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THE LUSA INSTAGRAM SEX QUIZ

We all like to think we’re a stallion in the sack, getting all reverse cowgirl on it... but what do we really know about our fellow Lincoln students and their sex life? Well...if you took the Instagram quiz on @lusa.nz then all your deep, dark secrets are about to be revealed!

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WEIRDEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX?

• Halls Office, Toilet • Rolleston Public

Bathroom (we broke the soap dispenser!) • Against the Window • On a Motorbike • Queenstown Public Toilet • Caught in my car • Forbes Building • Quarters 2, Room 107 • Playground • Construction Site • On a Quad Bike • Lincoln New World • Library Toilets • Tractor • Cricket Pitch

WHAT’S YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION?

• Gay • Pan • Straight • Anything with an Opening • Queer • Fluid • Heterosexual • Fruity • Lesbian

WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL SEXUAL POSITION?

• Anything that involves kissing • Doggy-style • Missionary • Corkscrew • Where I don’t have to do anything - flat on my back! • Whatever the Mrs asks for • On top • Cowgirl • The Butter Churner • Wheelbarrow • Roast Chicken

WHAT TURNS YOU ON?

WEIRDEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX CONT.

• Paddock • Hilux • In a Massive Fish Bowl • Under a Woolshed • My Dogs Kennel (poor dog) • A Washing Machine • Air Freight Container • Ona banana • LU #1 Rugby Field • Uncles Basement • Beach - sand up the vagina! • New Brighton Pier • Swimming Pool • Vineyard • Mullets • Dirty Hilux’s • Ligma • Having my neck kissed • DnB • Being Dominated • Thick Thighs • Bondage • Dick • Light Switches • Turning them on • Spooning • Boobies • Choking • Gumboots, Tractors

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