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Contents

02: Editorial

28: Bodybuilding Compprep: Glitter, Sweat, and Tears

04: Letters 05: MASSIVE In Short

30: Estere: Vision and Integrity

07: Wellington Local News

32: Reviews

10: Auckland Local News

36: Travel

12: Manawatu Local News

39: Rep Chic

14: Kingseat: Present

40: Uni Mum

17: Living Costs Too High

42: Ask Guru

20: Orientation Across the Nation

44: Food Blog 45: Expressive Arts

23: Photo feature: Local: A Surburban Exploration

No. 2 / 2015

48: Puzzle Time

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Hello my favourite readers, If this is the first time you’ve picked up MASSIVE Magazine, well done, you’ve made a fantastic decision. You are about to flick through a number of pages that will delight your eyes, open your mind, make you giggle, and possibly even enrich your life. We are your very own student media; we aim to represent the student voice, look at issues from your level, and from different perspectives, and keep you entertained. Although it may seem like light-years ago now, it sounds as though most of you had an enjoyable O-Week. I hope all you “freshers” out there got loose, made some new pals/ potential lovers, and got to know your university like a teenage boy knows his right hand. Almost a month in now, I hope you’ve all settled back in to the uni lifestyle with ease, and I hope you’re all feeling enthusiastic about being back on that study grind. If you are, that’s great; if not, Easter break is just around the corner – hang in there, tiger! It was very satisfying to have the first edition released last month. When I saw people picking up a copy of MASSIVE from around campus and exclaiming their excitement that it’s back in print, I felt so many feels. I have also really appreciated the feedback I have received regarding the first issue; whether it’s negative or positive, it all helps us grow, so keep it coming! As our office is in Wellington, historically we haven’t had as many contributors from the other two campuses. Earlier this month we travelled to Palmerston North to interview No. 2 / 2015

a bunch of local students who were keen to take over Liz Chandler’s role as the Manawatu campus reporter. We found a winner in Carwyn Walsh, and it’s a pleasure to welcome him to the team. Through the interview process we also met some more talented and passionate writers, who we now have on board as voluntary contributors, which I’m super stoked about. I encourage more of you Massey students from all around the country to get involved. Although I’ve spent far too much time in the past few weeks trying to figure out what colour that dress is, I do realise there are far more important issues in the world. I find it crazy that a dress caused so much discussion all around the globe. It would be awesome if people could create such discussion and debate surrounding other issues, especially those affecting students, such as the current low living costs in comparison to the rising rent costs, which we explore in this issue. By raising awareness of these issues through the media, I hope discussion will come about, and from that, change will occur. If you guys want an issue explored in more depth, flick me an email – I’d love to hear from you. This issue is jam-packed with engaging content, and yet again, beautiful illustrations. This month we explore part two of Taryn Dryfhout’s series about Kingseat Psychiatric Hospital, discuss O-Week antics around the country, bring up the ongoing issue of the government not dishing out enough dough, and much more. Enjoy the read! Until next time, Kim Parkinson 3

Editorial + Letters


Letters to the Editor Dear editor,

Hey,

Hello,

I picked up your latest issue, and read

I just wanted to write in and say that I am

When I read the latest issue of MASSIVE, I

the article about Massey changing the

really chuffed that the magazine is back in

noticed there was something missing. I made

designated smoking areas on campus. I

print. I was a student when the mag used to

sure I carefully analysed each page to make

noticed that Massey plans to phase out

be printed, and I did feel like it just wasn’t

sure I wasn’t tripping, but really it just wasn’t

smoking on campus completely. I think this

the same when MASSIVE went online. As

there. I was looking for the Dick Hardy

is unfair, and inconsiderate. What Massey

much as I wanted to keep up with MASSIVE,

section. I used to love hearing all about Dick

doesn’t seem to understand is that most of

it was very easy to forget about checking

Hardy’s antics, they made me laugh, and

us don’t smoke to “be cool” or to try and fit

the website, as it just got lost in the deep

they made me horny; the anticipation of

in, but we smoke because we are addicted.

black-hole that is the internet. It’s awesome

waiting a month between each issue made

I am a mature student in my forties and

that I can now pick up a physical copy when

me incredibly sexually frustrated. I have read

I have been smoking for about 25 years

I come in to uni, and read it when I like. Me

Fifty Shades of Grey, and plenty of other

now – that’s not an easy habit to break, and

and my uni friends enjoyed sitting around in

erotic fiction, but none of it could please me

trust me, I’ve tried. I want to feel comfortable

our break and all having a read. The physic

quite like Dick Hardy could. I used to grab

and accepted at my university. I shouldn’t

al item is special in the way it can be shared

the latest copy of the magazine and feel so

feel like I have to remove myself from the

and in the way that it causes discussion.

naughty sitting in the library, pretending

grounds and stand on the road nearby

Huge thumbs up guys, I look forward to the

to read my textbook, while I was actually

with my pipe. I feel like we should have the

upcoming editions this year.

getting hot and heavy with good ol’ Dick. I

freedom to do what we want, I mean it’s not

Sincerely,

need him to return. Bring him back, and fill

as though smoking is illegal. Massey should

Let’s get physical

this girl with pleasure.

be thinking about us smokers, and how we feel. I’m not trying to be rebellious, I just

Sincerely, Dear editor,

Keen for the D

want to be able to enjoy my study and not

I am a design student on the Wellington

feel judged and excluded from the university

campus, and I was really impressed with

because of an addiction I have to something

the illustrations in the magazine. They were

that isn’t against the law.

eye-catching, and relevant to the issues they

MASSIVE would love to hear from you. You

Sincerely,

were covering - kudos to the various artists

can drop your letters into any students’

Fuming

who created these pieces. As a visual person,

association office, or email them to editor@

I would love to see more artwork included

massivemagazine.org.nz . Alternatively, you

in the magazines in the future. Like many of

could play Harry Potter: pretend the nearest

I just wanna say, I really liked how you

my arty peers, I’m not hugely into reading or

bird you find is an owl, and ask it nicely to

included the events feed in your latest

writing, because of this I sometimes felt a bit

deliver your letter to us, down our imaginary

magazine. As a new student, I didn’t really

overwhelmed by the amount of text on some

chimney. Whatever method you choose, if

know where to go to get myself more

of the pages. I’m not trying to like, takeover

your letter reaches us, and is published, you

involved with the uni. I picked up your mag

the role of the designer, I just feel as though

will win a bag of People’s coffee. To claim

and saw there was a Toastmasters Breakfast

if big chunks of texts were eliminated, and

your prize, flick us an email.

Meeting on the 25th of Feb at the Albany

more white space and visual features were

campus, so I decided to head along. I made a

employed, the magazine would become a lot

joke about how it was funny that I was eating

more visually interesting and welcoming to

toast for breakfast (classic), a few people

read. I did read most of the mag, but there

laughed, and now I have some great new

definitely were a few pages which were a bit

friends. It’s an awesome way to spread the

too daunting for my wee peepers, so I left

word about upcoming events, so keep it up!

them out. Just something to consider for the

Hey guys,

Sincerely, Here’s a toast to you

Everyone’s a winner!

future, I suppose. Sincerely, I love picture books

Editorial + Letters

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Massive In Short O-Week a Loophole for Excessive

on the Overheard@Vic Facebook page that

On the Myth of our “Independence”

Drinking and Partying

a group of students in togas had beaten up a

By Aidan Doyle

By Kehlsi Ramsay

fellow student, in town, after the Toga Party.

As a maritime, trade-dependent state

O-Week is supposed to provide a fun, easy

O-Week in Dunedin, as expected, drew

with very few geopolitical sources of

way to get to know your university, and meet

attention from the media again this year.

leverage and lacking critical economic

new people. The event, created to welcome

With headlines such as ‘ Dunedin O-Week

mass, New Zealand has never been able

students to university, has taken a turn. It

a Festival of Vomit’. Incidents also occurred

to project unfettered external sovereignty.

was once a week filled with orientation

such as the front of a student flat being

You might get that impression though,

activities, on campus, which broke the

seriously damaged after an armchair on the

due to the constant, hyperbolic claims

ice among new students. Around New

porch was deliberately set alight. Known

by elected officials about our foreign

Zealand it is now used as an excuse to drink

for their chaotic street parties, in O-Week

policy of “independence”. The fact is that,

excessively, and party beyond control.

particularly, this year saw a teenage girl

historically, we’ve struggled to maintain

in hospital after she suffered from a head

even a semblance of an independent foreign

annually, at the end of February. The event is

injury, and there were huge amounts of

policy.

said to be for all first-year students and the

broken glass and rubbish strewn across the

occasional second and third-year.

streets. Would’ve these events been as likely

United States’ disavowal of it, and the

to happen if the university replaced the big

significant rupture in diplomatic relations

parties with social alcohol-free events?

that it caused is often said to evidence our

O-Week occurs around the country

This year’s O-Week festivities on the Manawatu campus were made up of six events; only two of them were for all ages.

The culture of university and drinking

Our strident anti-nuclear stance, the

“independence”. That was in 1987. A decade

There was a Hypnotist Show (all ages) Clubs

has altered throughout the years; it has gone

earlier, we took an officially “non-critical”

Day (all ages), Toga Party, Glow Party, Jungle

from having a few beers in order to have a

stance towards Indonesia’s slaughter of one-

Party, and Beach Party. All of the parties

good time, to a box of beer, if not more, just

third of the population of East Timor, which

were held at the local bar, The Barrel, and

for the party to get started. O-Week has

was supported by the United States, and

were R18.

become a way for students to believe it is

enthusiastically cheered on the development

okay to be drinking excessive amounts in

of Suharto’s New Order. A decade earlier

year students would be 18 yet at the time

order to have a good night out, or just to fit

than that, we began our participation in a

of O-Week, therefore feeling left out, not

in with fellow students.

war which brought universal privation and

Aside from the fact, that not all first-

everyone is into the party scene, meaning

Massey in Manawatu has encouraged

misery to Indochina, and sponsored the

they miss out on not meeting as many

students to drink by holding more alcoholic

murderous repression in South Vietnam. We

people as they’d like to. The university is

events instead of non-alcoholic ones.

clearly condemned the downing of flight

encouraging the reputation that university

One way to reduce the level of drinking

MH17 by pro-Russian separatists, but

students already have – as binge drinkers,

at O-Week would be to have more non-

expressed no such outrage over the

and they are supporting the drinking culture

alcoholic events for students, such as

downing of Iran Air flight 655 by a U.S Navy

among young people.

outdoor-movie nights. This way, students

surface-to-air missile in 1988. From Michael

The week doesn’t just stop with the

can feel like they’ve involved themselves in

Joseph Savage’s “where Britain goes, we

events put on by the university. Palmerston

O-Week, without having to feel the pressure

go” sycophancy at the beginning of the

North has a reputation for out of control

to drink.

Second World War, to our anaemic response

partying. By providing four alcohol related

With the support of the university,

events that students can attend, Massey is

students might reconsider their drinking

we’re not independent and we never have

only encouraging this behaviour. When you

behaviour, and could even realise that you

been.

take a big group of nervous new students

don’t need to be under the influence to have

and add alcohol into the mix, there is much

a good night out.

to Israel’s most recent bloodletting in Gaza,

During our U.N Security Council election campaign, these facts were

higher of a possibility of things taking a turn

granted inadequate attention by the New

for the worse.

Zealand media. Our shocking foreign policy

This year saw couches set alight in

record went unscrutinised; our increasing

Manawatu. In Wellington there were reports

accommodation to U.S unilateralism and

No. 2 / 2015

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Massive In Short


our contemptible cowardice over West Papua was left out of the conversation. With our reintegration into the Five Eyes spy network and the establishment of a de facto military alliance with the United States, we have never enjoyed a cosier relationship with supreme power, and our foreign policy compliance to the United States has been a striking feature of the Fifth National Government’s foreign policy orientation. How we vote on the issue of Palestinian statehood, which our Five Eyes partners, including the U.S, continue to hinder the process of, will be a good test of what independence we have left. New Zealand’s current foreign policy calculus, our increasing militarism, and our inaction on the existential threat of climate change, will see us vilified. Today, as a species, we face many seemingly difficult problems, and, as Albert Camus suggested, in such a world of conflict, a world of victims and executioners, it is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners.

Wellington Campus Events Kokiri Ngatahi Kai and Korero: Wednesday, 18.03.2015, 12:00-13:00, Whanau Room * Massey Outdoor Recreation Club: Blackout glow-in- the-dark paintball18.03.2015. Contact MORC@ MAWSA.org.nz for more details. Massey Wellington Life Drawing Club: Every Thursday of the semester, 18:0020:00 Check out www.facebook.com/ groups/MasseyWellingtonLifeDrawing for the location. Anime and Manga Club: Meet Thursdays 17:00 in 5C12. Watch anime, discuss and play games, BAWSSFIT Games: Friday June 12Friday July 10. Register before April 1. Power lifting, bodybuilding and crossfit for anyone who’s keen from beginners to competitors. Contact Lydia@bpmfitness. co.nz for more information. Pasifika Services: Drop in sessions – 11:00-13:00 Location: Fale Pasifika (T33) Critical thinking – March 17, analysing essay question /essay planning – March 24, paragraph writing – March 31. Contact Jasper Luki for more info: jabbuaki@ hotmail.co.nz Free self-defence courses run by Protect

Self-defence: 17.30 – 19.30, March 16, 23, and 30, in the Flax and Fern room. ISOC: Tongarario crossing – Late March. For more information, contact: internationalsociety@MAWSA. org.nz University Rowing Champs: April 3 and 4 .masseyrowingclub@gmail.com Auckland Campus Events Badminton Club: Tuesday, 17.03.2015, 17:30 – 19:30 Recreation Centre Sports Hall Ultimate Frisbee Club: Tuesday, 17.03.2015, 17:00 – 19:00 Recreation Centre Sports Hall * Toastmasters Breakfast Meeting: Wednesday, 18.03.2015, 07:15 – 08:30 Student Lounge ASA Special General Meeting: Wednesday, 18.03.2015, 12:00 – 13:00 Student Lounge * Saudi Club: Thursday, 19.03.2015, 19:30 – 21:30 Recreation Centre Sports Hall * Massey Albany Football Federation: Saturday, 21.03.2015, 14:30 – 16:30 Recreation Centre Sports Hall To find out what’s happening on the manawatu campus, check out the what’s on section of the massey university app.

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Wellington Local News Triple Treat for Clubs This Year

competition, where each clubs’ executive

“community feel” on campus.

Massey Wellington’s Clubs Day went off with

had to convince the audience why they

First-year student, Jack Mayo, says his

a bang, and the club scene only looks set

should join their club. This competition

orientation week at Massey Wellington was

to strengthen, with the addition of two new

resulted in students getting super creative,

one of the most informing and interesting

faces in the MAWSA office, to help develop

making up chants, raps, and poems to get

weeks of his life.

clubs.

the crowd amping.

“I loved meeting heaps of new people

Clubs Development Officer, Anna

Campus Registrar, Deanna Riach,

Hobman, started working with new Club

judged the competition, awarding Massey

Everything was set up really nicely as well

Coordinators, Sarah Grant – a Development

Association of Communication Students

which was nice to see, and the constant free

studies student at Victoria University – and

(MACS) the top prize of $300 to go toward

BBQs were just the sugar on top.”

Roshan Patel – a Masters of Design student

their club.

at Massey – on March 16. Grant applied for the job as she had

and getting shown around campus.

An orientation highlight for Mayo was the

Grant and Roshan loved the vibe on Clubs Day, and took the opportunity to get

Introduction to the College of Creative Arts. “The speakers were very good, and that

worked in community development roles

to know a lot of people in the clubs, and

event is also where I met some of my new

in the past, and was eager to work with

build relationships.

best mates! Something about it was just

students, and experience the new and different audience.

To get involved with clubs, email clubs@ mawsa.org.nz. Or visit the clubs team in

beautiful I guess.” Schlup had also heard rave reviews about

the MAWSA office. Contact hours: Sarah –

the college welcomes, which she heard were

bigger demographic, but at a university you

12-4 Monday and Thursday, Roshan – 12 -4

much stronger this year.

have a captive student audience already

Wednesday and Friday, Anna - Tuesday and

here, “Grant says.

Friday morning.

“It’s harder to find an audience within a

lecturers were stronger. There was also a joint welcome for students in the Business,

Patel applied as he was interested in developing clubs and organisations to be the best they can be. Hobman says the benefit of having three

“The connections with students and

Orientation a Success According to Acting Student Life Coordinator, Hayley Schlup, this year’s

and Humanities Schools, which worked particularly well.” To improve O-Week, Mayo suggested

people on the clubs team is that each team

Orientation, which focused on community

bringing in a more recognised artist to

member has different skills, abilities, and

and connection, was “hugely successful”.

perform a show. With more funding this

The orientation activities included

could be done, as well as MAWSA being able

college welcomes, an outdoor movie night,

to provide free tickets to the gigs in town, as

marketing, Sarah has lots of energy for

BBQ’s, games, live music, educational

opposed to just discounted ones.

community development and events, and

workshops, and more. Massey @ Wellington

I’m supposed to be doing more of the staff

Students’ Association (MAWSA) also put

funding she received to run the first-years

assistance side of things.”

on the Freshers Party and Giveaway Day,

O-Week activities.

interests. “Roshan is a whiz on social media and

Schlup says she was satisfied with the

and supported gigs in town such as Lunice,

She says next year, she would think

to organise Clubs Day, which was held on

Awesome Tapes from Africa, Drax Project,

more carefully about when to hold certain

March 4. The event was buzzing, with the

and Twrk.

events, to ensure the highest level of student

The new clubs team worked together

live brass band setting up the carnival

As it was the first Orientation that Schlup

engagement as possible. For example,

was involved with, it was harder for her to

this year, the outdoor games were held in

judge, but the main feedback she received

the afternoon, the sun was blazing at this

heaps of sign-ups, and lots of freebies on

was that it was a really good vibe this year

point, meaning not as many people joined

offer, including candyfloss, icecream, and

compared to other years.

in, as they were simply too hot and wanted

atmosphere. There were plenty of enthusiastic clubs,

popcorn. A highlight of the event for the team was the newly introduced club speech

No. 1 / 2015

She thinks this is due to the increase in on-campus events, such as the Outdoor

shade. She would also give away more food, because “who doesn’t like free food?”

Movie Night, which created more of a

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Wellington Local News of the student voice, across all disciplines of

hipsters floating about, and doing things

In 2013, there were 12 Class Advocates

the university, and they provide feedback on

differently.

representing the Wellington campus, in 2014

behalf of their class.”

Class Advocate System Flourishes

there were 72, and now, at the beginning of 2015 there are 104 Class Advocates. Student Advocate, Sarah Miller, says that

The Class Advocates meet once a month,

the cat. Pocket visits the MAWSA office

and present Miller with a Monthly Report.

every day, to sleep on the couch, and meow

The Monthly Report discusses any issues

for food.

the Class Advocate system “really kicked off

that a class may have, and would like to be

last year” due to the help of Education Vice-

resolved.

President, Maia Visnovsky.

One of these alty young thangs is Pocket

Miller then discusses these issues in a

Most mainstream cats have a tail, ears, whiskers, and a collar. Pocket has all of the above, aside from a collar. Pocket won’t be

bi-monthly meeting with Campus Registrar,

seen as mainstream, and simply refuses to

vice-president in 2014, she realised there

Deanna Riach. From there, they work

wear a collar. She did it before it was cool –

was a big hole within Massey Wellington’s

together to provide solutions.

Local cats around the Mount Cook area have

When Visnovsky became the education

advocacy system.

Following the rape incident, near campus,

been seen shedding themselves of their

in 2014, student safety became a huge issue,

collars too; with a trend on the rise, Pocket

Advocate per year, per major, which meant

with the Class Advocates discussing ways

certainly led the way on the catwalk.

there were only a total of 12 advocates

in which students could feel safer. Based on

With no collar, Pocket’s origins are a

for the entire student population on the

this discussion, Miller has worked with Riach

mystery. No one in the MAWSA office knows

Wellington campus – and that’s just not

to organise self-defence workshops, which

where Pocket goes at night, or if she even

enough representation,” Visnovsky said.

will happen throughout this year, and will be

has a home.

“We had a system of having one Class

With the help of Miller, she made it her

open to all students.

A campaign was posted on the MAWSA

Miller says the benefits of being a Class

Facebook page, calling for someone to

Class Advocate system throughout the

Advocate include: the chance to gain great

donate a collar to Pocket. The idea was

campus.

job skills, the opportunity to make your class

that a MAWSA staff would attach a note to

and university the best that it can be, and

Pocket’s collar, so that if she went home,

the free pizza at the meetings.

the owner could write back and let MAWSA

project to build up a really comprehensive

Visnovsky talked to the education vice president at Victoria University to see what system they had, and then started working

If you are interested in becoming a Class

to see how Massey could create a similar

Advocate, email Sarah at advocate@mawsa.

system.

org.nz, or Maia at evp@mawsa.org.nz

That new system involved recruiting

Free self-defence courses run by Protect

know where she came from. The first campaign brought immediate success, and MAWSA attached the collar and let Pocket out to roam the streets.

more people, keeping up strong

Self-defence, 5.30 – 7.30, March 16, 23, and

Pocket soon dampened the celebration when

communication, and having consistent

30, in the Flax and Fern room.

she reported back to the office less than an hour later, with a bare neck and no care in

meeting times. Miller says Class Advocates add huge

Wellington’s Hipster Campussy

value to the university, and notes that the

Massey Vice-Chancellor, Steve Maharey,

lecturers and students have really started to

has described the Wellington campus as the

origins, and the missing collar, Pocket said

see the importance of having them.

“boutique campus” and Wellington certainly

“meow”, and strutted right out of the office.

“They [Class Advocates] represent a pull

the world. When asked about her identity, her

lives up to that name, with many ‘alty’

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Albany Local News

Julia Braybrook

Student Accommodation

people do respect the rules and regulations

clubs they can create an amazing campus

Opens on Campus

because then everybody gets to enjoy the

atmosphere.

Student life on the Auckland campus has received a boost, thanks to the recently

environment.”

“University is the most care-free time

While there were about four or five beds

of our lives. While we don’t yet have the

opened on-campus student accommodation.

still available in the Halls of Residence, there

responsibility of life that awaits us, clubs

The new $26.2 million dollar development,

would be another 70 beds for short-term

enable us to have fun, enjoy life and build

which is located behind Student Central, was

accommodation once Weka was finished.

relationships with people who share a

blessed by Ngati Whatua on February 15, and

According to Davies, “we imagine that when

common interest.”

will be officially opened on March 27.

Semester Two comes, we’ll get at least part

Comber said that in terms of events for

of it full, and certainly as we go on to 2016,

this year, “the MACS Executive is working

Davies, said the difference that the

we have every expectation the village will be

behind the scenes to bring students a great

accommodation has made to the campus

chockablock.”

range of guest speakers throughout the year,

Auckland Campus Registrar, Andrea

and also fun social events.”

was already clear. “It doesn’t matter what time of the day it is now, there’s people around...Student Central’s social area upstairs is just abuzz all the time...and at the core of it is the accommodation students. “How many universities have you got where you can walk into the student heart and you walk through Student Central and you’re right into the heart of the Village... we’re just so lucky.” She added that feedback she had received “has been absolutely positive.... we’re very, very pleased.” While reaction from the general public was expected once the accommodation was officially opened, Davies said that “as far as parents go...they were blown away.” Davies said that while there were “teething problems” in the completion of the project, “as far as the students arriving and being settled into their rooms it just went like clockwork, it was a real credit to all the people involved.” When asked about concerns about drinking on campus, Davies said that there were strict rules in the accommodation handbook about alcohol, including alcoholfree days and alcohol consumption limited to social areas. While she acknowledged that “alcohol’s always an issue, especially with young people...so they’re always going to push the boundaries,” she said that “we’ll start out how we mean to go on, so we’re going to be quite strict and make sure

Local News

Clubs see Boost in Student Engagement

Guest speakers would be visiting the campus as part of the MACS Speaker Series.

2015 is shaping up to be a big year for clubs,

Comber said that the first speaker would

after a busy Clubs Day, which was held on

be Simone Bell, from PRINZ, who would be

February 25.

speaking to students about “best practice

Massey Association for Communication Students (MACS) 2015 President, Ellen Comber, said that student engagement in clubs makes “a huge difference”. “Students are clubs, and clubs rely

communication and the benefits of a PRINZ student membership.” Comber said that this year they aimed to “build a strong Executive Committee” and also hoped to “offer students a mix of

on a dialogue with members to create

educational and social events, and establish

opportunities that will benefit all those

a relationship with the Public Relations

involved....student engagement gives

Institute of New Zealand (PRINZ) that

students a voice, and in turn [gives] clubs

benefits both students and PRINZ”.

the ability to offer students the opportunities they deem valuable.”

According to Benefeld, the aim for this year was “for students to achieve a better

Albany Massey Engineering Students’ Society (AMESS) Secretary, Nastassja

understanding of AMESS as a club, whether they be engineering or not.”

Benefeld, said that student engagement was

Benefeld said that AMESS planned

something they “actively work to accomplish,

to “hold more frequent events such as

improve and never stop improving.” She

monthly BBQs which will be open to all

added that student engagement definitely

AMESS members.” She added that “having

makes a difference because it ensures that

successfully hosted the O-week traffic light

the club stays up to date with what the

party, we would like to host more AMESS

student members want.”

parties, such as the Onsie party last year.”

Comber encouraged students to get involved with clubs as they provided “great

Cultural Cranes Challenge

networking opportunities” for students with

The 1000 Paper Cranes Challenge came to

shared interests, and that “most importantly,

Massey’s Auckland campus this orientation.

[clubs] create a sense of community on the

The challenge, which was organised by the

Massey campuses.”

Albany Students’ Association (ASA) and

Benefeld said that “club involvement

ran from February 23 to February 25, aimed

promotes the student experience...through

to have a thousand paper cranes made by

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students. Although the challenge fell slightly

installation of the cranes meant that

short, with students making approximately

students would “be able to look at it

who is a second year Communications

900 cranes, the finished cranes will

and it would be beautiful, it would be

Management major, said that she “became

eventually be displayed as a semi-permanent

representative of something meaningful.”

a Massey Guide to have fun with the new

art installation at Student Central.

Lyall added that “it gets [students] engaged

students and make them feel at home so they

and involved and doing something, but also

don’t feel alienated.” Kendra Stone, who is a

ordinator, Penny Lyall, the challenge was not

the longstanding implications you know,

second year Public Relations major, said that

only to make a thousand cranes, but to have

I’m part of this university...I’m part of this

she became a guide, as she wanted “to show

each crane represent the student’s country

and I fly.”

other students how amazing Massey is and

According to ASA Advocacy Co-

of origin, with different colours for each

First time Massey Guide, Lana Joy Behr,

to help them with their journey in studying at

country, such as black for New Zealand and

Massey Guides “Appreciated”

red for China. While Lyall said the logistics of

at Orientation

this university.” In an email, Cecilia Cho, who returned as

sourcing the paper and allocating colours to

New students to the Auckland campus

a Massey Guide from last year, said that she

the different countries had been “massive,”

“really appreciated” the Massey Guides

wanted to return this year, as she “enjoyed

she said it was “an initiative to engage

at this year’s orientation, according to

[her] time as a Massey Guide last year

students and to show what a diverse cultural

Acting Student Life Co-ordinator Kristina

and wanted to continue being part of the

mix there is [on the Manawatu campus].”

Montgomerie.

community where people are passionate on

Having run “one of the best orientations

helping first year students being settled.”

available to help students, as well as

we’ve ever had,” Montgomerie said that new

A third year Accounting major, she added

instruction sheets. Lyall said that it was

students were “really happy with being able

that she became a guide because “on my

“a small individual challenge for students

to get to know somebody who’s been on

orientation day, I found Massey Guides

to learn how to make a crane...the bigger

the campus before and kind of earn some

extremely helpful. I wanted to help new

challenge is to get 1000 cranes and by

tips and tricks from them.” She added that

students who might feel lost or intimidated on

achieving small challenges, we are able

she had received “overwhelmingly positive

their first day.”

to achieve big challenges so that even

feedback” from staff and students, who said

symbolically this is the beginning of an

that orientation went “really well on the day.”

of Business Representative in last year’s

While the 45 new guides outnumbered

Albany Students’ Association elections,

Several trained “craneologists” were

achievement.”

Cho, who was also elected as the College

the nine returning from previous years,

said she would encourage other students

often it’s associated with peace, so I just

this year’s batch of guides included a

to become part of the Massey Guides team,

wanted a sense of a cohesive community

diverse range of students, from biology to

as she thought of “Massey Guides as a role

and students brought together....and for it to

dance majors. Montgomerie said that she

model in a way for new students.”

be a message not only about the university,

was “really happy” with the new Guides,

but because [the ASA is] doing it, that we’re

adding that numbers were up from the 48

and shows how students can be involved with

here for you.”

Massey Guides in 2014 and that there were

university events and embraces the culture of

“definitely more new students that last year.”

helping each other out at Massey.”

Lyall said that she chose cranes as “quite

She said that the planned yearlong

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Freshers Lap Up O-Week in Palmy

that his birthday was the following week,

Club. For all the equine-lovers (that’s horses

The time-honoured tradition of O-Week has

after O-week. Nonetheless, the two made

for the laymen), there’s a group for you too.

been and gone for another year at Massey’s

the most of week and enjoyed the student

Anyone keen on organised violence will be

Palmerston North campus. Twelve days

activities and freebies on offer.

glad to know that even you have a group of

of frivolity kicked off on Monday February

O-Week seems to have successfully

fellow pugilists awaiting you in the Mixed

introduced all first-years to their new city

Martial Arts Club. If you love yourself a bit

of study. New friends have been made and,

of Latin poetry, then, as per usual, I’m afraid

Massey in Palmerston North this year, the

perhaps, new flames discovered. With the

there isn’t a club for you.

week offered a chance for them to acquaint

clouds of alcohol lifting from many a weary

If you happened to miss the Club Day this

themselves with their new surroundings,

mind, the academic year now looms ahead.

semester, then don’t lose all hope. There is

16 and ran through to Saturday 28. For the many first-years who arrived at

a link available on the MUSA site that lists

prepare for their looming studies and, with or without the influence of a beverage or two, make some new friends. Orientation Week is also the ideal

Club Scene Buzzing in Palmy

all of the various groups on campus you can

Like many universities, Massey in Palmerston

join. You can also attend the next Clubs Day

North welcomes all sorts of students with all

on Wednesday of next semester.

environment for those out there who enjoy

kinds of interests. Catering to this diverse

freebies. All sorts of free tat were offered to

range of tastes is a wide array of student-run

students, with pens, condoms, and wall-

clubs and societies that offer students with

planners being particularly sought after

specific interests a place to mingle and make

Following many terrorist atrocities

items.

friends with their fellow-enthusiasts.

committed recently by Islamic State

All is Well with Massey’s Muslim Society

and their various affiliates, the Muslim

Of course, the serious business of party-

On February 25, Club Day was held on

going took precedence for many of the first-

the Concourse with clubs vying with each

Community could rightly feel a wee bit on

years who were keen to taste the unique

other for the attention of new and returning

edge. Not so for members of the Massey

delights that Palmerston North has to offer.

students. Leaflets and free lollies were

Muslim Society, based on the Manawatu

With many hostels operating under a booze-

doled out to those walking about and free

campus.

ban, the infamous Palmy drinking den known

demonstrations were also on display. Held in

as The Barrel offered a generous spread of

the midst of O-Week, if you’d had a big one

Muslim Community at the Islamic Centre,

exotic-themed soirees.

the night before, you may have missed the

located on campus, to see how they were

chance to see just what an impressive range

feeling following the rise of Islamic State

of clubs there are at Massey.

around the world.

A.J. America (possibly not his actual name), a smooth-talking Californian Biology student and self-proclaimed ‘party-

The various representatives of the wide-

I went along for a chat with Massey’s

Charming and overwhelmingly friendly,

connoisseur’, found the whole week to be

range of clubs and societies packed in for a

the lads at the Mosque were happy to

an exhilarating experience. He particularly

meeting on March 3 in the Student Lounge

help me in my search for Rashad Syed, the

enjoyed witnessing a couch set alight down

to bounce ideas off of each other and

acting president of the society. Rashad,

Ada Street on Monday night and, along with

listen to various people keen to help them

an Indian gentleman studying towards a

Hunter from Gisborne, agreed that the Toga

out. In sweltering heat, Massey University

PhD. in Bio Technology, agreed to talk and

Party on the 28th, was the best of the many

Students’ Association (MUSA) President,

brought along another society member, Asif

parties. The toga seemed to be a fitting

Linsey Higgins, welcomed everybody along.

Zia, another PhD student, originally from

piece of attire for a party that, by the sound

Her welcome was followed by introductory

Pakistan.

of it, enjoyed all the debauchery and chaos

messages from the Palmerston North District

of the Fall of Rome.

Council, some lady from ASB, Campbell from

pointed out, is feeling very comfortable

Sport Manawatu and everyone’s favourite

with life on campus in Palmerston North.

disc-jockey, Dave from Radio Control.

The recent rise of Islamic State is of little

The partying aspect of the week was sadly missed by two other students, Josh and Ben, who both shared the unfortunate

With approximately forty different clubs,

The Massey Muslim Society, as Rashad

concern to the society’s members, as the

distinction of being only seventeen. Josh,

there truly is something for just about

university staff and fellow students have

a Resource and Environmental Planning

everyone. If Connect-Four or Battleship is a

been overwhelmingly supportive of them.

student, was particularly unlucky given

fancy of yours, then there is a Board Game

Following any atrocity committed by

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Liz Chandler terrorists, it’s the Muslim Community who

in one hour, smashing the previous record of

said that the builder was given a deadline of

often feel the most outraged. Both Asif and

289 people.

February 1, 2015, to complete the houses and

Rashad have received emails from friends

Breaking world records is becoming the

they were all ready on time. These houses

and the university to check in on them,

norm for students at Massey’s Manawatu

have all been tenanted off, and have a wait-

which they appreciate greatly.

campus, during Orientation Week. 2013’s

list to get into them.

Rashad pointed out that those fighting

Orientation Week saw an attempt at another

In her opening address, Higgins stated

for Islamic State number less than a million

world record. More than 620 Massey

that “housing quality is an issue that MUSA

out of the one billion Muslims worldwide.

students, staff and passers-by gathered on

felt strongly about, which is why we have

This small group is a mere grain of sand in

the campus’ Concourse to break the apple-

invested so much time and energy into

the grand scheme of things. This point has

bobbing world record. The previous world

it.” She paid tribute to a range of people

obviously been noted by Massey’s staff and

record stood at 597 people bobbing at one

including the building contractor, whose

students who continue to support Muslim

time in Jackson, Ohio, USA.

team had been working on this project and

students and members of the faculty.

In 2012, Massey student, and rising

previous MUSA housing projects for several

javelin thrower, Ben Langton Burnell, tried

years. She also praised Pauline Karam, the

more than respond to pesky reporters

his hand at a world record for throwing a

MUSA Property Manager who had been

from MASSIVE enquiring after their thoughts

cellphone the furthest. Ben successfully

working closely with the building team

on a war in the Middle East. Last year they

threw a phone the length of an athletic field

throughout the whole project.

helped fundraise for Multiple Sclerosis and

for a new world record. The previous world

they often organise educational seminars

record was 102.68 metres; Ben threw ‘his’

student days and commented that it was “a

for the general public on a wide-range of

phone 18 metres further.

badge of pride to live in one of the [grotty]

The Massey Muslim Society do a lot

scholarly topics. On campus, in April or June (they haven’t

However, it is not just a matter of doing

Steve Maharey referred back to his

flats for one year.”

the event, whether it is watersliding, apple-

The section has six 4-5 bedroom houses

decided just yet), they’ll be holding an event

bobbing or throwing a cell phone. Justices

on the site, which previously contained four

to celebrate World Muslim Day. This is a

of Peace had to attend each event and

older style MUSA houses. These new houses

chance for the society to meet and mingle

complete paperwork to send to the Guinness

are the culmination of a project that MUSA

with students and staff and educate them on

World Record officials.

had to upgrade their property portfolio to

their beliefs, faith, and culture. Take it from

Next year’s intake of first year students

ensure healthy accommodation for students

me, they’re a lovely bunch and I’m sure you’ll

have a tradition to live up to of breaking

while they are studying in Palmerston

see this if you go along.

world records – no pressure!

North. These flats, and the other ones that MUSA have built recently, provide quality

Students Slide into Record Book

New Student Cribs

accommodation for students, which benefits

On Friday, February 20, students from the

Six new student houses were opened in

their health, their studies, the university, and

Manawatu campus made an attempt at

Morris Street on February 14, by Massey

the community as a whole.

breaking another world record. Students

University Students’ Association (MUSA)

gathered at the Lido Pool to try and break

President, Linsey Higgins, and Massey Vice-

commitment just made, the association

the world record for the most people down

Chancellor Steve Maharey.

had no immediate plans for another

a waterslide in one hour. 306 Massey students went down the 24-metre waterslide

The opening was the culmination of an eight-month project on the site. Higgins

Higgins said “with this financial

development.”



Kingseat: Present

Taryn Dryfhout

Even during daylight, the eerie grounds of Kingseat Psychiatric Hospital are silently unsettling. Entering this ghostly compound, it’s not hard to see why the grounds, of what once was Kingseat Hospital, have become a spectacle for tourists and locals alike. Welcoming me was the unnerving sound of a dog howling, the sinister sight of ominous birds perched on dead trees, and a sign that reads ‘we eat the locals’. I’m suddenly wishing I hadn’t chosen to stay up late last night watching the 2005 remake of Asylum. Since Kingseat’s former glory as a world-class mental treatment facility, the abandoned complex has been used in a number of ways including in films, TV shows, radio, public events, and as a great location for teenage driving lessons. A large amount of the buildings have also been occupied by businesses, as well as private dwelling. In a list of the ‘Top 10 Haunted Spots in Aotearoa’, an article on Stuff.co.nz declared Kingseat the number one haunted site in New Zealand – a title which has attracted the attention of businesses playing on its history, such as Spookers.

awareness of tikanga Māori in order to manage and oversee issues surrounding tapu. Spookers employs almost 200 staff and is currently recruiting new people for their horror characters. Though Spookers maintains that nobody has ever been hurt, both staff and visitors have had their share of experiences which range from the ghostly to the outright bizarre. Reports from actors who work at the attraction include people claiming to have their hands held by an invisible presence, sighting ghostly apparitions and hearing music being played in rooms that have no occupants, and sometimes no electricity. It’s hardly shocking to learn that Spookers has lost staff due to incidents such as these. One actor, a self-confessed ‘skeptic’, witnessed a mattress levitate off the bed and follow them out of what is known as ‘the nanny room’ and into the hall. Julia, who was called to the incident immediately, states that upon arrival she was physically unable to enter the room, due to a force that cannot be described. Another staff member, Gloria Tahana, describes herself as very ‘in tune’ with paranormal experiences and for this reason is often consulted on matters relating to paranormal episodes at Spookers. Having lived and worked onsite for the past decade, Gloria knows first-hand that Kingseat experiences more than its fair share of supernatural occurrences. Gloria, and her daughters who are also employed at Spookers, have encountered a range of eerie experiences including shadowy presences, head-crushing pressure and very tangible apparitions. These include sightings of a matron walking the halls, and a 10-year-old boy donned in a hospital gown and clutching a teddy bear – a disturbing account in view of the fact that a child of this description is known to have passed away at Kingseat under mysterious circumstances. Visitors regularly claim to have had paranormal experiences, so much so that it has become underwhelming for the staff at Spookers to hear, but one wonders what quantity of these experiences are bona fide, objective occurrences and how many were brought about by a deep desire to experience something. It has been a resounding rumour for months that Spookers have plans underway for a site in Australia, but the details surrounding that are being kept under wraps. Julia states that: “…an Australian location is in the works, but as for the rest….you will have to wait and see.”

Spookers The former nurses hostel, and arguably the most haunted building onsite, is home to Spookers; a haunted-house-type tourist venture that occupies a significant area of the grounds due to its add-on attractions including ‘CornEvil’ and ‘The Amazing Maze ‘n Maize’. The Spookers attraction itself is a live walk-through experience in which participants are considered ‘victims ‘and move through live action haunted houses and outdoor sets. Spookers claims to be the only haunted ‘Scream Park’ in Australasia, and has been named the number one haunted attraction in the Southern Hemisphere by Tourism NZ. Many of the special effects that can be seen at Spookers are the work of Weta Workshop, making Spookers a prominent stop for tourists who come to Auckland. Julia Watson, Managing Director and co-owner, describes Spookers as a family business, born out of a smaller venture. With their Bay of Plenty Maze and CornEvil earning peak time queues of over two hours, it was decided that a space was needed that could accommodate the current attractions, as well as an indoor attraction with the horror themes that were drawing in large audiences. With the outdoor attractions being subject to weather and season, the Watson family also decided that an attraction was needed that could cater to the public year round. A coincidental drive past Karaka and a timely ‘For Lease’ sign saw the Watson family moving their business to, unbeknownst to them at the time, the most haunted site in New Zealand. Much controversy and debate arose regarding this relocation and public outcry almost compelled Julia to change her mind about the move: “I didn’t want to upset people, so we decided that if we ultimately decided to relocate, a conscious effort would be made to avoid asylum themes - padded rooms etc. - within our attraction.” Local Māori possessed their own feelings about Kingseat’s transformation into a horror attraction. Julia asserts that kaumatua bless Spookers regularly, and that all staff have an

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Asylum Paintball Park Inhabiting two prominent buildings within Kingseat is the Asylum Paintball Park, which opened in 2013. Asylum Paintball operates out of two of the smaller, but most horrific buildings within the complex, known as the maximum security buildings, which housed the criminally insane. The two red-brick buildings are connected by a cage tunnel and surrounded by an iron fence, which looks more robust than the one used in Jurassic Park. These buildings hold multiple paintball fields that run both indoors and outdoors, as well as facilities such as meeting rooms and barbecue areas, creating an all-weather arena and claiming the title of New Zealand’s only ‘haunted’ paintball

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field. While this venue is well on the way to becoming New Zealand’s capital of paintball, one cannot escape its chilling history. For Asylum co-owner, Michael Earley, the name ‘Asylum’ is a play on the history of Kingseat, as well as possessing a double meaning: “Asylum invokes ideas of our place as a sanctuary or a haven. A place for paint-ballers to come and seek asylum from their busy lives.” Michael is careful not to poke fun at Kingseat’s distressing past, and has empathy for the stigma that has come to surround the property, and the people who have come to resent the amusement that is being exploited through the history of this place. The outdoor arena, set inside a cage, has an eerie, postapocalyptic feel, playing on the nature of the abandoned buildings and on the people that once inhabited it. The buildings used to house the criminally insane, and were reserved only for those who were a threat to themselves or others. This meant that patients were restricted to a life inside cages and cells, with the entire layout resembling a prison rather than a mental institution. The corridors into the main paintball rooms are lined with solid metal doors containing a small window roughly the size of a greeting card near the top, and several locks to ensure it remains closed. Spending time at Asylum is very different from being at Spookers, as the horror is not being exaggerated here or embellished for entertainment- the unnatural, disconcerting feeling that washes over you when you move through these buildings are simply a side effect of the reality that was life at Kingseat. Before Asylum moved in, the villas occupied by the paintball business had been abandoned, and the scars of this forsaken building are still hauntingly present. Asylum employee, Anton, reveals that the villa was deserted so quickly that when they took over the premises they were left to clean up medicines and medical records that had been left when the buildings were vacated 20 years earlier. One of these documents is now immortalised on their foyer wall, as a tribute to what once was. While Asylum Paintball Park does not cite any personal paranormal experiences, co-owner, Michael, does state that he is apprehensive to roam the grounds at night. There is also an overwhelming number of accounts from employees, patrons and ‘ghost-hunters’ who all claim to be unable to use technical equipment inside the building, including digital cameras and mobile phones, as the batteries fail soon after entering.

With old features still intact such as a swimming pool, tennis courts and a beautiful white Art Deco bowls pavillion, it’s not hard to see the attraction of living at Kingseat. The Perfect Location Because of the unique structure of the complex, and its ever increasing collection of paranormal reports, Kingseat has attracted much attention as a filming location. It has featured in movies and TV shows including 2010 horror film Compound, a 2014 promotional video for Shortland Street and music video ‘Death of You’ for Kiwi band I am Giant. Events such as ‘Run for Your Freak’n Life’ have also become a regular occurrence, with this 5km running event attracting a sizeable crowd. Shows such as Sticky TV, The Crowd Goes Wild and radio stations such as The Edge have paid substantial attention to this haunted site. In 2013 Edge presenter, Mike Peru, stayed overnight in the Spookers ‘nanny room’ (you will remember the punchy anecdote about the floating mattress). Footage on YouTube shows a ghostly white apparition hovering over him before he is overwhelmed with fear. The Edge have also subjected Kiwi celebrities such as Jamie McDell and Massad to attractions at Kingseat and on February 20 they sent another one of their hosts for a night experience at Kingseat, accompanied by Haunted Auckland. It’s not hard to see why Kingseat continues to be a place of national and international curiosity given the amount of people who disappeared, passed away or claimed maltreatment took place there. The mysteries and frightening feel of Kingseat means it has attracted the attention of many media sources and still continues to fascinate, years after the government officially closed its doors. The Future of Kingseat Despite the fact that Kingseat has come to be perceived as a swell of paranormal activity, a group of local consultants are currently formulating a plan that will see Kingseat developed into a brand new, urban subdivision known as ‘Kingseat Village’. A report from Auckland Council endorses the changes to the area provided that modifications made to Kingseat enhance and protect the distinctive character of what Kingseat once was, which they describe as a ‘…pleasant park like environment for the patients’. However, a local source maintains that the proposal wording allows Kingseat developers to demolish almost all of the buildings and trees. Objections over this demolition mean that it is uncertain when or if the building of Kingseat Village will ever take place, although the developers have been quite clear with their intentions to commence work as soon as these disputes have been legally resolved. The proposal is currently being reviewed in the Environmental Court.

Life at Kingseat Despite accounts that leave Kingseat looking like the Amityville Horror house, people from all walks of life live on the grounds in privately leased homes, which are rented to low-income families. With accounts coming from all sides claiming of the horrors and hauntings associated with Kingseat, it may come as a surprise that the residents who dwell there all appear to be relaxed and content people. Ms Manatu Tafa, who lives onsite with her children, states that she has always felt “perfectly safe”. “I’ve never seen anything disturbing here. I even walk the grounds in the dark as a part of my nightly routine. “

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Living Costs Too High

Kehlsi Ramsay

Higher and higher costs of living are getting out of control, forcing students into gap working years – or simply to drop out. Kehlsi Ramsay investigates.

22, or manage a job while studying a high-demand degree. There needs to be some sort of increase for those living in the cities.” This issue has been around for decades yet, with the growth of housing prices, especially in Auckland, there seems to be no major increase to help students in need. In Wellington quite a few students opt to live in the Halls of Residence for one year or more due to the high demand to find a cheap flat in a decent location, not completely out of the way of their chosen place of study. On average a student living in the halls is expected to pay just over $300 a week, including expenses. Although this figure may seem high compared to flatting, to find a reasonable priced flat within a fair radius of their institution is very hard and can be somewhat impossible. Because of this, students go for the easier option and live on campus or near so, in a hostel. Going off the average hostel fees within Wellington there is an additional $139.90 a week needed - just for the fees. As a result, an estimated cost of $5569 per year is needed to cover what StudyLink does not cover. So who pays this extra amount? The student, who in theory has just finished school, or the parents? Victoria Law student Grace Smith had to move out to the outer city suburb of Tawa just so she could support herself at university without needing to rely on her parents’ income. “I am now considering taking up distance papers where it is possible. The cost to get in to uni every day is terrible. “If I take my car I need to worry about the cost of petrol and parking yet, if I take the bus, I have to add around 40 minutes to an hour on to my day for travelling.” Freya Calipo, a psychology student from Waikato, says relative costs of living influenced her choice of university. “All my friends went to Waikato University but I chose to go to Massey in Palmerston North, simply because it was too expensive for me to live in Hamilton. “Palmy has the cheapest halls in the country so I had not much choice but to go there.” In comparison to the big cities in New Zealand, Palmerston North is said to be the cheapest student-based city. But what is cheap? Massey University has about 20 halls of residence for their students to choose from, varying between self-catered to partially-catered to fully-catered, to international student based, to homestay options. The best price for a fully catered option is $310, yet students have the option to go with the “only-dinner-catered” option, which works out to be $207 a week. The “only-dinner” option seems like a more realistic figure to work off with a student loan. But where does the extra money come in for the rest of the meals?

James Teller is a talented, passionate artist. In 2014, he moved from Christchurch to study fine arts at Massey’s Wellington campus. Unable to get into Massey’s one Hall of Residence, The Cube, he was forced to find a flat, close to the university. He found a place in the city for $170 per week. He received $172 per week from the government to cover his living costs. To afford to live Teller took a part-time job at a local café. But working 15 hours a week, while trying to fit in his degree became too much for him, and he made the decision to quit his study halfway through the year. With a rapid increase in housing prices across the country, with a knock on effect for rents, many students are struggling to live off the little amount of money given to them by the government that is classed as “living costs”. Some of them can no longer afford to study due to the high actual living costs, which do not match what the government regards as the ideal cost of living in New Zealand. The average living cost an everyday student is entitled to is $175.10 per week, an increase of only 90 cents over the past year. If students meet the criteria they can then apply for an accommodation supplement, though eligibility rules vary between cities, determined by the location of the student, and their circumstances. Data from the Ministry of Business, Innovation, and Employment shows the national rent average increased by about 9 per cent over the past year. These rising rent costs have made it increasingly hard for students to find a decent place to live, and study at the same time. According to the Worldwide Cost of Living survey, Auckland is the 19th most expensive city to live in the world. Auckland University released a summary of the average weekly costs needed for each student going into the big smoke to study. These costs included: accommodation, transport, food, entertainment, Internet, and power –the basic necessities for a person to survive comfortably. The study concluded that students needed an average of $380 to $480 per week. When the government is only providing $175.10 of this sum, students may need to find an extra $200-$300 to be able to study in Auckland. The question is, where are these funds to come from? Studying psychology at Auckland University, Steph Walker lives in the CBD, in a four-bedroom bungalow. She says her rent has increased by $40 over the past year, resulting in her needing to juggle her studies with a job in order to just pay the rent. “It’s hard to think that my rent is more than what the government considers as living costs,” she says. “Somehow I am expected to either rely on my parents at the age of

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In Palmerston North, the only way the student living cost system seems livable, is if the student were to flat. The average cost of rent for a four-bedroom home is around $110 each. For all costs including power, internet, and food, the cost of living works out to be just under the current living cost fund. Not everyone wants to live in Palmerston North, however, nor does it offer all possible courses. But for some students, in order to comfortably live off only what the government has to offer, it seems to be the only option. Within the six main places to study at a tertiary level - not including the polytechnics across the country - it is amazing to see that only one of them can fully support a flatting student, whose main source of income is the living costs provided by the government. Yet as the growth in New Zealand housing continues to rise there is currently no talk of increasing the living costs allocated for students. This country is in desperate need to help the next generation to pursue their dreams and live a comfortable life. The cost of living is beyond unrealistic – even for those working full-time. Young adults are limited to what their future holds simply due to the cost of studying being too high, all factors considered.

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Some students opt to take a “gap year” simply to save to be able to afford what is needed to live, not including the cost of the course. Twenty-year-old University of Otago student, Ruby Brown, says she had no choice. “I’d wanted to study medicine since I was young, but going into year 13 at school I realised how expensive that was going to be. It’s [medicine] only offered at a handful of universities so I was stuck with places to go. “I was forced to take a gap year just so I could save the minimal amount to live off. Medicine is a high demanding degree that costs a lot of money. I would rather not be in more debt than I already knew I was in for.” The truth is, these days students need some form of a qualification to get even the simplest of jobs. Even working in a café often requires a baristas’ certificate to make coffees. There is a need for this country to be more supportive towards those who wish to study. The standard entitled living cost loan is not a realistic figure to live off each week – especially for those studying in big cities. With the ever-increasing costs of the housing market, the living costs need also to be increased. People should not be limited to what they can study because of financial constraints.

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Orientation Across the Nation

Julia Braybrook

“Toga! Toga! Toga!” If there were a way to sum up the expectations

“positive feedback from clubs and business stalls commenting

for O-Week in three words, John “Bluto” Blutarsky’s line in the 1978

on how vibrant it seemed.” Along with a hypnotist, where “those

film Animal House would be it. It’s probably the only time in semester

hypnotised put on a good show,” MUSA’s Beach Party meant that

where partying is prioritised over studying, and from Dunedin to

Higgins “had to push my way through the crowd of beachy people”

Auckland, it’s clear both students and universities go all in to make

when she left at 12.45am. Tickets were also sold out for the toga

the most of it.

party, which was “one of the most hyped student traditions.”

Apart from being the country’s capital, Wellington is also known

While ticket sales were up on last year, Higgins said they

for its hipsters, windy weather, and Victoria University. Home to

“definitely wish” they had more funding to spend on orientation. “Our

20,000 students, orientation is “a great time to have fun, make

spending is modest and we try to partner with groups to ensure

new friends and explore Wellington before serious study begins,”

good outcomes for students. However, it definitely does affect how

according to Victoria University of Wellington Students’ Association

awesome we could make our O-Week.”

(VUWSA) 2015 president, Rick Zwaan. He said that for this year, the

Student engagement also “matters hugely” to Higgins. “Many

university ran “a fantastic two-week O-Week festival to welcome

first year students are experiencing their first time out of their home

students to the city and uni with a range of events,” which included

and are being bombarded with a lot of different information. Good

locally sourced acts, such as Wellington singer songwriter A Girl

engagement helps the information we provide to students remain

Named Mo, for Jim Bean Homegrown - New Zealand’s biggest Kiwi

‘sticky,’ so when they need our services they know where to look.”

music festival. Victoria’s O-Week also included their traditional toga

Second year vet student, Abi Swan, said that her experience as

party: “While we had a sweet high-tech light and visual show with

a first year student in 2013 on the Manawatu campus was “great”

great DJs this year, the traditional toga attire lived on.”

in preparing her for her first day of university through running

While the university received some funding for orientation from

workshops including stress management and how to take notes in

the Student Services Levy, “it costs a lot to run so VUWSA has to

lectures. The social events, such as events for students in the Halls

put in a significant money in from our own reserves.” He added that

of Residence and sports day, “helped to build my confidence and I

they would be able to “do a lot more” with more funding. Zwaan also

met loads of great people,” including one of her best friends from

said that student engagement “absolutely” made a difference to how

America. “We were both doing pre-vet together and hit it off straight

successful O-Week was.

away.”

“Students understand students best, so to us organising O-Week

While she hadn’t been to a university O-Week since, she said that

as a students’ association, packing our events with awesome student

the orientation for vet students was “way more exciting.” While she

volunteers, and making all our events as student friendly and

missed out on some of the events, she said that “[students] were

welcoming as possible is huge. We’re stoked that most of our events

surprised during a lecture when third years came in masked and

are sold out so student engagement is high!”

herded us outside where we danced in front of everyone, had eggs

As for his own experiences of O-Week?

and rubbish thrown at us, and after running around the vet tower,

“Mostly I got lost a bunch and maybe sort of did that thing where

we were chucked in the vet pond. After that we were hosed off and

you make out with your flatmate a little bit.”

given a BBQ where we met other students in the years above us.” She

Linsey Higgins’ experiences of O-Week were equally as

added that it was “definitely a rite of passage I wouldn’t have wanted

memorable. Before she was the current president of the Massey

to miss!”

University Students’ Association, Higgins said that her most

At Massey’s Albany campus, 2015 Albany Students’ Association

memorable experience of O-Week was when she turned 18 while a

(ASA) president Byron Brooks said that his most memorable

student at Vic.

experience was playing human foosball “when there was water and

“I was 17 for the first few days and wasn’t able to head to town, so

dishwashing soap covering the [bottom of the inflatable field] making

it was pretty awesome once I turned 18 and the floor in my hall were

it extra slippery and fun.”

there to celebrate my entrance into clubs for the first time. It was

As for this year’s orientation, Brooks had “only received positive

pretty cheesy but it was a really fun experience - plus I got shouted a

reports.” The events, which included the Traffic Light Party run by the

lot of drinks that night.”

Albany Massey Engineering Students’ Society (AMESS), the Business

Higgins said that Manawatu’s orientation followed “a somewhat

Student Group’s (BSG) Amazing Race, and social lunchtimes, led

traditional structure”, including Clubs Day, which gained a lot of

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one run for the past few years,” according to Brooks. He added that

start for her course meant that orientation this year “was mostly

“working alongside the university was excellent and we will continue

just the first week of uni”, said that her experiences of O-Week in

to do so for future events.”

Otago were memorable for all the wrong reasons. While she didn’t

However, he also acknowledged that “with more funding, O-Week

participate in many events, she did go to the toga party where she

would have been different. There probably would have been larger

“was so turned off by the weird orgy-party scene that I gave up on it.

attractions that ran longer and that is the stage I am hoping O-Week

I just remember lots of drunk people and getting eggs thrown at me

will get to in a few years.”

by older students carrying forward the cycle of abuse.”

With student engagement up from previous years, attributed to

In contrast, third year commerce student Emily Joshua said that

the newly opened on-campus accommodation, Brooks said that this

her orientation for this year, which is also her last, was the “best

engagement “is key to the success of O-Week.”

O-Week ever.”

“The more engaged the students are, the greater the vibe on

“We mainly had drinks at our flat and went to parties on

campus. This year there was an excellent vibe on campus which was

neighbouring streets as everyone is keen to mix and mingle, there

excellent to see.”

is music playing and it was just such a good vibe!” While she didn’t

Massey @ Wellington Students’ Association (MAWSA) president,

go to any of the events, she said living on a student street made

Tom Pringle, says his first experience of O-Week, in Wellington, was

a difference to how much she could “get involved, enjoy and fully

“overwhelming”. Like most students leaving home for the first time,

immerse myself in O-Week.”

and being in a big city, Pringle got “carried away”, and his week of

She said that in her first year, being only 17 meant that while

festivities ended up turning into a 21-day bender.

she was able to attend all the events, including the toga party and

Although this year’s O-Week was a lot more tame for Pringle, he

concerts, she wasn’t able to celebrate with other students afterwards.

still enjoyed the events, and as president, he was satisfied with the

“This made it very hard to meet friends at the beginning as going

level of student engagement.

out was a large part of being a first year student and meeting new

“It was really good, this year’s O-Week had a lot more student

people – not necessarily being wildly drunk but just being a part of

involvement in terms of the organising and running of events, making

the atmosphere. So my first year O-Week was fun but sad in the fact

it more engaging and friendly for all students.”

that I had to stay back after the events while everyone else went out

Pringle believes that with more funding, MAWSA could provide

and enjoyed themselves.”

bigger and better on-campus events, to draw in bigger crowds and

Joshua also said that the university put on a lot of events and

enhance the community feel on Massey’s Wellington campus.

promotions during O-Week, including Tent City and the International

Pringle acknowledges that an individuals’ location (which city

Food Festival. She added that her most memorable experience

they’re based in) does influence how they experience O-Week, but he

was “the hypnosis show in first year and this year when we had a

also thinks it’s dependant on the type of person they are.

barbecue with our neighbours and I got dared to go swimming in the

“At the end of the day, it’s what you make of it,” he said.

river...anything can happen in Dunedin!”

Down in Dunedin, the University of Otago has a reputation for

New Zealand Herald columnist, Matt Heath, agrees in a February

giving their approximately 19,000 students an orientation they’re

article, where he says that “barfing Scarfies is all part of the fun.” As

guaranteed to (hopefully) remember. With an unofficial motto of

a “massive supporter of poor student behaviour,” Heath says that “if

‘study hard, party even harder,’ their O-Week activities often grab

you’re lucky enough to get a tertiary education it’s your duty to enjoy

headlines, such as “Party students blamed for leaving Dunedin street

it in full.”

like the Third World” and “3000 say they will attend student party.”

Whether it’s toga parties or workshops, Wellington or Dunedin,

However, their headline-grabbing antics can go either way with

orientation is a time for students across the country to let loose and

students, as I found out when I talked to Caitlin Sharpe. Sharpe, who

enjoy themselves before hitting the books, and it seems that is what

is currently studying medicine at Victoria University where the early

they’ve done again this year.

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Surburban: A Local Exploration Welcome to our monthly showcase of Massey photographic talent. This month we explore Erin Walker’s work, ‘Four Square’. If you want to see your photography in this space, please contact the editor.

Erin Walker throughout New Zealand holds nostalgic, yet significant value. My initial investigation into this defined area was motivated by ideas of identity and origins of place. Having no choice but to accept Ashburton as a home, a changing perspective of place

Six years ago, my parents bought a Four Square Supermarket.

over time initiated somewhat of a fascination with small town life.

Forced to leave the city I grew up in, I never thought I would have a

This interest has grown into part of my photographic practice. The

connection to this new “home”.

vernacular intersects with the unconventional, to provide intriguing

Netherby Four Square is located on the corner of Bridge and

representations of everyday realities. Suburban lifestyle choices

Albert Streets, Ashburton. One hour away from Christchurch,

reveal personal values and priorities in regards to ways of living,

Ashburton serves neither as a large city nor a small township, but

which directly relate back to the Four Square and spending habits.

rather an in between where pastoral meets urban. With a population

Initial oddities of the town have become normalised over time

of approximately 31,000 people, Ashburton is home to farmers,

and through these photographs I aim to share a perspective of

factory workers, earthquake migrants, hereditary locals, and an ever

community that goes deeper than fleeting encounters. I am a local

changing and expanding demographic of nationalities.

who intends to document the suburb of Netherby – Ashburton as

Ninety years since the first Four Square began operating in New

a form of modern ethnography. The Four Square has acted as a link

Zealand, Four Square continues to be a household brand and identity

between the locals and myself where I have been able to establish

close to the heart of Kiwi culture. With the introduction of larger

relationships and create a sense of these urban realities.

supermarket chains, the representation of small Four Square stores

Welcome to Ashvegas!






Bodybuilding Comp-prep: Glitter, Sweat, and Tears

Hannah Douglass

When I started going to the gym, I could run on a treadmill at a slow

upwards of three litres of water every day to aid with fat loss. It

jog for a grand total of four minutes before I had to stop. I struggled

woke me up at least once a night. I couldn’t get anything done

to do even one press-up and I could squat about 15kg. I’d never even

without pausing for a toilet break, which only exacerbated my rapidly

heard of a deadlift. Since then, I have been through an intense fitness

shortening attention span.

journey, which has tested my patience, discipline, and played with my

For the majority of the six months, I had to do at least an hour of

mind.

continuous cardio exercise most days. This was on top of a weight

I lost about a kilo a month when I started working out – very slow

training session, studying full time at uni, working 20 hours a week

progress, but my diet was out of control so it’s not entirely surprising.

and cooking my meals ahead of time so I could take them with me

I was eating more or less an all-carb diet – very few fruits and veges,

(that Tupperware life, yo).

and a small amount of protein. I learned what to do at the gym from

Six days out from competition day, I started the process of carb

watching other people, and then slyly trying it out when I thought

and water depletion. The less water your body holds, the more visible

no one was looking. With time, I discovered a great interest in lifting

your muscle is, so intense dehydration is fairly common practice.

weights, and felt my self-confidence grow stronger with each kilo

Diuretics (because apparently I wasn’t peeing enough already) were

that I lost.

combined with strict control over my water intake and near total

In March 2014 I was asked if I was interested in competing in a

reduction of carbohydrate intake. I got to eat about half a cup of

bodybuilding competition. I’d seen them on the internet, but always

pumpkin twice a day, and that was the only carbohydrate I got.

dismissed them as nothing to do with me. My initial response to that

The effect of this was acute and sudden; within two days I had

strange question was laughter and a resounding no. Competing was

cried over the fact that I couldn’t bear to eat any more goddamn

for pretty girls – girls that could be models if they wanted to, girls

pumpkin. Well, it wasn’t so much crying as it was a full-blown

that liked nail polish and glitter and wore lipstick– not me.

breakdown on the phone to my Mum because I didn’t know what

A week later I found myself back at the gym, asking about this

else to do; I couldn’t make myself eat the pumpkin, but I also couldn’t

competing business. Boy, was I clueless about what I was getting

not eat the pumpkin and that’s a tough nut to crack when you’re

myself into.

essentially a dehydrated, over-emotional zombie. After three days I

The aim of the game was to reduce my body fat to around 10-12%

had difficulty climbing the stairs between my front door and the road

of my total weight, which is very low for women (normal range is

– there were only fifteen of them, not particularly steep or strenuous

22-28%). You do this so that the muscles you have put hours of work

to the normal person, or even a relatively healthy 80-year-old. Within

into are visible in all their glory. I competed in bikini class, where the

four days, all I had the strength to do after my morning gym session

desired look is overall fitness, femininity, confidence and sex appeal.

was to lie in bed and stare at Pinterest food pages in between naps.

This class isn’t anything like the traditional images that come to mind

It sounds awful I know, but somehow when I was asked on the day

when you think of bodybuilding. Women compete entirely differently

of the competition if all the struggle was worth it, I answered yes, and

to men in the bodybuilding world, and bikini is a fairly recent addition

I meant it. Yes, it was probably the hardest thing I’ve ever done and

to the programme – an attempt to cater to a more mainstream and

yes, it will be just as tough the second time around. But the feeling

admittedly, mostly male, audience. You’re supposed to look like the

when you step on stage is amazing. You honestly feel like the world’s

pinnacle of fitness and health, but when you step on that stage you

hottest person, and that’s coming from a naturally very shy person.

don’t always feel fit and healthy. Comp prep is brutal.

It’s a stupid amount of fun feeling like this, if only for a day. It’s all

I spent six months of a year restricting my food intake to a very

over too soon, though, and you’re unceremoniously tossed back into

small number of things: oats, protein powder, chicken, broccoli,

reality like it never happened.

kumara, pumpkin, beans, fish, spinach and egg whites. Sauces and

Recovering from the ordeal of competing took a long time,

toppings were limited at first, and then taken away all together.

mentally as well as physically. Intentionally gaining weight is an

Preferred cooking methods were boiled, steamed, and dry-baked.

incredibly stressful thing to do after you’ve spent months hell-bent

Added salt was out of the question. It’s enough to drive anyone crazy,

on doing the exact opposite, even if it’s necessary for your health. I

and after a while you do feel genuinely crazy. Severe restriction of

liked getting my strength and brain function back, but I felt like a fat

carbohydrates reduces your brain’s ability to function and it tends

potato. My body held onto any extra calories it received because it

to work bit like trying to hold water in a sieve. I had a hard time

thought it was starving (and essentially it had been, for six very long

remembering really simple things, like what I’d done the day before.

months), and I gained weight quickly.

I needed to pee all the time. We were encouraged to drink

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at the time. I came to associate feeling full with feeling guilty, like

healthy sources but it’s not the end of the world if you decide to

I had failed at something. I can only assume this was because

treat yo’ self and eat a chocolate bar, as long as you count it in your

during prep feeling full meant I had cheated and eaten something I

macros.

shouldn’t have, so I would’ve felt guilty. It was well over a month after

For some people this style of eating doesn’t work because it

competition that I could feel full without hating myself. It was even

leads to an obsession with the numbers that isn’t healthy but for me,

longer that I could accept my body for the way it looked – no longer

it’s like a puzzle. I like puzzles. It’s a balancing act of what I want to

shredded and tiny but bigger, softer and more jiggly. I spent about

eat, what I need to eat and what fits in my macros. I’m always going

two months binging on any junk food I could find. When I talk about

to be a person that enjoys junk food, so there’s no sense in cutting

binging I don’t mean eating a small amount of junk food – I mean

it out completely, and while that seems so simple, it took me an

eating an entire block of chocolate in one sitting, directly after having

astoundingly long time to figure out.

eaten a big dinner, and doing the same thing the next day. I didn’t even enjoy eating it, but I couldn’t stop.

Until preparations for the next competition start in June, I’m enjoying a relaxed but healthy diet. After the last competition in

There was one thing that managed to pull me out of the cycle,

September, I really struggled to deal with intentionally gaining weight

and I wished I had discovered it earlier. Known as If It Fits Your

for the betterment of my health. I was plagued by feelings of guilt

Macros (IIFYM for short), it’s a style of eating that taught me to

brought on by feeling full, and I binged on junk food almost daily.

enjoy treats and not-so-healthy food in moderation. Total restriction

It took months of patience with myself to find a balanced mindset

had only led to a cycle of binging and further restriction, so this

where I could be okay with my body and my eating habits. While I

was a cycle-breaking discovery. The basic idea of how it works is

loved how my body looked on stage, I prefer it as it is now: strong,

that you’re given a certain amount of each macronutrient (protein,

fit, capable of deadlifting 80kg and doing 30-odd full press-ups

carbohydrates and fat namely) to consume a day, and so you count

nonstop, maintaining a steady internal body temperature and taking

these and make sure you get within 5g of those numbers. Obviously

on anyone in an eating competition.

to be healthy you need to get the majority of those macros from

Photo Credit: Defined Photography

Hannah, third from left on stage at the competition.


Estère: Vision and Integrity

Paul Berrington

Estère’s stripped back yet graceful take on contemporary R&B first

find some shelter, so we could ask about her inspirations, her

caught our attention with 2012’s self-released ‘Cruel Charlie’ single.

performance at WOMAD 2015, and just who this ‘Lola’ is?

Alongside ‘Lola’ she has since toured throughout Europe, Asia, and

Estère Dalton grew up playing a variety of instruments. Her

Australia, becoming a Red Bull Music Prodigy and collaborating

family were never musicians, just fans, and it was simply just a hobby

with underground hip-hop star, Oddissee, before recently signing to

encouraged by her parents, until one day an ongoing love for rhythm

French record label - Prospect.

took hold.

You’d probably forgive her for not being able to find the time in

“I started playing the drums when I was 11, and I just loved that,

her busy schedule to speak to MASSIVE. But true to her charismatic

and so I really got into playing, and entering competitions and

nature, Estère hopped off the bus on a windy Wellington day, to

playing in bands and stuff like that, and I think that gave me a lot of

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the framework for what I do now in terms of producing and making

performances at many festivals worldwide and an opening slot for an

beats,” she explains.

artist she’s often compared to - Erykah Badu, while also helping to

“I became quite confident with rhythm and stuff, but I never

secure a record deal with French label, Prospect, who re-released her

thought of music as a career or anything until I was at high school

self-titled album on March 6.

where I got that kind of encouragement, and there is always that

“I got signed to a label in France – Prospect – and they’re taking

point where a child is told that they’re good or they’re so not good, so

the album and distributing it throughout Europe, so the same kind

that’s pretty much my background.”

of thing is happening in New Zealand, as it [the album] wasn’t on

Estère writes and produces all of her songs, a singer-songwriter

iTunes and Spotify, this re-release is revamping it, kind of putting it

but not in the traditional sense, with guitar replaced by an Akai MPC

out a little bit more like a book, and also there are two more remixes

1000 - a sampler-sequencer that she calls ‘Lola’.

coming out on the New Zealand re-release, one by Grayson Gilmour

“Personifying Lola kind of makes being on stage by myself a little

and one by Paddy Fred.”

less solitary, because it’s quite difficult sometimes not working with

Despite her busy schedule, Estère is “constantly working on new

other people’s energy on stage, that’s a huge part of performing live,

material”, and has plenty of material she is yet to record or release,

bouncing off someone else’s energy,” she explains.

much of which will make it to a second album. Although look for a

“So now that I’ve got Lola with me it feels like I’m doing it with

remix compilation of her first album, due out soon.

somebody else, that’s partly the reason, but also she really does have

“I’ve got a whole bunch of new stuff that I will eventually record

a personality of her own, kind of like when you have a car and name

and release, so that’s all really exciting, but at the moment because

the car Lucy.”

my album’s being re-released and I’ve also got a remix album coming

‘Lola’ plays her part too - the briefcase-sized midi production unit

out, it’s probably too much for now. Soon I’ll start putting together

suits her musical philosophy perfectly, giving Estère the freedom of

the framework for my second album,” she explains, “Finding the time

expression she requires.

between touring to really zone in and focus can be challenging but

“The MPC is my instrument of choice because it does everything

it’s definitely something that you can master, and I’d like to get to

I need and I want it to do, it’s not a computer and I don’t ever want to

that point.”

play on stage with a computer, that doesn’t interest me personally,

As for her inspirations and influences, the Wellington music

but I can do all my production and instruments myself, and it pretty

community and its many bands and musicians are obvious choices,

much has the sound of a band on my own, which is what I wanted

yet Estère admits there are almost too many influences to name.

to do,” she says, “to have complete creative control, and that’s why I

“I really like Dirty Projectors, I love their production, and in terms

bought the MPC originally”.

of making beats and stuff there is a producer named Georgia Anne

The restrictions of performing live “just standing up there with

Muldrow who I love, stylistically I love people like David Bowie, Kate

a black box kind of thing” are not lost on Estère, and the energy she

Bush, Grace Jones, people who are quite vivid in their aesthetic as

brings to the stage is incredible. Whether dressed in PJs or sequins,

well as their music, and then there’s all sorts of New Zealand music, I

for Estere it is about delivering a show with vision and integrity.

love Connan Mockasin, Fat Freddys and Electric Wire Hustle - there

“As long as someone is expressing themselves, they’ll remain

is so much inspiring music out there.”

unique,” she says.

We spoke to Estère before WOMAD, where she said she was

“For me, I try and focus on delivering my songs like I’m in my

excited and honoured to be selected for the festival. She planned to

bedroom because that’s the way that I most enjoy it. I’m working at

play “a mixture of old and new, I’m just going to be giving my best”,

the moment to add more dynamic to my shows by adding electronic

while also enjoying one of the best events on the yearly calendar.

drums, and playing more live instruments, because I think that’s

“I love WOMAD, I love all the music that gets programmed, I’m just

something that audiences quite like, I’m not actually sure, but I can

so into it, and the different bands from all around the world that come

imagine people sometimes don’t understand what it is that I’m doing.”

to play there, it’s a huge honour for me to be part of that line up,” she

“What I’m doing is different than playing a lot of pre-programmed

explains. “It’s something that I’ve always wanted to be part of, so I’m

stuff, but there is still an equal amount of work going on behind the

really stoked to be involved.”

scenes, so in terms of translating that to a live performance, that’s

Look out for solo shows from Estère, throughout New Zealand in

something that I have to think about,” she laughs, “but it’s going well”.

April, and download her debut album, which was released on March 6

Estère notes how “Aston Road [her record label] has been a really

via Spotify and iTunes.

great facilitator of a lot of things that have happened”, including live

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Monthly Music Round up

Paul Berrington

Dan Deacon

Drake

Gliss Riffer Domino

If You’re Reading This it’s Too Late OVO Sound/Cash Money

Baltimore singer-songwriter, Dan Deacon, has always had the ability to surprise you

When you approach a contemporary rap

with moments of sheer experimental audacity

mogul/superstar, you’re often best to ignore

sitting next to some beautiful melodies. His previous long-player,

their tweets and listen to the music first, because more often than

America, provided a great example of his ambition to make indie-rock

not they actually make some great music. Perhaps the credible and

a fun and freaky venture. Gliss Riffer still embodies this philosophy,

adventurous of that current crop is Drake, who over the course of

but offers a slightly more mature work, something not unexpected

three studio albums has become a phenomenon, and whose new

from an artist whose debut was released over a decade ago. The

‘official mixtape’ If Your’e Reading This It’s Too Late has just been

sheer ‘who knows what might happen next’ vibe that filled America,

released from out of nowhere. Reportedly a contractual getaway from

has given way to a slightly more introspective collection of songs

Cash Money Records, the best thing about the album is how far it

that still manage to sound laidback yet boundary pushing at the

allows Drake to step away from his commercial releases. Standing

same time. The lead single, the disco-tinged ‘Feel the Lightning’

as more of a showcase of his OVO Sound roster, recent signings

suggested Deacon was moving into a more pop focused realm, but

Wondagurl and PartyNextDoor feature alongside Drake’s long-time

it’s a little bit of a red herring, and there are still plenty of moments

cohort Noah ‘40’ Shebib on production duties. Often touted as the

awash in reverb and innovation. ‘Meme Generator’ is a funk all to

original sad rapper, Drake is a little angrier here, yet the vibe is still

itself, while ‘Steely Blues’ is rich in glassy ambience. If anything, Gliss

essentially moody, and tracks like ‘Jungle’, ‘Energy’, ‘Madonna’ and

Riffer has the feel of an artist who has looked back on his career and

‘Wednesday Night Interlude’ really are among some of his best works.

found comfort in what that offers. It doesn’t really contain anything

While less pop orientated, If Your’e Reading This It’s Too Late is

he hasn’t tried before, but that doesn’t matter because of the self-

still a really listenable album, full of melancholy and creative music

confidence the record displays.

production, and often capturing the musings of a megastar better than most.

Romare

Groeni

Projections Ninja Tune

Hewn Project Mooncircle

Romare Beardon was an African-American

Wellington-based Groeni makes folk music

painter and distinctive collagist who was part

with electronic instrumentation and processed

of the Harlem Renaissance in 1920s New York.

vocals, somehow connecting the UK-based

Romare, the musician, is a London based electronic music producer

future garage sound with reflective singer-songwriter arrangements.

who channels Beardon’s intellectualism by layering musical samples

His sophomore EP Hewn has just come onto Berlin-based beats label

and synth based creations into collages of his own. Projections isn’t

Project Mooncircle. It sounds like a cross between Burial and James

simply a collection of samples with looped drum tracks; Romare

Blake, with rich layers of ambience, reverb and guitar washed over

clearly feels strongly for the original source material, and crafts

intricately programmed beats and live breaks, with the melancholic

what could be called interpretations more than covers, or indeed

vocals adding the final touch. It is highly impressive stuff, and far

projections, which is a fitting title. Musically, the album is deeply

worldlier than many recent New Zealand releases. The propulsive

rooted to the past but crafted in modern times, with an ear for

rhythm of ‘The Oak’ never overwhelms the aching atmosphere

the contemporary dancefloor and the original sketch simply a

beneath, creating a deeply emotive ambient house track, that skips

canvas for Romare to expand upon. ‘Motherless Child’ turns an

and surprises at each new turn. Elsewhere, ‘Pardons’ and ‘Fray’ pulse

American spiritual into a pulsing rhythm track, and ‘Roots’ returns

with clicks and hisses, before Groeni’s lush voice enters, the final

house music to its afro-centric origins, while ‘The Drifter’ brings

product is a true hybrid of folk philosophy and electronic elegance.

the swamp blues of New Orleans to a London nightclub. The fact

Overall Hewn is quite an outstanding release that will captivate you

that Projections never comes across as a pretentious mess is credit

from start to finish.

to the skills of Romare as a producer, and makes it an album that is

To check out more of the past month’s hottest new releases, visit

both deeply experimental and also surprisingly accessible.

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Paul Berrington achievements, with Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s fluid direction, and cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki’s continuous takes throughout the theatre, and even out into Times Square, quite astonishing. Edward Norton is the pick of the actors, his selfish yet vulnerable asshole vibe gives him a whole heap of range. Most performances are given enough to work with, including Keaton who embodies his role as a parallel to his own career. If anything, the frenetic pacing and character-based scenes do finally become a little overwhelming together, yet there is no faulting their success in portraying Riggan’s descent into madness and finally, a sort of salvation.

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)

Birdman almost feels as though it would have made an amazing

Director: Alejandro G. Iñárritu

HBO or AMC series, where the characters could have been given

Starring: Michael Keaton, Edward Norton, Naomi Watts, Emma Stone,

more space, and the audience more chance to connect with them.

and Zach Galifianakis

Still, this is the sort of energetic and skillful film-making you often

Rating: 3.5/5

don’t associate with a mainstream American film, and has to be seen for the incredible camera work alone.

There is no faulting the technical accomplishments within Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance), a film that follows the attempts of an aging actor to shake his superhero image by bringing his own adaptation of a Raymond Carver short story to the Broadway stage. Although there is much to enjoy, there is also a slight feeling of hollowness, almost as if the bravura direction and dialogue rich script obscure anything meaningful at the heart of the story. Once the biggest show in town, actor, Riggan Thomson, (Michael Keaton) is known for his series of Hollywood blockbusters where he played ‘Birdman’, a character whose voice now haunts him at times of low self-esteem. Writing, directing and starring in What We Talk about

Big Hero 6 (2014)

When We Talk about Love is taking its toll on Riggan, and when

Director: Don Hall & Chris Williams

‘difficult’ method actor Mike Shiner (Edward Norton) is brought in

Starring; Ryan Potter, Daniel Henney, Scott Adsit

for a key role, he becomes increasingly paranoid and unpredictable.

Rating: 4/5

So when his daughter, Sam, (Emma Stone) tells him that his play is basically a futile exercise in vanity, and Mike starts getting all the press attention, Riggan starts hearing instructions from ‘Birdman’

While many will be disappointed that this rather lightweight

more and more. Volatile to be around, show producer and best friend

adventure film beat Hayao Miyazaki’s The Wind Rises, to the Oscar

Jake (Zach Galifianakis) thinks it’s just the artistic process in action

for Best Animated Feature, it’s undeniably a highly enjoyable and

and Riggan should appreciate the queue outside the theatre, while

tremendously detailed film that combines the best of Disney and

lead actress, Lesley, (Naomi Watts) is starting to wonder where the

Marvel. Hiro Hamada (Ryan Potter) is a 14-year-old high school

acting on stage begins and ends. As the preview shows open and

graduate who spends his time hustling at back alley robot-fights.

scathing reviews come in, Riggan takes to the city in his underwear,

His brother, Tadashi (Daniel Henney), is worried Hiro may not be

and pushes himself to the very limit of artistic integrity.

reaching his potential, so encourages him to apply to the university

There are so many ideas going on in Birdman that it’s often hard

he attends. The robotics department is overseen by Professor

to keep up. The experience is kind of like Woody Allen on crack, with

Callaghan (James Cromwell), a legendary engineer in his own right.

the self-referencing coming thick and fast. Depending on your taste

When Hiro delivers a spectacular showcase featuring swarms of tiny

in humour, some jokes will stick and some won’t.

microbots able to form into to any structure through mind control,

Certainly the most impressive aspect of the film is its technical

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Tadashi and the professor, the young genius is left devastated and

gathering on behalf of the National Security Agency (NSA) . Snowden

helpless in seclusion, until a robot designed by his brother to nurse

is a figure who since then has been revered as a hero or villain in the

humans, Baymax (Scott Adsit), tries anything to break him from his

public view.

slumber. That is until the duo discover that the fire was no accident,

Drawn to Hong Kong by a mysterious whistle-blower, documentarian,

and that a masked villain is using Hiro’s microbots for evil. The quest

Laura Poitras, and journalist, Glenn Greenwald, discover a man

begins as the Big Hero 6 are formed to find out who is behind the

who has inside knowledge of the surveillance strategies of the US

mask in order to save the world around them.

government and its partners and exposes a system which ignores

With surprisingly complex plotting and narrative to match, Big

premeditated doubt and gathers informative metadata about

Hero 6 is an adventure film full of charm and action, and of

everyone. That man is Edward Snowden, an ex-CIA analyst who has

course incredible animation. Successfully combining the warm

been gathering information while contracting for the NSA to prove

characterisation of the Disney universe with the thrilling action

that the War on Terror is being used as excuse to analyse millions

of Marvel, this marks the first true collaboration between the two

of innocent people worldwide. Holed up in a hotel room, Snowden

studios. While there are certainly moments of saccharine sweetness,

begins releasing classified documents detailing many governments

there are also intense battle scenes, and even some moments of

abuse of technology with telecommunications companies and secret

worthy human drama. Yet it is the incredible animation that really

networks are exposed for the corruption they’re regularly involved

makes an impact, from the Studio Ghibli influenced Baymax and

in. Greenwald in particular, a journalist for The Guardian, helps bring

his non-threatening presence, through to the quite remarkable

the story into the public eye, producing a range of stories that show

microbots, which can form any structure the mind allows for - they do

the incredible sophistication and elaborate lies of many US affiliated

so regularly, meaning you’re often mesmerised by the detail in some

governmental agencies. As the net closes around Snowden, his life

scenes. What Big Hero 6 lacks in subtlety it more than makes up for

comes under increasing danger and lawyers and diplomats battle to

in sheer ambition, and if you leave your pretensions at the door, this

ensure his safety as the US government uses archaic espionage laws

is an exciting original story to be swept up in.

to try and bring him to prosecution.

While it may have been more sentimental and perhaps more

Although we’ve all seen this story break on various media outlets

deserving to award The Wind Rises the Oscar, it is also hard to

in 2013, what stands out about this quite brilliant documentary is

fault the creativity and innovation that Big Hero 6 contains. It also

the way it hasn’t been filtered into the shock and awe of most news

promises much for further Disney and Marvel collaboration, and is a

outlets. Poitras knows we can easily source the facts and figures

warm-hearted thrill ride from start to finish.

about the Snowden leaks and chooses to focus on the man himself, delivering a character study of sorts, of a man haunted by his own professional life. It dispels the attitude you may have heard from some people about the metadata gathering – the ‘what does it matter as I have nothing to hide’ theory. Instead it is clear from this documentary that there is no such thing as democracy when every conversation and internet action we undertake can be recorded without our knowledge. The scary bit is that in general, few people seem to care or take action, and this makes Snowden’s character come across as anti-hero and saviour, a man willing to lose his own freedoms so we can continue our own. Many of the conversations between Greenwald and Snowden seem like they are from a grand

Citizenfour (2014)

conspiracy thriller, yet when you remind yourself that this is actually

Director: Laura Poitras

happening, the fear becomes all too real.

Rating: 5/5

Essential viewing, Citizenfour is a documentary that needs to exist. Snowden is a true patriot and a man who fears what the world might become if we sit back and let it happen. Hopefully the

Arguably something that everyone has to see, Laura Poitras’

devastating truth that the film contains becomes a lasting document

documentary, Citizenfour , follows Edward Snowden’s decision to

as to how press freedom and governmental transparency need to be

leak secret documents to the press in 2013, relating to intelligence

integral parts of any constitution.

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Book and Gaming Reviews

Lauren Hutchinson + Hannah Douglass

Life is Strange: Episode one (2015)

Dark Places

Platforms: Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, Playstation 4, Xbox

Author: Gillian Flynn

One, Xbox360

Rating: 3.5/5

Rating: 3.5/5 I picked up this book the day after I watched Gone Girl, thinking there Life is Strange tells the story of Maxine, a photography student who

couldn’t possibly be anything crazier than that movie, and Gillian

discovers she has the ability to alter time. Interwoven is the mystery

Flynn’s book, which the movie is based on.

that surrounds the disappearance of a local girl called Rachel.

Dark Places is a journey into the mind of Libby Day, the sullen

In spite of this seemingly generic summary, Life is

sole survivor of the ‘Day Massacre’, where the rest of her family was

Strange focuses more on the mystery that surrounds its characters

brutally murdered in their home. 24 years have passed and Libby

in a film like narrative, rather than Maxine’s time-travelling abilities.

is still minimally functional and determined to continue to live off

In saying this, Maxine’s ability to alter time is obviously necessary in

the pity fund, raised for her post-massacre. She is approached by a

terms of the game play and control.

member of the Kill Club, a group of people with far too much time

Being a game that alters based on the decisions I made, I found it

on their hands and an unhealthy interest in unsolved murders. They

freely satisfying to turn back time and tell the photography teacher

offer to pay her for her time, and possessions from her childhood. Her

what the right answer was or to know what would happen if I decided

world is turned upside down when she takes up the Kill Club’s offer

to comfort the ‘bully’ or make fun of them. I know we’d all like to have

and is forced to consider the possibility that her brother was not the

that kind of power sometimes.

Satanic-worshipping murderer of the rest of her family.

I was surprised at how passive the game play actually was, as I

The book moves between the present and the day of the

was expecting to have to control Maxine past flying bullets or in a

murders in 1985. We are guided into the thoughts of just about every

car chase. Such an approach had its perks and its disadvantages. On

character involved and through their eyes see that the murders are

one hand, the world was believable and realistic. For example, Maxine

perhaps not as straightforward as Libby Day remembers them to

forgets the flash drive so we have to make our way to her dormitory

be. The characters are all intensely flawed, which gives them a very

to go and find it. On the other hand, I got a bit bored walking all the

visceral and intense realness. As you read you become invested in

way across campus and navigating my way past obstacles just to

these character’s lives very quickly.

find a flash drive. I think I just wanted to see Maxine’s friend Warren, I

At 349 pages, Dark Places is a whirlwind of a story. Its length

mean, I had been texting him all afternoon.

means the plot twists are more or less nonstop, giving the plot pace

The game’s music was a highlight for me. It’s indie-like, song-

and incredible forward momentum. Reading it is a short-lived but

writer, ‘guitar’ style complemented the game perfectly. After only

intense affair like you wouldn’t at first believe. I frequently paused,

one episode, I was engrossed into this world and grew attached to

but only to wonder how the hell the characters and I had so quickly

Maxine, wanting to know more about her past and yet feeling as

become stuck waist-deep in a sinkhole of a disturbed small-town

though I already knew.

Kansas life.

Episode one left me wanting to play on and I can’t wait for the

The finale felt a bit “meh” after the drama of the plot that led

release of the next episode. As well as wanting to know how my

us to it, and when put under the microscope of literary criticism it

gaming decisions have altered my story, I’m also interested in how

is likely to crumble, but at the time of reading it, I didn’t mind. Yes, I

strong the butterfly effect really is.

was disappointed in the ending, but I fail to see another way Flynn could’ve possibly tidied up all the loose strings she created by severing every single tie the Day family had to the outside world, and to each other. Put simply, Dark Places is a messed up book about a messed up family who hurtle toward the brick wall of an ending at an alarming pace. The let-down is that it doesn’t break through the wall, but instead face-plants into it and crumples into a whimpering heap on the ground.

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Lovin’ Levin “Live it, Love it, Live-in-it, Levin” – what

Gisele Mulholland lower North Island walking destinations

with pride “Save-Mart Levin bitch.” (Okay, I

a slogan, what a town! Levin is a small town

- The Trig. It’s a 3km steady incline,

didn’t say bitch, but it suits the town’s ‘tude).

on the road to pretty much anywhere north

mountainous track. Its summit provides a

of Wellington. If you blink, you could miss

breathtaking view of the town and its lake.

it, but why not hold your eyes open a little

Levin’s gardeners source many of the big

longer and take a look around – you might

city supermarkets and they are regulars at

be surprised.

the Wellington markets with their produce. If

You may know Levin for its Adventure Park or its un-swimmable lake, which briefly housed the town’s sewerage – a bit of a

Levin is a slice in the middle of paradise. With about 10 minutes between a beach, river, and mountain you can double dip or even triple dip all in one day. The beaches are so badass that a

you fancy fresh fruit or fragrant wine, this is

snippet from the first Lord of the Rings

the place to go.

movie was filmed in the forest-laden sand

Speaking of food, do you get hangry?

dunes of Levin’s very own Whitarere beach.

stinker, but shit happens. (Sorry for the pun,

Long trips up north are comforted by Levin’s

I’m from a small town, what do ya expect?)

take-away chain obsession. If it’s fast and

– holla! Oh, and if you get peckish at the

The townspeople fought long and hard for

it’s food, they’ve got it. I’d also recommend

beach, there’s a fancy Four Square delivers

the lake’s revival, but the sludge remains.

the Roast Shop, which does roast potatoes

the most delicious, decadent scoop of love

Only those brave enough to take to the

better than your mum.

on a cone into your hot little hands. There’s

water are the dare-devil ducks.

Levin hosts a few festivals, and by a few

Yes, Aragorn rides his horse on our hill

basically food everywhere.

However, the lake is used for rowing and

I mean three: the AP&I show, the Car Show,

kayaking. Levin local, kayaker Jasper Bats is

and lastly the Organic River Festival, where

town also has a night-life. The local bar,

off to the 2016 Olympics.

you’ll experience ‘all natural’ hairy women

O’Malley’s, or ‘the O’ is where the locals

mud wrestling, campfires, Gypsy jewels, and

let loose. It’s a popular reunion refuge for

caravans.

returning uni students, and the place that

Levin is not only full of raw sewerage, but raw beauty. Truth be told, the lake is stunning, and feeding the ducks, then

If Gypsy fashion isn’t your thing, the local

Aside from having fun in the sun, the

takes many teenagers’ drinking and pubbing

watching the sun set behind the hills gives

Save-Mart has been dubbed a shopping

virginities. If you love to get down to some

you the warm fuzzies.

haven. ‘Alty’ people from the cultural capital

dirty beats, ‘the O’ will give you a show.

Levin is welcoming and family orientated.

have been known to source their latest

Levin will always be home for me, and I

It has all the amenities a thriving town needs:

vintage threads from none other than ‘The

a local cinema, pool with a hydro-slide, brand

Mart.’ I personally picked up a purple dime-

new library, theatre, and skate park.

piece – a long knitted jumper, which had

“Live it, love it, live-in-it, leave it.” Levin is the

everyone questioning its birthplace. I’d reply

perfect nest, but birdy’s gotta fly.

Levin houses one of the most popular

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Making Memories in Melbourne

Marty Vidal

So you’ve decided you’re bored of whatever

makes for great photos for your Tumblr or

the many roulette tables. Put half of it back

soul-destroying, black hole of a city or town

Facebook feed, so your family can see that

in your pocket, and the other half on red.

you’re from, and you want to get out before

you’ve been a good little boy or girl – but

This is one of those moments that means

you kill or brutally hurt someone. Your bestie

that’s not really you. You’re a young, reckless

everything right now, but won’t mean a thing

told you they had a friend who went to

but charming, polite with a filthy streak, live

in two weeks. Nevertheless, you’ll never

Melbourne once, and you saw one of their

for the moment, curious and crazy individual

forget it. If that little white ball finds itself

selfies on Facebook and thought ‘Yeah, that’s

and you want to experience the Melbourne

on red, congratulations you’ve just doubled

as good a place as any to visit’. Well, good

that mirrors you. Well, that’s the Melbourne

your money and can now afford some better

choice, that’s the first good decision you’ve

I’m going to give you, the Melbourne an

drugs and alcohol, and maybe try out one of

had for a while. If you’re going to have a good

insider like me is very intimate with. I went

those nice restaurants. If not, you’ve still got

time there, you’ll have to make several more

to school with this Melbourne, we made out

duty free, and Coles brand instant noodles

good decisions, and a few (very important)

together, and we broke hearts together.

are pretty cheap and don’t taste too bad. If

bad ones. Reading this story is the second

Your flight has just arrived at Tullamarine

you don’t think you can survive your stay

good decision you’ll make to create a

airport and your first thought is getting

without that cash then I suggest you call

memorable short stay in Melbourne.

to your hotel or backpackers. Wrong. Your

Mumma, turn on the water works, and milk

first thought should be ‘how much of this

those saggy moose-nose tits for every ounce

right way to do Melbourne, no set path that

duty-free alcohol can I fit in my bag?’

of love that you’re worth. Suckle baby, suckle

ensures you’re going to leave this stylish

Once you’ve settled into your room and

hard!

but moody city with all your expectations

opened your first bottle of vodka, your next

satisfied. That said, there sure as hell are

move is to get your lazy arse to the Crown

to do in Melbourne then you’re a fucking

plenty of wrong ways to do Melbourne. You

Casino on the South Bank of the Yarrah

asshole. This city never gives up battering

could see the Melbourne skyline from the

River. The Crown is known for its high-end

you with events and activities, constantly

Eureka tower, which looms confidently over

fashion stores and fine dining restaurants

turkey slapping you in the face with live

the city, see the postcard-worthy boatsheds

where you’re likely to spot a celebrity or

music, festivals, major sporting events, and

of Brighton Beach, or view the spectacular

two – but you’re not here for that just yet.

world-class performers. This self-confessed

Twelve Apostles floating along the rugged

You know that money you’ve been slaving

sporting capital of the world plays host to

coastline of The Great Ocean Road. But that

away all summer, flipping burgers, checking

The Australian Open at Rod Laver Arena,

crap is for the tourists, or even your parents

groceries, or serving customers, to make?

Formula One at Albert Park, loads of AFL

ticking items off their bucket lists. That all

After you’ve withdrawn it all, find one of

games, as well as upcoming events like

First of all, there is no cookie cutter

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the Cricket World Cup Final, Real Madrid,

as most bars or clubs are open every night

At $3 for a cup, this great value coffee beats

Roma and Manchester City playing at the

of the week. But don’t let that fool you, this

any other specialty places nearby. Try +39

MCG in July. If you’re lucky enough to get

place crams all you need into one youthful,

Espresso and Pizza Bar on the corner of

along to a major sporting event you won’t

upbeat, whiskey-soaked night, which is

King and Collins: their coffee is like crack

be disappointed; the atmosphere can whip

just long enough to find that girl with those

cocaine and the Italian guys behind the

into an orgiastic frenzy faster than you can

dangerous green eyes that you like, or that

counter are insanely fun. Their flirt factor is

prematurely blow your load.

boy with them princely dimples, then fall in

massive though, no woman is safe. Seriously,

love and get back to your hotel for some of

I’m a dude, and I fear pregnancy when I’m

you’re a party animal then I’ve got you

that kinky safe-word shit you’re into. If live

there. Although Dukes on Flinders Lane has

covered too. There are several bars and

music is your thing then check out Corner

arguably the best coffee in Melbourne, it’s

clubs that every party boy or girl needs to

Hotel, Hi-Fi bar, The Espy, Yah Yah’s, or Ding

easily the wankiest. Everyone who works

check out. First on the list has to be Revolver

Dong Lounge.

here is the reason people hate specialty

If sports aren’t your thing though and

Upstairs on Chapel St in Prahan, or as the

You’re probably getting hungry right

coffee and baristas. That said, the coffee is

locals call it “fucking Revs mate!” This place

about now, and Melbourne is known for good

too good not to try, so must be on the list.

is mental. The doors open Friday evening

food. If you’re sick of eating maccas and

The gem of all Melbourne coffee stores has

and don’t close until Sunday evening, and

need something with more flavour than a

to be Market Lane on Therry Street, it’s quite

it has become a rite of passage for any

soggy dishcloth then Fat Bob’s in Moorabbin,

simply the best coffee store Melbourne has

party-going youth within a 200 mile radius

and The Dude Food Man in Essendon

to offer. It has great coffee and extremely

to see how long they can last there. It’s a

are easily the two best burger joints in

nice people with absolutely no wank factor.

non-stop party for two days – props to you

Melbourne. If you’re looking for a late night

This is a small slice of Melbourne paradise.

if you’ve got the stamina to last the entire

eatery, Danny’s Burgers in Fitzroy is all you

If you don’t try this place out at least once,

time without withering into a dried husk.

need to know. They’re open until the wee

then your life will never be complete.

The floor here can get pretty sticky which

hours of the morning so it’s perfect for that

means it’s next to impossible to fall over, but

post-party hunger craving.

if you do, god help you. The music can be a

If you’re doing Melbourne right though,

It may seem as though I’ve only touched on Melbourne as a city. You know the important things though, like where to get

bit down-tempo at times, especially during

most of your meals will be liquid, whether

your caffeine fix, where to party, and where

the Saturday and Sunday morning recovery

they be made up of alcohol, liquid ecstasy,

to go to satisfy your greasy food cravings

periods. Pro tip: buy as much MDMA as you

or coffee. Melbourne is famous for its coffee.

when you’re hungover. If you do Melbourne

can before you head to Revs – you’re gonna

There’s two types of coffee stores you could

right though, you will never be hungover –

need it.

visit: the good honest coffee store with good

you’ll always be pingin’, and getting among

service and great people, or the wanky,

the buzz of a city that Melbourne is. So

way and you’re looking for something a bit

self-obsessed circle jerk store where the

throw away your tourist guides, blow your

more central, then Cloud Nine on King St

baristas love the smell of their own self-

cash, get loose as fuck, and experience the

in the CBD is your next stop. This bar is

roasted farts. T-Roy Browns in the Banana

Melbourne that mirrors the true you.

only open from 9pm Saturday night until

Alley Vaults has great coffee with none of

10am Sunday morning, which is quite rare

the wank, and also has killer jaffles (toasties).

If Revs seems a little too far out of the

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Representative Chic Holy Budgie Smugglers

out front in an attempt to ban the sporting

Spokesperson, Patrick Morgan.

There might be plenty to talk about from the

material, reportedly because “large men in

Off the back of this, there’s

past month - like Key going guns blazing for

very tiny shorts” were deterring customers.

the argument that “bicycle helmets are too

ISIS, or Winnie Peters running for Northland,

The sign read: “The bicycle is a beautiful

flimsy to prevent serious brain injuries and

but instead we think it far more gratuitous

thing but they never should have invented

that cyclists should be wary of depending on

to talk about what really matters. No, not

Lycra! No Lycra shorts please.”

them for protection.”

segways.

With 128 comments on the Stuff website, one can safely conclude there is a theme: people either love or hate cyclists. One troll by the name of Jimmy Conway wrote, “it’s funny, cycling was never vilified until the potbellied corporate types in the throes of a midlife crisis decided to take up our sport. “Now we have them riding three abreast, abusing drivers and taking over suburban cafes. Put the Pinarello on Trade

Cycling garb. What is it with politicians

But, the real concern for New Zealanders

Me and waddle back to the golf course, the

is the lack of bicycle lanes. Wellington

lot of you.”

Mayor, Celia Wade-Brown, is all about

wearing spandex? I mean, of course we

getting the Island Bay route into the capital,

were expecting budgie-smugglers on the

even despite lack of funding and/or public

likes of Tony Abbott, but seriously, Trevor

support. As for Auckland, well if Taylor

Mallard, what ARE you wearing and why on

Swift is in on it, then the Skypath is covered.

earth are you fraternising with the company

But, Julie Anne Genter says the real problem

of Cameron Slater? S’pose he is the “bad

is in the social construct, which dates back

boy” of the Labour Party, after all.

to a systemic engineering paradigm of the 1950s. In other news, thank you, Mr Key, for

“Traffic engineers traditionally took

giving us, via Google images, this goldmine

the principles of water engineering, which

of a photograph. Where’s ya bloody

primarily was about monitoring the peak

helmet, mate? Yes, we’re talking about the

flow of water and building big pipes to

helmet debate.

accommodate it,” she said.

AECOM Technology Corporation

Traffic engineers of the day applied

representative, Jack Jiang, a global provider

this exact same model to cars when car

of technical management and support

ownership was increasing: anything other

services said, “there is strong advocacy

than a car was thought to be an “add on” and

against helmet wearing because it acts as a

invading the space specifically reserved for

barrier against cycling”.

the flow of traffic.”

Campaigns that enforce helmet wearing Journalist, Ruby Harfield, documented the trials and tribulations of how road users view “spandex-clad cyclists” in a

are enforcing a construct that cycling is dangerous, he said. After they introduced helmets in

Fairfax article, where Heathcote’s Castle

Australia, cycling numbers fell a third,

Rock Cafe owners got their wheels in a spin

because there was a safety in numbers

over cyclists sporting Lycra in their cafe.

effect: anything that reduced the number

Claiming to be “unashamedly motorist friendly since 2008”, the cafe put a sign

No. 2 / 2015

of people on bikes made it kind of risky for

And she don’t need no spandex to say it how

everyone, said Cycling Advocate’s Network

it is, amIright?

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Uni Mum I am your new surrogate Uni Mum (“I’m not

local bar, and gain experience in your

Trust me, four excited and connected young

a regular mum, I’m a cool mum”) here to

chosen field of study? You work for free

adults make a much better impression on the

offer sound advice (and virtual hugs) about

apparently. Internships are essentially a

industry then one lonely designer walking

anything to do with university life. From

way for businesses to gain cheap labour,

door to door of boutiques with an armful of

the flatmate who steals your clothes, to the

and take out their frustrations on an eager

skirts, tops, and jackets.

test you will cheat on, to your cunning plans

and hardworking young adult. But they also

to bang that babe down the hallway, and

provide you with a hands-on, from-the-

actively gain experience and can be shifted

everything in between. If you have an issue

horses-mouth insight into exactly what you

across all fields of study. The most important

you would like me to cover, just flick me an

will be doing everyday for the rest of your

thing to remember however is that you have

email (editor@massivemagazine.org.nz) and

existence. They also provide these wonderful

to really want it. Being a half-arsed sad-sack

I will be sure to write about it next month.

things called references (providing you

that needs their hand held through any

don’t royally fuck off your boss), and can

collaboration will put you in the “too hard

Floating into the second month of uni for the

create a special compilation of work you

basket” and no one will ever work with you

year is always a bit ho-hum. The basics have

have actually already done to ‘wow’ future

again. First impressions stick, I can assure

been taught in classes, you have established

employers. And hey, if you’re not a totally

you of that.

exactly what you have to do to pass the

useless prick, they might even hire you on

In my experience, people are always

paper, and let’s be honest, you probably

a paid basis upon the completion of your

pretty keen to help, but sometimes you’ve

aren’t going to start any assignments until

degree. Another fabulous thing about

just gotta go it alone. If you are studying

the day they are due anyway. So what have

university students is that you are hungry.

journalism, start hitting up friends and family

I got to tell you this month? Well, not much

Be it hungry for money, fame, experience,

who know something interesting and write

to be honest, other than giving you some

friendship or actual food, you know exactly

about it. Start a blog (please just don’t take

mediocre advice about how to get the best

what you want, and you know how to create

photos of yourself in a House of G ensemble

out of your degree. It is normal in our society

the means to get it. Ever heard the saying

and call it fashion). Send your articles to

to attend university should you want to

fake it until you make it? This is what I’m

a local paper or website, such as

get an above average career and be able

talking about! Say you are a fashion student

MASSIVE Magazine.

to purchase a house anywhere that isn’t in

who wants to show off your designs but

Auckland in the next 10-15 years. But here’s

you have no budget and no platform – time

internship, Massey even offers a paper

something they didn’t tell you: gaining

to recruit! Snap up a photography student

through some degrees that helps you gain

employment upon graduating is fucking

with a camera, a make up artist from your

placement and get credits for it (find out

hard. Plot twist: Every job warrants both a

local beauty school and get a tall and skinny

more on Massey’s website). But in the

degree and somewhere between 1-3 years

friend to stand in some awkward poses for

meantime, get your name out there, put

experience. A paradox if I ever heard one.

you. Everyone gets some experience, and

what you are learning into practice and be

something to add to their portfolio. Agree to

proactive. Even if you’re first year, work your

year degree, earning next to nothing while

credit each other on social media, and use

butt off, learn the ins and outs and never

getting drinks thrown on you in your

your joint contacts to try and gain interest.

take no for an answer.

So, how do you suffer through a three

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Collaborating is the best way to pro-

If you are interested in doing an

Uni Mum


th

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lly .

Ask Guru Dear Guru, my period is irregular. I’ve just

you’re both not as risk of anything that bad

lubricant that the vagina creates! So

entered into a new relationship; luckily I’ve

(obviously, make sure he wears a condom

your fanny will be super slippery and fun!

hit the jackpot and haven’t had my period

– safe sex means a happy life). However,

Wooohooo! And, you’ll be saving on lube

while dating him. But it’s back, and it’s

some people get quite icky about it; they say

costs – so no need to dip into your course

been here for two weeks (this is normal …

things like, ‘ew… it’s gross! – it’s blood’ blah,

related costs to buy KY. Be safe – Guru xo

just the way my body works). I’m horny and

blah, blah. If your boyfriend falls into this

I just want to fuck him. How do I ask him to

category, you can either try and convert him

I think I have a small penis. My girlfriend

do it, and will he be grossed out?

to liking period sex, or just let him know your

never compliments me and doesn’t really

current situation, and state that he won’t

seem interested when we are having sex,

delve into how he can penetrate you in a

be getting to tap yo’ front bum until it’s all

and compared to what I see in porn I am

non-grotesque way – let your doctor know

finished.

sure my penis is small. How do I make it

Periods just ruin life. Firstly, before I

about your irregular period. It could be due

If your boyfriend is happy to have sex

grow?

to a number of factors that probably need to

with you while you’re on your period, or you

Mate, have no fear – pretty much the entire

be addressed by a doctor.

convert him (well done!), then follow this

world has a small willy compared to porn

simple advice to ensure it all goes well.

stars. They not only have above average

The honeymoon stage of your relationship is the best stage ever. Your

- Have sex in the shower. It’s efficient

sized penises, but also the camera work is

fanny will get pounded like there’s no

because you’re being pleasured and cleaned

astronomical. The amount of different angles

tomorrow, and his willy will be rubbed raw.

at the same time.

they use distorts your actual perception of

It’s great, fun times, and not having sex

- Don’t have sex on white sheets.

the size of the penis, and they shoot the

during this stage of your love is a bit shit. If

Actually, don’t have sex on anything unless

penetration scenes in ways that make it look

he’s OK with blood, then I see no problem

it can be washed. So throw down some old

a lot bigger than it really is. What would be a

with him putting his willy in it. It is just

towels and prepare to make some beautiful

7-inch penis looks like a 13-inch monster to

uterine lining, purely natural, and infection is

red art on them. #designstudent

the rest of us. So, don’t fret over porn – it’s

just as likely as normal penetrative sex – so

Ask Guru

Also – the blood acts as another natural

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My boyfriend really wants to stick it in my

A) Lube. Lots and lots of lube.

your little man, but all dudes feel this at

bum – and I want him to, too. I just need to

B) Towels.

some point in their life. We all wish that we

know how to make it happen!

C) Condoms. There is no excuse for not

It also sucks that you feel this way about

were born with a dick the size of our forearm,

Go you guys for trying out new things!

using one. They save lives, and keep you

but that just wouldn’t be practical. Imagine if

Relationships often go stale, and there is

you were the girl/boy who has the pleasure

nothing better to spice up a relationship

D) A winning attitude.

of having sex with you, and you whipped out

than sticking a willy where ya poo comes

4. Get in the mood and get comfortable.

that forearm sized willy with the intent to

out! But seriously, that’s exciting. Follow my

If you’re feeling relaxed inside, your bum-hole

ram it inside of them – no fun at all. What you

steps below to make it comfortable for both

should follow suit, and loosen up. There’s

need to learn is how to use your penis, rather

parties involved. I have also included some

nothing worse than a tense bum-hole when

than wanting to change it.

advice to ensure you’re both safe and clean

you want to try anal for the first time. Once

throughout this new experience.

you’re feeling super chill and particularly

If we are talking 1-3 inches in length and small girth, then go see your doctor and talk

1. Have a decent shit. Try your hardest to

both safe.

kinky, just let it happen, and enjoy the ride.

to them about what your options could be

get it all out, and don’t poo for at least two

If at any point it becomes uncomfortable, or

to increase the size of it. If it’s anything over

hours before you undertake operation anal.

you just don’t like it – you need to let your

four inches, then well done, you’re around

2. Have a bath. If you bathe together,

boyfriend know. It’s your bum, so you have

average. Average is five inches, anything

you can start your sexy times there. Nothing

above six inches is above average, and

screams anal more than a hot steamy

anything over eight inches is blessed by the

bathroom. Throw out the rubber ducks, fill

Remember, bums are fun. Just be safe,

lords. In regards to your girlfriend, you need

the tub with bubbles and get cleaning. You

and live, laugh, love throughout the entire

to tell her about your insecurity. Maybe she

need to clean everything. So make sure his

experience #bepreparedforhavingasorebum.

isn’t all that noisy externally, but internally

penis is squeaky-clean and sparkly, and your

she is screaming with pleasure. Regardless,

bum is free of everything.

let her know. I have no doubts that she’ll say that you have a big one. Love Guru.

No. 2 / 2015

3. Now you’re all clean and dry – set the

the choice of what happens with it. Good luck, and just have fun with it.

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Food Blog

Sasha Borissenko Almond Croissants

Lavender Polenta Cake

Okay, okay, okay, I know, I know. I’ve got to cool it with the almond

So, post Galentines and ValentinesDIEDIEDIE as my workmate calls it,

croissants. The thing is – they’re my Achilles heel, my elixir of life! I

I was feeling all whimsical and thought, hey, why not make something

had the hilarious idea to try a year without them and one week in, I

ethereal and delicious? And what better way to make an ethereal dish

failed miserably. Meh. Live, love, laugh, I say.

than to add flowers, particularly lavender. What’s more, I love a good “let’s do it right” challenge, in other words, getting on the #paleo

Ingredients

#glutenfree #thinspo boat. So, when I came across a recipe (thanks

500g defrosted sweet puff pastry (yes ready-made, a girl’s gotta

to my mother) that incorporated polenta, well, I lost it. But that was

work, man), 250g butter, ½ C sugar, 1 C almond meal/flour, pinch of

before I looked at the rest of the recipe, which incorporates every

salt ( the coarser, the better), 2 eggs

other sinful ingredient known to man #treatyoself. It must also be mentioned that because of the lavender in the recipe, I found myself

For the croissants, firstly divide the butter into about five or six

foraging around the ‘burbs of Wellington while hungover. Needless to

pieces. Lay out the defrosted sweet puff pastry. Using a rolling pin,

say, it would’ve been a treat for any onlookers.

you want to sandwich one of the butter pieces into the pastry, which Ingredients

you will fold in half. Roll out until the butter has combined with the pastry. Repeat this folding, sandwiching and rolling process six or so

200g softened butter, ⅔ c caster sugar, 200 g polenta, 100 g all,

times until you have used all of the required butter. If done correctly

purpose flour, 1 ½ tsp baking powder, 3 eggs, zest of two lemons,

(and ahoy, I have failed a number of times) this process creates the

plus, juice of one lemon, 1 tsp of dried lavender.

buttery/flaky pastry. Biff in the oven for 20-30 minutes (170 degrees Celsius). Leave out to dry. Now, if you’re like me, you will want an

Grab a cake tin from the cupboard or your next door neighbour. No

almond croissant in your person ASAP. However, if you leave those

meatloaf tin will do. You need it. Grease that thang. Grease it real

puppies for a couple of days, the stale bread makes for a better

good. Preheat your oven to 180 degrees Celsius. Now, either with

almond croissant. Now for the delicious filling! Combine the sugar,

your hulk-like arms or a mixer, beat the butter and sugar until you

almond meal, the salt and stir. Add the two eggs and whisk/electric

have a deliciously whipped mixture. We are talking 3-5 minutes

mix the heck out of it. Once fluffy, cut those croissants in half, scoop

worth of whipping, folks. Now, forage around your kitchen to find

about two dollops into each croissant, drizzle a bit of mixture on top

another bowl, in it, combine flour, polenta, and baking powder. Add

and further bake those puppies for about 15 - 20 minutes. Hot dayum!

the dry ingredients to the butter mixture and beat the heck out of,

Perfect with a piccolo (Italian coffee – how pretentious and probably

simultaneously. Hustle. Add those eggs while you beat, beat, beat.

culturally insensitive or inaccurate, but all is well with a croissant in

Finally beat in the lemon zest, juice and lavender. Pour the said

ya belly, amIright?). Photo sourced from essentialbaking.com.

mixture into the cake (not meatloaf) tin and bake for about 40-45 minutes. Now, while I’m VERY partial to icing, this cake really only needs a dusting of icing sugar. However, for all the icing fiends, like myself, might I suggest you make a syrup of sorts by boiling together a bit of lemon juice and sugar on a stove-top. For more frivolously fun recipes check out: doilydarlings.blogspot.co.nz

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Magic Potion

Drawn to the Light

Lena Morelo

Help her as she swirls to the depths of the bottle, Spirally downwards with every sip that she takes, Warm wine soothing her parched throat, Along with her worries. Romantic – Her soft lips press a gentle print On the glass as they meet, Nerves disappear, Butterflies no longer flutter. A chill travels down her spine, Warmth inside-out as she downs her first shot – Premium Vodka for only $31.99, Though that’s not the only price she will pay. Intoxicated chatter flows, From her blood-stained lips, The same blood-red that fills her glass, The delicate glass that eventually shatters, It always does. As she floats through a dark tunnel of anxiety, Playing in puddles, Of her toxic emotions, She then drowns in her pool of despair. The spotlight shines on her now, Isn’t that all she wanted? Her silence cries out, The desperation no longer seems faint. As the lights brighten, Her thoughts darken. This temporary cure, Once thought to be a magical potion, Burns her throat, Tarnishes her thoughts, Blinds her from reality. No. 2 / 2015

Anon

When the sun is absent, as night emerges, the neon signs glow like fireflies. Bloated and mutated into square lettering, enticing and provoking, they shine in the gloom. It is then not an unrefuted certainty that moths of a certain breed would form a single, faceless crowd. The night-time crowd of the pre-inebriated materialise and shuffle through the urban sprawl, with minds empty, lost in a haze of artificial euphoria. All they emit are yells that mix and carry through the still night – excited to be young and alive. There are dens of these creatures. Small, dark places where repetitive patterns of sound force the crowd into a strange frenzied sequence of movements, while sharper neon lights flash from above. The night is all that there is; no concept of the inevitable regret of waking once more into an obtuse morning exists in the crowds’ collective consciousness. They are children of the present and the immediate. But alas, all illusions of the present remaining stagnant are doomed to fail as time progresses in its same inexorable pace. The crowd disperses, becoming individuals once more, if such a thing truly ever existed. In slumber they dream of nothing. When the moon is absent, as day emerges, the neon fireflies cease to glow once more.

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Drowning Flowers

Tess Calogaras

The wind rumbled through the orange

into the dip just above the dimples on my

my face to the window so he couldn’t read

orchards, causing the fruit to bruise. The

back and made us sway. I could hear the

my expression.

sky looked exasperated as it twisted the

rain growling above us, tapping his fingers

trees in its hand like a wrung-out loin cloth.

against the aluminium; crackling softly upon

me. A man just trying to pinch a moment

The day felt sinister, maddening. It felt as

the metal as he held me.

before it evaporated. I lay hushed, gloomy;

though the sky was going to collapse on

In bed he cradled me in his arms using

I stared at the photos he had taken of

hostile. My heavy head tilted to the side. I

my head and atomise my soul. I welcomed

his warmth as my blanket, snuggling his

could feel his gentle, sullen eyes rest upon

these days with a great apprehension. The

head into my neck and stroking my stomach

me, waiting for me to screech. “I’d really

mist made the water-beads bleed against

with his fingertips, kissing my back softly.

appreciate it if you came” he had said, hurt

the drowning petals, causing them to droop;

I had felt him against me as he continued

in his voice; lump in his throat. Tossing the

melancholy. A body of grey draped over the

to kiss my ear lobe, cheek, nose, mouth. I

photos on the ground I pinched the bridge

air, and the path became dusted in street

sighed as I had turned to him and let his

of my nose. “Was I a bad person?” The

lights of golden dew that sparkled against

hands move over my midriff.

thought resonated in my head and had laid

the pavement. The water toppled into

He burrowed his head into my nape

the concrete and created puddles, which

and his mouth rumbled against it as his

footsteps broke and carried down the road.

body dreamt. I moved over and slept,

Saturated, I had waddled my boots through the slushed earth and had

its eggs. “I’ll try” I had whispered. We both knew the answer. I saw him again weeks later, sitting on a

awaking hours later in his arms again –

bus. He either didn’t see me, or refused to,

he had found me.

as I smiled to an empty canvas. My heart

staggered down the drive, before the sea

The next morning I watched the clock

could devour me entirely. The house had

like a vulture tracking a deer. He had to leave

hatched and flew around my head. He had

smelled of rosemary and ash, and he had

at nine and the minutes couldn’t move any

told me once about how his mother had

rushed to me like an infant to his mother,

slower. He kissed my face and told me he

died. They were tramping up a mountain

and he had covered me in kisses, as if his lips

wanted to stay in this bed forever, as I stared

when she passed out and never woke up

could drain the flood from my body. “I look

blankly at the ceiling. He had then jumped

again. He was twelve.

terrible”, I remember whining, my makeup

up and spoken excitedly about his end-of-

melting down my face like an over-brim of

year exhibition and had asked me to come.

doesn’t beat his fingers on your roof. He has

black and red. “You look beautiful” he had

“You’re in so many of the photos, and I want

a girlfriend and a job as a photographer at

said, his dark beard stretched up towards

you to meet everyone.” I remember my voice

a gallery. He lives where the flowers don’t

his ears. He grabbed my hand, rubbing his

quivering when I had asked, “What day is

drown and the people don’t let you down.

thumb against my skin before holding it

it? Tuesday? Oh I don’t know I have a lot of

to his arm. He had placed his other hand

reports due around then.” I sheepishly threw

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burrowed into my chest. The bugs had

He lies in Australia now, where the rain

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1. What is the average living cost that an everyday student is entitled to per week? 2. Which town in New Zealand is known for its Adventure Park? 3. What is the name of the French record label that Estere is signed to? 4. What is Drake’s new album called? 5. What is the name of 2015’s VUWSA president? 6. Where in Melbourne is the Crown Casino? 7. What is the name of the man who Citizenfour is based on ? 8. Name two businesses that now operate on the grounds of the former Kingseat Psychiatric Hospital? 9.What date was Clubs Day on the Auckland campus? 10. Is there a Latin Poetry club on the Manawatu campus?

Quiz Answers from Last Month 1. Linsey Higgins 2. A what’s on tab 3. Manawatu 4. 12 5. Fleet Foxes 6. Little soaps that hotel’s stocked 7. Lazy Seals president and one of the three judges at the competition 8. Whiplash and American Sniper 9. Jane Clifton, and Trevor Mallard 10. 140 million rides

Fill the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 box contains the numbers 1 to 9.

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Editor Kim Parkinson (04) 801 5799 ext. 63765 editor@massivemagazine.org.nz Design and Layout Harriet Simpson (04) 801 5799 ext. 63764 design@mawsa.org.nz Advertising, Marketing and Mawsa Association Manager James Collings (04) 801 5799 ext. 63763 manager@mawsa.org.nz Publisher massivemagazine.org.nz ISSN 2253-5918 (Print) ISSN 2253-5926 (Online) Please contact your local campus reporters if you want an issue to be covered that applies specifically to your campus. Albany Julia Braybrook juliabraybrook@gmail.com Manawatu Carwyn Walsh carwynwalsh@gmail.com Wellington Kim Parkinson editor@massivemagazine.org.nz

Contributors Julia Braybrook, Carwyn Walsh, Sasha Borissenko, Paul Berrington, Taryn Dryfhout, Kehlsi Ramsay, Liz Chandler, Hannah Douglass, Lauren Hutchinson, Gisele Mulholland, Marty Vidal, Tessa Calogaras, Aidan Doyle, Lena Morelo, Uni Mum, Guru, Rep Chic. Image Credits Front and back cover Ryan Scott, ryanscottart.tumblr.com, instagram.com/ ryhannis or email ryans1995@gmail. com. Editorial page 2,Jamie Bottomley, instagram.com/badbitchkitsch Kingseat: Present page 14, Anton Burian, email anton@0800phantom.co.nz Living Costs Too High page 18, Bridget Daulby, www. cargocollective.com/bridgetdaulby,email bridget.daulby@gmail.com Photographic Feature, page 23, Erin Walker, erinjeanwalker. tumblr.com Entertainment Feature page 30, Amber Varde Travel page 36 + 37 Marty Vidal Uni Mum page 42 , Te Hana Taila Goodyer, tehanatailagoodyer.com, email thtgoodyer@gmail.com Ask Guru, page 42, Brad Smit, brdsmt.tumblr.com, email bradley. smit@live.com Drowning Flowers page 46 , Tessa Calogaras. Disclaimer: The views, beliefs and opinions reflected in the pages of MASSIVE Magazine do not necessarily represent those of Massey University, its staff, Albany Students’ Association (ASA), Massey University Students’ Association (MUSA), Massey at Wellington Students’Association (MAWSA), Extramural Students’ Society, or the MASSIVE editor. Read online issuu.com/massivemagazine

The Man Behind the Cover Hey, my name is Ryan Scott. I’m currently a third-year Graphic Design student, based in Welly, but raised in Auckland. Doodles and sketches have always been a big part of my life. I was raised by creatives and my brother showed me the ropes from an early age. I’ve been engulfed by the music and art world as they interlink so much, and I’ve always been big on cover art. My influences come from anything and everything but a few of my favourite artists are Conor Harrington, El Decertor, Broken Fingaz Crew, and Keith Haring. MF DOOM was a big musical shift and brought me into street culture and art a bit more. My style has adapted over time, from an initial painting background shifting more to pens, purely as it allows more work to flow as it’s still fresh in my mind. My cover concept and style was adapted from an artist, Miguel Endara, as well as my brother Blake Scott, who both work in pointillism. The concept for the cover piece was loosely based around the idea of O-Week and the stupid antics we all get up to in our week of shame. For more of my work, check out: ryanscottart.tumblr.com, ryhannis/instagram. com or email me at ryans1995@gmail.com. This publication uses vegetable based inks and environmentally responsible papers. The document is printed throughout on SUMO Laser, which is FSC® certified and from responsible forests, manufactured under ISO14001 Environmental Management Systems. MASSIVE magazine is committed to reducing its environmental footprint.


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