Christmas Gift Guide SPECIAL Mini Edition
Claus for concern: Is Christmas in jeopardy? PICTURE: THINKSTOCK
Sleigh it ain’t so, Santa! North Pole in crisis as Mr Claus deletes millions of Christmas wish lists
THE Christmastown Elves called a crisis meeting last night after it emerged Santa Claus deleted all the world’s letters to him by mistake. ‘Now how are we going to know what presents people are supposed to get?’ groaned Head Elf, Fred, in his squeaky Head Elf voice. ‘Christmas is ruined!’ Santa, a big fat man in a red suit, struggles with technology at the best of times and thinks a laptop is a mountain in Lapland. He is said to have dropped and broken the hard drive on which all the letters
by MARY CHRISTMAS were stored, while reaching for ‘just one more mince pie’. Even Head Elf Fred, who is known to ing a system restore, and panic set in. But then hope arrived. ‘Don’t worry,’ piped up Junior Elf Mary, in her squeaky, Junior Elf voice. ‘Look at this,’ she said, brandishing Metro Herald’s mini Christmas Gift Guide 2013. ‘I think the day is saved…’
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