Sexcapades

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It was the Summer holidays and my boyfriend and I were visiting his grandad’s big old house by the sea in the South Island. We went to an old pub one night while his grandparents were asleep (or at least we thought they were) and after a few pints and glasses of Otago pinot noir, we arrived back at their shack feeling a little... frisky. It was Winter and we also were looking for ways to keep warm, so we jumped onto the couch by the fire and started to get it on. Little did we realise, his Pops was in the kitchen (without the lights on) watching the whole show... we heard him splutter on his tea and that gave it away. I grabbed my clothes and ran into the bedroom red-faced, and I could hear my boyfriend telling his grandad off in the other room. Apparently, his grandad (who had a bit of dementia and poor eyesight) didn’t even realise we were getting it on and thought we were having a ‘nice cup of tea’ too. But definitely will be keeping the door closed next time!