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EDITOR’S NOTE

The new cool is your cool

Paper, pride and prejudice few artistic activists left their mark this past weekend, with an eye-catching installation on the Pandora Green that left more than a few bystanders doing doubletakes, and a handful of residents cheering on their mission. DANIELLE “Whenever I cycle past Pandora Green I always have POPE such a strong emotional response news@ to its history, and I felt like it was mondaymag.com time to speak up about that,” says local artist Serina Zapf, who spearheaded the installation, “Good Neighbours.” Zapf partnered with other artists and homeless advocates in the community including Jody Franklin, spokesperson for the Victoria Coalition Against Poverty. The group then gathered donations of recycled mat board and pre-painted cardboard to create over 200 tiny paper tents and instal them throughout the green. Dozens of people stopped to ask the group what was going on, and people were even invited to help fold a tent or two. “The Pandora Green has been an ongoing concern for us especially this past year with the city’s ‘beautification’ project,” says Franklin, who assisted with the paper tents. “People were really supportive, but it was awfully funny when the sprinklers turned on ... one city worker berated us for covering up the sprinklers, but that was about the only dissension we met.” The city’s billed beautification project of the green has critics pointing to a prominent displacement of the homeless population. Franklin says new sidewalks which cut through the ground, the manicured grass and, of course, the sprinklers, have voiced an obvious deterrent to those seeking shelter. “What we’re really seeing here is social cleansing — this is the city trying to make homelessness invisible,” says Franklin. “We fully expect Good Neighbours will be a temporary installation, removed by the city by the next business day. I’ll leave others to interpret the obvious symbolism of this.” Sure enough, the exhibit was promptly removed. “The most intense moment for me was sharing a smoke with this woman from the shelter next door who said she just doesn’t know where to go. She has nothing, and people aren’t listening to this,” says Zapf. “It’s heartbreaking to me that we could be spending over $500,000 in taxes to lay down some grass and sprinklers when there are people who just don’t have anywhere to go. I’m still trying to process this.”

GEESE NEED HOMES TOO Speaking of the city’s move to displace the homeless, this week marks the annual “goose herding” activities by parks staff. Those vagrant Canadian geese will become targets for forcible home invasion, as city officials try their best to prevent the fly-ins from rooting down during breeding/nesting season in Beacon Hill Park and surrounding popular nesting grounds. The herding kicked off Tuesday, Aug. 9, with the

t’s interesting that as we grow older, the idea of ﬁtting in with those around us becomes less worrisome. In fact, the more individuality we express in ourselves, the happier we tend to be — simply because we have reached a level of hard-earned maturity and wisdom where we no longer need the approval of others to feel good about ourselves. I saw it in my daughter when she struggled through the awkward stage of teenagedom where rebellion GRANT gives way to a clique mentality and any individual who MCKENZIE outshines the gaggle will be ostracized. Take a look at a pack of kids standing outside a high school and you’ll editor@ scratch your head over what committee designed their mondaymag.com platypus-inspired copycat uniforms. But now that she’s maturing into a young woman, my daughter is returning to that individual she always was. Her interests and fashion sense choices are being made by what she thinks is cool, rather than what the group consensus might be. I’ve found this wonderful attitude everywhere in Victoria — a celebration of individuality. And because of this, these individuals are now finding groups of peers who not only understand their passion, but want to celebrate with them. In our cover story this week, Mary Ellen Green talks with a great group of artisans who are so passionate about knitting, they have practically purled and gartered their own language. Yarn Hussy, anyone? Best of all, they’ve returned to the basic foundation of all tribal cultures from which we evolved in that skills earned over a lifetime are cherished rather than ignored. (This same movement is also being found in our newfound passion for old-fashioned, natural food. ‘Sorry, grandpa, you can’t retire now, I want to know just how you make those strawberries taste so sweet.’) You’ll find 19-year-olds knitting, laughing and learning from 90-year-old masters, and you’ll find those same 90-year-olds picking up on the energy and twist-on-an-old-classic creativity of their younger pupils. Only, in this arena of passionate individuals, it’s no longer teacher and student, but simply friends. And there is nothing cooler than good friends. Because as we mature, we also discover that it isn’t shared history that makes friendship strong, it’s that look in someone’s eye when we succeed. If that look is one of genuine love and happiness, you know you’ve found the key. And when your friend earns the top prize, the feeling in your own heart tells if you deserve it. M

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Serina Zapf and team papered Pandora Green with tiny tents to expose an issue the city is trying to hide.

public and media being invited to watch Diana Jasinski and her dog Splash work as a team to “safely herd” Canada geese away from the park. The city has stated that nesting geese produce feces containing harmful bacteria, displace native birds and plants, harm grassy areas and rare ecosystems and are aggressive to humans and other wildlife. Apparently only our own fly-in ducks and purchased peacocks have safe poop and lack behavioral problems. “The goose management program is aimed at deterring geese from choosing the park to nest in and thereby avoiding a residential population of geese,” says the city’s communications guru Katie Josephson. “It is the old adage that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. In an area such as Beacon Hill Park where we have not had resident, nesting geese, the most proactive management of geese is to prevent the geese from nesting in the first place.” The herding will continue over four months, and the city discourages anyone from interacting with the geese, including feeding or deterring. Perhaps it’s time these geese look into the passed right-toshelter bylaws our city is so uncomfortable with.

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ROSE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS Homeless advocate Rose Henry is back from her international news conference in Scotland, and has successfully spread the word: turns out, the world is still in the dark about many Canadian issues, especially around missing aboriginal women and poverty. “That was a shocker for the whole conference ... All the reporters said, ‘What are you talking about? Canada is one of the most desirable countries in the world,’” Henry says, adding that educating about the Pickton case disturbed many. “Women from South Africa and the Philippines related to these issues ... Poverty is worldwide. Are we going to say we’ve had enough? I believe we are building the movement when we gather and discuss these issues.” M

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CONTENTS VOL. 37, NO. 32 Aug. 11 - 17, 2011

NEWS & VIEWS

MONDAY LIFE

THE WEEK

SUDOKU & STR8TS

REPORT CARD

GEORGIA NICOLS HOROSCOPE

EDITOR'S NOTE

LETTERS

KIERAN REPORT

STREET SMARTS

MONDAY GUIDE 10

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Ryan Davis and Stephanie Papik, coowners of the modern and funky Knotty by Nature Fibre Arts store on Government are helping make knitting more fun.

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Re: Gas Tax revolt could lead to driving war, Aug. 4 - 10 I would like to respond to the view in the Kieran Report. The column refers to a possible gas tax revolt inspired by the proposed two-centsper-litre tax in metro Vancouver to help pay for the proposed Evergreen rapid transit line. Gas taxes are imposed for two reasons. The first is to provide revenue to offset the costs to society caused by excessive car use. Secondly, gas taxes are intended to change behavior. In time, consumers always respond to price signals. In terms of a gas tax, they may agitate for better public transit, look for more efficient cars, or perhaps consider carpooling. With low gas prices, none of this happens. I also like tolls, especially since they are related closely to actual usage. If people choose to live in suburbs, why should they not pay more for causing road congestion? It is rarely a good idea to simply build more roads in response to congestion — the first law of roads states, ”If you build it, they will come.” To solve our transit woes we need to assign the costs in a more efficient way, that is, to the users. DAVID R. PEARCE, VICTORIA

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KIERAN REPORT

Do you think that knitting is cool?

NDP waver over supporting new leader evelations that interim national NDP leader Nycole Turmel was a closet Quebec separatist until last January have had BC NDP Leader Adrian Dix BRIAN flapping around like KIERAN a pin-pricked party bkieran@ balloon. mondaymag.com When we first learned that the Quebec MP was a member of the Bloc Quebecois at the same time she was an NDP executive officer Dix said: “I am confident she enjoys the support of New Democrats here in B.C. and across Canada as she takes on this significant challenge. I know Nycole will bring all her experience and commitment to the job, and will fight, as she always has, for working families everywhere.” No sooner were the words out of his mouth when we learned that Turmel had also been a member of Quebec Solidaire, a sovereignist collection of Communists, Marxists and Trotskyites. That membership was dropped a week ago. Now Dix was in full retreat. “Jack Layton is the leader of the federal party and I supported him from the beginning,” he told CKNW radio. “The federal caucus elected Ms. Turmel as their interim leader.” Clearly, someone in the party with more brains than God gave a goose took

Dix aside and explained why the unmask- bedfellow and a Solidaire member, Turmel ing of Turmel actually matters to the fate has given Canadians a reason to write of the NDP across Canada and in B.C. the NDP off as a diminished captive for First, federal and provincial NDPers whacky Quebec politics. are joined at the hip constitutionally. That sad reality rubs off on B.C. New Second, they are quite humourless about Democrats who need to be taken seriously divided loyalties. In fact, if they hope to form the their federal constitunext government. The [NDP's] tion expressly forbids And, that is why Dix belonging to other politifederal shut up and dispatched cal parties. As crimes go, his election readiness constitution it’s right up there with guru, Brian Topp, to reexpressively Roman Catholic priests spin the Turmel fiasco as forbids getting married. a figment of Liberal and Third, while the revConservative fear. belonging to elations hardly meet Topp’s thesis is that the other political the standards of a full Grits and Tories wanted parties. As blown scandal — just the Bloc in control of another day in Quebec — Quebec, not the NDP. crimes go, it's Turmel’s divided loyalties “For all practical right up there have managed to refocus purposes, a strong Bloc with Roman national political attenremoves French-speaking tion on the implications Quebec from the Canadian Catholic preists of the NDP’s federal elecpolitical calculus. Toronto getting married. tion “breakthrough” to and Calgary-based parties official opposition status. can then focus on comDuring Layton’s brave peting in English Canada election campaign his iconic cane, his without any inconvenient need to compete grit and his personal level of engagement in, think about, or build in Quebec,” the inspired many thousands of Canadians. co-chair of Dix’s election planning comUnfortunately the result of his heady cam- mittee wrote in the Globe & Mail. paign was the collapse of his dream to “The recruitment of an articulate, effeclead a truly national party. The result was tive, high-profile female Francophone an official opposition party beholding to Quebec labour leader to the cause of Quebec by virtue of its 59-seat grip on the Canada [should] be widely celebrated,” 103-seat opposition. he added. Good try Topp — keep drinking the By violating the spirit of her party’s rules and by revealing herself as a Bloc Orange Crush. M

It’s certainly practical. Maybe not “cool,” so much exactly. RYAN DEMPSTER, Victoria

You bet I do! The last thing I made was a baby sweater, 30 years ago. JUDY THOMAS, Victoria

Yup, I do think it’s cool. Really cool. My mom knits. CAM GROF, Victoria

Yes! I know of a woman who does high-level math knitting. String theory. SABRINA LUNDQUIST, Victoria

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Police too heavy-handed at Camas talk wo weeks ago, Billie Pierre — a Nlaka’Pamux woman and founder of Redwire magazine — arrived in the capital to give a talk at Camas Books. Pierre’s presentation looked at police accountability mechanisms in Canada with respect to assault and murder committed by ofﬁcers, and how these work in real cases involving First Nations. SIMON Local activist Comrade Black helped NATTRASS organize the event and said that while the snattrass@ talk was a huge success, the stories told by mondaymag.com Pierre mixed with the presence of Victoria Police and the often brutal personal experiences related by members of the audience made for an emotionally difficult evening. “There were a few indigenous women who came and told stories about their family members being killed by police,” said Black. “It was the most intense event I have ever organized. I think it’s important that these kinds of conversations can happen publicly.” Black, stressed that “People need to understand that colonialism is still occurring today, that it is never ending, that

native people still die in custody and that there are little to no consequences when that happens.” But wait, did you say police presence? Indeed. In what is at the very least a fine example of lousy timing, the event was interrupted by an officer of the Victoria Police asking to speak with Pierre in private. “My mother and four year old child stepped out during my talk,” said Pierre. “At one point my daughter ran away from my mom and was heading towards oncoming traffic and my mom grabbed her by her hoody and hair to stop her. Six police cruisers stopped my mom and brought this incident up as a reason to apprehend my child.” No charges were laid, and the event was allowed to continue, though with an atmosphere of heightened tension. In response, Camas Books has called out the Victoria Police on “the targeting of Indigenous peoples and, specifically, speakers critical of the police,” saying that “It is suspicious how quick and heavyhanded the police were when responding to such a mundane incident.” If nothing else, this event serves to remind us of the value of the few spaces where we can openly criticize our own society, and — whether deliberate or not — how easily the safety of these spaces is shaken. M

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Social knitworking FIBRE ARTS GO FROM SENIORS' HOMES TO COFFEE SHOPS AROUND THE CITY ore and more people are casting on to knitting. The time-honoured craft is enjoying a surge in popularity with knitting groups for the young and old popping up around the city. They can be found stitching away at church halls and coffee shops, even pubs around town, sharing a cup of tea, a story and some tips and tricks in a social setting. “Any night of the week you can pop into a coffee shop around town and see people knitting,” says Eileen Grant, president of the Victoria Knitters’ Guild. “We’ve had upwards of 30 people come to our Wednesday evening meet-up at the Serious Coffee in Sidney.” The Victoria Knitters’ Guild offers regular meet-ups and an education program to members who join looking to further their knitting knowledge as well as some camaraderie, with meetups the first and third Wednesdays of each month at 9:30 a.m. at St Aidan’s Church Hall (3703 Saint Aidans, off Richmond). “The membership of the guild is getting MARY ELLEN GREEN slightly younger, but the arts@mondaymag.com membership is around 55 to 65 years old on average, but that’s not much different than the population of the region,” says Grant. “A lot of us learned to knit when we were younger and now we’re finding that we have more time,” says Grant. “It’s like riding a bicycle. People seem to be of all ages.” Grant got into knitting after moving to Victoria four years ago. “I didn’t know many people and I had a lot of stress from moving and I found knitting to be very relaxing and a great way to meet new people,” she says. Thanks in part to the internet and social networking sites like Ravelry.com, wool and yarn enthusiasts are finding easy ways to connect both virtually and in person, sharing photos, advice and free patterns with the people they connect with. That’s how Victoria social knitting group The Bitchy Bees got its start.

ARE YOU HOPING TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF A KNITTERS’ GIFT? HERE’S A FEW TIPS TO MAKE SURE THE GIFTS KEEP ON COMING: TREAT THE GIFT WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT: Don’t lose one mitten or wear a hole in your socks unless you want to pay for every pair in the future. “I start out small with socks or mitts and I wait to see if they lose them. If they do, they don’t get more gifts,” says Stephanie Papik, coowner of Knotty By Nature Fibre Arts. THANK THE KNITTER PROFUSELY FOR THEIR TIME AND EFFORT: Most knitters only give small gifts away unless they know the receiver truly understands how much time and money was spent creating that masterpiece. “I’m a selfish knitter. Only people I know will appreciate how much work and time goes in will get a gift from me, or a baby gift. You can churn out a baby cardigan in two weeks … or at least I can,” says Mary Chan, co-founder of the Bitchy Bees social knitting group. DON’T LOOK AT KNITTERS IN PUBLIC LIKE THEY’RE LOST AND CAN’T FIND THEIR WAY BACK TO THE NURSING HOME: “I think the biggest misconception is that knitters are all 50-year-old women. There’s this stigma attached to it. But it’s really fun and it’s modern and vintage at the same time,” says Chan. [8]

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Bitchy Bees Melissa Kwan and Mary Chan knit at Fernwood's Cornerstone Cafe Tuesday evenings from 6 p.m.

Co-founder Mary Chan took up knitting as a hobby when she moved to Duncan from Vancouver a few years ago. “I didn’t have very much to do, so I took up knitting. I had read about knitting circles and I tried to find one around town but I couldn’t find one,” she says. It wasn’t long before Chan found another local avid knitter online and the two started meeting in coffee shops around town. They decided they wanted to share their love of knitting and the two founded the Bitchy Bees social knitting group, which meets twice a week at local coffee shops and bi-monthly in local pubs for beer knitting night. And, as Chan says, “Why not? I mean beer and knitting are two of the best things in the world.” Chan says the name of the group is misleading because they are very welcoming and friendly. “Once a barista at the café we were knitting at asked us if we were a stitch and bitch or a knitting bee and we said we were both. The name stuck. But we’re really nice and we’re not bitchy at all,” she says. The Bitchy Bees look for a couple of key things when they choose to meet. “We’re always looking for a place with good lighting that’s open to a table of 15. Everyone probably knows a knitter in their lives,” says Chan. “A lot won’t come out of their shell around non-knitters because there’s this stigma, they think we are more together or that we have more time than them but really we don’t have any more time, we’re watching the same TV shows and sitting in the same cafés but you’re on a laptop and we’re knitting. It’s nice to have a connection with that many other people with the same crazy yarn tendencies as you,” Chan says. Shopping for yarn in Victoria is a knitter’s paradise. “The demographic of Victoria is older, but there are quite a few young people joining the guild. And that’s great because there are amazing knitting stores in the area for every type of knitter, from the modern and funky Knotty by Nature to The Beehive Wool shop, one of the oldest and the largest knitting store in Canada,” says Grant. “Yarns have changed enormous. We’ve all had macramé and sweaters made out of harsh acrylic yarns, but now there’s so much to choose from, with super wash wools, alpaca, bamboo and cotton. The patterns are as complex or as simple as you want.” And costs vary. “You can get a huge ball of yarn at a yard sale or second hand shop and knit up something small for $4 or $5, but some projects require yarn you buy from a specialized wool shop where you spend $25 or $30 on a ball and you need 10 or 12 to complete it. But it’s soft, it feels good to touch and sometimes it’s just great to get out there and shop,” she says.

Going to the stores, looking at all the beautiful coloured fibres and finding the perfect pattern is all part of the experience for the modern knitter. “I think people are excited about our store because we embrace a lot of the different things you can do with wool,” says Stephanie Papik, co-owner of Knotty by Nature Fibre Arts with her partner, Ryan Davis. “We’re active in dyeing, spinning and knitting and so are our customers.” Knotty by Nature is “a little outside the box,” as far as knitting options are concerned says Davis. “We really encourage mixed media type stuff and embracing our humanness, not necessarily striving for perfection. Knitting, needle felting and all fibre arts can really go well together.” Papik says instead of searching for that perfect train sweater pattern for your grandson, why not knit the sweater you like and embellish it with a needle felted train. You can also use needle felting to repair holes in a knitted garment. “Just do a simple embellishment to hide the hole,” says Papik. Davis says the demand for locally produced fibres is increasing. “The 100-mile diet isn’t just for food anymore,” Papik says. “People are starting to recognize where the wool comes from and are taking an interest in preserving certain breeds of sheep so they don’t go extinct.” Knotty by Nature sources fibre from all over the Island, from established mills and indie farms alike. “We would drive up Island and see tons of alpaca farms, but we could only get alpaca from Peru. It didn’t make sense so we decided to seek it out locally,” Papik says. They are now the only store in Victoria that carries locally sourced spinning fibres, says Davis. “We have a lot of people here who spin their own yarn and knit out of it,” Papik says. “We’ve probably taught over 200 people how to spin since the stores been open these last three years.” While many knitters are embracing the wealth of new exotic fibres on store shelves, others are keeping it traditional, choosing to stick with what they know and love. “Some people are very monogamous. They do one project start to finish. They find the perfect yarn and the perfect pattern and they put the two together. Other people like to have a different project for different occasions,” says Chan. What kind of occasions? Well socks are great because they’re small and portable. Scarves are great for knitting while watching TV or socializing because it’s more or less mindless repetitive work. Continued on Page 11

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enate Herberger swam 19 kilometres of the Saanich Inlet without a break on Friday, Aug. 5, just to prove that the precious marine ecosystem sanctuary is worth that double take. Only a day after on Aug. 6, two Victoria women swam the 35 kilometres of the Georgia Straight in an attempt to raise awareness about Multiple Sclerosis (MS). Despite the less-than-brilliant weather Victoria has seen this year, aqua active-ism seems to be becoming the newest way to splash into a wetsuit and a tight cause this summer. But eager paddlers could have more to contend with than just proving their point — the sport comes with its own dangers that often get overlooked in the face of a good cause. Only this past Tuesday, 61-year-old U.S. swimmer Diana Nyad abandoned her quest to swim a record distance from Cuba to Florida — without

“A lot of this is for the challenge, of course, but Susan has used fitness as a way to manage her disease, and when people can watch someone achieve this, it’s a very powerful message,” says Tannas, a passionate open-water swimmer who has organized the Thetis Lake swim for MS for 19 years. Simmons was diagnosed with MS over 15 years ago, and has been using both fitness and diet to manage the disease for the last five. “I am excited about the opportunity to raise awareness about the importance of being healthy and that even those of us with MS can do extraordinary things,” she told media before the race. Due to reports of heavy swells and rough conditions over the weekend, the race saw teams and solo swimmers back out, leaving Tannas and Simmons to compete against only two other swimmers. While the pair considered backing out, the two had been training five to six days a week to prepare for the event, including sessions at Willows Beach in water as cold as eight degrees Celsius. They decided to forge on, and won the race. “We were a little nervous at first, but we had such positive people in our team and on our boat, and we just had fun with it. A lot of people were very impressed,” says Tannas. Just a day earlier, 55-year-old Herberger left her dock at the foot of Verdier Avenue in Brentwood Bay and arrived a solid nine hours later — with no break — 19 kilometres away at Chalet Beach in Deep Cove. Herberger, a lifetime professional swimmer, has now swam a total of 4,441 kilometres locally, around Costa Rica and the world. She teamed up with local enviro activists the Dogwood Initiative to add these last few kilometres to her roster in an effort SUPPLIED to highlight the imporRenate Herberger, 55, is one of many swimming activists the Island has tance and fragility of the seen lately. She swam Saanich Inlet last Friday to make a splash about Saanich Inlet marine sancocean protection and our impact on marine ecosystems. tuary. “This is a national marine enjoyment area, the aid of a shark cage — when poor conditions, but we’re looking at a marine disaster right shoulder pain and asthma convinced her to now,” says Herberger, who has been a swimmer abort the mission a little after midnight. Nyad since age four but suffered an athletic injury and had been swimming for 29 hours straight, but now uses swimming to relieve pain. “Saanich strong winds had pushed her nearly 25 kilome- Inlet is my swimming pool, and the ocean has a tres off course. magic that nothing can rival.” “It’s hard because I felt like I had it in me. It Herberger, originally from Germany, calls felt like this was my moment,” Nyad told media. herself a peace pilgrim in water — a peace “I don’t feel like a failure at all. But we needed a mermaid — and says that before every swim little more luck.” she says her prayers to the ocean for safe pasLuckily for the Victoria swimmers, luck was sage, clearance from jellyfish and continued on their side. MS activist Karen Tannas and MS energy. So far, she’s been raising awareness athlete Susan Simmons managed to relay swim for marine ecosystems all over the world. On the 35-kilometre-route between Sechelt’s Davis Friday, dozens of supporters and media showed Bay and Neck Point, Nanaimo in nine hours and up to cheer her on her route, and Dogwood was 33 minutes, placing them first in the Salish Sea there to help bystanders learn more about the Swim race and beating last year’s relay winners impact we have on our oceans. by two minutes. While Herberger says the water was “bloody

cold,” she was thrilled with the attention she received, especially given the short notice — she’d only started planning the swim two days before her launch. Due to the success, Herberger and Dogwood have another, bigger swim planned for next July, where Herberger plans to swim the oil tanker route along the Straight of Juan de Fuca. And, if the move is any indication, swimming active-ism around Vancouver Island will maintain its popularity long after the waves have settled. “The ocean is my goddess, my mentor, my lover, my guide,” Herberger says. “Anything I can do to help her, I will. And, all we can hope is that people will take note of that.” M

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FREE HAND DRUMMING WORKSHOP ave you always wanted to learn to drum? Now's your chance. Hand Drum Rhythms is offering a free drumming workshop, Thursday, Aug. 11 at the Fairfield United Church Hall (1303 Fairfield) from 7 to 8:30 p.m. “The rhythms we play are powerful and surprisingly easy to learn. The energy is just amazing,” says Bessie Nuk, events coordinator. Everyone is welcome. There is no need to have experience with drums. Registration is online at drumvictoria.com. M

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FRIDAY TO SUNDAY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY Australian guitarist Kim Churchill is bringing his dreamy looks and sounds to the Big Time Out.

THE BIG TIME OUT After being denied a permit by the Village of Cumberland and the RCMP, organizers had to find a new home for The Big Time Out music festival, just two weeks before the gates were to open. But that didn’t stop Cumberland Village Works, the festival organizers started a letter writing campaign only to have their motion to renew their permit denied. But they’ve found a new home and The Big Time Out will go ahead, just outside the village at Ash Berry Farm in Royston, August 12 and 13. Because the new venue has a

smaller capacity, ticket sales have officially ended at thebigtimeout.com, but tickets are available through private sale on the event’s facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/ event.php?eid=138413129558767). The weekend’s line up includes JunoAward winning reggae-pop group, Bedouin Soundclash, Oakland based Beats Antique, live looper and beat boxer, Dub FX, Australian guitarist Kim Churchill, Victoria based surf-rock Current Swell, Kuba Oms and the Velvet Revolution and many more. The full line up is at thebigtimeout.com. M

VICTORIA DRAGON BOAT FESTIVAL JOHN MAYALL At 77 years old, legendary English blues man, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist John Mayall has more than 50 albums spanning over as many years. Take advantage of this rare opportunity to see this legend live at Club 9one9, Sunday, Aug. 14. Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm. Advance tickets $35.50 at Lyle’s Place, Ditch Records or hightideconcerts.net. $40 at the door. M

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Victoria’s premiere Asian cultural festival and a world class dragon boat racing event is celebrating its 17th anniversary this weekend. Vancouver Island paddlers will be the ones to look out for this year, as the Victoria Dragon Boat Festival Society has purchased a Merlin Excalibur paddle, “Fitted with special data sensors, the paddle gives athletes detailed information about how they can use their bodies to most efficiently power a boat. Teams that sign up for a clinic using the paddle will definitely have a leg up on the competition,” says Tom Arnold, coach of the Gorging Dragons. The Victoria Dragon Boat Festival brings together 90 teams, 2,400 paddlers, and 80,000 spectators, over three days, August 12-14, hosting one of the only dragon boat races courses in North America to take place in a working harbour. M

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Fibre artists around the region are excited for the chance to share their knowledge and passion for fibre at Fibrations, a community-based celebration at St. Ann’s Academy, Sunday, Aug. 21 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. See weaving, knitting, spinning, doll making, embroidery, quilting and many more fiber arts. There will be live demonstrations, a marketplace and a loonie/toonie auction featuring locally made items. For more information about the event, visit Fibrations.ca. To join the Victoria Knitters’ Guild, contact Eileen Grant at eagrant10@gmail.com. To join the Bitchy Bees, visit bitchybees.livejournal.com. M

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MISSION STATEMENT The Lower Island FolkFest Society is a non-profit cultural organization dedicated to the presentation, preservation and promotion of traditional and contemporary folk music and regional cultural traditions involving both professional and emerging musicians from British Columbia, other parts of Canada, and around the world. Our primary event is FolkWest, an annual summer music festival in Victoria as well as concerts throughout the year. Our mission is to create peaceful, celebratory events, based on the values of respect, caring, cooperation, environmental sustainability and accessibility. Through workshops and mentoring, we provide learning opportunities for both artists and audience to foster and preserve folk music traditions. We invite the participation of other BC non-profit organizations with mandates to educate and inform the public on issues of environmental responsibility and social issues to build community for today and for the future. Community is an integral part of our organization. We see ourselves not as music event promoters in the ordinary sense, but as members of the community growing an event for everyone. As such, we care just as much about urban farming, watershed protection, community planning, waste reduction, holistic health practices and affordable housing (to name just a few examples) as we do about vintage banjos, three part harmonies and dazzling chord progressions.

Thank yous Board of Directors

Bryan Skinner

Marika Albert

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Kelly Sherwin

Faro Sullivan

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Melody Benbow

Adam Bailey

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Oliver Swain

Joelle May

A rt i s t ic Di r e c tor

Promot ions / A rt i s t L i a i s ons

Mel Dobres di r e c tor

Volunteer Leaders

Wendy Wall & David Walker m e di a c r e w

Terry James & Ross Huges site crew

Judith Rassenti, Melody Benbow & Marika Albert

Melody Benbow Bert Boutilier & Shane Calder v o lu n t e e r m a na g e m e n t

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Matthew Farholtz & Shane Calder

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Lost and found at the Merch Tent No kids in the beer garden! 19+ please! Think green - bring your own metal cups or water bottles Take the bus - there’s a stop right across the street Use the bike valet to park your ride Use the Larsen Music Instrument Valet to park your axe before you jam Kids under 12 are free, but they’re your responsibility at all times at FolkWest Come ready to paint, play, sing, and dance!

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performers - v i s i t w w w. f o l k w e s t. c a f o r c o m p l e t e d e ta i l s Ron Sexsmith

Ruth Moody

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Recently shortlisted for the prestigious Polaris prize, Ron Sexsmith is Canada’s preeminent singer songwriter. Covered by the likes of K.D. Lang, Micheal Buble and Feist, Ron’s concerts are intimate heart warming affairs where the writers depth and sensitivity to the human heart are impeccably supported by his guitar playing and soaring melodic vocals.

Ruth Moody has the voice of an angel. As a founding member of The Wailin’ Jenny’s’ and with the release of her first solo CD ‘The Garden’ she has cemented her reputation as one of Canada’s greatest song writers and if that’s not enough she is also proficient on Banjo, Piano, Guitar and Boron. Some performers have it all, Ruth Moody is one of them. She will be joined by Adam Dobres(guitar) and Sam Brown(bass)

The Bills w w w. t h e b i l l s . c a

The Bills are Victoria’s longest running and most influential folk band. Featuring a stacked line up of some of Canada’s greatest instrumentalists, The Bills have forged a style all their own drawing on a broad range of folk traditions from Europe and the Americas. Dan Lapp

Salish Dancers Hailing from the Esquimalt Nation ‘The Salish Dancers’ are one of Victoria’s greatest performing arts groups. Traditional dress, instrumentation, vocals and dance styles display the incredible virtuosity and passion of the Coast Salish people. CR Avery

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Dan Lapp’s impressive career as a solo artist and accompanist is matched by his incredible contribution to the capital region as an educator and choir leader. A ground breaking innovator and traditional encyclopedia, Dan’s virtuosity on fiddle, trumpet and voice is well know to Victoria audiences. The Sweet Lowdown

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Outlaw Hip-Hop Harmonica Player, Beatbox Poet, Punk Piano Player, String Quartet Raconteur, Rock & Roll Matador, Playwright. You get the idea. But it’s CR Avery’s writing and musicality that impressively trump his genre mashing innovation. CR will be joined by the roots rockin’ sounds of ‘The Special Interest Group’ www.cravery.com

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Drawn together by a mutual passion for old-time groove, driving tunes, sweet harmonies and well-wrought songs, The Sweet Lowdown blend original songwriting with oldtime roots music as they lay it down, tear it up and sing out together to create a sound that is unique and timeless. Marley Daemon w w w. m a r l e y d a e m o n. c o m

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Known to many from his gold and platinum recordings with the Legendary Hearts, Barney Bentall has a well deserved reputation for honest writing and down home roots rock. Still a rocker at heart, Barney’s work with his Grand Caribou Opry has also cemented him as a true icon of Canadian folk and country music in akin to Tom Russel and Ian Tyson. Yiddish Columbia State Orchestra www.myspace.com/theyiddishcolumbiastateorchestra

Under the steady leadership of Marion Seigle, the YCSO has brought the tears, laughter, vibrance and virtuosity of klesmer music to life in Victoria since 1998. A sure bet for a dancing good time. Art Napoleon w w w. a r t na p o l e o n. c o m

Raised by Cree speaking grandparents in the remote northern woodlands Art napoleon can skin a moose with a pocket knife but he is also know as an underground troubadour whose words and music bridge cultures. Whether he is telling a story or singing about a life of mystical experiences, he manages to be both irreverent and deeply spiritual. Joy Kills Sorrow

With the release of her stunning debut album “Heart Song” Marley Daemon displayed fascinating sense of melodic construction along with an adventurous harmonies and forms and a delectable folk-pop sensibility.

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Marc Atkinson is an instrumentalist of exceptional depth and diversity. From his early days with ‘The Loose Gypsy’s’ to international success with ‘The Bills’ and ‘The Marc Atkinson Trio’ Marc seamlessly fuses Gypsy Swing with roots influences and rock and roll. A tireless innovator, Marc unveiled his most daring project to date ‘The Marc Atkinson Quartet’ earlier this year, featuring Adrian Dolan, Kelby MacNayre and Joey Smith. BuĀan BuĀan w w w. b u c a n b u c a n. c o m

Fish & Bird w w w. f i s h a n d b i r d . c a

Everyone’s favorite Canadian alt-folk/art-rock band is back in Victoria for FolkWest. Fish & Bird have been earning a well deserved reputation as great writers, players and innovators touring relentlessly and recording three incredible albums since 2007. Martin Nolan, Pierre Schryer and Adam Dobres Irish born Uilleann piper Martin Nolan, Fraco-Ontarian fiddler Pierre Schryer and Victoria’s own Guitarist extraordinaire Adam Dobres are three giants of traditional music who have won too many awards and accolades to list and inspired audiences around the world. 2OLYHU 6ZDLQ§V %,* 0$&+,1( w w w. o l i v e r s wa i n m u s i c . c o m

Fitting somewhere in the category of Scifi-Chamber-FolkRock-Odyssey-Grass, Oliver Swain’s BIG MACHINE will take you on a journey to the center of the earth with stunning musicianship and vocals, proven by much critical acclaim.

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Formed under the banner “a modern American string band,” Joy Kills Sorrow exploded out of Boston’s thriving folk music scene with it’s bold new brand of acoustic music. Original writing, prodigious talent and visionary artistic direction make JKS a leading voice in North American string band music.

Marc Atkinson Quartet

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Born from the farms of British Columbia’s gulf islands, O’mally is traditional roots music from home. Her debut album “Speck” received critical acclaim including top 3 on the national roots charts for 6 weeks, and her sweet vocals and clawhammer banjo remind you of the like of Gillian Welch.

Bučan Bučan is a gypsy fabulous ensemble of musicians, playing loosely off Eastern European Gypsy brass band traditions. Neither a Klezmer nor “Oom-Pah” band, Bučan Bučan captures the ethnic essence of this traditional Eastern European Gypsy music and transforms it into a crazy, loud and boisterous party; filled with many instruments, theatrics, moustaches, fishnets and fur! Balkan Babes w w w. b a l k a n b a b e s . c a

With the penetrating harmonies and asymmetrical rhythms characteristic of the region, the Balkan Babes showcase the acapella women’s folk music of Bulgaria, Croatia, Macedonia, Serbia, Ukraine and Georgia. Strong and tender, the music created by the Babes is resonant with the love, joy and commitment that each woman has to the music and the magic they create together. Rick Scott w w w. r i c k s c o t t. c a

Rick Scott is an award winning singer, songwriter and actor who combines music and laughter in lively, participatory concerts for all ages. He is Canada’s leading proponent of the Appalachian mountain dulcimer, known by kids around the world as ‘The Electric Snowshoe.’ Over 35 years he has released 17 albums and performed his lively, original music in nine countries. His gift for combining wacky humour and poignant human commentary has earned him a devoted following from four generations around the world.

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Performances by kids entertainer Rick Scott, stories by Shoshana Litman and Peg Hastead, clowns by Uma Del Sol. Hands-on art projects, FREE FACEPAINTING, Cardboard Fort Zone! Fun zone folk dance workshops, hula hoop workshops, and pick-up field games! Nature workshops by Swan Lake Christmas Hill nature sanctuary

Gourmet Grill Farm Gate Foods Victoria and Vancouver Island Greek Community

Fruition Paletas Discovery Coffee Ambrosia Conference & Event Center *located in the Phillips Beer Garden* Puerto Vallarta Amigos Wanna Wafﬂe Stir It Up/Stick it up Wild West Salmon Grill Jared’s Creperie

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Songs and Stories of the western logger come alive THE ROYAL BC MUSEUM HOSTS GOOD TIMBER By Mary Ellen Green arts@mondaymag.com

he development of B.C.'s towns and cities has been closely tied to the logging industry over the last 100 years. Loggers would leave their families for weeks, months or even years to go deep into the woods and cut down trees that looked more like sky scrapers. These people, mostly men, were brave souls as their tasks were extremely dangerous and casualties were just another part of the job. Many of these men's stories were never told, even to their families, and were lost to pages in the B.C. Archives —until now. The Other Guys Theatre Company is presenting Good Timber, Songs & Stories of the Western Logger at the Royal B.C. Museum, August 8-27. Based on the poetry of Robert E. Swanson (19051944), the Bard of the Woods, Good Timber takes a modern look at the people and the industry that helped build our province. “Ross invented a new genre with this one,” says John Carswell, visual designer on the production. “It's a live historical multi-media musical revue.” Director Ross Desprez idea was to take Swanson's words and turn them into a soundtrack for the 90 minute play. There's no spoken dialogue in the play aside from Swanson's poetry. “My wife introduced me to the poems of Robert DAVID LOWES Swanson,” says Desprez. “Her family members were all Mark Hellman, Colleen Eccleston, Ross Desprez, Kelt Eccleston, Sarah Donald and John Gogo in Good Timber. loggers and she kept telling me to do something with the poems. I thought this would be a good fit.” Some poems are sung, acted out or even spoken to and video archives to put together the amazing historic The music offers a distinct West Coast sound with folk, the music. Some are dra- images that set the mood for the whole production. country, jazz and celtic tunes Desprez describes as “East matized through the huge “It's kind of like watching a 3D movie, with the actors meets West with a twist,” and touch on every aspect of the video screen that makes walking right out of the imagery,” says Carswell. The 16 industry from the woods to the mills to loading the massive GOOD TIMBER up the backdrop of the set. foot screen is as wide as the stage. logs onto ships for transport. Songs and Stories of “We came up with the idea The cast of six; Ross Desprez, Sarah Donald, Colleen Between the music, the poems the photos and video, the Western Logger to use video for this show Eccleston, Kelt Eccleston, John Gogo and Mark Hellman, Good Timber is looking to not only inform British is playing at the Royal because it's so rich in his- not only act out the stories of the Western Logger, but they Columbians about an industry that helped shape the B.C. Museum Monday tory,” says Desprez. “When play the music too. They switch between guitar, mandolin, province they call home, but to dispel any myths about an through Saturday at we got John on board and squeeze box, and even logging tools like 6-foot cross-cut industry who's corporate past has helped demonize a noble 8pm, Aug. 8 to 27 started talking about using saws, axes and files. profession. Tickets are $17 - $22 video, we decided the “Musical Director Tobin Stokes' main studies were in “We want to give the loggers some credibility for the at the museum box museum archives would be percussion,” says Desprez. “He encouraged us to bring in hard work they did and show the human side of the indusoffice or by phone the place to go.” some logging tools. We started messing around with them try,” Carswell says. “I've lived nearly 40 years on the Island 250-721-8480 Carswell spent months and discovered that it added a really neat element to the and I had no idea what was happening out there in the digging through the print show.” woods like most people.” M

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CHICKTORIA - Women's rock. Five femal bands let their hair down. 9pm at Logan's Pub. $10. TOM VICKERY TRIO - With guest Hugh Fraser. West coast jazz. 8pm at Hermann's. $8. CHI NO VS SOULFIX - Electro-step at CLUB9ONE9. 10pm.

BILL FRANCIS AND FRIENDS - Playing hits by Bob Dylan. 8pm. Slider's Bar and Grill. JEFF MORRIS - Singer/songwriter from Edmonton plays "Original songs on a borrowed guitar." 8pm at the Well. By donation. EVES OF DESTRUCTION AFTER PARTY - Acts TBA. 10pm at Logan's. $10. RADIO ONE - Live-to-air broadcast with DJ Reign and Marsh. 9pm at CLUB9ONE9.

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ROCK OF AGES - Classic rock cover band. 9pm at Bartholomew's. Free. GINZU KNIVES - Rock 'n' roll. 7pm at the Army Navy Airforce Unit (302/9831 Fourth, Sidney). MOMENTUM - R&B/funk/soul/ pop cover band. 9pm at Loghouse Pub. Free. STEVE BARRIE AND THE ABIDING DUDES - Country two-step bugaloo. 10pm at Logan's. $10. JOE POWERS - Tango, jazz, harmonica. 8pm at Hermann's. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS - Summer sessions with DJ Reign and Marsh. 9pm at CLUB9ONE9.

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YOUNGER THAN YESTERDAY '60s rock. 1pm at the Dragon Boat Festival, Inner Harbour. Free. MOMENTUM - R&B/funk/soul/pop cover band. 9pm at Swans Brew Pub. Free.

MON. AUG. 15 STEVE BARRIES' SENSATIONAL OPEN MIC - 9pm at Logan's. Free.

TUES. AUG. 16 OPEN MIC- Everyone is welcome to play. 7-9pm at the Well. Free. STAGMATA PROPAGANDA TOUR - A night of crushing metal with Celestial Machine, Autaric and Danakil Depression. Logan's. 7pm. STYLE ON WAX - Hosted by the Truth Soundsystem. Spinning ska, rocksteady, early reggae, soul & funk. 9pm at Logan's.

ONGOING OPEN MIC - Open to all musicians. THURSDAYS 6pm at Paradiso Di Stelle. Free. THURSDAY BLEND JAM- Any and all string players welcome. Hosted by Rick Van Krugel. THURSDAYS 7pm at the Well. Free. OPEN MIC - Scott Longworth hosts an open forum for original tunes. All ages. THURSDAYS 8pm at the Fernwood Inn. Free. KARAOKE - Hosted by Brandon. THURSDAYS, FRIDAYS & SUNDAYS 8pm at Upper Deck. Free. NYPD - A lethal dance party with Kenzie Clarke. THURSDAYS 10pm at Lucky. $TBA. THE COURTYARD SESSIONS Afternoon performances by some of Victoria’s most celebrated musical talents. SATURDAYS 1-4pm. To Aug. 20 at Market Square. Free. marketsquare.ca. BLUEGRASS BRUNCH - Hosted by the Stowaways. SATURDAYS 1:30pm at Logan’s. Free. SOLID! - Dance your ass off with DJ Longshanks. SATURDAYS 10pm at Lucky. $TBA. SUNDAY BLUES JAM - Hosted by the Deb Rhymer Band. SUNDAYS 2pm at the Strath’s Clubhouse. Free. CANUS - Hot jazz. SUNDAYS 4pm at Hermann's. Free. HOOTENANNY - Join Carolyn Mark for some first-rate hootenannin'. With Luther Wright, Hank Pine & Lily Fawn, Marco Bozenich, Mich "Stompin Tom" Anderson and more. SUNDAYS 4:30pm-midnight at Logan's. Free.

JACK’S OPEN MIC SUNDAYS Welcoming atmosphere. SUNDAYS 7pm at Serious Coffee (230 Cook). Free. BLUEGRASS SUNDAY - Hosted by The Stowaways Duo. SUNDAYS 8pm at Ocean Island Café. Free. OPEN MIC - Hosted by Steve Barries. MONDAYS 9pm at Logan’s. Free. JAM SESSION - Play till you can’t play no more! All ages. MONDAYS 9pm at Ocean Island Café Lounge. Free. 90210 MONDAYS - DJs Jay Somethin' and Levi Somethin' Else spin all your favourite pre-mollenium classics. MONDAYS 10pm at Lucky. $TBA. INDUSTRY UNDERGROUND Electro-step and funky house. With King Kornelious, Soulfix and Chino. MONDAYS 10pm at Hush. $TBA. OPEN MIC - Hosted by David and Katherine. TUESDAYS 7pm at The Well. $3. OPEN MIC - Bring your friends, grab a drink and listen to music. TUESDAYS 8-11:30pm at Whitebird Lounge. Free. OPEN JAM - Hosted by the Front Porch String Pickin' Band. TUESDAYS 8pm at Tudor House. Free. OPEN STAGE - Acoustic or electric, solo or with your band. Amps, drums, piano provided. Dylan Stone hosts. WEDNESDAYS 8:30pm at the Fort Café. Free. OPEN MIC NIGHT - Musical madness! Sign up with our host Jack. WEDNESDAYS 9pm at Ocean Island Café. Free.

CONCERTS THURS. AUG. 11 YESHE - Performs with Cye Woods. Catch this Australian multiinstrumentalist's African-inspired rhythms as he comes through Victoria on his world tour. 7:30pm at the Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad). $20/18. 250-380-1280. 1415broad.ca.

FRI. AUG. 12 A BEAUTIFUL WEAVE OF WESTERN AND ORIENTAL MUSIC- The classical-Persian Darya Ensemble performs music from the East and pianists Armand Saberi and Daniel Jordan play Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov's Symphony Suite Op.35 "Scheherazade" for two Pianos. Proceeds benefit the BC Children's Hospital. 7:30pm. Phillip T. Young Recital Hall (UVic). $10. 250-385-8763.

SUN. AUG. 14 DAVID TILLER AND ENION PELTA TILLER - The Victoria Folk Music Society presents the classically trained, eclectic-acoustic duo as they perform a blend of Western and Eastern folk traditions, including jazz, rock, bluegrass, old-time, Gypsy, Indian, and Celtic music. 7pm Norway House (1110 Hillside). $5. victoriafolkmusic.ca.

ONGOING BRENTWOOD BAY’S MUSIC IN THE PARK - Summer fun in sun. WEDNESDAYS 6:30pm. To Aug. 17 in Pioneer Park. Free. Visit brentwoodbay.info

BUTCHART GARDENS - Chris Millington & Dancin' THURSDAY. The Washington & Cook Sextet FRIDAY. Queenie & the Groove Kings SATURDAY 6:15pm. Odyssey String Quartet SUNDAY. Gary Fjellgaard with Saskia & Darrell MONDAY. Barbara Blair TUESDAY. Adonis Puentes WEDNESDAY. All 7:30pm, unless otherwise noted, at Butchart Gardens (800 Benvenuto). $3-$30. 250-652-5256. SUMMER IN THE SQUARE - Bring your lunch, some sunscreen and soak up some sun and free tunes. From classical to world beat, folk to jazz and baroque to blues, there’s something for everyone. WEEKDAYS noon-1pm. To Sept. 2 at Centennial Square. Free. Visit victoria.ca for a list of performers. MUSICAL CRUISE - Enjoy a sunset cruise along the Oak Bay waterfront aboard the 45' M.V. Aquitania. Bring along singing voices/musical instruments. Saturday nights out of Oak Bay during July and August from 7-8:30 pm. $25. 250-508-1981.

DINNER MUSIC BARD & BANKER - Tom Hooper and Matt Johnson THURSDAY, FRIDAY & SATURDAY. Tom Hooper WEDNESDAY. All shows 8pm. BARTHOLOMEW'S - Rock of Ages THURSDAY & FRIDAY. 9pm. FERNWOOD INN - The Sweet Lowdown TUESDAY 8pm. GLO EUROPUB - DJ Joshua James THURSDAY-SUNDAY 7pm (12:30pm SATURDAY).

CANOE BREWPUB - The Adults THURSDAY 9:30pm. DJ Primitive FRIDAY. DJ Ram SATURDAY. Steve Chmilar SATURDAY 4pm. DJ Ram SATURDAY. Steve Chmilar MONDAY 7:30pm. DJ Primitive WEDNESDAY. All shows start at 9pm.. IRISH TIMES - Kettles on THURSDAY-SATURDAY. Bobby Smith SUNDAY. All shows 8pm. OCEAN POINTE RESORT - Jazz piano featuring Peter Dent. FRIDAY & SATURDAY 7-10pm. THE OFFICE - Aurora Scott THURSDAY. Beats, Bass & Voice FRIDAY. DJ Cap SATURDAY. SkylaJ & The Vibes WEDNESDAY. All shows 8pm. THE OSWEGO HOTEL - Cynthia Davis, jazz. WEDNESDAY 7pm. STRATH’S CLUBHOUSE - Pat Shade FRIDAY & SATURDAY 9pm. THE SUPERIOR - Sunyata THURSDAY. Oliver Swain and guests FRIDAY. Kelby MacNayer SATURDAY. Friends and Inventions of Mr. Aaron Watson SUNDAY. Andrew SLade WEDNESDAY. All shows 7pm. SWAN'S - Summer and the Sinners THURSDAY. TBA rock 'n' roll FRIDAY. Momentum SATURDAY. The Moonshiners SUNDAY 8:30pm . Flying Saucers MONDAY. Light Sweet Crude TUESDAY. House Cats WEDNESDAY. All shows start 9pm unless otherwise noted. THE SPIRAL - Open mic THURSDAY 6-9pm. Spiral Groove string classics MONDAY 7:30-9:30pm. Swing orchestra WEDNESDAY 7:30-9:30pm. By donation. VISTA 18 - Gary Preston Duo plays jazzy blues FRIDAY & SATURDAY 8pm.

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following Cale on tour and transforming into a seductress dancing on the edge of danger. After a painful fall from grace, she runs to Herchel for help and accepts God back into her life, becoming a wise and mature, strong yet compassionate woman. It can be a challenge to portray the many changes in a character over such a long span of her lifetime, and Stubel handled the role with grace. The production also benefited from a beautiful set design by Patrick Du Wors, which included the soaring gables of a country church, a towering train trestle, a revolving white piano, and an enormous neon cross descending on wires from the ceiling. The costumes captured each era with flair and style, as the play spans several different years in the lives of the characters from the 1960s to the 1980s. The production carries some thought-provoking messages about religion, politics, righteousness and Christian televangelism, which means that although the performance is lacking in its delivery and feels a bit too long, Fire will likely spark some hot debates within its audience. M

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f kids came with an owners manual, it might read something for 18 years. As each woman rotates through the spotlight, the like the monologues in Momâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Word - Remixed. others sit on the set listening and laughing along with the audiA hilarious and honest look at motherhood, Remixed weaves ence. This helps the show feel like an living room conversation together stories of five women from the first puuuuush of child- among friends, where no topic is off limits. birth to finally accepting their grown children no longer need A masterful multi-storey set by Pam Johnson dwarfs the actors them, and the strain those years put on their in their domestic duties, laundry to do, a fridge career, marriage and self identity. to keep full, and surfaces to clean. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not already a member of Club Mom, The women really shine in the scenes they MOM'S THE this show gives you a day pass to the world perform together, including several musical WORD: REMIXED where everything revolves around your chilnumbers, one of which is sang from the perAug. 11-13, 16-20 at dren and your partner doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t understand what spective of a pair of nipplesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;some of the many 8pm, matinees Aug. 13, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going through. Men are at the butt of breasts youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see in the show. 14, 17, 20, 21. many jokes here, but the women balance it out If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a mom or the long-suffering husBelfry Theatre, 1291 by making fun of themselves just as often. band of one, this show is truly a must see. You Gladstone Ave. The script is semi-autobiographical, acted by can bring your mature teens along, if they're old Tickets are $23 to $38, four of the original writers (Jill Daum, Alison enough for the sexual content, and give them an discounts for students Kelly, Barbara Pollard, Deborah Williams) idea of what you went through for them. tickets.belfry.bc.ca or with Beverley Elliot filling Robin Nicholâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s role. But even if you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have recent experience 250-385-6815 Originally written as two playsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Momâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The with child-rearing, these women will make you Word (1993) and Momâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Word 2 - Unhinged laugh. The show is fast passed, full of slapstick (2005)â&#x20AC;&#x201D;Remixed premiered in 2007 combingags and physical comedy. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s some serious ing the best of their previous installments. The Momâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s return to ground covered, but always in a light hearted way. the Belfry with some slight revisions to the Remixed script and Their shows have toured around the world, performed by still as much energy as ever. many actors. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss this opportunity to see it with much of Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d never know theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d been listening to each otherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s set ups the original cast. M

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SMASH A PLATE - A musical comedy about women's lib . . . and bellydance? Be a part of the workin-progress reading of this story about one woman's unconventional and hilarious personal oddesy in search of passion, adventure and true independence. 7pm at Intrepid Theatre Club (1609 Blanshard). $12 (unwaged, half price). smashaplate@ shaw.ca. 250-595-0944.

OF LOVE AND WATER - Book launch, book signing and poetry readings from Of Love and Water. Poems by Gerard Rochford and images by David Ladmore. 1-4pm. Full Circle Studio Arts (1800 Store). 250920-4037. fullcirclestudio.ca.

WED. AUG 17 WORDS AT THE WELL - Open mic poetry. All forms welcome. 7-9pm at the Well. Free. 250-590-4995.

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VICTORIA ANARCHIST READING CIRCLE - Discuss the lastest in anarchist reading. TUESDAYS 7pm at Camas Books (2590 Quadra). Free. 250-381-0585. TRIVIA PUB QUIZ - General knowledge, guess the song, who said it, (or our variation) who tweeted it! Free. TUESDAYS 8pm at Felicita's (UVic). 250-721-8626. OPEN MIC - The only café still doing poetry nights this summer. WEDNESDAYS 7-9pm at The Well. Free. UVIC ASTRONOMY OPEN HOUSE - Here's your chance to discover everything you've wanted to know about the sky. WEDNESDAYS 9-10pm at the Bob Wright Centre (UVic). Free. 250-721-7700. mshen@uvic.ca.

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LEGACY GALLERY - Convergence/ Divergence: Landscape and Self on the West Coast, exhibition of works by E. J. Hughes, Glenn E. Howarth, Charles Elliott and Francis Dick, among others, to Aug. 20. The Victoria Moderns: UVic and a Regional Aesthetic (1960-1970). To Sept. 16. All at 630 Yates. GALLERY AT THE MAC - Gallery of Visual Artists, group exhibition. To Aug. 22 at 3 Centennial Square. DELUGE GALLERY - The Green Years, works by Katie Lyle. To Aug. 27 at 636 Yates. ECLECTIC GALLERY - Portraits of a Baroque Mind, artwork by Nicholas Frenette. To Aug. 27 at 2170 Oak Bay. ART GALLERY OF GREATER VICTORIA - War and Disaster in Japanese Prints, a collection of historical prints from the AGGV's collection, to Sept. 5. A Brush with War: Military art from Korea to Afganistan, to Sept. 5. On the Edge of Nowhere by Emily Carr, semipermanent. All shows at 1040 Moss. DALE'S GALLERY - Island Artisans, works from island artists. To Sept. 6 at 537 Fisgard. POLYCHROME FINE ARTS Hobnob 3, group exhibition of paintings, sculpture and prints. Opens noon-6pm. To Sept. 8 at 1113 Fort. MALTWOOD PRINTS AND DRAWINGS GALLERY - Lords and the Land, exhibition documents the relationship between stone and tenurial authority in tenth- and eleventh-century Norfolk, Suffolk and Cambridgeshire. To Sept. 28 at the McPherson Library (UVic). VIEW ART GALLERY - Annual Summer Salon, a rotating exhibition of the works of 25 gallery artists and guests, featuring the ceramic art of Laurie Rolland. To Sept. 30 at 104-860 View. ROYAL BC MUSEUM - The Other Emily, exhibition of work by Emily Carr that explores explores her life before she became famous. To Oct. 10 at 675 Belleville. ART GALLERY OF GREATER VICTORIA - The Further Adventures of a Girl, artwork by Diyan Achjadi. Opening reception 7:30pm. To Oct. 16 at 1040 Moss.

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Monkey business SCI-FI REBOOT HAS A BIGGER BRAIN By Robert Moyes arts@mondaymag.com

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES +++ Directed by Rupert Wyatt Starring James Franco, Frieda Pinto PG 13- 110 minutes Continues at Odeon, SilverCity & Westshore

he original Planet of the Apes was definitely scary (if a bit cheesy), and did a good job of challenging our arrogant assumptions of primate superiority. But as the series cycled through numerous sequels, all those extras running around in ape suits became pretty silly. Which sent to a “primate rescue centre” that seems nice on brings us to Rise of the Planet of the Apes, an “origins” tale the surface but is really a harsh prison that employs that benefits greatly from the so-called motion-capture a young thug who mistreats the animals. Caesar, technology that allows the fusion of a facially expres- angry and increasingly intelligent, concocts an amazsive human actor with a digital overlay of ape-ness that ing revenge that results in an army of genetically is extremely convincing. The result is a classic B-movie, enhanced apes breaking out of the primate penitentiaone that splices together sci-fi genes with all the tropes ry and rampaging through the streets of San Francisco of a prison movie — but one where the “prisoners” are with plans of throwing way more than just their feces at any humans who get in apes that have the acting their way. chops of tough-guy hacks PERFECTLY POTABLE With its combination like Telly Savalas and ErAlthough a Bloody Caesar would be apt as a of a compassionate but nest Borgnine. As with many a sci-fi post-show drink, I’m going with the Funky Monkey. misguided scientist and movie, this is a caution- Essentially a smoothie with its party hat on, this a greedy businessman ary tale about monkey- Monkey requires you to put one banana, 2 ounces who puts profits ahead ing with Mother Nature. each of Kahlua and brandy, 5 ounces of ice cream of safety in the lab, the A geneticist named Will and 1 ounce of milk into a blender. Now all you moral of the story is more than clear. What makes Rodman (James Franco) need is a thick straw, a pool and a chaise lounge. Rise fresh and engaging is desperately trying to come up with a gene therapy that will defeat is the way in which Caesar (and the other simians) Alzheimer’s, thereby rescuing his ailing father (John have such powerful screen presences. It’s not uncomLithgow) from the grip of a dreadful disease. Research mon to project some human emotions onto animals, on chimps is going extremely well, until one of the test especially pets; but here the line separating us and subjects goes berserk and has to be shot. The project is them is almost erased and it can make for ironic and then temporarily shut down and the monkeys eutha- uncomfortable viewing as we watch Caesar being nized — all but an infant chimp that Will smuggles out brutalized by a human with a literally smaller IQ. This is more of a drama than an operatic sci-fi alleof the lab and ends up raising secretly in his home. Caesar turns out to be a remarkable creature — gory, mostly because Rise operates on a small scale. The way smarter than a human child of the same age — story is almost believable, and when the escape finally because he’s inherited unexpected benefits from the erupts it stays local rather than going global. (Although experimental vaccine given to his mother. But Caesar the climactic action sequences on the Golden Gate eventually gets into big trouble when he savagely Bridge are gratifyingly spectacular.) In short, this is attacks a neighbour who threatens Will’s dad; he’s monkey business with a bigger brain. M

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OPENING THE HELP -(Odeon) This provocative film exposes the genteel racism prevalent amongst upper-class white women in the South of the 1960s. Starring Emma Stone and Viola Davis (Doubt). Starts Wed. GLEE: THE CONCERT MOVIE -(SilverCity/Uni 4) As though they weren't rich enough already, the stars of the insanely popular TV musical set in high school took their singing and dancing on the road. This doc shows what they did on their summer vacation. Starts Fri. 30 MINUTES OR LESS -(Capitol/ SilverCity) A teen slacker gets violently coerced into committing a bank robbery and much comedic craziness ensues. Starring Jesse Eisenberg (Zombieland, Social Network). Starts Fri. FINAL DESTINATION 5 -(Capitol/ SilverCity/Westshore) The horror series that just won't die returns with another bunch of baroque executions of pesky young people who were rude enough to "cheat death" and are about to pay the ultimate price. Starts Fri.

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+++½ BRIDESMAIDS -(Capitol/ Caprice) SNL's Kristen Wiig co-wrote and stars in this raucous but smart and heartfelt comedy that celebrates female friendship (while often being rather rude). This is now the topgrossing female comedy of all time. +++ CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER -(Odeon/SilverCity/ Uni 4/Westshore) Corny but packed with retro charm, this new comic book adaptation is highly entertaining as it depicts a patriotic wimp who doesn't meet the physical standards to join the army so instead volunteers for a wild science experiment. Needless to say he's transformed into a superhero with great powers. Watch out, Nazis!

++½ THE CHANGE–UP -(Odeon/ SilverCity/Westshore/Uni 4) Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds are mismatched friends— one is a prim family man and lawyer, the other a debauched slacker and ladies man — who find themselves in one of those comedies where two people unexpectedly switch bodies. Although unnecessarily vulgar, this is funny stuff and the two leads have great chemistry. ++ COWBOYS & ALIENS -(Odeon/SilverCity/Westshore) The Wild West gets wacky (and silly) when space aliens invade 1873 Arizona and all that stands between us and world domination is a posse of cowboys. This War of the Worlds meets Stagecoach goof-off stars Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford, and is directed by Jon Favreau (Iron Man). +++ CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE -(Odeon/SilverCity/Westshore/ Caprice) A nice but slightly sappy guy (Steve Carell) gets dumped by his wife (Julianne Moore) and looks to a young stud (Ryan Gosling) to get some tips on how to deal with women. Thanks to a great cast and a clever script this is a fine and very funny romantic comedy. +++ FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS -(Odeon) In a raunchy romantic comedy in the spirit of the recent No Strings Attached, Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake are surprised to discover that adding some steamy sex to their once-platonic friendship is a recipe for trouble. ++½ HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2 -(Capitol/SilverCity/Uni 4/Westshore) The long-running fantasy series by JK Rowling comes to a disappointingly ho-hum climax as the plucky boy wizard has that deadly, longanticpated final confrontation with nostril-challenged supervillain Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes). THE SMURFS -(Capitol/SilverCity/ Westshore) A nasty wizard chases those cute blue blobs out of their magical medieval world and all the way to Manhattan.

++½ HORRIBLE BOSSES -(Capitol/SilverCity/Westshore) Three guys with truly appalling bosses gradually realize that all their lives would be better off if the bosses were dead. This being a comedy, the guys are dumb and don't plan well. At all. Starring Jason Bateman, Kevin Spacey and Jennifer Aniston. +++ RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES -(Odeon/SilverCity/ Westshore) James Franco stars in a thoughtful reboot of this classic sci-fi series about war between mankind and intelligent apes. In this origins story set in the present day, a medical experiment gets out of hand . . . and some very pissed-off apes get out of the lab. See review. WINNIE THE POOH -(Caprice) John Cleese narrates this (hand-drawn!) animated adaptation of the classic tale about the honey-loving bear and his menagerie of friends. This is a gentle, charming, and altogether superb piece of filmmaking.

LEAVING THURS. THE TREE OF LIFE -(Capitol) TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON -(Capitol/SilverCity) MIDNIGHT IN PARIS -(Odeon) CARS 2 -(Caprice)

IMAX ++++ BORN TO BE WILD -(noon, 2:00, 4:00, 7:00) Take a remarkable safari as this documentary takes you up close and personal with the people who nurture orphaned baby elephants and orangutans en route to re-releasing them into the wild. Narrated by Morgan Freeman. This is a great film! ++ PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES -(8:00) Penelope Cruz sets sail with Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush and the other piratical ne'er-do-wells of The Black Pearl in the fourth edition of this increasingly tedious -- and alarmingly lucrative -- action-comedy series. JOURNEY INTO AMAZING CAVES -(6:00)

RESCUE: DISASTER RESPONSE -(11am, 1:00, 5:00) This high-adrenaline film depicts the courageous men and women who respond when global disaster strikes. ++++ WHALES -(10am, 3:00) The perennial, much-loved classic about those noble leviathans of the deep makes another return visit.

SCREENINGS MOVIE MONDAY - Screening My Kid Could Paint That. A four-yearold painting prodigy is at the heart of this provocative documentary that examines the nature of art and creativity. 6:30pm MONDAY in the 1900-block Fort. By donation. 595FLIC. moviemonday.ca FREE B–MOVIE FESTIVAL -The Victoria Film Festival's annual B-Movie mash-up once again takes over the Cameron Bandshell in Beacon Hill Park. Muppets From Space features drama and excitement as Gonzo is kidnapped and Kermit and the gang ride to the rescue. 9pm FRIDAY.The Mel Brooks comedy Young Frankenstein. Merely one of the most classic comedies ever. 9 pm SATURDAY

CINECENTA Cinecenta at UVic screens its films in the Student Union Building. Tickets are available 40 minutes prior to showtime. Info: 721-8365. cinecenta.com. +++ POTICHE -(Wed.-Thurs., Aug. 10-11: 7:00, 9:10) ++½ THOR -(Fri.-Sat., Aug. 12-13: 7:00, 9:15) ++½ WATER FOR ELEPHANTS -(Sun.-Mon., Aug. 14-15: 7:00, 9:20) +++½ DAYS OF HEAVEN -(Tues., Aug. 16: 7:00, 9:00) MARION WOODMAN: DANCING IN THE FLAMES -(Wed.-Thurs., Aug. 17-18: 7:15, 9:00)

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EVENTS CALENDAR EVENTS THURS. AUG. 11 FREE DRUMMING WORKSHOP Everyone welcome! No experience necessary. The rhythms we play are powerful and surprisingly easy to learn. The energy is just AMAZING! Drums are provided. 7-8:30pm. Fairfield United Church (1303 Fairfield). Free. Register online www. drumvictoria.com. GET WORKING CAREER FAIR - Featuring speakers from the community teaching techniques on how to look for work smarter, especially in this troubling economic climate. Plus, enter to win a $1000 scholarship to University Canada West. 12-3pm at UCW (950 Kings). Free but space is limited. Call 250-9781800 to make a reservation. FUN AND GAMES GALORE - Come to the library for an afternoon of games and activities, including the chance to play some Wii! Everyone welcome; children under three must be accompanied by an adult. No registration required. 2-4pm. Sooke Public Library (2065 Anna Marie). Free. 250-642-3022. LIFECYCLES SUMMER SOIREE - Featuring local food by Nourish Bistro and Real Food Made Easy. Drinks music and a silent auction. All proceeds support LifeCycles programs. 6-9pm, Sleeping Dog Farm (1506 Burnside West). $60. lifecyclesproject.ca.

FRI. AUG. 12 VICTORIA DRAGON BOAT FESTIVAL - Visit one of Victoria’s most spectacular summer festivals and the only dragon boat festival in Canada to take place in a working harbour. Enojy dragon boat races, live multicultural entertainment, childrens' crafts and food from around the world. Morning 'till afternoon in the Inner Harbour Aug. 12-14. Free. victoriadragonboat.com. FREE B FILM FESTIVAL - Curl up under the stars and enjoy free films on our 20-foot-wide inflatable screen! Muppets from Space (G). Gonzo is contacted by his alien family through his breakfast cereal. He is kidnapped and it's up to Kermit and the gang to rescue him. 9pm at Beacon Hill Park's Cameron Bandshell. Free. 250-389-0444.

SAT. AUG. 13 CLOWNFEST - This is a fun filled event for all ages with more than 20 performers. Featuring workshops, dress-ups, magic, juggling, face painting, family improvs and much more. Come in costume and win a prize! 12-3pm. Galey Farms (4150 Blenkinsop). Admission by donation. GALIANO WINE FESTIVAL Sample excellent wines from BC vineyards and around the world. Savour music in the air, delicious snacks from local kitchens and the work of Island artists. 1-4pm at Lions Park, Galiano Island. $35. galianowinefestival.com. VICTORIAN GARDEN PARTY - Craigdarroch Castle Historical Museum Society celebrates the completiton of a $750,000 renovation and restoration project. A memorial plaque will be dedicated with live entertainment on site and cake for guests. 2-5pm (1050 Joan). Free. 250-592-5323. FLOWER SHOW - Dahlia enthusiasts from across the region come together to compete for the title of best blooms. Come out to see these colourful flower displays or buy a bunch to brighten your home. 9:30am-5:30pm at Westshore Town Centre (2945 Jacklin). Free. victoriadahliasociety. org. SUMMER STAR GAZING - Discover the methods and science behind navigation using the stars, moon, and planets. Then put your new skills to the test as you experience a night out on the water aboard one of Five Star’s signature vessels. Hot drinks and refreshments included. 8:30pm at the Maritime Museum of BC (28 Bastion Square). $65/85. 250-385-4222 ext. 113. FREE B FILM FESTIVAL - Curl up under the stars and enjoy free films on our 20-foot-wide inflatable screen! Young Frankenstein (PG) a hilarious Mel Brooks classic. Dr. Frankenstein's grandson, after years of living down the family reputation, inherits his granddad's castle. 9pm at Beacon Hill Park's Cameron Bandshell. Free. 250-389-0444.

SUN. AUG. 14 FLOWER SHOW - Dahlia enthusiasts from across the region come together to compete for the title of best blooms. Come out to see these colourful flower displays or buy a bunch to brighten your home. 11am-5pm at Westshore Town Centre (2945 Jacklin). Free. victoriadahliasociety. org. CROQUET FOR CRITTERS - The BCSPCA hosts a fundraiser on the grounds of St. Ann's Academy. Stop by for bocci ball tournaments, champagne, tea and food. There will also be a children's bouncy castle and a "meet-and-greet" with some of the shelter's dogs. 11am-4pm at 835 Humboldt. Free. 250-479-1975. spca. bc.ca. SOOKE FARM AND FOOD GARDEN TOUR - This self-guided tour features eleven beautiful, bountiful farms and food gardens in the Otter Point area. Come see selfsufficiency in action! 10am-5pm at farms and gardens of Sooke. Tickets $10 at Shoppers, Peoples, Double D Gardens, Westburn Garden Centre, Sooke Market, DigThis and Moss St. Market. info@sookefoodchi.ca.

TUES. AUG. 16 TANTALIZING TIDBITS - Hungry for a little brain food this summer? Join us at the library for riddles, brain teasers and amazing tales. There’ll be a scavenger hunt, too! For ages 10-12. 2-3pm. Sooke Public Library (2065 Anna Marie). Free. Call 250-642-3022 to register.

ONGOING CFB ESQUIMALT TOURS - Walking and bus tours of Victoria's only militatry installation. Bus tours WEEKDAYS 11am, walking tours SATURDAYS 11am. To Aug. 27 at the Museum Square (CFB Esquimalt base). 250-363-2595. BUTCHART GARDENS SUMMER FIREWORKS - Enjoy the dazzling lights of fireworks. SATURDAYS 10:15pm at Butchard Gardens (800 Benvenuto). $3-$30. butchartgardens. com. FAMILY DRUMMING WORKSHOP - Experience the joy of rhythm with your loved ones. $50/$35 children. SUNDAYS 10:30-11:30am at Rainflower Blessings (238 Beechwood). 250-385-3743. CHESS IN THE SQUARE - Learn to play giant chess, blitz, casual games and more. Presented by the Victoria Junior Chess Society and the DVBA. SUNDAYS noon-4pm. To Sept. 4 in the CRD Plaza (Centennial Square). Free. victoriajuniorchess.com. SPEED DATING - Who needs the internet? All ages. Registration required. SUNDAYS 2-6pm at Valentino’s (1002 Blanshard). Free. 250-386-3223. BOARD GAMES NIGHT - Scrabble and more! SUNDAY 5:30pm at the Superior (106 Superior). Free. 250380-9515. MOSQOY CHARITY TRIVIA - Battle for trivia supremecy and help raise funds for Mosqoy.org. 7:30-9:30pm at Maud Hunter's (3810 Shelbourne). Free. 250-721-2337. SCRABBLE NIGHT - Bring a board game and a friend, or play on the in-house boards and find an opponent there. TUESDAYS 6:30-9pm at James Bay Coffee & Books. Free. 250-386-4700

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FRI. AUG. 12 PASSION FOR TANGO - Heat up your summer with concerts, dance performances, workshops and talks about this exciting and sensual art form. Aug. 12-14 at Centennial Square's Spirit Stage. Free. 778-4320112. passion4tango.com. GO LIGHT - Brandy Baybutt presents a contemporary dance piece by Horse of Air. 8pm at Metro Theatre (1411 Quadra). $20. 250-213-1902.

SAT. AUG. 13 GO LIGHT - Brandy Baybutt presents a contemporary dance piece by Horse of Air. 8pm at Metro Theatre (1411 Quadra). $20. 250-213-1902.

ONGOING SALSA CALIENTE - Beginner and advanced salsa, THURSDAYS 8-10pm. Intermediate mombo, MONDAYS 6:30-7:30pm. Fundamentals of dancing TUESDAYS 6-7pm. Latin workout WEDNESDAYS 6:30-7:30pm. All at Café Casablanca (2524 Bridge). $10. 250-389-0222.

VBDS BALLROOM DANCE WORKSHOPS - Pre-Bronze/Bronze Waltz 1-2pm, $5/$8/$10 per person, per workshop. Intro to Social Foxtrot and Rumba 2-3pm, $5 per person, per workshop. Singles & couples welcome. SATURDAYS 1-3pm at the Les Passmore Centre (286 Hampton). 250-721-5483. vbds.org. TANGO VITA - Beginner classes with Hilda-René SATURDAYS 7pm, intermediate 8pm, Milonga 9pm at 306-1221 Broad, 250-477-6360. Beginner and intermediate classes with Jorge-Liliana WEDNESDAYS 8pm, Milonga 9pm at St. Matthias Hall (600 Richmond), 250-858-1234. tangovita.com. SWING - Dance to Nightclub music. SATURDAYS 9pm at the Carlton Club (900 Carlton). $5. jayholman@telus.net. TANGO MODERNA - Argentine Tango lessons SUNDAYS (beginners) 1:45pm & (intermediate) 3pm, $12/$9. Followed by hosted Milonga SUNDAYS 4:30-7pm, $6/$5 for Tango Moderna/Passion for Tango members. All at the Martin Batchelor Gallery (712 Cormorant). 250-661-5921. WEST COAST SWING CLASSES Dance to Blues, Country, R&B and Top 40. No partner or experience required. SUNDAYS 6-7pm at Studio 7 (1221 Broad). $13 drop-in. 250382-4500. CONTEMPORARY DANCE MONDAYS & WEDNESDAYS 6-7:30pm at the The Victoria School of Contemporary Dance (649 Gorge East). $15/$8. 250-383-7183. CUBAN SALSA - Classes with Salsa Moderna. Beginner and intermediate MONDAYS & WEDNESDAYS 7:309:30pm at Café Casablanca (2523 Bridge). 250-891-2310. latinvictoria.ca. SALSA - TUESDAYS Beginner's lesson 7pm & intermediate lesson 8:15pm at Studio 4 Athletics (715 Yates). $15. salsavictoria.com. VI SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCE SOCIETY - All beginners welcome. No partner required. Wear soft-soled shoes. TUESDAYS 7:30-9:30pm at Eastern Star Lodge (3281 Harriet). 4 classes for $24/6 classes for $30. 250598-0207. VISCDS@shaw.ca. VIC BALLROOM DANCE SOCIETY Practice. FRIDAYS 7-9:30pm at Les Passmore Centre (286 Hampton). WEDNESDAYS 7:45-10pm at Cedar Hill Rec Centre (3220 Cedar Hill). Free for first-timers. 250-721-5483, vbds.org.

ACTIVE THURS. AUG. 11 INSECTMANIA - They’re creepy, they’re crawly and they’re cool. Explore the fascinating world of insects and spiders. Hands-on exploration, live bugs, crafts, songs and games. 12pm at Swan Lake (3873 Swan Lake). Free. 250-479-0211. GREAT BIG BEACH EXPLORE - When the tide is out, the table is set and the CRD Regional Parks’ naturalists are ready to help you discover the diversity of marine critters that can be found at this breathtaking beach. Dip nets with field guides and have lots of fun. Bring beach shoes/sandals. 10am-12pm at Island View Beach Regional Park. Free. 250-478-3344. FOREST FOSSICKING - Have you ever fossicked before? Once you’ve tried it you may have discovered a life-long hobby. Join a CRD Regional Parks’ naturalist as we poke through the park looking for all things small. Hand lenses and field guides provided. 11am-12:30pm. Meet at the Nature Centre at Elk/Beaver Lake Regional Park. Free. 250-478-3344.

FRI. AUG. 12 CREATURES OF THE SUMMER NIGHT - Check out the nightlife a Swan Lake! Sharpen your night senses with owl prowling and raccoon trailing. Suitable for families with children over 6 years. 7:308:30pm. Swan Lake (3873 Swan Lake) Pre-registration required. $4 Members /$6 Non-Members. 250-479-0211.

SUN. AUG. 14 MEMORIAL RUN AND TUG REGATTA - The Victoria Model Shipbuilding Society will hold a Memorial Run and Tugboat Regatta. to honour deceased members of the club and to provide skilled manouvers for the most popular type of scale power models. Fun for the whole family. Starts at 10am at Harrison Pond (Dallas). Free. 250-385-9552.

THREE PARKS IN ONE GUIDED HIKE - Enjoy a guided hike with a CRD Regional Parks’ naturalist while exploring amazing stories about Matheson Lake, the Galloping Goose Regional Trail, and Roche Cove. Bring a lunch and wear sturdy footwear. 12-4pm. Meet at the parking lot off Gillespie Road (Roche Cove Regional Park). Free. 250-478-3344.

ONGOING VOLKSSPORT WALKS -Juan de Fuca Pathfinders hosts a 5/10 km walk. 9:30am at Matheson Lake (off Rocky Point). $2. 250.642-4515. AXE CAPOEIRA - Learn the Brazilian art form that combines elements of martial arts, sports, and music. Kids classes THURSDAYS & TUESDAYS 3:45-4:45pm. Adults classes SUNDAYS 11:45am-1:45pm. All at Burnside Gym (3130 Jutland). $65 per month for children/$50 per month for adults. 250-884-7998. YOGA IN THE PARK - Beginner to intermediate hatha yoga. All proceeds go to charity. THURSDAYS 5:30-7pm. To Sept. 8 at Beacon Hill Park (on the lawn across from the Petting Zoo). $5. 250-588-6118. VICTORIA LAWN BOWLING CLUB - Come out and try lawn bowling. To protect the greens, please wear flat, smooth soled shoes, no heels. FRIDAYS 6pm. To Aug. 26 at the corner of Cook & Park in Beacon Hill Park. First three visits free. 250-3835039. victorialbc.com. VICTORIA HORSESHOE CLUB Adult drop-in mixed doubles. FRIDAYS 6:45pm. Junior program (8-17 years), WEDNESDAYS 6:30-8pm. All at Glanford Park. 250-385-6162. GHOSTLY WALKS - We’re living in BC’s most haunted city. Find out why and where on this 90 minute walk. No registration required. Every night 7:30pm & 9:30pm, with an extra tour FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS 8:30 pm outside the Visitor Information Centre (Government at Wharf St). $13/$11 students. 250-384-6698. MOKSHA YOGA - Find out what hot yoga is all about. SATURDAYS 1:30-3pm, MONDAYS 7-8am & WEDNESDAYS 3:15-4:15pm at Moksha Yoga (1088 Fort). $7. 250385-9642. IYENGAR YOGA CENTRE- Free yoga classes. All Levels TUESDAYS 5:30-7pm, WEDNESDAYS 12-1pm at Iyengar Yoga Centre (202-919 Fort). Free. 250-386-9642. LAUGHTER YOGA - Combines the breathing of yoga and the healing powers of laughter. WEDNESDAYS 7-8pm at Esquimalt Rec Centre (527 Fraser). $5/$4. 250-412-8500.

DROP-IN MEDITATION - Each class includes guided meditation, practical instruction and discussion. MONDAYS 7-8:30pm and WEDNESDAYS 10-11:30 am at Bodhichitta Buddhist Centre (2020A Douglas). WEDNESDAYS 7-8:30pm at Fairfield United Church (1303 Fairfield). THURSDAYS 7-8:30pm James Bay United Church (511 Michigan). 250-592-7164, meditateinvictoria.org. ZEN MEDITATION - Learn Zen mediation. TUESDAYS 7-8pm in the Interfaith Chapel (UVic). Free. 250-721-8338.

COMMUNITY SUN. AUG. 14 KIDNEY WALK - Come out and join the annual 2.5 km Victoria Kidney Walk. Supporting organ donation awareness in BC and in support of the work of The Kidney Foundation of Canada. 9am at Clover Point. 1-800567-8112. victoriakidneywalk.ca. TANGO AND LATIN MUSIC FESTIVAL VOLUNTEERS NEEDED - Experience the joys of volunteering Aug. 12-14. volunteer@passion4tango. com. 778-432-0112.

ALZHEIMER'S SUPPORT GROUP Caring for someone with dementia or experiencing the early symptoms of dementia? The Alzheimer Society of BC has support groups for caregivers and those living with Alzheimer's. Contact the Alzheimer Resource Centre at 250-382-2052 for information and to register. VICTORIA FRINGE FESTIVAL Volunteering is fun, easy and a great way to see shows for free! Intrepid Theatre could not run without the help of our incredible army of volunteers who help out with a wide range of jobs, including Fringe box office, tech crew, promotions, info kiosk and more. See intrepidtheatre.com for details. BC BALANCE AND DIZZINESS DISORDERS SOCIETY - The BCBDDS is looking for people interested in attending a new support group in the Victoria Area. Please phone Betty Macmillan at 1-866-7802233 (toll free voice mail), or e-mail her at info@BalanceAndDizziness. org to advise her of your interest. Let her know if you prefer a summer or a September date for the first meeting. LIFERING - Addiction support program. FRIDAYS 6:30pm at Pearkes Rec Centre (3100 Tillicum). 250-9202095.

SUPPORT GROUP - Support group for phobias, generalized anxiety, panic attacks and OCD. With Dr. Tom Lipinski, registered psychologist. THURSDAYS 7-8:30pm at the Bridge Centre (125 Skinner). Free. 250-3891211. SIPCCENTRE - Counsellor-led support group for mature women ready to re-explore their sexual orientation. $8/session. FRIDAYS 5-6:45pm at James Bay New Horizons. QUEER YOUTH DROP IN - South Island Pride Community Centre welcomes queer youth, friends, allies and youth from queer families. MONDAYS 6-8pm at Esquimalt Youth Centre (530 Fraser), WEDNESDAYS 6-8pm at Fairfield Community Place (1330 Fairfield). Free. southislandpridecentre.ca. KIWANIS HOUSE PROGRAM Lifering support group for young mothers dealing with addiction. Free onsite childminding is available. TUESDAYS 6-7:15pm at 2652 Cook. Child minding starts at 5:30. Calling in advance is appreciated. 250-382-1004. BECOME AN AVI VOLUNTEER Volunteer with AIDS Vancouver Island. (713 Johnson, 3rd floor). 250384-2366 ext 2262. leslie.robinson@ avi.org.

SPIRITUAL ONGOING LEARN TO MEDITATE - Learn mantra meditation. THURSDAYS 4:305:15pm in the Interfaith Chapel (UVic). Free. 250-721-8338 DHARMA TEACHINGS - With Resident Lama Jhampa Tenzin. THURSDAYS 7-9pm at the Victoria Dharma Centre (3371 Maplewood). By donation. 250-385-4828. MEDITATION - Emotional freedom technique and insight meditation. THURSDAYS 7-9pm at Unity Church of Victoria (838 Pandora). By donation. 250-382-1613. SAHAJ MARG MEDITATION INTRODUCTORY TALKS - A heart-centred meditation practiced worldwide for real change from the inside out. Call for more information. SATURDAYS 11am-1pm. Free. 778430-1104. BUDDHIST COMMUNITY SITS Silent meditation followed by taped Dharma talks and discussion. SUNDAYS 7-9pm at Lynn Wylie Yoga Studio (202-1600 Bay). By donation. 250-380-6383. COWABUNGA MEDITATION Join Brad Morris, co-founder of GratiDudes, for a surfer’s approach to meditation. MONDAYS 6:30pm at 1088 Fort. $10. cowabungalife.com. A COURSE IN MIRACLES - Using Ken Wilber’s Integral Mapping. Study group. MONDAYS 7-9pm at the James Bay New Horizons, 234 Menzies. By donation. 250-220-9797. WAY OF MASTERY - Taking you from sleep to wakefulness, from fear to love. Reminding you of who you are. Registration required. WEDNESDAYS 7-9:30pm at 415-200 Dallas. By donation. 250-920-0948.

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CAMPGROUND MANAGER Quatse River Campground. Duties include facility maintenance, reservations, reception, fee collections. Year round accommodations provided. Ideal for retired or semi-retired couple. Send resumes to: NVISEA, Box 1409 Port Hardy, BC V0N 2P0 By fax: 250-949-5195 or by email: nvisea@island.net.

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RV Technician and a Service/Parts Administrator is required immediately at Comox Valley RV. Please email your resume to danny@comoxvalleyrv.com / call 250-871-4700.

LANDSCAPING/PROPERTY Maintenance Business for sale. Over 12 years established on Salt Spring Island. $35,000. Excellent opportunity. For details please contact rbelanger@telus.net

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TO THAT dumb bitch who turned early into the Keg parking lot as I was about to cross, go back to fucking driving school! You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know how to drive worth shit! Maybe you should not focus so much on looking so hot and pay more attention to your driving... haha.. Like that black dress you were wearing and exposing your legs and wearing white ďŹ&#x201A;at heels without socks. You also have no class when I told you off! As for that old fart right next to that hot bitch, mind your own fucking business! I showed you both how... haha.

AIRLINES ARE HIRINGTrain for high paying Aviation Maintenance Career. FAA approved program. Financial aid if qualiďŹ ed- Housing available. CALL Aviation Institute of Maintenance (877)818-0783.

HELP WANTED Holbrook Dyson Logging Ltd/New Castle Timber Ltd Has vacancies in the following jobs: 1)Grapple Yarder Operator. 2)Two Hooktenders 3)One Chaser/Bucker. Fax resumes to 250-287-9259

The Lemare Group is currently seeking Janitorial services for the North island area. Please email resume to: ofďŹ ce@lemare.ca or fax to: 250-956-4888. We are still hiring - Dozer & excavator operators required by a busy Alberta oilďŹ eld construction company. We require operators that are experienced and preference will be given to operators that have constructed oilďŹ eld roads and drilling locations. You will be provided with motels and restaurant meals. Competitive wages, bonus and transportation daily to and from job sites. Our work is in the vicinity of Edson, Alberta. Call 780-723-5051.

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LEMARE GROUP in Port McNeill requires a Senior/Intermediate Accounts Payable Administrator to join our dynamic fast paced environment. Your skill set should include strong organization, effective time management, attention to details, excellent communication skills, computer literate & accounting knowledge. Fax resume 250-956-4888 or email: jcornin@lemare.ca

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VICTORIA INTERNATIONAL Fringe Festival needs volunteers for a variety of positions during this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s festival, held August 25-September 4. Billets for performers are also needed. Call Volunteer Victoria at 250-386-2269.

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BRIDGES FOR Women is looking for volunteer cooks to prepare and serve breakfast for its clients. Commitment is two hours every other week and training is provided. Call Volunteer Victoria at 250-3862269. VANCOUVER ISLAND Kidney Patients Association needs an experienced fundraising coordinator to ďŹ nd and apply for grants, along with other tasks, such as developing stories for press releases and organizing the annual fundraising event. Commitment is one year or longer. Call Volunteer Victoria at 250386-2269.

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AUGUST 11 - 17, 2011

Fiery Mars continues to inject energy into our lives ll Signs: Despite confusion and delays due to retrograde Mercury, things are certainly not at a standstill. Fiery Mars continues to inject energy into our lives (in different areas according to our sign) and this is something we can use! Therefore, despite the backward, retreating energy of Mercury, letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s look forward and be proactive. (Yeah, yeah, this sounds like the maxim of eating your dessert first because life is short.) This week Mars does a beautiful dance with lucky moneybags Jupiter, so things are looking up! If irritation is something you do to yourself (and in large measure it is), then surely optimism works the same way? Then again, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t permanent.â&#x20AC;?

you have the energy to follow through. Behind-thescenes support is a boon right now. Sure, retrograde Mercury is causGEORGIA ing all kinds of NICOLS hangnails, confusion and silly delays, but your money scene is looking stronger! Some of you are also spending more. (Natch.) Fear not, by 2013, your hard work will lead to a major boost in recognition that comes around 2015-16. (How sweet it is.) In addition, next year, lucky moneybags Jupiter will increase your earnings, the best since 2001.

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19

You, more than any other sign, will feel the fiery influence of Mars because this planet is in your sign now, which is a good thing. (Mostly.) Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s good because it gives you energy due to the fact that Mars rules the muscles. So you have more vim and vigour than usual to pursue whatever you want to do. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re also more inclined to defend your own best interests and those of anyone else. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re more assertive and energetic! If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re working with others, you will more easily take charge. (And herein lies the tiny caveat of Mars in your sign: You could be coming on too strong for others!) Get as much physical exercise as possible to blow off any pent-up steam building up within you. You are PowerPoint on steroids!

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re increasingly optimistic about making major changes at home. And your plans for redecorating or renovating are getting bigger and more ambitious! (Did you know William Randolph Hearstâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s castle with 61 bathrooms started as a bungalow? I kid you not.) This could be why youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re almost obsessed about your plans for where you live, as well as for the family business. This might also be the reason why family members oppose you. (Whaaat?) In fact, stress with parents and relatives might be unavoidable. Nevertheless, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going forward with these changes because you feel you have the right to express your desires and your creative impulses. And you do!

TAURUS APRIL 20-MAY 20 Life has been a whirlwind lately! Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been taking short trips and talking to different people, seeing new places and meeting new faces. Naturally, all of this has accelerated the pace of your days. However, not only are you busier, you are also more enthusiastic and energetic about everything! This totally shows in your style of communicating with others. You are proactive, assertive and not afraid to defend your best interests. And that makes this a particularly powerful time for those of you who sell, market, promote, write, teach, act or need to persuade others about anything. Your optimism is increasing by the moment. (Your futureâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so bright, you gotta wear shades!)

GEMINI MAY 21-JUNE 20 Finally, the cash is starting to flow! Your ability to earn money is strong now. You have ideas you want to implement and fortunately,

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LEO JULY 23-AUG 22 All this energy of Mars is taking place in a rather hidden part of your chart, which means you are plotting and planning all kinds of things behind the scenes. In other words, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re â&#x20AC;&#x153;cooking.â&#x20AC;? You have future ideas that you are setting in motion, hopefully to hatch successfully down the road. In fact, in late August, September and October, when Mars is in your sign, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be a dynamo! Continue to take care of old business and wrap up projects that are already on your plate. What you do now will have future ramifications that are positive, especially in terms of boosting your reputation and your professional name. (Some of you are indulging in secret hankypanky romance.) Hmmm.

VIRGO AUG 23-SEPT 22 Although youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re busy working behind the scenes, Mars is now giving you tremendous energy with group activities. Those of you involved in group sports or class

work or the organization of conferences (or any event) are empowered! Others feel your energy, which is why you easily take a leadership role. In particular, your efforts in publishing, the media, higher education, the law and anything to do with travel or dealing with foreign countries will be unusually effective. However, competition (or jealousy) with someone might arise. Could someone be envious of you? Gore Vidal once said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.â&#x20AC;?

LIBRA SEPT 23-OCT 22 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re really going for it right now because your ambitions are aroused! (This is because fiery Mars is crossing the top of your chart.) You have pots cooking on all four burners, or maybe you have six on your treasured Vulcan? Keep up this energy because it has ramifications for future travel and success dealing with other countries. Your schmooze factor is also very high right now so you are enjoying the support of others, especially old friends and people from your past. Your life is an open book because you are right at the beginning of reinventing yourself (like back in the early â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s). This means anything can happen. Inheritances, assistance from others, gifts and goodies are coming your way. Ka-ching!

SCORPIO OCT 3-NOV 21 Your desire for adventure and discovery has never been stronger, at least for several years. You are constantly on the move now, and lucky Scorpios are actually travelling the globe. Yay! If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not travelling, your high viz. dazzle attracts the support of important people, even to the extent that some of you are beginning a love affair with bosses and VIPs. Grab every opportunity to promote yourself in publishing, the media, higher education, the law and medicine. Partnerships are particularly rewarding and supportive. Continue to divest yourself of anything no longer relevant in your life. Out with the old and in with the new!

SAGITTARIUS NOV 22-DEC 21 Your gonads are in overdrive. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re very hot and sexy this month and next. (You can either hide this column or leave it out for someone else to see. Hint!) However, conflict about shared property, taxes, debt, inheritances and insurance matters might arise. No worries, you look lucky! Things will likely go in your favour. Grab any opportunity to travel for pleasure. Publishing and higher education are also looking sweet. Actually, romance with someone from another culture or a different country

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CAPRICORN DEC 22-JAN 19 While everyone else is happily energized in different ways by fiery Mars, things are a bit different for your sign. Why? Because Mars opposes you! This is another kettle of fish altogether. This opposition can tend to make you easily annoyed with others, especially partners. (Of course, letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s face it, they are annoying!) However, it can also signal that something that has been hatching for about two years has finally culminated. (â&#x20AC;&#x153;I got it!â&#x20AC;?) Therefore, many of you have a strong feeling of achievement right now. Meanwhile, back at the bank, gifts, goodies and favours from others continue to come your way. Plus, despite conflict with partners, romance is sweet and affectionate. (Could this be make-up sex?)

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AQUARIUS JAN 20-FEB 18 This current placement of Mars is a wonderful tool for you to use right now. It completely energizes you at work, allowing you to be prodigious in your efforts to accomplish what you want to do. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re less worried about your comfort and more concerned about results. Furthermore, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll take great pride in what you achieve in the next month. But you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to work for others, you want the kudos and the glory! (Hey, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be a team player all the time.) Many of you will delegate as well as work at an insane pace. Something now motivates you to get things done! (Could be a wedding, a graduation, the opening of a new business or the completion of a renovation project.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gentlemen, start your engines.â&#x20AC;?

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