Solicited Advice

From Pocket

Are university clubs any fun? Recommendations?

I’m not much of a team player tbh... but Rock Climbing looks fun. I love climbing stuff. When you all go home, I do parkour on the roof. Anything with free snacks and I’m there. I’m definitely considering the Hunting and Fishing club this year, I could smash a few snapper. Currently, I’m blacklisted on the Wildlife and Conservation Club for bird chasing last year... don’t

Pocket, how do I get my flatmates to do their dishes?

Okay, there’s no easy answer to this, I’m 77 in cat years and I still haven’t figured that out. I think it just comes down to maturity. No matter how many times you send a passive aggressive message in the group chat, nothing will change. So if you are having problems with dishes not being done, I recommend you move out. OR, move your litter box into the kitchen and don’t move it out until they agree to get the pots out of the sink!

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