Nexus 2021 Issue 15

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Trans Weightlifter...

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Darts & Crafts

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Racism in Sports...

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Slightly Stoned Chef

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Hillary Scholar...

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Top 10

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Playlist

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Don’t Quote Me

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Snapped

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Clickbait Moodboard

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Blind Date

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Nexus Five

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Horoscopes

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Hot or Not

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Puzzled

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What the Freke

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Space Jam: A New...

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Sports Thoughts

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Bad Year Good Music...

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Dunn Dunn Dunnnn

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Space Jam (1996)

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WSU Student Voice

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Dr Death (2021)

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Athletes are great at some things. Thinking before they speak isn’t always their strong suit. Here are 10 brilliant and not so brilliant sports quotes.

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Chris Cairns Unlike Brendan McCallum and Kenny Rutherford this mother fucker knows what goes on tour stays on tour.

Jenny May Clarkson Not only is Jenny from the Block she has the advantage of having been a cop in Hamilton. That and all the John Campbell stories make her a must invite.

Sarah Ulmer Queen! With the added benefit of healthy McDonalds for life and putting her on a bike is quicker than any Uber Eats delivery.

Issue 12 14th June, 1988

Eliza McCartney Unlike the rest of the creepers on this list she is at least age appropriate and lets be fair, she can’t be that busy.

Jesse Ryder This is pretty much a default. Just make sure he contributes to some of the piss because he will drink more than his fair share.

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ARE ATHLETES ROLE MODELS?


David Bennett List MP based in Hamilton East 510 Grey Street, Hamilton East 3216 davidbennettmp@parliament.govt.nz davidbennett.national.org.nz 07 834 3407

Authorised by David Bennett MP, Parliament Buildings, Wellington.


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Gym Brads and NFL Chads - Bronwyn Laundry

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Wrigley’s Extra Gum - Tropical How it chews to feel 5 gum.

-5 Too Hot to Handle - Season 2 Not hot. Wouldn’t handle them.

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For someone with Tone in their name, they’re pretty one note.

-4 Bay Dreams 2022

Let this be a reminder that no matter how good the line up seems, Bay Dreams is and always will be a shit-fest.

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Jamie Strange MP for Hamilton East

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