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+ WEDDING GUEST? WHAT TO WEAR

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Inside this week...

WEST IN PICTURES

Playdays, Age Concern and rosettes

From the editor

TALKING POINTS

Wild swimming and healthy eyes

Meeting the family, great gorillas

Enjoy your Sunday...

We hope you are relaxing over the Sunday papers and having a gentle think about what to do in the week ahead. If career matters are on your mind, then you’ll be fascinated by Cornish craftswoman-turned-business guru Poppy Treffry, who tells how she set up her own, hugely successful, business in Newlyn (page 29). If your teenagers are picking up their exam results about now, then turn to page 14 for some inspiring stories of young Westcountry entrepreneurs. Turns out going to university is not the only route to doing well, that’s for sure. But life’s not all about work and nor is West magzine this week. Did you know that the first weekend in September is the most popular date for a wedding in the whole year? Find flattering ideas for what to wear on page 24. Meanwhile Anne Swithinbank, expert panellist for Radio 4’s Gardeners’ Question Time explains how to get the best tomatoes out of your greenhouse (page 18). If you’ve got nasturtiums growing in your flower beds, then take some advice from TV chef Tim Maddams, who has some inspiring recipe ideas this week (page 28). Yes, sprinkle the flowers on salads, but how about a nasturtium leaf omelette? It’s different, fun and altogether delicious - rather like West magazine this week, we think.

THE WISH LIST WATER WARRIOR

TEEN BOSSES

INGREDIENT OF THE WEEK

TODAY’S WORLD

Edible flowers with Tim Maddams

Who needs A levels anyway?

GARDENING

Poppy Treffry’s crafty life

Anne Swithinbank’s garden answers

MODERN MANORS When TripAdvisor gets it wrong

CAFE SOCIETY We review the latest sort of coffee shop

Cornwall’s beautiful eco-campaigner

WEDDING OUTFITS Fashion for the best-dressed guest

Inspirational ideas to do, see and buy

WELLBEING & BEAUTY

TV GUIDE Seven days of what to watch

MAN & BOY Out to the pub

COVER IMAGE: John Isaac

MEET THE TEAM Becky Sheaves, Editor

Gillian Molesworth

Kathryn Clarke-McLeod

Catherine Barnes

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Good harvest: Bob Dohertyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Saltram allotment is certainly full of beans this year

Up in the air: Boardmasters in Newquay saw Ben Thomas take to the skies on his BMX

in pictures Holidays: A Plymouth Playday event for Evie Moore

Best in show: Well done to Lauren Cowell at Honiton Agricultural Show, scooping Supreme Champion

Lots to celebrate: Age Concern in Plymstock marked 25 years of holding lunches for the over-50s

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talking points Go gorillas

Penny sweets A dozen sweet treats you can still buy for a penny each at I Love Candy in Tavistock.

1 Jelly babies 2 Jelly beans 3 Rhubarb & custard Paignton Zoo cares for endangered male lowland gorillas. Here, they can grow up in a social environment before moving on to form breeding groups in other zoos. Meet six of Paignton’s most memorable characters:

1 Pertinax A very mellow, relaxed 16-year old Silverback and peacekeeper who keeps the youngsters in check.

2 Kumbuka Aged 17 and full of hormones, but very smart. He enjoys a carrot – or twenty.

3 Asato A big lad with a fearsome look, he now lives in Beauval Zoo in France and has several kids of his own.

4 Strawberries & cream 5 Fried eggs 6 Strawberry tarts 7 Sour apple slices 8 Gold bears 9 False teeth & tooth brushes 10 Milk bottles 11 Blue dolphins (Best seller!) 12 Blackberries & raspberries

Be happy!

4 Matadi Clever at playing the others off against each other, but sometimes a loner.

5 Kivu Loves interacting with visitors through the window, his favourite food is lettuce.

6 N’Dowe A great thinker and gentle soul, he loves to go fishing with sticks.

10 things to make you smile this week 1 Sangria make wintry red wine summer-friendly

2 Galloping horses there’s

Top Pops The UK’s number one singles on this day in history

1954 Cara Mia (David Whitfield with Chorus and Mantovani and his Orchestra)

1964 Do Wah Diddy (Manfred Mann)

1974 When Will I See You Again (The Three Degrees)

1984 Two Tribes (Frankie Goes to Hollywood)

1994 Love is All Around (Wet Wet Wet)

2004 Thunderbirds/3AM (Busted)

something special about equines in full flight

3 #fatkini real women bare all, and it goes viral

4 Rain hey, it makes for guiltfree couch time

5 Dog shows the waggiest tail competition is our fave

6 Seashells pretty colours and shapes

7 Clotted cream Devonshire dairy at its best

8 Jelly wobbly, fruity, childish fun that’s quick to make

9 Long dresses spell effortless romance

10 Duty free high end spoils, but (a bit) cheaper

Gillian Molesworth

Story of my life... Meeting Dad’s new girlfriend... and family y dad, a widower of 84, has a new girlfriend, a widow of 83. They are well and truly loved up. They buy each other little treats. They call each other to compare notes on their day. It is very sweet. Having been through the preliminary phases of courtship, they are now firming things up. that I will probably never see This means meeting all the chilagain. It’s more: so, these are the dren. And introducing the chilpeople who are going to be a big dren to the other children. part of my Dad’s life, if not necesSimple? Not really. Between sarily mine. them my dad and his girlfriend The last thing you want to be is have nine children in various parts judgmental, but who are we kidof America, some in different time ding? Everyone is totally sizing zones. All of them have children, each other up. I don’t think it’s in a and most have spouses. mean way. If anything, it’s protecI haven’t done the exact tive. “Are you going to look after headcount, but there are more this very precious old person of than 30 of us in ours? You’d better.” the two families. It is an adjustAs we are over ment, getting used here on holiday, to the idea that It isn’t always we decided that your family unit easy, but you we had highest is changing. It’s concentration of potentially tricky have to accept children in one and emotional inpeople’s choices place that we were troducing kids to and back them going to manage. a new grandparSo we met on the ent – I can only up. That’s what beach here in imagine what it family is for. the US for supper. must be like for Luckily we had the many children good infrastrucworldwide who ture – there were every year meet a trestle tables for the food we all new stepmother or stepfather that brought. This was tasty: tortilla they will have to live with. chips with guacamole and bean It made me happy to see the dip, cheese and crackers, fried “girls” of the other family giving chicken, fresh bread, a potato my dad a warm hug. These things salad and a Mexican bean salad. take time but I hope to show the For dessert there were brownies same support for his girlfriend. It and berries with soured cream isn’t always easy, but you have to mixed with brown sugar – try accept people’s choices and back it, yum. them up. That’s what family is for. Meeting people who are going We had a lovely evening and to be part of your family is a weird hopefully laid some good groundexperience. It’s not like an ordiwork for the future. Sharing a nary party, when you think, well, meal really helps. Especially if that was a jolly nice lot of people the food is good.

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Oak Handcrafted bar stools, made in Axminster, £495 pair www.woodscott.co.uk

Sky high fun The Red Arrows are coming to Fowey on Thursday August 21, just one highlight of Regatta Week (August 17-23) www.foweyroyalregatta.co.uk

HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY? Amazingly, only £4 each, handmade by Devon’s Lynne Dewberry. Next on sale at Exeter’s St Thomas Park community festival on September 13 or enquire online www.sewthere.co.uk

The wish List

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The Real McCoy celebrates its 30th anniversary this year, selling vintage and fancy dress clothes in Exeter. 1950s-style dresses are from around £35, www.therealmccoy.co.uk 01392 410481 6

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FOODIE The restaurant in Dunster’s Luttrell Arms, north Somerset has just re-launched, with some seriously good cooking

My milkshake.. BHS milkshake maker £30

01643 821555 www.luttrellarms.co.uk

SPARKLE

M& S bronze eyes quartet, perfect with a summer tan £7.50

Avast! Inch Blue baby pirate shoes £21

Bracelet Yellow jade and sterling silver “message” bangle £49.95 What’s About Town

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Boutique of the Week Moba, Honiton Small but packed with gems, Moba in Honiton’s town centre stocks hard-to-find labels such as Jackpot, Save The Queen, Olsen and Angels Never Die as well as lots of great accessories. No hard sell, but plenty of help to look your best. Moba Boutique, New Street, Honiton, 01404 42703 www.mobaboutique.co.uk

MYTHICAL BEAST New Look unicorn clutch £12.99

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HOW TO WEAR IT:

Full skirts Kathryn Clarke-Mcleod discovers big can be beautiful hen I saw this skirt by Jean Paul Gaultier and Chrison the rack in Coast, I tian Dior who both starred the full was instantly smitten. skirt in their SS14 shows. So includI loved its commanding it in your wardrobe is hardly ing and unapologetithe making of a fashion disaster. cally feminine silhouette. Its silky Delighted with this faultless reasoft black sheen, cinched waist and soning, I picked up the skirt, and layers and layers of tulle lurking practically skipped to the tills. below the surface make it a wardNow that I’ve spend some time robe item that has the rare power ensconced in its rustling layers of to transform any woman into gorgeousness, here’s what I can Carrie Bradshaw. And Sarah Jesshare. Firstly, ignore that voice sica Parker’s character in Sex and in your head. You won’t look silly the City was famous (this applies not for her adventurous only to full skirts, but always striking but red skinnies, ensembles. sequinned dresses, These lend the But even as my and tassel jackets) person wearing hand reached out for because statement it, the voice in my pieces like these lend them instant head struck. “You the person wearing style credibility, can’t pull that off,” them instant style it whispered meanly. credibility. As long as long as you “You’ll look silly. as you wear them wear them with People will giggle. with confidence. Stick to your skinny When complimentconfidence jeans.” I pulled my ed, don’t apologise or hand away. Nobody say, “Thanks, I feel a likes to stand out for bit of a fool really.” the wrong reasons, could I risk it? Own it. What would Carrie do? One thing Also, pick a colour or pattern that is certain, SJP’s character didn’t you not only like, but have liked for become a popular culture icon by a very long time. If you live mostly embracing jeans, flats and plain in blacks and neutrals, like me, a white tops. Clearly there are times full skirt in sparkly silver may end where being bold pays off, as proven up relegated to the back of your

MAIN PHOTO HAIR: SAKS, EXETER MAKEUP: CLARINS, DEBENHAMS (BOTH PRINCESSHAY) PHOTOGRAPHY: STEVE HAYWOOD STILL-LIFE PHOTOGRAPHS: PR SHOTS

MONSOON Fusion jacquard skirt £59

MESLITA SKIRT, Coast,

Princesshay, £125 QUEENS SHELL TOP BLUSH, Coast,

Princesshay, £35 MARIS KNOT NECKLACE, Coast,

Princesshay, £28

wardrobe. But this black Coast Meslita skirt (£125) will see me through season after season. Paired with a Coast Queens shell top in blush (£35), statement Maris knot necklace (£28) and comfy but edgy Next heels (£32) and my summer working lunches are sorted. When days shorten I’ll pair this beauty

with boots and a textured black turtleneck, what could be more effortless? During the day, make sure your handbag is big and bold to keep the proportions balanced, this black clean-lined number from Next (£40) did the job nicely. But most of all, enjoy it, skirts like these are what being a woman is all about.

NEW LOOK Floral midi skirt £24.99

HOUSE OF FRASER Linea black skirt £89

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CELINE GEHRET

Water warrior Meet Cornwall’s model turned environmental campaigner

By Kathryn Clarke-McLeod

he white water is relentless. “How long have you been surfing?” I ask, before duck-diving under a wave that has seemingly come from nowhere and is intent on making me better acquainted with the sea bed here at Mawgan Porth. I emerge, bedraggled, on the other side, just in time to watch Celine Gehret emerge as effortlessly as a seal alongside me, “16 years in total,” she smiles, not missing a beat. Reading about this 33-year-old model, surfer and eco-campaigner before our interview, I was sure Celine would be unapproachable and intimidating. Indeed I did wonder whether conducting our interview in the ocean was, in fact, a good

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Celine donned a ‘rubbish suit’ for a SAS marine litter campaign. It took two costume designers over two hours to fix the individual pieces of litter to her wetsuit.

MAIN PHOTO: JOHN ISAAC SURF PHOTO: O’NEILL BIKINI SHOT: GIAN GIOVANOLI SAS AD: M&C SAATCHI

idea. Instead, I find living proof that gentleness has a power of its own. Softly spoken, with brown wavy hair that falls down her back, and a turquoise O’Neill wetsuit Celine moves through the turbulent water with a quiet insistence. She looks over at me every now and again, making sure I am OK, and never once pulls ahead, even though I know she could have easily been out in the big waves 10 minutes ago. Born in Switzerland, Celine is a four time Swiss National Surfing Champion. That might sound odd, given Switzerland’s lack of an ocean coast but she learnt the sport holidaying with her grandparents by the sea and honed her skills on a stationary wave on the River Reuss in her home country. Today, she lives in Cornwall and has just been selected to be a brand ambassador for O’Neill, the global surfwear label. In her time, she has competed in both the World Surfing Games and the European Championships. She came to this country to study for a Surf Science and Technology degree at the University of Plymouth in 2002, and soon after was picked to be the female face of another top surf brand, Animal. Between 2007 and 2010 she was also the go-to model for Gul International. It’s quite a CV. She’s happy now to have left her competitive surfing days behind her, she tells me as we bob about in the water on our boards. “Truth is, I never really enjoyed competing, and I don’t miss it.” She has now settled in Newquay with her partner of 10 years, professional surfer and current British Champion, Alan Stokes. “There is something magical about just enjoying the ocean that 20 minute heats can’t compare with, a freedom and a sense of connection. “Success in the surf industry used to be all about results, but these days lifestyle images are so valuable in the social media landscape that brands will often collaborate with people like me, who they feel will connect to their audience.” Building and measuring influence is a key part of global surfwear campaigns, and Celine’s face is fast becoming a recognisable one, thanks to her selection as a brand ambassador for O’Neill. She could, of course, live her dream right now. But instead Celine is using her increased profile

to raise awareness for the other passion in her life, the environment. Celine is an ambassador for both the National Trust and Surfers Against Sewage (SAS). As an organisation, SAS is Cornwall-based and dedicated to protecting the UK’s oceans. This year alone SAS hopes to motivate 7,500 volunteers to clean British beaches. It is also the only organisation providing real-time water quality alerts to protect surfers and bathers from sewer overflow pollution. This issue came into sharp focus in June this year. A sewage spill at Godrevy beach on the 11

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Cornish north coast in the last weekend of June meant that the Ten Board Challenge (a womenonly surf competition held in association with The National Trust) was cancelled and the beach closed. SAS is leading the calls to reduce these so-called “emergency” discharges. To help the campaign along, Celine has recently been pictured wearing a lessthan-enviable full-body rubbish suit. “It’s very glam,” she jokes. “But it’s a cause I care very much about. Not a lot can make me wear a pink colander for a hat.” The National Trust is an organisation gaining a perhaps unexpected popularity among surfers, thanks to its custodianship of some country’s best surf beaches. “Historically, people have associated the National Trust with monuments and listed buildings,” says Celine. “This is a great way to get a new, younger, audience to buy in to the idea of preserving natural beauty.” Recently, National Trust produced a dreamlike short film for the London Surf Film Festival that features Celine gliding through green glassy waves off the Cornish coast. “We can all enjoy the coast, even if we’re not in the water. You can go for nice walks and just embrace where we live.” But if this all sounds like a wonderfully laid back lifestyle, think again. When I meet Celine, she is spending the weekend mentoring a group of 15 women surfers at a Surfgirl Waves & Workouts weekend event, no mean feat. “And the admin side of being a professional surfer and model is something people don’t often think about,” she says. On an average day, she has articles to write, sponsors to correspond with, social media to update, as well as, of course, modelling work to plan and prepare for. Indeed, this modern-day mermaid’s schedule is so full that here, in among the breakers, is the best opportunity she has to chat. It’s a good thing I packed a wetsuit. I watch her catch a wave in, her face lighting up with a smile as she gathers speed. This girl’s in her element. To follow Celine’s adventures, log on to www.celinegehret.com

‘It’s a dream come true to collaborate with an organisation like The National Trust that helps maintain our coastline’

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MAIN PHOTO: JOHN ISAAC WATER SHOTS: MIRCO SCHADEGG

Celine’s best body tips Celine is as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside. How does she do it? My diet rules are pretty simple. No processed food. No fried food. Plenty of raw veg. No meat. Local and sustainably caught fish only. I’m 33 years old, so keeping at peak fitness takes work. I surf a lot. Yoga and stretching are key as you get older too. An example of a day’s meals: Breakfast: Oat porridge with seasonal fruits and soy milk Snacks:

Banana/nuts/trail mix/fresh fruits

Lunch:

I like including eggs, healthy salads and even chickpeas in my afternoon meals

Dinner:

Sustainably sourced fish, brown rice, lots of fresh vegetables

Treats:

I do love a bit of Swiss Chocolate every now and then, dark chocolate with chilli is my favourite, yum!

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TEEN BOSSES

Young money So the A Level results are out and GCSEs will be with us next week. But academic qualifications aren’t everything, as our Westcountry teenpreneurs reveal...

By Catherine Barnes

t’s the time of year when many teenagers are contemplating the future. Thursday was A-level results day, while there’s still a few nail-biting days left before GCSE candidates find out how they did. College or uni will be the next step for many, but if your own teen is less than enthused by the idea, then don’t despair. Further education was never the gameplan of these bright Westcountry teenagers on their route to success. Victoria Hawkins, Max Birtles and Kerry Roberts are all determined to make their own way in the world. All now run thriving businesses. They’ve made their parents proud and couldn’t be happier being their own bosses, as they explain here.

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People VICTORIA SPONGE Mad about baking, what else could Victoria Hawkins call her retro Dartmoor tea room than Victoria Sponge? Aged just 19 when she revamped a former florist’s shop in Chagford and opened its doors in March this year, Victoria Hawkins’ new venture has proved a hit. The tea room, called Victoria Sponge, has been bustling all summer. “It’s been amazing,” says Victoria. “I can’t believe how busy I’ve been. But I think a lot of people assume I’m not the owner, because I’m so young.” Victoria begins work a couple of hours before she opens the shop every morning, first rustling up a batch of scones, described by many locals as ‘legendary’. By the time the first customers arrive, there’s an irresistible aroma of freshly-baked cakes, flapjacks and brownies wafting out of the door. She runs the business mostly single-handed, baking, brewing coffee and waiting tables. Mum Angela lends a pair of hands when things get frantic and Victoria’s best friend has been known to help out with the washing up when she pops in for a chat. Victoria did a number of jobs after leaving school at 16, while developing a reputation for her homemade cakes, which she initially sold at farmers’ markets. “It’s all going as I planned,” she reflects upon being her own boss. “I’ve got lots of friends training to be nurses or vets, which makes sense. But if you’re just going to uni just to study an academic subject, I don’t see the point. You come out with no job and that much older. That would scare me.” Victoria still lives at home, but is currently househunting with boyfriend Chris, 24 and is looking forward to getting her foot of the property ladder. “It’s nice to be able to build a career early in life,” she reflects. “I think nowadays, if you want to go for something, you’ve got to do it yourself. It’s so hard to get a job at all, let alone a well-paid one.”

KERRY ROBERTS Kerry Roberts confounded age and gender stereotypes when she became the local butcher in Bradworthy, North Devon aged 18, two years ago almost to the day. “Working in a butcher’s shop isn’t the kind of thing a 14-year-old girl would normally take on. But the more I worked here, the more I liked it,” says chirpy 20-year old Kerry. Working Saturdays and holidays she learned the trade hands-on, before leaving school to study food manufacturing at Duchy College – a choice made substantially due to the fact Kerry could keep her horse, Bullet, on campus. Kerry’s keen interest in product development and food industry flair impressed Westaways Sausages, who offered a bespoke role in the Newton Abbot company to her. But around the same time, the butcher’s shop where she had been working was threatened with closure. Her boss invited her to buy him out – which she did. “I’ve always been a saver,” explains Kerry,

who funded the investment herself and was overwhelmed by the support she had locally. “I couldn’t have let the shop close – it’s a part of village life.” Today, Kerry makes her own-recipe burgers and sausages from local meat. Pork, honey and apricot is her best-selling sausage recipe. With customers queuing out of the door at Christmas, the entire Roberts family mucks in to help at the busiest times of year. Brother Danny, 24, is also enterprising and set up in business as a farrier two years ago. “We’re all very close,” says Kerry, who still lives at home and prefers a day out showing the family’s two Shire horses to a night on the tiles. She has just hired her first part-time employee, which gives her a bit of free time to spend with the horses. The Bradworthy community is firmly behind Kerry and word of mouth reports bring orders from further afield. “People have been so good,” she says. “Local business owners even offer to help carry pigs and hindquarters of beef in for me when I’m unloading. We all support each other and I couldn’t ask for better customers.” 15

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MAX BIRTLES

Max Birtles was 19 when he launched his clothing label Dream But Do Not Sleep. He lives in Bovey Tracey, Devon, with parents Tina and Norman. “Sometimes, when I’ve been working seven days a week and my [student] mates are boozing it up with free money it’s a little challenging. But I’ve never regretted doing what I’ve done,” says former Exeter College student Max, who left full time education after his A-levels. “There’ve been a lot of challenges. Starting a business with no experience is a difficult thing to do but I’d do the same again. “Dad worked in retail and when I told him my plan, he said ‘Go for it!’ although mum was more of a worried mother about how I’d cope. But they’ve always been really supportive and that’s been a massive help.” Max, now aged 21, is currently putting the finishing touches to his autumn/winter collection of caps, tees and hoodies. These, along with printed jerseys – a new introduction for the label next season – make up the Dream But Do Not Sleep’s core range, sold via its own website and a boutique outlet on e-tail fashion website Asos. The designs are full of youthful energy urban, edgy and with loud prints, targeted at a following of under-25s who have helped spread the word about the label via the music scene and social media. In an exciting coup for the label, a well-known rap star from Brooklyn, called Joey Bada$$, donned a Dream But Do Not Sleep logo t-shirt when he played at Dublin’s Longitude festival last month. When his friends return to uni next month, Max will be unpacking the first consignments of his latest range, before working hard to get them in shops for Christmas. “It’s always a high point finally getting to see the samples and seeing how my designs work,” he says. He will also be showcasing his latest look book and samples at forthcoming industry trade shows. “I’m currently trying to get good independent retailers involved,” he explains. “It’s a nice environment to do business, as people want to see you succeed. It’s a good vibe.”

REALITY CHECK The National Union of Students says that university life costs students an average £22,189 every year. Employment statistics reveal that a fifth of graduates are currently unemployed or in low-paid or voluntary jobs, with jobless rates among the under 24s more than twice the overall rate.

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Devon’s Anne Swithinbank, panellist on Radio 4’s Gardeners’ Question Time, on the joys of growing your own tomatoes am often asked where we record I see empty and neglected greenhouses the Gardeners’ Question Time, as if length and breadth of the country, so if you programmes were made in a studio. inherited one and filled it with junk, now’s the In fact, our venerable show travels time to clear it out, clean it down and make the country in response to invitaplans for next year. The least trouble free tions from gardening clubs and other organisamethod of growing is straight into soil beds, so tions. We could literally be in Land’s End one take out some of the old soil and swap it with week and John o’Groats the next. All we ask for better stuff from the garden. Fork deeply and is an appropriate venue, a keen audience and of add in well-rotted compost or manure. If there course a good tea to refresh us is a solid concrete base, fix before going on stage after a up a raised bed (it need only long drive or train ride. have sides 15cm/6in high) and Peruse Some of the teas have been fill this with a mix of soil and catalogues or legendary but on my last expegarden compost. Growing bags dition, to Norfolk, a somewhat and large pots also work well. the internet and average repast stuck in my Peruse catalogues or the interorder in seed mind for all the wrong reasons. net and order in seed or plants Dotted about on the sandwich of your favourite tomato varieor plants of plate were some tempting-lookties to grow on next spring. I your favourite ing cherry tomatoes but they germinate my seeds in a heated varieties to grow turned out to be almost tastepropagating case during Febless. Of course I’m spoilt rotten ruary and will grow the young on next spring because I grow my own toms plants inside until they are too and eat most of them straight tall for the lid. My greenhouse is off the plant as a snack while unheated but I cover the plants watering the greenhouse. Yet tomatoes are easy with fleece on chilly nights and carry them into to grow in summer and everyone deserves to the house on freezing ones. sample their delicious scent and flavour. Usually around April (depending on the You don’t need to have a greenhouse but the weather) plants are potted into special rings or shelter brings fruit on early and protect plants 20cm/8in pots with their bottoms cut out, into a from blight, whose spores are spread by wind 50:50 mix of John Innes and a soilless peat-free and water splash. This is the same fungal infecpotting compost. You can plant one end of some tion (Phytophthora infestans) that causes potato nylon string under their roots and fix it above blight and in my garden, this usually strikes to act as support. Plants grow quickly and you every year after a period of warm wet conditions. remove side shoots as they grow, twine the vines With potatoes, you can simply cut off the infected around their strings and begin applying tomato haulms and still harvest a crop from early and fertilizer every week or two when the flowers second early varieties. But with tomatoes both appear. A second sowing or planting can take the fruit and vines eventually rot. place in May or June.

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Question time with Anne Anne responds to West reader’s garden concerns and queries I’ve been trying hard to grow my own kiwi fruits and have large vines of both a male and a female type. So far we’ve only had a few smallish fruits and this year none seem to have set - why?

These large climbing plants need a fair bit of pruning and training to help them flower well. A system of main stems trained espalier fashion is best, then laterals from the main stems should develop and be stopped after five leaves to produce productive spurs. Mulch plants a couple of times a year and apply a general purpose fertiliser in spring to give them some oomph. They need a lot of water and don’t like competition from nearby trees and shrubs. They won’t set well in a cold or dry spring and need watering during droughts to produce fruits of any quality.

Can you solve an argument? Ivy does Q its best to grow into our trees but while I think we should leave it as a natural wildlife habitat, my husband says we should take it off as it could damage the trees. Who’s right? In a way you are both corrcet. Ivy does create a good habitat for insects and spiders which in turn are food for birds. Stems can also branch out, making nesting and roosting sites against otherwise bare trunks. Ivy is one of the food plants for the caterpillars of the holly blue butterfly. Its flowers are nectar-rich and its fruits eaten by birds. I would say, why not let ivy grow into short-lived, weedy or old trees nearing their last few years? We have it on our crab apple, an old Japanese cherry and large Christmas trees. Maybe keep it off smart or significant specimen trees, though.

This week’s to-do list Anne’s advice for your garden

• Nip out the growing tips of greenhouse tomatoes after six trusses or when they reach the roof. Energy will go into ripening the rest of the fruit. • Sow quick-growing cut and come again mixtures into borders, pots or crates every three weeks if you’ve run out of home grown

salad. You could be cutting young leaves in as little as 3 weeks. • Make sure rhododendrons, camellias and witch hazels receive plenty of water because these and other spring flowering shrubs set their flower buds now and should not be under stress.

Send your questions to Anne at westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk

Try these tomatoes

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Anne recommends these varieties to order for your crop next year ‘Sungold’ This orange-fruited cherry tomato is my favourite. The fruits are so sweet most get eaten in the greenhouse and never make it into a salad. Indoors or out. Suttons seeds (0844 922 0606 www. suttons.co.uk) ‘Rainbow Blend’ I’ve been impressed with this indoor or outdoor mix of baby plum tomatoes. Yellow ‘Katiebell’, orange ‘Lizziebell’, Red ‘Luciebell’ and pink ‘Flamingo’ look and taste delicious. Thompson and Morgan (0844 573 1818 www. thompson-morgan.com) ‘Tigerella’ The medium-sized, rounded fruits are different in being striped red and yellow with very

good flavour. An indoor variety. Simpson’s Seeds (01985 845004 www.simpsonsseeds.co.uk) ‘Gardeners Delight’ Heavy crops of smallish rounded tomatoes are borne in long trusses under glass or outdoors and have a fine proper tomato flavour. Edwin Tucker (01364 652233 www. edwintucker. co.uk)

Sow hardy lettuce varieties and also rocket, land cress, lamb’s lettuce, mizuna and mustards for winter salads. For plants to crop until spring, plant a trowel length apart under glass or outdoors to fit under a cloche.

Pot on any house plants that can’t wait until spring. They’ll have time to put roots down into new compost before shorter days and fluctuating temperatures slow their growth. This will especially benefit pot bound ferns, palms and azaleas (which need ericaceous compost), to help them withstand the drying effects of central heating during winter. 19

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Interiors

Pared back perfection Try the New World look for your Westcountry home uilt with a cladding of corrugated iron, The Counting House looks like something from Australia, except it’s on Dartmoor. Just like the Victorian houses to be seen in the New World, The Counting House near Yelverton can trace its roots to the mining industry. For 100 years, it was home to the wage captain who paid the men who worked the clay pits on the moor. But it was rusting away when nurse Zoe Hope and her husband Mike – a partner at Exeter’s Roderick James Architects – came to its rescue seven years ago. They have since turned it

into a light, bright four-bedroom family home. “The house had enormous potential when we bought it, but little did we realise how much more was below the surface,” says Mike, whose practice specialises in contemporary timber buildings. “It was only when we started stripping the walls and ceilings did we realise all of the original pencil-bead timber boarding was intact below. “We’ve always liked the New England painted timber look and the original interior seemed to suit this approach perfectly.” The Hopes have complemented the original building with a larch-clad 21st century extension – connected to the older part of the house by a

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spacious living area. With eco-features including an air-source heating system, along with a wood burning stove, the Hopes – who are now planning a new self-build project – have made the most of the Counting House’s heritage and endowed it with a 21st century legacy. Get the look in your home with this industrial pendant light from Helston’s Skinflint Design, pictured, or add a New England bedstead from Benson’s Beds (below). The Counting House is for sale through Stags’ Plymouth office (01752 223933, www.stags.co.uk) and the guide price is £595,000.

Industrial pendant lights £528 Helston’s Skinflint Design. (www.skinflintdesign.co.uk) Stone pestle and mortar £12, Sainsbury’s (www.sainsburys.co.uk).

Walnut Click Clock – Tap the block and the time appears £44.95 RED5 (www.red5.co.uk)

Marseilles double bed frame £479.99 Bensons for Beds (www.bensonsforbeds.co.uk). 20

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Kishanda Fulford logs on to TripAdvisor, with caution ccasionally, if I am in need of information, I read reviews of restaurants, bed and breakfast establishments, and hotels. Clearly some of them have been written by the owners or their friends. I found one about a Bed and Breakfast in the countryside up north. On reading this I thought, would a real person write the following about a house they had stayed in? ‘The garden is well maintained and has some wonderfully scented, rambling roses, cascading through the trees. A selection of these greeted us in a vase in our room which was a very thoughtful touch and more vases joined us at the breakfast table.’ Or how about this: ‘The rooms were so comfortable and clean. The local gentry came to dinner in the evening and the conversation was as good as the food and wine. I really enjoyed the rare breed hens wondering at my feet and the lovely horses ridden by beautiful girl grooms.’ The spelling of ‘wondering’, by the way, is on Trip-upadvisor, and is not mine. I was also intrigued by the Chiltern Firehouse restaurant in London. Celebrities - or should that be celebraties - are clamouring to dine in this old fire station. I decided to look it up. Curiousity, as we know, kills the pussy cat. People are so desperate to be seen in this restaurant that they will eat at 5pm. This, I think, is a meal eaten in no man’s land. It is too late for lunch and too early for dinner. I suspect that when these early diners arrived home they had to raid their fridge before they went to bed. Here is one comment about this particular establishment: ‘The rose arrived. I personally feel rose shouldn’t be at room temperature so that had to go back. So the waiter decided we should all

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start on the red wine, nice of him to decide that. At this point it was clear the four drinks that we had been told would be brought the seven metres from the bar for us had got lost in the post too.’ Some other poor people were hassled out of the restaurant itself and into the garden, where they waited for this: ‘The warm cheese dessert was brought out cold, with the waiter trying to tell us

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It apparently slept four in comfort. I can tell you it did not. Who would have the sofa bed? it was hot, and both of us resting a finger on it and telling him that it definitely wasn’t...’ So what was there to actually eat while the staff, as reported on one post, held ‘staff meetings’ over the diners’ tables? ‘My starter of salad with beets and pecans consisted of a bowl of leaves, 2 miniscule pieces of beetroot and 1/2 a pecan which I found at the bottom of my bowl.’ I think even I could cook a better starter than that. This poor chap would definitely have had to raid the fridge when he got home. So, while we all might secretly wish we were at the Chiltern Firehouse with the stars, we now know better. On our recent trip to Barcelona, I had to trust the reviews I read about the ‘compact’

apartment we decided to rent. I had chosen the ‘best place’ in the whole city of Barcelona, which apparently slept four people in comfort. I can tell you it did not. The second ‘bed’ was a sofa bed and was one that would only be truly comfortable for a wriggly four year old. As there only three of us, we could hack it. But, I thought to myself, if we had booked the apartment and two couples had arrived … who would have had the ‘pull out, pull nearly flat-ish’ bed and, who would have got the more decent double bed? This bed, I might add, was a mattress on a hard modern base and in such a tight space that my ankles are blue with bruises I sustained as I negotiated my way around it. But what Trip-up failed to mention was that it really was in the most heavenly place. The flat had little balconies off the bedrooms where you could watch the Spanish walk their dogs, enjoy their tapas and shop. Here I could hang my wet swimmers, watch my temporary neighbours water their plants on their balconies and, at three in the morning be woken by the street washers who take joy in putting their van’s ‘I am reversing’ bleepers on even if they are going forwards. All night. Just to annoy people like me. Shall I mention it on Trip-up? Kishanda Fulford lives in Great Fulford, Dunsford, Devon. The house dates back to Norman times and has been continuously occupied by the Fulford family for more than 800 years.

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Wellbeing

The eyes have it How to protect your peepers

e’re all aware how important it is to shield our skin from the sun’s rays, but are we paying enough attention to our peepers? National health organisation The College of Optometrists is calling on us to become more sun-savvy and reduce the potential impact on our eyes. Too much sunlight can damage the retina and lens, which can lead to worrying conditions including both cataracts and also age-related macular degeneration, which is the most significant cause of blindness in the Western world. The College’s South West ambassador, Taunton optometrist Sarah Farrant, says: “Most of us have been heading outdoors and enjoying some fun in the sun this summer sunbathing on the beach, camping, going to festivals and swimming in the sea. “But while we regularly put on suntan lotion

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LADIES WHO

where we’re out and about, unfortunately too many ing trip, then take extra care if your wear contacts. people still don’t realise the harmful effect which “Never swim wearing contact lenses as this UV rays can have on the eyes. increases your risk of infection “Sunglasses are really imporfrom organisms in the water,” says tant, and are so much more than Sarah. “You can buy prescription just a fashion accessory. They swimming goggles at a modest cost People still have an important role to play in and if you’re swimming in a pool don’t realise protecting our eyes. try to wear them as chlorine can ir“They don’t need to be expenritate the eyes.” the harmful sive, but make sure that they Contact lens wearers will know eff ect which comply with the safety standard that it can be tricky to keep up hyUV rays BS EN ISO 12312-1:2013, or are giene levels if you are camping or made by a reputable manufacout and about. “Always wash your can have on turer and contain the CE mark, to hands before you put your contact the eyes. meet European safety standards.” lenses in your eyes and use the And be sure to keep youngster’s cleaning solutions that are recomeyes sun-safe, too, adds Sarah. mended – never use tap water,” Children have larger pupils, which means their warns Sarah. If in doubt, try disposables or use lenses admit more light than those of adults. your specs or prescription sunnies as a fall-back. If you’re hitting the beach or planning a campFind out more: www.lookafteryoureyes.co.uk

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THE KEEP FIT COLUMN WHERE YOU DO THE WORK:

this week: WILD SWIMMING Pauline Barker, 50, from Plymouth is an enthusiastic outdoor and endurance swimmer and the founder of Devon and Cornwall Wild Swimming. “I swim outdoors in the sea, lakes, rivers or pools at least four times a week. I love the feeling of being outdoors in among the elements and never wear a wetsuit – even in the depths of winter. I actually like the colder water and have swum even when the water is coated in ice. This year I became an official Ice Swimmer when I swam a mile in four degree water at Kit Hill

near Callington. I also enjoy the challenge of long distance swimming and have swum the English Channel three times as part of relay teams and recently completed the 23 mile length of Loch Ness ( 23 miles ) as a team with three other ladies. I founded www.devonandcornwallwildswimming.co.uk to find swimming buddies and we now have 2000 members of all ages and abilities.

HOW DO YOU GET FIT? We’d love to hear... Drop us a line with a selfie and daytime number to westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk. 22

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Tried

& tested We present the beauty treats and cheats of the week, all trialled by West magazine’s Catherine Barnes, with help from daughter Tilly, 17.

About face

True Blood

A best-selling brand in Singapore for ages, Ginvera has been developing a cult following since its launch in the UK. Take a minute to work its rinse-off Exfoliating Marvel Gel with green tea into dry skin with dry fingers, to prep a ‘blank canvas’ before applying your face. (50g, £14.96 at www.janiro.co.uk.)

Unlock your inner Goth with a spritz of Forsaken ( £45 100ml at Tesco), a fragrance inspired by HBO’s vampire drama, True Blood. Catherine: Unexpectedly sweet, but easy does it – too generous a squirt has an almost eternal life and lasts and lasts...

Tilly: Smells a bit like Charlie, gone gothic.

Catherine: Gentler than a conventional scrub, it can be used daily or become part of a routine twice a week. Good stuff. Tilly: It’s effectively ridded me of some blackheads without feeling like sandpaper.

Shiny shiny Packed with natural plant ingredients Surya Brasil’s five-strong range of colour-fix shampoo (250ml, £9.99) and conditioners have been formulated to moisturise and revive treated hair to restore shine and vitality. (Find at www. yourtonic.com).

Catherine: Hot and humid weather can leave already dry locks feeling wiry if you regularly colour. The shampoo’s light, while the conditioner is thick and really needs to be massaged in. It rinsed out to leave hair feeling incredibly soft.

Feeling peachy Scoop a grape size amount of Bomb Cosmetics’ Freedom of Peach face wash from the tub – fun in itself! - a gloopy splodge all that’s needed to cleanse and wake up your skin. (210ml, £7.99, bombcosmetics.co.uk) Catherine: Skin-gentle and refreshing, with pleasant notes from bergamot and mandarin oils.

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Julien Macdonald for Debenhams fascinator £66

Jasper Conran Debenhams clutch £35

Lovarni bolero £75

Wedding guest If you are invited to a September wedding this year, here’s our guide to looking your fabulous best all through the big day. Without eclipsing the bride, of course... eptember and, more specifically, the first weekend in September, is the most popular time of the whole year to get married, according to the website www.confetti.co.uk. And hot on the heels of the first weekend of the month, the second most popular wedding date is you’ve guessed it - the second weekend in September. It’s time, then to have a think about what to wear. If you’re a bride, we hope you’ve got that sorted out by now. But if you’re a guest, you may still be dithering. It’s a tricky one, because the weather might be gorgeous - or it might not. Let us recommend to you a company called Lovarni which specialises in a huge range of flattering occasionwear, sold online. They offer next day delivery and there’s a very good sale going on right now. They also understand why you’d need a little bolero top in a huge range of colour choices, just to pop on over a pretty dress if the temperature plummets. It’s also sometimes nice to have a slightly more comfy shoe option, if your day is going to include standing around nibbling canapes, followed by bopping to the band. We like these grey studded mid-height heels from Lotus, for this very reason. Colourwise, we all know not to wear a white dress, but you can pair a pretty pair of white heels with a cool and pale fascinator. Now all you need to do is pick a wedding present.

Spylovebuy heels £21.95

JD Williams fascinator £25

Collection by John Lewis shift dress £79

wear together

Ravel heels £85

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John Lewis coronation floral dress in white £150

Lotus heels £49.99

JD Williams hat £55

Lovarni dress £95

Land’s End orange dress with sash £90 Dune clutch £55

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PHOTOGRAPHY: MATT AUSTIN

EATING OUT

Artigiano By Becky Sheaves

ears ago, when I worked in London, everyone in our office got very excited about a new place opening just down the road from us. Called Starbucks, it was very different from your usual café. So much so that it wasn’t even called a café. It was a coffee shop. Crucial difference, that. Starbucks was, if I dredge back through my dim memories, influenced by the coffee appreciation movement that started in Seattle in America. Remember Niles Crane, ordering ‘double decaf, non-fat latte, medium foam, dusted with just the faintest whisper of cinnamon’ in Frasier’s Café Nervosa? Before long, I too was popping out every morning for a “tall skinny latte”, with a completely straight face from someone who was not a waitress but a “barista”, which I soon learned was not an Italian barrister. When I moved home to the South West, I missed my daily cardboard bucket of milky coffee. I remember my husband John going to London for the day. “Have a Starbucks for me,” I said to him. “A what?” he replied. Yes, back in 2002, there were people in the Westcountry who had no idea what a Starbucks was. Fast forward a dozen years and Starbucks is everywhere, and not nearly so special any more. Indeed, since it emerged that this global mega-

company is more than a little averse to paying it serves booze as well as coffee. We averted our tax in this country, my feelings towards it are not gaze from the alcohol with a shudder and instead nearly so positive as they once were. ordered super-healthily to make up for the night So I was intrigued to see, smack bang opposite before. the Starbucks on Exeter’s High Street, a new And you can certainly eat nutritiously here, alcoffee shop opening just recently. Called Ar- thoguh there is a fair display of the usual cakes tigiano, it is, I discover, part of a small chain that and muffins on sale too. I had a chicken sesame has a handful of coffee shops in London, and now noodle salad with cashews (£4.80), whose labelone in Exeter too. Why the South West, I wonder, ling promised that the contents would “lift my for their first foray outside the capital? Dunno – day and boost my immune system”, adding that but I was determined to see what the cashews would be “good for it was like. my skin”. How marvellous. It First impressions were pleascame in a plastic box (you can I had a chicken ing. This large former clothes take it away for just £4) but if you cashew salad shop has been completely reeat in you get a plate and fork to vamped with groovy presseddine in a more civilised fashion. I that promised tin all over one wall, distressed can’t swear to the health benefits to ‘lift my day brickwork down the other and but as these sort of café/takeaand boost lots of industrial style pipeway lunches go, it was exceptionwork. Out the front were lots of ally, suprisingly, good, packed my immune tables for al fresco coffee drinkwith goodness in the form of system’. How ing. Given the recent baking hot broccoli, fresh basil and red pepweather we’ve been having here, pers, plus a seriously moreish marvellous. it was a shame there were no sun oriental dressing. Superb. parasols to offer shade. It’s probDeborah picked up a “satisfyably because of some Exeter city ing salmon salad” (£4.80) which centre bylaw, but still. came with edamame beans, pea shoots and a I went with my friend Deborah, who was up zingy lemon vinaigrette. Also a winner. The food visiting from Cornwall. We were on a health kick, offer here is quite limited, but what we had was having drunk a bottle and a half of wine (between well done. I must admit I was tempted by the us, I hasten to add) the night before. So I was in- sausage and cheese sandwich in a homely looktrigued to see that one of the overwhelmingly ing granary roll – certainly a contender for a day different aspects of this new coffee shop is that when I’m in need of comfort food.

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Eat/Drink 4 of the best Good cafés

To drink, I went for the freshly-made juices, picking “The Cleanser”. This was a combination of carrot, lemon and apple (£2.95). It could have been horrible, but it wasn’t. It was refreshing and very good. I worried about the fact that all the juices are served in a disposable plastic beakers, to match the plastic boxes of salad. Not very ecofriendly. Deborah’s “Energy Boost” was made with similar ingredients plus added fresh ginger. It might have been even better than mine, if such a thing were possible. Another difference between Artigiano and other coffee chains is that they offer table service here. So there is much less queueing. You can pick up some items such as the cakes and salads as you pay, but they will bring over your coffees

and juices to your table. Very nice. And the service was friendly and efficient, too. In the evenings, by the look of it, the place becomes a proper bar, with live music events. We finished with two good lattes at £2.75 each and a fruit salad. This was simply chunks of pineapple with blueberries, but the addition of shredded fresh mint and a lemony syrup made it rather special. Then we split a raspberry bakewell tart which, to be perfectly honest, was nothing to write home about. But overall we agreed that this new eatery is a definite asset to Exeter’s food and drink scene. I wonder if there will be one on every British high street in years to come? Artigiano, 248 High Street, Exeter, 01392 499169

Lifton Farm Shop cream tea

1 Lifton Farm Shop

Originally a strawberry stall by the side of the road on the Devon/ Cornwall border near the A30, this is now an impressive store with spacious café. The food here is superb - look out for the cream teas, pictured above - and the welcome a warm one. Dish of the day: Bubble and squeak with three home-made sausages, two free range eggs and bacon £7.95 Price: Mains around £9 Contact: 01566 784605, www. liftonfarmshop.co.uk

2 Peppercorn Café

Tucked away in a characterful former farmyard by the sea in West Cornwall, this is a gem of a café, serving delicious food to walkers, locals and surfers. Dish of the day: Persian lamb fritter with minted yoghurt, flatbread and salad, £8.50 Price: Mains around £7 Contact: 01736 719584, www. peppercornkitchen.co.uk

3 Plant Café

This independent veggie/vegan eaterie on Exeter’s Cathedral Green serves great fresh salads and has an endearingly alternative and hippy vibe. Dish of the day: Vegan squash and sweet potato tarte tatin with mixed salads, £7 Price: Mains around £7 Contact: 01392 428144

4 The Jam Jar

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Newly opened in Newquay, this charming café serves home-made cakes and all the drinks are served in jam jars. Cute hangout for the trendy locals, and a real emerging star of the local food scene. Dish of the day: Blue cheese, pear and walnut bagel, £3.50 Price: Mains around £4 Contact: 07580 907519

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Ingredient of the Week

Nasturtiums with Tim Maddams

remember as a child the thrill and grow themselves - mostly as sacrificial offerings impatience involved with my first to the caterpillars, being against the use of bug understanding and experience of sprays as we are. But these days more and more growing things. This felt like magic often we find ourselves eating them. There is no at the time and I have to say I still mistaking the peppery tang to the leaves and the do think it’s magic. But though it seemed to flowers are sweet and perfumed in a way that is take forever for the little seeds to grow and turn pleasant rather than overpowering. Both make into plants and, eventually, flowers, I remember it into salads and as garnishes for cheese dishes checking everyday on their progress. Nasturtiand smoked fish. Every year I pickle a couple ums and cornflowers were the of jars of the seed pods, too, as I order of the day and as they think they are brilliant in place of grew I remember a tremendous the more traditional caper that is You can eat sense of achievement. And then made from the unopened flower the flowers, disappointment, for I had grown buds of the same plant. something which was ace but The reason that I’m really writthe leaves, the not edible, always a shame for a ing about nasturtiums, though, is unopened flower greedy boy. that they are so neglected. They heads (capers!) It wasn’t until a lot later in seem to be everywhere at this life that I discovered my mistime of year, hanging about in and even the take. The flowers of both plants baskets and sitting in pots toutseed pods are perfectly edible and indeed ing their wares but with very tasty. But it’s the nasturtiums few takers, except caterpillars. I that really win the gold medal. would encourage you to try this You can eat the flowers, the leaves, the unopened brilliant plant as more than just decoration. You flower heads (capers!) and even the seed pods. have, after all, gone to all the effort of taking care Indeed, they are not only edible but seriously of it, so let nasturtiums pay you back while they worthwhile, too. can. For soon they will all be threadbare from the We grow them in the garden at home, well acinevitable attack of the cabbage whites. tually they are such prolific self-seeders that they @TimGreenSauce

Pickled seed heads

Simply salt the seed heads for a few hours, rinse and than place in a steralised jar and cover with good quality cider vinegar. Leave to pickle!

Nasturtium leaf omelette

Pick and wash a bunch of good tender and not too big leaves, roughly chop and place to one side. Sweat a little onion and garlic and make a simple omelette. Just before you add a little cheese, throw in the nasturtium leaves and allow the omelette to finish in the usual way.

Fresh nasturtium tartare sauce (excellent with fresh or smoked fish) Chop finely some onion and parsley and plenty of nasturtium leaf. Combine with good homemade mayo and a little natural yoghurt. Job done.

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Living

PHOTOGRAPHY: EMILY WHITFIELD-WICKS

Crafty business Gillian Molesworth meets the Cornish craftswoman who has turned her hobby into a successful brand ost of us need to learn how to make money – but few of us do it as literally as Penzance’s Poppy Treffry. Okay, so she doesn’t make actual money – that would be illegal. But her handmade textile and printed goods have sold like wildfire for over 10 years, and her quirky “by the sea”themed designs are instantly recognisable. Would it surprise you to learn that she taught herself to sew? “I did do a textiles degree, but they didn’t teach sewing,” says Poppy, 37. “I did sewing at school but gave it up as soon as I could take woodwork. Most of what I do is selftaught. I don’t have any proper sewing skills.” Artistically, maybe that has freed her – Poppy takes an unorthodox, mixed technique of quilting, patchwork, free-style stitching, and print. Her self-taught skills have built her enough coin in 10 years to maintain a shop in St Ives, a workshop in Penzance, six factory workers, and three freelance workers. Not bad. As well as the local gift shop and boutique circuit, Poppy’s designs have made it as far as the USA, where her tea towels are carried by posh

goods shop Anthropologie, as well as various boutiques (yes, most of them by the sea). However, she has firmly maintained the small business approach – especially when it comes to her factory. No big industrial sewing machines here, just Poppy’s much-loved collection of vintage Singers. “I’m into vintage,” says Poppy. Looking around her workshop, I decide that could be an understatement. Singer cases from the 1930s and 40s are stacked on shelves, along with old fish boxes – Poppy looks out for these in Penzance. Wooden wine crates hold her scraps of fabric in a riot of colour. It’s a bit weird to glimpse into the office and see an iPad, Kindles, a phone, and other symbols of the modern world. But of course, online retail is a huge part of business today, especially for small designer-makers trying to reach a larger market. And Poppy’s range is expanding, it’s not just kettle cosies and tea towels any more. She’s making bags, cushions, make-up cases, cards, posters, and doing design collaboration with local businesses, such as St Eval Candles and Pure Nuff Stuff.

Poppy’s designs have made it to the US, where her tea towels are in posh boutiques

“We are growing every year,” said Poppy. “When I first started I would work late most days. Now I’m trying to delegate things so that I’m not always the lynchpin.” Poppy is finding her priorities have changed with the birth of her daughter, Biba, now five. Unusual name: “I thought if she was going to grow up in Penzance she ought to have a bit of London glamour,” laughs Poppy, who herself grew up near Altarnun on Bodmin Moor. What is it exactly, I wonder as I gaze around the workshop, that distinguishes Poppy’s designs from the crowd? “Some people say my designs are cute. But I don’t try to be cute – I like a bit of humour as well.” So, you can “make” money. All you need is a bit of flair, hard work, a new computer and, maybe, an old sewing machine. You can see Poppy’s designs on www.poppytreffry.co.uk

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People

My Secret Westcountry Nick Rodda Nick Rodda, 45, is the fifth generation of his family to run the iconic Cornish dairy business Rodda’s, famous for its clotted cream. He lives in Scorrier, near Redruth, with wife Marie and children William, 21, Alex, 18 and Edward, 10. Pub: I like pubs that are unusual or different. We always go with friends to the Pandora Inn on the Fal River, Mylor and enjoy a drink on the pontoons while the kids go crabbing. The Star Inn in St Just is tiny and a real old traditional pub. No food, but you might hear a trio singing old Cornish folk songs and there’s a great atmosphere. Day out: The beach. We’ll take a picnic and the kids will go surfing. You don’t need to do anything – just turn up. Even in the winter, we’ll go for a walk on the beach and watch the waves crashing in. Porthleven beach is amazing, summer or winter. I also like to do a spot of photography – it gets you out.

[ [ It has to be The Royal Cornwall Show. You get such a buzz from it, it’s where Cornwall comes together and is a real celebration.

Shop: Etherington’s in Scorrier, is a great local farm shop. They sell great meat and on a sunny day, we’ll say – barbecue! Lobbs (at St Ewe, near St Austell) and many other farm shops sell a wealth of Westcountry produce – things you didn’t even know existed.

Nick Rodda

Walk: Land’s End to Porthcurno, where the cliffs are wild and rugged. It’s a longish walk (five and a half miles) and I like to take in Nanjizal beach and Penberth Cove. You feel like you’re in another place. Beach: Crantock Beach (near Newquay) is a vast open space at low tide, where the kids can play. I swam there recently and the sea was, honestly, really warm.

The Star Inn, St Just

Event: It has to be the Royal Cornwall Show. You get such a buzz from it, it’s where Cornwall comes together and we promote new products, such as our Cornish custard, there. A great meeting place and celebration for friends. Royal Cornwall Show

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Your 7 day guide to what’s on the box

TV guide 17.08 - 23.08

ITV, 8pm

TONIGHT The Zoo

This three part series captures the incredible bond between devoted zoo keepers and the creatures they look after. At Whipsnade, Alex Pinnell has to get her Californian sea lions back in shape for their seasonal demonstrations, while head elephant keeper Lee Sambrook and his staff sleep over at the elephant barn for five nights waiting for Karishma’s baby to be born. Meanwhile at London Zoo, Asian lion keeper Paul Kybett notices 15-year-old mum-of-three lioness Abi is not feeding. When she suddenly stops drinking too, the zoo’s vets are called in to perform an emergency exploratory operation.

Channel 4, 8pm

TUESDAY

UK Premiere, 9pm

WEDNESDAY Dogs: Their Secret Lives - Fat Dogs As many as half of all dogs in the UK may be fat. Using surveillance filming and cutting-edge technology, and working with some of the world’s leading experts, this programme discovers why our dogs are getting fatter and investigates what can be done to help them. Mark Evans explores the challenges facing the 21st-century dog owner.

Raiders of the Lost Art: This dramatised documentary series explores how some of the world’s most renowned works of art have vanished without trace – looted, stolen or buried in archives over the years. Some have been recovered but many more are still waiting to be found. This week investigates the story of jeweller Carl Fabergé’s Imperial Eggs, made for Russian royals. 31

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TV PICKS

Sunday’s Television Guide THE GREAT WAR: THE PEOPLE’S STORY 9pm, ITV

Reg Evans undergoes pioneering plastic surgery, while job opportunities open up for a society cook and a suffragette.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 8.35 Match of the Day (R,S,HD). 10.00 Sunday Morning Live (S,HD). 11.00 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD). 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under (R,S,HD). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 2.15 Best of Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 2.45 Eat Well for Less? (R,S,HD). 3.45 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.30 The Great British Bake Off (R,S,HD). 5.30 Songs of Praise (S,HD).

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THE ZOO 8pm, ITV

In Regent’s Park, keeper Paul Kybett notices a 15-year-old lioness is not feeding, so vet Tai Strike and her team are called in to perform an emergency exploratory operation. Meanwhile, keeper Graeme Williamson begins a new role training chimps, and an Asian elephant calf takes its first steps guided by its mother.

BBC2

6.45 Alan Titchmarsh’s Garden Secrets (R,S,HD). 7.45 Live Athletics: European Championships (S,HD). The men’s marathon. 10.30 The Football League Show (R,S). 11.50 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 1.20 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S,HD). 1.50 Live Athletics: European Championships (S,HD). Further coverage of day six. 4.50 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 5.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys (R,S,HD).

THE VILLAGE 9pm, BBC1

Phoebe, the stationmaster’s daughter, invites Bert to go to the new dancehall, while Grace decides to join the cycling club for a ride out. Elsewhere, Marie Stopes’ caravan arrives.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). 9.25 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.20 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Love Your Garden (R,S,HD). 12.30 Long Lost Family (R,S,HD). 1.30 Film: Columbo: Identity Crisis (S,HD) (1975). Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Patrick McGoohan. ●●●● 3.30 Midsomer Murders (R,S,HD). A land dispute leads to murder. 5.30 Tipping Point (R,S,HD).

RICHARD III: THE NEW EVIDENCE 9pm, Channel 4

Since the discovery of Richard III’s remains under a car park in Leicester, scientists have been subjecting the 15th-century English king’s skeleton to intense scrutiny. Using the latest techniques, experts have been able to define the extent to which his spinal deformity would have affected him in battle.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs (R,S). 6.35 Caterham Motorsport (S). 7.05 Triathlon: Long Course Weekend (S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.35 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R,S,HD). 1.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.10 The Simpsons (R,S). 4.10 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.15 Channel 4 News (S). 5.45 Film: Water for Elephants (S,HD) (2011). Premiere. Romantic drama. ●●●

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Access. 10.15 Highland Emergency (R,S,HD). 10.45 Police Interceptors (R,S). 1.40 Film: White Fang (S,HD) (1991). Adventure, starring Ethan Hawke. ●●● 3.45 Film: James and the Giant Peach (S) (1996). Children’s fantasy, with Paul Terry. ●●●● 5.15 Film: The Hunchback of Notre Dame (S,HD) (1996). Disney animation, with the voices of Tom Hulce and Demi Moore. ●●●

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6.35 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.45 ITV News and Weather (S).

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7.00 Antiques Roadshow (R,S,HD). 4/28. Fiona Bruce and the experts visit Blair Castle in Perthshire to examine items including a wooden spoon with an intriguing past.

7.00 Tropic of Capricorn (R,S). 3/4. Simon Reeve crosses mainland Australia, visiting a ghost town contaminated by a nearby asbestos mine and a deprived Aborigine community near Uluru.

7.00 Come On Down! The Game Show Story (S). 2/4. See Choices Above.

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8.00 Countryfile (S,HD). John Craven and Shauna Lowry visit a largely unknown region of Northern Ireland, the Sperrin Mountains, and explore an old blacksmith’s forge made famous by a Seamus Heaney poem. Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

8.00 Dragons’ Den (S,HD). 5/12. An 18-year-old hopes to impress with his garden shed invention, a gaming entrepreneur makes a rip-roaring entrance and the Dragons get a taste of Colombia’s finest cocoa beans.

8.00 The Zoo (S,HD). 2/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Mill (S,HD). 5/6. Tensions escalate when William is forced to cut wages and, preparing for the worst, he appoints John to lead a new band of special constables to tackle protesters.

8.00 World’s Scariest Animal Attacks (R,S,HD). 4/4. Terrifying animal encounters, including a 19-year-old who was pulled free by her friends when she was attacked by a great white shark off the coast of Chile. Last in the series.

9.00 The Village (S,HD). 2/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 James May’s Cars of the People (S,HD). 2/3. The Top Gear presenter explores the weird world of the microcar, discovering how austerity and fears of congestion led to a variety of disastrous European vehicles.

9.00 The Great War: The People’s Story (S,HD). 2/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Richard III: The New Evidence (S). See Choices Above.

9.00 Safe (S,HD) (2012). Premiere. A former cage fighter protects a 12-year-old girl holding valuable information that several criminal factions want. Action thriller, with Jason Statham and Catherine Chan. Part of the In Statham We Trust strand. ●●●

10.00 The Prestige (S,HD) (2006). See Choices Above. ●●●●

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 10.15 Kids with Cameras: Diary of a Children’s Ward (R,S,HD). 2/3. A 12-year-old boy recovers from a stroke caused by a freak accident, while an eight-yearold with muscular dystrophy takes part in a medical trial hoping to improve his symptoms.

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Kids with Cameras, 10.15pm

6.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (R,S,HD). 3/20. Dinnerladies co-stars Anne Reid and Thelma Barlow take part in the challenge.

10.00 Regional News (S,HD). 10.25 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD). Liverpool v Southampton and Newcastle United v Manchester City. Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the Premier League matches at Anfield and St James’ Park respectively.

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Dragons’ Den, 8pm

6.05 Deadly 60 on a Mission (S,HD). 7/8. Dangerous environments in Cuba and the Bahamas. 6.35 Regional News (S,HD).

11.25 The 51st State (S) (2001). See Choices Above. ●●

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Antiques Roadshow, 7pm

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12.50 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 12.55 BBC News (S,HD).

The Mill, 8pm

Cricket on 5, 7.05pm

7.00 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 7.05 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v India.

10.00 The Taking of Pelham 123 (S,HD) (2009). Criminals hijack a crowded New York subway train and threaten to kill the passengers unless they are paid $10million. Thriller remake, with Denzel Washington and John Travolta. ●●

10.55 Crank: High Voltage (S,HD) (2009). A hitman pursues a mobster who took his heart and replaced it with a machine that requires constant charging up. Action thriller sequel, starring Jason Statham and Amy Smart. Part of the In Statham We Trust strand. ●●●

12.05 Film: Good Morning, Vietnam (S,HD) (1987). Comedy drama, starring Robin Williams. ●●● 2.10 Wallis Simpson: The Secret Letters (R,S,HD). 3.05 First Time Farmers (R,S,HD). 4.05 The Million Pound Drop (R,S,HD). 5.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.40 Criminals: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 1.10 SuperCasino. 3.10 Soho Nail Bomber: Killing Spree (S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Make It Big (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.35 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

11.15 The Cube (R,S,HD). 2/12. A personal trainer and an occupational therapist take part.

12.05 Sign Zone: Countryfile: Summer Special (R,S). Summer special from the Cotswold County Show in Cirencester. 1.00 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Fletch starts work at AAU – but Colette is not happy about it. 2.00 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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Television Guide

12.15 The Store. Home shopping. 2.00 Motorsport UK (S,HD). Highlights from Snetterton. 2.50 British Superbike Championship Highlights (S,HD). The seventh round of the season at Oulton Park. 4.00 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). 4.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

In your newspaper today Our exciting new WMN on Sunday is set to be part of your Westcountry weekend from here on in. Packed with news, opinions and features, it’s a great read for everyone who cares about the South West and the wonderful lifestyle on offer here. Look out, too, for your colour supplement West magazine, free every Sunday with the newspaper.

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LIVE FORD SUPER SUNDAY 3.30pm, Sky Sports 1

Newcastle United v Manchester City (Kick-off 4.00pm). Coverage of the opening Premier League match of the season for both clubs, from St James’ Park. The Magpies have done their best to strengthen their squad following a disappointing campaign, while the Citizens are expected to challenge for the title again.

Bradley Walsh focuses on the quiz show, hearing the story of Mastermind’s creation and looking at how Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? changed the course of TV history.

ITV2

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.45 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 9.40 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.05 America’s Got Talent (S,HD). 2.50 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3.20 Film: Nancy Drew (S,HD) (2007). Mystery, starring Emma Roberts. ●● 5.20 Film: King Kong (S,HD) (2005). Fantasy adventure remake, starring Naomi Watts. ●●●●

Hot Fuzz, 9pm

6.00 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD). 6.45 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 8.55 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 9.55 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Made in Chelsea NYC (R,S). 1.30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 2.30 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 3.25 New Girl (R,S,HD). 3.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4.50 The 100 (R,S,HD). 5.50 Rude(ish) Tube (S).

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (S,HD). 7.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 8.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (R,S,HD). 9.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton (R,S,HD). 10.00 WWE Superstars (R). 11.00 WWE: Experience. 12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 1.00 Got to Dance (R,S,HD). 2.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

FILM PICKS

COME ON DOWN! THE GAME SHOW STORY 7pm, ITV

THE PRESTIGE 10pm, BBC2

Two Victorian magicians become bitter rivals as one becomes obsessed with the secret to the other’s greatest illusion. Mystery thriller, starring Hugh Jackman.

GOLD

6.05 I Dream of Jeannie. 7.25 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 9.30 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 1.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3.15 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Compo, Clegg and Foggy learn the mysterious prophet Bickerdyke has foretold the end of the world – just as the rural calm is shattered by a series of explosions.

Almost Royal, 10pm

Got to Dance, 8pm

Only Fools and … 6.50pm

6.25 Rude(ish) Tube (S). 10/20. 6.50 Inkheart (S,HD) (2008). Fantasy adventure, with Brendan Fraser. ●●●

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 15/22. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 13/22.

6.10 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 8/11. 6.50 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/6. Del-Boy becomes a yuppie.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 14/22. The 500th episode of the animation. 7.30 The Simpsons (HD). 20/22. Bart uses voodoo to get his teacher pregnant.

7.55 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/6. Del gets his hands on a consignment of selfinflating rubber dolls, which turn out to be filled with explosive gas.

8.00 Got to Dance (S,HD). 4/11. Davina McCall presents as judges Kimberly Wyatt, Ashley Banjo and Adam Garcia continues their search for the next big thing in the dancing world. 9.00 Hot Fuzz (S,HD) (2007). A zealous policeman is relocated to a sleepy country village, where a series of grisly so-called accidents arouses his suspicions. Action comedy, starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Including FYI Daily. ●●●●

9.00 Made in Chelsea NYC (S). 2/6. Binky pieces her life back together following her split from Alex, but she is shocked when he flies into the city to spend time with the gang.

9.00 A Touch of Cloth II: Undercover Cloth (R,S,HD). 1/2. Part one of two. The brilliant but tortured detective goes undercover to bring down a very bad man. Spoof crime drama, starring John Hannah and Suranne Jones.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice (HD). 7.30 SPFL Highlights (HD). 8.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 8.30 One2Eleven (HD). 9.00 The Sunday Supplement (HD). 10.30 Goals on Sunday (HD). 12.30 Live Ford Super Sunday (HD). Liverpool v Southampton (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 Live Ford Super Sunday (HD). See Choices Above.

Live Super Sunday, 3.30pm

7.00 Football: Race for the Title (HD).

8.00 Red Bull Air Race (HD). Action from the fifth round of the season, which took place in Ascot as the eight-meeting campaign continued. 9.00 I’m Alan Partridge (S). 2/6. Alan agrees to host a sales conference. 9.40 The Trip (S). 4/6. Steve and Rob visit Hipping Hall.

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 10.20 Saxondale (S). 1/6. 10.00 Almost Royal (S,HD). Tommy relives the 9/23. The team finds a 2/7. The siblings head to madness of his youth. body in the boot of a Boston, Massachusetts. stolen vehicle during an 10.35 The Big Bang Theory investigation into a (R,S,HD). 16/23. Sheldon group of car thieves, but misses an opportunity to the victim’s sanded meet Stan Lee. down fingerprints make him difficult to identify.

1.50 The Big Reunion 2014 (R,S,HD). The members of 5th Story speak about their solo careers. 2.45 Pixie Lott: The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). An interview with the singer. 2.55 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

12.20 I’m Alan Partridge (S). Alan agrees to host a sales conference. 1.00 The Trip (S). Steve and Rob visit Hipping Hall. 1.30 Saxondale (S). Tommy relives the madness of his youth. 2.00 Coogan’s Run (S). An unsuccessful singer’s fortunes change. 2.30 Dr Terrible’s House of Horrible (S). 3.00 Close

1.30 Red Bull Air Race (HD). The fifth round of the season from Ascot. 3.00 SPFL Highlights (HD). 3.30 Ford Football Special (HD). Liverpool v Southampton and Newcastle United v Manchester City. 5.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 5.30 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD).

RADIO

11.30 Fight Night (HD). Kell Brook v Shawn Porter.

Radio 1 5.00am Seani B. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Alice Levine. 1.00pm Huw Stephens. 4.00 The Official Chart with Jameela Jamil. 7.00 Scott and Chris. 9.00 The Surgery with Aled & Dr Radha. 10.00 Annie Mac. Midnight BBC Introducing with Jen and Ally. 2.00 Monki. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 6.00am The Sunday Hour. 7.00 Clare Balding with Good Morning Sunday. 9.00 Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 Weekend Wogan. 1.00pm Elaine Paige on Sunday. 3.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds of the 70s. 5.00 Paul O’Grady. 7.00 Sunday Night with Michael Ball. 9.00 Clare Teal. 11.00 Don Black. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00

Alex Lester. Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Sunday Morning with Rob Cowan. Noon Private Passions. 1.00 News. 1.02 BBC Proms Chamber Music. 2.00 The Early Music Show. 3.00 Choral Evensong. 4.00 BBC Proms 2014. 6.15 Words and Music. 7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 9.40 Drama on 3: The Marriage of Figaro. 11.40 New Generation Artists. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Bells on Sunday. 5.45 Profile. 6.00 News Headlines. 6.05 Something Understood. 6.35 Living World. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 News. 7.07 Sunday Papers. 7.10 Sunday. 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal. 7.57 Weather.

8.00 News. 8.07 Sunday Papers. 8.10 Sunday Worship. 8.48 A Point of View. 8.58 Tweet of the Day. 9.00 Broadcasting House. 10.00 The Archers. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special. 11.15 (FM) The Reunion. Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. 12.04 (FM) Just a Minute. 12.30 (FM) The Food Programme. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World This Weekend. 1.30 (FM) Soul Music. 2.00 (FM) Gardeners’ Question Time. 2.45 (FM) The Listening Project. 3.00 (FM) Classic Serial: The Stuarts. 4.00 (FM) Open Book. 4.30 (FM) Piers the Plowman Revisited. 5.00 (FM) The Tories and the Police: The End

of the Affair. 5.40 (FM) Profile. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Test Match Special. 5.57 (FM) Weather. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.15 (FM) Pick of the Week. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 A Charles Paris Mystery: Murder in the Title. 7.45 Comic Fringes. 8.00 More or Less. 8.30 Last Word. 9.00 Bricks and Bubbles. 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal. 9.30 In Business. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The Westminster Hour. 11.00 The Film Programme. 11.30 Something Understood. Midnight News and Weather. 12.15 The Educators. 12.45 Bells on Sunday. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am The Non League

7.00 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (S,HD) (1989). Action adventure sequel, starring Harrison Ford and Sean Connery. ●●●●● 9.00 Our World War (R,S,HD). A warehouse clerk battles two enemies in 1916. 10.00 Family Guy (S,HD). Peter goes on a quest to save Quahog’s annual Christmas carnival. 10.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 10.45 Siblings (R,S,HD). Dan is offered a new job. 11.15 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). Dylan decides to plan a party. 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 1.00 Siblings (R,S,HD). 1.30 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 2.00 Football Fight Club (R,S,HD). 3.00 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 3.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 Proms on Four: The Sunday Prom: Battle of the Bands (HD). Clare Teal recreates the great swing bands of Count Basie and Duke Ellington. 8.30 Secret Knowledge: The Art of the Vikings (R,HD). 9.00 Great Poets in Their Own Words. 10.00 Edinburgh Extra (HD). An interview with Games of Thrones creator George RR Martin. 11.00 Egypt’s Lost Cities (R,HD). The potential existence of buildings beneath the sands of Egypt. 12.30 Great American Rock Anthems: Turn It Up to 11 (R). 1.30 Forever Young – How Rock ’n’ Roll Grew Up (R). 2.30 Great Guitar Riffs at the BBC (R). 3.30 Secret Knowledge: The Art of the Vikings (R,HD).

One to watch

10.00 Ford Football Special (HD). Liverpool v Southampton and Newcastle United v Manchester City. The Premier League matches at Anfield and St James’ Park respectively, on the opening weekend of the season.

11.00 Coogan’s Run (S). 4/6. An unsuccessful singer’s fortunes change. 11.40 Dr Terrible’s House of Horrible (S). 4/6. A trio become stuck in a lift.

12.00 My Holiday Hostage Hell (R,S). Three cyclists who were ambushed in Iran. 1.00 Street Crime UK (R,S). 1.30 Street Crime UK (R,S). 2.00 Road Wars (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Braniac: Best of Science Abuse (R,S,HD). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD).

BBC3

9.30 SPFL Highlights. Hearts v Hibernian.

11.00 Football’s Funniest 11.20 Batman Returns (S,HD) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/23. The Moments (R,S,HD). (1992). Comic-book friends fight over a ring. Comical incidents from adventure sequel, the Premier League. starring Michael Keaton. 11.35 Virtually Famous ●●●● (R,S,HD). 4/8. With Chris Ramsey, Emily Atack, Scott Mills and Bobby Mair. 12.25 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.55 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.20 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 2.15 Ben Earl: Trick Artist (R,S,HD). 3.05 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 3.25 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD).

THE 51ST STATE 11.25pm, BBC1

A drug dealer heads for Liverpool to make one last sale, with a hitwoman working for his old boss in pursuit. Action comedy, with Samuel L Jackson.

Richard III: The New Evidence (Channel 4, 9pm)

Football Show. 6.00 Sunday Breakfast. 9.00 SportsWeek. 10.00 On the Money. 11.00 5 Live in Short. Noon 5 Live Sport. 4.00 5 Live Sport. 6.06 6-0-6. 7.30 5 Live News. 8.00 5 Live Science. 9.00 Local Stories: The Nightclimbers of Cambridge. 9.30 Local Stories: The Hero of D-Day. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Aled Jones. Noon Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. 3.00 Charlotte Green’s Culture Club. 5.00 The Classic FM Chart. 7.00 David Mellor. 9.00 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Classical Music. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Scientists have been analysing the remains of Richard III, which were discovered under a car park in Leicester. Now we can really find out to what extent his infamous spinal deformity would have affected his ability to be a warrior king. Could he really have led the charge at the Battle of Bosworth, killing several of his enemies, before dying at the hands of Henry Tudor’s army? Using the latest scientific techniques, experts have been able to work out whether he could have used a sword, worn 30 kilos of armour, ridden a medieval warhorse and survived the exertions of battle. They’ve also pieced together his diet and revealed his lifestyle in his final years, with surprising results. They’ve been helped in their investigations by 27-year old Richard Smee, above, acting as a living body double for practical experiments and reconstructions.

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Monday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

NEW TRICKS 9pm, BBC1

New series. An old friend asks Gerry to investigate the murder of his grandson, and Sasha is forced to work with her ex-husband. Tamzin Outhwaite stars.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Animal Saints and Sinners (S,HD). 11.45 Real Lives Reunited (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation (R,S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

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MIRANDA 8.30pm, BBC1

Gary is preparing for the grand reopening of the restaurant, and the sight of him in his best chef whites has Miranda in a spin – he has never looked so handsome. Stevie’s advice is simple – she has to tell him how she feels before it’s too late. But can the shopkeeper bring herself to utter those three little words?

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer. 7.05 Animal Saints and Sinners. 7.50 Real Lives Reunited. 8.20 Fake Britain. 9.05 The Stuarts. 10.05 Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo. 10.35 Click. 11.00 BBC News. 11.30 BBC World News. 12.00 Fred Dibnah’s Magnificent Monuments. 12.30 Climbing Great Buildings. 1.00 My Life in Books. 1.30 Cash in the Attic. 2.15 The Chef’s Protege. 2.45 Celebrity MasterChef. 3.30 Coast. 4.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys. 5.15 Flog It!.

HORIZON: SHOULD I EAT MEAT? – THE BIG HEALTH DILEMMA 9pm, BBC2

Michael Mosley finds out whether eating beef and bacon every day will do him any harm. Part two can be seen on Wednesday.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Judge Rinder (S,HD). Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 Gift Wrapped (S,HD).

ARE YOU ADDICTED TO YOUR DOCTOR?: CHANNEL 4 DISPATCHES 8pm, Channel 4

With the NHS under strain, and millions of pounds wasted every year on missed appointments, unnecessary call-outs and needless trips to A&E, reporter Tazeen Ahmad investigates over-use of the nation’s health system.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.30 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 2.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S,HD). 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R,S,HD). An inspector is called out to an emaciated Belgian shepherd. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Imaginary Friend (S,HD) (2012). Thriller, starring Lacey Chabert. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Food & Drink, 8.30pm

The Food We Eat: Tonight, 8pm

Are You Addicted to … 8pm

Police Interceptors, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 1/30. New series. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 19/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 8/25. Ned Flanders’ home is destroyed by a hurricane. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Cameron worries about Peri.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Brax supports Heath’s application for custody of Darcy. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. 7.30 Fake Britain (S,HD). Counterfeit hard drives and hairdryers. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure (R,S,HD). 5/6. Dave and Si travel to Japan, visiting Mount Fuji, spending a night at a Buddhist temple and being entertained by a geisha in Kyoto.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Ross decides to tell Marlon the truth. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Peter begs Jim for a drink to settle his nerves as he awaits a visit from Simon.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v India. Mark Nicholas presents action from day four of the Fifth Test, held at the Oval, as the series reached its penultimate day. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Miranda, 8.30pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Ian makes a plan to keep Patrick away from the Square. 8.30 Miranda (R,S,HD). 5/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD). 5/37. St Peter’s College, Oxford, takes on the University of Sussex. 8.30 Food & Drink (S,HD). 10/10. Sat Bains demonstrates his take on a traditional bread and butter pudding. Last in the series.

8.00 The Food We Eat: Tonight (S,HD). 1/4. New series. How to encourage families to cook meals from scratch. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). David warns Nick to stop faking seizures.

8.00 Are You Addicted to Your Doctor?: Channel 4 Dispatches (S,HD). See Choices Above. 8.30 Food Unwrapped (S,HD). 6/6. Stout, watercress and mustard. Last in the series.

8.00 Police Interceptors (S,HD). Sgt Jon Moon and his police dog Kanto are confronted by a thief wielding a knife, while a fight in a club ends with one man in handcuffs and another in hospital. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 New Tricks (S,HD). 1/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 Horizon: Should I Eat Meat? – The Big Health Dilemma (S,HD). 1/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 Long Lost Family (S,HD). 6/8. See Choices Above.

9.00 Royal Marines Commando School (S,HD). 6/8. Cole returns to mainstream training after recovering from a knee injury and tackles a five-day exercise on Dartmoor, while the mental demands of the job cause problems for Seda.

9.00 Gotham: Exclusive Preview (HD). A look ahead to the TV series. 9.05 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Launch (S,HD). 1/30. New series. Emma Willis invites a fresh group of famous faces to move in together.

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10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme (R,S,HD). 6/6. Comedy chat focusing on crime and medical programmes. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 The Zoo (R,S,HD). 2/3. Vets face a difficult decision regarding a sick 15-year-old lioness following an exploratory operation, while a keeper begins a new role training chimps one-on-one.

10.00 My Online Bride (S). Documentary following British men of all ages as they head abroad in search of wives, including a 46-year-old divorcee trying his luck on a Bangkok romance tour.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). 10.35 Have I Got Old News for You (R,S,HD). 2/11. Hosted by Richard Osman, with Dan Snow and Mark Steel.

11.05 Boomers (R,S,HD). 1/6. Sitcom, starring Philip Jackson and Alison Steadman. 11.35 Regional Programme (R,S,HD).

11.20 Dragons’ Den (R,S,HD). 5/12. An 18-year-old hopes to impress with his garden shed invention.

11.40 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S,HD). 6/11. With comedian Russell Kane and EastEnders star Rita Simons.

11.05 Nigeria’s Hidden War: Channel 4 Dispatches (S,HD). Claims of a violent campaign by Nigerian security forces against civilians.

11.05 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). 1/30. New series. CBB companion show.

12.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Great War Diaries (R,S). The stories of people whose lives were affected by the First World War. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.35 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). Three diverse London establishments go head to head. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.00 The Shooting Gallery (S). 12.45 Film: Bullhead (HD) (2011). Premiere. Crime thriller, starring Matthias Schoenaerts. ●●●● 3.00 Scandal (S,HD). 3.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). From New Malden in Surrey. 4.40 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show.

12.05 Celebrity Big Brother: Live from the House (HD). The new housemates get to know one another. 1.05 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Under the Dome (R,S,HD). Chester’s Mill is plunged into darkness. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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Monday 18 Television Guide

In your newspaper today Read your Western Morning News every Monday for all the sport reports from the region’s top teams, plus insight into team tactics, performance and future matches. Whether you support Argyle or Albion, the Grecians or the Chiefs, this is the paper to read for all the Westcountry’s sporting news. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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ITV2 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 6.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.40 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,S,HD). 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 11.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 2.00 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

The townsfolk discover Ned and Edna have secretly tied the knot, so Marge throws them a reception to celebrate, and before long everyone soon realises there is no such thing as a perfect marriage. Meanwhile, the bride has a plan to help stepchildren Rod and Todd fit in.

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 7.10 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.55 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.25 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 8.55 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (S). 4.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 London Ambulance (R,S). 7.00 Dog Patrol (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 11.00 Sinbad (R,S,HD). 12.00 Got to Dance (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Dr Zoidberg is sentenced to death.

SATELLITE PICKS

THE SIMPSONS 7.30pm, Sky1

LONG LOST FAMILY 9pm, ITV

Two siblings hoping to fulfil their mother’s dying wish for them to be reunited with their adopted brother, and a man desperate for his birth mother to become a part of his life.

THE CALL CENTRE 8pm, BBC3

Thorpey is forced to reveal a secret relationship, and Kieron and Simon undergo a punishment after causing Nev’s season tickets to be confiscated.

GOLD 6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie. Tony faces bribery charges. 3.30 I Dream of Jeannie. Mrs Bellows takes a shine to Jeannie’s bottle. 4.00 One Foot in the Grave (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30 One2Eleven (HD). 7.00 WWE: Bottom Line (HD). 8.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). 9.00 Ford Football Special (HD). 10.30 SPFL Highlights (HD). 11.00 Football Gold. 12.00 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 1.00 FL72 Review. 2.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). 2.45 Ford Football Special (HD). 4.15 Football Gold. 4.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

You’ve Been Framed!, 7pm

The 100, 9pm

Modern Family, 8pm

Porridge, 7pm

Live Football, 7pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 16/30. A woman from Glasgow takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/23. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/23.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 5/16. Kif gets pregnant. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 16/22. Homer suffers a bout of incontinence.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 8/25. 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 9/25.

6.00 FL72 Review (HD). A round-up of recent matches.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Lindsey and Mercedes team up to get justice. 7.30 New Girl (R,S,HD). 10/24. Nick and Jess take the gang camping.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 13/22. Selma decides to start a family. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 21/22. See Choices Above.

7.00 Porridge (S). 1/6. A midday cuppa causes a stir. 7.40 Porridge (S). 2/6. Fletcher finds three is a crowd.

7.00 Live Ford Monday Night Football (HD). Burnley v Chelsea (Kickoff 8.00pm). Coverage of the Premier League fixture at Turf Moor.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Harry Hill unveils his favourite top 10 clips, featuring camcorder chaos, featuring potty pets, fabulous falls, shocks and surprises.

8.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 10/22. Mindy takes Peter as her date to an ex’s wedding. 8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 9/22. Jake’s favourite pizzeria burns down.

8.00 Modern Family (R,HD). 21/24. Phil tracks down the record he lost his virginity to. 8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 22/24. Mitch and Cam worry about the cost of their wedding.

8.20 Porridge (S). 3/6. The inmates stage a mock trial.

9.00 The Shawshank Redemption (S,HD) (1994). A banker wrongly jailed for his wife’s murder forms an extraordinary friendship with a fellow inmate. Drama, with Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman. Including FYI Daily. ●●●●●

9.00 The 100 (S,HD). 7/13. Clarke and Raven make contact with the Ark, which gives Abby the opportunity to guide Clarke through a dangerous medical procedure to save the life of one of their own.

9.00 The Day After Tomorrow (S,HD) (2004). A climatologist races across America to rescue his son as freak weather conditions cause devastation around the world. Disaster thriller, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Dennis Quaid. ●●●●

9.00 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 1/6. Capt Blackadder develops an interest in art. 9.40 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 2/6. Captain Blackadder faces a firing squad.

11.00 The Royle Family (S). Festive special from 2008. Denise decides to cook the Christmas dinner.

11.00 FL72 Review (HD). A round-up of recent matches.

12.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.45 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.10 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With Helen Flanagan, Marlon Davis, Brian McFadden and his wife Vogue. 1.55 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.20 Not Going Out (S). Lee and Tim babysit Guy’s grandson. 1.00 Not Going Out (S). Lee’s attempt to impress Lucy backfires. 1.30 Not Going Out (S). 2.00 The Royle Family (S). Festive special from 2008. Denise decides to cook the Christmas dinner. 3.00 Close

12.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 1.30 Ford Monday Night Football (HD). Burnley v Chelsea. 4.00 One2Eleven: Rio Ferdinand and Noel Gallagher (HD). 4.15 One2Eleven: Gary Neville (HD). 4.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

RADIO

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Building cars that can be turned into hovercrafts. 8.00 The Call Centre (R,S,HD). See Choices Above. 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). The comedian’s perspective on news stories. 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). 10.00 Uncle (R,S,HD). Rex returns from holiday. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). 1.00 Our World War (R,S,HD). 2.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 3.00 Uncle (R,S,HD). 3.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD) 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). See Choices Above. 8.00 Jet! When Britain Ruled the Skies (R,HD). Part two of two. The development of passenger jets. 9.00 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History (R,HD). The development of the “women and children first” protocol. Last in the series. 10.00 Art of China (R,HD). The rise and fall of China’s last dynasty. Last in the series. 11.00 Tales from the National Parks (R). 12.00 The Wonder of Animals (R,HD). 12.30 The Beauty of Anatomy (R). 1.00 Infested: Living with Parasites (R,HD). 2.00 Jet! When Britain Ruled the Skies (R,HD). 3.00 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History (R).

One to watch

11.50 How I Met Your 11.20 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.50 Two and a Half Men Mother (R,S,HD). 10/24. (R,S,HD). 1/24. A special (R,S,HD). 19/24. Alan Barney tells Nora about agent disappears. takes a shine to Charlie’s his relationship with former girlfriend. Robin.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Scott Mills. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Matt Edmondson. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Radio 1’s Stories. 10.00 Phil Taggart. Midnight Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 2.00 B.Traits. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 9.30am Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Anatomy of a Guitar. 11.00 The Art of Artists. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh

Michael Portillo journeys around northwest England, celebrating Victorian trade with the Preston Guild.

10.20 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 3/6. Captain Blackadder organises a stage show.

10.00 Virtually Famous (S,HD). 5/8. With Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Rosenthal, Stacey Solomon and the Vamps. 10.50 Rude Tube: Ultimate Champions (R,S). 3/6. Alex Zane showcases the bizarre champions of the online universe.

12.20 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 12.45 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.20 Rude Tube: Ultimate Champions (R,S). 2.15 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.40 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.00 Franklin & Bash (R,S,HD). 3.40 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.25 Charmed (R,S).

GREAT BRITISH RAILWAY JOURNEYS 7.30pm, BBC4

12.20 Road Wars (R,S). Thames Valley Police participate in Slough’s largest-ever drug raid. 1.20 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 2.10 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

International Festival 2014. 1.00pm News. 1.02 BBC Proms Chamber Music. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Iceland. 7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Letters to a Young Poet. 11.00 Jazz on 3. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Fry’s English Delight. 9.30 The Ideas That Make Us. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 10.00 (LW) Woman’s Hour. 10.00 (FM) Woman’s Hour. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special. 11.00

(FM) Recycled Radio. 11.30 (FM) The Cold Swedish Winter. Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. 12.04 (FM) Home Front. 12.15 (FM) You and Yours. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World at One. 1.45 (FM) Plants: From Roots to Riches. 2.00 (FM) The Archers. 2.15 (FM) Afternoon Drama: The Vicar, the Automaton and the Talking Dog. 3.00 (FM) Quote – Unquote. 3.30 (FM) The Food Programme. 4.00 (FM) Ansel Adams on Tape. 4.30 (FM) Beyond Belief. 5.00 (FM) PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Test Match Special. 5.57 (FM) Weather. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock

News. 6.30 (FM) Just a Minute. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. John Wilson talks to Man Booker prize winner Howard Jacobson 7.45 The Awakening. 8.00 Don’t Mention the Referendum. How the debate over Scottish independence has divided families and friends 8.30 Crossing Continents. 9.00 The Listeners. 9.30 Fry’s English Delight. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. News roundup 10.45 Book at Bedtime: A Song for Issy Bradley. 11.00 Word of Mouth. 11.30 The Shared Experience. Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC

World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire. Noon Shelagh Fogarty. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport: The Monday Night Club. 8.00 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2014-15. Burnley v Chelsea (Kick-off 8.00pm). 10.00 5 Live Sport: Final Whistle. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

My Online Bride (Channel 4, 10pm)

An estimated 15 million Brits are currently looking for a partner online. This programme follows British men of all ages as they head abroad in search of a wife. From Thai romance tours to speeddating in the Ukraine, will they find ‘the one’? And having parted with thousands of pounds, can they really put a price on love? Chris is a 46-year-old divorcee who looks after his two kids. Having almost no time for a love life at home, he has decided to try his luck on one of the increasingly popular Bangkok romance tours. Twenty-six-year-old Mike is looking for a wife in the Ukraine, a country sometimes called the ‘Bride Basket of Europe’. He has arranged to stay with Tatyana after weeks of chatting on Skype. The introduction agency advises against getting intimate too quickly, but will Mike decide to follow their advice?

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TV PICKS

Tuesday’s Television Guide SUPER SENSES: THE SECRET POWER OF ANIMALS 9pm, BBC2

Biologist Patrick Aryee and physicist Helen Czerski explore the world of animal senses. They begin with sight.

BBC1

9.15 Neighbourhood Blues (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Animal Saints and Sinners (S,HD). 11.45 Real Lives Reunited (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.30 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets (R). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

HOLBY CITY 8pm, BBC1

As word of Jac’s appointment spreads throughout the department Elliot manages to save face, that is, until he is told by the surgeon he will no longer be responsible for Herzig. Will he be able to forgive the very person he trusted with his life’s work throughout his illness?

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Animal Saints and Sinners (R,S,HD). 7.50 Real Lives Reunited (R,S,HD). 8.20 Fake Britain (R,S). 9.05 The Men Who Made Us Spend (R,S). 10.05 Railways of the Great War (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 News (S,HD). 11.30 World News (S,HD). 12.00 Magnificent Monuments (R,S). 12.30 The Super League Show (S). 1.15 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 The Chef’s Protege (R,S,HD). 2.45 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 3.30 Coast (R,S). 4.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

IN THE CLUB 9pm, BBC1

Roanna’s ex-husband decides to cancel her credit cards, with the baby due any day. She suggests to Simon that they ask his parents for help but he does not seem keen on the idea.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Judge Rinder (S,HD). Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 Gift Wrapped (S,HD).

DOGS: THEIR SECRET LIVES 8pm, Channel 4

Following the public response to his original programme, vet Mark Evans looks again at how the lives of dogs and their owners have changed over the past 50 years. In the first edition, he investigates why canines in Britain are getting fatter and meets three overweight pooches.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Celebrity Big Brother: The Launch (R,S,HD). 1.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). Hannah hijacks Nate’s date with Sophie. 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). A security guard is killed during a bank robbery. 3.15 Film: Audrey’s Rain (S,HD) (2003). Drama, starring Jean Smart. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Emmerdale, 7pm

Royal Marines … 10.55pm

The Dog Rescuers … 8pm

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6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 2/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 20/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 9/25. An overdose of spicy food causes Homer to have hallucinations. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Lindsey and Mercedes team up to get justice.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Hannah hijacks Nate’s date with Sophie. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Live chat and topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Max apologises for his behaviour toward Dot. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Young Vets (S,HD). 1/10. New series. Documentary following students during their final year at London’s Royal Veterinary College as they get hands-on experience. Continues tomorrow.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Marlon demands answers from the police. 7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (S,HD). A qualifying play-off first leg (Kick-off TBA).

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v India. Mark Nicholas presents action from day five of the Fifth Test, held at the Oval, as the series reached its conclusion. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 45/52. See Choices Above.

8.00 Coast (S,HD). 6/6. As the team explores the impact of winter on the coast, Nick Crane is in Cornwall, discovering that wild seas bring surprising benefits for local farmers. Last in the series.

8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives (S). 1/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (S,HD). Anthony Joynes travels to south-east Africa to work with his counterparts in the Malawi capital Lilongwe, rescuing two puppies from an illegal roadside vendor. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 In the Club (S,HD). 3/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Super Senses: The Secret Power of Animals (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Worst Place to Be a Pilot (S). 1/3. New series. The lives of young British pilots working for Indonesian airline Susi Air, who fly and land planes in some of the most remote and dangerous locations on Earth.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S,HD). 12/22. The CSIs are called in when the body of Janet Riggins is found on the road just outside the airport, with the victim having been beaten and thrown from a vehicle onto the tarmac.

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Coast, 8pm

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Scrappers (R,S,HD). 3/6. Terry decides to throw an open day.

10.00 Some Scousers with Jokes (S,HD). 4/5. Part one of two. The people of Liverpool tell their favourite jokes. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights (S,HD). Action from the play-off round first-leg matches, including Besiktas v Arsenal at the Vodafone Stadium.

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Holby City, 8pm

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

11.05 Operation Wild (R,S,HD). 2/3. In South Africa, a rhino requires a skin graft and a Cape fur seal has a CT scan.

11.20 Horizon: Should I Eat Meat? – The Big Health Dilemma (R,S,HD). 1/2. Part one of two. Michael Mosley investigates the truth about meat.

11.40 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green (R,S,HD). 8/8. The actor visits Hadrian’s Wall, Kielder Water and Hexham Abbey. Last in the series.

12.05 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 12.10 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: John Bishop’s Australia (R,S). The comedian sets off on a mammoth bicycle journey Down Under. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). Contestants from the Home Counties compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

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Tuesday 19 Television Guide

10.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (S). 1/8. See Choices Above. 10.55 Royal Marines Commando School (R,S,HD). 6/8. Cole returns to mainstream training after recovering from a knee injury and tackles a five-day exercise on Dartmoor.

10.00 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD). 2/30. A chance to catch up with the latest action as the celebrity contestants continue to get to know each other – for better or worse.

11.05 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). 2/30. CBB companion show.

12.00 Poker (S). The Pokerstars.com PCA. 12.55 Cage Warriors (S). Action from Cage Warriors 70. 1.50 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 2.15 Caterham Motorsport (R,S). 2.45 Triathlon: Long Course Weekend (R,S). 3.40 The Grid (R,S). 4.05 Trans World Sport (R,S,HD). 5.00 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.55 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.05 Celebrity Big Brother: Live from the House (HD). The latest action from the all-star house. 1.05 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Wentworth Prison (R,S,HD). Bea blames husband Harry for Debbie’s death. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

In your newspaper today The Western Morning News on Tuesday is home to the superb Living Cornwall section, with news, features and events from all over this special county. Look out too for That Was the West That Was… a nostalgic round up of rare and historic South West photography from the archives. Visit www. westernmorningnews.co.uk for details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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New series. Gordon Ramsay visits a Tuscan-style hotel in New Mexico, where the owner hits the high notes singing on stage – but may be falling flat with the needs of her guests.

ITV2 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 6.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.40 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 Kylie Minogue: The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 11.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 2.00 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

As opening night rapidly approaches, Rachel is finding it hard juggling the increasingly demanding rehearsal schedule with her college workload – and when she ends up on the wrong side of headmistress Carmen Tibideaux, she is forced to choose between her career and her education.

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 9.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (S). 4.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 London Ambulance (R,S). 7.00 Dog Patrol (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 11.00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R,S,HD). 12.00 Sinbad (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer is sent into space. 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

SATELLITE PICKS

GLEE 10pm, Sky1

RAMSAY’S HOTEL HELL 10pm, Channel 4

DON’T TELL THE BRIDE 9pm, BBC3

A would-be groom with an fondness for the sea plans to wed his waterphobic fiancee on the wind-swept Lundy Island.

GOLD 6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11.00 One Foot in the Grave (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie. Tony takes a desk job. 3.30 I Dream of Jeannie. Tony grows so annoyed by Jeannie’s interfering that he banishes her. 4.00 Porridge (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30 One2Eleven (HD). 7.00 WWE: Afterburn (HD). 8.00 FL72 Review (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Monday Night Football (HD). 12.30 FL72 Review (HD). 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD). 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 3.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 3.30 Premiership Years (S). 5.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

Hell’s Kitchen, 9pm

New Girl, 9pm

An Idiot Abroad 2, 9pm

Blackadder Goes Forth, 7pm

Live Speedway, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 20/30. Londoner Veronica looks for love.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/23. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/23.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 7/16. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 17/22.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 10/25. 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11/25.

6.00 FL72 Review (HD). A round-up of recent matches.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Featuring a man rollerskating off a roof. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). A Gordon Brown lookalike gets hammered.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Blessing revisits her past. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 14/24. Marshall remembers his father’s last words.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 14/22. Bart acquires a new father figure. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3/22. Marge is forced to replace the family car.

7.00 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 1/6. Capt Blackadder develops an interest in art. 7.40 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 2/6.

7.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 13/16. 7.30 Live Elite League Speedway (HD). Coverage of another topflight encounter.

8.00 The Cube: Celebrity Special (R,S,HD). 9/9. Former EastEnders star Charlie Brooks and retired rugby player Ben Cohen tackle a series of challenges for charity. Last in the series.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 7/24. Daphne reveals the truth about Marshall. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 8/24. The conflict between Robin and Loretta escalates.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 23/24. Mitch and Cam prepare to walk down the aisle. 8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 24/24. Mitch and Cam’s big day continues to be beset by disaster.

8.20 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 3/6. Captain Blackadder organises a stage show.

9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 (R,S,HD). 7/8. Karl Pilkington prepares for his final journey, a 15-hour trek to the summit of Mount Fuji in Japan, receives sumowrestling training and experiences state-of-theart robotics.

9.30 The Fantasy Football 9.00 Not Going Out (S). 4/8. Club (S,HD). A discussion Lee and Tim babysit Guy’s on key fantasy football grandson. issues. 9.40 Not Going Out (S). 5/8. Lee’s attempt to impress Lucy backfires.

9.00 Hell’s Kitchen (S). 19/20. 9.00 New Girl (S,HD). 11/24. Gordon Ramsay Jess considers giving up challenges the teaching. remaining chefs to use 9.30 The Mindy Project taste, texture and (S,HD). 11/22. Mindy appearance to identify throws an office and replicate a dish, and Christmas party. a tough dinner service whittles the contestants down to two.

GREAT BRITISH RAILWAY JOURNEYS 7.30pm, BBC4

Michael Portillo crosses into West Yorkshire, visiting the Worth Valley and the home of the three Bronte sisters, as well as Oakworth.

BBC3

7.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). Internet clips and home video footage, presented by Mr T. 7.30 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). Cameras follow 17-year-old Jessie and fun-loving lad Jamie. 9.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (S,HD). See Choices Above. 10.00 Sexy Beasts (S,HD). Featuring a man disguised as a spider. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 1.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 2.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). 3.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). See Choices Above. 8.00 King Alfred and the AngloSaxons (R,HD). The role of Alfred the Great’s daughter Aethelflaed in England’s battles. 9.00 Everyday Miracles: The Genius of Sofas, Stockings and Scanners. 10.00 The Fish Market: Inside Billingsgate (R,HD). 11.00 Human Planet (R,HD). 12.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). 1.00 Great Poets in Their Own Words (R). 2.00 King Alfred and the AngloSaxons (R,HD). 3.00 Everyday Miracles: The Genius of Sofas, Stockings and Scanners (R).

One to watch

10.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 15/20. See 10.20 Not Going Out (S). 6/8. 10.00 Sky Sports Originals 10.00 Hell’s Kitchen Finale 10.00 The Big Bang Theory Encouraged by Lucy and Choices Above. (HD). (S). 20/20. The two (R,S,HD). 21/24. Howard Barbara, Lee tries speedremaining chefs face takes advantage of dating. their final challenge, in Sheldon. which they must form 10.30 The Big Bang Theory kitchen teams by (R,S,HD). 22/24. selecting assistants from Howard’s stag party among their less leads to a problem. successful rivals. Last in the series. 11.00 The Royle Family (S). Jim and Barbara argue over what to do with a cash windfall.

11.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). Robbie Fowler. 11.30 Elite League Speedway (HD). Another chance to see a top-flight encounter.

1.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Evelyn’s second husband dies. 1.25 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Alan goes on a blind date. 1.50 Dads (R,S,HD). Comedy, starring Seth Green. 2.15 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

12.25 Bottom (S). The boys go trick-or-treating. 1.00 Big Train (S). Comedy from the award-winning sketch show. 1.30 Big Train (S). 2.00 The Royle Family (S). Jim and Barbara argue over what to do with a cash windfall. 3.00 Close

1.30 Premiership Years (S). The 1992/93 season. 3.30 Football Gold (S). 3.45 Football Gold (S). 4.00 One2Eleven: Eden Hazard and Example (HD). 4.15 One2Eleven: Kevin Nolan and Juan Mata (S,HD). 4.30 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 5.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

RADIO

11.00 40 Days and 40 Nights 11.00 Almost Royal (R,S,HD). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2/7. In Boston. (R,S,HD). 2/24. The team (S,HD) (2002). Romantic tracks a dangerous hit comedy, starring Josh 11.30 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut squad. Hartnett and Shannyn (R,S,HD). 5/10. With Sossamon. ●●●● David O’Doherty, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Jamelia and Paul Foot. 12.20 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.50 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.20 The 100 (R,S,HD). 2.15 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.35 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut (R,S,HD). 3.40 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.25 Charmed (R,S).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Scott Mills. 10.00 Alice Levine. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Matt Edmondson. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Review Show with Edith Bowman. 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine. Midnight Punk Show with Mike Davies. 2.00 Nihal. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 David Rodigan. 11.00 They Write the Songs. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). The team investigates the kidnapping of two marines. 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 2.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival 2014. 1.00pm News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 BBC Proms 2014. 9.10 New Generation Artists. 9.30 Free Thinking. 10.15 BBC Proms 2014. Midnight Late Junction. 12.30 Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 A Law unto Themselves. 9.30 Witness. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 10.00 (LW) Woman’s Hour. 10.00 (FM)

Woman’s Hour. 10.25 (LW) Test Match Special. 11.00 (FM) The Listeners. 11.30 (FM) The Langley School Music Project. Noon (FM) News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 (LW) Test Match Special. 12.04 (FM) Home Front. 12.15 (FM) Call You and Yours. 12.57 (FM) Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World at One. 1.45 (FM) Plants: From Roots to Riches. 2.00 (FM) The Archers. 2.15 (FM) Afternoon Drama: The Sensitive – A Casualty of War. 3.00 (FM) The Kitchen Cabinet. 3.30 (FM) Heal Thyself – A History of Self-Help. 4.00 (FM) Word of Mouth. 4.30 (FM) Great Lives. 5.00 (FM) PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Test Match Special.

5.57 (FM) Weather. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.30 (FM) Meet David Sedaris. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 (LW) The Awakening. 7.45 (FM) The Awakening. 8.00 Taking the Edge off. Aldous Huxley’s experiments with mescalin 8.40 In Touch. 9.00 Inside Health: Conflicted Medicine. Dr Mark Porter separates medical fact from fiction 9.30 A Law unto Themselves. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. News roundup 10.45 Book at Bedtime: A Song for Issy Bradley. 11.00 The Guns of Adam Riches. New series. The comedy sketch show returns 11.30 The Shared Experience. Fi Glover speaks to four

people who survived incredible ordeals Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire. Noon Shelagh Fogarty. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

The Dog Rescuers (Channel 5, 8pm)

In the last of the current series about the work of the RSPCA, comedian and dog lover Alan Davies narrates a special episode following inspectors in Africa and the UK as they rescue man’s best friend from danger and dire living conditions. Tonight Merseyside-based inspector Anthony Joynes goes on a trip to Malawi. When a call comes in about a dog down a manhole, Anthony goes into action along with local animal rescuers. He also helps to rescue two puppies from an illegal roadside seller. Back home in the UK, the series catches up with Susie, one of a pack of feral dogs rescued in Manchester in the last series. Susie had been locked up in a house in Manchester and was petrified when attempts were made to controlher. She now has new owners, but how are they coping?

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Wednesday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

SUSPECTS 10pm, Channel 5

Part one of two. DI Martha Bellamy’s neighbour is discovered at his home with serious head injuries. Return of the crime drama, starring Damien Molony.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Animal Saints and Sinners (S,HD). 11.45 Real Lives Reunited (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.30 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets (R,S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

YOUNG VETS 7pm, BBC2

It’s late summer at the Royal Veterinary College and the students have just 11 months until they qualify. Judy must use all her skills to help a border collie suffering from a broken back, while Charlie learns how to treat a cow with an ovarian cyst that is creating an unusual side effect.

BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.00 Animal Saints and Sinners (R,S,HD). 7.45 Real Lives Reunited (R,S,HD). 8.15 Fake Britain (R,S). 9.00 Coast (R,S). 10.00 Railways of the Great War (R,S). 11.00 News (S,HD). 11.30 World News (S,HD). 12.00 Magnificent Monuments (R,S). 12.30 Climbing Great Buildings (R,S,HD). 1.00 My Life in Books (R,S,HD). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (S). 2.15 The Chef’s Protege (R,S,HD). 2.45 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 3.30 Coast (S,HD). 4.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF 8pm, BBC1

THE MIMIC 10pm, Channel 4

The 10 remaining contenders face three tasks designed to test their bread-making skills, preparing 12 rye bread rolls, Italian ciabatta and centrepiece loaves.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Judge Rinder (S,HD). Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 Gift Wrapped (S,HD).

As the wedding draws near, it falls on Martin to fund the big day himself, having backed out of the requirements set out by Harriet’s family. With trouble brewing in paradise, Jean finds it difficult to conceal her feelings toward the groom. Comedy, starring Terry Mynott, Rebecca Gethings and Jo Hartley.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.55 Frasier (R,S). 9.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10.50 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Coverage of the first day of the Ebor Festival at York. 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother (R,S,HD). The latest action from the all-star house. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). The team tries to catch a spy. 3.15 Film: Beyond the Blackboard (S) (2011). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The Stuarts, 8pm

Coronation Street, 7.30pm

Undercover Boss, 9pm

Emergency Bikers, 7pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 3/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 21/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/25. X-Files agents Mulder and Scully investigate aliens in Springfield. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Blessing revisits her past.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Evelyn encourages Josh and Maddy to sort things out. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Fake Britain (S,HD). How forged autographs have fooled young Doctor Who fans. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Young Vets (S,HD). 2/10.See Choices Above.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Adam and Aaron plan to go on the run. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Leanne accuses Nick of faking his seizures.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Emergency Bikers (S,HD). Wingnut tries to locate two riders who have fallen from their horses. Followed by 5 News Update.

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A Question of Sport, 10.35pm

8.00 The Great British Bake Off (S,HD). 3/10. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Stuarts (S,HD). 3/3. Clare Jackson examines how the Stuarts became fatally divided by religion, with Scotland losing its sovereignty and becoming part of Great Britain in 1707. Last in the series.

8.00 Trawlermen’s Lives (S,HD). Ben Fogle experiences the life of a North Sea fisherman, spending time on three vessels to find out what draws his fellow crew-members to one of the UK’s most dangerous professions.

8.00 Sarah Beeny’s Double Your House for Half the Money (S). 3/10. A couple want to create more space for their family in their country cottage in Kent, while a pair look to update their uninspiring 1960s semi on a tiny budget.

8.00 Extreme Nightmare Neighbours Next Door (S,HD). New series. The return of the programme delving into the world of extraordinary disputes. A repair bill for a chimney that led to a couple taking their neighbour to court. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

9.00 Operation Wild (S,HD). 3/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Horizon: Should I Eat Meat? – How to Feed the Planet (S,HD). Part two of two. Every year roughly 65 billion animals are slaughtered for food – nine for every living person. Michael Mosley examines the impact this is having on the planet.

9.00 Secrets from the Asylum (S,HD). 1/2. Ray Winstone, Claire Sweeney and Al Murray feature in the first of two programmes in which celebrities discover how their ancestors coped in Victorian asylums.

9.00 Undercover Boss (S). 6/6. Simon Kossoff goes to work at restaurant chain Carluccio’s, discovering branches struggling with chaotic kitchens, inefficient systems and demotivated staff. Last in the series.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD). 3/30. Highlights of the famous housemates’ past 24 hours under the all-seeing eye of Big Brother.

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10.00 Some Scousers with Jokes (R,S,HD). 5/5. Part two of two. The people of Liverpool tell their favourite jokes. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 Dangerous Dogs (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. Police and wardens vigorously enforce the Dangerous Dogs Act in London, and a family pet of six years attacks its owner in Essex.

10.00 The Mimic (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above. 10.30 8 Out of 10 Cats: Jimmy, Sean and Jon’s Best Bits (S,HD). The trio’s favourite moments from the last series.

10.00 Suspects (S,HD). 1/4. See Choices Above.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 A Question of Sport (S,HD). 31/36. With James Toseland, Eve Muirhead, John Regis and Neil Lennon.

11.05 Room 101 – Extra Storage (R,S,HD). 1/8. Extended version of the comedy panel show. 11.50 Irresistible (S) (2006). Thriller, starring Susan Sarandon. ●●●

11.20 Super Senses: The Secret Power of Animals (R,S,HD). 1/3. Patrick Aryee and Helen Czerski explore the world of animal senses, beginning with sight.

11.40 Off the Beaten Track (R,S,HD). 2/6. Christine Bleakley visits Dedham Vale on the EssexSuffolk border.

11.05 The Inbetweeners Go Global (S,HD). A look at the success of the comedy series.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). 3/30. CBB companion show.

1.25 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.30 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R,S). Julie Walters traces her roots back to Co Mayo, western Ireland. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). An artisan, some traditional pasty producers, and two cake-makers compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.10 Music on 4: Something from Nothing – the Art of Rap (S,HD). Ice-T examines the art behind rap music. 2.10 Film: Party Girl (S) (1958). Crime drama, starring Robert Taylor. ●● 3.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 3.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). 4.50 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.45 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live from the House (HD). Events unfolding in realtime at the Big Brother compound. 1.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 New York Knifings: Killing Spree (S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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In your newspaper today Wednesday is farming day for The Western Morning News. Expect in-depth coverage of all the agricultural issues that matter. There’s also our usual everyday offering of insightful and up-to-date news and features from across the Westcountry and wider world. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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THROUGH THE KEYHOLE 9pm, ITV2

Keith Lemon invites actor Larry Lamb and former Spice Girl Emma Bunton to join Dave Berry on the panel as he noses around the homes of three mystery celebrities. With the help of the studio audience, the panellists must use their powers of deduction and observation to identify the homeowners.

ITV2

Sky1 6.00 London Ambulance (R,S). 7.00 Dog Patrol (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 11.00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R,S,HD). 12.00 Sinbad (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

BEYOND THE BLACKBOARD 3.15pm, Channel 5

FILM PICK

OPERATION WILD 9pm, BBC1

Clare Balding and Steve Leonard meet a dolphin that is getting a new prosthetic tail in Japan, and a moon bear which needs keyhole brain surgery in Laos. Last in the series.

A newly qualified teacher sets up a makeshift classroom for homeless teenagers. Initially afraid and suspicious of her students, she gradually gets to know them and becomes determined to make a difference to their difficult lives. Fact-based drama, starring Emily VanCamp alongside Steve Talley, Treat Williams, Julio Oscar Mechoso, Nicki Aycox, Liam McKanna, Paola Andino and Luis Jose Lopez.

GOLD 6.00 2point4 Children (S). Normality temporarily returns. 6.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Billy organises a barbecue. 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11.00 The Thin Blue Line (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 4.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S).

6.00 The Cube (R,S,HD). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.20 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.40 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,S,HD). 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 11.55 Best of You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 12.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 2.00 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

The Butterfly Effect, 10pm

Honey, I Shrunk the … 8pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 11pm

The Royle Family, 11pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 21/30. A woman from West Yorkshire takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/23. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 23/23.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 9/16. Fry is killed by a giant bee. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 18/22. Bart falls for the wrong girl.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 12/25. 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 13/25.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Crazy horses and practical jokers. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 18/24. A divebombing baptism.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sienna schemes to keep Dodger all to herself. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 15/24. Zoey sets Ted up on a date.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 15/22. Lisa upsets Ralph. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 4/22. Homer and Marge uncover details of Grampa’s past.

7.00 The Thin Blue Line (S). 5/7. Football fever takes over the station. 7.40 The Thin Blue Line (S). 6/7. Patricia protests against a proposed bypass.

8.00 The Guide to You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Including a dog on a slide, a cat trying to take part in a game of table tennis, and an elderly woman falling foul of a micro-scooter.

8.00 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (S,HD) (1989). A professor’s shrinking ray reduces his children to microscopic size. Comedy, with Rick Moranis and Matt Frewer. ●●●●

8.00 Football’s Funniest Moments (R,S,HD). A look back at comical incidents from the world of Premier League football, including interviews with players and pundits.

8.20 The Thin Blue Line (S). 7/7. Fowler prepares to pop the question.

9.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S,HD). 5/10. Officers of the City of London Police tackle credit card fraud.

9.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/6. The Trotters help a damsel in distress. 9.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/6. Del cashes in on a miracle.

9.00 Through the Keyhole 9.55 Rude Tube: Viral Ads (R,S,HD). 5/6. See Choices (R,S). 6/6. Alex Zane Above. presents a selection of comical and absurd viral commercials available on the internet, including a shark attack in Venice and the surfing sheep.

RADIO

Premier League … 9.30pm

7.30 Premier League Years (S,HD). Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 2013/14 season.

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Richard Hammond drives two Lamborghinis. 8.00 Motorway Cops (R,S,HD). Traffic police enforce the law on Britain’s most dangerous highways. 9.00 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (S,HD) (1989). Action adventure sequel, starring Harrison Ford and Sean Connery. ●●●●● 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Brian writes a play that becomes a hit. 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). Peter decides he needs to achieve fame. 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). Steve and his friends find a CIA drone in his father’s study. 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Siblings (R,S,HD). 1.00 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 1.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 2.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 3.00 Our World War (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 The Wonder of Animals (HD). 8.30 The Beauty of Anatomy. The story of anatomist Andreas Vesalius. 9.00 Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds: A Tale of Three Cities. New series. The stories of three influential cities. 10.00 Wild China (R,HD). An examination of the country’s heartland. 11.00 Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain (R,HD). 12.00 Britain’s Lost Treasures Returned: How Houghton Got Its Art Back (R,HD). 1.00 The Wonder of Animals (R,HD). 1.30 The Beauty of Anatomy (R). 2.00 Wild China (R,HD). 3.00 Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds: A Tale of Three Cities (R).

One to watch 9.30 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD). The best of Didier Drogba’s Premier League goals for Chelsea.

10.20 Only Fools and Horses 10.00 Premier League 100 10.00 A League of Their (S). 3/6. The Trotters are Own (R,S,HD). 5/10. Club (S,HD). The best of caught up in an Frank Lampard, Jason Paul Scholes’ 107 topattempted robbery. Manford and Gabby flight goals for Logan join guest team Manchester United. captain Shane Warne 10.30 Premier League 100 and regular Andrew Club (S,HD). The best of Flintoff for the sportsTeddy Sheringham’s 146 based comedy quiz, goals scored with five hosted by James Corden. different clubs.

10.00 The Butterfly Effect (S,HD) (2004). A college student discovers he can travel into his past and change events, but his meddling has unforeseen consequences. Supernatural thriller, with Ashton Kutcher. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

12.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.10 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.35 Hell’s Kitchen (R,S). The chefs to use taste, texture and appearance to identify and replicate a dish. 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30 One2Eleven (HD). 7.00 WWE Vintage (S,HD). 8.00 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Elite League Speedway (HD). 12.00 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 1.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 1.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 2.30 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 3.30 Premiership Years (S). 5.30 Elite League Speedway (HD).

11.00 Made in Chelsea NYC (R,S). 2/6. Binky pieces her life back together following her split from Alex.

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 4/24. A marine is found murdered minus a hand.

12.05 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 12.35 Virtually Famous (R,S,HD). 1.20 Rude Tube: Viral Ads (R,S). 2.25 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.45 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.10 Franklin & Bash (R,S,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.35 Charmed (R,S). Wyatt’s existence is erased.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). A woman takes hostages at a Navy recruitment centre. 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). Motorbike thefts. 2.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Scott Mills. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Matt Edmondson. 3.30 The Official Chart Update. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 My Playlister. 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine. Midnight Huw Stephens. 2.00 Benji B. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Established 1973 – 40 Years of Commercial Radio. 11.00 Trevor Nelson’s Soul Show.

Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival 2014. 1.00pm News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Iceland. 7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 10.00 Proms Plus Late. 10.45 The Essay: Letters to a Young Poet. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Reflections with Peter Hennessy.

11.00 The Royle Family (S). The clan gathers for another uneventful Christmas Day.

12.15 Gavin & Stacey (S). The newlyweds argue while on a night out at the bowling alley. 12.55 Gavin & Stacey (S). 1.25 Gavin & Stacey (S). 1.55 The Royle Family (S). The clan gathers for another uneventful Christmas Day. 3.00 Close

9.30 Publishing Lives. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 10.56 The Listening Project. 11.00 The Waiting. 11.30 The Gobetweenies. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Plants: From Roots to Riches. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Chemistry Between Them. 3.00 Bricks and Bubbles. 3.30 Inside Health: Conflicted Medicine. 4.00 The Educators. 4.30 The Media Show. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Dead Ringers.

7.00 The Archers. Wayne steps in to help Jolene 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 (LW) The Awakening. 7.45 (FM) The Awakening. 8.00 Agree to Differ. New series. A debate on fracking 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Heal Thyself – A History of Self-Help. Uncovering the fascination with selfhelp. Last in the series 9.30 Reflections with Peter Hennessy. Roy Hattersley reflects on his life and career 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. News round-up 10.45 A Song for Issy Bradley. 11.00 The Future of Radio. 11.15 Little Lifetimes by Jenny Eclair. 11.30 The Shared Experience. Discussing family estrangement

11.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). Crystal Palace and Arsenal striker Ian Wright. 11.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 2/6. USA v Iran in the 1998 World Cup. 12.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 12.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 1.00 Premier League Years (S,HD). 3.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 3.30 Football Gold (S). 4.00 One2Eleven (HD). 4.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 5.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire. Noon Shelagh Fogarty. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 8.00 5 Live Sport: Championship Football 2014-15. 10.00 5 Live Sport: Final Whistle. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

The Great British Bake Off (BBC1, 8pm)

It’s Week Three and the remaining 10 bakers get ready to brave bread... Knowing that judge Paul Hollywood will be watching their every move (and prove), the bakers must bake 12 perfect rye bread rolls, shaped in any way they like, using as much tricky rye flour as they dare. Paul is enigmatic in the Technical Challenge, telling the bakers to “be patient” with his recipe for ciabatta loaves. But which bakers will listen to his words of wisdom and which ones will lose their nerve? Finally, competitors have their work cut out in the Showstopper Challenge, making a filled centrepiece loaf. Mary Berry (above) and Paul are looking for real talent and natural instinct, creativity and baking brilliance – but who got has what it takes?

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TV PICKS

Thursday’s Television Guide EDUCATING YORKSHIRE: ONE YEAR ON 9pm, Channel 4

One-off programme catching up with the staff and pupils of Thornhill Community Academy.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Animal Saints and Sinners (S,HD). 11.45 Real Lives Reunited (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News;Weather(S,HD).1.30RegionalNews (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.30 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets (R,S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

BRITAIN’S COMPULSIVE SHOPPERS 8pm, BBC1

Jasmine Harman follows the stories of three people suffering from the destructive, and in many cases secretive, condition of compulsive shopping. Well known in the US, it has only recently been recognised in the UK and is thought to affect up to eight million Brits.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Animal Saints and Sinners (R,S,HD). 7.50 Real Lives Reunited (R,S,HD). 8.20 Fake Britain (R,S). 9.05 Escape to the Continent (R,S). 10.05 Railways of the Great War (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 News (S,HD). 11.30 World News (S,HD). 12.00 Magnificent Monuments (R,S). 12.30 Climbing Great Buildings (R,S,HD). 1.00 My Life in Books (R,S,HD). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 The Chef’s Protege (R,S,HD). 2.45 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 3.30 Coast (S,HD). 4.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 9pm, BBC1

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION 8pm, Channel 4

New Tricks star Tamzin Outhwaite looks to learn more about her Italian roots on the maternal side of her family, exploring the life of her great-grandfather Tony Gonella.

ITV

The experts head to east London, where properties often sell in days, at open viewings, and for well over the asking price. Phil Spencer meets Katy and Victoria, who have been looking for their first home in the popular area of Walthamstow for almost a year.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.55 Frasier (R,S). 9.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10.50 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Coverage of the second day of the Ebor Festival at York. 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Emergency Bikers (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother (R,S,HD). Highlights of the famous housemates’ past 24 hours. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Deadly Suspicion (S,HD) (2008). Premiere. Thriller, starring Marilu Henner. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

QI, 10pm

Harbour Lives, 8.30pm

Location, Location, Location, 8pm

The Railway: First Great … 7pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 4/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 22/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/25. Marge starts her own business. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sienna schemes to keep Dodger all to herself.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Casey tries to win Denny over. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Emma goes to arrest Charlie for impersonating a police officer. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Young Vets (S,HD). 3/10. Matt assists with the removal of a tumour from a mouse, Elly learns how to perform surgery on a cow and Judy’s placement ends in tears. Continues tomorrow.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Chas considers giving Adam up to the police to protect Aaron. 7.30 The Food We Eat: Tonight (S,HD). 2/4. Jonathan Maitland investigates superfoods.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 The Railway: First Great Western (R,S,HD). Paddington’s duty station manager deals with several angry passengers. Followed by 5 News Update.

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EastEnders, 7.30pm

8.00 Britain’s Compulsive Shoppers (S,HD). See Choices Above.

8.00 Russia’s Lost Princesses (S,HD). 1/2. See Choices Above.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Aaron is determined to stop Chas giving up Adam. 8.30 Harbour Lives (S,HD). 6/8. Two divers make a fascinating discovery off Chesil Beach.

8.00 Location, Location, Location (S). 2/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 Prom Queen Divas UK (S,HD). Teenagers from West Yorkshire and Nottinghamshire prepare for their school proms, including one who has her sights set on a £1,200 dress for her big night. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (S,HD). 3/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Honourable Woman (S,HD). 8/8. Hayden-Hoyle realises that Nessa has been manipulated into becoming a martyr – both by Monica Chatwin on behalf of the Americans and by Jalal El-Amin. Last in the series.

9.00 Kids with Cameras: Diary of a Children’s Ward (S,HD). 3/3. A 13-year-old with cystic fibrosis is determined to use his time in hospital to improve his lungs, while a boy preparing for major surgery films his experience. Last in the series.

9.00 Educating Yorkshire: One Year On (S). See Choices Above.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD). 4/30. More from the house as the famous contestants compete in tasks, rant in the diary room and provide their own entertainment while obeying the Big Brother rules.

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10.00 QI (R,S). 3/18. With Josh Widdicombe, Phill Jupitus and Katherine Ryan. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 Benidorm (R,S,HD). 5/6. The holiday-makers look forward to a 1980s night featuring Bananarama, Madge considers buying a bar and Kenneth takes Gavin on a trip to help him relax.

10.00 First Time Farmers (S,HD). 3/12. Farmer’s daughter Rhi faces a challenge when she is left in charge of her father’s valuable cattle and they take a turn for the worse, while James must make a tough decision.

10.00 Suspects (S,HD). 2/4. Part two of two. The body of a student is found on Crowford Common and his injuries suggest the murderer is the person who attacked Moxton.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). 10.35 Motorway Cops (S,HD). A radio call comes in about a serious motorbike crash that requires the help of the air ambulance, while a speeding driver gives an unusual excuse for providing dodgy details. 11.35 Paycheck (S,HD) (2003). See Choices Above. ●●

11.20 Horizon: Should I Eat Meat? – How to Feed the Planet (R,S,HD). Part two of two. The environmental impact of global meat consumption.

11.40 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

11.05 My Online Bride (R,S). British men heading abroad in search of wives.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). 4/30. CBB companion show.

1.30 Holiday Weatherview (S). 1.35 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Children of Syria (R,S). The lives of six children living in the shadow of civil war. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.35 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Food We Eat: Tonight (R,S,HD). Jonathan Maitland investigates superfoods. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery (R,S,HD). The south-east England regional final. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.05 Worst Place to Be a Pilot (R,S). 1.10 One Born Every Minute USA (S,HD). 2.05 Nigeria’s Hidden War (R,S,HD). 2.55 Are You Addicted to Your Doctor? (R,S,HD). 3.25 Food Unwrapped (R,S). 3.55 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (R,S,HD). 4.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). 5.45 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Revenge Cop Killer: Killing Spree (S,HD). The case of Christopher Dorner who shot several police officers. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Great Artists (R,S). The life and work of Giotto di Bondone. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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GLEE 9pm, Sky1

Part one of two. The lives of the four daughters of the last Tsar Nicholas II – Olga, Tatiana, Maria and Anastasia – who were the most photographed princesses of their day.

ITV2 6.00 The Cube (R,S,HD). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.20 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.40 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,S,HD). 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 11.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 12.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 2.00 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

Artie is making the most of his new-found freedom in New York – especially when he begins to experience a success with the ladies that eluded him in high school. Blaine is jealous of Kurt’s achievements at NYADA, causing a crisis in confidence that leads to some uncharacteristic behaviour.

Sky1

6.00 London Ambulance (R,S). 7.00 Dog Patrol (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 11.00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R,S,HD). 12.00 Sinbad (R,S,HD). 1.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

PAYCHECK 11.35pm, BBC1

FILM PICK

RUSSIA’S LOST PRINCESSES 8pm, BBC2

An engineer carries out a top-secret job on the understanding that his knowledge of the task will be erased from his mind afterwards to protect his employer’s intellectual property. However, waking after the memory-wiping procedure, he is shocked to learn he had somehow agreed to waive the huge payment due to him – and is wanted for a murder he does not remember committing. John Woo’s thriller, starring Ben Affleck, Uma Thurman and Aaron Eckhart.

GOLD 6.00 2point4 Children (S). Bill thinks a vampire is living next door. 6.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Alvin is seen with a mystery woman. 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 4.00 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30 One2Eleven (HD).7.00 WWE: Experience (HD). 8.00 Football Gold (S). 8.30 One2Eleven (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Football Gold (S). 10.30 One2Eleven (HD). 11.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 11.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 12.00 Game Changers (HD). 1.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 1.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 3.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 3.30 Premiership Years (S). 5.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD).

Bridget Jones’s Diary, 9pm

Suburgatory, 9pm

Glee, 9pm

Open All Hours, 7pm

Fight Night, 8pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 1/40. Londoner Tom hopes to find love.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 11/16. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 19/22. Bart persuades his family to go on a cruise.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 14/25. 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 15/25.

6.00 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). A cat that uses a fork to eat. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1/26. A beagle has a battle with a dishwasher.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Patrick’s return spells trouble for Dodger. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 16/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 16/22. Homer attends Alcoholics Anonymous. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5/22. With the voice of Steve Carell.

7.00 Open All Hours (S). 1/6. Granville places an ad in a lonely hearts magazine. 7.40 Open All Hours (S). 2/6. Arkwright misses out on a sales opportunity.

7.00 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine, including highlights of recent bouts and interviews with the stars.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! (R,S). Featuring a spectacular case of stage fright, a shy rhinoceros and a dog with an identity crisis.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 9/24. The group visit Mrs Wolowitz. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/24. Sheldon is bothered by the attention following a scientific discovery.

8.00 Got to Dance (R,S,HD). 3/11. Davina McCall presents as the auditions continue, with more crews, troupes and solo dancers performing for Kimberly Wyatt, Ashley Banjo and Adam Garcia.

8.20 Open All Hours (S). 3/6. Arkwright advertises for a housekeeper.

8.00 Fight Night (HD). Kell Brook v Shawn Porter. Action from the bout for the IBF Welterweight title at the StubHub Centre in Carson, California.

9.00 Glee (S,HD). 16/20. See Choices Above.

9.00 Gavin & Stacey (S). 4/7. The newlyweds argue while on a night out at the bowling alley. 9.40 Gavin & Stacey (S). 5/7. Bryn tries to organise a surprise for Gwen’s birthday.

9.00 Bridget Jones’s Diary 9.00 Suburgatory (S,HD). (S,HD) (2001). A woman 5/13. A docile Noah is begins a new year by released from a courtresolving to find love mandated angerand give up her bad management course. habits. Romantic comedy 9.30 The Inbetweeners based on Helen Fielding’s (R,S). 4/6. The friends go novel, with Renee clubbing in London. Zellweger. Including FYI Daily. ●●●●

BBC3

7.00 Live Women’s International Football (S,HD). Wales v England (Kick-off 7.05pm). 9.00 Our World War (S,HD). A crew storms through enemy lines during the Battle of Amiens. Last in the series. 10.00 Cuckoo (S,HD). Ken defends Steve when he is accused of medical malpractice. 10.30 Siblings (S,HD). Hannah makes a speech at her old school on careers day. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). Stan’s pranks land him in jail. 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 1.00 Siblings (R,S,HD). 1.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 2.00 Our World War (R,S,HD). 3.00 Cuckoo (R,S). 3.30 Siblings (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 BBC Proms Masterworks: Walton & Sibelius (HD). Performances of Walton’s Violin Concerto and Sibelius’s The Swan of Tuonela. 9.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). The expansion of imperialism. 10.00 Francesco’s Italy Top to Toe (R). Rome, Naples and Tivoli. 11.00 Everyday Miracles: The Genius of Sofas, Stockings and Scanners (R). The design techniques used to produce household objects. 12.00 King Alfred and the Anglo-Saxons (R,HD). 1.00 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History (R,HD). 2.00 Infested: Living with Parasites (R,HD). 3.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R).

One to watch

10.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). 6/7. 10.00 Barclays Premier 10.00 Noel Fielding’s Luxury 10.00 Stella (R,S,HD). 6/10. The newlyweds begin Michael asks Stella to League World (HD). A Comedy 2: Tales from leading separate lives. the charity gala dinner, round-up of the latest Painted Hawaii (S,HD). Emma’s flirtation with news. 4/5. Noel is challenged Marcus spirals into to become cool. 10.30 Ringside (HD). Boxing something far more magazine, including 10.35 The IT Crowd (R,S). 6/6. serious and Big Alan is in highlights of recent Douglas hires Jen as his need of a confidence bouts and interviews new assistant. boost. with the stars. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 7/24. The team searches for a group of terrorists.

12.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.55 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With Mikey North, Kirk Norcross, Laura Whitmore and Tom Deacon. 1.40 Hell’s Kitchen Finale (R,S). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). The team hunts for the killers of a former army sergeant. 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 2.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

RADIO

11.10 New Girl (R,S,HD). 11.00 The Magaluf 11/24. Jess considers Weekender (R,S,HD). giving up teaching. 3/6. Two new groups of holiday-makers arrive at 11.40 The Mindy Project the party resort. (R,S,HD). 11/22. Mindy throws an office Christmas party. 12.10 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 12.40 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1.15 The IT Crowd (R,S). 1.45 Rude Tube: Rude Tunes (R,S). 2.40 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.00 Franklin & Bash (R,S,HD). 3.45 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.25 Charmed (R,S). The sisters’ identities are stolen.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Scott Mills. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Matt Edmondson. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 BBC Radio 1’s Residency. 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine. Midnight BBC Radio 1’s Residency. 2.00 Toddla T. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Strong and Sassy – Inspiring Women of Jazz. 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains. 11.30 Listen

to the Band. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival 2014. 1.00pm News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Iceland. 7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 9.25 Proms Plus Literary. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Letters to a Young Poet. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Voices from the Old Bailey. 9.45

11.00 The Royle Family 11.30 Ringside (HD). Boxing Christmas Special (S). magazine. Dave comes up with an idea worthy of Dragons’ Den.

12.25 Little Britain (S). Fat Fighters welcomes a celebrity addition. 1.00 Little Britain (S). Emily and Florence hit the town for a hen night. 1.30 Little Britain (S). 2.00 The Royle Family Christmas Special (S). Dave comes up with an idea worthy of Dragons’ Den. 3.00 Close

(LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Crossing Continents. 11.30 Still Waiting for Godot in Sarajevo? Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Plants: From Roots to Riches. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Man Inside the Radio Is My Dad. 3.00 Open Country. 3.27 Radio 4 Appeal. 3.30 Open Book. 4.00 The Film Programme. 4.30 BBC Inside Science. 5.00 PM. With Eddie Mair 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Susan Calman Is

Convicted. 7.00 The Archers. Roy gives Elizabeth a fright 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 The Awakening. By Kate Chopin, dramatised by Janice Okoh 8.00 The Report. Current affairs 8.30 In Business. The innovative products which promise to transform healthcare 9.00 BBC Inside Science. Presented by Adam Rutherford 9.30 Voices from the Old Bailey. Dramatisation of three murder cases 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. News round-up 10.45 Book at Bedtime: A Song for Issy Bradley. By Carys Bray 11.00 The Show What You Wrote. Sketches based on geography 11.30 The Shared Experience. Fi Glover

12.30 Fight Night (HD). Kell Brook v Shawn Porter. 2.30 Premiership Years (S). The 1994/95 season. 4.30 Rise as One (S,HD). A look back at the 2004 friendly between Haiti and Brazil. 5.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 5.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). and her guests speak mental breakdowns Midnight News. 12.30 Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire. Noon Dominic Laurie. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.00 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

Educating Yorkshire: One Year On (Channel 4, 9pm)

This special programme revisits the charismatic teachers and students who made such an impact on the nation in the reality school show Educating Yorkshire last year. A lot can happen in 12 months, particularly when you’re a teenager. Where are the teachers and students now? Musharaf stole the hearts of the nation last year overcoming his stammer. Now that he’s at college, is he on track to fulfil his ambition of becoming a teacher? Dizzy blonde Sheridan is learning to drive - but will she finally manage to get her elusive grade C in Maths, having resat the exam? The documentary also catches up with head teacher Mr Mitchell and his team (pictured above) as they prepare for the end of term and those all-important GCSE results.

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MATCH OF THE DAY AT 50 10.35pm, BBC1

Celebrating 50 years of the iconic football highlights programme, featuring a look at what has made the show such as success over the years.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Animal Saints and Sinners (S,HD). 11.45 Real Lives Reunited (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.30 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets (R,S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

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CORONATION STREET 7.30pm, ITV

Nick mocks Leanne as she sweeps up outside the kebab shop. Fed up of Maddie giving Simon all the attention, Amy deliberately unties Eccles outside the shop and Deirdre is distraught to discover the dog is missing, while Jim agrees to supply more alcohol to Peter if he can persuade Steve to visit him.

BBC2

6.10 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.10 Fake Britain (R,S). 7.55 The Big Allotment Challenge (R,S). 8.55 Live Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix – First Practice (S,HD). 10.35 The Travel Show (S,HD). 11.00 News (S,HD). 11.30 World News (S,HD). 11.55 Magnificent Monuments (R,S). 12.25 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 12.55 Live Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix – Second Practice (S,HD). 2.35 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 3.00 The Chef’s Protege (R,S,HD). 3.30 Coast (R,S,HD). 4.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

BOOMERS 9pm, BBC1

Joyce organises a special lunch at a gastropub to celebrate Carol and Trevor’s 40th wedding anniversary, but her plans are ruined by the arrival of Maureen and her mother Joan.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Judge Rinder (S,HD). Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. Last in the series. 3.00 Secret Dealers (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 Gift Wrapped (S,HD).

VIRTUALLY FAMOUS 10.50pm, Channel 4

Team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Rosenthal and Stacey Solomon, as well as Bradley Simpson and Tristan Evans from boy band the Vamps. Kevin McHale hosts the zpanel show celebrating the latest viral sensations on the internet.

Channel 4

6.40 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.55 Frasier (R,S). 9.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10.50 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Coverage of the third day of the Ebor Festival at York. 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Extreme Nightmare Neighbours Next Door (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother (R,S,HD). More from the starstudded house. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Cheating Fate (S) (2007). Fantasy thriller, starring Brooke Burns. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The Great British Bake … 9pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

The Singer Takes It All, 9pm

Lost at Sea: Air France 447, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional Programme; Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 5/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 23/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 12/25. An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Patrick’s return spells trouble for Dodger.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Roo collapses while alone in the house. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. 7.30 A Question of Sport (R,S,HD). With James Toseland, John Regis, Eve Muirhead and Neil Lennon. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Young Vets (S,HD). 4/10. Jo Hardy takes on an emergency case with a Chihuahua that has swallowed a fish hook, while Charlie learns how to castrate a stallion using emasculators.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). April goes missing. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 On the Yorkshire Buses (S,HD). The bus company lays on special night services for students as the new term begins in Hull. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Charlie is forced to tell Dot more lies when he receives a message from Nick. 8.30 Scrappers (S,HD). 4/6. Terry and Lyndsay Walker head off on a luxury holiday to Tenerife.

8.00 Mastermind (R,S,HD). 2/31. The specialist subjects are The Thick of It, Eric Clapton, British poetry and TE Lawrence. 8.30 Sweets Made Simple (S,HD). 3/4. Sweets that originated as medicinal remedies.

8.00 The Dales (R,S,HD). 4/12. Adrian Edmondson visits a school preparing for a 500th-anniversary concert. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Carla is furious to discover Maddie has taken her car.

8.00 The Million Pound Drop (S,HD). 7/8. Davina McCall presents a blind-date edition with a twist as one girl is joined by three men who are hoping to both impress her and win the jackpot.

8.00 Lost at Sea: Air France 447 (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Boomers (S,HD). 2/6. See Choices Above. 9.30 Outnumbered (R,S,HD). 2/6. Ben becomes fascinated by the world of psychology.

9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice (S,HD). 3/10. An interview with the baker who was eliminated on Wednesday. 9.30 Gardeners’ World (S,HD). 21/31. Monty Don takes a trip to RHS Hyde Hall in Essex.

9.00 Doc Martin (R,S,HD). 7/8. The doctor becomes convinced something is wrong with him following a chat with his mother, and Mrs Tishell visits the surgery only to find herself falling for Martin again.

9.00 The Singer Takes It All (S,HD). 4/4. Alan Carr hosts the live interactive singing show in which viewers choose who should perform on a conveyor belt and put the best ones through to the next round. Last in the series.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction (S,HD). 5/30. Emma Willis interviews the first evicted housemate – or housemates – as the celebrities continue to cope with the challenges of living under constant surveillance.

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Scrappers, 8.30pm

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Match of the Day at 50 (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.00 Edinburgh Nights with Sue Perkins (S,HD). 3/3. See Choices Above. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 Couples Retreat (S,HD) (2009). Four couples sign up for relationship therapy on a tropical island, but the treatment only serves to drive them apart. Comedy, starring Vince Vaughn, Malin Akerman and Jon Favreau. ●●

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11.35 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus. Ian makes a plan to keep Patrick away from the Square.

11.00 Weather (S). 11.05 Precious (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●●●

1.35 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.40 BBC News (S,HD).

12.45 Sign Zone: The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway (R,S). The construction of a new station at Canary Wharf. Last in the series. 1.45 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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12.50 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

10.00 The Last Leg (S). 4/6. With guest Daniel Radcliffe. 10.50 Virtually Famous (S,HD). 5/8. See Choices Above.

10.35 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (HD). 5/30. CBB companion show, including celebrity guests’ thoughts on the latest developments and behind-the-scenes insights.

11.40 (500) Days of Summer (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.35 Celebrity Big Brother: Live from the House (HD). Events unfolding in real-time at the Big Brother compound.

1.25 Derek (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Inbetweeners USA (S,HD). 2.15 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 3.00 Revenge (S,HD). 3.40 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). Homeowners in Hallam near Bristol. 4.35 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (R,S,HD). 5.05 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.10 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.15 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother: Eviction (R,S,HD). 4.20 Great Artists (R,S). Profile of Leonardo da Vinci. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). A bland property near Leamington Spa, Warwickshire. 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). A cluttered B&B on the Norfolk coast. 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

In your newspaper today Friday’s Western Morning News includes our insightful Westcountry Horses section, plus there’s extensive motoring coverage of road tests, news and more. Westcountry Live! is your essential round-up of the region’s forthcoming arts and culture events. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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LOST AT SEA: AIR FRANCE 447 8pm, Channel 5

In June 2009, an Air France Airbus A330 passenger jet flying from Rio de Janeiro to Paris vanished over the Atlantic Ocean. Based on official reports and eyewitness accounts, this documentary charts the attempts to find the plane, recover the flight recorders and discover the cause of the crash.

Guest Mark Watson gives his thoughts on the Fringe as Sue Perkins presents her final show from this year’s Edinburgh Festival. Featuring live music and performance.

ITV2 6.00 The Cube – Celebrity Special (R,S,HD). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.40 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,S,HD). 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 12.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 2.00 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 London Ambulance (R,S). 6.30 The Real A&E (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog Patrol (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 11.00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R,S,HD). 1.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICKS

EDINBURGH NIGHTS WITH SUE PERKINS 10pm, BBC2

PRECIOUS 11.05pm, BBC2

An illiterate teenage girl tries to turn her life around after suffering years of abuse at the hands of her parents. Drama, starring Gabourey Sidibe.

GOLD 6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). A review of small-screen highlights. 6.25 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Billy recruits for his Merry Men. 6.55 Bewitched. 7.55 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 9.55 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 10.55 dinnerladies (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 4.00 Open All Hours (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.30 One2Eleven: Paul Heaton (HD). 6.45 One2Eleven: Larsson and Baresi (HD). 7.00 WWE: Raw (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Ringside (HD). 12.00 Fight Night (HD). 2.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 3.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 3.30 Premier League Years (S). 5.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

Bridget Jones: The … 9pm

Rude Tube: Rude … 10.40pm

A League of Their … 10pm

dinnerladies, 7pm

Live Top 14 Rugby, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 39/40. A man from London chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 4/16. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 20/22. Homer receives marital advice from a movie star.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 16/25. 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 17/25.

6.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 1/16. Chelsea. 6.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 16/24. Holiday horrors. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2/26. The dangers of indoor skateboarding.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Finn gets a shock. 7.30 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 5/13. A docile Noah is released from his angermanagement course.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 17/22. Homer becomes a union representative. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 6/22. A tree appears in the Simpsons’ garden.

7.00 dinnerladies (S). 5/10. Bren’s past catches up with her. 7.40 dinnerladies (S). 6/10. Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula’s Christmas plans.

7.30 Live Top 14 Rugby Union (HD). Toulouse v Castres (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the French top-flight clash at the Stade Ernest-Wallon.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Full Throttle (R,S). Harry Hill narrates a selection of comical clips filmed by viewers, featuring thrill-seekers, show-offs and painfullooking accidents.

8.00 The Twilight Saga: New Moon (S,HD) (2009). Vampire Edward leaves his human girlfriend Bella. Romantic fantasy sequel, starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. ●●●

8.00 Got to Dance (R,S,HD). 4/11. Davina McCall presents as judges Kimberly Wyatt, Ashley Banjo and Adam Garcia continues their search for the next big thing in the dancing world.

8.20 dinnerladies (S). 7/10. The crew prepares for the millennium dinner.

9.00 An Idiot Abroad (R,S,HD). 8/8. Karl Pilkington is reunited with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to reflect on his journeys to the seven wonders of the modern world.

9.00 Little Britain (S). 3/6. Fat Fighters welcomes a celebrity addition. 9.40 Little Britain (S). 4/6. Emily and Florence hit the town for a hen night.

9.00 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (S,HD) (2004). The hapless journalist’s new romance looks set to be short-lived when she ends up serving time in a Thai prison. Comedy sequel, starring Renee Zellweger. Including FYI Daily. ●●● 10.40 Rude Tube: Rude Tunes (R,S). 5/6. Alex Zane focuses on musicmakers who have shot to stardom thanks to the internet, including George W Bush apparently performing a cover of a U2 song.

10.20 Little Britain (S). 5/6. 10.00 A League of Their Vicky Pollard becomes a Own (R,S,HD). 6/10. babysitter. Sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden, with Doctor Who star Matt Smith, TV host Jonathan Ross and British hurdling champion Perri Shakes-Drayton joining the regulars.

1.00 Big Train (S). Surreal comedy sketches. 1.30 Big Train (S). A potato features in a bizarre tale of romance. 2.00 A Child’s Christmases in Wales. Festive comedy drama, starring Ruth Jones. 3.00 Close

RADIO

12.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.05 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.35 You’ve Been Framed! Harry’s Favourites (R,S). Harry Hill presents his favourite camcorder calamities. 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Scott Mills. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Matt Edmondson. 4.00 Greg James. 6.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 Pete Tong. 11.00 Skream. 1.00am Radio 1’s Essential Mix. 3.00 Annie Nightingale. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Desmond Carrington: The Music Goes Round. 8.00 Friday Night Is Music Night. 10.00 The Radio 2 Arts Show with Vanessa Feltz. Midnight Huey Morgan. 3.00 Richard Allinson.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival 2014. 1.00pm News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Iceland. 7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 10.15 Free Thinking. 11.00 World on 3. 1.00am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 The Reunion. 9.45 (LW) Act of Worship. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Lives in a Landscape. 11.30 My Teenage Diary. Noon News. 12.01

(LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. Consumer affairs 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. Presented by James Robbins 1.45 Plants: From Roots to Riches. Examining how much plant biodiversity is worth. Last in the series 2.00 The Archers. Roy gives Elizabeth a fright 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Brief Lives. By Nuala O’Sullivan 3.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. The horticulture panel show visits Cheshire 3.45 If I Only Had. 4.00 Last Word. Obituary series, with Matthew Bannister 4.30 More or Less. Investigating numbers 4.55 The Listening Project. 5.00 PM. With Eddie Mair 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57

BBC3

7.00 Greg & Jen @ Reading (S,HD). Highlights from the Main and NME/Radio 1 stages. 8.00 Vampire Weekend @ Reading (S,HD). A live performance by the American group. 9.00 Paramore @ Reading (S,HD). The pop-rock trio take to the Main Stage. 10.00 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 10.30 Queens of the Stone Age @ Reading (S,HD). The American rockers headline the Main Stage. 11.50 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.10 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.30 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.55 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 1.15 Siblings (R,S,HD). 1.45 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 2.15 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 2.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra (R,S,HD). 3.30 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Friday Night at the Proms (HD). Andrew Manze conducts the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra in a special concert drawing together four composers whose lives and music were impacted by the First World War. 9.10 The Kate Bush Story: Running Up That Hill. Exploring the pop singer’s career. 10.10 Kate Bush at the BBC. Performances from 1978-1994. 11.10 The Old Grey Whistle Test: 70s Gold (R). Featuring Elton John, David Bowie, Captain Beefheart and Gladys Knight. 12.40 The Kate Bush Story: Running Up That Hill (R). 1.40 Kate Bush at the BBC (R). 2.40 Top of the Pops: 1979 – Big Hits (R).

10.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). John Fendley and Paul Merson present a discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend’s Premier League matches.

11.00 Royle Family Portraits 11.00 Barclays Premier (S). Favourite moments League Preview (HD). from The Royle Family. The weekend’s fixtures. 11.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 5/6. The famous football match between soldiers during the First World War.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Part two of two. The hunt for the black book continues. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S). 2.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

A man looks back on his 500-day-long relationship with the woman he loves. Romantic comedy, with Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

One to watch

11.10 The Magaluf 11.45 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Weekender (R,S,HD). (R,S,HD). 6/10. Extended (R,S,HD). 9/24. Part one 4/6. Two new groups of edition, with Alex Jones, of two. The team holiday-makers arrive at Joe Wilkinson, Danny searches for a book the party resort. Dyer and Miles Jupp. containing top-secret information. 12.30 Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy 2: Tales from Painted Hawaii (R,S,HD). 1.05 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.05 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut (R,S,HD). 4.05 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.45 Charmed (R,S).

(500) DAYS OF SUMMER 11.40pm, Channel 4

Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 The Brig Society. Marcus Brigstocke tries his hand at farming 7.00 The Archers. Roy has some news 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 The Awakening. By Kate Chopin, dramatised by Janice Okoh 8.00 Any Questions? Topical discussion 8.50 A Point of View. Reflections on a topical issue 9.00 Home Front. Parts 11-15/45. By Sebastian Baczkiewicz 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. News round-up 10.45 Book at Bedtime: A Song for Issy Bradley. By Carys Bray. Last in the series 11.00 Summer Nights. Hosted by Evan Davis 11.55 The Listening Project. Members of the public share intimate

12.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 12.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 1.00 Premier League Years (S). 3.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 3.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 4.00 One2Eleven (HD). 4.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 5.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). conversations Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Sam Walker. Noon Dominic Laurie. 2.00 Kermode and Mayo’s Film Review. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

Boomers (BBC1, 9pm)

This comedy series with an all-star cast follows the ups and downs of three couples living in Thurnemouth - Norfolk’s only West-facing resort. Carol (Paula Wilcox) and Trevor (James Smith) have got non-communication down to such a fine art that if Trevor spent a weekend away, Carol wouldn’t notice. But tonight it’s their 40th wedding anniversary. Joyce (Alison Steadman) has organised a celebratory lunch at an upmarket gastropub. Her carefully laid plans are thrown when Maureen (Stephanie Beacham) turns up with her mum, Joan (June Whitfield), who really shouldn’t be drinking. Meanwhile, Carol announces she’s made a decision. One that could ruin not just this anniversary but every one to come - unless Joyce and Maureen can change her mind in time.

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Saturday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

DOCTOR WHO 7.50pm, BBC1

The Time Lord – now played by Peter Capaldi – arrives in Victorian London and finds a dinosaur causing havoc, as well as a spate of spontaneous combustions.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.30 Football Focus (S,HD). 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 12.10 Live Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix – Qualifying (S,HD). Coverage from the Spa-Francorchamps circuit (Start-time 1.00pm). 2.20 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League Final (S,HD). Castleford Tigers v Leeds Rhinos. 5.20 Regional News (S,HD). 5.40 Pointless Celebrities (S,HD).

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ANCIENT EGYPT: LIFE AND DEATH IN THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS 8.15pm, BBC2

Egyptologist Joann Fletcher looks at the lives of ordinary Egyptian citizens 3,500 years ago. In the first of two programmes, she explores the conditions of their tightly packed houses, how they dressed and what they ate. Joann also examines their enthusiasm for interior design.

BBC2

6.35 Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix – First Practice (S). 8.15 Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix – Second Practice (S). 9.55 Live Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix – Third Practice (S). Coverage from the SpaFrancorchamps circuit. 11.10 TBA. 12.10 Talking Pictures (S). 12.50 Film: In Which We Serve (S) (1942). Second World War drama, starring Noel Coward. ●●●●● 3.00 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 4.00 Final Score (S). 5.30 Triathlon (S).

TIPPING POINT: LUCKY STARS 7.45pm, ITV

Comedienne Jo Brand, former England rugby player Ben Cohen and Dragons’ Den investor Kelly Hoppen take turns on the token-pushing machine. Ben Shephard hosts.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S,HD). 9.25 The Hungry Sailors (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.25 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Film: Columbo: No Time to Die (S) (1992). ●● 1.20 Film: The Mighty Ducks (S,HD) (1992). ●● 3.25 Weekend Escapes with Warwick Davis (R,S,HD). 3.55 Film: Murder on the Orient Express (S,HD) (1974). Agatha Christie mystery, starring Albert Finney. ●●●●

THE RESTORATION MAN 7.05pm, Channel 4

George Clarke follows a project to transform a Victorian gate lodge located on the boundaries of a country estate in Surrey. Theatre producer Vanessa Ford Robbins and partner Nik Huddy want to restore life to this fairy-tale building, which has been derelict for nearly 50 years.

Channel 4

6.05 Trans World Sport (S,HD). 7.00 Triathlon (S). 7.55 The Morning Line (S,HD). Racing preview. 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.50 Frasier (R,S). 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.45 The Simpsons (R,S). 1.40 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 4.40 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 5.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 5.40 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Chinese Food in Minutes (R). 10.20 Highland Emergency (R,S,HD). A Coastguard crew battles against treacherous weather. 10.50 Police Interceptors (R,S). 12.50 Film: Guns of the Magnificent Seven (1969). Western sequel, with George Kennedy. ●● 3.00 Film: Monte Walsh (1970). Western, starring Lee Marvin. ●●●● 4.55 Film: The Wizard of Oz (1939). Musical fantasy, starring Judy Garland. ●●●●●

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6.15 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 55/140. Richard Deeping hosts the final party in Leicester. 6.40 Channel 4 News (S).

6.50 Michael Jackson’s This Is It (2009). See Choices Above. ●●●

7.00 Proms Extra (S). 5/7. Including highlights of the Battle of the Bands concert. 7.45 Dad’s Army (R,S). Classic comedy.

7.45 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (S,HD). 8/8. See Choices Above.

7.05 The Restoration Man (R,S,HD). 3/6. See Choices Above.

8.15 Ancient Egypt: Life and Death in the Valley of the Kings (R,S). 1/2. See Choices Above.

8.45 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S,HD). 2/7. EastEnders’ June Brown (Dot Branning) and Blue singer Simon Webbe team up with their relatives in a bid to win £30,000 for their chosen charities. Vernon Kay hosts.

8.00 Grand Designs (R,S). 5/8. Kevin McCloud follows the progress of Daren Howarth and Adi Nortje, who want to build a home made from recycled materials, based on ideas pioneered in New Mexico in the 1970s.

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9.15 Andrew Marr’s Great Scots (S). 2/3. The life of Walter Scott, the prolific novelist and poet who wrote swashbuckling tales of romance and derring-do, and had a lesser-known role as a political fixer.

9.45 Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (S,HD) (1983). See Choices Above. ●●●●

9.00 Red Lights (S,HD) (2012). See Choices Above. ●●

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD). 6/30. Highlights of another day in the celebrity-filled house, including a chance to see the events leading up to the first eviction and what happened afterwards.

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6.20 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Top Tens (R,S).

10.00 The National Lottery Live (S,HD). The all-important numbers. 10.10 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 10.25 Match of the Day (S,HD). Highlights of the latest Premier League clashes, including Everton v Arsenal at Goodison Park. Followed by National Lottery Update.

10.15 QI XL (R,S). An extended version of the quiz with a difference.

10.45 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

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All Star Family Fortunes, 8.45pm

11.50 The Football League Show (S). Including highlights of Ipswich Town v Norwich City.

11.00 Insomnia (S) (2002). Thriller, starring Al Pacino and the late Robin Williams. ●●●●

11.00 Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (S,HD) (1983). Concluded. ●●●●

11.15 Psychopath Night (R,S,HD). Documentary going inside the minds of psychopaths.

11.00 Autopsy: Michael Jackson’s Last Hours (R). 1/3. Dr Richard Shepherd investigates the cases of celebrities who died unexpectedly.

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9.10 Casualty (S,HD). Zoe is feeling the pressure as she celebrates her 40th birthday.

Proms Extra, 7pm

1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.50 Film: The Sheltering Sky (S) (1990). Period drama, starring John Malkovich and Debra Winger. ●●● 3.05 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.30 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

1.05 The Last Leg (R,S). With guest Daniel Radcliffe. 1.50 Homeland (R,S,HD). Carrie learns the CIA can still exert power when needed. 2.45 Homeland (R,S,HD). Carrie puts her mission on the line. 3.40 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Omnibus. Cameron worries about an out-of-control Peri.

12.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Psych (HD). 1.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Make It Big (R,S). 5.15 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.35 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

Saturday 23 Television Guide

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In your newspaper today Saturday’s paper contains a wealth of features, as well as extended news coverage from the region. Our bumper Westcountry Life section is packed with stories from all over the South West. Westcountry Homes, our property round-up of the best homes for sale across the region. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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MICHAEL JACKSON’S THIS IS IT 6.50pm, Channel 5

LIVE FORD SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL 4.45pm, Sky Sports 1

Documentary following the singer rehearsing for his planned 50 shows at London’s O2, before his death in June 2009. Featuring classic hits and interviews with Jackson.

Everton v Arsenal (Kick-off 5.30pm). Coverage of the Premier League encounter at Goodison Park, where two sides with topfour aspirations clash in an intriguing fixture. Everton recorded an impressive 3-0 victory in last season’s corresponding fixture.

ITV2

Sky1

6.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). 8.35 Coronation Street (S,HD). 11.10 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 12.20 Dinner Date: Australia (R,S). 1.20 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! (R,S). 2.20 You’ve Been Framed! Full Throttle (R,S). 3.30 Film: Nancy Drew (S,HD) (2007). Mystery, starring Emma Roberts. ●● 5.25 You’ve Been Framed! Harry’s Favourites (R,S).

6.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 6.50 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 10.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 11.30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 12.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.30 TBA. 3.25 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4.30 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 5.30 Made in Chelsea NYC (R,S).

6.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (R,S,HD). 7.00 The F1 Show (HD). 8.00 Got to Dance (R,S,HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (S). 12.00 WWE Superstars (HD). A round-up of all the latest wrestling news. 1.00 Got to Dance (R,S,HD). 3.00 Planes: Fire & Rescue Special (R,S,HD). Behind the scenes of the animated sequel. 3.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

Conclusion of the original sci-fi trilogy, starring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher.

GOLD

7.20 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 8.20 Bewitched. Endora creates problems for Darrin when she makes his birthday wishes come true. 8.20 Bewitched. When Samantha copies a Parisian couturier’s design for an evening dress, she attracts attention from the female guests at a party held by one of Darrin’s clients. 9.20 Only Fools and Horses (S).

The 100, 8.05pm

Got to Dance, 8pm

I’m Alan Partridge, 9pm

6.30 King Kong (S,HD) (2005). A maverick filmmaker and his cast and crew board a ship bound for a mysterious island – but when they arrive, a giant gorilla carries off their leading lady. As the crew makes its way through the teeming jungle to find her, the director concocts a dangerous scheme to capture the great ape and take it back to New York. Peter Jackson’s remake of the fantasy adventure, starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Andy Serkis and Adrien Brody. Including FYI Daily. ●●●●

6.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 9/22. Jake’s favourite pizzeria burns down.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 7/25. Bart falls in love. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 17/22. Homer must save his marriage.

6.50 Father of the Bride Part II (S) (1995). Comedy sequel, starring Steve Martin. ●●

7.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24. Sheldon looks for a way out of his relationship. 7.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 21/22. 7.30 The Simpsons (S,HD). 21/22. Homer upsets a new neighbour.

8.05 The 100 (R,S,HD). 7/13. Abby guides Clarke through a dangerous medical procedure.

8.00 Got to Dance (S,HD). 5/11. Davina McCall presents as the auditions continue, with dancers performing in front of a judging panel.

9.00 TBA.

9.00 The Full Monty (S,HD) (1997). Six unemployed men from Sheffield decide the only way to earn some money is to become a strip act – for one night only. Comedy, with Robert Carlyle, Tom Wilkinson and Mark Addy. ●●●●●

10.00 Hostage (S,HD) (2005). A former hostage negotiator draws on his old skills to save children held captive in their own home by a gang of crazed delinquents. Thriller, with Bruce Willis and Kevin Pollak. Including FYI Daily. ●● 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24. Howard takes advantage of Sheldon.

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12.15 Film: State of Play (S,HD) (2009). Political thriller, starring Russell Crowe. ●●●● 2.40 The Hot Desk (R). Celebrity interview. 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

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12.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.30 Virtually Famous (R,S,HD). 1.20 Almost Royal (R,S,HD). 1.50 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.20 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.40 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 3.00 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 3.25 Suburgatory (R,S,HD).

Radio 1 5.00am Rob da Bank. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Phil Taggart. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny Howard. 7.00 MistaJam. 9.00 Charlie Sloth. 11.00 DJ Target. 1.00am Diplo and Friends. 3.00 Friction. Radio 2 6.00am Anneka Rice. 8.00 Sounds of the 60s. 10.00 Patrick Kielty. 1.00pm Pick of the Pops. 3.00 Dermot O’Leary. 6.00 Liza Tarbuck. 8.00 Ana Matronic. 9.00 The Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show. 10.00 Sounds of the 80s. Midnight Bob Harris Sunday. 3.00 Richard Allinson. Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Summer CD Review. 12.15pm

Sky Sports 1

8.45 One2Eleven: Gerard Pique and Neil Lennon (HD). 9.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 FL72 Live (HD). Ipswich Town v Norwich City (Kick-off 12.15pm). 2.30 Ringside. 3.30 Legends of F1 (HD). 4.30 Echoes of the Past: Ayrton Senna (HD). 4.45 Live Ford Saturday Night Football (HD). See Choices Above.

Live Football, 4.45pm

8.00 SNF – Game of the Day (HD). Sarah-Jane Mee presents a full re-run of the day’s top Premier League match.

10.20 Saxondale (S). 2/6. Tommy and Raymond prevent a suicide.

10.00 SNF – Match Choice (HD). Sarah-Jane Mee presents extended highlights from the Premier League, allowing viewers to access the latest round of top-flight fixtures.

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 9/23. The team finds a body in a stolen car.

11.00 Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge and Other Less Successful Characters (S). The actor performs in the guise of a selection of his comic creations.

11.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). Ipswich Town v Norwich City.

1.00 I’m Alan Partridge (S). Alan tries to join Norwich’s social elite. 1.30 Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge (S). The Miss Norwich beauty contest. 2.00 Saxondale (S). Tommy and Raymond prevent a suicide. 2.30 Just a Minute. 3.00 Close

12.00 Football: Race for the Title (HD). 1.00 SNF – Match Choice (HD). 2.30 SNF – Match Choice (HD). 4.00 One2Eleven: Joe Cole and Jason Manford (HD). 4.15 One2Eleven: Gerard Pique and Neil Lennon (HD). 4.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 5.00 Rise as One (S,HD).

Music Matters. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Saturday Classics. 4.00 Sound of Cinema. 5.00 Jazz Record Requests. 6.00 Jazz LineUp. 7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 10.15 Hear and Now. Midnight Geoffrey Smith’s Jazz. 1.00 Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 iPM. 6.00 News and Papers. 6.07 Open Country. 6.30 Farming Today This Week. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 Today. 9.00 Saturday Live. 10.30 The Kitchen Cabinet. 11.00 The Forum. 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Bricks and Bubbles. 12.30 The Brig Society.

12.57 Weather. 1.00 News. 1.10 Any Questions? Topical discussion 2.00 Any Answers? Phone-in responding to Any Questions? 2.30 Saturday Drama: The Martin Beck Killings. By Maj Sjowall and Per Wahloo. Dramatised by Jennifer Howarth 3.45 Key Matters. 4.00 Weekend Woman’s Hour. Highlights, with by Jane Garvey 5.00 Saturday PM. 5.30 iPM. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Loose Ends. With guests Robin Hobb and Matthew Parker 7.00 Profile. The personality and motivation of a person making the headlines 7.15 Saturday Review. Cultural highlights on offer at the

Premiere. A paranormal investigator faces unexpected dangers as he tries to prove a famous psychic is a fraud. Thriller, with Cillian Murphy.

BBC3

7.00 Greg & Jen @ Reading (S). Coverage of the festival. 8.00 Foster the People & Imagine Dragons @ Reading (S). Coverage of sets by the American bands. 9.00 Jake Bugg & Bombay Bicycle Club @ Reading (S). Performances from the music festival. 10.00 Arctic Monkeys @ Reading (S). 11.45 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Quagmire accidentally gets married to a prostitute. 12.05 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.50 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 1.10 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 1.35 American Dad! (R,S). 2.00 American Dad!. 2.20 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 2.50 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 3.20 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 Human Planet (R,HD). How people survive living at high altitudes. 8.00 Tales from the National Parks (R). Off-road vehicles cause anger in the Peak District. 9.00 Inspector Montalbano (R). The detective investigates when investor Emanuele Gargano disappears with the savings entrusted to him by the people of Montelusa, while Augello gets cold feet about his wedding. 10.50 Boogie Fever: A TOTP2 Disco Special (R). Featuring George McCrae and Sophie Ellis-Bextor. 12.20 Queens of Disco (R). 1.20 Sounds of the 70s 2 (R). 1.50 Human Planet (R,HD). 2.50 Tales from the National Parks (R).

One to watch

9.00 I’m Alan Partridge (S). 3/6. Alan tries to join Norwich’s social elite. 9.40 Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge (S). 5/6. The Miss Norwich beauty contest.

10.50 What If Special (HD).

12.00 Street Crime UK (R,S). 12.30 Street Crime UK (R,S). 1.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). The Proactive team looks for a burglar. 2.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD).

RED LIGHTS 9pm, Channel 4

Doctor Who (BBC1, 7.50pm)

Edinburgh Festival 8.00 Archive on 4: Vietnam and the Presidents. An assessment of the Vietnam War from the perspectives of three US presidents 9.00 Classic Serial: The Stuarts. Charles II after the restoration 10.00 News and Weather. 10.15 Agree to Differ. A debate on fracking 11.00 Quote – Unquote. With Philip Hensher, Dave Gorman, Libby Purves and Michael Rosen 11.30 Piers the Plowman Revisited. Ian Sansom tries to adapt William Langland’s Piers the Plowman Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Sussex Scandals. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

Radio 5 Live 5.00am 5 Live Science. 6.00 Saturday Breakfast. 9.00 The Danny Baker Show. 11.00 Fighting Talk. Noon 5 Live Sport. 12.45 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2014-15. 2.30 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Rugby League. 4.30 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2014-15. 5.00 Sports Report. 6.06 6-0-6. 8.00 Saturday Edition. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Alan Titchmarsh. Noon Nicholas Owen. 3.00 Jamie Crick. 5.00 Saturday Night at the Movies. 7.00 Alex James’s Date Night. 9.00 The New Releases Show. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

Find a comfy place on (or behind) the sofa as Peter Capaldi steps out of the Tardis and into his first adventure – in Victorian London - as the long-running series’ hotly anticipated twelfth Time Lord. The new Doctor arrives to find a dinosaur on the loose in the Thames, while there is also a spate of deadly spontaneous combustions. The Doctor has changed, so will he and companion Clara’s friendship survive as they embark on a terrifying mission into the heart of an alien conspiracy? Peter, who’;s best known for starring in cult satire The Thick of It, says he was ‘frightened and excited’ at the prospect of becoming Doctor’s newest incarnation: “It’s frightening to take on the challenge of this role, but at the same time it’s exhilarating because you are getting to step out the TARDIS as Doctor Who. And that’s a great position to be in.” 45

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Phil Goodwin finds himself a beer-drinking home from home t’s that time of year again for the annual family holiday to see the relatives in Russia: relief for the wife and a chance for me to be the outsider. Arrangements have been made, the passports dusted off and visas renewed as our summer odyssey begins. The journey to my wife’s city of birth, Sochi (remember the Winter Olympics?) is immense. Complicated by petty prejudices (flying in the middle of the night – me) and irrational fears (flying on internal Russian airlines – her) we find ourselves on a 48-hour trip from Exeter St David’s, via Gatwick to Moscow then overland on a 24-hour, double-decker sleeper train south to the Black Sea resort. Thank God our air-conditioning worked okay – three carriages away in Wagon Nine it was knackered and the temperature was in the mid-30s. Outside the heat was brutal, in the 40s. The lengthy trip through what appears to be an endless forest was spiced up slightly by the brief crossing into Ukraine then a nervous hour or two rattling along the border within mortar shell distance of fierce fighting across the east, the self-proclaimed rebel stronghold. Young James slept through the encounter along with his mum, while I monitored the situation from the safety of the top deck restaurant bar, kept company by ticket holders from Wagon Nine, many of whom had taken to strong drink, mostly cognac, to combat the stifling heat. From what I could see, all the action was inside the locomotive as it made its way south. So we arrived in good spirits and keen to see how the place looks after the Olympics. You really don’t ever want the honour of hosting the festival of winter sports. This once genteel outpost of the empire – Turkey is just a ferry ride away - was turned into a dirty building site with horrendous traffic jams and regular power and water cuts for five or six years while

they built the ski resort and Olympic park from scratch. Imagine building the London Olympic park in Torquay then creating the Alpine resort of Méribel on Dartmoor and you have an idea what $50 billion bought. But now the dust has literally settled, things are quieter, more expensive and still reassuringly odd. Enjoying the rare pleasure of a baby sitter, James was left in the care of Granny Nadya on the second night so we could take a wander along the sea front in peace. We stopped to peruse the menu at the shiny new San Remo complex only to move right along after realising the cheapest beer cost £7 and there didn’t seem to be a bottle of wine under 2,500 roubles (about £40). And so, 1,900miles from home, we find ourselves in an Irish Pub. No fictitious character name, just called Irish Pub. As a Celt and a Catholic I am heartened to see the clover and St Patrick in there. The showroom dummy in kilt and busby, however, left me more than a little confused. But a glass mirror bearing the lion and unicorn crest of the UK? This could be the worst Irish pub in the world. Then, to add insult, “your man” behind the bar sets down my “pint” of Harp a full centimetre short of the half-litre measure. “I’m not having that,” I tell the wife. “Not for five quid.” “Well you better tell him to top it up,” she laughs, refusing to help. I consider threatening the Weights and Measures Act then remember where I am. So I call the guy and give it my best shot in Russian – “Mojna…choot choot yishor” (Maybe, a little bit more). He pulls a face but does it anyway and slides it back. It’s closer but still shy of the mark. “Thanks a million,” I tell him, in my best Dublin accent, just glad I didn’t order the Guinness.

“Your man” behind the bar sets down my “pint” of Harp, a full centimetre short of the half-litre measure.

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#WMNcountryside

WMN

countryside IN ASSOCIATION WITH

AWARDS 2014

Thursday 11th September 2014 St Mellion International Resort

TICKETS ON SALE The Western Morning News is cementing its long relationship with the countryside by launching the newspaper’s first ever Countryside Awards. There are ten categories for businesses, individuals and organisations which operate in the rural landscape and deserve recognition for an exceptional contribution to the countryside.

Categories & Finalists: FARMER OF THE YEAR

FARM PRODUCT OF THE YEAR

John Bellow, Neil Grigg, Clare Parnell

Road Crosser, Bell & Loxton, Dartmoor Farmers Produce

FARM BUSINESS OF THE YEAR

RURAL BUSINESS OF THE YEAR

Devon Grain, Wyke Farms, St Ewe Eggs

Running Deer CIC, The Sign Maker, Bosinver Farm Cottages, Otter Brewery

BEST FARM DIVERSIFICATION PROJECT

BEST LANDSCAPE PROJECT

SW Composting Ltd, Tarka Springs Ltd, Bill Lugg’s Primrose Herd

The Conservation Volunteers, The Lanhydrock Estate, Kierin Richard

BEST CONSERVATION PROJECT

CONTRIBUTION TO WILDLIFE AWARD

Westcountry Rivers Trust, PAPA Pumps, The Conservation Volunteers, James Small

Flight of the Cuckoo, Stover Country Park, Gerald Babcock

BEST RENEWABLE ENERGY PROJECT

This award will be announced on the night

RURAL CHAMPION OF THE YEAR

Bicton EaRTH, Larkbeare Grange, Source Energy

There are still some sponsorship opportunities available. Tickets are £55 each which includes a drinks reception, 3 course dinner & awards ceremony.

Terri Reeves 01752 293174