Original script for "Johnny Carson's I'm Not Sure I Even Want To Return To Television Special"

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99 JOHNNY V.O. What's happened to Steve? He's gotten so pretentious. I kind of miss that wild and crazy guy...

JOHNNY'S POV FOR A MOMENT HE IMAGINES STEVE WEARING HIS ARROW-THRU-THE-HEAD GAG; THEN IT DISAPPEARS. STEVE Now tell me everything. Johnny. It's been ages since I've spoken with the old crowd...

JOHNNY Well, Steve— STEVE Steven. If you don't mind.

JOHNNY Steven? (SHRUGS) All right, Steven.

I've been trying to come up with the right comedy format for my return to TV ...

AS JOHNNY CONTINUES TO SPEAK, WE HEAR STEVENS THOUGHTS. STEVE V.O. Poor Johnny ... still doing "comedy"...

STEVE'S POV HE IMAGINES FOR A MOMENT JOHNNY WEARING HIS CARNAC HAT; THEN IT DISAPPEARS.

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