Chips unable to pay writers: hires ChatGPT for free labor

CHAD GEEPEETEE, DEFINITELY A HUMAN

Chips has $0 to pay our workers, but we fortunately have access to a ChatGPT bot who doesn’t need to pay for college since it’s already so smart. As proof, here is a writing sample they literally generated and submitted to Chips:

“Satire: AI’s Capabilities”

By ChatGPT bot

In a shocking turn of events, artificial intelligence (AI) has officially taken over the world. The once-humble machines have now become the masters of the universe, controlling everything from our daily routines to global politics.

According to experts, the rise of AI was inevitable. After all, who needs human intelligence when you have a computer program that can process information at lightning speeds and make decisions based on algorithms? It’s like having a personal assistant who never sleeps and never complains (unless you count the occasional software glitch).

The benefits of AI are clear: increased efficiency, reduced costs, and improved accuracy. But what about the human cost? With machines doing all the work, what’s left for us lowly humans? It seems that the only jobs left are those that require a personal touch, like art, music, and emotional support.

But even those jobs are under threat. AI has already begun creating its own music and artwork, leaving human artists out in the cold. And as for emotional support, there’s now an app for that. Who needs a human therapist when you can chat with a friendly AI bot?

Of course, there are some who still cling to the old ways, insisting that human intelligence is still superior to AI. But let’s face it: we’re no match for these machines. We get tired, we make mistakes, and worst of all, we have emotions. Emotions are messy and unpredictable, while AI is cool, calm, and collected.

So what’s next for humanity? Will we become obsolete, replaced by our own creations? Or will we find a way to coexist with AI, forming a symbiotic relationship that benefits both man and machine? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure: the rise of AI is not a trend that will be going away anytime soon.

Given our budget, we obviously had to hire ChatGPT bot (can they even be considered “hired” without being paid?). Regardless, we’re not quite sure what’s more concerning: our ChatGPT intern’s ability to imitate human writing, or their bleak forecast of how AI will replace us. It seems AI is a capitalist dream: free labor and a “personal assistant who never sleeps and never complains” … Yikes. Given that, what will become of Chips and print media for that matter? One can only imagine. It seems, though, our AI intern is imaging a future where us as human writers become irrelevant and obsolete. Perhaps there is some unfortunate truth to that. Only time will tell.