ARE WE NOT ALONE?
an ad for mashed potatoes
A TINY, SHINING DODECAHEDERON APPROACHES A HUGE SPACESHIP SHAPED LIKE A PIECE OF ELBOW MACARONI. IT MAKES ITS WAY TO A CIRCULAR REUPTAKE WHICH LEADS INTO A HUGE HANGAR. A DISHEVELLED MAN WITH TOO MUCH HAIR AND NO CLOTHES EMERGES, TRACKING
SO SHE’S ALWAYS MEAN. Iffy Carfish: “You better have something good to tell me, wearing a smile like that.” A WEIRD GOO ACROSS THE SPOTLESS WHITE FLOOR. FROM OFFSCREEN,
AN IMPERIOUS FEMALE VOICE ADDRESSES THE GOOEYMAN AS A GOOFY SMILE UNSAVES HIS FACE.SHE IS IFFY CARFISH, PRINCESS OF THE LADIES’ AUXILLIARY PLANET OF
KEYSTROKE DIFFERENTIAL NYAHNYAH. SHE HAS A COMPLEX HAIRPILE WHICH NO ONE’S EVER BEEN ABLE TO DISENTANGLE,