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| 4 | Northwest Wolves Women participating in sports isn’t new. Women have played professional and semiprofessional golf and tennis for decades. In recent years, however, it isn’t uncommon to see a woman in the boxing/fighting ring, behind the wheel of a race car, on the floor of a skating rink – or wearing pads and helmets and playing football.
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| 12 | Off-Road Racing While it may look like complete and utter chaos from the outside, motocross is a well-organized, family sport that is arguably one of the most popular forms of off-road motorized sports.
| 16 | Race 2 Educate On Sept. 26, hundreds of runners from the San Juan County community will gather to race in the 4th Annual Race 2 Education.
| 22 | Editorial Columnist by Rick Hoerner
| 24 | Editorial Columnist by Clint Alexander
| 26 | Keeping everyone on track In the college of education there is always a guest speaker who comes in to tell all the prospective teachers just what they’re in for.
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The Northwest Chapter of the New Mexico Sportsmen for Fish and Wildlife, or SFWNM, hosted its 11th annual banquet and fundraiser in March.
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| 30 | The First Tee by Tom Yost
| 21 | NMAA selects honoree | 32 | NASCAR Nellie covercredit Photo by Josh Bishop
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t s e w h t r o N s e v Wol Local women’s team part of New Mexico Adult Football League Story by Dorothy Nobis | Photos by Josh Bishop Women participating in sports isn’t new. Women have played professional and semi-professional golf and tennis for decades. In recent years, however, it isn’t uncommon to see a woman in the boxing/fighting ring, behind the wheel of a race car, on the floor of a skating rink – or wearing pads and helmets and playing football.
also plays a team from the Independent Women’s Football League. In addition to the Alamogordo Aztecs, the Wolves compete against the Santa Fe Dukes, the Roswell Destroyers and the Amarillo Gladiators. The Wolves will also take on the Denver Freeze for its Women’s Football League game and, possibly, the Black Widows from Ventura, Calif.
In the Four Corners, 16 women gather together regularly to practice and to play football as part of a women’s semi-pro tackle football team, the Northwest Wolves. Their season began in February, when the Wolves took on the Alamogordo Aztecs – a game they won with a score of 42-0.
Kami Calder, who is a registered nurse and the care coordinator for San Juan IPA, started playing flag football in 2009, to have something to do with her then-husband.
The Northwest Wolves team is part of the New Mexico Adult Football League (NMAFL). Five teams participate in the league, but each team
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“He played on the flag football team here in town,” Calder explained. “I was not very good at it (football) at first – at all.” Since joining the Wolves, however, Calder’s football skills have improved. “I have learned
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how to play most positions now,” she said. “I’ve been playing every season, except for two when I was out for an ankle sprain, and I just love it.” When the opportunity arose to play tackle football, “I jumped right on it,” Calder said. Soccer was Jamie Robertson’s passion in high school. However, she didn’t continue playing the game after she graduated. Then, “One day, a girlfriend asked if I wanted to play flag football and I agreed,” she said. “Now I’ve progressed on to tackle (football) and I love taking on the challenge of protecting my quarterback, but sacking the other (team’s) quarterback.” Robertson works in the oilfield on pipeline as a chemical operator for Baker Petrolite. While playing football is fun, there always is
“Honestly, it’s just a blast to get out there and play. We’re a great group of ladies who work well together and promote each other.” — Kami Calder May 2015
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the possibility of injuries. “It is a very physical sport,” Calder said, “and injuries are very common. No matter what, it’s hard to walk away from a football game without bruises and scratches.” Knowing that debilitating injuries can also occur, Calder said she minimizes the possibility of injuries by staying in shape. She works out three to six times a week, although a recent snowboarding injury kept her out for several weeks. “While I’m out (with an injury), I work hard to stay in shape and strengthen that knee,” she said. “I still go to practice with my team and I go to the games to support and help my team members during the game.” “If you’re afraid to get hit, football isn’t for you,” Calder advised. “Honestly, it’s just a blast to get out there and play. We’re a great group of ladies who work well together and promote each other. You must have a great attitude. You need to be able to listen and make adjustments all the time without getting your feelings hurt. And you need to be a team player.” “there’s a possibility of injury every day in life,” robertson added. “Just like in my job I have personal protective equipment, so I do on the field as well. We start with the basic pad, helmet and mouth guard, then go a step further with knee, ankle and wrist braces.” “In my positions (right guard, defensive tackle and kicker), protection is important, no matter the cost,” robertson said. “I can’t be in my head, thinking about life. My head has to be in that game.” “the commitment I made to the women I play with and to my husband and son motivates me,” she continued. “that’s not all, though. Knowing that we can change the way little girls and boys think about girls playing football is amazing.” Football is a great way for women to remain active, Calder said. “running around out there and getting to hit people is so amazing,” she said. “It really is a big adrenaline rush to chase someone and to tackle them. I’m small and fast, so I have to work pretty hard to stop someone bigger than me. Sometimes, I can’t stop them, but I can slow them down enough for one of the other ladies to catch up and help me stop them.” “I just really enjoy being out there and working together with these ladies to accomplish playing the game,” she added. “Even when we don’t win, as long as we keep a good attitude about it, and have fun, that’s all I can ask for.” If the attitude and the determination is to win, there always are moments that make these football players laugh. “We were playing the roswell Destroyers on March 15,” robertson remembered. “I made my play and stood just in time to watch our receiver catch the ball and head for the end zone. All the way to the end zone, she’s got the ball in one arm and, with the other hand, keeps hiking her pants up as she runs. It was so funny because she’s so small – but very quick.” “It’s actually pretty hilarious to watch these ladies play in football pants made for men,” Calder added. “No matter what we do, they (the pants) just do not stay up. Ladies will be running down field, pulling their pants up. But, honestly, we just have a wonderful group playing. Every player has been a great asset. Sometimes, you have to try people in a few positions before you find one they really excel in. But once they’re there, it all just falls into place.”
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“Our coaches laugh sometimes because they’re used to coaching males, so when the ladies are suiting up and braiding our hair or whatever, it’s a little different for them,” she added. “I think they really enjoy coaching us ladies, though.” Jon Robertson, Jamie’s husband, is an enthusiastic supporter of the Wolves and, especially, his wife. “I totally support my wife in her football career and I will always stand by her side and never put her down,” Jon said. “I love the fact that she plays football. I love the fact that she takes her pent up anger and stress out on the field.”
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Calder is single, but has three daughters who support her football career. “They all come and help at the games,” Calder said. “One takes pictures, one is our water girl and the other is the ball girl. They like to get out there and be part of the team.” Her daughters’ involvement with the team is a positive one, Calder said. “They’ve really gotten to know the other ladies on the team and the coaches,” she said, adding that her football team provides a positive role model for her daughters.
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“The best benefit of playing football is the great women we play with and against,” Robertson said. “It’s building friendships, confidence and memories. We’ve become a family on and off the field” People are always curious about women playing football, Robertson added. “They never think it’s (a) contact (sport). Or that we can’t play like men – and they’re right about that. We don’t play like men, we play like women. And we play with heart, spirit and class.”
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Charity event benefits Peache’s Neat Feet SWBRA hosts annual championship, super races Story by Dorothy Nobis | Photos by Josh Bishop Barrel racing has been around for more than a half a century and has attracted thousands of women to the rodeo arena. The Women’s Professional Rodeo Association (WPRA) was formed in 1948 to bring women into the sport of rodeo, which had been dominated by men. Barrel racing is a timed rodeo event, where young women compete in the arena against each other – and the clock. Today, barrel racing is a popular rodeo sport, allowing barrel racers the opportunity to compete for millions of dollars in prize money each year, according to the WPRA website. Twelve circuit final rodeos are held throughout the country each year. For the young girls and women in San Juan County, racing around barrels in fierce competitio for trophies and buckles is more than a sport, it is a passion. During the weekend of March 13-15, barrel racers and their
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horses raced the clock to complete a cloverleaf pattern around barrels. Hosted by the Southwest Barrel Racers Association of New Mexico, the event drew many racers to the annual Championship & Super Races at McGee Park.
with racers ranging in age from 7 to 77 Price added. “They’re mostly women, but a few men run barrels also,” she said. “We have an all-volunteer leadership team that helps make decisions. We have over 30 races a year at McGee Park and they always have free admission.”
Kathy Price has been barrel racing for more than 50 years. “I love horses, riding and the thrill of training and making a great run,” Price said, adding, “And the need for speed!”
In addition to providing events that help barrel racers hone their skills, the SWBRA also helps raise much needed funds for non-profit organizations throughout the Four Corners. “We raised $5,000 in October for the Cathy Lincoln Fund and $2,000 last month for Peaches Neet Feet,” Price said. “So not only do we provide a great place to run barrels locally, we also give back to our community to help others that aren’t so lucky.”
Barrel racing is a sport that provides a continuing education, Price said. “You are always learning – about horses, riding, competing, doing your best, and overcoming setbacks. There are times when you are on the top and need to be a humble winner and, at other times, you are the bottom and must be a gracious loser. If you run barrels enough, you’ll be at both places.” The SWBRA NM1 is an all-volunteer group,
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Madison Steiner is also committed to helping others who “aren’t so lucky.” A high school dropout at the age of 16, Steiner continued her education, earning a degree in human services/social work studies. Her passion for
art and her desire to help others inspired Steiner to paint shoes – shoes that would ultimately go to children who are fighting cancer and living with disabilities. Starting in her bedroom in the family home, Steiner is no longer the only one who paints happy designs on shoes. Other artists donate their time and talent to help Peach’s Neet Feet bring smiles to children across the country. In 2012, Peach’s Neet Feet was honored as the 2012 Random Acts of Kindness Foundation’s Extreme Kindness Challenge. The win gave Steiner the opportunity to share her story, which opened additional doors for the Farmington native. She received the Good Samaritan Real Heroes Award for 2012 for Northwest New Mexico and was a guest speaker at the Chopra Foundation Sages and Scientists Symposium in 20123. In 2014, Peach’s Neet Feet was once again honored with the Sheckler Foundation’s “Be the Change” award. The generous donation of the Southwest Barrel Racing Association was welcome. “Even though I am not part of the Southwest Barrel Racing Association, it meant so much to me that they saw value in my mission and the work I’m doing here locally and on a national
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level, to use arts-in-medicine and the mission of kindness,” Steiner Akins said. “They raised over $2,000 at their event and I am very grateful for all the hard work that they put into, hosting the silent auction and benefit,” she added. “It is vital for non-profits to feel they have roots in their community and feel supported.” With national support coming from Vans Shoes and DecoArt, Peach’s Neet Feet receives shoes and paints when needed, according to its website. When helping others teams with an enjoyable sport that attracts many spectators and participants, good things happen. The 2015 Leadership Team of the Southwest Barrel Racers Association of New Mexico includes Renee Baird, Tarra Reynolds, Christine Eicker, Leanne Wolfe, Harley Wolfe, Olivia Morehouse, Mark Heath, Linda Calkins, Victoria Torrez, Kelly McConnel, Cindi Jo Bixler, Tamy Jaramillo, Carol Morehouse and Kathy Price. For more information about the Southwest Barrel Racers Association of New Mexico, visit the website, www.swbranm1.org, or call Kathy Price at 505-330-5574. For additional information about Peach’s Neet Feet, visit
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Off-rOad racing Webe returns to dunes for 10th year of motorcross Photos by Josh Bishop While it may look like complete and utter chaos from the outside, motocross is a well-organized, family sport that is arguably one of the most popular forms of off-road motorized sports.
that’s not an easy thing to find,” Craig said. “This is what this particular piece of land is designated for. We’d love to go other places, but we just want to make sure it is in the right place, right environment – and this is just a good fit.”
That was evident March 10 and 11 when 471 riders, ages 4 to 70, and more than 1,000 spectators took part in the Wannabe Racing Hare Scramble at the Dunes Off-Highway Vehicle Recreation Area, south of Farmington.
Motocross began in 1924 with the first known British off-road event known as the Scrambles, held at Camberley in Surrey. This would become the earliest known origin of freestyle motocross, as we know it today. Over the years, the racing has evolved, largely through the efforts of riders from Europe who shortened the track while adding laps and various obstacles such as jumpsthrough the course.
This is the 10th year for the race here in Farmington and organizer Brett Craig said it is a perfect fit. Riders of all ages embrace the fun and responsibility of motocross racing.
A national Outdoor Participation Report shows that more than 42,300,000 participated in BMX and off-road biking in 2013 and the
“It’s a wonderful race that is OHV (Off Highway Vehicle) friendly – and
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numbers continue to climb. Craig looks at Webe Racing Series, based in Durango, as a family sport and not just a league filled with individuals and races. “You know we have a really great OHV community in the Southwest and with Webe Racing. Our group knows what this is about and it’s about a bigger picture where the kids know about the sport that we love. Parents want to make sure their kids grow up knowing and have the opportunity to know the sport we love. A great example for Craig came from a mother and grandmother at a recent race.
“Especially for the little kids in minis, I demand respect for all those minis not just toward me, but the whole OHV community. I hold them to a very high bar,” he said. “Lately, kids more and more come up and make an effort to shake my hand and look me in the eye instead of just grabbing a trophy and walking off. It’s that they actually make that extra effort. It’s great to watch these kids grow up and progress.” At the other end of the age spectrum is the 60-year-old age bracket. “We had one particular gentleman that is well into his 70s and he came out and raced and just had a blast,” he added. “We have a pretty good contingency in the 60-year-old age group.”
“One thing that still brings tears to my eyes was the two ladies who waited in line for 20 minutes – not to buy anything, not to sign up, but came up to say ‘thank you guys so much. You’ve made my grandson a better person.’ “What better compliment could you ever ask for?” he said.
Webe is a stand-alone racing series and they put on 9 races in 7 different locations across the Four Corners. Points made in each race go toward year-end points to decide the winner in each age group.
Craig believes the sport teaches kids respect and responsibility that they may not have in other sports.
For more information about the Webe Racing series visit www.weberacing.com
The 4 to 6 class is called the bobble head class. “Those little kids barely have enough strength to hold up their own head and then you get a helmet involved. Then it gets kinda crazy,” Craig said.
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The next race is May 16 in Monticello, Utah.
“It’s a wonderful race that is OHV (Off Highway Vehicle) friendly, and that’s not an easy thing to find.” — Brett Craig
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Fundraiser supports the Foundation for Educational Excellence Story by Tom Yost | Courtesy photos On Sept. 26, hundreds of runners from the San Juan County community will gather to race in the 4th Annual Race 2 Education. The race is the annual fundraiser for the Foundation for Educational Excellence, which provides scholarships to teachers in pursuit of higher education and grants to classrooms to help learning innovations, and also providing academic scholarships for graduating seniors of Farmington and Piedra Vista High Schools moving on to college. The Race 2 Educate has three races, including a 5k walk/run, a 10k run and Farmington’s only half marathon – which covers 13.1 miles. All three races start and end at Farmington High School, with the half marathon winding through the Glade north of Piñon Hills Boulevard.
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“The half marathon course is very challenging,” said Race 2 Education Event Director and Foundation for Educational Excellence Board President, Allison Cahoon. “The route comes out of the city of Farmington at North Dustin Avenue and runs parallel to Choke Cherry Trail on ATV trails, then exits the Glade at the intersection of College Boulevard and Hood Mesa Trail. The peak elevation of the climb offers a beautiful view of the entire city before runners descend back down to Farmington High School for the race finish.” The challenging course brings out the best runners of the community, with Christi Webb being the most notable. Webb competes at an elite level and will participate with other elite runners in the Boston Marathon, and also attempting to qualify for the Olympic Trials. The Foundation for Educational Excellence was started in 1986 by Dr. James Miller (Farmington Schools Superintendent at the time), Bob Bayless and Tommy Roberts. “All of the money that is raised goes straight back into the schools in our commu-
nity for our students,” explained Cahoon. “The Race 2 Educate has raised more than $100,000 in the last three years and has provided support to teachers, innovative curriculum ideas such as speech and debate tournament, and a greenhouse for the horticulture students at Piedra Vista High School. The foundation has given over $5,000 this year towards reimbursing teachers who are going back to school to obtain their Master’s Degrees or some form of higher education.” The annual fundraiser for the Foundation for Educational Excellence used to be an annual gala, but when long-time board member Dolores Cammon went looking for a new idea, Cahoon’s involvement in running sprung the idea for the Race 2 Educate. “As an avid runner, I mentioned having a race as the new fundraiser,” recalled Cahoon. “The board thought it was a great idea as long as I joined the board and became the race director. They got me at that point – they reeled me in.” The cost of the race for runners is $55 for the half marathon, $45 for the 10k and $25 for the 5k. All Farmington students can run
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the race for no cost if they run with a registered adult runner. “We also are trying to promote physical fitness among our students and therefore are encouraging them to run for free,” said Cahoon. The Foundation for Educational Excellence is a 501(c)(3) not-for-profit and is reliant on community donations to continue to provide the kind of support they have for the students and teachers in the Farmington Municipal School District. “The business owners in the community have been very generous the last three years,” explained Cahoon. “Without their continued support, the Foundation for Educational Excellence would not be able to sustain the ability to give back to the classrooms and students in our community.” There are many different levels of sponsorship ranging from $25,000 to $250. If you are interested in sponsoring the Race 2 Educate or want more information on the race or the foundation, please call the Farmington Municipal School District.
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PRESERVING HABITAT, HELPING WILDLIFE SFWNM hosts annual banquet; raises money for wildlife conservation Courtesy photos The Northwest Chapter of the New Mexico Sportsmen for Fish and Wildlife, or SFWNM, hosted its 11th annual banquet and fundraiser in March. The group is a non-profit wildlife conservation organization of sportsmen who are interested in preserving and increasing healthy populations of wildlife throughout New Mexico. About 350 attended the yearly banquet at the Farmington Civic Center on March 21 that raised money for the Arroyo Blanco Amigos 4-H group, hunting and fishing trips for handicapped and special needs children and habitat restoration projects on forest service land in cooperation with the Bureau of Land Management, according to SFWNM vice President Tiger Espinoza.
“I would just like to thank the 350 people from our community who came out to support the New Mexico Sportsmen for Fish & Wildlife. We had a successful banquet. We also had 16 sponsor tables. We really appreciate these companies and individuals who sponsored a table at the banquet, ” Espinoza said. He added that SFW funds will be used as needs are identified in youth organizations, sportsmen’s groups and government agencies. “Every dollar raised is leveraged with other partners and the end result is on the ground efforts for the benefit of our youth groups and wildlife habitat,” he said.
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Many habitat projects are will be funded both on the BLM and in the Jicarilla District of the Carson National Forest in partnerships with New Mexico Game and Fish. He added that these agencies are in control of what and when the projects are started and the SFWNM stands ready to provide funding and in-kind materials from industry partners such as ConocoPhillips, WPX Energy, Devon Energy, and Energen, to facilitate the completion of the projects. “Hopefully, we can get another project like the Hammond Tract Restoration Project and get Governor Martinez to do a ribbon cutting ceremony for that project as well,” Espnoza said.
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More than 45 acres were included in the project that cleared salt cedar and russian olive, and a mile of trout habitat was restored, a waterfowl pond was developed and new restrooms, parking lot and boat launch area were built. the $550,000 project was a collaborative effort between the New Mexico Sportsmen for Fish and Wildlife, Conocophillips, WpX Energy, San Juan Soil and Water Conservation District, New Mexico State Forestry and New Mexico Department of Game and Fish.
Bobby riddle Wounded Hero/Veteran Hunt Also at the banquet, $3,000 was raised for the Bobby riddle Wounded Hero/Veteran Hunt. Susan and Art Sullivan donated $1, 500 and banquet attendees matched the donation by adding $1,500. “on April 4 we took out four New Mexico wounded heroes on a bison hunt.”
Hammond tract project In 2014 SFWNM participated in the restoration of the 80-acre Hammond tract along the San Juan river. the Hammond tract provides access to a half mile of trout fishing water. the access also provides a launch area for small boats. trees and brush had blocked the public’s access to the water in the past.
Hunters Edward Misquez, ruidoso; Dale Lee Smith Jr., Clovis; richard Lokken, Clovis and Michael Brewer tijeras went to Vermejo park ranch. the Vermejo park ranch is a 590,823-acre ranch owned by ted turner in northeastern New Mexico and southern Colorado. the ranch is about three-quarters the size of the state of rhode Island. the ranch, which stretches from the Great plains to the summit of the Sangre de Cristo Mountains, is used primarily for conservation, hunting, fishing, and other recreation. “We would like to thank the Vermejo park ranch and the guides who helped on this special once-in-a-lifetime hunt, “ he said. David and Lone randleman, WpX Energy and the New Mexico oil and Gas Association also helped sponsor the hunt.
C.A.S.t. for Kids Catch A Special thrill, or C.A.S.t. for Kids, is what many of the participants will be doing on May 9 at Navajo State park. the premise introduces youth to the sport of fishing. Last year about 80 kids attended the event. the state of New Mexico Fish and Game Department with many SFWNM members, avid fishermen and women devote their boats, equipment, knowledge and time to help underprivileged and special needs kids of all ages and backgrounds catch fish. the group is always looking for volunteers to help – even more so if they have a boat and a volunteer Boat Captains to actually take the kids out fishing on the lake. For more information oon C.A.S.t. or call Cheryl Moline 505-6322278 or visit http://www.castforkids.org/events-calendar/castevents/navajo-reservoir/. If anyone is interested in becoming a member and/or would like to make a donation they can contact me tiger Espinoza (505) 486-6670 or go online to www.sfwnm.com.
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NMAA selects March Compete with Class honoree The New Mexico Activities Association has announced that the Cobre High School Softball team, from the Cobre Consolidated School District in Bayard, N.M. has been recognized as the Compete with Class award recipient for the month of March.
Sportsmanship is defined by the NMAA as the act of treating others in a respectful manner, taking personal accountability for ones actions, and responding with integrity while engaged in competition. “The NMAA would like to thank and recognize the Cobre High School Softball team for setting a great example for the state of New Mexico,” the press release states.
Cobre’s Softball team showed sportsmanship when Chaparral’s special education student, Santana Carrillo, stepped up to the plate. “They were all supportive and thrilled to help this young lady to feel a part of the team and the game,” Patricia Garcia, Chaparral High School spokesperson, said. “When Santana went up to bat, the pitcher was considerate and walked Santana. Once she was on base, she ran all the bases because the girls were hitting and doing well. Santana was able to score, and when she crossed the plate she threw her hands up in the air
“Their act of sportsmanship exemplifies the true ideals of the Compete with Class Sportsmanship Initiative – respect, integrity, and responsibility.” screaming, ‘I DID IT! I DID IT!’ Her entire team cheered for her as if Santana had won the World Series, Garcia said.” Carrillo’s family became emotional seeing the support she had from her teammates and her opponents. At the conclusion of the game, Cobre awarded Santana with the game ball.
More information regarding the “Compete with Class” sportsmanship initiative can be found on the NMAA website at www.nmact.org. The NMAA will announce a monthly honoree throughout the remainder of the 20142015 school year. Questions regarding this announcement can be directed to Dusty Young, NMAA Associate Director, at 505.977.5385.
10K Run | 5K Run/Walk | 1 Mile Kids Run/Walk Register online at
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Online registration will be open through noon on April 24. Late registration will be on Race Day at the start line, but we highly encourage on-line registration in advance. Packet pick-up is Thursday, April 23 at Three Rivers Brewery Banquet Hall. See the website for details.
BBQ Lunch will be provided to participants after the race!
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Both the 10K and 5K Runs will be timed with bib timing tags by TCR Productions. Prizes will be awarded to the top two 10K and 5K female and male runners.
Saturday, April 25 • 9am Lions Wilderness Park For More Information call SAS: 505-325-2805 Proceeds benefit Sexual Assault Services of Northwest New Mexico, serving San Juan County and surrounding areas.
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Paradox of freedom The misrepresentation of religious restoration RickHOERNER Editorial columnist Freedom is a very tricky thing. Even within the founding of this nation the paradox of freedom existed. When Jefferson writes his most famous stanza in the Declaration of independence, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness,” it seems quite obvious that man has the right to live and believe as they choose. But what happens when those pursuits conflict? This is an issue that has been thrust into the limelight with the indiana law commonly referred to as the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. With the NcAA Final Four being held in indianapolis, the signing of the act by Governor Mike Pence became a firestorm of public opinion, outrage and calls for economic boycotts. The outrage surprised many, especially considering that there were plenty of other states with similar laws. This time, however, the power of sports jumped in right away and made an immediate affect on the social backlash of the act. NcAA tournament broadcasters charles Barkley and Reggie Miller both publicly displayed their outrage at the signing of the act that is a bit ironic, since Barkley’s home state of Alabama passed similar legislation without a word from Sir charles. Arizona, which hosted this year’s Super Bowl, also has similar legislation, yet nothing there either. First, let me make it perfectly clear that i am totally 100 percent against this law. Supporters of these Religious Restoration Acts seem to feel the rest of the world is attack-
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ing their constitutional rights to freedom of religion. Governor Pence stated in his press conference after signing the bill, “The constitution of the United States and the indiana
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constitution both provide strong recognition of the freedom of religion but today, many people of faith feel their religious liberty is under attack by government action.”
really? Where has the government told any religion they cannot practice? pence and others of his mindset seem to forget that the same clause that allows for religious freedom also allows not to practice at all.
with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes.” that’s right. We couldn't find a way to end discrimination on moral grounds so we did it on economic ones. It looks like history is about to repeat itself yet again.
the Establishment Clause of the Constitution is quite clear. “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…”
the NCAA, which is headquartered in Indianapolis, and every other sports organization, has some tough decisions to make. If you penalize Indiana, don’t you have to penalize the other 19 states as well including the Land of Enchantment that passed such a law in 1978? It’s too late to do anything about this year’s men’s Final Four, but the women’s Final Four is scheduled for Indianapolis next year and the pressure will be on.
this simply means the government cannot support one religion over another. this act obviously does just that. It allows individuals to decide which religion they will and will not recognize. Supporters would say that caterers, photographers or wedding planners should not be forced to provide their services to a wedding they don’t morally agree with. that all sounds well and good, but does that also mean that Christian businesses don’t have to serve Muslims or Jews if they choose not to? After all those groups would hold moral values contradictory to their beliefs. Does it mean that Catholic businesses will not serve people they know to be divorced? Doubtful, but when it comes to homosexuality we seem to have a different standard of religious tolerance. the backlash in the sporting world was swift and telling of the changing times, but it was economic. NASCAr, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, the NCAA and many Indiana businesses immediately asked for a change to the law that it now seems pence is looking to do.
the next line in the Declaration after “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness” holds the key to answering the question of the government’s involvement in social issues that deal with religion. that line states the following: “that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed . . .” As an electorate we have already given consent for the goverÒment to end discrimination. It was already given at the Woolworth counter of Greensboro, North Carolina and in the buses of Birmingham, Alabama and it has now been given to those that love whomever they choose. As Abraham Lincoln once said, “those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.”
However, when pushed by this Week’s George Stephanopoulos the Sunday after the bill was signed into law, he dodged any question asking whether he saw the possibility of discrimination taking place. However, the heads of the Chamber of Commerce and representatives from the Indianapolis tourism Bureau made it quite clear: the law is bad for business. No argument that the bill is wrong on morale grounds but on economic ones. this really should come as no surprise. After all when looking back at the civil rights movement of the 1960’s, it was not the morals of this great country of freedom which legislated that discrimination was wrong. It was economics. Discrimination and segregation was put to an end by the Commerce Clause in Article I of the Constitution that states the Congress shall have power to “regulate Commerce
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Fight oF the century Pacquiao, Mayweather face to face and toe to toe on May 2 the scene of a legendary fight in the making takes place Saturday, May 2, at the MGM Grand in las Vegas. this historic fight is something millions of sports fans thought would never happen. Floyd “Money” Mayweather Jr. and Manny “Pac-man” Pacquiao are two of the best fighters of their generation and two of boxing’s biggest stars. they will be standing face to face, toe to toe, on the world’s biggest stage to determine finally the pound for pound king of boxing. the fight will be for the undisputed welterweight championship of the world. Boxing in its entirety could not be happier with this fight after recent years of Dana White and the UFC taking major market share from the fighting community. For more than five years the fight has loomed as the biggest in boxing. But, numerous ups and downs and contentious talks kept the deal from being made. the boxing world can thank the Miami Heat, because a chance meeting by the two fighters at a game in late January finally got the ball rolling. On Feb. 20, less than a month later, a deal was signed. A signed agreement between the two fighters was long overdue. HBO (which has exclusive rights with Pacquiao) and Showtime
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(which has exclusive rights with Mayweather) had to hammer out a joint pay-per-view deal to make the fight possible at the “incredibly low” estimated price of $99.99. notice my sarcasm. On the other hand, when you finally put together a fight the fans have been begging for, after five years you have the right to charge whatever you want. there has been plenty of discussion about how big the fight will be. Most view it as a lock to break the pay-per-view buying record of $2.4 million for Mayweather’s 2007 fight against Oscar De la Hoya and the pay-per-view revenue record of $150 million set by Mayweather’s 2013 fight with Canelo Alvarez. the Alvarez vs. Mayweather fight also set an MGM gate record of $20 million. the Pacquiao vs. Mayweather fight is expected to shatter that record with an estimated gate revenue of $40 million. need tickets to the big fight?
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Good luck. ticket prices start at an estimated $1,500 for the cheap seats and go up to $7,500 for the almost guaranteed sellout of the 16,000-seat capacity MGM Grand Sports Arena. if you cannot afford tickets to the fight you could always stay at the MGM Grand and still feel like you are part of the action. Of course, that is if you have an extra $1,800 per night. no, that’s not a misprint. it is $1,800 a night to stay at the MGM Grand the weekend of the fight. i would almost bet they are already sold out. By comparison, a typical weekend night at the MGM would run you close to $200 per night. if you think the MGM is being outrageous with their prices, think again. the minute the long- awaited deal was signed, Vegas hotel room prices skyrocketed. On average, Vegas hotels quadrupled in price for the Pacquiao vs. Mayweather weekend. Room rates are just the beginning of ways las Vegas is looking to cash in on the big event. Gamblers from near and far all want a
piece of the action. In the biggest gambling Mecca of the world, this is the superbowl of all superbowls.
with a reach of 72 inches. He currently resides in Las Vegas and has an outstanding record of 47 wins no losses and 26 of those wins via KO.
done before in beating an undefeated Mayweather. Pacquiao has waited years for this fight; expect him to give it everything he has.
Odds makers from all across Nevada will take in millions of dollars from bets on the super fight. Mayweather looks to be a 2 to 1 favorite over Pacquiao. Choosing which fighter will win is just the beginning of what bettors can bet on.
Floyd is very proud of his undefeated record, as you will often hear him say, “47 have tried, 47 have failed.” Like him or dislike him, think he is arrogant and cocky, with the resumé he has put together he will surely be inducted into the boxing hall of fame and go down as one of the best pound-for-pound fighters in history.
Last, but certainly not least, my prediction for the fight. I believe both fighters come into this fight in the absolute best shape of their entire lives. Manny will be determined to destroy the fighter he has so desperately wanted to fight for years, while Floyd will be determined to prove once and for all that he is the greatest fighter of his generation.
Odds makers left no stone unturned when it came to prop bets for this fight. Those gambling will have the option to place a bet on everything, from how many rounds the fight will last, whether the fight will end in a KO or decision, which fighter will have the higher percentage of punches or jabs, to even who will throw the first punch of the night. Huge amounts of cash will be associated with this fight. Rumors have it that Money Mayweather will make at least $120 million, win or lose, while Pacquiao will be closer to $80 million. Not bad for a day’s work, if you ask me. Floyd Mayweather, 35, comes into the fight at 5 feet 8 inches tall, weighing 147 pounds,
There is no doubt Mayweather has taken on stiff competition over the years, facing all of the top boxers in his division, but has he ever faced a fighter of Pacquiao’s caliber? That remains to be seen. Manny Pacquiao, 36, enters the fight at 5 feet 7 inches tall weighing 147 lbs. with a slight reach disadvantage of 67 inches. He resides in Kibawe, Philippines, but currently lives in Las Vegas in preparation for the fight. Manny holds a record of 57 wins with 38 of those wins via KO, five losses and two draws. For Pacquiao, a sure boxing hall of famer as well, this fight will be the biggest of his career. Manny has the opportunity to do what no other fighter has ever
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I expect a tough and close fight to the last bell with Pacquiao using his speed and dexterity to break down Mayweather’s defense. I expect Mayweather to start slowly, picking and choosing his spots wisely in the fight, waiting to pick up the pace in the middle rounds. Would I love to see an upset? Sure, but I don’t see it happening. Mayweather is just too smart of a boxer. My prediction is the fight will go the full 12 rounds, Mayweather coming out on top with the decision and improving his flawless record to 48-0. Regardless of the outcome, the fight will go down for the ages and could quite possibly be the fight of the century!
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KEEPING EVERYONE ON TRACK Athletic department secretaries: The heart of the programs Story by Rick Hoerner Photos by Josh Bishop In the college of education there is always a guest speaker who comes in to tell all the prospective teachers just what they’re in for. Usually, speakers will take you to the brink of saying, “Don’t do it! Get Out!” They bring a sense of real world applications to the theory-driven world of education. The best piece of advice the guest usually gives is with whom to make friends and of whom you should definitely stay on the good side. That advice is to respect the principal but love the janitor, the lunch lady, and especially the secretary who really runs the school anyway. Anyone who has worked in a high school’s athletic department knows this is especially true. The athletic director may make the decisions for coaches and the athletics programs, but it’s the secretary who runs the show and is the heart of almost every athletic program. This is especially true at San Juan County schools. Behind the scenes the athletic secretary is perhaps the most important person in any school’s athletic program. They make sure programs stay within budget. They make sure the money taken at the gate is secured and they make sure there are workers to take care of the entering fans. They make sure officials are paid – or perhaps overpaid, some of you may be thinking. They schedule security and concession workers. They are the engine that runs the machine of an athletic event or school activity and, perhaps
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most importantly, they are thanklessly the first line of defense for athletic directors and coaches from what can be overbearing upset parents. They are the ones who allow the athletic directors to keep some measure of organization and keep a multitude of overdemanding, disorganized, and self-interested coaches and activity sponsors in line. Walking into the office of Piedra Vista High School it is nearly impossible to miss the effect Linda Crabtree has on the school. On her wall are collages of nearly every graduating class since Crabtree opened Piedra Vista in 1998. In her 17 years behind the same desk, Crabtree has seen a revolving door of athletic directors come and go, from Mike Moyer through intern Superintendent Phil Valdez to New Mexico Coach’s Association Director Buster Mabrey – all the way to current AD Frank Whalen who began coaching at PV the same time Crabtree began her stint in the athletic office. Through all the chaos Crabtree has been the lone constant in the Panthers athletic department. More importantly, Crabtree may be the most beloved staff
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member to ever grace the Piedra Vista campus. She is a frequent visitor to games, concerts and school activities and is one of the most visible members of the Piedra Vista staff. Her office is rarely empty, with kids flowing in and out during every passing period. “Kids are the most important part of the job,” Crabtree said. “It’s my responsibility to make sure they have officials and bus drivers and are taken care of on the road.” Crabtree has been with Farmington Schools for more than 25 years starting at Northeast then opening Mesa View Middle School when Northeast Principal Hugh Easterday left to start the new junior high. In 1998, Crabtree was asked to come to Piedra Vista to open the athletic office with Mike Moyer. Crabtree is not alone in demonstrating the magnitude of the athletic secretary to any school’s athletic program.
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Deb Morris at Farmington High School just retired in 2014 after serving the Scorpions during the past 20 years where, like Crabtree, she kept the athletic department in line. And similar to PV, the turnover as athletic director has been a long-standing problem across the county. Morris has agreed to remain as the district 1AAAAA secretary, taking care of AllDistrict teams, tournaments, all academic and other district business. Joining Morris in the sweet life of retirement is Aztec’s Susan French who, like her other district coun- Susan French terparts, has seen her share of coaches and athletic directors come and go. As a coach and a member of the media, I could always count on these three ladies having everything ready to go for an event. Amber
Hospitality has been an important and traditional value of the high schools here in San Juan County. It doesn’t matter if you were the official, the opposing team, a scout for another team or the media. The press boxes, and locker rooms were all ready to go. Now there are a lot of people responsible for that happening, from maintenance to the athletic director, but the organization and treatment of the fans, players and guests can largely be attributed to those who do their work behind the scenes and behind a desk.
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Alisha is one of the originals members who helped begin the team and is committed to helping players grow as a team and as more confident women.
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What is the reaction of friends/family/others when you tell them you play semi-professional football? At first they are surprised and i often have to repeat myself, “Yes, semi-pro tackle football....helmets, pads, yes that’s correct.” After that’s all cleared up they are excited about it and a little shocked.
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how do you psyche yourself up for a game? i always try to think of anything in the last week that annoyed me. if that doesn’t work i try to focus on encouraging and pumping up my teammates.
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Do the members of the team get together off the field? We are always hanging out after practices and after games. We have great friendships off the field.
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What’s the most difficult aspect to playing football? the mechanics and technique of tackle football are a lot different than any other sport i’ve played. trying to be the most productive player i can is always a learning experience and at times difficult.
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What is the best benefit of playing on the team? other than the great exercise and endurance training, which i would say is the best part, getting to meet new people is great!
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Do the members of the team play other sports, or does football consume them?
the majority of us were involved in flag football in the community as well. We are coming to realize that there isn’t going to be much time for any other sports though and the need for us all to be healthy and safe is very important.
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is special insurance required for playing football?
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What are the requirements for being part of the team?
it is a commitment, that’s for sure. A commitment to practice and games and travel and most importantly a commitment to each other. the only true requirement is show up and do your best! Attitude is everything.
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Do you purchase your own uniforms and protective gear?
As a new team we are still trying to raise money through sponsors and advertising. So far we have paid for our jerseys, but we hope the future brings help.
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What is the one thing people misunderstand about women playing football?
We are here to play and are capable of the same determination as drive as men who play tackle football. We have heart and talent and are here to stay.
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Get involved: Help our children become better citizens County makes us extremely lucky.
“Through the character values and life skills curriculum, youth participants learn a lot at The First Tee – they even learn how to play golf.” Just having returned from The First Tee Network meeting in Dallas, a few things at this meeting made a huge impression on me as the Executive Director. Perhaps the most important takeaway was the number of caring adults who truly believe in the power of The First Tee curriculum. The model that makes The First Tee work is based on having the context to teach the curriculum (golf), internal assets (life skills curriculum), and external assets (caring adults) which combine to create positive youth development. Individuals had the same message of the impact that is being made by the youth development curriculum, whether they were involved
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with the organization or not. Descriptions that were made included, “the most impactful youth development curriculum in play today” and “an ideal, which is changing the world.” The facts are indisputable – that when youth participants are engaged with a positive youth development curriculum being taught by caring adults using a lifetime physical activity as the vehicle to deliver the message, you have a program that is making a huge difference in the lives of youth all over the world. And the fact that we have this program in a rural New mexico location such as San Juan
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Another impression was made by the multiple speakers at the conference commenting on the impact that The First Tee is making worldwide. Powerful comments came from the former President of the United States, George W. Bush, speaking about how golf is a wonderful game that shows both the individual playing and the others playing with them your true character. That how a person handles themselves on the course is truly indicative of how they will handle themselves off the golf course in pressure situations – and how golf mirrors life. Roy Spence, a leader in the field of marketing, who has a list of clients that include Walmart, Southwest Airlines and DreamWorks, spoke about choosing a vocation that you truly love and concentrating all of your efforts into making things you are good at – GREAT instead of wasting efforts making things that a person is bad at – AVERAGE.
Spence also spoke about people always finding what they are looking for and therefore concentrating all efforts to look for positive things such as friends, love and the truth. Carla Harris, currently a managing director for Morgan Stanley and one of the most powerful businesswomen in the United States, spoke about each individual being unique and bringing that uniqueness to the table in every situation.
The final takeaway from The First Tee National Network Meeting was the momentum that was being generated from all of the chapters worldwide, working toward a common ideal of affecting more than 10 million youth participants, providing character values and life skills. Caring adults from communities large and small are changing the world for the better by giving youth participants the necessary tools to succeed in life.
The question for San Juan County becomes: How can we get more of the community involved to increase our impact from more than 8,000 youth to more than 15,000 youth per year? The answer is simple: Just get involved! The First Tee of San Juan County, NM would love to help you find your way in helping our great community achieve its finest work – the work that helps our children become better citizens.
The First Tee Calendar of Events There are many wonderful things to get your children involved in our community. The First Tee of San Juan County, NM has multiple events going on, starting in May and running through to the end of the summer. Clubs for Kids The First Tee of San Juan County, NM is proud to announce their First Annual Clubs for Kids on Saturday, May 9, from 10 a.m. until 1 p.m. at Riverview Golf Course in Kirtland. This event is free to the public and will be a great event for the entire family to enjoy. The
first 200 youth who arrive at the Clubs for Kids will take home with them a club with which to practice, free of charge. The concept is to get golf clubs into kids’ hands so that they have an opportunity to experience and enjoy the great game of golf. Golf professionals and coaches will be on hand to offer free swing instruction. Parents will also be given a schedule of the summer’s events and have the opportunity to sign up on-site. Summer Programs The First Tee of San Juan County, NM has
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multiple two-week classes throughout the summer months for youth between ages 6 and 18 years. These classes teach youth life skills and character values which can be used by participants both on and off the golf course. The First Tee uses the game of golf as a vehicle to teach a leading youth development curriculum. Programs are going on throughout San Juan County and in southwestern Colorado at various golf courses. The cost for a two-week session will be $50 and
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SHARING THE SPOTLIGHT
NN happy to share the runway and the racetrack with Danica Because NASCAR Nellie is a die-hard, dedicated, committed and totally lunaticial (it’s a word. Look it up in TikiWikiWebsterIsRollingOverInHisGrave Dictionary, which is primarily used by “professionals” in journalism who understand the need to invent new words to keep up with a new word generation. Just sayin’. . . ) fan. NN watches NASCAR reruns from when drivers drank most of the moonshine before they ever delivered it to wherever they were s’posed to deliver it to and when most of ’em could out-drive any law enforcement office in and out of the country. NN watches those races because she was Miss Moonshine during part of those early days of Not-Yet-NASCAR. It was a great gig, even though it didn’t last on accounta NN didn’t read the fine print on the Miss Moonshine contract that stated Miss Moonie would be tossed if she drank all the moonshine on race day. NN thought the moonshine was Mountain Dew Before Anyone Ever Thought About Making Mountain Dew. The Not-Yet-NASCAR drivers weren’t happy when they finished the race, thinking they were gonna enjoy a little – or a lot – of moonshine, only to find NN giggling amongst the empty moonshine bottles. The dirt tracks back then made the drivers pretty thirsty and made ’em really, really mad when their favorite adult beverage wasn’t available. Miss Moonie learned that you didn’t mess with those early days NASCAR drivers’ adult beverages or they’d fire your moonie butt and take away your plastic Miss Moonie crown and sash. Whatever.
questions before and after the race, NN tends to lose interest. NN will keep the race on and boo her least favorite drivers and yell like a banshee every time Junior passes another car, even though he still has like 20 to pass before he’s back on the lead lap, because that’s what NASCAR fans do. When their favorite driver has bad luck, NASCAR fans wish that same bad luck on their least favorite drivers. Not that wishing bad luck on ’em changes anything, but it always makes ’em feel better. Just so’s ya know.
his temper on accounta Junior is the BOMB and knows the importance of always being nice to the reporter people who ask him dumb
So, NN watches her NASCAR races no matter what, but when Dale Earnhardt Jr., the sports most popular driver for the gazillionteenth time in a row, loses his shifter (shifter, as in the little shifty thingey they use to shift gears or put their trash bag or their mirror on so when they get out of the car at the end of the race, they don’t have goobers on their noses or bad hair), then his radiator – but never, ever
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NN doesn’t care who wins any race that Junior doesn’t win. or at least finishes in the top 10. But she watches, because Junior is always interviewed by the reporter people after every
race because he is, after all, the sport’s most popular driver, in case you’ve forgotten.
tracks across the country. NN has a “reputation” for being persistent, running fast and aggressive, and for her knowledge of the tracks – not that NN has ever driven those tracks, but she has run fast and aggressive from the security people there, which gives her an advantage Danica will never have. Just sayin’ . . .
While Junior was struggling with his shifter thingey and three of NN’s least favorite drivers – Denny Hamlin, Brad Keselowski and Joey Logano were one-two-three’un it, Danica Patrick was making history.
NN took a selfie or 400 of herself with her new business cards that share her “experience,” and the fact that she’s willing to work for two figures. Not that NN isn’t worth Danica’s six figs, it’s just that if NN makes more than two figs, the IRS will take note of that, track her down and make her pay “back taxes and penalties” for a coupla years when she hit a career high and made three figs, two pears and one pear tree. Whatever.
Not that NN particularly cares if Danica Patrick makes history, but she is a woman in a mostly male sport and NN gives her credit for that. It was the Monday rumor mill about DP that got NN all excited, though. Seems there are those who think DP should give up her racing career, where she only makes a six-figure salary, and go into modeling, which could get her an eight- or nine-figure salary. And magazine covers. And designer outfits. And her very own makeup and hair people. NN is excited over that, not because she cares to see Danica on the cover of her favorite magazines, which include Hot Mamas in Hot Muumuus, How to Attract Men Who Are Still Breathing, and Glamor for Old Goats, on accounta she doesn’t. But NN sees a car that needs a driver – a NASCAR car in the Sprint Cup Series, where men are everywhere, hospitality tents offer free adult beverages before and after races, and where NN believes she should be. In NASCAR. Hanging out in the garage area. Sniffing the sweat of cute drivers. “Touring” the motor homes and “collecting” memorabilia that brings big bucks on eBay or QCV. NN would also make a darned good NASCAR driver. Danica’s car would have to have a better color scheme, though. NN isn’t a real fan of that neon green of the GoDaddy car. NN prefers a sunny yellow or a bright neon pink – something with flare and easy to find on the track. NN and Danica are of similar size, so changing the seat and the makeup mirror wouldn’t have to be done. NN prefers leather seats and several cup holders for her moonshine (now known as Sweet Cherry Pie wine) and a place to put her phone so she can take selfies of herownself and post ’em on Facebook. Danica is a little taller than NN, but NN makes up for it in weight. While Danica weighs in at 100 pounds, NN has to go to the Motor Vehicle Department every year to weigh in so she can get a Wide Load sticker for her rear end, so when she’s walking to and from the
mall, vehicles know they have to take another route. Whatever. NN is more than just another pretty face, too, in case you didn’t know that little tidbit. NN knows how to apply makeup and do her own hair. NN learned from an aunt, who could take beet juice and slap it on her cheeks and they’d be all pretty and red and that juice was so effective, you only hadda put it on once every three months. That same aunt showed NN how to use lipstick to make your lips look fuller by drawing your own lines around your mouth and filling it in with Kill ’Em Dead Red, a lipstick that is a real attention getter. NN is a hot little number herownself. Those who think Danica’s “racy” commercials are good have obviously not seen the limited number of videos NN made in the ’70s, that would have made her a major celebrity if those backup “actresses” hadn’t been jealous of NN, her talent and her unique kind of beauty and said some things to some people who got some ’nother people to confiscate the videos, which cost NN five years in “detention” and her one big chance to be a movie star. Whatever. So, taking a page out of Carl Edwards “Getting A Ride In NASCAR By Handing Out your Business Cards to Every Mechanic, Gofer, Sixteenth Cousin of a NASCAR Official/Friend/Cleaning Lady” book, NN is having her very own business cards made, which she will send to all of the NASCAR officials and drivers/crew chiefs/over the wall team and cleaning ladies who have gotten to “know” NN through the security people at NASCAR race
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NN has also put together a little care package for Danica with some of NN’s beet juice, a tube of Kill ’Em Dead Red lipstick, some fashion tips and a business card of one of the best modeling managers in the Big House, who still has contacts on the “outside” and who will make Danica a bigger modeling star than Tom Brady’s wife or Leo DiCaprio’s gazillion model girlfriends, or even those model-looking wives and girlfriends of NASCAR drivers, crew chiefs and NN wannabes. NN, herownself, is beginning a new, healthy lifestyle that will help her in her new career as a NASCAR driver. NN is putting away the conveyer belt that she has used for years to get snacks and bottles of wine from the kitchen to her supersized recliner, where she lives during NASCAR season. NN is now actually getting out of the supersized recliner and walking to the kitchen for her snacks. NN won’t eat supersized nachos or megabowls of ice cream during races anymore either, but will learn to love fried mushrooms, potatoes, onions and pickles. NN understands the importance of a variety of veggies in a healthy lifestyle. Once NN hits the NASCAR Sprint Cup scene, she’ll be the next biggest star and she’ll be featured on all of the sports shows – because she will literally BE the biggest star (NN’s got a coupla pounds on Tony Stewart and reporters and gossip people loooove to talk about Tony’s “bigness” and cameras will surround NN’s GoMamas race car when her pit crew has to shove her wide load butt through that little window in the race car before she can start her engine. Just sayin’ . . .
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Fishing REPORT The current flows on the San Juan River below Navajo Lake are 350cfs. Fishing has been best in the morning between 8 a.m. and Noon.
Size 16 Chamois Leech Size 22 Red Larvae Size 22 Brown Big Mac Size 22 Olive Midge Emerger Size 22 Threadbody Baetis Dry fly fishing has been very limited due to off color water conditions. If the chance to throw a dry fly should happen, here are a few dries to try. Size 22 CDC midge Size 20 Griffiths gnat Size 22 Parachute Adams
With the visibility being roughly 2 feet it's very important that you make multiple drifts in the same feeding lanes to ensure that the fish see your fly.
T.J. Massey San Juan River Outfitters www.sanjuanriveroutfitters.com 505.486.5347
Some of the best flies to fish are:
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golf clubs are not required to participate. The Corporate Challenge is a golf tournament for all of the major sponsors of The First Tee throughout the year. The winning corporate team gets to hoist the Challenge Cup Trophy which will then be on display at their business for the entire year. Animas Credit Union, led by Gary Sterton, currently has the trophy on display in the lobby at their 20th Street location.
The two components of the classes involve golf skills and life skills applications. Participants can progress through the program through certification opportunities that show coaches and volunteers their ability to use what they have learned. There are five levels of life skills and golf skills for participants to move through as they get older and gain more experience. The purpose of the program is to have participants actively involved until they are 18 and ready to continue their education or join the workforce as prepared and responsible citizens.
The Golf Carnival is a free community event with games and activities for the youth and their family members from 12:30 until 2:30 p.m. Food and prizes will be available to all of those in attendance as The First Tee celebrates another successful year with the community and its supporters.
PGA Junior League The PGA Junior League is in its second year in San Juan County and offers a teamoriented, competitive opportunity for participants between the ages of 6 and 13 years. The cost of the program is $85 and the program lasts for six weeks. Youth participants will practice once per week on a weekday and play a two-person team match on Saturday evening at various golf courses throughout San Juan County and southwestern Colorado.
Colorado in a scramble, match play format that is fun for the participants yet incorporates life skills such as cooperation, teamwork, perseverance, honesty and sportsmanship.
Teams will be formed at Aztec Municipal Golf Course at Hidden Valley, San Juan Country Club in Farmington, Civitan Golf Course in Farmington and Riverview Golf Course in Kirtland. Teams from San Juan County will be playing against teams from southwestern
4th Annual Corporate Challenge, Golf Carnival and Golf Ball Drop The 4th Annual Corporate Challenge, Golf Carnival and Golf Ball Drop is the major end of summer celebration held at Riverview Golf Course.
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Finally, the Golf Ball Drop culminates the event with the San Juan Regional Medical AirCare Helicopter dropping thousands of golf balls onto a target to determine the winners of the summer long raffle. Golf balls are sold at $5 apiece or five golf balls for $20 as part of the raffle. With over 20 major prizes given out, and $1,500 cash as the grand prize, the golf ball drop is an exciting way to determine the raffle winners. For more information on these and all the events that The First Tee has to offer this year, please call The First Tee office at 505.334.4291 or visit the website at www.thefirstteesanjuancounty.org
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