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NEW YORK’S GAY GUIDE 17.47 MAY 21, 2010

TODAY KARAOKE, TOMORROW POP STARDOM • GAY SPORTS GET THE SCORE • LENDING THE DEAF A HAND

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12 GIVING THE DEAF A HAND

WHAT’S NEXT NOW Michael Bamford’s new site FriskyHands.com brings social networking to the gay deaf community.

14 WHERE STARS ARE BORN If you can sing and you know how to work it, the road to fame just might start at your local gay karaoke night.

36 SING OUT!

CLUB CONTROL American Idol is a snooze this year! Show ’em how it’s done at one of these free queer karaoke nights.

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56 MAKING SAVES WITH STYLE THE SCORE The first installment of Next Magazine’s new sports column looks at the superpowers of New York City Hockey Association goalie Peter Tomasello.

DEPARTMENTS 6 8 10 18 22 38 44 52 54 58 66 74

Scene & Heard Gay DD Getting Personal with Mona Mour Next Week Quoted with DJ Lina The Right Track Horoscope Curtain Up Reel Love Eats Double Take Shot in the Dark

LISTINGS 39 40 59 62

ADULT

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FRIDAY, MAY 21, 2010

BROADWAY BARES: SOLO STRIPS @ SPLASH Jermaine Rembert takes it off in a choregraphed number at this fundraiser for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.

KUTE @ G LOUNGE Promoter Matty Maggiacomo celebrates his birthday with Mark at the popular week-ending party.

STAR SEARCH @ BARRACUDA A member of the audience shows off some love for host Peppermint at her weekly talent show. 6 MAY 21, 2010

POST AIDS WALK RECEPTION @ CENTRAL PARK BOAT HOUSE Jai Rodriguez & GMHC CEO Dr Marjorie Hill celebrate AIDS Walk at this private after party. The event raised over $5.7 million for AIDS related causes.

RAID @ THE EAGLE Matthew and Eagle owner Derek Danton at this fundraiser for Lambda Legal, which was inspired by an actual police raid on the Eagle in Atlanta.

OFFICIAL AIDS WALK POST PARTY @ CRIMSON Dan works it for a good cause at FornabaioVoss’ benefit after-party for AIDS Walk.

NEW YORK BEAR FAIR @ LITTLE W 12TH ST Robert Valin (rear) presides over Bears of all shapes and sizes prepare for the Pie Eating contest.

THE JIM OWLES GAY PRIDE AWARDS CEREMONY @ ELMO Adam Fleming, Yank’s Bobby Steggert, John Cameron Mitchell, activist Allen Roskoff, Next Fall’s Patrick Heusinger, lawyer Yetta Kurland and Queer As Folk’s Michelle Clunie and Hal Sparks gather at the Jim Owles Liberal Democratic Club benefit.

REVEALED: THE TRADITION OF MALE HOMOEROTIC ART @ LESLIE/LOHMAN GAY ART FOUNDATION Photographer Rick Castro displays his work at the opening of this new exhibit at the New York gay art gallery. MAY 21, 2010 7

GAYD.D.

Got Gay-tention Deficit Disorder? Is a Beyoncé-themed playground in the works for New York City and is Tyra Banks jealous? Read on… BY MATT BELL

1. Paging MISS TYRA SANCHEZ! If winning RuPaul’s Drag Race didn’t fulfill your dreams of connecting with the spirit of Beyoncé, perhaps sleeping on her new collection of bedding—from House of Deréon, Deréon and Arrow Home Fashions—will! 2. BETTY WHITE and her muffin tore up the SNL stage so well that a Facebook campaign has launched to have the white-haired sweetheart host the Oscars! 3. Second-class citizens, grab your bubbly! After 17 years of registering same-sex partnerships, New York City will now provide marriage-like ceremonies to, uh, celebrate these couples’ marriage-like commitments. Meanwhile, on The Bachelor... 4. When IMAN takes over! Move it, Kelly Rowland! Bravo’s enlisted fashion icon Iman to partner with Isaac Mizrahi for the second season of its lackluster Project Runway replacement, The Fashion Show. 5. The new David Barton Gym in Astor Place will be getting some stiff competition when a new Equinox opens in the old Tower Records on East 4th and Lafayette Streets. Choices, choices, choices! 6. New, Now, Nash! NIECY NASH didn’t win Dancing with the Stars, but she is co-hosting the NewNowNext Awards with CHEYENNE JACKSON on June 17! 7. Just in time for spring cleaning…Gilt Groupe, which has transformed online shopping for discount designer fashion, just launched a home edition offering up to 70% off of anything from furniture to tchotchkes. 8. Tyra Banks is penning a trilogy of fantasy books about modeling to be called Modelland, which will not be published on her forehead. 9. Starchitect Frank Gehry is designing his first playground, chock-full of his signature wavy modernist designs, to open near Battery Park sometime in 2012. 10. Most in need of a drink? LINDSAY LOHAN. She threw hers at supermodel Jessica Stam at 1Oak this week so we’re sure she needs a refill. Make it a Redheaded Slut: 1 oz Peach Schnapps, 1 oz Jägermeister and cranberry juice. 8 MAY 21, 2010

GETTING

PERSONAL WITH... <<< MONA MOUR

The first time we saw Mona Mour was at The F Word, pleasuring herself with a cucumber while lip-synching to Leona Lewis’ “Bleeding Love.” But the sassy starlet has been shocking-andawing all around town—alternate Sundays at Phoenix’s Sh*t Show, every other Tuesday at Metropolitan’s SRSLY LOL (where she had an infamous wig-grabbing row with an audience member) and all over P-Town, where Mour spends her summers. She started doing drag as a wee thing in her grandmother’s attic. “She had fierce clip-on earrings,” Mour tells us. “Then Mona would walk around the block in a gorgeous matching polyester skirt and blouse. Unfortunately, Mona’s milkshake drove all the boys from the yard!” We threatened to snatch Mona’s weave and got her to spill the shiznit.

The song on repeat in my iPod right now is...

CHOOSE ONE:

“A Mighty Fortress Is Our God.” CHOOSE ONE:

Blonde

Brunet

Redhead

Bald

Always red, darling! Unless of course it’s The Great Wig Snatch of 2010—then it’s bald-ass-headed!

Vodka

Tequila

Rum

Whiskey

Mona’s an old-fashioned kind of gal. How long does it take for you to get decked out?

Darling, Mona wakes up looking like this. What’s your worst fashion mistake?

Chocolate pudding. But the crowd went wild. What’s your pet peeve?

The term “straightacting.” What does that mean, anyway? And Kate Gosselin. Shut the fuck up already.

What’s in your medicine cabinet?

Liquor and glitter. Whom would you go straight for?

Mona is not a lesbian. HOW DARE YOU! What’s your favorite way to get rid of a hangover?

Jizz. Wait, what? CHOOSE ONE:

Who’s your celebrity crush?

<<< Evan Lysacek. Now that’s what Mona calls a triple salchow. Stick it in! 10 MAY 21, 2010

United States of Tara

True Blood

Big Love

Weeds

Law & Order: SVU. Elliot Stabler can interrogate Mona anytime!

WHAT’S

NOW SURE, SOCIAL NETWORKING HAS CHANGED the way we communicate, but for those who have trouble hearing or speaking in the first place, social networking offers them whole new world. This potential in communication inspired out web developer Michael Bamford, along with film producer Mich Lyon, to create Frisky Hands, a social networking website specifically aimed at the gay deaf community. “After meeting Martin Ritchie [of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency fame] we came to understand the unique isolation many hearing-impaired members of the LGBTQ community face,” says Bamford, 35. “We went looking for a social networking site focused on the hearingimpaired LGBTQ community [but] none existed. [We were] determined that these friends deserved a whole lot better.” Using a new combination of online chat, messaging and live-video systems called “the wave,” FriskyHands.com (launching June 1) will allow hearing-impaired users to make new hearing-impaired/interpreter friends around the world. “We’ve surveyed a broad spectrum of the deaf/interpreter LGBTQ community [and] one of the first things everyone mentioned was the desire to have a private online space to make new gay hearing-impaired/ASL friends,” Bamford says about the need for FriskyHands.com. “Many felt sharing online space with their family was too public and other gay sites did not cater to the unique needs of the hearing impaired.” And the glowing response to Frisky Hands has already led them to start development on a second site, PositivelyFrisky.com, which will provide the HIV+ community a private space to interact without prejudice. “We have friends, lovers and business associates [who] belong to various groups within the broader gay community [who] have been marginalized to one degree or another,” Bamford says of his desire to create these “private spaces.” “We have been successful in building relationships with these individuals despite our differences and we wanted to help them find the joy in their lives that we have found in ours.” —Benjamin Solomon

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“I produce talent, honey. Come to my show, get on Oprah. That’s how it works!” —Cattle Call host Peppermint

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—JR Lee, karaoke performer

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They are staring at Kathy Apollo, who is absolutely tearing into a karaoke rendition of Whitney Houston’s “I Believe in You and Me.” As the heavyset young Puerto Rican hits her high register, the audience offers up hoots, applause and shouts of “Work, mama!” This is a crowd that knows talent. It’s a bad night to be a go-go boy. Apollo is just one of many gifted performers who walk through Splash’s door every week for Karaoke Idol. The Tuesday night event draws all kinds of people, but this isn’t your usual drunken after-work horror show karaoke. Real talent is lured here by the $400 prize that host and nightlife maven Ginger Snapt doles out each week. “I love anywhere where there’s amazing talent,” says Snapt, who took over emceeing duties from Shequida several months ago. “People think karaoke is boring and it’s long when you’re just hosting it. I just have a really good time with it and I admire the talent that’s up on the stage. It’s just phenomenal. Especially here,” she says. Yes, especially here. Is any city spilling over with more untapped talent than New York? Starry-eyed hopefuls come here from all over the world for their shot at the big lights, and many wet their feet at competitions held at gay bars and clubs throughout New York’s boroughs, where professionals mingle with diamonds-in-therough and work-a-day artists who are trying to break through. Some come because they love to perform. Some come for the camaraderie and free entertainment. Many come to network and maybe, just maybe, get discovered. If you’ve got a talent, there’s a venue for flaunting it here: every week bars across the city play host to karaoke competitions, drag queen throw-downs, hot-buns challenges, drinking contests, stud searches, gay comedy revues, dance tournaments, mud and Jell-o wrestling matches and other competitions too bizarre to be classified. The talent at each is as diverse as the city itself. Back at Splash, JR Lee takes the stage in a form-fitting green V-neck T-shirt. He flashes a devilish smile and flirts with Ginger Snapt a bit before launching into a dramatic rendition of Heart’s “Alone” in his soaring countertenor. Lee, 29, is an actor, singer, model and a veteran of the talent-show circuit. He’s been coming to Splash’s karaoke competition since it began four years ago, and has won it at least 10 times. “It’s not just to be seen,” he says. “There’s money and I can actually get paid for what I love to do.”

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“It’s not just to be seen. There’s money and I can actually get paid for what I love to do.”

AT LEAST A DOZEN BUFF, shirtless men are milling around the bars and alcoves of the main room at Splash on a recent Tuesday evening. Their chiseled jaw lines, taut chests and sculpted arms beg for attention, but few are looking. All eyes—and ears—are riveted to a large woman on the stage.

Lee doesn’t win the first round. But he doesn’t sweat it. There’s another round coming up, so he saunters down off the stage and rejoins his table of friends, several of whom have also just performed. “If somebody wins more than a couple times, he’ll say, ‘Hey I’m going to split the money’ or, ‘I’ll split the money with you fifty-fifty,’” says Lee. “We do that sometimes. We all like to hone our craft and get paid for it and we all know this crowd isn’t as fair as it should be.” The roots of talent in New York’s gay scene run deep, and legendary careers have been forged in the beating heart of its gay venues. The Continental Baths, a gay bathhouse in the basement of the Ansonia Hotel, played host to a bevy of A-listers in its day such as the Pointer Sisters, Nell Carter, Barry Manilow and, of course, Bette Midler. The Divine Ms. M began singing there in the summer of 1970 and the popularity she gained from her lounge act propelled her into superstardom. In present-day New York, several blocks north of Splash, three avenues over and a world away, Chanell Divine Roberts is teasing her black and magenta hair high towards the fluorescent lights in a sweltering basement in Hell’s Kitchen. “Tonight I’m here to enter the talent show for the hundredmillionth time,” she says. “I’m hoping to win. I’ve won so many times, but tonight I’m hoping to land a gig or something like that.” Roberts is in the “green room” for therapy’s Cattle Call, a talent competition that host Peppermint likens to an open mic

Stars have been born on the stage at therapy. “We had one girl who was a regular on the show for a while,” says Peppermint. “She was winning and winning and winning, and then one day she didn’t win and she was quite disappointed. But then we had the pleasure of tuning in and seeing her on Oprah [Winfrey’s how] next week.” A muffled din slowly rises in volume as the patrons packed into the top floor of therapy get into their second and third drinks. The show is running late. “I produce talent, honey,” says Peppermint, before she trots up the back stairs to open the show. “Come to my show, get on Oprah. That’s how it works!” As Lea Michele and the rest of the Glee cast sing their high school hearts out on the televisions screens around Posh, a band is tuning up while Orlando Powers scurries around, handing out song lists and submission slips and introducing himself to the crowd. Powers, 41, who looks like a youthful, hot Bill Cosby, is hosting his first ever Rock Star Karaoke night at the popular watering hole. Here the vibe is more relaxed, drunker. There is no money on the table, but patrons get the unique pleasure of singing along to a live three-person band playing drums, electric guitar and electric bass. Dressed in a stylish and sporty red and white track suit, Powers busts out a rousing rendition of “Brick House” before calling a Molly Shannon look-alike up on the stage for a wayward version of Madonna’s “Holiday.” A bit later, Will comes sauntering up

TJ the DJ at Xes’ Sing Out Sister; Jaslene Gonzalez of America’s Next Top Model at Barracuda’s ’Cuda Karaoke; Alexis Arquette at Xes.

night. Though Roberts is an old pro on the talent scene, these days she only participates in Cattle Call, “’cause the other girls are kinda shady,” she says. With money on the table here as well, the talent comes out of the woodwork to strut their stuff. “Because this is the Theater District, it’s a good standard,” says the sparkly Peppermint of the talent at therapy. “Obviously with any competition that’s open there’s a mix, and some of them are fantastic and sometimes there [are] people that maybe need a little more work,” she says, making a face. “Sometimes there [are] people that are like, ‘You know what? I’m drunk and I haven’t paid my bills; I’m going to do whatever I have to do!’ It’s a mixed bag but I’ve been wowed more times than I’ve been disappointed.” Roberts, who specializes in lip-synching to Tina Turner, Gladys Knight and Patti LaBelle, is hoping to get discovered, but that’s not really why she’s been performing for so long. “I love entertainment,” she says in her deep baritone. “I’ve been doing this for over 20 years. This is what I love to do, and you have to have a love for what you do.”

sipping an overflowing cosmo, and gives a less-than-pitchperfect rendition of “Dancing Queen.” But that’s not quite the point. Tonight at Posh, no future Broadway stars emerge, but Powers’ star power shines through. “I would love to land on a hit TV show,” he says with a wide grin. Powers has kept busy working in the entertainment industry for years, modeling, acting and singing in groups such as The Fonic, an a cappella quintet that once opened for Wayne Brady. “I’ll always sing, so Broadway is in my sights,” he says, sipping a beer after the gig. “I’d like to have this band parlay this gig into other opportunities.” Back at Splash, Apollo, who had been channeling a younger Whitney Houston, stuck around for the third where she won with an outstanding Mariah Carey cover. She vowed to come back the next week, but didn’t show her face. “I always tell people, you can be going out for American Idol, you can do that,” says host Ginger Snapt. “And sometimes I think you need a push.” Perhaps Apollo finally got the push she needed. N MAY 21, 2010 17

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FRIDAY MAY 21

FMARKSTHESPOT The F Word at Rebel, 251 W 30th St (btwn Seventh/Eighth Aves), 212-695-2747— At Michael Formika Jones and Mark Nelson’s weekly freakfest, DJs Cazwell and Nita and Kindbud spin for party players like Amanda Lepore and Joey Israel. $3 Stoli vodka drinks before midnight. 10pm; $5 before midnight/$20 general admission.

MUSCLEBEACH Flex at The Ritz, 369 W 46th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-333-4177, chrisryannyc.com— Hey all you exhibitionists: Show off the muscle of the week at Chris Ryan and DJ Xavier’s weekly party and you’ll get a free drink. Not a bad day’s work, huh? 10pm; free. 18 MAY 21, 2010

MAKINGTHETEAM Varsity at Gym Sportsbar, 167 Eighth Ave (btwn 18th/19th Sts), gymsportsbar.com, 212-3372439— DJ Dawson plays for the home team at this biweekly jockfest downstairs in the Lockerroom. Who needs Gatorade when you’ve got hottie bartender Ben (above) serving $5 Absolut all night? Go team go! 10pm; free.

212-355-3395— Dubois rockets you toward the weekend with Broadway standards and pop songs. Challenge her with a song and DJ Paul Leasure will cue it up and make her lip-synch for her life. 10pm–2am; free.

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LAUGHOUTLOUD

Man Bar at Splash, 50 W 17th St (btwn Fifth/Sixth Aves), 212-691-0073, splashbar.com— DJ Alexander starts a fire at Splash, where the go-gos will raise your temperature. 10pm–6am; cover varies.

[Gay] Comedy Show at Vlada, 331 W 51st St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), vladabar.com, 212974-8030— We homos must be pretty funny, given how many standup shows are popping up at gay bars. Jacob Pring and Shawn Hollenbach kick off this one with Dave Rubin, Big Gay Sketch Show’s Kate McKinnon and Danny Leary. 8pm $5.

PRETTYWOMAN

ONCEYOUGOBLACK

Dallas DuBois at Evolve, 221 E 58th St (btwn Second/Third Aves), evolvebarandloungenyc.com,

Black Cock at the Cock, 29 Second Ave (btwn First/Second), mrblacknyc.com— The infamous

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Cherry Jubilee at Splash (p.24)

STRAIGHT

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SAILORS, SLUTS AND SUMMERTIME

SALUTE TO ISRAEL PARADE Swarthy studs march through Midtown on May 23.

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mr.Black is back with a Friday-night party at the East Village’s nastiest boy bar. Chicken Little and Black Eddie host DJ Daryl Raymond upstairs, DJ Super Bear downstairs in the dance dungeon and go-go hotties everywhere. 11pm; $10.

SIBLINGRIVALRY

FLEET WEEK 0062— Brandon Voss and Tony Fornabaio keep it going in Hell’s Kitchen with DJ Twisted Dee in the main room, DJ Keo Nozari shutting it down in the Triumph Room and DJ Lady Bunny mixing it up in the lounge. Open bar till 11pm. 10pm; $15 before midnight/$20 general admission.

Whatever Happened to Busty Jane? at Laurie Beechman Theatre, 407 W 42nd (@ Ninth Ave), 212-695-6909, spincyclenyc.com— Jackie Beat is a faded porn star at odds with her power-bottom brother in this tasteless sendup of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, co-starring Mario Diaz, Sam Pancake and Selene Luna. Additional performances on May 22 at 7:30pm and 9:30pm. 7:30pm; $20–$22.50 (plus $15 food/drink minimum).

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HISTORYBOYS

Desilicious: Bollywood Wonderland at Pachita, 618 W 46th St (@ 11th Ave), sholayevents.com— It’s an Indian summer as Ashu Rai and DJ Bobby break the beats on Pacha’s top floor. Get into the goa groove by dressing up as your favorite Bollywood starlet. 10pm; $10 before 11pm/ $15 general admission.

Boys Night at The Temperamentals at New World Stages, 340 W 50 St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-239-6200, themenevent.com— There’s not much time left to catch this informative and entertaining look at the early gay-rights movement. Join other gays at a pre-show reception, then enjoy discounted seats to the buzzedabout play. 7pm; $35.

SATURDAY MAY 22 DIVINEPROVIDENCE Club 57 at Providence, 311 W 57th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), fveventsny.com, 212-30720 MAY 21, 2010

Habibi at Rush, 579 Sixth Ave (btwn 15th/16th Sts), habibinyc.com— The popular gay Arab dance party Rush, where Ravi is hosting and DJIZ is spinning for Middle-Eastern ’mos and their mates. 10pm; $15 before midnight/$20 general admission.

BOMBAYAWAY

Get your fill of seamen starting May 26.

SEX AND THE CITY 2 Team Aiden or Team Big? Decide on May 27.

MUFFINTOPS Cock Ring at the Eagle, 554 W 28th St (btwn 10th/11th Aves), 646-473-1866— Ricardo Studmuffin hosts a monthly dance party for men who want to boogiewithout bottle service or velvet ropes. DJs Lady Bondage (a.k.a. Lady Clover Honey) and Mike Grimes bring the beats. 10pm; free.

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND The three-day weekend that unofficially launches summer kicks-off May 28.

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I’LLTAKEMANHATTAN Fabulis Takes New York at various locations, fabulis.com— The gay social-networking site goes face-to-face with a citywide scavenger hunt. Teams of five decipher clues and overcome challenges to nab some sweet prizes, including free tees for all! Registration required. See website for more info. 1pm–7pm; free.

BODYOFWORK Revealed: The Tradition of Male Homoerotic Art at Leslie-Lohman Gallery, 26 Wooster St (btwn Canal/Grand Sts), leslielohman.org, 212-4312609— Works by Andy Warhol, Robert Mapplethorpe, George Platt Lynes, James Bidgood and other queer artists from the past 100+ years explore the evolution of homoerotic representations in painting, photography and other media. Tues–Sats noon–6pm through May 29; free.

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QUOTED Memorial Day isn’t until Monday, May 31, but the gang at g Lounge just can’t wait to officially usher in the summer season. Mark Lander and Franco Diluzio are celebrating the holiday early— and commemorating the fourth anniversary of their glamorous gay soiree, Gorgeous— with a swim partythemed edition on Thursday, May 27. “Children, nothing makes the summer sizzle more than hot tunes, cool cocktails and a sexy swim suit.” says DJ Lina, the party’s music mistress. “So come get your kiki on!”—Gorgeous Fourth Anniversary Party at g Lounge (22 3 W 19th St btwn Seventh/Eighth Aves), 212-929-1085, glounge.com. May 27 at 9:30pm; free.

TOEUP Big Naked Feet at Producers Club Crown Theatre, 358 W 44th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 347-7318738— Anthony Fusco’s gay fetish comedy features different couples—including shoe-store clerk Jason and handsome customer Chip—in a series of one-act vignettes. 8pm and 9:30pm; $20.

teams of two raise $500 for this charity scavenger hunt, and then follow clues and face various challenges before moving on. Top teams get concert tickets and other cool prizes and proceeds benefit Queers for Economic Justice. Call for race time and location details. $500.

KISSANDMAKE-UP The Lipstick Portraits at 401 projects, 401 W St (btwn Charles/10th Sts), 401projects.com, 212633-6202— Michael Angelo’s portrait exhibition features Amanda Lepore, Dita von Teese, Alan Cumming and other entertainers marked with red lipstick. Weds–Sats noon–6pm; free.

ONYOURMARK The Amazingly Queer Race for Economic Justice at various Manhattan locations, 212-564-3608, q4ej.org— Didn’t make The Amazing Race? Well, 22 MAY 21, 2010

10 S! JCLGO 10th Anniversary Party at Iron AR Monkey, 99 Greene St (@ York St), Jersey

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City, 201-435-5756, jclgo.org— Jersey City Lesbian and Gay Outreach is turning 10! Drag hostess Tyler Alyxander and DJ George Soul are helping to celebrate with this White Party-themed fundraising bash, which also raises money for the upcoming Jersey City Pride Festival. 8pm–1am; $20.

I’MSTILLHERE! Mizti Gaynor at Feinstein’s at Loews Regency, 540 Park Ave (@ 61st St), 212-339-4095, feinsteinsatloewsregency.com— The stage-andscreen entertainer makes her New York cabaret debut with the autobiographical ”Razzle Dazzle! My Life Behind the Sequins.” 8:30pm; $75–$95 (plus $40 food/drink minimum).

SUNDAY MAY 23 SAILINGAWAY Sunday Social Cruise Club at the cabanas at Maritime Hotel, 363 W 16th St (@ Ninth Ave), 212242-4300— Don’t wanna make it a late night? Mikie Likesit, Roze Black and Arkady have

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CONQUER THE CITY WITHOUT SPENDING A DIME CULTURE VULTURE: MAY 29 - MAY 30 Home/Away at Hudson Guild Theatre, 441 W 26th St (btwn Ninth/Tenth Aves), 212-760-9800, theatreaskew.com— Theater Askew co-artistic directors Tim Cusack and Jason Jacobs invite young LGBT writers to share their associations with the word “home.” Thu–Sat at 6pm and 8:30pm, Sun at 5pm. PARTY HEARTY: MAY 22 Family Function at Woody’s, 31 Second Ave (btwn First/Second Sts), 212-777-0774— Our favorite fruit fly, Ladyfag, hosts this popular weekly throwdown. Shake it to a rotating cast of DJs while Jason the Black Teen Wolf snaps party pics. Now this is a family affair we could get into. 10pm. Wendy Ho

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whipped up a Sunday tea dance in the ever-fabulous Maritime cabanas. So put on your docksiders and captain’s hat and drop anchor for a spell. 4pm–9pm; free.

PUPPYLOVE A Benefit for Social Tees Animal Rescue at Splash, 50 W 17th St (btwn Fifth/Sixth Aves), 212– 691–0073, socialteez.com— Some drag queens think Dalmatians make great fur coats, but Cherry 24 MAY 21, 2010

The Wendy Ho Show at Bar-tini Ultra Lounge, 642 Tenth Ave (btwn 45th/46th Sts), 917-388-2897— We pee ourselves a little every time we hear the friend-to-fags rapper sing “Bitch, I Stole Your Purse!” Let’s hope it’s included in her set list tonight. 10pm; free.

Jubilee, Bianca Del Rio, Ginger Snap, Sherry Vine, Mimi Imfurst, Felicity Stardust, Dallas DuBois and Logan Hardcore are fe-lining up for a purrr-fectly wonderful show benefiting the no-kill pet shelter. 10pm; $5.

Love Wednesday nights at Su Casa? Promoters Michael Cohen and Kevin Wiltz and DJ Marshal bring their brand uptown and outside with Mark Holcomb and Cameron Moir. 1pm–8pm; free.

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Vandam at Greenhouse, 150 Varick St (@ Vandam St), myspace.com/susannebartsch, 212-7194479— At Kenny Kenny and Susanne Bartsch’s madcap menagerie, Chuck Attix, Dirty Martini and Desi Monster host DJ Johnny Dynell and a diverse gathering of nightlife tribes. 10pm; free.

FORGIVEMEFATHER Confession at The Ritz, 369 W 46th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-333-4177— Got something to get off your chest? Join drag dolly Dallas DuBois and DJ Robert Maril at their tea dance in Hell’s Kitchen. If you didn’t have something to confess beforehand, you will after! 3pm–9pm; free.

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Miss Stonewall Pageant at the Stonewall Inn, at Stonewall Inn, 53 Christopher St (btwn Seventh Ave S/Waverly Pl), thestonewallinnnyc.com, 212488-2705— Ariel Sinclair hosts and judges Jackie Dupree, Brandon Cutrell and Rebecca Glasscock deciding who makes the cut—and who must sashay away! 9pm; free.

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LAUGHRIOT Electro-Shock Therapy Comedy Hour at therapy, 348 W 52nd St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212397-1700, therapy-nyc.com— Michelle Buteau and Adam Sank roast host Brad Loekle at this birthday edition of his queer-friendly standup

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BREAKFASTCLUB Pancake with Luna and Ginsburg Over Easy at Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery (btwn Bleecker/Houston Sts), bowerypoetry.com, 212352-3101— While they’re in town performing Whatever Happened to Busty Jane with Jackie Beat, comic talents Sam Pancake, Nadya Ginsburg and The Cho Show’s Selene Luna are putting on a show, with politically incorrect sketch comedy and monologues. 9pm; $18.

SKYKING Richard II at The Tank, 354 W 45th St (between Eighth/Ninth Aves), sonnetrepertorytheatre.org— What would get us to watch Shakespeare? How about a cast of shirtless hunks on trapezes? Sonnet Rep Theatre and Matchbook Productions take the Bard to new heights by reimaginging it as a “swinging” tale told by 19th century artists railing against imperialism. Performance continues on May 24. 7pm; $15.

GREENCARDS Brazil Nuts at La MaMa, 74 E Fourth St (@ Second Ave), 212-254-6468, lamama.org— Two lesbians and a go-go boy are trapped in immigration hell in Susan Jeremy’s comedic one-woman show, which closes tonight. 5:30pm; $20.

MONDAY MAY 24 RAZZLEDAZZLE’EM Sherrylicious at Vig 27, 119 E 27th St (btwn Park/Lexington Aves), vig27.com— Sherry Vine rocks Murray Hill with torch songs, Broadway standards and some of the dirty pop parodies we know and love her for. 9pm; free.

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showcase. Not laughing? See if a few $7 Cosmos don’t loosen your funny bone. 10pm; free

QUEENMARY Mary Issue Release Party at The Duplex, 61 Christopher St (@ Seventh Ave), 212-255-5438, theduplex.com— Y’know gay men read more than just Star magazine and the latest Chelsea Handler book. The queer-lit zine Mary celebrates the release of its third issue with appearances by contributors and soul music from Female Black Executive. 4pm–7pm; free.

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song in celebration of a wedding, the name of this marriage-equality concert—an original composition performed by the Empire City Men's Chorus—is quite fitting. A second performance will be held May 25 at 8pm at the Church of St. Ann (157 Montague St) in Brooklyn Heights. 3pm. $25 in advance/$30 general admission.

DARKVICTORY NYC Black Pride Fundraiser at Elevate, 390 Eighth Ave (btwn 29th/30th Sts), 212-714-8149, nycblackpride.com— At this benefit party for New York’s Black Pride festival (Aug 5–Aug 8), Randall Isaacs presents DJ MK spinning hip-hop and reggae beats on the main floor and DJ Allure pumping house music in the lounge. 8pm–3am; $5 before midnight/$10 general admission.

Psycho Babble at therapy, 348 W 52nd St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), therapy-nyc.com,212-3971700— Mimi Imfurst is up to her old tricks again in Hell’s Kitchen, and she’s corralled Eve Starr for more lip-synching madness and bitchy banter. 11pm; free.

PADREMIO Papi at Elevate, 390 Eighth Ave (btwn 29th/30th St), 212-714-8149— Sassy senoritas Tyra Allure and Laritza Dumont bring some Latin flavor to Mondays in Chelsea. DJs Beyond, MK, Divo and Nesto spin merengue, house, hip-hop for smoking-hot chulos and vatos enjoying $3 shots, $4 beers and $5 cocktails. 9pm; free before 11pm/$5 general admission.

HOUNDDOG Woof! at View Bar, 232 Eighth Ave (@ 22nd St), 212-929-2243, mikedreyden.blogspot.com— Mike Dreyden brings in bears for $2 Bud Lights, a free buffet, go-gos and porn stars. 7pm; $5.

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the final night for Rick Pulos’ multimedia show about a trio of gay men: a liberated queer in 1970s San Francisco, a gay Republican trying to survive the AIDS crisis of the ’80s, and a ’90s party boy in Los Angeles. 7:30pm; $15.

TUESDAY MAY 25 FUNKYSPUNK Spunknik at Eastern Bloc, 505 E Sixth St (btwn Aves A/B), 212-929-2555, easternblocnyc.com— At Ernie Cote’s weekly shindig, Bianca Del Rio hosts a best-bod contest and hip homos guzzle free PBR from 10pm–11pm. 9pm; free.

GOMANGO! Bitchin' Flow at Phoenix, 447 E 13th St (btwn First Ave/Ave A), 212-477-9979— DJ Go-Karff (QxBxRx) lands at Phoenix with this night dedicated to old-skool hip-hop, underground dance and dark disco. East Village fags chug half-price drafts and bop along as Vandam’s DJ Will Automagic and veteran spinner DJ Victor Rodriguez turn up the tunes. 10pm; free.

MARKEDMAN One Night With You at Bleecker Street Theatre, 45 Bleecker St (btwn Mulberry/Mott Sts), raven-o.com— Cabaret sensation (and former Cirque du Soliel ringmaster) Raven O sings and shares stories from his scandalous life. 8pm; $36.50–$56.50.

LONESOMECOWBOYS Nicky & Aaron’s Fagtastic Comedy Show at Boots & Saddle, 76 Christopher St (btwn Seventh Ave/Bleecker St), bootsnsaddle.com, 212-9299684— Nicky Sunshine and Aaron Sweeney rounds Jeff Lawrence, Rena Zager and Nick Cobb for the bar’s ha-ha monthly. 8pm; free.

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HERRMAJESTY Sabor Latino at the Monster, 80 Grove St (@ Seventh Ave S), manhattan-monster.com, 212-9243558— The legendary Barbara Herr hosts a Latin-tinged night with DJ Tony Cruz, hot go-gos and $4 Cuba Libres and Coronas. 10pm; $5.

ASHTUESDAY Aves), 212-868-5570, gayfestnyc.com— As part of the monthlong GayFest theater festival, veteran actor Hayes (Trick, The Big Gay Musical) stages a live edition of his popular YouTube series, in which he and co-host Johnny Bixler share tidbits and anecdotes about the Golden Age of Hollywood. Performances continue through May 26. 8pm; $35.

Smoke at Karma, 51 First Ave (btwn Third/Fourth Sts), 212-677-3160, djparis.com/karma— Remember when smoking was the least sinful thing you could do in the basement of a bar? The East Village hookah lounge hosts its weekly gay night where patrons can light up, mingle and enjoy $4 house cocktails. Anyone need a light? 6pm–1am; free.

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BLONDEFAITH Curtain Call at Splash, 50 W 17th St (btwn Fifth/Sixth Aves), 212–691–0073, splashbar.com— You might recall singer Rachel Potter from MTV’s The Search for Elle Woods, where the brunette talent vied for the lead in the Broadway musical Legally Blonde. The movie musical has left the Great White Way but tonight Emily McNamara welcomes Potter to the Splash stage. 11:30pm; $5.

REELLOVE Steve Hayes: Tired Old Queen at the Movies at Abingdon Theatre, 312 W 36th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth 28 MAY 21, 2010

Fondle at South Brooklyn Pizza, 451 Court St (@ Fourth Pl), Carroll Gardens, 718-852-6018— Evan Siegel hosts a crowd of friendly Brooklyn regulars for $4 Peronis, $6 martinis and cosmos, pop tracks and those famous artisanal slices. So much for no carbs after 4pm. 8pm; free.

MIRRORHASTHREEFACES Decades Apart: Reflections of Three Gay Men at Nuyorican Poets Café, 236 E Third St (btwn Aves B/C), 212-780-9386, nuyorican.org— It’s

CIRCUSOFSTARS Amanda Lepore’s Big Top at Carnival, 110 University Pl (btwn 12th/13th Sts) 212-255-8188, carnivalnyc.com— Upstairs at Bowlmor Lanes, Joey Israel and Kenny Kenny stir up three-ring insanity at the tranny ringmistress’weekly party. Marvel at circus-themed acts, freakshow hosts and a dunk tank run by go-go boys Matthew Camp, Geronimo and Tim Taylor. Hope you don’t throw like a girl! 10pm; free.

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DADDYISSUES DiLF at g Lounge, 223 W 19th St (btwn Seventh/Eighth Aves), 212-929-1085, glounge.com— Hot foxes Colton Ford and boyfriend Angelo Peterson host g’s latest bash, which stands for Daddies I’d Like to Fuck (and they certainly fit the bill!). Grope go-gos in their 20s, 30s and 40s and nab yourself a fine specimen. 10pm; free.

POPPYCOCK Dirty Pop at the Cock, 29 Second Ave (btwn First/Second), thecockbar.com— DJ Drew G, Mark Afana and Black Eddie rule the roost at this nasty-as-you-wanna-be humpday-buster in the East Village. Enjoy cheap drinks and cheaper gogos. 11pm; cover varies.

PLEASEDON’TSTOPTHEMUSIC Our Hit Parade at Joe’s Pub at the Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St (@ Astor Pl), 212-967-7555, joespub.com— Bridgett Everett, Kenny Mellman and Neal Medlyn are back with another edition of their tribute to pop hits of today and yesteryear. 9:30pm; $20.

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of New York with this new show in Hell’s Kitchen. There’s stripteases, acrobatics and an intriguing segment called "Bottom Talk." 11pm; free.

L.A.WOMAN Vaginal Davis at P.S. 122, 150 First Avenue (@ 9th St), 212-353-1315, ps122.org— The West Coast drag performance artist presents Speaking from the Diaphragm, which skewer the daytime chat shows of the 1970s with contemporary avant-garde guests like Joseph Keckler, Max Steel, bearded lady Jennifer Miller and Carmelita Tropicana. Wed–Sun through May 27. 8pm; $20.

HIPHOPHOMO Porno Bingo at Pieces, 8 Christopher St (btwn Gay St/Greenwich Ave), willclarkworld.com, 212929-9291— Wendy Ho joins Lester Greene and Porno Bingo regular Amanda Takehometomother at Will Clark’s twisted take on the church-basement staple. Proceeds benefit the New York Bear Den. 8pm–10pm; free.

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Speed Dating for Athletes at Gossip, 733 Ninth Ave (@ 50th St), 212-265-2720, themenevent.com— Looking for a man who gets more exercise than ripping open a bag of Sun Chips? You’ll spend a few minutes with eight active bachelors in their 20s and 30s and if there’s chemistry, you’ll get to swap digits for another meet-up. 6:30pm; $25.

Fox at the Park, 118 10th Ave, (btwn 17th/18th Sts), 212-352-3313, joshwoodproductions.com— Sound the horns, lads! At Josh Wood and Jared Needle’s popular weekly on the West Side, Kris Haigh hosts and DJ Josh Sparber spins pop hits for foxy fags enjoying 2-for-1 drinks till 11pm. 10pm–4am; free.

Wednesdays at Su Casa, 404 Sixth Ave (@ Eighth St), 212-677-6097, sucasanewyork.com— DJ Marshal spins at Michael Cohen’s party in the second-floor speakeasy above Qdoba. Fashion fags and their hags drink and dance the night away. 10pm–4am; free.

IT’SBRITNEYBITCHES Pop Tart at Barracuda, 275 W 22nd St (@ Eighth Ave), 212-645-8613— Britney Houston channels a different pop diva every week at this humpday hullabaloo, where ’Cuda’s curious cruisers cheer her on and down $1 Pop Shots. 10pm; free.

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Standup Social at Bar-tini Ultra Lounge, 642 Tenth Ave (btwn 45th/46th Sts), 917388-2897— Tenth Avenue gets the giggles as gay comics Jessica Kirson and Marc Maietta perform at this new monthly comedy show. 11pm; free.

HORSESENSE Show Pony at Posh, 405 W 51st St (btwn Ninth/10th Aves), 212-957-2222, poshbarnyc.com— Chris “Go-Go” Harder continues his boylesque domination 30 MAY 21, 2010

YOUR GUIDE TO PHILANTHROPY AND HUSBAND-HUNTING GLSEN Respect Awards at Gotham Hall, 1356 Broadway (btwn 36th/37th Sts), glsen.org— Saying Cyndi Lauper (below) is an ally to the gay community is like saying Tammy Faye Bakker liked to wear a little makeup. The pop star, along with American Express, Pfizer and couple David Dechman and Michel Mercure, is honored by the Gay Lesbian and Straight Education Network at tonight’s dinner. May 24 at 6pm; ticket prices vary. Cyndi Lauper

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IT’SK! Headz Will Roll at Bar 13, 35 East 13th St BAC (@ University Pl)— Ladyfag and Roxy LUCKY13

Cottontail bring their unique brand of nightlife insanity back to the roof of the Union Square bar. Throw back 2-for-1 drinks till midnight and get your picture snapped by Jason The Black Teen Wolf. 11pm–4am; free.

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Ramble at Lolita Bar, 266 Broome St (@ Allen St), 212-966-7223, lolitabar.net— No, we’re not talking about Central Park’s legendary cruising ground. This is the Lower East Side lounge’s first queer dance party, and they’ve pulled together DJ Mack, $6 well drinks and a dangerous-sounding “Ramble” cocktail. Sounds like all the right elements to us. 9pm; free.

Ho Down Barn Dance at Woody’s, 31 NEW Second Ave (btwn Second/Third Sts), 212-

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777-0774— Sahara Davenport from RuPaul’s Drag Race may be a city girl, but she two-steps with the best of ’em at Woody’s new dance night. Kick up your feet to the music of gay fave DJ Brenda Black. Open bar till 11:30pm. 10pm; free.

Va Va Voom at at Avenue, 116 Tenth Ave (@ 17th St), visualaids.org— Cabaret stars Joey Arias, Joseph Keckler and Christopher Tanner perform at Visual AIDS’ fifth annual Vanguard Awards ceremony, which salutes those who forward the group’s mission of AIDS outreach through art. Former Labelle singer Nona Hendryx hosts this year’s honorees, conceptual artist Mary Ellen Carroll and performer/visual artist John Kelly. May 24 at 7:30pm; $275. TLDEF Benefit at William Bennett Gallery, 65 Greene St (btwn Broome/Spring Sts), 646-8629396, tldef.org— Hedwig creator John Cameron Mitchell is the honorary chairman at the Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund’s fifth annual fundraising gala. The event includes cocktails, hors d'oeuvres and a silent auction of items from Gucci, MAC, Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, White’s Lies and Babeland. May 25 at 6:30pm–8:30pm; $100.

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queer bands like Street Hero, Best Mate and The Swimming Pools, plus do-not-miss performances by Flloyd and enSubtitles (a.k.a Erickatoure Aviance, Nanya Bidnes and One Half Nelson). DJs Sean B and Will Automagic are in the booth. 10pm; $9 in advance/ $12 general admission.

VILLAGEPEOPLE Paradise Lost at Boots & Saddle, 76 Christopher St (btwn Seventh Ave/Bleecker St), 212-929-9684, paradiselostdance.blogspot.com— DJ Robert Maril and Austin Helms of 21st Century Life channel the hedonistic vibe of 1970s West Village at this bootybumpin’ party. With $5 top-shelf drink specials, we predict you’ll be feeling “mighty real.” 9pm; free.

FLOWERCHILD Le Bingo at (le) Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker St (btwn Thompson/Sullivan Sts), 212-505-3474, lepoissonrouge.com— Linda Simpson and Murray Hill run the numbers in the club’s gallery tonight, when the guest spokesmodel will be psychotropic sweetie Violet Temper. Bingo cards are $2, the beer-and-tater tots combo is just $6 and Happy Hour running till 8pm. It’s a bargain even if you don’t win! 7pm; free.

Curioso at Picante, 3424 Broadway (btwn NEW 139th/140th Sts), 917-330-7752— At this

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new weekly party for vatos, homies, Columbia kids and other Harlem locals, Alberto Duarte, Luis Villagran, and Edgar Jay Yu host vogue-offs and a performance by Joey Yogi Dance Crew. 10pm–4am; free.

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ties” is hosted by photog Ryan McGinley and MisShapes veteran Greg K. Groove out, flirt with sensitive boys or just people-watch as the DJ spins everything from T. Rex to Belle & Sebastian (and maybe even some Mariah!). 11pm; free.

Original Plumbing Issue Release Party at Sugarland, 221 N Ninth St (btwn Driggs and Roebling Sts), Williamsburg, originalplumbing.com— The transman zine celebrates its third issue with a debauched night in Williamsburg. Scout Rose joins OP editors Amos Mac and Rocc, Mr. Transman 2010 Kit Yan, FTM go-gos and DJ Bob Reyes. 10pm; $2 before 11pm/$5 general admission.

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Chelsea Classics: Straight-Jacket at Chelsea Clearview Cinema, 260 W 23rd St (btwn Sixth/Seventh Aves), clearviewcinemas.com— Mother of the Year Joan Crawford plays a woman released from an asylum, where she spent two decades axing her husband and his mistress during a crime of passion. Hedda Lettuce hosts the earlier screening. 7pm and 9:30pm; $7.50.

Big Gay Hudson Valley Pride Preview at The Locust Grove Estate, Poughkeepsie, NY biggayhudsonvalley.com— Get outta town today, when Big Gay Hudson Valley.com holds its annual Pride preview. It’s a gay old time with performances by out musicians Dudley Saunders and Stewart Lewis and drag bingo with Trixie Starr. The estate’s gardens, galleries and grounds will be open and picnic lunches, alcohol and dogs are all welcome. Visit website for directions. 5pm–midnight; $10.

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OLDSCHOOL Johnsons at Julius, 159 W 10th St (@ Waverly Pl), 212-243-1928— The hottest new homo hang in the West Village is also the city’s oldest gay bar! DJ Damian Cote spins funk, disco, post-punk and more at this new weekly, while hip cats drink, dance and chow down some of Julius’ mouthwatering burgers. 9pm; free.

ICOULDN’THELPBUTWONDER... Sex and the City 2 Party at Xes, 157 W 24th St (btwn Sixth/Seventh Aves), 212-604-0212, xesnyc.com— The girls are back! Xes is hosting the official after-party for the Chelsea Clearview Cinemas premiere of Sex and the City 2. Bring your ticket stub from a screening dated any time today and get yourself a free cosmo. What, no Manolos? DJ TJ spins all our favorite tracks. 10pm; free.

BEASTMASTER Main Man at B. East, 171 E Broadway (btwn Rutgers/Jefferson Sts), broadwayeast.com— This swank soiree for those “gays who hate gay par32 MAY 21, 2010

FRIDAY MAY 28 COCKANDROLL Spank at Littlefields, 622 Degraw St (btwn Third/Fourth Aves), Gowanus, 718-855-3388, spankartmag.com— It’s a veritable homo Coachella tonight as Linda Simpson introduces

SATURDAY MAY 29 FALLENANGEL Discotekka at Escuelita, 301 W 39th St (@ Eighth Ave), 212-631-0588, enyclub.com— DJs Ray

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Selene Luna and Nadya Ginsburg at Bowery Poetry Club (p.26) 4300— This longrunning blowout brings gaylebrities, B&Ts and Eurotrash royalty to the Maritimefor DJ Honey Dijon’s hot electro beats. 10pm; free.

HOTELSWEET Rockbear Bear-B-Q at Rockbar, 185 Christopher St (@ Weehawken St), rockbarnyc.com— Rockbar’s regular Sunday beer blast goes all out for the holiday weekend with $3 Bud/Bud Lights, $2 PBRs, $3 Bloody Marys and $3 Rock Shots. And be sure to give grill cook Roger a birthday kiss! 5pm; free.

OFFTHEWAGON Relapse at Elevate, 380 Eighth Ave (btwn 29/30th Sts), 212-947-1970, elevatenyc.com— Are your attempts at sobriety going nowhere? Screw it! Kiss off the weekend at Elevate for DJs MK and Poison Ivy, plus super hot go-gos. 9pm; $5 before midnight/$10 general admission.

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Lorenzo and Dynesty crank the Latin beats in Hell’s Kitchen as go-gos gyrate and gays guzzle down half-price drinks all night. Stick around till 2am for the Angel Sheridan show. 10pm–5am; cover varies. 18+

presenting another dance blowout with Brazilian DJ Renato Cecin and DJ Paolo. You don’t have to work tomorrow, so you don’t have a good excuse for staying home! 11pm; $60 in advance/$70 general admission.

Sunday Tea Dance at Branded Saloon, 603 Vanderbilt Ave (btwn Bergen St/St Marks Ave), Prospect Heights, 718-4848704— To welcome their gay neighbors, this new Brooklyn bar has whipped up a weekly Miami-style tea dance with a Bloody Mary bar, DJs and beach-themed fun. We’ll bring our Coppertone! 6pm; free.

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Bi Lines III at the LGBT Center, 208 W 13th St (btwn Seventh/Greenwich Aves), 212-620-7310, gaycenter.org— At this event hosted by Lambda Literary Foundation, Bi Request and Bi Women of All Colors host authors including Emanuel Levy (Vincent Minnelli: Hollywood’s Dark Dreamer) and Ann Herendeen (Pride/Prejudice). 7–9:30pm; $7.

Daniel Nardicio’s Fleet Week at secret location, danielnardicio@gmail.com—Sailors from around the world are descending on the Big Apple. And Daniel Nardicio and DJ Adam are looking for a few good men for their underwear party. Everyone can get their hands on Fleet enemas and other goodies. We’re not asking or telling! 10pm; $10 for under 25s and Dcard members/$25 general admission.

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LADYSINGSTHEBOOZE Saturday at The Ritz, 369 W 46th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-333-4177— The bold and beautiful Erikatoure Aviance rubs up against DJ JonJon Battles at this weekend jam. DJ Xavier spins for the boys upstairs. 10pm; free.

IT’SASIN Vice at Vlada, 331 W 51st St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-974-8030, vladabar.com— Brett Sloan presents DJ Justin Ryan and hostess Chaka-Khanvict at this shamefull soiree. Check your watches, ’cause there’s a 15-minute open bar every hour, starting at 11pm. 10pm; free.

SUNDAY MAY 30 THREEDAYWEEKEND Alegria at M2, 530 W 28th St (btwn 10th/11th Aves), alegriaevents.com— Can you believe its almost Memorial Day? Ric Sena remembered—he’s 34 MAY 21, 2010

ANIGHTTOREMEMBER Memorial Day Party at Secret, 525 W 29th (btwn 10th/11th Aves), 212-268-5580, jcintime.com— Tonight JC brings his usual Saturday hotness to Sunday, with DJ Melodious’ urban jams and hot male and female dancers. 10pm; $5 before midnight/$10 general admission.

WOODCARVING Rooftop at the Hudson Terrace, 621 W 46th St 212-315-9400, (btwn 11th Ave/West Side Hwy), joshwoodproductions.com— Josh Wood takes the fun outside with his summer tea dance. Keoni Huduba, Darrell Elmore, Ken Gillett and Lady Fag host rotating DJs and 2-for-1 drinks till 7pm. 6pm–midnight; free.

HOTELSWEET Cuckoo Club at Hiro Ballroom in The Maritime Hotel, 363 W 16th St (@ Ninth Ave), 212-242-

Alphabet Sundays at Arrow Bar, 85 Ave A (btwn Fifth/Sixth Sts), 212-673-1775, arrownyc.com— Demented drag queen Demanda Dahling hosts and Drew Zailen pours 2-for-1 drinks until 10pm and $4 draft Buds and $5 vodka drinks all night. DJ JRoc spins a soundtrack of pop, house and ’80s tunes. 9pm; free.

IT’SAMAZEBALLS! Perez Hilton Saves the Universe at Joe’s Pub at the Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St (@ Astor Pl), 212-967-7555, joespub.com— This musical farce explores a typical day in the life of the celebrity blogger—y’know, battling Islamic terrorists, Kathy Griffin and his own monster ego. 9:30pm; $20

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Vandam St (btwn Sixth Ave/Varick St), sohoplayhouse.com— It’s closing night for this play about a group of men—including soap star Austin Peck as a gay cop and out actor Dan Butler as a divorced dad—in a support group for guys with meager endowments. 3pm and 7pm; $59. N FOR MORE EVENTS AND UPDATES VISIT NEXTMAGAZINE.COM OR FOLLOW US ON TWITTER @ NEXTMAGAZINENY

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AMERICAN IDOL IS A SNOOZE THIS YEAR! SHOW ‘EM HOW IT’S DONE AT ONE OF THESE FREE QUEER KARAOKE NIGHTS.

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Beareoke at Rockbar

36-19 24th Ave, Astoria, 718-204-9045, AlbatrossBar.com. Weds at 9pm. Lauren Ordair hosts this Queens bar’s weekly “Kasual Karaoke” showdown and Devin Stone pours out $5 pints. With over 15,000 songs available, there’s got to be at least one tune you won’t mangle. Vanessa Valtré hosts Drag Karaoke on Fridays at 11 pm.

50 W 17th St, 212–691–0073, SplashBar.com. Tues from 7pm–11pm. This early-evening karaoke night lets you release your inner Gleek with host Ginger Snapt and a top prize of $400. Stick around after for Twink Tuesdays with DJ Steve Sidewalk and hosts Dougie Meyer and Justin Luke.

185 Christopher St, 212-675-1864, RockBarNYC.com. Alt Thurs at 8pm. The gay watering hole mixes things up with a bi-monthly charity sing-along, featuring $3 Coronas and beary baritones. You can still sing out at Rockbar Karaoke the other Thursdays of the month.

Boots & Saddle 76 Christopher St, 212-633-1986, BootsNSaddle.com. Sun and Mon at 8pm. Got a song in your heart? Victoria Chase ropes in amateurs at the old-school bar’s twice-weekly sing-along.

‘Cuda Karaoke at Barracuda 275 W 22nd St, 212-645-8613. Tues at 11pm. This weekly songfest isn’t just for showertime sopranos. Some top talents belt out diva ballads, classic rock and more as Mimi Imfurst puts them through their paces with help from Zoe Murphy, Zach and DJ Busted. If you want that $100 prize, you’re going to have to work for it!

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Rock Band Karaoke at Posh

Sing Out Sister Karaoke at Xes

405 W 51st St, 212-957-2222, PoshBarNYC.com. Tues at 10:30pm If the shower gig doesn’t do you justice, imagine if you were backed by a live band in front of dozens of screaming fans? That’s the setup at Posh’s unique karaoke jam, where $5 martinis help lubricate your instrument.

157 W 24th St, 212-604-0212, XesNYC.com. Sun at 10pm. Peppermint and TJ the DJ pass the mic at this weekly amateur night. Come before the show starts and you can nab Coors or Coors Light for $3. Can’t make it on Sundays? Tina Burner hosts Humpday Karaoke every Wednesday at 10pm.

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Drag Karaoke at Lips

8 Christopher St, 212-929-9291, PiecesBar.com. Tues at 8:30pm. Logan Hardcore helps you be the star you’ve dreamed of becoming at the noattitude bar’s karaoke night, where cuties John and Chris keep the stiff drinks flowing.

Two Bank St, 212-675-7710, LipsNYC.com. Tues 7pm–midnight. You don’t have to sound like Judy Garland at the West Village drag eatery’s singalong—just look like her. Peppermint hosts the fun, while $4 frozen cosmos help amateurs find some Dutch courage.

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THERIGHTTRACK BY KEO NOZARI Agnes’ “Release Me” is another former dance chart topper, released ages ago, that may continue to have strong showing While Christina Aguilera’s “Not Myself Tonight” hasn’t faired well on the pop charts don’t count her out—her new album, Bionic,. e’re just a week from Memorial Day weekend and And don’t rule out these folks either: Janelle Monáe with the official kickoff off the summer season. So it’s only “Tightrope,” Taio Cruz as he drops his debut Rokstarr on June fitting that we make our list of early contenders for 1 with mega-hit “Break My Heart” and explosive new single the Song of the Summer. “Dynamite,” Kylie Minogue’s “All the Lovers,” child star Charice’s As mentioned last week, an obvious contender is Katy “Pyramid” and baby boy Justin Bieber’s “Baby” (and songs from Perry’s “California Gurls.” Released just days after we wrote his latest My World 2.0), Girlicious’ “Maniac,” B.o.B. with The our gurl-orious review, it already landed at the Number 1 slot Adventures of Bobby Ray, electro-pop queen Robyn’s “Dancing on iTunes’ Top Singles Charts. (We called that one!) Its on My Own,” Scissor Sisters’ “Fire with Fire,” Kimberly Locke’s summertime, bikini-clad, sun-kissed California theme makes disco house “Strobe Light” and the remixes of Lady Antebellum’s it a perfect fit for the season. And considering producers Max “Need You Now” might be just what summer audiences need. Martin and Dr. Luke’s track record for hit making, it’s asKaty Perry Let the competition begin! N obvious as wearing sunscreen on a 98-degree day. But there’s definitely heat in the competition. Miley Cyrus has a winner with “Can’t Be Tamed,” which will undoubtedly unleash untamable gyrating on the dance floor. Lady Gaga has her latest monster single, “Alejandro.” Usher With his new video for “I Am the DJ” on iTunes, already has a surprise acronym worthy hit with “OMG.” And songwriter/producer/DJ popular Ke$ha has pop revelers jonesing for “Love Is My Drug.” Kindbud keeps the beats Estelle, 2008 Song of the Summer champion with sexy at Big Gulp Tuesdays @ “American Boy,” has a definite club hit on her hands with The Cock, The F Word “Freak.” Could it freakishly be the winner? We’re predicting it’ll Fridays @ Club Rebel, and Vice Saturdays @ Vlada. at least reach Chelley’s favored status last summer with “Took the Night.” I Am the DJ Then there last year’s winning duo Kelly Rowland and Kindbud David Ohana Remix David Guetta (for “When Love Takes Over”) who may strike Earth Is the Place (Re-visited) gold again with Rowland’s “Commander” (which Guetta also Verna Francis produced). Guetta himself has his own remade single “Gettin’ Down to Earth Version Over You” featuring Fergie, Chris Willis and LMFAO. Killing Me Do The Right Thing The Wizard Brian Coxx Perhaps delivering the best “When Love Takes Over”Quentin Harris & Inaya Day feat. Sandy Spady Extended Mix esque dance anthem this year, however, is newcomer Alexis Love Me Devotion Daniel Bovie & Roy Rox Jordan with “Happiness.” Remixes bringing added happiness— Bingo Players feat. Nelson feat. Tony Scott by Wideboys, Jump Smokers and Deadmau5—this could ATFC’s Soultek Vocal Mix Extended Vocal Mix Glad I Found You be a real breakout with gay audiences. Hey Hey DJ Gomi Dennis Ferrer Guetta also produced two other artists with potential feat. Louie Balo & Yasmeen Attention Vocal Mix Scott Wozniak Remix summer hits. Wynter Gordon’s “Dirty Talk” is getting some Unbreak My Heart Buddy X serious talk, and Kelis’ “Acapella” may find it’s not singing Braxton Neneh Cherry 10 Toni Frankie Knuckles Franktidrama Masters At Work Remix alone this summer either.

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Opening>>> RING at The Eagle. Ricardo Studmuffin hosts DJs Mike Grimes and Lady Bondage. 10pm; free. (SAT, MONTHLY) COCK

(TUE) HO

DOWN BARN DANCE at Woody’s. Sahara Davenport hosts w/DJ Brenda Black. 10pm.

(WED, MONTHLY) STANDUP SOCIAL at Bar-Tini Ultra Lounge. The 10th Avenue bar introduces a new comedy night. 8pm; free.

CHELSEA

Bars>>> BARRACUDA 275 W 22nd St (Eighth Ave) 212-645-8613— This Chelsea mainstay acts as Eighth Avenue’s gay epicenter with shows almost nightly. 4pm–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 4pm–9pm (FRI) Just a Party with DJ JonJon Battles. 10pm. (SAT) Legendary with DJ Kevin Graves. 10pm. (SUN) Sherry Vine Show. DJ David Serrano. 2-for-1 drinks till midnight. 11pm. (MON) Peppermint Show w/prizes and DJ TBoy. 11pm. (TUE) ‘Cuda Karaoke w/Mimi Imfurst. 10pm (WED) Pop Tarts with Britney Houston and DJ Scotty Rox. 10pm; free. (THU) Star Search with Peppermint and DJ Keo Nozari. Guest performances. 11pm; free. BOXERS 37 W 20th St (between Fifth/Sixth Aves), 212-624-5942; boxersnyc.com— New York’s newest gay sports bar has great drinks, lots of elbow room and plenty of hot athletic supporters. Daily noon–2am. free. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 4pm– 9:30pm (SAT) Boxers night. 1/2 price drinks for wearing boxers. Free pants check (SUN) Boxers Bash. $3 domestic beer, $4 well drinks. 4pm–9pm. (MON) Sports jersey night. $3 domestic beers. 9pm. (TUE) ‘80s night. Eighties music. 9pm (THU) College jock night. Half-price drinks with college ID. 9pm THE EAGLE 554 W 28th St (Tenth/Eleventh Aves), 646-473-1866, eaglenyc.com— Two levels w/roof deck, vintage porn and a pool table for leather lovers, bears and fetish freaks. Tue–Sat 10pm–4am, Sun 5pm–4am. (FRI) Hardon! with DJ Reed McGowan. Performances and giveaways. (SAT, MONTHLY) Cock Ring. Ricardo

Studmuffin hosts DJs Lady Bondage and Mike Grimes.10pm; free. (SUN) Beer Blast with DJs Paul Ferrer and Reed. $3 domestics, $4 Jäger/Cuervo shots. 5pm–midnight; free. (TUE, 1ST/3RD) FootMen foot-fetish party 8pm, $10 (includes drink ticket). (TUE, LAST) Smokin Tuesday. Cigars, pipes and drink specials. 8pm; free. (WED) Jockstrap Wednesdays with DJ Mirch. $3 Jäger shots, Bud, Bud Light. 10pm; free. (THU) Code with DJ Grimes. $4 Bud Lights. Fetish dress required.10pm; free.

G LOUNGE 225 W 19th St (Seventh/Eighth) 212-929-1085, glounge.com— This round lounge is packed with gym dandies, Latino lotharios and cute Chelsea boys. 4pm–4am daily. No cover. (HAPPY HOUR) $4 house drinks and $3 domestic beer. 4pm–9pm (FRI) t.g.i.g./Hottie Hour with DJs Smokey at 4pm and Drew G at 9pm. (SAT) Bounce with DJ Dr. Brooks. 7pm. (SUN) Küte by Mark Lander and Franco DiLuzio. Matty Maggiacomo, Joey Israel and Joey Murray and Epiphany host w/DJ Xavier. Go-gos, drink specials. 9pm–1am; free. (MON) Fresh with DJ Dr. Brooks. (TUE) BoyBox by Franco DiLuzio and Mark Lander with DJ Cazwell and host Joey Israel. Go-go dancers. 10pm–2am; free. (WED) DiLF. Colton Ford and Angelo Peterson host daddy party,10pm. (THU) Gorgeous by Franco and Mark with DJ Lina. Go-gos. 9:30pm. GYM SPORTSBAR/LOCKERROOM 167 Eighth Ave (18th/19th), 212337-2439, gymsportsbar.com— The all-gay sports bar has two floors of jock action and multiple flatscreen TVs. Mon–Thu 4pm–2am, Fri 4pm–4am, Sat 1pm–4am, Sun 1pm– 2am. (HAPPY HOUR) Mon–Fri 2-for-1 drinks 4pm–9pm (FRI) Lock Down with guest DJs and $5 pink cocktails in the Locker Room. 10pm. (FRI, 1ST/3RD) Varsity w/DJ Dawson. 10pm. (SAT) Game Day! $3 drafts and $2.50 bottles Bud/Bud Light specials 1pm–9pm. Flexed with guest DJ and $5 Pink cocktails in the Locker Room. 10pm (SUN) Feel Good. Bud/Bud Light $3 drafts and $2.50 bottles 1pm–9pm. $3 wells and DJ Smokey at 9pm. (SUN) Mix Tape with DJ MK (R&B, hip-hop) $3 wells. 7pm–2am. (MON) Frat Party. DJ Drew. $4 Long Islands and Bud pitchers. 9pm. (TUE) Martes Madness. $4 Margaritas and Coronas. 9pm. (WED) Wrecked. $2.50 Bud/Bud Light bottles. 9pm. (THU) Absolut Athletic Attraction Disorder with DJ Dr. Brooks. $5 Absolut cocktails. 9pm. RAWHIDE 212 Eighth Ave (21st St) 212-242-9332— Butch daddies and Marlboro men play in Chelsea’s original dive. Gogos nightly. 10am–4am daily. No cover. VIEW BAR 232 Eighth Ave (21st/22nd

Sts) 212 929-2243, viewbarnyc.com— Easy breezy aura attracts a crowd of chit-chatters and those watching the gay parade outside. Mon–Fri 7pm–4am, Sat–Sun 2pm–4am. (HAPPY HOUR) 4pm–9pm (FRI) Edge Fridays w/DJs. (SAT) View Bar Saturdays with classics, pop and R&B. $3 bloody Marys, screwdrivers and mimosas 2pm–6pm. Free. (SUN) $5 Desperate iced teas 8pm–11pm. $3 domestics. Go-gos. Free. (MON) Woof! with Mike Dreyden. Porn stars, $2 Bud Light, $3 MGD. 7pm; $5. (TUE) 2-4-1 Bud, Bud Lite and Rolling Rock. Free pool. 10pm (WED) $5 Cosmos 9pm–2am. Free. (THU) Margarita Madness. $1 frozen margaritas and frozen cosmos 8pm–2am. Free.

XES 157 W 24th St (Sixth/Seventh Aves) 212-604-0212, xesnyc.com— Cute Chelsea boys and sporty types crowd the lounge inside and the smoking patio in back. Wed– Sun 4pm–4am, Mon–Tue 4pm–2am. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks weekdays 4pm–9pm; (FRI) DJ T-Boy (classics). 9pm. (SAT) Xessive Saturdays with DJ Adam Joseph. 2-for-1 well, beer and wine midnight–1am. 9pm. (SUN) Sing Out Sister karaoke with Peppermint. TJ the DJ (pop). $3 Coors/Coors Light 4pm–9pm. 9pm. (MON) Music videos with TJ the DJ. $5 martinis. 9pm. (TUE) Dallas DuBois' Love Lounge. Dating Game–type show with giveaways. 10pm. (WED) Humpday Karaoke w/Tina Burner. 10pm. (THU) Music videos with TJ the DJ. Chelsea Classics ticket stub earns a free drink. 9pm. WESTSIDE TAVERN 360 W 23rd St (Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-366-3738, westsidetavern.com— (FRI, 1ST/3RD) Snaxx by DJs Rich King and Gustavo. Muscle bears and daddy lovers in basement. 10pm; $5.

Clubs>>> CLUB 20 20 W 20th St (Fifth/Sixth Aves), 212-633-0934— (SUN) Male dancers w/champagne rooms and table-dancing. 2-for-1 Happy Hour 5pm–7pm. 5pm–1am; cover varies ELEVATE at 390 Eighth Ave (btwn 29th/30th Sts) 212 714-8149— Bi-level state-of-the-art lounge with crystal chandeliers and large dance floors. (FRI) TGIF w/Khary and Ray. $5 vodka drinks till 7pm. 6pm–10pm (FRI) Uncut Fridays with Louis “Loca” and hosts Yamil, Mickey, J-Sin and Alonso. DJs Lord G, Beyond, Paul Wonder and Veras. Latin go-gos, $1 drinks till 11pm. 10pm; free before midnight/$5 with invite/$10. (SAT) Crisis on Eighth Avenue. Daniel Nardicio, Michael T, Chris Ryan, Cynthia Powell, Rich King and rotating DJs 10pm; $10. (SUN) Relapse. Party for men of color. 9pm; $5 before midnight/$10. (MON) Papi. Latin Night w/hosts Tyra Allure and Laritza Dumont and DJs Nesto, MK, Be-

yond and Divo. 9pm; free before 11pm/$5 (TUE) Trashed. Yuhua Hamasaki hosts DJs

Scotty Rox and Todd Donocourt. 10pm; free.

HIRO BALLROOM at The Maritime Hotel, 363 W 16th St (Ninth Ave), 212 2434300, themaritimehotel.com— (SUN) Cuckoo Club with Erich Conrad, Lincoln Palsgrov and DJ Honey Dijon. 10pm; free. THE PARK 118, Tenth Ave (17th/18th Sts), joshwoodproductions.com— (THU) Fox. Josh Wood and Jared Needle

present DJ Sparber. 2-for-1 drinks till 11pm. 10pm; free.

REBEL 251 W 30th St (Seventh/Eighth Aves), 212-695-2747, rebelnyc.com— (FRI) The F Word. Michael Formika Jones and Mark Nelson host DJs Lina and Caswell, Amanda Lepore and Joey Israel. 10pm; $10 before midnight/$15 general admission. RUSH 579 Sixth Ave (16th/17th) 212741-4918, boiparty.com— Remember your sophomore year of college? This club formerly known as Heaven relives it nightly. (FRI) Keg Fridays w/DJ John Marto. $2 Bud draft. $10 w/invite;$15 (FRI, 1ST/3RD) Sugar Daddy w/Paul Short hosts butch homos upstairs at the twink haven.10pm; $3 (SAT) Drama. Dance night from Alan Picus, Steve Sidewalk and Charles Winters. 10pm; $15. 18+ SECRET 525 W 29th St (10th/11th Aves), 212-268-5580—Black and Latino hotties lounge on velvet banquettes at this far West Chelsea lounge. Fris–Sats only. (SAT) JC from The Heat presents DJ Ironbound (hip-hop, house) with Hype Man and MC TQ. Male and female dancers. $5 shots and drinks. 10pm; $5 before midnight/$10. SPLASH 50 W 17th St (Fifth/Sixth) 212-691-0073, splashbar.com— Both floors are still going strong at this legendary gay dancehall. 4pm–4am daily. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 4pm–9pm (FRI) Man Bar by Jason McCarthy w/guest DJs and rentboy.com models. 10pm–6am; cover varies. (SAT) Stud Search w/Kenny Dash. 8pm. John Blair Saturdays by John Blair and Beto Sutter. Circuit DJs, guest performers and gogos. 10pm–6am; $15 w/ JB card til 1am/$20. (SUN) Bingo with Ginger Snapt downstairs. $2 drafts. 5pm–8pm; free. Sunday School by Dougie Meyer with DJs Lady Bunny and Steve Sidewalk (pop). 8pm; free. (SUN, FIRST) Bawdville. Go-Go Harder, DJ Susan Levine and boylesque. Midnight; $5. (MON) Musical Mondays w/VJ John Bantay (showtunes and video) 7pm–midnight. $5. Curtain Call w/ Emily McNamara. Broadway guests perform. Midnight; $5. (TUE) Karaoke Idol w/Ginger Snapt. $400 cash prize. 7pm. Twink Tuesdays w/Dougie Meyer and DJ Steven Sidewalk. 10pm;$5 before 11pm/ $10 after. 18+ (WED) America’s Next Top Bottom @ 8pm. Ocean by Nathan W, Nathan S and Yamil X. DJs MK and Beyond (hip-hop, house). Go-gos and performances. 10pm; $5 before

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POSH

554 W 28th St

THE EAGLE

525 W 29th St

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XES

390 Eighth Ave

ELEVATE

656 Ninth Ave

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301 W 39th St

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BAR-TINI ULTRA LOUNGE

369 W 46th St

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331 W 51st St

VLADA

344 W 52nd St

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618 W 46th St

PACHA

401 W 47th St

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405 W 51st St

THERAPY 348 W 52nd St

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40 E 58th St

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ARIES (MARCH 21–APRIL 20) Go with the flow and accept being influenced by others’ temporary memory loss and confusion. Don’t buy something you can’t afford just to make yourself feel better!

TAURUS (APRIL 21–MAY 21) Others who don’t understand your range of flavors may question your shift in fashion, décor and flings. It may confuse those used to a certain routine, but they’ll get over it!

PARTIES

11pm/$10 general. (THU) Campus Thursdays by Alan Picus w/John Marto, Vito Fun and Steve Sidewalk (pop). 10pm; free before midnight with student ID/$5 without/$10 general admission.

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GEMINI (MAY 22–JUNE 21) Don’t ruin a good thing by allowing ego to outshine your true personality. Instead talk from a deeper part of your soul and you’ll be surprised to see the soul connections that are made!

CANCER (JUNE 22–JULY 23) Doing your best to avoid rejection costs too much vital energy. Enjoy the who, what and where surrounding you! Sort out conflicts between thoughts and emotions bit by bit.

LEO (JULY 24–AUGUST 23) Blessings pop out of thin air; know the signs and grab opportunities that open to better tomorrows! Say the right thing to the right person at the right time and voila! Instant new life!

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VIRGO (AUGUST 24–SEPTEMBER 23) Testing deeper levels of your conscience means taking steps out of your comfort zone. Trade ideas with others who contribute to society at large; you’ll like what you see!

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24–OCTOBER 23) Get lovers or friends to try new things in their sex life, diet or wines they drink. Breathe new life into tired routines. Stimulate fresh conversation and invite new friends into the circle!

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24–NOVEMBER 22) Some deep conversation with a surprising individual may just help you change your perspective on people in general. As exciting as it is, don’t go too far and ruin a good thing!

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 –DECEMBER 22) Get the new job with the higher salary first; don’t spend the hypothetical first paycheck on yourself as a reward. Keep a checklist of what you’ll be able to do, but don’t spend it all at once!

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 –JANUARY 20) We all make mistakes; you just don’t like to admit to it! Meet others halfway and be pleasantly surprised if they do the same. Don’t let your ego get in the way of compromise!

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21–FEBRUARY 19) Expect to be the flavor of the week; brace for some confusing tug-of-war with your heart and dreams. It’s just the ebb and flow of those who can’t decide what they want as fast as you can!

PISCES (FEBRUARY 20–MARCH 20) Contribute your brilliant ideas to every conversation you’re involved in. Though there may be challenges from the usual suspects, proving you’re right comes with time and actions!

Bars>>> BOOTS & SADDLE 76 Christopher St (7th Ave/Bleecker), bootsnsaddle.com, 212633-1986— This old-school Christopher Street mainstay welcomes a casual crowd. Go-gos after 7pm. Noon–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) $3 beer, soda and well drinks noon–8pm daily. (FRI) Paradise Lost w/DJ Robert Maril. $5 top-shelf drink specials. 9pm. (SAT) Guest DJs. 9pm. (SUN) Karaoke with Victoria Chase at 8pm. (MON) Karaoke with Victoria Chase at 8pm. (TUE) Nicky & Aaron's Fagtastic Comedy Show 8pm–9:30pm; Dallas DuBois peforms at 10:30pm. (WED) The Diva Challenge. 8:30pm (THU) Drag show CHI CHIZ 135 Christopher St (Hudson/Greenwich), 212-462-0027— The brothers come to Chi-Chiz, where cheery African-American men await. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 5pm–9pm CUBBYHOLE 281 W 12th St (Fourth St), 212-243-9041, cubbyholebar.com— This low-frills nabe bar is equally popular with fags and dykes. Mon–Fri 4pm–2am and Sat–Sun 2pm–4am. (HAPPY HOUR) Half-price drinks 4pm– 7pm Mon–Sat THE DUPLEX 61 Christopher St (Seventh Ave), 212-255-5438, theduplex.com— Two-level piano bar trills with cute actors, cabaret gals and old-fashioned showtune queens. 4pm–4am. (HAPPY HOUR) $3 beers, $4 wines and wells 4pm–8pm Mon-Fri THE HANGAR 115 Christopher St (Hudson/Bleecker), 212-627-2044, myspace.com/hangarnyc— No-frills bar appealing to bearded blue-jean guys. Mon–Sats 3pm–4am, Sun 1pm–4am. No cover. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 3pm–9pm JULIUS 159 W 10th St (Waverly Pl), 212243-1928— Come for the friendly locals stay for the mouthwatering—and cheap— burgers at New York’s oldest gay bar— 1860s anyone! 11am–4am daily. (HAPPY HOUR) 4pm–9pm (THU) Julius w/DJ Damian Cote. 10pm. (THU, MONTHLY) Mattachine with P.J. DeBoy. DJs John Cameron Mitchell and Amber Martin (vintage, vinyl). 9pm. THE LGBT CENTER, 208 W 13th St (Seventh/Greenwich Aves), 212-620-7310, gaycenter.org— New York’s headquarters for all things gay, including meetings, clubs, mixers, talks and dances. (SAT, 2ND/4TH) Dance:208 by Joe Fiore. Guest DJs. 9pm–1am; $6 members/$10

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LIPS Two Bank St (Seventh Ave), 212-6757710, lipsnyc.com— Bingo, bachelorette parties and brunches with drag queens. Shows at 7pm nightly. Sun–Thu 5:30pm– 1pm, Fri–Sat 5:30pm–1:30am. Free. (FRI) Glitz and Glamour w/Ariel Sinclair. 7:30pm and 9:30pm. (FRI) The Dirty Show w/Ariel Sinclair. 11:30pm. (SAT) Glitz and Glamour w/Ariel Sinclair. 7:30pm and 9:30pm. (SAT) The Dirty Show w/Ariel Sinclair. 11:30pm. (SUN) Gospel Brunch w/Ginger Snap. Noon–4pm. (SUN) Big Fat Juicy Sunday Dinners w/ All Beef Patty. 7pm. (TUE) Drag Idol Karaoke with Peppermint. $1 shot specials. Open mic. 9pm. (WED) Bitchy Bingo with Yvonne Lamé and Ginger Snap. $500 top prize. 9:30pm. (THU) Dinner with the Divas with Jesse Volt. 7pm–11pm. MARIE’S CRISIS 59 Grove St (Seventh/Bleecker), 212-243-9323— Camaraderie and B’way sing-alongs abound in this historic piano bar. 4am–4pm daily. Free. THE MONSTER 80 Grove St (Seventh Ave), manhattan-monster.com, 212-9243558— This old-school staple sparkles with loyal locals singing showtunes upstairs and drag shows, go-go boy antics and dancing down below. Mon–Fri 4pm–4am, Sat–Sun 2pm–4am. (HAPPY HOUR) 4pm–9pm Mon–Fri. (FRI) Shut the F**k Up and Dance. DJ David Marc, burlesque go-gos. $4.25 vodka breezes. 10pm–4am; $7. (SAT) Plenty of Gays in this Village. 10pm–4am; $7. (SUN) Sabroso Hi-Tea Sundays with DJs Steve Oliveri (5:30pm) and Tony Cruz (10pm). $4 Long Islands, Heineken, $3.25 Rolling Rock. 5:30pm; free before 10pm/$5. (MON) Sabor Latino with Barbara Herr and DJ Tony Cruz, go-gos. Performance at 11pm. $4 Cuba Libres and Coronas.10pm; $6. (TUE) Retro Nite. DJ Michael Wilson spins golden-oldie gay dance hits. (WED) Wheel Of Foreskin. Jesse Volt and DJ Steven Oliveri. Show at 11pm. $100 cash prize. $3 Bud, Ultra and Rolling Rock. 10pm; free. (THU) Growl w/DJ Cori Spano. Bear-friendly night. $3 Bud, Rolling Rock and Michelob Ultra, $4 Coronas and LI iced teas. 10pm; free. PIECES 8 Christopher St (Gay St/Greenwich Ave), piecesbar.com, 212-929-9291— NYU gays rally amid the streamers for live shows and karaoke. Tue–Sat 2pm–4am, Sun–Mon 2pm–2am. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 2pm–8pm $2 domestics and wells, $3 imports Mon–Fri. (FRI) Red Carpet Friday with DJ Naughty. 10pm; free. (FRI, MONTHLY) Underwear party w/DJ Kevin B. Two free drinks with clothes check. (SAT, SUN, MON) Liquid Brunch. $4 Long Islands and $3 margaritas, kir royals, Bloody Marys and mimosas. 2pm–8pm.

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(SAT) Guest DJs. Theme parties. $1 shotboy shots. (SUN) Balls To The Wall Bingo with Vodka Stinger. 5pm. (MON, 3RD) Too Ugly For TV with Vodka Stinger and Talulah de Bayous. 10pm. (MON) B-Movie Monday. Popcorn and classic movies. 9pm. (TUE) Karaoke with Logan Hardcore and Matt. 8:30pm. (WED) Porno Bingo with Will Clark and pornstar guests. 8pm-10pm; $1 to play. (WED) Win, Loose or Draw with Vodka Stinger. $4 Martinis. 10:30pm; free. (WED) Pieces of Broadway. Vodka Stinger VJs Broadway showtunes. Midnight. (THU) Post Office. Gay dating mixer. $2 Miller Lite with college ID. 9pm. (THU) Sluts & The City. Dating game with Holly Kaust. Midnight.

rockbarnyc.com— Gymbar veterans have taken over the old Ramrod. Mon-Wed 4pm–2am; Thu, Fri 4pm–4am; Sat 1pm–4am; Sun 1pm–2am. Free (HAPPY HOUR) Mon-Fri 4pm-9pm; $2.50 well, $4 call, $2.50 domestics and $3 imports. (FRI) T.G.I.F. $5 Jim Beam all night. (SAT) Petting Zoo. DJs Ernie Cote and Corey TuT, live bands. 10pm. (SUN) Rockbear. Beer blast w/Joe Fiore, hot dogs, $3 Bud/Bud Light. (MON) Unplugged w/Dan Crowley. Live music, free pool, $3 PBR. (TUE) Pool tournament. $2 Bud/Bud Lite. 6pm. (WED) Hump Day. $5 Sauza tequila and rock shots. (THU, 4TH) Beareoke. $3 Corona and Jägermeister shots, $5 Svedka. 8pm.

queens and DJ Susan Levine. Upstairs. 9pm–1am. (MON) Bitchy Bingo with Kenny Dash. (MON, 1ST) Tom Ragú Comedy Revue. Free (two-drink minimum). (WED) Stonewall Sensation. Amateur singers perform.10pm (THU) Anything Goes Thursday Karaoke 9pm–midnight. DJ Stacy midnight–close.

RF LOUNGE 531 W. Hudson St (@ Charles St), 917-262-0836, rflounge.com— Lesbian fave Rubyfruit is reborn as this cocktail lounge that still draws the ladies. Sun–Thu 4pm–2am; Fri, Sat 4pm–4am (HAPPY HOUR) 4pm–7pm daily. Halfprice cocktails and beer. (WED) Get Real. Boys’ night w/host Eddie R and rotating DJs, including Flotilla DeBarge. $5 well drinks all night. 9pm–2am

STONEWALL INN 53 Christopher St (btwn Seventh Ave/Waverly Pl) 212-4882705, thestonewallinnnyc.com— Owners may change, but the loyal locals will always remain at this landmark piano bar. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 2pm–8pm (FRI) Happy Karaoke. Upstairs. 6pm–10pm. (FRI) Red Light District with guest DJs. Gogo dancers. 10pm–2am; free. (SAT, 3RD) New York Boys of Leather. Monthly fetish/leather party. 10pm. (nybol.org) (SUN) Invasion with guest Fire Island drag

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TY’S 114 Christopher St (Hudson/Bleecker), 212-741-9641— Ye olde gay tavern teems with friendly and devoted patrons. Mon–Sun 2pm–4am. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) $3.50 well drinks, $2 off top shelf, $2 off beers, beers and 2-for-1 cocktails 4pm–8pm.

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Bars>>> B BAR 40 E Fourth St (Bowery) 212-475-2220, bbarandgrill.com— (TUE) Beige with guest DJs and fashionable crowd. 10pm; free. THE BOILER ROOM 86 E Fourth St (First/Second Aves), boilerroomnyc.com, 212-

254-7536— Arty hipsters stew with their salt-and-pepper elders and dirt cheap drinks. 4pm–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 4-8pm 2-for-1 beers and well liquor. $3.50 house liquor and $2.50 PBR. 10pm–4am daily.

THE COCK 29 Second Ave (First/Second Sts), thecockbar.com— There is no dish spicier, skankier or sexier than this infamous E. Village bird. Viva le coq! 11pm–4am daily. (FRI) Black Cock. Mr. Black presents DJ Daryl Raymond and hosts Chicken Little, Black Eddie11pm-4am; $10. (SAT) Poppers with DJ Nashom. 11pm; cover varies. (SUN) Sperm with DJ Man Parrish. Go-gos. 10pm; $5 before midnight/$10 after. (SUN,1ST) Sperm vs. Rentman with DJ Man Parrish. 11pm; $5–$10 after. (TUE) Big Gulp w/DJ KindBuddy and Big Momma Thang. 11pm. (WED) Dirty Pop. DJ Drew, go-gos and drink specials. 11pm. (THU) Cockeyed w/DJ Scott Ewalt. 11pm; $5. DESIRE 45 W Eighth St (btwn Fifth/Sixth Aves), 646-454-9950, desirebarny.com— (HAPPY HOUR) Half-price food and drink; free quesadilla w/drink. 3pm–9pm (THU) AfterEffect. Post-work party. $3 martinis, beer and wine from 5:30pm–7pm.

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EASTERN BLOC 505 E Sixth St (A/B Aves), 212-777-2555, easternblocnyc.com— The Iron Curtain comes down in this bar, packed tighter than a sardine can with E-Vill boys. Strong drinks, kick-ass DJs and hot go-gos. 7pm–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drafts and wells, $2 Cosmos, Margaritas and Kamikazes (FRI) Bloc Party w/DJs Darren and Gabe. 10pm. (SAT) Blocaholic with DJs X and Y. 10pm. (SUN) Love Hangover with DJ Gant Johnson (disco, soul, garage). $1 Bud and Bud Light. 9pm–2am. (MON) Big SexyLand w/ DJ Sherry Vine. Open bar 11pm–11:30pm. 10pm. (TUE) Spunknik w/DJ Ernie Cote and Bianca Del Rio. Best-body contest and free PBR from 10pm-11pm. 9pm (WED) Good Times with DJ Sparber. $4 Buds and Svedka. 9pm. (THU) Contact with DJ Bob Reyes. 10pm. LUCKY CHENG’S 24 First Ave (First/Second Sts), 212-473-0516, planetluckychengs.com— Asian drag karaoke and dining. Shows nightly at 8:30pm Sun– Thu, 8pm and 10pm Fri–Sat. 3pm-4am daily. (FRI, 1ST/3RD) Clean with Cameron Dailey and DJs Deputy and Big Ragoo. $5 wells and $2 domestics. $3 before midnight/$5. NOWHERE 322 E 14th St (First/Second Aves), 212-477-4744— A low-to-no-key East Village pub with a great jukebox and cheap drinks. 3pm–4am daily. (HAPPY HOUR) $3 wells, $2 domestic beers, $2 PBR. Mon–Thu 3pm–9pm, Fri and Sat 3pm–8pm. (FRI) We R The Handclaps w/DJ As If. New Wave, punk, nerdcore. 10pm. (FRI, MONTHLY) He’s A Rebel with DJs Go Karff and As If (vintage rock). 2-for-1 Happy Hour from 1:30am–3am. 10pm. (SAT) Numbers w/DJ Jeff Jackson. 10pm. (SAT, FOURTH) Double Headed Disco with DJs Pete Money, Disco Connie and Jeff Jackson (disco).10pm. (SUN, 1ST) Beetlejuice with DJ Chauncey D (’80s, ’90s). 10pm. (SUN, 2ND) DJ Damien. Free pizza and pool. 10pm. (SUN, 3RD) b-List with DJ Chaotiqueer and shows by Amber Martin and Ferro. 9pm. (SUN, 4TH) Homo Superior w/DJ Jonathan Warman (indie, rock, disco). $3 drafts, $2 beers and free pizza. 10pm; free. (MON) Macho Mondays. Tommy G and DJ Rico. Latin night. Go-go dancers. 10pm; $5 (TUE) Buddies with DJ Damian and guests. Bear Night. 10pm. (WED) Lush with DJs Big Ragoo and Steven Levan (pop, classics). 10pm. (WED, 1ST) Coinslot with DJ Chaotiqueer and Dandylion. 10pm. (WED, LAST) Freaks Read with guest writers. 8pm. (THU) Sound Bytes with DJs Aldo Hernandez and Damien. 10pm. PHOENIX 447 E 13th St (First/Ave A), 212-477-9979— Alterna-dudes, an indie jukebox and good drinks. Have you risen

wells 4pm-8pm. (SUN, ALT) Sh*t Show w/Mona Mour. 8pm (TUE) Bitchin’ Flow. DJ Go-Karff, guest spinners and half-priced drafts. 10pm. (THU) Denim Shorts w/A Martini (rock, metal, punk, indie). Draft beers $3. 10pm.

UC LOUNGE 87 Ludlow St (Broome/Delancey Sts), 212-677-1100, unclecharliesnyc.com— The Midtown piano bar Uncle Charlie’s births an equally inviting downtown offspring. 4pm–4am. Free. URGE 33 Second Ave (Second St), 212-533-5757, theurgenyc.com— Gawk at the go-go gods with the rest of the masses at this no-attitude bar. 4pm–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 4pm– 10pm; $9 16oz mojitos and L.I. iced teas. (FRI) Same-Sex Scene with DJs Guto. Gogos. 10pm. (SAT) Saturday Urges DJ Guto. Go-gos. 10pm. (MON) Money Wheel w/Paulina and DJ David . $100 jackpot.10pm. (TUE) Meat Market with DJ Guto. Go-gos. 10pm. (WED) Ass Wednesdays. $100 hot-ass contest w/ Logan Hardcore. DJ Guto. Go-gos. (THU) The Barracks with DJ Guto (80s). Gogos.11pm. WOODY’S 31 Second Ave (First/Second Sts), 212-777-0774— The gay strip of Second Avenue gets a new laid-back watering hole. 8pm–4am daily. No cover. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks and free pizza 4pm–9pm. (FRI) Go-Go 40 Fridays. Bartenders in underwear, $40 bar tab for pole-dancers. $5 sangria. DJ Prince. (SAT) Family Function w/Ladyfag and rotating DJs. 10pm (SUN) Tea dance w/DJ Prince (retro). $4 mimosas, Bloody marys, Coors Light, wells. 8pm. (TUE) Ho Down Barn Dance. Sahara Davenport hosts w/DJ Brenda Black. 10pm. (WED) Party Wednesdays. Rotating DJs w/freak show at 1am. $3 Coors light and shot specials.

Clubs>>> CAKE SHOP 152 Ludlow St (btwn Stanton/Rivington), 212-253-0036, cakeshop.com— (SAT, 1ST) QxBxRx with DJs Sir Loins, GoKarff and A.Martini. Guest DJs and queer bands perform. Go-go dancers. $5 before 11pm/$8 general admission. (myspace.com/qxbxrx)

SOHO/TRIBECA

Clubs>>> GREENHOUSE 150 Varick St (Vandam St), greenhouseusa.com, 212-719-4479— (SUN) Vandam by Susanne Bartsch and

Kenny Kenny with Chuck Attix, Desi Monter and Ladyfag. Guest DJs, performers and open vodka bar till 11pm. 10pm; free.

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HELL’S KITCHEN

Bars>>> 9TH AVE SALOON 656 Ninth Ave (45th/46th Sts) 212-307-1503— Hell’s Kitchen’s long-running gay dive. 11am–4am .

McNamara 10pm. (SUN, 2ND) Paige Turner Show. 10pm. (SUN, LAST) Bianca del Rio and DJ Steven Paul 11pm. (MON) The Shequida Show. DJ Keo Nozari spins. 10pm. (TUE) Tune In Tuesdays w/Emily McNamara, guest singers and DJ Ted Arenas. (WED) Erika Wasser’s Comedy Show 8pm–10pm. Faggoty Feud w/Bianca del Rio and DJ Steven Paul. 11pm (WED, MONTHLY) Standup Social.Comedy showcase. 8pm; free. (THU) Showtunes Thursdays w/Emily McNamara and Broadway singers. DJ Tony Bilt. 10pm; free.

BARRAGE 401 W 47th St (Ninth/10th Aves), 212-586-9390— Drawn by the latenight happy hour, sexy locals and midtown tourists make the rounds. 5pm–4am daily. (HAPPY HOUR) 5pm–8pm & 11pm–midnight, $2 of drinks. (FRI) SpeciMen with DJ David Scott. 9pm. (SAT) DJ David Serrano (pop, dance, electro). 9pm. (SUN) Bichin’ Beer Blast w/$2 drafts. 9pm. (MON) 1999. $3 Cosmos and frozen Cosmos. 5pm-close. (WED) Rocket with DJ Dru (rock). 9pm.

HIGH BAR 790 Eighth Ave (48/49th Sts), 212-956-1300, highbarnyc.com— (SUN) Summer Camp. Rooftop tea party from Michael Cohen and Kevin Wiltz w/DJ Marshal and hosts Mark Holcomb and Cameron Moir 1pm–8pm; free.

BAR-TINI ULTRA LOUNGE 642 Tenth Ave (btwn 45th/46th Sts), 917-3882897— The far west side of Hell’s Kitchen gets its own gay watering hole with this chichi martini lounge. 4pm–4am daily. Free (HAPPY HOUR) Half-priced drinks 4pm–8pm. (FRI) Flirt Fridays w/DJ Steven Paul (SAT) DJ Danni Echi. 10pm (SUN, 1ST) Showcase Sundays w/Emily

POSH 405 W 51st St (Ninth Ave), 212-9572222, poshbarnyc.com— Popular neighborhood hang keeps it simple with cheap booze, smoking patio, friendly staff and cute boys. 4pm–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) Half-price drinks 4pm– 8pm daily (FRI) TGI Fridays w/DJ Charles taking requests. 9pm. (SAT) Slammin’ Saturdays with DJ Clayma-

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tion. 9pm. (SUN) Tea Dance Remix with DJ Scotty Rox at 4pm. Midnight Pizza Party with Mimi Imfurst, free pizza and guests. 11:30pm; free. (MON) Bing-Ho Bingo w/Ginger Snap and DJ Claymation. $3 draft-beer blast. 9pm. (TUE) Rock Star Karaoke w/live band backup and $5 well martinis. DJ Stacy. 10:30pm–12:30am. (WED) Show Pony. w/Go-Go Harder. Boylesque/variety acts.11pm. (THU) Almost There Thursdays. DJ Scotty Rox. $3 Coronas. 9pm.

THE RITZ 369 W 46th St (Ninth Ave), 212-333-4177— Hell’s Kitchen ’mos put on the ritz seven days a week with three floors of sleek nautical-inspired lounge action. 4pm–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) Half-priced drinks 4pm– 8pm. (FRI) Flex by Chris Ryan with host Ryan Christian and DJ Xavier (dance, pop). 10pm. (SAT) DJs JonJon Battles and Xavier w/host Ericka Toure Aviance. 10pm. (SUN) Confession. Dallas DuBois w/DJ Robert Maril. 3pm–9pm. (MON) Bianca del Rio and DJ Xavier. 10pm. (TUE) The Blonde Leading the Blonde. Sherry Vine and Epiphany perform. 10pm (WED) Rewind by Chris Ryan. $4 Sex On the Beach and vodka cranberry. Shaka-Convict and DJ Vito Fun (’80s, ’90s). 10pm. (WED) Video lounge. music videos and pop

tracks from DJ Giovanni, upstairs.10pm. (THU) Tease underwear party w/DJ David Serrano. Free clothes check and $1 drinks till 11pm. 10pm; free.

THERAPY 348 W 52nd St (Eighth/Ninth), 212-397-1700, therapy-nyc.com— Take two designer levels of young midtown professionals and call them in the morning. 5pm–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 5pm-8pm, 2-for-1 wells and drafts. (FRI) Fraternize w/DJ David Serrano. $7 vodka and Red Bull. 9pm, free. (SAT) Body Shot. DJ James Palmer. Drink specials. 9pm. (SUN) Electroshock Therapy Comedy Hour with Brad Loekle. $6 cosmos. 10pm. (MON) Psycho Babble. Eve Starr and Mimi Furst drag show w/DJ Scott Jones. 11pm. (TUE) Broadway Sessions with Ben D, Will Van Dyke and guests. Musicals variety show. DJ Aaron Elvis. $7 Absolut cocktails. 11pm. (WED) Cattle Call $150 talent contest with Peppermint. $6 Stoli. 11pm. VLADA 331 W 51st St (Eighth/ Ninth), 212-974-8030, vladabar.com— Two floors of sleek sophistication and New York’s only ice bar. 4pm–4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 4pm–8pm Mon–Fri, halfpriced drinks. 1am–2am discounts and drink specials. (FRI) Vicious w/DJ Pony and Logan Slaugh-

ter. $6 cocktails. 10pm. (SAT) Vice w/Chris Ryan and DJ Kindbud. Go-go boys, $7 cocktails. 15-minute open bar at 11pm and 2am. 10pm. (SUN) Jazz Sundays w/soul-food menu. 6pm–10pm. (THU) The Bianca Del Rio Show and DJ Steven Paul. $6 cocktails. 10pm (THU) Poz. Party for HIV+ and friends upstairs. $6 infused vodkas. 8pm–midnight.

Clubs>>> AMALIA 204 W 55th St (btwn Seventh Ave/Broadway), 212–245–1234, amalianyc.com— (FRI) Rockit by Brandon Voss and Tony Fornabaio with DJs Keo Nozari and Lady Bunny. Open bar till 11pm. 10pm; free. ESCUELITA 301 W 39th St (Eighth Ave), 212-631-0558, enyclub.com— Papis show their oro at this legendary Latino hang. (FRI) Secret with DJs Mary Mac, Oscar Perez. Go-gos. Angel Sheridan performs at 2:30am. 10pm; $1 drinks till 11pm. 10pm; cover varies. (SAT) Discotekka w/DJ Ray Lorenzo (hiphop, salsa, meringue, reggae). Angel Sheridan performs at 2am. 2-for-1 drink specials. 10pm; cover varies. (SUN) Tea Dance w/Harmonica Sunbeam and Sugga Pie Koko. Performance at 9:30pm. $1 drinks till 9pm. 8pm–midnight; cover varies. (SUN) Diva Search w/Princess Janae and DJ Relentless. 1am–4am; cover varies. (TUE) 4Play. Male revue with DJ Rico and host Tommy G. $5 wells, LI iced teas and beer. 10pm; free.18+ (THU) Boys 2 Men. DJ Unknown and Beyond (hip-hop, reggaeton). Go-go dancers. $1 drinks till 11pm. 10pm; free. 18+ HUDSON TERRACE 621 West 46th Street (11th Ave/West Side Hwy), 212-3159400, joshwoodproductions.com— (SUN) Rooftop. Josh Wood presents this oudoor dance party. 6pm–midnight; free. PROVIDENCE 311 W 57th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-307-0062,providencency.com— (SAT) Club 57 by Brandon Voss and Tony Fornabaio. Dance party w/ rotating DJs. Open bar till 11pm. 10pm; $10 before midnight/$15 general admission.

MIDTOWN EAST

Bars>>> EVOLVE 221 E 58th St (Second/Third Aves), 212-355-3395, evolvebarandloungenyc.com— This Midtown homo haunt has evolved into a sophisticated lounge destination. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) $5 well and, beers, $6 wines, $7 margaritas and cosmos. Sun–Wed 4pm–8pm, Thu 4pm–midnight, Fri and Sat 4pm–10pm. (FRI) The Dallas DuBois Show w/DJ Paul Leasure and Dallas Dubois. Pop and Broadway classics. 11pm. (SAT) Go-Go Dancers Galore w/DJ Paul

Leasure. 11pm. (SUN) Sleazebag Sundays w/DJ Paul Lea-

sure. 10pm. (MON) Meet a Man Monday. Sigles event (WED) Drink and Think Trivia. Get the answer right and win a shot. Hosted by Patrick. 10:30pm. (THU) Shopgirl Thursdays. Beauty and retail industry night w/happy hour till midnight. 8pm.

THE TOWNHOUSE 236 E 58th St (Second/Third Aves), 212-754-4649, townhouseny.com— Old and new love mingle as Cole Porter plays at this gentlemanly club. Piano music starts at 6pm everyday. Dress code enforced (no jeans or sneakers). 4pm– 4am daily. (HAPPY HOUR) 4pm–8pm daily, $1 off drinks. UNCLE CHARLIE’S 139 E 45th St (Third/Lexington Aves), 212-661-9097, unclecharliesnyc.com— This inviting piano bar attracts songbirds young and old. Mon–Sat 4pm–4am, Sat 3pm–4am. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 4pm-7pm daily. VIG 27 119 E 27th St (Park/Lexington Aves, 212-686-5500, vig27.com— Make a rainbow connection at Murray Hill’s only gay bar. Free Mon–Wed 5pm-2am; Thu, Fri 5pm–4am; Sat 6pm–4am; Sun 5pm–2am. (HAPPY HOUR) 4pm–8pm daily, $7 Absolut and $6 well and wine; $4 Vig 27 Ale. (MON) Sherrylicious. Sherry Vine sings Broadway and torch tunes. 9pm; free. (THU) A Corporate Affair. Joe Mode w/DJ Brenda Black. $5 vodka. 6pm–10pm; $5 (THU) Misty with a Side of Leather. Misty Meaner and Stormy Leather host genderbending burlesque. 11pm; free.

Clubs>>> THE WEB 40 E 58th St (Park/Madison), 212-308-1546, thewebnewyork.com— This niche club draws Gaysians and their friends. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 4pm–9pm.

UPPER EAST SIDE

Bars>>> BRANDY’S PIANO BAR 235 E 84th St (Second/Third Aves), 212-744-4949, brandyspianobarnyc.com— A simple piano bar with friendly staff and live music every night at 9:30pm. 4pm–4am daily. TOOL BOX 1742 Second Ave (90th/91st Sts), 212-348-1288, thetoolboxnyc.com— (HAPPY HOUR) 8pm-10pm daily, $2 off

UPPER WEST SIDE

Bars>> CANDLE BAR 309 Amsterdam Ave (74th/75th), 212-874-9155— The legend ignited long ago at this nabe haunt. Free.

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4pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am Mon-Fri, 3pm-4am Sat and Sun. (HAPPY HOUR) 4pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;9pm Monâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Fri and Satâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sun 3pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;9pm, $1 off beers and varied drink specials.

SUITE 992 Amsterdam Ave (109th), 212-222-4600, suitenyc.comâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; This cozy bar percolates with â&#x20AC;&#x2122;tude-free Columbia boys. 5pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am daily. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 5pm-8pm everyday

HARLEM/ WASH HEIGHTS

Bars>>> NO PARKING 4168 Broadway (176th/177th), 212-923-8700. Sunâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thu 5pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;3am and Frisâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sats 5pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am. Free. (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 drinks 6pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;10pm

BRONX

Bars>>> MI GENTE CAFE 1306 Unionport Rd (Westchester), 718-822-9274, migentecafe.comâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; 6 to Castle Hill Ave (TUE) Tipsy Tuesdays. DJs Manny Styles and Dynasty (R&B, house, Latin) w/Lady Jasmin and go-go boys and girls. All drinks $5 till midnight. 10pm; free. 18+ SKYLINE CAFĂ&#x2030; 3845 206th St (10th Ave), Bronx, 212-304-0068â&#x20AC;&#x201D; (TUE) Fabuloso Airways. Polaris Bomb and

DJ JeNRG. Latin party w/goâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;gos. 10pm; free before 11pm/$5.

BROOKLYN

Bars>>> EXCELSIOR 390 Fifth Ave (Sixth/Seventh), Park Slope, excelsiorbrooklyn.com, 718-832-1599â&#x20AC;&#x201D; A year-round garden patio,

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friendly crowd and rockinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; jukebox make this a popular spot for Brooklyn boys. Monâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Fri 6pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am, Satâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sun 2pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am. or to Ninth St and Fourth Ave (HAPPY HOUR) $2 Yuenglings and $1 off cocktails. Monâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Fri 6pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;8pm; Sat, Sun 2pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;7pm.

CLUB LANGSTON 1073 Atlantic Ave (Franklin/Classon Aves), Bedford-Stuyvesant, 718-622-5183, clublangston.comâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; Longstanding neighborhood gay pub serving drinks and drag. to Classon Ave. K&M 225 N 8th St (@Roebling St), Williamsburg, 718-388-3088â&#x20AC;&#x201D; (THU, 1ST) Xanadude. DJs Sean B and Deputy Jeff spin disco Italo and Xanadu-inspired pop. 10pm; free. METROPOLITAN 559 Lorimer St (Metropolitan/Devoe), Williamsburg, 718-5994444, myspace.com/metropolitan11211â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Alty music lovers and hip smokers argue on the patio over who loves this bar more. 3pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4am daily. Free. or to Metropolitan Aveâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Lorimer St (HAPPY HOUR) 2-for-1 domestics and wells 3pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;8pm (FRI) Tough Titties w/DJ Miss Guy (rock, pop). Open bar till 11pm. 10pm (FRI, 1ST) Divine Decadence. DJs Dario Speedwagon and Michael (rock, pop). 10pm (SAT) Craft Magic. Hank Star and Steven Mac oversee craft projects. 2-for-1 drinks. 3pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;10pm (SUN) Service Industry Sundays. DJ Amber Valentine (pop, electro). Hot tamales, $2 Bud and Bud Lite. 10pm (MON) Club Action. DJs Justin and Daniel (crunk, hip-hop), w/2-for-1 drinks. $1 PBR from 10pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;close. 7pm. (TUE) Queeraoke. Karaoke w/$3 well drinks. 10pm (TUE, 1ST/3RD) SRSLY LOL. H. Alan Scott and Bryan Wilson host comics @ 9pm; Queeroke @ 10pm (WED) Girls! Girls! Girls! Jen Urban and Veronica w/guest DJs. $2 PBRs. 10pm (THU) Solid. DJ Eugene Tambourine (club, New Wave, techno) w/2-for-1 drafts. 10pm. STARLITE LOUNGE 1086 Bergen St (Nostrand) 718-771-3340,

starlitelounge.piczo.comâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; New York Cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s oldest black-owned gay bar. 2pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;2am daily. A to Nostrand Ave (HAPPY HOUR) 2pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;9pm daily

SUGARLAND 221 N Ninth St (Driggs/Roebling), 718-599-4044, myspace.com/sugarlandbklynâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; On a desolate Wâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;burg avenue, this hip bar dazzles with awesome performances and dirty dancing. to Bedford Ave (FRI) Le Freak with guest DJs, go-gos and $1 shots. 10pm; $5. (FRI, 3RD) Hey Queen. $5 (SAT) Say Say Chay Chay w/ Dj Emjay (pop), go-gos and dancing. $5 (SUN) Dirty House Powder Party w/DJ Emjay (house) and hosts Ms. Kim and Pauly Paul. 2-for-1 well drinks. 10pm; free. (MON) Karaoke with Dj Dan Paul and bartender Bryan Black $2 PBR. 10pm; free (TUE) Cream of Sugarland. Ms. Kim hosts open-mic night w/featured performers. 2-for1 draft beers. 10pm; free. (WED, 1ST/3RD) Cherry Pop. Lady Blue w/DJ Pop Daddy (WED, 2ND/4TH) Mmm. DJs Bryan Black and Larry Sparkman. $3 well all night (THU) Girlsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Night. $6 beers and shots specials. 10pm; free.

QUEENS

Bars>>> ALBATROSS 36-19 24th Ave (37th St), Astoria, 718-204-9045, albatrossbar.comâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; Weekly drink specials and entertainment keeps this a popular spot with the locals. 5pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am Tueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sun. Free. N to Astoria Blvd (HAPPY HOUR) Sun, Tueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thu 6pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;9pm (FRI) Karaoke w/Vanessa Val TrĂŠ. $2 hourly shot specials, $7 pints all night. 11:30pm. (SAT) Hooch w/Mimi Imfurst and DJ Cory Tut. $7 pints and shot specials (SUN) Movie night w/Marcos. all-night happy Hour. 9pm.. BUM BUM BAR 63-14 Roosevelt Ave (63rd/64th), Woodside, Queens, 718-6514145â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Queer Latino speakeasy with a fiery dance floor. Fri and Sat only.

7 to 61st St

FRIENDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TAVERN 78-11 Roosevelt Ave (78th/79th), Jackson Heights, 718-3977256â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 7 to 82nd St (HAPPY HOUR) Half-priced wells and domestic beers 4pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;9pm, Sunâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Fri (FRI) Latin Fridays with DJ Yayo. 10pm; free. (SAT) Hot Saturdays with guest DJs (Rumba). 10pm; free. (SUN) Sabroso Sunday. 10pm; free. LOS RECUERDOS BAR 79-15 Roosevelt Ave (80th/79th Sts), 718-672-7505â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Laid-back gay hang is as diverse musically as it is ethnically. 4pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am. Free. 7 to 82nd Stâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Jackson Hts (FRI) Sanctuary with Laritza Dumont and DJ Z. $3 vodka cocktails till midnight. $5 Long Island iced teas. 10pm. (SAT) Sabor Latino. Latin night. $2 tequila shots. $5 Long Island iced teas. 10pm. (SUN) Caution w/Princess Janae and DJ Rico. $3 beers and $5 cocktails. Midnight. THE MUSIC BOX 40-08 74th St (@ Broadway), Elmhurst, 718-424-8312â&#x20AC;&#x201D; A neighborhood Latin bar great for finding fun and new friends. No cover. E to Roosevelt Aveâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Jackson Heights (HAPPY HOUR) 4pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;9pm XCENTRIC 34-01 36th Ave (@ 34th St), Astoria, 718-361-0022â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the former Lavish Lounge still offers boywatching without the Manhattan atittude. Tueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sun 7pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am. N to 36th Ave (FRI) Sexpot w/DJ Sassy and Samara. Drag performances. 10pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am. $10. (WED) Gay Idol. Singing contest w/Kitten Withuwip and DJ Real Girl. $100 prize. 10:30pm; free.

Clubs>>> CLUB ATLANTIS 76-19 Roosevelt Ave (77th), Jackson Heights, clubatlantisnyc.com, 718-457-3939 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Upscale mega Latin club packed with Queensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; hottest queens. Open 4pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4am. 7, E, , or to 74th Stâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Roosevelt Ave. (HAPPY HOUR) Daily 4pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;9pm

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The Kid

Everyday Rapture

EVERYDAY RAPTURE THE KID

BY DAVID HURST ollowing a critically acclaimed Off-Broadway run at 2econd Stage last year, it’s easy to imagine that Sherie Rene Scott and her collaborators are thanking their lucky stars—in this case, Megan Mullally and the Roundabout, following the Roundabout’s decision to yank Lips Together, Teeth Apart after Mullally’s decision to leave the production over “artistic differences.” Truth be told, it’s the Roundabout who should be getting down on their knees to kiss Scott’s feet and thank her for saving their season—and their ass! For the show’s part, Everyday Rapture is wry, smart and funny send-up of autobiographical one-man shows that’s neither completely autobiographical nor one-man. Raised in Topeka, Kansas as a half-Mennonite who loved Jesus, Scott was also an aspiring performer who loved Judy Garland and Mr. Rogers even more, and she eventually moved to New York where she’s starred in such shows as The Last Five Years, Aida, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and The Little Mermaid. With Everyday Rapture, the gayest musical in New York next to La Cage aux Folles, Scott’s diva and gay icon status are now firmly secure, not that it was ever in doubt! Seemingly out of nowhere, the infant 2010–11 theater season took its first breath and screamed last week with the best musical of the year. Based on a book by sex advice columnist Dan Savage, The Kid: What Happened After My Boyfriend and I Decided to Go Get Pregnant, the musical The Kid by Andy Monroe (music), Jack Lechner (lyrics) and Michael Zam (book) isn’t just the most important piece of gay theater written since William Finn’s Falsettos, it’s a landmark piece of theater all on its own. Ostensibly just a story about becoming parents, albeit from an adoptive, gay couple’s perspective, The Kid’s greatest triumph—aside from its tuneful score, hilarious book and the cast’s moving performance—is the universal story of love and acceptance told through a prism of gay “ordinariness” that elevates an innocent tale of adoption into one of supreme importance and immense entertainment. And if the heart of the show lies in the character of Savage, played with effervescent charm by the delightful Christopher Sieber, then the soul of the

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show lies in the homeless couple Melissa & Bacchus, beautifully played by the understated Jeannine Frumess and Michael Wartella, who make the wrenching decision to give their son a chance in life by giving him up. Unbelievably, The Kid’s limited run at The New Group is set to close May 29. Not only should it extend, it should move to Broadway as soon as possible. N Everyday Rapture plays through July 11 at Roundabout (227 W 42nd St, 212-719-1300). The Kid plays through May 29 at The New Group @ Theatre Row (410 W 42nd St, 212-279-4200).

BOOK REVIEW SHE AIN’T HEAVY, SHE’S MY MOTHER: A MEMOIR BRYAN BATT HOT OFF THE PRESSES (and released just in time for Mother’s Day earlier this month) comes Bryan Batt’s deliciously funny “mom-oir,” She Ain’t Heavy, She’s My Mother. A successful Broadway performer for decades (appearing in everything from Cats and Forbidden Broadway to the 2004 revival of La Cage aux Folles where he understudied and went on as Albin/Zaza), Batt was best known for playing Darius in Paul Rudnick’s Jeffrey (both Off-Broadway and in the ’95 film version). Then fate shone on him in the guise of gay art director Salvatore Romano in AMC’s Mad Men. Now he’s one of the few out Hollywood stars who continues to work but and Batt hasn’t forgotten his New Orleans roots or the woman who made his success possible: his mother, Gayle Batt. By turns sassy and heartbreaking, Batt’s memoir about his relationship with his mother reflects on who he is as a gay man—and how he got that way—as much as it makes a statement on his mother’s intuitive understanding that her son was “different, in that theatrical way.” Set in the milieu of Creole and cocktails in 1970s New Orleans, She Ain’t Heavy… is a rich, hilarious portrait of unconditional love that has plenty of “conditions.” So pour a pitcher of highballs and sit back for the breeziest summer read in memory. (Harmony Books)

THE KID PHOTO: MONIQUE CARBONI; EVERYDAY RAPTURE PHOTO: CAROL ROSEGG

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REEL LOVE SOLITARY MAN

HOLY ROLLERS Time Investment: 89 min. Return on Investment: 50 min.

Time Investment: 90 min. Return on Investment: 80 min. n case you were wondering, Michael Douglas still has it. In spite of some readily apparent age lines, Douglas manages to draw us in right from the opening credits of Solitary Man (Anchor Bay), as he walks the streets of New York ogling women. He is just that good at playing the slimy business guy who tries to get away with it all: as Ben Kalmen, he is both Wall Street’s Gordon Gekko and Fatal Attraction’s Dan Gallagher (if he’d gotten away with the affair): Kalmen thinks he’s untouchable when it comes to both sex and business. But throughout much of the film he’s oblivious to the fact that he’s growing into the title character: a solitary, single man. Granted, his fall from grace is not as hard as we might like—the women in the film are a little too gentle with him (save for a deliciously catty turn by MaryLouise Parker channeling Nancy Botwin on a very bad day). Susan Sarandon, with whom Douglas shares a chemistry that oozes off the screen, is his super-affable ex-wife, while Jenna Fischer is the weak link as their bland daughter. The two women who turn out to be more than a match for Ben are the youngest in the film: the always-awesome Olivia Thirlby and newcomer Imogen Poots. Poots, who at first seems like a ScarJo knockoff, earns her presence opposite heavyweight Douglas, managing to make their tryst (yes, another coupling between a geezer and a hot young girl) carnal and believable. —Dan Heching

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DANCING WITH MYSELF Michael Douglas and Susan Sarandon in Solitary Man.

esse Eisenberg wants to be the new Woody Allen. Not in the creative—or sexually freaky—way, but as the ultimate Jewish nebbish bound by his neurosis, his stuttering wit and, possibly above all else, his tremendous quantity of films. With eight flicks released or coming soon, Eisenberg has suddenly become Hollywood’s new Everyman. It’s too bad that when he has a chance to stretch his acting chops, like in his newest film, Holy Rollers (First Independent Pictures), he can’t bend very far. You’d think it would be easy for him to playing Sam Gold, a disillusioned, sexually stunted Hasid living in 1998 Brooklyn. Sam’s more concerned with his family’s dwindling income than his

father’s wishes for him to become a rabbi, but that all changes when his swarthy manipulative neighbor, Yosef Zimmerman (Justin Bartha) convinces Sam to help him transport “medicine for rich people” to the States from Europe. Sam soon realizes this “medicine” is really ecstasy, but sees how the money could be a way to solve his problems. But drug movies and happy endings rarely mix. Rollers is based on actual events but as fascinatingly bizarre the tale is, freshman filmmaker Kevin Asch fails to inject the authenticity his film needs, both in its depictions of Hasidic life and late-’90s drug culture. Eisenberg may be the perfect Woody Allen, but that mumbling frustration lacks sufficient emotional weight to carry a film that attempts to take God on an ecstasy trip. —Benjamin Solomon

“PEYOS OUR MONEY!” Jesse Eisenberg, Ari Graynor, Danny Abeckaser, Q-Tip and David Vadim in Holy Rollers

SPORTS QUICKIES Ow! My face! Big Apple Dodgeball’s teams Eagle, C-in2, and Duplex are all duking it out for first place. All have played strong and with one week of regular play to go, it’s anyone’s game. These ball-throwers have a tournament on May 24 where one “dodgy” team will be crowned champs of the season. And don’t miss the end-of-theseason party at therapy on May 27! Also, The Mariah Scareys are kicking ass and taking names in the straight dodgeball league for NYCSSC. They are vying for first place, and with the competition heating up, they are making quite the name for themselves.

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hen Peter Tomasello was a kid, he was infatuated with Wonder Woman. After school, he would watch Lynda Carter “in her satin tights, fighting for your rights,” roping up thugs with her golden lasso—and all with fabulous hair and make-up! All of that excited Peter, but what he enjoyed the most was when she would stop bullets with her indestructible feminum bracelets (made from a metal found only on Paradise Island). Peter would go to the kitchen cupboard, break out the Reynold’s Wrap and fashion his own feminum (err, aluminum) bracelets to his limber wrists, and soon he’d be stopping whatever was hurled upon him by evil foes. Today, at 33, Tomasello isn’t stopping imaginary bullets; he’s blocking hockey pucks as the starting goaltender with the Wizards, a recreational ice hockey team in the New York City Gay Hockey Association. Tomasello has played 83 career games for the Wizards and has a goals-against aver-

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age (GAA) of just 3.23, including 10 shutouts. Peter also has five assists, which shows his skill at sending the puck up to his defensemen, a rare quality in goaltenders. Tomasello does agree that there is a strong link between his childhood obsession with the super heroine and his affinity for goaltending. “I was infatuated with Lynda Carter, “ he says. “That’s probably why I’m a goalie. I used to love blocking bullets like Wonder Woman!” Vince Aita, captain of the Wizards says, “Pete gives our team a huge boost in confidence. Anytime you look back and see him in the net, you skate that much harder knowing the better goaltender in the game is on your team.” Wonder Woman had the same effect on the Justice League. N Learn more about Peter Tomasello, the Wizards and NYC Gay Hockey Association at NYCGayHockey.org.

He shoots! He scores! NYC Gay Hockey Association quickies: the Spiders and B-17 Bombers kicked off their Spring 2010 season this month with a shut-out win for the Bombers, but they lost this past Saturday in a crushing 71 loss to those pesky Scapegoats. Sadly, the Spiders were squashed with a very tough loss as well. Keep your eyes on the ice for Brian Harrington, star skater on the Wizards Hockey team—he’s about to reach his 500th game! Goaltender Peter Tomasello is one shut out away from a record of 50! The Wizards beat the Hornets in Game 1, 4-1. Finally, the NY Stonewallers Ice Hockey Team is hosting a Bachelor Auction on May 19 at 6pm at Splash with Peppermint! Win great prizes including Yankees tickets, tickets to a Broadway show, gym memberships, dinner at a hot New York restaurant, 50-50 cash prize raffle and more! Nailed it! Congratulations to the newly elected Executive Board of the Gotham Volleyball League: Seth Eichenholtz (Commissioner), Josh Christensen (Vice Commissioner), Lew Smith (Treasurer) and Craig Skelton (Secretary). Keep up the great work, guys! Why is a pool table green? The New York Gay Pool League is rackin’ ’em up for their Spring Nine-Ball Series Tournament. The games are on Mondays or Tuesdays each week at various locations. Cost: $30 and there is $1000 in cash prizes divided amongst the top four teams. I Want to Ride My Bicycle! Three members of gay cycling group, the Fast and Fabulous,made it all the way up to the Orchards, a 300-year-old farm store in Pomona, New York and a distance of 80 miles roundtrip on Sunday, May 9. It was a chilly and windy ride. On arriving at the farm store, the proprietor advised the riders:“Folks are coming in to buy a nice plant or flower for mom on Mother’s Day. Hell, I tell ’em, weather’s cool enough; buy her a cord of wood!” Dribble & Shoot! The New York City Gay Basketball League is in the final weeks of their spring season. ADivision: Bone Lick Park, led by Captain Jesse Gauf, remains undefeated and is looking to hold on to the No. 1 seed. BDivision: The Natural Burn Killahz led by Captain Burnie DuRant Jr. is the team to beat! In other basketball news, the NYCGBL just returned from the Coady Roundball Classic in Chicago, a national tournament in the Windy City. No trophies but more fun than any baller should have. N For a complete listing of all gay sports and recreation organizations, check out OOBNYC.org.

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SHORTY’S 576 Ninth Ave (btwn 41st/42nd Sts)

212-967-3055 ShortysNYC.com

BY PETER SHERWOOD uite unexpectedly, I had the most extraordinary cheesesteak when I stopped into Shorty’s one afternoon where I found myself with some time on my soon-to-be-greasy hands. I love their claim of “Authentic Philly Steaks & Sandwiches,” and when the opportunity presented itself I planked my ass on a barstool and ordered the Shorty’s Special. A mere nine clams gets you a pint of brew and a Shorty Cheesesteak. Stinkin’ good. Having asserted my position at the bar, I first slaked my thirst with a Stella Artois and basically ordered my Shorty with the works. It arrived as if sent down from the heavens above, wrapped in swaddling paper with a host of things stuffed inside the most delicious, crusty and warm Italian hoagie roll from Philly’s own Le Bus Bakery, which I’d requested with the conviction of a glutton: grilled onions (served “witout” unless you ask), Wiz (their somewhat more rarefied version of Cheese Whiz that tastes like a sneaky version of McDonald’s special sauce), shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and a side of mayonnaise. It was beyond. The meat itself was gorgeous perfection and all conspired to form a rare moment when I felt, at least sitting at the bar at Shorty’s, that everything was right with the world. On the next trip back, my fella got the cheesesteak deal with a Bud Light Lime but topped his meaty meal with provolone and a side of juicy red marinara sauce. We also got an order of Yuengling Rings ($6), sliced onions dipped in Yuengling beer batter. Unfortunately, they were overly fried and not as good as we had assumed they’d be—they were decent enough though, as we noted the resonance of herbs in the batter and continued to dip the fairer share of the rings in ketchup and more of the marinara sauce. Shorty’s also offers nightly specials and over the weekends boozy bargains are on offer like Select Pitchers ($12) and Bloody Marys ($5). Wiz Sliders ($6) and Breakfast Sandwiches ($7) are served up, too. But what’s really happening here: cheesesteaks and beer. Mmm… N 58 MAY 21, 2010

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ctor, model and tabloid golden boy Nick Adams is best known for his role as Larry opposite Mario Lopez in the Broadway revival of A Chorus Line. Adams currently plays one of the Cagelles in the Tonynominated revival of La Cage aux Folles and his list of Broadway credits also includes the Mary Sunshine standby in Chicago, the original Broadway cast of The Pirate Queen and Liver Lips Louie in the revival of Guys and Dolls. The New York Post also hailed him as having the best biceps on Broadway. Adams made his film debut earlier this year in An Englishman in New York starring John Hurt. So for a Gay Takeaway, what does Nick pick? “My number-one spot is hands down the smoothie bar at Gold’s Gym (250 W 54th St, 212-307-7760). I always grab a healthy meal replacement shake. Their options range from weight-gaining deliciousness to energizing potions. I constantly graze to keep size on and my energy up, so this quick fix is perfect before I hit rehearsal or the stage. My favorite is the Hunky Monkey ($7.25). It boasts close to 1,500 calories and nearly 80 grams of protein. Quite a mouthful!” N

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RECENTLY REVIEWED ALIAS 76 Clinton St @ Rivington St, 212505-5011, aliasrestaurant.com—There’s no disguising the homemade fare at Alias, served with an intriguing dash of upscale sophistication. ($$$$, American) CHELSEA SQUARE 368 W 23rd St (8th/9th Ave), 212-691-5400— Reliable comfort food that hasn’t changed with culinary trends. ($$, American) THE COLLECTIVE 1 Little West 12th St at Ninth Ave, 212-255-9717, collectivecafe.com— Here, The Collective refers to the eclectic décor, the variety of food and the successful team behind it all. ($$$, international)

BRGR 287 Seventh Ave (26th/27th Sts), 212-488-7500, brgr.us— It may be a few letters shy in its name but it leaves nothing out when it comes to delicious, honest food. ($$; Hamburgers) CAFETERIA 119 Seventh Ave (17th St), 212-414-1717, cafeteria247.com— 24-hour comfort food at fantastically reasonable prices and the off chance of dining alongside celebs incognito. ($$$; American) COLA’S 148 Eighth Ave (17th/18th Sts), 212-633-8020, ordercolas.com— Hearty Italian fare with delicate touches and reasonable pricing. ($$$, Italian) THE DISH 201 Eighth Ave (20th/21st Sts), 212-352-9800- Uber gay two-level nouveau diner that serves everything from egg white omelets and Chelsea boy specials to moussaka and pork chops. ($$; American) EAST OF EIGHTH 254 W 23rd (Eighth Ave), 212-352-0075, eastofeighth.com— Original American cuisine served on 2 floors or in the private garden. ($$; American) ELMO 156 Seventh Ave (19th/20th Sts), 212-337-8000, elmorestaurant.com— Gay meets celeb at this retropicalis themed eatery serving up creative and tasty American comfort cuisine. ($$; American) LASAGNA 196 Eighth Ave (20th St), 212-242-4551— Over 15 different lasagna dishes grace the menus of this new comfort food restaurant. ($$$; Italian)

Chelsea stake house named after musician Cole Porter. ($$$$; Steakhouse))

QDOBA MEXICAN GRILL 216 Eighth Ave (W 21 St), 212-243-2100, qdoba.com— This mexican fast-food eatery might be a chain ala Chipotle, but the comparisons stop onces you’ve tried any of their fresh tasting and unique flavors. ($; Mexican)

REVEL 10 Little W 12th St (Ninth Ave/Washington St) 212-645-5369, revelny.com— Enjoy meat and fish served on hot volcanic rocks (among other treats) in this industrial chic eating house that features on of New York’s best gardens. ($$$$$; Mediterranean)

RIN 265 W 23rd St (btwn Seventh/Eighth Aves), 212-675-2988— Another Thai restaurant has opened in Chelsea; as the volume of neighborhood patrons would suggest, it’s certainly welcome. ($$$, Thai)

SCARPETTA 355 W 14th St (Ninth Ave), 212-691-0555, scarpettanyc.com— The erstwhile Village Idiot bar transforms to something of a Village cenius, with Scott Conant helming the marvelous Scarpetta. ($$$$$; Italian)

ROCKING HORSE CAFE 182 Eighth Ave (19th St), 212-463-9511— Lively Nueva Mexican Cocina on the Eighth Avenue strip. ($$$; Mexican)

VENTO 675 Hudson St (14th St), 212-6992400 brguestrestaurants.com— Ogle celebs, enable gentrification, and indulge in fantastic Italian cuisine. Guilty pleasures are Vento’s specialty. ($$$; Italian)

ROOM SERVICE 166 Eighth Ave (18th/ 19th), 212-691-0299, roomservicerestaurant.com— Inviting and innovative décor sleekly matches spicy Bangkok cuisine for reasonable neighborhood prices. ($$$; Thai) RUB 208 W 23rd St, 212-524-4300, rubbbq.net— There really is Righteous Urban Barbeque goin’ on in Chelsea, as well as Deep Fried Oreos for dessert! ($$$, BBQ) SILOM THAI 150 Eighth Ave (17th/18th St), 212-675-0080, silomnyc.com— Inventive yet traditional Thai fare that stands above the sea of similar options. The outstanding dumplings and crabcakes are a must. ($$$; Thai)

COUNTER 105 First Ave (btwn Sixth/Seventh Sts), 212-982-5870, counternyc.com— An inspired vegetarian menu so beautifully executed that any thought of meat is forgotten. ($$$, vegetarian)

MARY ANN’S 116 Eighth Ave (16th St), 212-633-0877—Traditional Mexican food and decor with Aztec artifacts and Jalapeno lights. ($$; Mexican)

VICEROY 160 Eighth Ave (18th St), 212-633-8484— Superb American bistro fare featuring flawless Black Angus steaks and renowned frozen cosmos. Vibrant, hip mixed crowd. ($$$$; American)

ED’S CHOWDER HOUSE 44 W 63rd St (btwn Broadway/Columbus Ave), 212-9561288, chinagrillmgt.com— There’s more than chowder at Ed’s: get some oysters and suck back a few specialty cocktails. ($$$, seafood)

NEW VENUS 252 Eighth Ave (22nd/23rd Sts), 212 243-0980— Modern American café/diner with warm ambience, open 24 hours featuring Greek and continental specials. ($$$; Diner)

VYNL 102 Eighth Ave (15th St), 212400-2118, vynl-nyc.com— This gay favorite serves up classic American dishes with Thai flair. The pop-star themed bathrooms are almost as popular as the food. ($$; American)

EL COCOTERO 228 W 18th St (7th/8th Aves), 212-206-8930, cocoterorestaurant.com— Wolf down arepas that taste like they came from the streets of Caracas. ($$$; Venezuelan)

NISOS 176 Eighth Ave (19th St), 646-3368121— Vibrant Mediterranean retreat, romantic atmosphere. Innovating culinary creations makes Nisos an ideal destination. “Best Martinis in town.” ($$$$; Mediterranean)

LUCKY’S FAMOUS BURGERS 264 W 23rd St (btwn Seventh/Eighth), 212-2424900, luckysfamousburgers.com— Buttery, split-grilled Hebrew National hot dogs and gooey cheese fries recommend Lucky’s somewhat more than the burgers! ($$, American)

PAD THAI 114 Eighth Ave (15th/16th Sts), 212-691-6226, padthaibox.com— The sensual velvet-red tranquility and doting staff of this noodlery make this an ideal first date spot in the heart on gaydom’s sleeve. ($$; Thai)

REPUBLIC 37 Union Square (btwn 16th/17th Sts), 212-627-7172, thinknoodles.com— Vietnamese sandwiches, huge steaming bowls of noodles and no dish over $13 make Republic a bargain for all. ($$, Asian) SAGAPONACK 4 W 22nd St (Fifth/Sixth Aves),212-229-2226, sagaponacknyc.com— A a fresh take on classic seaside fare with Asian flair. ($$$$, Seafood)

CHELSEA BOQUERIA 53 W 19th St (Fifth/Sixth Aves), 212-255-4160, boquerianyc.com— The racy flair of a Spanish cerveceria comes to Chelsea, serving up delicious tapas to a packed, largely after-work crowd. ($$$$; Spanish)

PEPE GIALLO 253 Tenth Ave (24th/25th Sts), 212-242-6055, peperossotogo.com— Great Italian fare in a rustic, candlelit setting, wines, excellent prices, take out available. ($$; Italian) PITA GRILL 92 Eighth Ave (14th/15th), 212-337-0300, pitagrill.com— Chelsea’s newest health food hotspot featuring tasty treats and tidbits full on the flavor and low on the fat and guilt. ($$; Mediterranean) PLANETHAILAND212 30 W 24th St (Sixth Ave/Broadway), 212-727-7026, PlaneThailand212.com—Vietnamese, Japanese and Thai tastes, flavors and influences are all celebrated equally. ($$$; Thai) PORTERS 216 Seventh Ave (22nd/23rd Sts) 212-229-2878, portersnyc.com—

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MEATPACKING BEE DESSERTS 94 Greenwich Ave (12th/13th Sts), 212-366-6110, beedesserts.com— Tasty all-natural desserts complement hearty comfort food. ($$; American) BUDDAKAN 75 Ninth Ave (16th St), 212-989-6699, buddakannyc.com— The awe inspiring décor of the Great Room—soaring ceilings, hanging chandeliers and a 30-footlong communal table—set the tone for this exuberant haute-Chinese establishment. ($$$$$; Asian) HALFSTEAK 85 10th Ave (@ 15th St), 212-400-6699, craftrestaurant.com— Halfsteak allows us to dine pleasurably in the front section of Tom Colicchio’s Craftsteak for only half the price. ($$$, American) MORIMOTO 88 10th Ave (15th/16th Sts), 212-989-8883, morimotonyc.com— Godzilla-sized über restaurant takes over the Meatpacking district with considerable flair, resulting in a lovely and quiet evening. ($$$$$; Japanese) POP BURGER 58-60 Ninth Ave (14th/15th Sts) 212-414-8686— Trendy and tasty Meatpacking fast food spot for the hungry clubbers and after-hours crew ($; Ham-

WEST VILLAGE ARTEPASTA 81 Greenwich Ave (Bank St), 212-229-0234— Italian cuisine at reasonable prices in a casual, cozy and friendly atmosphere. ($$$; Italian) AUGUST 359 Bleecker St (Charles/W 10th Sts), 212-929-4774, augustny.com— Don’t let the tiny crowded dining room deter you. Rustic food in the outdoor garden is one of August’s pleasures.($$$$; Bistro) BAR 6 502 Sixth Ave (12th/13th Sts), 212691-1363— The reliable and consistent bistro also serves Moroccan specialties and has a great weekend brunch. ($$$; Moroccan) BERIMBAU 43 Carmine St (Bedford/Bleecker Sts) 212- 242-2606, berimbaunyc.com— Sleek dining room serving sea bass, pork tenderloin and other Brazillian dishes. ($$$, Brazillian) BONGO 395 West St ( W 10th St), 212-6756555, bongonyc.com— Gulp down oysters and cocktails at this retro-mod sequel to the Chelsea lounge. ($$$, seafood) CAFÉ CONDESA 183 W 10th St (7th Ave South/W 4th St), 212-352-0050, cafecondesa.com— What this little gem lacks in square footage, it makes up for with excellent multi-cultural cuisine laced with Latin flavor. ($$$; American) CAFÉ DE BRUXELLES 118 Greenwich Ave (13th St), 212-206-1830, cafedebruxelles.com— Cozy Belgian restaurant with a quaint atmosphere, a ton of Belgian brews and steamed mussels worth talking about. ($$$$; Belgian) CORNER BISTRO 331 W Fourth St (Eighth Ave) 212 242-9502— Manhattan’s best (and possibly cheapest) burgers are doled out on paper plates to West Village literati squeezed between pub-grubbing local yokels. ($; Hamburgers) COWGIRL 519 Hudson St (10th St),212633-1133, cowgirlnyc.com—Fun, Tex-Mex comfort foods served in a rodeo decor make this a gay Village fave with the best Margaritas north of the border...er...Houston St. ($$$; Southwestern) DELL’ANIMA 38 Eighth Ave (@ Jane St), 212-366-6633, dellanima.com— Sheer delight awaits at Italian Dell’anima, a little bit of

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DITCH PLAINS 29 Bedford St (Downing St), 212-633-0202, ditch-plains.com— Bitchin’ food and a fun crowd at Marc Murphy’s surf-inspired restaurant, named after the famous stretch in Montauk. ($$$$; Seafood) DUBLIN 6 575 Hudson St (W 11th/Bank St), 646-638-2900, dublin6nyc.com— Excellent fare exceeds expectations at this bar and restaurant guaranteed to make not only Irish eyes, but everyone else's, smile. ($$$; Irish) GOOD 89 Greenwich Ave (Bank St), 212691-8080, goodrestaurantnyc.com— A spacious, bright and airy refuge offering eclectic dishes from the rural kitchens of North and Latin America. ($$$; Latin) GRADISCA 126 W 13th St (Sixth/Seventh Aves), 212-691-4886, GradiscaNYC.com— La dolce vita awaits in the West Village, where one can find northern Italian fare without the sting of the Euro. ($$$$$; Italian) HOME 20 Cornelia St (Bleecker/Fourth) 212-243-9579— Creative American comfort food served with flair and panache. The yearround, heated outdoor garden is as lovely and warm as the Blue Cheese Fondue. ($$$$; American) LAS RAMBLAS 170 W Fourth St (Sixth/Seventh Aves), 646-415-7924— Spanish tapas and spouting porron decanters of wine fill this little spot in the heart of the Village. ($$$$; Spanish) LE SOUK HAREM 510 LaGuardia Pl (Bleecker St), 212-677-4777, lesoukny.com— Powerful Prawns Grillées, lamb tartare, Duck Tajine and other Middle Eastern fare that’s worth the sometimes lengthy wait. ($$$$, Morrocan) LIPS 2 Bank St (Greenwich Ave), 212675-7710, lipsnyc.com— Generous drinks and tasty food is dished out by dolled-up drag divas. ($$; American) THE LITTLE OWL 90 Bedford St (Grove St). 212-741-4695, thelittleowlnyc.com— Mediterranean-influenced fare with intimate, cozy West Village ambiance. ($$$$; Mediterranean) MANATUS 340 Bleecker St (10th/Christoher Sts), 212-989-7042— Burning the midnight oil of Bleecker St, this 24-hour

diner is surprisingly charming, even if you’re the only sober diner in the place not humming show tunes. ($$$: Diner)

MARACAS 33 Greenwich Ave (Sixth/Seventh Aves), 212-593-6600, maracasnyc.com— The creators of Lips go south with quality Mexican in a party atmosphere. $1 margaritas for college students on Mondays. ($$$: Mexican) MARKET TABLE 54 Carmine St (Bedford), 212-255-2100, markettablenyc.com— West Village dining continue to change, and with the advent of Market Table the change is not only auspicious but very delicious indeed. $1 margaritas on Mondays. ($$$$; American) MARY’S FISH CAMP 64 Charles St (Fourth St) 646 486-2185, marysfishcamp.com—Floridian fish shack amidst West Village brownstones is a local favorite specializing in seafood and decadent deserts. ($$$; Seafood) ORGANIKA 89 Seventh Ave South (Grove/Barrow Sts), 212-414-1900, — This Southern Italian ristorante rises above the din with sustainable and local ingredients and excellent service. ($$$; Italian)

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BOQUERIA 171 Spring St (btwn W Broadway/Thompson St), 212-343-4255, boquerianyc.com— The racy flair of a Spanish cerveceria comes to Soho, serving up delicious tapas to a packed, largely after-work crowd. ($$$$; Spanish) CAFE COLONIAL 276 Elizabeth St (Houston St), 212-274-0044, cafecolonialny.com— Soho cafe filled with tasty Brazilian fare and downtown beauties. ($$; Brazilian) CORNERSHOP 643 Broadway (Bleecker St), 212-253-7467, cornershopnyc.com— American café with globe trotting influences is kept busy during the day with NoHo hipsters and turns into a chill, young hangout at night. ($$$; American) INDOCHINE 430 Lafayette (E Fourth St/Astor Pl), 212-505-5111, indochinenyc.com— Classically chic scene with delectable French Vietnamese fare. Beautifully lit! ($$$$; Vietnamese) SALT 58 MacDougal St (btwn Prince/Houston Sts), 212-674-4968, SaltNYC.com— After her gig at Le Zoo, chef Melissa O’Donnell strikes again with Salt, which is worth its weight in gold. ($$$$; American)

RHONG-TIAM 541 LaGuardia Pl (W Third/Bleeker Sts), 212-477-0600, rhongtiam.com— Authentic Thai dishes served and hip and spacious dining room transport you to Bangkok. ($$$; Thai)

SPRING ST NATURAL 62 Spring St (Lafayette St), 212-966-0290, springstnatural.com— Muffins, espresso and light coffee shop fare meets edgy art gallery bobo fantastique! ($$$; Health Food)

SMITH’S 79 Macdougal St (Bleecker St/Houston), 212-260-0100, smithsnyc.com— A fantastic culinary landscape is as much the setting as the charmingly designed restaurant itself, fashioned after a dining car. ($$$$; American) SMORGAS CHEF 283 W 12th St (W Fourth St), smorgaschef.com, 212-2437073— Scandanavian fusion with a flare for excess. Quirky and kitschy atmosphere in the heart of the Village. ($$$$; Scandanavian) TIO PEPE 168 W Fourth St (Sixth/Seventh Aves), 212-242-9338, tiopepenyc.com— Wonderful traditional Spanish and Mexican fare. Romantic skylight garden. ($$$$; Spanish)

THE WAVERLY INN 16 Bank St (Waverly), 212-243-7900— Eschew impossible-to-get reservations at this hot spot teeming with celebrity; try to snag a table in the bar instead. ($$$$; Eclectic)

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BALTHAZAR 80 Spring St (Broadway/Crosby St), 212-965-1414, balthazarny.com—Transatlantic escapism, perfect boulangerie sticky buns, and lingering confessional breakfasts make this Soho institution a flawless must- see. ($$$; French)

PHILIP MARIE 569 Hudson St (@ W 11th St), 212-242-6200, philipmarie.com— Delicious innovative American cuisine suits all palates and pocketbooks in a charming and historic setting. ($$$; American)

VILLAGE 62 W Ninth St (Sixth/Fifth Aves), 212-505-3355, villagerestaurant.com—When looking for a place that serves great food and offers fine service in a wonderful atmosphere, look no further! ($$$$; French)

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SOHO/NOLITA ANTIQUE GARAGE 41 Mercer St (Grand/Broome Sts), 212-219-1019, antiquegaragesoho.com— Celebrities hide among the 19th century Victorian antiques while noshing on scrumptious Mediterranean fusion cuisine. Gay romance nights on Sundays. ($$$$;

E VILLAGE/LES CAFE MOGODOR 101 St. Marks Pl. (First/Second Aves), cafemogodor.com, 212677-2226— Fresh Middle Eastern and Mediterranean delicacies served in a bustling, charming dining area and patio. ($$; Middle Eastern) LUCKY CHENG’S 24 First Ave (First/Second Sts) 212-473-0516, luckychengs.net— Asian and California dishes served by drag queen waitresses. Performances nightly. ($$$$; Asian) THE SUNBURNT COW 137 Avenue C, (Eighth/Ninth Sts), 212-529-0005, thesunburntcow.com— Aussies and salsa converge on Avenue C where the party never stops. And where else can you get kangaroo sausage, lamington and marmite? ($$; Global)

MIDTOWN EAST BEPPE 45 E 22nd St (Broadway/ Park), 212-982-8422, beppenyc.com— Set in the comfort of a charming townhouse, this Italian eatery boasts an extensive wine list and grandiose entrees served with dramatic flair. ($$$$$; Italian) CHAT ’N’ CHEW 10 E 16th St (Fifth Ave/Union Sq. West), 212-243-1616, chatnchewnyc.com— Home cookin’ in the city doesn’t get better. Cozy, checkered-red escape for the homesick and the truly ravenous. ($$; American) COFFEE SHOP 29 Union Sq W (16th St),

212-243-7969— Young hipsters and latenight partiers often end up here throwin’ shade until the wee hours of the morning. ($$$; American)

212-974-2003, vynl-nyc.com— This gay favorite serves up classic American dishes with Thai flair. The pop-star themed bathrooms are almost as popular as the food. ($$; American)

HILL COUNTRY 30 W 26th St (Sixth Ave/Broadway), 212-255-4544, hillcountryny.com— Bring yer appetites for a deliciously messy and raucous evening of Texas BBQ deep in the heart of Manhattan. ($$$; BBQ)

YUM YUM BANGKOK 650 Ninth Ave (45th/46th Sts), 212–262–7244, yumyumbangkok.com— Thai so delicious that it has rightfully taken over three corners of Ninth Ave! Authentic dishes served up with a decadent blend of East Asian spices. ($$; Thai)

HELL’S KITCHEN BAMBOO 52 344 W 52nd St (Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-315-2777, bamboo52nyc.com— Broadway divas and buff business boys enjoy fresh sushi and sexed-up cocktails from executive chef John Greco III. ($$$; Sushi) BANGKOK HOUSE 360 W 46th St (Eighth/Ninth Aves), 212-541-5943, bangkokhouseny.com— Unpretentious Thai and delicious drinks from the team behind Yum Yum. ($$; Thai) CHELSEA GRILL HELL’S KITCHEN 675 Ninth Ave. (46/47th Sts), 212-974-9002— This newcomer packs the comfort food of its sister grill in Chelsea into the gay bellies of Hell’s Kitty. Spin the wheel at the bar for a free lunch. ($$$; American) HK HELL’S KITCHEN 523 Ninth Ave (@ 39th St) 212-947-4208, hkhellskitchen.com— An international culinary passport is offered just below Port Authority en route to the hip strip above it. ($$$; Mediterranean) RIPOSO 46 667 Ninth Ave (46th/47th Sts), 212-247-8018, riposonyc.com — Over 70 sumptuous wines and Euro brews to match equally sumptuous Mediteranean cuisine. ($$; Mediterranean) STECCHINO 765 Ninth Ave (51st/52nd St), 212-397-2377— Italian for “toothpick,” this HK eatery from the owners of Chelsea Grill adds European flair to American bistro fare. ($$$; American/Italian) THAI SELECT 472 Ninth Ave (36th/37th Sts), 212-695-9920— A modern Thai menu inspired by international cuisine furthers the theory that Thai food is taking over Ninth Avenue. ($$; Thai) VYNL 754 Ninth Ave (50th/51st St),

UPPER EAST SIDE FIG & OLIVE 808 Lexington Ave (62nd St), ., 212-207-4555, figandolive.com— Various versions of EVOO are so omnipresent at this sunken Mediterranean gem, you’d think they put it in the cocktails. Try the grilled branzino, mushroom-truffle penne or signature fig-and-olive salad, then buy a bottle on the way out. ($$, Mediterranean) LE VEAU D’OR 129 E 60th St (Park/Lexington Aves), 212-838-8133— Truman Capote passed out here. Hemingway dined with Dietrich in the corner of this joyfully frail old school French eatery. ($$$$; French)

UPPER WEST SIDE HUDSON CAFETERIA 356 W 58th St (Eighth/Ninth Aves) 212-554-6500, chinagrillmgt.com— Jeffrey Chodorow’s dining hall in the chic Hudson offers magical, delicious, comfort-inspired meals well suited to Phillipe Starck’s fanciful and fantastic design. ($$$$; American) RIPOSO 72 50 W 72nd St (Columbus Ave/Central Park W), 212-799-4140, riposonyc.com — Over 70 sumptuous wines and Euro brews to match equally sumptuous Mediteranean cuisine at this second location of the HK favorite. ($$; Mediterranean)

HARLEM DINOSAUR BARBECUE 646 W. 131st St (Twelfth Ave), 212-694-1777, dinosaurbarbecue.com— Lipsmacking dry-rub brisket and spicy wings in Brontosaurus-sized portions. ($$$, BBQ) NATIVE 161 Lenox Ave (118th St), 212– 665–2525, harlemnativenyc.com— A little Latin flavor goes a long way in this redecorated space that cooks with the best of West Indian soul. ($$; Carribean)

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return as fellow perp Cross rifles through their drawers. When Cross starts rifling through Blade’s drawers, his ass becomes victim of a 4-0-6 (breaking and entering). Max Sanchez isn’t breaking any L.A. laws. But this Mexican-American is discovered at the top of Scene 3 looking tattooed, mohawked, and mopping a floor—enough to get him arrested in Arizona. ROD: Billy Long was so fucking hot in the final scene it made me stop wondering why Dominik Ryder’s hair was so black. Was he sporting a bad dye job or a bad wig? Either way, this pair had me sporting wood. MANUEL: To me, Ryder was a porn version of Rod Blagojevich while tall, keen-featured Long—the sexiest and best-hung in an average cast of nine—resembled Darryl Strawberry. It was only fitting that their fuck-scene was set in a prison cell. ROD:

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