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WEST IN PICTURES From Biba to beavers

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From the editor

Smooth skin and super juicing

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TALKING POINTS Manly men we love

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Welcome to our world

If you’re spending your holidays with us in the Westcountry, hello and welcome! We sometimes take our life here for granted - so it’s good to be reminded just how lucky we are.

Everyone loves the seaside - especially Cornish photographer Lucia Griggi, our cover girl this week. She takes us behind the scenes - or rather, under the water - to find out how those dramatic pictures of surfers actually happen (page 10).

Our Today’s World this week is keeping chickens: don’t miss our competition to win a £100 voucher to spend at any Cornwall Farmers or Patch & Acre store.

If you grow vegetables and you’re drowning in lettuce, you’ll be glad of a few tips from Tim Maddams, whom you may know from the River Cottage TV series. He gives us lots of new ideas to avoid “salad fatigue” and take full advantage of this underrated seasonal vegetable.

We also talk to sixtysomething model Suzy Monty (page 14), and discover a new interiors shop on Dartmoor selling mouth-watering French homewares (page 20).

Finally, our columnists bring up some topical subjects for August: travel disasters (page 21) and revisiting childhood memories (page 5).

Enjoy the Westcountry - we know we do!

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THE WISH LIST QUEEN OF THE DEEP 60 IS THE NEW 30

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INGREDIENT OF THE WEEK

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TODAY’S WORLD

Tim Maddams lifts the lid on lettuce

Britain’s oldest swimsuit model?

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GARDENING

Win £100 and learn to keep chickens

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Cool cacti and swell succulents

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INTERIORS & KISHANDA French chic and travel trials

RESTAURANT REVIEW The best meal near Exeter airport

How Lucia Griggi always gets the shot

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ALL ABOARD Nautical style - get the look

Must-see, must-do, what we would buy

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WELLBEING & BEAUTY

TV GUIDE Seven day viewing

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MAN & BOY Every great cyclist starts somewhere

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COVER IMAGE: Courtesy of Lucia Griggi

MEET THE TEAM Becky Sheaves, Editor

Gillian Molesworth

Kathryn Clarke-McLeod

Catherine Barnes

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Open wide: Lucy Evans of Falmouth started her new job as an equine dentist

Splish splash: twins Kia and Cori hit the waves at Portreath, Cornwall

in pictures Check it out: diver Robert Lenfert met a giant barrel jellyfish in South Cornwall

Now you see me: a beaver spotted at dawn near Escot Park, East Devon

Festival fashion: Barbara Hulanicki, the 70s Biba design guru, came to the Port Eliot festival

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talking points Manly men

Get an ology... ...and you’re a scientist! Ten unusual ologists and their fields of study

1 Limnologist inland waters

2 Vexillologist flags The top 10 manliest men according to macho shave brand The Bluebeards Revenge. Which one make you go weak at the knees?

1 Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s squeeze is known for his ‘hard man’ roles

2 Bear Grylls Manly profession. Fearless adventurer

3 Daniel Craig Bond!

4 Al Pacino Scarface/The Godfather legend

5 Tom Hardy masculine

3 Tribologist friction on 4 Bryologist mosses and liverworts

5 Thanatologist death 6 Speleologist caves 7 Vulcanologist volcanoes 8 Psephologist political elections

9 Otorhinolaryngologist ears, nose and throat conditions

10 Oologist birds eggs

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7 George Clooney Rugged looks, masculine jawline

8 Hulk Hogan Bottle blond former WWF wrestler

9 Vinnie Jones Footballerturned-actor known for intimidating roles

10 Ian Botham legendary ex-cricketer aka ‘Beefy’

10 things to make you smile this week 1 Robert Galbraith crime novels we are hooked - it’s reallyJK Rowling , you know

Cartoon crush 10 strangely alluring animated characters

1 The Beast (Disney’s Beauty and the Beast)

2 Ulysses (Ulysses 31) 3 He-Man (He-Man and the

2 First tomatoes picked straight off the vine

3 Enormous dragonflies green and gold

4 Regatta weeks coming up in Fowey, Dartmouth, Lyme Regis, Falmouth, Torbay

5 Lazy mornings tea in bed

Masters of the Universe)

brought up by someone else

4 Jessica Rabbit (Who

6 Local knowledge dodge

Framed Roger Rabbit)

5 Daphne (Scooby Doo) 6 Scar (The Lion King) 7 Li Shang (Mulan) 8 Flynn Rider (Tangled) 9 Penelope Pitstop (Wacky Races)

Story of my life...

Revisiting childhood, but time moves on

moving parts

good looks, ‘tough guy’ roles

6 Jean Claude Van Damme The ‘Muscles from

Gillian Molesworth

traffic in the country lanes

7 Cricket on the beach or on TV

8 Moro Moorish skewers sizzling on the BBQ

9 Farm shops a bounty of gorgeous summer veg

10 Hedgerow trim hey, we can see around the corners!

t’s the holidays, and all things being well I am on my way to the USA at this very moment.

We are spending two weeks with my family across the pond, and indulging in preppy New York pursuits such as tennis, golf, and socialising on the beach. This is the two weeks a year when my kids get to see their cousins, and slower, gentler. No one was rushI get to have the same accent as ing around all the time, as seems everyone else. our modern way.

I have met so many people that It worked for us, but I’m not love spending time in Devon and sure you could do that to today’s Cornwall because that is where kids without a serious struggle. they spent time as children. I toTablets, games, and phones are tally get that. There is something increasingly hard to wrest from so special about the places of your their hot little hands – their archildhood, and you want to inspire gument is, we’re on holiday, we a new generation to love them. should be able to do what we want.

Our family has always retreated There’s merit in that. They’ve had to the same corner a long old school of Long Island, year, after all. all through my The trouble life. I like the kids with being enterThere is someto have a taste of tained all the time thing so special my culture. Howand having lots of about the places ever, time doesn’t your friends at the stand still. Their touch of a button of your childholidays are very is that you’re never hood, and you different from the bored or lonely. want to inspire a ones I remember.

When you’re bored My holidays or lonely, you look new generation were long, nearly for stimulation to love them three months. from the company American summer you’re with. You holidays were origmight play a game inally designed so that children of cards, or bake a cake, or simply could help farm during the growsit and chat. Lonely, bored kids ing and harvest season. No politiare driven to interact with (in cian wants to commit re-election their view) the more challenging suicide by being the evil guy who family members, like the very old cut the holidays. or slightly deaf. And who knows, We had no electronic devices maybe they learn to play pinochle to entertain us in Long Island, or backgammon, or hear a story not even a TV. My mother felt it about growing up in the 1940s. was more wholesome doing other We’ll have to see how it goes. things: reading or playing games.

One thing’s for sure: I don’t We had rickety bikes, an old crothink we’ll have a rest from the quet set, and a Frisbee. parental duties of policing the At times those three months electronics. From that, there were boring. But they were also seems no vacation.

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The wish List West’s picks for spending your time and money this week

Boutique of the Week Parisian Sweets, Plymouth This shop on Looe Street offers hand-me-down designer clothing for bargain prices, buying and selling labels from Vivienne Westwood to Jimmy Choo. Originally located in Parade Antiques on the Barbican, the new store has been simply and tastefully renovated. Owner and model Jackariaheh O’Hanlon, 25, wants to put Plymouth on the fashion map. “I love picking the right item of clothing for the right person,” says Jack. If a customer tries something on and it looks bad, I will tell them!”

Look up Parisian Sweets on Facebook, or visit 15 Looe Street, Plymouth

Vintage Riviera goddess candle. £1, ASDA

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Vintage doily tea party plate. £1.95 for eight, www.dotcomgiftshop.com

Savour a local ice cream by the sea. www.moomaidofzennor.com

CATCH CUP This should keep ‘em busy in the holidays. £2.95, www.dotcomgiftshop.com

Trunks Take the tropics to the pool. £28, Debenhams

Jewels These look a lot more expensive than they are. jelly shoes, £4.99, www.getthelabel.com

Ahoy there Flip to p24-5 for more nauticalinspired fashion.

Striped dress, £12.99, www.blueinc.co.uk

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Kathryn Clarke-Mcleod finds herself feeling very fond of the feminine detail this trend offers. here’s something just white dress with cutwork detail plain wonderful about on the hemline. Smooth décolleté? peek-a-boo layers. The Cutwork around the neckline is cutwork trend complayful without being promiscubines the best of feminine detailing, ous. If you’re feeling extra bold flirtiness and edginess and everyone (and toned) look for a dress that has from Karen Millen to Cavalli has an extra-large cut out at the back embraced it for their SS14 ranges.

(Etsy has a few uber romantic heart The beauty of these pieces is that backed frocks) they will see you not only through As a rule of thumb though, if what’s left of you’re being cheeky summer, but into the in one hemisphere transitional season, then keep the other and even into winter. demure (ie: playful Pins looking The reason? Two hemlines must go honeyed? layers, which means with sensible neckthat even if one is a lines) This high Choose a short bit flimsy, you still neck lace dress I or mid length benefit from a wee picked up at Oasis bit of extra warmth Princesshay adwhite dress with (got to be better than dressed that balance cutwork detail the crop top trend’s perfectly, although a perennial power, bit shorter than my on the hemline. right?). Cutwork is usual picks, the laalso something I like dylike belt and rufto call an ‘elevator.’ fled finish neckline It can elevate a simple black tee into kept me feeling classy. a graphic statement with a few straI couldn’t resist grabbing this tegically placed laser cut shapes, cute cutwork saddle bag to go with and even a do-no-wrong white vest it, it’s the perfect size for a day out is given dimension with a dash of shopping and will look equally good delicate detail. in a few months’ time when I put it Use it to draw attention to your to work elevating my leather jacket strong points. Pins looking honand skinny jeans (not that I’m justieyed? Choose a short or mid length fying my handbag habit.)

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HOBBS Pink Lauren skirt £149

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Queen of the deep

By Becky Sheaves

o, where have you been already this year? I ask Lucia Griggi, the international surf photographer who comes from Summercourt in Cornwall.

“Er, let me think…” she replies. She’s a bit distracted - I’m catching her just before she flies out to New York to see her agent. “I’ll have to work backwards, I just can’t remember! Right, I’ve just come back from Spain, before that I was in Mexico, then before that California. I was here in Cornwall in April.

Then Fiji before that, and Hawaii. And I spent five months last winter in California.”

Yes, that really is Lucia Griggi’s life.

She chases around the world, £30,000 worth of camera kit in tow, taking her striking and memorable shots of all things surfing. As a former national-level competitive swimmer, she is able to don a pair of flippers and set off fearlessly into 30ft surf, waterproof camera in hand, to capture the moment where the huge wall of water breaks and a daring surfer rides the wave. Some of her pictures, such as the one of a surfer duck-diving under a huge wave in Fiji, have been licensed all over the world – you may have spotted that particular image in a recent Jeep advert campaign.

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parents’ farm just inland of the north Cornwall surfing beaches. And Cornwall is where her remarkable career started, as Lucia explains.

“My mum is English, my dad’s from Venice. I grew up in Surrey and was a serious competitive swimmer until I was 19, spending four hours a day in a swimming pool. I studied to be a physiotherapist at university in London but then I wanted to do something different.”

Almost by chance, she came to Cornwall, discovered surfing, learned how to ride the waves and then took some pictures for a surf magazine called Carve in “about 2006”. Gradually, a career was born: “I began by taking pictures from the beach. Then I managed to get hold of a waterproof casing for my camera and set off into the water,” she explains.

Today, Lucia is often to be found in big waves worldwide, either swimming with her camera or riding on the back of a jetski. “I can end up chasing the big swells, and it’s very focussed, very exhilarating.”

But it can be dangerous too, as she freely admits.

Lucia was shooting pictures in a particularly big swell, about 40 - 50ft high, in Fiji in 2012. The swell was called The Thundercloud, also known - aptly - as Filthy Friday. “I was on the back of a jetski when we ended up having to rescue a surfer. The jetski couldn’t cope with three of us on board and it flipped over.

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I was just being pounded in the white water. It was absolutely traumatic.”

On another occasion, Lucia was quietly in her bedroom in a rented house in South Africa when robbers broke in, stole all her camera kit, and ransacked the house. “I heard them and just stayed as quiet as a mouse. It was the right thing to do. I later heard they had gone up and down the whole street and had stabbed one victim and shot another,” she says.

So it’s certainly a different way of making a living. But the rewards are not just financial, she explains. “Once you have seen a little, you want to see a lot. I love to travel and get a real buzz from going around the world, seeing amazing things and meeting incredible people.”

To that end, she has found herself branching out. She now also does ad campaigns, often water-based. Olympic swimmer Chad le Clos was a recent subject – she has also done portraits, fashion and lifestyle pictures.

“Obviously, £5,000 lenses don’t buy themselves, so my more commercial work supports the surf photography, which is so much more niche,” she says. “Some shoots can be very different to others. For an ad campaign, I’ll have stylists, assistants, make-up artists. But my surf photography is pared-back, just me, the ocean and the surfer.”

And that is the way she likes it. “Travelling all round the world as I do, it’s a pretty selfish way of life,” she admits. “I do have a home in California now, and I come back to Cornwall as much as I can, but for the rest of the time I am in hotel rooms, living out of a suitcase. I’ve absolutely loved the freedom but turning 30 has made me look at life a little differently. I would like to find someone to share life with in the future, and maybe have children.

“The thing is, I can’t imagine me settling down with someone who lives the 9-5 lifestyle. They would have to be an adventurer, like me. Maybe we could take turns to travel, while the other stays home and looks after the kids.”

It sounds complicated – but if anyone can make it work, it’s Lucia. Meanwhile, she is starting a new venture. “I’m going to run some photography holidays,” she says. “When I was starting out, there was no one to advise me. Now, I can help people get great shots, in amazing places.”

In October, she is leading a trip to Morocco.

“It’s an expedition for people who want to improve their action, portrait and travel photography,” she explains. “We’ll have adventures by land and sea, over the Atlas mountains to Marrakesh and into the surf in the village of Tagazhout.” Lucia is also planning an equally exciting trip to Sri Lanka in May next year, as well as shorter courses in Newquay.

Does she not worry about training up photographers who could, ultimately, become her competition professionally? “Honestly, no,” she smiles. “I think there is enough ocean out there for everyone and the more we all engage with it, the better.”

For details of Lucia’s surf photography trip to Morocco (October 12-21), visit www.errantsurf.com/ stay/Morocco

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SUZY MONTY

60 is the new 30 Glamourpuss Suzy Monty is still getting modelling work in her sixth decade. But it hasn’t always been easy to keep her place in the limelight

By Catherine Barnes

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here’s nothing wrong with a bikini at any age,” says Suzy Monty, “just so long as you don’t let it all hang out.”

Since making national headlines as Britain’s oldest glamour model, the 63-year old from Truro has found herself in hot demand from photographers and fashion designers alike, and has even turned down a place in the Big Brother house.

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Slim, but with curves in all the right places – “I’ve got hips and a bust” – her 36-25-37 body appears to have defied laws of gravity. And, her swimwear shoots are making bigger waves now than they did when she was in her 20s.

At 5’7” and a perfect size 10 for decades, Suzy has maintained a figure that would make a woman half her age green with envy. When we meet she is dressed in a red polka-dot frock cinched in with a white belt, very 1950s. Suzy radiates poise, and speaks with a warm eloquence.

Her thick waist-length hair is streaked

with only a few threads of silver; Suzy looks younger than her years, but doesn’t claim or aim to pass for 40.

“They say you ought to cut your hair at 30 – well, that’s wrong, too. I don’t dye it and when I go grey, I go grey. I wouldn’t ever have Botox – look at [83-year-old Vogue model] Daphne Selfe. She has plenty of wrinkles but looks fantastic. I want to inspire the older woman so she doesn’t feel invisible - I fight ageism every day, but do shoots with girls half my age.

“I can’t stand anything fake - mine are real,” she adds laughing and gesturing to

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her B-cups. “I couldn’t bear to tamper with my bust and my husband would probably divorce me if I did! They’re still uplifted.”

Although she describes herself as a glamour model, it’s strictly in the old-fashioned sense. Although she was even dipped in chocolate for one sexy assignment, Suzy refuses to pose topless for Page Three style shoots, although has taken it all off for naturist magazine H &E. “Nudity doesn’t bother me at all, but I’d never do adult work,” she says firmly.

“I’ve been asked to do Mrs Robinson shoots with male models,” she adds. “But when I think about the film poster shot, it only showed a leg.”

Suzy first appeared on the catwalk age 10, when she walked off with first prize at a Bournemouth fashion contest. She modelled successfully throughout her 20s and 30s and won beauty contest titles, including Miss Cornwall Bikini.

She and husband John - who prefers life out of the limelight - have been very happily married for 40 years. Plagued by debilitating health problems for three decades, Suzy never found the right time to have children. She did however set up what became the first licensed modelling agency in the Westcountry.

London was alluring, but never an option. “I had 30 years of migraines and spent up to 14 hours in dark rooms, but I knew I could work around it, running the agency,” she says.

“Would my life have turned out differently if I’d gone to the capital? Yes: at London rates, I’d be driving around in a Rolls Royce by now. I had to work my socks off to compete.”

When a bad bout of glandular fever knocked her for six at the age of 40, Suzy reluctantly closed her agency and hung up her swimwear for good - or so she thought.

In 2008, Helen Mirren caused a meltdown when her incredible red bikini-clad curves were papped in Italy. Suzy, then 57, was inspired to follow suit. She sent some bikini shots to a na-

tional newspaper, causing a media frenzy and resulting in offers of work that have seen her pose for more than 1,000 photographic shoots since then.

Things were going swimmingly until Suzy suffered another health shock, just a few months short of her 60th birthday. After she was rushed to hospital with agonising pains in her abdomen, Suzy was told that doctors had found a tumor.

If it was malignant, she may have just days to live.

“The surgeon said we’ll open you up and if it’s cancer, we’ll close you up again and send you home. But if was the other thing – I still can’t pronounce it – then I’d be ok.”

Suzy had Xanthogranulomatous cholecys-

titis – which doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue – a rare inflammatory disease of the gallbladder which affects just one in 100,000 people. Surgeons removed a (benign) tumour on her gall bladder before enacting major surgery on her liver, complete with bile duct re-construction.

Thankful to be alive, Suzy spent a three month convalescence at home and was still recuperating on her 60th birthday, when her beloved dog fell ill and had to be put down.

“I spent the day half laughing, half crying,” she remembers.

Three months later, a photographer called to ask if she was interested in doing a bikini shoot. This proved the tonic she needed to make a full recovery.

“I can’t stand anything fake.

Mine are real,” she adds, laughing and gesturing to her B-cups

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“It was a beautiful sunny day and I felt so blessed,” says Suzy, who is candid about her belief in the power of positive thinking. “I am a spiritual person – it’s helped me through. I never expected to return to modelling and now every day’s a blessing. I’ve never been busier and I get to pick and choose my jobs.”

After being splashed all over the national newspapers last year, Suzy was asked to take part in TV’s Big Brother, but turned it down.

“There’s too much bullying and I wouldn’t want to be recognised in the street,” she explains.

“I was also asked to be on Come Dine With Me, I love cooking, it’s my real forte, but I didn’t want cameras in my house. The Sunday Sport also asked me to go topless for big money – I turned that down, too.”

So long as she’s offered jobs that meet her standards, Suzy is prepared to keep going for as long as she can. She attributes her youthful figure to good genes and keeps trim with a daily three-mile walk. She avoids fried foods and swears by the properties of fresh beetroot juice.

“You should never be egotistical, but always love yourself,” she adds.

With wardrobe that extends over four decades, Suzy is never short of something to wear that’s on trend. “Fashion goes round in circles. If you keep things long enough, it’ll come back, so long as you have the room to store it,” she says.

“I’m also a big fan of Alison Ballard [the designer behind Newquay-based label Silly Old Sea Dog] – she’s encapsulated every size in her designs.”

Suzy’s modelled for 1950’s-inspired Silly Old Sea Dog, and she’s also featured in fashion features as a mature bride.

“I love wedding dresses,” she says. “I never had a full white wedding dress myself. I wore a dress that cost £5 in a sale and a hat from M&S. My husband wore a leather jacket. I’m sure that’s why I like getting dressed up.”

Suzy’s ultimate dream would be to pose for legendary photographer David Bailey, who now lives on Dartmoor. “I’d love that. He really captures his subjects,” she says.

In the meantime, she continues to field requests sent to her from all manner of people and places, politely turning down those that step over the line.

“I usually reply, I’m happily married, thank you,” she says. “And then I block them – no indecent proposals.”

“I don’t drink or smoke. I had a sip of beer once – it tasted like medicine”

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Devon’s Anne Swithinbank, panellist on Radio 4’s Gardener’s Question Time, rubs shoulders with cacti collectors from around the globe ometimes one type of plant will dominate my working week and recently, it was cacti and succulents.

These were my childhood sweethearts, and the novelty of all those Mexican hat plants, candle cactus and partridgebreasted aloes has never worn off.

A serious temptation to collect has had to be shelved, due to time restrictions and the need to grow other plants. I set myself a limit of 30, beyond which I know there would be no return.

You think 30 sounds like a lot? Read on.

As one of the newly appointed patrons of the British Cactus and Succulent Society (the other is the plantsman and collector Tom Hart-Dyke) I was invited over to Leicester for their conference, held once every four years. This stretches over a weekend and you need stamina I discovered that for the whirlwind of lectures. Exone of my table perts from the USA, South Amercompanions ica and South Africa speak about plants in the wild, their care and had a collection even photography. In between, some respect, as they are conof 10,000 plants, delegates stroll about buying sidered tricky and need slightplants and enjoying intense, cacly higher winter temperatures. and his wife tus-related conversations.

My plants have a des res on my another 400 At dinner, I discovered that south-facing bedroom windowone of my table companions had sills, where I can keep a close a collection of 10,000 plants and eye on them. his wife another 400. After dinner, There is a drawback, howevthere was an auction of desirable plants (some er. These are pollinated in the wild by flies, so their rare or enormous) and their paraphernalia. beautiful, starry flowers mimic carrion (yes, that I began to realise there were rivalries afoot, would be dead meat) by using cream, black and mainly between collectors of proper cacti (plants maroon tapestry-like colourings, and putting out with areoles of spines on their bodies) and those a revolting smell. I shall just have to banish them of other succulents, such as aloe, echeveria and while blooming! agave. I’m a succulent girl myself and have deAt breakfast on the last day, I sat next to Claire cided to collect stapeliads, a group related to hoya Hewlett, secretary for the Cornwall branch (there (wax flower) and stephanotis. This earned me are several branches in the South West). She col-

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lects mainly echeverias but grows a bit of everything, and says she runs a lively group with plenty of lectures and visits to collections. Her branch holds an annual show, usually in May in Hayle, as well as plant swaps.

If you are looking for a fascinating hobby involving geography, habitats, conservation and keeping beautiful but durable plants, this could be for you.

I asked Claire her best piece of advice for a beginner. “Just don’t over water,” she said. “Cacti and succulents don’t like wet feet, so if in doubt, don’t.”

Annual membership costs £15 (£12 for senior citizens and £5 for under 18s) and just £5 for associates who enjoy branch membership but don’t receive the excellent quarterly journal.

Find out more on www.bcss.org.uk or for membership details, call Tony Morris on 01455 614410

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This week’s to-do list Anne’s advice for your garden

•T rim hedges of all kinds including hornbeam and beech, box and privet. Use secateurs on laurel to avoid ugly cuts on large leaves.

Lay a sheet to catch trimmings.

Question time with Anne Q

Can you suggest climbing plants for a sunny wall 1.5m/5ft high please?

Relatively low boundary walls are tricky because a lot of wall shrubs want to grow tall. I’ve seen rambling roses tied down and trained over a similar wall to great effect, but you are committed to annual pruning and training after flowering to cut out flowered stems and train in new. Something like ‘Hiawatha’ would be ideal. This bears clusters of deep pink flowers with paler centres. Though it has little scent, it will tolerate poor soil (such as that near a wall) well. Passion flower (Passiflora caerulea) loves the sun and will produce orange fruits after its white and purple flowers. Fill gaps with sweet peas, or have fun with gourds by sowing every spring.

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Examine the crime scene with a magnifying glass to look for slime trails (slugs or snails) or frass (posh word for caterpillar poo). Then, go out after dark with a torch to see who is munching. Slugs and snails lurk under plants by day and climb surprisingly high at night. Caterpillars of Silver Y and angle shade moths are also abundant. Set an earwig trap by poking a cane into the soil so one end is near the flowers. Push crumpled newspaper into a small flower pot and set this upside down on the cane end.

Pull newspaper out in the morning and look for offending earwigs.

•K eep an eye on sweetcorn, as they’ll be ready when tassels turn brown. Split a small hole in the

green covering to look at the kernels.

•C lear away spent crops and if you are not using the ground again, consider sowing a green manure such as phacelia or crimson clover to dig in during autumn or spring.

This is on-site soil conditioning.

Caring for cacti and other succulents These are beautiful plants and will keep their good looks with the right watering, feeding and potting.

During July and August light shading protects plants from scorch, where harsh light shines through glass.

Tesco luxury brand of cat litter instead of grit. Do not water in until two weeks afterwards, as broken roots may rot.

Plants wake up in March and are in active growth from May to August, when they need regular watering and feeding with a cactus fertilizer.

Top dress with grit or small pebbles to stop moss and algae from growing and help prevent rotting.

The dormant season starts in October for most plants and in a cool, frost-free place many will not require any water until March.

Spring is a good time to pot on your cactus. A good compost is 50:50 John Innes no 2 and Cornish grit, coarse sand or perlite. Many growers use the

Gather flowers for cutting in the early morning while stems are full of water. Water the plants first if necessary. Steep cut stems in deep water for an hour or two before arranging in a vase.

Start a new strawberry bed for free by rooting runners from healthy established plants, Peg them down into pots of compost set in the ground. Once settled, they are cut away from the parent and planted out. Strawberry plants deteriorate after about three years and need to be replaced.

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Interiors Rue des Fontenelles Hand made ceramic Guinea Fowl £99

Stag Jam or Mustard Pot £38.75

Ooh la la

Work the French ecclectic look with Caroline Mason, owner of Devon’s Rue des Fontenelles ue des Fontenelles is ings for under £500, and lovely heira new interiors shop loom pieces for £3,000. in Moretonhampstead Eclectic is what Caroline likes. on Dartmoor. Inside “French people have a lovely reyou will find a temptlaxed way with interiors, and they ing blend of old and new furniture, don’t seem so concerned about paintings, and accessories. mixing different styles,” she said.

Owner Caroline Mason spent 10 “If they get it wrong it’s horrible, years in France, and sharpened but if they get it right, it’s wonderher interiors skills renovating two ful. I’ve learned a lot living there.” dilapidated properties: a rambling We asked Caroline to send pictures farmhouse in 350 acres, and a of her favourite pieces in store, also grand townhouse available to buy online. in L’isle Jourdain.

She also offered It was out of the some advice for drawing room of making the eclectic Don’t be afraid the latter “maison look work in your to mix old with bourgeois” that home. she ran the origi“Don’t be afraid new - some nal Rue des Fonmixing things,” she surprising comtenelles, named said. “You can put binations will for its street. more old-fashioned “It began to wooden furniture actually work attract people, in the same room as well together particularly painted furniture women, from – although I prefer quite a wide area. the original painted French people will rather than this distravel a long way for a good shop,” tressed trend. said Caroline, who grew up near “Experiment and don’t be afraid Chagford. “I built up a network of – you will find some surprising suppliers, whom I visit regularly. combinations actually work.

“It’s so competitive over here, so I “If you have collections, get them keep my contacts top secret!” out and group them together: I have Caroline’s specialty is French one of old pharmacy bottles. Put furniture and fixings, but she has up lots of pictures, even if they’re items from other parts of Europe. unframed, or you can prop them You might find metal dog’s head on top of chests of drawers with a bookends, a wooden armoire, or group of other objects.” a ceramic statue of a guinea fowl.

Rue de Fontenelles is in The Square, There are pretty little gifts for sale Moretonhampstead, or online at for £5, impressionist-period paint- www.ruedesfontenelles.co.uk.

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Travel trouble Kishanda Fulford has a not-so easy experience in Spain

t short notice I left for Barcelona with my daughter, who had dreams of living in a city that she had not actually been to. Nor had I. We arrived at Bristol Airport and I soon realised I had not printed off my Easy-peasy Jet boarding pass. This is such a nuisance if you are, as we were, travelling with just carry-on luggage.

I looked at the check-in queue, in which I would have to stand, in order to get one printed off. It was practically snaking out of the terminal door. I asked the super-fast boarding lady if I could join her super-fast queue but she said no. The main queue was moving at a step forward about every 30 seconds. Suddenly, she changed her mind and swept me in to the fast run queue.

What power these women have.

Having opened our suitcases to rummage around finding all liquids, we went through security. We relaxed in the boarding area and went to browse in the accessories shop. I brought a hair clip and my daughter brought a pair of earrings.

To our surprise my name was called out on the tannoy. I had left my bank card in the machine at the accessories shop. There then ensued a conversation with my daughter in which she said she would have to take charge as I was obviously not capable of travelling. She then left her telephone on the aeroplane.

We arrived at our rented flat, dumped our suitcases, and went to leave. Just as the door was an inch away from slamming shut, I put my foot out.

I surely had to teach my daughter a lesson about keys. Never, I said, leave a flat without checking that the keys actually work. I tried them in the lock and realised I had walked out with the keys to my son’s flat, which look exactly the same as

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the ones to the Spanish flat. Again, my daughter and I had another discussion in which I was told she would be in charge of keys from then on.

Off we went in to the sparkling city. We were incapable of reading the map. Sometimes I was in charge of the map and when that went wrong my daughter would take the map and hold it up and turn it round and round to see if we could work

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I had not printed off my boarding pass...then I left my bank card in the accessories shop out where we were. The arrival of my daughter’s boyfriend mercifully brought all disagreements to an end as he had an app on his telephone.

A few days later it was time to leave. We went to the market, where the grapes are the size of bantam eggs, the cherries nearly the same size, and melons which are so sweet you could smell them from a hundred yards. The peaches were the best I have ever eaten. In order for the rest of my family to taste such delights I worked out that if I carefully packed I could arrive in England with a fruit salad.

We set off to the airport where we found I was in the wrong terminal. My daughter and her boyfriend were flying back to London which is from Terminal One. Easy-peasy flies from Terminal

Two. Fortunately there is a bus that runs between the two and I set off by myself. The bus drops you outside Terminal Two but for some reason the bus does not then continue for the next half a mile or so to Easy-peasy’s departure lounges. After a long walk I relaxed waiting to board the aeroplane. This did not last long. I was told that I would have to put my handbag in my suitcase as the rules are, ‘only one bag’. A disaster. How could I put my handbag in my suitcase? There was absolutely no room in the suitcase whatsoever. The peaches, the cherries, the small slice of manchego cheese, and the melon would be ruined if I did. I decanted the contents of my handbag into my duty-free bag, which you are allowed to have, and put the relatively empty handbag in to my suitcase and then sat on it in order to shut it.

Is my daughter going to move to Spain? If she does, she is going to have to go on an orienteering course, learn Spanish, (the best we could do was ‘hello’ and ‘please could we have the bill’) and learn not to mislay her telephone. So would this put her off the idea? Definitely not. But the great fat cockroach that crawled out of her shoe as she put it on the morning we left the flat just might. And so too would the thought of travelling anywhere with her mother.

Kishanda Fulford lives in Great Fulford, Dunsford, Devon. The house dates back to Norman times and has been continuously occupied by the Fulford family for more than 800 years.

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Wellbeing

Juicing A good blender could be the best way to take your five-a-day intake to a “life-saving” ten ealth experts have said that our your daily nutrient intake with minimum effort. five-a-day is no longer enough, and “ Juicing allows us to reach, and even exceed, we should double our daily intake the recommended five-a-day in just one 250ml of fruit and vegetables. glass,” she says.

A recent study by “It extracts the goodness from University College London confresh fruits and vegetables, with cluded that eating large quantimost of the vitamins, minerals ties of fruit and veg significantly and phytonutrients, which are Juicing allows lowers the risk of an early death. easier for the body to absorb.” us to reach, and We should be consuming at least Phytonutrients, or plant chemiseven daily, even if we can’t cals, are currently at the cutting even exceed, the manage an optimum 10. edge of nutritional research. recommended For many of us, keeping up “They could hold the key to with five portions was a chalpreventing many diseases, such five-a-day in just lenge, which is perhaps why as cancer, diabetes, heart disease one glass juicing has taken off in a big and conditions such as asthma way. Rosie Huntington-Whitely, and allergies,” says Kate.

Millie Mackintosh and Jennifer “Juicing is also a great way to Aniston are among a host of cegive the digestive system a break,” lebrities jumping on the juice bandwagon. she adds. “Studies have shown it can aid the Kate Tyler, who runs Platinum Healing detox removal of toxins and heavy metals, boost the retreats, recommends juicing as a way to max immune system, and facilitate weight loss.”

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Top ingredients for juicing 1 Spinach helps increase feel-good serotonin levels and boosts skin

2 Celery promotes a calming effect on the nervous system – good for insomnia

3 Kale packed with antioxidants 4 Beetroot helps lower blood pressure and cholesterol

5 Carrot helps balance blood acidity and sugars and cleanses the liver

6 Garlic a blood purifier 7 Fennel boosts digestive juices and can help ease IBS and menstrual cramps

8 Watermelon high in minerals and vitamins, which improve energy levels

THE KEEP FIT COLUMN WHERE YOU DO THE WORK

this week: KIZOMBA Contracts administrator Gemma Stewart, 23, loves her Kizomba nights at The Sun Marina Club on Plymouth’s Barbican from 7pm on Sunday nights.

“I found out about the Kizomba LOOOve Club through one of the Kizomba Fever events, which a friend of mine had been raving about for quite some time.

Kizomba is an Afro-Latin partner dance that’s slow and expressive, with a strong tango influence.

When I finally plucked up the courage to attend, I was instantly hooked and completely fell in love

with the music, movement and rhythm.

Instructor Nicola Christie’s enthusiasm really resonates with beginners and experienced dancers alike. At Kizomba I socialise, exercise and learn all at the same time and anyone giving it a go will receive the same warm welcome I did.

I’ve definitely noticed an improvement in my core strength, helping an old back and hip injury. “

HOW DO YOU GET FIT? We’d love to hear... Drop us a line with a selfie and daytime number to westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk.

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Tried

& tested We present the beauty treats and cheats of the week, all trialled by Catherine Barnes from West magazine, with help from daughter Tilly, 17.

MAIN PICTURE: STEVE HAYWOOD MAKEUP: ABI SCOTT MAKEUP ARTIST AND BEAUTY CONSULTANT

Sluggish skin?

If you can get over the fact that SkinPep’s Collagen Growth Factor Masks contain concentrated snail secretion – blee!

– leave on for up to an hour for re-hydrated skin that feels silky to the touch. A must-try for a girl’s night in! (£4.99 each www.skinpep.com) Tilly: Genuinely as slimey as a snail when first applied, but my skin felt supple after.

Catherine: Loved it and not just because it gave us a major fit of the giggles. A fix well worth a fiver.

Sole Mate Massage Scholl Velvet Smooth Night Mask into clean, dry feet, then sleep your way to softer soles. (£7.99 at most good chemists or www.scholl.co.uk) Tilly: Similar, but not quite as intense as a cracked heel cream, (£7.99) it definitely left my feet feeling smoother in the morning.

Catherine: Minimal effort, great results, especially in flip-flop season.

BOMBSHELLED Launched at Selfridges last month, Time Bomb Powerball Intensive Moisturiser (£36/45ml) contains 21 natural hydrating agents that help your skin lock in moisture. For an added boost, finish with a serum.

Catherine: Light to wear and absorbs easily - great in the morning when you’re applying your face.

Tilly: Smooth skin, not greasy.

Strike the right tone Merumaya Treatment promises not only to refresh, but to hydrate and plump your skin. Ingredients include brown micro algae for natural moisturising. (£14.50 from select John Lewis stores or www.johnlewis.com) 23

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Land’s End Ballet neck top £34.95

Oliver Bonas Dress £55

Isme Swimming costume £22

M&Co Sign £7

Crew clothing Bridget bag £55

The Vestry Dress £58

What’s About Town Bracelet £31.95

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Fashion Accesorize Bikini top £15 Shorts £12 Anchor shopper £19

All aboard

It’s regatta season in the Westcountry. Get on your red, white and blue for a look that’s bright and breezy on land and at sea ashion can be tricky at this time of year. The weather’s not yet autumnal, but the shops are most definitely looking towards the winter collections.

Three cheers, then, for the nautical look. It’s such a fashion classic that it’s always in style and its crisp, fresh looks never seem to date.

You can find pieces pretty much year-round, too, thanks to nautical’s strong showing in winter cruisewear lines.

Here in the South West, we have more than our fair share of the world’s best sailing waters.

Small wonder, then, that the sailor stripe is popular here, and not necessarily always in traditional navy blue.

You can take nautical style from summer into autumn with ease, just by adding a Breton sweater or light jacket. It’s a great look for smart work days without looking too serious, and nothing’s better for a relaxed but flattering weekend outfit than a dash of seafaring swagger.

You don’t even have to set foot on a boat in your entire life…

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White Stuff Wedges £45

Dorothy Perkins Bikini £23

Paperchase Notebooks £5

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EATING OUT

The Jack in the Green

By Becky Sheaves

recently ate in Marco Pierre White’s swish new restaurant in the new Hilton hotel at Exeter Airport. I soon reached the conclusion that, perfectly acceptable though the food there was, no one who had any sense at all would eat there when The Jack in the Green was less than a mile away. Doing it all (and more) so much better.

What is it that makes this roadside pub/restaurant so special? It’s nothing much to look at from the outside, and nice enough in a relaxed sort of way indoors. But what really sets this place apart is the quality of the food, combined with friendly, expert and welcoming service. If you need cheering up, let me suggest a meal out at The Jack. It’s pretty much a fail-safe cure for the blues.

It was a Wednesday night and John and I had nothing special to celebrate. But we ended up pushing the boat out in a big way, with the five course tasting menu (£39.50) and a flight of different wines to accompany each course (£27.50).

We were greeted by the owner himself, Paul

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Parnell, who is a superb restaurateur and has why it hasn’t attracted a Michelin star. Perhaps it put both The Jack and its sister pub, The Five is because it has a jolly atmosphere, very unlike Bells at Clyst Hydon, very much on the culinary the “chapel of rest” hush than often accompamap nationally. A few years back, Paul invested nies some fine dining eateries. a serious amount of money in his kitchen, which Our starters were almost too pretty to eat. I is now the envy of many a chef had curried cod fillet with temhereabouts. If you think a new pura mussels and a sultana puree kitchen in your house might (£7.50) which was adorned with If you need set you back a fair whack, well: little white, peppery flowers that you could buy a whole house (I learned from the waitress) were cheering up, for the sum they spent on the sweet cicely. John’s starter was, let me suggest kitchen here. if anything, even more beautiful, a meal out at What is more, one of the a perfectly crisped mackerel fillet South West’s finest chefs, Matt perched on a beetroot salad (£6.50).

The Jack. It’s Mason, is in charge of the briAround this were transparentlypretty much a gade here - all adding up to a thin slices of pickled radish, with fail-safe cure recipe for some seriously good dots of zingy lemon puree and cooking. Yes, this is a pub, with each topped with a single blue for the blues a bar menu that unashamedly borage flower. It was completely offers dishes like shepherd’s delicious. They never let style outpie and sausages. But there is weigh the substance here. We had also a gourmet tasting menu with some proper a very good glass of Austrian Pinot Grigio, subtle culinary art going on. The Jack is a regular on and fresh. Paul’s a wine expert and it tells - you the Top 100 List compiled nationally by Restaucan always be sure to get something both smart rant Magazine, but I’ve never really understood and a little bit different to drink here.

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4 of the best

With outstanding food

The Budock Vean Hotel

1 The Old Inn, Drewsteignton

The chef/owner of this tiny and friendly restaurant with rooms is Duncan Walker, one of the best chefs cooking today in the South West.

Accomplished and innovative menus guaranteed Dish of the day: Grilled turbot with mussels, saffron and parsley.

Price: £46 for a three-course dinner Contact: 01647 281276, www.old-inn. co.uk

2 Sienna, Dorchester

Another tiny eatery, this is the smallest Michelin-starred restaurant in the UK, and also run by a couple. Chef Russell Brown offers superb cooking while wife Elena is front-of-house.

DISH OF THE DAY: Dessert of coffee pannacotta with whisky cream, honeycomb and orange PRICE: £45 for three courses CONTACT: 01305 250022, www.siennarestaurant.co.uk

3 The Budock Vean Hotel, Mawnan Smith For our main course, I had local lamb shoulder in anchovy gravy, with asparagus, fresh peas and broad beans. All cooked to perfection and the perfect summer dish. John had a fabulous Westcountry beef fillet – just about as good as it gets – with bone marrow and braised oxtail, (£24.50).

Bone marrow? What’s does that taste like, I wondered – well, since you ask, it’s meaty, crispy and delicious. At least it is when cooked at The Jack in the Green. John had some fabulous burgundy and I had a spicy glass of Valpolicella to accompany our main course.

Our cheeseboard came with made-in-the-Westcountry choices such as Cornish Blue, Sharpham Cremet and Quickes Cheddar, with quince cheese, grapes and some wild garlic Yarg up from Cornwall. Then to finish, John had white chocolate parfait, toasted oats, raspberries and whisky cream (£7.25) while I tucked into lemon mousse with meringues and poached rhubarb (£6.50).

Often in restaurants, the puddings are just an afterthought. Not so here - each was a work of art and completely delightful.

To sum up, this is a gem of restaurant, and we are very lucky to have it here in the South

West. I would be surprised (and very pleased) if I get to eat another meal as good as this one in the next twelve months. Unless I go back to the The Jack again, of course. Which is a distinct possibility.

The Jack in the Green, Rockbeare EX5 2EE 01404 822240 www.jackinthegreen.uk.com

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Five course tasting menu £39.50, Totally Devon three-course menu £25, bar menu pub classics from £9.75

Perhaps surprisingly, this large spa hotel on the Helford River has a remarkably good restaurant with superb local sourcing and fine dining.

DISH OF THE DAY: Pan-seared supreme of Cornish hake, fondant potato and saffron nage PRICE: £41 for a four-course dinner CONTACT: 01326 252100, www. budockvean.co.uk

4 The Magdalen Chapter, Exeter Once a Victorian eye hospital, this hotel/restaurant is extremely cool (the staff wear trainers and carry iPads) and the restaurant offers pared-back, thoughtful cooking to a consistently high standard.

DISH OF THE DAY: Starter of quail, smoked aubergine and pomegranate.

PRICE: Dinner mains from £10 - £25 CONTACT: 01392 281000, www. themagdalenchapter.com

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Ingredient of the Week

Lettuce

with Tim Maddams hat is lettuce all about, really? I weather, won’t take long. mean we all love a nice salad, and So, new ideas are in order if we are to avoid letthe lettuce acts a great canvas for tuce fatigue. In our house we have been cooking us to paint on: a little rocket here, lettuce like little cabbages, with a drop of water, a chunk of tomato there, a few flowsome garlic and a little butter. Cut them in half ers and seeds for style and texafter washing, place face down, ture. But the lettuce takes the colour with butter and add a drop back seat, right? of water or cider (in fact, yes, defiIf you’ve got Well my fellow fair weather nitely cider) and cover with a lid. salad fatigue, try gardeners, that is where you are Be warned, they don’t take long at wrong. Lettuce is back and it’s all. Lettuces cooked this way have cooking lettuces making a stand – and not just in been working extremely well in like cabbages. our garden where my wife Caroplace of spinach.

They work in line has planted an astoundWe have also shredded them ing array of varieties. Even the and put them in crab risotto, risottos, stir fries local shop has butter crunch, which I have to say is frankly or even in bhajis red salad bowl, little gem, cos, epic. And, I have been making letendive and radiccio. There is no tuce bhajis like they are going out escaping the fact that lettuce is of fashion. I’ve also been adding once again cool - if you don’t know that, then you it last minute to stir fries. And of course, we are are most definitely not. eating a lot of salad.

The problem we have is an age-old one. Despite However you want to deal with this explosion the different types and sequential sowing, someof salad leaves is entirely up to you. Just don’t how everyone’s lettuces are all ready at more or let them languish. Rejoice in the lettuce and get less the same time. There is no hope of giving creative in the kitchen. They won’t be here long, even your homegrown ones away, and they need so make the most of them while you can. eating before they bolt - which, in this wonderful @TimGreenSauce

W

Grilled little gem with shaved goat’s cheese and spring onions

Cut the gems in half, rub them with a little oil, salt and pepper, and then grill cut side down on the BBQ. Give a few spring onions the same treatment. Once the gems have taken a little colour and softened slightly, pop them on a plate and adorn with shaved goat’s cheese and onions.

Sprinkle with good sherry vinegar and a dash of rape seed oil, toss over a little chopped mint and you are done.

Pea, broad bean and lettuce risotto

Make the best veg stock you can and begin sweating the peas, broad beans and a little garlic and onion in a pan with some butter.

Add rice and wine and continue to cook, adding stock as needed. You know the drill. At the last minute add more butter and LOTS of shredded lettuce.

Season well and serve with good strong cheddar.

Tim Maddams is a Devon chef and writer who often appears on the River Cottage TV series

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Living

TODAY’S WORLD

Happy, healthy chickens Keeping poultry in the garden is one of the joys of country living.

If you are thinking about investing in some feathered friends, here are some top tips from Cornwall Farmers’ Franceska Lawson ne of the best things about owning chickens is waking up to freshly laid eggs for breakfast. We are increasingly careful about ethically sourcing our food - and what could be closer to home than the back garden?

Chickens make lively and interesting pets, fun for the whole family. Even their waste is full of nutrients for the flower bed or the compost heap.

Though owning any animal is a responsibility, keeping chickens doesn’t have to be a chore, and day-to-day care is relatively easy.

O

Here are some tips to help you: 1. Do your homework

giene. Bedding such as straw and wood shavings will help keep areas dry and offer additional comfort. Avoid using hay, which can lead to respiratory problems.

5. Food glorious food Chickens love table scraps and will eat almost anything you give them, but a well-balanced chicken feed and liquid tonic in their diet will ensure they get the nutrients they need.

6. Watch out for mites Learn to recognise telltale signs of mites, such as a decrease in egg production or tail pecking. A natural, nontoxic powder or spray will address the problem.

Different breeds suit different owners. The poultry tent at your local country show is a great way to gather information about the right one for you.

7. Hydration is key

2. Save your garden

8. Wakey wakey

Chickens love to roam, but if you want to save your lawn from pecking and scratching, consider an enclosure. This will reduce damage and ensure your birds are safe.

Aim to let your chickens out in the mornings soon after sunrise for a healthy daily routine.

Always supply your birds with fresh clean water, especially in hot weather.

9. Handle with care

3. Protect against the elements

Get your birds used to being handled so that they are easy to catch if you need to hold them.

Your birds must be able to find shelter from heavy wind and rain, as well as hot sun.

10. Go with the seasons

4. Keep ‘em clean Clean your chicken house regularly for good hy-

Be aware of natural seasonal changes. Don’t panic when your birds start losing their feathers in September or lay fewer eggs during January.

Win £100 voucher!

If you would like to start keeping chickens, or need any country supplies, we have £100 voucher for you to spend in any Cornwall Farmers or Patch & Acre Country Store While you are there, you can speak to experts who can guide you through the essentials. You’ll find Cornwall Farmers and Patch & Acre stores throughout Cornwall in Helston, Launceston, Liskeard, Penzance, Truro and Wadebridge. You can also visit stores in Devon at Kingsbridge, Tavistock, Dartington, Bideford and Hatherleigh. For details visit www.cornwallfarmers.co.uk and www.patchandacre.co.uk HOW TO ENTER To enter, send your name, address, email and daytime contact number to: Cornwall Farmers Competition, West Magazine, The Western Morning News, South West Media Group, Heron Road, Sowton Business Park, Exeter EX2 7NF to arrive by August 16. Alternatively, you can email your entry to Westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk. Please put “Cornwall Farmers Competition” in the subject line.

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People

A Seasalt display

Trelissick near Truro

The Carrick Roads

My Secret Westcountry Tom Hazzledine Tom, 30, is the founder of Baker Tom’s Bread, a specialty bakery and café in Redruth, Cornwall. He lives in Devoran with his partner Jen Eveleigh and their baby son, Freddy Baker Tom has branches in Truro, Redruth, Wadebridge, and Falmouth

Pub: The Old Quay Inn at Devoran is a nice local pub with really good food. The landlord is very friendly. I also like Samphire restaurant in Falmouth.

Beach: Loe beach just outside Truro is where I like to go. It’s a pebble beach, but it’s very quiet and beautiful. You can watch the boats moving around the Carrick Roads, and the ferries going from Falmouth to Truro. It’s very peaceful.

Event: It would have to be the Tall Ships or a regatta – anything to do with sailing. I have an Enterprise and have just built a little clinker style dinghy – that’s been my project in the shed when I needed to get away from

[ [ We like to go to Trelissick. We take the pram for a stroll around the gardens and then have a cup of tea.

It’s very beautiful there

everything. I love to sail, but I don’t race or anything – I go out to the Carrick Roads and crash into a few trees and boats, and generally get into mischief.

Shop: I could spend my life mooching around any good chandlers, but I also like Cornish

clothing company Seasalt. I think they have nice clothes and I really admire their business ethics – they use organic cotton and are very involved in the supply chain. They also have good window displays.

Walk: We like to go to Trelissick. We take the pram for a stroll around the gardens and then have a cup of tea. It’s very beautiful there.

Picnic: I’d take lemon chicken baguettes from our café, and also some egg mayonnaise sandwiches. To drink, a Luscombe cranberry crush, which is very refreshing. I’d also bring saffron buns and butter, and buy an ice cream when we’re out.

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Your 7 day guide to what’s on the box

TV guide 03.08 - 09.08

BBC1, 9pm

TUESDAY In The Club

At the local Parentcraft class, six pregnant women and their partners are preparing for the arrival of their babies.

Housewife Diane (Jill Halfpenny), schoolgirl Rosie (Hannah Midgley), newlywed Jasmin (Taj Atwal), businesswoman Roanna (Hermione Norris), midwife Vicky (Christine Bottomley) and blogger and

teaching assistant Kim (Katherine Parkinson) each have their own issues to deal with.

Diane and husband Rick (Will Mellor) are expecting their ‘miracle child,’ having been told they would never conceive. But a late scan reveals more than they bargained for - and with mounting pressure on unemployed Rick to provide for his family, drastic

measures are taken.

Meanwhile, 15-year-old Rosie is hiding her pregnancy from everyone – her dad, the school and even her baby’s mystery father. Alone and frightened she turns to Kim’s pregnancy blog for support. But with her waistband fit to burst, she won’t be able to keep her secret forever…

Channel 4, 10pm

THURSDAY

ITV, 9pm

TUESDAY Secrets From the Clink : In this new two-part series, actors and entertainers such as Johnny Vegas and broadcaster Mariella Frostrup discover the crimes their ancestors committed, and the Victorian punishments they received. Find out what they did to convicts in places such as Wormwood Scrubs, Strangeways and Pentonville in the Bad Old Days

First Time Farmers First Time Farmers returns for a new series, lifting the lid on the lives of 12 young farmers: some born to the lifestyle, others new to it. Watch as blonde bombshell Kate (pictured) tries to balance daily milking with student parties.

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TV PICKS

Sunday’s Television Guide COMMONWEALTH GAMES: CLOSING CEREMONY 9pm, BBC1

Live coverage from Hampden Park in Glasgow, as the 20th Commonwealth Games are officially brought to a close.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 7.45 Commonwealth Games (S,HD). Mishal Husain introduces live coverage of the final day of the Games, featuring the women’s cycling road race on the streets of Glasgow.11.45 BBC News (S,HD). 11.55 Commonwealth Games (S,HD). Featuring road cycling, hockey and netball. 5.35 Seven Wonders of the Commonwealth (R,S,HD). A journey through some of the Commonwealth’s natural beauty spots.

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

DRAGONS’ DEN 8pm, BBC2

More aspiring entrepreneurs bid to win funding for their projects from the panel. Two university friends pitch their home-brew cider kits, while the people behind a loose leaf tea company serve up a refreshing treat. The lift encounters a technical malfunction, and a former economics student hopes to impress the Dragons.

BBC2

6.25 Film: Sinbad the Sailor (S) (1947). ●●● 8.20 Alan Titchmarsh’s Garden Secrets (R,S,HD). 9.20 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 9.50 The Beechgrove Garden (S,HD). 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.50 Rick Stein’s India (R,S,HD).

12.50 Film: The Philadelphia Story (S,HD) (1940). ●●●●● 2.40 Film: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (S,HD) (1967). ●●●● 4.25 Songs of Praise (S,HD). 5.00 Escape to the Country (R,S).

BROTHERS IN ARMS: THE PALS ARMY OF WORLD WAR ONE 10.15pm, ITV

BIG BROTHER 9pm, Channel 5

Drawing on archive interviews, this documentary tells the story of the young British men who signed up for the Army with their friends.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). 9.25 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.20 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.35 River Monsters (R,S,HD). 12.05 Love Your Garden (R,S,HD). 1.05 Long Lost Family (R,S,HD). 2.10 Film: Columbo: The Bye-Bye Sky-High IQ Murder Case (S,HD) (1977). Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. ●●●● 3.50 Midsomer Murders (R,S,HD). 5.50 Tipping Point (R,S,HD).

Daily round-up of highlights as the remaining housemates enter their penultimate week.

This hasn’t been the happiest of houses, with the power theme causing a great deal of tension and paranoia. With just a fortnight to go until the winner is crowned, have the reality residents learnt to just have fun?

Channel 4

6.35 Ironman UK Bolton (S). 7.05 British F3 (S). 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.55 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.35 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R,S,HD). 1.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.35 Film: Step Up 2: The Streets (S,HD) (2008). Premiere. Drama, starring Briana Evigan. ●●● 5.35 Deal or No Deal (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Access (R).

Showbiz news and gossip. 10.05 Police Interceptors (R,S). 2.00 Film: Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach (S) (1988). Comedy sequel, starring Bubba Smith. ● 3.45 Film: Are We There Yet? (S,HD) (2005). Family comedy, starring Ice Cube, Jay Mohr, Nia Long and Nichelle Nichols. ●● 5.35 Film: Hercules (S,HD) (1997). Disney animated adventure, with the voice of Tate Donovan. ●●●

11 after

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Catchphrase, 7.15pm

Deal or No Deal, 5.35pm

▼

6.00 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 19/75. The team searches for antiques in Monmouth.

6.45 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 Channel 4 News (S).

▼

7.00 Countryfile (S,HD). Matt Baker joins foragers on the coast of Cornwall. Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

7.00 Tropic of Capricorn (R,S). 1/4.

Simon Reeve embarks on a quest to circumnavigate the globe, tracing the path of the southern tropic. The first leg sees him cross Namibia and Botswana.

7.00 ITV News and Weather (S).

7.15 Catchphrase (R,S,HD). 5/12.

Guessing game, hosted by Stephen Mulhern.

7.00 Tom’s Fantastic Floating Home (S,HD). 2/3.See Choices Above.

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8.00 Commonwealth Games (S,HD). A look back at the Glasgow Games, which took place over 11 days and were the 20th staging of the event.

8.00 Dragons’ Den (S,HD). 3/12.

See Choices Above.

8.00 Foyle’s War (R,S,HD). 3/3. The detective is drawn into the strange murder of a former high-ranking Nazi who had been hired by MI5 due to his expert knowledge of Soviet intelligence. Last in the series.

8.00 The Mill (S,HD). 3/6. Daniel tries to inspire the workers as the Chartist rally approaches, Esther deals with Patience and her escalating abuse of young girls, and Miriam grows closer to Peter.

9.00 Commonwealth Games: Closing Ceremony (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 The Thirteenth Tale (R,S,HD).

A writer is forced to confront her past while interviewing a terminally ill author for a biography. Psychological mystery, starring Olivia Colman and Vanessa Redgrave.

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10.30 Winter’s Bone (S,HD) (2010).

See Choices Above. ●●●●

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10

Dragons’ Den, 8pm

6.35 Regional News (S,HD).

11.00 Regional News (S,HD).

11.25 Kevin Bridges Live at the Commonwealth (R,S,HD). The comic hosts an evening of comedy from Glasgow’s Theatre Royal.

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6 7 8 9

Countryfile, 7pm

▼

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

12.05 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

12.10 BBC News (S,HD).

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

10.15 Brothers in Arms: The Pals Army of World War One (S,HD). See Choices Above.

Sunday 3

Television Guide

12.15 The Store. Home shopping. 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside.

3.00 Motorsport UK (S,HD). Highlights from Croft. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen. 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). Three Welsh bakeries compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

7.15 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

7.20 Little Nicky (S) (2000). See Choices Above. ●●●

9.00 Child Genius (S). 3/4. The stakes are high in the penultimate stage of the competition as the 10 remaining youngsters vie for six places in the final, facing the spelling and general knowledge rounds.

9.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 61/73. See Choices Above.

10.00 The Women (S,HD) (2008).

A clothes designer learns of her husband’s affair but her friends’ well-meaning advice only serves to confuse matters.

Comedy drama remake, starring Meg Ryan and Annette Bening. ●●

10.00 The Losers (S,HD) (2010). Elite soldiers are betrayed and left for dead by their CIA employers, but return to seek revenge. Action adventure, starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana and Chris Evans. ●●●

11.15 Premiership Rugby 7s Series (S,HD). Highlights from the opening group stage.

12.05 Sign Zone: The Battle for Stonehenge: A Culture Show Special (R,S). The conflict and controversy surrounding the prehistoric site. 1.05 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Jac is teamed with former colleague Connie Beauchamp on a complex procedure. 2.05 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

Big Brother, 9pm

11.50 Car Thieves & Thugs: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 3/8. The use of CCTV to fight crime involving reckless drivers.

12.20 Film: Somewhere (S,HD) (2010).

Premiere. Drama, starring Stephen Dorff. ●●●● 2.00 The Million Pound Drop (R,S). 2.55 The Hoarder Next Door (R,S,HD). 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). 4.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R,S,HD). 4.55 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

5.50 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.50 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.15 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Make It Big (R,S).

5.15 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.35 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

In your newspaper today Our exciting new WMN on Sunday is set to be part of your Westcountry weekend from here on in. Packed with news, opinions and features, it’s a great read for everyone who cares about the South West and the wonderful lifestyle on offer here. Look out, too, for your colour supplement West magazine, free every Sunday with the newspaper.

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HAWAII FIVE-0 9pm, Sky1

Tom Lawton designs spacesaving pop-up furniture, an indoor-outdoor barbecue to combat the variable British weather and an aquabike that can be used on land and water.

ITV2

6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

6.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 9.40 Coronation Street (R,S,HD).

12.05 America’s Got Talent (S,HD). 2.45 Film: Small Soldiers (S,HD) (1998). Children’s adventure, with Kirsten Dunst. ●●● 4.55 Film: Scooby-Doo (S,HD) (2002). Live-action comedy adventure, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. ●●

The team investigates when a pair of filmmakers are killed while filming a spooky documentary about a traditional Hawaiian burial ground. Danny bumps into a mysterious homeless man during his search for clues, who claims to guard the site where the couple were murdered.

E4

6.45 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 9.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

9.55 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 1.25 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 2.25 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 3.25 New Girl (R,S,HD).

3.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

4.55 The 100 (R,S,HD).

Sky1

8.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (R,S,HD). 9.00 Guardians of the Galaxy: On Set (R,S,HD). 9.30 Hercules Special (R,S,HD). 10.00 WWE Superstars (R). 11.00 WWE: Experience. 12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 1.00 Got to Dance: The Warm-Up (R,S).

2.00 Futurama (R,S). 3.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

TOM’S FANTASTIC FLOATING HOME 7pm, Channel 4

WINTER’S BONE 10.30pm, BBC2

A teenage girl searches for her estranged father, whose bail-jumping threatens to leave her mother and siblings homeless. Drama, with Jennifer Lawrence.

GOLD

6.10 I Dream of Jeannie. 7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 9.35 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.15 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.35 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). The trio encounter a man with an inflatable doll. 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Wesley is almost ready to unveil his latest creation.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 7.00 Rise as One (S,HD). The famous football match between soldiers during the First World War. 7.30 International Champions Cup Football (HD).

4.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 5.30 Rise as One (S,HD).

The story of the British and German soldiers who set aside their guns and celebrated Christmas 1914 by playing football together.

Back to the Future, 6.45pm

Dear John, 6.50pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 10pm

Only Fools and Horses, 6.20pm

International ... 7pm

6.45 Back to the Future (S,HD) (1985). A teenager travels back in time and gets stuck in the 1950s – where he has to make sure his parents fall in love. Sci-fi comedy adventure, with Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd.

Including FYI Daily.●●●●●

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube (S).

5/20.

6.30 Rude(ish) Tube (S).

6/20.

6.50 Dear John (S,HD) (2010). A soldier falls in love with a student he meets while on two weeks’ leave, and he promises to seek her out after completing his tour of duty. However, in the aftermath of the September 11 attacks, he decides to re-enlist in the army, putting their relationship to the test.

Romantic drama, with Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried. ●●●●

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

4/22.

6.30 Got to Dance: The Warm-Up (R,S).

6.20 Only Fools and Horses (S). 7/7. Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business.

6.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD).

Olympiakos v AC Milan.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

15/22. Homer is sent into space.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/7. Rodney joins the residents’ committee.

7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/7. Rodney goes it alone.

7.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD). Inter Milan v Real Madrid.

Highlights of the Group A encounter.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

16/22. Homer makes peace with Ned Flanders.

8.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

17/22. Bart wins an elephant.

8.20 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3/7. Del plans a spot of salmon-poaching.

8.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD).

Manchester City v AC Milan. Highlights of the Group B encounter.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

7/23. See Choices Above.

9.00 I’m Alan Partridge (S).

4/6. Alan seeks excitement.

9.40 The Trip (S). 2/6. Steve and Rob visit L’Enclume in Cumbria.

9.00 The Holiday (S,HD) (2006). Two single women from opposite sides of the Atlantic each find love after they swap houses over Christmas.

Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet.

Including FYI Daily. ●●

9.00 The Inbetweeners Go Global (S,HD). A look at the success of the E4 series before the release of its second spin-off film. Featuring behind the scenes footage and interviews with the cast.

LITTLE NICKY 7.20pm, Channel 5

The Devil’s goodnatured son travels to New York to prevent his two older brothers from creating Hell on Earth.

Comedy, starring Adam Sandler.

BBC3 10.00 Commonwealth Games (S,HD). 2.30 Commonwealth Games (S,HD).

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Three front-engined supercars are taken on a road trip.

8.05 Meet the Fockers (S,HD) (2004). Comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro. ●●● 10.00 Family Guy (S,HD).

10.25 Family Guy (S,HD).

10.45 People Just Do Nothing (S,HD).

11.15 People Just Do Nothing (S,HD).

11.45 Family Guy (R,S).

12.10 Family Guy (R,S).

12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). 1.30 People Just Do Nothing (R,S,HD). 2.00 People Just Do Nothing (R,S,HD). 2.30 Some Girls (R,S,HD). 3.00 Some Girls (R,S,HD). 3.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 The Sunday Prom: Richard Strauss Celebration.

Katie Derham marks 150 years since the composer’s birth.

9.05 Genghis Khan (R). Profile of the Asian conqueror.

10.05 Mad Dog: Gaddafi’s Secret World – Storyville (R,HD).

Documentary exploring the private life of former Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi.

11.30 Boycotts and Broken Dreams – The Story of the 1986 Commonwealth Games (R). A look back at the 1986 event in Edinburgh.

12.30 Elvis: That’s All Right 60 Years On (R,HD).

1.30 Kings of Rock ’n’ Roll (R). 2.30 Rock ’n’ Roll Britannia (R). 3.30 Sounds of the 70s (R).

One to watch

9.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD). Liverpool v Olympiakos. Highlights of the Group B encounter, which took place at Soldier Field in Chicago, Illinois.

10.20 Saxondale (S). 4/7.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 International 10.00 The Inbetweeners: Tommy’s daughter turns (R,S,HD). 4/24. A hit-andChampions Cup Viewers’ Top 5 (R,S). up with her new run driver kills a man Football (HD). Real The fifth best episode of boyfriend, who quickly working on the Madrid v AS Roma. the comedy, as voted for earns his disapproval, campaign for an aspiring Highlights of the Group by fans. and the former roadie senator, and when video A encounter at the 10.35 The Inbetweeners: soon has cause to regret footage reveals it to be Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Viewers’ Top 5 (R,S). an invitation to a party. murder, Kensi takes the Texas.

The fourth best episode victim’s old job to of the comedy, as voted investigate. for by fans.

11.00 Coogan’s Run (S). 2/6. A 11.00 International slimy salesman goes on a Champions Cup conference binge.

Football (HD).

11.40 Dr Terrible’s House of Manchester City v Horrible (S). 2/6. Steve Liverpool.

Coogan and Mark Gattis star.

1.35 The Big Reunion 2014 (R,S,HD). With pop groups Eternal, A1, Damage, Girl Thing, 3T and 5th Story. 2.25 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). Candid moments captured on camera. 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

12.20 I’m Alan Partridge (S). Alan seeks excitement. 1.00 The Trip (S).

Steve and Rob visit L’Enclume in Cumbria. 1.30 Saxondale (S).

Tommy’s daughter turns up. 2.00 Coogan’s Run (S). A slimy salesman goes on a conference binge. 2.30 Dr Terrible’s House of Horrible (S). 3.00 Close

RADIO

11.05 The Inbetweeners: 11.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD).

11.45 Billy Madison (S,HD) Viewers’ Top 5 (R,S).

9/10. The work of police (1995). A lazy man has officers in to retake 12 years of 11.40 The Inbetweeners: Cambridgeshire. school before his father Viewers’ Top 5 (R,S). will leave him the family The second best episode business. Comedy, with of the comedy, as voted Adam Sandler. Including for by fans.

FYI Daily. ●●● 12.15 The Inbetweeners: Viewers’ Top 5 (R,S). 12.50 The Inbetweeners Top 10 Moments (R,S). 1.50 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2.15 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2.40 Virtually Famous (R,S,HD). 3.25 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus. Holly worries about Cindy, who is still missing.

Radio 1 5.00am Seani B. 7.00 Adele Roberts. 10.00 Matt Edmondson.

1.00pm Huw Stephens. 4.00 The Official Chart with Jameela Jamil. 7.00 Dan & Phil. 9.00 The Surgery with Aled & Dr Radha. 10.00 Annie Mac. Midnight BBC Introducing with Jen Long. 2.00 Monki. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 6.00am The Sunday Hour.

7.00 Clare Balding with Good Morning Sunday. 9.00 Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 Weekend Wogan.

1.00pm Elaine Paige on Sunday. 3.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds of the 70s.

5.00 Paul O’Grady. 7.00 Sunday Night with Michael Ball. 9.00 Clare Teal.

12.00 Road Wars (R,S). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 2.00 Road Wars (R,S). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 3.00 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD).

11.00 Don Black. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 OJ Borg.

Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Sunday Morning with James Jolly. Noon Private Passions.

1.00 News. 1.02 BBC Proms Chamber Music. 2.00 The Early Music Show.

3.00 Choral Evensong. 4.00 Proms Plus Intro. 4.30 BBC Proms 2014. 6.15 Words and Music. 7.30 New Generation Artists. 8.00 BBC Proms 2014. 10.30 The Wire: Educator. 11.15 New Generation Artists. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Bells on Sunday. 5.45 Profile. 6.00 News Headlines. 6.05 Something

Understood. 6.35 Living World. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 News. 7.07 Sunday Papers. 7.10 Sunday. 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal. 7.57 Weather. 8.00 News.

8.07 Sunday Papers. 8.10 Sunday Worship. 8.48 A Point of View. 8.58 Tweet of the Day. 9.00 Broadcasting House. 10.00 The Archers. 11.15 Desert Island Discs. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue. 12.30 The Food Programme. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World This Weekend. 1.30 Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen’s Primary Colours. 2.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 2.45 The Listening Project. 3.00 Classic Serial: Eugenie Grandet. 4.00 Bookclub. 4.30

Poetry Postcards. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 Trick or Trust. 5.40 Profile.

5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather.

6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Pick of the Week. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 John Shuttleworth’s Lounge Music. 7.45 The Empire Cafe. 8.00 Feedback. 8.30 Last Word. 9.00 Face the Facts. 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal. 9.30 In Business. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The Westminster Hour.

11.00 1914: Day by Day. 11.30 Something Understood. Midnight News and Weather. 12.15 Thinking Allowed. 12.45 Bells on Sunday. 12.48 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Commonwealth

12.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD). 1.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD). 2.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD).

3.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 3.30 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 4.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD).

5.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD).

Games: In Short. 6.00 Commonwealth Games Breakfast. 9.00 Commonwealth Games Live. 2.00pm Commonwealth Games Live. 5.30 Commonwealth Games: In Short. 7.00 5 Live News.

8.00 Commonwealth Games: Closing Ceremony. 11.00 Commonwealth Nights. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Aled Jones. Noon Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. 3.00 Charlotte Green’s Culture Club. 5.00 The Classic FM Chart. 7.00 David Mellor. 9.00 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Classical Music.

10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Brothers in Arms: The Pals Army of World War One (ITV 10.15pm)

“We were raw country lads, never seen nowt. Aye, that was how we felt. It wasn’t damn long before we were learning, I’ll tell you,” says George Littlefair in this new documentary, which tells the story of the young British men who signed up and fought on the Western Front in the First World War. On the eve of the centenary of the start of the Great War, this brings alive the stories of life in the trenches through rare archive footage and interviews with veterans who fought at the Somme, facing the German artillery, mustard gas and trench foot in horrendous conditions.

Drawn from cities, towns, villages, factories and farms, this civilian army was different from those before or since, and this programme features the vivid and detailed recollections of those who joined up.

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TV PICKS

Monday’s Television Guide WORLD WAR ONE REMEMBERED FROM THE BATTLEFIELD 6.30pm, BBC2

Huw Edwards, Sophie Raworth and Dan Snow present live coverage of the commemorative event.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.10 World War One Remembered Across the Commonwealth (S,HD). 11.15 Best of Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S).

1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S).

3.45 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

FOOD UNWRAPPED 8.30pm, Channel 4

Jimmy Doherty finds out how some manufacturers are using seaweed to reduce the salt content of their food products. As jellied eels experience a nationwide boom in sales, Kate Quilton learns about the extraordinary journey these fish make across the Atlantic to end up in British rivers before being sold on.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer. 7.05 Wanted Down Under. 7.50 Animal Park.

8.20 Rip Off Britain: Food. 9.05 Life in the Clouds. 10.05 Animal SOS. 10.35 Click. 11.00 BBC News. 11.30 BBC World News. 12.00 My Favourite Political Thinker. 12.30 Climbing Great Buildings. 1.00 My Life in Books. 1.30 Breakaway. 2.15 Coast. 2.35 Film: The Man from Laramie (1955). See Choices Above. ●●●● 4.15 Italy Unpacked.

5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow.

LONG LOST FAMILY 9pm, ITV

Inge Dart, 66, hopes to be reunited with her long-lost daughter, from whom she was separated just days after giving birth. Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Let’s Do Lunch with Gino & Mel (S,HD). With guests Ben Shephard and Charlotte Hawkins. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 The Speakmans (S,HD). 3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S).

4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The 21st Question (S,HD).

DANGEROUS DOG OWNERS & PROUD 9pm, Channel 5

Thousands of illegal dangerous dogs are seized every year by the police, with hundreds being destroyed, while wardens are trying to cope with a big increase in banned breeds that are used by some owners to intimidate others or enhance their own status.

Channel 4

6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Win It Cook It (S,HD). 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Great Falklands Gamble: Revealed (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). The housemates enter their penultimate week. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Murder Without Conviction (S) (2004). Mystery, starring Megan Ward. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD).

5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Railways of the Great War … 6pm

Coronation Street, 7.30pm

Ramsay’s Kitchen … 10pm

Big Brother’s Bit on the Side, 11pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo (S,HD).

1/5. See Choices Above.

6.30 World War One Remembered from the Battlefield (S,HD).

See Choices Above.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 17/22.

Homer moves in with a gay couple.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Leela tries to persuade her family not to leave.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Jett puts his life in danger.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming (S,HD). High Court enforcement officers deal with a wedding photographer whose film left newlyweds far from happy.

Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Moira takes a tough love approach with Adam.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Deirdre dreads telling Ken about Peter as she awaits his return.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 World’s Scariest Drivers (R,S,HD). Featuring a man who demolished 23 buildings in his customised bulldozer. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Room 101, 8.30pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). The Moons have a day of surprises.

8.30 Room 101 (R,S,HD). 5/8. With Cilla Black, Hugh Dennis and Mel Giedroyc.

8.00 Countrywise (R,S,HD). 5/10. St David’s Head, the westernmost point in Wales.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Ken vows to visit Peter as soon as he can.

8.00 Supermarkets: The Real Price of Cheap Food – Channel 4 Dispatches (S). The working lives of those at the bottom of the supermarket supply chain.

8.30 Food Unwrapped (S,HD). 4/6.

See Choices Above.

8.00 Police Interceptors (S,HD). The dog unit embarks on a manhunt amid fears that an armed and dangerous character is roaming Lincoln, while Craggy closes in on a suspected shoplifter with a bag full of surprises. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

9.00 Death in Paradise (R,S,HD).

1/8. Richard Poole meets a sticky end at a university reunion, so another British inspector is flown out to investigate. Crime drama, with Ben Miller and Kris Marshall.

9.00 Long Lost Family (S,HD). 4/8.

See Choices Above.

9.00 Royal Marines Commando School (S,HD). 4/8. As the troop 174 recruits reach the halfway point, Dilliway faces tough questions and events take an unexpected turn during preparations for the camp’s bottom field assault course.

9.00 Dangerous Dog Owners & Proud (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 Perspectives: Jonathan Ross: Alfred Hitchcock – Made in Britain (R,S,HD). 6/7. Movie fan Jonathan Ross charts the life and career of celebrated director Alfred Hitchcock, in search of the British roots of his unique style.

10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S). 7/9.

Gordon Ramsay concludes his visit to Zayna Flaming Grill in Redondo Beach, California.

10.55 Kids and Guns (R,S,HD).

Documentary following three families tackling the difficult issues behind the American relationship with firearms.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 62/73.

Marcus Bentley narrates a round-up of highlights, including the latest nominations and the announcement of who’s up for eviction on Friday night.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S).

10.40 My £9.50 Holiday (R,S,HD).

The growing phenomenon of cheap newspaper-voucher holidays.

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9.00 World War One Remembered from Westminster Abbey (S,HD). Huw Edwards introduces live coverage of a candlelit service marking the moment the First World War began 100 years ago, when Great Britain declared war on Germany. Followed by Weather.

11.20 Regional Programme (R,S,HD).

11.15 Dragons’ Den (R,S,HD). 3/12.

Two university friends pitch their home-brew cider kit.

11.40 Life of Ryan: Caretaker Manager (R,S,HD). Focusing on Ryan Giggs’ four matches in charge of Manchester United.

11.55 The Shooting Gallery (S). 3/6.

Two short films exploring the darker side of the modern world.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side.

BB-related debates, features, insights and gossip.

12.05 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

12.10 BBC News (S,HD).

12.15 Sign Zone: University Challenge: Class of 2014 (R,S). Part one of two. Teams of students attempt to win a place on the quiz. 1.15 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.35 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). The competition arrives in Birmingham. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.25 Film: Gloria (HD) (2013). Premiere.

Chilean comedy drama, starring Paulina Garcia. ●●●● 2.15 Scandal (S,HD). 3.05 Revenge (S,HD). 3.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). The property expert helps people in Surrey. 4.40 Food Unwrapped (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show.

12.00 Emergency Bikers (R,S,HD). Two bank-holiday motorcyclists are involved in a horrific crash in Cornwall. 1.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming.

3.15 Under the Dome (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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In your newspaper today Read your Western Morning News every Monday for all the sport reports from the region’s top teams, plus insight into team tactics, performance and future matches. Whether you support Argyle or Albion, the Grecians or the Chiefs, this is the paper to read for all the Westcountry’s sporting news. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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The impact of railways on the First World War, exploring how they precipitated a mechanised conflict and transported millions to the trenches.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.45 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD). 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.15 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

12.10 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.45 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

Gavin is back at work and taking a different approach, having realised the only way he will get on is to be more forward-thinking.

Colin and Lisa celebrate their respective stag and hen dos, and while she has gone to town with booze and strippers, his party looks like being a much tamer affair.

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 7.10 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.55 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 9.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (S). 4.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Will and Emma’s big day arrives. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer goes back to college. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Leela has a second eye grafted on to her face.

FILM PICKS

TROLLIED 9pm, Sky1

RAILWAYS OF THE GREAT WAR WITH MICHAEL PORTILLO 6pm, BBC2

THE MAN FROM LARAMIE 2.35pm, BBC2

A cavalry officer seeking revenge for his brother’s death is drawn into a conflict with a rancher’s sadistic son. Western, starring James Stewart.

GOLD 6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days.

10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie.

Tony claims to be a magician. 3.30 I Dream of Jeannie. Tony loses his memory. 4.00 One Foot in the Grave (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD).

10.00 Premiership Years (S). 12.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

12.30 One2Eleven (HD). 1.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Premiership Years (S). 4.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 5.00 Football Gold (S). 5.30 One2Eleven (HD).

You’ve Been Framed!, 7pm

The 100, 9pm

Trollied, 9pm

Porridge, 7pm

Live Speedway, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD).

11/30. Lindsey from Merseyside chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/23.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11/23.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 12/15.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

5/22. The family relocates to a farm.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S).

1/13. Comic view of TV. 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 2/13. A dog fights a ghost.

6.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). A profile of Robert Pires.

6.30 Super League Full Time (HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). A man fails to jump over a bonfire on his bike.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 2/18. A smiling dog and a climbing cat.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

Lindsey continues in her efforts to fool Freddie.

7.30 New Girl (R,S,HD). 8/24.

Jess confronts the owner of a Chinese restaurant.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

3/22. Homer skips church.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

18/22. Homer is recruited to be a deacon by the trendy new reverend.

7.00 Porridge (S). 4/6. The inmates face a day of hard labour.

7.40 Porridge (S). 5/6. Fletch tries to shirk his duties.

7.30 Live Elite League Speedway (HD).

Wolverhampton Wolves v Poole Pirates. Coverage of the top-flight fixture at Monmore Green.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Funniest 100 (R,S).

Featuring clips of a faulty safety rope and a boy who is afraid of falling from a fairground ride.

8.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 8/22. Morgan and Peter send a text to Cliff from Mindy’s phone.

8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 7/22. Jake is determined to keep a suspect in custody.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 1/24. Mitch and Cam make a big decision.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 2/24. Luke and Manny face their first day at high school.

8.20 Porridge (S). 6/6.

Fletcher becomes an agony aunt.

9.00 Die Another Day (S,HD) 9.00 The 100 (S,HD). 5/13.

(2002). See Choices Clarke’s romance with Above. ●● Finn is threatened by a new arrival. Meanwhile, Octavia is knocked out after a fall and wakes up to find a Grounder watching her.

9.00 Trollied (R,S,HD). 11/13.

See Choices Above.

9.30 Trollied (R,S,HD). 12/13.

An encounter with a shoplifter prompts Gavin to make a big decision.

9.00 Blackadder the Third (S). 1/6. The new prime minister plots to bankrupt the Prince Regent.

9.40 Blackadder the Third (S). 2/6. Edmund falls foul of Dr Johnson. Guest starring Robbie Coltrane.

10.00 Virtually Famous (S,HD). 3/8. With James Acaster, Alex Brooker, Jameela Jamil and Kimberly Wyatt.

10.50 Rude Tube (R,S,HD).

4/8. Alex Zane presents the top 50 internet mash-ups, featuring exploding actresses.

11.55 The Inbetweeners Top 10 Moments (R,S). A countdown of the comedy show’s highlights.

12.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.55 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.20 Dads (R,S,HD).

1.45 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With guest panellists Chelsee Healey, Lethal Bizzle, Tom Deacon and Matthew Crosby. 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.55 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.55 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 2.50 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 3.10 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.30 Glee (R,S,HD).

4.15 Charmed (R,S). A demon uses dream dust against the sisters.

RADIO

11.40 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). 10/11. With guests Davina McCall, Joey Essex, Natalie Cassidy and Michelle Keegan.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Radio 1’s Stories. 10.00 Alice Levine. Midnight Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 2.00 B.Traits. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 5.00am Penny Smith. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Michael Ball. Noon Vanessa Feltz. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Ryan Tubridy. 7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 War Horse. 11.00 The Art of Artists.

Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 OJ Borg.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of

11.00 Royle Exclusive: Behind the Sofa (S).

The story behind The Royle Family.

the Week: Igor Stravinsky. 1.00 News.

1.02 BBC Proms Chamber Music. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 BBC Proms 2014. 8.30 Proms Plus Literary. 9.15 BBC Proms 2014. 11.00 Jazz on 3. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

9.00 Fry’s English Delight. 9.30 World Agony. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: In Montmartre.

9.58 World War One Centenary Commonwealth Service. 11.00 Woman’s Hour. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). A race from London to Milan.

8.00 The Call Centre (R,S,HD). The company’s CEO Nev Wilshire begins to hire new staff again.

9.00 Tulisa: The Price of Fame (R,S,HD).

Following the last 12 months of the singer’s life.

10.00 Uncle (R,S,HD).

Andy meets Gwen’s new boyfriend, Casper.

10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). The Moons have a day of surprises.

11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Film: Old School (S,HD) (2003). ●●● 2.00 Tulisa: The Price of Fame (R,S,HD). 2.55 People Just Do Nothing (R,S). 3.25 People Just Do Nothing (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 A Garden in Snowdonia (R).

8.00 Wild Weather (R). Donal MacIntyre traces the arrival of summer. Last in the series.

9.00 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History (R,HD).

The stories behind shipwrecks.

10.00 Art of China (R).

Andrew GrahamDixon explores the country’s art.

11.00 Edge of Darkness (R).

Jedburgh steals the plutonium.

11.55 Treasures of Ancient Egypt (R,HD). How the decline of the Egyptian Empire ran parallel with a creative revival.

Last in the series.

12.55 Timewatch: QE2 – The Final Voyage (R). 1.55 Wild Weather (R). 2.50 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History (R).

One to watch

10.20 Blackadder the Third 10.00 Eragon (HD) (2006). A (S). 3/6. Edmund gets farm boy and the last caught up in the French surviving dragon fight to Revolution. overthrow the tyrannical leader who has taken control of the kingdom.

Fantasy adventure, starring Ed Speleers and Jeremy Irons. ●●

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

A female reporter is murdered.

1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S,HD). 3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

DIE ANOTHER DAY 9pm, ITV2

James Bond’s pursuit of a Korean terrorist leads to a British billionaire who has constructed a devastating orbital weapon. Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan.

1.00 Not Going Out (S). Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons. 1.30 Not Going Out (S). Kate and Lee take in a lodger. 2.00 Not Going Out (S). Lee gets a job. 2.30 dinnerladies (S). Petula’s bizarre lifestyle catches up with her. 3.00 Close

Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Plants: From Roots to Riches. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Close Call. 3.00 Round Britain Quiz. 3.30 The Food Programme. 4.00 The Art of the Nation. 4.30 The Infinite Monkey Cage. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue. 7.00 The Archers. Ambridge remembers 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 The Diary of Samuel Pepys: 1669. 8.00 Document. How a lost document is helping Afghanistan come to terms with its painful past 8.30 Crossing

Continents. The young women in Turkish Kurdistan defining the future of their society 9.00 Shared Planet. The relationship between wildlife and National Parks 9.30 Fry’s English Delight. Stephen Fry explores the relationship between the English language and magic 9.59 Weather.

10.00 The World Tonight Special Including the Centenary Vigil. 11.00 Word of Mouth. George Owell’s dystopian language Newspeak 11.30 With Great Pleasure. Pauline Black chooses her favourite pieces of music, poetry and prose Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: In Montmartre. 12.48 Shipping Forecast.

9.30 PL 100 Club (S,HD). The best of Didier Drogba’s 100 Premier League goals for Chelsea.

10.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). A profile of former Arsenal defender Tony Adams.

10.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). A look back at some of the highlights from the past season.

11.30 Sporting Heroes: Peter Schmeichel Interviews Peter Shilton (HD). A conversation between the two former goalkeepers.

12.30 Live International Champions Cup Football (HD).

The final (Kick-off 1.00am). 3.00 Elite League Speedway (HD).

Wolverhampton Wolves v Poole Pirates. 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). Highlights from the past season.

1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports.

5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon Shelagh Fogarty. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.30 5 Live Sport: World War One and Sport. 8.30 5 Live Sport: The Monday Night Club. 9.30 Phil Williams.

1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert.

10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Supermarkets: The Real Price of Cheap Food - Dispatches (Channel 4, 8pm)

It’s crisis time at Britain’s big supermarkets. Under pressure from the internet, the recession and cheap competitors like Lidl and Aldi, the supermarkets are desperate to woo customers back with special offers and price reductions.

But who is really paying the price?

Channel 4 Dispatches investigates the supermarket supply chain and looks at some of the working lives of those at the very bottom: the people who pick, pack and manufacture our food.

With undercover filming, Morland Sanders (pictured) lifts the lid on key supermarket suppliers.

From field to factory, Dispatches examines hygiene, health and safety and the reality of life on minimum-wage, minimum-security, ultra-flexible contracts.

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Tuesday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

IN THE CLUB 9pm, BBC1

Six pregnant women and their partners are brought together at an antenatal class. Kay Mellor drama, starring Jill Halfpenny, Sacha Dhawan and Hannah Midgley.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S,HD). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). From Kedleston, Derbyshire. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S).

1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S).

3.45 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

KIRSTIE’S FILL YOUR HOUSE FOR FREE 8pm, Channel 4

Kirstie Allsopp helps Samantha from Eastbourne, who wants to give her flat some personality using free goods that look new. In an extreme measure, Kirstie transforms a dining table using gaffer tape for an unexpected wow effect. The team also heads to Wrexham, where Stacey and Dave are in need of a revamped kitchen.

BBC2

6.05 Best of Homes Under the Hammer.

6.35 Wanted Down Under. 7.20 Animal Park. 8.20 Rip Off Britain: Food. 9.05 The Food Inspectors. 10.05 The Great Property Race. 10.35 HARDtalk. 11.00 BBC News.

11.30 BBC World News. 12.00 My Favourite Political Thinker. 12.30 Climbing Great Buildings. 1.00 Coast. 1.10 My Life in Books. 1.40 The Super League Show. 2.25 Film: Picnic (1955). See Choices Above. ●●● 4.15 Italy Unpacked. 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow.

COAST 8pm, BBC2

Nick Crane visits Nova Scotia in Canada to learn about early British settlers, while Miranda Krestovnikoff searches the Outer Hebrides for Britain’s oldest puffin.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Let’s Do Lunch with Gino & Mel (S,HD). With guest Anastacia. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 The Speakmans (S,HD). The therapists treat a woman with a fear of flying. 3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The 21st Question (S,HD).

HENRY & ANNE: THE LOVERS WHO CHANGED HISTORY 7pm, Channel 5

Part one of two. Historian Suzannah Lipscomb examines the extraordinary story of the tumultuous love affair between Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, beginning by exploring the sevenyear courtship of the royal couple, using dramatic reconstructions and first-hand accounts.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Four in a Bed (S,HD).

2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Win It Cook It (S,HD).

5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Emergency Bikers (R,S).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). The result of the nominations. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). A marine is murdered in Baghdad. 3.15 Film: The Girl He Met Online (S,HD) (2014). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The Sarah Millican … 10pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

Kirstie’s Fill Your House … 8pm

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 9pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 19/22.

Santa’s Little Helper becomes the Duff Beer mascot.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Lindsey continues to try and fool Freddie.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Oscar appears full of optimism after his meeting with a psychologist.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 Regional Programme (S,HD).

7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Kat and Alfie are suspicious of Jean’s reasons for returning. Followed

by Regional News.

6.00 Eggheads (R,S,HD).

6.30 Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo (S,HD).

2/5. The former MP finds out about rail workers who died during the First World War. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure (R,S,HD). 1/6. Dave Myers and Si King travel around Asia exploring the roots of some of their favourite dishes, beginning in Hong Kong.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD).

Devastating news leads Donna and Marlon to a kiss, Cain tries to extort £20,000 from Charity, and Robbie tells Tracy he knows she is using Sam for money.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Henry & Anne: The Lovers Who Changed History (R,S,HD). See Choices Above.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 43/52. Guy questions Serena’s ability to work while caring for her increasingly ill mother. Arthur is convinced Zosia’s constant partying is affecting her skills as a doctor.

8.00 Coast (S,HD). 4/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 Love Your Garden (S,HD). 7/8.

Alan Titchmarsh and the team follow the rules of a formal garden for Mark and Natalie Chapman, whose three-yearold twin girls have a rare form of epilepsy.

8.00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (S). 5/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (S,HD). An abandoned Labrador puppy is rescued from a filthy house, an Alaskan malamute needs a new home and the hunt is on to find the owner of a chihuahua left locked in a car. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 In the Club (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Secret History of Our Streets (S,HD). 3/3. The history of the Footdee housing scheme in Aberdeen – known to residents as the Fittie Squares – which was built near the city’s harbour in 1809. Last in the series.

9.00 Kids Behind Bars (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Undercover Boss (S). 4/6.

Managing director Kenny Black goes undercover at pharmacy chain Rowlands on a mission to differentiate his business from rivals and attract new customers.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S,HD). 10/22.

Finlay goes missing after stabbing a man who attempted to rape her during a girls’ weekend away with Sara and Morgan, so the detectives help to find her.

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Have I Got Old News for … 10.35pm

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

10.35 Have I Got Old News for You (R,S,HD). 1/11. David Mitchell chairs the comedy news quiz.

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme (R,S,HD). 4/6. With Sarah Beeny, Julien Macdonald and Robert Peston.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 The Chase (R,S,HD). /40.

Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants answer general knowledge questions and work as a team to take on ruthless quiz genius the Chaser and secure a cash prize.

10.00 Utopia (S,HD). 5/6. Jessica sets off to find her father with hostage Milner in tow, Wilson and Leah discover the terrifying truth about Janus, and Dugdale hatches a plan to save Jen and Alice.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 63/73.

Highlights of Monday’s events as the housemates engage in more daft antics, performing the odd task or two and arguing over whatever issues crop up.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

11.05 Imagine: Vivian Maier – Who Took Nanny’s Pictures?

(R,S,HD). 1/6. The Chicago nanny whose photos of American street life have wowed the art world.

11.20 The Stuarts (R,S,HD). 1/3. Clare Jackson examines the history of the 17th-century royal family.

11.40 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green (R,S,HD).

6/8. The actor visits Alnwick Castle and Northumberlandia.

11.00 Royal Marines Commando School (R,S,HD). 4/8. The troop 174 recruits reach the halfway point.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side.

Emma Willis and her guests discuss how the housemates are getting on.

12.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Hive Alive (R,S). Part one of two. Investigating the lives and habits of bees. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S).

Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). Three bakeries from south and west Wales compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.05 Poker (S). The Pokerstars.com PCA. 1.00 American Football: Hard Knocks (S). Documentary following a National Football League team. 1.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 2.25 Trans World Sport (R,S,HD). 3.20 British F3 (R,S). 3.50 The Grid (R,S). 4.15 Ironman UK Bolton (R,S).

4.45 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). The dog unit embarks on a hunt for an armed man. 1.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Wentworth Prison (R,S,HD).

4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S).

5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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In your newspaper today The Western Morning News on Tuesday is home to the superb Living Cornwall section, with news, features and events from all over this special county. Look out too for That Was the West That Was… a nostalgic round up of rare and historic South West photography from the archives. Visit www. westernmorningnews.co.uk for details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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Documentary meeting some of America’s most dangerous young offenders. The Wabash Valley Correctional Facility in Indiana is home to 40 teenagers serving terms of up to 65 years for a range of serious crimes.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale. 6.30 Coronation Street. 7.25 You’ve Been Framed!. 7.50 Dinner Date. 8.45 The Only Way Is Essex. 9.25 The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta. 11.15 Millionaire Matchmaker. 12.10 Emmerdale.

12.45 Coronation Street. 1.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 5.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

THE CUBE: CELEBRITY SPECIAL 8pm, ITV2

Phillip Schofield invites Olympic gymnast and 2012 Strictly Come Dancing champion Louis Smith and TOWIE star Mark Wright to take part in a charity edition of the nerve-racking game show. Both are challenged to complete up to seven seemingly simple tasks within the confines of a large transparent cube.

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 9.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 10.00 Charmed (R,S).

11.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (S). 4.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). The kids perform songs from the movies. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

Blood-curdling tales of terror. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Fry acquires a campervan.

FILM PICKS

KIDS BEHIND BARS 9pm, ITV

PICNIC 2.25pm, BBC2

A drifter turns up in a small American town.

Drama based on William Inge’s Pulitzer Prizewinning play, starring William Holden and Kim Novak.

GOLD

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD).

10.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD). 11.00 One2Eleven (HD). 11.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 12.00 International Champions Cup Football (HD). 1.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Live Women’s Rugby Union World Cup (HD).

Live Women’s Rugby ... 2.30pm

Hell’s Kitchen, 9pm

The Mindy Project, 9.30pm

Modern Family, 8pm

Blackadder the Third, 7pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD).

9/30. A woman from Bristol takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12/23.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 13/23.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 14/15.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

6/22. Homer becomes a celebrity.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 3/13.

6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 4/13.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Featuring a woman who accidentally demolishes her house.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 5/18. Comical clips.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Ziggy has competition for Leela’s affections.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 8/24.

Ted runs into Zoey.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

4/22. Lisa enters a beauty pageant.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

21/22. Otto breaks up with his new bride.

7.00 Blackadder the Third (S). 1/6. The new prime minister has an evil plan.

7.40 Blackadder the Third (S). 2/6. Edmund falls foul of Dr Johnson.

8.00 The Cube: Celebrity Special (R,S). 1/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3/24.

Ted prepares to move to Chicago.

8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 4/24.

Barney learns how Ted feels about Robin.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 3/24. Gloria panics when Joe is deemed too aggressive.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4/24. Cam is scared to tell his sister about his engagement.

8.20 Blackadder the Third (S). 3/6. Edmund gets caught up in the French Revolution.

9.00 Got to Dance: The Warm-Up (R,S). A preview of series five, which for the first time sees judges Adam Garcia, Kimberly Wyatt and Ashley Banjo acting as mentors to the dancers.

9.00 Not Going Out (S). 4/6.

Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons.

9.40 Not Going Out (S). 5/6.

Kate and Lee take in a lodger.

9.00 Hell’s Kitchen (S). 15/20. 9.00 New Girl (S,HD). 9/24.

The seven remaining Schmidt becomes jealous contestants are tasked when Coach and CeCe with creating expensivego on a date. looking dishes from 9.30 The Mindy Project supermarket products, (S,HD). 9/22. The practice before taking part in a hires a public relations special one-off guru. challenge.

RADIO

12.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.35 Animal Practice (R,S,HD). 1.00 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). 1.40 Hell’s Kitchen (R,S).

The contestants are challenged to make expensive-looking dishes.

2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

7.30 Live Women’s Rugby Union World Cup (HD).

France v South Africa (Kick-off 7.45pm), the Pool C fixture at the FFR Headquarters in France.

11.00 The Royle Family (S).

1/6. The phone bill arrives.

11.40 The Royle Family (S).

2/6. Jim is surprised by the wedding costs.

11.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD). A profile of former Arsenal defender Tony Adams.

12.10 The Inbetweeners Go Global (R,S,HD). 1.15 The 100 (R,S,HD). 2.05 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 2.35 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 3.00 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 3.30 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 3.55 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.40 Charmed (R,S). The sisters discover all magic has disappeared.

12.20 The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff (S). Dickensian comedy adventure, starring Robert Webb.

1.00 Big Train (S). First episode of the comedy sketch show. 1.30 Big Train (S). Comic sketches. 2.00 The Royle Family (S). The phone bill arrives. 2.30 The Royle Family (S).

3.00 Close

12.00 Premiership Years (S). 2.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

2.30 Football Gold (S). 2.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 One2Eleven (HD). 3.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 4.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 5.30 One2Eleven (HD).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Review Show with Dev. 10.00 Alice Levine. Midnight Punk Show with Mike Davies. 2.00 Nihal. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 5.00am Penny Smith. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Michael Ball. Noon Vanessa Feltz. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Ryan Tubridy. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 David Rodigan. 11.00 They Write the Songs. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 OJ Borg.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Igor Stravinsky. 1.00 News.

1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Igor Stravinsky.

7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 10.15 AngloSaxon Portraits. 11.00 Late Junction.

12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

9.00 A Law unto Themselves. 9.30 Witness. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: In Montmartre.

10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 The Listeners. 11.30 All You Need Is Lab:

7.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S).

7.30 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S).

8.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD).

Cameras follow teenagers from Berkshire and east London.

9.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (S,HD). New series. The series where the grooms are in charge of the wedding plans returns.

10.00 Sexy Beasts The unusual dating show returns.

(S,HD).

10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 1.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 2.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). 3.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 A Garden in Snowdonia (R).

8.00 The Bridges That Built London with Dan Cruickshank (R,HD).

9.00 Chivalry and Betrayal: The Hundred Years War (R,HD).

10.00 A Liar’s Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python’s Graham Chapman (HD) (2012). Animated comedy based on the Python’s fictionalised account of his life. ●●● 11.20 Human Planet (R,HD).

12.20 A History of Britain

by Simon Schama (R).

1.25 The Bridges That Built London with Dan Cruickshank (R,HD). 2.25 Sounds of the 70s 2 Reggae – Stir It Up (R). 2.55 Chivalry and Betrayal: The Hundred Years War (R).

10.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). Peter Schmeichel.

10.30 International Champions Cup Football (HD). The final.

Highlights of the showpiece encounter at the Sun Life Stadium in Miami.

11.05 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1/6. The gang goes on a (R,S,HD). 6/24. A former field trip to Swanage.

Navy intelligence officer is killed.

11.40 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 3/6. A trip to a theme park does not go to plan.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

A man is accused of rape and murder. 1.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S). Police officers on patrol. 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

BBC3

One to watch

10.20 Not Going Out (S). 6/6.

10.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 13/20.

10.00 Hell’s Kitchen (S). 16/20. 10.00 The Inbetweeners Lee gets a job.

Part two of two. The The hopefuls cook for (R,S). 1/6. Carli organises gang continue to say guests, including actress a fashion show. their musical goodbyes, Minnie Driver.

10.35 The Inbetweeners as the glee club comes to 10.50 Celebrity Juice: (R,S). 4/6. The friends go an end and Blaine, Artie Saturday Night clubbing in London. and Sam prepare for a Takeaway Special fresh start in New York.

(R,S,HD). With Ant and Dec, Ashley Roberts and Rob Beckett.

11.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1/24. Sean Penn guest stars.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days.

10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S).

11.00 One Foot in the Grave (S).

1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie.

Tony encounters an evil genie. 3.30 I Dream of Jeannie. Tony wishes every day was a Sunday. 4.00 Porridge (S).

THE GIRL HE MET ONLINE 3.15pm, Channel 5

Premiere. A woman suffers dangerous mood swings and a fierce temper. When she meets a new man, she resolves to keep her dark side in check, but as she comes under pressure from her boss, she begins to lose control, with fatal consequences. Thriller, starring Yvonne Zima and Shawn Roberts.

How Science and Technology Inspired Innovation in Music. Noon News.

12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 Call You and Yours.

12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Plants: From Roots to Riches.

2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Sensitive – A Possession.

3.00 Making History. 3.30 Heal Thyself – A History of Self-Help. 4.00 Word of Mouth. 4.30 Great Lives. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Meet David Sedaris. 7.00 The Archers. Lynda interferes 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 The Diary of Samuel

Pepys: 1669. Sam has an encounter with his former maid 8.00 The Business Covenant. 9.00 Inside Health. Dr Mark Porter separates medical fact from fiction. Last in the series 9.30 A Law unto Themselves. Helena Kennedy meets solicitor Gareth Peirce 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight.

News round-up 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Pierre et Jean. By Guy de Maupassant 11.00 The Infinite Monkey Cage. The irreverent science show heads for the Edinburgh Festival 11.30 With Great Pleasure. Heidi Thomas selects her favourite poetry and prose Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: In Montmartre. 12.48 Shipping

Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service.

5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire. Noon Shelagh Fogarty.

2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive.

7.00 5 Live Sport: The Tuesday Night Club. 9.00 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Rugby.

Rugby union news and interviews.

10.00 5 Live Sport. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Undercover Boss (Channel 4, 9pm)

In this series, high-flying executives take extraordinary steps to ensure their companies are fighting fit by going undercover in their own businesses.

This week is the turn of Rowlands Pharmacy.

With government funding down and competition increasing, this chain has seen its turnover drop by £20 million.

In a bid to win new customers, managing director Kenny Black wants his 510 dispensaries to offer free health advice and excellent customer service.

But when Kenny goes undercover, there’s a bitter pill to swallow: he discovers life-saving medicines out of stock and staff over-worked and underappreciated.

When a dedicated delivery driver is moved to tears by the job, Kenny’s forced to consider if he has more to worry about than the bottom line.

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Wednesday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF 8pm, BBC1

Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins host as the baking contest moves from BBC Two. The contestants start by tackling a Swiss roll and a cherry cake.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S,HD). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 3.45 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

THE WORLD’S WAR: FORGOTTEN SOLDIERS OF EMPIRE 9pm, BBC2

OPERATION WILD 9pm, BBC1

Clare Balding and Steve Part one of two. Historian and film-maker Leonard observe operations David Olusoga tells the story of First World War conducted on wild animals, from the perspective of those of who made it a including an elephant with truly global conflict – the millions of African a gunshot wound and a and Asian troops and ancillaries who served baby panda that needs an alongside Europeans.

MRI scan.

BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD).

7.00 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 7.45 Animal Park (R,S). 8.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (R,S). 9.00 Talk to the Animals (R,S). 10.00 The Machine Gun and Skye’s Band of Brothers (R,S). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Life in the Freezer (R,S). 1.00 My Life in Books (R,S,HD).

1.30 Breakaway (R,S). 2.15 Film: Mrs Miniver (S,HD) (1942). See Choices Above. ●●●●● 4.20 Italy Unpacked (R,S,HD). 5.20 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (R,S,HD).

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Let’s Do Lunch with Gino & Mel (S,HD). Gino D’Acampo whips up a quick lunch dish. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 The Speakmans (S,HD). A woman who is terrified of veins. 3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The 21st Question (S,HD).

SARAH BEENY’S DOUBLE YOUR HOUSE FOR HALF THE MONEY 8pm, Channel 4

The property developer returns to show people how to make their existing homes bigger and better for a fraction of the cost of moving. In the first edition, she visits Great Baddow in Essex, where Ian and Claire hope to double the size of their four-bedroom house.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Four in a Bed (S,HD).

2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Win It Cook It (S,HD).

5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 On the Yorkshire Buses (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).

12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). Highlights of Monday’s action in the house. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD).

2.15 NCIS (R,S). Ziva becomes involved with a murder suspect. 3.15 Film: Mind Over Murder (S) (2006). Thriller, starring Tori Spelling. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The Stuarts, 8pm

All Star Mr & Mrs, 8pm

One Born Every Minute, 9pm

Emergency Bikers, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 20/22.

Homer is banned from driving.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Ziggy has competition for Leela’s affections.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Heath finds out that Bianca has applied for a transfer.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming (S,HD). A Yorkshire beauty therapist wants paying after a tattoo removal went wrong.

The next episode is on Friday.

Followed by Regional News.

6.00 Eggheads (R,S,HD).

6.30 Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo (S,HD).

3/5. The former MP visits the site of Britain’s deadliest train crash.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure (R,S,HD). 2/6. Dave and Si head to Thailand, where they sample Bangkok’s street food, help serve school dinners and find out how rice is grown.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). A guilty Marlon tells Paddy he kissed Donna.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Ken visits Peter and assures him he is convinced of his innocence.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). Jason is called to the scene of a bludgeoning, and Ady finds a stash of cannabis.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 The Great British Bake Off (S,HD). 1/10. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Stuarts (S,HD). 2/3. Clare Jackson reveals how the unprecedented religious violence of the Wars of the Three Kingdoms shaped British political culture and subsequent constitutional crises.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs (S,HD). 8/8.

Coronation Street actress Debbie Rush, The Wright Stuff host Matthew Wright and golf legend Tony Jacklin find out how much they know about their partners. Last in the series.

8.00 Sarah Beeny’s Double Your House for Half the Money (S).

1/10. See Choices Above.

8.00 Emergency Bikers (S,HD).

Paramedic Dean “Wingnut” Wiltshire goes to the assistance of a woman stuck in the mud on the banks of the Avon, while a routine check of a caravan soon turns into a drugs bust.

Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Operation Wild (S,HD). 1/3.

See Choices Above.

9.00 The World’s War: Forgotten Soldiers of Empire (S,HD).

1/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 Secrets from the Clink (S,HD). 1/2. Len Goodman, Johnny Vegas and Mariella Frostrup feature in the first of two programmes in which stars discover how their ancestors coped with serving time in Victorian prisons.

9.00 One Born Every Minute (S,HD). 9/10. Two nurses hope their second child’s birth will be simpler than their first, while a woman told she would never have children looks forward to the arrival of baby number three.

9.00 World’s Worst Storms (S,HD).

See Choices Above.

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Who Do They Think …10.35pm

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

10.35 Who Do They Think They Are? 10 Years, 100 Shows (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.00 Backchat with Jack Whitehall and His Dad (S,HD).

3/6. With guests Nick Hewer and Lethal Bizzle.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 Weight Loss Ward (R,S,HD).

3/3. At Sunderland Royal Hospital’s obesity unit, Doreen Thomas spends her first night away from home in 37 years and the 56-year-old makes a surprising decision. Last in the series.

10.00 The Mimic (S,HD). 4/6. Martin proposes to Harriet.

10.30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (R,S,HD). 6/7.

Jimmy Carr hosts the quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by Bill Bailey and Josh Widdicombe.

Jake Yapp is in Dictionary Corner.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 64/73. The pick of the previous day’s highlights, when the housemates usually begin their two-day shopping task to win a luxury food budget.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

11.35 The Man Without a Face (S) (1993). Drama, starring Mel Gibson. ●●●

11.20 The Secret History of Our Streets (R,S,HD). 2/3. Glasgow’s Duke Street.

11.40 Off the Beaten Track (R,S,HD).

4/6. Christine Bleakley explores Herefordshire.

11.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). 7/9.

Gordon Ramsay concludes his visit to Zayna Flaming Grill in Redondo Beach, California.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side.

Emma Willis and her guests discuss how the housemates are getting on.

1.30 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

1.35 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: The Village That’s Falling into the Sea (R,S). A campaign to build sea defences on the coast of Hemsby in Norfolk. 12.50 This Is BBC Two (S).

Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). Contestants from the West Midlands compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.25 Music on 4: Lovebox Festival 2014 (S). Highlights from Victoria Park, London. 1.20 Heston’s Great British Food (R,S,HD). 2.15 Film: Elegy (S) (2008).

See Choices Above. ●● 4.10 Revenge (S,HD). 4.55 River Cottage Bites (R,S,HD).

5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 The Yorkshire Ripper: Born to Kill? (R,S,HD). A psychological profile of Peter Sutcliffe. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). Wall paintings in Oxfordshire and Norfolk. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S).

5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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A look back at the stories of celebrities who have been on a tour of their ancestry, marking the return of Who Do You Think You Are? as it celebrates its 10th birthday.

ITV2

Documentary featuring footage of some of the world’s most extreme weather captured by those who survived it. In Indianapolis, freak winds cause a 32-ton stage to collapse on top of spectators, Hurricane Sandy strikes a coastal town in New York and a tornado tears a peaceful Illinois neighbourhood to pieces.

E4

Sky1 6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). The kids bond over their musical guilty pleasures. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Marge goes on a girls’ night out. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Fry falls for a robot.

FILM PICKS

WORLD’S WORST STORMS 9pm, Channel 5

WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? 10 YEARS, 100 SHOWS 10.35pm, BBC1

MRS MINIVER 2.15pm, BBC2

Dramatic account of the courage of English villagers during the first few months of World War Two, starring Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon and Dame May Whitty.

GOLD 6.00 2point4 Children (S). Ben goes lottery crazy. 6.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Clegg fractures his foot in a bicycle accident. 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11.00 The Thin Blue Line (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days.

3.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 4.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD).

10.00 Premiership Years (S). 12.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

12.30 One2Eleven (HD). 1.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Premiership Years (S). 4.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 5.00 Football Gold (S). 5.30 One2Eleven (HD).

6.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.45 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD).

10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.15 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.10 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.55 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 8.55 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (S). 4.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

The Bourne Supremacy, 10pm

The Wedding Planner, 8pm

An Idiot Abroad 2, 9pm

The Thin Blue Line, 7pm

SPFL Preview, 11pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD).

13/30. Mark from London chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 14/23.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 15/23.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 1/12.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

8/22. Homer tackles a biker gang.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5/13.

6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 6/13.

6.00 Boots ’n’ All (HD).

Super League review.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Naughty animals and crazy teenagers.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Harry Hill narrates more comical clips.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Cindy is on the war path.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 9/24.

Barney finds an artefact from Robin’s pop career.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

6/22. Bart is banned from seeing a film.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

22/22. Spoof behind-thescenes special.

7.00 The Thin Blue Line (S).

4/7. A bank raid leaves Grim a happy man.

7.40 The Thin Blue Line (S).

7/7. Grim tracks down criminal carol singers.

7.00 Total Rugby. A round-up of rugby union matches.

7.30 Football Gold (HD).

Celtic v Rangers.

7.45 Football Gold (HD).

Rangers v Celtic.

8.00 Totally You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1/3. The funniest home videos, including a granny who gets thrown from a donkey and a child who eats his birthday candles.

8.00 The Wedding Planner (S) (2001). A woman struggles when she is hired to organise the wedding for the man of her dreams. Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez. ●●

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5/24. Each of the clans run late for a dinner reservation.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 6/24. Gloria hires a male nanny to look after Manny.

8.20 The Thin Blue Line (S).

1/7. The boys in blue end up in the dock.

8.00 Live Football (HD).

Galatasaray v Atletico Madrid (Kick-off TBA).

Coverage of the charity match in aid of the victims of the Soma mining disaster.

9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 (R,S,HD). 5/8. Karl Pilkington travels to Africa to spend time with rare mountain gorillas.

Along the way he prepares a meal for a tribal king and encounters a rhinoceros.

9.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/8. The Trotters mourn Grandad’s death.

9.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3/8. Uncle Albert has a nasty fall.

9.00 Through the Keyhole (R,S,HD). 3/6. Cilla Black and Holly Willoughby join Dave Berry on the panel as Keith Lemon visits three mystery homes and challenges them to guess the identities of the famous occupants.

10.00 The Bourne Supremacy 10.05 The Inbetweeners Go 10.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 5/10.

(S,HD) (2004). The Global (R,S,HD). A look James Corden hosts the assassin is framed for a at the success of the E4 sports-based comedy botched CIA operation series before the release quiz, with footballer and faces a fight for of its second spin-off Joleon Lescott, survival as he tries to film. Featuring behind comedian Jon uncover his past. Action the scenes footage and Richardson and TV thriller sequel, with interviews with the cast. presenter Gabby Logan.

Matt Damon. Including FYI Daily. ●●●● 11.10 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 17/24. Sheldon (R,S,HD). 8/24. A naval and Kripke compete. seaman and an arms dealer are found dead.

11.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/24. Sheldon becomes terrified of getting his hair cut.

RADIO

12.10 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). A look back at the series. Last in the series. 1.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Charlie dates Jake’s teacher. 1.35 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.55 Animal Practice (R,S,HD). 2.20 Teleshopping.

Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.10 Suburgatory (R,S,HD).

12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.35 Virtually Famous (R,S,HD). 2.25 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut (R,S,HD).

3.05 Being Erica (R,S,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.30 Charmed (R,S).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 3.30 The Official Chart Update. 4.00 Greg James.

7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 My Playlister.

10.00 Alice Levine. Midnight Huw Stephens. 2.00 Benji B. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 5.00am Penny Smith. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Michael Ball. Noon Vanessa Feltz. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Ryan Tubridy. 7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe.

8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 David Attenborough and the Natural History of Folk. 11.00 Trevor Nelson’s Soul

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

Sam investigates al-Qaeda activity in Sudan. 1.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S). 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

Show. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 OJ Borg.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Igor Stravinsky. 1.00 News.

1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong.

4.30 In Tune. 6.00 Composer of the Week: Igor Stravinsky. 7.00 BBC Proms 2014. 10.00 Proms Plus Late. 10.25 Anglo-Saxon Portraits. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

9.00 The Long View. 9.30 Publishing Lives. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45

ELEGY 2.15am, Channel 4

A professor who has never committed to anything has a relationship with a student. Drama, starring Penelope Cruz and Ben Kingsley.

BBC3

BBC4

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Richard Hammond drives the Mastretta MXT. 8.00 Traffic Cops (R,S,HD). A man attempts to run from two patrolling officers in Grimsby.

9.00 Raiders of the Lost Ark (S,HD) (1981). Action adventure, starring Harrison Ford. ●●●●● 10.55 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Peter and Chris attend a fat camp.

11.20 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.40 American Dad! (R,S,HD). Stan’s old high-school wrestling record comes under threat.

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 A Garden in Snowdonia (R).

A winter-themed display.

8.00 Boycotts and Broken Dreams – The Story of the 1986 Commonwealth Games (R). A look back at the 1986 event in Edinburgh.

9.00 Art of China.

The power of Chinese landscape painting.

10.00 Wild China (R,HD). Creatures inhabiting the Yunnan Province.

11.00 Wild Weather (R). Donal MacIntyre traces the arrival of summer.

12.05 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.25 People Just Do Nothing (R,S,HD).

12.55 People Just Do Nothing (R,S,HD). 1.25 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 1.55 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 2.55 Tulisa: The Price of Fame (R,S,HD).

12.00 Madness in the Desert: Paris to Dakar Rally (R). 1.00 Boycotts and Broken Dreams – The Story of the 1986 Commonwealth Games (R). 1.55 Wild China (R,HD). 2.55 Art of China (R).

One to watch

10.20 Only Fools and Horses 10.00 FL72 Review (HD). A (S). 4/8. Rodney joins a review of the 2013/14 band. season in the Championship, League One and League Two.

11.00 The Royle Family (S).

11.00 SPFL Preview (HD). A 3/6. Nana calls round for look ahead to the new the afternoon. season.

11.40 The Royle Family (S).

4/6. The family celebrates Jim’s birthday.

12.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). The Shipmans drive to Wales for the wedding fayre. 1.00 Gavin & Stacey (S). Gavin embarks on two stag nights. 1.30 Gavin & Stacey (S). The day of the wedding arrives.

2.00 The Royle Family (S). 2.30 The Royle Family (S). 3.00 Close

(FM) Book of the Week: In Montmartre.

10.00 Woman’s Hour. 10.56 The Listening Project. 11.00 The Radio 4 Psalter. 11.30 The Gobetweenies.

Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front.

12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Plants: From Roots to Riches. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Psalm.

3.00 Bricks and Bubbles. 3.30 Inside Health. 4.00 Thinking Allowed. 4.30 The Media Show. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 (FM) PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (FM) Weather. 6.00 (LW) Six O’Clock News. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Dead Ringers. 7.00

The Archers. Ruth gets a shock 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 The Diary of Samuel Pepys: 1669. Sam asks the king for time off work so that he can go abroad and rest his eyes 8.00 The Moral Maze. Michael Buerk chairs a debate on ethical issue. Last in the series 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Heal Thyself – A History of Self-Help. 9.30 The Long View. Exploring topical issues through history. Last in the series 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight.

News round-up 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Pierre et Jean. 11.00 The Future of Radio. 11.15 Little Lifetimes

by Jenny Eclair. 11.30 With Great Pleasure. Midnight News and

12.00 FL72 Review (HD). 1.00 Premiership Years (S). 3.00 One2Eleven (HD). 3.30 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 4.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 5.30 One2Eleven (HD).

Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: In Montmartre. 12.48 Shipping Forecast.

1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire. Noon Shelagh Fogarty.

2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive.

7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.30 5 Live Sport.

9.30 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Golf. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Operation Wild (BBC 1, 9pm )

Animal lover Clare Balding and vet Steve Leonard join teams around the world for ground-breaking operations to save the lives of wild animals.

In the first of a three-part series, Clare travels to the Wolong Giant Panda Base in South West China. She a meets Zhu Xia; a rescued bear who needs an MRI scan to help vets understand what’s behind her unusual behaviour.

In Cameroon, West Africa, we meet a gorilla called Shufai, who was just a baby when poachers shot him in the arm. Shufai almost died but his life was saved by Rachel Hogan, who runs a primate sanctuary – and now he needs her help again.

In Okinawa, Japan, Clare joins Dr Keiichi Ueda who’s invented a way to give manta rays ultra-sound scans underwater. He will try to determine whether a ray is pregnant.

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Thursday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 9pm, BBC1

Julie Walters traces her roots back to Co Mayo, western Ireland, where her great-grandfather was one of the first members of the Land League.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S,HD). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 3.45 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

NATURAL WORLD: A BEAR WITH A BOUNTY 8pm, BBC2

SCRAPPERS 8.30pm, BBC1

Lily is a wild black bear whose life has been documented online since the day of her birth by biologist Dr Lynn Rogers, who has a unique relationship with all the bears in his study, feeding them by hand and walking with them in the woods of north Minnesota.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD).

7.05 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 7.50 Animal Park (R,S). 8.20 Rip Off Britain: Food (R,S). 9.05 Escape to the Continent (R,S). 10.05 Gardeners’ World (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD).

11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Life in the Freezer (R,S). 1.00 My Life in Books (R,S,HD). 1.30 Film: Quo Vadis (S) (1951). ●●● 4.15 Italy Unpacked (R,S,HD). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (R,S,HD).

Documentary following life at Metro Salvage scrapyard in Bolton, where owners Terry and Lyndsay Walker demonstrate the challenge of mixing marriage and business. Continues tomorrow.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Let’s Do Lunch with Gino & Mel (S,HD). With Olympic gymnast Louis Smith. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 The Speakmans (S,HD).

3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The 21st Question (S,HD).

AMAZING SPACES SHED OF THE YEAR 8pm, Channel 4

As the competition reaches its climax, George Clarke and his fellow judges look at the final groups of shortlisted sheds battling it out for a place in the final. Those in the Normal category prove anything but, with one of the smallest discos in the world up against a Dad’s Army-themed cabin.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 IPC European Swimming Championships (S,HD). 9.00 Frasier (R,S).

10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Four in a Bed (S,HD).

2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Win It Cook It (S,HD). 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (S).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Ultimate Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).

12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). The pick of the previous day’s highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD).

2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: The Husband She Met Online (S,HD) (2013). Premiere.

Thriller, starring Meredith Monroe. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v India. Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the opening day of the Fourth Test at Old Trafford. Followed by 5 News Update.

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7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Moira’s happiness is short-lived.

7.30 Do You Let Your Kids Play Out?: Tonight (S,HD). The risks involved in letting children play outdoors.

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6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Bianca clears out her office as she prepares to leave Summer Bay. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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Cricket on 5, 7pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 21/22.

Bart gets into trouble for vandalism.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Cindy is on the war path.

8.30 Scrappers (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 Natural World: A Bear with a Bounty (S,HD). 9/10. See Choices Above.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Donna tells Ross she wants in on a bigmoney job.

8.30 Harbour Lives (S,HD). 4/8. Ben Fogle joins a forager on a seaside culinary journey.

8.00 Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year (S). 3/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Killer Next Door: Countdown to Murder (S,HD). See Choices Above.

Followed by 5 News at 9.

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Embarrassing Bodies, 9pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (S,HD). 1/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Honourable Woman (S,HD). 6/8. Nessa discovers it was Ephra who ordered the wiretap, while Jalal El-Amin demands a partnership in the data-cabling business in return for Kasim’s safety.

9.00 Kids with Cameras: Diary of a Children’s Ward (S,HD). 1/3.

See Choices Above.

9.00 Embarrassing Bodies (S). 6/7.

The doctors find out how heavy drinking has affected the Magaluf boys’ sperm and Dawn Harper meets a family of two sisters and a cousin who carry the BRCA1 breast cancer gene.

9.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours of Brittany Murphy (S,HD). 3/3.

Dr Richard Shepherd investigates the death of the actress in December 2009, uncovering evidence of a paranoid personality fuelled by prescription drugs. Last in the series.

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Emmerdale, 7pm

6.00 Eggheads (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.30 Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo (S,HD).

4/5. Belgian trainspotters who spied on enemy rail movements.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure (R,S,HD). 3/6.

Meeting a coconut-picking monkey, going sea-fishing during a monsoon and cooking a curry for a hill tribe in Thailand.

7.00 Fake Britain (S,HD). 2/10.

Investigating lorry drivers who falsify their working hours.

7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Mick finds himself in a tricky position.

Followed by Regional News.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S).

10.35 Motorway Cops (S,HD). A report of a crash leads to a manhunt, two officers arrest a drunk driver and a chase ensues when a man is spotted running away from a car left in a garage forecourt.

10.00 QI (R,S,HD). 18/18. Second of two compilations of highlights from the K series.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 Benidorm (R,S,HD). 3/6. A gangster gives the Garveys a shock about their finances, Pauline presents Noreen with a new problem, and Mateo is in trouble after a medical emergency at his aqua-aerobics class.

10.00 First Time Farmers (S,HD).

New series. Student Kate wakes up early for milking duties in Herefordshire, helps to deliver calves and rears some of them in her garden for a university project.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 65/73.

Diary-room confessionals, domestic dramas and off-kilter challenges, possibly including the conclusion of this week’s shopping task.

11.35 Trust the Man (S) (2005). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.20 The World’s War: Forgotten Soldiers of Empire (R,S,HD).

1/2. Part one of two. The Africans and Asians who served in the First World War.

11.40 The Chase (R,S,HD). /40. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

11.05 Child Genius (R,S,HD). 3/4. The 10 remaining youngsters face the spelling and general knowledge rounds.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side.

Fans’ thoughts on the latest developments.

1.15 Holiday Weatherview (S). 1.20 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Nick & Margaret: Too Many Immigrants? (R,S). Part two of two.

The immigrants are challenged about their impact on the NHS and schooling. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.30 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Do You Let Your Kids Play Out?: Tonight (R,HD). 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). The Wales and central England final. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.05 One Born Every Minute (R,S,HD). 1.05 Embarrassing Bodies (R,S). 2.00 Dolphin: Born in the Wild (R,S,HD). 2.55 Food Unwrapped (R,S,HD). 3.25 Supermarkets: The Real Price of Cheap Food – Channel 4 Dispatches (R,S). 3.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). 4.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 5.00 IPC European Swimming Championships (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 On the Yorkshire Buses (R,S,HD). A runaway vehicle crashes into one of EYMS’s new buses. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S).

Church architecture during the 16th and 17th centuries. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S).

5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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Natural World … 8pm

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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EastEnders, 7.30pm

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Documentary in which more than 100 youngsters are each given cameras to record their experiences as patients at Newcastle’s Great North Children’s Hospital.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.45 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,S,HD). 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.15 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

12.10 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.45 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

The return of the documentary that examines some of Britain’s most notorious murders, beginning with the events leading up to the killing of landscape architect Joanna Yeates by Vincent Tabak in Bristol on the night of December 17, 2010.

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.20 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.05 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.05 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.35 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 9.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (S). 4.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). A devastating event occurs at the school. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer and Marge seek a better life. 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICKS

THE KILLER NEXT DOOR: COUNTDOWN TO MURDER 8pm, Channel 5

KIDS WITH CAMERAS: DIARY OF A CHILDREN’S WARD 9pm, ITV

SHAUN OF THE DEAD 9pm, ITV2 An aimless man decides to get his life back on track just as zombies start to roam the streets of London to feast on the living. Comedy horror, with Simon Pegg.

GOLD 6.00 2point4 Children (S). Bill makes a disturbing discovery. 6.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Truly, Alvin and Billy track down Smiler’s old flame. 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days.

3.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 4.00 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD).

10.00 Premiership Years (S).

12.00 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD). 12.30 One2Eleven (HD).

1.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD).

2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Premiership Years (S).

4.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD). 5.00 SPFL Preview (HD).

Celebrity Juice ... 11.05pm

Suburgatory, 9pm

Glee, 9pm

Open All Hours, 7pm

One2Eleven ... 12.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD).

12/30. A man from London takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 16/23.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/23.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 3/12.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

11/22. Bart becomes convinced he is a faith healer.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S).

7/13. Harry eats a lobster.

6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 8/13. TV’s campest waiters.

6.00 FL72 Review. A review of the 2013/14 season.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Potty pensioners and cute cats and dogs.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). More comical clips.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Cindy forms a new plan.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 10/24.

Ted is horrified when his friends bond with Zoey.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

3/22. Blood-curdling tales of terror.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

13/24. Featuring the voice of Sting.

7.00 Open All Hours (S). 1/6.

Arkwright thinks Granville needs toughening up.

7.40 Open All Hours (S). 2/6.

Arkwright tries to shift an overstocked commodity.

7.00 Ringside (HD). Focusing on the career of Chris Eubank Snr, who held world titles at both middleweight and supermiddleweight.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed and Famous! (R,S).

Harry Hill showcases some of the best celebrity lookalike clips, featuring Tom Cruise and Britney Spears doppelgangers among many others.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24. Sheldon re-evaluates the time he spends with Amy. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24. Sheldon unwittingly makes a scientific breakthrough.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 7/24. A family trip to the school fair proves eventful for Phil and Claire.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 8/24. Phil breaks into Jay’s secret room.

8.20 Open All Hours (S). 3/6.

Granville’s bike develops a squeak.

8.00 FL72 Preview (HD). A look ahead to the new Football League season, focusing on which of the 72 clubs involved can expect to challenge for promotion, and which may struggle.

9.00 Shaun of the Dead (S,HD) (2004). See Choices Above. ●●●●

9.00 Suburgatory (S,HD).

3/13. Ryan returns home with his new girlfriend.

9.30 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 2/6. Will is given a work experience placement at a garage.

9.00 Glee (S,HD). 14/20. The focus of the show shifts entirely to New York as Blaine, Sam and Artie arrive in the Big Apple, where each of them have different experiences adjusting to life away from Lima.

9.00 Gavin & Stacey (S). 4/6.

The Shipmans drive to Wales for the wedding fayre.

9.40 Gavin & Stacey (S). 5/6.

Gavin embarks on two stag nights.

10.00 Noel Fielding’s Luxury 10.00 Stella (R,S,HD). 4/10.

A truce is called when Comedy 2: Tales from Stella lets Michael use Painted Hawaii (S,HD). her shower, although he 2/5. Noel develops a soon regrets accepting. condition similar to Emma crosses the line writer’s block. with boss Marcus and 10.35 The IT Crowd (R,S). 4/6.

Brenda’s Buses makes its Jen’s dinner party maiden voyage. preparations do not go as planned.

11.00 Premier League World (HD). A round-up of the latest news.

12.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.55 Animal Practice (R,S,HD). 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen (R,S). The hopefuls cook for special guests, including actress Minnie Driver. 2.05 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

12.20 Little Britain (S). Emily and Florence shop for wedding dresses.

1.00 Little Britain (S). Emily and Florence go to the ballet. 1.30 Little Britain (S). Emily and Florence play tennis. 2.00 The Royle Family (S). Dave is accused of flirting. 2.30 The Royle Family (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 Premiership Years (S). 2.00 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD).

2.30 Football Gold (S). 2.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 One2Eleven (HD). 3.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD).

4.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

5.30 One2Eleven (HD).

RADIO

11.00 The Royle Family (S).

5/6. Dave is accused of flirting.

11.40 The Royle Family (S).

6/6. Jim grumbles about Denise’s impending wedding.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Residency: Martin Garrix. 10.00 Alice Levine. Midnight The Residency: Steve Angello. 2.00 Toddla T. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 5.00am Penny Smith. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Michael Ball. Noon Vanessa Feltz. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Ryan Tubridy. 7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Jo Whiley.

10.00 Strong and Sassy – Inspiring Women of Jazz. 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains. 11.30 Listen

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

The team hunts down a device that could destroy Los Angeles. 1.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S).

2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD).

4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

to the Band. Midnight Janice Long.

2.00 OJ Borg.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Igor Stravinsky. 1.00 News.

1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Igor Stravinsky.

7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 10.15 AngloSaxon Portraits. 11.00 Late Junction.

12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

9.00 Inside the Ethics Committee. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: In Montmartre. 10.00 (LW)

BBC3

7.00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD).

Cumbria’s male answer to Kim Kardashian.

7.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD).

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD).

The series where the grooms are in charge of the wedding plans returns.

9.00 Our World War (S,HD). New series.

Drama based on the experiences of soldiers during the First World War. 10.00 Cuckoo (S,HD).

New series. A stranger turns up at the Thompsons’ house.

10.30 Siblings (S,HD).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.45 Family Guy (R,S).

12.10 Family Guy (R,S).

12.30 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 1.00 Siblings (R,S,HD). 1.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 2.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 3.00 Our World War (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 BBC Proms Masterworks: Mozart and Beethoven.

Performances of Mozart’s Requiem and Beethoven’s Fourth Symphony.

9.15 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). Political and religious turmoil after the Civil War. 10.15 Francesco’s Italy Top to Toe (R).

Francesco da Mosto explores Italy.

11.15 Chivalry and Betrayal: The Hundred Years War (R,HD).

Exploring Joan of Arc’s role in the French resistance.

Last in the series.

12.15 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History (R,HD). 1.15 The Joy of (Train) Sets: The Model Railway Story (R). 2.15 Sounds of the 70s (R).

2.45 A History of Britain

by Simon Schama (R).

One to watch

10.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). 6/6. 10.00 Ringside (HD). Focusing The day of the wedding on the career of Chris arrives.

Eubank Snr, who held world titles at both middleweight and supermiddleweight, and was involved in some of the biggest domestic bouts of the 1990s.

11.05 New Girl (R,S,HD). 9/24. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.05 Celebrity Juice: Coach and CeCe go on a (R,S,HD). 10/24. Deeks Parallel Juicyverse date. shoots and kills an Part One (R,S,HD). Part unarmed man. one of two. A look back 11.35 The Mindy Project at the show’s best (R,S,HD). 9/22. The moments from 2013. practice hires a public relations guru.

12.05 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD).

12.35 The Inbetweeners (R,S).

1.10 The IT Crowd (R,S). 1.40 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut (R,S,HD).

2.25 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.45 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD).

3.05 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.30 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.25 Charmed (R,S).

TRUST THE MAN 11.35pm, BBC1

Two Manhattan-based couples hit a rocky patch in their relationships. Husband and wife Tom and Rebecca look to therapy and counselling to try to save their ailing marriage, while Tobey and Elaine decide to go their separate ways. Comedy drama, with David Duchovny and Julianne Moore.

Woman’s Hour. 10.00 (FM) Woman’s Hour. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special.

11.00 (FM) Crossing Continents. 11.30 (FM) Graffiti: Kings on a Mission. Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. 12.04 (FM) Home Front. 12.15 (FM) You and Yours. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World at One. 1.45 (FM) Plants: From Roots to Riches.

2.00 (FM) The Archers. 2.15 (FM) Afternoon Drama: Recent Events at Collington House. 3.00 (FM) Open Country. 3.27 (FM) Radio 4 Appeal.

3.30 (FM) Bookclub. 4.00 (FM) The Film Programme. 4.30 (FM) BBC Inside Science. 4.55 (FM) 1914: Day by Day.

5.00 (FM) PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Test Match Special.

5.57 (FM) Weather. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.30 (FM) Sketchorama.

7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 The Diary of Samuel Pepys: 1669. 8.00 The Report. 8.30 In Business. 9.00 BBC Inside Science.

Presented by Professor Alice Roberts 9.30 Zeitgeisters. 9.59 Weather.

10.00 The World Tonight. With David Eades 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Pierre et Jean. 11.00 Don’t Make Me Laugh.

With David Mitchell, Josh Widdicombe, Roisin Conaty and Joe Lycett. Last in the series 11.30 With Great Pleasure.

Midnight News and Weather. 12.30

Kids With Cameras: Diary of a Children’s Ward (ITV 9pm)

Book of the Week: In Montmartre.

12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire. Noon Dominic Laurie.

2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive.

7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.30 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Track and Field. 9.00 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Cricket. 10.00 Phil Williams.

1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

It’s every parent’s worst fear - but what’s it really like to be a child in hospital? ITV has given cameras to over 100 children at Newcastle’s Great North Children Hospital, as they face everything from everyday injuries to life-threatening illnesses. The results are raw, poignant, often funny - and always surprising.

This week, Isaac’s been stuck in hospital - and banned from eating for 41 days.

He’s had a huge eczema flare up triggered allergies - and he’d give anything for a bacon roll!

For twelve year old Tyrone (pictured), life in hospital is becoming “normaler and normaler”. This time, he’s been in for two weeks after a massive asthma attack.

Tune in for these and more compelling stories.

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Friday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

WALTER 9pm, BBC1

Farcical comedy drama, starring Adrian Dunbar as a detective trying to track down a fellow officer who has gone so far undercover, no one knows where he is. With Alexandra Roach.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S,HD). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 3.45 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

THE LAST LEG 10pm, Channel 4

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Noel Fielding for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days. The trio offer their own unique insight into some of the most difficult and delicate issues in modern Britain, and answer that most important of questions: Is it OK?

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD).

7.05 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 7.50 Animal Park (R,S). 8.20 Rip Off Britain: Food (R,S). 9.05 The Big Allotment Challenge (R,S). 10.05 First Time on the Front Line (R,S). 10.35 The Travel Show (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Life in the Freezer (R,S). 1.00 My Life in Books (R,S,HD). 1.30 Breakaway (R,S). 2.00 Film: Lust for Life (S,HD) (1956). ●●●● 4.15 Italy Unpacked (R,S,HD). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (R,S).

SWEETS MADE SIMPLE 8.30pm, BBC2

Confectioners Kitty Hope and Mark Greenwood demonstrate how to make all kinds of sweets at home, beginning with gin and lime truffles and salted seashell caramels.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Let’s Do Lunch with Gino & Mel (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 The Speakmans (S,HD).

3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The 21st Question (S,HD). Eleven contestants compete to secure the power spot.

THE SINGER TAKES IT ALL 9pm, Channel 4

Alan Carr hosts the live interactive singing show in which viewers are in complete control. They choose the singers to perform on an 18-metre conveyor belt, then vote for who they want to go through to the next round – and who should face the indignity of disappearing through the doors.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Four in a Bed (S,HD).

2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Win It Cook It (S,HD).

5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). Diary-room confessionals, domestic dramas and offkilter challenges. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: After All These Years (S,HD) (2013). Premiere. Mystery, starring Wendie Malick. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Mastermind, 8pm

Coronation Street, 7.30pm

The Million Pound Drop, 8pm

Stand by Your Man, 11.35pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional Programme; Weather.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 22/22.

Maggie becomes obsessed with Moe. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Cindy forms a new plan to be with Rhys.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Evelyn tells Spencer she has her eye on someone else.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming (S,HD). A Midlands salon manager who was unfairly dismissed for being pregnant.

Followed by Regional News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD).

6.30 Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo (S,HD).

5/5. The former MP explores the aftermath of the conflict.

Last in the series.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure (R,S,HD). 4/6. Dave Myers and Si King visit Japan, where they attend Tokyo’s famous fish market and take part in a sumo-wrestling bout.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Rakesh uses underhand tactics on Jai. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Neil tells Lloyd that Andrea has disappeared without a trace.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v India. Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the second day of the Fourth Test at Old Trafford.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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6 7 8 9

EastEnders, 8pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Alfie arrives at the hospital, nervous at the thought of the twins’ impending arrival.

8.30 Scrappers (S,HD). 2/6. Lyndsay is not impressed when Terry talks business on a night out.

8.00 Mastermind (S,HD). 1/31. New series. The subjects are Yes Minister, the Battle of Lepanto, JM Barrie and St Paul’s Cathedral.

8.30 Sweets Made Simple (S,HD).

1/4. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Dales (R,S,HD). 1/12.

Adrian Edmondson spends a day working on Ravenseat Farm.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Peter encounters Jim McDonald in prison.

8.00 The Million Pound Drop (S).

5/8. Jonathan Ross and his wife, screenwriter and producer Jane Goldman, are joined by their three children Betty, Harvey and Honey to take on the Drop for charity. Davina McCall hosts.

8.00 On the Yorkshire Buses (S,HD). See Choices Above.

Followed by 5 News at 9.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

9.00 Walter (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice (S,HD). 1/9. See Choices Above.

9.30 Gardeners’ World (S,HD).

20/31. Monty Don has tips on how to tackle overgrown hedges.

9.00 Doc Martin (R,S,HD). 5/8. Mrs Tishell returns to the village, but her affection for Martin quickly disappears when he refuses to pass her fit for work.

Meanwhile, PC Penhale shoots himself in the foot.

9.00 The Singer Takes It All (S,HD).

2/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction (S,HD). 66/73. Emma Willis hosts the last regular Friday night eviction of the series, revealing which unlucky housemate – or housemates – has not made it through to the final week.

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10.00 Edinburgh Nights with Sue Perkins (S,HD). 1/3. New series.

Highlights from the festivals, with guests Frank Skinner and Pamela Stephenson.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

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10

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

10.35 John Bishop Live: Elvis Has Left the Building (R,S,HD).

The comedian performs at the Liverpool Empire Theatre.

Topics include parenthood, middle age, and supporting a football team.

11.45 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus.

The Moons have a day of surprises.

11.00 Weather (S).

11.05 The Lady (S,HD) (2011).

Premiere. Biopic of Aung San Suu Kyi, starring Michelle Yeoh. ●●●

2.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

2.15 BBC News (S,HD).

1.10 Sign Zone: The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway (R,S). Documentary about the construction of the Crossrail train line.

2.10 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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Television Guide

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 Duplicity (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●●

12.55 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen. Textbased information service.

10.00 The Last Leg (S). 2/6. See Choices Above.

10.50 Virtually Famous (S,HD). 3/8.

With James Acaster, Alex Brooker, Jameela Jamil and Kimberly Wyatt.

10.35 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side.

Rylan Clark and his guests discuss tonight’s eviction, debating whether the public made the right decision and chatting to the evictee.

11.40 The Dilemma (S,HD) (2011).

See Choices Above. ●●●

11.35 Stand by Your Man (S,HD).

9/10. Dating show, presented by Brian McFadden and Laura Jackson.

1.30 Derek (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Inbetweeners USA (S,HD). 2.25 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 3.05 Revenge (S,HD). 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). From Llanharan, south Wales. 4.45 How to Cook Like Heston (R,S,HD). 5.10 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 5.45 The Hoobs (R,S).

12.15 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Big Brother: Eviction (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). Churches designed

by Christopher Wren. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). A neglected seaside bungalow in Essex. 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S,HD).

In your newspaper today Friday’s Western Morning News includes our insightful Westcountry Horses section, plus there’s extensive motoring coverage of road tests, news and more. Westcountry Live! is your essential round-up of the region’s forthcoming arts and culture events. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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ON THE YORKSHIRE BUSES 8pm, Channel 5

Jo Brand presents a companion show to BBC One’s baking contest, featuring unseen footage from the programme and an interview with the week’s eliminated baker.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.45 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,S,HD). 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.15 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.10 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

A disagreement over pay reaches a crisis point and the drivers’ union has to decide whether to accept a revised deal. Meanwhile, everyone pulls together to host the annual Big Bus Day in Hull and EYMS boss Peter Shipp lines up an appearance at the event by one of London’s new Routemasters.

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 9.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (S). 4.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Rachel receives a surprise visit from her mother. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer and Bart go rafting.

5.30 Futurama (R,S). Bender’s romance jeopardises the crew.

FILM PICKS

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF: AN EXTRA SLICE 9pm, BBC2

DUPLICITY 10.40pm, ITV

Two former spies with a romantic past together go head to head working in counterintelligence. Thriller, with Julia Roberts and Clive Owen.

GOLD 6.00 2point4 Children (S). Bill and Ben do a spot of house-sitting. 6.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Truly persuades Marina to stop seeing Howard. 7.00 Bewitched.

8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11.00 dinnerladies (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie.

4.00 Open All Hours (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD).

10.00 Premier League Years (S).

12.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 12.30 One2Eleven (HD). 1.00 Ringside (HD). 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 One2Eleven (HD). 3.30 League Two Play-Off Final (HD).

4.30 League One Play-Off Final (HD). 5.30 Championship Play-Off Final (HD).

You’ve Been Framed!, 7pm

How I Met Your ... 8pm

A League of Their Own, 10pm

The Royle Family, 11pm

FL72 Live, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD).

25/30. Londoner Luan chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/23.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/23.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 4/12.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

18/22. Barney gives up alcohol.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 9/13.

6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 10/13.

6.30 FL72 Review (HD). A review of the 2013/14 season.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Skateboarding crashes and crazy cats.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Featuring sports day disasters.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Tony and Sinead are almost caught out.

7.30 Suburgatory (R,S,HD).

3/13. Ryan returns home with his new girlfriend.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

7/22. Marge decides to get a job.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

22/22. With the guest voice of Lady Gaga.

7.00 dinnerladies (S). 4/6.

Philippa has a bright idea for raising spirits.

7.40 dinnerladies (S). 6/6.

Bren is left to run the night shift.

7.30 FL72 Live (HD). Blackburn Rovers v Cardiff City (Kickoff 7.45pm). The Football League season begins with this Championship fixture at Ewood Park.

8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). A selection of camcorder calamities, featuring giddy grandmas, holiday hiccups and sporting disasters.

Narrated by Harry Hill.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3/24.

Ted prepares to move to Chicago.

8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 4/24.

Barney learns how Ted feels about Robin.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9/24. Cam tries to lead the Dolphins to victory in a football game.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 10/24. Jay takes Manny to chop down a Christmas tree.

8.20 dinnerladies (S). 1/10.

Work experience day leads to chaos.

9.00 Die Another Day (S,HD) 9.00 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (S,HD) (2002). James Bond’s (1991). A cyborg is sent pursuit of a Korean back in time to protect terrorist leads to a British the future saviour of the billionaire who has human race from an constructed a devastating assassin. Sci-fi adventure orbital weapon. Spy sequel, with Arnold adventure, starring Pierce Schwarzenegger and Brosnan and Halle Berry.

Linda Hamilton. ●●●●● Including FYI Daily. ●●

9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 (R,S,HD). 6/8. Karl Pilkington travels along America’s Route 66.

Activities during the journey include performing with a highschool choir and a “cuddle party” with newage therapists.

9.00 Little Britain (S). 3/6.

Emily and Florence shop for wedding dresses.

9.40 Little Britain (S). 4/6.

Emily and Florence go to the ballet.

10.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). A profile of former Liverpool striker Michael Owen.

10.30 One2Eleven (HD).

10.45 One2Eleven (HD).

11.45 Celebrity Juice: 11.40 Rude Tube (R,S,HD).

Parallel Juicyverse 5/8. Alex Zane counts Part Two (R,S,HD). Part down the top 50 pranks two of two. Keith from the worldwide Lemon continues to look web. at highlights of the series.

11.00 The Royle Family (S).

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1/6. Dave and Denise (R,S,HD). 12/24. Nell goes have important news. undercover at the Department of Defence. 11.40 The Royle Family (S).

2/6. The relatives gather for Sunday lunch.

11.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea from 2007/08.

11.15 Football Gold (S). West Ham United v Burnley.

11.30 One2Eleven (HD).

11.45 One2Eleven (HD).

12.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Charlie and Alan throw a party for their mother. 1.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Alan meets his dream girl. 1.35 Animal Practice (R,S,HD). 1.55 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

A vehicle transporting Jada Khaled is ambushed. 1.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S). 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

12.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 1.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

1.30 Premier League Years (S).

3.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 4.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

4.15 Football Gold (S). 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

5.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). 5.30 One2Eleven (HD).

RADIO

12.50 The Inbetweeners: Viewers’ Top 5 (R,S). 1.25 Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy 2: Tales from Painted Hawaii (R,S,HD). 1.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.20 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.40 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 3.35 The Inbetweeners: Viewers’ Top 5 (R,S). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.40 Charmed (R,S). 5.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 6.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 Pete Tong. 11.00 Skream and Benga. 1.00am Radio 1’s Essential Mix. 3.00 Annie Nightingale.

Radio 2 5.00am Penny Smith. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Michael Ball. Noon Vanessa Feltz. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Ryan Tubridy. 7.00 Desmond Carrington: The Music Goes Round. 8.00 The Radio 2 Arts Show with Anneka Rice. 10.15 Radio 2 at the Proms – The Battle of the Bands. 11.30

Ken Bruce. Midnight Huey Morgan.

3.00 Richard Allinson.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Igor Stravinsky. 1.00 News.

1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 BBC Proms 2014. 9.30 The Devastation of British Art. 10.15 BBC Proms 2014.

Midnight World on 3. 1.00 Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

9.00 Desert Island Discs. 9.45 (LW) Act of Worship. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: In Montmartre. 10.00 (LW)

Woman’s Hour. 10.00 (FM) Woman’s Hour. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special.

11.00 (FM) Choral Diplomacy. 11.30 (FM) My Teenage Diary. Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast.

12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. 12.04 (FM) Home Front. 12.15 (FM) You and Yours. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World at One. 1.45 (FM) Plants: From Roots to Riches. 2.00 (FM) The Archers. 2.15 (FM) Afternoon Drama: The Lamp. 3.00 (FM) Gardeners’ Question Time. 3.45 (FM) If I Only Had. 4.00 (FM) Last Word. 4.30 (FM) Feedback. 4.55 (FM) 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 (FM) PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Test Match Special.

BBC3

7.00 Great TV Mistakes (R,S).

7.10 Meet the Fockers (S,HD) (2004). Comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman. ●●● 9.00 Cuckoo (R,S,HD).

Ken’s life becomes complicated.

9.30 Siblings (R,S,HD).

Sitcom, starring Charlotte Ritchie and Tom Stourton.

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD).

10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.45 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

12.10 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.35 Our World War (R,S,HD). 1.30 Tulisa: The Price of Fame (R,S,HD).

2.30 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 3.00 Siblings (R,S,HD). 3.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Friday Night at the Proms.

Alexandre Tharaud performs Ravel’s Piano Concerto for the Left Hand.

9.25 Imagine – Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now (R,HD). The veteran rocker talks to Alan Yentob about his his long career.

10.50 Rod Stewart at the BBC (HD). A selection of the singer’s performances.

11.50 Sings the Great American Songbook (R).

Performances of hits composed by American songwriters.

12.50 Imagine – Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now (R,HD). 2.10 Rod Stewart at the BBC (R,HD). 3.10 Sounds of the 70s 2 Guilty Pleasures – Love Will Keep Us Together (R).

One to watch

10.20 Little Britain (S). 5/6.

Emily and Florence play tennis.

10.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 5/10.

James Corden hosts the sports-based comedy quiz, with footballer Joleon Lescott, comedian Jon Richardson and TV presenter Gabby Logan.

THE DILEMMA 11.40pm, Channel 4

A man realises his best friend’s wife is having an affair, but tries to gather evidence before revealing all. Comedy, starring Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Connelly.

12.20 The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff (S). Jedrington questions the morality of his business empire.

1.00 Big Train (S). Comic sketches.

1.30 Big Train (S). Comic sketches.

2.00 The Royle Family (S). Dave and Denise have important news.

2.30 The Royle Family (S). 3.00 Close 5.57 (FM) Weather. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.30 (FM) The Brig Society. 7.00 The Archers. Fallon goes shopping 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 The Diary of Samuel Pepys: 1669. Hattie Naylor’s adaptation of the naval administrator’s diaries 8.00 Any Questions? From London’s Broadcasting House Radio Theatre 8.50 A Point of View. 9.00 Home Front.

Parts one to five of the drama set in Great War Britain 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With David Eades 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Pierre et Jean.

11.00 Summer Nights. Hosted by Aleks Krotoski 11.55 The Listening Project.

Midnight News and Weather. 12.30

Book of the Week: In Montmartre.

12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Shelagh Fogarty. Noon Tony Livesey. 2.00 Kermode and Mayo’s Film Review. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.45 5 Live Sport: Championship Football 201415. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

The Singer Takes it All (Channel 4, 9pm)

You’ve seen the X Factor, you’ve seen Britain’s Got Talent: now it’s time for a new television stage for our Everyman singers, be they diamonds or duds.

Alan Carr hosts this brand new live singing game show, where viewers at home are in complete control.

Singers (members of the public chosen by the viewers) perform live on an 18-metre moving track, which could see them head towards - or away from - a big cash prize, depending on how much they impress us.

Thanks to a ground-breaking new app, a viewers’ Hit and Miss vote decides who ends up in the conveyor belt’s Gold Zone, with a chance to win the top cash prize of £15,000. Those who don’t make the grade have to disappear through the doors - awwww.

Chatty man Alan will also be joined by a surprise celebrity guest every week.

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Saturday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

MICHAEL MCINTYRE’S SHOWTIME 10.30pm, BBC1

Stand-up comedy performed at the O2 in London during his 10-night run in 2012, featuring a story about a horrific trip to the dentist.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S). 11.30 The Great British Bake Off (R,S). 12.30 Bargain Hunt (S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.15 Escape to the Country (S). 2.00 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League (S,HD). Warrington Wolves v Leeds Rhinos (Kick-off 2.30pm).

4.30 Final Score (S,HD). New series. A round-up of this afternoon’s football results. 5.20 Regional News (S,HD). 5.40 Pointless Celebrities.

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

PROMS EXTRA 2014 8.30pm, BBC2

Katie Derham is joined by opera star.Willard White, as well as conductor Sakari Oramo and violinist Janine Jansen, who will be performing at this year’s Last Night of the Proms, with all three performing in the studio. Plus, highlights of a concert featuring music by Richard Strauss and a preview of John Taverner’s Requiem Fragments.

BBC2

6.25 Film: The Falcon and the Co-Eds (1943). ●● 7.30 Film: The Falcon Out West (1944). ●● 8.35 The Living Planet (R,S). 9.30 Sweets Made Simple (R,S).

10.00 Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo (R,S). 12.30 Rick Stein’s India (R,S,HD). 1.30 Talking Pictures (R,S).

2.05 Film: We Dive at Dawn (1943). ●●● 3.40 Flog It!. 4.00 Natural World: A Bear with a Bounty (R,S,HD). 5.00 Live Cycling (S). The Women’s Pro Grand Prix.

ALL STAR FAMILY FORTUNES 8.30pm, ITV

GRAND DESIGNS 8pm, Channel 4

Casualty’s Patrick Robinson and Big Brother’s Bit on the Side co-host Rylan Clark team up with their families to win money for charity.

Vernon Kay presents the game show.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). 9.25 The Hungry Sailors (R,S,HD). 10.30 Film: Murder, She Wrote: The Last Free Man (S) (2001). ●● 12.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 12.25 Storage Hoarders (R,S,HD). 1.25 All Star Mr & Mrs (R,S,HD). 2.25 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.25 Weekend Escapes with Warwick Davis (R,S,HD).

3.55 Catchphrase (R,S,HD). 4.40 Film: Housesitter (S,HD) (1992). ●●●

Kevin McCloud follows interior designer Kathryn Tyler as she tries to create a Scandinavian-style eco house in her mother’s back garden in Falmouth, Cornwall. The plan is ambitious, featuring a white-painted brick ground floor, a lightweight timber-frame first floor and cleverly designed spaces.

Channel 4

6.05 Trans World Sport (S,HD). 7.00 Armoy Road Races (S,HD). 8.00 The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.55 Frasier (R,S). 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.45 The Simpsons (R,S).

12.40 Speed with Guy Martin (R,S,HD). 1.40 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage from Ascot, Haydock Park and Newmarket. With commentary by Richard Hoiles, Mick Fitzgerald, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson.

4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Access. 10.10 Meerkat Manor (R,S). 10.40 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 11.40 Ultimate Police Interceptors (R,S). 12.40 Film: Rocky IV (1985). Boxing drama, starring Sylvester Stallone. ●● 2.30 Film: Any Which Way You Can (1980). Comedy sequel, starring Clint Eastwood. ●●● 4.40 Film: The Sea Wolves (1980). Fact-based Second World War adventure, with Gregory Peck. ●●

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6.00 Great War Diaries (S,HD). 2/3.

New series. The First World War through the eyes of those who lived through it.

6.35 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.45 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.15 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

35/140. Ken Brown hosts the final dinner party in Co Durham and Wearside.

6.40 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure (R,S,HD). 5/6. Dave Myers and Si King conclude their culinary journey around Japan, visiting Mount Fuji.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (S).

Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

7.30 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (S,HD). 6/8. See Choices Above.

7.05 Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year (R,S). 3/3. George Clarke and his fellow judges choose the winner. Last in the series.

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v India. Mark Nicholas presents action from the third day of the Fourth Test at Old Trafford as the five-match series continued.

7.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

8.00 The National Lottery: Break the Safe (S,HD). 5/7. Game show, hosted by Nick Knowles.

8.50 Casualty (S,HD). 46/48. A face from the past jeopardises Rita’s future, while Lofty and Cal use a bit of creative thinking to reunite a family.

8.00 Dad’s Army (R,S). Classic comedy with the Home Guard during the Second World War, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier, Ian Lavender and Clive Dunn.

8.30 Proms Extra 2014 (S,HD). 3/6.

See Choices Above.

8.30 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S). 1/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 Grand Designs (R,S,HD). 6/14.

See Choices Above.

8.00 World’s Worst Storms (R,S,HD). Documentary featuring footage of some of the world’s most extreme weather filmed by those who survived it, including Hurricane Sandy striking a small coastal town in New York.

9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys (R,S).

Comedy, starring Brendan O’Carroll as a doting motherof-six who constantly interferes in her children’s lives.

9.15 Melvyn Bragg’s Radical Lives (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. The broadcaster examines the life of 18th-century English radical Thomas Paine, whose works inspired the American and French revolutions.

9.35 Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (S,HD) (1977). See Choices Above. Continues after the News. ●●●●●

9.00 Immortals (S,HD) (2011). See Choices Above. ●●●

9.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 67/73.

Another chance to see the last regular Friday night eviction, revealing who has not made it through to the final week and how their departure has affected the others.

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6.30 Tumble. 1/6. New series.

Celebrity gymnastics contest, hosted by Alex Jones.

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10.10 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).

Followed by National Lottery Update.

10.30 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime (R,S). See Choices Above.

10.15 QI XL (R,S,HD). Extended edition of the comedy panel game, in which the questions are so difficult points are awarded for the answers host Stephen Fry finds most interesting.

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11.30 The Football League Show (S,HD). New series. Highlights of today’s Championship, League One and League Two fixtures.

11.00 Seraphim Falls (2006). An injured Union soldier flees through a mountain wilderness pursued by a vengeful Confederate officer. Western thriller, starring Pierce Brosnan and Liam Neeson. ●●●

11.15 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

11.35 Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (S,HD) (1977).

Concluded. ●●●●●

11.05 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (S,HD) (2008). A Victorian barber obsessed with revenge takes to murdering his clients. Musical horror, starring Johnny Depp. ●●●●

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Psych (HD). 10/10. Analysis of the housemates’ behaviour ahead of the final. Last in the series.

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12.50 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

12.55 BBC News (S,HD).

12.45 Film: Film TBA. 2.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.25 The Cube (R,S,HD). A firefighter and a competitive swimmer take part. 1.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside.

3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

1.00 The Last Leg (R,S). With Noel Fielding. 1.50 Utopia (R,S,HD). Jessica sets off to find her father. 2.50 Homeland (R,S,HD). Saul plots a counterstrike on the terrorists connected to the attack on Langley. 3.50 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Omnibus edition.

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Big Brother (R,S,HD).

Another chance to see the last regular Friday night eviction. 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Make It Big (R,S). 5.15 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.35 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

1.35 The Mag (R,S,HD). Essex Vicki check into Life’s Funnies Candid momen camera. 2.50 T Home shoppin Nightscreen ( information se

Saturday 9 Television Guide

10.00 Dangerous Dog Owners & Proud (R,S,HD). See Choices Above.

In your newspaper today Saturday’s paper contains a wealth of features, as well as extended news coverage from the region. Our bumper Westcountry Life section is packed with stories from all over the South West. Westcountry Homes, our property round-up of the best homes for sale across the region. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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Impressionist Jon Culshaw, TV and radio presenter Jenni Falconer and Dancing on Ice judge Jason Gardiner take turns on the token-pushing machine for charity. Ben Shephard hosts.

Thousands of illegal dangerous dogs are seized every year by the police, with hundreds being destroyed. This documentary meets people whose dogs are either illegal, trained to be vicious, or both, including a man who can make his red-nosed pit bull behave aggressively with a simple command.

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6.00 Kylie Minogue: The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 6.10 Emmerdale (S,HD). 9.15 Coronation Street (S,HD). 11.45 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 12.50 Film: Small Soldiers (S,HD) (1998). ●●● 3.00 Film: Scooby-Doo (S,HD) (2002).

Live-action comedy adventure. ●● 4.45 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

5.45 You’ve Been Framed Extreme! (R,S).

6.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 6.45 Charmed (R,S). 7.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

9.30 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 10.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

11.30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 12.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.30 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 4.30 TBA.

Sky1

The Holiday, 9pm

The 100, 8pm

6.45 Back to the Future (S,HD) (1985). A teenager travels back in time and gets stuck in the 1950s – where he has to make sure his parents fall in love. Sci-fi comedy adventure, with Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd.

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6.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 7/22. Jake rushes to collect enough evidence to keep a suspect in custody.

orms tary of some of treme those who g Hurricane all coastal 9.00 The Holiday (S,HD) (2006). Two single women from opposite sides of the Atlantic each find love after they swap houses over Christmas.

Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet.

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Luke Skywalker sets out to rescue a princess.

George Lucas’s sci-fi adventure, starring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher.

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6.10 I Dream of Jeannie. 7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 9.35 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.15 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.35 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3.15 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Foggy keeps the old tradition of having chimney sweeps at weddings alive.

Comedy, starring Brain Wilde.

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30 One2Eleven: Bacary Sagna and Christian Karembeu (HD).

6.45 One2Eleven: Jonas Gutierrez and Jack Wilshere (S,HD). 7.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 8.00 Ringside (HD). 9.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 9.30 Football Gold (S). 10.00 One2Eleven: Bacary Sagna and Christian Karembeu (HD). 10.15 One2Eleven: Jonas Gutierrez and Jack Wilshere (S,HD). 10.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 11.30 One2Eleven: Bacary Sagna and Christian Karembeu (HD). 11.45 One2Eleven: Jonas Gutierrez and Jack Wilshere (S,HD). 12.00 FL72 Live (HD). 2.30 Live Women’s Rugby Union World Cup (HD). 5.00 FL72 Live (HD).

I’m Alan Partridge, 9pm

Live Women’s Rugby, 7.30pm

6.20 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4/7. Del falls for a glamorous antiques dealer.

7.30 Live Women’s Rugby Union World Cup (HD).

Australia v France (Kickoff 7.45pm). All the action from the concluding Pool C fixture, held at the FFR Headquarters in Marcoussis, France.

7.30 The Simpsons (S,HD).

17/22. Homer wakes up to find he and the world around him are made of Lego.

8.00 The 100 (R,S,HD). 5/13.

Clarke’s romance with Finn is threatened by a new arrival. Meanwhile, Octavia is knocked out after a fall and wakes up to find a Grounder watching her.

8.00 Got to Dance Auditions (S,HD). 1/11.

New series. Davina McCall hosts the return of the dancing contest, kicking off with the auditions.

9.00 TBA.

9.00 A Touch of Cloth III: Too Cloth for Comfort (S,HD). 1/2. John Hannah returns in another twopart spoof crime thriller, which sees maverick detective Jack Cloth investigating his brother’s murder.

9.00 I’m Alan Partridge (S).

5/6. Alan meets his biggest fan.

9.40 Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge (S). 3/6. Guests include Europe’s sexiest dance act.

10.00 Psychobitches (HD).

1/2. Highlights from the sketch show, starring Rebecca Front.

10.30 TBA (S).

10.20 Saxondale (S). 5/7. An encounter with a squirrel leaves Tommy convinced he is out of shape, but ends up overexerting himself at the gym. Raymond’s love life takes a turn for the better.

10.00 Sky Sports News at Ten (HD). A round-up of the day’s sports news, featuring interviews and highlights.

11.00 Steve Coogan: Live ’n’ Lewd (S). A 1994 performance by the actor and comedian.

11.00 FL72 Highlights (HD).

Sheffield United v Bristol City.

11.30 FL72 Highlights (HD).

Ipswich Town v Fulham.

11.45 Billy Madison (S,HD) (1995). A lazy man has to retake 12 years of school before his father will leave him the family business. Comedy, with Adam Sandler. ●●●

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24. S 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/24. Sheldon becomes terrified of getting his hair cut.

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

7/23. A pair of filmmakers are killed.

1.35 The Magaluf Weekender (R,S,HD). Essex sisters Abby and Vicki check into the hotel. 2.25 Life’s Funniest Moments (R).

Candid moments captured on camera. 2.50 Teleshopping.

Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

12.00 Virtually Famous (R,S,HD).

12.45 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.15 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.45 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.15 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD).

2.45 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

3.15 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 3.45 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 4.15 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

12.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). The work of police officers in Cambridgeshire. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 2.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD).

4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD).

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7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/23.

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6.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (R,S,HD).

7.00 The F1 Show (HD). 8.00 Harrow: A Very British School (R,S,HD). 9.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 10.00 Got to Dance: The Warm-Up (R,S). 11.00 Hercules Special (R,S,HD). 11.15 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow (R,S). 11.30 Guardians of the Galaxy: Behind the Scenes (S). 12.00 WWE Superstars. 1.00 Planes: Fire & Rescue Special (S). 1.30 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Special (S). 2.00 Got to Dance: The Warm-Up (R,S). 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.00 Bite Size Brainiac (S). 5.05 Face 2 Face: Gary Oldman & Matt Reeves (S). 5.20 Film: Night at the Museum (S) (2006). ●●●

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Radio 1 5.00am Rob da Bank. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Huw Stephens. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny Howard. 7.00 MistaJam. 9.00 Charlie Sloth. 11.00 DJ Target. 1.00am Diplo and Friends. 3.00 Friction.

Radio 2 6.00am Anneka Rice. 8.00 Sounds of the 60s. 10.00 John Bishop.

1.00pm Pick of the Pops. 3.00 Dermot O’Leary. 6.00 Liza Tarbuck. 8.00 Ana Matronic. 9.00 The Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show. 10.00 Sounds of the 80s. Midnight Bob Harris Sunday. 3.00 Richard Allinson.

Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News.

9.03 Summer CD Review. 12.15pm Billy

– The Other Lloyd Webber. 1.00 News.

1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Sound of Cinema. 3.00 BBC Proms Saturday Matinee. 5.00 Jazz Record Requests. 6.00 Jazz Line-Up. 7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 10.00 Hear and Now. Midnight Geoffrey Smith’s Jazz. 1.00 Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 iPM. 6.00 News and Papers. 6.07 Open Country. 6.30 Farming Today This Week. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 Today. 9.00 Saturday Live. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special.

10.30 (FM) Meet the Wainwrights.

11.00 (FM) The Forum. 11.30 (FM) From Our Own Correspondent. Noon (FM)

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 8/8. The Trotters journey to Holland to dabble in the diamond import business – with old foe Inspector Slater hot on their trail.

Feature-length episode, guest starring Jim Broadbent.

12.25 Big Train (S). Comic sketches.

1.00 Big Train (S). Comic sketches.

1.30 I’m Alan Partridge (S). Alan meets his biggest fan. 2.00 Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge (S). Guests include Europe’s sexiest dance act.

2.30 Saxondale (S). Tommy goes to the gym. 3.00 Close

News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast.

12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. England v India 12.04 (FM) Bricks and Bubbles.

12.30 (FM) The Brig Society. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) News. 1.10 (FM) Any Questions? 2.00 (FM) Any Answers? 2.30 (FM) Saturday Drama: Victory. By Gwyneth Hughes 3.30 (FM) Transylvanian Blues: The Story of Muzsikas. 4.00 (FM) Weekend Woman’s Hour. 5.00 (FM) Saturday PM. 5.30 (FM) iPM. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Test Match Special. England v India 5.57 (FM) Weather. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.15 (FM) Loose Ends.

7.00 Profile. Jo Fidgen examines the motivation of a person making the

IMMORTALS 9pm, Channel 4

A man is chosen by the Greek gods to prevent a power-mad king from conquering the human and immortal worlds.

Mythological adventure, with Henry Cavill.

BBC3

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes (R,S).

Blunders in Hollywood films.

8.00 Top Gear (R,S).

A vehicle for elderly people is designed.

9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD).

The comedian’s perspective on the news.

9.30 Old School (S) (2003). Comedy, starring Luke Wilson and Will Ferrell. ●●● 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). With the guest voice of Ricky Gervais.

11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.45 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

12.05 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.30 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.55 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 1.15 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 1.40 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 2.00 People Just Do Nothing (R,S,HD). 2.30 People Just Do Nothing (R,S,HD). 3.00 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 3.30 TBA.

BBC4

7.00 Sounds of the 70s 2 Rock – The Boys Are Back in Town (R).

Featuring performances by Alice Cooper and AC/DC. 7.30 Eisteddfod 2014.

8.00 Human Planet (R,HD).

9.00 Inspector Montalbano (R).

A blind man dies in what appears to be an accident – but a subsequent death prompts Montalbano to investigate a seemingly charitable organisation.

10.45 Robert Plant @ Glastonbury (R,HD). The former Led Zeppelin frontman performs.

12.00 Robert Plant: By Myself (R). 1.00 Guitar Heroes at the BBC (R).

2.00 Human Planet (R,HD). 3.00 Pop! The Science of Bubbles (R).

One to watch

12.00 One2Eleven: Bacary Sagna and Christian Karembeu (HD). 12.15 One2Eleven: Jonas Gutierrez and Jack Wilshere (S,HD). 12.30 One2Eleven: Bacary Sagna and Christian Karembeu (HD). 12.45 One2Eleven: Jonas Gutierrez and Jack Wilshere (S,HD). 1.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.00 FL72 Highlights (HD).3.00 Premier League Years (S). 5.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

headlines 7.15 Saturday Review.

Presented by Tom Sutcliffe 8.00 Archive on 4: Riding into Town. Samira Ahmed investigates Britain’s relationship with tales of the American West 9.00 Classic Serial: Eugenie Grandet. By Honore de Balzac. Dramatised by Rose Tremain 10.00 News and Weather. 10.15 Inside the Ethics Committee. A discussion on whether smokers should receive oxygen therapy. Last in the series 11.00 Round Britain Quiz. Contestants from Northern Ireland and Wales compete 11.30 Poetry Postcards. Poetry from around the Commonwealth Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Sussex Scandals. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00

As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am 5 Live Science.

6.00 Saturday Breakfast. 9.00 TBA. 11.00 Heroes at War. Noon 5 Live Sport. 3.00 5 Live Sport: Championship Football 2014-15. 5.00 Sports Report.

6.06 6-0-6. 8.00 Saturday Edition.

10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Alan Titchmarsh. Noon Nicholas Owen. 3.00 Jamie Crick. 5.00 Saturday Night at the Movies. 7.00 Alex James’s Date Night. 9.00 The New Releases Show. 10.00 Smooth Classics.

1.00am Lucy Coward.

A Touch of Cloth (Sky 1, 9pm )

Things get personal, like dead-friendsand-family personal, in Charlie Brooker’s gloriously daft comedy.

It took DCI Jack Cloth (John Hannah) a while to come to terms with his wife’s murder - he barely remembers her name these days - and now he’s hit with the news that his brother, Terry (a bearded, bewigged Hannah), has been killed.

The pair weren’t close - in fact, they were estranged - but, you know, it still hurts.

At least the troubled detective can count on his formidable backup team to help apprehend the mystery killer, including number two DI Anne Oldman (Suranne Jones). Unfortunately Oldman, nursing a Cloth-inflicted broken heart, has suddenly developed a savage drinking problem.

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Cycle of life Phil Goodwin, father of James, four, is aiming for the Tour de France...eventually ast your mind back to those old comic film clips where a cigarchomping trainer cycles down the road, towing a puffing boxer behind, a rope tied around his midriff. Now reverse the roles, lose the tow rope and you have basically got me and the lad at the moment.

It’s all part of our new training regime. Of course, I wouldn’t dream of introducing him to the world of pugilism. He’s only four, and punches hard enough already, thanks very much.

No, this is all about the long road to Paris, the maillot jaune and victory on the ChampsÉlysées in, say 2024. Yes, I am talking the Tour de France. And in this case I am the coach, puffing hard without a cigar and hanging on to his seat as we lap the streets of Exeter.

I need to explain. Readers who picked up the very first copy of West back in June, may recall my frustrated attempts to recruit young James to the football-supporting ranks and share in my boyhood love of Liverpool FC. Sadly, the World Cup has done little to boost his lack of enthusiasm for the ‘beautiful game’.

In a damning indictment of the penalty box theatrics of modern football, he seems to think the object of the game is simply to fall over in a comic fashion.

Even I have to admit: when you watch one or two players these days you do wonder if perhaps he is not that wide of the mark.

Of course, like most sport-mad blokes, I refuse to be limited in my affections. I am also a road cyclist and cycling fan. Or bore, as friends and family will say. Given the crowds in Yorkshire this year following the recent swashbuckling exploits of Mark Cavendish and Sir Bradley Wiggins, there are more of us about than

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you might think. I won’t deny it. I do get excited when the main bunch of riders - the peloton snakes and winds its way to the Alpine peaks and Pyrenean summits.

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The guiding hand on his bike is now banished. “Let me go, Daddy,” he barked at me the other day

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I haven’t forced the boy to watch it, but he is a keen rider himself and has been taking an interest. It’s a race, right? He gets it. So, I told him how the leader rides in yellow, all about the different jerseys and how tough these guys are. Just casually, you know. Sowing the seed.

A few days later, half way through the Tour, my wife comes back from dropping him off at pre-school one morning and tells me James had confessed his new-found ambition.

“He just told me wants to ride a bike, like they do on the television,” she confided, clutching his helmet, which is emblazoned with racing cars. “Please, anything but football,” she is thinking.

“No problem,” I said. “I don’t think they start until about eight years old, though.”

Now, I am by no means what you might call a pushy dad. And I don’t seriously expect the kid to make it in sport. But ability alone means nothing without backing. Ask any successful footballer’s dad how many miles he has driven up and down the country to trial matches.

So off we go for our usual ride, still with the stabilisers on the back, but now with a fresh purpose. The guiding hand I once used to help push him up hills is now banished.

“Let me go, Daddy,” he barked at me the other day, as we climbed the steep incline from the front door to the main road.

And let me tell you, on the flat, this boy has really got some power. Ringing his bell, he speeds up quickly around Exeter city’s flat and bike-friendly centre and I am forced to pick up the pace. By the time we are half way down the High Street, I break into a jog. As we navigate the low tunnel and emerge into the cobbles of Cathedral Green, I am running full pelt and still losing touch.

Allez Allez! Paris here we come!

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