one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo'. nestl ... You will know the truth lind the truth will set you flee. - JeslJs Christ

Donald G, Llebsch "Wekome to the plrty, pal:' - John /l\o;CI.n" "Once u.pon I lime. Fireman Roy" "Where's theq...-.eetlr Hey, MedilIno. you Ire In A""",Ie.n o T C.J AK, Thanks Mom lind Dad LIVE FAST AND OlE yootta Tour one ugly ACKIt THP'PT" I'm I bit of In alley CIt, 100 _..II+?

..IotIn E. Unk "Hi. desire of kno"ledge, like the thint of rlo;hes. Inueues ever with the .cqui.ition of it." - Sierne 'The Missing Link" 'Why do you Mve (0 play]" Niq...er. Baby' "Come here Snowey wllnl some frOG! Loops)" O.NC tarheels, enough lIid! "link, Wildwood Ind the Pink f1IImlngo" 'If you don't be quiet. I'll lily nine across your lip" 'ThlInk, for everything - /'\om. D&d. Kri. Ind IU my hiencls..

Gene A. L1lynsky "They wuve, III Ihey r,,"e.1 their inn"rmOII .elvell wllh the outpourlng of their hurts'" -R,E./l\. "Everybody h.. their own opinion, holding II back hurts so bad" ... "1 IIW myself In 1I drum Ind II pockel full of gold" . "In consequence. rm Inclined to reserve III judgments. I habit tMI hilS opened up my cutlous Mtures to me" "Remember. the world doesn't Slop when Importllnt "Don'1 lei OUI youlh go to WilSIe!" things IlIke pIlIce"

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Joseph P Log/ln "When God i, determining how big you will be, He mellSures your heart, not your height." No, my mom ca,,'t gel me Into any college I w/lnt. City boy, NE. boy They c/lII me drink I W/lnn/l be a judge boy NOT! Sammy! No, seriously, I can dunk WOW! Yo Jersey Import, just pick one of the many

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Chdstilln 5 Lopez "To whom much i, gillen, much il u:pected," "Your /lmbltlon is just II sh&dow of your drellm," - Shakespeare You down WI\ /J.Q,Q . The Fellas Calf/Toothpick, Hooook, Kraut. Gas, The Flu, Italian S\allioo, Gormy, and Arian (The Ultimate Caucasian), Th/lnks felills. Dot who the .-. is "SIopeZ?I" - (and don't forget llbout "The Mole") The Guys, Kev, Bill, Med, Joe, Sam, Pat (and others I fo,got to mention), Thanks for the ftl<!ndship and memories . Whlltare you talkln' about, I never dis anybody?! To all the guys, gals, friends. and family, Thanks and wish me luck! Ronald G. Lopit "All lober inquirers after truth, ancient and modern, pagan and Chriltian, halle declared that the happiness of man, lIS well al hi, dignity, conlilt. in lIirtue," - John Adami I would /lgree with you If you were right Let me m/lke one thing perfectly dear .. Well as far lIS you know (that's class!), You know sometimes I even amaze myself A flute without holes Isn't a flute and a donut wilhouta hole Is a danish, Thank you very little I did before I will later Now Is Ditka drivlf1.9 the bus? D1I Bears! . Leooo!

Edward M Louka "Fare thee well now. let the words be yours. I'm done with mine," - Grateful Dead "Fred Ihat's my T/J Ed Laukll SlIyo Eddie "Anybody thai di~!Jrees WIth me is just Mupid" - Chllrles ~rkley those WaWlI's jump right out at you "The ones WIth the white Thll"ks Mom and Dad for 1111 yOUI support ri/'lgs around them lI,e optio/'lal" Michael J. Lutz "His life wal gentle, and the elements so mi:s'd in him that Nature might Itand up a/'ld lay to all the world, 'This WllS 11 man,' " - Julius Caesar I'm so slick and sly I'll /'lever be caught; Mischievous. not me! There are two kinds of people He He He Hli Vaa!! In lhe world Me and lhose who wanl to be like me .• B&d Jokes at lundt. to the Blues Bros. and U,M, Partners in crime (Operation: QulkVick) Did you.see me throw it. No. so you have no proof and are obstrucling my rights /IS an American citizen .. I told Mr, Parisi and now riliell Mr, SlanUlck, 1 COVel my t,"cks lind don'l gel caught. Stop uylng to gel me'

Slephen B. Lynch "If I could be anyone else In life I would enllY me:' - Leonard Bunstein Bea, Rogel, Hornet and I hllnging 01,11 at the gas Sllllion I am the one and only Sen~i! Billsphemy!" Ouy's house fOf Nlghl in Venice - ·'Hello Mr Osborne" Driving horne from Ziggy Marley' 'You're welcome Brusc!!·· Yo Mlln, see if she hilS a friend , Colin's hllvlng II Hey Michelle thanks for the back rub 'Hey Mitch the cops gig. his parents wenl to W!!Wll came to your p.!Irty, where were you?' Michael A. Magro "We judge a book by itl covu, and ,ead what we want between selected lin",,:' -

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'n ROles "I swear. it's Englebeort the SINGER'" "I am the chern GOD'" "Guns 'n' Roses Rule" . "Use your illusion' 'Sehrodlnger Is Not llny GOD" Kiki. get a lob!' Time to go. Brother" "Whe,e's luy?"'

Terrence A Malone "ROles are red, V, V.'s hair is black. I'm good looking 10 just step backm" "TTM., hI Team A.C-, SOCCER -3. Lance Romllnce"" "40's 4 P/lny Room, Deep Run, Long live the 'DOVE' .. "Steph how's Popcorns?" Peace Out ' Wtchll llllkn bout? Big Brown. Monk, tllke off thai sweater "00 ya take the bus or do you p/lck your own lunch" I'm down WIt C.T,P' FOX CHASE!"

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James f Maloney "Drum on. Drum on, Dream on, Dream until your dream comu true" - Aerosmith "fightlng lush and One filipino" Lefs go gel Junk No, she wanls me '-What can I do 10 you, for you' The General Thanks Mom, Dad, Janet and Mike fOf all the help LASalle, thanks lor the 1T'If!f\'lOl',"

Ryan M. Manning '" know you gel a day when you don't wllnt to do a thing it'. the Jimmy Crack Corn .wlng, II's natural" "Thanks Dad lor everything"' "Peace up class 01 '92" "Ca.fl do nutlln for yal"' Homework' Whal Homework? Must be lhe music "Down with OP P' Joseph W Ma,kmilnn "When I see somebody fall down. my first in.tinct i. to laugh. But then I think, .hal if I were an ani and Ihal person fell on me?" - Jock Candy /"lever let school int~fere .,th your education Eh. like I lound III IT-.o~ In my beer. Eh' Ate you sellOUS, Cllllk? Trans Am No, I'm not qUIte MI Clebn, yel Who forgot the launcher? Thanks Mom ÂŁ, Dad - for everylhll"lg

Chrislopher Marlin 'Your Stalr.ay lies On The Whispering Wind" - Led Zeppelin '"Lord, I was bam III Ramblin' Man"' hey group, whet's going on this weekend? To MIke B, Mike P Ray, Tom, Joyce, and frank - Than. lor making the Pil a g'Nt \tme To Chuck 5 - Myslee' Harbou' live. lorever My rIllme ,s CHIP" VH RULES Keep you' eyes on the roed, your hands upon the ...heeI Hey Steve Coote., have a rough ciay;!"

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John M Malslnger 'fm down w,1 C I P 'A ZlIlger'" '0 K' You"re R.gtH (Not!r' Onded ...e SlImd dlYIded life filII logether ...e <:lin Stllnd tllil 'ThIs Y9r Halloween lell on II weekend, me lind CI.P lite Irick 01' UeIIlen' "Yol Wilke me up .... hen c:lllss IS OYe!"' How IIIte)" Here 1$11 perfect desc:npIJOI''1 01 me GIl I Smooth lind LoYely

Edwllrd C Mc;Comb Chelle All hed ToNtt Fubllr I c:ould Iell you but I'd hIIye 10 kill you I hIIye 10 Illy 4!iO It 01 CIlb6e by 3,)() p,m She 901111 mustllCtle' If I Wllnled a green school beg I would heye bought one Ted, Wake up" '1 am lhe eggman. they are the eggmen. 1 am the walru$ Goo Goo Go Joob The Bealln Gerald P M<:COI'mac "It'a a dog·eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearln' milkbone underwear," - Norm Pe· teraon, ..,. day off flom schoool, "2 Legll 2 Leg)1 2 Quit" (Allanla Flllcons) .. 'E' EAGLES" ., 'B' SOLOMON", "Oh well, nUlhlllg more nuthlng less' 'Kay so roo SIl 100' nolhm' gIllned' 'I shIIll fimsh lhe geme nothing lost I shall finIsh Ille 9Ilme

John p, McCusker

Deadline Dilemmas You are now paging through this book. mOSt probably in late May.. 1993, You have most likely happened upon me before. Hello, Pleese ellow me to introduce myself, I am what you call a filler. I em whet happens when those wild and crazy guys in the yearbook office aren't up there. I'm the illegItimate love child of two of your best friends: Irresponsibility end procrastination, You see, when deadline time arrives, my foster father, Mr. Ed, search· es for "real" articles. When they're not found, I kick into third gear. As you can see. my brothers and sisters and I have been proliferating lately. Even with protection such as fear and threats of bodily harm, it just seems that there's no such thing as "Safe Hanging Out. ,. As the editors do less and less work, more and more of us appear.

But it's not just the fault of the editors, Why, the yearbook receives scores of won' derful articles that ollre cut by the moderator' at large because of bickering and catcalling that denote them as "in bad taste." Why noth· ing could be further from the truth. The article on "Jello Wrestling Accountants and the Women Who Love Them" (seen on Channel One last week) was just too long for the con' fines of the yeo!lrbook. "Really Gross Autop' sies" was not cut because of its "graphic na· ture" and "utter obscenity:' Rather. we de' cided to send it to Reader's Digest. where we could actually make some money off this Ren· aissance art form, The best part about the filler is its total disregard for any taste, interest. or Canadian voting law It Just seems to ramble on, with

no hope of ending in the near future, It ju seems to ramble on, with no hope of endir in the near future. But, you will get used to me, Trust me, mean. after fifty or sixty pages of me. he could you not love me (or kill yourself), Bu since you've read~. I can see that I've seIV( my purpose, I conclude by saying that I will miss eac and everyone of you. especielly you, Scar crow. I am the filler, a cross. , . a cross b tween Edgar Allan Poe, Jerry Garcia. and t~ Energizer Rabbit: I'm depressing, spaced ou and just go on and on and on end on lind c By: Joe ZlIlewski. spokesman of the Yearboo Staff.

Brian P. McDermott "If I .poke pro.e, you'd find out that I don't really know what I talk about," - Nowhere Man (Yellow Submarine) "WhaO" "Yo! DERM'" "Junior Week '91" "0000 ... Kauyy " "You're just crumbs 00 the table:' "My life at Cedar, Stv, the Crib. add the Nash with the Rats:' "The DoUble Standard: a rule every man should live by." "No biddy in the cribby."

Timothy P. McDonald "The FightIng Irish and One Filipino" "Space Shuttle McDonald" It's McDonald and Dick Donaldl Red hair flames 50 bright I wish I was the cOllch's son. Ma made me do It. No O'Hara, Don't skeez II! and there was much rejoicing. yeah, "Never pet stlange dogs or run wIth $Clssor," - Mom Brian McGuigan "It', the ,ame old thing i l l ye,terday." - SlIng "You Potato!" ... No, I don't live on a farm ... Why do you write sooo ,mall] ... Buy "'merlcan Thanks Mom. Dad, Terry, and Pat ... I'm goln' to Disneyland.. "You glorify the past, when the future dries up." - 02

Brhm J. McNamara "It'•• harp, .mooth, ea.y to handle. and get. through ..nything in Itt way: The Knife!" "Mac, hQw much did you lose this weekend? Don't worry abut It!" ·...m a suburban kid in the city. and a city kid in the suburbs!" "No. you are!" ... "Take the under and get the hell our of townl" .. , "Yeah, I'm down with the C.T.P., you know me!" ... "The odds are \-9 In our favor, right? It's a sure thing!" , .. "Know when to hold them. know when to fold them, know when to wlllk away, know when to run" .. "Sure Enough!" Bro. Joe Myers Christopher Mediano Aim high and. you wl11 alway. hit the mark," U.G.G. gets 50me T.A.P. jusr T8.A.N.l .. Constant problems with royetty, .. NenBE, Kev', Willard, Lopez, Razor and Kerly (·58) - you're my boyz. Thenks for everything ... The ultimllte drag race: Christine, Pogi-Na, The 1M, The Phlb, The Wilmoblle, The Hyundai and the mIghty Eagle .. , lam the condor ... Beware 01 the Haloween Kung·Fu Master (....K..... - Willard) , .. You wanna be the man. you heve to beat the men .. , Come downstairs and I'll shOw you what I went.

Shawn P, Melley "It'. been real, It'. been fun, but it hasn't been real fun," Thanks Mom, Dad. Krislen {LII' ".?!l. and Sleph - you're the best! ~rnle K05llT - what more needs to be 5IIid] '" How we doin' on time? - D. Lellermlln ... But I digress", Keith, 'G,' Dutch, Homey, and Boss - "Train. Damn II!" - COllch _. _ On Moisha. On Her$Chel. on shlomo - Henukah HarfY , .. Cleveland, elbowhead, "'II-Melley team, It's been a great four years, Take care guys! Stephen J. March

Timothy J. Mlcsko "Tru.t In the Lord with all your heart and lean not unto your own undeutandlng. In all your way. acknowledge Him ..nd He .hall direct your path•." "If I would've wanted a green school bag, I would've bought one," ... Hey Dave - nice panIS!! "Timothy, Shul upI" - Mrs. Poo$Cillk ... "The first French fry was made In Greece" .. "But. I wasn't brown'noslng" .. , Thanks SH, TMcC, CL, RP, JM, JG, IInc1l1l1 the reSI for making the last four years Ihe best .. , Thanks Mom and Dad for everything.

James Miller "Don't ..k me - I'm jUlt Improvlllng," _ Nell Peart Sure enough! Stick 'em kid! Stick 'em In the ear! . But when will then be now?.OokllY Rilch BecllUse w'" are .smarter. Any Rand, W B. Yellts, Tolkien. B,W.. T.S. Eliot, Neal Peart, .. "Why ar", w'" hete? Because we're here. Roll the bones." If the grass Is growing - mow It .

Jeffrey P. Minehart "Like I told )'01,1, what I .aId Itelll ),our fllce right off ),our head" _ Grlltdul Dead Happy trails to you l Remember, sharks don't eat clowns '(lluse they taste funny NOlhin left 10 do bUI smile, smile, smile. ,Man, that is whacked!!. . love your mother When all else flllls, laugh! Thllnx to the loubers in my life. John M Minnich "I've been happy latel)' thinking bout the good thlngl to come lind I believe It could be lomethlng good h.. begun., , " - ellt Stevenl Ongoing competition with Chrispher Semprini What? Old .somebody step on a duck or something? Mllybe this will refresh your memory Jim, any leftove's? , Hey Bellv, wanna Don't make me drop my pink blanketl Thanks mom lln.d dad. I love you! . race?

James F Modzelewski "The wheel may turn and Itill be forever Itill" - T,S, Eliot Two lost IIOUls Iwlmming in a fish bowl Renega.de FOfenzold IV Get out the broom. Modj Sucks to be you!, Scud'stud award .. All things prepare the event, , Road-kill, John, ROlld' kill An.drew Morrlsroe III "One of the greatut plealures in life II doing what people u)' you cannot do," Hey Pat. temember the "Band Room" - 12/1/89 .. Who! - beer mom? No, not me! - Chrissie Word up Kev, Marybeth - yo Pardi Oh my Godllt's a motorcycle gang! New product, $(lny guts, sony guts - sold for 60 dollar Aaaa Rob! I met these two chicks .. Amy (8/17/ 89), MB., M_M" - I love you all!!. Thanks a million Dad, Mom, Grandmother, family, friends.

Michael E, Mullin "Summer, like lummer, coming back ever)' year. (jot your bab)', got ),our blanket, got ),our bucket of beer. I beg Into a grin ear to ear to ear and luddenly It'l perfedly c1ellr, thllt'l why I'm Here!!!" - James Tllylor "Vou can only be young once, but you can be immature forever" VA Mitch, that 15 Mr. Stanczak!!! ''I'll BE BACK" . Thanks VO VO 12: A.F.; "KOOl" "VO know what I'm saying" Mom. Dad, Malt and MarlsSll Glenn A, Mulvaney "When a true genlulIIppearlIn the world you milY know him b)' this Ilgn, that the dunces are all inn confederilcy IIgainst him, - Jonathan Swift I don't know Why is operation elderly dying, Senlltor!?! Most people deserve each other ... Forgive and temember But Ididn't take Physics Settlre dOl!S not look pretty upon a tombstone Regnant populi Entropy isn't what it used to be .. Predestination was doomed from the start

Edward A Narke "The ellence to building a winner il not to dwell on a weakness but rather to work wllh an .billt)'." - Bob Johnson The Plrales rule long live the Narkemobile The Steelers are the best football team ever, , , Meet the Ed Iovel let me see your homework Burn Hollywood burn. I smell a riot going

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DIlvld Newde<:k "A man's real poneulon is his memory. In nothing else I, he rich, In nothing else he is poor. /'take your memory, boy,. Til then, . , .. Wretchln bl!ats fetchin', like scratchln cures Itchin' If the white house were school. we'd alt get held back ... I'll throw yO\) through the wioda, lellal If poo-poo had a name I would name him Jim, I've always liked that name,. , Remembl!r me aod you tlllkln' 1l000t the time I couldn't remembl!r lemembl!ring? Remembl!r? ... Goin' down the Regal'Beagle, pick up some chick;esl Flrley lives on.

Khoi H, Nguyen "For youth, the future I, long, the past short ... It is ealily deceived, beuu,e it I. quick to hope." - Ari,totle What Is to come, will come ... But seriously, I'm not "?! Oh relllty? I didn't know thllt ... Hey Chuck, you got my money? . First Steve, aod now Khol That wilt be II 52.00 donation towards the Europe Fund. It's II conspiracy .. , Money mllkes the man. William L. Nichols "It matteu not how Itrait the gate, how charged with punilhment the nroll, I am the malter of my fate: I am the captain of my IOU"" - William Earnelt Henley "50 club - Logie. Zorich. me Singletary., . Dope for that! Billy Nick In the house and the house is packed, .. Moove over!, . I like dat - Lee HlIney ... Ist t~m all路wlll (4) ... Bangl .. Thanks mom. dlld, Jill. my fllmily, TlInill and my friends for 1111 of your love lind support.

George J. Nickels I don't think so! ,., Yoooooo! , .. He's a trllshmlln ... Do I need II late slip? . ,. No. I clln't drive you (anywhere) ... Watusi! Rowers contemplate the suffellng they will have to endure

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Kevin T O'Hara '" belie...e In the Kingdom Come, when all the colors will bleed into one," - U2 UCiG, get some Tap, Just TBAN Joe, Sandy definilely needs a beller heatel MSD, the one and only Moody Bible Instllute: I'm there Never fun a biker off the road Keep in louch: Willard, Nade, Lopel, Me<!, Dow Los, 'J, John B Skanny Speclolll Thanks to my family. you too, Seamus

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Mlcltael J, O'Mara "They un crltlcl:re the w.y you .re, they may p.tronize the drum. you keep f.r in,lde, But they can n" er take what'. in your .oul, they ean ne ...er break whllt help, keep you whole. Don't gl e up, Don't glore In, l'Iever lo,e what maku you - you. It" within." You go your way. 1"11 90 ELWAY Yeah. but Diamond Dave gels more guls than you ()c)IQay Rikhl frtends c~ and go, but enemies accumulate If you're feeling good. don't wO¥ry, you'll get OVef It If. not - uh - lfs not good Joe Ciepllnski does Paul McCanney Imitation

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Franc::b X, Osborne "It I. nice to be important, but It'. more Important to be nice." -

P.H.O, OZ . Yeah, well, woo's lallel, Flog? . I'm elright. I take science, .. Night In Venice '91 did not, illlt Lynchy . Thanks for all your hoelp mom end <led, love, Flenk Robert J. Pannepadler "Life mowe. pretty f..t, If you don't .top and 10011. around once in a .hile It might piiSS you by:' - Ferri, BueUer LSSW'91 Boot faclOl 4 I canl,l have crew Mom, un I take thoe !'\aldan . Denny'l Tasles GINI Catholic 91 Hey Mr. Pallli, I'm .1,11 wa'lIng 101 thaI p!.tu1 I'm oulla

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fa k.a SeMy, Sonny, Satchel, HoI, -20 boy, Snilyhole, Sc:hneU, $nay, Shea, $nahahaloo, $naywoo, Snub, Sandshark, Channel - I, Jude, Bill, Snake. Snowball, Skinles, Spill.) I hate Llyouu NIc:e photos Breodiln Welcofn,e to y«Ilbook l'oeil C 0 LIter king. Iresh princ1!. and the jester. Puce dots OA "'Is thi, a nightmare? 01 thoe American dream?" (lce-n ' Gerald 0 Paterson "Those who .ork to achiewe greatne••, greatnell will come to them," "There Will jusl no sparkl I didn't say that cosmic Sluff Yo Mike! You're such a S1rapper .. Special thank. to 1111 the goofy gi<l. - AF, TC, Q, Cookie, Sticky, lind BO ... OKl Bird, Floyd rules ,. David Bowie Sound + VIsion WOfId Tour '90 ... We're in frtmce and you're drunk Russ .. Doc secure the perimeter and walch my sil< .. I would like to thllnk all my hiend. In my lillie group - Teddy, Chico, Jey. Bird, Big AI, JH, SZ, SH, JG, JM, Wait JM I. not In our IInle group

Crlllg J. Pen511bene "If you bold badl in feilr you won't .ucceed, The onl, way to get rid of your fears i. to face them." - Arthur Fonl.ar~1II Ouy. your breath 5me1l.! ColIn, I look nothing hke you' Pensauken !'\an - thanks a lot 5ttut up CrewfOld. I'm not let Shut up guys; .hoe Iokes me not HARTMANl ICE - BONK - ANN MARIE - MOSER - HOW CooLD VOO, fROG? "FlogJen"'/' -lMderwup Cemp '90 Thonks 'Of everything mom, dad, Joey, Keith, Carrie ~

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Mario Pl!'rfl!'1l1 Florlntine LtoOO ' Sounds It'Il;rl!'d,b1y yummy Jac::k. ya galla know .... Mn not 10 bulp' Now Ihats clau. Ron' Excuse me. bul all!' tOOse Bugle 80)' jl!'ans yot,fre w"nng? Whm "",II your bo)'frll!'nd bl!' beck? ~t . , . paper" Vl!'h Brother Mlkl!', "'l!' agtef" "E laM;la pur arattu dou'e la rogne!" -

Bryan P Perry "fear I. In the mind: the mind can control pain: control i. an IIlu.lon" E..cuse me DId I hit on you yeO I dorH fef'1 like a happy pit Orlff, .... hat do you me/ll'l II's kk;kl!'d? Son. do you reelize thet you Iefl the gfound? Yes I fought Mu, because he wentl!'d 10; of course I woo Help, rm being auackl!'d by little green !IOld~s MICheel PIccIOne "At leut I enjoyed the ride" One more 5.lurdlly nlSltu Code 3 ' Code 3' Hey now' Chertll!' Tun ,n, lurn on. drop OUI Sure enough

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David M Plckerd "Rlaht now, It's what'a happening. What ue you waitln' for? - Van Halen 1991 Women. cen'l live ....,Ihem. pass the beef nut. Hey Rocky, ....alch me pull e 1lIbb11 outta my I'IlIt OOQK.... VV, flermng Beer IS better tl'llln women because I'IlIngo... ers go eway c.en. llemen. qUIz ordmung' Thlld period Ihunder. Dave. Rob. Dean. Ralph Whet'es your swealer? I don'l l'IlI... e It Thomas C, PIgeon "Sometlmu the lIeht'a .11 ahlning on me, other times I can barely see. Lately II occurs to me, what a lona strange trip It's been." - orateful Dead Glory dllys Telk 10 Ernll!' Hallo....een 1-6 'Vette CrUISin' Bu~ 's dead rm Wllh you, BrOlhl!'f Can I have a bite of your hoegJe?

louIS .... Prete "If good looka could kills, you would all "' deadl" Thanks mom and dad, so much. tOt everylhlng: I love yOU both' ·Good Fdla$ - Jules, Bltrlh, Benm•. and Lou; lhank. OT ....lw.y. remrmbef Blh period Spanish IV ,'h Gbrd I'm down w'lh LCP" Get In the hole', you dll man' Who can beat me? Ad oce 10 the due. - bl!' pat~l. you'lI get yOUt charree ' Good luck to the enllle Clau of 92' Peace I'm AI.Idi ~

a...n M Re'lly ''Orutness flees from he who strlvu for It, but follo.s he who flee. from it." _ Baby· Ionian Talmun Katie (ak. Pebble.) 1'lIlIlw.y. Ioye you! If only we'd .top trying to be happy ,We could haye a prelly good time BE....R· 4, "the Pen.,ve One" Qrelltness know. Itself - (Shllke.pellre) Noogh said'

Sunablne on a C/ol.Idyd.y! .... UBE on the 8m Fr.nkllnl OK The PfTLAND! I p.aKl for my bre,n ~mage! How'd you get your.? Mike' Nick' Where are we') Don'I do llOyth,ng I ....ouldn" do! . Summer Tour Godin, I'm hUll. get out the bandllgr!. Whllt II long .trange trlp ,ts beenl - GO '92

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Mlchllel Renli ..... and If your head explodes, many yean to come, I'll see you on the dark .ide of the moon." - Pink Floyd "Life Is not life to her .... ho dllres not die." .. L.S.S.W. '91 ... "Trellcy lind I sort of missed school" "Hey Brendlln, Where's the key?" .. ""Are you ....eIlrlng contllcts?" ... Tllke II dip in HIl ....k Flllis ... Welcome to the mlnlsuy of Silly Wlllks ... To 1111 those to .... hom I o ....e Slellk dinners.

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Joseph D Ricci "What I do today I. very important becau.e I am exchanging a day of my life for It." .. S.P.D ... Whllt's up Wal? ... Should hllve been ....11 Clltholk.....heet..... heet, .... heel Thanks mom, dIld, Jen. fOf being there for me ... Mllllo L. lind Michelli J. and the Runnln Rebs Leading scorer In DIlmllr History ... Big Blue clln't get ....lth my Cllr. Bush....lck ... Thllnks felills - .... W. JF. T..... JT. TT. JF. TIM. SH. ES. EK. GB, RP, LT, JP. MJ, BT. DL. JR.

George R. Romano "Friend. know everything about you and .till are your friends." ... "Yo! Don. Hello. Ed." .. "Beverly Hills - 90210." ... Greed is good. Gleed ....orks. Greed Is right . 路路Kay!'路 ... "Love me. Gottll love me." "Yo Budd!" ... Money is forever ... "Sulke a Pose, - Trllcy (6659)"

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Mlchllel C. Rose Like Porky Pig ..Id, "Tha·Tha·That', all folb:' When you goili. frontlt ' Where'. the beef? 'CllUse they got my bllck lind J go! theIrS 100 To llil my boys, P9ce Out' To allihe guls. siulke your booty and give me ~ Iovmg II '•• cIty lhmg and I'm In II C T P Hey Muclloacha. "'aNl LIIke a Ilde WII the Lonesome Kil:P Vo Ron + Terry. let's go 10 51 Ball'-S

RlNlIdo A. ROUl "Everybody has _mething to hide neept me and my monkey:' - The e.e.Uu Clwllle' Wow, a dU51buster wllh a light. thats neal Vo Etic. hows youl sisler? Frllnk. do you think Scon would be upset II we 10 his locker" Joe, ifs 130 AM Could you turn it down a lillie? Dllmn Skippy rm Wit III Capta,,' Re,ect strikes againl Hey Frllnk. do you see what I see, huh Frank? Plllrlc:k M Rotondo The truth hurtt, maybe not .. much a. Ilttlng on OJ bic:ycle without a -.eat, but It does hurt. Constant elevation c:auses ellpanslOll' 5 y,s I'll be IIvin' In II mllnsion No, Ifs my pencil Who's Joe Myers? I'm off like II prom dren the c:hllilce "Ugh" - Charli@ Blown I'm lhe type of guy 10 lent my shorts In your hamper - LL. Cool J Go 10 town Hollywood.

08noet J Ryan [),utlny I. llOt a mattel of chance, It Is a matter of choice: it is llOt a thing to be •• ited for, It Is a thing to be achle.ved. - William Jenning. Bryan Mom - Dad. Thanll for pu$hlng me kOX Perlnwuken. thanx a lot Whirl's up. bog guy? Den /ll\eItSSll. I love you. "'lid choerry Vo Der. I thmk I o....e you ~ money SleY~ you be1ler slow down .nd pull over" ~ RookSler. CLC Bllby -II I really don't think you'n make II lilt lhe w.y home. Roq

After School Special So, you're kicking back, tubing out, strapped into La·Z·Boy with a bottle of Pepsi in one hand. and an econo'bag of cheese puffs in the other. Suddenly, the apocalypse arlses, as a dread commercial lights up the screen proclaiming: Watch The New Dating Game with Host Mike Tyson. Desperilltely. you reillch for your trusty remote control to blast your way into the next channel. But no, you remember that you left it across the room, much too far a trek for a furniture spud so devoted to a "brand new network" as yourself. And then EUREKA! an ideill pops into your head (Hey, that's two in one year!)

We here at LaSalle are faced with a similar dilemma: what to do when the programming shuts off or after the bells ring. And we, too, have devised a solution: clubs and activities. Yes. these grand tittle inventions are ideal for killing boring after school time and keeping you generally occupied until the station break is over, It is even rumored that some students actuallyen;oy these little diversions more than the regular shows themselves. On any gIven dillY. you can choose from visiting the elderly with CSC, to visiting with the photo club or even taking a trip up to the yearbook office (though I'll bet the mortgage

that there's nobody there!). You can see live drama with the theater grol or program to your heart's content with 1 computer club. And then you can spend SOl time with the Big Fella himself, Brother Rei during an afternoon with the Forum. So back to the solution of your station bre situation. Being the improviSilltional genius tI you are, you take your bottle of Pepsi a hurl it through the screen. And miracle of n acles, the glass shatters the screen, savi you from further suffering (Science Club Physics Division). by Gabe Bevilillcq

MlIrk A, ~ggese "Those who have the will to succeed, can never be beaten," - Arnold Schwauenegger "Dinnerplllle" " , Buick. lire Bad 10 the Bone! '" "I plllY II sport Dod, it'. called Girls!" ". "Thee Animal" , ,. "lll~lIe Weugen Club '92" I'm II brother'. boy " NOT!." "Slrike three , We're OUT!" .,. Mom. o"d lind Ali, thank you lind I love you Ill!!

An J, ~llIzllr "Don't ever take anything. Work hard for what you have and what you want and someday you'll be IJomebody," "Phy.iu ;. fun" .,. "I me.sed up the curve". 1I911ln" , ., Wilke me up .... hen cills. is over. Only Hispanic out of 950 students here, , , "What do you mean. test next peliod~" , , , Vol Chris shul up! Chris, do your home ....ork! . , , Zinger using Stein: sho.... me hyperextension. 8rYlln D,

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Uh, Oiln, don't help me up or llnythlng! Jack Frost . . J,O. Forever! .. , !Bool fador 4) Don'ltell me you've gol II bad , ,. GlllnJ\ll poool) . ,. We don't fight - ....e di$Cu,s! "CG IS AN AS HLE!

Chlltles J, ~nford "It i. better to live one day as a lion than a hundred year, as a sheep," Imagination is far greater thlln kno....ledge Not in school today - Gone Fishing East 01 West, home is best ., , IIny place I h/lng my hal is home, .. A,J,I. - Tony the Barber ·1 . . Persomll Hero: 8ugs Bunny - What's up Doc:~ , PS, I got Ihe Mous Victor J, Santoro "","ake the most of your.elf. for that i. all there i. to you," - Ralph Emer.on Skk Vic. what'. up? ,., It'. a sick ....orld 1I0ld I'm a happy guy". Cllsh Money shootin' Ihe trey No I don't kno........ hy my cheeks afe SO red ,., Dickey V, i5 Ihe !min .,. No 8111, I don't ....ant to save Ihe .... hales todlly , .. Penn SllIte Foolblllllulesl

Frede"ck G, SaPP "Til lent is God,given; be humble. Fllme i. miln,glven; be thankful. Conceit is self·glven: be urdul." _ Holdenlsm No Ollve., , We lun R.II,N.! ,,' Me............. " Is Ihere II co.... in here? " , It Is 1 FAST bug! Wanna Ra<:e~ , , . "It is amll,ing ho.... mu<:h Clln be 1I<:<:omplished if no one cares .... ho gets the credit!" , ' Turkey, Cheese £, a Pickle please dear! " , Thanx Mom, Dod, Jeff, Maria. LOtnll £, Bibs! " " ,lind in Ihe midst of life ....e lire In doubt etc," MII<:heU SaVIl "The world clln be youn, only If you put your mind to 11," Vo MIke, I.n't thlll Mr. Stllf><:lllk? VO Lynch. yll ....lInt to go 10 Screamer's ....ith Hellvy K~ ., frog .....e shattered Ihe light. there goes the election! , , . Screllmer OOlognll. Lynch go door! , . , Het Seamus, Ifs about tIme you stop ellrlng your dress! , , . I'm not IIrflOld, my body is just slmlillr! , Vo frog aOld Cra....ford. how as I to kno.... she ....as a little funny! ., . Col. really she's not a pig!

Michllel C. Schaefer "The same thing. that make you laugh .... ill make you cry," _ D.F, vo Schlie! , , , Rob, guess ....here I ....IIS IlIsl night, , . Eddie Haskell. , . Vou've goltll be kidding me The Hooply , ., Who's got Morgan this .... eek~

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Joseph R, Schroder "I'm ill free al a bird now. and this bird you can not change," - Lynyrd Skynyrd "These pretzels ere making me Ihirsty" "Heyl Free dummy" "don't eat those Pineapples" "Stey crely" "Rock 'n' Roll will never die" .. , "VJ is coming for you, B,M." .. "smeshing pumpkins Is fun"

Kevin J. Schweich "We are all Ju,t pri.onen here. of our own device." - Eaglet "To INlU<:llIl! a men' mind and not his morols will be a menace to socll!ty" "Grab that cash with both hllnds and make a st"sh," - Pink Floyd

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Pietro V. Scola "Succe.. i. counted .wedett. By tho,e who ne'er .ucceed." - Emily Dickinlon "O,K Any way" .. "No really, you'rl!, cool". "O.K. Dotbly" "You QIIt1a problem wilh dill?"' "Knowledge is power but blarney rules the world" . ''I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse" "God I'm good,"

Amol N. Shllh "To know that we know what we know. and that we do not know what we do not know, thl! il true knowledge." - H,D, Thoreau "Whllt's up?" ,"The Fundamental Theorem of Calculus]" "It's a pll!ce of cake" . "Oh, Mr Russell, could you go over the homework?" "So what if I have five AJ>. classes?" "Whllt did you gel on Ihe test?" "Oh, well" "Stud(end) Congress rules!" Ojas N, Shah "The univeual regard for money i. the one hopeful fact In Our dvill:r.alion, the one ,ound IPOt in our loclal conscience. Money Is the mo,t important thing in the worid.lt represents health, strength, honor, generosity, and beauty as conspicuously a, the want of it rep路 ruentllllnell, weakne.., dilgrlce. meannul. and ugline...... - George Bernard Shaw "Opportunity knocks but once, success, not at all" "If time Is of the essence, what is life?"' ""Iways keilp Ihl! righl "TTITUDEllnd be in CONTROL". "To be, or not to be, Ihat is not the question,"

Ronald Shephl!.d, III "Smoothhand Suave. That" why girls dream of me!" "I'm down wit' C.T.P,!" ,,"TO'll, Let's hit 5TH mdchewl"' '" "Take Millm, aod Ihe under, 1I's a su.e thing, Weill, weel, weel" Senor Caslor + Zeus + Pete MitChell 'So Iquen dinner and a "V"," Is Out of the question," , " "Oink, oink Mother Goose, you have 1'10 Idea" , ,. "Thanks Mom + ~d and Eggs. Fills. TO'll, Dollars, LIIU, TTM and C.T P i t ' s bet-n real!" Jamie Silva "I am who I am, and if you don't like it I really don't eare," - Jamie Silva "OIl! I'm !lOrry "Knuckles;' bul I dldn't have my glasses on," ... I'd rathe, be afraid of heights "Bad Boys" then afraid of fire 'How ya feelin ONEWAY?', "ma n I'm feeling groovy," ". "Of course I love you silly rabbil" " "Jenn, you can come out of the clo,",t flOW, my Mom left," "Live II little, give" little, take" liltle'

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Chris 0 Smllh "Wh,t we c,lI the beginning I. often the end, And to make an end i, to millke a beginning, The end I, where we .tart from:' _ T,S, Elliot Samuel. Pufple. Alien, Andre The. F9f5OfT"1t. FourlOfl'loe I don't know, so I CiIln'l Wly. 10 I CiIln't Wly "the coeche.s ~ t they were good and the teillm we5tl't UIle.nled; it lurned OUI that the. coeche.lsucked and the pgyers ..ere gin!.' - C. GiIlIIllghe.r Dave. Geoff, Danny, Rag - No more couch dIlnclt'lQ! CMP -'Everything I do, I do il fO' you . Mom. Oed, EriC" - TiIlke the word Family." Strike. out lhe.m" fO' mother and they' for youth end all you have kefl is "FiIlI,," Cookie, you lhorn. IlhJJlk Coac-h King is reilllly iIln intetlige.rlt, Wille RIlln,

Cheyney Sparks If you hn'e no confidence in ,e". you lire Iwice ddeated In the race of life, With confidence. you won even bdore you hillve "'rted," - J"I,rcul Garvey Vo Cheyney! Whal do you do on quarter back drllw? Va down Wit S.T.N .. Cool Joe CUll , If I WllIthe. weIer of your balh 1m not conceiled,l"m convinced .. Ooleny more for me. loday? Tehllllln Treel. nectllr of the. gods Uncle Rollo AI lhe. Maxwell AWlird Lunch Thomas P Stein. Jr "For fortune I. u'er "eerlng, iIlnd the currentt of life ilfe sbifting. shifting. wandering fOfe"er:' - Euripides: Hippo'Y''''' Nat Wessel ()()(X)H' l..e.t路s solve dis' muthll" Thanks 10 my /'\om. Olld, Orandpartnts. femlly iIlnd friends Sle.mburger - Bruce Springstein Produclion what? Production editor. yea, I like the. sound of thllt'l No. offICer, I really am 16' No. I reaily am a Senior!!l . .

MIchael R. Stevenson "Reasonillble men conform to the world ilfound them, unrelllon,ble men try to get the world to conform 10 them. therdore progre.. Is milde only by unrenon,ble men:' Sh,w "~I doe.$ll take? Eyes for the. blind Whlll doe.$lt lllke? Strength 01 the. mind"' - Agr>ostK: Front "Truth ISl)r'l@'the . . . . cilllltmyRlllnyname.s"-Vecllcllphofllm "Language keeps me. Ioc:ked (, ,~ung.' - Fuzagl 'He. (who llChieves Irue. wiSdom) is no Ionge.r a Ch,istliln bula Ch'ist .. - ~ cI Philip 672&21

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Edward A. Stimmler "You're damned If you d.o ... and. you're damned if you don't." - Ed Stimmler If there isn't II tfllil , make one ... Is It rideable? ... Yellh I rode my bike there once ... II's not whether you win Of lose. but how good you look ... ChllrllCter Is whllt you know you ale, not what others think you lire Go Nads .. No Nllds If the obsession of winnrng is lin 1It1ltude, well then I hllve en IIttitude Whllt?:>")

Jullus Tersi "E"erybody know. me, it'. like I'm a mo"le .tar!" Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY THING! ... What Is life without Passion? _. Enthusillsm Enthusiasm. Enthusiasm ... If somebody messes wit me. rm gonna mess wit them! Thllnks Mom (, ~d lor everything Love. Jules.. TIOII. this Is only the beglnnrng! love. Jules. FeUas thanks - AP, O.B.. R.B.. l.T.. J.B ... I did it my wayl Anthony M. Toozelll "Though our goal. may exceed reality, who can tell u. we're wrong; It'. up to u. to figure out whit life I. all about! - New Edition When II's lime to grooYe, 1"11 but II move, slick like Ice, nlee and smooth ... Like my boy L.l. SIlid. "Don't call It II eomebllck," lind fllce the fllcts Jilek. I'm all thlltl. Thllnks Mom lind Dad ... If there WllS II problem. yo, I'll !lOlve It . lee. Ice, Baby .. Thllnks felills - CC, ..... "'1. S. SN. PF. LV, FA. JS. JF, AP......W. RS. SH, BM. SL, ..... R. JF, J ...... JD, Kl. JB, JR, KS. TM, SW ... looking lit dillry after dillry; seeing pIIgf: efter pllge filled with nothing but me ... You down with C.T.P.?

Joseph W Tornllmbe "Oood friend. we ha"e and good friend. we lo.t, along the way. In this great future you can't rorget your pa.t:· U.G.G geuin' TA.P just \0 TblIn Get the °l_? OUlla my house! Thllnks 'J (sorry Em) .. Shut up man, can't bellt me IInywlly! Wlliting in Vllln·7 mos., Yeah you glound hog ... If.I, helld, blue shllvlng cream? &ukley Rules' Whllt I do? (Buy Amer1cllnl. Thanx for everything Mom, OfJd, Noel. .....lIry + Bill Tha",' for being there; UGG"S. Kim + 5eIImus. Geoffrey Trllgemann "All we are I. another brick In the wall." - Pink Floyd Goof I'm going to 1111 II smells cold spllghet!lon the boardwllik UngllblIh!!! Yum. yum E-mc' .. t hllve a problem, teo hIInds and one mouth ... Ro Roger, Ru Rerun. Ro Rent .

.....ichael F. TrellC)' "When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lo.e." - Bob Oyilln LSSW'91 Boot Factor <I ••. RenzlllOd I !lOrtll missed $<:hool ... Pllthologlclll Olrt·Oirt .,. No regrets Dip Hlltry "'Snapper"' orgllns. louis C. Tulio "or cour.e I ha\IC' NAPOLEON complu. But wouldn't eyeryone if they could be me?l" Bald Eagle - I! Roger Clln I borrow your Cllr? .. I hllte this sporl! Thlltl00ks goodl PPO. thllnks fOf the tap AP. RB KNUBBI ... Yo l.&teh, It's a vision questl Bad co I feel lite Than. Byrnes! JR Thlln for the rides! . Guys. I hllve no money! J ....... C.P........B.. S.l.

Ronald E. Urbllnski "I bought me an Illu.lon + I put It on the wall. I let It nil my hand with dream. and I had to ha"e em all." _ Locomotive Gun. N' ROle. "'GNFRNR's!"' What's up. buddy? Into the great wide open Uodel the skies of blue., , Winning is lin attitude . Fight to fly, ny to fight. fought to win ... Brellk on through, .. And In the end on drellms we wHl d.-pend Tge Gig is over, you don't hllve to go home. but you got to

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John p, Velinls "Perfection h •• become monotonou.," "It'. In flty Br.ln l'Iow" - fIt.B.fIt , • , The Chronicles of Capleln Dlgil Jabbe Is Q~ Huh:? Wuds dil deste Ike:? . Worship the B<shop. Sorching through the R,U.. What are those I hear ringing:? ... Thank. fo\om, Dad and ~rta for putting up with me.

Michael Van Stone "Under.t.nd th.t ch.nge begin. with the Indh·ldu.I." - REflt King Dirt·Dirt ., . "1 thought they were as~p." ... McDevitt - "and lis good:' .. Holy Cow! LSSW'91 "Sorry about thol Adam, ..Joe. and Mike. He! Hel .,. "We Mve the rt1lt of OUI lives together "Toughest kicker in lhe world:' ., Thank. Mom, Dad, Suz. Jim + e~yone else. Emory Vandiver "Sometime I~ e"J to forget where Jou're going, .cmeUmu It b.rder to le."e, .1lCl ellery time JOu think JOu know, .nd ellel'J time JOu tbink JOu know ju.t wh.t Jou're doln', th.t'. when Jour tJ"oublu eJlcHd." - Gun. 1'1' RoleS "11'1 In the way IMt you use It. It comes and it goes. 10 don't you ell@(" abuse It. don't lei it go:' - Eric CleptOf! ... ~nks, Mom .nd Dad. for laS-lie., U.O.O,I forever - the surbulben citJ boy - "roe, Kev, Med, Dow; Te....N ,. , Irs 3 A.M. and the Ion won't sUlrt . Let·. go shmimn' Emmy

Mlc:h&el R. Vennera "Tbought I. gre.t .nd .wlft .nd free, the light of the world•• nd the chief glorJ of m.n." - Bertr.nd Ru ...ell Bullfrog I got 19000 Of! my boards There ........ no one In front of me. 10 I hod to 90 100 ... La S1111e Powellifllng Teem ?-!- you. Ol., l.llrnonde, . Yeeh!! Coec:h!' Thanks. Mom and Dad. Dan~ Vesay There I. no great genlu. without. mixture of m.dne..... - Ari.totle True heroes are those who die for causes lhey c.nnot quite take seriou$ly - M I(~plon .. Above .11. Iry somelhlng - FOR .• , It's a poor head IMt cannot find /I pllluslble re/lSon lor doing wl'NJt thl! heert wants to do - William Jennings Bryan It'l all In lhe groove - Bluel Traveller ... I feel good - J. Brown.. Oh, wonderful Never belief ... There. Is. No. Good, Reason. - S. V/li ,. Chaffe!.

Slang Dictionary: LaSlang eelY /v~1 viae ta/adj, I. th~ up-to-date way of saying "gay" (not re: homosexuality); 2. popularized by obnoxious cartoon cheetah in FrltO'Lay ads; 3. see "weak" ew /yecch!'/v, I. tobacco; 2. what you must doat least a thousand times before swallowing a bite of the cafeteria's rib sandwich. mmunity fries /gimme sam/ cafeteria fare purchased by an un' suspecting student which immediately becomes the property of the r~st of the table, cent /O.k./adj, 1. opposite of "cheelY", cool; 2, see "tough." I /yecch!l/n, laly man's ch~w: tobacco just sits in mouth without having to be chewed. l /sux 4iJ/ I. annoying, cheely way of saying d-ed; 2. to be left out or cheating by a fri~nd. mer /w! ~/n. any inn~r-city hawkish prep school student LP, /f.T.P./v. fitness, Technique, Power or ...

gig /keg/n. a fun party with accessories (see "stuff") "Her parents are going away" /biggig/phrase. Party lit her house. "I love pool" /n~anA/phrase. "Please Mr. Lichtner, I'd drown in my bathtub, but 1 need an 'AT' "I love you" /?/phrase. 1. sober: ambiguous meaning: 2. inebriated: "Hey, you look almost human, let's get friendly." Intramurals /96 Onc~/n, activity placed on all LeSalle students' col, lege transcripts. See also: C.S.c., Spirit Club, and V~arbook. gon~ /n6ts6s6ber/adj. not her~ physic811y or, more commonly. m~n' tally (see "stuff") "L~nd" /By~Bye s/v. to surr~nder small change to anoth~r student (see "mooch") without remotest aspir8tion or possibility of ever seeing it agZlln. mexxh /chep/n. student who patrols the dining hall during lunch 1\ period in the hope of one day raising enough funds to buy a clue, ~

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Eric M Voss "Alway. be younelf, then people won't haye trouble knowing who you are." - Jumbo Elliot You're Right ALL DAY'!,., Vossy, Vossy, Vossy Gel Your Apples Here' ." Big Stnlor Man . On 5eCond thought: let's nol go to Camelot. II's a silly Pillce. Teeth I'll Bust Your Lip "What the .. p.!$ ..... Woss!

Andrew J. Wallace Bushwkk. Beef Slew . Ricci, don't eat Ihe bolognll sandwiches. HOllgiee, extra mayooo. I~ rTIlltooos The Oak TrC!e, The Love Shack, Blrd~. Long live BrC!eze, PWP, T路Blrd. I'm sleeping over Big Blue is way bigger ttllln Brown.. It's the Hempster, Word UP! Hemprock . Magnolia Ave, Fowler Inn, Is there It squirrel In my mouth? .. CTP, TTM ... SPD Joon W. Weiss "It" our world, keep It clean!" "Be Vewy Quiet, .. I'm Huntln Wabbitl . , . " Never, never, never, never, never give up! . Be careful walking lfC!eS and steps move a lot falter than everyont tlnks! .. Plellst. Plell5e, Plell5t let me, gel what I wllnt! ... Just Slly, "I was testing the bounds of Reality!" .. FLUNK ME, FLUNK YOO!. Oon't stll yourstlf ShOll.,. you're a tremendous slouchl 00 or Do Not, There Is no tryL

Normlln M. Welsh "Eyery artl,tl, a cannlblll, eyery poet I. II thIef. All kill their In.pln,tlon and ,ing about the grid." - U2 TOllSt du Jour Do I get a point for thllt, G? ... But It's only II pencil .. Wall lei me think about that for a minute ... Bent Iinguini ... OK. Thllt'S mature The Men In The Whole, singIng acappella ('mon swing It. I'm not jumping off the ~ndwllgon, I just don't like the Salnls anymore. Thomas C. West "rio man l!\Ier became great by Imitation." Why, thank you. It Is a lovely hilt, Isn't it? .. Renegllde Forenzlod I (Jethro) . It's nol ANYTHING like that . Hey Krupke! Wltnt some 0?-o .. halrspra)'? .. J.MS. 15 God, . Old yours look like. Screw it, run "Old kind of, lin upsldl'rdown W? .. RIP French\e. Thanks, you were the man Yeller,"

La Slang: (cont'd) movies /g19 2 nTt/n. I. an ancient custom for high school students formerly thought of as fun: 2, where you tell your parents you are going on a Friday night (see "School play") "My parents are going away" /Thar is a God/phrase. Sleepover at my house! not /n6t/adv. not O.P.P. /yeah U n6 me/no other people's property party /fr6shbiish/n. sitting at someone's house drinking soda because no one was haVing a gig pitster /chimne/n. students who enjoy spending quality time in the

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area outside the dining hall. Ralph /OOrf/n. a friend who only visits after you consume too ml stuff. See als Yak, Hurl. royally /bigtTme/adv. adjective added to any verb to emphasize y' indignation over a certain event role'playing club /land of 100 geksl School Play /bigg 2 nit/n, where you tell your parents you are go on a Saturday night (see "movies") stuff/stuf/n. stuff

James J, Wickersham "Tho.e who h.ve croned with direct eyu, to de.th'. other kingdom Remember \I.,If.t .11, not II long violet lOul•• but only •• the hollow men, The .tuffed men:' _ T.S. EJlot God bie$$ Mr. ~I$, Mr. McCallvm, (, Mr, Cricket R~ forenwid til (MI. SrImN), .. A.P. Kinderprten. " Yo Ch\.>Ck, .... here .re you going .fter Outsldef$ (; are you coming beck? .. Mvtiny In the forum, (, cempeigl'llng for Ih luurrection. W.S.S. the plIrk. Jeu, Jimmy, John, Christy, Robin, (; Joe . I'm the Pic:1I$50 of the guls' dressing room . ''I'd rather reign In Hell than soerve In

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Manllew Wieckowlkl "If you don't think you're confu.ed, you're more confu.ed th,n you think!" "I can't believe you did that, Ihat .... IS 10 stupid,"' ". "ThaI Is why I love this sportl" '" "'A red shill and a yellow lie do InIlch!" "Relax frank. I'm not lale yel." .. "JuSI rtr1'll!f'nber Ie add the right 'ff' prefi.:· . "The Schvyklll gods are hefe. fill the holy grafl:' ., . "It has to be written, Br\.>Ce, I am BUCKO:' , "b!..Ick the system . Yes. It is • tootsie loll " "It tlktl two to .~k the truth -

Daniel J. Wlndfelder one to .~k, .nd .nother to hur." -

Henry D.vld Thore.u "Waning in. doclor'S office Is sJmller 10 driving the Petvlsylva" Turnpike, between el<iU 19 and 24 "Would someone please Slop the world? I need a piUtop!"

William F Wittkamp "If ),ou e.t • live to.d filii thing in the morning, nothing wOlle will h.ppen to you the rut of Ihe d.y." "Only on ThuladlIys".:' , morning. Dan ,'morning William" .. "UZU1.ZZ .'., "You can lead a hortlcullure, bul you can't make her think" "By DephunlshVn!l!I!" ,,"I WI, therefore I swim:' .. "11111111 LOVE IT"!!!!!'" . "Hey Glenn, you have that OH MY GOOOO l0oi< on your fllCe age'" " 1"Iauhe.... M. Wright "I'm the m.n, the myth, the legend, Lefty 'The Ill.chlne' Wright)'." ''I'm the IIngmasltr, and you're all a bunch of clow.,.:' '-Yol What's up TTM? Uggs - wve By,,,,"" . "Who's down wll me.nd the lCP? Yeah. you know Flynny .nd Tony T ,. . . "IHY, IHYD - Yo Tel, I'm buslln' a half at Sleph's wil VV:' ,. "Ealen .ny speghetlilately Prete? Y. gGnf"lll kick me in the head too! Rick Manning,". 'CPT is In the house!"

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John J, Yurick "(irnt ch.lIengu offer the gre.tut reward •. How we meet theR challengu reve.l. the truth in .11 of us." - unknown "I can'l; I have crew:' .. , "Long live the Mld4 (Pel Chllmps)l" , , , "Really, Idid drive Mr. Relnhllrdfs MUIUIn.g." ... "Stop hanging out of Ihe sunroof, guy. - I'm doing 8~:' '" " ...... e you for reali' No problem.", "It's been a herd day's night." "Thanks mom lind dlld, for evelythlng.'·

~ C. luccerello "Before )'ou .CCUIe me. t.ke • look at )'ourlelf." - Eric CI.pton "Frayed ends of SlImly, hellr lhem Cllll1ng" - Metalllca "Changes come .round real soon, ITIllke us women.nd men:' - John Mf1:11enc.mp ... "Lenckruiler, regel - trunkskunked, ./\ Lesson In Sobrle1y' JV:·....Huh spdf b4\.>Ch bIIlh -digIt. Noirk Noilk, slurp - Mel, Dwil, Ro, Bill. PIlt" '" "You're II clown. Don't fur the reaper Got any &tlllCks?' . "Remember, Busch IS the official beer of NASC/\R:' ... "'Thanks (; I love you - Mom. Dod. Grllm, Aunt Jean, BrIdge, my friend.

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