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Sli ing oors The seemingly invincible, seemingly immortal athletes we cheer and adore during the Olympics also came from humble beginnings. They were once puny mortals, too -- believe it or not. Only through supreme sacrifice and dedication, not to mention, God-given talent, enabled them to rise above their peers. Read on and discover where your favorite super-beings started their their long ardous trek to glory.

As a boy, Bruce Jenner had dyslexia and struggled in school.

Instead of sulking, he turned to sports where he gained success.

He won a gold medal at the 1976 Summer Olympics in Montreal, scoring a world record-setting 8,634 points in the decathlon.

After his win, a bystander handed him an American flag, which he enthusiastically grabbed for a victory lap, a gesture that has been repeated in Olympic games ever since.

Before They Were

Olympians

Michael Phelps has won 16 Olympic medals six gold and two bronze at Athens in 2004, and eight gold at Beijing in 2008. Suprisingly, at age seven, Phelps was still “a little scared� to put his head underwater, so his instructors allowed him to Olympic skier Picabo Street, named float around on his back. Not surprisingly, the first stroke he after a neighboring town, was a mastered was the backstroke. tomboy, playing sports with the boys and beating them whenever Soon, after seeing his swimming idols compete at the 1996 Olymshe could. A naturally talented pics, Phelps started to dream of downhill competitor, she endangered her dreams of Olympic gold becoming a champion himself. when she injured her knee during a Michael’s talents and fierce training run. The recovery process sense of competition made it all was long and difficult, but Picabo possible. Now, Phelps holds the record for the most gold medStreet made it back by the time of the 1998 Winter Olympics. She als won in a single Olympics and won the gold medal in the Super G his medal total is second only to event. She went on to win several gymnast Larissa Latynina.

Olympic medals and championships during her career.

Nancy Kerrigan often tagged along with her brothers while they played hockey, becoming a self-described “tomboy.”

Kerrigan would face a tragic career setback very early on, when she was attacked and her kneecap and quadriceps tendon bruised. However, Kerrigan surprised critics and wowed fans with a silver medal win at the 1994 Winter Olympics, finishing second by 0.1 points.

Michael Jordan was cut from his high school team in his first try. However, Jordan, the ultimate competitor, persevered. Now, with 2 Olympic championship medals to his name, Jordan is considered one of the best basketball players ever. Michael Jordan dominated the sport from the mid-1980s to the late 1990s.

Jesse Owens was a frail child, often sick with chronic bronchial congestion and pneumonia. Still, at the young age of seven he was picking up to 100 pounds of cotton a day to help his family put food on the table. Owens flourished as an athelete, and in 1936 Owens won four gold medals at the Olympic Games in Berlin.

Born on May 28, 1971, Russian Ekaterina Gordeeva is not only a champion ice skater but also a symbol of grace, strength, and courage. Gordeeva’s parents both worked hard and traveled so much that Gordeeva and her sister, Maria, often stayed with their grandparents. Gordeeva’s grandmother read Grimm’s fairytales to Gordeeva, not knowing that’s how Gordeeva would later describe her life--like a fairytale. At four, too young to try out for ballet as her father had wanted, Gordeeva was invited for a skating tryout.

By the time she turned five years old, Gordeeva was practicing four times a week. At age 11, Ekaterina Gordeeva (called Katia by her friends) became one of a pair -- a pair of “G’s” -- Gordeeva and Grinkov. In their 13 years of skating together, Gordeeva and Sergei Grinkov became friends, fell in love, married, became parents, and won four World championships and two Olympic gold medals.

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Murphy’s Law He’s probably the greatest genius of the century His law “If anything can go wrong, it will.” has proven to be true.

Under any condition, in any place at any time.

Let the Games Begin!

Memorable Events That Shaped The Olympics

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Are You A Carrot, An Egg, Or A Coffee Bean?

“When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?”

DON’T QUIT A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill them. Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path.

The Empty Easter Egg Jeremy was born with a twisted body and a slow mind. At the age of 12 he was still in second grade, seemingly unable to learn. Most of the time, however, Jeremy just irritated his teacher.

The Duck and the Devil The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God’s grace and mercy that we are saved.

Don’t Lie to Your Mother Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner... who lives with a female roommate, Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice...

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The Power of Digital Drawing

I never thought I’ll see the day, digital wizardry will match up with good old-fashioned drawing techniques. Although I am amazed at what digital painting softwares have achieved, I never really believed it can emulate how pencils and brushes interacts with paper and canvas. I have to admit, technology has finally caught up with us in terms of this medium. Our only saving glory? Well, it is still man that controls both medium.

Ummm, Up to now, for the moment...

Watch this time-lapsed video and be amazed and mesmerized.

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World-wide, almost 5 million die prematurely each year as a result of smoking.

STOP SMOKING. IT KILLS.

Take your hat of Murphy. He’s probably the greatest genius of the century.

His law “If anything can go wrong, it will.” has proven to be true.

Under any condition, in any place at any time.

For example, why does it always rain on a that warm summer day when you plan to go out on a picnic or whenever you forgot to bring your raincoat. And when you do remember to bring an umbrella, the sun shines as if there is no tomorrow.

There is no way to escape this course or curse as it may be. People have often objected to high heavens and cry “Why me?” and it sort of become somewhat of a paranoia already. And why not! Just when you are in the middle of an exam, suddenly you feel this urge to go to the restroom to relieve yourself. You run out of bond paper just when you need to type a very urgent and important report. The water suddenly runs out in the middle of a soapy bath.

And why is it that when you are hurrying to go to someplace, the same route will take thrice as long due to unexpected traffic.

Murphy’s

Law

So stop being bitter and mad at such ridiculous situations for fear that a lot of other things may go wrong. Learn to smile or even laugh at yourself and surrender to your faithful fate. Dare not ask “What else can go wrong?” For there’s a million of other things that can go wrong.

Murphy couldn’t have said it better.

Call it logic, call it coincidence — call it anyway you want. But it’s the truth and it happens all the time. It’s a universal law where there are no exceptions.

Murphy was right. And now he’s chuckling at all those people who doubt him and yet experience the traumas of his law. In any situations something will suddenly go wrong. As Murphy brilliantly theorized, “If anything can go wrong... it will!”

Come to think of it, Murphy never had it so good.

Kvisoft FlipBook Maker Pro Page Flip Software to Embed Multimedia to Pages Kvisoft Flipbook Maker Pro is a profession type of page flip software to convert your PDF files to page-turning digital publications. The powerful page editing functions allows you to embed videos, images, audio, hyperlinks, hotspots and more multimedia objects to the output flipping pages. Creating multimedia page flipping books makes so easy with this flip page software!

Professional PDF page flip software Kvisoft Flipbook Maker Pro provides you an professional way to integrate hyperlinks, videos, images, sounds, clipcart and more multimeida objects to your output flipping page books. A nice program to make digital publicatiions.

Brand new Interface, more easy-to-use The new-designed Flipbook Maker makes it more intuitive for users. Once opening the page flip software, you will see four main buttons: Add File, Edit Page, Design and Publish. Well, the flipping book creation work is so easy within only four steps.

Import multiple type files Besides importing PDF files to flipbook, you also can import Flash movies (.flv, f4v, mp4 and .swf), images (.jpg, .png, .bmp, .jpeg, gif) as flipping book pages. So, it would be a nice application to make photo flipping books and video flipping books.

Integrate Multimedia objects to PDF pages Adding multimedia to your PDF pages is very simple. You can add text, hyperlinks, video (YouTube video included), Flash movie, images, hotspot, clipart, and sound to output PDF flipping pages and enrich your output PDF flipping book.

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Let the Games Begin!

Memorable Events That Shaped The Olympics

Nadia Comaneci: Montreal 1976

Romanian Nadia Comaneci, 4ft 11in and 14 years of age, broke the Soviet Union’s stranglehold on gymnastics when she won the women’s all-round title in Montreal. She will be remembered though for her performances in the team competition when she made Olympic history by receiving a perfect score of 10 for her performances on the uneven bars and then the beam. She was to score five more 10s during the Games, winning three gold medals, one silver and one bronze. She became the first person to be awarded the Olympic Order twice, the highest honour bestowed by the IOC.

United Korean Athletes: Sydney, 200 They were divided at the 38th parallel, but reunified in Sydney. It was probably only symbolic-perhaps even delusional, but when an event can bring two countries which are officially at war to march under the same flag, it gives the spectator an idea of the strength of the Olympic movement.

A flag with the map of undivided Korea in blue over a white background was carried by Park Jung Chon, a North Korean judo coach and Chun Un Soon, a basketball player from South Korea while the band aptly played an emotional folk song. Same uniform, same flag, same song – it seemed for one fleeting moment in history, the two nations forgot the past and embraced the future.

Dan Jansen’s redemption: Lillehammer, Norway 1996

Dan Jansen, the speed skater who had promised so much, but had failed to deliver was competing in the 1000 meters finals at Lillehammer. It is his last chance at redemption. Four years earlier at the Calgary games, he had failed to make much of an impact after hearing the news of his sister Jane’s death. Call it what you willdestiny, an act of divine providence, whatever-he skated like never before, created a world record, and took home the gold. And if there is anything called poignancy in sport-it is this- Dan Jansen, holding his little girl and looking up to the heavens saying ‘This is for you, Jane.’

Muhammad Ali lights the Olympic flame: Atlanta 1996

At last he emerged from the background. A body weathered by Parkinson’s but the mind astute as ever.

Shivering he lit the flame. No other sportsman in the history of sport had meant so much to so many as Muhammad Ali. For the dignity of the man was consummate – never relinquishing ideals for money or fame, Ali was the people’s champion – the underdog in sport and life. “They didn’t tell me who would light the flame, but when I saw it was you, I cried” said Bill Clinton. He wasn’t the only one.

Stephen Akhwari: Mexico 1968

A little known Tanzanian runner, John Stephen Akhwari entered the Olympic stadium – the last man to do so in the marathon contest. After a fall and carrying a dislocated knee, he hobbled up to the track amidst a thunderous applause by the crowd which was lucky enough to get a glimpse of this gallant champion. It was later written of his perseverance – ‘Today we have witnessed a young African runner who symbolizes the finest in the human spirit. A performance that gives true dignity to sport – a performance which lifts sports out of the category of grown men playing in games.’

When asked why he did not quit, he replied,’My country did not send me 5000 miles to start the race. They sent me 5000 miles to finish the race.’

Munich 1972: Black September

September 5, 1972, began with the Olympic village was being shut down when members of a Palestinian Black September group infiltrated the Olympic grounds. A security so porous that it had let eight Palestinian terrorists inside Apartment 1 of 31 Connollystrasse. Two Israeli team members were dead already and by the day's end another 10, as well as five terrorists. Incredibly, the Games resumed after 34 hours and a memorial service.

Kerri Strug : 1996 Olympics Atlanta

The United States women's gymnastics team was within striking distance of their first-ever team gold medal. Coached by the legendary Bela Karolyi, a Romanian who had coached Nadia Comaneci to gold before defecting to the U.S., the team finally stood a chance against stiff competition from Russia, Romania, and China. In the end, the U.S. gold medal dreams came down to one woman--Kerri Strug, who needed a high score on the vault to cement her team's victory. On her first attempt, Strug twisted her ankle. Undeterred, she insisted on taking her second attempt at the vault--and executed it perfectly despite landing on one leg, thus winning the gold for her team. She then collapsed in pain. At the medal ceremony, Karolyi carried her up to the podium to be with her teammates, an image that quickly became iconic.

Derek Redmond: Barcelona in 1992

The story of the United Kingdom's runner Derek Redmond has earned a memorable place in Olympics history. In 1988 in Seoul, Redmond was forced to withdraw from the 400 meters just 10 minutes before the race began due to an injured Achilles tendon. So in Barcelona in 1992, he was thirsting for a medal. As always, his father, Jim, was in the stands. They had agreed earlier that no matter what happened, Derek would finish the race. But in his semifinal heat, just as it seemed certain he would cruise to the final, Derek heard a pop in his right hamstring. He collapsed on the track in tears. But then he got up, and everyone realized he meant to finish. As he hobbled down the track in agony, his father rushed down from the stands, put his arm around his boy, and helped him to the finish line. Just short of it, Jim pulled back and let Derek cross by himself. The crowd rose to give Derek a standing ovation.

This was a shining moment of heroism, and a testament to love between father and son.

Heaven’s Waiting

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his is a tricky question and we can’t blame you if you’ll be flusttered and befuddled by it. However, if you really are going out of your mind trying to determine the correct answer -- don’t be. The right answer is provided at the bottom. But just for the fun of it, try to answer the problem. Who knows, you might just crack it.

Here’s the problem: The road to heaven splits into two. You are left to determine which road you will take to make it to heaven’s gate. Fortunately, there are two sentries manning each road for which you can ask direction. One road leads to heaven which is guarded by an angel, while the other road leads to hell and manned by a devilsent-guard.

You are only allowed one question to ask both of them to know the right path. Seems easy enough, you might think. Unfortunately, you can’t distinguish the other guard from the other since the devil mimics the appearance of the angel. To complicate matters, although the angel will give you an honest answer, expect the devil to deceive you and tell you the opposite of what is true.

Your dilemma is this, what is the right question to ask both sentries to determine the right road to heaven?

GIVE UP? Where did the other guy (guard) came from?

Although there are other correct question (as you might argue) the most “correct” question to ask would be:

Click here for the answer

The angel will point in the direction of hell from which the devil naturally came from. The devil on the other hand, since it is wont to tell the opposite of what is true, will also point in the direction of hell, telling the lie that the angel came from hell. Hence, you can safely determine that the other path not pointed (or choosen) is the right road that leads to heaven.

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Really Now!

Celebrity Athletes

Mark Harmon was a star athlete, but it also makes sense that he became a movie star since his mother, Elyse Knox, was a model and movie star in the ‘30s and ‘40s.

It was destiny that Mark Harmon managed to do both, first as a star quarterback at UCLA and then as a star in NCIS, chasing bad guys and checking corpses. Truly, Mark Harmon is a trendsetter.

George Bush Sr., enrolled at Yale, where he soon found himself the captain of the baseball team. A left-handed hitting first baseman, Bush, Sr. found himself leading his team into appearances in the first two College World Series. Not contented with leading his team, Bush ran and won the American presidency. Not bad, Mr. President.

George S. Patton, before he became a general was a bona fide Olympic athlete. And not just any athlete, but a pentathlete. He competed in five different events in one race.

During the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Patton finished fifth overall in the Pentathlon. He placed 20th in shooting, 7th out of 37 in the 300 Meter freestyle swimming, 4th in fencing, 6th in the cross-country steeplechase, and 3rd in the 5 Kilometer footrace.

Lynn-Holly Johnson, a professional figure skater, placed second at the 1974 U.S. Figure Skating Championships. She gave up competitive skating in 1977 to begin an acting career, making her film debut in Ice Castles, where she played a figure skater. The film, a romantic drama co-starring Robby Benson, was a success in December 1978. Johnson, who was described as "an appealing young woman who actually happens to be a good skater who can act" by film critic Roger Ebert, was nominated for a Golden Globe as "New Star of the Year in a Motion Picture - Female" for her performance in the film.

Elsa Hosk, Swedish Victoria’s Secret model was once a professional basketball player in Sweden.

Elsa Anna Sofie Hosk (born 7 November 1988) is a Swedish fashion model who has worked for a number of leading brands including Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Ungaro and Guess.[1][2] In 2011 she modeled for Victoria’s Secret, appearing in the brand’s annual fashion show.

Burt Reynolds was a college football star at Florida State. Indeed, Reynolds was a star halfback and the roommate of future ESPN analyst Lee Corso. He went on to become a star in hit movies such as Sharkey’s Machine, Gator, Smokey and the Bandit among others.

The Empty Easter Egg

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eremy was born with a twisted body and a slow mind. At the age of 12 he was still in second grade, seemingly unable to learn. His teacher, Doris Miller, often became exasperated with him. He would squirm in his seat, drool, and make grunting noises.

At other times, he spoke clearly and distinctly, as if a spot of light had penetrated the darkness of his brain. Most of the time, however, Jeremy just irritated his teacher.

One day she called his parents and asked them to come in for a consultation. As the Forresters entered the empty classroom, Doris said to them, “Jeremy really belongs in a special school. It isn’t fair to him to be with younger children who don’t have learning problems. Why, there is a five year gap between his age and that of the other students.”

Mrs. Forrester cried softly into a tissue, while her husband spoke.“Miss Miller,” he said, “there is no school of that kind nearby. It would be a terrible shock for Jeremy if we had to take him out of this school. We know he really likes it here.”

Doris sat for a long time after they had left, staring at the

snow outside the window. Its coldness seemed to seep into her soul. She wanted to sympathize with the Forresters. After all, their only child had a terminal illness. But it wasn’t fair to keep him in her class. She had 18 other youngsters to teach, and Jeremy was a distraction.

Furthermore, he would never learn to read and write. Why waste any more time trying?

As she pondered the situation, guilt washed over her. Here I am she thought. Lord, please help me to be more patient with Jeremy. From that day on, she tried hard to ignore Jeremy’s noises and his blank stares.

She completely forgot about phoning Jeremy’s parents.

The next morning, the children came to school,laughing and talking as they placed their eggs in the large wicker basket on Miss Miller’s desk. After they completed their math lesson, it was time to open the eggs. In the first egg, Doris found a flower. “Oh yes, a flower is certainly a sign of new life,” she said. “When plants peek through the ground, we know that spring is here.”

The next egg contained a plastic butterfly, which looked very real. Doris held it up. “We all Then one day, he limped to her desk, dragging know that a caterpillar changes and grows into his bad leg behind him. “I love you, Miss Milla beautiful butterfly. Yes, that’s new life, too.” er,” he exclaimed, loud enough for the whole Next, Doris found a rock with moss on it. She class to hear. She stammered, “Wh—why that’s explained that moss, too, showed life. very nice, Jeremy.”

Then Doris opened the fourth egg. She gasped.

Spring came, and the children talked excitedly The egg was empty. about the coming of Easter. Doris told them Surely it must be Jeremy’s she thought, and of the story of Jesus, and then to emphasize the course, he did not understand her instructions. idea of new life springing forth, she gave each If only she had not forgotten to phone his parof the children a large plastic egg. ents. Because she did not want to embarrass “Now,” she said to them, “I want you to take him, she quietly set the egg aside and reached this home and bring it back tomorrow with for another. Suddenly, Jeremy spoke up. “Miss something inside that shows new life. Do you Miller, aren’t you going to talk about my egg?” understand?”

Flustered, Doris replied, “But Jeremy, your egg is “Yes, Miss Miller,” the children responded empty.” He looked into her eyes and said softly, enthusiastically —all except for Jeremy. He “Yes, but Jesus’ tomb was empty, too.” Time listened intently; his eyes never left her face. stopped. When she could speak again, Doris He did not even make his usual noises. Had asked him, “Do you know why the tomb was he understood what she had said about Jesus’ empty?” “Oh, yes,” Jeremy said, “Jesus was killed death and resurrection? Did he understand the and put in there. Then His Father raised Him up.” assignment? Perhaps she should call his parThe recess bell rang. While the children excitents and explain the project to them. edly ran out to the schoolyard, Doris cried. The That evening, Doris’ kitchen sink stopped up. cold inside her melted completely away. Three She called the landlord and waited an hour for months later, Jeremy died. Those who paid him to come by and unclog it. After that, she there respects at the mortuary were surprised still had to shop for groceries, iron a blouse, to see 19 eggs on top of his casket, all of them and prepare a vocabulary test for the next day. empty.

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uman blood is grouped into four types: A, B, AB, and O. Each letter refers to a kind of antigen, or protein, on the surface of red blood cells. For example, the surface of red blood cells in Type A blood has antigens known as A-antigens.

Blood Types

· Certain blood types are more common in certain countries. In China, over Each blood type is also grouped by its Rhesus fac99% of the population has tor, or Rh factor. Blood is either Rh positive (Rh+) Rh+ blood. or Rh negative (Rh-). About 85% of Americans have Rh+ blood. · Different kinds of animals have different kinds of blood. Dogs have 4 blood types; Rhesus refers to another type of antigen, or procats have 11; cows have about 800. tein, on the surface of red blood cells. The name Rhesus comes from Rhesus monkeys, in which the · Some people think blood type tells about perprotein was discovered. sonality. Legend has it that Type A is calm and trustworthy; Type B is creative and excitable; Type AB is thoughtful and emotional; and Type O is a confident leader.

Blood types become very important when a blood transfusion is necessary. In a blood transfusion, a · In Japan, the idea of blood type as personality patient must receive a blood type that is compat- type is so popular that Japanese ask “What’s your ible with his or her own blood type—that is, the blood type?” about as often as Americans ask donated blood must be accepted by the “What’s your sign?” patient’s own blood. If the blood types Blood Percent of individuals Who can receive are not compatible, red blood cells will Type with this Blood type this Blood type clump together, making clots that can block blood vessels and cause death.

O+ 37% O+, A+, B+, AB+ Type O– blood is considered the “uniO– 6% All blood types versal donor” because it can be donated A+ 34% A+, AB+ to people of any blood type. Type AB+ blood is considered the “universal recipA– 6% A+, A–, AB+, AB– ient” because people with this type can B+ 10% B+, AB+ receive any blood type.

The Rh Factor

Blood Transfusions

Did You Know?

· Blood type is inherited, just like eye color.

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here was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target.

Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.

As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved!

In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.

After lunch the next day Grandma said, “Sally, let’s wash the dishes” But Sally said, “Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.” Then she whispered to

him, “Remember the duck?” So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, “I’m sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.” Sally just smiled and said, “Well that’s all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help” She whispered again , “Remember the duck?” So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.

After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally’s; he finally couldn’t stand it any longer. He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, “Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.”

The Duck & the Devil

Always remember, God is at the window!

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done... and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.)...whatever it is...You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you

to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. He’s just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.

The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God’s grace and mercy that we are saved.

When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you!

Whatever...

Signs are supposed to help.

They can direct us to the correct way, educate us or simply assist us. Supposed to be... but looking at the signs here will make you think twice or even many more times. Maybe it’s better we make it on our own.

LOL!

Dian

Mirror, mirror on the wall, Who’s the most “Lethal”

as Teres

On Her M Servi

Bond Girl of Them All?

Bérénice Marlohe is the next Bond Girl. But there’s a long list of sexy and glamorous screen ladies who have potrayed the Bond girl even before her. So how does she compare to the sexy on-screen vixens of the past? Let us review some of the more famous Bond girls who shared stellar role with Mr. 007 himself.

Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder Dr. No (1962)

Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore

Goldfinger (1964)

Jane Seymour

Maud Adams

Live And Let Die (1973)

Octopussy (1983)

as Solitaire

as Octopussy

na Rigg

Lynn-Holly Johnson

sa Di Vicenzo

Majesty's Secret ice (1969)

as Bibi Dahl

Michelle Yeoh

For Your Eyes Only (1981)

as Wai Lin

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Teri Hatcher as Paris Carver

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Barbara Bach as Major Anya Amasova

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Halle Berry

Denise Richards

Die Another Day (2002)

The World Is Not Enough (1999)

as Giacinta 'Jinx' Johnson

as Dr. Christmas Jones

Mouse Story

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mouse looked through thecrack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

“What food might this contain?” The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend.

“There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, “Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a

grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me.

was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

I cannot be bothered by it.”

The snake bit the farmer’s wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever.

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”

The pig sympathized, but said, “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.

Be assured you are in my prayers.”

The mouse turned to the cow and said,

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup’s main ingredient.

But his wife’s sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

Each of us is a vital thread in another person’s tapestry; Our lives are woven together for a reason.

“There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer’s wife did not get well; she died.

The cow said, “Wow, Mr. Mouse. I’m sorry for you, but it’s no skin off my nose.”

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer’s mousetrap— alone.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house — like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer’s wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn’t concern you, remember — when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

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Which Baby are You?

January

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

February

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal.

Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness.

Too sensitive and easily hurt. Â Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.

Superstitious and ludicrous. Â Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

March

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

April

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool.

Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed.

Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable.

Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

May

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck.

Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling.

Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

June

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attrac-

tive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection.

You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!!

July

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.

Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long! to recover.

August

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.

Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted.

Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. ”charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Dipinfluenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. lomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Lov- Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants ing and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorhave many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, ous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Dayexplore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their dreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends.

Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl lover can understand. kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds.! Loves music. Pretty/handsome.

Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves shows emotions. Takes time to recover when to takes things at the center. Inner and physihurt. Sensitive. cal beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

September

October

November

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.

Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

December

This straight-up means you are the most goodlooking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic.

Let Us Stay C

Connected!

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Don’t Lie to

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rs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner... who lives with a female roommate, Vikki.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote: (This is cute)

ma, a M r a e D ‘did’ u o y t a ying th a s t o n rom my f l I’m w o b sugar e h t e k a ng that t i y a s t o ’m n the t u B . t house, I i t’ take o n been d i s d a ‘ h t i you s that n i a m e r ou were fact y e c n i s ver missing e nner. di here for hony t n A , e v Lo

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama, which read:

Dear Son, I’m not say ing that yo u ‘do’ sleep with Vikki, and I’m not saying that you ‘d o not’ sleep with her. But th e fact remains th at if she w ere sleeping in her OWN b ed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now .

Love, Mama

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The Bare Truth of Working Life

Why men are

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en Are Just Happier People—Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

tion requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too picky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000.

Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vaca-

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Are You A Carrot, An Egg, Or A Coffee Bean?

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young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen.

She filled three pots with water. In the first, she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs and the last, ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, “Tell me what do you see?”

“Carrots, eggs, and coffee,” she replied.

She brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. The daughter did and noted that they were soft.

She then asked her to take an egg and break it.

After pulling off the shell, she observed the hardboiled egg.

Finally, she asked her to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled, as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked. “What’s the point, mother?” Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity - boiling water - but each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard and unrelenting. However after be-

“When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?” ing subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak.

The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior. But, after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened.

The ground coffee beans were unique, however.

After they were in the boiling water they had changed the water.

“Which are you?” she asked her

daughter. “When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?”

Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity, do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength? Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and a hardened heart? Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor.

If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hours are the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate to another level? How do you handle Adversity?

Don’t tell GOD how big your storm is.

Tell the storm how big your GOD is!

CHILD OF MINE

When someday we say to you that we do not want to live any more…that we want to die…do not get angry…someday you will understand…

Try to understand that at this point of our lives, it is not just to live but to survive.

Someday you will discover that despite our mistakes, The day that you see us old, have patience and try to we always wanted the best thing for you and that we tried to prepare the way for you… understand us…

You must not feel sad, angry or impotent for seeing If we get dirty when eating… if we can not dress… have patience. Remember the hours we spent teaching it us near you. You must be next to us, try to understand us and to help us as we did it when you started living. to you.

Help us to walk… help us to end our life with love If when we speak to you, we repeat the same things thousand and one times, please do not interrupt… instead and patience. We will pay you by a smile and by the immense love we have had always for you. listen to us as if you are hearing us for the very first time.

When you were small, we have to read to you We love you child. thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep…

DAD & MOM When we do not want to have a shower, neither shame nor scold us…

Remember when we had to chase you with thousand excuses we invented in order that convince you to take your bath…

When you see our ignorance on new technologies… give us the necessary time and not look at us with your mocking smile…

We taught you how to do so many things… to eat good, to dress well… to confront life…

When at some moment we lose the memory of the thread of our conversation… let us have the necessary time to remember… as the most important thing is not our conversation but surely to be with you and to have you listening to us…

If ever we do not want to eat, do not force us. We know well when we need to and when not.

When our tired legs do not allow us to walk… give us your hand… the same way we did when you gave your first steps.

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DON’T QUIT

group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead.

The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with all of their might. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up. He fell down and died.

The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could.

Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and just die.

He jumped even harder and finally made it out. When he got out, the other frogs said, “Did you not hear us?”

The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging him the entire time.

This story teaches two lessons:

1. There is power of life and death in the tongue.

An encouraging word to someone who is down can lift them up and help them make it through the day.

2. A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill them. Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path.

The power of words....it is sometimes hard to understand that a encouraging word can go such a long way. Anyone can speak words that tend to rob another of the spirit to continue in difficult times. Special is the individual who will take the time to encourage another.

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No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more

efficient at waking you up in the morning The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn’t like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

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t is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis,fast heart beat,epilepsy,excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, Meningitis,Kidney and Urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes,constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4x160ml glasses of water

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure main diseases

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes

1. High Blood Pressure 30 days

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

2. Gastric

10 days

3. Diabetes

30 days

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

4. Constipation

10 days

5. Cancer

180 days

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day

6. TB

90 days

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment for only 3 days. In the 1st week to be followed by daily treatment this treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

A Friend is ...someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Friends are like four leaf clovers, hard to find, lucky to have.

If all my friends jumped off a cliff, I wouldn’t jump with them. I would be at the bottom to catch them.

That’s what friends are for!

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There Ought to be a Law! Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes

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hese are from things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

A: What was the question?

Q: Are you sexually active?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: No, I just lie there.

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.

Q: What is your date of birth?

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: July 15.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Q: The youngest son, the twentyyear-old, how old is he?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes. Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: Were there any girls?

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was cutting open his guts.

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