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Bell tolls for tribe to get together THE eyes of the surfing world are fixed on Victoria and the annual Easter contest at Bells Beach, Torquay.

The contest has been running for 50 years and Mornington Peninsula surfers have been there from the beginning.

The modern set-up is nothing like the judging tents and rule of thumb measurement of the past, possibly because there is so much at stake in prizemoney and sponsors’ reputations.

Although the event might have grown to be a worldwide attraction, the raw materials and arena remain the same: the big, beautiful waves of Bells.

Saturday 16 April saw a “reunion of the tribe”, surfers who have been involved over the past half century, including past winners, their judges, surf magazine staff and industry figures.

More pictures, report, Page 4

Back to Bells: Clockwise from top: A line-up of east coast surfers, including Rob McCartney, Chris Fowler and Ian Portingale, front, and from left standing, Gavin Duffy, Mick Pierce, Neil Crumble, Mark Harrison, John Collins, Mark McCabe, Phil Nichols, Mark Howey, Scott Abbott, Peter Wilkinson, Ian Cochrane, Geoff Vockler, Tony Fowler and Ted Bainbridge.

Courting parade ground plan

By Mike Hast MORNINGTON Peninsula Shire faces a juggling act over the remaining open space at the parade ground next to historic Mt Martha House on the Esplanade.

The Mt Martha Parade Grounds draft long-term master plan calls for two new tennis courts to be built on open space in the western section of the precinct.

This is where the sound shell for the Christmas carols by candlelight is parked each year. The portable shell is mounted

on a truck trailer and more than 1000 people attend each Christmas.

But an innovative solution could solve the problem with “drop down” tennis court fences being proposed.

The News understands carols by candlelight organisers would be keen to retain the venue as well as access for the sound shell trailer, which cannot turn on the site. Last Christmas was the 31st carols event.

The courts are needed for Mt Martha Tennis Club, which has 480 members using the existing four courts and is

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The master plan was presented to councillors last month and the shire is calling for comments from residents by 11 May. The two courts will cost $310,000 and other capital works $357,465, with no money yet allocated in the shire’s budget.

Mt Martha Ward councillor Anne Shaw told The News the shire’s master plans are usually rolled out over several years, but she hoped to win money

in the coming 2011-12 budget for the proposed themed playground, which would be built between the existing and new tennis courts.

“I’m always on the lookout for money for playgrounds as they are a vital part of our community,” she said.

The master plan proposes:  Removing old trees, including pines, and planting new ones.  Removing the old chainlink fence and replacing it with a post and rail fence.  The playground, which would match

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burn Grove and Elmie Terrace.  New vehicle entrance on the Esplanade and an emergency vehicle entrance off Kilburn Grove.  Lockable bicycle parking area.

The parade ground is two hectares of public open space in front of Mt Martha House, both of which were used by the armed forces during the Second World War. The house was used as a Women’s Royal Australian Army Corps barracks until 1978 when it was returned to the community.

In recent years, the shire has spent about $1 million fixing the roof, outside walls and inside the front section. More work is scheduled.

Mt Martha House is a hive of activity being home to Community One, formerly known as Mt Martha Community Contact, which runs a wide variety courses, classes and activities for children, young people and adults. Other groups meet and work there.

The parade ground is used for carols by candlelight and other celebrations, by Mt Martha Primary School’s Park and Stride program and as general open space.

Park and Stride encourages safe places for parents to park their cars and walk children to and from school. Mt Martha House is one of four park and stride routes to the school.

The drop down tennis court fences were suggested by one of the shire’s heritage consultants, Lorraine Huddle.

Ms Huddle told The News she recommended there was room for one tennis court, but “there are a lot of compromises in my job”.

She said she worked with the shire’s conservation management plan and two courts could go there.

In a report to councillors, shire recreation and leisure manager Peter Gore and open space planner Nicole Fitzpatrick stated the tennis club did not have enough courts to satisfy demand. The junior coaching program was full and there was a waiting list for the night tennis competition.

The shire-wide draft tennis facilities plan showed there was a shortage of courts in Mt Martha.

The master plan first draft was first presented to the council in May 2009 but was delayed due to “resourcing and previous vacancies within the recreation planning team”.

Mr Gore stated planners had consulted with Mt Martha House committee of management, the tennis club, Carols by Candlelight organisers, Mt Martha Ward councillor Anne Shaw, heritage adviser Lorraine Huddle, Aboriginal cultural heritage officer Adam Magennis and the shire’s community and special events department.

Master plan works would need endorsement by Heritage Victoria.  Residents can comment on the plans by using “feedback sheets”, which are available at Mt Martha House and shire customer service centres in Queen St, Mornington; Besgrove St, Rosebud; Marine Pde, Hastings; and Edwards St, Somerville. Post to Nicole Fitzpatrick, Mornington Peninsula Shire, Private Bag 1000, Rosebud 3939, email fitzn@mornpen.vic.gov.au or call 5950 1767.

Mt Eliza Safeway hearing delayed THE long-running saga of Mt Eliza’s Safeway supermarket expansion continues with proponent Blackbrook Pty Ltd asking for an adjournment in the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal.

The matter was due to be heard on 15 April, but will not come before the tribunal until at least June.

Blackbrook will face off with Mornington Peninsula Shire and Mt Eliza Action Group.

The shire rejected Blackbrook’s application to cut down the last of the town’s historic Monterey cypress trees, which is in front of the existing supermarket.

MEAG spokeswoman June Horner said the group had been told the tree “hindered the proposed development of the front section of Eliza Square”.

Ms Horner said MEAG would be represented by legal counsel.

Other forthcoming VCAT hearings of Mt Eliza planning issues include:  The fracas over the driveway at 42 Rutland Ave. At the shire’s general meeting on 15 March, councillors were told Murray Gardner had closed off his old driveway on Wimborne Ave, planted trees, and created a new one in Rutland Ave, saying it was safer when driving in and out of his property.

Shire planners approved Mr Gardner’s new driveway. The land is in Ranelagh Estate, designed by Walter Burley Griffin in 1924, and the nature

strips, roads and pocket parks were heritage listed in May 2005.

Now the shire wants Mr Gardner to reduce its width, remove gravel near his property boundary, and plant trees.

The hearing is due to go to the VCAT later this month.  Norman Lodge estate owner Charles Jacobsen also is taking Mornington Peninsula Shire to the tribunal over the so-called “gay fence”.

Councillors in late March reversed a decision to allow Mr Jacobsen to build a fence either side of his beach house at Sunnyside Beach North aligned with the building’s yard steel fence.

Councillors voted to move the fence line further inland from the location agreed in February.

In February, Mr Jacobsen had told councillors the fence was needed to keep people off the coastal reserve either side of his beach house. He is giving the reserve to the shire as part of an arrangement allowing him to build two new houses on the historic estate. He said the fence would preserve future regeneration work and stop homosexuals engaging in “illegal and antisocial behaviour”.

After the March meeting, Mr Jacobsen said he regretted making the homosexuals remark and wished he had said sex acts by heterosexuals and homosexuals. “Some of my best friends are homosexuals.”

No date has yet been set for the VCAT hearing.

Leaping into the spirit of dol-fun THIS Port Phillip bottlenose dolphin entertained itself and a tour group aboard Sorrento-based Polperro Dolphin Swims’ boat Polperro last Sunday morning. Sorrento freelance photographer and “ship watcher” Andrew Mackinnon said he had taken a photo of the Spirit of Tasmania steaming past

Portsea Beach (you can see the pub in the background) and later when he had a closer look at the image, saw the dolphin (silhouetted against the Polperro) leaping out of the pressure wave created by the ship’s bulbous bow as well as a smaller dolphin in the water.

Portsea beach wall criticised COOL CLIMATE

By Mike Hast COASTAL engineer Gerry Byrne says the revetment, or breakwater, erected on Portsea’s front beach to counter massive erosion will stop any chance of sand returning.

Mr Byrne, whose career has taken him around the world to work on major port and beach projects, told Nepean Ratepayers Association’s annual meeting earlier this month that the Department of Sustainability and Environment had erred in erecting the $2.2 million wall.

He said DSE had “in its wisdom built this beautiful wall” to protect the foreshore after the beach “had been seriously eroded last year and part of the year before”.

Mr Byrne said Portsea Hotel manager Andrew Henderson was worried about the disappearance of the beach and had asked him to “maintain a watching brief” on the event.

Mr Byrne said the erosion had started soon after the end of dredging at The Heads, part of the Port of Melbourne Corporation’s channel

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He dismissed initial comments made by DSE, which said the erosion was caused by local storms. Parks Victoria had later said it was caused by the greenhouse effect and global warming.

The environment effects statement (EES) and the far more comprehensive supplementary environment effects statement (SEES) had said dredging would not cause erosion.

“None of these statements were true. Coastal engineering 101 is that sand builds up behind breakwaters.”

If erosion had been caused by local storms, Shelly Beach next door also would have eroded, but “it looks the best it’s been for 40 years”. So would the part of the beach to the west where there are bathing boxes.

“It’s not climate change, either,” he said.

Mr Byrne said he had read the entire 15,000page SEES and nowhere did it address possible erosion problems at Portsea.

He spoke at some length on wave frequency and said waves with 4 to 4.5 seconds between peaks had been generated inside Port Phillip.

“But you stand on Portsea pier and the waves are 12 to 13 seconds apart; these have been generated in Bass Strait or the Southern Ocean.”

The government and port corporation should have done a study about how waves interact with the seabed. There should have been before and after (dredging) bathymetric studies, and an historical analysis to see if Portsea beach had ever eroded like this and in such a short time.

He said he had been involved in setting the terms of reference of the information released by the Office of the Environmental Monitor in late March at a community meeting in Portsea. This was where OEM chief Don Hough said dredging was not to blame for the loss of Portsea Beach.

Mr Byrne said the dredged channels focusing waves or refracting waves onto Portsea Beach had not been considered.

One solution to stop erosion might be to change the shape of the dredged channel, he said. “If it’s not this, there are other things you can do.”

Mr Byrne conceded no one knew the answer to the beach loss but more studies should be done – and soon.

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Surfers line up for the bell

By Keith Platt MANY of the Mornington Peninsula’s surfing old guard have once again followed the road to Bells Beach for a “gathering of the tribe reunion”.

The east coast surfers rallied to the call of the bell, some coming from as far away as Queensland’s Gold and Sunshine coasts.

These days it is easy to avoid the straight stretches of the Geelong Rd by catching the car ferry from Sorrento to Queenscliff, something that was out of the question in the early days of contest surfing at Bells.

The reunion was held Saturday 16 April as a lead-in to the 50th anniversary of the Easter Bells Beach surfing contest.

Invited to the reunion was “anyone who has ever competed in the event (main or trials), officiated, worked at or come to watch”.

Among the peninsula crew were surfers who had competed and helped run the event, which has now become a major stop-off on the world tour of surfing contests that each year culminates with a series of competitions in Hawaii.

Making the trip were Peninsula Surf Centre’s Ted Bainbridge, Trigger Brothers’ Paul and Phil Trigger, Peter Wilkinson, Rod McCarthy, the Fowler brothers, surfboard makers Mick Pierce and Neil Oke, surf coach Ian Portingale (now living in Queensland), former contest judges Peter Wilkinson and Rob McCartney and Jon Wilson of Balin.

Former foes in the water were friends in the Bells car park, now ringed by portable stands of tiered seating of a type most frequently seen at motor racing grand prix.

The coveted viewing spots among the hardy, naturally bonsaied vegetation clinging to the cliff face are now out of bounds. Onlookers must keep inside fences, or the beach below.

The old guard from the west and the east coasts stood around in the car park, swapping tales of past and present deeds.

Names were raised and guesses made to explain their absence or mention made of their passing.

While the organisation of the contest has changed along with communications in the digital age, the waves remain the same.

The right-handers peeling from the almost perfect reef off Bells are the same as they ever were.

The classic shape is confirmed in old photos charting the changes in fashion of surfboards and dress.

Mingling with the crowds in the car park were former winners and losers. Surf company moguls as well as champion surfers may be counted among surfing royalty, but all wear thongs, T-shirts and jeans.

But no matter what has happened in their lives or careers, waves are a great leveller.

The sea is the ultimate force that binds these varied characters to each other and makes Bells such a special event on the world’s surfing stage.

Back to Bells: Top: Ted Bainbridge of Peninsula Surf Centre, surfboard makers Mick Pierce, of Rye and Maurice Cole, Torquay, and Rip Curl co-owner Doug Warbrick; Victorian surf legends take a bow; paragliders close in on the viewing stands at Bells; east coasters Phil Trigger, Rob McCartney, Paul Trigger and Peter Wilkinson.

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Houdini’s bark not as bad as his flight

By Keith Platt HOUDINI is renowned for being an escape artist. Bound in chains, he would untangle himself and escape from a variety of tight situations.

To the amazement and applause of crowds watching from below (if dangling from a building) or above (submerged in a tank), Houdini would invariably emerge safe from harm.

Years later another escape artist with the same name left people shaking their heads in disbelief.

Standing in the shallows at Sorrento in 1996, Richard Thorpe watched as Houdini the New Zealand fur seal came up for seemingly one last look at his owner before disappearing beneath the waves.

Mr Thorpe’s Houdini had been the star attraction at the nearby Sorrento aquarium until he made his dramatic escape while being trained to swim around in the shallows before waddling back to his pool.

“He was supposed to walk down between the people to the sea where he would swim to the middle and then catch fish we threw to him,” Mr Thorpe recalled last week.

“The seal trainer had thrown him about five whiting before he finally popped his head up.

“I reckon I could read his mind and immediately thought ‘this guy’s gonna go’.

“He ducked back under and was gone.”

Mr Thorpe said he was taken up in the Southern Peninsula Rescue Squad’s helicopter to look for Houdini.

The search proved fruitless and once they hovered over Chinaman’s Hat, the game was over. There was no way of identifying Houdini among the many

seals frolicking about in the water or lolling on the structure’s timbers.

Mr Thorpe and his wife Robyn were the last ones to run the property in St Aubins Way, Sorrento, as an aquarium.

Since then it has had several uses, including a restaurant, and is now a construction site for a waterfront house.

Owner Nick Williams intends to replace the jetty, which has already been demolished at the front of the property, and he has laid to rest what he describes as a “Sorrento urban myth”.

Contrary to many reports, contractors demolishing the aquarium did not find 10,000 pounds Sterling in a wall cavity.

“I wish they had,” Mr Williams told The News. “It would be terrific if it was true, but I can assure you it isn’t.”

Mr Williams said he was bound by a confidentiality agreement and was unable to disclose the amount he paid for the aquarium.

Mornington Peninsula Shire statutory planner Arthur Cooksley said a permit for the two-storey house was issued in July 2010.

One objection had been received, which was settled after mediation at the Victorian and Civil Administrative Tribunal.

“The approved building is not significantly different in scale to the former aquarium building,” Mr Cooksley said.

Mr Williams said the house would be finished later this year and a new jetty opened next Easter.

Wave wall: Workers build a house on the waterfront at Sorrento are overshadowed by wave mural that oncve formed part of the Sorrento aquarium. Picture: Andrew Mackinnon, www.aquamanships.com

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LETTERS Record corrected I AM concerned that the record in relation to the history of the events be accurate, as the demolition of any heritage-overlaid building is, in itself, history-making (‘Wrecker set to move on last link to doctor’, The News, 10/3/11 and ‘Battle to demolish heritage house’, The News, 24/3/11).

I subdivided the land [at 42 Barkly St, Mornington] and sold the house in 2006 to achieve simultaneously two objectives – to rehouse myself and my family after satisfying a divorce settlement, and to allow the house to stand for the future.

My long-standing concern for the heritage values of the town is reflected in my decision not to demolish the house and replace it with multiple or modern development – as pure financial gain would have dictated.

I refused a sale to a local agent whose stated intention was to demolish it. I made the same inquiry of each potential purchaser.

I acted in good faith in the sale of the house.

Contrary to the assertion in your story of 24 March, I have not made a formal objection to the demolition application.

Denise Hassett Former owner Barkly House B&B Mornington

Woodland group A NUMBER of residents living in Mt Eliza’s Woodland precinct – the area bounded by Humphries Rd, Canadian Bay Rd, Nepean Hwy and Moorooduc Hwy – have established the “Growing Our Community” group.

The mission statement of the group is to ensure Mt Eliza remains a sustainable community within a social,

environmental and economic context.

The major objectives of the group are to: 1 Encourage and foster social inclusion within our community allowing the elders to remain in the community and young families to move into the area.

2 Preserve the environmental integrity for future generations.

3 Support the council’s policy on developing infrastructure.

4 Encourage strict planning controls.

5 Support the financial viability of Mt Eliza.

6 Provide facts about C87.

7 Encourage each lot owner to clean up and remove noxious weeds from their property.

8 Ensure democratic processes are followed by Mornington Peninsula Shire Council.

Ensuring Mt Eliza remains a sustainable community for future generations within a social, environmental and economic context can be achieved by allowing young families to have access to large, family-sized allotments.

This will also enable families to have the benefit of accessing good schools, early childhood services, medical services, shops and beautiful natural reserves.

The Woodland precinct contains and is surrounded by a large number of excellent preschools, and primary and secondary schools. If the community in Woodland is not allowed to grow, the catchment for these schools would be severely compromised, as young families will be excluded from the area.

Supporting well-designed homes that allow for an ageing population to remain in the community is vital.

Subdividing two-third acre blocks

to one-third acres is more manageable for an ageing demographic.

Without growth in our community, the economic viability of local businesses will be in jeopardy. As the population ages, there will be fewer people to keep the commercial centre viable, which ultimately could see the loss of jobs for our children and a reduction in goods and services for all of the Mt Eliza community.

The C87 amendment is exclusionary, elitist and not consistent with Australian values of being a tolerant, supportive and inclusive community.

There are already stringent planning controls to protect the amenity of the area, including vegetation overlays.

We won’t end up with a sea of roofs.

We’ll have a young, vibrant community that supports a return to when neighbours saw each other more often, young children played in the streets and in front yards, and neighbours looked out for one another.

We welcome comments about this complex issue and urge residents to get behind us to ensure the character of our area is properly protected.

We want to ensure the Woodland issue is properly debated and is not just about lot size.

The independent panel central to the rejected C87 as well as then-planning minister Justin Madden understood this. They directed the council to use the existing planning regulations or to develop planning amendments to reflect this.

To contact Growing Our Community, write to PO Box 1167, Kunyung LPO, Mt Eliza 3930 or email growingourcommunity@gmail.com Per Carlsen Mt Eliza

Scissorhands: Mt Martha Community Bank chairman Nick Roberts cuts the ribbon being held by Bendigo and Adelaide Bank chief executive Mike Hirst.

Bank opens the door MT Martha’s Bendigo Community Bank opened its doors on Thursday 7 April.

The town’s residents and shopkeepers acted swiftly by forming a committee to set up their own community bank after National Australia Bank announced in April 2009 it was closing several branches on the Mornington Peninsula including Mt Martha.

Mt Martha Community Bank director Barry Kirkpatrick said it was “very pleasing to see the large crowd present when Bendigo and Adelaide Bank chief executive Mike Hirst officially opened our branch”.

Mr Hirst said community bank bran-

ches had put more than $50 million back into communities for projects, usually in conjunction with local governments, that otherwise would not have been finished in the short term.

“Not only has Mt Martha Community Bank become one of the quickest on record from start of project to the opening of the branch – two years – but also it showed that communities that bank locally with their community banks can make a difference in what can be achieved; a bank that puts funds back into the local community to help with projects that benefit all.”

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Great War stories of peninsula ‘boys’

By Mike Hast RELATIVES of peninsula pioneering families descended on the Royal Hotel at Mornington on Sunday for the launch of a unique history book.

Our Boys at the Front – a compilation of letters, diary entries, stories, war poems and photos from The Peninsula Post – brings together information about the First World War from what was once the peninsula’s dominant local paper.

The Post was published between 1913 and the late 1970s.

The book was launched by former Howard government Veterans Affairs Minister, Dunkley MP Bruce Billson in front of more than 100 people crowded into the stunning Victoriana Room at the hotel.

Pioneering names like Stone, Sorrell, Garlick, Tuck, Butler, Allchin, Bradford, Coxhell, Jones, Linley, Miller, Bryant, Connop, Haddock, Harrison, McLear, Oldfield, Olley and Skelton were either represented or feature strongly in the book, which comes with a DVD. The DVD contains a short documentary as well as scanned stories, biographies, feature articles and 140 poems from The Post, and the entire 424-page book in PDF format with its lists of almost 700 men who went to war, the units in which they served, timeline of the war and a comprehensive index.

The book and DVD are the work of the Mornington & District Historical Society and supporters, historical societies and financial backers including the Tallis Foundation, Grand, Royal and Kirkpatricks hotels of Mornington, Victorian Community Fund – Holsworth Local Heritage Trust, Mornington Peninsula Shire Council, Mornington Racing Club and Dymocks Mornington.

Society president Diane White said the project had its genesis in the late 1990s when the society decided to scan, or digitise, the crumbling pages of its archive of The Post.

It applied for and won a federal grant with the assistance of Mr Billson, she said.

“During the process we saw the potential for many books about the Mornington Peninsula in the newspaper’s pages, especially the story of the First World War. “I remember talking to Bill Coventry who said it was mateship that helped keep our peninsula ‘boys’ together.”

(Former prison of war Bill Coventry, who died last year aged 91, was the driving force behind the creation of Memorial Park in Mornington, and was active in Legacy and the wider returned services community. A path is named in his honour at the park.)

Mrs White praised Michael Collins, who wrote the book, and the other members of the publications committee including Val Wilson, Janet Groves, Vicky Sapkin, Marg Nichols, Wendy Clark, Derek Smith and Frank Green. (She omitted herself and husband Keith, who worked on photos and illustrations, and production of the book and DVD.) Mr Collins said it had been a major undertaking: “We’ve got here at last.”

The driver was the amount of information in The Post and wanting to make it available to a wider audience.

The book was the compilation of more than 200 issues of the newspaper that had been “condensed, summarised, reordered and grouped in topics”.

“During the war, most peninsula residents got news of the war from the daily newspapers, but The Post provided a valuable and contemporary perspective of what communities went through.

Here are the stories of the boys that have remained hidden; the boys who answered the call to colours,” he said.

Peninsula men had taken part in nearly every major engagement of the war; from the landing at Gallipoli, in the deserts of the Middle East and on the Western Front.

Some letters covered the first, fateful day of the Gallipoli landing, on Sunday 25 April. One soldier of Dromana wrote in the understated way of the time that “we had a hot time of it”.

The book records stories from the war front as well as from the home front, where residents produced items for parcels to send to their boys.

The Post’s wartime publisher, Frederick Grantley, whose descendants were at the book launch, wrote editorials about controversials issues such

Pioneer families: At the launch were, from left front, Chris Johnstone, Val Davenport, Beryl Burrowes, Janet McKie and Audrey Reeves; from left rear, Adrian Sayle, Kevin Davies, Don Stone, Barbara Thorn, Dorothy Watt, Doreen Stone, Norma Stewart and Janet Groves.

as recruitment and conscription as well as support for the wounded, their repatriation, relief funds and government war loans to pay for the long conflict.

About 118 peninsula men were killed or died from wounds, and those who returned were welcomed home with special celebrations and given medals by their grateful communities.

Many were wounded or suffered from shell shock. Repatriation and absorbing them back into the community was another demand to which much support was given. It also led to the foundation of the RSL. Bruce Billson said Our Boys at the Front was “a blessing, a gift being handed over today”.

“This is a vivid account of wartime experiences, many of which will make your hair curl.

It’s the story of individuals and the pain felt by their families.

“It’s a wonderful tribute to people who gave so much.”  Our Boys at the Front: 1914-18 The Mornington Peninsula at War from the pages of The Peninsula Post ($39.95) is available from peninsula bookshops and newsagents, the Shrine of Remembrance bookshop, Hylands Bookshop, 1/23-31 Heffernan Lane, Melbourne (9654 7448) and by mail order from Mornington & District Historical Society, PO Box 71, Mornington 3931 (add $9.50 for post and handling). The society is based at the Old Post Office, Main St, Mornington, and is open on Sunday afternoons.

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‘Party’ for Dromana’s big day A BIG birthday celebration is planned at Dromana on Easter Saturday, the town’s 150th anniversary.

Activities starting at 3pm around the Dromana pier include live music, children’s entertainment and activities for all ages.

A commemorative flag will be raised and a plaque unveiled to mark the occasion during the official opening of the recently refurbished pier precinct from 4pm.

Weather permitting, a fireworks display will be held at 8pm.

Mornington Peninsula Shire mayor and Kangerong Ward councillor Graham Pittock said the festivities marked “an important milestone in Dromana’s history”.

“We’ve got a great afternoon planned, so residents should come along and join the party.”

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Early grapes a warming sign You be the judge: Judges compare notes at Mornington racecourse during the 2010 International Cool Climate Wine Show.

Cool wins matter of taste COLOURS and palates will be under the microscope at Mornington next month.

But instead of being scrutinised for their use in creating some form of artwork, the two subjective tastes will be used by judges awarding medals at the International Cool Climate Wine Show.

The annual event that began on the Mornington Peninsula 12 years ago promotes the grape varieties and wine styles of cool climate regions.

The event comprises judging, a public tasting, a lunch and a dinner at Mornington Racing Club’s Gunnamatta Room.

The show attracts more than 600 entries from the cool climate regions of Australia and New Zealand – about 20 per cent from the Mornington Peninsula, 20 per cent from Tasmania and 20 per cent from across the Tasman.

Wines are also entered from the Yarra Valley, Macedon Ranges, Whitlands and Geelong in Victoria and the Limestone Coast and Adelaide Hills in South Australia.

The most popular grapes used to make the cool climate wines are pinot noir, chardonnay, sauvignon blanc and riesling.

As part of the wine show

week, 10 peninsula restaurants and cafes are offering a twocourse lunch featuring local produce and a glass of cool climate wine for $49.50.

The offer is available only on Friday 27 May. Public tasting of the wines at the racing club is 6-8pm Wednesday 25 May; the awards presentation dinner is 7-11pm Friday 27; and the Cool Climate Classic Lunch on Friday 27 May at restaurants around the peninsula. Details: www. classiclunches.com.au Details of the wine show are at www.coolclimatewineshow. org.au or call 5983 2400.

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By Mike Hast MORNINGTON Peninsula grapes being harvested earlier than historically normal since 1998 was a key marker of climate warming, says climate scientist Roger Jones.

Dr Jones, of the Centre for Strategic Economic Studies at Victoria University, told the Greenhouse 2011 Conference in Cairns last week that regional warming occurs in a series of “steps” rather than as a gradual trend.

Southeastern Australia had experienced two large steps in warming during the past 45 years.

The evidence showed most of the change was not due to natural climate variability.

“On the Mornington Peninsula, grapes have ripened at least three weeks earlier since an abrupt shift in 1998. The forest fire danger index in Victoria has increased by almost 40 per cent from 1997,” he told delegates.

Two large steps occurred in 1968 – when minimum temperature increased by 0.7°C and an underlying change in maximum temperature was masked by increased rainfall – and 1997-98, when maximum temperature increased by 0.9°C and rainfall fell by 9 per cent.

Most of the warming in southeastern Australia had occurred during these two periods, with little change in between.

The southern hemisphere also warmed in a step-wise fashion in these two periods. In 1997, the step-change was mirrored globally, with average temperatures worldwide increasing by 0.3°C, he said.

When regional climate simulated by 11 climate models was analysed, the same patterns of change were found.

“Early 20th century climate is stable in all simulations until the second half of the 20th century,” he said.

“Warming begins abruptly in one or two steps, then during the 21st century, as greenhouse gas emissions accelerate, regional temperature warms in steps and trends.”

The 1968 step-change also coincided with major decreases in rainfall over southwest Western Australia.

Professor Jones said major effects of the 199798 step change in southeastern Australia included increased fire danger, heat stress, water shortages and faster crop ripening times.

“Most planning for adaptation to climate change is based on assuming gradual change.

These findings have the potential to completely alter how we manage changing climate risks.”

Last year, Snow Barlow, professor of horticulture and viticulture at the University of Melbourne who owns a vineyard north of Melbourne, said he rarely meets a climate change sceptic in the wine industry.

He said Australian winemakers were at the forefront of climate change detection as most growers carefully recorded details of their

vineyards, including temperatures, grape picking dates, sugar and acid readings, and soil moisture levels.

In 2007 one of the peninsula’s best known vineyards, Red Hill Estate, harvested its crop the earliest in its 18-year history, two weeks before picking in 2006.

Chief winemaker Michael Kyberd said milder winters and drier conditions had triggered early budding on the vines, and fruit was becoming ready for harvest earlier each year.

He had been on the peninsula for a decade by 2007 and in his time, harvest was now a full month earlier.

Some winemakers say the drought, which broke last winter, had been responsible for earlier ripening.

Dr Jones, I presume ROGER Jones was the principal research scientist with the CSIRO’s marine and atmospheric research in Aspendale before taking up a post with Victoria University in early 2009.

Trained as a physical scientist, he has a Bachelor in Earth Sciences, a PhD in palaeoclimate studies and applies an interdisciplinary focus to understanding climate change risk, bridging science, economics and policy.

He joined CSIRO in 1996 and developed methods for assessing the risks of climate change.

They contributed to the Australian Climate Change Adaptation Strategy, the United Nations Development Program adaptation policy frameworks and are used by researchers in Australia and overseas.

Earlier in his career, Dr Jones investigated the 16,000-year history of climate change in western Victoria by modelling water levels of crater lakes.

He has published more than 100 papers, book chapters and reports.

Friendi’s increase income for locals WITH the rise in holiday makers flocking to the Peninsula it’s never been a better time to lease out your holiday home and create a new stream of income from your asset – the family holiday home.

Beach house management firm, Friendi’s Beach House Managers, operated by local holiday home owners, David and Janita Friend have increased their stable of holiday rentals in the past year and believe this is a trend that will continue as we head into 2011.

“With the recent world natural disasters making people more wary of travelling outside of their home countries, we have noticed a real shift in the numbers of people opting to stay in Australia rather than take a trip abroad,” said David Friend.

Easter is one of the busiest times of the year for holiday rentals and the Friendi office has been buzzing with bookings and enquiries. ‘We would love to bring some more home owners on board,

so they too can experience the extra income our current clients have and we are interested in speaking with anyone who has a home they would like to rent out to others. Many of our clients are looking for great holiday homes to book for weekends and mid-week, as well as the longer vacations. Our service basis itself on good customer and client service, and along with Deb and Gemma in our Melbourne office, we are well equipped to make holiday rentals an easy process with no fuss for our clients.”

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The great white’s hope

By Keith Platt SHARKS and money markets have had a long and sometimes fruitful association. The sharks prey on the fortunes of others, often turning them into misfortunes.

But Kent Stannard, of Blairgowrie, is open about his wish to make money for the sharks: he has a deep interest in their wellbeing, the marine kind that is, not the money market predators.

Stannard has set up a trust to gather money for shark research, great whites in particular.

A builder by profession (“I hated it - it’s not really my passion”) and a surfer by instinct and having love of the sea, Stannard has long held a fascination for great whites.

Saddened by their depleted numbers – and fearful of them while paddling for waves – Stannard decided to help raise money for research into their life patterns after attending a National Geographic-arranged lecture by Barry Bruce, a scientist who heads up the CSIRO’s studies into the great white.

The lecture, about eight years ago, was a life-changer for Stannard who spoke with Bruce afterwards and came to realise just how little money was spent on trying to find out more about the shark credited with killing more Australians than any other (27 officially).

“We discussed the possibility of doing research in Victoria and I told him I knew fishermen, abalone divers and surfers who could probably help,” Stannard says.

“As a surfer I’d always had an interest in sharks. I believe a fear is buried within every surfer’s psyche.

“Barry Bruce told me how funding for their research was restricted to gaining government grants and I decided to set up a not-for-profit organisation to raise money to help them.

“If we know more about sharks’ behaviour, how they use and area, when they arrive and leave, it may eventually make it easier [in the mind] for us to surf. Sharks are certainly not ruthless, they are cautious and wary.”

The best way Stannard could see of helping the science was to raise money for sophisticated tracking devices that could follow signals being broadcast from electronic tags attached to the sharks.

He climbed and overcame a few bureaucratic mountains and eventually set up Tag For Life, a program run by a trust which is the governmentapproved vehicle now sourcing donations and funds from philanthropic organisations. Donations are tax deductible.

Following on the heels of Tag For Life came, Whitetag, a commercial clothing brand that donates one per cent of all gross sales to tag for Life.

Whitetag, run from Stannard’s Blairgowrie home, has a comprehensive website about great whites and serves

as a vehicle to promote Tag For Life.

“We based our business model on the American label, Patagonia,” Kennard says.

“Patagonia uses organic cotton and recycled materials in its clothing lines but, unfortunately, Whitetag is too small for that. Donors who contribute to Patagonia can also choose the cause on which their money is spent.”

Whitetag’s association with Patagonia is reinforced through influential Australian surfer Wayne Lynch, a friend of Stannard and a Patagonia

promotional “ambassador”.

Former surfing champion Lynch is a surfboard shaper, keen environmentalist and works with indigenous groups.

Patagonia’s website describes its ambassadors as “field testers for our gear and storytellers for our tribe”. Its products are made in factories that have “safe, healthy and humane working conditions” and are not “sweatshops”.

Stannard says Tag for Life has raised about $100,000 for white shark research through the Ian Potter Foundation and Philanthropy Australia.

Whitetag is in its early stages, but items (aimed mainly at the late 20s and over market) will be marketed by Stannard himself and through its website.

“There’s quite a bit of management involved and, hopefully, my wages will eventually come through the sale of clothing,” says Stannard, who has bankrolled the merchandise.

Money coming through Tag For Life has already been used to tag a great white caught on a barbless hook at corner inlet, near Wilsons Promontory.

Stannard says anecdotal evidence of

fishermen and divers points to the area being a “nursery” for great whites, which seem to return there every 12 months.

“Their movements are definitely not random and they follow the same pathways on a seasonal basis.”

The work at Corner Inlet in late 2010 is seen as a pilot for similar studies of other individual sharks and an extension of work already underway at Port Stephens in New South Wales which showed great whites heading south in summer and autumn.

Earlier research by Barry Bruce at another apparent nursery near the Neptune Islands in South Australia has shown that it is often the same great whites being spotted at various places, illustrating that their numbers are not great.

Females do not breed until they are mature and very large and may produce 10 pups just once every three years.

Great whites can grow up to seven metres long and live to be 80, although Stannard believes few are likely to survive that long.

“They are crucified by long liners and beach meshing and often caught while chasing school fish or dolphins and seals.”

The 2.7m great white tagged at Corner Inlet was sprayed with oxygenated water as it lay in a stretcher alongside a workboat while a tag was attached to its dorsal fin. The tag emits a signal whenever the fin is above the surface.

Keyhole surgery was used to place another tag inside its stomach lining that sends a coded signal even when the fish is submerged.

The tags have a 10-year life and the signals are picked up and re-transmitted to the scientists by satellites and equipment installed on islands.

Stannard says Barry Bruce was able to show that a great white returned to the Neptune Islands two years running, almost to the day, after going as far north as Rockhampton in Queensland and through several Victorian seal colonies.

While they obviously do not habitually attack or eat humans, great whites do regularly prey on seals, dolphins, school fish and rays and are seen near whale breeding grounds.

“Most interactions [with humans] are by juveniles,” Stannard says.

“I’ve never subscribed to the theory that you won’t get sharks if dolphins are nearby. They eat dolphins and, if you see a motionless seal’s tail poking out of the water it might be looking straight down to the sea floor because there’s a shark nearby.

“Great whites are curious. The odd one behaves like a cranky dog and, as with dogs, sounds you out first.

“Unfortunately, a great white’s test bite is lethal.”

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Scientists classify mangroves as being a ‘carbon bank’ WESTERN Port’s mangroves seem to be loved or loathed. To many observers they are seen as a barrier between them and the water, something dark green that grows in mud.

Up close they can appear like a bonsai tree, gnarled and ancient-looking with roots that poke up into the water and, at low tide, the air.

Naturalists see them as essential for the health of the bay, a nursery for fish and other aquatic life – a necessity for

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the ecosystem.

Scientists have now discovered a new reason to treasure and nurture mangroves: they store more carbon than forest trees.

Research has shown that mangrove destruction amounts to 10 per cent of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions while accounting for just 0.7 per cent of the tropical forest area.

While the destruction of mangroves steadily climbs – declining 30-50 per

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cent in the past 50 years – the researchers have found mangrove forests store large amounts of carbon below ground, according to a study published online in Nature Geoscience.

The amount of carbon being released by the clearing of mangroves is being seen as the largest source of CO2 emissions after fossil fuel combustion.

While Western Port contains Victoria’s most extensive and developed mangrove areas, studies have shown

a steady decline since they were first mapped in the mid-1800s.

Aerial photographs taken since 1939 have confirmed the increase of sandy beaches at the expense of mangroves.

Clearing of mangrove and salt marshes began in Western Port as early as 1840, to make loading points for cattle and produce. Oil and steel industries were established by the 1970s at Hastings, with port facilities at Crib and Stony Point.

Under threat: Mangroves have been cleared for industry at Hastings.

HASTINGS

Hastings turns 150 in 2011 With a history masked in intrigue, the beautiful township of Hastings is turning the ripe age of 150 this year.

Established by early Europeans, the land was formerly known as King’s Creek – after the first settlers, the King family. Now called Hastings, it is unknown whether the village was named after its British fishing village counterpart, or the British Imperial Administrator, a local resident, Warren Hastings.

Since opening in 1911, the Flinders Naval Depot was renamed HMAS Cerberus in 1963. As an impeccable training facility, HMAS Cerberus attracts school leavers from all over Australia, and is proudly home to some of the country’s finest naval personnel.

Combining the friendly village atmosphere with an abundance of picturesque wineries and beaches that fringe Hastings, this township is becoming more the day trip destination for families and couples looking for something off the beaten track.

Established as a fishing village, Hastings has a rich heritage of booming business. The railway line and establishment of orchards in the 1800s meant that many people and businesses flocked into Hastings to make it a thriving township.

With hundreds of boutique shops settling into High Street there is an endless supply of unique trinkets and products to sample and buy.

Enriched with a tremendous history, Hastings is becoming more popular by the day!

With one of the deepest natural ports in the world, Hastings is often one of the first destinations for large shipping containers. Marking a major milestone in the 1970s and taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Esso and BlueScope Steel moved their manufacturing plants to call Hastings home. As the largest employer on the Peninsula, the township underwent another boom period as demand for new housing increased.

For the history buffs, you can visit the Hastings-Westernport Historical Society Museum on Marine Parade. Complete with a Gun Museum and Fishing Museum, you can take the children on a tour of White Fairy Garden, the Back Garden and Remembrance Garden. Open 2-4pm Sundays and 10am-12pm Wednesdays. Admission is by gold coin donation for adults, children go free when accompanied by an adult.

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Nestled between rolling bushland and the most scenic of beaches, Hastings has become a hotspot for shoppers and sightseers alike.

Once a secret amongst locals, big retailers have moved in to take advantage of the bustling shopping precinct. With major players Kmart, Coles and Safeway – and soon Bunnings – making their mark in the area, shoppers can still experience the friendly village atmosphere and explore the hundreds of unique boutique shops and beauty salons that pack High Street.

“Hastings is a shopping Mecca for thousands of Mornington Peninsula residents.�

JIM SCHAEFER, PRESIDENT WESTERNPORT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY

Complete with ample free parking, Hastings has endless opportunities to whet your appetite. With freshly brewed coffee wafting in the air, you can sample freshly baked goods at any number of the intimate cafes or spoil yourself with a succulent exotic meal from one of the local restaurants. There is no excuse to go home hungry when in Hastings.

As a gateway to Southern Peninsula locations, like Flinders and Merricks, Hastings is a perfect location

for those who prefer a physically active getaway or have inquisitive children. You can explore the pristine foreshore, take a stroll along the walking tracks or take a dip at Pelican Park Recreation Centre’s swimming pool.

For the sea-faring, High Street is barely a few minutes walk to Westernport Marina. Home to boats, vessels, glorious yachts and local pelican personalities, you can launch your own boat and explore the waters or sit, relax, and watch the sunset in the nearby eatery. “Over the last 10 years, Hastings has grown from a small bay side village to a thriving regional hub that provides a wide range of services and attractions for all ages. With a wide range of shops, boutiques, restaurants and large format retailers, Hastings is a shopping Mecca for thousands of Mornington Peninsula residents. In addition, Hastings offers a wide range of attractions – from Pelican Park and the fabulous foreshore to wineries and nearby golf courses – there is something for everyone! Visit Hastings and experience for yourself the friendly, safe and vibrant Westernport,� says Jim Schaefer, Westernport Chamber of Commerce and Industry President.

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Spoil your mother on Mother’s Day. Make or buy her a cheesecake.

BLUE BAY CHEESE have all the necessary ingredients with the cheese (made on the premises) and free range eggs which are used for this cake. They also sell freshly made cheesecakes. Truly from paddock to plate experience.

Blue Bay Cheesecake is very light, gluten free and simply delicious. This is a cross between a pudding and a cake.

When served warm, the luscious soft and delicate centre is beautifully balanced by the tang of the lemon. Irene keeps the old-fashioned recipe and still makes those cakes in the traditional way. She is very happy to share her recipe.

BLUE BAY CHEESECAKE. Serves 12-15. Preparation time: 45 minutes, baking time: 45 minutes.

Ingredients: 500g Blue Bay Ricotta 500g Blue Bay Quark 3 large or 5 small free range eggs 1 lemon(juice and rind) 200g caster sugar 1 tbsp corn flour 1 tsp vanilla extract Sprinkle Icing sugaron the top to serve. Strawberries or any other fresh berries or coulis can be served on the top as well.

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1.Preheat the oven to 170˚C. Grease a 20cm/8in, loose-bottomed cake tin with the olive oil or butter. Line the base with baking paper.

2.Separate the egg whites from the yolks.

3. Beat the egg yolks and sugar, mix in the ricotta and quark cheese, followed by corn flour, vanilla extract and the lemon juice and rind until the mixture is light and fluffy.

4. Beat the egg whites in a clean bowl until they start to form stiff peaks, then gently fold into the cake mixture.

5. Pour into the prepared cake tin, smooth over the top and smear with the beaten egg yolk. Bake in the oven for about 45 minutes- to 1hour, until lightly browned and still slightly soft in the centre. Allow to cool slightly in the tin, then turn out. Serve warm or cold, dusted with icing sugar or coulis on the top.

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Made in Japan JUNE last year saw Made in Japan sneak under the radar into the back streets of Mornington at 1 Watt Rd, near the Yuilles Rd corner. A dedicated following of loyal customers, both old and new, have in turn been been sneaking in to search through the treasure trove of unique and beautiful product that never ceases to delight and intrigue.

A recently arrived ceramic shipment (yes, it made it through the tsunami) lots of new furniture & Antiques, have added even more interest and excitement to the amazing array of homewares and furnishings from Japan and the Orient for which Made in Japan is renowned.

Endless new ideas for Mothers’ Day gifts are in store now including kimono, tea sets, bags, hair ornaments, beautiful ceramics and fabrics as well as incense, ikebana accessories, vintage dolls – the list goes on...

Add to that the range of vintage ceramic and tableware that is still being sorted - some dating from as far back as the 1950’s – and you have a truly unique shopping destination second to none on the Peninsula.

So feel free to drop in and say hi, stay for a chat, pick up something gorgeous and then go home and tell everyone you know about the wonderful shopping experience that is Made in Japan in Mornington.

And the new extended trading hours mean that you’ll have

even more opportunities to drop by for a visit…

Made in Japan Furniture & Homewares Outlet store 3/1 Watt Rd , Mornington. Ph 5976 3464 New Trading hours: Tues to Sat 10am-4pm; Sun 11am–3pm (Closed Mondays)

Mothers Day Special Saturday 7th & Sunday 8th of May 2011

Water for Elephants All patrons attending the pre-release of this majestic movie, ‘Water for Elephants’ on either day, can enter into the draw for a Natural Balance Treatment Package for 2 at Peninsula Hot Springs.

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Mothers Day at the drive-in

ROMANTIC love story, nostalgic surrounds, and a prize draw for 2 people to be pampered at Peninsula Hot Springs……

With the special pre-release of the movie ‘Water for Elephants’, on Saturday 7th and Sunday 8th May 2011, all patrons can entered into the draw for a Natural Balance Treatment Package for two at Peninsula Hot Springs, drawn Sunday night; the perfect way to refresh your mind, body and spirit. Every patron viewing the movie will receive a small gift on the night.

“Peninsula Hot Springs is the first natural hot springs & day spa centre in Victoria around 1.5Hrs from Melbourne. Natural thermal mineral waters flow into the pools and private baths providing the idyllic setting for relaxation and rejuvenation.

Peninsula Hot Springs makes it possible to bathe in the naturally healing waters of mineral rich thermal pools”.

So take a trip back to memory lane and visit our classic 50’s drive- in picture theatre, relive an experience, with your favorite guy or gal, bring the kids, we cater for all ages.

Dromana 3 Drive In has been

showcasing movies to locals and tourists since 1962. Independent and still in the Whitaker family, “We show movies for all tastes; for the romantics, the comics, for families through to the thrillers”.

1950’s retro styled Shel’s Diner, a unique feature to the Drive In, is exclusive to patrons. The classic burgers are the real deal, milkshakes, cappuccinos, cinnamon donuts, ‘Dippin Dots’ Ice cream and so much more. Enjoy in the diner, which caters for 75 people seated ,or take back to your car or under the stars.

Dromana Drive In is located at Dromana on the Mornington Peninsula, about 15 minutes

drive from Frankston. It is one of only 3 drive-ins that continue to operate in Victoria, a popular destination place for tourists and locals. www.drivein.net.au Info: 0359 872492 Water for Elephants: When Jacob Jankowski, recently orphaned and suddenly adrift, jumps onto a passing train, he enters a world of freaks, drifters, and misfits, a second-rate circus struggling to survive during the Great Depression, making one-night stands in town after endless town. A veterinary student who almost earned his degree, Jacob is put in charge of caring for the circus menagerie. It is there that he meets Marlena, the beautiful young star of the equestrian act, who is married to August, the charismatic but twisted animal trainer. He also meets Rosie, an elephant who seems untrainable until he discovers a way to reach her. Water for Elephants is illuminated by a wonderful sense of time and place. It tells a story of a love between two people that overcomes incredible odds in a world in which even love is a luxury that few can afford.

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Hospitality icon back on the scene with a great team

The place for all things New Zealand KIWI HOUSE in Mornington is a home away from home for New Zealand expats and locals alike. Products include beautiful giftware and glassware, ceramics, Manuka skincare ranges, Aromatherapy Company Ranges, perfume and jewellery in silver or gold and much more -the perfect place to find that special gift for Mum this Mother’s Day. Sheepskin footwear and casual clothing such as tee shirts and possum socks are also on offer.

All products are sourced and imported from New Zealand by Debbie

and Brian Burkitt who own and operate the store.

For something a little more special than the usual flowers and chocolates for Mum this Mother’s Day, call in and look around at the many different gift ideas. You wont be disappointed!

Kiwi House is located at 7/68 Barkly Street, Mornington and is open Monday to Saturday from 10 am until 5 pm and on Sundays until 11 am -4 pm.

After Easter the store will close on Mondays only.

Phone 5973 4233

SINCE Harba Oyster Bar and Grill reopened its doors in early February under the watchful eyes of Mornington’s hospitality mogul John Crossin, everyone knew there would change, and change for the better is evident every day.

John’s “can do” handyman approach has seen a gradual facelift of the venue “with more to come” he assures both his staff and guests. The first excitement came from his 6 foot tropical fish tank in the entrance, which John looks after like they’re his own children.

Speaking of kids, with his talented step daughter Lisa running the function and events side of things theres bound to be some interesting ideas in the woodwork! Along with a sold out Roy Orbison tribute dinner and show, the She-Laas and the Crooners are booked for the coming months with an exceptional response from the local community already.

This partnered with the management skills of Liam Gooda assisted by event professional Nicole Butler, the restaurant, bar and functions are jumping ahead in leaps and bounds. Tuesday night’s steak and oyster special is already and winner with locals peninsula wide and there’s talk of similar deals on the way.

Head Chef Adam Falls has built

a strong and highly skilled kitchen team including Sam Wyatt and Sarah Milkins. The quality and style of the food has gone sky high encompassing the best local seafood and prime Gippsland beef, with seasonal menus

always changing there’s bound to be something to tempt your palette.

Harba Oyster Bar and Grill is open 7 days for lunch and dinner with the upstairs SunsetBar open Thursday to Monday til late.

View master: John Crossin surveys the vista from his latest venture, Harba.

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Healthy Living Give the gift of health & fitness this Mothers Day JUST in time for Mothers Day Curves Mornington has a great Mothers Day Promotion (see our advert).

We also offer Gift Certificates and Special Memberships for mothers with daughters under 18yrs of age.

Curves is not your typical gym, instead it’s a supportive community of women aged from

9 to 80 who encourage each other to become healthier, look better and feel great.

There are no mirrors and no men at our clubs so that women can exercise comfortably in a non-judgmental, non-competitive environment Curves recognizes the psychological as well as physical needs of women when it comes to

fitness and that’s what is attracting even the busiest of women and getting them to come back, day after day, week after week Curves works every major muscle group with a complete 30-minute workout that combines strength training and sustained cardiovascular activity through safe and effective hydraulic resistance.

Curves also works to help women lose weight, gain muscle strength, aerobic capacity, and raise metabolism.

Please call 5975 5526 for more information or drop into Curves Mornington at Level 1, 8 Spray Street Mornington. Entry to Spray Street is off Main Street, via Elizabeth Street.

John Old - Your local family optometrist John Old is a proud local with many years experience as an Optometrist and Contact Lens Practioner.

John is both owner and full time Optometrist, assuring you of continuing care, backed by his practice team Dannielle, Sylvia and Gail with their many years of optical experience.

John Old Optometrist utilizes the latest lens designs and manufacturing technology to deliver the best lens options for your

individual visual and lifestyle needs. We want you to have the best.

With the best collection of fashion frames and sunglasses on the Peninsula with many at reduced prices, you can afford to change your frames to match your outfit- the ultimate fashion accessory!

Choose from the latest designer looks including Tom Ford Eyewear, Bulgari, Zenka, Silhouette, Fendi, La font, Face a Face, Jaguar, Oroton, Azzaro, Oakley, Etnia Barce-

lona and many more.

Our services include thorough clinical visual examinations, retinal photogra-

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curve s.com .au Just 30 minutes, three times a week at all-women Curves clubs can help you lose weight and get fit. We’re celebrating Mother’s Day with a great two-for-one offer so you and your mum can help yourselves to a healthier life.

It’s the best gift you can give her.

Join with your mum and share the service fee.* CURVES MORNINGTON

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Healthy Living Being active in autumn It’s often hard to keep active during the colder months and there are fewer daylight hours to fit everything in. So how do you do it? Walking! It’s one of the best ways to improve general health and it can be easily incorporated into your daily life.

Paul Dowie, one of Australia’s leading Sports Podiatrists and founder of the Foot + Leg Pain Clinics explains, “Walking is the best exercise for Body and Mind. It contributes to general health by improving circulation, contributing to weight control, strengthening bones and muscles, modifying brain activity

and promoting all-around well being. It’s also one of the most important controlling factors of Diabetes and people of all ages can enjoy it.”

So why don’t we walk? Surprisingly 80% of Australians experience serious foot problems in their lifetime. This often inhibits people’s ability to exercise or reduces their enthusiasm and therefore their commitment to it. Knee, leg and hip problems, which may be caused by the feet, also contribute.

“If you have foot, ankle, knee, leg or hip pain or discomfort consult a sports podiatrist to ensure you don’t aggravate

the problem causing further damage.”

With past patients including; Pat Rafter, Leyton Hewitt, Martina Navratilova and Robert Allenby, Paul at Foot + Leg Pain Clinics is well placed to assist you and your family to end foot and leg problems and get you walking!

Call Foot & Leg Pain clinics for 50% off initial consultations now.

Foot + Leg Pain Clinics have 17 locations across Melbourne including Mt Eliza. The Mt Eliza clinic is located at 135 Mt Eliza Way. Call 1300 328 300 or 9708-8866.

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Rhubarb and orange upside down cake Pre heat your oven to 180 degrees celcius. (160 for fan-forced) Ingredients 8 rhubarb stalks 250g butter at room temperature 1 ¼ cups of castor sugar 2 tbsp orange juice 2 tsp vanilla essence Finely grated orange zest from two oranges Three eggs 1 cup almond meal 1 cup self raising flour ½ cup milk

Method Grease and line 22cm tin with baking paper Sprinkle base with two tbsp of castor sugar and the orange juice Trim rhubarb stalks to fit snuggly into the base of the tin Make cake mix; add all remaining ingredients into food processor and blitz to combine and pour over rhubarb.

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PENINSULA COMMUNITY THEATRE Book on 5976 1224

The Big’O’ & Friends is no doubt the finest Roy Orbison tribute Show in the country and was voted in the top 10 in the world . It is no mystery why this show has been touring for almost 20 years and had so much success Fronted By

Saturday May 21st Doors open at 7pm Show at 8pm

The first set highlights the friends of Roy featuring songs from the Travelling Wilburys Chris Issac , Jeff Lynn Bob Dylan George Harrison Tom Petty The Mavericks and Elvis Presley Featuring The

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Lots of variety and lots of Roy Orbison all in one evening

From the opening line “Only The Lonely” you instantly feel the magic and know you are in for an amazing evening

This show sells fast so book early

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FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT

What becomes of the Broken Beefhearted? The Big O

By Stuart McCullough DON Van Vliet died on 17 December last year. While for the past 30 years he had carved a successful career as an expressionist painter, it’s his work under the name Captain Beefheart that he’ll be remembered for.

I have to be honest – I only own one record by Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band, Trout Mask Replica. According to Rolling Stone, the album comes in at number 58 of the 500 greatest albums of all time.

Incidentally, he was sandwiched between The Beatles (Meet the Beatles) and The Rolling Stones (Beggars Banquet), both of which he had openly mocked in Beatle Bones ‘n’ Smokin’ Stones. I suspect they put him on the list solely to annoy his neighbours.

I can’t pretend to understand his music. The first time I played Trout Mask Replica, it sounded like a bunch of instruments having an argument. All the usual songwriting habits and conventions were missing. It was strange, unsettling and almost upsetting. For this reason, I would usually cue up Trout Mask Replica at great volume whenever I took my car in for a service, so that when the mechanic turned on the ignition, he was greeted by Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band’s particular brand of weirdness.

Even the cover was disturbing.

It featured the Captain himself, wearing a mask made from a giant carp. Years before Lady Gaga threw on a couple of forequarter chops and decided to call it art, Captain Beefheart was wearing a fish for a face. Granted, it’s a process that has since been perfected by Susan Boyle, but at the time it was revolutionary.

While the music sounds like a mess, it was actually the product of an extremely strict and ever-soslightly cult-like work ethic that required the band to rehearse for 14 hours a day. Members of the group were allowed to leave the house on a restricted basis and – legend has it – the Captain tried to employ a range of brain-washing techniques such as sleep and food deprivation, and consistent negative reinforcement.

He even rewarded band members for attacking each other. He went so far as to encourage an intraband “fight club” where musicians were encouraged to express their disapproval through physical violence.

The drummer, John French (also known as “Drumbo”) described being kicked, punched and attacked with a broomstick. You don’t get that with Coldplay. Unfortunately, Drumbo tendered his resignation after being thrown down a set of stairs. Which is fair enough.

When it came time to record, the Magic Band were a well-oiled machine (probably some kind of lawnmower) and got all the music

down in four hours. The whole shebang was produced by Frank Zappa.

Captain Beefheart and Frank Zappa had been friends since their teenage years. That’s them sitting together on the album cover for Bongo Fury. While it might be tempting to tar them with the same freaky brush, the two were very different.

Frank may well have been responsible for songs such as Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow, The 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear and The Muffin Man, but he was a disciplined and exceptional musician. It was Frank that gave Don the stage name that served him so well.

And it was Frank who signed Captain Beefheart to his own label, Straight Records, when the other labels thought the material too dark (which it wasn’t) or too weird (which it most certainly was). They apparently fell out, though, during a tour in the 1970s.

Frank would be playing on stage while Captain Beefheart sat and sketched tangled caricatures of his friend. They stopped speaking for a time, but reconciled prior to Zappa’s death.

The Captain gave up on music and directed his efforts towards painting. It’s ironic that having struggled in an idiom like rock and roll – which is supposed to be about non-conformity – he was judged to be too weird to ever receive

mainstream acceptance. Painting was a different story, and his works were highly A true maverick spirit is a rare thing. It’s the type of character who has been driven near to extinction by the gelatinous, creeping conformist sludge that condemns us all to live in a world where The Black Eyed Peas continue to prosper and the back catalogue of Steeleye Span remains hard to come by.

Many people become performers for the attention – they seek to draw in the love and adoration of worshipping hoards. Not Captain Beefheart. He made music that dared you to like him.

Heck, those records almost dare you to listen to them without ripping off your own ears. It’s an uneasy experience, but someone’s got to do it. That’s why the world still needs the likes of Frank Zappa and Don Van Vliet. It’s those artists willing to take the ultimate risk of being dismissed as weird who are the only things standing between us and a life of pasteurised blandness.

I might dig out my copy of Trout Mask Replica but I doubt I’ll listen to it. Instead, I’ll probably put on a copy of Bongo Fury and take a good long look at that cover.

What I will not be doing any time soon is wearing a fish on my face as part of an ill-conceived homage, no matter how much you beg.

Complain all you want, but that would be carping. www.stuartmccullough.com

is back

AFTER a two year break from performing as The Big O, John Wells is back with his show The Big O and Friends. John started in the entertainment industry back in 1980 at the ripe old age of 15. He was the drummer in local cover band (The Factory Boys) that became a popular band throughout the South east pub scene. The band soon discovered that he had a voice so John was moved to the front as lead singer. He was approached in the early 90s by Geordie Leach (Bass player from Rose Tattoo) about becoming the front man of a new concept. It was to be a tribute to the great Roy Orbison so the journey began .John and the band have performed globally since with a few lineup changes inc his older brother Steve Wells who is the drummer and backup singer.

Johns other popular show is The Eagles Story which has become one of Australia’s best selling tribute shows and he is back behind the drum kit in this show.

Having worked in events management with vast experience in show production John Wells and Norbert Graetzer have joined forces and now are recognized as Drawcard Entertainment. Sales manager John Wells is excited about the future direction of the company and its involvement in local community events Presenting the one and only John Wells, performing a contemporary presentation of Roy Orbison’s music.

Sophisticated, dynamic, fun and nostalgic.

Powerful classics like In Dreams, Crying, Running Scared, Pretty Woman and Leah will stir your emotions.

The “Friends” of Roy featuring songs from Traveling Wilbury’s, The Mavericks, J.D.Souther, and Chris Isaak.

A big show, featuring one of the country’s most exciting, dynamic and talented 8 piece bands.

Busy year ahead for Players THE Mornington C.E.F Players mid-year production is performing the musical version of the much loved children’s book and M.G.M film, ‘The Secret Garden’.

Directed by Naomi Woodward and featuring a cast of over 20, the musical will be staged at St Peter’s Hall, Al-

bert St Mornington on Friday & Saturday, May 6 – 7 and the following Fri and Sat 13 – 14 at 8pm.

Two Sunday matinees on May 8 and 15 at 2pm will also play.

Bookings on 5975 6868.

Tickets - $20.00. $18.00 (conc). $14.00 (child u/14).

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Mid- year show AS part of the 150th year of celebrations of St. Peters

Church, Myles Sharpe will direct the 3-act comedy, ‘My Three Angels’, based on the 1954 Paramount movie, Where No Angels that featured Humphrey Bogart, Aldo Ray and Peter Ustinov.

This will be performed over the last two weekends in July.

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Entertainment SINGER–songwriter Talia Wittmann was born in November 1984 in Adelaide, South Australia. She is the youngest of four. Talia’s father Manfred came from Germany to Australia with his family in 1953 and Talia’s mother Rosalee was born in Australia.

Talia has two sisters, Sasha and Shana, and a brother Karl.

She grew up in the small town of Verdun in the Adelaide Hills on her parent’s property. Talia’s interests as a child included dancing, playing sport, riding horses and motorbikes.

In 1998 Talia started her secondary education at Modbury High where she studied biology, chemistry and geography, achieving an amazing tertiary entrance rank of 95.05. At the year 12 prize-giving, Talia was awarded a geography prize and gave a terrific solo singing performance.

During her final year, Talia, then only 18, released her first EP. In 2003 she completed Certificate III in Music at TAFE and began to concentrate on her music. She went on to do a Bachelor of Music in Queensland.

Not long after this Talia headed up the road to Tamworth and entered the 2005 Tamworth Busking Championships and was placed third of more than 500 entries. The following year she won the 2006 Rockhampton Tel-

stra Road to Tamworth heat.

In 2007 Talia graduated from the CMAA College of Country Music before taking out the Toyota Star Maker quest in 2008.

Star Maker has been a major stepping stone in the careers of many country artists including Lee Kernaghan, Keith Urban, James Blundell and Beccy Cole.

Part of her Star Maker prize was a record deal with Compass Bros Records and she went into the studio with a who’s who of country music including Mark Punch, Rod McCormack and James Gillard with a collection of songs co-written with the likes of Mike Carr, Lianna Rose and Karl Broadie. The result was Reckless Side of Me produced by Graham Thompson. It earned Talia a Golden Guitar for Best New Talent at the 2009 Tamworth Country Music Awards.

Talia Wittmann then disappeared off the country music scene after her record company did not take up an option for a second album.

I caught up with her last weekend to see what the talented singer–songwriter had been doing the last few years.

“After the record company didn’t take up an option for a second album, l decided to head back home to the family property as l couldn’t afford to re-

cord a second album,” she said.

Talia always wanted to study and do her music and decided to go back to school and is currently studying a Bachelor of Science at university.

“I had some trouble with my teeth and after numerous operations l am now wearing braces.”

Talia now feels that songwriting is a better direction and is looking forward to writing songs for other artists, and may might do a new album.

“Songwriting pays more money,” she said, “but l hope to return to doing some live appearances in 2012. l certainly miss singing live on stage.” www.myspace.com/taliawittmann

and cannot be written.” Beautiful.

centric system in the 1990s, although well intentioned, having its flaws. Neil Armfield, Geoffrey Rush, Robyn Nevin and Reg Livermore received large grants, suggesting a “who you know” system. Regardless of any selection criteria it will depend, as always, on “who selects the recipients” and with it the bias, self-interest and mateship that can accompany them. We wish the Myer crowd well, particularly in whatever unbiased system the fund devises to select the lucky artists. Will it work?

Doubtful. Better to fund 15 new plays every year? Probably. Time will tell.

*** AUSSIE balladeer Reg Poole has released a new album, Vintage Reg Reg,, with 20 tracks including Freight Train Yodel, Goin Rodeoin, Stan, The Warrumbungle Mare, I Love this Land Australia, Country Hands of Fame, Rodeo Riders, We Miss You Russell Hawking Hawking,, and the Allan Caswell composition Devil’s Drive Drive..

Reg has won three Golden Guitars for Heritage Song of the Year 1984-85 and Best New Talent 1974. The album contains two Golden Guitar-winning tracks and two bonus tracks, Reedy River and A Little Piece of Me Me..

In 1970 Reg recorded his first record, Down in the Goulburn Valley, Valley, at the studios of Radio 3SR in Shepparton that sold 1000 copies over the station counter in three weeks.

Reg received an Order of Australia Medal in 2006 for his contribution to country music. We salute you, Reg Poole, for your Australiana songs and contribution to country music.

Next month he will start an extensive tour of New Zealand and will appear at the Maryborough Queensland Country Stampede Festival on 11 and 12 June. www.regpoole.com *** JEANNE Pratt’s Production Company presents its first show of the year, Anything Goes Goes,, at the Arts Centre from 20-24 July. It stars Amanda Harrison (Wicked Wicked), ), Alex Rathgeber ((Boy Boy from Oz)) and Anne Wood ((Follies Oz Follies). ). To subscribe to the season, call 9247 4800. www.theproductioncompany.com.au *** THE world’s No.1 selling touring show Walking with Dinosaurs returns to Melbourne in a few weeks. Based on the award-winning BBC Television series that was seen by more than 700 million people, the huge production will hit Melbourne’s Hisense Arena on 4 May. Tickets from 132 849.

with Gary Turner *** A TRIBUTE to Bon Scott is at the Forum Theatre on 27 May starring Angry Anderson, former AC/DC member Mark Evans, John Swan (Swanee), Mark Gable (Choirboys), Paul de Marco (Rose Tattoo), Dave Gleeson (Screaming Jets) and many more.

Born Ronald Belford in 1946, the Scottish-born Scott joined his father’s band as a bagpipe player aged 11. He went on to become a singer in the 1960s rock group The Valentines, sharing lead vocals with Vince Lovegrove and produced the hits My Old Man’s a Groovy Old Man and Juliette Juliette..

He replaced Dave Evans as the lead singer of AC/DC. Scott died after a heavy night of drinking in 1980. Tickets from 1300 111 011. www.empiretouring.com.au

A Grain of Salt THE Logies? One woman suggested Karl Stefanovic for the gold, because “he’s not dull”. He’s about as dull as a cigarette butt. I suppose Rebecca Gibney will win anyway due to lack of opposition. No objection to whoever wins the most popular actor, but please, not Erik Thomson or Michael Caton. As for the silver for the most outstanding actor/actress, we will plump for Richard Roxburgh and Catherine McClements, again due to lack of opposition. Why no Bed of Roses in the most popular drama series? No good? Is that so? Oh well, I won’t be watching anyway. Posers all. *** MARK Twain is “the man” for mine.

“What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head and is known to none but himself. All day long, and every day, the mill of his brain is grinding, and his thoughts, not those other things, are his history. His acts and his words are merely the visible crust of his world ... The mass of him is hidden – it and its volcanic fires that toss and boil and never rest, night or day. These are his life, and they are not written

*** BIG, bigger, biggest. And so it goes with the AFL. Every football show on television shoves betting odds at us, without shame. They can wax lyrical until they’re blue in their faces but the reality is more and more money, which translates to more out of our pockets and into theirs. Andrew Demetriou gets more than the Prime Minister and goodness knows what Adrian Anderson gets, not that he needs it. “Independent research” and “very productive” are favourite quotes. Mind you, they are running a business so I suppose it’s fair enough to run with the profit motive. It’s when they start rambling on about “for the good of the game” and “looking after the supporters” that I choke. The day I’m invited by Andrew or Eddie McGuire to one of those lavish before-the-game lunches will be the day I’ll agree that it’s a “family game”. *** THE new approach by the Sidney Myer Fund to give 15 artists about $80.000 a year for two years beginning next July is a fine idea as it stands, particularly with the previous Sydney-

*** BETTINA Arndt, author of What Men Want – In Bed is now called a social commentator? Her latest is that smoking lowers your sex drive, with research – as always – to support her claim.

This is of some concern because I fully intended to give away the cigarettes.

Assuming the research is correct, is it logical to assume the opposite would apply if I stopped smoking? I pondered this possibility for 10 minutes before I lit up a cigarette. Not much point in risking an increased sex drive at my age.

*** I WORKED for on-course totalisators at racetracks all over Victoria for 37 years, which educated me in the wacky ways of the punter. My experience told me that 80 per cent have their ups and mainly downs, two per cent are born winners and the rest couldn’t win if they were offered 10-1 on a one-horse race. Take Charlie, who was $16,000 in front after the first two days of the three-day Warrnambool Cup meeting 20 years ago. He couldn’t wait till tomorrow. I said to him “Bank $12,000 in the morning and take the rest to play with. That way you can’t lose.” Charlie, of course, had the ridiculous theory that he was playing with “their money”. He took the lot and lost the lot; bit me for a hundred before the second-last race.

I’m still waiting. Mind you, that fellow called “Snowy on the Trams” won countless raffles over the years. The big problem with many is knowing when a run of luck has ended, with “the more you have the more you want” a pervasive influence. This pattern extends to all walks of life. *** MORE hypocrisy. Joe Hockey sug-

with Cliff Ellen

gested taxing family trusts and, of course, was howled down, as was Peter Costello in 2001. Labor’s Bill Shorten said it was a legitimate tax tool. No doubt the same applies to negative gearing. If either party was fair dinkum they would scrap them both in favour of fairness to the very large majority of Australians. Selfinterest rarely, if ever, wavers. On politics and AFL football, have you noticed the nexus between the Australian Labor Party and the St Kilda Football Club?

“Let us spend one day as deliberately as nature, and not be thrown off the track by every nutshell that falls on the rails.” (Thoreau) Keep yourselves nice. cliffie9@bigpond.com

Joke!!!

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small, and the doorbell is placed at normal adult height, and the little fellow just can’t reach.

After watching the boy’s sorry efforts for some time as he moves closer to the boy’s position, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing one hand kindly on the child’s shoulder, leans over the boy and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

To which the urchin replies, “Now we run like Hell!”

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Pies v Bombers on Anzac Day set to be a cracker

Round 5 previews Thursday 21 April Brisbane v St. Kilda, Gabba 7.40pm In what seems to be an interesting match-up, both of these teams have come off the bye last week and both haven’t won a game this season.

Brisbane has been competitive on occasions but unable to play a full four quarters. St Kilda a fortnight ago got its game picked apart by Essendon, and Ross Lyon needs to decide whether he’s going to focus on playing youth or keeping the faith in his older players.

Saints by 22 points.

Saturday 23 April Port Adelaide v Gold Coast AAMI Stadium 3.10pm Another week, another big loss for the Gold Coast Suns. It’s still early days but things are looking pretty grim for the Suns. Port Adelaide go into this match with a huge confidence booster after its come from behind win against Adelaide last week. David Rodan is in sensational form at the moment, and has recovered remarkably well from surgery earlier in the year. Having Gary Ablett back in the side will no doubt help but the Suns are just boys against men. The ruck division for the Gold Coast has been encouraging with Gorringe and Smith looking comfortable.

Port Adelaide by 67 points.

Carlton v Adelaide, Etihad Stadium 7.10pm Carlton will be wanting to bounce back after a disappointing draw against Essendon last weekend. The Blues will need to improve on their first quarters after being held goalless. If Adelaide want to make finals it will have to start winning matches like this. Time will tell, but losing a highly winnable match against Port Adelaide last week was a massive blow for the Crows, especially since their first three matches were at home. This is a must-win for both teams.

Carlton by 34 points.

Sunday 24 April North Melbourne v Richmond, Etihad Stadium 4.40pm These two winless teams will have pencilled this match in as a winnable game. The Tigers were smashed by the Magpies last weekend but can take positives from a great third quarter. The combination of Brett Deledio, Dustin Martin and Trent Cotchin shows promising signs for the future. The Kangaroos are coming back from another Perth loss and really need to win this match to gain some confidence. Andrew Swallow again was the best for the Kangaroos last weekend and needs more players picking up the slack.

North Melbourne by 8 points.

Monday 25 April Essendon v Collingwood MCG 2.40pm This game will be probably one of the greatest Anzac Day matches since the fixture started.

Both teams are in cracking form. Essendon was gone after losing Dempsey and Winderlich with knee injuries in the first quarter last weekend but fought on to salvage a draw against Carlton.

Happy trails on a path to succcess WHILE Black Cavair stole the show at Royal Randwick on the weekend, some of the lesser lights indicated they are horses to follow in the coming weeks.

Perhaps the most impressive of them was the Adelaidetrained Happy Trails, which finished an unlucky fourth in the Carbine Club Stakes (1600m).

Jockey Damien Oliver said he had a chequered passage in the straight and should have just about won.

Oliver also reported to trainer Paul Beshara that he felt Happy Trail should run 2400m.

With that in mind, Beshara is considering the 2000m Packer Plate on 23 April.

Darley-owned Divorces also caught the eye in the Carbine Club with a brave second to the highly progressive Needs Further. A group 3 winner, she appears back to her best after losing form last spring and will be tough to beat in any race she contests over the next month.

Patinack Farm’s Marquardt will derive great benefit from her third ($18) in the Sapphire Stakes (1200m). She was having her first start in six weeks and after looking the winner at the 200m, peaked on her run.

Trainer John Thompson will have some nice mares’ races in mind in Sydney and later at the Brisbane carnival.

New Zealand Derby winner C’est La Guerre has managed only one victory in 22 starts

since being purchased in 2008 by Lloyd Williams, but he did hit the line strongly when third in the Chairman’s Handicap over 2600m. Proven at 3200m, the Sydney Cup is his best chance to set the record straight.

Mick Price, who has an excellent record at Caulfield, is following a proven pattern with the promising Vivid Vixen.

Two years ago Price won the Easter Cup with Miss Maren and he has Vivid Vixen going along the same pathway.

A mare like Miss Maren, she showed her class in winning over 1800m at Caulfield last Saturday and is primed to secure black type on Easter Saturday.

Cranbourne-trained Avionics failed to fire last campaign, but her two starts this prep have been encouraging. The five-year-old was a tenacious third behind the in-form Cat’s Pyjamas at Caulfield last Saturday and will be hard to beat in similar company.

Choisir colt Tokugawa is worth backing when he gets to 1400m. A slashing first-up second over 1200m at Moonee

Valley, he had plenty to offer when caught in a traffic jam over the same trip at Caulfield.

Trainer Nigel Blackiston has the lightly raced Right Of Refusal ticking along nicely towards the $350,000 South Australia on 8 May. An easy winner against older horses over 2200m at Seymour, he was only collared in the last few strides in the Galilee Series Final (2400m) at Caulfield.

He is a versatile galloper who will even better suited to the spacious Morphettville circuit.

Elvstroem four-yearold Carrara has been a tad disappointing since finishing second behind international group 1 winner Starspangledbanner in the 2009 Caulfield Guineas (1600m), but his two starts this prep have been full of merit and is the one to beat in the Victoria Handicap on 23 April.

Sparingly raced five-yearold By The Way ($17-$12) wasn’t suited by the greasy conditions at Caulfield, but his late sectionals were very good.

Look for him in restricted grade over 1200m or 1400m.

Best: Happy Trials (below).

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Collingwood cruised to an easy 71-point victory over the Tigers. Dane Swan was sensational with 33 disposals and four goals. Essendon will struggle to match Collingwood for the full four quarters and those two injuries will be costly.

Anzac Day medallist: Travis Cloke.

Collingwood by 45 points.

Fremantle v Western Bulldogs Patersons Stadium 8.40pm All is going well for the Dockers at the moment. They’ve beaten the Crows on the road and smashed North Melbourne at home. They are in fourth position on the ladder and hope to keep it that way. The Bulldogs have come off the bye, which will help their preparation for the trip to Perth. Antoni Grover will most likely have the big task of stopping Barry Hall, who is the key to the Bulldogs’ success in this match.

Fremantle by 25 points.

Tuesday 26 April Hawthorn v Geelong MCG 2.40pm In the 2008 Grand Final replay, these two will be looking to show they’re the real deal when they meet on Tuesday. Hawthorn, despite winning the last three games, has failed to show its best, but was very lucky last weekend against the Eagles and survived a last-quarter comeback. Geelong has exceeded expectations this season winning the first four games against quality opponents, and last week was the second win on the road this year. Joel Selwood has yet to hit form so if he can turn it on, the Cats can go all the way this year.

Geelong by 4 points.

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