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Valentine’s 567 Headless Mantis 569 Unpantsing 568 Like Your Content 570 Hot Diggity Dog 571 Collection Agency New Cards Birthday 576 Megaphone 576 Fortune Cookie 574 Other People Get Older 577 Baby Therapy 578 Shove Back In 572 Stay Toxic 575 Crystal Ball 581 Baby on Board 580 Chug Chug Chug 579 Lost Password Everyday Mom and Baby
Wholesale Pricing: Individual cards: $2.75 Boxed holiday cards (Set of 6): $8.00 $100 minimum opening order/$75 reorder 6 per style minimum on individual cards 4 per style minimum on all other merchandise Orders are shipped PREPAID by VISA, MC, AMEX or Net 30 terms available with credit references. Prices, designs, and items are subject to change without notice. Envelope color may vary. For more information or to place an order: Email: info@mcbittersons.com Call: 917.309.6830 c197 Fire Extinguisher c114 Dirty Thirties! c117 Another Shuffles By c102 Or We’ll Kill This Kitten c155 Birthday Skull c160 Aged to Perfection c127 Cat Party Inside: Time to Party! c130 Your Birth Inside: In celebration of the anniversary of your birth. c101 Quite the Glow Inside: Quite the glow Best Seller Best Seller Best Seller Birthday Letterpress cards
Birthday Letterpress cards c488 Forty Ain’t All Bad c495 Even Hotter Earth c497 RIP Youth c499 Scrolling For Birth Year c496 Raincloud Birthday c464 Awkward Phase Forever c463 Just Last Year c191 Chicken Inside: To wish you a Happy Birthday! c190 More Cowbell Inside: Needs more cowbell. c208 Zombies and Cake c275 Birthday Spanking c276 Ostriches Best Seller c446 Birthday Suit c448 More Cake! c447 Beer Can Birthday c459 Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Letterpress cards Best Seller 553 Yay Balloons 559 Old Uterus
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514 Too Blessed Undressed 515 Born To Be Mild 529 Endure Anything 530 Disappointing Valentine’s 513 Everything Is Garbage 540 No Pants 541 Turtle Stays Inside Letterpress cards Condolences Letterpress cards Love & Valentine’s 547 Moist of All 548 Cuddle Teddy Bear 549 Peach Sweet Cheeks 550 Cold, Dead Heart 551 Enjoy Valentine’s 552 Steps In 558 Live Laugh Love Mayhem 556 Hun In Depression 557 Doing Amazing Devil
c380 Drunk Cat c121 Still Pretty c149 Psycho Boss c145 You’re Faking c244 Cat Thermometer c364 Cactus Hugs c178 Happy Whatever Letterpress cards Condolences | Get Well c391 Remember Finger c392 Stop Drinking Best Seller Best Seller c389 Never Stop Best Seller c451 Incessant Anxiety c449 Stupid Idiot c452 BFF Hell c450 Life’s Too Short c476 Loss Of Another Plant c472 First Seven Days c485 Zero Days 526 Day to Night Pajamas
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c203 I’m So Awesome - Mom c257 Sloth Mom Greatest Mom Mug c254 c256 Mom Tattoo c299 Eight Months c294 Tech Support Mom c378 Mama Bear c375 Best Mom Best Seller 533 You Tried, Mom. Not in a Fascist Way c198 c182 Fast Food c332 Great Student Loans McBitterson’s Inside: blank Style D808 recycled paper compostable sleev McBitterson .mcbittersons.com c329 Twinkly and Smug McBitterson’s Inside: blank Style D804 Printed on recycled paper ed in compostable sleeve ©2015 McBitterson’s .mcbittersons.com c437 Graduation Hats c436 They Lied About Math c425 Alien c473 Spell Graduation 535 We Mess Up Everything Congrats | Graduation Letterpress cards For Mom and Dad Letterpress cards
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c377 Dad Diapers c340 You’re My Dad c293 Tech Support Dad c202 I’m So Awesome - Dad c253 Greatest Dad Mug c434 Tool Collector c468 Father’s Day Roomie c509 Father’s Day Pets c511 Like A Father to Me 531 Stepdad Joseph 534 You Tried, Dad. For Mom Letterpress cards For Mom and Dad Letterpress cards For Mom and Dad Letterpress cards c341 Pop It like it’s Hot c382 Shine On
c193 Wedding Cake c250 Marry, Eff, Kill c286 Open Bar c285 Happy Wedding c346 One Man’s Junk c402 Love So Beautiful Best Seller c475 Chicken Dancers Marriage & Baby Letterpress cards Best Seller c505 Baby Porcupine c401 Cut You c147 Sperm and Egg c146 Elephants Seaman Baby c251 Spork Baby c249 c315 Who’s the Father? c339 Diaper Love c426 Tequila Baby c501 Turd Alert
c104 Birthday Jesus c106 Grandma Got Run Over Inside: Merry Christmas c136 Christmas Kitten c171 Dead tree c176 Mistletoe and Beer c220 Gift Card Magi c267 Kittens for Everyone! © 2014 McBitterson’s www.mcbittersons.com Style #267 Printed in the USA using recycled or reclaimed content paper and envelopes. Packaged in compostable sleeve. c309 Cats in a Tree Best Seller Best Seller Holiday Letterpress cards c262 Two Presents Best Seller c229 Merry & Bright c358 Strongly-Worded Letter c352 Santa Cat c356 Fat Enough c351 Holiday Kidneys Best Seller c410 World Peace c407 Balls Out c408 Snow’s Out All holiday cards are available in BOXED SETS OF 6. Add a “B” to the front of the style number on the order form. All cards are blank inside unless otherwise noted. Single cards: $2.75/Boxed cards: $8.00 c405 Believe Christmas Baldy c270 Inside: Yay for Christmas!
Holiday Letterpress cards c440 Jingled Bells Off c445 Everyone Gets a Puppy c444 Profile Data c479 Cat Nativity c481 Wonderful Time Beer c489 Like Christmas Trees c483 Buy Your Own Present c482 Ride or Die c406 Metal Pole c350 Not a Creature c442 Rollin’ With Homies 542 No Bad Dogs 544 I Miss Social Distancing Holiday Letterpress cards 562 Shitter Full 563 Inflation Santa 564 Snow Somewhere Else 565 Dog Gets Presents 566 Rudolph’s Zit
Holiday Letterpress cards 4 inch round; Packaged in sets of 10 in clear plastic box Letterpress printed on natural off-white stock Minimum: 4/style $6.00/each L12 L13 Letterpress Coasters All holiday cards are available in BOXED SETS OF 6. Add a “B”to style number on the order form. Single cards: $2.75/Boxed cards: $8.00 c140 Holla! c153 Hanukkah Baldy Inside: Yay for Hanukkah! c269 New Year’s Resolution c357 State and Federal c404 Always with the... c411 Witch c478 Ghost Sees Live People c480 New Year Love Yourself 537 Neighbor’s Leaf Blower 538 BFF Cat and Witch 543 Lit For Days 546 Relentless March of Time Holiday Letterpress cards 561 Ghost Home Alone
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