March 29, 2018 Vol. 86 Issue 8

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T hu r s day , M a rc h 29, 2018

Volume 86 Empowerment Lounge opening

A push toward unity

Issue 8 NeXXus 10th anniversary show

Step team draws large crowd BY BRIANNA LAMB A&E WRITER MCLA’s NeXXus Step Team performed at their 10 Year Anniversary Show this past Saturday, filling Venable Theater with excited spectators. The line was long to get into the event, but no one seemed to mind the wait as they talked to one another about their expectations for the show with smiles of anticipation on their faces. Music blasted as people entered the auditorium, getting them even more enthusiastic. The night began with NeXXus’s president and vice president, Eva Weeks and Brittany Watson, introducing their E-board and general members, using different step moves and routines as each person’s signature. NeXXus page 6

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Students and faculty enjoy the opening of the new Empowerment Lounge. BY MAYA MCFADDEN STAFF WRITER Mikaela Serrano-Moore, MCLA senior and student multicultural program coordinator, celebrated the grand opening of the Empowerment Lounge, a space open to all but geared toward providing a comfortable area on campus for students of color, on Friday, March 23. A total of 31 students and faculty members joined in Classroom 5 in Venable Hall for the celebration. Students that attended the

opening called the lounge a “second home” and “a huge step toward awareness.” “I see the Empowerment Lounge as somewhere I can be comfortable and as a space that’s open and stress-free,” said junior Naiera Robinson. Students discussed event ideas with Serrano-Moore to promote the space and make it welcoming for all. “This was one of the needs and demands that students of color presented to the institution and through some ups and downs, I did my best to make it happen,”

said Serrano-Moore. “We’ve expressed before that there wasn’t a place for us to feel comfortable on this predominantly white campus, and it was only until our push that a place for us to be ourselves was created, and a student had to do it,” said Robinson. Junior and president of the Black Student Union (BSU), Don’Jea Smith, plans to have her club meetings in the lounge to open its discussions to students who may be present in the space, offering more inclu-

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Wilson to speak at Commencement BY FABIENNE BOGARDUS-STREET STAFF WRITER

MCLA’s 2018 Commencement speaker will be aerospace engineer and NASA astronaut Stephanie Wilson. Wilson grew up in Pittsfield and is the second African American woman to go into space. Wilson will be receiving an honorary Doctor of Science degree at the ceremony. The College will celebrate its 119th Commencement on Saturday, May 12 at 11 a.m. in the Amsler Campus Center Gymnasium. “Stephanie offers our students a global and diverse perspective,” Director of Marketing and Communications Bernadette Alden said. “She is an accomplished, high-profile speaker that will bring visibility to the College. She also has a connection to many of our students, nearly thirty percent of whom major in the STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Math) fields.”

Gates of MCLA ‘a little stitious’

BY MEGHAN COOK FEATURES EDITOR

The black, spiraling gates of MCLA are embossed on flags, shirts and in the minds of the students. Legend has it that if a student walks through those gates between convocation and commencement they will not graduate in four years. This would mean having to spend another year at MCLA. The horror. “The gates seem to always be open,” said an anonymous source. “I have almost walked through them 100 times!” Rumors are spreading through campus as more and more students have noticed the impressive gates being kept open almost constantly. Students are wondering why they are kept open if the legend of the gates is true. The answer, of course, is a conspiracy. The question on students’ minds is whether the College itself is using the gates as a way to keep students here. The longer a student stays, the more money they will have to pay. With a foolproof way of tricking students,

The incredibly suspicious and famed gates of MCLA the College is making money hand over fist. “I have noticed the gates being kept open more and more every year,” said an anonymous source. “In fact, I have accidentally walked through them for the past 10 years, I just can’t graduate!” This perpetual student is not the

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only to have fallen to the fate of the gates. According to Definitely.Real. Statistic.net, MCLA’s funding from tuition has increased significantly since the gates have been left open more often in the last few years. Students having to dodge the open gates is resulting in countless twisted ankles and a domino effect of falling

students. “We have been instructed to paint the gates a different shade of black 13 times this semester,” explained the Gate Keeper. “So we have had to keep the gates open so the paint dries.” It is unclear where these incredibly specific instructions are coming from, but the gates do seem to go from a shiny midnight to a matte charcoal quite regularly. “I constantly have black hands from the wet paint, and more and more injuries from colliding with other students trying to avoid them,” said student Gary Michael Skott. When prodded for further explanation on why workers are being paid to indulge in nonsensical painting, the Keeper of the Gates appeared nervous. “I have been advised by my attorney not to disclose that information right now,” stuttered the Gate Keeper. The question remains, how far will MCLA go to squeeze money out of already broke college students?


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