Monthly Horoscopes

Aries

March 21 – April 19

Put your heart into whatever you take on this month. There’s an energy coming in that’s going to help you achieve what you set your mind to. Use your determination to manifest the fuck out of your own destiny.

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

Love is in the air for you this month. However, you’re not going to find it where you think you are. It's time to give Tinder the middle finger and begin the quest for real love.

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

It’s super important you stay focused on the important tasks this month. The last thing you want is have to repeat 2020... Get your shit done.

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

You’ve been neglecting your inner child lately. This month try to get back in touch with your youth. Go swing at the park, build a sandcastle, or play a game of Twister. Anything that connects you with your younger self and is purely fucking fun.

Leo

July 23 – August 22

Take everything in this month. Be like Sherlock Holmes and try to solve the mystery of what could be better about your life. Internalise these observations and use them to shape the life you dream of #goals.

Virgo

August 23 – September 22

Your season has just begun so your powers are peaking this month. You’re going to feel a lot more carefree with your words and actions (hell yeah!). But be careful not to say anything that you might regret...

Libra

September 23 – October 22

Turn your eyes to your finances this month. Something is going to help you make great financial decisions. Ka-fucking-ching! The choices you make this month could really lay the groundwork for your cash flow later on. Get in tune with what you’re spending and what you could do to set yourself up for success.

Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

This month is going to be fucking great for you. Enjoy that feeling of everything running smoothly. Your life is going to cut like butter, so take more chances because even your “mistakes” could work out in your favour.

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

Take extra time to check in on your loved ones this month. They may have been holding back telling you things because they’re worried how you might react. That secrecy is going to create a shitty divide in your relationship. Be open to listening and remind them that whatever it is they have to say, you'll love them anyway.

Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

This month is a time when things will seem to snap into place for you. But you need to be putting a lot of energy into visualising your goals and thinking about what you want. Take this month to focus on your own plans. Make a fucking vision board, whatever it takes to get the job done.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

Your life is about to hit the damn refresh button. New opportunities will be popping up for you at uni and in your relationships. Be sure to embrace this newness with an open mind.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

Lately you’ve been focusing on one scene of the movie instead of the entire thing. This month is going to give you clarity about the future. You’re going to see the next few months, or even years, of your life rolled out in front of you. Be open to considering this bigger picture and putting plans in place to make it a reality.