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“Halfway there x”

- Zendaya supporting you as you get through Trimester A

“Beyoncé?! Where u get this pic?? I ain’t seen this since I was born”

- Lizzo on a cute birthday post from Queen Bey

“A dj snoopadelic mixx 4 ya”

- Underground soundcloud artist, Snoop Dogg, dropping his latest mix

“maze runner is a movie about friendship and overcoming the impossible”

- 4.20 going on longer than the 20th for Miss Cat

Crush of the week

Olivia Wilde

Boss bitch energy only. Imagine being served custody papers while screening your newest project AND still handling it like a queen. Not only that, but you’re also fucking one of the most sought after men in media. There is no universe where Olivia Wilde isn’t our crush of the week. If you’re not familiar with Olivia Wilde, then you’re not in the know with regard to the beauty and talent of the woman. Do yourself a favour and google her. Trust us. We can safely say that we’re in love and so is Harry Styles, sorry to all the ex-1D girlies but he’s off the market. Cry into your life size pillow.

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Students find solace knowing O’week was… okay

O’week reloaded went off last week… apparently. The hype was there as the focus turned from classes in the first week back, to getting shit-faced and forgetting that you have assignments due already. But you know, TOGA PARTY BITCHES.

Temp rises, and it’s not because of global warming

The trial between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp is getting real and everyone’s following as the trial of the year is picking up traction, exposing the shit law work from her council. This just proves the point that zoom degrees have resulted in subpar degrees. Onya lad.

Friends 4 ever

Important kōrero being overheard from 2 first years as they claim they’ll be mates for the rest of their life. Proud of those girlies making the discovery now and they’re sussed for the rest of their lives. You’re never going to need a kidney transplant, since you’re joint at the hip.

Top 10

Top 10 Celebrities you want in your smoke circle

10.

David Lynch - Tell me you don’t want to get inside that fucked up brain and ask questions? Liar.

9.

David Attenbrough - He can narrate the whole evening and I just want him to tell me all the things. Please.

8.

AOC - Woman in power. Good chat. Just an all around stand off lad. Leshgo.

Rihanna - You da one that I want always.

Snoop Dogg - Come on now. We couldn’t not.

Doja Cat - Miss girl would have me just drooling and laughing my ass off the whole time. Yes mami.

Ryan Reynolds - Gotta have the standard white lad to balance everything out.

Khloe Kardashian - The better of the sisters, would just lighten the mood.

Grimes - If anyone’s getting cross-faded and speaking latin backwards, it’s this bitch. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Lady Gaga - If you’re needing a hug, she’s got you. Good ass singer, she's got you. Kai, she’s Italian and she’s got you.