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WEST IN PICTURES From parties to polo ponies

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Get surf-girl fit with the Cornish crew

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TALKING POINTS

Wedding songs, Sainsbury’s and more

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THE WISH LIST

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Summer’s here... and so are we Well, it’s been a busy week here in the West magazine office. We’ve just got over the excitement of our first issue, not to mention a fabulous launch party at Dartmoor’s Bovey Castle. Spot our design guru Sarah Rowntree meeting the star guest (an actual eagle) on page 4. And we’ve the Cornish launch party this weekend at the Headland Hotel in Newquay - it’s non-stop.

Meanwhile, style genius Kathryn ClarkeMcleod has been putting the jungle trend to the test (above and page 9) on the streets of Exeter.

Garden expert Anne Swithinbank took time out from her Radio 4 appearances to get the lowdown on walled gardens for us at Knightshayes on page 18, while Kishanda Fulford fought back against unwanted guests at her mid Devon stately home (page 21).

It’s Glastonbury Festival this weekend, so what better time to hear from Chris Jagger (Mick’s betterlooking brother) on why he moved to live in Glasto full time? Look out for his very rock n roll anecdotes of life back in the day on page 10. And Chris is so right: the Westcountry IS the place to be.

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MOVES LIKE JAGGER

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TUG OF LOVE

TODAY’S WORLD Clever computer kit

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GARDENING

Anne Swithinbank on walled gardens

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INGREDIENT OF THE WEEK Tim Maddams goes fishing

Heart-breaking tale of family split

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RESTAURANT REVIEW Very Moorish...

Why rock n rollers love Glastonbury

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BEACH GODDESS The most flattering beachwear

What to see, do and buy this week

From the editor

WELLBEING & BEAUTY

Seven days of what to watch

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MODERN MANORS Kishanda Fulford has unwanted visitors

TV GUIDE MAN & BOY Bad behaviour at the playground

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Gillian Molesworth

Kathryn Clarke-McLeod

Catherine Barnes

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Beach ride: Polo comes to Watergate Bay next Saturday and Sunday, sponsored by Veuve Cliquot Sunday best: The new WMN on Sunday launches with champagne... and an eagle

in pictures Get fresh: Find treats by the sea this weekend at the Looe Festival of Food and Drink

Up up and away: Tiverton Balloon Festival takes place on July 11-13, with stalls, food and more

Mad March: Go crazy in the street with costumes, horses and even a giant blue cat at Bodmin’s Heritage Day parade on July 5

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It’s dangerous! Five public information commercials that scared the bejazus out of youngsters in the 1970s – still available to watch via the online film library at www. nationalarchives.gov.uk.

1 Children and disused fridges (1971) “To you, it’s just a worn-out fridge, but to a child it’s a caravan, a ship, a castle, even a bed... and a death-trap!”

2 Broken Glass (1973) *Happy running boy about to step on a jagged lemonade bottle* “The last place in the world to leave a bottle is the BEACH.”

3 Fatal Floor (1974) “Polish a floor, put a rug on it, and you might as well set a man trap.”

4 Charley says - Strangers (1973) “Then this man came up and said would I like to see some puppies. And I said yes. And I was going to go when Charley stopped me.”

2 Lonely Water (1973) :

Our tune Sound One Disco’s Andy Tugby – aka the CornwallWeddingDJ.co.uk – reveals the top 10 most requested first dance tunes by newlyweds over the past 12 months.

1 I Won’t Give Up Jason Mraz

2 At Last Etta James 3 A Thousand Years Christina Perri

4 Iris The Goo Goo Dolls 5 Make You Feel My Love Adele

6 Everything Michael Buble 7 Little Things One Direction

8 Ho Hey Lumineers 9 Better Together Jack Johnson

10 Chasing Cars Snow Patrol

Be happy

“I am the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water, ready to trap the unwary, the show-off, the fool. This is the kind of place you’d expect to find me.”

C’est cheese!

The six smelliest artisan British cheeses – placed in order of stink – according to Gary Jungheim, co-owner of Country Cheeses in Tavistock.

All yummy, he assures us.

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10 things to make you smile this week 1 Belly dance workshops both groovy and exercise

2 Loom bands get your unpaid child labour to make you some cute jewellery

3 22 Jump Street new film, laugh yourself silly

4 Wimbledon whoever wins, we’re loving the strawberries

5 Swimming in the sea Who needs chlorine?

6 Tans we’ve actually got one 7 Freshly cut grass on a warm summer’s day

8 Warm sandals that have been left out in the sun

9 Baby swallow chicks now fledged and darting in the breeze

10 Fish and chips on the beach, watching the sun set

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t turns out Wadebridge isn’t going to get a new supermarket after all. Work had started on the Sainsbury’s site, diggers n’ all, and then they put the kibosh on the build, pending future notice. Having got used to the idea, James and I felt a bit let down.

I feel really conflicted about supermarkets. I get that they have supplanted traditional Mom n’ Pop stores (as we say where I come from, in the USA) completely on efficiency? with bland generic models. I get Wadebridge actually seems to that instead of keeping money have figured it out pretty well. circulating within a local comThe butcher, fishmonger and munity, they tend to hoover it greengrocer are still well supout to some head office. I get that ported by the people who still their stranglehold of the food shop in town – many of whom market means that producers live in walking distance, so they don’t always get a fair price, and can buy little and often without that their exacting trade standhaving to carry too much. ards mean that a lot of perfectly It also has several independgood food is thrown away. ent shops who can offer what the On the other hand, they are an supermarkets don’t: a wine shop excellent business model for the that makes suggestions, delis way we live today. carrying speThey have everycial treats from thing you need for a the continent, a There are people week’s shop under baker producing who are antione roof, even weird rich pasties baked supermarkets, stuff like a dog with Cornish brush or firelightknow-how, and and they’ve got ers. They have trolanother making a point. But is it lies, free parking, artisan loaves. and really good baby You can get a really sensible to changing facilities. lovely coffee or expect people to They’re open late, spot of lunch in turn their back on and can provide anWadebridge. But cillary services like it’s not an in-andefficiency? dry cleaning, photo out job. processing and maSo, how could chines into which you can dump we combine the two models? all your 1p and 2p coins.

What you’d need is a big space I hate to point the finger, but with parking, where a town the high street doesn’t offer those council could set up a model to things – at least, not all together at beat the supermarkets at their the same time. own game. It could be populated There are people who are antiwith stalls from local farmers of supermarkets, and they’ve got meat and veg, and the town busia point. I do admire communinesses could have a satellite arm ties such as the town of Totnes, there too. There could be a café in South Devon, who have issued and a shop. their own currency to support the If only there were someplace local economy and food chain. like, say, an undeveloped superBut is it really sensible to market site. Hmmm…. expect people to turn their back @WMNWest

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SOUND WAVES Roos Beach in Mawgan Porth, Newquay stocks these adorable waterproof candy-coloured radios from SunnyLife.

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The wish List

Boutique of the Week Kathea Boutique, Crediton This gem of Crediton’s High Street is a treasure trove of timeless pieces. Owner Ophelia Dyer champions “intelligent buying” from collections that work together. The ethos is to buy a few quality key pieces, then mix and match. Styles to suit ages 20 to 60 plus, and help is on hand with wise advice. 18 High Street, Credition, www.katheaboutique.co.uk

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THE RIVIERA FRINGE FESTIVAL in Torbay sees comedian Milton Jones, plus dance, magic, and muscle-bound pro wrestlers See www.rivierafringe.co.uk for a full schedule.

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hello sunshine This sturdy little tote in summer yellow has a tassel fob and silver dangly charm, just for fun.

Dune Dinky Tote, £55, various stockists incl House of Fraser, John Lewis, amazon.co.uk

HIS N’ HERS Bring a little beach into the garden and keep your wetsuits safe. They’re timber with a waterproof paint finish, plus shelves and a hanging bar.

Brighton Garden Shed, £299, www.cuckooland.com

THESE MEMORY LANE NAPKINS from Sainsburys are cute for the patio table or the picnic basket.

We love this inexpensive leaf print sundress £25,

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Karen Millen, Princesshay, £140

MINI WENDY WING BOWLER BAG, New Look , Princesshay,

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Kathryn Clarke-Mcleod gets in touch with her wild side to see if jungle and chic can co-exist t’s tempting to think of the jungle trend as a bit of a no-brainer.

Surely you can just zip yourself into any leopard print frock, add red lipstick, tease your tresses and go? Turns out, this is the fashion equivalent of running off to Borneo in heels and hoping that your Chanel no 5 will keep the bugs at bay. You’ll get eaten alive.

This season, fashion’s perennial wild child is all grown up. And if you want to survive in this territory, preparation is everything. Careful consideration and purposeful pairing will keep you from coming across more Mowgli than Marchesa, and nobody illustrated this better on the SS14 runways than Michael Kors.

Think brown snakeskin skirts paired with touchy-feely cropped grey knits, and botanical print high-waisted pencil skirts with matching ‘bralets’ (that’s croptops to you and me). Silhouettes were structured yet beautifully feminine and textures were mixed to add layers of elegant thoughtfulness.

Follow Kors’ lead and remember to balance out your bolder choices with classic picks and you’ll secure a spot at the top of the food chain. Most importantly though, it’s also a rare opportunity to crank up the Cyndi Lauper and just have fun. It’s not often that sophistication and snakeprint go hand in hand. And, if the word ‘bralet’ set you off on an ‘as-if-anyone-over-12!’ eye roll, then fear not: you can wear the jungle trend without embarking on a slavish gym routine and swearing off cakes.

The first thing to look for is tailoring. Go ahead and slide yourself into the aforementioned animal print dress, and as long as it has good lines and is made with quality cloth. Fabric is a key consideration here too and can set the overall tone. Sheer chiffons add whimsy while leather, embellishment and oversized prints lend an unapologetic roar.

The new definition of ‘jungle’ encompasses more than just the brightly coloured beasts that call it home. You’re going to be spoilt for choice, but don’t get carried away. Palm tree motifs, woven belts, and lush flora are everywhere from Marks & Spencers to McQueen, but restraint is key. It simply won’t do to pair a feathered dress with leaf-shape earrings, and a porcupine-quilled clutch. (Unless you’re Beyonce, who can do no wrong.)

Right in every way is this Karen Millen dress and courts (above) that I tried recently in Exeter’s Princesshay shopping centre, paired with a pristine white miniature bowling bag from New Look. The vivid digital print on the dress adds exuberance but the perfect lines and sharp cut made me feel I wouldn’t have to compromise on being taken seriously. Less Amazon, more glamazon, in fact.

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WI N £50 Princess hay gift card We’ve teamed up with Princesshay, Exeter to offer one lucky reader the chance to win a £50 gift card to spend at any of the retailers in Princesshay.

If you’re looking for the perfect city style in the heart of the countryside, then Princesshay is the ideal shopping destination for you. Just answer the question:

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George, ASDA Pineapple Print dress, £12 (www.asda. com/george)

Kilian Kerner Senses Feather Print Sleeveless Tunic Dress £169 (www.houseoffraser.co.uk)

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Chris, his wife Kari Ann and five children settled happily in Glastonbury

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On the weekend of the world’s most famous music festival, musician Chris Jagger (younger brother of Mick Jagger) explains why, after a big city rock and roll life, he and his family made the move to Glastonbury uite often people ask why I came to Somerset in the first place. I didn’t have a maiden aunt here, come for holidays or wish to retire. One single thing that comes to mind is apples. I was raised in Kent and the garden of our house there contained many ancient apple trees enclosed from a greater orchard beyond the fence. That valley was full of fruit trees and in the autumn we would go scrumping and return with bags of bright apples and groaning stomachs. That area is where the M2 now runs, carving up the countryside and creating a constant roar of traffic rolling towards Dover. One of the many camps I made was up an apple tree from where we could spy down on everyone and smoke cigarettes.

So Somerset has lots of apple trees but that doesn’t really explain everything.

The Kentish countryside was also traditionally made up of a patchwork of farms with mixed agriculture and smallholdings. People grew some crops and then kept chickens and geese and had gardens and fruit trees. I had many friends in Dorset and nearly moved there for that is a lovely county to walk over with its hills and woods.

Somerset is halfway to Cornwall and that was where my wife Kari-Ann was raised and where we have spent many a holiday. So we nearly moved there, but it’s quite out on a limb and half our friends there were alcoholics - so we decided against that!

Like many a festival-goer we started taking our family (we have five sons) to Glastonbury in the 1980s. The kids loved the wonderful children’s field, the circus and activities and the old green fields where we had friends setting up yurts and bringing in their gypsy wagons as they did back then. And so we began to know the area slowly and made friend, first moving to a small house in Glastonbury town and then moving after some years to a hamlet just outside. There is also a strong spirit of independence in Somerset and a desire not to be pushed around by the authori-

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Visits to Glastonbury Festival were the start of Chris Jagger’s love affair with the county of Somerset

ties and I admire that. Independence is hard won and yet seemingly easy to give up. Regulations abound everywhere and to be a farmer is the worst of all with the endless checks and procedures, rules and regulations. Nothing is left to common sense any more.

Fortunately, Somerset has some good cider left and thus one is able to sit around and put the world to rights over a jar or two of the agricultural champagne. And I am not talking about the fizzy stuff full of chemicals. For many a year in July my

Back in the day...

Chris Jagger has been a musician and singer all his life, often playing gigs with his Atcha Band throughout the South West.

In the 1960s, he designed hand-painted silk jackets which were worn by many rock stars, including his good friend Jimi Hendrix, pictured.

Chris has been married to former model Kari Ann since the 1970s and they have five sons.

Kari Ann grew up in Penzance and starred on Roxy Music’s Virginia Plain record sleeve, below. She is now a yoga teacher.

band would play a show at Roger Wilkins farm, right next to where I live. We would have a rousing evening roasting a pig or two and a one-price ticket which included as much as you might drink - and some drank more than was good for them.

The best way out of that was sweating it out in a good shakedown while my band chucked out some high velocity grooves. Lads at the front would strip to the waist and dance with greyhaired grandmothers or anyone else willing to take part. It could only happen in Somerset.

Afterwards some would make their way home, walking the little lanes in the small hours pausing for a drink or two on their slow road home.

Mr. Wilkins would be left with a few stragglers passed out in the straw barn or, more properly, camping in his bottom field. All part of the hospitality that he so freely gives.

I’m convinced it’s important to keep the country traditions alive and personally I have seldom had the ‘townie’ jibe thrown at me down here - and if it were, I wouldn’t pay any attention. People judge you as they find you. Once, at Priddy Sheep Fair, I was chatting to someone while meanwhile my dog was chatting up a bitch on the other side which snapped at him; I turned around to a “Alright Chris?” from the other dog owner who knew me from somewhere.... No fuss because it’s all a friendly gathering.

Many people know that London is easy to get to but hard to leave. I spent too much time there to no avail. I was born in Dartford, Kent, a mere 16 miles from the metropolis and all such places around the big city have their lifeblood sucked away from them. When we were kids, we lived to play around the old bombsites and on Dartford Heath, which once housed old army camps and had tank bumps created where we would ride our bikes throughout the day. We were always out and about, returning home only for food. There was little TV then and mothers didn’t want their children hanging about the house.

Then later when I was old enough to travel to town, as we called it, I would take the meandering train and visit such watering holes as the Whiskey a Go Go in Wardour Street where you might see Jamaicans dancing, and how they moved.

Would we ever be able to sway and dance like that to the rhythms of bands like George Fame and the Blue Flames? That particular band boasted a black conga player, called Reebok, later to famously play on the Rolling Stones track ‘Sympathy for the Devil.’

Although my friends and I were spotty 16 year olds we somehow got in and made one or two drinks last the night out. There was John Mayall, The Yardbirds, Herbie Goin and the Nitetimers, all playing till around two or three in the morning when the place was still buzzing.

Then we were turned out to walk the street and maybe stop into the folk joint Les Cousins where people at the back dozed off to Bob Dylan impersonators or the odd genuine folk act still able to perform at that time of the morning operating on coffee and Benzedrine.

By five am it was possible to take the milk train home back to Dartford and sleep it off and try to act normally with your mother and father. There

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People were the odd gigs where I caught Mick and Co playing in The Rolling Stones but often they were all over the country playing shows. As one old boy reminded me the other year when he came to shear my few sheep, “I saw your brother at the Gaumont Taunton in 1966, it cost me ten bob....” or something similar. Those were the first national tours the Stones played, often in cinemas that have long since closed.

The bill consisted of headline American acts like Bo Diddley, who boasted a sequined black female guitarist with high bouffant hair and a flying V Gibson electric guitar. The Everley Brothers headlined one tour and I remember vividly Little Richard working the staid British audiences into a frenzy every night. Another hot show was Ike and Tina Turner touring with horn section and the Ikettes back up singers. The Ronettes sang their famous hits like ‘Be my Baby’ and indeed which guy in the audience wouldn’t want to be?

Back in the 1960s and later mostly what you did was go around to the stage door and say you were a friend of so and so and hey presto you were in.

No tickets or passes or nonsense like that. Pretty girls were especially good at this and so the backstage usually had quite a few and consequently there was little room for the band who were often barricaded into a tiny cupboard with foul air and a couple of broken chairs. Highly unglamorous.

Recently, I was asked to attend a ‘Thanks Jimi’ festival in Wroclaw, Poland. The idea is to break the world record each year of the most people at one time playing ‘Hey Joe’ and this year they had 7,400 in the town square fingering the chords! I sang a couple of tunes and took part and I reckon I was probably the only one there who actually saw Jimi Hendrix play!

In fact I might hold the record, as I heard him play three gigs in one day in Stockholm. The first gig was in the afternoon where he played outside in a fairground, of all places. Then he played in a large club and finally I went to an after-hours gig. He must have played five or six hours in all.

We’d first met in London and become friends.

Around then I started making trendy clothes. Or rather had ladies in small rooms make them for us. To say I designed them would be an exaggeration but I doubtless had some input and then of course had to sell them on.

With the aid of a girlfriend who had a little black book with all the rock stars’ numbers, I rang them up and sometimes sold them some of our wares. Jimi was a good customer and I made the silk jacket he wore on the Electric Ladyland record - the album cover with all the naked girls on it. It was a silk jacket painted by a talented Irish girl called Julia. It now resides in the Hard Rock Cafe in New York who bought it for $60,000 while I sold it for £60, that’s inflation for you!

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London was still basically a large village where you could park in the streets ok and ride the tubes - often for free - if you had little money. Amazing to think there was no security then and people didn’t bother taking pictures of famous celebs in the gloomy surroundings. If someone was bothering you then you told them so and shoved them out of the way.

Nothing like that can last though and now the rents and rates have made it almost impossible to carry on a business. The parking fines are bigger than most musicians would get paid for the night. These days there is more creative music and art going on out in the regions than in London, which I think has become a victim of its own success. Or perhaps that’s the opinion of a grumpy old man? See you in the Festival.

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Chris is the younger brother of rock superstar Mick Jagger

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Last year Lizzie Parr and her oneyear-old baby Olivia were separated from her husband by a new ruling from the Home Office. The edict, designed to slash immigration figures, kept the family apart for nearly 12 months. Today, Lizzie is speaking out against the 2012 ruling that decreed she could not bring her Ecuadorean doctor husband into the UK unless she could prove that she was earning £18,600 a year.

By Phil Goodwin

izzie Parr was born and raised in East Devon. She is the sixth generation of her family to work in the last oak-bark traditional tannery in Britain, her family’s 150-year-old business in the small community of Colyton.

Her story features in a deeply-moving book, Love Letters to the Home Office, which has just been published. Last year she and her doctor husband were forced to separate because she was deemed “too poor” to bring her spouse to the UK. The volume details the stories of dozens of couples separated because the British half of the marriage simply does not earn enough, according to new 2012 Home Office policy. “This

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Lizzie’s story starts when she went travelling at the age of 22. “I was adventurous, and wanted to see the world,” she explains. She met and fell in love with a handsome young doctor from Ecuador when she was teaching English in South America. Lizzie and Alexander married in Devon, returned to South America but decided that Britain, and more specifically Lizzie’s home in Colyton, was where they wanted to raise their daughter Olivia, now two years old.

To Lizzie’s shock and dismay, despite having jobs and accommodation on offer in the UK, the couple were refused permission to set up home here.

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Lizzie and Alexander met in South America, married in Devon and had baby Olivia. Olivia is now aged two and reunited at last, below, with her father after a year spent 8,000 miles apart

“I was only earning £13,000 in Chile, which was in fact three times the national minimum wage there,” says Lizzie. “Basically, these new Home Office rules mean that only rich British people can marry foreigners from outside Europe now.”

So she and Alexander spent almost all of last year, 2013, separated by 8,000 miles. It was a nightmare year, says Lizzie, now 30. “I was a single mum fighting the Home Office from my parents’ house in East Devon. Alexander was living on a friend’s sofa in Chile, having given up his job in anticipation of coming to the UK.” To see the happy family now, in the garden of their home in Colyton, you can hardly detect any signs of the trauma of separation.

But the anger and sadness at a lost year and plenty of never-to-be-recovered moments together still burns. Lizzie’s problems began when her husband was refused a spouse visa in March 2013. The new rules specify a £18,600 minimum salary requirement for the British partner.

“I feel we have been pawns in a game involving the Government’s fears over UKIP and immigration,” says Lizzie. “Politicians seem to forget these are real families, real people, who are affected.

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“I had always wanted my children to have the wonderful lifestyle I grew up with, and to be close to their grandparents here,” says Lizzie.

“I had an idyllic childhood in Devon - green fields, wildlife, fresh air, small village schools and communities and the security that brings.”

Lizzie travelled ahead with Olivia to the UK on February 11 2013, the day after Olivia’s first birthday. “We’d already waited nearly three months for a spouse visa for Alexander and it didn’t enter my head we’d be rejected, so I just thought I’d get things started over here,” she says.

But in March 2013 the application was refused. It was, by any standards, an astonishing decision. The pair had been invited to live rent-free in Lizzie’s family home in Colyton and Alexander had a firm offer of work from Lizzie’s family business.

“I’ve heard views that, as a woman, I should live in my husband’s country and I wonder what century I’m living in,” says Lizzie. “I’m a British woman with plenty to contribute to society. I’ve never been unemployed. Alexander is hard working, respectful, caring, polite and, as a doctor, he is obviously pretty intelligent.

‘These new Home Office rules mean that only rich British people can marry foreigners from outside Europe now’

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Devon-born Lizzie Parr is speaking out against the ruling that she was “too poor” to bring her doctor husband to the UK

He is an excellent father and Olivia adores him.

He is essential in our lives and, I think, an asset to the UK. We’re much more likely to be a burden on the state if he isn’t with us, in my opnion” Lizzie was “emotionally shattered” by the news, she admits. Alexander could not even be granted a tourist visa to the UK for fear he would outstay it and become an illegal immigrant. He takes up the story: “I was just waiting and waiting with no response, no answer, no one to speak to even say what stage your visa is at, just nothing,” he explains.

“I had sold everything, ready to come to the UK. I had no job, no family, no Lizzie, no Olivia. I didn’t want to be there any more, I didn’t want to feel so lonely.

“When a little baby is involved in this sort of long separation, it means she was living without her father,” he says. “I missed lots of things. We had to talk via computer on Skype every day for a year. It worked for the first few months. Then Olivia stopped paying attention and it broke my heart.

“She called me Dad but didn’t really know me or what having a father really felt like. When she started to walk it was fantastic but I could only sit and watch.”

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appeal against was taking, decided to organise a family reunion in Ireland for Christmas 2013, a place where Alexander could be granted a tourist visa. In a dramatic twist, just as she and Olivia were crossing the Irish Sea, her MP got in touch to say she had won her case.

It was the news she had been longing for. Lizzie remembers being late for the reunion, dragging

Lizzie’s story is far from unique, as the new book Love Letters to the Home Office documents. Since Alexander’s visa was issued, a court has ruled against the Home Office salary regulations, calling the income figure of £18,600 a year “disproportionate”. The Government has appealed, and put thousands of cases on hold. An announcement is expected at any time. But softening any policy on immigration so close to the general election will not be popular among politicians already fearful of the threat of UKIP. Now, Alexander works at Lizzie’s family firm while studying to polish his English to a level required by the NHS. “To be back with Lizzie and Olivia is a huge relief but I have had to learn again how to be a father and husband,” he admits. “I have missed so much. I made a lot of mistakes at first because I just didn’t know how to look after a toddler.”

Lizzie is happy to have reunited her small family but feels strongly for others who have been less fortunate. “We live in a global world and more and more people are going to fall in love with foreigners,” she says.

“But we just want to get on with normal family life now. At least for the next two-and-a-half years, until we have to reapply for a visa again.”

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‘I’ve heard views that, as a woman, I should live in my husband’s country and I wonder what century I’m living in’ a ‘water skiing’ infant across the smooth airport tarmac, flustered and dishevelled.

“Olivia saw Alexander first and shrieked ‘Papa’,” she recalls. “He was much more handsome than a 24-hour flight should have allowed.

He smiled and all the anger, despair and exhaustion melted away as our little girl hurled herself at him. I put my arms around my family, all together at last. It was amazing, the best Christmas present ever.”

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Devon’s Anne Swithinbank, panellist on Radio 4’s Gardener’s Question Time, picks up some clever ideas in a historic Somerset garden I have a soft spot for walled kitchen gardens and tend to swoon at the sight of peach houses, heated flues and dipping ponds. Work took me to Knightshayes Court near Tiverton recently for the chance of a guided tour around the restored walled garden, in the company of Head Gardener Edward Skinner. Stepping inside the gates is like travelling back in time by about 140 years (since the garden, created by the Heathcote-Amory family was finished in the 1870’s) and forward by a month. Sheltered by the walls and benefitting from the gentle, south west facing slope, crops were well ahead of those in my own garden in East Devon.

Designed by Edward Kemp and boasting turrets to match the Victorian Gothic style of the house, this productive garden would have been a real status symbol in its day. As well as fruit and veg, flowers were grown Many heritto decorate the house and sent to age varieties of the family’s London residence in long wicker baskets. Two world fruit and veg wars and lack of resources evencrowns set in generous ridges are grown here, tually saw this once-favoured plot to provide them with good grassed over and grazed by sheep. drainage and prevent rotincluding some Restoration started in 2000 and ting. Many heritage varieties splendid purplethe garden reopened to visitors in of fruit and veg are grown podded peas 2003. Now we can wander round here, including some splendid 2.2 acres of vegetable beds, vinepurple-podded peas already yard area, herbaceous garden towering at 1.8m/6ft up their and buttress borders of exotic supports and full of pretty ornamental plants, all beautifully purple-pink flowers. maintained. There is a pond, some livestock, two Although this walled space with its rows of mulberry trees and yew hedges gradually being fattening onions and trained fruit is impresclipped into crenellated shapes to break up the sive enough, there is more to come. The original open space. During chilly months, cold air drifts kitchen garden totalled just over four acres and in down the garden and drains out of a frost gate. time, the private terraces at the top of the garden I admired productive asparagus beds, the will be restored. This area includes glasshouses,

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frame yards and the all-important row of back buildings complete with seed drying shed, head gardeners shed, bothy and mushroom house.You can view these areas now, on special tours.

In its heyday, the kitchen garden boasted a staff of a dozen or so full-time gardeners but now has only two, with seasonal extras. The prevailing high standard of maintenance would not be possible without the help of 20 dedicated volunteers.

It is thanks to them we’ll be able, as the season progresses, to admire tomato varieties like ‘Kellog’s Breakfast’ and ‘Plumpton King’, the amazing Peruvian oca (an edible rhizome), perennial cottagers kale and fruits such as apple ‘Star of Devon’, edible hawthorn and bullaces. Visit www. nationaltrust.org.uk/knightshayes for details.

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This week’s to-do list Anne’s advice for your garden

•T rim conifer hedges such as yew, thuja and leylandii for a neat, well-clipped look and to keep them under control. Aim to taper the sides in slightly towards the top.

Question time with Anne Q

We drink a lot of tea and coffee. Is it safe to add the used bags and grounds to our compost heap and bin?

It has been suggested that tea and coffee could acidify a compost heap or bin but I have not found this to be significant. You should check the pH of your garden compost from time to time and add a little lime if acidic. While a few tea companies produce completely biodegradable bags, others contain a small proportion of polypropylene which won’t break down but does break up. Now and again, you find a small piece of bag but I just pull these out. On the whole, you are reducing the waste you put out for collection and enriching your compost with nutrients by composting them.

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We often have lovely autumn weather, so it is well worth planning a late show. Starting with herbaceous perennials which die down in winter and grow back every spring, look for Rudbeckia fulgida var.sullivantii ‘Goldsturm’. This cone flower bears yellow daisies at 60cm/24in. Verbena bonariensis provides tall stems of purple flowers and obedient plant (Physostegia virginiana) spikes of mauve flowers at 60cm/24in. This spreads a bit but that’s not a bad thing. New England asters and Michaelmas daisies are good too. Dahlia ‘David Howard’ has bronze foliage and double orange flowers at 75cm/30in and will survive mild winters in the ground.

•L ighten the vegetation on, in and around small ponds by removing dead leaves and flowers, thinning down on waterlily leaves

and hauling out congested water weeds. Leave by the pond overnight for creatures to climb back in before composting.

•R emove the growth tips of runner bean shoots when they reach the tops of their supports.

Water well during droughts and apply an extra mulch of well rotted compost.

The secrets of walls...

Walls create aspects. South and west facing walls tend to be warm, sunny and protected for apricots, peaches and vines. North and east facing walls are cooler and at Knightshayes they are used for pears and stone fruits such as damsons and greengages.

Plants need support against walls, traditionally supplied by horizontal wires stretched between wall nails fixed into masonry or between bricks. It is a good idea to hold plants slightly away from the walls, for good air circulation.

Soil at the base of a wall can sometimes be high in lime (use a pH testing kit to check). This area can also be dry, so set plants a good 30cm/12in away from the base. Back radiation can mean hot, dry air which can favour pests like red spider mite.

For tender crops such as apricots and peaches (they flower early and their fruit is prone to frost damage) walls offer protection and make it easy to fix a fleece cover or a small polythene ‘roof’ to protect peaches from leaf curl.

Thin plum fruits to prevent branches breaking. Too many fruits ripening in a cluster have trouble swelling to full size, as they rub against each other and often rot.

Sow Swiss Chard ‘Bright Lights’ for a colourful and productive leafy crop through to next spring.

Start in modules and plant a trowel length apart, or sow a couple of seed clusters per station and thin to one per station after germination.

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Interiors Fairisle rug £75, Marks & Spencer (www. marksandspencer. com)

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floored If you want to give your decor a new lease of life, the answer may be to look down, not up. New flooring can make all the difference to a room

can honestly say that the new floor in our kitchen has completely changed the way the room works and our lifestyle here,” says Philip Needham, who, with his wife Nicky, took the bold decision in 2010 to put slate both in their kitchen and right across the outdoor patio at their home in Stockleigh Pomeroy, mid Devon.

The result, as this picture shows, is a room that opens seamlessly onto their garden. “It’s a real suntrap and at this time of year we spend time outside with a gin and tonic or glass of wine. The whole space really works well now,” says Philip.

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“We vacuum inside, sweep outside, and the floor always looks great.”

Another - less pricey - way to perk up the personality of your floor is to add a simple but stylish rug. These can transform a tired space and make a dramatic impact. Peter Harding, managing director of Fairway Furniture in Plymstock, Tavistock, St Austell and Newton Abbot, has an excellent range of rugs available locally here in

the Westcountry. “Introducing a splash of colour to your floor is a great way to add cheer without a complete makeover,” he says.

“Customers are choosing rugs not just for use on hard flooring but also in carpeted rooms to accent a particular colour theme. Rugs are also a great way to divide a room into several distinct areas, too. ” Lake Cottage is for sale for £325,000 with Helmores of Crediton (01363 777999)

Bright and beautiful Nicky and Philip Needham put slate flooring inside and out in their mid Devon home

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Kishanda Fulford gets her revenge on troublesome visitors he morning was bright and beautiful.

I fed my treasured black labradors: Tim, who is an elderly gentleman, and his companion, Bert, a youth, then prepared to take them for stroll.

As we left the house Bert gambolled playfully with Tim but then shot off as fast as he could and out of sight. He had gone. I walked back to the house, kicking myself for not putting him on a lead. To explain Bert to you, he is the most charming and affectionate dog and, dare I say it, cleverer than most. Indeed, he is so clever that he knew my husband was away and presumed he had a pink ticket.

So I left the front door open for the geriatric Tim, who was harmlessly pottering about in the buttercups, grabbed a lead and marched purposefully to where I thought the ‘youth’ may have gone. Looking for a dog here is rather like looking for a needle in a haystack – he could have gone in any direction in a 360 degree swing. No sign of him – up dale, or down. As I walked through the fields the worst scenarios came to mind. Divorce for certain if I did not find the dog. Was Bert squashed on the road or taken by a predator?

I was reminded that it is not long since our neighbour’s spaniel was kidnapped – never to be seen again. What a heinous crime it is to take someone’s pet. I was lucky, though. Six hours later Bert was captured by a pet lover three miles away. My car was running on three good wheels and a temporary one. Crawling along the lanes on a tyre that I was sure would pop any minute, I made it there and back.

Having recovered my equilibrium I looked forward to an afternoon in the vegetable patch. I had quite forgotten, until the telephone rang, that Mrs X (I can’t possibly use her real name, although I am tempted) was coming

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to look at the house to see if it would be ‘suitable’ to include in a tour she was planning for members of her historical society next year. She was lost. She was not a local. I gave her directions and awaited her arrival.

A very neat woman opened her car door, and said shrilly, “Look at that!” pointing to her flat tyre. Flat tyres must be catching in these parts.

Or, perhaps it has something to do with the state

A very neat woman opened her car door, and said shrilly, “Look at that!” pointing to her flat tyre. of the long farm track that leads to our house?

“And look!” With that she thrust in to my hands instructions from Google maps. “Do you see where they sent us?” I did not look very closely at the map because I know Google does not know where we live. Which is why I had given her directions to my house in our recent telephone conversation. “Now, we must ring the AA,” and with that she marched in to the house. Normally I would not think, “What is the quickest way to be shot of her and her companion?” However, on this occasion, I suggested that I beg my neighbour to change her tyre. But no. The modern way is to wait for the AA man. She made herself comfortable on a sofa with a cup of tea.

The fourth emergency service would definitely be here within a mere 90 minutes. “Plenty of time to look round the house,” exclaimed Mrs X and proceeded to climb the stairs to what I consider are our ‘private quarters’. Where, I should add, we actually live.

I firmly diverted the pair and took them to the public rooms instead, to see the ballroom, great hall and the rest of the ‘tour’ route. Here, I found myself biting my tongue. After all, a prospective group tour means money coming in, rather than going out.

“Were your people – people of property?

Where did you come from?” Mrs X demanded to know. Had she in fact not come to see if the house was ‘suitable’ but rather to see if I was? What would it matter if I was the daughter of a duke or a dustman? I am surprised she did not ask to look at my family tree. I should have said, “I was found in a railway station, so I am not sure.” But, the pound signs flagged up in front of my eyes and I continued to chat on about the Tudor panelling. “Is this house a noose round your neck?” she asked, “No,” I replied, “It is home.”

Finally, the AA arrived and the tyre was changed. As we wandered outside Mrs X looked at my dear pet Muscovy duck, who had sat like a pudding on the grass all the time the ladies were here. She said, “Oh, they are vicious, aren’t they?’ After she and her friend finally left, I thought: at some point Mrs X will realise that she has sat on the dogs’ sofa. They are moulting furiously. All is forgiven, Bert.

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Wellbeing

[[ Find your inspiration: Join Celine at the Surfgirl Waves and Workouts weekend in Mawgan Porth July 4-6 www. surfgirlmag.com

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Forget the gym. Cornwall-based professional surfer Celine Gehret shares her tips for making fitness fun, and free!

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Set yourself goals Whether it is learning to surf or running a 5k race. Getting in great shape starts in your head, it’s a mind-set. Set yourself a realistic goal and focus on it. It takes motivation and sometimes a bit of self-discipline, but once you start to feel and see the reward it will give you confidence and energy, and it will motivate you to carry on.

Hiking on the coast path, swimming in the ocean, and jogging on the beach can add real beauty to your life while getting your heart rate up. If you don’t live close to the sea, and the beach isn’t an option for regular training try something else that’s fun to you. Don’t force yourself to the gym or to an activity if you don’t like it. Do something you enjoy, Zumba dance and boxercise are fun!

On your bike!

Cycle, power walk or run to work if it’s not too far. Doing exercise first thing in the morning is a great way to start your day by giving your cardiovascular system a kick and the released endorphins will put you in a good mood.

Beach work outs

If you pick an activity that you enjoy doing, it won’t feel like working out, and it will become a natural routine and part of your everyday life.

I love working out in the sea or on the beach, they both give you many fun options for working out.

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this week: BODY PUMP

Lottie Wright, 24, is a stay-at-home-mum to Ethan, 4, and Jude, 3. She tones up at Body Pump classes in Brickfields Sports Centre in Plymouth. Thursday’s 7.30pm class is free to members and £5 pay-as-you-go I started Body Pump just over six months ago. I also do Zumba classes and have lost two stone in the past nine months. I’m 5’11” and have gone from a size 14 – I now push a size 10, but in reality it’s more like a 12.

I’m quite young to have had two children, so wanted to improve my body image, tone up and build my confidence up. Body Pump sounded a

bit daunting: you work out by lifting free weights to 10 music tracks during the hour-long class.

I thought it would be full of body-builders and strong-men, but the class has people of all shapes and size and ages.

Michelle, our instructor’s really supportive and you can do as much as you can and build up slowly. I’ve definitely improved.

HOW DO YOU GET FIT? We’d love to hear... Drop us a line with a selfie and daytime number to westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk.

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here are no shortcuts, says Cornwall’s Celine Gehret, pictured above.

Bottom line, you need to have an active lifestyle, eat a healthy and balanced diet and work out. The good news? Workouts don’t need to feel like work.

25/06/2014 12:36:23

Tried

& tested West Mag presents the beauty treats and cheats of the week, all trialled by Catherine Barnes from Tiverton, with help from daughter Tilly, 17.

Nailed it!

This Ibiza Summer Glam nail varnish costs just £4 a pot and has cute names like Tickety Boo and Selling Ice to Eskimos. Our little cousin Lottie, four, says her fave colour is “both”. Boutique at Sainsbury’s Tilly: I love the bright colours.

They go on smoothly and have a durable finish. My nails have lasted a couple of days already.

Catherine: Lots of nail polishes will chip when you wash your hair or do the washing up but this seems to last well, so far!

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High factor screens can result in a pallid greasy sheen and holiday snaps that look slightly scary. So hooray for Benefit’s Dream Screen (£25) a lightweight liquid face-saver, which won’t leave your skin looking like a wintry oilslick.

We’ve already got this SPF 45 sunscreen packed and ready to go on our summer holiday www.benefitcosmetics.co.uk

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Gorgeous at Debenhams Ruffled cos £39.50

White Stuff Tankini £25

Accessorize Neon tunic £35 La Redoute Polka dot onepiece £49

Roos Beach Fringed beach towel £29.95

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White Stuff top £19.95 bottoms £15

beach goddess

Shopping for swimwear can be enough to make you wish it was winter all over again. Fear not: West has done the hard work for you and rounded up the very best summer styles for golden days.

Just recently the weather here in the South West has been pretty fantastic and ,with any luck, we’ll be having plenty more beach days between now and the autumn.

So what to wear? Well according to Roo Cross, who runs Roos Beach, a surf fashion boutique in Mawgan Porth near Newquay, bright colours are the order of the day for beachwear. “I’m seeing a lot of people wearing swimwear in shades like mint green and coral – candy colours are very popular,” she says. “And even though we know we shouldn’t, people still want to be tanned. But you can fake it these days, or tan slowly without burning, thanks to great skincare products.”

You can get a great fashion-forward look for a small price from highstreet names like BHS and Debenhams.

Often now you can buy the top and bottom of bikinis separately, giving you more choice of sizing.

So here’s our pick of the hottest outfits for the hottest days. We also love this fringed beach towel (£29.95) which is exclusive to Roos Beach, as well as this cute kaftan from Accessorize. And check out Le Specs, a top-quality sunglasses brand which can be tracked down at Roos Beach online: www.roosbeach.co.uk

Matalan Zig zag kimono £12 Bandeau £6 Brief £5 Shades £3

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[Al Farid[ EATING OUT

By Becky Sheaves

owe a lasting debt of gratitude to a girl called Liane Bradbrook. When we were aged about nine back in 1976-7 – a period I also think of as the Terror Reign of Mrs L the Dinner Lady – Liane ate my school rice pudding for me, once a week for a year.

Thick, gloopy, lukewarm and white, adorned with either a spoonful of jam or four prunes, there was just no way I could manage even a spoonful of the stuff. Liane actually, genuinely, liked it. So when Mrs L’s back was turned, Liane and I would spin our clattering melamine plates between us. As the basilisk glare of Mrs L swept back round our table, in the manner of an East German Checkpoint Charlie guard on the Berlin Wall at around the same era, there would be me, sitting smugly in front of an empty plate.

Liane, meanwhile, would be tucking into her second helping.

Poor Liane once, memorably, ended up on a table of half a dozen rice pud refuseniks and was persuaded to eat all of our desserts. I can still remember her glazed and slightly desperate look as she nobly spooned her way through portions four, five and six.

I have only recently been able to face rice pudding as an adult, and then only tentatively. Slightest hint of gloop and I am off. But my re-education took a major step forward when I ate at the Moroccan mezze restaurant Al-Farid in Exeter last week.

I’ll fill you in on the previous dishes in due course, but the star of the night was without doubt the mahalabia, a delicate and delicious warm rice pud gently coaxed into unctuous, fragrant being with rose water and saffron. It came with two spoons but my husband John didn’t get much of a look in at all. Heavenly.

Fortunately, John wasn’t in any sort of mood for fighting over the dessert. He was so full (as was I) from the Middle Eastern feast we had already worked through at this quirky and endearing little restaurant.

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4 of the best

Middle Eastern restaurants

I’ve looked at Al Farid a few times over the years but never made it inside except once, years ago. Back then I was a little taken aback to find the whole of the bar downstairs filled with folk – mostly students – smoking shisha pipes. Not in the mood, I scarpered across Exeter’s Cathedral Green to Pizza Express instead.

Today, however, thanks to the smoking ban, the shishas have been banished to a cosy nook in a back courtyard, which makes for (in my opinion) a much more pleasant atmosphere in the bar and restaurant itself. Al Farid has occupied this histoci 16th century town house, originally built to accommodate craftsmen from the Cathedral next door, for 15 years. The place changed hands to the newer management of a young couple four years ago but has kept its rather studenty gap-year style. The result is a curiously charming clash of cultures: Georgian bay windows are adorned with Middle Eastern fabrics, and Arabic pictures hang from listed-building dado rails. As we arrived, a CD of traditional Moroccan folk songs was competing valiantly with bell-ringing practice at the Cathedral.

The welcome here is friendly, the service swift and knowledgeable. Most importantly, I’d say the cooking is very good indeed. To start, John and I ordered three mezze dishes (£4.95 each) which were all both generous and very tasty. We had crisp filo pastry parcels of fig and goat’s cheese, marinaded skewers of tiger prawns and the best dish of baba ganoush (a Middle Eastern dip of smoked aubergine, tahini and yoghurt) that I have had since a Lebanese restaurant in London many, many years ago. Baba ganoush has been an obsession of mine ever since and, may I say, I have had some bitter disappointments with ordering it along the way.

This, though, was just as it should be.

It’s difficult to match wine to Middle Eastern cuisine, perhaps because it is not a natural pairing, given the Islamic view of alcohol. But Al Farid does serve booze and John had a good glass of spicy

red shiraz which stood up well to the distinctive flavours of coriander, pomegranate and lemon pervading so many of our dishes. I opted for a glass of freshly made lemonade. I had a feeling it would be fabulous and, shaken over ice like a cocktail, it was, complete with flavours of rose water and mint.

For our main courses, we each had individual tagine dishes, scorching hot under their conical pottery lids. Mine was a simple leg of chicken (£12.95) cooked into submission with a melting and tender assortment of root vegetables in a lemon and coriander sauce. John was less convinced by his dish called fesenjan – a leg of duck, darkly sweet in molasses, walnuts and pomegranate. I thought it was lovely, though, and would definitely order it myself another time.

Think a distant, Moroccan, cousin of the more usual Chinese duck in plum sauce. I noticed John scoffed it without too much trouble, despite his reservations.

By now we were slowing down considerably and lingered over our cardamom coffee (John) and mint tea (me) before forcing ourselves, purely for the sake of this review, to try the dessert menu. As I may have mentioned earlier, it was a decision I certainly didn’t regret.

Al Farida, 3 Cathedral Yard, Exeter, EX1 1HJ www.alfaridrestaurant.co.uk 01392 494444

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1 Mashawi Grill, Exeter For tasty authentic Lebanese food in a friendly atmosphere, this family-run restaurant hits the right note. Excellent, freshly-cooked food at reasonable prices.

DISH OF THE DAY: Fattoush – fresh salad with pomegranate and lemon dressing with Lebanese flatbread PRICE: Mains around the £9 - £12 mark CONTACT: 01392 202688

2 C arn Brea Castle, near Redruth, Cornwall (above) This former hunting lodge/folly dates back to 1379. It’s now home to a Jordanian chef serving up mezze and more, in a romantic candle-lit castle with amazing views.

DISH OF THE DAY: Chicken kebabs in special seasoning PRICE: Mains from £12.95 CONTACT: 01209 218358

3B eirut Bistro, Torquay Ringwood Hotel has a special The Lebanese bistro and bar, serving halal food and also open to non-residents (booking essential).

DISH OF THE DAY: Beirut fish and chips – the fish is cooked in coriander, garlic and lemon PRICE: Mains around £15 CONTACT: 01803 293729

4T he Camel Restaurant, Plymouth With large outdoor covered area for smoking shisha, this studenty restaurant has been newly refurbished and serves good Middle Eastern and North African cuisine. No alcohol but there’s ginger tea and proper Turkish coffee.

DISH OF THE DAY: Order a whole sheep with rice and nuts for a party (£180!)

PRICE: Mains around £12 CONTACT: 01752 934505

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Ingredient of the Week

Mackerel with Tim Maddams

onight we will be having shore crab into a few mackerel. Two and a half hours later soup for supper. This morning I and I had to call it a day. Now, a man of my expewent mackerel fishing for the first rience will tell you it was a bit too bright, it was a time this summer and it was withbit too still (etc etc) but the truth of the matter is out any hesitation on my behalf there were no mackerel about to take the bedragwhich is unusual because mackerel stocks were gled offering I set before them. As such, it was a thought to be under a bit too much pressure in waste of a morning, though I have to say no time recent years. But things are looking up for mackever spent in such pursuits is truly wasted. erel, of which more later.

However, all was not lost. I had taken the odd I like to catch my own fish. There is something moment to set up a drop net baited with bacon seriously satisfying about the rind down by the side of the harwhole process and the humble bour wall. In this way I managed mackerel is relatively easy to to nab a dozen or so shore crabs come by for even the novice fishand shall be making a delicious Always have a erman. I am no novice, I have spicy soup from them, paired with back up plan and been fishing since I was a child some very good locally-grown don’t forget, you and have to say I love it dearly, mussels, home made rouille and whether it’s ethically right of cheese. You honestly can eat can eat those me to enjoy the act of capturing those crabs the kids are always crabs the kids are wild fish to feed myself and my catching. No, truly, you can! family is a question I have never Back to mackerel: the powers always catching quite been able to put to bed. that be have all agreed there is a The internal debate, as ever, lot more fish out there than previrambles on. ous science had led us to believe.

Today, the sun was shining, the tide was right So despite the political wrangling by the Faroe isand I got the all important permission from the lands, Iceland, Scotland, England, Denmark and boss to head off early in search of some silver the EU we can all get on and enjoy some of this supper. I left the house at 6am and was tacksuperb fish. Look for MINSA (Mackerel Industry led up and ready to cast by 6.30. And cast I did, Northern Sustainable Alliance) mackerel in tins again and again, dragging my ever hopeful feathand locally line-caught fresh fish. Or you could ers through the briny deep just waiting for that always have a go at catching your own. shake rattle and roll that lets you know you’re @TimGreenSauce

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Shore crab soup

Take your shore crabs and give them a good wash. Watch out, they will try quite hard to nip you. At this point you need to kill the crabs, and with these little fellows I think it’s best to just pop them into boiling salted water for a minute, then hoik them out. Get a good thick bottomed pan going on the heat and add some oil.

Add the crabs and bash them up a bit with the end of a rolling pin. Roast them well in the pan adding carrot, onion, tomato, garlic, fennel seeds, chilli and anything else you fancy.

Bung in some white wine and let it cook for a few minutes before throwing in a good handful of rice and a enough water to just cover the crabs and veg.

Simmer for a couple of hours to get the best flavour out, then strain it off.

In a clean pan bring the soup back to the boil and throw in as many mussels, clams etc as you fancy and allow them to open up in the stock.

Make yourself a rouille – you can cheat this if you like with bought mayo but it seems mad when most people have the ingredients for a good home-made one kicking about anyway. Blend your mayo with fresh garlic, smoked paprika a touch of ketchup and a few (Marine Stewardship Council approved) anchovies, along with a little lemon juice.

Stir in some rouille, serve in big bowls with more rouille, plenty of strong grated cheddar and good bread.

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Living

TODAY’S WORLD

Have smartphone will travel 17,000 public transport routes in the UK can now be accessed on your phone or tablet via Google Maps. So now there is no excuse for not travelling by bus.... or train, or even taking the St Mawes ferry . lanning a trip? Why not try the very latest update of Google Maps, which brings together information from 1,500 public transport service firms across the UK? From buses and boats, to trains and ferries, just tap in your start and end locations on your computer or smartphone and the upgraded service (also available as an app) will bring up the best route for your A to B, right down to telling you the exact stop to alight.

It is all pretty impressive. And there’s more: you can find out departure times, the number of stops on your journey and even the distance you’ll be walking to and from the bus stop. You can also pick your preferred travel mode, choose to walk less or make fewer changes along the way.

This clever service has been available in a couple of UK cities for quite a while but now it is on offer right across the South

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How many of us had a beer after climbing the Eiffel

West. Compiling the vast amount of data needed to cover nearly 17,000 UK routes has been a huge undertaking, says David Tattersall, product manager for Public Transport in Google Maps. “You can now get public transport directions for everything from cross-country trips to timings for the local village bus,” he explains. “Just for example, Google Maps can now tell you that the St Mawes ferry in Cornwall will save you a 55-minute journey over land to Falmouth, as well as the times of the ferry departures and arrivals.”

With the combination of 3D, street view, map or satellite modes and a plethora of on-screen information, this new offering means you can also take a virtual trip from the comfort of your armchair is an interesting adventure or a good practice for doing it for real in the future. Great for rehearsing your teen’s first bus trip to town in advance or planning your own journeys further afield.

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Browsing around...

The best websites for beach lovers

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Surf cams from Sennen Cove to Saunton Sands and beyond: www.surf-uk.org/surf_report_southwest.html

Test the water with the Marine Conservation society - they have this useful tool to help you find a clean beach www.goodbeachguide.co.uk

Find seaside-inspired clothing and gifts that are, er, totally clawesome for both kids and adults www.gonecrabbing.co.uk

Have some old-fashioned fun, ideal for when you have run out of Grishams – www.beachtomato. com/travel/fun-at-the-beach/best-beach-games

Find a cut-price beach holiday overseas, the deal finder tool has some real bargains for those with more flexibility – www.onthebeach.co.uk

Create your own infographic on just about any subject matter you desire. A new online offering called Sprites (www.spritesapp.com) is a simple-to-operate platform that can help you with professional-looking design work. With a library loaded with visuals and themes, you can get really creative in minutes.

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People

My Secret Westcountry

Pub: It has to be The Gurnard’s Head in Zennor, West Cornwall. I love the way they do food there – simple, pared-back but excellent. The vibe is relaxed and friendly and the clifftop views right on the doorstep are out of this world.

Walk: My grandmother’s ashes were scattered

Emily Scott The Cornish chef shares her local knowledge with us. Emily, runs event catering company The Harbour Kitchen and holds monthly supper clubs. A mum of three, Oscar, 12, Finbar, 11 and Evie nine, she lives in Wadebridge, North Cornwall.

[[ On a Sunday in the summer you’ll find me, usually with a friend or two in tow, at Lundy Hole near Polzeath

Event: I’m really looking forward to the five day Somersault Festival on July 17-21 on Castle Hill in North Devon, with tipi camping, Jack Johnson playing live and food from Fifteen Cornwall. Too often at these sort of occasions, I’m behind the scenes frantically organising catering but for this event I will be strolling about and enjoying everything. Can’t wait.

on an area of Pentire Head called The Rump near Polzeath and for me that is a very special walk. In complete contrast, the twisty-turny woodland walk inland at Respryn near Lanhydrock is another lovely day out. The kids go wild among the trees, like Huckleberry Finn. It’s magical.

Shop: I can’t resist Acorn Antiques in Wadebridge.

Beach: On a Sunday in the summer you’ll find me, usually with a friend or two in tow, at Lundy Hole near Polzeath with my three children, our labrador Monty and spaniel Inca. We take the children’s fishing nets, blankets and the Sunday papers. The adults sit and relax as the children investigate rock pools and scamper along the shoreline.

They always have something quirky and intriguing, often from France, which really speaks to me as I trained as a chef over there. Just recently I bought five wooden French egg trays, for a fiver each. I’m actually using them for eggs but you could stack letters or cards in them. I’m also slightly obsessed with antique chairs and mirrors, and often end up buying yet more of them from there.

Treat: Try little canapé-sized scones for a mini cream tea to hand round at parties. It’s a twist on a Westcountry speciality that always raises a smile.

Picnic: I pack summer salads with fragrant herbs and edible flowers, dishes of mackerel, grilled artichokes and heritage tomatoes; tubs filled with strawberries, raspberries, peaches and plump cherries; perfect sunshine.

For more details of The Harbour Kitchen’s catering service and supper clubs, visit www.theharbourkitchen.com

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TV guide 29.06 - 05.07

Your 7 day guide to what’s on the box

Channel 4, 9pm

MONDAY The World’s Best Diet Are you what you eat?

Farmer, TV presenter and Jamie Oliver’s mate Jimmy Doherty teams up with Kate Quilton of Food Unwrapped as they travel the globe examining the eating habits of a variety of countries, tribes and communities. Along the way they discover some interesting, unusual and downright weird

culinary proclivities - but of course, as the title of the show suggests, this is not just about shining a light on the food world’s worst offenders.

A panel of expert nutritionists are on hand to help the duo rank 50 different diets from different cultures and locations from worst to best. Along the

way, their journey turns up some shocking discoveries about the worst excesses of our modern diet but also there’s lots of good nutritional advice.

It’s not often one gets the chance to watch a truly life-changing 90 minutes of television, but there you have it - it seems you really are what you eat.

Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh faces one of his most moving challenges yet: helping Claire and Ian Estick rebuild both their garden and their family lives after loss.

BBC2, 9pm

THURSDAY ITV 7.30pm

TUESDAY

The Honourable Woman: Oscar-nominated actress Maggie Gyllenhaal stars in a new eight-part political thriller set against the backdrop of events in the Middle East. Expect complex issues and fine acting.

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TV PICKS

Sunday’s Television Guide IMAGINE: MONTY PYTHON – AND NOW FOR SOMETHING RATHER SIMILAR 10.35pm, BBC1

Alan Yentob catches up with the Monty Python team in the run-up to 10 reunion shows.

BBC1

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 Sunday Morning Live (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD).

1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Countryfile (R,S,HD). 2.00 Flog It! (R,S). 2.55 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.40 Points of View (S,HD). 3.55 Songs of Praise (S,HD). 4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

CELEBRITY CATCHPHRASE 7.20pm, ITV

Coronation Street star Kym Marsh (Michelle Connor), actor Steve Pemberton (Benidorm, Psychoville) and chef Rosemary Shrager (I’m a Celebrity 2012) compete to identify familiar phrases hidden in animated clues. At stake is a prize of thousands of pounds for their chosen charities. Stephen Mulhern hosts the game show.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.10 Film: Lucky Jim (S) (1957). Comedy, starring Ian Carmichael. ●●●● 7.45 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 8.15 World Cup Films (S). 9.45 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 10.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 12.00 Glastonbury 2014 (S,HD). 1.00 Live Athletics (S,HD).

The British Championships. 4.30 Inspire: The Olympic Journey (S,HD). 5.00 Glastonbury 2014 (S,HD).

THE QUEST FOR BANNOCKBURN 8pm, BBC2

BIKINI BODY? THE TRUTH ABOUT DIETS 10pm, Channel 5

Part one of two. Neil Oliver and Tony Pollard mark the 700th anniversary of Bannockburn by attempting to pinpoint the location of the battlefield.

ITV

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). 9.25 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). 10.20 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.20 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.30 Love Your Garden (R,S,HD). 12.30 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 1.30 Nature’s Newborns (R,S,HD). 2.00 Film: Columbo Undercover (S,HD) (1994). ●●● 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,S).

Conclusion of the two-part documentary examining the often dangerous and misguided methods adopted to lose weight, as scientists, industry experts and exponents explain the pros and cons of fad diets, so-called healthy foods and extreme exercise regimens.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs (R,S). 6.35 British GT Championship (S). 7.05 Windsor Triathlon (S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2.25 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.55 Film: The Golden Child (S,HD) (1986). ●● 4.45 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.45 Film: Letters to Juliet (S,HD) (2010). Romantic drama. ●●●

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Power Rangers Super Samurai (R,S,HD). 10.35 Power Rangers Megaforce (R,S,HD). 11.10 Access. 11.15 The Hotel Inspector Returns (R,S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). 1.15 Film: What to Expect When You’re Expecting (S,HD) (2012). ●● 3.20 Film: Sabrina the Teenage Witch (S) (1996). Supernatural comedy. ●●● 5.05 Film: Stepmom (S,HD) (1998). Drama, starring Julia Roberts. ●●●●

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Celebrity Catchphrase, 7.20pm

The Simpsons, 2.25pm

Big Brother, 9pm

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7.05 ITV News and Weather (S).

7.20 Celebrity Catchphrase (R,S,HD). 8/9. See Choices Above.

7.40 Channel 4 News (S).

7.20 The Wedding Date (S) (2005).

See Choices Above. ●●

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8.20 Antiques Roadshow (S,HD).

25/26. A visit to Wentworth Woodhouse stately home near Rotherham in South Yorkshire.

Items include a delicate glass punch bowl and a box of bones with quite a history.

8.00 The Quest for Bannockburn (S). 1/2. See Choices Above.

8.00 Dolphins: Born in the Wild (S). 4/4. See Choices Above.

8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.20 Casualty (R,S,HD). 43/48. Tess is involved in a horrendous train crash.

9.00 A Cabbie Abroad: Canada (S,HD). 2/3. Mason McQueen heads to Iqaluit in the Canadian territory of Nunavut, where he joins a small band of taxi drivers who keep the Arctic city on the move in all weathers.

8.20 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Group D Winner v Group C Runner-Up (Kick-off 9.00pm). The fourth match in the last 16 takes place at the Arena Pernambuco in Recife, Brazil. In the event of extratime and penalties, subsequent programmes are subject to change.

9.00 The King’s Speech (S,HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●●●

9.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 26/72.

Daily round-up of highlights, featuring the latest tasks, games, arguments, laughs, diary room visits and bedroom chit-chat. Narrated by Marcus Bentley.

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7.00 Tropic of Cancer (R,S,HD). 6/6.

Simon Reeve travels through Laos and Vietnam and concludes his trip in Hawaii.

Last in the series.

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6.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special (R,S,HD). 2/14. With Anton Du Beke, Denise Van Outen, Diane Abbott and Matt Le Tissier.

6.55 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.10 Regional News (S,HD).

10.35 Imagine: Monty Python – And Now for Something Rather Similar (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.00 Glastonbury 2014 (S,HD). Jo Whiley, Mark Radcliffe, Lauren Laverne and Huw Stephens present coverage of the last day of the festival, with Kasabian scheduled to headline the Pyramid stage.

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A Cabbie Abroad: Canada, 9pm

7.10 Regional News (S,HD).

7.30 Countryfile (S,HD). Matt Baker meets one of the last surviving members of the Dambusters squadron.

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Countryfile, 7.30pm

12.05 Film: And Now for Something Completely Different (HD) (1971). Monty Python sketches, starring the famous team. ●●●● 1.30 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S). Action from the third and fourth matches in the last 16 in Brazil. 2.15 Weatherview (S). 2.20 BBC News (S,HD).

1.00 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). 1.55 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Raf is suspicious when he learns Amy covered for Harry’s mistake. 2.55 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). A chance to see in full one of the last-16 matches in Brazil. 4.40 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

Sunday 29 Television Guide

10.00 Bikini Body? The Truth About Diets (S,HD). 2/2. See Choices Above.

11.15 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

11.30 Midnight Run (S,HD) (1988).

Comedy thriller, starring Robert De Niro and Charles Grodin. ●●●●

11.20 Rising Sun (S,HD) (1993).

Thriller, starring Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes. ●●

11.00 The Invasion (S) (2007). Sci-fi thriller, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. ●●

1.45 The Store. Home shopping. 2.30 Motorsport UK (S,HD). Highlights from Thruxton. 3.20 ITV Nightscreen (HD).

Text-based information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). The property-comparing contest arrives in Manchester. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). Guests air their differences.

1.35 Film: The Black Dahlia (S,HD) (2006).

Crime thriller, starring Josh Hartnett. ●●● 3.35 River Cottage Veg Heroes (R,S,HD).

4.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R,S,HD).

4.05 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). Property developers from England take on their Welsh counterparts. Last in the series. 5.00 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Angry Britain: Work Rage (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S).

5.10 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

In your newspaper today Our exciting new WMN on Sunday is set to be part of your Westcountry weekend from here on in. Packed with news, opinions and features, it’s a great read for everyone who cares about the South West and the wonderful lifestyle on offer here. Look out, too, for your colour supplement West magazine, free every Sunday with the newspaper.

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HAWAII FIVE-0 9pm, Sky1

Joy Reidenberg uncovers the mating strategy of dusky dolphins in New Zealand and Mark Evans finds out why whales travel 12,000 miles to find partners. Last in the series.

ITV2

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R).

6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Kids (R,S). 7.40 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 9.40 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.00 America’s Got Talent (S,HD). 1.55 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3.55 Film: Honey (S,HD) (2003). ●● 5.50 Film: Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (S,HD) (2010). Fantasy comedy. ●●●●

Must Love Dogs, 8pm

8.00 Must Love Dogs (S,HD) (2005). A divorced teacher gives up on love, but her family resolves to ensure she finds Mr Right and puts her details on a dating website. Romantic drama, with Diane Lane and John Cusack.

Including FYI Daily. ●●

A 15-year-old paddleboarder is abducted, and the team faces a race against time to find her as she is not carrying medication for a heart condition. Meanwhile, Governor Denning introduces a new recruit, who is given the task of making sure her colleagues abide by the new rules.

E4

6.00 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD).

6.50 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 7.35 Charmed (R,S). 8.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Youngers (R,S,HD). 1.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S).

2.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3.30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 4.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 5.00 New Girl 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (S,HD). 7.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 9.00 Maleficent Special (R,S). 9.30 Jersey Boys Special (R,S). 10.00 WWE Superstars (R,HD). 11.00 WWE: Experience (HD). 12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 1.00 Twin Towns (R,S). 2.00 Futurama (R,S).

3.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 3.30 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 4.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

DOLPHINS: BORN IN THE WILD 8pm, Channel 4

THE KING’S SPEECH 9pm, Channel 4

The stammering son of George V seeks the help of an eccentric Australian speech therapist as he rises suddenly to the throne.

Colin Firth stars.

GOLD

6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 7.00 Steptoe and Son (S). 9.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.00 Porridge (S).

1.00 Steptoe and Son (S). 3.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

5.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). Rene reluctantly assists the Resistance as they try to blow up a railway line, but the mission is jeopardised when Edith mistakes the explosives for gin. With the late Sam Kelly.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

7.00 Premier League Years (S).

9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD).

10.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). 2.00 Live Show Jumping (HD). The Hickstead Derby. 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). Highlights from the past season.

Addams Family Values, 8pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 10pm

Bottom, 9.40pm

Sporting Heroes, 10pm

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/24. Howard returns from space.

6.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD).

13/13.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

17/22.

6.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 6/8.

Rene arranges his own funeral.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

Classic action.

6.15 Football Gold (S).

6.30 Football’s Greatest.

The career of Luis Figo.

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24.

7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/24. The gang celebrates Star Wars Day.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

18/22. Bart costs the Isotots baseball team the championship.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

19/22.

7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

15/25. Featuring a fight between dog sleds and the internet.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

16/25.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

Up-to-the-minute news.

7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD).

8.00 Addams Family Values (S,HD) (1993).

Comedy sequel, starring Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia. ●●●●

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

10/22. Homer becomes the new voice of American politics.

8.30 Futurama (S,HD). 10/13.

Professor Farnsworth is reunited with his parents.

8.00 The Two Ronnies Spectacle (S). 1/3.

Three-part documentary telling the story of the comedy double act.

8.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A look at the West German national side in 1972 and 1974.

8.30 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). The career of Clarence Seedorf.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

2/23. See Choices Above.

9.00 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 4/6. Capt Blackadder joins the Royal Flying Corps.

9.40 Bottom (S). 1/6. Richie and Eddie become trapped.

9.50 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24. Sheldon upsets Stephen Hawking when they play an online game.

11.20 The Matrix (S,HD) (1999). Sci-fi action thriller, starring Keanu Reeves. ●●●●●

11.25 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 7/24.

Barney and Robin’s relationship is stuck in a rut.

11.55 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 13/24.

11.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD).

4/10. The work of police officers in Cambridgeshire.

11.00 The Young Ones (S).

6/6. The boys resort to bank robbery.

11.45 The Comic Strip Presents: Five Go to Rehab (S).

11.00 Premier League Darts (HD). Round 13 from Birmingham.

2.00 Ultimate You’ve Been Framed (R,S). Featuring comical dance routines. 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

12.25 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.55 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 1.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD).

2.25 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.45 Being Erica (R,S,HD). 3.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD).

Omnibus.

12.00 Road Wars (R,S). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S). 1.50 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 2.20 Road Wars (R,S). 3.10 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). The search for Britain’s noisiest food.

5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S).

12.40 Blackadder Goes Forth (S).

Capt Blackadder joins the Royal Flying Corps. 1.20 Bottom (S).

Richie and Eddie become trapped.

1.50 Bottom (S). 2.20 The Comic Strip Presents: Five Go to Rehab (S). Sequel to the first Comic Strip Presents film. 3.00 Close

2.30 Football’s Greatest (S,HD).

3.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 3.30 Football Gold (S). 3.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 4.00 Football Gold (S). 4.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 4.30 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S). Former Derby County players reminisce.

RADIO

10.20 Bottom (S). 3/6. Richie 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.20 Rude Tube 2012 and Eddie prepare for (S,HD). 23/24. The agents (R,S,HD). 2/6. Alex Zane their holiday. investigate a bombing at and his trusty talking a military charity event, computer present 50 of only for their job to be the most peculiar and complicated by the amusing online videos appearance of a pushy featuring animal antics, TV reporter who claims including a cat that to know who is appears to be able to fly. responsible.

Alex Lester.

Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Sunday Morning with James Jolly. Noon Private Passions.

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 The Early Music Show.

3.00 Choral Evensong. 4.00 The Choir.

5.30 Words and Music in the Great War. 6.45 Sunday Feature: Gavrilo Princip’s Footprint. 7.30 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Live in Concert.

10.00 Music in the Great War: Drama on 3 – A Soldier and a Maker. 11.30 TBA. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Bells on Sunday. 5.45 Four Thought.

6.00 News Headlines. 6.05 Something

Understood. 6.35 On Your Farm. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 News. 7.07 Sunday Papers. 7.10 Sunday. 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal. 7.57 Weather. 8.00 News. 8.07 Sunday Papers. 8.10 Sunday Worship.

8.48 A Point of View. 8.58 Tweet of the Day. 9.00 Broadcasting House.

10.00 The Archers. 11.15 Desert Island Discs. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Just a Minute. 12.30 The Food Programme. 12.57 Weather.

1.00 The World This Weekend. 1.30 The Royal Activist. 2.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 2.45 The Listening Project. 3.00 Classic Serial: The Great Scott. 4.00 Open Book. 4.30 The Lost Poets of the Raincoat Shop. 4.55 1914:

Day by Day. 5.00 File on 4. 5.40 From Fact to Fiction. 5.54 Shipping Forecast.

5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News.

6.15 Pick of the Week. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Blofeld and Baxter: Memories of Test Match Special. 7.45 Writing Lives. 8.00 Feedback. 8.30 Last Word. 9.00 Face the Facts. 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal. 9.30 Analysis. 9.59 Weather.

10.00 The Westminster Hour. With Carolyn Quinn 11.00 The Film Programme. 11.30 Something Understood. Midnight News and Weather. 12.15 Thinking Allowed.

12.45 Bells on Sunday. 12.48 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

BBC3

7.00 Ed Sheeran & Sam Smith @ Glastonbury (S,HD). Highlights from the final day of the Glastonbury music festival.

8.00 Bombay Bicycle Club & The Black Keys @ Glastonbury (S,HD).

Performances by Bombay Bicycle Club and the Black Keys.

9.00 Ellie Goulding @ Glastonbury (S,HD).

10.00 Disclosure Live @ Glastonbury (S,HD). Disclosure perform on the West Holts Stage.

11.30 Family Guy (R,S).

12.15 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.40 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.00 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 2011 (R,S). 1.55 Murdered by My Boyfriend (R,S,HD). 2.55 Stacey Dooley: The Truth About Domestic Violence (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 Dolly Parton: Platinum Blonde (R).

8.00 Queens of Country (R).

Influential female country singers.

9.00 Arena: The 50 Year Argument – The New York Review of Books.

Documentary directed by Martin Scorsese charting literary, political and cultural history from the viewpoint of The New York Review of Books, which began in 1963.

10.40 Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home (R,HD).

Part one of two.

The dangerous products in Victorian homes.

11.40 Dolly Parton: Platinum Blonde (R).

12.40 Queens of Country (R). 1.40 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years of the Top 10 (R). 3.10 Sounds of the Eighties (R).

One to watch

9.00 Show Jumping. The Hickstead Derby. Action from day five of the prestigious competition from the All England Jumping Course in West Sussex.

10.00 The Only Way Is Essex (S,HD). Reality programme following a group of people in Essex.

10.50 TV OD (R,S,HD). 4/8. A humorous look at the most talked about shows on TV.

Radio 1 5.00am Seani B. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Huw Stephens. 4.00 The Official Chart with Jameela Jamil. 7.00 Cel Spellman. 9.00 The Surgery with Aled & Dr Radha.

10.00 Annie Mac. Midnight BBC Introducing with Jen and Ally. 2.00 Monki. 4.00 Adele Roberts.

Radio 2 6.00am The Sunday Hour.

7.00 Clare Balding with Good Morning Sunday. 9.00 Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 Weekend Wogan.

1.00pm Johnnie Walker’s Sounds of the 70s. 4.00 Dermot O’Leary & Jo Whiley. 7.00 Sunday Night with Michael Ball. 9.00 Clare Teal. 11.00 Don Black. Midnight OJ Borg. 2.00

THE WEDDING DATE 7.20pm, Channel 5

A single woman is horrified by the thought of attending her sister’s wedding alone and hires a male escort. Comedy, with Debra Messing.

10.00 Sporting Heroes: Phil Tufnell Interviews Tony Adams (HD). The cricket pundit talks to the former England footballer about his career.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am 5 Live in Short.

6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 9.00 SportsWeek. 10.00 Pienaar’s Politics. 11.00 On the Money.

Noon 5 Live Sport. 4.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 7.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 11.30 Adrian Goldberg. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Aled Jones. Noon Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. 3.00 Charlotte Green’s Culture Club. 5.00 The Classic FM Chart. 7.00 David Mellor.

9.00 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Classical Music. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

IMAGINE (BBC One, 10.30pm)

Monty Python’s Flying Circus is no more. It has ceased to be. It is an ex-comedy programme. But five of the six men who made perhaps the most surreal series in the history of British TV - John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, Eric Idle and Terry Jones - are still alive and kicking, and on Tuesday begin a 20-day residency at the O2 in London.

Tickets were like gold dust, with extra dates added to keep the hoards of fans happy who desperately wanted to see their ageing heroes in action one last time. We’re promised that even Graham Chapman, who died in 1989, will appear via archive footage on a huge video screen.

Here, Alan Yentob meets Cleese, Gilliam, Palin, Idle and Jones as they prepare to take to the stage together, 40 years after the original Python TV show’s demise.

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Monday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

THE WORLD’S BEST DIET 9pm, Channel 4

Jimmy Doherty and Kate Quilton examine the eating habits of different countries, tribes and communities.

BBC1

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Operation Hospital Food with James Martin (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD).

4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

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CORONATION STREET 7pm, ITV

Hour-long episode. David returns home to find Michael there, and after ordering him to get out, he and Kylie visit the jailbird at work and tell his boss that he burgled their house. Maria returns to the Street and agrees to let Marcus continue seeing Liam, before bracing herself to apologise to Fiz, but will she ever be forgiven?

BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD).

Properties in Kent, Durham and Derby being sold at auction. 7.00 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 7.45 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes: New Cases (R,S). 8.30 Sign Zone: Watchdog Test House (R,S). 9.00 Triathlon (S). The ITU World Series meeting from Chicago.

11.00 Daily Politics (S). 11.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Day seven gets under way at the All England Club.

POLICE UNDER PRESSURE 9pm, BBC2

JAMIE’S MONEY SAVING MEALS 8.30pm, Channel 4

Part two of two. South Yorkshire Police is given an ultimatum by the governing body in charge of inspecting police forces to lower the crime rate in the county.

ITV

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

Jamie Oliver demonstrates a fresh spin on a fast-food favourite, preparing a bucket of fried chicken with rainbow slaw, sweet sticky potato wedges and charred corn on the cob, and he makes enough to feed a family of four for less than £10. The chef also shares tips on getting crispy chicken skin.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S).

10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD).

11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). Daily round-up of highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD).

1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). A Navy officer preparing to testify in a murder trial goes missing. 3.15 Film: Hush (S) (2005). Thriller, starring Tori Spelling. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Alfie’s latest money-making scheme leads to a discovery about Aleks.

8.30 Holby City (S,HD). 38/52. Raf demands that Amy take a paternity test, which could spell the end of their marriage.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale introduces highlights of the seventh day’s play at the All England Club.

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9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys (R,S,HD).

3/6. Agnes tries to persuade the health visitor Grandad is in need of respite care.

9.00 Police Under Pressure (S,HD).

2/2. See Choices Above.

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7.10 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

7.35 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S).

10.35 Room 101 – Extra Storage (R,S,HD). 5/8. With Cilla Black, Hugh Dennis and Mel Giedroyc.

10.00 The Culture Show: Girls Will Be Girls (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

11.15 Regional Programme (R,S,HD).

11.20 A Cabbie Abroad: Canada (R,S,HD). 2/3. Mason McQueen drives a taxi in the city of Iqaluit in the Arctic Circle.

12.00 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). Action from the fifth and sixth matches in the last 16. 12.45 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 12.50 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: I Bought a Rainforest (R,S). 1.20 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). A chance to see in full one of the last-16 matches in Brazil. 3.05 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools – Britain’s Great War (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – World War 1 A – Z (S,HD).

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Today at Wimbledon, 8pm

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EastEnders, 8pm

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Coronation Street, 7pm

Jamie’s Money Saving Meals, 8.30pm

Benefits Britain … 9pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/20.

Homer reminisces about the time he was in a band.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Josh tells Andy he is not leaving with him.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Coronation Street (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 The World Trade Center: Rebuilt (S,HD). Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

18/26. Clever animals and crazy teenagers.

8.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Group G Winner v Group H Runner-Up (Kick-off 9.00pm). Coverage of the sixth match of the last-16 stage, held at the Estadio Beira-Rio in Porto Alegre, Brazil. In the event of extra-time and penalties, subsequent programmes are subject to change.

8.00 The Cost of Cheap Alcohol: Channel 4 Dispatches (S).

Antony Barnett examines the UK’s changing drinking habits.

8.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (S,HD). 5/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 Angry Brits: Caught on Camera (S,HD). The captain of a non-league football team climbs into the stands and confronts a spectator. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 The World’s Best Diet (S). See Choices Above.

9.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole (S,HD). 3/5. The documentary examining the lives of unemployed people visits South Yorkshire, where benefits caps, sanctions and the bedroom tax are hitting those at the poorer end of society.

10.35 Bouncers (R,S,HD). 3/3. In Sunderland, 48-year-old Jeff and amateur cage fighter Erdem are on the door of the club with the latest opening hours.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 27/72.

Marcus Bentley narrates a round-up of the highlights of the latest events as the housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power, keep it and impose their will on the others.

11.15 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.45 Regional News (S); Weather.

11.50 You Cannot Be Serious!

(R,S,HD). 2/6. Comedy sketches, featuring a web chat with England coach Gary Neville.

11.40 Beauty Queen or Bust (R,S).

1/3. The regional heats for the Miss World competition.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). Rylan Clark discusses the nominations.

12.20 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Homeowners in Cumbria rate each other’s properties. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.35 The Complainers (R,S,HD). How businesses are finding new ways to satisfy disgruntled customers. 1.30 Scandal (S,HD). 2.15 The Mill (R,S,HD). Drama about factory workers in 19th-century England. 3.10 The Mill (R,S,HD). 4.05 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 5.00 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

(R,S,HD). A couple with young children are evicted a few days before Christmas. 1.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming.

3.15 Under the Dome (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

In your newspaper today Read your Western Morning News every Monday for all the sport reports from the region’s top teams, plus insight into team tactics, performance and future matches. Whether you support Argyle or Albion, the Grecians or the Chiefs, this is the paper to read for all the Westcountry’s sporting news. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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Miranda Sawyer examines the legacy of female musicians who emerged in the wake of punk, talking to Viv Albertine of the Slits, Chrissie Hynde of Pretenders and the Raincoats.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.35 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.35 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

Jake is assigned to a minor graffiti case by Captain Holt as punishment for turning up late for work, but the investigation becomes a major headache when the vandal’s identity is revealed. Meanwhile, Gina’s psychic friend Carlene visits the precinct to help with a case, and upsets Charles with a prediction.

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 7.55 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

4.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). New Directions go head to head with the Dalton Warblers. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer meets Mel Gibson. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Fry and Leela gain special powers.

FILM PICKS

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 8.30pm, E4

THE CULTURE SHOW: GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS 10pm, BBC2

I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT 9pm, ITV2

An investment fund manager makes a continual effort to juggle her work commitments and her two children. When she is offered a new career opportunity that she cannot afford to pass up, the new responsibilities make her already complicated routine even harder to cope with. Comedy based on Allison Pearson’s book, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan and Greg Kinnear. Including FYI Daily.

GOLD 6.00 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 6.30 Sykes. 7.00 As Time Goes By (S). 7.40 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched.

10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie.

3.00 Just a Minute. 3.40 As Time Goes By (S). 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles (S).

5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 7.00 World Cup Report (HD). 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 World Cup Report (HD). 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD).

9.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 9.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict (HD). 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits.

12.00 World Cup Report. 12.30 First Fast Now. 1.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 2.00 Premier League Years (S). 4.00 World Cup Report. 4.30 Afternoon Report. 5.00 Football Gold (S).

5.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

The Cube, 8pm

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 8.30pm

Trollied, 9pm

dinnerladies, 9pm

Live Elite League … 7pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 4/30.

Ross from the Midlands chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 13/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 14/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 7/16. A strange substance turns the crew into teenagers.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

1/22.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 2/9. The trio recreate a battle.

6.00 Super League Full Time (HD). A round-up of the latest matches.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 10/23. A cat that does not like DVDs. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 15/23.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Cindy and Holly believe they may have won the lottery.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 10/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

3/22. Blood-curdling tales of terror.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

5/22. With the voice of Steve Carell.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/6. Del-Boy becomes a yuppie and Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school.

8.00 The Cube (R,S,HD). 9/9.

TV presenter Melanie Sykes and Diversity star Ashley Banjo each tackle up to seven seemingly simple challenges. Last in the series.

8.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 3/24.

Jess and Nick invite Schmidt and Cece on a double date.

8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 2/22. See Choices Above.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 1/24. Pilot episode of the comedy about an extended family.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 2/24.

8.10 The Vicar of Dibley (S).

1/4. Geraldine receives a surprise visitor.

7.00 Live Elite League Speedway (HD).

Eastbourne Eagles v Poole Pirates. Coverage of the top-flight meeting at Arlington Stadium, between two teams in contention for the playoffs.

9.00 I Don’t Know How She Does It (S,HD) (2011).

See Choices Above. ●●

9.00 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 6/8. 9.00 Trollied (R,S,HD). 1/13.

Alex Zane presents a top The Valco head of 50 countdown of strategy reveals big plans internet “superheroes”, for the Warrington featuring the world’s branch. loudest female belcher, a 9.30 Trollied (R,S,HD). 2/13. human Wikipedia and an Kieran considers moving astonishing swimming out of Warrington. baby.

9.00 dinnerladies (S). 5/6.

The girls attend their work party.

9.40 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 6/6. Edina hits 40.

10.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). 5/6. Linda stirs up trouble for Tom.

11.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 19/24. Chelsea discovers revealing photos of another woman on Charlie’s phone.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 7/24. Amy and Wil Wheaton get into a fight while filming Fun with Flags.

11.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 8/24.

11.00 The Office (S). 2/6. The 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Intelligence (R,HD). staff receive their annual 13/13. Gabriel learns (HD). The career of Lionel appraisals. that sleeper agents have Messi. infiltrated the US 11.40 Men Behaving Badly 11.30 Premier League government. Last in the (S). 2/7. Gary suspects Legends (S,HD). A series.

Dorothy is having an profile of former Arsenal affair. defender Tony Adams.

12.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.35 Dads (R,S,HD).

1.00 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). 1.40 You’ve Been Framed! Funniest 100 (R,S). A countdown of the most comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill. 2.30 Teleshopping.

Home shopping.

12.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 12.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.00 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 2.00 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 2.55 What Happens in Sunny Beach (R,S,HD). 3.45 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.30 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

Sam goes undercover as a bomb specialist. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). A female reporter is murdered. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

RADIO

10.00 Intelligence (R,S,HD).

12/13. Gabriel fights to prove his innocence after being framed for the murder of the FBI deputy director – by none other than his old enemy Mei Chen. Josh Holloway and Faye Kingslee star.

Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 The Town Is the Menu. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Who Cares? 3.00 Round Britain Quiz. 3.30 The Food Programme. 4.00 Animal Architecture. 4.30 Beyond Belief. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 PM. With Eddie Mair 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue. 7.00 The Archers. Fallon loses her temper 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 A Small Town Murder. By Scott Cherry 8.00 Howard’s Way. Peter White meets leading football referee Howard Webb

12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Badults (R,S,HD). 1.00 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). 1.30 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD).

2.00 Stacey Dooley: The Truth About Domestic Violence (R,S,HD). 3.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S).

3.30 Badults (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD).

8.00 Jigs & Wigs: The Extreme World of Irish Dancing (R,HD).

8.30 Only Connect (HD).

9.00 Len Goodman’s Dance Band Days (R,HD). The Strictly judge reflects on British dance bands of the 1920s and 30s.

10.00 Edge of Darkness (R).

10.55 Majesty and Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces (R,HD).

11.55 A History of Art in Three Colours (R,HD).

12.55 Only Connect (R,HD). 1.25 Jigs & Wigs: The Extreme World of Irish Dancing (R,HD). 1.55 Lionel Bart, Reviewing the Situation (R,HD). 2.55 Len Goodman’s Dance Band Days (R).

9.00 Sporting Heroes: Steve Harmison Interviews Kevin Keegan: Part One (S,HD). The England cricketer and Newcastle United supporter talks to the man who served his favourite football team as a player and twice as a manager.

10.00 What Happens in Sunny Beach (R,S,HD).

3/3. Friendships are tested and blood is spilt as the hedonism of the Bulgarian resort takes its toll, while a duo pay the price for an eighthour drinking session.

Last in the series.

Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Gurney. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert.

2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Gurney. 7.30 Opera on 3. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 Jazz on 3.

12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

9.00 Start the Week. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Charting the Border. 11.30 Rudy’s Rare Records.

7.00 The Women’s Football Show (S,HD).

7.30 Would I Lie to You? (R,S,HD).

8.00 Stacey Dooley: The Truth About Domestic Violence (R,S,HD).

Investigating abusive behaviour in young people’s relationships.

9.00 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD).

9.30 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD).

10.00 Badults (S,HD).

10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S).

11.25 Family Guy (R,S).

11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

One to watch

10.55 Celebrity Juice (R,S).

7/10. Keith Lemon’s comedy panel show, with Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Dev. 10.00 Fearne Cotton.

12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Huw Stephens. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Radio 1’s Stories. 10.00 Alice Levine. Midnight Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 2.00 B.Traits. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 5.00am Alex Jones. 6.30 Richard Allinson. 9.30 Ken Bruce.

Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo.

7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Girl on Guitar. 11.00 The Art of Artists.

Midnight OJ Borg. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics.

BBC3

12.20 Bottom (S). The bachelors have a run-in with the police. 1.00 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Edina hits 40. 1.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Linda stirs up trouble for Tom. 2.00 The Office (S). The staff receive their annual appraisals.

2.30 Men Behaving Badly (S).

3.00 Close 8.30 Analysis. How the Conservative Party is perceived by the outside world 9.00 Shared Planet. Investigating priorities in conserving wildlife 9.30 Start the Week. A discussion about the brain’s ability to change and adapt 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight.

With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This. By Bret Anthony Johnston, abridged, directed and produced by Jill Waters 11.00 Short Cuts. Josie Long showcases short documentaries 11.30 Today in Parliament. Presented by Susan Hulme Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00

10.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

Former West Bromwich Albion players reminisce about their FA Cup victory of 1968.

Presented by Jeff Stelling.

12.00 Premier League Darts (HD).

The 14th round of the season from Newcastle. 3.30 Football League Gold (HD). 3.45 Football League Gold (HD). 4.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 4.30 Football League Gold (S,HD). 4.45 Football Gold (S). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon Wimbledon. 4.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 7.30 Wimbledon. 8.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 11.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

THE WORLD’S BEST DIET (Channel 4, 9pm)

Whether it’s Jennifer Aniston’s inclination to replace breakfast with lemon juice, Reese Witherspoon’s baby food diet (one assumes she eats it ‘with a spoon’), or Jennifer Lopez’s apparent belief that smelling grapefruit oil will help her break down fats, it seems there’s no end of odd ideas when it comes to ‘healthy’ eating.

Even Posh Spice has got in on the act, proclaiming the ‘Five Hands’ diet - in which she only eats five handfuls of food a day - to be the reason for her (some would say too) svelte frame.

However, as this intriguing one-off programme reveals, it’s not just celebrities who have unusual eating habits.

Jimmy Doherty and Kate Quilton travel the globe examining the eating habits of different communities. It all helps to illustrate what we in Britain perhaps should be eating. Food for thought.

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Tuesday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

LOVE YOUR GARDEN 7.30pm, ITV

Alan Titchmarsh and the team transform the L-shaped garden of a couple who founded a charity to support bereaved families.

BBC1

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Operation Hospital Food with James Martin (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD).

4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

TODAY AT WIMBLEDON 8pm, BBC2

John Inverdale presents highlights of the eighth day’s play at the All England Club, where the ladies’ singles quarter-finals were expected to be the main attraction. It seems unlikely that the draw at this stage will be quite as wide open as it was last year, when only Agnieszka Radwanska of the top 10 was still involved.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.05 Animal Park (R,S). 7.35 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes: New Cases (R,S). 9.05 Sign Zone: Watchdog (R,S).

10.05 Sign Zone: Watchdog Test House (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics (S).

12.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The ladies’ singles quarter-finals.

RAMSAY’S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES USA 10pm, Channel 4

Gordon Ramsay heads to Queens, New York, where the owners of failing Greek restaurant Kati Allo are on the brink of divorce, while their daughter is at her wits’ end.

ITV

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

THE DOG RESCUERS WITH ALAN DAVIES 8pm, Channel 5

Liverpool-based RSPCA inspector Anthony calls on the assistance of the police to help rescue a boxer that has been left locked in a house with no suitable food or water. In Northamptonshire, Michelle checks in on a bulldog and its puppies.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD).

3.30 Deal or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).

12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). Daily round-up of highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD).

2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 3.10 Film: Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke (S) (2003). See Choices Above. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Alfie tells Roxy the truth about Aleks.

8.30 Holby City (S,HD). 38/52. Raf demands that Amy take a paternity test, which could spell the end of their marriage. Jesse decides to cool things off with Zosia.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

See Choices Above.

9.30 Miranda (R,S). 4/6. The shop owner is trapped in her flat caring for her poorly mother.

9.00 Shopgirls: The True Story of Life Behind the Counter (S,HD). 2/3. See Choices Above.

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7.10 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

7.35 Regional News (S); Weather.

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QI, 10pm

10

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S).

10.35 Room 101 – Extra Storage (R,S). 5/8. With Cilla Black, Hugh Dennis and Mel Giedroyc.

10.00 QI (R,S,HD). 18/18. Second of two compilations of highlights from the K series.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

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Miranda, 9.30pm

11.15 Live at the Apollo (R,S).

11.45 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD).

Action from the seventh and eighth matches in the last 16 in Brazil.

11.20 Police Under Pressure (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two.

Police in South Yorkshire are tasked with lowering the crime rate.

12.30 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

12.35 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 The Super League Show (S). 1.05 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). 2.50 This Is BBC Two (S).

4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools – I Was There: The Great War (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – Play On! (R,S,HD).

5.30 Schools: Your Paintings (R,S,HD).

5.55 Wonders of Nature: Frogs – Diversity (R,S,HD).

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Tuesday 1

Television Guide

Emmerdale, 7pm

Location, Location, Location, 8pm

The Dog Rescuers … 8pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 12/20. The greatest love stories of all time.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Cindy and Holly believe they may have won the lottery.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Tamara remembers it was Zac’s car that hit her.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Debbie and Chas set off in search of missing Cain.

7.30 Love Your Garden (S,HD). 2/8.

See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Whale Adventure with Nigel Marven (R,S,HD). The wildlife expert follows grey whales migrating from Mexico to Alaska. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Group H Winner v Group G Runner-Up (Kick-off 9.00pm). The last-16 stage concludes with this clash at the Arena Fonte Nova in Salvador, Brazil. In the event of extratime and penalties, subsequent programmes are subject to change.

8.00 Location, Location, Location (R,S). 7/9. Kirstie and Phil revisit their oldest-ever househunters, who were looking to move after 50 years in the same home, and a young couple desperate to find their first place.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News.

9.00 The Auction House (S,HD).

3/3. A valuer takes a gamble on a rococo-style bedroom suite, while a member of staff questions her choices as she nervously puts 50 designer handbags up for sale. Last in the series.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S,HD). 5/22. The team re-opens a cold case when a woman is found bludgeoned to death in the home of a millionaire who was accused of murder 13 years previously.

Guest starring Jason Priestley.

10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S). 3/9. See Choices Above.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 28/72.

Highlights of Monday’s action in the house, as the housemates continue their attempt to live harmoniously under the allseeing eye of Big Brother.

11.15 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.45 Regional News (S); Weather.

11.55 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green (R,S,HD).

1/8. The actor explores the history and culture of his home county.

11.00 Undercover Boss USA (S,HD).

12/14. The founder of a sports bar chain goes undercover.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). BB-related debates, features, insights and gossip.

12.20 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Loose Women (R,S,HD). With Kaye Adams, Nadia Sawalha, Jane Moore and Linda Robson. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD).

Text-based information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD).

Homeowners in Nottingham compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Poker (S). 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 1.30 Trans World Sport (R,S,HD). 2.25 FIM Superbike World Championship (R,S). 2.55 British GT Championship (R,S). 3.20 Windsor Triathlon (R,S). 4.15 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 4.35 River Cottage Veg Heroes (R,S,HD). 5.00 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 Wentworth Prison (R,S,HD). Will Jackson tries to find out who killed his wife.

1.00 Access. 1.10 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Emergency Bikers (R,S). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

In your newspaper today The Western Morning News on Tuesday is home to the superb Living Cornwall section, with news, features and events from all over this special county. Look out too for That Was the West That Was… a nostalgic round up of rare and historic South West photography from the archives. Visit www. westernmorningnews.co.uk for details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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ROAD WARS 10pm, Sky1

An intruder in a shop upsets staff, while some dodgy driving alerts officers to an illegal stash in the offending car. Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented.

Pamela Cox examines how the lives of women and their workplaces were revolutionised in the early 20th century.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.35 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.35 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

4.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Guest starring Ricky Martin. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Part one of two.

Mr Burns is shot. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Fry is recruited to save the universe.

FILM PICKS

SHOPGIRLS: THE TRUE STORY OF LIFE BEHIND THE COUNTER 9pm, BBC2

KILLER FLOOD: THE DAY THE DAM BROKE 3.10pm, Channel 5

An architect building a dam resigns from the construction company that employed him, citing poor standards and shortcuts. However, on a return visit, he realises the structure could collapse at any time – and although a nearby town seems doomed to a watery grave, he struggles to convince anyone of the danger they are in. Thriller, starring Joe Lando, Bruce Boxleitner and Michele Greene.

GOLD 6.00 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 6.30 Waiting for God (S).

7.00 Butterflies (S). 7.40 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched.

10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie.

3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.05 The Vicar of Dibley (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 7.00 World Cup Report (HD). 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 World Cup Report (HD). 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD).

9.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 9.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict (HD). 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits. 12.00 World Cup Report. 12.30 First Fast Now. 1.00 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

2.00 Premiership Years (S). 4.00 World Cup Report. 4.30 Afternoon Report. 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Hell’s Kitchen, 9pm

New Girl, 9pm

Modern Family, 8pm

The Two Ronnies … 9pm

Football’s Greatest … 8.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

30/30. London bachelor Martin looks for love.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 15/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 16/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 9/16.

Fry is killed by a giant bee.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

2/22.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 3/9. Compo and Foggy drink too much at Ernie Mordue’s funeral.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.15 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 6/26. Comical clips, featuring an exploding beer can.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 7/26.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

Carmel considers abandoning her family.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 11/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

2/21. Springfield gets a new telephone code.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

20/22.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). Rodney dates the daughter of the Duke of Maylebury.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

Up-to-the-minute news.

7.30 Sky Sports Originals (HD).

8.00 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (R,S,HD). 5/8.

“Sir” and one of the girls go cruising in a sports car and stop for lunch at an Americanstyle diner.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/24. The gang celebrates Star Wars Day. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 21/24.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 3/24. Manny has a heart-to-heart with Claire.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4/24. Mitchell and Claire’s mother visits.

8.20 One Foot in the Grave (S). 5/6. The Meldrew household becomes cursed.

8.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Netherlands team from 1974.

9.00 Hell’s Kitchen (S). The contestants are challenged to brunch service at a wedding reception, and take part in a dish-matching challenge. With Gordon Ramsay.

9.00 New Girl (S,HD). 4/24.

Schmidt tries to ruin Jess and Nick’s relationship.

9.30 The Mindy Project (S,HD). 4/22. Morgan sues Mindy for sexual harassment.

9.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD).

1/10. Documentary following the work of Cambridgeshire police officers as they tackle crime in a county renowned for its university, tourism and picture-postcard appearance.

9.00 The Two Ronnies Spectacle (S). 2/3. The making of the double act’s TV series, featuring a look at the development of their performing style and how some of the most famous sketches were made.

10.00 Hell’s Kitchen (S). The 10.00 First Dates (R,S,HD). contestants are 4/8. Headstrong challenged to a celebrity Mancunian make-up dinner service. artist Regan returns to the restaurant and self10.55 Celebrity Juice (R,S). confessed metrosexual 8/10. Comedy panel Jon is determined to show, with guests Janet find her soft side.

Street-Porter, Peter Jones and Patrick Kielty.

10.00 Road Wars (R,S). 1/8.

See Choices Above.

10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

17/25. A comic look at soaps and celebrities.

10.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

18/25. A comic look at soaps and celebrities.

12.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.40 Dads (R,S,HD).

1.05 Hell’s Kitchen (R,S). The contestants are challenged at a brunch wedding reception. 1.55 Life’s Funniest Moments (R).

2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 Youngers (R,S,HD). 1.30 First Dates (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.15 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

12.20 Bottom (S). The boys visit a dating agency. 1.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Tom decides to set up a drama school. 1.30 The Office (S). Brent is headhunted.

2.00 Men Behaving Badly (S).

Gary tries to ruin Dorothy’s new relationship. 2.30 Bottom (S). 3.00 Close

RADIO

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD).

8.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD).

8.30 Commonwealth on Film.

9.00 Rebels of Oz: Germaine, Clive, Barry and Bob. Part one of two. The impact of four Australian figures on western culture.

10.00 Rabbit-Proof Fence (HD) (2002). Fact-based Australian drama, starring Everlyn Sampi. ●●●● 11.25 Skippy: Australia’s First Superstar (R).

12.25 A History of Britain

by Simon Schama (R).

1.25 Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home (R,HD).

2.25 Commonwealth on Film (R). 2.55 Rebels of Oz: Germaine, Clive, Barry and Bob (R).

10.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Andres Iniesta.

10.30 Sky Sports Originals (HD). Cycling the route of the opening stage of this year’s Tour de France, part of which takes place in the Yorkshire Dales.

11.00 The Office (S). 3/6. Brent 11.30 Premier League is headhunted.

Legends (S,HD). A 11.40 Men Behaving Badly profile of former (S). 3/7. Gary tries to ruin goalkeeper Peter Dorothy’s new Schmeichel. relationship.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics.

Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Ivor Gurney.

1.00 News. 1.02 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3.

4.30 In Tune. 5.45 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Ivor Gurney. 6.45 Opera on 3. 10.00 Free Thinking in the Great War. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00

12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 1.00 Backchat with Jack Whitehall and His Dad (R,S,HD). 1.30 Badults (R,S,HD). 2.00 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistan’s Heroin Hell (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stacey Dooley: The Truth About Domestic Violence (R,S).

BBC4

9.00 Sporting Heroes: Steve Harmison Interviews Kevin Keegan: Part Two (S,HD). The fast bowler continues his interview with the former Newcastle United and England manager.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 24: Live Another Day (R,S,HD). 9/24. Sheldon (R,S,HD). 9/12. Jack and and Howard squabble Chloe concoct a plan to over ownership of a eliminate the terrorist university parking space. threat.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/24.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Annie Mac. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Huw Stephens. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Review Show with Jen Long. 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine. Midnight Punk Show with Mike Davies. 2.00 Nihal. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 5.00am Alex Jones. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Gilles Peterson’s Musica Brasileira. 11.00 Michael Parkinson: My Favourite Things.

Midnight OJ Borg. 2.00 Alex Lester.

7.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S).

Groom-to-be Patrick takes sole charge of organising his wedding.

8.00 Meet the Parents (S,HD) (2000). Comedy, starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller. ●●●● 9.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra (R,S).

10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). The residents of Quahog try to solve a murder mystery.

11.50 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

One to watch

11.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 21/24. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

The team investigates a shoot-out at a pawn shop. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Hawaii Five0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

The Life Scientific. 9.30 One to One. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Shared Planet. 11.30 O Say Can You See? Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Call You and Yours.

12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 The Town Is the Menu. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Sum. 3.00 Making History. 3.30 The Human Zoo. 4.00 Natalie Haynes’ Brave New Algo-World. 4.30 A Good Read.

4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather.

6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Life: An Idiot’s Guide. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15

Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 A Small Town Murder. 8.00 File on 4.

Charities delivering aid in areas controlled by militant groups 8.40 In Touch. 9.00 Inside Health. New series.

Dr Mark Porter separates medical fact from fiction 9.30 The Life Scientific.

9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This.

11.00 Clayton Grange. By Neil Warhurst, with additional material by Paul Barnhill. Last in the series 11.30 Today in Parliament. Political news, presented by Sean Curran Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club.

12.00 Premier League Darts (HD).

Round 15 from Brighton. 3.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.45 Football Gold (HD). 4.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 4.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S). Former Rangers stars look back on their time with the club.

12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon Wimbledon. 4.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 7.30 Wimbledon. 8.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 11.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

LOVE YOUR GARDEN (ITV, 7.30pm)

“I believe a beautiful garden can lift the spirits and make a real difference to peoples’ lives,” explains Alan Titchmarsh.

“So my team and I are putting some pizzazz back into Britain’s ailing plots.”

This week he faces one of his most moving challenges yet: helping Claire and Ian Estick. Five years ago they were a happy family with two young boys.

Alas, tragedy struck when their youngest son, 23-month-old Daniel, died in hospital from septicaemia.

The family has since devoted their time to helping other families in the same situation. It has meant that their large L-shaped garden has been put on hold. It’s become a confused mix of children’s play equipment, a neglected greenhouse and overgrown shrubs and trees. Alan gathers his team under his umbrella and gets to work to sort the garden out. Heartwarming stuff.

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Wednesday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

THE BETRAYERS 9pm, ITV

From false identities to bogus illnesses, this documentary tells the stories of people who have been duped by loved ones, including a property developer conned out of $1million.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Operation Hospital Food with James Martin (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). From the Newark Antique and Collectors’ Fair.

1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Further coverage of the men’s singles quarter-finals.

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EMMERDALE 7pm, ITV

In the Woolpack, Adam is determined to drown his sorrows, and shows interest when Ross suggests they steal vodka from the cellar. With money missing from the Dingle pot and Sam acting strangely, Zak and Lisa worry about what he’s up to, while Leyla concocts a new idea for a business investment.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.05 Animal Park (R,S). 7.35 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes: New Cases (R,S). 9.05 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R,S). 10.05 Sign Zone: Watchdog Test House (R,S). 10.35 Click (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD).

CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF 9pm, BBC1

THE HOTEL INSPECTOR RETURNS 9pm, Channel 5

Singer Kiki Dee, travel writer Charley Boorman and actors Jason Connery, Christopher Biggins and Tina Hobley make fish and chips in the fourth and final heat of the cookery contest.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S).

12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With pop rock band the Vamps. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S).

2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

Alex Polizzi returns to the Oakland Hotel in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, where two years ago she found a struggling business suffering from bad decor and family in-fighting. Co-owner Jeff Dolbear revealed that Alex was called in against his wishes and said he would ignore all her advice.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S).

10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD).

11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). Highlights of Monday’s action in the house. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Nightmare at the End of the Hall (S,HD) (2008). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Casey confronts Cheryl about the identity of his real father.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Gail persuades Steve to give Michael a job at Street Cars.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD).

A violent man gives officers the runaround after wreaking havoc in a hospital. Followed by 5 News Update.

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The Hotel Inspector Returns, 9pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 13/20.

Bart joins forces with a fellow prankster.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

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8 Out of 10 Cats Does … 10pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

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All Star Mr & Mrs, 8pm

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show.

Followed by Regional News.

8.00 Watchdog (S,HD). 7/7. An unreliable car suspension system and the diet pill that is more likely to lose customers money than weight. Plus, Anne tackles energy regulator Ofgem. Last in the series.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale and guests look back at the key moments on day nine at the All England Club, where the men’s singles quarter-finals were scheduled to take place.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs (S,HD). 4/8.

Charlie Condou (Coronation Street’s Marcus), Nerys Hughes (The Liver Birds) and Five singer Scott Robinson find out how much they know about their partners. Phillip Schofield hosts.

8.00 This Old Thing: The Vintage Clothes Show (S,HD). 2/6.

Dawn O’Porter introduces a Reading girl to retro fashion, looks at the birth of the maxi dress and reveals how the brashness of 1980s fashion still resonates today.

8.00 Brand New House for 5K (S,HD). Linda Barker has £5,000 and a week to declutter, repair and transform a three-bedroom property in north-east London, providing a stylish home for a single mother and her young son. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Celebrity MasterChef (S,HD).

7/13. See Choices Above.

9.10 Coast Australia (S,HD). 8/8.

See Choices Above.

9.00 The Betrayers (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 One Born Every Minute (S,HD). 4/10. An expectant mother’s confidence fades as her contractions quickly get the better of her, while a couple nervously await the arrival of their first child.

9.00 The Hotel Inspector Returns (S,HD). 2/4. See Choices Above.

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (R,S). 4/6. Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show’s version of the famous quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by guests Jason Manford and Stephen Mangan.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 29/72. The pick of the previous day’s highlights, including the start of another two-day shopping task to determine how well the housemates will eat for the coming week.

11.00 My Granny the Escort (R,S,HD). A portrait of three of Britain’s mature escorts.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). Emma Willis and her guests discuss how the housemates are getting on.

12.00 Music on 4: Superstar DJs: With Annie Mac (S,HD). 12.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 12.55 The Simpsons (R,S). 1.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S).

2.15 Film: Our Family Wedding (S,HD) (2010). ●● 4.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 4.05 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 5.00 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). A couple with young children are evicted a few days before Christmas. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). Two notable Victorian architects. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R,S). 5.35 Great Scientists (R,S).

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

10.35 The White Widow: Searching for Samantha (S,HD). The story of fugitive suspected terrorist Samantha Lewthwaite.

10.00 Episodes (S,HD). 8/9. Carol is furious after spotting Sean with an executive from a rival network.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

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Wimbledon 2014, 1pm

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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6 7 8 9

Watchdog, 8pm

11.30 A Question of Sport: Super Saturday (R,S,HD). 2/5. With guests Patrick Robinson, Seann Walsh, Iwan Thomas and Sharron Davies.

11.20 Shopgirls: The True Story of Life Behind the Counter (R,S,HD). 1/3. The role of female staff in British retail over the past 150 years.

12.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

12.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Shopgirls: The True Story of Life Behind the Counter (R,S,HD). 1.20 Sign Zone: Welcome to Rio (R,S). 2.20 Sign Zone: A Very British Airline (R,S). 3.20 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD).

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Wednesday 2 Television Guide

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.35 Hard Target (S,HD) (1993). See Choices Above. ●●●

12.20 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S). Four homeowners in Birmingham rate one another’s properties. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

In your newspaper today Wednesday is farming day for The Western Morning News. Expect in-depth coverage of all the agricultural issues that matter. There’s also our usual everyday offering of insightful and up-to-date news and features from across the Westcountry and wider world. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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Jack pursues another lead, more determined than ever to bring down the people responsible for killing the president. Kate finally learns the truth about the scandal that has dogged her for the past year, while Audrey confronts her husband about his duplicity.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.30 Holiday Airport: Cyprus (R,S). 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.35 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.35 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

5.05 Big Rich Texas (R,S,HD).

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

4.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Guest starring Ricky Martin. 7.00 Futurama (R,S).

9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Guest starring Jeff Goldblum. 4.00 Futurama (R,S).

5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). The townsfolk hold a film festival. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). The team travels to a parallel universe.

FILM PICKS

24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY 9pm, Sky1

COAST AUSTRALIA 9.10pm, BBC2

The team explores Western Australia’s Coral Coast, with Xanthe Mallett heading to the Houtman Abrolhos islands to examine a gruesome tale of murder from 1629. Last in the series.

HARD TARGET 10.35pm, ITV

An out-of-work merchant sailor investigates sadistic hunters who stalk human prey in New Orleans. Jean-Claude Van Damme stars.

GOLD 6.00 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 6.30 Waiting for God (S).

7.00 Butterflies (S). 7.40 dinnerladies (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S).

9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched.

2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 7.00 World Cup Report (HD). 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 World Cup Report (HD). 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD).

9.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 9.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict (HD). 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits. 12.00 World Cup Report. 12.30 First Fast Now. 1.00 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

2.00 Premiership Years (S). 4.00 World Cup Report. 4.30 Afternoon Report. 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

I Wanna Marry … 9pm

Night at the Museum, 8pm

24: Live Another Day, 9pm

The Vicar of Dibley, 8.05pm

Sporting Rivalries, 8.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

10/30. Potential suitors woo Jenni from Cardiff.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 11/16.

The Earthicans receive an unexpected windfall.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

3/22.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 5/9. Howard asks his pals to deliver a gift to Marina.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.15 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Featuring comical dance routines.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Harry Hill narrates camcorder calamities.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

Darren and Nancy’s relationship reaches a new low.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 12/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

3/21. With the voice of Drew Barrymore.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

21/22. Guest starring Kiefer Sutherland.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/6. Del gets his hands on a consignment of self-inflating rubber dolls.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

Up-to-the-minute news.

7.30 Sky Sports Originals (HD).

8.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Funniest 100 (R,S).

Harry Hill narrates a countdown of the most comical mishaps captured on film.

8.00 Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (S,HD) (2009). Nightwatchman Larry and his living museum-exhibit friends must stop a reanimated pharaoh from taking over the world. Fantasy comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller and Amy Adams. ●●●

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

1/22. Homer recalls his musical heyday.

8.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

2/22. Bart goes on the run.

8.05 The Vicar of Dibley (S).

2/4. Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play.

8.30 Sporting Rivalries (HD).

Real Madrid v Barcelona.

9.00 24: Live Another Day (S,HD). 10/12. Jack pursues another lead, Kate finally learns the truth about the scandal that has dogged her for the past year, and Audrey confronts her husband about his duplicity.

9.00 dinnerladies (S). 6/6.

Bren is left to run the night shift.

9.40 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 2/6. Edina’s father dies.

9.00 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (S,HD). 6/8. The women compete in a military boot-camp obstacle course in a bid to win some exclusive time with “Sir”, but tension erupts when one hopeful is chosen to have a dinner for two.

RADIO

12.15 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD).

12.45 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 1.15 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 1.45 Rude Tube 2012 (R,S,HD). 2.40 Being Erica (R,S,HD). 3.25 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.05 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

Paul Young’s fate is revealed.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Annie Mac. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Huw Stephens. 3.30 The Official Chart Update. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 My Playlister. 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine. Midnight Huw Stephens. 2.00 Benji B. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 5.00am Alex Jones. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Walking with the Wind: America’s Civil Rights Struggle. 11.00 Trevor Nelson’s Soul Show. Midnight

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

A naval seaman and an arms dealer are found dead. 1.00 Hawaii Five0 (R,S,HD). The crew pursues a bomber. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S).

4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

5.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

OJ Borg. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics.

Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Ivor Gurney.

1.00 News. 1.02 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong. 4.30 In Tune.

6.30 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Ivor Gurney. 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking.

10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). A trio of supercars are tested in Italy.

8.00 Tron: Legacy (S,HD) (2010). Scifi adventure sequel, starring Jeff Bridges. ●●● 10.00 Orphan Black (S,HD). Sarah encounters a new ally. Last in the series.

10.45 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Brian has a political change of heart.

11.10 Family Guy (R,S).

11.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). A marriage counsellor hypnotises Francine.

11.55 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

12.15 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 12.45 Orphan Black (R,S,HD).

1.30 Badults (R,S,HD). 1.55 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 2.25 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Millionaire Preacher: Reggie Yates’ Extreme South Africa (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD).

8.00 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens (R,HD).

England’s first allfemale battle for succession. Last in the series.

9.00 Majesty and Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces (HD). The redesign of Buckingham Palace and The Mall. Last in the series.

10.00 The Queen’s Castle (R).

11.00 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions (R,HD).

12.00 Caravans: A British Love Affair (R). 1.00 Parks and Recreation (R). 1.20 Parks and Recreation (R).

1.45 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens (R,HD). 2.45 Majesty and Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces (R,HD).

One to watch 9.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD).

The intense rivalry between Argentina and Brazil.

9.30 Sporting Rivalries (HD).

The intense rivalry between the Netherlands and Germany.

10.00 A League of Their Own 10.20 Gimme Gimme 10.00 World Cup Report 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.10 Rude Tube 2012 Gimme (S). 1/6. Tom (R,S,HD). 1/10. Comedy (HD). Up-to-the-minute (S,HD). Reality (R,S,HD). 3/6. Alex Zane decides to set up a sports quiz, hosted by news. programme following a and his talking drama school.

James Corden, with John group of people in computer present 10.30 Sky Sports Originals Bishop, Claudia Essex. online videos (HD). Cycling the route Winkleman, Louis Smith showcasing a variety of 10.45 Quantum of Solace of the opening stage of and Mo Farah joining unusual skills and (S,HD) (2008). James this year’s Tour de Jamie Redknapp, Andrew talents, including Bond sets out on a France, part of which Flintoff and Jack rapping and dancing personal mission of takes place in the Whitehall. grannies. vengeance and uncovers Yorkshire Dales. a plan to cause a coup in a Latin American 11.00 The Office (S). 4/6. Brent 11.30 Premier League 11.15 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles country. Spy thriller becomes a motivational (R,S,HD). 11/24. Leonard (R,S,HD). 7/24. A man is Legends (S,HD). A sequel, with Daniel speaker. fails to get Sheldon into accused of rape and profile of former Craig and Olga the Christmas mood. murder.

11.40 Men Behaving Badly England striker Alan Kurylenko. Including FYI 11.45 The Big Bang Theory (S). 4/7. Gary’s father Shearer.

Daily. ●●● visits.

(R,S,HD). 12/24.

12.55 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Charlie takes advantage of Chelsea and Alan’s friendship.

1.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Judith goes into labour.

1.45 Hell’s Kitchen (R,S). The contestants are challenged to a celebrity dinner service. 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

NIGHTMARE AT THE END OF THE HALL 3.15pm, Channel 5

An author with writer’s block takes a teaching job at the school she attended as a child. Her attempts to settle into her new role are thrown off course by an encounter with a pupil who is eerily similar to her deceased childhood friend. Mystery, starring Sara Rue and Jacqueline MacInnes Wood.

12.20 Bottom (S). Richie and Eddie go camping. 1.00 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Edina’s father dies.

1.30 The Office (S). Brent becomes a motivational speaker. 2.00 Men Behaving Badly (S). Gary’s father visits. 2.30 Bottom (S). Richie and Eddie go camping. 3.00 Close

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00 Midweek. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club. 10.00 Woman’s Hour.

11.00 My Family’s Fight for Civil Rights.

11.30 A Charles Paris Mystery: Corporate Bodies. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 You and Yours. 12.30 Face the Facts. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 The Town Is the Menu. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Hatch, Match and Dispatch. 3.00 Money Box Live. 3.30 Inside Health. 4.00 Thinking Allowed. 4.30 The Media Show. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW)

Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Start/Stop. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 (LW) A Small Town Murder. 7.45 (FM) A Small Town Murder. 8.00 The Moral Maze. Michael Buerk chairs a debate on ethical issue 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Frontiers.

How scientific advances are influencing the development of robot swarms 9.30 Midweek. Presented by Libby Purves 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This.

11.00 Before They Were Famous.

11.15 Tina C’s Global Depression Tour.

11.30 Today in Parliament. Presented

12.00 Premier League Darts (HD).

Action from the play-offs from the O2 in London. 3.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.45 Football Gold (S). 4.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

4.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

by Susan Hulme Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon Wimbledon. 7.30 5 Live Sport.

10.30 Colin Paterson. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Orphan Black (BBC3, 10pm)

Tatiana Maslany seems to put so such effort into everything that she signs her name up to, it’s little wonder she’s won television award after award.

The much-hyped Canadian actress, above, has shone in various roles in dramas including The Nativity, Being Erica and Heartland, but it’s for this brilliant series that’s she’s really begun to make a name for herself. After all, it can’t be easy playing the roles of 12 characters, can it?

Maslany puts in one final performance tonight, as season two of Orphan Black draws to a close. Tonight, a broken Sarah is left with little option but to concede following Rachel’s latest ploy, and as the Clone Club fights to gain its freedom, she comes across a new ally and uncovers a terrifying dimension to the conspiracy. Maria Doyle Kennedy, Matt Frewer and Evelyne Brochu put in fine supporting appearances.

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Thursday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

THE HONOURABLE WOMAN 9pm, BBC2

Nessa Stein comes under scrutiny from MI6 and the government when a Palestinian businessman with links to her company is killed. Maggie Gyllenhaal stars.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Operation Hospital Food with James Martin (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).

1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). Sue Barker presents live coverage from the All England Club.

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THIS WEEK 11.35pm, BBC1

Andrew Neil introduces a round-table chat, in which he, Michael Portillo and other guests take a light-hearted romp through the political and parliamentary developments of the past seven days. They will be discussing who is making the headlines and the issues that matter to both MPs and the public.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.20 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). Properties in Kent, Morecambe and Derbyshire. 7.20 Animal Park (R,S). Testing the strength of a lion’s jaw. 8.20 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes: New Cases (R,S). 9.05 Sign Zone: Escape to the Continent (R,S). 10.05 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD).

11.30 Daily Politics (S). 12.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The ladies’ singles semi-finals.

INSIDE ASPREY: LUXURY BY ROYAL APPOINTMENT 9pm, ITV

THE 70-STONE MAN: THE FINAL CHAPTER 9pm, Channel 5

The daily workings of the high-end London designer, from the salespeople who tempt VIP customers with one-of-a-kind items.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S).

4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

Channel 5 revisits Keith Martin as he undergoes the life-changing bariatric procedure that he was preparing for in last year’s documentary 70 Stone and Almost Dead. Surgeon Kesava Reddy Mannur and his team hope to remove most of Keith’s stomach and a massive hernia.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S).

10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD).

11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD).

The housemates begin this week’s shopping task. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Earthstorm (S) (2006). See Choices Above. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Chris tries to win Denny back.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). A drunken Adam causes Andy a serious injury.

7.30 Beating Breast Cancer: Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 World’s Busiest Train Station (R,S). Behind the scenes at Tokyo’s Shinjuku railway station over the course of 24 hours.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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Big Brother, 10pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 14/20.

Bart and Lisa think they have killed Martin.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

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George Clarke’s Amazing … 8pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

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Coronation Street, 8.30pm

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Carol resorts to desperate measures after a visit from the bailiff.

Followed by Regional News.

8.00 Traffic Cops (S). The work of members of Yorkshire’s Regional Roads Crime Team, who are now using headcams as a tool to collect evidence of everything they see as they go about their work.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale and guests look back on the day’s play at the All England Club, where the ladies’ singles semi-finals were expected to be the highlight.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Bernice discovers Andy needs an urgent operation.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Nick and David warn Michael not to turn up at Street Cars.

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (S,HD). 5/7. The architect meets a couple spending £40,000 renovating a campervan.

8.00 Child Soldiers of WW2 (S,HD).

The stories of some of the thousands of under-18s who lied about their ages so they could join the armed forces and serve their country during the Second World War. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Celebrity MasterChef (S,HD).

8/13. The hopefuls cook sausages and onion gravy in just 20 minutes, and then prepare lunch for 120 hungry students at the Royal College of Music.

9.00 The Honourable Woman (S,HD). 1/8. See Choices Above.

9.00 Inside Asprey: Luxury by Royal Appointment (S,HD).

See Choices Above.

9.00 Beauty Queen or Bust (S).

2/3. The regional heats of the Miss World beauty pageant continue as three girls compete to become Miss Hull, including a fish factory worker who must overcome her insecurities.

9.00 The 70-Stone Man: The Final Chapter (S). See Choices Above.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S).

10.35 Question Time (S,HD). 37/38.

Business Minister Jo Swinson and former Home Secretary Alan Johnson are among the panellists in Croydon, south London. Debate, chaired by David Dimbleby.

10.00 Mock the Week (S,HD). 4/11.

With Rob Beckett, Susan Calman, Hal Cruttenden and Romesh Ranganathan.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

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10 11

Mock the Week, 10pm

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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6 7 8 9

Celebrity MasterChef, 9pm

11.35 This Week (S). See Choices Above.

11.20 Hot Property: Business Boomers (R,S,HD). 4/4. The success of Britain’s housebuilding companies. Last in the series.

12.20 Holiday Weatherview (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: The Culture Show: Ryan Gander – The Art of Everything (R,S). 12.50 Sign Zone: Africa’s Giant Killers: Natural World (R,S). 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD).

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Thursday 3 Television Guide

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.35 We Own the Night (S,HD) (2007). See Choices Above. ●●●

12.40 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Beating Breast Cancer: Tonight (R,HD). 3.20 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). The propertycomparing contest arrives in Merseyside.

5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

Guests air their differences.

10.00 The Secret Life of Students (S,HD). 1/4. See Choices Above.

10.00 Big Brother (S,HD). 30/72.

Diary-room confessionals, domestic dramas and off-kilter challenges, including the conclusion of this week’s shopping task.

11.00 One Born Every Minute (R,S,HD). 4/10. An expectant mother’s contractions get the better of her.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). Fans’ thoughts on the latest developments.

12.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under (S,HD). 12.55 Meet the Mormons (R,S,HD). 1.50 My Last Summer (R,S).

2.45 The Cost of Cheap Alcohol: Channel 4 Dispatches (R,S). 3.10 This Old Thing: The Vintage Clothes Show (R,S,HD). 4.05 Mary’s Silver Service (R,S,HD). 5.00 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 9/11: Mass Murder in the Sky (S,HD). Documentary examining the terrorist attacks. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). Gothic revival churches. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). Ann Maurice visits Maidstone. 5.10 Great Scientists (R,S). Italian astronomer Galileo Galilei. 5.35 Great Scientists (R,S).

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Documentary following the fortunes of 12 first-year students at Leicester University, capturing all the drama, gossip and goings-on alongside their social media updates.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale 6.30 Coronation Street 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.35 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.35 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Big Rich Texas (R,S,HD).

12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

5.05 Big Rich Texas (R,S,HD).

The musical drama returns after a six-month hiatus. Santana becomes depressed by her lack of acting work, so Rachel gets her a job as a back-up model in a photoshoot.

However, her kindness backfires in spectacular fashion when her room-mate auditions to become her understudy.

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

4.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). The friends await news of Quinn’s condition. 4.00 Futurama (R,S).

5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Lisa grows jealous of a new girl in town.

5.30 Futurama (R,S). Fry’s nose is stolen by aliens.

FILM PICKS

GLEE 9pm, Sky1

THE SECRET LIFE OF STUDENTS 10pm, Channel 4

WE OWN THE NIGHT 10.35pm, ITV

A New York City nightclub manager’s loyalties are torn between the policemen in his family and his criminal clientele.

Joaquin Phoenix stars.

GOLD 6.05 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 6.40 Waiting for God (S).

7.10 Butterflies (S). 7.45 dinnerladies (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S).

9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched.

2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.10 The Vicar of Dibley (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 7.00 World Cup Report (HD). 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 World Cup Report (HD). 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD).

9.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 9.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict (HD). 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits. 12.00 World Cup Report. 12.30 First Fast Now. 1.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

2.00 Premiership Years (S). 4.00 World Cup Report. 4.30 Afternoon Report. 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

TV OD, 10.10pm

How I Met Your … 8.30pm

Glee, 9pm

Absolutely Fabulous, 9.40pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

21/30. A man from Derbyshire takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 13/16.

Bender competes in the 3004 Olympics.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

4/22.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 7/9. Foggy comes up with a crazy idea.

6.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 5/16.

6.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). 18/26.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 13/24.

Marshall tells Ted anecdotes about his colleague Jenkins.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

4/21. Lisa joins a group of eco-radicals.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

22/22. With the voice of rapper Ludacris.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3/6. A retired jeweller offers Del-Boy the deal of a lifetime.

8.00 Quantum of Solace (S,HD) (2008). James Bond sets out on a personal mission of vengeance and uncovers a plan to cause a coup in a Latin American country. Spy thriller sequel, with Daniel Craig and Olga Kurylenko. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (S,HD). 23/24.

8.30 How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 22/24.

Robin wonders whether not finding the locket is a bad omen.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5/24. The family attends a barbecue at Gloria and Jay’s house.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 6/24. The first day of school arrives.

8.05 The Vicar of Dibley (S).

3/4. Alice and Hugo’s baby is christened.

7.00 Super League Superstars (HD). Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league.

7.30 Live Super League (HD). Widnes Vikings v Castleford Tigers (Kickoff 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson introduce the clash at the Stadium Halton.

9.00 2 Broke Girls (S,HD).

22/24. Max and Caroline face eviction.

9.30 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 3/6. A trip to a theme park does not go to plan.

9.00 Glee (S,HD). 9/22. See Choices Above.

9.00 dinnerladies (S). 1/10.

Work experience day leads to chaos.

9.40 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 3/6. Edina, Patsy and Saffy go to Morocco.

10.00 The IT Crowd (R,S). 1/6. 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 23/24. The A new manager arrives agents investigate a in an IT department. bombing at a military 10.30 The IT Crowd (R,S). 2/6. charity event, only for The office is set alight. their job to be complicated by the appearance of a pushy TV reporter.

10.20 Gimme Gimme 10.00 World Cup Report Gimme (S). 2/6. Linda (HD). Up-to-the-minute and Tom discover a dead news. body.

10.30 Sky Sports Originals (HD). Cycling the route of the opening stage of this year’s Tour de France, part of which takes place in the Yorkshire Dales.

11.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1/22. Charlie struggles with his feelings for ex-fiancee Mia. 11.55 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2/22.

11.05 New Girl (R,S,HD). 4/24. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Schmidt tries to ruin Jess (R,S,HD). 9/24. Sam and Nick’s relationship. investigates al-Qaeda activity in Sudan.

11.35 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 4/22. Morgan sues Mindy for sexual harassment.

11.00 The Office (S). 5/6. The 11.30 Premier League staff celebrate Red Nose Legends (S,HD). A look Day. back at the career of 11.40 Men Behaving Badly striker Robbie Fowler.

(S). 5/7. Gary celebrates his reunion with Dorothy.

12.20 Dads (R,S,HD). 12.50 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.15 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With Helen Flanagan, Marlon Davis, Brian McFadden and his wife Vogue. 1.55 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1.35 The IT Crowd (R,S).

2.05 The IT Crowd (R,S). 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD).

2.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.10 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

12.20 Bottom (S). Richie and Eddie become trapped. 1.00 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Edina, Patsy and Saffy go to Morocco. 1.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Linda and Tom discover a dead body. 2.00 The Office (S). The staff celebrate Red Nose Day. 2.30 Men Behaving Badly (S). 3.00 Close

RADIO

10.10 TV OD (S,HD). 5/8. A humorous look at the most talked about shows on TV. 10.40 Celebrity Juice (R).

1/14. With guests Al Murray, Michelle Keegan and Holly Valance.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Annie Mac. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Huw Stephens. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Residency: Martin Garrix. 10.00 Phil Taggart. Midnight The Residency: Steve Angello. 2.00 Toddla T. 4.00 Gemma Cairney.

Radio 2 5.00am Alex Jones. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 The Fuller Picture: The Simon Fuller Story. 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains. 11.30 Listen to the Band.

Midnight OJ Borg. 2.00 Alex Lester.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

Deeks shoots and kills an unarmed man. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

A dead body is found in the jungle.

2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 About a Boy (R,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics.

Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Ivor Gurney.

1.00 News. 1.02 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 7.00 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Ivor Gurney. 8.00 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking in the Great War. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00 In Our Time. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service.

9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 From Our Own Correspondent. 11.30 With Great Pleasure. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 The Town Is the Menu.

2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Blurred. 3.00 Open Country.

3.27 Radio 4 Appeal. 3.30 Open Book.

4.00 The Film Programme. 4.30 Inside Science. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30

Ed Reardon’s Week. 7.00 The Archers.

7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 A Small Town Murder. 8.00 The Report.

New series. Current affairs 8.30 The Bottom Line. The impact mental health problems can have on the maintenance of a business 9.00 Inside Science.

Presented by Dr Adam Rutherford 9.30 In Our Time. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. Presented by Philippa Thomas 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This. 11.00 Trodd en Bratt Say “Well Done You”. A pair of American tourists visit St Paul’s Cathedral to confess their sins 11.30 Today in Parliament. Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week:

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

1.00 Premiership Years (S). 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

4.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives.

The Last Days of the Bus Club. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon Wimbledon. 6.00 Wimbledon: 6-Love-6. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.30 5 Live Sport: BeSpoke. 9.00 5 Live Sport.

10.00 Question Time Extra Time.

1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

EARTHSTORM 3.15pm, Channel 5

A comet smashes into the moon, causing devastating changes to tidal movements across the world. However, scientists discover this is only the beginning, as the entire structure of the moon is breaking apart, threatening all life on Earth. Sci-fi adventure, starring Stephen Baldwin.

BBC3

7.00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD).

7.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD).

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S).

A groom-to-be from Kirkintillock, near Glasgow, plans his wedding.

9.00 Stacey Dooley in the USA: Giving Up My Baby (S,HD).

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S).

10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

11.25 Family Guy (R,S).

11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Stacey Dooley in the USA: Giving Up My Baby (R,S,HD). 1.30 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 2.00 Impractical Jokers (R,S).

2.30 Badults (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stacey Dooley in the USA: Giving Up My Baby (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. The day’s leading stories.

7.30 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R).

8.00 Precision: The Measure of All Things (R,HD).

The object that is the physical standard for a mass of exactly 1kg.

9.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). A profile of Edward I. 10.00 Rise of the Continents (R,HD). The formation and development of Australia.

11.00 Battlefield Britain (R). The Battle of Naseby in 1645.

12.00 Rebels of Oz: Germaine, Clive, Barry and Bob (R). 1.00 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 1.40 Precision: The Measure of All Things (R,HD). 2.40 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R).

One to watch

The Honourable Woman (BBC2, 9pm)

Oscar-nominated actress Maggie Gyllenhaal’s film credits include everything from cult dramas such as Secretary to blockbusters like The Dark Knight.

So, we can safely assume she wouldn’t sign up for just any old British TV series.

But just what was it about new eight-part political thriller The Honourable Woman that made her want to get involved?

Well, the impressive supporting cast, which includes Stephen Rea, Eve Best, Lindsay Duncan and Andrew Buchan probably didn’t hurt, but it seems the script, by The Shadow Line writer Hugo Blick, was a big part of it. She says: “When I read the scripts I thought they were incredible. On one hand they had the thriller aspect, with the twists, turns and secrets but underneath that there is this ocean of realistic human emotion.” Maggie stars as Nessa Stein, who as a child witnessed the assassination of her arms dealer father.

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TV PICKS

Friday’s Television Guide JAMES CORDEN DOES DEAL OR NO DEAL 8pm, Channel 4

The actor and comedian takes on the Banker and tries to guess the values of the famous mystery boxes.

BBC1

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 11.30 Operation Hospital Food with James Martin (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD).

4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

GARDENERS’ WORLD 9pm, BBC2

Monty Don is at Longmeadow to offers timely tips on keeping a garden at its best right through to the end of the season. Carol Klein meets nature enthusiast Steve Head to discover more about the wildlife that depend on the habitat garden ponds provide, while Joe Swift gets a behind-the-scenes tour of the private gardens.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.15 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.15 The Travel Show (S,HD). 7.40 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes: New Cases (R,S). 8.25 Sign Zone: The Great British Sewing Bee (R,S). 9.25 Sign Zone: First Time on the Front Line (R,S). 9.55 Live Formula 1: British Grand Prix First Practice (S,HD).

Coverage from Silverstone. 11.30 Daily Politics (S). 12.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The men’s singles semi-finals.

THE MACHINE GUN AND SKYE’S BAND OF BROTHERS 9.30pm, BBC2

Neil Oliver examines the development of the Maxim machine gun and the impact its use in the First World War had on soldiers from Skye.

ITV

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

BIG BROTHER: LIVE EVICTION 9pm, Channel 5

The housemates gather on the sofas once more as Emma Willis hosts the latest eviction, revealing which of this week’s nominees the public have voted out, then chatting to them about their time on the show, who they think voted for them and why they feel it was their time to go.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 12.00 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Draw It! (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother (R,S,HD). The housemates discover if they have passed the shopping task. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD).

3.15 Film: The Trail to Hope Rose (S,HD) (2004). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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7.10 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

7.35 Regional News (S); Weather.

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Roxy comes to a drastic decision about her future.

8.30 Celebrity MasterChef (S,HD).

9/13. The contestants cook a meal for 2010 champion Lisa Faulkner.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

John Inverdale and guests look back at the day’s play in the third Grand Slam tournament of the year, featuring the men’s singles semi-finals at the All England Club.

9.00 New Tricks (R,S). 5/10. The team investigates a hit-and-run that left a cycle courier unable to recall anything before the incident, but convinced he was targeted for the parcel he was carrying.

9.00 Gardeners’ World (S,HD).

16/31. See Choices Above.

9.30 The Machine Gun and Skye’s Band of Brothers (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

10.35 John Bishop Live: Rollercoaster Tour 2012 (R,S,HD). The comedian performs his stand-up tour at Manchester Arena.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

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John Bishop Live… 10.35pm

11.35 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD).

Action from the first and second quarter-finals.

11.00 Weather (S).

11.05 Glastonbury 2014 Highlights (S,HD). A selection of performances from last weekend’s festival.

12.20 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus. Alfie’s new money-making scheme leads to a discovery. 2.15 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 2.20 BBC News (S,HD).

1.05 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). Action from one of the opening quarter-finals. 2.50 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S). Jo Swinson and Alan Johnson answer questions in Croydon. 3.50 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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Television Guide

Emmerdale, 7pm

The Inbetweeners, 10.30pm

Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!, 7pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 16/20. The family helps depressed country singer Lurleen Lumpkin.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Heath arrives back from Jess’s funeral with Harley.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Andy is shocked to hear how long he will have to stay in hospital.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Nick tells Kal’s family that Leanne used to be a prostitute.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner evict a couple who owe five months’ rent on a flat.

Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

19/26. Featuring a day in the life of “Prince Harry”.

8.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). The second quarterfinal (Kick-off 9.00pm).

Coverage of the match at the Estadio Castelao in Fortaleza, featuring the sides that came through the last-16 fixtures on Saturday. In the event of extratime and penalties, subsequent programmes are subject to change.

8.00 James Corden Does Deal or No Deal (S,HD). See Choices Above.

8.00 Flight MH370: 118 Days & Counting (R,S,HD). The fate of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, which was lost during its scheduled journey from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing on March 8.

Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (S). 5/6. Jimmy Carr hosts this comedy take on the quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by Jo Brand and Claudia Winkleman. Bill Bailey is in Dictionary Corner.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction (S,HD). 31/72. See Choices Above.

10.00 Friday Night Dinner (S,HD).

3/6. See Choices Above.

10.30 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1/6.

Carli organises a fashion show.

10.30 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). Rylan Clark and his guests discuss tonight’s eviction, debating whether the public made the right decision and chatting to the evictee.

11.15 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.45 Regional News (S); Weather.

11.55 The Cube (R,S,HD). 3/9. A primary school teacher and a marketing manager take part.

11.05 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 2/6.

Simon tries to impress a girl.

11.40 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 3/6.

Simon faces a dilemma.

11.30 Stand by Your Man (S,HD).

4/10. Four more contestants try to win the chance to date one of 40 women.

12.45 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S).

The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

12.05 Film: Role Models (S,HD) (2008).

See Choices Above. ●●●● 1.50 The Angelos Epithemiou Show (R,S,HD).

2.15 I’m Spazticus (R,S,HD). 2.40 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 3.25 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (R,S,HD). 4.15 Beat My Build (R,S,HD).

5.10 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.15 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 The 12-Year-Old Shopaholic, and Other Big Spending Kids (R,S,HD). Four children whose expensive tastes are indulged by their parents. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Great Scientists (R,S). 5.35 Great Scientists (R,S).

In your newspaper today Friday’s Western Morning News includes our insightful Westcountry Horses section, plus there’s extensive motoring coverage of road tests, news and more. Westcountry Live! is your essential round-up of the region’s forthcoming arts and culture events. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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MODERN FAMILY 8.30pm, Sky1

Claire determines to give Phil the perfect anniversary present and lose her reputation for offering bad gifts, so she hires one of their favourite musicians for a private performance. Mitchell and Cam’s party girl friend Sal comes to visit. Guest starring Edward Norton and Elizabeth Banks.

The Goodmans are distraught when Grandma gets engaged to Mr Morris, her horrible 85-year-old boyfriend, while Jim collects money for charity dressed in a dog costume.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.35 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.35 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Big Rich Texas (R,S,HD).

12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Big Rich Texas (R,S).

E4

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

4.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Will uses the music of Saturday Night Fever to inspire New Directions.

4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Bart suspects Ned Flanders of murder. 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICKS

FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER 10pm, Channel 4

ROLE MODELS 12.05am, Channel 4

After a brush with the law, two irresponsible men have to look after troubled kids as community service.

Comedy, with Paul Rudd.

GOLD 6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 6.30 Waiting for God (S). 7.00 Butterflies (S). 7.40 dinnerladies (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched.

10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie.

3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.10 The Vicar of Dibley (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 7.00 World Cup Report (HD). 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 World Cup Report (HD). 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD).

9.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 9.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict (HD). 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits. 12.00 World Cup Report. 12.30 First Fast Now. 1.00 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

2.00 Premiership Years (S). 4.00 World Cup Report. 4.30 Afternoon Report. 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

The Cube … 8pm

Star Trek: First Contact, 9pm

An Idiot Abroad 2, 9pm

Only Fools and Horses, 7pm

Football Gold, 10.15pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S).

22/30. Lois from London chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 15/16.

Bender finds fame on TV. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

9/22.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 9/9. Foggy tries to fashion a sailboard.

6.00 Time of Our Lives. A look back at Burnley’s title-winning side from the 1959/60 season.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Featuring a dog with a lightsaber.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

(R,S). Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

Sinead confesses to having feelings for Tony.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 14/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

5/21. Mr Burns hires Homer to play pranks.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

4/22.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4/6. Rodney wins a holiday at a five-star hotel in Majorca.

8.00 The Cube Celebrity Special: McFly (R,S,HD). 9/9. Charity edition featuring Tom Fletcher.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 22/24.

Robin wonders whether not finding the locket is a bad omen.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 23/24. Penny gets fired.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 7/24. Manny takes up fencing with the whole family’s support.

8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 8/24. See Choices Above.

8.10 The Vicar of Dibley (S).

4/4. The village suffers a water shortage.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

Up-to-the-minute news.

7.30 Live Super League (HD). Wakefield Trinity Wildcats v Leeds Rhinos (Kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the match at Belle Vue.

THE TRAIL TO HOPE ROSE 3.15pm, Channel 5

A former outlaw recently released from prison tries to make a fresh start in a mining town. He makes an enemy when he tries to protect a woman from the cruel mine owner’s henchman, while the arrival of an old friend leaves him tempted to carry out a payroll robbery. Western, with Lou Diamond Phillips.

BBC3

7.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S,HD). A fiveyear-long relationship is put to the test.

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). A Gloucester groom arranges his wedding.

9.00 Thailand’s Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates (R,S,HD).

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD).

10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S).

11.45 Family Guy (R,S).

12.10 Family Guy (R,S).

12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). 1.00 Backchat with Jack Whitehall and His Dad (R,S,HD). 1.30 Badults (R,S,HD). 2.00 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 2.30 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 3.00 Thailand’s Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Symphony (R,HD). How classical music evolved in the first half of the 19th century.

8.30 Sounds of the Eighties (R).

9.00 The Richest Songs in the World (R,HD).

The 10 songs that have earned the most money of all time.

10.30 Neil Sedaka: King of Song (R,HD).

Documentary portrait of the US musician’s life and career.

11.30 Neil Sedaka Says: All You Need Is the Music (R).

12.15 Sounds of the Eighties (R). 12.45 The Richest Songs in the World (R,HD). 2.15 Neil Sedaka: King of Song (R,HD). 3.15 Neil Sedaka Says: All You Need Is the Music (R).

One to watch

9.00 Star Trek: First Contact 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 9.00 Bridget Jones’s Diary 9.00 dinnerladies (S). 2/10.

(S,HD) (1996). Captain (S,HD) (2001). A woman Jean gets angry with the (R,S,HD). 1/8. Karl Picard and the Enterprise begins a new year by customers.

Pilkington visits crew struggle to stop resolving to find love destinations on his 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous their deadliest enemies, and give up her bad “bucket list”, beginning (S). 4/6. Edina and Patsy the Borg, from changing habits. Romantic comedy with a trip to an island in fall out. history. Sci-fi adventure based on Helen the South Pacific. sequel, with Patrick Fielding’s novel, with Stewart and Jonathan Renee Zellweger, Hugh Frakes. ●●●● Grant and Colin Firth.

Including FYI Daily.

10.20 Gimme Gimme 10.00 Trollied (R,S,HD). 1/8.

10.15 Football Gold (S,HD). ●●●● Gimme (S). 3/6. Linda Comedy set in a budget Arsenal v Tottenham dates a serial killer. supermarket.

Hotspur from the 2008/09 season.

10.30 Trollied (R,S,HD). 2/8.

Leanne visits the store 10.30 Football’s Greatest during her maternity International Teams leave.

(S,HD). A profile of the France team from 19982000.

11.00 The Office (S). 6/6.

David Brent shares his management philosophy.

11.40 Men Behaving Badly (S). 6/7. Gary plays nurse to Dorothy.

11.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Ryan Giggs.

11.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

12.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.40 Dads (R,S,HD).

1.00 TV OD (R,S,HD). A humorous look at the most talked about shows on TV. 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Harry Hill narrates a holiday special. 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.20 Bottom (S). The boys go trick-or-treating. 1.00 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Edina and Patsy fall out. 1.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Linda dates a serial killer. 2.00 The Office (S). David Brent shares his management philosophy. 2.30 Men Behaving Badly (S). Gary plays nurse to Dorothy. 3.00 Close

12.00 Football Gold (S). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S). 12.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Premiership Years (S). 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 4.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives.

RADIO

11.00 Celebrity Juice (R).

11.15 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2/14. Guests include (R,S,HD). 15/24. Amy (R,S,HD). 11/24. The Richard Bacon, Katie suggests moving in with team hunts down a Price and Brian Dowling.

Sheldon. device that could destroy Los Angeles.

11.50 Two and a Half Men 11.45 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/22.

(R,S,HD). 16/24.

12.15 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala 2014 (S,HD). 1.15 Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD).

2.20 The Cleveland Show 2.45 Being Erica (R,S,HD). 3.25 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala 2014 (R,S,HD). 4.20 Glee (R,S,HD). 5.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Annie Mac. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Huw Stephens. 4.00 Dev. 6.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Dev. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 Pete Tong. 11.00 Skream.

1.00am Radio 1’s Essential Mix. 3.00 Annie Nightingale.

Radio 2 5.00am Alex Jones. 6.30 Chris Evans. 10.00 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Desmond Carrington: The Music Goes Round. 8.00 Friday Night Is Music Night.

10.00 The Radio 2 Arts Show with Claudia Winkleman. Midnight Huey Morgan. 3.00 Richard Allinson.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

Nell goes undercover at the Department of Defence. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 About a Boy (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Music in the Great War: Essential Classics.

Noon Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Ivor Gurney.

1.00 News. 1.02 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Music in the Great War: Afternoon on 3.

4.30 In Tune. 6.00 Music in the Great War: Composer of the Week – Ivor Gurney. 7.00 Radio 3 Live in Concert.

10.00 The Verb in the Great War. 10.45 The Essay: Minds at War. 11.00 World on 3. 1.00am Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00

Desert Island Discs. 9.45 (LW) Act of Worship. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 The Last Wish of a Prince. 11.30 The Stanley Baxter Playhouse. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 You and Yours.

12.52 The Listening Project. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 The Town Is the Menu. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Adrian Mole and the Blair-Mole Project. 3.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 3.45 Food Chains. 4.00 Last Word. 4.30 Feedback.

4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather.

6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 The News

Quiz. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 (LW) A Small Town Murder. 7.45 (FM) A Small Town Murder. 8.00 Any Questions? From Harrogate Ladies’ College in North Yorkshire 8.50 A Point of View. 9.00 Friday Drama: The Events. By David Greig 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. Presented by Philippa Thomas 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Remember Me Like This. 11.00 A Good Read. With Edwina Currie and Nicholas Le Prevost 11.30 Today in Parliament. Mark D’Arcy reports from Westminster 11.55 The Listening Project. Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: The Last Days of the Bus Club. 12.48

Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire.

Noon Kermode and Mayo’s Film Review. 1.00 Wimbledon. 4.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 7.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 11.30 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

James Corden Deal or No Deal (Channel 4, 8pm)

It’s been a busy year for much-loved television personality James Corden.

His Sky1 panel show, A League of Their Own, was awarded a Bafta back in May, he’s been pictured working hard to shift those stubborn pounds, and he and wife Julia have recently excitedly announced they’re soon to be parents for a second time.

However, in and amongst that little lot, the comedian and actor has still managed to find time to try and rid the smug-as-ever Banker of all his cash, and has filmed a stint on a celeb special of Deal or No Deal.

James is hoping to clinch that £250,000 jackpot for the Terrence Higgins Trust and Save the Children. But what approach will James take as he tackles the famous boxes, with a little help from his friends?

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TV PICKS

Saturday’s Television Guide A QUESTION OF SPORT: SUPER SATURDAY 7.30pm, BBC1

Jason Manford presents the spin-off the lighthearted quiz to coincide with the World Cup.

BBC1

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S). 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S,HD). 12.00 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). Two teams test their antiques knowledge. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.15 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The ladies’ singles final. 4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). The third quarter-final (Kick-off 5.00pm).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

LIVE FORMULA 1: BRITISH GRAND PRIX QUALIFYING 12.05pm, BBC2

Suzi Perry introduces coverage from Silverstone, where the grid positions are decided for the ninth meeting of the season.

Lewis Hamilton headed a Mercedes one-two in qualifying last year, with Nico Rosberg alongside him on the front row.

BBC2

7.30 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.15 Live Formula 1: British Grand Prix Second Practice (S).

9.55 Live Formula 1: British Grand Prix Third Practice (S). 11.05 Murray Walker: Life in the Fast Lane (R,S). 12.05 Live Formula 1: British Grand Prix Qualifying (S). See Choices Above. 2.30 Glastonbury 2014 (S). 4.30 Wimbledon 2014 (S,HD). The men’s and ladies’ doubles finals.

TIPPING POINT: LUCKY STARS 7.30pm, ITV

Ben Shephard presents a celebrity edition of the quiz, in which contestants answer questions to win turns on an arcade-style machine.

ITV

Due to World Cup fixtures, schedules are subject to change.

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). Chat show, presented by Aled Jones. 9.25 The Hungry Sailors (R,S,HD).

The duo continue to explore the island of Jersey. 10.25 Tour de France Live (S,HD).

Stage one from Leeds to Harrogate. 5.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special (R,S,HD).

With Alastair Stewart, Natasha Hamilton, Kim Woodburn and Keith Chegwin.

PAUL CHOWDHRY: WHAT’S HAPPENING WHITE PEOPLE? 11.40pm, Channel 4

Stand-up show in which the comedian entertains an audience with his dry observational humour. The Stand Up for the Week host has established himself as one of the most popular funnymen to have emerged into the mainstream in recent years.

Channel 4

6.05 The Hoobs (R,S). 6.30 Trans World Sport (S,HD). 7.25 Mobil 1 (S). 7.55 The Morning Line (S,HD). Racing preview. 9.00 Weekend Kitchen (S).

10.00 Frasier (R,S). 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.55 The Simpsons (R,S). 12.50 The Tomorrow People (S,HD).

A ruthless killer resurfaces after years in hiding. 1.40 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Chinese Food in Minutes (R,S). 10.15 Criminals: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 10.45 Big Brother (R,S,HD). 12.10 Child Soldiers of WW2 (R,S,HD). 1.10 Film: Fighter Attack (1953).

Second World War drama, starring Sterling Hayden. ●●● 2.50 Film: Anzio (1968).

Second World War drama, starring Robert Mitchum. ●● 5.10 Film: Columbo: Suitable for Framing (1971). Detective drama, starring Peter Falk. ●●

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8.10 The National Lottery: Break the Safe (S,HD). 2/7. Game show, hosted by Nick Knowles.

8.00 Today at Wimbledon (S,HD).

Highlights of the day’s play from the All England Club.

9.00 Casualty (S,HD). 44/48. Connie asserts her authority over the ED. 9.50 Mrs Brown’s Boys (R,S).

Comedy, starring Brendan O’Carroll.

9.00 QI XL (R,S). An extended version of the quiz with a difference.

9.45 Last Chance Harvey (S) (2008). A miserable New Yorker falls for an equally unfulfilled woman he meets while in London to attend his daughter’s wedding. Romantic drama, starring Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson. ●●●

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6.15 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

20/140. Susan Rogers hosts the final evening in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire.

6.40 Channel 4 News (S).

6.35 Columbo: Murder by the Book (1971). Detective drama, with Peter Falk. ●●●●

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

7.30 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.10 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●

7.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

10.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole (R,S,HD). 3/5. The documentary examining the lives of unemployed people visits South Yorkshire, where benefits caps, sanctions and the bedroom tax are hitting those at the poorer end of society.

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11.25 Deja Vu (S) (2006). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.10 A Single Man (S) (2009).

Drama set in the 1960s, starring Colin Firth. ●●●

11.15 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

11.30 Fletch (S,HD) (1985). Comedy mystery, starring Chevy Chase. ●●●

11.40 Paul Chowdhry: What’s Happening White People?

(R,S). See Choices Above.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Psych (HD). Psychological analysis of the housemates’ behaviour.

1.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S).

1.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.45 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). 2.30 This Is BBC Two (S).

Preview of upcoming programmes.

1.25 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside.

3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

12.40 Film: Film TBA. 3.15 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus. 5.20 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show.

12.00 SuperCasino. 3.10 Bikini Body?

The Truth About Diets (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S).

5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 The Funky Valley Show (R,S).

5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

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10.20 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).

Followed by National Lottery Update.

10.40 Live at the Apollo (R,S).

Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo.

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8.00 She’s 78, He’s 39: Age Gap Love (R). The stories of six people whose partners are much younger than they are, including a woman whose relationship with her husband began when she was 45 and he was 16.

8.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). The fourth quarter-final (Kick-off 9.00pm). Coverage from the Arena Fonte Nova in Salvador, Brazil, where the lineup for the semi-finals is confirmed. In the event of extra-time and penalties, subsequent programmes are subject to change.

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7.30 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.30 Charmed (R,S). 9.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 10.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 1.30 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 2.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 Harrow: A Very British School (R,S,HD). 9.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 10.00 Twin Towns (R,S,HD).

11.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking (R,S,HD). 11.30 What’s Up (S,HD).

12.00 WWE Superstars. 1.00 David Attenborough’s Natural History Museum Alive (R,S,HD). 2.30 Futurama (R,S). 3.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

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10.15 The Matrix (S,HD) (1999). A computer hacker joins rebel fighters to free the human race from a virtual-reality fantasy created by machines.

Sci-fi action thriller, with Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne.

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1.00 The Magaluf Weekender (R,S,HD). The story of young British tourists. 1.50 Crazy Beaches (R,S,HD). A bar owner tries to set a world record. 2.15 Crazy Beaches (R,S,HD). 2.40 The Hot Desk – Example (R,S). 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

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6.00 Keith Lemon: The Hot Desk (R,S). 6.10 Emmerdale (S,HD).

8.35 Coronation Street (S,HD).

11.00 Take Me Out (R,S,HD).

12.10 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (R,S,HD). 1.05 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 2.40 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 4.15 Film: Valiant (S,HD) (2005). ●●● 5.50 Film: Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (S,HD) (2010). ●●●●

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Sci-fi thriller, starring Denzel Washington.

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6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 6.25 Steptoe and Son (S). 8.10 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 10.15 The Thin Blue Line (S). 12.15 The Vicar of Dibley (S). The village suffers a water shortage. 1.10 Steptoe and Son (S). 3.05 Only Fools and Horses (S). Rodney wins a holiday in Majorca. 4.15 To the Manor Born Special (S). Audrey takes Christmas very seriously. 4.55 ’Allo ’Allo! (S).

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6.00 Premiership Years (S). 8.00 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD).

3.00 Premiership Years (S). Classic moments from the 1998/99 season.

5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

The Big Bang Theory, 11pm

Fantastic Four, 9pm

Porridge, 9pm

Sporting Heroes … 9pm

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 13/24.

Leonard’s car is stolen.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 24/24.

6.30 Futurama (R,S,HD).

10/13.

6.15 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 1/7.

Edith hunts for Rene’s will.

6.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

Former Everton players reflect on their careers.

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 14/24. Sheldon is forced to work with Kripke.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 13/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

2/22. Marge gets the lead role in a play.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

20/22.

7.00 The Thin Blue Line (S).

1/7. The boys in blue end up in the dock.

7.40 The Thin Blue Line (S).

2/7. An asylum-seeker arrives in Gasforth.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD).

Up-to-the-minute news.

7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD).

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 14/24.

Barney sleeps with seven women on consecutive nights.

8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 22/24.

8.00 A League of Their Own (R,S). Sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden, with Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff as team captains.

8.20 The Thin Blue Line (S).

3/7. A TV crew arrives in Gasforth.

8.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A look at the Hungary national side of the 1950s.

8.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD).

9.00 TBA.

9.00 Fantastic Four (HD) (2005). Five astronauts develop superhuman powers during an energy storm in space, but one puts his abilities to evil use. Sci-fi comic-book adventure, with Ioan Gruffudd and Jessica Alba. ●●

9.00 Porridge (S). 8/8. Mackay and Barraclough discover Fletch is making booze in his cell and the crafty con seems certain to spend Christmas in solitary.

Festive special from 1976, with Ronnie Barker.

9.00 Sporting Heroes: Phil Tufnell Interviews Tony Adams (HD). The cricket pundit talks to the former England footballer about his career, which saw him as a mainstay of the Arsenal side during a golden period for the club.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 15/24. Amy suggests moving in with Sheldon.

11.30 Rude Tube (R,S,HD).

4/6. Internet videos featuring bizarre stunts.

11.15 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

2/23. See Choices Above.

12.30 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

1.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD).

3.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD).

12.15 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 1.15 Cop Squad (R,S,HD).

2.10 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK (R,S,HD). 3.05 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK (R,S,HD). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S).

5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S).

Radio 1 5.00am Rob da Bank. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Huw Stephens. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny Howard. 7.00 MistaJam. 9.00 Charlie Sloth. 11.00 DJ Target. 1.00am Diplo and Friends. 3.00 Friction.

Radio 2 6.00am Anneka Rice. 8.00 Sounds of the 60s. 10.00 Graham Norton. 1.00pm Pick of the Pops.

3.00 Dermot O’Leary. 6.00 That’s All Right Mama: 60 Years On. 8.00 West Coast Johnnie Walker. 9.00 The Craig Charles Funk & Soul Show.

10.00 Sounds of the 80s. Midnight Bob Harris Sunday. 3.00 Richard Allinson.

10.00 The Two Ronnies Spectacle (S). 2/3. The making of the double act’s TV series, featuring a look at the development of their performing style and how some of the most famous sketches were made.

10.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

Former Arsenal stars Ray Parlour, Paul Merson and Alan Smith look back at the Gunners’ cup double success of the 1992/93 campaign. Jeff Stelling presents.

11.00 The Office (S). 1/2. Part one of a two-part Christmas special.

11.00 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). The career of Dennis Bergkamp.

11.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN 7.10pm, Channel 4

The shape-changing robots fight for control of a machine hidden somewhere on Earth.

Shia LaBeouf stars.

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7.00 Great Movie Mistakes (R,S).

Blunders in Hollywood films.

8.00 Top Gear (R,S).

James May tests the updated Fiat Panda.

8.30 Meet the Parents (S) (2000). Comedy, starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller. ●●●● 10.15 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S).

Stories including aliens and Wayne Rooney.

11.00 Family Guy (R,S). The residents of Quahog try to solve a murder mystery.

11.45 Family Guy (R,S).

12.10 Family Guy (R,S).

12.30 Family Guy (R,S).

12.55 Family Guy (R,S).

1.20 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 2.05 Live at the Electric (R,S). 2.35 Live at the Electric (R,S).

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7.00 Lost Land of the Tiger (R). An expedition aimed at helping the survival of big cats in the Himalayas.

8.00 The Story of Science – Power, Proof and Passion (R).

Humanity’s efforts to discover the secret of life.

9.00 Inspector Montalbano (R).

Italian detective drama, starring Luca Zingaretti.

10.45 The Beatles’ Please Please Me – Remaking a Classic (R).

Artists recreate the recording session for the band’s first LP. 11.45 Big in America: British Hits in the USA (R).

12.45 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 1.25 Sounds of the Eighties (R). 2.00 Lost Land of the Tiger (R). 3.00 The Story of Science – Power, Proof and Passion (R).

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Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News.

9.03 CD Review. 12.15pm Music Matters. 1.00 News. 1.02 Music in the Great War: Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert.

2.00 Saturday Classics. 4.00 Sound of Cinema. 5.00 Jazz Record Requests.

6.00 Jazz Line-Up. 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 9.30 Between the Ears: Skylarking. 10.00 Hear and Now. Midnight Geoffrey Smith’s Jazz. 1.00 Through the Night.

Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 iPM. 6.00 News and Papers. 6.07 Open Country. 6.30 Farming Today This Week. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 Today. 9.00 Saturday Live. 10.30 The Grace of Jeff Buckley.

12.00 Bottom (S). Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday. 12.40 Porridge (S). Christmas special from 1976. Fletch is caught making booze in his cell. 1.30 The Office (S). Part one of a two-part Christmas special. 2.15 Bottom (S).

Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday. 3.00 Close

11.00 The Week in Westminster. 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast.

12.04 Money Box. 12.30 The News Quiz. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 News. 1.10 Any Questions? 2.00 Any Answers?

2.30 Saturday Drama: Publish and Be Damn’d: The Memoirs of Harriette Wilson. 3.30 O Say Can You See? 4.00 Weekend Woman’s Hour. 4.55 1914: Day by Day. 5.00 Saturday PM. 5.30 The Bottom Line. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Loose Ends. 7.00 From Fact to Fiction. 7.15 Saturday Review. Presented by Tom Sutcliffe 8.00 Archive on 4: Meeting Myself Coming

Back. New series. Renowned figures reflect on their lives, beginning with David Puttnam 9.00 Classic Serial: The Great Scott. The Bride. By Walter Scott.

Dramatised by Mike Harris 10.00 News and Weather. 10.15 The Moral Maze.

Michael Buerk chairs a debate on ethical issue 11.00 Round Britain Quiz.

Contestants from the South of England and Northern Ireland compete 11.30 The Lost Poets of the Raincoat Shop.

Two unlikely poets whose works were found in a derelict shop in Sheffield Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Fairy Tales Retold by Sara Maitland.

12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S). 12.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.45 Football Gold (S). 1.00 Premiership Years (S).

3.00 Time of Our Lives. 4.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

4.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am 5 Live Science.

6.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014: World Cup Breakfast. 9.00 The Danny Baker Show.

11.00 5 Live Sport. 1.00pm 5 Live Formula 1. 2.05 Wimbledon. 4.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 5.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 7.30 World Cup: Brazil 2014. 9.00 World Cup: Brazil 2014.

11.30 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night.

Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Alan Titchmarsh. Noon Nicholas Owen. 3.00 Jamie Crick. 5.00 Saturday Night at the Movies. 7.00 Alex James’s Date Night. 9.00 The New Releases Show. 10.00 Smooth Classics.

1.00am Lucy Coward.

This new family entertainment show has come to BBC One to coincide with the World Cup evening matches.

Hosted by comedian Jason Manford, Super Saturday is packed full of fun, surprises, stunts and must-see challenges.

A Question Of Sport regulars Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell will be joined by celebrity guests as they go head to head to see who will be crowned Jason says: “Families will be able join in at home with the rounds they know and love. And they will be in for a treat, with bigger and better challenges with the country’s favourite quiz captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. We’ll also see some legendary footballing names joining us too.” Look out for Matt and Phil facing some fun challenges..

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We are heading off on the second half of our family holiday, tempted by idyllic beaches and Michelin-starred gastronomy. Not to mention the chance to get away for a much-needed break from juggling work and parenthood.

The young lad has been promised a seafront aquarium and a cliff-top amusement park reached by a funicular (or “special train”).

Unfortunately, he is also still reeling from his first encounter with a foreign language. For the past three days he has been bamboozled by a succession of friendly receptionists, waiters, chambermaids and shopkeepers, all charmed by his blond hair and blue eyes, a relative novelty in these parts.

There is none of the old English reserve and detachment here. Old men ruffle his golden locks, commenting on his new toy tram in rapid-fire Spanish. Ladies stop and engage him.

“Que guapo” they say, (how cute) tugging at his cheek. He looks at me for help, a weak smile crumbling. I translate as best I can. He’s not enjoying it.

Now I ought to explain that my son is actually an accomplished linguist, although he doesn’t know it. Thanks to his Sochiborn mother, he was fluent in Russian before he was four. Without so much as glance at the grammar books he is master of the six Russian declensions.

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There were scenes of embarrassing (to his parents at least) public misbehaviour. Not very “guapo” at all, in fact.

After a brief walk alone on the second evening, I returned to the hotel. My wife guided me to the plush bathroom and explained, as the boy watched noisy cartoons.

“He is afraid to go out,” she told me. “People speak to him and he can’t understand.”

“Come on,” I whispered. “He’s just naughty.”

“No really. I asked him. He looked me straight in the eyes and told me, seriously. He is upset. He doesn’t want you to know.”

Bless. I felt sorry for him. But at least it explained the naughty streak. So I taught him a few simple phrases (I get by in Spanish) which he enjoyed repeating. This aside, his bizarre concept of nations, cities and towns remains unshaken. In his world, England and Devon can be in Exeter and sometimes vice versa. He understood the ferry but not how far away we were. Even asked to go home one night. But, geography aside, the pressing question remains: “Do they speak English in San Sebastián?” he repeats, irritated. I am busy navigating the turn-off from the toll road.

“Yes, I think so,” I say, without any idea if it is true. And of course some of the hotel staff do. But on the streets and in the bars, there is Spanish, then the Basque language, and finally, given the proximity to the border, French.

In the playground beside the hotel, we are cast into this modern Babel, with children speaking all sorts of different languages. From the top of a slide he fires me a stern look. I shrug. What can you say?

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