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MONTEVALLO, ALABAMA
THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 2014
VOL. 88, ISSUE 11
Brick by brick
R ebuilding Montevallo’s history one brick at a time BY ANDREW FANCHER
It all started with seeing the top of bricks sticking above the ground in a row; after that curiosity took over. Billy Hughes, director of the physical plant at the University of Montevallo, knew that the bricks were part of a once existing amphitheater located next to Flower Hill. He didn’t know, however, that the majority of the original structure was still there laying seven inches below the dirt. Thanks to university bond money, approved by the board of trustees in 2012, Hughes now has the opportunity to restore the piece to its former glory. In 1928 the Olmsted brothers, famous for designing several parks, including Central Park in New York City, were contracted by university president Thomas W. Palmer to design the layout of the growing campus. The Olmsted brothers’ plan is where Montevallo gets its beautiful aesthetics from; the brothers planned every piece of campus, from the brick streets and sidewalks all the way down to the flag pole and what plants and trees to plant around campus. In January 2009, the University adopted an official strategic plan to guide the University over several years. Part of this plan was to remain faithful to the original Olmsted design. When the board of trustees approved the usage of university bond money in 2012, the money was divided among many maintenance projects. Along with these projects, mon-
ey also went to upgrading the brick streets and sidewalks and changing some of the plants around campus to keep to the Olmsted plan. Even with all these projects, Hughes managed to make the funds stretch, allowing him to add in a few more projects that
Hughes is now replacing concrete sidewalks on campus with brick, starting with the sidewalk leading up Flower Hill. Hughes is also giving brick sidewalks across campus a major facelift. All this was not enough for Hughes. He kept looking at the original plan and the amphitheater just kept looking back. The original design included the amphitheater and at once Hughes knew what his next project would be. “I love the history and beauty of this campus,” Hughes said. “I thought, well, this is kind of cool — I would like to try to bring that back.” Whenever Hughes would get the chance, he would go to the area where he had seen the bricks sticking above the ground. He could tell the bricks were standing on end, forming the border of a walking path. He started to probe the ground in the area around the bricks. What Hughes found surprised him; buried about seven inches below the surface, he could feel bricks. He kept probing and kept finding more brick. Then seven feet away from the first row of bricks he found another row — what he had found was the outer walkway of the amphitheater. After several months, Hughes found not only the entirety of the walkways but also the stage and a terracotta drainage system that had would help get campus back on the been put in to funnel water away Olmsted plan track. Hughes had from the seating and under the stage. contacted the Olmsted Brothers museum and received from them de- See BRICKS, page 3 tails and maps of the original plan. After reviewing these plans,
Killian to chair at WIU BY AUSTIN GOODWIN
Professor Tammy Killian of the Department of Theatre has decided she will not return in the fall but instead chair the Department of Theatre and Dance at Western Illinois University. Killian has been a professor at the university for seven years now, first coming to Montevallo in August 2007. Students are very sad to see her go. Junior Jalen Brown reflects, "Tammy was my Acting I teacher, so she was sort of my first taste of this department. That class taught me so much about my craft and about myself. For the past 3 years Tammy has continued to teach me things about this artform not just in class, but outside the classroom as well. She is so passionate and radiates such positivity when it comes to anything that happens in the department. She has taught me that passion and hardwork are very important to this
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career path. She cares for her students and wants every single one to be successful. I will truly miss her presence here and I want to thank for everything she's given me. Her lessons will live on with me where ever I go next and beyond. Good luck Tammy on your new adventure! I know there are great things waiting for you!" Her colleagues will miss her as well. Professor Marcus Lane said, “She’s fantastic, one of the most caring instructors and hardest workers I’ve met. It is sad to see her go; it is a loss to the program here.” Fellow instructor Steven House stated that he will spend some of his professional career trying to work with her again in the future. Killian says she’s had numerous wonderful experiences during her stay here. “I loved my work on productions collaborating with Emily Gill, Kel Laeger, Marcus Lane and Ste-
ven House as well as the many student designers I’ve had the great pleasure to work with,” she said fondly. The theater professor said from the freshman she met in Acting I, to “being stretched as an academician” in Directing III, all of her classes have been “a blast.” She expressed having fond memories of the College Night Committee, and her colleagues in the theatre department. “We’ve laughed, cried, yelled and supported each other through so much. I can’t even begin to describe how much they mean to me and/or how much I’ll miss them. Theatre is a collaborative art form. I’ve been blessed to be surrounded by a group of amazing collaborators who are passionate about what they do and how they do it.” To incoming and current theatre students, Killian advised understanding text. “The script
is the handbook for production, the foundation of this art form.” Her advice can be applicable to any student, however. “Read everything you can get your hands on. Read, think, understand, dream, imagine and read more.” Her decision to leave the university was unexpected. She never sought a position outside of UM. Killian says the new position simply “showed up on my radar. "As I read the ad for the position, I knew it would be a great step to help me to achieve my future goals. My goal has always been to be the chair of a large department with graduate studies, and now I will be!” she said. Killian has spent the past seven years at UM. In this time she has been extremely involved not only within her department but also in the world of theatre around Alabama and the rest of the southeast.
Photo by Heather Buckner
Bomb scare in Montevallo
BY COREY JOHNSON
CVS Pharmacy on Main Street received a call around 6 p.m. on Thursday, April 16. An unidentified person called in a bomb threat. At 7:15 p.m., students, staff and faculty were alerted of the bomb scare through an automated text message, email and phone call via the UM Alert System. The immediate area from Montevallo City Hall to McDonald’s was evacuated and closed off. Jefferson County deputies brought in a
bomb-sniffing dog from the Hoover precinct, but no bomb or any other suspicious materials were found. Montevallo Police re-opened Main Street around 8:30 p.m. after a vigorous two-hour search. Montevallo Police Chief Jeremy Littleton said his office would continue to investigate the threat. He said that whoever made it could face terroristic threat charges.
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News in Brief MOBILE, AL — Three outbreaks of illness have been reported aboard two cruise liners, two of them in back-to-back cruises of the same ship. The double dose of ill-fated cruises struck the Royal Caribbean’s Grandeur of the Seas, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said. During the ship’s April 5 to April 12 cruise, 105 of the nearly 3,000 passengers and crew were affected. PINSON, AL — Authorities found the body of 22-year-old Megan Elizabeth Monroe of Pinson on Saturday, April 19. Firefighters found the body when they responded to a call reporting a fire behind an abandoned house. Police are unsure what caused Monroe’s death but believe she was killed elsewhere, dumped there and set on fire. TRUSSVILLE, AL — Evangelist Matt Pitt of The Basement returned to preaching Tuesday after eight months in jail. Pitt was initially sentenced to one year in 2012 for impersonating a police officer. On August 20 Pitt had his probation revoked for impersonating an officer again. He still faces the second charge of impersonation. AUBURN, AL — Auburn University and police are offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the restroom vandal or vandals who left two threatening messages, causing a cancellation last week and an evacuation April 22, according to AL.com. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Kathleen Sebelius resigns as secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services despite the ACA reaching past its goal of 7 million signups for health care since the open enrollment deadline earlier this month. LOS ANGELES, CA — Legendary actor Mickey Rooney died on Sunday, April 6 at the age of 93. His film career spanned 80 plus years and is most remembered for his Andy Hardy films with iconic “Wizard of Oz” actress Judy Garland.
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On the bricks
Talking with Talula
with Sammy Schiffman
• Name • What’s your favorite Montevallo moment?
Emma James • I would definitely say College Night because I am a purple, and we won!
Kenny Pickins • My favorites moments would definitely have to be Greek Week and College Night.
Luna Shedrick • Definitely my hula hoop class in Myrick. My students are great, and we have a fun time.
For advice written by students for students, write to talkingwithtalula@gmail.com. Your name will be completely anonymous, so feel free to ask anything! Dear Talula, As the year is winding down, there are many students on campus with glittery visions of summer sparkling in their eyes. They sway and smile on these brick streets as if the world is soon to become a brighter, better place at the end of next week. But not for me Talula. How I long to join in their revelry and merry making! How I wish for their sense of imminent freedom! But I am a prisoner Talula. A prisoner of love. I have been smitten with a man of jaw dropping looks and an astoundingly sweet personality. He has courted me all semester, bringing me food during the Snowpocalypse and studying with me until the wee hours of many a night for our chemistry tests. But alas! Our cavorting will be cut short soon. I fear that the blaze of summer will gradually wither the trunk of our relationship like a dead and dried tree. What am I ever to do Talula? How may we overcome the mighty chasm of three months and keep our mighty beau from belting under the pressure? I await your word, Lovestruck Lily Dear Lily, My, my dear. Cupid’s thin arrow seems to have flown somewhat off course in February, gained massive momentum and smacked you with the impact of a cannonball. I’m glad to read that the warm-
ing days of Spring have drawn you and this boy close. It makes perfect sense to be a bit scared. The beginnings of a relationships are some of the best, sweetest months one can spend with another. Spending them apart certainly does seem less than ideal. Luckily, I have had personal experience with this very issue. The first thing you need to do is sit down and have a talk with this boy so as to iron out the details of your relationship over the course of the next few months. Does he indeed want to tough out the time apart? Does he understand the difficulties that come with being in a long distance relationship? Now, in terms of the summer, communication should be a cinch. The modern luxury of texting, while not as desirable as actual interaction, still allows for plenty of flirty conversation. However, you want to strike a balance. Texting too much can cause frustration and a buildup of expectation, while too little only creates a different form of distance. A good rule of thumb is to never force it. Do text him if there are interesting developments throughout the day that you can actually make a point out of. Don’t wait by your phone wondering out aloud why he hasn’t responded to your “LOL this movie is SOO funny..” Don’t let texting be your only form of communication, however. Make plans for a few great late night phone chats or Skype sessions. You know you’re doing it right when you
start at 11 p.m. and stop when the first morning sun is causing a glare on your computer screen. A more archaic but personalized method is sending a letter or two. Include special things with these packages: doodles, candy, maybe a mix CD. This option offers a physical object to think of you by. Hopefully, this hunk is only a few hours away. If everything still seems to be going well a few weeks in, plan a weekend roadtrip. Whether it’s you traveling to see him or vice versa, it will help break up the months and allow something to look forward to. My last piece of advice for you Lilly? Don’t get too caught up in the emotions you’re feeling now. By the sound of it, you seem to be highly infatuated with this fine fellow. Which is delightful. Ultimately, this summer apart may help you two in the long run. Instead of using every interaction together to hug and cuddle, you two can show off your personalities and truly test your compatibility. At the worst, you two lose touch after a few months. If that’s the case, just remember, a new semester is right around the corner with fresh experiences and even fresher faces. Most of all: ENJOY YOUR SUMMER!!! Best of luck,
Talula
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One big thanks. One Big Event
Online Editor Connor Bucy
I woke up late at 7:30 a.m. on Saturday. A Saturday where I had no homework, no dorm cleaning, no errands, no typical reason to be up at this hour as a college student. So why was I running around like a madman, throwing a ballcap on and attempting to scarf down an oats and chocolate granola bar? Because this was no typical Saturday. Outside my window, hundreds of students were headed to Myrick gym, the same place I’d be as soon as my tennis shoes were tied. We all headed there with the same purpose in mind — to say thanks to Montevallo. On March 26th, 2011, the University of Montevallo held it’s first Big Event as a way to give back to the community around the college. The Big Event was started by Texas A&M and quickly became the largest one-day student-run community service event in the nation. By 2007, 71 universities had picked up the concept and applied it to their own campuses. At its fourth year at Montevallo, the Big Event continues
Contributing Writers: Andrew Fancher Charitina Goebel Austin Goodwin Corey Johnson Kayla McLaughlin Sammy Schiffman Hayley Stewart Jordan Wales
BY JORDAN WALES
to be a success. This year, I joined 430 other students from 23 campus organizations to go out and work wherever we were needed. It lasted for three hours — from 8 a.m. to noon. They were three very important, help-filled hours. As a whole, we were assigned 27 jobs. The Student Government Association passed out tools and job assignments and, after donning our light blue shirts and taking a group photo, we were off. I was present for the first Big Event, where I worked in the Montevallo Library, washing walls and disinfecting books. This year I was sent to the Anglican Church of the Holy Comforter. It’s easily noticeable with its new stone sign, embossed with gold lettering as you come down Highway 119 into Montevallo. We were immediately greeted by the church’s pastor and a team of four volunteers that were from the congregation. They supplied us with tools and we began on our assignment. We got down to business, trimming hedges so that the
branches didn’t touch the ground and pulling up the stray bushes that were growing at the bottom. My group of nine and I crawled in and behind bushes with giant clippers aimed for tiny branches. One of the women from the church would haul off what we clipped to the road. Another man would trim the top with electric clippers. The rest of the church volunteers planted flowers along the church sign. I shoveled mud that had overflowed down the hill from the flower beds and helped clean up the edges of the gardens. We laid pine straw and assisted one of the church member’s daughters find the perfect y-shaped twig in the garden. In the end we were covered in dirt and were walking on an extra layer of mud that was crammed into the tread of our shoes. We had sore legs, sore knees and sore hands, but our spirits were high. The church invited us in to their kitchen where they had bottles of water and homemade chocolate cookies. It was the most pleasant Big Event
experience I have ever had in the four years I had participated. We drove back to campus after saying our goodbyes and met back up with other groups who had also finished their service projects. It was special to know that we had all helped out that day and made a difference, no matter how small. The free hot dogs and hamburgers Housing and Residence Life provided us was also something special. I drive down Highway 119 almost everyday. I pass the Anglican Church of the Holy Comforter almost everyday. Almost everyday I look at the well-trimmed bushes and I smile, knowing that the sanctuary looks its Sunday-best and that I helped get it there. For more information on how to get involved in the Big Event for Spring 2015 or if you’d like UM students to help your business or home with a project next year, contact Student Life at (205) 665-6565.
Film Critic Mandy Steadman
Adviser: Tiffany Roskamp-Bunt
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NEWS
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Part Two
We dare defend our rights BY COREY JOHNSON
Same-sex marriage might be coming to Alabama sooner than one would think. A pending lawsuit is suing for a federal constitutional review of the state’s “Sanctity of Marriage Amendment” which passed at an 81 percent approval rating when voted on almost eight years ago in 2006. Currently this lawsuit, Paul Hard v. Robert Bentley, et al., is the only one of its kind fighting the state’s samesex marriage ban, along with many others filed in 25 of the 33 states that have bans on marriage equality. Most have been filed since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled last June in United States v. Windsor that the federal government cannot refuse to recognize same-sex marriage in the states where it is legal. As promised from the Feb. 27 issue, The Alabamian interviewed plaintiff Paul Hard and his legal representation in Montgomery, Sam Wolfe of the Southern Poverty Law Center. Hard is suing the State after his husband David Fancher was killed in an early morning automobile accident involving a delivery truck on Interstate 65 North in Prattville. The State refused to legally recognize him as the sole beneficiary in his will.
How and when did you meet your husband Charles David Fancher? Paul Hard: David and I met through an online dating website. Our first date was July 4, 2004. Was it love at first sight or did your relationship develop as time passed? PH: After three months, David proposed, but I wasn’t ready. This was a big step — a big commitment. Later that year, while walking with friends in the
annual Toronto Pride Parade, David told people around us, “That’s the guy I’m going to marry!” Did you two live in Massachusetts or in any other state prior to getting married? PH: No. Alabama has always been home to both of us. We were married in Massachusetts and immediately returned to Alabama. Why did you two choose to live in Alabama knowing that your marriage would not be legally recognized by the state? PH: Alabama has always been home to both of us. We both grew up here and lived our entire lives here. We never planned to live anywhere other than Alabama, despite the laws that refused to recognize our legal marriage.
Have you been involved in any lawsuits prior to Paul Hard v. Robert Bentley, et al. regarding the death of your husband? PH: There is a wrongful death lawCan you go into detail about the dif- suit pending on behalf of my husband, ficulties and burdens the state or any but I am not a party to that case. other people has put upon you and your family since the accident? Whom are you suing? Who are the PH: The State of Alabama and its defendants? Sanctity Laws has erased my marriage. PH: We are suing the state of AlaThese laws have given people permis- bama, including the following officials sion to treat same-sex couples as sec- in their official capacity: Governor ond-class citizens. I believe the indig- Robert Bentley, Attorney General Lunities I suffered at the time of David’s ther Strange, State Registrar of Vital death are a result of these laws. Statistics Catherine M. Donald, Probate The State of Alabama is treating me Judge for the County of Montgomery like a second class citizen by failing to Steven L. Reed recognize my marriage that was legally entered into in a different jurisdiction. Sam Wolfe: We are also suing the administrator of David’s estate in his ofWho is the sole beneficiary in your ficial capacity. husband’s will? PH: David’s will left everything to What exactly are you and the Southme, but that doesn’t matter with respect ern Poverty Law Center seeking with to the wrongful death lawsuit that only the lawsuit? looks at family relations and whether SW: This lawsuit asks the court to he had a “surviving spouse.” Because declare the Sanctity Laws unconstiAlabama refuses to recognize same- tutional so that marriages entered in sex marriages, unless the Sanctity Laws other jurisdictions will be afforded are defeated, I have no legal claim to the same status as other marriages in proceeds from my husband’s wrongful Alabama. It also seeks to have David’s death lawsuit. death certificate corrected — changing his marital status from the erroneously What rights do you feel that the state marked “never married” to the correct is denying you, and can you please “married.” go into detail? PH: Alabama’s Marriage Protec- Are you confident that the ruling on tion Act and the Sanctity of Marriage the lawsuit will be in your favor when Amendment violate equal protection it is heard in federal court? Why or and due process under the US Consti- why not? tution. The Sanctity Laws silence and SW: We are hopeful that the court demean lesbian and gay Alabamians by will do the right thing and follow other sending a clear message: You are less federal courts in declaring the Sanctity than other citizens are, and, indeed, Laws unconstitutional. your relationships mean nothing here. These laws are tools of state oppression Do you feel that your partner would and abuse lesbian and gay Alabamians. be proud of you for seeking to change
the law with this lawsuit with the help of the SPLC? PH: Yes, I believe David would be proud that I am seeking to have his last wishes honored and that I am working to prevent anyone else from suffering the indignities and injustices I faced following his death. We were always each other’s biggest fans. I imagine that he would be cheering me on as he always did. What is SPLC’s position on gay rights and same-sex marriage? SW: SPLC believes that all people should be treated equally and fairly regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Our advocacy for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender communities spans decades – from an early case challenging an anti-gay military policy, to the monitoring of modern anti-LGBT hate and extremists groups. Why did SPLC decide to aid Paul Hard? SW: Paul was treated badly because he is gay and married a man. That’s wrong and we’re here to seek justice for him and other same-sex couples who are due equal recognition under state law. Do you think Paul Hard v. Robert Bentley, et al. will be an important case in the state’s history, or will it be a footnote and its importance dwindle over time? Paul’s case is the first to challenge the constitutionality of Alabama’s Sanctity Laws, and we anticipate that it will be a big step forward for respect for equal human dignity of all Alabamians. The full interview is available on our website TheAlabamian.com. “We Dare Defend Our Rights” will be concluded with a third article available online.
Clothing Giveaway supplements strapped budgets
BRICKS: “The ground was hard. After several months I had calluses on my hands. I just couldn’t believe how much of the original brick I was finding,” he said. After Hughes and several physical plant workers knocked back the grass, dirt and bushes, the amphitheater really took shape. The layout reminds Hughes of the seating area in Palmer Auditorium with two center aisles and a walkway around all the seating. There are two entrances at the top of the amphitheater that lead to the walkway that wraps around the seating area and down to the stage. The stage is raised five feet above the ground level and has a brick pathway running in front of it with drains to send water under the stage. The seating area at its widest point is 200 feet wide. The two center aisles are the only bricks missing from the original design. Hughes suspects these bricks were used over
Photos courtesy of Paul Hard and Michael Kukulski
the years to help patch sidewalks when needed. Hughes plans to fully expose all of the remaining brick and replace the center aisles. He also plans to run full power to the stage to allow for more diverse events to be held there. Marion Brown, the director for university events, expressed enthusiasm for the new venue. “I am very excited about the opportunity to have another outside venue, as space has become so challenging on campus, especially for student groups. I hope it allows for more student life events, concerts and movie nights. I would also like to see the theater department take advantage of the space,” she said. Hughes has already purchased all the bricks needed for the project, and he said he hopes that, working in sections over the next couple of years, it will be ready for events starting in 2016.
BY CHARITINA GOEBEL
Every third Saturday, for the past three years, from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m. the clothing is set out by St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church and volunteers. The guests start arriving at 8 a.m., and the place stays busy straight till 10 a.m. The guests are the families who are in need of clothing for their children and maybe even for themselves. University of Montevallo professor Sarah Smith is one of the members in the church responsible for this service. Smith said that before the program was established, it was just a big idea of an unmanageable size. She took it upon herself to “take the seed of the idea and then make it to where it was manageable.” The church then adopted this signature outreach project known as the Clothing Giveaway. Both volunteers from the church and from the University of Monte-
vallo help prepare the clothing event for Saturday. “Typically, five to eight volunteers are needed for the setup and takedown process,” said Smith. The service organizer hopes a group on campus will link with them in the future so that they can have more consistency with volunteers. The Clothing Giveaway is a yearround event that can be counted on every third Saturday of the month unless terrible weather ensues. It is held indoors in the church’s Fellowship Hall and is clearly marked by signs. The clothing is arranged by sizes: men’s, women’s and children’s. It is all donated and free to anyone in need. “Some of the clothing is new but most of it is gently used,” said Smith. UM student volunteers are there to help for the set-up and takedown process of the event. Currently, the majority of the volunteers consist of professor Nancy Bell’s students from her College of Business classes. “They have been a great help to the church members who are assisting with this ministry,” Smith said. Volunteer and
Management senior Emily Vonbartheld said, “Generally, we have a really good student turnout, so volunteering does not take long at all. Before the drive, we’re responsible for sorting the clothing by size and type and setting them up. After the drive, we’re responsible for taking the clothing that remains down and bagging it up for the next round.” The clothing is generally arranged in the same location each time for the families’ convenience in acquiring the clothing sizes needed. The church also makes sure to put clothes out that are seasonable; for example, having prom dresses at the giveaway during prom season. Thevolunteerworkisnotcomplicated nor does it demand too much time.
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Montevallo kids get big brothers and sisters BY CHARITINA GOEBEL
University of Montevallo students have a chance to learn what it’s like to have a little brother or sister. “I was a little nervous because I wanted to be a part of this,” said UM student volunteer Heather Stowe, when speaking of Big Brothers Big Sisters. “I didn’t know if my ‘little’ would like me or if we would get along.” However, she said that their “match is perfect.” Big Brothers Big Sisters is a nonprofit organization. The volunteer orientation packet says that Big Brothers first began in 1903 and Big Sisters formed in 1908. The program’s mission is to provide “children facing adversity” with strong relationships that can help to “change their lives for the better” and assist them in achieving “success in life.” The program was introduced to Montevallo last year and began recruitment for big brothers and big sisters
from Montevallo High School and UM at the beginning of fall semester 2013. The age range of the children are from elementary through middle school. Every Wednesday at 2:05 p.m. the volunteers for Montevallo Elementary make their way to the school to spend one hour with their ‘littles.’ However, next year’s visitation hours will possibly be more flexible to the volunteer’s availability. “To see their faces light up when they see you is the best feeling,” said UM student Madison Fisher. She said that her favorite activity to do with her little is play basketball, but she also enjoys just talking with her little and how he is “able to talk to [her] about anything.” When volunteers become big brothers or big sisters, they become mentors. The orientation packet states that, as a mentor, you are there to “be a friend, have fun together, be positive, listen, etc.” When taking a position as a role model for BBBS reminders are that, as a volunteer, “you are not there to replace the absent parent, be a babysitter, be ‘Santa Clause,’ etc.” “Me and my little play games together and sports; we also have times where we just sit down and talk about his day,” said Montevallo High School student John Pate. “My favorite moment was when I taught him how to throw a football.” Pate said he feels Madison Fisher swinging her “little,” John.
that this program has helped give him a better perspective for the future and also some experience with kids. Pate plans to major in Special Education. “This program has allowed me to spend time with kids, learning how to talk to them and gain their trust. I definitely recommend this program and I truly enjoy it,” said Pate. Shelby County Program Director Kim Egan, a graduate from UM, began working for BBBS in 2000. She accompanies the UM students and high school students to Montevallo Elementary School every Wednesday. Egan Photos by Charitina Goebel is also a big sister to a 17-year-old girl. “We John Pate hanging out with his “little,” Sky. have been matched for five years,” Egan said. said Egan. “We just need more menBBBS is always in need of more vol- tors for our children in Shelby County.” unteers, especially male ones. “We curTo become a big brother or sister rently have 43 matches and 10 are from there is an application process and a UM,” said Egan. Only one of the match- survey to help with finding the voles at the elementary is a male and that unteer’s match. The volunteer must be is Pate. “We need more positive male willing to dedicate one full school year role models to volunteer,” she said. A and one hour a week to a little. To bemajority of the children in the program come a volunteer, contact Kim Egan by are male and have said many times emailing her at knegan@bbbsbhm.org. that they wish they had a big brother “I love this program,” said Stowe. but are happy to have their big sisters. “Even if you don’t have a major to do with “I feel that people need to realize that children, it’s so much fun! Just try it out.” it doesn’t take a superhero to become a positive role model or to volunteer,”
A campus for change BY HAYLEY STEWART
The diverse lifestyles of students on the University of Montevallo’s campus is something that the school embraces. “I feel like we have a very supportive community on campus for individuals who have any kind of alternative lifestyle, whatever that may be,” said Dean of Students Tammi Dahle. “Our Spectrum group is very active on campus, and I’m very proud of that.” Spectrum, UM’s gender/sexuality alliance, is a testament to the unique individuals found at the university. Some of their members are transgender students, which means that they are now living in the gender role that they are, rather than the biological one they were assigned at birth. These students sometimes face dilemmas that cisgender students, those who identify with the sex they were assigned at birth, may not think about. Frank Curtis, Education Chair for Spectrum, works on bringing to light some of these issues. “Even though we are a campus with an active Safe Zone and a Spectrum, the main thing I observe on campus is a staggering level of ignorance,” he said. Transphobic slurs and invasive questions are just a few of the things that transgender students have to worry about, Curtis revealed. These students also have to decide what residence hall they are comfortable living in.
Gendered bathrooms are just one of the things that transgender students would like to see changed. “The only co-ed residence halls are New Res and Peck, but even those have same-gender roommates,” said Curtis. “And the gender determination is based on gender markers on legal documentation such as birth certificates and licenses — two documents that are difficult to get gender markers changed on at any point in one’s life.” While some transgender students are fine with living in residence halls that do not align with their gender, those who wish for different living arrangements usually end up speaking with Dahle about tackling the issue. Dahle stressed that the University wants all students to be happy with their accommodations on campus, and transgender students are no exception. “We would sit down and meet with the student, determine their
distinct needs, and, based on our availability, do the best that we can to accommodate them,” she said. “Based on availability, we would try our best to assign them a room that would make them feel the safest and the most comfortable.” A simple on-campus change that could benefit transgender students is the issue of bathroom stalls. According to Curtis, many transgender students feel comfortable just using the private stalls in the gender-defined bathrooms, but some would like even more privacy. “Spectrum would like to see the University convert their single-stall restrooms, like the ones in Farmer, into unisex options,” said Ryan Moriarty, political chair of Spectrum. “This would only cost the amount for a new sign, and so it’s a very easy option for the campus.”
Fliers for the mysterious event are all over campus, but they offer no explanation as to what May 7 is.
What is May 7? BY REED STRENGTH, MANAGING EDITOR
May 7 is the 127th day of the year. Throughout history, the day has seen the sieges of cities, the collapse of ancient structures, the showcase of new inventions and the birth of several important historical figures. This year, the day falls on a Wednesday. The weather forecasts predict a high of 82 and a low of 53. Sunrise will be at 5:48 a.m. The sun will set at 7:58 p.m. A question remains however: What is May 7, 2014? To many, it will most likely be a normal summer day. However, mysterious printouts across campus advertise some sort of oncoming event. The question has appeared all over the UM
grounds. Strange fliers advertising a Twitter hashtag can be found throughout Comer Hall. Sidewalks bared the phrase “Tick tock tick tock” in large colored letters, the message having since been washed away by rain. Further investigation beyond what’s shown on campus reveal an elaborate digital campaign as well. A barren Twitter page shows eight followers and seven tweets advertising the same bizarre question. A website with the literal URL of www.whatsmay7.com seems to be the hub of this mystery. The site is minimal in its purpose: a timer slowly flips black and white number cards
until the date, while a link to the side simply loops back to the front page of the site. Student around campus are equally perplexed. Dallis Johnson, a sophomore, guessed that the mysterious signs are advertising an event by either a fraternity or sorority. Senior class president Julia Erwin describes the advertisements as “cultish.” She questioned the scope of the event asking, “If it’s exclusive to Montevallo, then why does it have its own website?” Is it a warning? A good tiding? A loner simply hoping the campus will recognize his or her birthday? Only time will tell.
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Battle of the Greeks BY JORDAN WALES
You might hear loud cheers that don’t make sense. You might see people racing across the quad and competing in a pie eating contest in the same event. Each is a telltale sign of sorority women and fraternity men competing in Montevallo’s annual Greek Week. Held in the spring, Greek Week brings the university’s sororities and fraternities together as they compete to be crowned the best. Panhellenic and Interfraternity Councils planned the week-long event and this time around added several new events. This year the games kicked off Monday with a relay race that included a dizzy bat, a pie eating contest and a banner hanging. On Tuesday, Flowerhill was turned into a giant game of musical
chairs as one of the new additions to the week. Order of Omega sponsored this event, and even independents and other non-greek organizations joined in the fun. More than thirty people walked as slowly as possible around a mega circle hoping to snag the next seat. Wednesday held a way to relax, as the competition turned to food, and Panhellenic and the Interfraternity Council held a cookout at University Lake for the first time. Members lazed around in the sun, spent time together and sampled each organization’s burgers and desserts. Thursday, Greek Week took to the beach volleyball courts by the Robert M. McChesney Student Activity Center (SAC) for a massive tournament. Men and women risked
sunburns and sandy knees to cheer on their brothers and sisters. Friday held fun for all at the Trustmark Arena as members put on a show of talents. The Big Event closed out the week, as members gave back to the community Saturday morning. Greek Week has always been a way for the organizations to come together and show unity. As junior Savanna Gunn explained, competition can be tough but all in the name of Greek unity. “I think it has potential for both. It can bring people together, or I think people’s competitive sides have tendencies to come out. But, as a whole, I think it more so brings people together,” Gunn said. However, not everyone at Montevallo has the same positive image of Greek Week. Early
Wednesday morning, the banners hanging on Flowerhill from the kickoff that celebrated a unified Greek presence were found vandalized. They had been torn and spraypainted. They were soon after taken down, and Student Life does not have any idea who defaced them. Despite the setback, Greek Week continued, and at Saturday’s awards ceremony, Chi Omega and Alpha Kappa Lambda took home the grand prizes as the winning sorority and fraternity. They will have the challenge of defending their title next spring at Greek Week 2015.
The University of Montevallo has announced that the speaker for spring commencement ceremonies May 3 will be Maj. Gen. Frederick M. Padilla. A career Marine, Padilla is the Director of Operations with Plans, Policies and Operations at Marine Headquarters in Arlington, Va. His previous assignments include serving as a commanding officer for a number of units from Camp Lejeune, N.C., to Camp Pendleton, Calif., and on the USS Canopus. He participated in Operation Restore Hope in Somalia as well as in Operation Enduring Freedom and Operation Iraqi Freedom. Padilla holds degrees from East Carolina University, Marine Corps Amphibious Warfare School, Air Command
and Staff College, Armed Forces Staff College and Naval War College. His personal decorations include the Legion of Merit (with Combat V and two gold stars), Defense Meritorious Service Medal (with oak leaf), the Meritorious Service Medal, the Joint Service Commendation Medal, the Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal (with gold star), the Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal (with gold star) and the Combat Action Ribbon (with gold star). Spring commencement at UM will be Saturday, May 3, at 9 a.m., on the lawn of Flowerhill, the president’s home. A reception for graduates and their families will be held at 8 a.m. on the lawn of King House.
For more information on how to get involved in Greek Life, stop by Student Life in Farmer Hall or call at 205-665-6565.
Faculty member researches elderly and Internet COURTESY OF UNIVERSITY RELATIONS
Greek Week 2014 included a campuswide game of musical chairs and a burger cook-off.
Sherry Ford, an associate professor of communication studies at the University of Montevallo, has co-authored a paper published recently in the peer-reviewed Journals of Gerontology that explored the relationship between Internet use and depression in older, retired Americans. Her coauthors include Phoenix Center Chief Economist George S. Ford, Shelia Cotten (Michigan State University) and Timothy Hale (Harvard University). Internet Use and Depression Among Retired Older Adults in the United States: A Longitudinal Analysis finds that use of the Internet reduces depression in the elderly by as much as 34 percent. The study covers responses to the Health and Retirement Survey during the years 2002 – 2008, applying advanced statistical techniques to a substantial dataset. Since depression affects between five and 10 million Americans aged 50 and older, with almost eight percent of the aged population re-
porting current depression, these findings offer a tool to help reverse these numbers, thereby also reducing the financial cost to treat those suffering from the condition. The Internet offers older Americans a chance to overcome the social and spatial boundaries that are believed to fuel depression. Theoretically, Internet usage by older adults enables them to maintain contact with their social networks, exchange social support and gather information to help them make decisions, which all enhance well-being. “As an interpersonal communication specialist,” said Ford, “I am thrilled to see additional evidence for the value of maintaining close ties with significant others. This study in particular indicates that for seniors, especially those who live alone, Internet use facilitates connection to social networks when those connections may otherwise diminish. As I like to say to my students, ‘That’s powerful stuff!’”
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Photos by Sammy Schiffman “Part of the purpose of the exhibit is to really show people the level of sophistication of graphic narrative and comic story telling,” said Beringer.
Carmichael Library hosts second “Language of Comics” exhibit BY KAYLA MCLAUGHLIN
For those that enjoys food, comics and “general geekery”, Carmichael library was the place to be on the night of April 14. The main floor of the library was filled with the familiar orange and yellow of Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes; the whimsical creatures of Hayao Miyazaki; and the blues and grays of Frank Miller’s “The Dark Knight.” Also included were the works of Art Spiegelman, Alison Bechdel, Stan Lee, Hergé, Winsor McCay, Rodolphe Topffer, Chris Ware and George Herriman. These eleven masters of the comic genre were put on display by the two sections of professor Alex Beringer’s Honors English 234 class. The two month project resulted in the second installment of The Language of Comics exhibit. Each artist was given their own panel on two large module walls standing front and center for those walking through the main en-
trance of the library. “We don’t want this to look like a student project. We want it to look like something that you would see in a museum or people would just come in and enjoy. Not because their friends did it, but because it looked really cool,” said Beringer. “This was the work of 36 students. To me it looks like the work of 76 students,” he admitted while admiring his students work. Most of the students involved would normally agree that group projects are a nightmare, but they seemed to truly enjoy themselves. Emmit Ashford, who worked on the Alison Bechdel panel, said, “I just had a lot of fun working with my group. We all worked hard, and it really showed.” However, this project did not simply come together overnight. It was the result of hours of work. The Art Spiegelman group, composed of Katie Bradner, Abbey Betts and Giselle Casa-
daban spent 20 collective hours researching, designing and setting up their piece. Group George Herriman: Krista Metzler and Patrick Glenn, said, “The hardest thing to do was organizing our thoughts to go on the posters.” While the students may have been anxious about the turnout for the exhibit, they were soon happily surprised. The crowd grew so much that it became difficult to maneuver around the panels. Erica Hardgrove, a digital media lab assistant, said, “I was in the first show when [Beringer’s class] did it last year, and it’s gotten much better. I’m just glad it’s gotten to this level, and I’m going to see it every year just get bigger and better to the point where we can’t do it in the library anymore.” After learning about the lives and work of the many authors, group members grew close to not only each other but the the artists as well. Most of the students admitted that they were now fans. Group Art Spiegelman said they felt like Spiegelman was their friend, someone they could shake hands with. The Language of Comics showed what hard work and camaraderie can accomplish.
SSA holds first “Ask an Athiest” debate BY REED STRENGTH
On Wed. April 16, the Montevallo branch of the Secular Student Alliance (SSA) held a paneled debate recognizing National Ask an Atheist Day in Comer auditorium. The panel consisted of Robert Barone, professor of history; Kevin Hope, professor of physics; Gordon Maples, manager of SSA’s regional program; Chris Holder, SSA UM president; and Amalia Kortright, a freshman SSA member. Attendance for the event was small, about 10 students. Holder blamed the lag in audience as a side effect of the bomb threat that was issued 20 minutes before the start of the debate. Because of the low attendance, Holder broke down the previously planned structure of the event and allowed the panelists and audience members to have a more active conversation. All of the panelists were atheists, though with varying views on the secular lifestyle. Where Holder and Maples saw a social value in religion, Hope expressed disdain towards the notion that religion aids society in any way. Those in attendance also seemed to be secular, save for one quiet audience member who later said he was a Christian. Topics of conversation ranged from how secular people appreci-
ate faith influenced art to varying definitions of “spirituality.” Not every conversation of the night was heavy handed, however. At one point, a member of the audience asked the panelists how they reconciled their secularism with the joyful tones of Christmas tunes. That’s not to say that the event’s debut went off without a hitch. Early in the debate, Barone continually interrupted panelists and audience members who were selected to speak. Eventually, the other panelists scolded Barone and urged him to properly wait to express his views. “I thought it was very informational, and I liked hearing everyone’s point of view,” said freshman Jalen Thompson. He said he hoped more Christians would have attended “so they could argue their stance...I think that would’ve made a great discussion.” After the panel officially ended, a warm round of applause resounded throughout Comer auditorium. The audience later agreed that the event should happen against next semester. To find out more about the Secular Student Alliance, visit their Facebook page for updates on meetings or email Chris Holder at cholder @for u m . monteva l lo.edu .
The University of Montevallo recently announced the appointment of Dawn Makofski, assistant athletic director for compliance, as the interim director of athletics for the university. A search will be under way soon for the individual who will next step into this role following the resignation of current UM Director of Athletics Jim Herlihy, who has accepted the director of athletics position at Saint Anselm College in his home state of New Hampshire. “I am grateful for all that Jim Herlihy has done in the service of our student-athletes,” stated UM President John W. Stewart III. “Jim’s leadership has established Montevallo athletics as one of the most respected and competitive in the Southeast.” Makofski, who joined the University of Montevallo as assistant comptroller in March 2008 before moving to the athletic department in September of that year, holds a BBA in finance from the University of Montevallo. She oversees NCAA compliance and academic support. In addition, she serves as co-advisor to the studentathlete advisory committee and assists with homegame administration. Makofski also serves as
Photo courtesy of UM athletic department the senior woman administrator for the department and as the University of Montevallo representative to the Alabama Athlete Agent Commission. She is a member of the National Association of Athletics Compliance. During his time at Montevallo, Herlihy guided the Falcons athletic program through a period of transition, spearheading five new sport offerings. He has been instrumental in the development of new facilities for cross country, outdoor track and softball and has overseen significant
renovations and upgrades for the facilities used for baseball, tennis and soccer. Under his guidance, the University transitioned from the Gulf South Conference to the Peach Belt Conference. Additionally, under Herlihy’s guidance, the program has embraced the NCAA Division II philosophy of community engagement and increased its student-athlete population by more than 100 percent while promoting a culture of academic excellence.
Students find stray dog a happy home BY HAYLEY STEWART
A young dog was discovered wandering around campus by Montevallo students on Saturday, April 12. Abbey McNeely and Rebecca White, both juniors, found the dog outside of Farmer Hall. The two students were about to begin working on composing the campus yearbook, “Montage,” when McNeely found the dog on the outdoor patio. They managed to call the dog over, and her affectionate personality immediately had them taken. “She was trying to drink water from the storm drain and grabbing pieces of trash to eat,” said McNeely. “We figured we could give her something a little better.” They
then brought the dog into the Stud Pub (located in Farmer Hall) and nicknamed her Little Foot. Soon after her discovery, Facebook was flooded with photos of Little Foot. McNeely and many of her friends shared a picture of the dog, hoping to find her original owner. They also took her to a local veterinarian, who confirmed that she did not have a microchip (identification device) implanted. Even after extensive searching, her original owner could not be found. McNeely guessed that Little Foot was a puppy given as a Christmas gift and thinks her age is about 8 months. “She looks like she would’ve been a cute
baby,” she said. “But she needs attention, so it might have been hard for her original owners.” According to the Examiner, the highest influx of dogs in animal shelters is during the late spring or early summer months, when most Christmas puppies are deemed too much trouble to keep. Unlike some other abandoned dogs, Little Foot’s story has a happy ending. McNeely’s friend, Alison Speer, a senior at the University, has taken Little Foot (now renamed Nico) into her home. There was an immediate bond when the two met, and Speer said that the Nico is adjusting well to her new life.
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“Winter Soldier” BY MANDY STEADMAN
“Goat Simulator” gives players a better-than-realistic look at goat life. REVIEW
“Goat Simulator” brings players the latest in goat simulation technology BY CONNOR BUCY
What began as an absurd, humorous bit of programming experimentation by Coffee Stain Studios has since become a best-selling Steam title. Since its “alpha footage” debut, “Goat Simulator” has become the running joke of the internet. While it is a rather simple one-liner of a joke, “Goat Simulator’s” seemingly absurd premise gives it a surprising amount of depth. “Goat Simulator” is not a simulation of anything, nor it is even close to an accurate depiction of goat life. Players take control of a seemingly indestructible goat in a small suburban town and are let loose to do as they please. The goat can run, jump,
do flips and grab objects with a rather ungoatlike sticky tongue. Once unleashed into the world, players rack up points for bringing mayhem to the small town. The game’s developers describe the game as “like an oldschool skating game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff.” Everything is an object waiting to be blown up, head-butted or thrown, including the goat itself. The game’s strength lies in how much freedom players are given to destroy to their heart’s content in whatever creative ways they can think up and watch the hilariously bad rag-
doll physics that result from said destruction. While the playable world is small, “Goat Simulator” is packed with random little secrets. Players can complete a Satanic ritual and gain dark powers, take to the skies with a jetpack or become queen of all goats. The game even has its very own “Flappy Bird” clone. While “Goat Simulator” may be a simple joke, the punchline has layers that become increasingly humorous the more one delves into it. The game is a mechanical mess and contains bugs that will leave players stuck headfirst in walls or soaring through the air infinitely, but it feels like it was intended to
Theatre department brings Renaissance to Reynolds BY MANDY STEADMAN
The University of Montevallo Theatre Department brought the renaissance to Reynolds Hall with “The Comedie of Errors,” classic period costumes and William Shakespeare’s iambic pentameter. “The Comedie of Errors” is about identical twin brothers who were separated at birth and the silliness that surrounds their accidental reunion. Director and UM professor Tammy Killian said the cast used the “Folio Method.” This method is defined in Patrick Tucker’s book, “Secrets of Acting Shakespeare: The Original Approach.” “We are allowing Shakespeare to direct us with the clues he has written into the script. The setting for our production is based on original sketches from period, as are the costumes. Occasionally a group of merry Players appear and perform ‘intermezzos’ to add to the 16th Century flavor,” said Killian. “Intermezzos” are small musical skits in between each act. The purpose of these “intermezzos” was to engage the audience and grab the attention of those whose minds may have wandered during the performance.
Killian is no stranger to working with Shakespearian plays.
We are allowing Shakespeare to direct us with the clues he has written into the script. “[‘Comedie of Errors’] is probably my fourth favorite Shakespearean play. I love Shakespeare,” said Killian. “I’ve had the great opportunity to work on 11 of them. My favorite is ‘As You Like it.’” Killian said her favorite part of putting together this show was working with her students. “They bring so much joy and energy to the work and to the room and to my life. I’m really fortunate to have their trust and respect. We have a great time exploring the text, the characters and the research. They are totally willing to go to whatever lengths it takes to make a moment work,” said Killian. For a full review of “The Comedie of Errors,” visit thealabamian.com.
be that way, and the terrible ragdoll physics only add to the absurdity of the game. Where these things would normally be frustrating, “Goat Simulator” makes them hilarious. “Goat Simulator” is available for Windows on Steam for $9.99, and, while the developers state in the description that it’s “a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else,” $9.99 is a steal for a few hours of entertainment. While the game is not particularly deep, and players will run out of content rather quickly, the sheer novelty of the game makes the cheap price totally worth it.
A piece of history encased in ice and preserved for future use — this is essentially what the character of Captain America is. There are plenty of words to describe the newest Captain America movie, “The Winter Soldier.” It is one of the best comic book movies Marvel has created so far. In this film, the premise surrounds Captain America’s struggle to fight for justice while finding who to trust. His history comes back as a Nazi threat is made towards the secret agency he works for, known as S.H.I.E.L.D. Directors Anthony and Joe Russo found a good balance of plot and action while keeping audiences intrigued throughout the two hours and 15 minutes that the story takes place. Overall, the acting is spot on. The actor that really stands out in this film, though, is not Captain America. It is the sexy and bada-- Black
Widow, played by Scarlett Johansson. Her portrayal of Black Widow is complex but relatable to those who have a past they would like to be forgiven. She understands her character fully and plays her in such a way that she transforms into this controversial heroine. The script is beautifully written, with a combination of witty banter, sarcasm and a splash of epic one-liners that every comic book movie should possess. The first scene in and of itself is a great example of this (which The Alabamian will not reveal so not to ruin any surprises). It is simple and a great introduction of what is to come later in the film. “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” is a movie worth seeing in any theater. Those who enjoy comic book movies or just a good action film will enjoy it immensely. The Alabamian gives this film a 10/10.
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Taco Bell breaks into breakfast BY COREY JOHNSON & REED STRENGTH
Sausage Breakfast Burrito — Go to McDonald’s or Huddle House if you want a decent breakfast burrito. You’d think that the fast food giant that thrives on Mexican-style food would know how to make a breakfast burrito seem appealing. The burrito was well-made, don’t get me wrong. It wasn’t sloppily put together. Still, I couldn’t taste the sausage at all. They were dime-sized bits thrown all around the egg in the burrito, and the eggs that make up the bulk were flavorless. I compare the taste to their cheese roll-up, a lunch menu item. Save your money.
Taco Bell serves what could be considered the fast food equivalent to PBR. It’s cheap, and after a few of their deliciously sinful tortilla wrapped monstrosities, you quickly forget your problems. The stuff of late night legends brought its eye-popping breakfast menu to the South on March 27. While some regard it as the 8th wonder of the fast food world, others are snubbing their noses at the restaurant’s attempt to soak up that early morning hangover that other chains such as McDonald’s and Hardee’s seem to have monopolies on. The Alabamian sent two writers to brave the hype and discern if Taco Bell’s breakfast menu is indeed a holy gift of the breakfast gods or a vile attempt to further destroy the sanctity of a homecooked morning meal. Our staff writer Corey Johnson traveled to the Calera Taco Bell and Managing Editor of Content Reed Strength ventured to the Alabaster Taco Bell and chose select items to record whether their breakfast items are worthy of your gas money.
Reed:
The giant window posters advertised something fresh, exciting and tantalizing. These food photos served as a positive resume for the early morning dining experience to be had: surely, food that LOOKED this good could NOT fail in the taste department. The restaurant was empty and the service was relatively quick. The packaged morsels sat on a plastic tray, just waiting to be torn into. Sadly, what seemed like the breakfast to reinvent all previous breakfasts, revealed a stomach churning betrayal.. Waffle Taco — What is arguably the most creative idea on the new breakfast menu was easily the worst part of my breakfast meal. This frankenstein, the flagship of the menu itself, is housed in a large hexagonal box that betrays the actual size of the item inside. Once opened, cheese that was supposed to be attached to the concoction was instead lining the inner lid. After pulling
the mess apart, there was only further disappointment to be had. The waffle “shell” was dry and flavorless; it was akin to a cold Eggo that’s sat on the counter for about an hour. The sausage and egg did not fare much better as they were bland and flavorless cousins to McDonald’s biscuit fillings. Smartly, Taco Bell includes a small square container of syrup with the Waffle Taco. However, the small box is not deep or wide enough to allow proper dipping, and pouring directly on the “taco” only results in a sticky, dripping mess.
Taco Bell’s normal lunch and dinner menu, while delicious and satisfying, ultimately always ends in a guilty, hungover feeling. While it may be a price many of us are gladly willing to pay given the right craving, making it the start of your day can only lead to frustration and irritability with your work and others.
Corey:
On Saturday, April 12, I walked into the dead-silent Calera Taco Bell at 10 a.m. I was the only person in the lobby because the rest of the world motored in through the Drive Thru.The items I bought were the A.M. Crunchwrap with Bacon, a Sausage Breakfast Burrito, a Hash Brown and the CinnaBon Delights.
Hash Brown — What can be said about a traditional American breakfast component? Here at Taco Bell, it’s the size of an iPod Classic and thrives on condiments to make it appealing. Without their liquid sugar “syrup” or ketchup and picante packets offered at the counter, you can expect a wishy-washy taste in every bite. I need to give Taco Bell some credit, though, for it’s the same cost as McDonald’s hash brown and twice the size. Tell yourself, “I need more ketchup. I need more ketchup.” CinnaBon Delights — I can only describe this item as “mass-produced sinful deliciousness.” I popped one of these Delights into my mouth and I experienced an overwhelming sweetened sensation with a gooey warm frosting aftertaste. They taste like they just came out of a bakery. This Makara cinnamon sugar-coated item was sneaked onto the breakfast menu, but don’t be fooled. This is a full-on dessert item. You can order a pack of four for $1.49 and before you know it, they’re gone. Don’t overindulge yourself; a four pack is 310 calories.
A.M. Crunchwrap with Bacon — This little piece of Meximericana has a tingling sensation that engulfs your mouth the first time you bite into it. The cheese wasn’t melted. A creamy To conclude, Taco Bell doesn’t dechipotle-like spicy sauce gives the serve your money if you want pizzazz crunchwrap a kick when you bite into it. over convenience. They went out of their The scrambled eggs were fluffy and the way to be creative and make new items hash brown and bacon bits were crispy, for the breakfast menu, though with a and before you realize it, the sides of little bit of elbow-grease they could have your mouth feel like they’re coated Coffee — Coffee - By this age, we in grease. If you’re a Hardee’s per- made it more flavorful and not rely so should all be aware of the universal son, you’ll love the A.M. Crunchwrap. much on their condiment usage. Taco Bell, you scarcely squeak by with a D. truth that fast food coffee is only to be consumed in a caffeine pinch. Expecting bold flavors and a pleasing aftertaste in a fast food coffee is a foolish idea, and Taco Bell’s version is no exception. With a regular combo, it comes in a medium sized “grande” cup. The cashier asks how much cream and sugar you’d like, a convenience that saves you a step, but ultimately takes you of out of control in taste. With two creams and two sugars, the coffee sampled was acrid and slightly sour. It was only with an application of two additional sugar packs that the java was drinkable but still far from enjoyable. The one positive feature? The coffee cup is sleek in design with a thick upper coat of recycled cardboard that makes a slipping The A.M. Crunchwrap with Bacon is only worth your time at Taco Bell before 11 and unreliable coffee sleeve obsolete. a.m., since CinnaBon Delights are served during all hours of operation.
College cuisine: Carrot cake oatmeal BY HAYLEY STEWART
This is the perfect early morning meal for someone with a sweet tooth but who needs a heartier breakfast. The recipe comes together in under five minutes, which makes it just as convenient as prepackaged oatmeal but without the preservatives or added sugar. Total prep & cook time time: 5 minutes.
Ingredients: • ½ cup quick cooking oatmeal • 1 cup water • ½ teaspoon pumpkin pie spice • 2 tablespoons agave nectar or honey • ¼ cup shredded carrots • 3 tablespoons raisins
Instructions: 1. In a small bowl, mix together all the listed ingredients and microwave for 3 minutes. Let it sit for 1 minute before eating.
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The good, the bad and the graduating BY Hayley Stewart
It’s that time of year again. For some students, graduation comes as a welcome relief, while others view this transition into a career and adulthood as daunting. Both of these parties, nonetheless, have things they both love and hate about the part of their lives they have spent at the University of Montevallo. Below are the opinions from part of the 2014 graduating class. Rebekah Lifer Major: Biology What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: The teachers and how beautiful the campus is. What you’ll miss the least: How petty some of the students are. Example: Montevallo confessions. Congratulations to the most recent retirees of the University of Montevallo! Pictured from left with UM President Dr. John Stewart: Albert "Bubba" Sanders (20 years of service), Matthew Orton (23 years of service) and Betty Scoggins (four years of service).
Not pictured: Dr. Kathryn King (25 years of service), Myra "Jean" Patterson (23 years of service), Dr. Nancy Bell (15 years of service) and Joanne Graham (four years of service). Thank you all for your service and dedication to Montevallo!
What are students doing this summer? BY AUSTIN GOODWIN
We interviewed a few students around campus about their summer plans, asking them, “What are your big plans this break?” Here are a few of their answers:
Marc Tucci
Marc Tucci is planning on working at Yellowstone National Park this summer. For three months he’ll be working as kitchen staff in a restaurant in Canyon Village. He is excited about how secluded he will be, without cell phone service or internet access. “This will allow me to pay more attention to the people around me,” Tucci said. He plans to journal about his experiences and publish it on a blog when he gets back. Anna Beth Shelton is working at the Student Life Christian Camps as an actress. This is her second year in a row traveling across the country, spending a week at a time at
camps in Texas, Missouri, Colorado and Illinois. John Engle plans to reconnect with some high school friends, where they will be taking a road trip around the country, ending up in Gardiner, Montana. There, they will be working at a hostel owned by a man they met on a previous trip, who they connected with once they found out he was also from Alabama. Dillon Owens will finish his last few classes this summer; he will then graduate with a double major in Psychology and Sociology. Once he graduates in August, he plans to finalize his move to New York, where he plans to start his work in the entertainment industry as a specialist in event coordinating.
Rebekah Lifer Julia Erwin Major: Kinesiology What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: I'll miss my friends and my favorite professors and faculty as well ask the convenience of walking everywhere. What you’ll miss the least: I'll miss the inconvenient gym hours and the food the least.
Julia Erwin
Stephen M. Bulger Major: Kinesiology - Health Promotion What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: Campus life and all of my friends and brothers. What you’ll miss the least: EXAMS!
Dillon Owens
of Music and Dramatic Art. She may stay for a semester in the Fall to continue her education there. Before she leaves, she will be serving as a camp counselor at Rowe Camp in Massachusetts, working with young children. This August, Brandon Caruthers, a senior theatre student, will be taking his play “Alone” to the Edinburgh Fringe Theatre Festival in the UK. He is taking the play that he both wrote and directed, along with the cast, his fellow students and theatre majors, along for the week-long festival. Lillie Childers is a fulltime student that is going to be spending her summer looking for an apartment in Montevallo. John Engle “It is been hard to find a Hadley Green is going reasonable place to live to the U.K. to study acting this summer,” she said. at the London Academy
Featured Photos The sisters of Delta Gamma hosted their first black light dodgeball tournament — “Dodge with Dee Gee” — on Thursday, April 17.
Stephen Bulger
Alyssa Jenkins Major: Art major, psychology minor What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: I’ll miss all of the friends I’ve made. What you’ll miss the least: I will miss traveling to UMOM the least.
Abigail Bradley Major: Psychology What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: I'll miss the staff in the student life office and my sorority sisters. What you’ll miss the least: Probably living in a resident hall and eating cafeteria food (mostly because I want to be able to cook my own food). Austin Williams Major: Marketing What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: The atmosphere and being so close to friends. What you’ll miss the least: The cafeteria food, in all honesty. Katherine Beverly Major: History What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: The one thing that I’ll miss most about Montevallo would have to be the personality. I know people say it all the time, but it’s true. Montevallo is unique. It’s a place where open-mindedness is valued over intolerance and normality. It has opened me up to a range of new experiences and forced me out of my comfort zone on many occasions. I am truly changed by my time here, and I don’t regret a single lesson I’ve learned. (Except maybe MIS 161.) What you’ll miss the least: The thing that I will miss least about Montevallo is the shower situation. Seriously, guys, how hard is it to get some temperature control in 3rd East?
Abigail Bradley
Austin Williams
Jacob Brown Jacob Brown Major: Biology What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: I will miss the campus during the fall. What you’ll miss the least: I will miss College Night the least.
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Katherine Savell Major: Chemistry What you’ll miss the most about Montevallo: I will miss the students and faculty. What you’ll miss the least: I won’t miss the broadcast emails.