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fter winning the Tour Championship on Sunday for his first victory in five years, Tiger Woods is favored to beat Phil Mickelson in their Nov. 23 $9 million match-play event. According to Golf Odds, Woods is the -220 (5-11) favorite, while Mickelson is a +180 (9-5) underdog. The winner-take-all match will take place at Shadow Creek Golf Course in Las Vegas and air on pay-per-view via both B/R Live and DirecTV. Woods beat Billy Horschel by two strokes to win the Tour Championship, and he fell just short of winning the FedEx Cup as well. Justin Rose made a birdie on No. 18 to win the FedEx Cup, forcing ODDS, continued on Page 9

WOODS WOWS MICKELSON AHEAD OF BOUT

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iger Woods won his first golf tournament in more than five years Sunday — and seemed to get the last laugh on his detractors in a viral video. Skratch TV posted a parody video on Twitter showing Woods watching several media members, from ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith to FOX Sports’ Shannon Sharpe, saying Woods would never win again and he should retire. Woods stayed mum through the entire segment and at the end of the clip he broke into a glowing smile. The video was inspired by a 2017 clip of Woods watching a PGA TV ad that featured other big names in golf, like Phil Mickelson and Jordan Spieth, discussing how hard it is to win a tournament. That video ended with Woods smiling when the ad revealed his own victory record — then an impressive 79 tour wins. Woods shot a one-over par 71 at East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta on Sunday to wrap up an emotional two-shot victory over Billy Horschel at the season-ending Tour Championship.

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The weekend win marked Woods’ milestone 80th victory on the PGA Tour and his first since the 2013 Bridgestone Invitational. Phil Mickelson also ended the longest drought of his career with a playoff victory in the WGC-Mexico Championship,Mickelson, who closed with a 5-under 66, won for the first time since the 2013 Open Championship at Muirfield, a stretch of 101 tournaments worldwide. After playing with Tiger Woods, Patrick Reed and Bryson DeChambeau on Tuesday ahead of the 2018 Ryder Cup, Phil Mickelson joked about his upcoming Thanksgiving Day “The Match� with Tiger Woods for $1 million. At a press conference, Mickelson was asked by teammate Patrick Reed if he’s “nervous� for the highly anticipated Thanksgiving faceoff. “I’m trying to negotiate a shot a side,� Mickelson said. “It didn’t go over well, but I’m still working on it. I’ve got some negotiating to do, given how well he played last week.�

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‘LIFE ITSELF’ REMINDS US WE’RE ALL CONNECTED

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n theaters from writer/director Dan Fogelman, Stage 6 Films and Amazon Studios is a look at the connecting we all have to “Life Itself.� Will (Oscar Isaac) and Abby (Olivia Wilde) are New Yorkers who have a love that is enriched with laughter, love and the arrival of their first child. That’s what makes it all the more difficult for Will to handle Abby leaving him. Dr. Cait Morris (Annette Bening) is treating Will to help him deal with his life since leaving the hospital by talking about how they met. Javier (Sergio Peris-Mencheta) is a worker on an olive farm who captures the attention of owner Saccione (Antonio Banderas). Taking Javier under his wing, it changes life and allows him to bring a good life to wife Isabel (Laia Costa). Raising their young son Rigo (Adrian Marrero), a trip to New York would change his world entirely. Rigo (Alex Monner) is thrilled to be going to college but soon discovers that olive business to be with her. Dylan (Olivia Cooke) is a young his mother is not well. The young man must decide whether to give up on his woman being raised by grandfather dream or continue learning about the Irwin (Mandy Patinkin). As the years

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tionship she has with Isaac’s character because it doesn’t feel forced but in fact seems easy. The banter these two actors shares gave me a lot to laugh about. Bening as Dr. Morris has a short role but one that goes deep inside what is troubling Will. Her concern comes through as not only genuine but thought out. Peris-Mencheta as Javier is a quiet spirit who doesn’t believe he needs to share his story — with anyone. That is the problem with his relationships with both his wife and boss. Staying quiet when he should be speaking up is what brings him the biggest pains of his life. Banderas as Saccione is opposite of

pass she tries to find herself in different ways much to the worry of Irwin. After a night of feeling that life has treated her a bit unfairly, Dylan meets a young man and life begins to find its center. Finding love, understanding, life as well as the humanity to bear it all knows no bounds. Isaac as Will almost killed me in this role. Of course I realize that writer/director Fogelman is responsible for the hit television series “This is Us� which also kills me so I should have expected it. That being said, Isaac in this role just knocks me around emotionally and then leaves me to deal with the aftermath. Strong, powerful and brilliant is all I can say. Wilde as Abby is sweet, very funny, endearing and quick. I love the rela-

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ill Cosby is about to spend the next three to 10 years in prison for sexual assault, but that doesn’t seem to phase the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce in the least bit. In a statement Tuesday, officials said the convicted comedian would be allowed to keep his star on the Walk of Fame — despite widespread calls to remove it. “The stars only commemorate the recipient’s professional acBill Cosby complishments,â€? the statement said, describing the Walk of Fame as a “historical record of entertainment figures past and present.â€? “Once installed, the stars become part of the historic fabric of the Walk of Fame ‌ and are intended to be permanent,â€? officials added. “It is regrettable when the personal lives of inductees do not measure up to public standards and expectations; however, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce does not remove stars from the Walk of Fame.â€? A petition had been submitted on Monday, urging commerce officials to scrub Cosby’s name off for good after numerous attacks on the star — including one where the words “serial rapistâ€? were scrawled on it. “This is America,â€? wrote one Twitter user on Tuesday. “We champion our predators.â€? Cosby, 81, was slapped with a threeto 10-year prison sentence after being convicted of felony aggravated indecent assault. He was also declared a sexually violent predator.

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lthough the Gold Rush first brought prospectors to California looking to make their fortunes, the Reno area exploded with the discovery of silver at the Comstock Lode. Then came the entrepreneurs (think Levi’s blue jeans), prostitutes and shady characters. Illegal gambling parlors sprung up — it was truly the Wild West. By the 1920s, Reno was referred to as Sodom and Gomorra. Bankers laundered money for Baby Face Nelson, Ma Barker’s gang, Alvin Karpis and Pretty Boy Floyd. All forms of gambling were legalized in Nevada in 1931. The Smith family, owners of Harold’s Club, soon realized that the golden goose was luring people from California to visit their casino in Reno. The Smiths were pioneers in terms of advertising, including roadside billboards and promotions. Their marketing efforts heralded a new chapter in gaming. “The Biggest Little City In the World� became the destination for gambling. Things began to change due to the construction of the Hoover Dam, 19311936. It was then that Las Vegas became more than a way station in the desert. By the mid-1940s, thanks to the foresight of mobster Bugsy Siegal, Reno’s reign began to diminish and Las

Vegas’ ascendance began. Reno is still a draw for gamblers with first-rate casino resorts (Circus Circus, Eldorado, Silver Legacy, Grand Sierra, Atlantis and Peppermill, to name a few). It’s also noted for spectator events like the Reno Air Races, Hot August Nights (classic cars), major bowling

tournaments and the Great Reno Balloon Race. For more information, logon to www.RenoTahoe.com. Let’s Go! Follow Howard Hian online at www.Travelswith-Hian.com and PokerResorts.net, or in the iTunes store at Omaha Tutorial/Poker Resorts.

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ST-PIERRE ‘KEEPING THE DOOR OPEN’ FOR RIGHT FIGHT

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eorges St-Pierre still isn’t out of the woods with his ongoing battle with ulcerative colitis, but the former two-division UFC champion is inching ever closer to a return to full health. “Definitely the worst has passed,� StPierre told MMA Fighting. “I’m dosing down the medication that I have. The medication is anti-inflammatory, so you have to dose it down. Not in one shot, you can’t stop in one shot, but I’m dosing it down every month and soon it will be past, a story of the past. As it goes right now, pretty much all of the symptoms are almost gone.� St-Pierre, 37, has been sidelined since capturing the middleweight title on Nov. 2017 at UFC 217 in his successful return from a four-year hiatus from mixed martial arts. In that fight, St-Pierre pulled off a harrowing comefrom-behind victory over then-champion Michael Bisping to become one of only five men in promotional history to capture UFC titles in two separate divisions. St-Pierre was already widely considered to be the greatest welterweight to ever compete, having reigned over the division from 2007 until his departure in 2013. St-Pierre has spent the majority of

Georges St-Pierre last fought Nov. 2017 when he defeated Michael Bisping at UFC 217.

2018 in a steady recovery process for his ulcerative colitis, an illness that causes inflammation of the inner lining of the large intestine which “GSP� believes he was afflicted by as a result of the weight

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he gained for his move up to the middleweight division to challenge Bisping for the title. For now, that recovery process is still priority No. 1 in St-Pierre’s life, but the time could come soon when StPierre is able to return to the Octagon once more in a bid to extend his already formidable legacy. “I don’t want any contract to fight somebody right now,� St-Pierre said, “because the minute you sign a contract, the mental warfare starts, and stress is something that amplifies everything. So I want to make sure I deal with it, I take care of it, and when everything will be finished, I will be able to look forward. My health is the most important thing for me. “[But I’m] absolutely not [closing the door on fighting again]. I’m keeping the door open. When I close it, then people will know. But right now it’s held open.� That refrain is one St-Pierre has echoed several times in past months, which has sparked plenty of discussion among the fight community about the type of opponent St-Pierre could be looking for with his next fight. St-Pierre has played things coy, for the most part, saying only that he like to come back

for the chance to boost his legacy. In the past, he has specifically mentioned that a move to lightweight could be an intriguing possibility for him if it meant a chance to fight the winner of Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Conor McGregor. And although he has never cut down to 155 pounds, the drop to lightweight certainly seems doable. St-Pierre, who is currently promoting his new aquatic training system Hydrorevolution, told MMA Fighting on Tuesday that he is hovering around 183 pounds — a walkaround weight lighter than many of the UFC’s current lightweight contenders, including the division’s champion Nurmagomedov. “I feel much healthier than I was. I’m about 183 pounds, 184 pounds when I wake up in the morning,� St-Pierre said. “I’m about 183, 184, that’s my natural weight. I believe everybody has an optimal weight where they can perform a physical task, [a weight] that it should be. You have a weight that is the optimal weight — that is your weight that you will perform at your best. That’s my weight. I tried to put on some weight for ST-PIERRE, continued on Page 12

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‘We know what works. Freedom works. We know what’s right. Freedom’s right.’ George H. W. Bush

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World events

t USSR pulls out of Afghanistan. t PLO and Israel begin preliminary talks. t Thousands of students occupy Tiananmen Square in Beijing, China, protesting for democracy. The Chinese government Declares martial law and hundreds of demonstrators are killed. t New Prime Minister in South Africa F.W. de Klerk starts to dismantle apartheid. t Free elections in Poland bring Solidarity to power.

East and West ends following the Malta conference and the Berlin Wall comes down. t Toyota launches its luxury brand, Lexus. t In Egypt, a 4,400-year-old mummy is found in the Great Pyramid of Giza. t Hurricane Hugo (Category 5) strikes Puerto Rico, St. Croix, Guadeloupe, Montserrat, South Carolina and North Carolina. The hurricane claimed more 80 lives and in 1989 was the costliest hurricane in financial terms to date.

U.S. News

t The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on June 21 that flag burning as a form of political protest is an act of protected speech under the First Amendment to the Constitution. t The Galileo Spacecraft is launched by NASA on Oct. 18. t The Phillips 66 Chemical Complex in Houston, Texas has a series of explosions and fires killing 23 employees. t Serial killer Ted Bundy is executed in Florida’s electric chair. t The Mirage Hotel and Casino opens in Las Vegas as the first huge resort hotel. t In Alaska’s Prince William Sound the Exxon Valdez spills 240,000 barrels (11 million gallons) of oil after running aground. t The Loma Prieta earthquake, measuring 7.1 on the Richter

scale, strikes San Francisco Bay Area in California, killing 63. t The Savings and Loan Crisis leads to nearly onequarter of all savings and loan associations requiring bailout due to poor real estate lending practices and an easing of regulatory oversight. t Yugo Cars go bankrupt. t Ford buys Jaguar. t The first episodes of “The Simpsons� are shown on FOX.

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BORN THIS YEAR: Taylor Swift, musician. Above left: Aaron Hernandez, NFL player; Michelle Wie, pro golfer; Chris Brown, musician; Elizabeth Olsen, actress.

Technology

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Money problems

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Just for Time for good behavior

Laughs Stages of life

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?� The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.� “Onions?� the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.� This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?� The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. “What’s the matter, dear?� she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?� The husband looks up, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?� he asks solemnly. The wife is touched, thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,� she replies. The husband will send you to jail for 20 years!’� “I remember that too,� she replies softly. pauses. The words are not coming easily. He wipes another tear from his cheek “Do you remember when your father and says, “I would have gotten out today!� caught us in the backseat of my car?� “Yes, I remember,� says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, “Do you remember Behave! when he shoved a shotgun in my face and Q: What did did the mother duck say to said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I her duckling? A: “If you don’t behave, I’m gonna quack you one.�

Girls and sports

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,� she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.� Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?� “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!�

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Morning paper

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Woods to settle for second in the seasonlong event. Even so, the Tour Championship win was an exclamation point on Woods’ remarkable comeback from multiple back surgeries. He finished the year with eight top-10 results, including a second-place finish in the PGA Championship and a tie for sixth at The Open Championship. While Woods won the Tour Champion-

ship with a score of 11 under, Mickelson finished last at 13 over. Although Lefty won the WGC-Mexico Championship in March, he has struggled in recent months with no top-10 results since finishing tied for fifth at the Wells Fargo Championship in May. Along with being favored to beat Mickelson, Woods is tied with Jordan Spieth as the favorite to win the 2019 Masters at +900 (9-1), per OddsShark. Mickelson, meanwhile, is listed at +2800 (28-1) alongside Paul Casey and Bryson DeChambeau.

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him what results he had seen. The question for the department comes down to whether it is a strength or a weakness to have women in the close-quarter infantry fight, Mattis said. Then-Defense Secretary Leon Panetta opened the door by removing the ban on women in combat jobs in 2013. In 2015, then-Defense Secretary Ash Carter directed the services to open all military occupational specialties to women. Currently, 356 women are combat arms soldiers, and 17 women have graduated from the Army’s Ranger School. The Marine Corps has 113 enlisted women and 29 officers in previously restricted specialties. Specifically in infantry, the Marine Corps has 26 enlisted Marines and one officer who are women. The secretary said he cannot make a determination about the situation because “so few women have signed up along these lines.� “We don’t even have data at this time that I can answer your question,� he added.

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Part of what drives the question is the culture of close-combat units, the retired Marine Corps general said. “I was never under any illusions at what level of respect my Marines would have for me if I couldn’t run with the fastest of them and look

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