Solicited Advice

From Pocket

Solicited advice is a weekly column where Massive’s own four-legged Agony Aunty, Pocket, shares her wisdom and experience with you all. She speaks only truths.

Where’s the best value supermarket to shop at? Everything has become so damn expensive. I saw broccoli for $7 at Chaffers New World the other day.

Personally I recommend looking cute for free food. It’s always worked for me. Make sure you wash your hair and you can get all the free food and pats you want, trust me. Sidle up to the peeps with freebies. I heard something about free coffee and bagels in o week at the MAWSA building. I’ll probably be there, helping myself to free kibbles (fyi Whiskas is my fave). If you have to go to the supermarket, try dumpster diving, lots of great barely out of date stuff in there. Last week I jumped into the bins at Moore Wilson’s fish market. That smoked mackerel was

I’m 22 and still on my learner’s license, should I be embarrassed?

Believe me, panic not. I’m 15 human years, that’s 77 in cat years, and I’m still on my learners.

But you’re a human so maybe just grow up?

Do you have a question you’re dying to have answered?

DM Massive Magazine on Instagram or editor@massivemagazine.org.nz and look out for next week’s issue - no question is too difficult for Pocket.