West Magazine June 22nd

model, surfer, mum Cornwall’s Emma Adams juggles it all

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Bar A pub with various great spaces that you can sit and enjoy a pint and a packet of crisps or a have a fantastic meal and superb wines. You can choose to sit by the fire in Winter and while away the time reading the papers or playing with some of the numerous board games that they have or sit in the garden in the warmer months enjoying the sun Traditional, Quality and Value are key words in every aspect of our business, and we and our team believe in going the extra mile every time.

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Inside this week...

4 WEST IN PICTURES

22 WELLBEING & BEAUTY

From steam rallies to pirates

Win a £45 skincare hamper

5 TALKING POINTS

24 FESTIVAL FASHION

Ice cream, hairdressers and more

Get set for Glastonbury

6 THE WISH LIST

26 RESTAURANT REVIEW

See, do and buy this week

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Heavenly food in East Devon

28 INGREDIENT OF THE WEEK

SURFER GIRL Cornish queen of the waves

Tim Maddams picks elderflower

14 KINKY KIT

29 TODAY’S WORLD

The foxy fashion made in Plymouth

18 GARDENING

Kids, computers... confused?

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TV GUIDE

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MAN & BOY

Anne Swithinbank’s Devon plot

21 MODERN MANORS Meet our sparky new columnist

Seven days of what to watch Wise words on the back page

14 MEET THE TEAM Becky Sheaves, Editor

Gillian Molesworth

Kathryn Clarke-McLeod

Catherine Barnes

Phil Goodwin

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Sing along: Ellie Goulding performs at the Eden Project on July 8

Steaming: St Merryn’s annual rally of retro and steam-powered vehicles takes place this weekend in north Cornwall

in pictures Bear care: It’s Cornwall’s annual Summer Bear Fair this weekend in Lostwithiel Community Centre

Classic: Spot cars, antiques and fashion today at the Crikey It’s Vintage fair at Killerton, near Exeter

En garde! The entertainment team at Crealy Adventure Park are getting ready for some summer fun

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talking points Ice Cream Want a 99 with that? Gelato supremo Ross Symons reveals the weirdest cornets to have come out of his ice cream parlour, Studio 54 in Plymouth’s Barbican

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Horseradish Green thai curry Marzipan Hot scorpion chilli Plymouth sloe gin and mixed fruit Pumpkin pie Turkish delight Peanut butter and strawberry jam 9 Mince pie 10 Lavender and honey

Anthems Get in the World Cup spirit Pepsi have released an 11 track album entitled Pepsi Beats of the Beautiful Game. Tracks include:

1 Janelle Monae Heroes

2 Kelly Rowland - The Game

3 Rita Ora - I Will Never Let You Down (Switch Remix)

4 Santigold - Kicking Down Doors

5 T imbaland staring Rachel Assil - Whoever We Are

6 P earls Negras - Guerreira 7 Hassan el Shafei - Ahlam Men Gedial

8 Jetta - Crescendo

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Hairdressers Just for pun: The Westcountry’s cheesiest hair salon names

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Ahead of Time, Devonport Colorseum, Bideford Hairazors, Teignmouth Hairotika, Tiverton Marsh Hair, Exeter Eclipz, Newton Abbot Crops & Bobbers, St Austell 8 Heads or Tales, Liskeard 9 Hair Port, Plymouth 10 Chop and Change, Yeovil

10 things to make you smile this week 1 School exams are over no more swotting for your grumpy teens

2 Anchors aweigh Get boaty at Saltash Regatta, on the water this weekend

3 Village cricket the green is filled with flannelled folk aged seven to 70

4 Haymaking the beginning of the end for hay fever, plus an excuse for cider

5 Salads picked straight from the veggie patch

6 Long summer evenings and you can walk the dog after dinner

7 Pimms say no more 8 Barbecues now’s the time and they are already reduced in the sales

9 P ost Office holiday insurance so much easier than online

10 Strawberries at their best now. Try a dusting of white pepper to bring out the taste

Story of my life... “

want to ask you guys something,” I said to my kids in the car (all our deepest conversations happen in the car). “I’ve been offered a new job with The Western Morning News. It would be full time, which I haven’t done in a while. What do you think?”

There was a moment’s silence.

“I think you should do it,” said Sophie, 11.

“Me too,” said Freddy, nine.

“That’s interesting,” I said.

“You know I haven’t worked I actually doing here? My role full time because I wanted to be is increasingly taken over by around for you guys. If I work full teachers and sports coaches. time, I’ll be away more. Does that Does it matter who drives them bother you?” around? I’m often grouchy – they Another moment’s thought. would probably prefer a cheery “Nah,” they said. babysitter.

“If you worked more we could I chose to leave full-time work have more money,” said Sophie. for my children, but I can’t hon“That’s true,” I said. estly say they are any better off “Yeah, and it’s more interestthan the other family models I see ing to tell people that you are like, around me: ones with nannies or an important person at the paper, after school care. rather than a mum who writes No model is perfect, but honsometimes,” added estly, I think all Freddy. these children “Okay,” I said. are going to do I chose to leave That discussion just fine. full-time work for was a lot less trauWhat makes my children, but matic than the one a good parent I’d been having in anyway?

You I can’t honestly my head. have to meet kids’ say they are any Truth be told I’ve logistical needs, hit a bit of a midlife like food and sleep better off than crisis with parenting. and exercise. You the other famThey don’t need me should stay tuned ily models I see so much. These days to their lives, and I don’t have to kiss a notice things like around me scraped knee, or help schoolwork and put on shoes, or sing friends and when “Twinkle twinkle little star”. they’ve outgrown their jumpers.

My role now (shared by my That’s not all there is, though. lovely husband James) seems to Kids need role models too – espebe monitoring the use of eleccially our daughters. Feminists tronic devices, producing food, like Betty Friedan fought hard to breaking up quarrels, driving, get career women where we are and enforcing bedtime. today. We should seize the baton I’m busy – I’ve been working and pass it along. part time as well as lots of volSo here I am, working full-time unteer work – but I’ll admit to for the Western Morning News’ feeling a bit of the housewife first ever Sunday magazine, of ennui so eloquently described which I feel hugely lucky to be a

by Betty Friedan in The Femipart. Betty F, I salute you – and nine Mystique (1963). to all my family, many thanks for I find myself asking, what am your support.

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– and yes, Tom’s Diner will now be in your head all day. Catch a set of Suzanne Vega’s gentle but powerful acoustic pop at the Hall for Cornwall this weekend. Doo doot doo doo doot doo doo doo…

MAZEY DAYS this weekend is the climax of the Golowan (Cornish for midsummer) festival in Penzance. This year’s lineup includes the Golowan Band, Penglaz, Serpent Dances, the Quay Fair, and the Mock Mayor elections. Catch the papier mache and wicker floats parading all day Saturday, June 28, and bring cash to splash on the market stalls.

An evening of Timeless Music with Suzanne Vega, Saturday, June 28 at 7.30pm, £26-£28, www.hallforcornwall. co.uk, 01872 262466

See the week-long schedule on www.golowan.com

The wish List Top picks for spending your time and money this week

Sole funk ‘Tis the season for standing around in fields, whether it’s at festivals, fairs, or fetes. And let’s face it – it’s going to rain at some point. Funk up jeans or leggings with these paisley cowboy wellies with a 6cm Cuban-style heel. Floral Bliss Talolo cowboystyle wellies, £29.99, www.onestopfestival.com

Boutique of the Week Boutique 144, Kingsbridge, South Devon This chic boutique has been serving a “discerning clientele” (you’re in yachting country down there) for 20 years, and carry labels such as Joseph Ribkoff, Frank Lyman, Gold, and Michaela Louisa. Brilliant for a special piece, and a range of top-drawer casuals as well. 63 Fore Street, Kingsbridge 01548 852 064 or buy online at www.ladiesdesignerfashions.co.uk.

Got suggestions?

Email us your top Westcountry shops on westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk

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bright idea The Sat Turn is the latest design by BOEX, based in Porthlevan. These hand-turned wooden pendant lights are the last word in natural chic. £380 on www.boex.co.uk/shop

We love... the interesting clothes (in a good way) from the Masai Clothing Company, a Danish label “for the fashionconscious woman who prefers a relaxed and individual style”. This blue print handkerchiefhem dress looks great over white three quarter lengths, finished with a jacket and scarf. Several Westcountry stockists on www.masai.eu

Joules Watergate Bay official polo shirt, £55, www.watergatebay.co.uk/polo

PAGE TURNER Jill Mansell’s 25th novel, The Unpredictable Consequences Of Love, is set in the idyllic seaside town of St Carys in Cornwall. A female photographer has given up on true love – and hides a major secret from the man who falls for her.

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SHOW YOUR TEAM COLOURS at this year’s Polo on the Beach, July 5 and 6 at North Cornwall’s Watergate Bay. These classic fit collared Watergate Bay polo tees are the only thing to be seen in while sipping Veuve Cliquot, Old Sport.

at the Fowey Mussel and Beer Fest today, with a full day’s lineup including cooking demos, live music, children’s entertainment and high sea hi-jinks from the Pirates of St Piran. www.mussels.fowey.com

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There is only so long this ostrich can bury her head though, and Prada’s spring summer 2014 collection was just one of this season’s runway shows that had my black and white feathers more than a little ruffled. Bold prints, embellished rainbows, graphic devices and glowing technicolour dominated the SS14 scene.

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When it comes to this, there is good news and well, more good news. You can go for brush strokes, Pollock-esque splatters or hyper real cityscapes with geometric overlays. Even typography counts – slogan tees are big news all over again. The beauty of embracing this look is that it comes with a bit of a ‘just add water’ ease. Simply pour yourself into an eccentric print and you’re ready to go. You can pop on your plainest heels and the most minimal of accessories and head out the door feeling fierce.

More good news – the prints are also devilishly good at sending your least favourite body bits into the witness protection programme. The swirls, strokes and patterns distract even the most critical eye, and can be used in blocks to draw attention away from certain areas. If you’re the type that would prefer to dip a toe before your swan dive into the paint pots, think accessories.

A bold clutch will add personality to an outfit of simple jeans, white tee and wedges, while printed heels will take a lace shift from pretty to punchy.

As fashion goes, these prints are a democracy. They suit everyone. My only word of caution is for anyone who has dabbled in ombre hair or has coloured extensions and highlights a la Katy Perry, in which case the overall aesthetic might travel from visual symphony to commanding cacophony. Then again, I don’t suppose you dye your hair blue to fade into the background, so add in a clashing clutch and own it.

On the subject of owning it, the River Island dress I picked up in Princesshay (above) went into a league of its own when we paired it with a leather collarless jacket and T Bar Sandals. Which leads me to my favourite bit of good news about art prints. They look fabulous paired with black.

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mma Adams is slim and blonde, a talented surfer and international model. Not to mention mum of two gorgeous children with a world surfing star for a husband.

In her 20s, she was snapped up by clothing brand Fat Face to be their world-wide ambassador and model, jetting from her home in Newquay to beaches around the world for photoshoots and events.

Even today, aged 33 with two small children (Daisy, four and Milo, two) Emma’s career is “as busy as ever” with brands keen to ally themselves with her surfer-girl looks. Not to mention her recent memorable cameo part convincingly

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“It is actually astonishing that my modelling work has continued so long into my 30s,” says Emma, 33, with a big grin in the home she shares with husband Oli Adams, overlooking the clean sands and breaking waves of beautiful Crantock beach.

“In so many ways, I’m lucky I’ve based my career around surfing. If I was modelling in London, I would be competing now with girls half my age. Instead, I think the beach lifestyle and look is one that allows women to age, have

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children and still be a role model.”

Well, there is ageing and ageing. Emma certainly does not look her 33 years, thanks to a rigorous exercise regime and some unusual organic Westcountry beauty products (of which, more later). But there is no doubt that Emma’s healthy, glowing looks are a world away from the skinnychic, chain-smoking young models of the London fashion world.

Her story starts on the island of Jersey, where both her parents Sarah and Steve Skinner had raised a family of four children. Emma’s the oldest, then comes brother Ben (a professional surfer) and sisters Louise and Sophie, both now living near Emma in Newquay and full-time mums to young children.

The Skinners ran a pub with a micro-brewery on Jersey, but dad Steve had itchy feet: “He wanted to run a bigger brewery but the island is so small there wasn’t the scope to do anything on a larger scale,” Emma remembers. “So he and mum decided to head to the mainland.” Cornwall was chosen not only for its (indisputable) love of good beer but also for the fact that the county has superb surfing waves. “Dad is mad on surfing. We all are,” says Emma.

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my first boyfriend behind in Jersey,” she remembers. “There were a fair few tantrums along the way. But my parents knew exactly what they were doing and now I regard Cornwall as my home.”

Indeed, the county has been good to the Skinner family. Ben and Emma have both turned their surfing prowess into successful careers – Ben (also known as Skindog) is now 29 and number two longboard rider in the world, with ambitions to clinch the number one slot in the next year.

What is more, Skinners Brewery, based in Truro, has been a triumph, too, making award-winning cask ales and craft beers.

Once in Cornwall, surfing became far more important to Emma, she explains. “When we were on Jersey, it was just something we all did as a family at weekends, like going for a walk. I could take it or leave it.

“But when we moved to Newquay, I was surfing before school, after school, every day whenever I could.”

Emma left school after her GCSEs (“I did OK, but that sort of life just wasn’t for me.”) and then, remarkably, embarked on a most unusual career path at the age of 16. “I got together with a boyfriend who was 20, and we set up a business together, called Nineplus,” she remembers.

“My then boyfriend was a surfer on the world tour and I travelled with him. We bought skateboards, surfboards and fabrics in California and imported them to the UK, making the fabrics into Hawaiian shirts. We had a shop in Truro for a while, too. But when he and I split up in 2003, it became difficult to run the business together so we parted ways.”

Looking back, it now strikes Emma as “amazing” that her parents allowed her to leave school and go off roaming the world. “Now that I have kids myself, I do think, wow, that was very young,” she admits.

“But it just goes to show how great my parents are to give me that freedom and trust. I think the fact that I was actually doing something positive – making a business work – reassured them.

We’re a very entrepreneurial family and not very into academic qualifications. They could see what I was trying to do and were proud of me.

“One of the fantastic things about that whole experience for me was that I got the chance to travel to some of the world’s best surf spots such as Hawaii. My surfing came on hugely.”

When Emma and her then boyfriend broke up, she admits to feeling: “a bit lost and unsure what to do,” aged 22. “I entered some surfing contests but, to be honest, I didn’t do very well at them.

It was just something I felt I ought to be doing.

Surfing is my hobby, my way of life. That didn’t translate well for me into trying to show off my best moves in a certain allocated time.”

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But Emma’s life was about to change dramatically, thanks to a chance meeting on a beach one day. “At a surf contest one day, I got talking to the marketing manager from Fat Face, who said they were looking for someone who could surf to be the face of their brand. It was sheer luck, really.”

For six years, Emma was the international brand and ambassador for the Fat Face clothing range. “I opened stores and went to events. Best of all I travelled about six times a year to surf beaches all over the world for photo shoots – California, Sri Lanka, Thailand.”

It was during this time that Emma met her husband Oli Adams, then competing on the world surfing tour. “I’d known him slightly for years, as he was based in Cornwall. But my brother introduced us properly and within three months we were engaged,” she remembers.

Theirs was an almost impossibly glamoroussounding proposal: “Soon after we’d got together, I was in the Maldives for a photoshoot and Oli just happened to be there for a surf contest. We spent every spare minute together and in the end he got down on one knee and proposed to me.”

The initial plan was to marry straight away in 2008 but back at home there were difficulties.

“My parents were getting divorced and it just wasn’t the right time for a big family wedding,” says Emma. “So we decided to have a baby first and get married afterwards.”

Diplomatically, Emma says she and her siblings have managed to “steer a pretty steady path” between her now-parted parents, who both still live in Newquay. “It was hard, especially as Dad had left Mum for someone else, not to take sides with mum as the injured party. But I think we’ve all managed to stay grown-up and civilised.”

So it was that Oli and Emma got married at Oli’s father’s home in Bath in 2010, with baby Daisy along too. Next came Milo, now a toddler of two and a half, and a slightly different, but nonetheless absorbing, career path is evolving for both Oli and Emma.

These days Oli has stopped competing as a surfer. Instead, he earns sponsorship (and acclaim) from riding waves exhibition-style, then making films of his exploits. “He is still away at least a week a month, but at least he can control the travelling a bit more than going from contest to contest,” says Emma. “So his career is more family friendly. Having said that, he will just spot a big swell coming into, say, Ireland and take off to ride the waves there on the spur of the moment. We are lucky to have a close and supportive family all nearby to help with childcare.”

When the children were very small, Emma focussed on working with Oli on his film-making, social media and travel arrangements. “It is a business, that is for sure. There is a lot more to it than just the actual surfing,” she explains.

But in the past six months or so, Emma’s own modelling and film work has taken off again, much to her delight seeing her as the face (and figure) of brands as diverse as Roos Beach clothing and Get Fruity cereal bars. “I’m really surprised and absolutely wasn’t expecting it. I’m now as busy as I ever was before the kids came along, which is lovely.”

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People Indeed, the scene in which Emma, in Victorian dress, is set upon and drowned, was highly memorable. In many ways it was the pivotal scene of the show as her pleas for help turned to growing horror at the realisation that she was wading into a trap, rather than a rescue.

Film work is something that both Oli and Emma are working on increasingly these days. They are working on a documentary made of Oli’s search for new waves. “It used to be that surfing films were always about hot weather locations such as Australia or Indonesia,” says Emma. “But today there is a lot of interest in cold water surfing. Oli’s finding waves in Northern Europe that have never been ridden by any surfer before.” made all about it, which is really exciting.”

In the meantime, there is a new generation of this Cornish surfing dynasty on the way. “Daisy caught her first wave with Oli just recently,” says Emma. “I hope she and Milo love surfing as much as we do. Because for us it has been, and continues to be, the core of our lives. Surfing is everything – it is why we do what we do.”

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The long and the short Like all her family, Emma Adams is a longboarder. This means, she explains, they ride surfboards that are several feet longer than the more everyday norm. “Longboards give a more graceful, laid-back surfing style. It’s beautiful, and very soulful” she says.

Short board riding – which has come to predominate in the competitive surfing world – is, Emma says: “more aggressive, more progressive. Which is not to denigrate that style whatsoever. After all, my husband is a shortboard rider.”

Emma’s surfing vibe, then, is relaxed and friendly – rather like her: “I like to go out on the water with my sisters and have a good old chinwag and catch-up sitting on our boards between waves.”

She confesses to “not really bothering” about getting in shape between the arrivals of Daisy and Milo, but did put the hours in after Milo. “I knew we weren’t planning on having any more babies, so I decided to see if I could get my body back. I didn’t know if it would work but thankfully it did.

I’ve always surfed and of course that is good exercise, but I also took up running and that’s where I really feel the burn – it’s hard, a challenge.”

She recently completed a 12 kilometre commando challenge style race “through mud, constantly!” for charity with five female friends.

Emma also attributes her youthful appearance to using beauty treatments from the Cornish company Spiezia Organics, run by local beauty expert Amanda Burton and based in Truro.

“They are unusual products, in that they are oily and can seem quite different and strange to use at first,” Emma explains. “But they really do work. They are made with all sorts of flower extracts. I put their intensive moisturiser on at night and I just go to bed thinking; ‘aaah’. I first got into Spiezia because I suffered from eczema and these products completely sorted my skin out. When I’m surfing a lot and my hair gets salty and dry, I even put their moisturiser through the ends – it is really great as a conditioner.”

As well as various modelling jobs, Emma – along with, she explains, half the surfers and lifeguards of Cornwall – was recently recruited to appear in the BBC’s Jamaica Inn series, which aired earlier this year.

“I was a woman who came ashore from a shipwreck and was forcibly drowned by the wreckers,” she says. “It was really interesting but pretty hard work, and a bit scary, actually.”

Indeed, the shoot sounds completely grim – four days in the surf at Holywell Bay near Newquay in late October last year. “We were given special skin-coloured wetsuits but they only covered your body, not arms or legs, and they were very thin and didn’t fit well, so we were freezing.

“The wreckers tried force the lead character Mary to drown me. But she refused to do it, so her uncle drowned me instead.

“It was all done with counting, so I knew how long I’d be held under the water. But it was a bizarre experience.”

Pro surfer Oli Adams, above, is Emma’s husband. Her latest ad campaign. right, is for cereal bar firm Get Fruity

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teve Beech started out catering for, shall we say, rather specialist tastes. But today his company Westward Bound is all about upmarket and naughty-but-pricey fun. Once a purveyor of hardcore fetish wear (and owner of a dungeon: more on that later) today the fashionistas among us might spot a synergy between this Plymouth-based company and luxury names such as lingerie’s Agent Provocateur and classy erotica emporium Coco de Mer. Others will just look on in amazement at Steve’ s still-daring designs.

“We are working with photographers around the globe and have become known as a fashion brand,” Steve says.

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I’m already heavy breathing by the time Steve greets me in the label’s Plymouth studio. But this is not method-journalism at play. it is because the company’s admin space is located on the umpteenth floor of an old Victorian building in Plymouth that just seems to go onwards and upwards for ever. Laboured breaths and flushed cheeks hardly faze this quiet, mild-mannered man, though. Steve, 53, was barely out of his

‘You do need to be seen as a bit dangerous and keep the rock’n’roll flavour’ teens when he established his first fetish club – a spin-off of the London punk scene he was part of from the start. Having said that, even he has his limits.

“A customer sent me a photo recently of her in her cat suit, which was really good of her. Then she started sending other photos,” he laughs, “and I thought, okaaay, there is a thing as too much detail. But most of our customers are very sweet.”

Westward Bound’s workspace is an odd mix of the boudoir and the bicycle repair shop. In the workrooms, staff are dressed-down casual in jeans; cutting out rubber panties and carefully gluing seams in balconette bras. The business has a team of 16, nearly all female and of whom a loyally dedicated number are, says Steve, “beyond retirement age”. Rows and rows of brown paper patterns hang in serried ranks, waiting to be used. They are among the 2,000 garments which have been designed and cut by his wife Sarah since the business began. Besides its off-the-peg and ready to next-day-deliver numbers, she also designs customised, bespoke and limited edition numbers for many customers, with sizes ranging from six to 26. Yes – really – 26.

“Is size 26 big?” Not if you’re a size 28,” Steve

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counters. “And latex pulls you in.”

Festooning the walls are portraits of frocks and corsets, worn by some of the world’s top fetish models with to-die-for curves and foxy names such as Lizzy Meow, Jade Vixen Comtesse Lea and Romanie Smith. Despite the sauce, there is a girl-friendly appeal to the Westward Bound look. It’s a reflection of the way the label now appeals to increasing numbers of today’s women, who find burlesque a tease.

“After all, there’s an estate agent and tattoo parlour in every town now,” says Steve, who was brought up in Islington, North London.

He explains that his parents encouraged him to believe that people are totally equal, regardless of sex or race. So Steve was drawn to interesting and creative people from a young age.

When the punk explosion happened “like gold dust” he was in the thick of it.

A number of friends and peers from that time went on to become huge chart stars, including Depeche Mode’s Martin Gore, Spandau Ballet, Boy George and Adam and the Ants.

“It was very arty and I liked the ethos,” he says. “It was all about dressing up and having fun. I used to hang out with the whole Vivienne Westwood entourage and they were very friendly, all very engaging people. But I began to find it a bit pretentious and went from there into the S&M scene.”

Steve evolved club nights where punks and New Romantics rubbed shoulders with oldtimers he fondly describes as “the old pervs” – people who had been into rubberwear and leather for decades.

“It took us in a different direction,” says Steve.

“I found these people fascinating.”

Proving that Samuel Johnson was talking out of his tricorn when he said that a man who is tired of London is tired of life, Steve escaped to the country in 1993 after running his festish nights in the capital for a decade. He established what he describes as a ‘dungeon B&B’ in – of all places – Launceston; a one-bedroom affair with

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an ‘incredible fireplace’ and – Steve’s innovation – a 20 by 25ft dungeon room.

“It was all marketed to women. If a woman is comfortable doing something, then everything else follows,” says Steve.

The business really took off when a national newspaper ran an expose on it. Far from the local outcry he’d anticipated, “people liked us, they were accepting,” Steve remembers.

“They were knocking on our door saying you’ve put Launceston on the map. Gerald Scarfe popped down for a TV series and it was seen by five and a half million people.”

Around this time, Steve established a mail order business, originally located on Plymouth’s Barbican, which he describes as an Aladdin’s cave of bondage gear and high heeled boots. “We were helped so much with our marketing by Plymouth City Council when they decided we were a sex shop and tried to close us down,” he laughs.

“We stood our ground and had so many people coming in as a result.”

The business later relocated to its current premises on the city’s North Hill and closed the shop only last year, to focus on the global mail order business, www.westwardbound.com. The global recession which hit in 2008 has proved a turning point for Westward Bound. The firm switched refined its focus to concentrate solely upon hand-making high-end garments, which cost between £200 and £300.

“When the banks collapsed, a lot of people in this business started selling their products really cheaply. But we went the other way,” says Steve.

“We’ve gone back to making something that will last a few years, although it will cost more.

If we design a pattern cut, we may only ever sell 18 or 20 of that design. It’s labour-intensive.”

Attention to detail is a priority. During my visit, a frock just about to be shipped is found to have a microscopic scratch. Work is soon underway on the commission afresh for dispatch.

Excitingly for the label, singer Sinéad O’Connor looks assertive and striking in a Westward Bound Bordelle-L’Amour dress on the cover of her new album, I’m Not Bossy, I’m the Boss. Due for release in August, the title was inspired by Facebook executive Sheryl Sandberg’s “Ban Bossy” campaign against negative labels which can hamper young women from pursuing leadership roles.

“It’s an honour to join Sinéad, in a visual sense, in such a powerful statement,” says Steve.

“I’m a little bit chuffed with this.”

Left-wing as he is, Steve was also hugely amused when Nottingham student Lysa Wade rocked up to the Tory party conference last September, hitting headlines in a figure-hugging Union Jack dress from Westward Bound. “We have not become part of the mainstream, but the way we work has,” says Steve.

“We keep testing things from time to time.

You need to be a bit dangerous and keep the rock’n’roll flavour in what you do, so you don’t become too institutionalised. I loved the music scene when I was younger but I wouldn’t have wanted to have been in a band – you’d have to play the same song over and over again.”

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Meet Anne Swithinbank, panellist on Radio 4’s Gardener’s Question Time, owner of a two acre garden in Devon, and our new resident expert s gardening writer for this brand new magazine, I feel I should roll out some credentials, starting with my own plot. When we moved to the Westcountry 15 years ago, my husband and I didn’t have much time for house hunting and failed to find the small walled garden of my dreams. This would have captured lots of sunshine, had a dipping pond in the middle and the walls would have kept out deer and rabbits.

Instead, I said ‘That will do’ to nearly two acres of mainly north-facing slope, straddling the ridge of a hill on clay with flints. We can see the sea in the distance at Seaton in east Devon, so the garden is windy and the semi-rural location means we’re regularly visited by rabbits, deer, squirrel and badgers.

Nothing about the plot, pictured left, is square or level but like many gardens in the South West, it sits well in the countryside and has fabulous views. Naturally I love it, both because it is a haven for wildlife and the more problems I’m forced to solve, the more answers I can readily produce as one of the panellists on Radio 4’s Gardeners’ Question Time. Appearing on the show, we panellists have no prior knowledge of the questions and very little time in which to think. So it helps if you’ve had to defeat lupin aphid, struggle with asparagus, choose fragrant roses and find plants to cope with wind, wet or dry shade at home. Even though I don’t need to, I grow veg in pots on the patio just to learn from the process (and because it’s fun).

So my garden is like a giant outdoor workshop where ideas like lasagne mulching and making worm compost are tried out and different plants grown including a wide range of fruit and veg. It has never been open to visitors, because we look after it ourselves with no help. Parts of it can

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look lovely but never the whole thing at once.

“Growing five well instead of ten badly,” is my favourite mantra, as quoted to me by my fellow Gardeners’ Question Time panellist Bob Flowerdew. I mutter it to myself while deciding that just a couple more varieties of heritage tomatoes wouldn’t hurt. Or starting a collection of succulent stapeliads on my bedroom windowsill. I may come to regret this as their incredible, tapestrylike flowers smell like rotting meat to attract flies for pollination.

For me, the best thing about having a garden is wandering around seeing which flowers have opened and observing the wildlife. I’ll even put globs of pond slime under the microscope to watch playful rotifers. The excitement of seeing seeds germinate never goes away and eventually, a plot fills with memories. That’s the iris bought on a visit to Forde Abbey, there’s the lily of the valley from Auntie Edna’s old garden and here’s the snake bark maple grown from seed.

The trick is to have something to look forward to every month of the year and make the garden you want to see. And how did we solve the deer problem? The scarecrows hung with sweaty t-shirts and bags of human hair were a little eccentric and worked for a while but we now spray treasured plants regularly with a deterrent called Grazers, which keeps both deer and rabbits at bay.

Next week, if I can’t have a walled garden I will visit one. I’m off to the walled kitchen garden at Knightshayes Court near Tiverton to find out all the tricks of growing against walls.

Please tell me what you love about your gardens, or share information about special places you’ve visited. I’ll be answering questions on the page every week, so if there are problems out there in your garden, do write in and ask, though I can’t promise to answer all of them. You can contact me on westmag@westernmorningnews. co.uk or by Twitter on @WMNWest

Question time with Anne Q

My broad bean and pea plants have notches missing all around the edges of their leaves.

What’s the cause and should I be doing anything to stop it?

You hardly ever see the tiny 4mm long culprits (well, I never have), which are pea and bean weevils resembling small beetles. Their larvae inhabit the soil, where they feed on the nitrogen fixing nodules on the roots of leguminous plants, while adults nibble round the edges of the foliage during spring and summer. Fortunately the damage is not usually severe enough to prevent the crops from doing well, though they are responsible form transmitting viruses.

If you feel young plants are being seriously hampered, treat them to a mulch of well rotted compost along either side of the row.

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I’ve grown a bird of paradise plant from seed planted six years ago but have yet to see a flower. Will it ever bloom?

Strelitzias have vigorous, fleshy root systems and can do with potting on to a larger pot every year in spring while growing on to reach flowering size. You could do this now, for instance choosing a pot measuring 45cm/18in across the top if your plant was previously in a 30cm/12in pot. Use a compost of 50:50 soilless multipurpose and John Innes no 2 mixed well. After six weeks, feed every couple of weeks using a well-balanced liquid fertilizer such as Chempak 3. Only when it reaches a good size will your plant bloom and then you can leave it in that pot until it becomes too pot-bound and needs to be divided and repotted again.

This week’s to-do list Anne’s advice for your garden

•R eturn to areas you’ve weeded to remove ground elder and bindweed, because small shoots will be sprouting and half an hour now will save three hours in a month’s time.

•S ow swiss chard, radish, lettuce, kohl rabi, beetroot, spinach and French beans. If soil is dry, soak drills first, let them drain and

then sow seed. I always raise lettuce and French beans in pots or modules first.

•P lant out all the winter brassicas such as cauliflowers, purple sprouting broccoli, Brussels sprouts, winter cabbage and kales. They like good, firm soil and most need spacing 60cm/24in apart.

Protect soft fruit from birds Otherwise they will eat everything when it is slightly under-ripe and you’ll never have the pleasure of eating fully ripened gooseberries, black currants, raspberries or loganberries. I drape enviromesh over individual bushes and secure it with clothes pegs as birds are easily caught in netting. When we’ve eaten enough, I remove the mesh and let the birds finish off.

Sow Biennials such as foxgloves, forget me nots, sweet williams, sweet rocket and clary sage to plant out in September and see them flower next year.

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Interiors B&Q’s Janeiro range is bright, bold and bang on budget. Table, £99 and chair £25. (www.diy.co.uk)

These beauties from the Gloster Dansk collection mimic organic shapes in teak and white synthetic leather. Lounge Chair £1249 and Dansk Coffee Table £999 (www.gloster.co.uk)

How to:

sun traps Our outside space is often neglected for more than half the year. So when the first sunny Saturday catches us unawares we feel a desperate urgency to transform it from shrub cemetery to sanctuary, all in time for Sunday. f time is on your side, you could copy Rebecca Sutton, who bought Churchways Cottage in Slapton, South Devon, ten years ago. It’s a gorgeous country property complete with French doors leading out onto what was, back then, a rather narrow patio. “You could just about get a table and chairs in, but the outside space deserved so much more,” she remembers.

Then, last year, Rebecca’s neighbours had renovation work done that involved knocking down a single story extension. The result – a ready supply of local stone. “I simply asked the builder if he had any plans for it, and when he said no, asked to have it.” So, with the help of her two teenage children and a wheelbarrow, it was all moved into her garden. “My son was a dab hand behind the wheel of the digger that we hired and a friend who enjoys building used the stone to build a retaining wall around the new space,” she remembers.

Steps now link this sunny retreat to the rest of the garden, and Rebecca has planted lavender and aubrietia above the stone wall. “Doing it myself and sourcing the stone for free saved me thousands,” says Rebecca. “The main expense was hiring the digger at weekends which cost about £50 a time.” The project took three months of weekends to achieve, and the result is the perfect sun trap for summer barbecues.

Churchways is is currently on the market for £550,000 with Marchand Petit. Call 01548 857 588 or visit www. marchandpetit.co.uk.

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Kishanda Fulford survives an arboreal disaster in her stately home new man from supermarket deliveries asked me, having never seen our house before, ‘What would you call this? Is it a stately?’ I suppose it is.

I live in an ancient house that was, in parts, built in Norman times. We are used to people staring at our home but for those of us who live here, our joy comes from the view out of the windows. The vista over the idyllic parkland and lake had scarcely changed for centuries, until one wet afternoon earlier this year.

I was in my bedroom, putting away yet another heap of laundry, when I heard the most almighty roll of thunder. It flashed through my mind that the atmosphere was not ripe for rolls of thunder and lightning and I was rather afraid as I went to the window. Imagine my dismay as I looked out and saw the pride of our garden was no more: there on the ground was our great Lebanon cedar. I bolted downstairs and called out: ‘The cedar is down’. The family, who were enjoying a Sunday afternoon in front of a St Trinian’s film, rushed to the window and there was a silence.

Eventually, alarmed at the possibility some cows may have been sheltering under the tree in the persistent rain we ran across the park to find, mercifully, that there were no black and white legs sticking up through the branches. In fact, the cows were all together, some way back from the fallen tree with their mouths hanging open in surprise. They were motionless for some time, as were we, thankful that no one had been injured.

A few years ago, I walked across the parkland here in deep snow one night. The shadows cast by this great tree in the strong moonlight were almost magical in the silence. But around me, it sounded as if shotguns were randomly being fired. I knew it was trees coming down as they could no longer bear the weight of the thick snow. We feared for the

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cedar, as the snow settled on its branches until no green could be seen. It survived that hard winter four years ago and yet it was now on the floor.

We gingerly climbed up onto the shattered boughs and we were almost overcome by the pungent smell of cedarwood. It was apparent that the tree had simply split in two. It was strange to stand on branches that only minutes earlier had been more than a hundred feet above the ground.

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We ran across the park to find, mercifully, that there were no black and white legs sticking up through the branches Francis, my husband, tried to be philosophical – it was nature, he said. The tree though, had been planted by his ancestor in 1805, the year of the Battle of Trafalgar. It had been admired, not only by generations of Fulfords, but by visitors too, who waxed lyrical about its perfect symmetry. As we trod on the mighty debris, Arthur, my eldest son, who is 21, said he was just glad the tree had stood in its prime during his lifetime.

My second son, Humphrey, 19, commented, “It is as if part of Fulford has gone.” Visitors to the house now, while understanding that it is quite sad when a masterpiece of nature falls back to the earth, would perhaps think Hum-

phrey’s remark a little dramatic. But for us, the tree was part of the house. Edmund, my youngest son, now 18, whose bedroom window perfectly framed the perfect tree, asked his father, with his natural optimism: “Where’s the next one?”

Fortunately Francis has indeed planted a Lebanon cedar about fifteen years ago just behind the old deceased one. The tree is now about as high in feet as Francis is old in years.

While pining for our lost tree, I find myself rather wishing that another huge cedar, which was planted at the same time, had fallen instead. This tree sheds gloom across my flower beds behind the house. A stray bomb, which landed in the local village during the war, took out the wall around him but the tree does not bear a scratch from this event. So too does a fearful willow planted in the wrong place by mother-inlaw - if only that had come down by itself.

It now remains for my daughter, Matilda, Arthur’s twin, who is away at university, to see the mess in the park on her return. Maybe though, by then, the tree will have been carefully chopped into great table tops, linings for yachts and panelled rooms. I am going to have beautiful bowls made from the wood for all the children.

So, do I live in a ‘stately’? Yes. Is it less stately now because the tree has gone? To us, yes. But hope rests on the baby cedar.

Kishanda Fulford lives in Great Fulford, Dunsford, Devon. The house dates back to Norman times and has been continuously occupied by the Fulford family for more than 800 years.

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Wellbeing

MAIN PICTURE: ANTHONY DEVLIN/PA WIRE

Get the natural look After decades of our teeth being the butt of their jokes, our American friends are now laughing on the other side of their faces. Smile!

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tooth tissue to provide space to fit veneers. It often results in an ear to ear, ‘refrigerator’ smile – white blocks of porcelain that bear little resemblance to natural healthy teeth .”

But dentists in the UK and Europe have been

All these procedures are non-destructive, reversible, safe and painless quietly going about perfecting subtler cosmetic treatments. Procedures such as braces discreetly fitted behind the teeth will gradually make them-

straighter, while retaining some of the character that makes them – and you – unique.

Paddy says it is good news for a more natural and genuine beauty: “Things have well and truly changed for the better,” he says.

“Many celebrities over here have had their natural smiles enhanced using ‘invisible’ orthodontic straightening, whitening, or bonding with white fillings. All these procedures are safe and painless.

In fact, American dentists are now copying their European counterparts in a quest for that beautiful elusive natural smile, with the lovely, but not over-perfect, teeth of the Duchess of Cambridge as their inspiration.

Indeed, says Paddy: “Kate was rumoured to have improved hers in this way before her wedding.”

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THE KEEP FIT COLUMN WHERE YOU DO THE WORK:

this week: CAVING

Sue Miller, 27, from Tavistock is a mum of three and Akela of a local cub pack, who also works as a runner at rock festivals and stage events. She recently gave caving a go at Pridhamsleigh Cavern near Ashburton.

Caving worked parts of my body I didn’t know I had – and bits I wished I didn’t. It made me realise just how unfit I was and gave me the kick I really needed. I’ve already lost a stone since this picture was taken a few weeks ago.

Now, I’m walking whenever I can and have a brilliant seven minute workout app that I do twice a day.

I’ve gone completely cold turkey on biscuits, chocolate and cake and I can already see a massive difference.

I’m shedding my insecurities along with the flab and these days I’m constantly looking for something new to try.

I would recommend caving to anyone looking for a exciting full body workout.

HOW DO YOU GET FIT? We’d love to hear... Drop us a line with a selfie and daytime number to westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk.

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ur (formerly) brown and slightly curly gnashers may once have been a standing joke over the pond, but it’s a gag that’s now growing stale.

While the typical Hollywood smile has become just a little too perfect, dentists this side of the Atlantic have been quietly going about perfecting an all-natural smile that’s fair less painful to achieve.

Dazzling all-American dentistry has often come at the cost of heavy-duty drilling and cladding procedures, according to Tavistockbased dental surgeon Dr Paddy McVeigh.

“Americans have often been prepared to go to extreme lengths to achieve the look they want for their teeth,” he says. “In many cases this would involve the needless removal of healthy

18/06/2014 11:35:09

Tried

& tested West Mag presents the beauty essentials, treats and cheats of the week, all trialled by Catherine Barnes with help from daughter Tilly, 17.

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Cover girl, Emma’s fave (see p 10!)

We couldn’t wait to get our mitts on Benefit’s ‘goof proof’ push-up gel eyeliner. It’s the hot new story from the “They’re Real!” range, which launched with a mascara three years ago (one’s been sold every 10 seconds, ever since). It’s designed to hug your lashline: brilliant if usual attempts at a cover-girl sweep end up more Marilyn Manson than Monroe.

Catherine: I usually use a felt-tip style liner and this took a bit of practice to apply. The result is a more subtle line then a wet-liner, once you get the hang of it.

Tilly: A little complicated at first, but creates a nice smooth line.

MAIN PICTURE: STEVE HAYWOOD

Benefit They’re Real push-up liner £18.50 www.benefitcosmetics.co.uk

HERE FOR THE BEER? Catherine tries a 1950s beer rinse Verdict:

Half a bottle is enough to drench your locks. My hair took longer to dry but did so surprisingly kink-free and with little frizz.

WIN:

O rganic worth skincare £45

Made for life Spiezia Organics’ Scrub Up For Summer pack is made in Truro. It includes Lemongrass and Marigold Body Scrub, Head & Hair Oil with apricot, wheatgerm and nettle and Rose & Chamomile gentle face scrub.

The pack comes in a cute jute bag and retails at £45.95.

West has one up for grabs and it could be yours, if you email or tweet a sentence describing why you’re frazzled and in need of a pick-me up.

Send your answer, name and address, headed ‘Scrub up!’ to: westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk or tweet us on @WMNWest

Beyond Organic Skincare Ultra Radiance Age-Defying Serum (£65 for 20ml) is made in Cornwall with orange fruit water. and safflower oils, macadamia nut and safflower oil www.beyondorganic skincare.com

Tilly: This has a honey-like consistency – unexpected!

My skin felt smooth and a little goes a long way Catherine: It smells like a spa facial and gives skin a post-treatment glow

Coming up roses St Kitt’s Herbery has captured summer in a bottle and, no, we don’t mean rainwater. Its Summer Rose Perfume (£19.95 for a 50ml spray) is just part of a cornucopia of treats available from this Camelford-based company. Lovely and light. www.stkittsherbery.co.uk Catherine: A classic scent that’s tea-party fresh.

Tilly: Sweet and summery, nice for the day.

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Konplott Beaded multistring necklace £213 Konplott www.shopstyle. co.uk

Snugasababy Patchwork-look tent £395 Cuckooland www.cuckooland.com

Accessorise Flip flops £22

Cath Kidston Safari flask £16 www.cathkidston.com

festival fashion Here’s our pick of the finest looks for Glastonbury and beyond – think cheerful colours and popping prints to celebrate the sounds of summer.

It’s Glastonbury next weekend and the Westcountry festival season is well and truly underway.

So what’s the look? Think cool, comfortable and not-too-smart to dance in. Yes, you’d be wise to pack wellies, but also throw in some toe-freeing flip flops. Tribal jewellery makes a statement and sunny florals are a festival perennial.

Don’t forget your accessories, too, and we don’t just mean a bottle of cider. We especially love this practical bag from Salcombe-based The Old Bag Company, which even has a clip for your car keys, just in case. Talking of cider, here’s a pair of flattering shorts by top Westcountry designer Alice Temperley, who not only hails from Somerset but also is the daughter of illustrious cider brandy maker Julian Temperley.

Stand out from the crowds in this patchwork print tent, made in the UK by Cuckoo land. It’s fun and easy to spot from a distance. And, they assure us, can be put up in five minutes. When you’re taking a break from the cider, this cute Cath Kidson safari flask holds a much-needed mug of tea.

Primark Embellished duffle bag £10

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Vestry Rainbow stripe flower dress £50 www.vestryonline.com

Daisychain Enamel mug £7.50 John Lewis

Somerset by Alice Temperley Palm print shorts £67

La Redoute Floral shorts £39 Carrera Pink sunglasses £86 www.myoptique.com

The Old Bag Company Charlotte bag in Poppy Red £47.99

Marisota Toe-post sandals £20 www.marisota.co.uk

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The boutique hotel has an acclaimed restaurant

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By Becky Sheaves

hen we got married, John and I vowed to return to Combe House Hotel, where we had our wedding reception, every year to celebrate our anniversary. We would eat dinner in the lovely restaurant and stay the night in the huge and elegant bridal suite, with its views through mullioned windows over parkland and grazing ponies.

Instead, we returned for our first wedding anniversary for lunch, rather than for the night.

With an eight-day-old baby in a travel seat as our new companion. And what with family life and commitments, we have never yet managed to stay the night there again. Indeed, we have struggled to make it back at all some years.

A decade of marriage, though, is definitely worth celebrating. So for our tenth wedding anniversary, Combe House it was. What a gorgeous place this is – a little Elizabethan manor near Honiton with a warm welcome and seri-

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ously superb food. Ken and Ruth Hunt have run the former grand house of a 3,500 acre estate here as a boutique hotel with an acclaimed restaurant for many years. Cleverly, they have kept the same head chef here since well before John and I married. Hadleigh Barrett is a shy and unassuming chap who rarely courts publicity. But his cooking is certainly full of presence, ably backed by sous chef Stuart Brown.

The journey to this restaurant is probably one of the prettiest in the country. Roll through the charming thatched village of Gittisham as if going back in time, then turn up a sweeping drive through the lovely park.

You leave your car under a huge tree and make your way into the beautiful oak-panelled grand hall. Here a log fire burns year-round and there are lots of comfy sofas.

John and I were met by a friendly front-of-house maître d’, who wished us a happy anniversary (well done!).Then we leafed through the menu in

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the drawing room with a glass of rose prosecco (£7 each) and canapés so good they almost provoked a marital squabble about sharing fairly. One of the other couples there appeared to be on a nervy but successful first date. Good choice of venue – Combe House has recently been awarded the title of Most Romantic Hotel in UK and Ireland in the Condé Nast Johansens Awards For Excellence.

The vibe here is relaxed country house chic. It’s grand, but comfortable, elegant but not too smart.

John and I had time to reminisce about our wedding – the gossip, the dancing, the mad behaviour – before moving through to one of the three smallish dining rooms.

We were in my favourite, which has wall paintings done by a previous mistress of the property, and windows overlooking the countryside – all oak trees and rolling hills, with not a building or road in sight.

On to the food. We went for the table d’hote menu of three courses, plus the canapés, for £54.

I’d be surprised if I do eat so well again for quite some time

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The vibe here is relaxed country house chic

4 of the best

Historic house restaurants

1 The Horn of Plenty Former mine captain’s home near Tavistock, above, that’s now a boutique hotel with fine dining on the menu. It’s set in lovely countryside in the Tamar Valley.

DISH OF THE DAY: Exmouth crab and prawn salad with mango, cardamom and lime PRICE: Three course dinner £49.50 CONTACT: 01822 832528, www.thehornofplenty.co.uk

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As we were spoilt for choice in the first course, we agreed to order two dishes and each eat half, then swap. That’s the sort of ability to compromise that 10 years of marriage gives you. But I have to admit, I was reluctant to hand over the rest of my lobster and smoked prawn tart, which was in airlight pastry adorned with fresh hollandaise and asparagus. Happily, I received in return John’s delicious seared scallops with brown shrimps, oysters and in a fresh herb cream. Not such a bad deal after all.

Alongside, we were drinking a simple bottle of the house white, a Chardonnay from Advocate (£26) which was complex, light and very delicious in a peachy, cedar-scented way. For our second course I had a perfectly seared fillet of sea bass on crushed ratte potatoes. You know you are in a seriously foodie place when they name check the variety of spuds. The sourcing here is impressive, with lots of home-grown produce from the vegetable garden, and genuinely local suppliers. These nutty-tasting potatoes came with crab and spring onions, then there was more asparagus and a zesty citrus beurre blanc. Fabulous. John loved his roast loin of pork with smoked pork belly, pickled white cabbage a spicy carrot puree.

Finally, I had an exquisite raspberry bombe with hazelnuts and honeycomb, plus a little jug of warm white chocolate sauce that set into a crispy shell as I poured it over the freezing bombe. John’s iced lemon mousse came with a very pretty shard of puff pastry, decorated with dots of mango sorbet and looking more like a piece of jewellery than a pud. Both our dessert

Popular restaurant near Tideford in South East Cornwall in an 18th century former corn mill. The original cogs and gearing are a feature of the dining room DISH OF THE DAY: Pepper crusted monkfish served with a mustard dill sauce PRICE: Evening mains about £17 CONTACT: 01752 852127, www.heskyn mill.co.uk

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plates were decorated with the words Happy Anniversary in piped chocolate.

By now the sun had set outside the window and it was time for coffee and home-made petit fours. We had a wonderful evening. Here’s to many more happy returns on anniversaries to come. Combe House Hotel, Gittisham, East Devon,

Grade One listed Prysten House is home to TV chef brothers Chris and James Tanner. The Plymouth building dates back to 1490.

DISH OF THE DAY: Westcountry lamb rump, Cornish asparagus, couscous, broccoli, roast garlic sauce PRICE: Six course tasting menu £55 CONTACT: 01752 252001, www.tannersrestaurant.com

4 The Castle, Taunton

A former Norman fortress, The Castle now houses three different eateries.

There’s elegant dining in Castle Bow restaurant, BRAZZ the contemporary brasserie and snacks in Bow Bar. DISH OF THE DAY: Lyme Bay sea bass with chard, mussels, parsnip and ginger PRICE: Fine dining mains around £16 CONTACT: 01823 328 328 www.the-castle-hotel.com

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There is still just time to forage for wild elderflower from hedgerows

Ingredient of the Week

Elderflower

This summer Tim is pickling elderflower, adding it to jellies and eating it in sandwiches, too

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elcome to my new food column that time to catch a few late elderflowers. I am rather I hope will encourage you to spend a late comer to the joys of the elderflower. On my more time and – to a certain extent first ever encounter with the flowers I decided – effort on what you eat. I’m hoping there and then that they tasted frankly disgustnot to put you off with eco-rants ing. With an aroma not too far from that of the but after years of working in Devon with Hugh favourite sleeping spot of an elderly and inconFearnley-Whittingstall on good, local food at the tinent cat.

River Cottage Canteen, I deeply believe we need The best advice I can offer for the would-be elderto rethink our production systems and our attiflower cook is this. Pick the flowers as whole heads tude towards food use. when they are bright white and sweet-smelling.

For any real cook this is such They yellow and deepen in flavour a wonderful time of the year. very quickly. Make sure you have I tend to think of late June as a cooking plan before you forage, still being early summer, deas they lose condition faster than Pick the flowers spite the fact the solstice is a retired greyhound. as whole heads upon us and there is no escapI have, in the past, made eldering the fact the days are soon flower champagne though I’m not when they are to start getting shorter. But we much of a brewer. Be careful. Add are into the time of abundance, too much sugar or use the wrong very bright the gardens and farms of the bottles and popping to the garage land are producing stunning for a bottle of fizz becomes akin white and fresh vegetables – peas, beans, to tap dancing in a minefield. sweet smelling potatoes, courgettes – and the Elderflower jelly works well and greenhouses are tempting us a few heads dropped into a jug with delights to come. of Pimms is a winner. Definitely It’s a sort of funny moment make some cordial for a yearfor foraging, though. The alexanders have gone round floral hit in any dish you like. This year, to seed, the seabeet too and wild food wise my for the first time, I’m pickling some elderflowers. mind turns to fish and the now not too distant I have no idea how that’s going to turn out. Oh – charms of the early fungi. and let me tell you, a mature cheese, onion and Before we delve into the wonderful world of elderflower sandwich is a seriously good lunch. wild seafood and tasty fungi we just about have @TimGreenSauce

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Elderflower fritters Enough elderflowers for two or three heads per person. A little self-raising flour, a little sugar and some cider.

Make a batter, and dip the flowers in it, drop them in hot oil no less than half an inch deep and cook until golden brown. Drain well and serve with whatever you like.

Elderflower Syrup / Cordial A big pan full of washed elderflowers, a lemon, or half a lemon, or a few drops of lemon juice, or orange, or even grapefruit if you like. Top up the pan with water, and leave room for roughly a quarter the amount of sugar to the amount of water. Bring slowly to a light simmer, then pass out the flowers using a sieve and reduce to the desired consistency.

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By Gillian Molesworth

y children are always badgering me for more time on the tablet than their allotted daily half hour. “30 minutes isn’t enough to check my emails and play a game,” they say. Or, “The internet wasn’t working for 15 minutes and nothing would load.”

I hear what they’re saying. Things do take time, often more than you’d think. It is annoying if YouTube freezes, or you can’t remember a password and have to go round the houses.

On the other hand, I don’t want the rules to get bent, and I know that half an hour will turn into as long as possible. I’m scared by the addictive power that those glowing screens hold over those tender young brains.

After all, every hour they spend being electronically entertained is an hour that they aren’t using their initiative to find something else to do.

Necessity is the mother of invention – or was it boredom? I’m a great believer in boredom.

The Internet can be a powerful and positive tool. I’ve downloaded apps for our tablet that show you the constellations in the night sky and help you to identify birds from their song. I got sent an attachment the other day that was an interactive map of Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ceiling, which you could zoom in and move around as you liked.

It is also a tremendous tool for communicating with people, brilliant for us as my family lives in a different country. One of Freddy’s little friends moved schools, and now they keep in touch through the cartoon army game “Clash of Clans”. They rush home from school, call each other and play simultaneously, chatting about troops, dark elixir and upgrading their town hall from platinum to diamond.

Popular games such as Minecraft are creative and educational, while others are just cute, like Howrse or Nintendogs, where you have a virtual pet that you can groom, train and take to shows.

I don’t want them to play the computer all the time, but neither do I want to cut them off from popular culture. If everyone’s talking about the Narwhal Song or Pink Fluffy Unicorns (these are

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trending both on YouTube and the school playground right now), it’s tough to be the only one who hasn’t heard it.

The Internet has a dark side, though. All kinds of jackals are trying to get their fists into your pockets, through your children’s “pester power” or through sleight of hand to access your bank card. There are also the scary unknowns of cyber-bullying and sexual harassment.

There is also the very real issue of porn. It is scary to think that young people’s first exposure to sex is seeing graphic porn online. Will

they try to imitate that behaviour later? Do they think it’s normal?

I’ve been motivated enough to research all of this, and here are four suggestions I found useful.

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Educate yourself about parental tools and implement some. Just do it. There are plenty around and it’s not that hard. You can get simple ones, like Hector the Dolphin who will cover the screen if your child stumbles across something worrying, or a full on parental pack from your internet or anti-virus provider that runs from light to strict controls.

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Be aware of what your kids are doing online. Join the networks that they’re on, just to see how they work. Don’t cramp their style and try not to be embarrassing, but learn. Parenting is a two way street after all.

Don’t allow your kids to be “friends” with anyone online whose identity they don’t know in person. Research has shown that people of all ages are far less likely to misbehave if they lose their anonymity.

Most importantly, keep talking to your kids. Set rules and then explain your reasons. “I don’t want you to join that site because I don’t understand it fully and I’m afraid it will bill my account.” Or, “That game is too violent and realistic – let’s have a talk about guns.” Or, “You need to understand that people in porn videos are actors and that this is a fantasy. Sex can be a beautiful thing, but there’s a difference to what most people actually do and what you may have seen.”

Phew, that got a bit heavy. There’s another good reason to stick to half an hour. In the long run, it’s easier. » Two really useful websites about internet safety are www.thinkuknow. co.uk and www.kidsmart.org.uk.

What are your rules?

Wednesday 9 July - Big Foundation Degree Evening (Children, Young People & Communities) Saturday 16 August - Big Open Day & Results Drop-In Saturday 18 October - Big Open Day Saturday 22 November - Big Open Day If you would like to attend one of our Big Open Days, you can find out more by visiting www.marjon.ac.uk or email us at openday@marjon.ac.uk

Katharine, nr Wadebridge: (kids aged 13+) “I didn’t allow my children to have computers until they were 12. Now they have computers but they are only allowed half an hour at weekends, nothing during the week.”

Harriet, Blisland (kids aged 8-11) “We have no TV or computer games Monday to Thursday, except Wii dance on the basis that that’s exercise.

No devices in bedrooms and I keep an eye on ‘sent’ emails.”

Andy, Camelford: (kids aged 8-12) “I spent lots of time on the computer myself before I was a parent and now I have a career related to it. We don’t tend to set restrictions for our kids, as long as we know what they are doing.”

Sarah, Plymouth (kids under 7) “My husband and I both work full time and are on the computer most days, so we have a ‘no screens at the weekends’ policy that applies to the adults too – even phones.”

Karen, Newquay: (kids aged 9-12) “We do a week on, a week off with electronics. I find that way they can keep up with their friends, but it helps break the cycle and prevents it from becoming addictive.”

David, Tavistock (kids aged 7-9) “We own a lot of devices iPad, laptops, a Nintendo DS, a PlayStation, cameras and video. The rule is no more than an hour in each session. Also, everything has parent control passwords embedded.”

Philip, Exeter (kids under 5) “My son is allowed on the laptop for watching cartoons and YouTube – he is already surfing for more editions though, under a watchful eye and ear.”

Let us know what your family’s rules are: @wmnWest

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Your 7 day guide to what’s on the box

TV guide 22.06 - 28.06

BBC2, 11.30am

MONDAY Wimbledon 2014 It’s that time again We’ve had some pretty nice weather recently, but despite what the Met Office may tell you, summer did not officially begin on June 1 - nope, as we all should be aware, the real start of summer is right here and now, when the first day’s play gets underway at the All England Club.

Even with the World Cup in full swing, it’s hard to overshadow Wimbledon — especially since last year saw British hero Andy Murray take the Men’s Singles crown (the first time in 77 years a Brit has done so). Hopes will once again be high for the Glaswegian, who starts out ranked No 5 in the world.

Monday sees Murray take to the SW19 courts for the first time since that victory, and he’s bound to be the main draw for a lot of attendees and viewers at home – but he’s far from the only one to watch. The day’s events feature the opening first-round matches for both the men’s and ladies’ singles, and the fortnight on the famous grass courts produces a whole host of drama every year.

Look Out For: Brit Heather Watson. With Laura Robson missing through injury, Watson – herself only just having recovered from glandular fever and a rib injury – will be carrying our hopes in the women’s tournament.

(BBC2, Monday, 11.30am, Monday June 23)

This Old Thing: The Vintage Clothes Show

- Rob Lavender

ITV, 9pm

TUESDAY Alison Steadman’s Shetland: The Gavin & Stacey star visits the Shetland Islands in this one-off programme. Alison meets puffins, goes sea-kayaking and cuddles some super-cute ponies. Aaah...

Channel 4, 8pm

WEDNESDAY

In theory, fashion is all about the latest trends – but Dawn O’Porter is here to put the case for clothes that were made to last.

She’s the host of new series This Old Thing: The Vintage Clothes Show, which aims to inspire more people to look to the past for their style inspirations.

Groovy.

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Sunday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

FARGO 9pm, Channel 4

Insurance Salesman of the Year Lester tries to manipulate those around him, Molly takes the lead, Gus pursues a hunch and Malvo finds a new target.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 Sunday Morning Live (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD).

1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Countryfile (R,S,HD). The team visits Port Talbot, south Wales. 2.10 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 2.55 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.40 Points of View (S,HD). 3.55 Songs of Praise (S,HD).

4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

Belgium v Russia (Kick-off 5.00pm).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

THE NEW STATESMAN 10.30pm, ITV

A chance to see the first episode of the classic political satire, starring the late Rik Mayall.

Newly elected MP Alan B’Stard has won the largest majority in parliament after sabotaging his rivals, but the police chief constable has evidence of the scheming politician’s misdeeds and starts blackmailing him.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.20 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 6.50 The Beechgrove Garden (S,HD). 7.20 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 7.50 World Cup Films (S). 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.00 Wimbledon: Review of 2013 (S,HD). 12.00 Live Athletics (S,HD). The European Team Championships. 4.00 Rowing World Cup (S,HD). Highlights from France. 5.30 Ice Age Giants (R,S,HD).

CASUALTY 9.15pm, BBC1

A family’s helicopter ride ends in disaster when a young man loses his aim during a shooting trip with his brother. Zoe defends the department as the press descends on the ED.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). 9.25 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). 10.20 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.15 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.25 Love Your Garden (R,S,HD). 12.30 Long Lost Family (R,S,HD). 1.30 Nature’s Newborns (R,S,HD). 2.00 Film: Columbo: The Murder of a Rock Star (S) (1991).

Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Little Richard. ●●● 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD).

5.00 Ejector Seat (S,HD).

BIKINI BODY? THE TRUTH ABOUT DIETS 8pm, Channel 5

Documentary examining the often dangerous and misguided methods adopted to lose weight, as scientists, industry experts and exponents explain the pros and cons of fad diets. Side-effects revealed include incontinence, infertility, infected genitalia, the need for hip replacements.

Channel 4

6.10 Royal Ascot Highlights (R,S,HD).

6.35 Caterham at Zolder (S). 7.05 Blenheim Triathlon (S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S).

9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.55 Film: Marmaduke (S,HD) (2010). Comedy, starring Lee Pace. ●● 4.40 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.45 Channel 4 News (S).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Power Rangers Megaforce (R,S,HD). 10.35 Access. 10.40 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD).

11.40 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (R,S,HD). 12.40 Big Brother (R,S,HD).

1.35 Film: Legally Blondes (S,HD) (2009). ●● 3.10 Film: While You Were Sleeping (S) (1995). Romantic comedy, starring Sandra Bullock. ●●●● 5.10 Film: Monster-in-Law (S,HD) (2005). Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda. ●●●

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9.15 Casualty (S,HD). 42/48. See Choices Above.

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8.15 Antiques Roadshow (S,HD).

24/26. The team pays a return visit to the Sainsbury Centre for Visual Arts in Norwich, where items include a rare 18th-century glass and Queen Victoria’s knickers.

10.05 Regional News (S,HD).

10.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

USA v Portugal (Kick-off 11.00pm). The Arena Amazonia in Manaus, Brazil, plays host to the latest World Cup fixture in what appears to be an intriguing Group G.

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7.05 Regional News (S,HD).

7.25 Countryfile (S,HD). Ellie Harrison and John Craven visit West Yorkshire ahead of the Tour de France.

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Antiques Roadshow, 8.15pm

1.10 Weatherview (S). 1.15 BBC News (S,HD).

Formula 1 – Austrian … 7.30pm

Catchphrase Celebrity … 6.25pm

Deal or No Deal, 4.40pm

Cricket on 5, 7pm

6.30 Tropic of Cancer (R,S). 5/6. The extreme poverty of Bangladesh.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.10 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.25 Catchphrase Celebrity Special (S,HD). 12/12.

6.15 Mr Popper’s Penguins (S,HD) (2011). Premiere. Family comedy, starring Jim Carrey. ●●●

6.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

7.30 Formula 1 – Austrian Grand Prix: Highlights (S,HD). Suzi Perry presents highlights of the eighth round of the season at the Red Bull Ring in Spielberg.

7.25 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD).South Korea v Algeria (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the second Group H match for both sides, staged at the Estadio Beira-Rio in Porto Alegre, Brazil. This is one of only two groups without South American representation, with Belgium and Russia the other two nations involved, and this is likely to be seen as the best chance either team has of picking up a victory.

9.00 A Cabbie Abroad: Cambodia (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

10.00 Backchat Father’s Day Special (S,HD). With guests Jonathan Ross, Judy Murray, Mo Farah and Nev Wilshire.

10.30 Mock the Week (R,S,HD). 2/11.

With Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe.

10.15 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

10.30 The New Statesman (R,S). 1/7.

See Choices Above.

11.05 QI XL (R,S,HD). 9/16. Extended edition. With Jo Brand, Marcus Brigstocke and Danny Baker.

11.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S).

The team visits Port Talbot, south Wales.

11.00 Rik Mayall Presents: Dancing Queen (R,S).

Romantic comedy from 1993, starring the late Rik Mayall.

12.45 Sign Zone: The Culture Show: Edward St Aubyn – At Last? (R,S,HD).

1.15 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S,HD).

Paula causes trouble for Jac as she prepares for her day in court. 2.15 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD).

Belgium v Russia. 4.00 This Is BBC Two (S).

Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Lorraine Kelly (R,S,HD). The presenter discusses her life and career. 1.00 The Store. Home shopping. 2.45 Motorsport UK (S,HD). Highlights from Thruxton. 3.35 British Superbike Championship Highlights (S,HD). 4.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

Sunday 22 Television Guide

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from the third day of the Second Test in the two-match series, which is staged at Headingley.

8.00 Born in the Wild (S). 3/4. In Borneo, Mark Evans and Joy Reidenberg explore the reproductive challenges of the orang-utan, uncovering the latest scientific theories on how males exert power and seduce mates.

8.00 Bikini Body? The Truth About Diets (S,HD). 1/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 Fargo (S,HD). 10/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 20/72.

Daily round-up of highlights, featuring the latest tasks, games, arguments, laughs, diary room visits and bedroom chit-chat. Narrated by Marcus Bentley.

10.20 The Social Network (S,HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●●●

10.00 What to Expect When You’re Expecting (S,HD) (2012).

See Choices Above. ●●

12.35 Film: The Hills Have Eyes 2 (S,HD) (2007). Horror sequel, starring Michael McMillian. ●●● 2.10 Utopia (R,S,HD).

3.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). 4.15 Food Unwrapped (R,S,HD).

4.40 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 4.50 Beat My Build (R,S,HD).

5.45 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.10 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole (R,S,HD). 1.05 SuperCasino. 3.10 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun (R,S,HD).

4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S).

5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 The Funky Valley Show (R,S).

5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

In your newspaper today Our brand new WMN Sunday is set to be part of your Westcountry weekend from here on in. Packed with news, opinions and features, it’s a great read for everyone who cares about the South West and the wonderful lifestyle on offer here. Look out, too, for your colour supplement West magazine, free every Sunday with the newspaper.

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NEW GIRL 7.30pm, E4

London cabbie Mason McQueen takes up the challenge of driving taxis in three very different cities around the world, beginning in the Cambodian capital of Phnom Penh.

ITV2

7.40 Britain’s Got More Talent Best & Worst: All-Time Heroes (R,S,HD). 8.40 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 10.10 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 11.40 America’s Got Talent (S,HD). 1.35 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

2.35 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

3.35 Film: Flipper (S) (1996). ●● 5.30 Film: Scooby-Doo (S,HD) (2002). ●●

Scooby-Doo, 5.30pm

7.15 Johnny English (S,HD) (2003). A bumbling British secret agent tries to unmask a mysterious villain responsible for stealing the Crown Jewels. Comedy, with Rowan Atkinson, John Malkovich and Natalie Imbruglia. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

9.00 Educating Joey Essex: Football Fever (S,HD).

The former TOWIE star heads out of his comfort zone as he travels to South America to learn all about Brazil, the host nation of the 2014 World Cup. 10.00 The Only Way Is Marbs (S,HD). New series. The reality programme returns as the Essex regulars head off on their annual jaunt to Marbella.

Jess tries to fit in with a group of unfriendly teachers at her new school, and turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them.

Meanwhile, Winston plots revenge on Daisy, and Schmidt does not enjoy his office party.

Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel and Jake Johnson.

E4

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 8.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Youngers (R,S,HD).

1.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S). 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

3.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon uses his holidays to help Amy in her lab. (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (S,HD). 7.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 9.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 WWE Superstars (R,HD). 11.00 WWE: Experience.

12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). A group of fantasy role-players learns to dance.

1.00 Maleficent Special (R,S,HD).

1.30 Edge of Tomorrow Special (R,S,HD). 2.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

FILM PICKS

A CABBIE ABROAD: CAMBODIA 9pm, BBC2

THE SOCIAL NETWORK 10.20pm, Channel 4

Fact-based drama following internet billionaire Mark Zuckerberg’s rise to wealth and fame.

Starring Jesse Eisenberg.

GOLD

9.55 Keeping Up Appearances 10.35 As Time Goes By 11.15 To the Manor Born 11.50 dinnerladies 12.30 Thin Blue Line 1.10 Seven of One. 1.50 Outnumbered 2.30 Yes Minister 3.10 Goodnight Sweetheart.

3.50 Ever Decreasing Circles 4.30 As Time Goes By 5.05 To the Manor Born 5.40 Keeping Up Appearances (S).

Sky Sports 1

10.00 World Cup Verdict 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Premiership Years 1.00 Football’s Greatest 1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams 2.30 Football Gold 3.00 Premiership Years 5.00 One2Eleven: Simon Mignolet and Eden Hazard. 5.15 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Turner & Hooch, 8pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 10pm

Outnumbered, 8.20pm

Sporting Heroes, 8pm

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24.

6.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD).

5/13.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

21/22. Otto breaks up with his new bride.

6.20 dinnerladies (S). 2/6.

The staff await a royal visit.

6.15 One2Eleven: Simon Mignolet and Eden Hazard.

6.30 Football’s Greatest (HD).

7.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 2/22.

7.30 New Girl (R,S,HD). 2/24.

See Choices Above.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

13/22. With the voice of Eric Idle.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

14/22. Bart is referred to a therapist.

7.00 The Thin Blue Line (S).

1/7.

7.40 Seven of One. 1/7. Pilot episode of Open All Hours, starring Ronnie Barker.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

Up-to-the-minute news.

7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the France team from 1984.

8.00 Turner & Hooch (S,HD) (1989). A cop investigating a murder has only one witness to help him solve the case – the victim’s large, smelly dog. Family comedy, starring Tom Hanks, Mare Winningham and Craig T Nelson. Edited for language and violence. ●●●

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

15/22. Homer accidentally declares himself bankrupt.

8.30 Futurama (S,HD). 9/13.

Bender falls in with a bad crowd.

8.20 Outnumbered (S). 1/6.

The children cause chaos when Sue loses her car keys.

8.00 Sporting Heroes: Bob Wilson Interviews Gordon Banks (HD). The former Arsenal goalkeeper interviews the man who played in goal for England in the 1966 World Cup.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

1/23. The team tries to exonerate McGarrett, who is in prison awaiting trial for the murder of the Governor. Starring Alex O’Loughlin.

9.00 The Royle Family (S).

1/6. The phone bill arrives.

9.40 Little Britain (S). 1/8.

The first ever episode.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.05 Rude Tube: Viral Ads (S,HD). 22/24. The plans (R,S). 6/6. Alex Zane for a new drone are presents a selection of stolen, and the comical and absurd viral investigation takes on a commercials available personal angle for Sam on the internet, when the lead including a shark attack engineer’s daughter, a in Venice and the girl he guarded in Saudi surfing sheep.

Arabia, disappears.

10.20 The Young Ones (S).

1/6. First episode of the anarchic comedy.

1.20 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With guest panellists Chelsee Healey, Lethal Bizzle, Tom Deacon and Matthew Crosby. 2.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Harry Hill narrates camcorder calamities with a sporting theme. 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

Danny has issues with his ex-wife.

1.00 Road Wars (R,S). 1.50 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 2.20 The Good Guys (S). 3.10 The Good Guys (S). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). The science behind vomit. 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S).

12.15 The Royle Family (S). The phone bill arrives. 12.55 Little Britain (S). The first ever episode.

1.25 The Young Ones (S). First episode of the anarchic comedy.

2.00 The League of Gentlemen (S). A hiker visits Royston Vasey.

2.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 3.00 Close

RADIO

11.10 The League of 11.00 One2Eleven: Tim Gentlemen (S). 1/6. A Howard and Paulo hiker visits Royston Sousa.

Vasey.

11.15 Destination Brazil 11.45 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

(S,HD).

1/6. First-ever episode of 11.45 Destination Brazil the comic TV review.

(S,HD).

Radio 3 9.00am News. 9.03 Sunday Morning with Rob Cowan. Noon Private Passions. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 The Early Music Show. 3.00 Choral Evensong. 4.00 The Choir. 5.30 Words and Music in the Great War. 6.45 Sunday Feature: Bannockburn Begins.

7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Drama on 3: Babbage. Midnight BBC Philharmonic. 12.30 Through the Night.

Radio 4 6.05am Something Understood. 6.35 On Your Farm. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 News. 7.07 Sunday Papers. 7.10 Sunday. 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal. 7.57 Weather. 8.00 News.

8.07 Sunday Papers. 8.10 Sunday Worship. 8.48 A Point of View. 8.58 Tweet of the Day. 9.00 Broadcasting House. 10.00 The Archers. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special. 11.15 (FM) Desert Island Discs. Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. 12.04 (FM) Just a Minute. 12.30 (FM) The Food Programme. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World This Weekend. 1.30 (FM) Tales from the Stave. 2.00 (FM) Gardeners’ Question Time. 2.45 (FM) The Listening Project. 3.00 (FM) Classic Serial: Dangerous Visions: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. 4.00 (FM) Open Book. 4.30 (FM) Poetry Please.

5.00 (FM) File on 4. 5.40 (FM) From Fact to Fiction. 5.54 Shipping Forecast.

5.57 (LW) Test Match Special. 5.57 (FM) Weather. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.15 (FM) Pick of the Week.

7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Tom Wrigglesworth’s Open Letters. 7.45 Writing Lives. 8.00 Feedback. 8.30 Last Word. 9.00 Money Box. 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal. 9.30 Analysis. 9.59 Weather.

10.00 The Westminster Hour. 11.00 The Film Programme. 11.30 Something Understood. Midnight News and Weather. 12.15 Thinking Allowed.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am 5 Live in Short.

6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 9.00 SportsWeek.

BBC3

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes Memorable movie mishaps of 2011. (R,S).

7.05 Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (S,HD) (2008).

Animated comedy sequel, with the voice of Ben Stiller. ●● 8.25 Streetdance (S,HD) (2010).

Drama, starring Nichola Burley. ●●● 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). An edition from 2010.

10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S).

11.25 Family Guy (R,S).

11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 1.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). 2.00 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistan’s Heroin Hell (R,S,HD). 3.00 Badults (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 Sounds of the Eighties (R).

7.30 Glyndebourne: The Untold History (HD).

Celebrating the 80th anniversary of opera house Glyndebourne in East Sussex.

9.00 The Legend of Billie Jean King: Battle of the Sexes (HD). A look back at the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs.

10.20 Venus and Serena A profile of tennis stars the Williams sisters.

(R,HD).

11.20 Billy Joel: The Bridge to Russia – A Matter of Trust The singersongwriter’s historic trip to perform in the USSR in 1987.

(R,HD).

12.35 Billy Joel: Live in Leningrad (R,HD). 1.55 The Legend of Billie Jean King: Battle of the Sexes (R,HD).

One to watch

10.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news.

10.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Netherlands team from 1988.

11.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD).

The work of police officers in Cambridgeshire.

Radio 1 5.00am Seani B. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Huw Stephens. 4.00 The Official Chart with Jameela Jamil. 7.00 Dan & Phil.

9.00 The Surgery with Aled & Dr Radha. 10.00 Annie Mac. Midnight BBC Introducing with Jen and Ally.

Radio 2 6.00am The Sunday Hour.

7.00 Clare Balding with Good Morning Sunday. 9.00 Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 Weekend Wogan.

1.00pm Elaine Paige on Sunday. 3.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds of the 70s.

5.00 Paul O’Grady. 7.00 Sunday Night with Michael Ball. 9.00 Clare Teal.

11.00 Don Black. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Five women have their lives thrown into chaos by the prospect of parenthood. Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz.

9.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

Former Arsenal stars Ray Parlour, Paul Merson and Alan Smith look back at the Gunners’ cup double success of the 1992/93 campaign. Jeff Stelling presents.

11.10 How I Met Your 11.00 TV OD (R,S,HD). 3/8. A Mother (R,S,HD). 2/24. humorous look at the most talked about 11.35 How I Met Your shows on TV. Mother (R,S,HD). 4/24.

11.30 License to Wed (S,HD) (2007). Comedy, starring Robin Williams. ●● 12.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD).

2.00 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.25 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.50 Being Erica (R,S,HD). 3.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD).

WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING 10pm, Channel 5

12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.45 One2Eleven: Tim Howard and Paulo Sousa. 1.00 Premier League Years (S). 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

10.00 Pienaar’s Politics. 11.00 The Day We Won Wimbledon. Noon 5 Live Sport. 12.30 5 Live Formula 1. 3.00 5 Live Sport. 4.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014.

5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: Belgium v Russia. 7.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014.

8.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: South Korea v Algeria. 10.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Social.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Aled Jones. Noon Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. 3.00 Charlotte Green’s Culture Club. 5.00 The Classic FM Chart. 7.00 David Mellor. 9.00 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Classical Music.

10.00 Smooth Classics.

FARGO (Channel 4, 9pm)

Many fans of the Coen Brothers’ Oscarwinning movie were initially sceptical about Fargo-the-series, and how it would compare to the original tale of kidnap, murder and sing-song Minnesota accents.

It’s an attitude actress Allison Tolman, who plays Deputy Molly Solverson (above) understands: “They have a right to question why we’re doing this and make sure we don’t mess up their memories of the movie.

“But I like to think that the Coen fans are a pretty savvy and smart group and I think they’ll be able to judge the show on its own merits.”

In this concluding instalment Molly takes the lead, while copper-turnedpostman Gus follows his own instincts.

But with Lester busy trying to manipulate everyone around him, and Malvo finding a new target, Minnesota is still a very dangerous place to be...

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Monday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

TODAY AT WIMBLEDON 8pm, BBC2

John Inverdale introduces highlights of the opening day’s play at the All England Club, where the first round got under way in the men’s and ladies’ singles

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). Properties in Devon, Cumbria and south-east London. 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). From Hemswell, Lincolnshire.

1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The opening day of the Grand Slam tournament continues.

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CORONATION STREET 7.30pm, ITV

Hour-long episode. David reads his eulogy at Tina’s funeral, and spotting Peter, he points an accusing finger and tells the mourners she would still be here if it weren’t for him. As they gather round the graveside, Peter drunkenly stumbles toward Carla, but Rob steps in and a fight breaks out.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.20 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.20 Building Dream Homes (R,S,HD). 7.50 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone: Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S). 9.05 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners (R,S). 10.05 Watchdog Test House (R,S). 10.35 Click (S,HD). 11.00 Daily Politics (S). 11.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Live coverage of the opening day.

POLICE UNDER PRESSURE 9pm, BBC2

JAMIE’S MONEY SAVING MEALS 8.30pm, Channel 4

First of a two-part examination of the state of policing in Britain, following officers in a neighbourhood team as they try to maintain order in Sheffield.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S).

4.00 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD).

Australia v Spain or Netherlands v Chile (Kick-offs 5.00pm).

Jamie Oliver proves that frozen fish can be just as good as fresh with his recipe for tikka curry, demonstrates a spin on the much-loved cheese and beans combo with smoky barbecue baked beans and sweet potatoes, and shows how to make hoi sin chicken wraps for just £1.69 a head.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S).

10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S).

11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). Daily round-up of highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD).

1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). A robber is shot dead. 3.15 Access. 3.20 Film: Desolation Canyon (S) (2006). Western, starring Patrick Duffy. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Hour-long episode. Ronnie realises just how messed up her life really is, Tina and Tosh attend the fertility clinic and Nancy discovers Johnny is hiding a secret.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

See Choices Above.

9.00 New Tricks (R,S). 4/10. A new lead links the death of a market trader to a series of drug rapes – but with that case active, Ucos officers are unable to quiz the main suspect. Sheila Hancock guest stars.

9.00 Police Under Pressure (S,HD).

1/2. See Choices Above.

Coronation Street, 7.30pm

24 Hours in A&E, 9pm

Angry Britain: Work Rage, 8pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 6/20.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Holly and Dirk worry that Cindy is hiding a secret.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). The search for Darcy and Harley continues.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.10 Regional News (S); Weather.

7.15 ITV News and Weather (S).

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.30 How to Fix a Football Match: Channel 4 Dispatches (S).

Morland Sanders investigates the dark side of the international game.

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from the fourth day of the Second Test in the two-match series. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Cameroon v Brazil or Croatia v Mexico (Kick-offs 9.00pm). Coverage of one of the concluding Group A matches from Brazil, staged in Brasilia and Recife respectively.

8.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (S,HD). 4/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 Angry Britain: Work Rage (S,HD). A selection of incidents connected to the workplace, including a builder who destroyed a porch and extension in West Sussex he had just built after his client failed to pay him.

Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 24 Hours in A&E (R,S,HD).

21/21. Medics treat a 79-yearold man with acute stomach discomfort, a wine merchant who collapsed with chest pain, and a retired soldier experiencing blurred vision.

Last in the series.

9.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole (S,HD). 2/4. See Choices Above.

10.00 CCTV: Caught on Camera (S).

3/3. An insight into the roundthe-clock work of surveillance operators in Southampton’s city centre, exploring issues such as privacy and safety on the streets. Last in the series.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 21/72.

Marcus Bentley narrates a round-up of the highlights of the latest events as the housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power, keep it and impose their will on the others.

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD).

7.30 Britain’s Homeless Families – Panorama (S,HD). Families forced out of their homes by private landlords. Followed by Regional News.

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Wimbledon 2014, 11.30am

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S).

10.35 When Andy Won Wimbledon (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.00 The Culture Show: Tents – The Beginning of Architecture (S,HD). Tom Dyckhoff investigates the history and future of the tent.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

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EastEnders, 8pm

11.35 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD).

The concluding Group A and Group B matches.

11.20 A Cabbie Abroad: Cambodia (R,S,HD). 1/3. Mason McQueen drives taxis in three cities around the world, beginning in Phnom Penh.

11.15 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.50 Regional News (S); Weather.

11.55 You Cannot Be Serious!

(R,S,HD). 1/6. Sports-based comedy impressions and sketches, with Alistair McGowan.

11.05 Bouncers (R,S,HD). 2/3.

The work of door staff in Newcastle’s bustling gay district.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). Rylan Clark discusses the nominations.

12.35 Regional Programme (R,S,HD).

1.20 Weatherview (S). 1.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Watermen: A Dirty Business (R,S,HD). 1.20 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). A chance to see in full one of the final Group A and Group B matches from Brazil. 3.05 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Now’s the Hour (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – Absolute Genius with Dick and Dom (R,S,HD).

12.20 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Homeowners in Cornwall rate one another’s properties.

5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

Guests air their differences.

12.00 Undercover Boss USA (S,HD).

12.55 Fargo (R,S,HD). Malvo finds a new target. Last in the series. 2.05 Scandal (S,HD). 2.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). 3.45 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 4.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R,S,HD). 5.00 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 Autopsy: Anna Nicole Smith’s Last Hours (R,S,HD). 1.00 SuperCasino.

Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Under the Dome (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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In your newspaper today Read your Western Morning News every Monday for all the sport reports from the region’s top teams, plus insight into team tactics, performance and future matches. Whether you support Argyle or Albion, the Grecians or the Chiefs, this is the paper to read for all the Westcountry’s sporting news. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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BENEFITS BRITAIN: LIFE ON THE DOLE 9pm, Channel 5

Sue Barker presents a look back at Andy Murray’s victory in last year’s Wimbledon men’s singles final against Novak Djokovic, including recollections from the man himself.

ITV2 8.30 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.30 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD).

1.00 The Cube (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

This episode of the programme focuses on large families who depend on the benefits system, including 64-year-old father of 22 Peter Rolf, whose children range in ages from three to 43, of which he is the sole carer for six. He has been fighting his council in the Isle of Wight for a much bigger house.

E4

Sky1

8.55 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 10.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

4.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 4.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Real Filth Fighters (R,S,HD).

7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Will and Shelby pit their groups against each other.

3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

MUST LOVE DOGS 8.30pm, ITV2

FILM PICK

WHEN ANDY WON WIMBLEDON 10.35pm, BBC1

Divorced teacher Sarah has given up on men, but her family is determined to find Mr Right. Sarah’s sister Carol puts her details on an internet dating site, prompting a reply from a seemingly ideal man – but, sensing he is a little too perfect, Sarah turns instead to the father of a pupil. Romantic drama, with Diane Lane, John Cusack, Stockard Channing, Christopher Plummer, Elizabeth Perkins, Dermot Mulroney, Ali Hillis, Brad William Henke and Julie Gonzalo.

GOLD 7.40 Going Straight (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.25 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched.

2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Just a Minute. 3.40 As Time Goes By (S).

4.20 Going Straight (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Destination Brazil (S).

10.00 World Cup Verdict (HD).

10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 11.00 Premiership Years (S).

1.00 Football’s Greatest (S,HD).

2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Premier League Years (S). 5.00 One2Eleven: Juan Mata and Gerard Pique. 5.15 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Celebrity Juice, 10.30pm

Rude Tube, 9pm

About a Boy, 9pm

dinnerladies, 9pm

Football’s Greatest ... 8pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

15/30. Londoner Felicia looks for love.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/24. Penny arranges a date for Raj.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 9/12.

Planet Express gets a new boss.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

21/21.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 2/10. Compo tries to serenade Nora Batty.

6.15 One2Eleven: Juan Mata and Gerard Pique.

6.30 Football’s Greatest (S,HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 16/24.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 14/23.

Wheelbarrow woes and cheeky chihuahuas.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Ziggy gives Jason a unique birthday present.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 6/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

22/22. With the guest voice of Lady Gaga.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

8/22. With the guest voice of Joan Rivers.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

Up-to-the-minute news.

7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Netherlands team.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 20/23. Featuring animals behaving badly.

8.30 Must Love Dogs (S,HD) (2005). See Choices Above. ●●

8.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 2/24.

Jess tries to fit in with a group of unfriendly teachers at her new school.

8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 1/22. First episode of the comedy.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

6/22. Lisa runs for class representative – against her best friend.

8.30 Modern Family (S,HD).

24/24. Part two of two.

Mitch and Cam’s big day continues.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 8/8. The Trotters journey to Holland to dabble in the diamond import business – with old foe Inspector Slater hot on their trail.

Feature-length episode, guest starring Jim Broadbent.

9.00 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 4/8.

Alex Zane presents the top 50 internet mashups, featuring exploding actresses, Ryan Gosling refusing to eat his breakfast and an appearance from Orlando Bloom.

9.00 About a Boy (S,HD).

13/13. Will decides to move away with girlfriend Sam. Last in the series.

9.30 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 10/12. With Matt Le Tissier and Stephen Mangan.

9.00 dinnerladies (S). 1/6.

Norman the breadman fails to deliver.

9.40 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 1/6. Edina and Patsy hit the bottle.

8.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Spain team from 20082012.

8.30 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Cristiano Ronaldo.

BBC3

7.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S,HD). Two couples from Norwich move into their own homes.

8.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD).

A dancer makes a move to university.

9.00 Murdered by My Boyfriend (S,HD). Drama, starring Georgina Campbell and Royce Pierreson.

10.00 EastEnders (R,S,HD). Hourlong episode.

Ronnie is forced to reconsider her priorities.

11.00 Badults (S,HD).

Ben becomes Carabine’s vice president.

11.30 Family Guy (R,S).

11.55 Family Guy (R,S).

12.15 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.35 Murdered

by My Boyfriend (R,S,HD).

1.35 Badults (R,S,HD). 2.05 Backchat World Cup Special (R,S,HD). 2.50 Murdered by My Boyfriend (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD).

8.00 Jigs & Wigs: The Extreme World of Irish Dancing (R,HD).

8.30 Only Connect (HD). Victoria Coren Mitchell presents.

9.00 Len Goodman’s Dancing Feet: The British Ballroom Story (R,HD).

10.00 Majesty and Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces (R,HD).

11.00 A History of Art in Three Colours (R,HD).

12.00 The Story of Science – Power, Proof and Passion (R,HD). 1.00 Only Connect (R,HD). 1.30 Jigs & Wigs: The Extreme World of Irish Dancing (R,HD). 2.00 Majesty and Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces (R,HD). 3.00 Len Goodman’s Dancing Feet: The British Ballroom Story (R).

One to watch

9.00 Sporting Heroes: Steve Harmison Interviews Kevin Keegan: Part One (S,HD). The England cricketer and Newcastle United supporter talks to the man who served his favourite football team as a player and twice as a manager.

10.20 Gimme Gimme 10.00 Intelligence (R,S,HD).

10.30 Celebrity Juice 10.00 Time of Our Lives.

10.00 What Happens in Gimme (S). 1/6. A half11/13. Gabriel and Riley (R,S,HD). 5/13. Comedy Former Blackburn Rovers Sunny Beach (R,S,HD). naked man mysteriously travel to LA when an panel show, with guests players Tim Sherwood, 2/3. The sex lives of appears. advanced cyberworm Richard Bacon and Colin Hendry and Tim young British people on infiltrates the power Denise Van Outen.

Flowers reminisce about holiday in the Bulgarian grid, causing blackouts their title-winning seaside resort, including across the West Coast. season of 1994/95. women taking part in The pair soon discover Presented by Jeff the most risque games links to a terrorist group.

Stelling.

Sunny Beach has to offer.

11.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24.

11.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/24.

Howard’s stag party leads to a problem.

11.00 Spartacus: War of the Damned (R,S,HD). 1/10.

Spartacus prepares his army of rebel slaves for war.

11.00 The Office (S). 1/6. The 11.00 One2Eleven: Juan first episode of the Mata and Gerard award-winning comedy.

Pique.

11.40 Men Behaving Badly 11.15 Sporting Rivalries (HD).

(S). 1/6. Tony regrets 11.45 Football’s Greatest joining Deborah’s keepInternational Teams fit class.

(S,HD).

12.15 Dads (R,S,HD). 12.40 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With guest panellists Chelsee Healey, Lethal Bizzle, Tom Deacon and Matthew Crosby. 1.25 You’ve Been Framed and Famous! (R,S). A selection of celebrity lookalike clips. 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 12.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.00 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 2.00 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 2.55 What Happens in Sunny Beach (R,S,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.30 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

12.05 Spartacus: War of the Damned (R,S,HD). Spartacus leads an assault to provide food and shelter for his people. 1.20 Glee (R,S,HD). 2.20 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.10 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Road Wars (R,S).

5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

12.20 Bottom (S). The pair try to improve their sex lives. 1.00 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Edina and Patsy hit the bottle. 1.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). A half-naked man mysteriously appears. 2.00 The Office (S). 2.30 Men Behaving Badly (S). 3.00 Close

RADIO

11.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 9/24.

11.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 10/24. Alan thinks about retiring.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Ellie Goulding. 9.00 Radio 1’s Stories. 10.00 Phil Taggart.

Midnight Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 2.00 B.Traits. 4.00 Adele Roberts.

Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Kalamazoo Gals. 11.00 The Art of Artists. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics. Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar.

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar. 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 9.45 Sean Rafferty at Home with Mitsuko Uchida. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 Jazz on 3.

12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

9.00 Start the Week. 9.45 (LW) Daily

Service. 9.45 (FM) Month of Madness.

10.00 (LW) Woman’s Hour. 10.00 (FM) Woman’s Hour. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special. 11.00 (FM) The Little Stamp That Became the Most Valuable Thing in the World. 11.30 (FM) Rudy’s Rare Records. Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. 12.04 (FM) You and Yours. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World at One. 1.45 (FM) Just So Science. 2.00 (FM) The Archers. 2.15 (FM) Afternoon Drama: Brought to Light. 3.00 (FM) Round Britain Quiz.

3.30 (FM) The Food Programme. 4.00 (FM) Arnold of the Five Towns. 4.30 (FM) Beyond Belief. 5.00 (FM) PM.

5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Test Match Special. 5.57 (FM) Weather.

6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.30 (FM) Just a Minute. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. John Wilson presents 7.45 An Everyday Story of Afghan Folk. 8.00 The Special Relationship: Uncovered.

8.30 Analysis. 9.00 Shared Planet. The second of two programmes recorded at the Hay Festival 9.30 Start the Week.

9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This.

11.00 Short Cuts. 11.30 Today in Parliament. Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Month of Madness.

12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC

12.15 Football League Gold (HD).

12.30 Football League Gold (HD).

12.45 Football League Gold (HD).

1.00 Premier League Years (S,HD).

Memorable moments from the 2010/11 season. 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives.

World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Tony Livesey. Noon Wimbledon. 4.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014.

7.00 World Cup Report. 7.30 Wimbledon. 8.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014.

11.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

WIMBLEDON 2014 (BBC2, 11.30am)

It really doesn’t get any better than this: strawberries and cream, over-diluted barley water, occasional downpours at inopportune moments and Cliff Richard. These are all the elements that combine to make the British Summer so Great. Oh, and a healthy dose of tennis, too, of course.

Today sees reigning champ Andy Murray (above) take to the courts.

Wouldn’t it be nice to see him smiling again this year? Along with Murray, Roger Federer will be hoping to book his place in Round Two. Mind you, the Swiss master has seen his form slip of late.

Few predicted France’s Marion Bartoli to win the 2013 women’s tournament. She’s since retired due to injury, so won’t be playing this year, which Brit contender Heather Watson may well be relieved to hear.

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TV PICKS

Tuesday’s Television Guide ALISON STEADMAN’S SHETLAND 9pm, ITV

The actress observes the wildlife of the Scottish archipelago, from puffins to sea urchins.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast Headlines and business news. (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD).

12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). From Leominster, Herefordshire. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S).

1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The firstround matches in the men’s and ladies’ singles are set to continue.

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

THE AUCTION HOUSE 9pm, Channel 4

The morning after the weekly auction at Lots Road, staff tackle the busiest day of the week as new items begin to arrive. Many of these are sourced by external valuer Andrew, who visits Chelsea’s super-rich in search of once-treasured finds that no longer fit with their everchanging tastes.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two Preview of upcoming programmes. (S). 6.20 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.20 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone: Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S). 9.05 Sign Zone: WW2: Captain Winkle Brown (R,S). 10.05 Sign Zone: Watchdog Test House (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 Daily Politics (S).

11.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Live coverage at the start of the second day.

SHOPGIRLS: THE TRUE STORY OF LIFE BEHIND THE COUNTER 9pm, BBC2

Pamela Cox charts the history of female staff in British shops over the past 150 years, examining how they have been central to a retail revolution.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With guest George Benson. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD).

3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Costa Rica v England. See Choices Above.

THE DOG RESCUERS WITH ALAN DAVIES 8pm, Channel 5

Matt Gough co-ordinates a mammoth operation involving the police, the fire service and the RSPCA to remove 72 dogs from an Essex farm. In Plymouth, inspector Sarah Morris catches a Border collie that has run away from its owner.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). Daily round-up of highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD).

1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). The team investigates the murder of a petty officer. 3.15 Film: Frozen Impact (S) (2003). Drama, starring Ted McGinley. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

▼

7.00 The One Show (S,HD).

7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Dean launches his salon, only for Shirley to cast a cloud over the event. Followed by Regional News.

▼

8.00 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

Japan v Colombia or Greece v Ivory Coast (Kick-offs 9.00pm).

All the action from one of the final World Cup Group C encounters in Brazil, held in Cuiaba and Fortaleza respectively.

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6 7 8 9

Match of the Day Live, 8pm

10

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after

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Ramsay’s Kitchen … 10pm

The Dog Rescuers … 8pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 7/20. With the guest voice of Jack Black.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Ziggy gives Jason a unique birthday present.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Darcy calls Heath and tells him she and Harley are lost in the Bush.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

7.40 ITV News and Weather (S).

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from the fifth and final day of the Second Test in the two-match series, which is staged at Headingley.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale is at the All England Club to look back at the key moments on day two of the third Grand Slam tournament of the year, with the first-round matches set to conclude.

8.00 Love Your Garden (S,HD). 1/8.

See Choices Above.

8.00 Location, Location, Location (S,HD). 5/5. Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp revisit two couples who wanted family homes for life, including a pair who were swapping Bolton for rural Herefordshire. Last in the series.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Shopgirls: The True Story of Life Behind the Counter (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Alison Steadman’s Shetland (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 The Auction House (S,HD).

2/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S,HD). 4/22. DB and the team are called in when a contestant on a reality TV cookery show discovers a human eyeball and contact lens on her plate when she takes a taste challenge.

10.00 Goodness Gracious Me Reunion Special (R,S,HD).

Comedy sketches, with Meera Syal, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

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11

Goodness Gracious Me, 10pm

11.10 BBC News (S,HD).

11.35 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

11.45 Hollywoodland (S) (2006). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.20 Police Under Pressure (R,S,HD). 1/2. Part one of two.

Documentary examining the state of policing in Britain.

1.45 Weatherview (S). 1.50 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 The Super League Show (S). 1.05 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). Costa Rica v England. 2.50 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools – L8R Youngers 3 (R,S,HD). 4.30 Fazer’s Urban Takeover (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – Labrinth’s Speak Out (R,S,HD).

Tuesday 24 Television Guide

Dickinson’s Real Deal, 3pm

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.35 Rambo III (S,HD) (1988). See Choices Above. ●●

12.25 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Loose Women (R,HD). With guest George Benson. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD).

Homeowners in Cambridgeshire and Suffolk vie for the £1,000 prize. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S). 2/9. In Arvada, Colorado, Gordon Ramsay visits one of the filthiest restaurants he has ever seen, and only one of the biggest transformations of the series can save it.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 22/72.

Highlights of Monday’s action, as the housemates continue their attempt to live harmoniously under the allseeing eye of Big Brother.

11.00 Europe’s Immigration Disaster (S,HD). The deaths of 360 migrants at sea in October 2013.

11.35 Coppers (R,S,HD). 1/8. A spate of burglaries in Nottinghamshire.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). BB-related debates, features, insights and gossip.

12.30 Poker (S). The Pokerstars.com PCA. 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 1.50 Trans World Sport (R,S,HD). Including a look at the state of cricket in Hong Kong. 2.50 The Grid (R,S). 3.15 Blenheim Triathlon (R,S).

4.10 Caterham at Zolder (R,S). 4.35 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 5.30 River Cottage Veg Heroes (R,S,HD). 5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 Wentworth Prison (R,S,HD).

Contemporary reworking of Prisoner: Cell Block H, starring Danielle Cormack. 12.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming.

3.10 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

In your newspaper today The Western Morning News on Tuesday is home to the superb Living Cornwall section, with news, features and events from all over this special county. Look out too for That Was the West That Was… a nostalgic round up of rare and historic South West photography from the archives. Visit www. westernmorningnews.co.uk for details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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Costa Rica v England (Kick-off 5.00pm). All the action from both teams’ third and final Group D encounter, as Roy Hodgson’s men look to end their group campaign on a high at the Estadio Mineirao in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, having lost their first match 2-1 to Italy.

ITV2 9.30 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

E4

Sky1

FILM PICKS

FIFA WORLD CUP LIVE 2014 4pm, ITV

LOVE YOUR GARDEN 8pm, ITV

Alan Titchmarsh and the green-fingered team transform a Manchester family’s neglected garden, introducing sensory planting for a 10-year-old deaf and partially sighted girl.

HOLLYWOODLAND 11.45pm, BBC1

Fact-based mystery focusing on the death of actor George Reeves, famed for his role as Superman in the 1950s TV series. With Ben Affleck.

GOLD

6.00 Real Filth Fighters (R,S).

7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Glee (R,S). Sue’s bid for political office causes heartbreak for another teacher. 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

5.30 Futurama (R,S).

I Wanna Marry … 8pm

The Mindy Project, 9.30pm

Ross Kemp: Extreme … 9pm

Hebburn, 8.20pm

Football’s Greatest, 8.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

26/30. A man from Essex takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24. Sheldon’s mother comes to visit.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 11/12.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

10/22. Bart gets the chance to save the school from closure.

6.20 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy (S). 5/5.

With Dave Spikey and Vicki Michelle.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.15 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.30 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). The career of Luis Figo.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Harry Hill narrates a selection of homevideo howlers.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 7/24.

Barney and Robin’s relationship is stuck in a rut.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

6/22.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

16/22. Homer becomes a member of the paparazzi.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/6. The Trotters help a damsel in distress.

7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/6. Del cashes in on a miracle.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the France team from 19982000.

8.00 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (R,S,HD). 4/8.

The girls continue their mission to win “Prince Harry’s” heart.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24.

8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 20/24.

Marshall discovers where Lily went after their argument.

8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 22/24. The plans for a new drone are stolen.

8.20 Hebburn (S). 5/6. Jack spends his first day as editor of the Hebburn Advertiser.

8.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Netherlands team from 1988.

8.30 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). The career of Steven Gerrard.

9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA (S). 9.00 New Girl (S,HD). 3/24.

Jess and Nick invite The teams are Schmidt and Cece on a challenged to dig up double date. potatoes, and then create a dish from their 9.30 The Mindy Project collected produce. Plus, (S,HD). 3/22. Casey has there is panic during the an identity crisis, and dinner service when becomes a DJ. some raw fish is sent out.

7.00 Butterflies (S). 7.40 dinnerladies (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Seven of One. 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 5.00 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy (S).

Sky Sports 1

8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 New Girl (R,S,HD).

10.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD).

11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Rules of Engagement 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

15/25. Featuring a fight between dog sleds and the internet.

10.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

16/25. A comic look at soaps and celebrities.

11.00 The Office (S). 2/6. A girl 11.00 Sporting Rivalries starts her work (HD). The intense rivalry experience. between Argentina and 11.40 Men Behaving Badly Brazil.

(S). 2/6. The housemates 11.30 Football’s Greatest have a sleepless night.

International Teams (S,HD).

12.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.45 Dads (R,S,HD).

1.10 Hell’s Kitchen USA (R,S). The teams are challenged to dig up potatoes. 2.00 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). 2.20 Teleshopping.

Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 Youngers (R,S,HD). 1.30 First Dates (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

12.20 Bottom (S). The duo await the gas man. 1.00 Big Train (S). A potato features in a bizarre tale of romance. 1.30 The Office (S). A girl starts her work experience. 2.00 Men Behaving Badly (S). The housemates have a sleepless night.

2.30 Bottom (S). The duo await the gas man. 3.00 Close

RADIO

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Spartacus: War of the (R,S,HD). 23/24. Howard Damned (R,S,HD). 3/10. tries to avoid being sent The warrior slave strikes into space. a deal with a band of marauders.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 24/24.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Review Show with Edith Bowman.

10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine.

Midnight Punk Show with Mike Davies. 2.00 Nihal. 4.00 Adele Roberts.

Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Gilles Peterson’s Musica Brasileira.

11.00 Michael Parkinson: My Favourite Things. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00

Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics. Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar.

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar. 7.30 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 in Concert.

10.00 Free Thinking in the Great War. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 Late Junction.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

7.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S).

Internet clips and home video footage.

7.30 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Electric cars and a rally team made up of amputees.

8.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

Japan v Colombia or Greece v Ivory Coast (Kick-offs 9.00pm).

11.00 EastEnders (R,S,HD). Dean launches his salon, only for Shirley to cast a cloud over the event.

11.30 Family Guy Brian discovers Meg has a secret boyfriend. (R,S).

11.55 Family Guy (R,S).

12.15 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.40 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.00 Badults (R,S,HD). 1.30 Murdered by My Boyfriend (R,S,HD). 2.30 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistan’s Heroin Hell (R,S,HD). 3.30 Badults (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD) 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo travels from Hythe to Hastings. (R,HD).

8.00 Rise of the Continents (R,HD). The formation of Earth’s major land masses, beginning with Africa.

9.00 Voyager: To the Final Frontier (R,HD). The story of the 1977 Voyager Space Mission.

10.00 Amber Ben worries his daughter fell foul of an online predator. (HD).

10.50 Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures (R,HD).

11.50 A History of Britain by Simon Schama 12.50 Rise of the Continents (R,HD).

One to watch

10.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

Former Manchester United players recall their time with the club under Tommy Docherty in the 1976/77 season.

11.00 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). 6/13.

11.50 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 11/24. Charlie is forced to rethink his attitude.

12.15 Spartacus: War of the Damned (R,S,HD). Crassus teaches his troops a brutal lesson. 1.30 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.20 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.10 The Good Guys (S). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD).

Will and Shelby pit their groups against each other. 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

9.00 Sporting Heroes: Steve 9.00 The Two Ronnies Harmison Interviews Spectacle (S). 1/3. ThreeKevin Keegan: Part part documentary telling Two (S,HD). The fast the story of the comedy bowler continues his double act, beginning interview with the former with an account of how Newcastle United and Ronnie Barker and England manager.

Ronnie Corbett first came to work together.

9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (R,S,HD). 4/6. The former EastEnders tough guy investigates the extent of the drug dealing business in Marseille as he continues his travels to expose criminal activities across the globe.

10.00 24: Live Another Day 10.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA (S). 10.00 First Dates (R,S,HD).

(R,S,HD). 8/12. President The teams are 3/8. Series one favourite Heller lets Jack in on a challenged to make ten Rajan hopes it will be secret plan he has been perfect plates of lobster fourth time lucky as he hatching, Kate crosses ravioli, with the winners tries to impress Corinne, the line to keep her earning a day poolside and Shakira shakes like hostage talking, and at a Beverly Hills a leaf as she embarks on Jordan faces a life-ormansion. her first ever first date. death struggle.

8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 10.00 Football Gold. 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD).

11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). 1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers (S).

2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD).

3.00 Premiership Years (S). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

RAMBO III 10.35pm, ITV

Vietnam veteran John Rambo heads for Afghanistan on a quest to rescue his old boss Colonel Trautman from prison. Action sequel, with Sylvester Stallone.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament.

9.00 The Life Scientific. 9.30 One to One. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Month of Madness. 10.00 (LW) Woman’s Hour. 10.00 (FM) Woman’s Hour. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special.

11.00 (FM) Shared Planet. 11.30 (FM) Bella Hardy Goes Home. Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast.

12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. 12.04 (FM) Call You and Yours. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World at One. 1.45 (FM) Just So Science. 2.00 (FM) The Archers. 2.15 (FM) Afternoon Drama: Burning Both Ends: When Oliver Reed Met Keith Moon. 3.00 (FM) Making History. 3.30 (FM) The Human

Zoo. 4.00 (FM) Law in Action. 4.30 (FM) A Good Read. 5.00 (FM) PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Test Match Special. 5.57 (FM) Weather.

6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.30 (FM) Life: An Idiot’s Guide. 7.00 The Archers.

7.15 Front Row. 7.45 An Everyday Story of Afghan Folk. 8.00 File on 4.

8.40 In Touch. 9.00 All in the Mind Awards – Final. 9.30 The Life Scientific.

9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This. 11.00 Clayton Grange. 11.30 Today in Parliament.

Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Month of Madness. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service.

12.00 Football League Gold (HD).

12.15 Football League Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S,HD).

12.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Premier League Years (S,HD). 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon World Cup: Brazil 2014: Rio Report. 1.00 Wimbledon. 4.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: Costa Rica v England. 7.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: 6-0-6. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 11.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

ALISON STEADMAN’S SHETLAND (ITV, 9pm)

Alison Steadman has a CV that would leave even the most qualified of actors green with envy. We’ve seen her in Shirley Valentine, Fat Friends and Gavin & Stacey to name but a few... but up until recently, she still hadn’t fulfilled a lifelong ambition: to visit Shetland.

However, now, not only has she visited the islands, she’s also documented her travels so we can get a piece of the action as well. The Shetland Archipelago is 200 miles offshore from Aberdeen and on many of the islands there aren’t any shops or even roads - but they are home to plenty of rare birds.

That bodes well for Alison, a keen birdwatcher and patron of RSPB. At 67, Alison says she loved her trip: “It took me years to finally make it to these islands - I should have done it a long time ago,” she says. “It will remain in my memory for many, many years.”

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TV PICKS

Wednesday’s Television Guide THIS OLD THING: THE VINTAGE CLOTHES SHOW 8pm, Channel 4

Dawn O’Porter celebrates the fashions of yesteryear, showing people how a vintage look can help forge a unique style.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast Headlines and business news. (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 11.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The opening matches on day three at the All England Club. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).

1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Sue Barker continues this afternoon’s live coverage from the All England Club.

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

THE HOTEL INSPECTOR RETURNS 9pm, Channel 5

Alex Polizzi finds out what has happened to some of the struggling hoteliers she helped in the past. In the first edition, she goes back to the Meudon Country House Hotel near Falmouth. Two years ago she found Harry and his son Mark struggling to balance the books, and encouraged them to revamp their menu.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.05 Animal Park (R,S). 7.35 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.15 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes: New Cases (R,S). 9.00 Sign Zone: Natural World: The Bat Man of Mexico (R,S). 10.00 Sign Zone: Watchdog Test House (R,S). 10.30 Sign Zone: See Hear (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD).

COAST AUSTRALIA 9.10pm, BBC2

Neil Oliver and the team explore Darwin and the surrounding area, learning about the part Victoria Settlement played in the struggle to colonise Australia’s northern frontier.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With guest Sophie Ellis-Bextor. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD).

3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Nigeria v Argentina (Kick-off 5.00pm).

THE ONLY WAY IS MARBS 10pm, ITV2

The reality programme continues as the Essex regulars – as well as some new faces – keeps the drinks and drama flowing on their annual jaunt to Marbella. The glamorous guys and girls are back in their Spanish retreat for plenty of partying, sun and sea – along with all the usual gossip and romance.

Channel 4

7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD).

3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). Highlights of Monday’s action. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). The team investigates the deaths of a radio DJ and a naval officer. 3.15 Film: Dead Lines (S,HD) (2010). Thriller, starring Jeri Ryan. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD).

5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Emergency Bikers (R,S,HD).

Birmingham paramedic Steve Harris treats a two-year-old with head trauma suffered after falling at the dentist’s.

Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale introduces highlights of the third day’s play from the All England Club, where the men’s and ladies’ singles were due to continue with round two.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs (S,HD). 3/8.

I’m a Celebrity winner Kian Egan, actor Nigel Havers and former England midfielder Paul Ince find out how much they know about their other halves.

Phillip Schofield hosts.

8.00 This Old Thing: The Vintage Clothes Show (S). 1/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 Brand New House for 5K (S,HD). New series. Linda Barker is given one week and £5,000 of her clients’ money to transform a property, beginning with a two-bedroom terraced house in need of attention. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.10 Coast Australia (S,HD). 7/8.

See Choices Above.

9.00 Benidorm (R,S,HD). 2/7. The guests take part in a dance contest organised by the Solana’s new manager Joyce, but test the patience of her old flame Cyril, who is supervising rehearsals.

9.00 One Born Every Minute (S,HD). 3/10. Emma Bunton visits Southmead Hospital to support the maternity unit’s charity, while an expectant mother must decide whether she has a future with her partner.

9.00 The Hotel Inspector Returns (S,HD). 1/4. See Choices Above.

10.00 Episodes (S,HD). 7/9. Beverly prepares to return to England.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.35 On Assignment (S,HD). 4/8.

Rageh Omaar explores Nigeria’s North/South divide.

10.00 My Last Summer (S). 4/4. See Choices Above.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 23/72. The pick of the previous day’s highlights as the new pals continue to cope, having waved goodbye to their friends and families to spend a couple of months in the Big Brother house.

11.10 BBC News (S,HD).

11.35 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

11.45 A Question of Sport: Super Saturday (R,S,HD). 1/5. Jason Manford presents this spin-off of the light-hearted quiz.

11.20 Fostering & Me with Lorraine Pascale (R,S,HD). The cookery writer examines the impact being a foster child had on her life.

11.05 Raw Deal (S,HD) (1986). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.00 CCTV: Caught on Camera (R,S). 3/3. The work of surveillance operators in Southampton’s city centre. Last in the series.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). Emma Willis and her guests discuss how the housemates are getting on.

12.30 Weatherview (S). 12.35 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S,HD).

12.50 Sign Zone: Welcome to Rio (R,S).

1.50 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). 3.35 This Is BBC Two (S).

4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S). 4.00 How to Build (R,S). 4.30 How to Build (R,S,HD).

5.00 Schools – The Bloodhound Adventure (R,S,HD).

1.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside.

3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Homeowners in Cornwall vie for the £1,000 prize. Last in the series. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Music on 4: Superstar DJs: With Annie Mac (S,HD). 12.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). 1.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S).

2.15 Film: Mister Lonely (S,HD) (2007).

Drama, starring Samantha Morton. ●● 3.50 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 4.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R,S,HD). 5.00 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts (R,S,HD). A biker needs emergency treatment after a serious accident. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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7.10 Regional News (S); Weather.

7.15 ITV News and Weather (S).

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Leanne tells Nick she spent the night with Kal.

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6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Oscar visits Tamara in hospital.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 The One Show (S,HD).

7.30 Watchdog (S,HD). The team investigates claims that a diet pill does not work. Followed by Regional News.

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Emergency Bikers, 7pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 8/20.

Sideshow Bob and his family plot to kill Bart.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). The day of Grace’s trial arrives.

8.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

Honduras v Switzerland or Ecuador v France (Kick-offs 9.00pm). Coverage of one of the concluding Group E matches in Brazil, staged in Manaus and Rio de Janeiro respectively.

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One Born Every Minute, 9pm

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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The One Show, 7pm

Benidorm, 9pm

Wednesday 25 Television Guide

In your newspaper today Wednesday is farming day for The Western Morning News. Expect in-depth coverage of all the agricultural issues that matter. There’s also our usual everyday offering of insightful and up-to-date news and features from across the Westcountry and wider world. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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YOUNGERS 7.30pm, E4

The Bad Breeds, Bangs and Youngers are due to perform at the opening party for Benny’s studio, but Mar-Lon and Jay put each other at risk when they compete for Davina’s affections. Elsewhere, Yemi’s relationship with Abena comes under threat from his mum, and Benny has unsettling news.

ITV2 8.30 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.30 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

E4

Sky1

8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee 10.00 Happy Endings 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Real Filth Fighters Following specialist clean-up teams. (R,S).

7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Glee (R,S). The day of sectionals arrives. 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD).

5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

RAW DEAL 11.05pm, ITV

FILM PICK

MY LAST SUMMER 10pm, Channel 4

The participants gather at the Cotswold manor house one final time to mark Junior’s death, and it is apparent that their illnesses are progressing. Last in the series.

An FBI agent is discharged for insubordination but later offered his old job back – on the condition that he agrees to infiltrate a gang of Chicago mobsters and bring their leader to book for killing the son of the Bureau’s chief. Action adventure thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger alongside Sam Wanamaker, Kathryn Harrold, Darren McGavin, Ed Lauter, Paul Shenar, Robert Davi and Steven Hill.

GOLD

Sky Sports 1

8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD).

10.00 World Cup Verdict (HD).

10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 11.00 Premiership Years (S).

1.00 Football’s Greatest (HD).

1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers (S). 2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Premiership Years (S). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

The Only Way Is … 10pm

Addams Family Values, 8pm

24: Live Another Day, 9pm

Only Fools and Horses, 7pm

Football’s Greatest, 8.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

27/30. Andrew from London picks three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 7/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 8/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 1/16.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

20/22. Lisa tries to become a dancer.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4/10. Compo enlists Wesley’s aid in winning over Nora Batty.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.15 Football Gold (HD).

6.30 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Thierry Henry.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 11/23.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 17/23. Featuring bad manners and baby animals.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

7.30 Youngers (S). 8/8. See Choices Above.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

7/22.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

17/22. Brazilian football legend Ronaldo guest stars.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3/6.

7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4/6. The Trotters fall for the same girl.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

Up-to-the-minute news.

7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the France team from 1984.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! (R,S).

Harry Hill narrates a compilation show featuring some of the funniest clips sent in by viewers.

8.00 Addams Family Values (S,HD) (1993).

Spooky couple Gomez and Morticia hire a nanny, who hatches a plan to marry Uncle Fester for his fortune, then murder him.

Comedy sequel, starring Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia. ●●●●

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

18/22. A prank lands Homer in hospital.

8.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

20/22. With the voice of Barry White.

8.20 Hebburn (S). 6/6. Jack and Sarah prepare for their marriage blessing ceremony.

8.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the France team from 19982000.

8.30 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Lionel Messi.

9.00 24: Live Another Day (S). 9/12. Jack concocts a plan with Chloe to eliminate the terrorist threat before any more attacks are launched, then he and Kate pursue crucial leads to gain the upper hand over the enemy.

9.00 dinnerladies (S). 2/6.

The staff await a royal visit.

9.40 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 2/6. Edina tries to lose weight.

9.00 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (S,HD). 5/8.

“Sir” and one of the girls go cruising in a sports car and stop for lunch at an American-style diner.

Later, a beauty pageant is held in which all the women compete.

10.00 The Only Way Is 10.00 Rude Tube: Extreme Marbs (S,HD). See Rides (R,S,HD). 8/8. The Choices Above. most popular internet videos featuring modes 10.50 Educating Joey Essex: of transport, counting Football Fever down the 50 most (R,S,HD). dangerous ways of getting from A to B.

10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (R,S,HD). 5/6. The actor heads to New Orleans, where he discovers a city experiencing a homelessness epidemic.

10.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). 2/6. Tom lands an audition.

10.00 Time of Our Lives.

Former player Jack Charlton, Norman Hunter and Paul Reaney look back at Don Revie’s managerial spell at Leeds United.

11.00 The Office (S). 3/6.

Passions run high at the annual quiz.

11.40 Men Behaving Badly (S). 3/6. Deborah makes a shocking announcement.

11.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD). The intense rivalry between the Netherlands and Germany.

11.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD).

12.35 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.30 Hell’s Kitchen USA (R,S). The teams are challenged to make lobster ravioli.

2.15 Kesha: The Hot Desk (R,HD).

2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD).

12.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 1.30 Rude Tube: Extreme Rides (R,S,HD). 2.30 Being Erica (R,S,HD). 3.15 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

12.20 Bottom (S). Eddie and Richie run into bad luck. 1.00 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Edina tries to lose weight. 1.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Tom lands an audition.

2.00 The Office (S). Passions run high at the annual quiz. 2.30 Men Behaving Badly (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (HD). 12.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Premier League Years (S). 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives.

RADIO

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Spartacus: War of the (R,S,HD). 1/24. Howard Damned (R,S,HD). 5/10. gets caught in a strange Spartacus unearths a argument. potential betrayal.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/24.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 3.30 The Official Chart Update. 4.00 Greg James.

7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 My Playlister.

10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine.

Midnight Huw Stephens. 2.00 Benji B. 4.00 Adele Roberts.

Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe.

8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Walking with the Wind: America’s Civil Rights Struggle. 11.00 Trevor Nelson’s Soul

Show. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics. Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar.

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong.

4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar. 7.30 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43

Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament.

9.00 Midweek. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Month of Madness.

10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Linard’s Travels. 11.30 A Charles Paris Mystery: Corporate Bodies. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 You and Yours. 12.30 Face the Facts. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Just So Science. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Hatch, Match and Dispatch. 3.00 Money Box Live. 3.30 All in the Mind Awards – Final. 4.00 Thinking Allowed. 4.30 The Media Show. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping

Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Start/Stop. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme, with Kirsty Lang 7.45 (LW) An Everyday Story of Afghan Folk. 7.45 (FM) An Everyday Story of Afghan Folk.

8.00 The Moral Maze. Michael Buerk chairs a debate on ethical issue 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Frontiers.

Examining how general anaesthetics work 9.30 Midweek. 9.59 Weather.

10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This. 11.00 Before They Were Famous. 11.15 Tina C’s Global Depression Tour. 11.30 Today in Parliament. Midnight News and

7.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S).

Internet clips and home video footage.

7.30 Traffic Cops (R,S,HD). A man attempts to run from two patrolling officers in Grimsby.

8.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

Honduras v Switzerland or Ecuador v France (Kick-offs 9.00pm).

Coverage of one of the concluding Group E matches in Brazil, staged in Manaus and Rio de Janeiro respectively.

11.00 Orphan Black (S,HD). Cosima takes a turn for the worse.

11.45 Family Guy (R,S).

Stewie auditions in drag for a TV show.

12.05 Family Guy (R,S).

12.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.55 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.15 Orphan Black (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD).

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD).

8.00 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens (R,HD).

The lives of Isabella of France and Margaret of Anjou.

9.00 Majesty and Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces The arrival of a new style of palace borrowed from ancient Rome.

10.00 Caravans: A British Love Affair (R).

11.00 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions (R,HD).

12.00 The Legend of Billie Jean King: Battle of the Sexes (R,HD). 1.20 Parks and Recreation (R).

1.40 Parks and Recreation (R). 2.00 SheWolves: England’s Early Queens (R,HD). 3.00 Majesty and Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces (R).

One to watch

9.00 Sporting Heroes: Phil Tufnell Interviews Tony Adams (HD). The cricket pundit talks to the former England footballer about his career, which saw him as a mainstay of the Arsenal side during a golden period for the club.

11.50 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). 8/13. With guests Verne Troyer, Chris Ramsey and Peter Andre.

12.15 Spartacus: War of the Damned (R,S,HD). Crassus, Caesar and their men invade the city. 1.30 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.20 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.10 The Good Guys (S). 4.00 Glee (R,S).

5.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

Weather. 12.30 Month of Madness.

12.48 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Tony Livesey.

12.30pm Wimbledon. 4.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 7.00 World Cup Report.

7.30 Wimbledon. 8.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 11.30 Phil Williams.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

THIS OLD THING: THE VINTAGE CLOTHES SHOW (Channel 4, 8pm)

Dawn O’Porter loves vintage clothes and wants us to share her enthusiasm for all things retro. The presenter explains: “It’s about trying to get people to step away from the mass-production of the high street. They’ll not only be a bit more stylish and stand out, but it’ll also do something to combat our throwaway culture where people buy clothes and then chuck them away the next season.

“I want people to fall back in love with clothes like they did in the old days, value what they buy a little more, and look after clothes better.”

Put like that, it sounds simple, especially when you consider how many new styles are actually inspired by fashions from previous decades.

The first person Dawn tries to convert is a high street fashion fanatic from Bristol. But will she be convinced?

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Thursday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

BEAUTY QUEEN OR BUST 9pm, Channel 4

Documentary following some of the entrants competing in regional heats for the Miss World competition, beginning with the Miss Black Country pageant.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD).

1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Live coverage of the fourth day’s play. 4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). USA v Germany or Portugal v Ghana (Kick-offs 5.00pm).

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HOT PROPERTY: BUSINESS BOOMERS 9pm, BBC2

The return after a break of the documentary examining businesses that have flourished during the economic downturn of recent years, concluding with a look at the fortunes of Britain’s housebuilding companies. The programme reveals why it is such a source of controversy and conflict.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.10 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.10 Animal Park (R,S). 7.40 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes: New Cases (R,S). 9.05 Sign Zone: Escape to the Continent (R,S). 10.05 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 Daily Politics (S). 11.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The opening matches on day four at the All England Club.

CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF 9pm, BBC1

GEORGE CLARKE’S AMAZING SPACES 8pm, Channel 4

Dancer Wayne Sleep, actors Leslie Ash and Alex Ferns, TV presenter Tania Bryer and former Made in Chelsea star Millie Mackintosh compete in the third heat.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). A garden-themed makeover. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

The architect meets an engaged couple in Manchester who, after discovering a hidden basement in their new home, decided to postpone their dream honeymoon to Las Vegas and spend £10,000 creating a casino instead. He also visits a woman who built her own shop for £5,000.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S).

10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD).

11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). The pick of the previous day’s highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Ice Twisters (S) (2009).

Sci-fi thriller, starring Mark Moses. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Georgia quizzes Kyle about whether he was unfaithful in Thailand.

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7.10 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

7.35 Regional News (S); Weather.

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 37/52. See Choices Above.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale introduces highlights of the fourth day’s play at the All England Club, where the men’s and ladies’ second-round singles were scheduled to conclude.

9.00 Celebrity MasterChef (S,HD).

5/13. See Choices Above.

9.00 Hot Property: Business Boomers (S,HD). 4/4. See Choices Above.

George Clarke’s Amazing … 8pm

Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!, 8pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 9/20.

Homer wakes up to find his family missing.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). The verdict is delivered in Grace’s trial.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Phoebe tries to get the Braxtons and the Barretts to talk.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Old home movies cause trouble.

7.30 The Rise of the Super Rats: Tonight (S,HD). Rodents that can now survive conventional poisons.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD).

A dog handler is forced to wrestle with a drunk man on the high street in Lincoln.

Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Moira deals with the fallout from the revelation.

8.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). South Korea v Belgium (Kick-off 9.00pm). Coverage of both teams’ concluding Group H fixture, which comes from the Arena de Sao Paulo in Brazil. Belgium are unbeaten in the three previous meetings between the sides, having earned a win and a draw in the respective 1990 and 1998 World Cups and, most recently, claiming a 2-1 victory in Seoul in 1999. Presented by Adrian Chiles, with analysis by Gordon Strachan, Lee Dixon and Ian Wright.

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (S,HD). 4/7. See Choices Above.

8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Beauty Queen or Bust (S).

1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts (S,HD). 6/6.

Ann Weaver treats a 73-yearold man who fell down a flight of stairs, and then tends to an 18-year-old who has been stabbed and is losing blood quickly. Last in the series.

10.00 Meet the Mormons (S,HD).

Documentary following 20-year-old Josh Field as he surrenders to church rules and spends two years of his life spreading the word of Mormonism in Leeds.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 24/72.

Further diary-room confessionals, domestic dramas and off-kilter challenges as the housemates continue to live out their lives in front of the cameras.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S).

10.35 Question Time (S,HD). 36/38.

Topical debate from Wolverhampton, chaired by David Dimbleby.

10.00 Mock the Week (S,HD). 3/11.

With Angela Barnes, Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

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Question Time, 10.35pm

11.35 This Week (S). The past seven days in politics.

11.20 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD).

The concluding Group G and Group H matches.

11.15 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.40 Regional News (S); Weather.

11.50 The Cube (R,S,HD). 2/9. A man from Derby and a paramedic take up the challenge.

11.05 Britain’s Benefit Tenants (R,S). The work of specialist letting agencies.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). Fans’ thoughts on the latest developments.

12.20 Holiday Weatherview (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Britain’s Homeless Families – Panorama (R,S,HD). Families forced out of their homes by private landlords. 1.20 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). USA v Germany.

3.05 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools: 3, 2, 1 Go! – Key Stage 3 (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – Ecomaths: Primary (R,S,HD).

12.45 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Rise of the Super Rats: Tonight (R,HD). 3.20 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Homeowners in the south-west Midlands rate one another’s properties. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.00 The Virgin Killer (R,S,HD). 12.55 One Born Every Minute (R,S,HD). 1.50 My Last Summer (R,S,HD). 2.45 How to Fix a Football Match: Channel 4 Dispatches (R,S). 3.40 Europe’s Immigration Disaster (R,S,HD). 4.05 This Old Thing: The Vintage Clothes Show (R,S). 5.00 Mary’s Silver Service (R,S,HD).

5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 The Girl Raised by Monkeys (R,S,HD). A woman who claims she spent five years of her childhood as a member of a troop of capuchins. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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CAN’T PAY? WE’LL TAKE IT AWAY! 8pm, Channel 5

Repossession agents Mike Allonby and Terry Jones travel to Cheshire to collect a vehicle from a woman who owes several hundred pounds on a loan. High court enforcement officers Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner try to track down a man who owes more than £10,000 to his landlord.

ITV2 7.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.30 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.30 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

12.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD).

1.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

E4

Sky1

8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S).

12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Real Filth Fighters (R,S).

7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Festive edition of the musical comedy. 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). The Goa’uld try to destroy Atlantis. 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

5.30 Futurama (R,S).

I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT 8pm, ITV2

FILM PICK

HOLBY CITY 8pm, BBC1

Raf’s suspicions are aroused when he learns Amy (Wendy Kweh) covered for Harry’s (Jules Knight) mistake. Elliott faces the truth about his condition, while Colette finds out about Jesse and Zosia’s affair.

Premiere. An investment fund manager makes a continual effort to juggle her work commitments and her two children. When she is offered a new career opportunity that she cannot afford to pass up, the new responsibilities make her already complicated routine even harder to cope with. Comedy based on Allison Pearson’s book, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear, Christina Hendricks, Kelsey Grammer, Seth Meyers, Olivia Munn and Jane Curtin.

GOLD 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict (HD). 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Football’s Greatest (HD).

1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers (S). 2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD).

3.00 Premiership Years (S). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

TV OD, 10pm

2 Broke Girls, 9pm

Intelligence, 9pm

One Foot in the Grave, 8.20pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

20/30. Sussex bachelor James looks for love.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 9/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/24. Stuart asks Amy out on a date.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 3/16.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

15/22. Bart’s graffiti impresses a group of professional artists.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 6/10. Marina enlists the trio’s help.

6.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Cristiano Ronaldo.

6.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 12/23.

7.35 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 18/23. The antics of men behaving stupidly.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 8/24.

Barney reverts to his old ways after breaking up with Robin.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

2/22.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

18/22. Bart costs the Isotots baseball team the championship.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 5/6. Rodney becomes a film-maker.

7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 6/6. A millionaire offers Del a partnership.

8.00 I Don’t Know How She Does It (S,HD) (2011). See Choices Above. ●●

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (S,HD). 22/24.

8.30 How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 21/24.

An old friend unexpectedly shows up at the wedding.

8.00 Football’s Funniest Moments (R,S,HD). A look back at comical incidents from the world of Premier League football, including interviews with players and pundits.

8.20 One Foot in the Grave (S). 4/6. A quiet drive turns into a nightmare.

7.00 Super League Superstars (HD). Weekly chat show.

7.30 Live Super League (HD). Hull Kingston Rovers v Huddersfield Giants (Kick-off 8.00pm).

Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson introduce coverage of the Super League fixture at Craven Park.

9.00 2 Broke Girls (S,HD).

21/24. Max and Caroline make a wedding cake.

9.30 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 2/6. The four lads play truant.

9.00 Intelligence (S,HD).

12/13. Gabriel fights to prove his innocence after being framed for the murder of the FBI deputy director – by none other than his old enemy Mei Chen. Josh Holloway and Faye Kingslee star.

9.00 dinnerladies (S). 3/6.

Bren’s mother wreaks havoc.

9.40 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 3/6. Edina and Patsy head for Provence.

10.00 TV OD (S,HD). 4/8. A 10.00 Rude Tube 2012 humorous look at the (R,S,HD). 1/6. Alex Zane most talked about presents 50 internet shows on TV. videos on the theme of failure, featuring 10.30 Celebrity Juice: I’m a spelling bees, crashed Celebrity Special Lamborghinis, the (R,S,HD). 11/13. Comedy world’s worst bedroom quiz, with Gino band and a skateboard D’Acampo, Shaun Ryder disaster. and Russell Kane.

10.00 Intelligence (HD).

13/13. Gabriel and Riley learn that the US government has been infiltrated by sleeper agents – including a familiar face. Josh Holloway and Meghan Ory star. Last in the series.

10.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). 3/6. Linda finds romance with a motorcycle courier.

12.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1.30 Rude Tube 2012 (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD).

2.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

RADIO

12.10 Dads (R,S,HD). 12.40 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). 1.25 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

Highlights from the long-running home video show. 2.15 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

Band. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics. Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar.

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3. 4.30 Music in the Great War: In Tune. 6.30 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar. 7.30 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking in the Great War. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43

12.05 Family Guy (R,S).

12.30 Stacey Dooley: The Truth About Domestic Violence (R,S,HD). 1.30 Murdered by My Boyfriend (R,S,HD). 2.30 Badults (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stacey Dooley: The Truth About Domestic Violence (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). Mike Read presents an edition first broadcast on July 12, 1979.

8.00 Precision: The Measure of All Things (R,HD).

Exploring humanity’s obsession with measuring the environment.

9.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). The story of Henry II. 10.00 Doris Day: Virgin Territory (R). Profile of the American actress.

11.00 Holy Flying Circus (R,HD).

Comedy drama, starring Darren Boyd and Charles Edwards.

12.30 Rise of the Continents (R,HD). 1.30 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R).

2.10 Amber (R,HD). 3.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R).

10.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

Former Aston Villa players Gary Shaw, Tony Morley and Allan Evans recall their European Cup triumph from the 1981/82 season. Hosted

by Jeff Stelling.

11.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 3/24. 11.00 Spartacus: War of the 11.00 The Office (S). 4/6. A 11.00 Premier League staff training day turns Jess and Nick invite Damned (R,S,HD). 7/10.

Legends (S,HD). into a sing-song.

Schmidt and Cece on a The rebel forces become 11.30 Football’s Greatest double date. stranded on a 11.40 Men Behaving Badly International Teams snowbound ridge.

(S). 4/6. Gary and 11.30 The Mindy Project (S,HD). A look at the Dorothy take a weekend (R,S,HD). 3/22. Casey has West German national break. an identity crisis. side in 1972 and 1974.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw.

10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Residency: Simon Patterson. 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine. Midnight The Residency: Tiesto. 2.00 Toddla T. 4.00 Adele Roberts.

Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Jo Whiley.

10.00 The Fuller Picture: The Simon Fuller Story. 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains. 11.30 Listen to the

7.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). Party animal Jonny takes sole charge of organising his wedding.

8.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD).

Cameras follow teenagers from Berkshire and east London.

9.00 Stacey Dooley: The Truth About Domestic Violence (S,HD).

Investigating abusive behaviour in young people’s relationships.

10.00 Murdered by My Boyfriend (R,S,HD). Drama, starring Georgina Campbell 11.00 Family Guy (R,S).

11.25 Family Guy (R,S).

11.45 Family Guy (R,S).

One to watch

11.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 15/24.

11.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 16/24. Charlie lands himself in a difficult situation.

12.15 Spartacus: War of the Damned (R,S,HD). Spartacus’s men reach a critical juncture. 1.30 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.20 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.10 The Good Guys (S). 4.00 Glee (R,S).

The day of sectionals arrives. 5.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

12.20 Bottom (S). Eddie and Richie face a gang of looters. 1.00 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Edina and Patsy head for Provence. 1.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Linda finds romance with a motorcycle courier. 2.00 The Office (S). 2.30 Men Behaving Badly (S). 3.00 Close

Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament.

9.00 In Our Time. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Month of Madness.

10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 From Our Own Correspondent. 11.30 Mark Morris: The Wild Card of Dance. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast.

12.04 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather.

1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Just So Science. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: A Hospital Odyssey.

3.00 Ramblings. 3.27 Radio 4 Appeal.

3.30 Open Book. 4.00 The Film Programme. 4.30 Inside Science. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57

Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Ed Reardon’s Week. 7.00 The Archers.

7.15 Front Row. Arts programme, with Kirsty Lang 7.45 An Everyday Story of Afghan Folk. 8.00 Law in Action. Legal developments. Last in the series 8.30 The Bottom Line. 9.00 Inside Science.

Presented by Adam Rutherford 9.30 In Our Time. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With David Eades 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This. 11.00 Trodd en Bratt Say “Well Done You”. Lucy writes a song for a new Bond villain 11.30 Today in Parliament. Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Month of Madness.

12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Premiership Years (S). The 1992/93 season. 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD).

4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD).

5.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon Wimbledon. 4.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 7.00 World Cup Report. 7.30 Wimbledon. 8.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014.

11.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

BEAUTY QUEEN OR BUST (Channel 4, 9pm)

The regional heats of the international Miss World competition get under way in towns and cities across England, including one at Torquay in Devon.

This three-part series follows some of the young entrants hoping to make it through the local heats in Blackpool, Hull and Wolverhampton.

These girls have their hopes pinned on winning a place in Miss World - the planet’s most famous beauty contest but their dreams could be dashed at any moment.

For many, it means an escape from their less-than-enviable lives. One of the competitors, Diamond, is 18-years-old and, after being kicked out of school, she now worries what she’ll do for a living.

Meanwhile, Sammy Jo has been unemployed for the last two years and currently lives in a hostel with other jobless teenagers. May the best beauty queen win...

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Friday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

GLASTONBURY 2014 10pm, BBC2

Jo Whiley, Mark Radcliffe and Lauren Laverne kick off BBC Two’s live coverage from Worthy Farm, introducing a selection of highlights.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast Headlines and business news. (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD).

12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). The teams head to the Royal Highland Centre in Edinburgh. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Further live coverage from the All England Club.

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF 8.30pm, BBC1

The pressure is on as the remaining four celebrity cooks battle it out for another two semi-final places. They begin with a knowledge and skills test in which one by one they have to identify a tray of syrups and sugars and then make a stack of American-style pancakes and bacon.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.20 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.20 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes: New Cases (R,S). 9.05 Sign Zone: The Great British Sewing Bee (R,S). 10.05 Sign Zone: First Time on the Front Line (R,S). 10.35 The Travel Show (S,HD). 11.00 Daily Politics (S). 11.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The opening live coverage on the fifth day at the All England Club.

FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER 10pm, Channel 4

Dad has been secretly hiding a dead fox in the outside freezer as he wants to get it stuffed, and enlists the help of Adam and Jonny to stop Mum finding out about it.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Marking tomorrow’s Armed Forces Day. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S).

4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

IT’LL BE ALRIGHT ON THE NIGHT 9pm, ITV

Griff Rhys Jones presents a collection of ribtickling bloopers rescued from the cuttingroom floor, featuring embarrassing mistakes by some of the biggest names on TV. The programme includes clips from popular shows like Coronation Street, Emmerdale, Surprise Surprise and The Chase.

Channel 4

7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD).

3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff Panel discussion. (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). A chance to catch up with the latest action. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD).

1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Her Fatal Flaw (S) (2006). Crime drama, starring Victoria Pratt. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

8 Out of 10 Cats Does … 9pm

Big Brother: Live, 9pm

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6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/20.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Mercedes and Freddie’s hidden vendetta against Grace is in danger of exposure.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Maddy asks Kyle to talk Josh out of moving back to Mangrove River.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Chris Evans, Alex Jones and Fearne Cotton present a special edition live from Glastonbury. Followed

by Regional News.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD).

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Gary gets a shock when his onenight stand turns up at the gym.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 World’s Busiest Airport (R,S,HD). Behind the scenes at Hong Kong International.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Stan tries to reconcile Linda and Johnny.

8.30 Celebrity MasterChef (S,HD).

6/13. See Choices Above.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale presents highlights of the fifth day’s play at the All England Club, where the third-round matches in the men’s and ladies’ singles were due to get under way.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Life at the Bartons’ is in pieces and the scandal is the talk of the village.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Gail is horrified when Michael shows her the love letter.

8.00 Celebrity Fifteen To One (S,HD). 4/4. Jimmy Carr, Paul Hollywood and Rachel Riley are among the 15 well-known faces competing to win a large cash prize for charity. Quiz, hosted by Adam Hills. Last in the series.

8.00 The Hunt for Hitler’s Missing Millions (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Gardeners’ World (S,HD).

15/31. Joe Swift has a behindthe-scenes tour of private gardens at Eton College.

9.30 QI (R,S,HD). 17/18. First of two compilations of highlights from the K series.

9.00 It’ll Be Alright on the Night (R,S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (S). 4/6. Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show’s version of the famous quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by guests Jason Manford and Stephen Mangan.

9.00 Big Brother: Live (S,HD).

25/72. Emma Willis announces the result of the latest eviction, and there is also the usual daily round-up of highlights from the Big Brother compound.

▼

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

10.35 The Graham Norton Show (S,HD). 13/13. Highlights from the recent run. Last in the series.

10.00 Glastonbury 2014 (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.35 Fast & Furious (S,HD) (2009).

See Choices Above. ●●●

11.20 Uncle (S,HD). 6/6. The custody case is thrown into jeopardy.

Last in the series.

11.50 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus.

Ronnie is forced to reconsider her priorities.

11.00 Weather (S).

11.05 Glastonbury 2014 (S,HD).

Including Arcade Fire’s headline set on the Pyramid stage.

1.45 Weatherview (S). 1.50 BBC News (S,HD).

2.00 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S).

Topical debate from Wolverhampton. 3.00 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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Coronation Street, 7.30pm

10 11

Gardeners’ World, 9pm

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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6 7 8 9

The Graham Norton Show, 10.35pm

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12.30 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

10.00 Friday Night Dinner (S,HD).

2/6. See Choices Above.

10.35 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 4/6.

The friends go clubbing in London.

10.00 Stand by Your Man (S,HD).

3/10. Four more contestants try to win the chance to date one of 40 women.

10.40 Big Brother: The Eviction (S,HD). 26/72. Emma Willis chats to the evicted housemate.

11.05 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 5/6.

Will helps co-ordinate the school’s Duke of Edinburgh award scheme.

11.40 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 6/6.

The friends prepare for their exams.

11.10 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). Rylan Clark meets the latest evictee.

12.10 Film: The Waterboy (S,HD) (1998).

Sporting comedy, starring Adam Sandler. ●●● 1.40 The Angelos Epithemiou Show (R,S,HD). 2.10 I’m Spazticus (R,S,HD). 2.35 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 3.15 According to Jim (R,S,HD).

3.40 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 4.00 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 4.55 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD).

12.10 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Autopsy: Anna Nicole Smith’s Last Hours (R,S,HD). Dr Richard Shepherd investigates the death of the model in February 2007. Last in the series.

4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S).

5.10 Nick’s Quest (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

In your newspaper today Friday’s Western Morning News includes our insightful Westcountry Horses section, plus there’s extensive motoring coverage of road tests, news and more. Westcountry Live! is your essential round-up of the region’s forthcoming arts and culture events. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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EDUCATING JOEY ESSEX: FOOTBALL FEVER 8pm, ITV2

The former TOWIE star heads out of his comfort zone as he travels to South America to learn all about Brazil. Following on from his recent African adventure, Joey’s jawdropping journey of discovery takes him to the samba capital Rio de Janeiro.

Documentary examining how a team of British intelligence officers who found Adolf Hitler’s will went on a quest to uncover the extent of his wealth and locate the money.

ITV2 9.30 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

E4

Sky1

8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S).

12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Real Filth Fighters Following specialist clean-up teams. (R,S).

7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Will plans a romantic surprise for Emma. 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

5.30 Futurama (R,S).

FAST & FURIOUS 10.35pm, ITV

FILM PICK

THE HUNT FOR HITLER’S MISSING MILLIONS 8pm, Channel 5

News of a friend’s murder brings international fugitive Dominic Toretto back to his home city of Los Angeles in search of revenge. It is not long before his pursuit leads him to cross paths with FBI agent Brian O’Conner, and despite their hostile feelings toward each other, the pair work together to bring down those responsible. Thriller sequel, starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster.

GOLD 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 9.00 Premier League Legends 9.30 Destination Brazil 10.00 World Cup Verdict 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Premiership Years 1.00 Football’s Greatest 1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers (S).

2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams 2.30 Premier League Legends 3.00 Premiership Years (S). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits

White Chicks, 9pm

Wayne’s World, 9pm

An Idiot Abroad 2, 9pm

Gimme Gimme … 10.20pm

Fight Night – Live, 8pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

19/30. Daniel from London picks three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 5/16.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

11/22. Bart becomes convinced he is a faith healer.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 8/10. Foggy finds an interest in camcorders.

6.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

6.30 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Ryan Giggs.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 13/23.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Footballing fun.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 9/24.

Lily explains why she and her father stopped speaking.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

11/22.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

19/22. Homer becomes a firefighter.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 1987 in which DelBoy sets out to find his dear departed mother’s treasure trove.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Spain team from 20082012.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 21/24.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/24. The gang celebrates Star Wars Day.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

13/24. Featuring the voice of Sting.

8.30 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 6/12.

With Karen Pickering and Jimmy Carr.

8.20 One Foot in the Grave (S). 1/6. Victor’s house is burgled.

8.00 Fight Night – Live (HD).

Ricky Burns v Dejan Zlaticanin. Coverage of the bout for the vacant WBC International Lightweight title at the Braehead Arena in Glasgow.

9.00 Wayne’s World (S,HD) (1992). Two heavy-metal fans broadcast an amateur TV show from their basement, but a slimy network executive sees a chance to exploit them. Comedy, starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. ●●●●

9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 (R,S,HD). 1/8. Karl Pilkington visits destinations on his “bucket list”, beginning with a trip to an island in the South Pacific.

9.00 dinnerladies (S). 4/6.

Philippa has a bright idea for raising spirits.

9.40 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 5/6. Edina gets involved in Patsy’s magazine.

8.00 Educating Joey Essex: Football Fever (R,S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 White Chicks (S,HD) (2004). Two black male FBI agents are forced to pose as white female debutantes to protect a couple of heiresses from a kidnapping plot.

Comedy, starring brothers Shawn and Marlon Wayans. ●

10.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 8/10.

Sports broadcaster Gabby Logan and former X Factor contestant Stacey Solomon join the team to look back at 2011’s funniest sporting moments.

11.00 The Office (S). 5/6. Brent 11.00 Sporting Rivalries employs a new secretary.

(S,HD).

11.40 Men Behaving Badly 11.30 Football’s Greatest (S). 5/6. Tony tries to International Teams make Deborah jealous.

(S,HD). A profile of the Spain team from 20082012.

12.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.35 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.00 Dads (R,S,HD).

1.25 TV OD (R,S,HD). A humorous look at the most talked about shows on TV. 1.55 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Bodyshockers: My Big Boob Hell (R,S,HD). 1.00 Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy (R,S,HD). 1.35 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.05 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 Bodyshockers: My Big Boob Hell (R,S,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,S,HD).

12.20 Bottom (S). Richie celebrates his birthday. 1.00 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Edina gets involved in Patsy’s magazine. 1.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Linda’s sister takes up residence. 2.00 The Office (S). Brent employs a new secretary.

2.30 Men Behaving Badly (S).

3.00 Close

RADIO

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Spartacus: War of the (R,S,HD). 5/24.

Damned (R,S). 9/10.

Crassus identifies a rival.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24. Sheldon upsets Stephen Hawking when they play an online game.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Dev. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Danny Howard. 6.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny Howard. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 Pete Tong. 11.00 Skream and Benga.

1.00am Radio 1’s Essential Mix. 4.00 Rob da Bank.

Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 7.00 Chris Evans. 10.00 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Desmond Carrington: The Music Goes Round. 8.00 Friday Night Is Music Night. 10.00 The Radio 2 Arts Show with Claudia Winkleman. Midnight

Huey Morgan. 3.00 Richard Allinson.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics. Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar.

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.00 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Edward Elgar. 7.00 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 The Verb. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 World on 3.

1.00am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament.

9.00 Desert Island Discs. 9.45 (LW) Act of Worship. 9.45 (FM) Month of Madness. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 The New Viking Invasion. 11.30 Polyoaks. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 You and Yours. 12.52 The Listening Project.

12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Just So Science. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: A Time to Dance. 3.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 3.45 Food Chains. 4.00 Last Word. 4.30 Feedback. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 The News Quiz.

7.00 Rudimental @ Glastonbury (S).

The Hackney dance act kick off coverage of the summer festival.

8.00 Haim & Lily Allen @ Glastonbury (S).

Coverage features Haim and Lily Allen.

9.00 Paolo Nutini @ Glastonbury (S).

Paolo Nutini takes to the Other Stage.

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News An edition from 2010. (R,S).

10.30 EastEnders Stan tries to reconcile Linda and Johnny.

(R,S,HD).

11.00 Kaiser Chiefs @ Glastonbury Headliners Kaiser Chiefs perform on the John Peel Stage. (S).

12.00 Family Guy (R,S).

12.25 Family Guy (R,S).

12.45 Family Guy (R,S).

1.05 Family Guy (R,S).

1.30 Backchat with Jack Whitehall and His Dad (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Sounds of the Eighties (R).

Music from the BBC archives.

8.00 Glastonbury 2014. Mark Radcliffe presents coverage of the first evening of the music festival.

9.00 Elbow @ Glastonbury.

Elbow perform on the Pyramid Stage.

10.00 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years of the Top 10 (R). The evolution of the British singles chart from the days of the NME chart via Pick and Top of the Pops through to the Radio 1 chart show of today.

11.30 When Albums Ruled the World 1.00 Sound It Out (R,HD).

2.00 Sounds of the Eighties (R). 2.30 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years of the Top 10 (R).

One to watch

10.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). 4/6. Linda’s sister takes up residence.

11.20 Celebrity Juice (R,S).

6/10. With Dermot O’Leary, John Partridge and Melvin O’Doom.

12.15 Spartacus: War of the Damned (R,S,HD). The warrior slave prepares for his final battle.

Last in the series. 1.30 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.20 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.10 Hawaii Five0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 5.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

7.00 The Archers. Elizabeth tells Roy the truth 7.15 Front Row. John Wilson presents 7.45 An Everyday Story of Afghan Folk. Drama, written and directed by Liz Rigbey 8.00 Any Questions? Jonathan Dimbleby presents from Cardiff 8.50 A Point of View.

Reflections on a topical issue 9.00 (LW) Friday Drama: Dark Minds. By Philip Palmer 9.00 (FM) Friday Drama: Dark Minds. By Philip Palmer 9.59 Weather.

10.00 The World Tonight. With David Eades 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This. By Bret Anthony Johnston, abridged, directed and produced by Jill Waters 11.00 A Good Read. India Knight and Alvin Hall

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Premiership Years. The 1993/94 season. 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD).

4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD).

5.00 Time of Our Lives (S). discuss their favourite novels 11.30 Today in Parliament. Mark D’Arcy reports from Westminster 11.55 The Listening Project. Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Month of Madness.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon Wimbledon. 4.00 Wimbledon.

7.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

GLASTONBURY 2014 (BBC2,10pm)

Given the line-up this year’s Glastonbury, Somerset’s world famous music festival, there’s little wonder the race for 2014 tickets was more desperate than ever.

The opening day alone features Arcade Fire, Elbow, and Lily Allen on the iconic Pyramid Stage, while Blondie, Kaiser Chiefs and rising stars Blackbeard’s Tea Party can also be seen and heard around the site.

As for the rest of the weekend, Metallica, Robert Plant, Lana Del Rey and countless others are ready to take the Somerset festival by storm. There will be a whopping 250 hours of BBC radio, TV, red button and online streaming, with coverage from all six key music stages.

Of course it’s all a far cry from the first event, held by dairy farmer Michael Eavis back in 1970, when all ticket holders (£1 apiece) were entitled to a free drink of milk.

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Saturday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

WIMBLEDON 2014 1pm, BBC1

Sue Barker introduces live coverage from the All England Club, as the sixth day of the Grand Slam tournament continues with the men’s and ladies’ third-round matches.

BBC1

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S). 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S,HD). 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). Two teams test their antiques knowledge. 1.00 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD).

See Choices Above. 4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Group A Winner v Group B Runner-Up (Kick-off 5.00pm).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

MOCK THE WEEK 9pm, BBC2

Host Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons are joined by Angela Barnes, Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe on the topical comedy quiz. The panellists give their take on the week’s major news stories and participate in a series of stand-up spots and improvised games.

BBC2

6.00 Film: The Big Sky (S) (1952). Western, starring Kirk Douglas. ●●●● 8.00 MOTD Kickabout (S,HD). Football show. 8.30 Inspire: The Olympic Journey (R,S). 9.00 World Cup Films (S). A look back at the 1994 World Cup in the USA. 10.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Sue Barker presents live coverage of the opening matches on day six at the All England Club, where the third-round men’s and ladies’ singles draws are set to continue.

THE CUBE: CELEBRITY SPECIAL 7.30pm, ITV

Mollie King from the Saturdays tackles a series of difficult challenges as she tries to win up to £250,000 for her chosen charity.

Game show, hosted by Phillip Schofield.

ITV

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). 9.25 The Hungry Sailors (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.20 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Storage Hoarders (R,S,HD). 12.30 All Star Mr & Mrs (R,S,HD). 1.30 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 2.30 Fool Britannia (R,S,HD). 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 The Chase (S,HD). 5.00 All Star Family Fortunes (S,HD). 5.45 Catchphrase (S,HD).

THE IT CROWD 11.05pm, Channel 4

The arrival of a ‘relationship manager’ causes ructions among the staff in an IT department - especially when they discover she knows nothing about computers. However, having a woman in the team soon proves to have its benefits. First episode of the comedy, starring Chris O’Dowd and Katherine Parkinson.

Channel 4

6.05 The Hoobs (R,S). 6.30 Trans World Sport (S,HD). 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship (S). 7.55 The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Weekend Kitchen (S).

10.00 Frasier (R,S). 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.50 The Simpsons (R,S). 12.50 The Tomorrow People (S,HD).

Stephen tries to help a vulnerable classmate.

1.40 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S).

5.45 Channel 4 News (S).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Access. 10.05 Meerkat Manor (R,S,HD). 10.35 Big Brother: The Eviction (R,S,HD). 12.00 The Hunt for Hitler’s Missing Millions (R,S,HD). 12.55 Film: Away All Boats (S) (1956). Second World War drama, starring Jeff Chandler. ●●● 3.10 Film: Under Ten Flags (S) (1960). Second World War drama, starring Charles Laughton. ●●● 5.00 Film: Columbo: Short Fuse (1972). Detective drama, starring Peter Falk. ●●●

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8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale introduces highlights of the sixth day’s play at the All England Club, where the men’s and ladies’ third-round singles matches were due to reach a conclusion.

9.00 Casualty (S,HD). 43/48. Tess is involved in a horrendous train crash.

9.50 Mrs Brown’s Boys (R,S).

Comedy, starring Brendan O’Carroll.

9.00 Mock the Week (R,S,HD). 3/11.

See Choices Above.

9.30 Glastonbury 2014 (S). See Choices Above.

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1.35 Weatherview (S). 1.40 BBC News (S,HD).

Transformers, 6.10pm

Columbo: The … 6.25pm

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.45 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.10 Transformers (S,HD) (2007).

A teenage boy’s first car leads him into an intergalactic war between two factions of giant shape-changing robots. Sci-fi action adventure, starring Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. ●●●●

6.25 Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle (S) (1972). Detective drama, starring Peter Falk. ●●

8.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Group C Winner v Group D Runner-Up (Kick-off 9.00pm). Coverage of the second match in the last 16, which takes place at the Estadio do Maracana in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. In the event of extra-time and penalties, subsequent programmes are subject to change.

7.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

Saturday 28 Television Guide

7.15 Johnn (2003) British to unm villain stealin Jewels Rowan Malko Imbrug Daily. ●

8.00 The 12-Year-Old Shopaholic, and Other Big Spending Kids (R,S). Four children whose expensive tastes are indulged by their parents, including a 15-year-old whose mother holds down three jobs to keep her daughter in the latest fashions.

9.00 The King’s Speech (S,HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●●●

9.00 Big Brother (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole (R,S,HD). 2/4. This edition of the programme focuses on large families who depend on the benefits system, including an Ipswich couple who have 13 children.

1.30 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). A chance to see in full one of the first two matches in the last 16 in Brazil. 3.15 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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11.15 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

11.30 Gone (S,HD) (2007). Thriller, starring Shaun Evans. ●●

11.05 The IT Crowd (R,S). 1/6. See Choices Above.

11.30 The IT Crowd (R,S). 2/6. The office is set alight.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side.

The latest developments from the house.

11.00 White (2004) Shawn Wayan

1.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside.

3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

12.05 The IT Crowd (R,S). Jen acquires an admirer. 12.35 Film: Film TBA. 2.55 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus. 4.55 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show.

12.00 SuperCasino. 3.05 Bikini Body?

The Truth About Diets. 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 The Funky Valley Show (R,S).

5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

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In your newspaper today Saturday’s paper contains a wealth of features, as well as extended news coverage from the region. Our bumper Westcountry Life section is packed with stories from all over the South West. Westcountry Homes, our property round-up of the best homes for sale across the region. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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8.10 The National Lottery: Break the Safe (S). 1/7. New series.

Game show, hosted by Nick Knowles.

10.20 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).

Followed by National Lottery Update.

10.40 Kevin Bridges – The Story Continues (R,S). The Glasgow comedian returns to his home town, treating a sell-out crowd at the SECC Arena to his usual blend of astute observations and sharp one-liners.

You’ve Been Framed!, 7pm

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

16/26. Featuring a comical barbecue scene and a horse rider coming to grief.

7.30 The Cube: Celebrity Special (S,HD). 8/9. See Choices Above.

7.10 Regional News (S,HD).

7.30 A Question of Sport: Super Saturday (R,S,HD). 2/5. Jason Manford presents the spin-off of the light-hearted quiz.

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6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 Desperate Housewives (R,S). 7.10 Charmed (R,S). 8.00 Glee (R,S). 9.00 The Mindy Project (R,S). 9.30 Youngers (R,S). 10.00 Happy Endings (R,S). 10.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S). 1.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S). 3.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S).

6.00 Glee (R,S). 8.00 Harrow: A Very British School (R,S). 9.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S). 10.00 Making of David Attenborough’s Bachelor King (R,S,HD). 11.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking (R,s). 11.30 What’s Up (S).

12.00 WWE Superstars 1.00 Jersey Boys Special (R,S). 1.30 Futurama (R,S). 2.30 Modern Family (R,S). 5.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

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6.00 Just Good Friends (S). 6.30 One Foot in the Grave (S). 7.00 Steptoe and Son (S). 9.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.05 The Thin Blue Line (S). 1.05 Steptoe and Son (S).

3.10 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Christmas special from 1987. 4.35 One Foot in the Grave (S). 5.05 ’Allo ’Allo! First episode of the Second World War comedy, starring Gorden Kaye. (S).

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Football Gold (S). 7.00 Premier League Years (S). 9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 10.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). 1.30 TBA. 2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S). 3.00 Premier League Years (S).

5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Star-Crossed, 8pm

‘Allo ‘Allo!, 5.05pm

Football’s Greatest, 8.30pm

6.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 23/24.

6.30 How I Met Your Mother (S). American sitcom.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

22/22. Krusty the Clown’s show is axed.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

21/22. Marge is arrested.

6.35 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 3/8.

Communists capture the airmen.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.15 Football Gold (S).

6.30 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). The career of Dennis Bergkamp.

7.15 Johnny English (S,HD) (2003). A bumbling British secret agent tries to unmask a mysterious villain responsible for stealing the Crown Jewels. Comedy, with Rowan Atkinson, John Malkovich and Natalie Imbruglia. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

7.00 TBA. 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 23/24. Howard tries to avoid being sent into space.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

16/22. Homer becomes a member of the paparazzi.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

7/22.

7.15 The Thin Blue Line (S).

2/7. Constable Goody becomes jealous.

7.50 The Thin Blue Line (S).

3/7. PC Habib finds herself in demand.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A look at the Hungary national side of the 1950s.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 24/24.

8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 21/24.

An old friend unexpectedly shows up at the wedding.

8.00 Star-Crossed (S,HD).

13/13. Emery and her friends race to stop Vega, who is plotting to detonate the stolen bomb during the town’s busy Mardi Gras parade.

Last in the series.

8.30 The Thin Blue Line (S).

4/7. A bank raid leaves Grim a happy man.

8.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams.

A look at the Brazil national side in 1958 and 1962.

8.30 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). The career of Steven Gerrard.

9.00 Bridget Jones’s Diary (S,HD) (2001). A woman begins a new year by resolving to find love and give up her bad habits. Romantic comedy based on Helen Fielding’s novel, with Renee Zellweger, Hugh Grant and Colin Firth.

Including FYI Daily. ●●●●

9.00 TBA.

9.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 1/8.

An intruder in a shop upsets staff, while some dodgy driving alerts officers to an illegal stash in the offending car.

9.00 Blackadder II (S). 1/6.

Edmund takes in a young lad as his manservant.

The late Rik Mayall guest stars.

9.40 Bottom (S). 2/6. The TV is repossessed.

9.00 Sporting Heroes: Bob Wilson Interviews Gordon Banks (HD).

The former Arsenal goalkeeper interviews the man who played in goal for England in the 1966 World Cup.

11.00 White Chicks (S,HD) (2004). Comedy, starring Shawn and Marlon Wayans. ●

1.15 Film: License to Wed (S,HD) (2007). Comedy, starring Robin Williams. ●● 2.50 Teleshopping.

Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen. Text-based information service.

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THE KING’S SPEECH 9pm, Channel 4

The younger son of George V struggles to cope with an uncontrollable stammer, prompting his wife to enlist the aid of an eccentric Australian speech therapist. The support and friendship of the doctor prove invaluable when a crisis places the repressed prince on the throne, just as the outbreak of the Second World War leaves the country in need of a strong king. Oscar-winning fact-based drama, starring Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter.

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Jo Whiley, Mark Radcliffe, Lauren Laverne and Huw Stephens present live coverage of one of the most talked about headline acts ever to grace Worthy Farm as Metallica take their place on the Pyramid Stage. There are also highlights of performances from the second full day at Glastonbury.

6.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). 7.40 Coronation Street (S,HD). 10.05 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 11.20 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (R,S,HD).

12.15 The Only Way Is Marbs (R,S,HD). 2.00 Film: Honey (S,HD) (2003). ●● 4.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 5.30 Film: ScoobyDoo (S,HD) (2002). Live-action comedy adventure, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. ●●

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GLASTONBURY 2014 9.30pm, BBC2

Highlights of another 24 hours in the Big Brother house, including coverage of the latest eviction as seen from the point of view of the contestants. Narrated by Marcus Bentley.

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10.00 Futurama (R,S,HD).

9/13. Bender falls in with a bad crowd and gets dragged into a life of crime.

10.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking (R,S,HD). 4/10.

Comedy show, with guests including Tom O’Connor.

10.20 Bottom (S). 3/6. The bachelors have a run-in with a burglar.

10.00 Time of Our Lives.

Former Liverpool players reminisce about the years of Bob Paisley.

Presented by Jeff Stelling.

11.15 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1/24. Howard gets caught in a strange argument.

11.45 Rude Tube 2012 (R,S,HD). 2/6.

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

1/23. McGarrett awaits trial for the Governor’s murder.

11.00 The Young Ones (S).

3/6. The lads borrow a video recorder.

11.45 The Comic Strip Presents: Bad News Tour (S). 4/6.

11.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Cristiano Ronaldo.

11.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD).

12.50 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.20 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

2.15 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.45 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.15 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.40 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD).

4.05 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.50 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

12.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Good Guys (R,S,HD). 2.00 Last Man Standing (R,S,HD). 2.30 Last Man Standing (R,S,HD). 3.00 Last Man Standing (R,S,HD). 3.30 A Million Ways to Die in the West Special (R). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S).

12.25 Blackadder II (S). Edmund takes in a young lad as his manservant. The late Rik Mayall guest stars. 1.05 Bottom (S). The TV is repossessed. 1.35 Bottom (S).

The bachelors have a run-in with a burglar. 2.05 The Young Ones (S).

The lads borrow a video recorder.

2.50 Rex the Runt. 3.00 Close

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S). 12.30 Football Gold (S). 12.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Premiership Years (S).

The 1994/95 season. 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

Radio 1 5.00am Rob da Bank. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Huw Stephens. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny Howard. 7.00 Sarah-Jane Crawford. Sitting in for MistaJam. 9.00 Glastonbury 2014. With MistaJam, Charlie Sloth and DJ Target.

Midnight Glastonbury 2014. 3.00 Friction.

Radio 2 6.00am Anneka Rice. 8.00 Sounds of the 60s. 10.00 Graham Norton. 1.00pm Pick of the Pops. 4.00 Dermot O’Leary & Jo Whiley. 7.00 Liza Tarbuck. 9.00 The Craig Charles Funk & Soul Show. 10.00 Sounds of the 80s.

Midnight Bob Harris Sunday. 3.00 Richard Allinson.

Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News.

9.03 CD Review. 12.15pm Music in the Great War: Music Matters. 1.00 News.

1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Saturday Classics. 4.00 Music in the Great War: Sound of Cinema. 5.00 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Live in Concert. 7.30 Jazz Record Requests. 8.30 Jazz LineUp. 10.00 Between the Ears: Wilfred Owen: The Soldiers’ Poet. 10.30 Hear and Now. Midnight Geoffrey Smith’s Jazz. 1.00 Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 iPM. 6.00 News and Papers. 6.07 Ramblings. 6.30 Farming Today This Week. 6.57

Weather. 7.00 Today. 9.00 Saturday Live. 10.30 Mallorca and Middle-Aged Men in Lycra. 11.00 The Week in Westminster. 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Money Box. 12.30 The News Quiz. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 News. 1.10 Any Questions? 2.00 Any Answers? 2.30 Saturday Drama: The Real Trial of Oscar Wilde. 3.30 Bella Hardy Goes Home.

4.00 Weekend Woman’s Hour. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 Saturday PM. 5.30 The Bottom Line. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Loose Ends. 7.00 From Fact to Fiction. 7.15 Saturday

Review. Presented by Tom Sutcliffe 8.00 Archive on 4: The Stranger in the Mirror. Historical theories about the origins of autism 9.00 Classic Serial: Dangerous Visions: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. By Philip K Dick.

Dramatised by Jonathan Holloway 10.00 News and Weather. 10.15 The Moral Maze. Michael Buerk chairs a debate on ethical issue 11.00 Round Britain Quiz. Contestants from Wales and Northern Ireland compete 11.30 Poetry Please. Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Dangerous Visions – The Keepers. 12.48 Shipping Forecast.

1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am 5 Live Science.

6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 9.00 The Danny Baker Show.

11.00 Kermode and Mayo’s Film Review.

Noon Wimbledon. 4.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014.

7.30 Wimbledon. 8.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 11.30 Adrian Goldberg. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Alan Titchmarsh. Noon Nicholas Owen. 3.00 Jamie Crick. 5.00 Saturday Night at the Movies. 7.00 The 50 Moments That Rocked the Classical Music World. 9.00 The New Releases Show. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

BBC3

7.00 Kodaline & Kelis @ Glastonbury (S).

8.00 Lana Del Rey & Jack White @ Glastonbury (S).

Coverage of the music festival held at Worthy Farm, near Pilton in Somerset.

9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). The comedian’s perspective on the news.

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). The comedian’s perspective on the news.

10.30 Jake Bugg @ Glastonbury (S).

Coverage of the music festival.

12.00 Family Guy (R,S).

12.30 Family Guy (R,S).

12.50 Family Guy (R,S).

1.10 Family Guy (R,S).

1.30 Family Guy (R,S).

1.50 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 2.15 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 2.30 Uncle (R,S,HD). 3.00 Uncle (R,S,HD). 3.30 Uncle (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions (R,HD).

Documentary looking at the awe-inspiring world of animal swarms.

8.00 Robert Plant @ Glastonbury.

Coverage of the music festival.

9.00 Inspector Montalbano (R).

Italian detective drama, based on novels by Andrea Camilleri, starring Luca Zingaretti as curmudgeonly Sicilian police inspector Salvo Montalbano.

10.45 Bryan Ferry @ Glastonbury.

Coverage of the music festival held at Worthy Farm, near Pilton in Somerset.

12.15 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 12.55 Storyville: Muscle Shoals – The Greatest Recording Studio in the World (R). 2.45 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions (R,HD).

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Match of the Day Live World Cup (BBC1 4:30pm )

Today sees Group A winners take on the Group B runners-up, with kick-off at the viewer-friendly time of 5pm. The match takes place at the Estadio Mineirao in Belo Horizonte, Brazil. The last 16 gets under way with this clash, which many pundits expected to feature Brazil as the winners of Group A before a ball had even been kicked.

Huge pressure has been placed on Brazil in the build-up to this tournament. Nothing other than a victory was likely to be accepted by the fans, despite them not having progressed beyond the quarter-final stage in 2006 and 2010. But there is no doubt that the runner-up from super-strong Group B – Spain, Australia, the Netherlands or Chile - will throw up superb opposition.

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Phil Goodwin, father of James, four, faces a footballing dilemma n my writing desk sits a framed newspaper cutting from the 1970s showing a star-struck young fan with footballing legend Kenny Dalglish, shortly after he moved to Liverpool to replace Kevin Keagan.

Yes, at the tender age of 12 I had just collected first prize in a find-the-hidden-word competition - two match tickets in the Main Stand at Anfield against Leeds United - and made my debut in the pages of a newspaper.

Some things change, and others just don’t, do they?

More than three decades later, still hooked on the inky world of newspapers and still an avid Liverpool fan, I find myself hurtling 250 miles up and down the motorway from my home in Exeter every couple of weeks. The reason? To watch the latest Reds eleven swashbuckling its way through an unexpected and exhilarating title challenge.

It seems the duty of any right-thinking dad to raise his son within the tradition of his team.

It’s a rite of passage, a thread woven through the generations and a ceremonial re-nailing of the club colours to the family mast.

My childhood memories of walking up the steps and emerging into a cauldron of flags and noise are burned deep into my soul. So with the old stadium rocking and rolling like the good old days, not to mention World Cup fever in Brazil, what better time to introduce the lad to the near-religious fervour that surrounds the club and let him experience, first-hand, its soaring hymn, You’ll Never Walk Alone?

The snag is that young James is only four and thus far shows little interest in the beautiful game. In fact, he recently informed me that: “Daddy, I don’t like football”. What? It can’t be true. Still, it is a worry. My wife and I have chosen to settle in the South West for all sorts of reasons – the climate, the people, the landscape here are all dear to our hearts. But

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when it comes to football, I’m still a Northerner through and through.

I’m not getting much back-up at home, either.

My wife’s a refined Russian who loves opera and classical music. Any move to push her son towards what she sees as a world of bad fashion, and dim-witted banter is greeted with mild hostility. No amount of protestation on my part makes a difference, not even my trotting out of a long list of celebrated proponents of the game.

“Albert Camus was goalkeeper first and novelist second,” I tell her over breakfast.

“Albert Camus died in 1960,” she replies (told you she was cultured).

No, I fear that without strenuous efforts on my part, the boy is destined for a football-free existence. Ironically, we live within earshot of St James’ Park, the home of Exeter City Football Club. Who are currently languishing in the wrong half of League Two. Or, as those of us whose memories predate the media-spun Premier League more accurately refer to it: the fourth division.

Now, I wish the Grecians no ill but there is just no emotional connection for me.

Adopt a new football team?

Forget it. It is unthinkable. I am always suspicious of fans who gravitate towards distant football clubs, particularly the bigger, trophy-winning kind. Liverpool has its fair share of glory-hunting fans, but through me the boy could stake a genuine claim to follow a colossus of the world game, a club that is ranked

alongside Real Madrid, AC Milan and Bayern Munich. And right now, beside the yellowing press article sits my Liverpool FC season ticket renewal. Browsing through the booklet I came across an enticing offer. You can buy an adult and junior combined ticket. Just imagine the start would give James. A seasoned supporter.

Schooled from an early age. Man and Boy. After all, I don’t want to walk through those turnstiles alone, do I?

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“Daddy, I don’t like football.”

What? It can’t be true.

Still, it is a worry

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At Bovisand you will not find a clubhouse or organised entertainment, instead the emphasis is on conservation of the natural environment, creating a haven for wildlife and peaceful surroundings. Although rural, Bovisand is easily accessible and is centrally located to explore Dartmoor; towns and the historic fishing villages of Cornwall.

E-mail us at stay@bovisand.com

Bovisand Lodge Estate | Bovisand | Plymouth | PL9 0AA | Phone: 01752 403554 www.bovisand.com | www.bovisand.co.uk | www.bovisand-apartments.co.uk

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