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Issue 22, 24th – 28th September 2018 Editor: Lyam Buchanan editor@nexusmag.co.nz Design: Vincent Owen design@nexusmag.co.nz Managing Editor: James Raffan james@wsu.org.nz Sub Editor: Jennie-Louise Kendrick jen@nexusmag.co.nz Deputy Editor: Grace Mitchell grace@nexusmag.co.nz News Editor: Alexander Nebesky alex@nexusmag.co.nz Reviews Editor: Archie Porter reviews@nexusmag.co.nz
Contributors: Scott Carroll, Bradley Gielen, Kim Sare, Jared Ipsen, Kaitlin Stewart, Richard Swainson, Cameron McRobie, and the thrifty mavens of The Dollhouse. Cover Photography: Kent Andreasen Instagram: @kentandreasen Online: kentandreasen.com Centrefold: Jack Sachs Instagram: @jacksachs Online: www.jacksachs.co.uk Horoscope Illustrations: Josh Nelson Instagram: @joshprobably Twitter: @joshDrawbably Podcast Editor: Caleb Bird Instagram: @biobirdnz
Mature Students Are the Problem; Especially Those in Tauranga There’s a massive difference between equality and balance. While most people can grasp that concept, some mature students will never understand that the right to have your voice heard doesn’t instantly mean people have to give a shit about what you’re saying. I’d like to first clarify that being a mature student doesn’t make someone a bad person – but there’s a vocal minority completely ruining it for the rest. I love kicking up a shit just as much next person, but I’d like to think I know when it’s time to lay off. Mature students, on the other hand, are probably the most relentless “shit-kickers” the Waikato and Bay of Plenty regions have ever seen. This is something which became very apparent to me following the Issue 16 editorial titled ‘Mature Students Aren’t the Problem, Mature Lecturers Are’. Out of all the letters and complaints I received, as a result, everything from University staff and lecturers was positive, constructive and supportive, whereas the “matures” instead attempted hate-mail and long-winded renditions of ‘I read the headline wrong and now I’m mad grrr’. It’s as if they’ve got some overwhelming sense of entitlement where they believe their voice is more important than others—much like editors of certain student magazines—except, they’re generally not pushing for their voice to be heard in the hope of having a positive impact on something; it’s more just another menial activity to tick off their daily to-do list. The greatest example of this is in Tauranga, the deadly syndrome known as “what about us”. Tauranga students love to think they’re hard done by, and to an extent, they are. They pay the exact same student levies as those on the Hamilton campus and currently seem to receive a fuckload less, something which is definitely worth having a mighty whinge about. However, all of that’s changing in 2019 with the development of their shiny new campus and the substantial improvement to their student services. Obviously, right off the bat, there’ll still be a lot to iron out, but hopefully, that’ll help quench their need to complain. Though for now, what we’re left with is a hybrid of “matures” in Tauranga who are under the impression that they’ve been indoctrinated into some oppressive regime – which includes not getting as many WSU snags as Hamilton does. When there’s the demand for services, I can guarantee that they’ll be provided – but what’s the fucking point of spending so much time and money on events in Tauranga when no matter what’s achieved, the “matures” of the campus will just jump straight back on social media to kick shit about something else. It’s kinda pathetic. Just because you’re older than the majority of students, doesn’t mean you deserve more of a voice.
– Lyam
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Nominate your Club Nominations for the WSU Clubs and Services Awards are now open Nominate online at wsu.org.nz Nominations close September 30th. You can nominate your club, another club, an individual or support person.
360 Heart Stopper Challenge | Heart Kids Fundraiser
Will you take the plunge for broken hearts? 360 seconds is all it takes for you to make a difference…. and a little bit of cold water chilled to 10 degrees. Simply grab a team of up to six kind-hearted workmates, friends or family and join a 360 Heart Stopper event near you. All you need to do is get sponsored for your efforts and get ready for a fun event; all for a very worthy cause. The 360 Heart Stopper Challenge is free to enter and requires no athletic prowess – just brave and passionate people who are willing to have a little heart for little fighters all around the country! Grab your workmates, friends and family and get a team together to raise much-needed funds for Heart Kids. Register at www.heartstopper.org.nz
Want a Sweet Treat?
Head to Level 2 of the Student Centre between 9 am – 4 pm on September 26 for the annual Hillary Scholars’ Bake Sale. Bring a gold coin – all funds will be donated to the Himalayan Trust.
‘Hanami’ | Cherry Blossom Festival
For a taste of Japanese culture, join us at ‘Hanami’ this week to try calligraphy, origami, traditional games, kimono fitting, and a tea ceremony. Admission is free! September 28 at 1.30 pm upstairs in the Waikato Pathways College (LAIN building).
Latin America & Spain Film Festival
Each night this week (September 24 – 29) at 6 pm, there is a FREE international film showing in S.G.01. Find out more at lasffnz.co.nz
Dream of Studying Abroad?
Come along to our info session to learn how to make an overseas exchange work for you through the Waikato OE student exchange programme. You’ll explore scholarships, StudyLink and funding options, receive hints for completing the application process, hear stories from returning exchange students, and decide which of our 50+ world-class exchange partners is right for you. September 26, 1 – 2 pm in S.1.03.
Join Us at Our Postgraduate Fair
Interested in postgraduate study but not sure where to start? Join us on October 3 to learn about the wide variety of programmes available at Waikato and hear from current students and graduates who use their postgraduate study to make a world of difference. For more information, visit events.waikato.ac.nz/events/postgraduate-fair
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From the Archive
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Paying for Plagiarism Buying Assignments Online GRACE MITCHELL In our Study Week issue, we reminded our dear readers that cheating isn’t cool and the only way to succeed is to buckle up, attend the lectures, do the readings, and write the essays. In saying that, when there are so many shadowy figures online willing to do your work for you, we decided to do some cheating of our own—purely for investigative journalism, of course—and test whether or not lecturers could tell the difference between our own work and the work of one such essay-writing hired gun. We submitted four assessment pieces in total, over two subjects; one piece previously written by a real student, and one produced by a shady online essay dealer. The internals used included a first-year biology essay and a first-year law assignment, and our assignment dealer was given the same brief received by students (note: these weren’t actually submitted as assessments at the time; our lecturers knew they were taking part in a Nexus experiment). Taking a chance with our credit card details on a dodgy Facebook spiel offering these illegal favours, we pondered: is it possible for lecturers to pick up on a “fake” assignment? Is paying $273.50 to pass the buck on two assignments worth it? “Since the last 15 years, the rates of extinction have been gradually increasing for which it has become necessary to preserve them from extinction” 6
This is the introduction (yeah, we actually paid for that) to the “fake” biology essay. Could a biology lecturer at the University of Waikato be tricked? Could we have gotten away with an unimaginable heist? Were we all about to kick ourselves for having not paid someone to write every essay for every class since we started? No. The biology lecturer wasn’t convinced, ‘my first impression was that it reads like it isn’t written by a native English speaker, excessively wordy and had very little substance.’ It’s hard to challenge that assessment when one examines some of the submitted writing: “Moreover, there have a wide range of molecular techniques that have employed globally for the implication and assessment of conservation management in New Zealand.” Top marks for the cheeky “moreover”, as much a hallmark of the learned essay as “therefore” or “inasmuch as”, but a definite fail on the lack of clarity. They pulled that classic trick of knowing you have to write about molecular techniques, mentioning molecular techniques in a general, roundabout kind of way, yet not actually describing any – like, er, the brief quite clearly asked for. In essence, the essay was pretty shit. Despite the financial incentive and a week and a half timeframe this shady bugger was
given, the essay read like a 3 am attempt the night before. ‘Really hard to follow at times,’ continues our eagle-eyed marker, ‘never actually addressed the topic and felt very long to read despite being only slightly over word count. The presentation was ok but not enough citing, incorrect referencing, incorrect formatting of a reference list. ‘Assessment: Nothing jumps out as copied or fraudulent, I would assume written by a firstyear student but it would get a fail grade (around 35%).’ Honestly, markers can tell if you bothered going to those essay tutorials or not. So, technically, we did trick a biology lecturer. We managed to pay someone to fail our behalf. A small victory, a pyrrhic victory, but a victory nonetheless. At the risk of sounding like a bunch of nerds pushing the lame line of writing your own essay again, here’s a little bit of feedback on the genuine essay. ‘My first impression was that it was written by a student who had attended my essay writing tutorial and/or this was not the first biology essay written. Essay got to the point quickly and stayed on topic. The presentation was excellent, a few minor errors but what would be expected from a student still learning the rules around formal writing. Well-cited and with a reference list that clearly indicates they have read sources appropriate to the topic.’
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plagiarism cases were recorded at UoW in 2017
81 If you want to pay someone to write your homework for you, you’d be better off giving the Nexus office a call. Alongside the fake biology essay, the fake law assignment also fared poorly. Our wouldbe ghost lawyer did something we’ve all considered once or twice; referencing an article in a foreign language, behind multiple paywalls, just to see if the lecturer would follow it. Turns out they did, and it also turns out that a ‘large reference to a Chinese article’ falls ‘outside of the law given’. The piece had ‘numerous spelling and grammar mistakes’ making it ‘really hard to mark’, referencing was described as ‘terrible’, and again, failing to specifically answer assignment questions. Any positives? Well, apparently the format and application of the law were ‘good’ but this was overshadowed by numerous mistakes of basic English. The authentic law assignment better fit what would be expected from a first-year student, including more common errors such as misuse of ‘I’ and a referencing which mainly follows the famed Law Style Guide; ‘not perfect, but clearly following of certain rules’. Law was ‘intertwined more in this assignment, which made reading
it easier’ and the cases mentioned followed those specified by the assignment brief – read: no obscure Chinese references. So, there you go. This does, however, raise further questions. As honestly and logically admitted by our shrewd law marker, the reason they could so easily distinguish the two was due to being specifically told that one was fake. Otherwise, they probably wouldn’t pick up on it, because they ‘regularly have assignments where the writer struggles with English, particularly in the use of tense’. Clearly, the genuine assignments would have been marked higher, but it does lead to the issue of whether a paid assignment of better grammatical quality would pass undetected. Turnitin can catch plagiarised works, but if the assignment is well-researched, ghostwritten, and submitted in a large class where the lecturer isn’t aware of each student’s ability level, it’s difficult to detect. However, if a student suddenly boosts their grades from a solid C to an A or B, with a strong change in ability and tone, questions are likely to be raised. It can’t be said that this is the most sustainable, ethical, or financially viable way of passing papers, in all fairness.
plagiarism cases have been recorded at UoW so far in 2018
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was the profit made by a Chinese couple who instigated a network of ghostwriters to produce assignments for Chinese-speaking students in New Zealand
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The Waikato Students’ Union election campaigns have begun. With voting taking place online, from 10 am October 1 – 4 pm October 3, we are encouraging all students to get as educated about the candidates as possible. We have printed their bios and photos
in this issue but we will also have a candidate information afternoon in Tauranga this Tuesday from 11 am – 2 pm (September 25) and candidate speeches held on the Village Green in Cultural Hour this Wednesday (September 26). We will be putting up links to
all candidate videos and Facebook pages on wsu.org.nz and WSU’s Facebook page. From October 1, visit http:// w w w. w a i k a t o . a c . n z / w s u elections/ to vote.
Nathan Rahui
Danielle Marks
Todd Harper
Kia ora koutou, Ko Nathan Rahui tōku ingoa, he uri au nō Ngāti Whātua, Ngāpuhi hoki. My name is Nathan and I am running for President of WSU for 2019. Spending this year in role of Vice-President Māori, working as a member of the senior leadership team of the WSU, has given me the skills and experience needed to step up to the President role. I believe I can take the things I have learnt and the connections I have forged to be able to continue driving the WSU forward in the right direction. My main goal is that we need to ensure that we are having conversations that need to be had, to let the student voice be heard – including maintaining the University’s distinct Māori identity. Student experience is also a high priority of mine as University is supposed to be fun, and the campus needs to reflect that! Whether this means creating more choice events or pushing the plans for a student bar I’m all for it. My motto has always been to get it done! So if I get the privilege to keep working for you, the students, then I will continue to work hard. Ngā mihi nui.
He aha te mea nui o te ao What is the most important thing in the world? He tangata, he tangata, he tangata It is the people, it is the people, it is the people Ko Danielle tōku ingoa, He uri tēnei nō Te Arawa. As an intersectional person, I bring a unique perspective on topics like Te Ao Māori and the rainbow community. As a community of students, we can utilise these areas to propel the student culture to something we dream of. Waikato and Tauranga students alike need to have an equal voice in how the university functions and how the student culture is grown. If I have your vote, I will be prepared to be that voice.
My time here at the University of Waikato has widened my horizons and passion around making our campus the best one in the country, and the best one for you. As a member of this years’ WMSSA board, I have been part of a team that has helped to deliver a successful and visionary year for students at the UOW. Better events, better opportunities, and more fun! The WSU would thrive with a president that will continue the strong relationship with the University to make sure there is more funding delivered for things like; better events including O’Week, better clubs support and more student hangout spaces like a bar. My time involved with charities and community groups will ensure I can deliver these successfully. My office will always be open to you for anything and I love chatting over coffee. But now it’s your turn, make sure you use your voice to make our campus the greatest it can be! I look forward to seeing you on the campaign trail.
Shiv Gounder
Tomairangi McRae
Spencer Lowe
My name is Shiv Gounder, I’m Currently a second year law student and am running for Waikato Students’ Union (WSU) Vice-President and Director so I can be your voice in making this University into a better foundation. I don’t make promises I can’t keep but I am an honest, hard working, motivating and caring person who wants to make sure that the student’s are able to feel free around university and focus on what really matter. By being your voice I can ensure to you that no one will feel left out and won’t let the university life struggles come in the way of your success, I believe that the university can be a better place for us student and the future generations to come so let’s work together to make that happen by casting your votes to me and together we can all get Shivvy with it.
He waka eke noa Te Whare Wānanga University is a canoe we’re all on together. During my University stint I’ve had the opportunity to accumulate a variety of friends of different ethnicities. I’ve also been fortunate enough to join clubs and groups that have made this place feel like a home away from home when we require lessy stressy. One thing I’m adamant ‘bout is that no matter your background or ethnicity, university is a waka (canoe) we’re all on collectively, and I believe my purpose is to help navigate our waka into smoother student friendly waters. Whether it’s creating a more inclusive and diverse space that promotes Friday beers at The Hilly. Or being approachable enough to discuss the environment & mental health, I’m willing to put the (t) werk in to help you! So put the (t) werk in and vote for an inclusive Whare Wānanga!
Hi everyone! My name is Spencer and I am putting myself forward to be Vice-President on the student representation board of the Waikato Students Union. With experience in being a part of the board as a director during 2018, I intend on bringing a strong development of positive communication to the campus and ensure that we stand together as a proud, diverse student body. We are a university full of unique individuals and I am proud to be a part of it! I look forward to meeting with as many of you as possible and invite you to please contact me with any questions you may have.
Kayla CampbellKamariera Ko ahau tēnei nō te puna i te ao mārama i whakahuatia mai rā anō e Kupe. Ko Ārai-te-Ūru, ko Niniwa e whakanoho ana hei taniwha tiaki o Hokianga moana, Hokianga whenua, Hokianga tangata. Nō reira, karanga Hokianga ki o tamariki, he uri rātou, he mōrehu. Kohikohia rā kei ngā hau e whā, kōrerotia ko wai rātou. Ko wai au? He uri whakaheke nō Te Rarawa me Te Aupōuri. Ko Hokianga ki Muriwhenua katoatia tēnei e whaaki nei mō tō pōti mai i a au. ko Kyla Campbell-Kamariera. Ina ka waimārie ahau ki te whiwhi i te tūranga tumuaki tuarua Māori mō te WSU 2019, kotahi anake te kōrero mōku hei tuitui i ōku whāinga; Ko te pupuru i te mana Māori motuhake o Ngāi tauira Māori o te Whare Wānanga o Waikato. Koia ko tāku. Mauriora.
Nelson Cooper
Maxwell Rodley
Kia Ora Waikato. I’m a first year Human Performance Science student. I’ve got a kiwi Dad and American Mum but have been in the States up until last December. Getting involved in halls life and the University this year has been an incredible experience and I feel like I’m home. We have an incredibly bright group of students here at Waikato and I want to be a voice for any and all. Being an ally to members of all demographics is so important to me, but I’d prefer to show you in the form of exciting opportunities and events
Let’s dive straight into it. My ideas for next year include the following; making clubs easier to find, make, and arrange meeting places for, organizing inter-hall tournaments and a proper day for games such as Chess and Magic the Gathering, giving students a greater voice in the WSU and the sorts of activities that should be arranged, and providing new students with a clear, specific guide on what to do when starting their education at Waikato University. So, if you’ve ever been lost in all those different web-pages and papers, or if you’ve ever wanted the chance to let your passions shine through in a meaningful way, consider casting a vote my way. I promise you’ll be proud of your decision.
Zaira Najam
Donella Ngohe
Ruby Stevens
Drawing from my diverse experience of undergraduate, graduate and doctoral student-life in two continents. By serving WSU as Director, I’d like to give studentbody the power to decide on all new initiatives including: • Increasing faculty-availability (office-hours) • Reducing undergrad workload during term-breaks • Increasing career office’s focus on part & full-time job placements(on-campus & industry) • More student-teacher informal get-togethers • Introducing retro-casual food places open after-hours e.g. ice-cream parlour (voted through popular opinion) I will ensure WSU agenda implementation by collaborating with directors, faculty and studentbody; and holistically make life at UoW better for students, admin and people who make it all happen behind the scenes. I’m enthusiastically looking forward to serving my fellowstudents, faculty, staff & alumni, collaboratively building lifelong-bonds through genuine care while striving towards enhancing professional learning at UoW through innovation and excellence, which they can fondly look back upon for decades to come.
Tēnā koutou, I am a teina of Tē Āhurutanga, a vice president of WPSA, a representative (among many others) for Screen and Media and, an undergraduate doing Bachelor of Arts and Social Sciences majoring in Psychology and Screen and Media. I left high school assuming making money was more important than a tertiary qualification. Roughly ten years into hospitality I learned that living from pay to pay was a lesson not a regret. A lesson that has taught me never give up even when times are tough. I am not here to make promises I cannot keep, I am not here to convince you my way is the right way, however I am here to relay the voices that cannot be heard, stand by those who need my support and help contribute to the future of the WSU board.
Hi! I’m Ruby and I want to be a Waikato Student Union director in 2019! Since starting at Waikato University in 2017, I have loved getting involved with daily life on campus. My experience as Marketing Manager of the Management Communications Student Association and participation in both WMSSA and WSU events has given me the skills and confidence I need to bring enthusiasm, communication and an open-mind to the WSU board. I’m proud to be a part of Waikato University, and I can’t wait to be a part of our Students’ Union as well!
Tamahau Brown
Taylor Hamlin
Mikayla Apiti
I’m running for Director of Waikato Students’ Union from the Faculty of Computer and Mathematical Science. I have experience in representing student opinion and am passionate in helping students with issues they may have. I’ve gotten to know a lot of students this year as a Class Representative for majority of my classes this year and my time as a Faculty Board Representative and being on Academic Board Representative has given me the confidence to express student voice in many forums. I am able to work together with others and take a fair approach toward forming a collective conclusion. I will always consider all sides to find a solution that works for everybody. If you vote for me I will always bring my best to help in all the ways I can.
Tihe mauri ora! E ngā mana, e ngā reo, e rau rangatira mā Tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou katoa Ko Waikato tōku awa Ko Ruapehu tōku maunga tapu Ko Adrian rāua ko Toni Hamlin ōku mātua Ko Carter tōku teina Ko Casey tōku tūāhine Ko Taylor Matthew Hamlin tōku ingoa Nō Kirikiriroa ahau Nō reira tēnā koutou katoa.
Kia ora e te iwi, Ko Mikayla Apiti tõku ingoa, he uri tēnei no Te Whakatõhea, Tainui, Ngāti Porou, me Ngāpuhi hoki. E whai ana au i tõku tohu paetahi mo te ture, me te ara Matauranga Māori/taketake. As I sit here reminiscing the drunken van rights during o week in first year, Dave pulling through with the Sammies and bag of chips at the stops, and free ice-cream and pancakes WSU organise, I am thankful for everything WSU and the University have offered me. I am grateful for my amazing friends, all the kaitahi, and memories! During my time here I have become a proud member of Te Waiora and met the most amazing people who I share memories and friendships with that I will always hold close to my heart! Going into my 4th year of studies I wanted to apply for WSU Director to give back to the University that has done so much for me. It doesn’t matter whether your from the big cities or heil from a small town on the East Coast of Opotiki, you can get amongst boards like WSU, bring the hype and leave your mark. Nõreira mā te mahi tahi ka tutuki te wawata. Me pēnei te kõrero; e “kore e te rā o te waru”.
I also like long walks on the beach. Growing up in H-town I have been forced into loving street cats, wongs and mastering the skill of self deprecation. I will endeavour to bring my past experiences to deliver a stellar university experience to all!”
Kylee Nobilo
Rebekah Manning
Eulah de Witt
Waikato Students’ Union needs a broad student perspective and as a Faculty of Education student, I believe I would bring a voice to the boardroom that is unique to others. I’m a positive and friendly person who loves a chat, a laugh and a good time. I always work hard and really enjoy involving myself in different groups and experiencing new things. I’m extremely organised and punctual, and thrive being busy so will always be keen to be out and about among the student body. This year, I was the student representative on my Faculty Board, and represented Education students on the Academic Board. I would love the opportunity to take my skills to a greater level, and know that I could help make a positive difference for the students in our University.
Hey all! I’m Bekah, I’m in my second year of law at this fine institution, and I’m running for the role of Director. If you’ve ever met me, you’ll know I love a good bit of banter, and enjoy a night out as much as the next person, but that’s not all I am – I’m a dedicated student, an even more dedicated friend, and I can make a mean sausage sizzle. I have more experience with the halls of residence than most, meaning I spend time with first, second and third years, so I have a decent grasp on what each of these groups wants to see more and less of on campus, and I’d love to get some of those perspectives and thoughts turned into actions. It’d be great to receive your vote and be given the opportunity to help make 2019 an even better year than this one!
I’m Eulah and and I want to be one of your WSU Directors in 2019. My experience at the University of Waikato has been a marvellously positive one. My academic journey blossomed in 2014, when I first enrolled in the CUP course at the UoW. From here I attended two other universities, but the mighty Waikato summoned me back in 2016. Two years on, here I still am, and happy to be here. I’ve found people I can truly connect with through many clubs like MCSA, WMSSA, the bachata club and the rock climbing club. These groups are what swayed my decision making and propelled me to apply for this position at the Waikato Student Union. I want to bring to all of you a piece of the joy I’ve been given during my time here, and I want to do it well. If this means changing some things that need to be changed, or bringing you more of something you already love, I would be beyond willing to help make that happen for you. Keep an eye out for my Facebook page it’ll be launching soon!
Kemi Hughes I am Kemi Hughes, a doctoral candidate in the Faculty of Law and an international student. As a representative of the diversity that is characterised here at the University of Waikato, I am keen to work with other members of the board to develop strategies and programs that would be useful to the students at Waikato. I am particularly keen to offer studentcentric suggestions around healthcare needs and attendant financial factors affecting those needs which would be beneficial to students toward helping them make better and more informed decisions regarding their health. I am passionate about ideas regarding student needs and willing to share these ideas collaboratively with the board to ensure that the concerns of students are adequately handled. My background in law has provided and honed my skills in mediation and negotiation which would be useful to achieving the collective set goals of the Waikato Students’ Union.
Crush of the Week: Overindulgence You’ve worked, like, so hard this year. You totally deserve to buy that thing that you don’t really need and can’t really afford and keep spending up on food like you’re a middleclass adult who owns their own home. Exam time will soon be upon us; the time is nigh to strategically butter up your brain so that it cooperates with you as hell approaches. Is this psychologically supported? Nah, probably not. But, there you go – Nexus gives you permission.
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and I want Your Vote!!!!! WSU Election Lures Another Set of Critters out the Woodwork
After stocking up on vague promises, candidates for the Student Board are certain they’ll make a positive difference to student life. ‘I’m going to make food cheaper on campus and build a student bar! I look forward to finding out what the WSU is so I can make these changes!’
Bralettes and Bumbags Sell out in Lead up to Festival Season
Retailers nationwide have entered a state of crisis after the release of New Year’s lineups caused ~t r e n d y~ young adults to start getting “festi-ready”. ‘The R’n’V lineup isn’t even that good, ae?’ ‘Have you heard of Joey BadA$$?’
Avid Punter Left Flabbergasted After Being Denied Entry in Town
‘Oi FucK I’m not even THAt SmaSHED bro! BoUcners are honistley such CUYNTS they’re just PoWer hungery.’ Generic heavily-intoxicated “lad” enlightens fellow “lads”. ‘WhY the FuCk did they X mE??? Nah Fuck ThiS broO fuck BaCkbar bro fucK toWwn.’
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Reality Checks on the Dreams You Have for Your Life That Probably Won’t Work Out 1.
Owning your own home – How much do you have in your savings right now? Multiply that by about 100,000, and then we’ll think about it. Cheers, baby boomers! 2. Getting your dream job – Aim for the stars, kid, but also, lower your expectation. If you dream of being a hotshot lawyer, go for it but accept that working in admin and watching Suits in your spare time might be as far as that goes. 3. Married by 25 – Hahahahaha. Have you seen the state of us? Would you even wanna marry you? 4. Kids by 30 – Although to be fair, maybe this one can slide...heard those things are expensive. 5. Owning a fancy car – Perhaps you should instead set your sights to the Mazda 3 at Turners. Now, that’s a more practical investment. 6. Getting super fit and sexy – This would require you getting off your ass more and eating less crap. We know you’ve tried and failed many times. 7. Be a millionaire/billionaire – Think about it, though: people would expect you to shout the rounds and the Uber every time. How annoying. 8. Become famous – It would be great to get free stuff all the time, be invited to awesome events, meet other celebrities, and have your travel paid for but…uh...okay, no, actually missing out on this one sucks. 9. Have a happy, carefree life without being affected by negativity – If this is you, you’re probably the one people have a problem with. Dick. 10. Work for Nexus – Oh, but honey, you CAN! Out of all the dreams on this list, we can possibly make this one come TRUE and it’s the MOST desirable! Send us your work xx
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MANDY – DIRECTED BY PANOS COSMATOS REVIEW: ARCHIE PORTER
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Mandy is the new film by Italian director Panos Cosmatos. Like his last feature, Beyond the Black Rainbow, Mandy is very much a strange mashup of genres and ideas, relyingheavily on its hyper-stylization to carry the film. The year is 1983; Nicolas Cage stars as Red Miller, a loved-up lumberjack and partner of the titular Mandy. Their idyllic, solitary lifestyle is soon shattered by the arrival of an imposing religious cult and a demonic biker gang. As the situation spirals out of control, Red finds himself on a nightmarish odyssey of bloody vengeance. On a technical scale, Mandy has its merits. The film is very interesting visually, pulsating with ‘80s atmosphere and complemented by a fantastic original score by the late Jóhann Jóhannsson; it’s a real sensory overload. Cage’s performance is typically insane, but without this gimmick, the film would fall apart. The narrative is dull, merely a generic revenge plot. Pacing is also a major issue, with scenes lingering for unnecessarily long and irritating amounts of time. Tonally, the film is all over the place, taking itself far too seriously, to begin with, before slipping into almost self-parody. Overall, Mandy feels like a missed opportunity; setting up interesting concepts and effective world building before squandering its setup in the final act. The film is strongest as a trippy splatter-fest – an entertaining, albeit, shallow ordeal. If an insane Nicolas Cage exacting brutal revenge on a hillbilly cult and supernatural biker-gang sound like your thing, just skip halfway through. 18
In 1972, one unknown writer, amongst many, published what he no doubt thought to be his first of many novels to come. Interestingly enough, Flight From Time One would be Mr Romano’s only published work, besides the subsequent novelization of an episode from Banacek. After that – nothing. Considering I found this wretchedly-aged piece of Nixon-era sci-fi pulp at a book fair in Tauranga, I’d consider it a rare catch. Really though, the book itself isn’t so good; it’s a bizarre and incoherent romp through the world of astral projection, where our protagonist must take to the astral realm and defend the United States from a two-pronged assault perpetrated by rival Soviet astral-projectionists and— wait for it—interdimensional astral-projecting Nazis that are emerging from another time-space (Time Two) and are seeking to invade and enslave the protagonist’s time-space (Time One) to set about a new and greater Reich. If it sounds convoluted, that’s because it is. It also doesn’t help that the plot reads like a Marvel comic and spends 80% of the dialogue imitating rednecks and/or abusing toilet humour. It’s just a bizarre, bad book. Flight From Time One is the kind of novel where the story surrounding it is more interesting than the story inside. While certainly no Eye of Argon, it might be worth your time if you like trying very obscure books. Good luck finding it though!
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Delta Sleep are a band of extremes; they have the ability to create music that soars between elements of hard rock and indie. Their songs float on the lingering chords and cascading drum fills in Ghost City; a new album that only improves on their previous work. All too often, math rock bands can become lost in their own sinkholes of over-complicated rhythms and unnecessarily perplexing time signatures, but Delta Sleep has found a balance between the merits of both typical indie rock and its mathematical subgenre; further discerning their sound as a band. Conceptually, the album is gorgeous. As with their debut album, Twin Galaxies, the songs loosely follow a narrative based around a core story. Each song describes a world where technology has taken over; a tech-noir setting that is highlighted by the vivid lyrics of songs like ‘Single File’ and ‘After Dark’. Each member of the band adds their own merits to the record, but most notably, it is Blake Mostyn’s powerful drum grooves and Devin Yuceil’s refined vocals that form the driving force throughout each song. However, they do not dominate the mix, and the band, as a whole, feels more cohesive in their sound. Perhaps, I’m being a little partial to these guys but I make no apologies – if you haven’t yet heard this powerhouse of sound, I suggest you change that.
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DROPOUT
SEASON
THE STIGMA, THE CAUSE, AND WHY IT FEELS SO SHIT KIM SARE
As the end of semester draws closer existential meltdowns are on the rise, something which seems cause a fair few of us to drop out – or at least fantasise about for the duration of our studies. This week Kim Sare decided to delve a little deeper, finding the real reasons why so many students are calling it quits, and sitting down with a couple of professors to investigate the stigma surrounding those who never graduate. The stigma around dropping out of tertiary education has transcended generations and still proliferates across the globe. In 2016, Universities New Zealand recorded 172,000 students across the eight universities. However, more recent statistics show that the Government’s fee’s free first year of tertiary education has, so far, had no impact on university enrolment rates. Are New Zealanders losing interest in obtaining a higher education? Here at Nexus, we thought we’d take a look into how Kiwi students and experts feel about the stressors facing those enrolled in university courses, like the pressure to perform well academically and juggling independence with selfmanagement. In a Nexus-conducted survey, nearly 70% of
participants reported wanting to drop out of university at some point. Earning a degree is an individual and highly varied experience spanning several years, in the case of school leavers, of important social development. The most common reasons were pressure to get good grades, being overwhelmed or stressed, bad lecturers and tutors, uncertainty about the degree, worrying about the future, mental illness, and the high financial cost. On top of this, over 80% believe that university is the expected path coming out of high school due to a belief that they were influenced to believe that life would be difficult without a degree; fearing the possibility of poor employability, financial instability, and a generally average level of success throughout life. With all these factors being genuine 23
reasons for taking a break from study, why do so little of us act on how we’re feeling? The Tertiary Education Commission uses university retention rates as an indicator of the performance of tertiary education providers; as to how well students are engaged and supported by their institution. Early this year, the retention rate of first-year students was recorded at 80%, which is speculated to be a result of a falling unemployment rate. Following these findings, one could easily assume that students enjoy and feel supported by their university. However, our survey revealed that many students feel quite the opposite. Is there a possibility that the retention rate is so high because of the belief that without a degree we are destined for failure? Is it a result of the stigma and disappointment surrounding dropping out? We decided to talk to Waikato psychology professors Dr Carrie Barber and Dr Robert Isler to ascertain why dropping out is associated with shame and assumed failure. N: Why do you think students are wanting to drop out? CB: All sorts of reasons—could be financial problems, or feeling uncertain about their career plans, difficult personal issues, or just deciding that this is not the right path for them. RI: There are many reasons; financial, burnout, lost interest in the subject or becoming interested in something else, feeling alienated in an academic environment, not feeling supported enough, the need to work as well or have parenting responsibilities, or feeling lonely and disconnected. N: Is it a bad thing that there’s a stigma? Shouldn’t we be encouraging students to stick with it? CB: I think it could be a negative thing—if it makes people feel like a failure, or like what they have done is not worthwhile. It’s nice to finish a degree; it looks good on your résumé, and in many fields, it is an important step in preparing for a career, but this isn’t the only reason to go to university. We should support students to complete their study, but we shouldn’t pressure them to or judge them if they do something different. I think it’s a rare 18-year-old who really knows what they want to do for the rest of their life. Sometimes, a couple of years working is just the thing to help figure that out. RI: Stigmas are always hurtful and unhelpful. Universities need to support and encourage students as much as possible. N: Do you feel your students are engaged in your 24
classes? Or are they just there to get a degree? CB: A mix; many are engaged because they are really interested in the material, some are just sitting there. I think, unfortunately, many seem to learn through the way schools are set up, where the purpose of the class is to pass the test and the purpose of taking classes is to get a degree. That’s not the best way to learn, and I don’t believe that’s what a university is for. RI: I am lucky—it seems that students can relate to my subject and they normally enjoy it. Also, first year and postgraduate students are mostly enthusiastic. N: What measures could be taken to reduce the dropout rates? CB: Make student, staff, and community wellbeing central considerations in planning changes. RI: More support for students. Also, students need to connect more with each other and create study and social groups within classes. N: What can students do to make sure they’re following the right path for them after leaving high school? CB: Remain open to exploring different interests— especially during the first year. Don’t think of changing paths as a mistake or a waste of time. All those things you’ve learned may come in handy. RI: Finding out during high school what subjects they are particularly interested in. I feel students should have a break after high school, like an O.E., and find out about their passions, which does not necessarily lead to university. N: Many students these days feel like they have to get a degree just to get a foot in the door to the working world. What’s your perspective on this? CB: In some areas, that’s true, and in other areas, not. In any case, while you’re getting a degree, you might as well learn some things; so, take things you enjoy, be curious, and find a way to make it worthwhile. RI: There are many ways up the mountain. University is not the only path for a successful career. N: There are almost certainly students currently studying who are feeling conflicted about continuing their study. What advice would you have for them? CB: Talk to people you trust and respect, think about what you value, and what you want in your life. If you need to take some time off to figure out what that is, that’s fine – you can always come back. RI: Get help from career advisors, talk to good friends and caregivers, and check websites. There is much help out there – find out about what other students do in your situation.
Dropout Rates: Faculty Breakdown* FACULTY OF ARTS AND SOCIAL SCIENCES: 20.85%
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FACULTY OF COMPUTING AND MATHEMATICAL SCIENCES: 14.87%
TE KURA TOI TANGATA – FACULTY OF EDUCATION: 15.6%
TE PIRINGA – FACULTY OF LAW: 12.95%
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12,229 students are currently enrolled at the University of Waikato >43,000 students graduate across the country each year 88% of New Zealanders with a degree or a higher qualification have higher levels of satisfaction than those who don’
FACULTY OF SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING: 11.75%
TE PUA WANANGA KI TE AO – FACULTY OF MĀORI AND INDIGENOUS STUDIES: 39% WAIKATO MANAGEMENT SCHOOL: 13% *Average utilises provisional figures for 2017. 25
Episode 1: The Mainstream Menace ARCHIE PORTER Tension has arisen in the Nexus office. After successfully stealing the aux, and running that column firmly into the ground, I’ve decided to mix things up by stealing the HDMI. Despite certain members of the editorial team ferociously attempting to flex at what can and can’t be classified as “mainstream” – I just can’t be fucking stopped. Undeterred by the somewhat cultured oppressors trying to silence me, here are some “mainstream” films that I think everyone should see. Hopefully, in time, Nexus can return to its once peaceful state. TAXI
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Scorsese’s magnum opus, Taxi Driver, remains one of the darkest and most powerful films of them all. While his filmmaking career has been pretty enormous, and surprisingly diverse, with excellent works such as Mean Streets, After Hours, and Raging Bull, Taxi Driver still ranks at the top. Robert De Niro stars in his best performance as mentally unstable war veteran Travis Bickle. Throughout the film, we see New York subjectively through his eyes, as he navigates the violent, crime-ridden streets and succumbs to his dark, isolated lifestyle. Rife with brilliant performances, dark humour, unforgettable scenes, and unflinching violence, Taxi Driver is a near perfect film. SCORSESE:
ERASERHEAD (1977) – DIRECTED BY DAVID LYNCH:
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don’t like his other works, but there’s something extremely powerful about Eraserhead that keeps me coming back to it year after year. Its monochrome imagery stays with you long after the credits have rolled, and the dark, brooding, industrial churning that plays throughout much of the film reverberates deep inside you. Regardless of what you think of the film, it’s utterly unforgettable. The first time I saw it years ago, I’d never seen a film so daring; so boldly self-assured and precise in its depiction of surrealism and the grotesque. It’s a dark, unsettling nightmare. MAGNOLIA (1999) – DIRECTED BY PAUL THOMAS
Paul Thomas Anderson’s 1999 epic Magnolia is a mesmerizing drama about coincidence, loss of innocence, the search for meaning, happiness, and ultimately, forgiveness. The film blends a huge ensemble of superstars—Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, the late Philip Seymour Hoffman, William H. Macy, and John C. Reilly—forming a complex and brilliant mosaic of interconnected characters. Every time I watch it, I’m thoroughly engaged by the characters and their storylines, mesmerized by Anderson’s technological skill and vision, and emotionally affected by the film’s sheer power. ANDERSON:
The End of Sem Exam Cram KIM SARE Exams. Gotta love them. As if it’s not bad enough that there are about a billion assignments and tests due in the two weeks beforehand, our lecturers have to go and make us sit through at least two hours of sniffling, paper turning, and unsettling stares from exam supervisors. Of course, this means I’m back with another column filled with pointless tips that everyone already knows. So, settle in kids – I’m here to help. The first thing about studying? Actually do it. Even if it’s just the night before, be sure to take a glance over the old lecture notes, and maybe have Panopto playing in the background; this helps to create the illusion that you’ve actually done some work and given it some effort. Better yet, it means you don’t have to lie when mum calls to ask if you’ve been studying. On top of this, if you somehow do well in the exam, you won’t be that asshole that gets an A without even trying. A win all around. At the end of the day, C’s get degrees, but employers want workers. When you have an actual job, you’ll actually be expected to do work. Shocker. Why not use our younger years to instil some good habits, so we don’t contribute to that god awful stereotype of unemployed graduates, k? The second rule of study season: don’t be a dick. If you’re in halls, the noise and alcohol ban can be an absolute killer. But, when you’re the one who’s trying to study and your neighbours won’t shut the fuck up, you’ll realise how shitty it is. No one is saying you can’t party, just don’t party loud or late. If you wanna do that, make friends with the sleazy second years and 28
you’re sure to be welcome at several flats around the uni. Now, if you’re one of those lucky buggers who doesn’t have any exams, just get out right now. The fact that you pretty much finish uni a good three weeks before the rest of us and can, therefore, do whatever the hell you want during these lovely Spring days only fuels the fire of hatred felt towards you. Best to refrain from reminding everyone you don’t have exams or you’ll suffer an endless stream of bullying. Of course, this column is nothing without a feelgood paragraph. Exams are bloody terrible no matter how smart or prepared you are. Be sure to take some time for yourself and actually venture beyond the walls of your room or the Library. Get some damn fresh air and vitamin D and stop stressing – even just for a moment. While everyone makes a huge deal out of A’s and good marks, these are not the be all and end all of life. Mental, physical, and emotional health are more important than some number on a paper. Make sure to check in with friends and see how they’re doing. Socialise a little. If there’s one thing I’m sure all uni students know, it’s that even suffering is a little better with company.
Girls Rock! Camp Aotearoa Is Changing the Familiar Face of Our Local Music Scene JARED IPSEN Girls Rock! Camp Aotearoa is working to level the playing field of New Zealand’s musical landscape – one chord at the time. There is a lack of diversity in our local scene. It’s fed by the bands we book, the people who book them, and the musicians we choose to support. As a dude, that’s been putting shows on since back when music stores were still selling cassettes, I’m definitely guilty of not doing enough to make sure everyone is represented. Collectively, we have the power to change things by thinking more about the shows we put on, and making room for the next generation to be heard; we just have to be more intentional about the decisions we make. ‘Young women and gender minorities face so many obstacles when it comes to playing music and participating in music scenes,’ says Nicole Gaffney, member of local emo band, Carb On Carb. ‘We see the disparity between the self-confidence these youth have and their abilities—not only in music but in many other fields. There is still a large problem of representation in our scenes, as well as condescending and ignorant attitudes towards those who are trying to change the status quo.’ Nicole serves as part of the Girls Rock! Camp Alliance, an international movement that, for the last 17 years, have used music to empower and build a community for women, trans* and gender non-
conforming youth. Applications for next year’s camp open this September, where 40 rangatahi will have access to workshops on songwriting, unrealistic beauty standards in the media, music history, and feminism. Last year’s crowdfunding campaign saw the Girls Rock! crew raise over $8,100 (their goal was $7,000), in addition to the support they received from APRA, MAINZ, Recorded Music New Zealand, and the NZ Music Commission. As well as paying for gear hire and tutors, Girls Rock! cover costs of young people that may not afford to attend otherwise. ‘At Girls Rock! Camp Aotearoa, we believe in providing safe spaces for youth to express themselves without fear of being judged or ridiculed,’ Nicole says. ‘When we support and care for each other and our rangatahi, our communities will grow and strengthen. Music and creative expression are accessible, community-based, collaborative, and political; we use these tools to build a loud, celebratory, and formidable movement.’ I fucking love the DIY attitude that we hold in our musical communities. If someone sees a problem, they do something about it. That’s been the whole point of writing these articles: we’re allowed to question why things the way they are, and create things that should be but aren’t. And sometimes, we need to step back from the position we hold and give room to the voices of others. 29
Thanks, Grandma KAITLIN STEWART There’s a lot you can learn from a trip to the op shop. Prices may vary dramatically store to store, however, the smell everywhere is the same. But, in every single store, you will find clothing from the largest variety of decades—the ‘80s, early ‘00s, the ‘60s—there’s something for everyone. A lot of inspiration can be taken from these pieces, having been all the rage in their prime. So let your fake ‘90s kid—who can’t remember anything prior to 2002—point out some of the best styles available at a SaveMart near you. One trend that has crept its way back onto Instagram is the Y2K aesthetic that Kylie and the other Kardashians have inherited from Xtina and Britney. We’re talking early 2000s, Paris Hilton with a Chihuahua in her handbag type shit. Within this fashion fad, we have an entire branch of sub-styles evolving. The Matrixstyle leather trench coat, slim black shades, plain shoes now sported at every fashion week lineup. The Juicy Couture velour tracksuit popping up on every Instainfluencers’ page. It may have gotten lost in the late 2000s, but let me assure you, it is back and thriving. Ah, the ‘90s. Some great style rose from this decade and remains highly influential in today’s fashion industry. I’ve probably mentioned the ‘90s about five million times throughout my Rad Rags tenure. Due to how recent it was—if 20 years ago is deemed recent, I mean—most of the clothing or brands you’ll find in a thrift store will be from the ‘90s. And hey! I’m not complaining. Flannel shirts, denim on denim, plaid everything – oh, the list goes on! If you haven’t already gathered, this decade is 100% my biggest style inspiration. I can’t see why anyone wouldn’t fall in love with the beauty that is the grunge aesthetic. I’m slightly hesitant towards the 1980s; the decade of the Rubix Cube. I just got that off Google, apologies. Plenty of trends arising from this era would not be anything you would find me sporting. For anyone who lived during the ‘80s reading this, I’m so sorry for my ridiculous generalisations. Neon activewear, perms, shoulder pads—yikes. Alongside the horrific fashion choices, co-ords were big back then. A sweet matching blazer and pants were a major look; influential enough that it has snuck its way back into the street style scene. An outfit choice I welcome back with open arms.
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AUTEUR HOUSE Subjective Ranking: When the “Wrong” Films Win RICHARD SWAINSON Amongst the 57 features screened recently in Hamilton as part of our annual International Film Festival, two stood out. Shoplifters by Japanese auteur Hirokazu Kore-eda—which won the Palme d’Or at Cannes—and The Wild Pear Tree by Turkish director Nuri Bilge Ceylan—which arguably should have. In how many other years at Cannes has the “wrong” film won? It’s a subjective call, but one I’m willing to attempt. Here’s a list, in chronological order: 1956: The Silent World, co-directed by Jacques Costeau and Louis Malle, beat Satyajit Ray’s Pather Panchali. The Costeau film, one of the first to depict undersea diving in colour, dates horribly. Costeau blows up coral reefs, slaughters whales and tortures sea turtles, all in the name of science. Pather Panchali, by contrast, a candidate for the finest Indian film of all time, put both its director and its country on the cinematic map. 1959: Black Orpheus beat Francois Truffaut’s The 400 Blows and Alain Resnais’ Hiroshima Mon Amour. Whatever the merits of Orpheus, a dark, classicallyinfluenced musical, they pale next to those of the two French New Wave classics. Arguably, neither Truffaut nor Resnais ever made better films. 1965: Richard Lester’s The Knack...and How to Get It beat Kwaidan and The Shop on Main Street. After A Hard Day’s Night, Lester could do no wrong. The Knack is stunningly shot and edited but its tale of a couple playboys in swinging London and the woman who comes between them is wafer thin. Kwaidan, a 32
three-hour Japanese horror that is both atmospheric and unforgettable, or The Shop on Main Street, a heartbreaking, seriocomic take on the Holocaust from Czechoslovakia—which later won an Oscar—would have been much better choices. 1973: The Hireling and Scarecrow beat The Mother and the Whore. How bizarre that France’s premiere festival failed to recognise one of the key movies in the country’s history; often thought of as the ultimate summation and end point of New Wave style and themes. Instead, Cannes honoured two comparatively minor works from Britain and the United States – movies that are barely remembered today. 2001: The Son’s Room beat Mulholland Drive and The Piano Teacher. A quiet, subtle film about grief and loss inexplicably overcame both David Lynch’s towering piece of contemporary surrealism and Michael Haneke’s harrowing adaptation of a Nobel Prize winner’s novel. Mulholland Drive now tops most “best of the century” polls.
Pick Ya Parents CAMERON MCROBIE We’ve all heard the classic mantras drilled into ya from way back – something along the lines of “talent only gets you so far” and “hard work and motivation always trumps natural ability”. Here’s food for thought: that’s fucking wrong. When it comes to excelling in a particular sport, choose your parents – that’s all there is to it. Most sports have a general build or biological makeup that suits the actions, movement and nature of the said sport. You certainly won’t see a lanky bean-pole trying out for prop at a high level of competition. Nor will you see any stout kegs of players lacking speed and finesse aiming for fullback. Muscle size can be increased with hard work and training – but have ya ever been to the gym and seen the freaks who no sooner than look at the weights have already packed on an inch to each arm and doubled their squat? These specimens have a natural inclination to be stronger than those of us whose parents weren’t both weightlifters breeding with the sole intention of creating the Incredible Hulk. The opposite goes without saying, if you’re naturally a beast of a human—descended from a long line of lumberjacks, blacksmiths and other occupations or pastimes that typically evolve a larger frame—you probably won’t be able to keep up with the slight twig of speedster in a marathon whose ancestors were likely messengers
and farmers, developing small frames and slow twitch muscle fibres which typically suit medium-intensity physical activity over an extended period of time, rather than explosive, highintensity, exhaustive movements over a short period. The genetics of a person can be tricked and worked around to a point— for instance, you can train strength at the gym or starve yourself and stay on a bike all day to get somewhat close to the physique and ability of a Le Tour De France cyclist—but the one physical attribute you absolutely cannot work around is height. Though at lower levels, basketball players (and rowers) can be short and still excel, progressing through the ranks—selectors are often incredibly heightist. For every six hours you can put into training, there’ll be a baller six inches closer to the hoop that simply doesn’t need to train their box jump or watt-farmer that can add an extra meter to their rowing stroke just by stretching out. If you’re playing a sport for the enjoyment, then bloody good on ya; this entire piece doesn’t apply to you. However, if you’ve got the genetic odds stacked against your for any sport you want to be at the top of the game in, a simple code-hop might do you wonders and you can actually put that top work ethic to a non-futile use. Alternately, just choose your parents and tailor your biological needs to suit you. Easy peasy. 33
The Dollhouse
This postgraduate haven is home to high achievers; a dwelling of cultured tastes, arty crafty shrines, and a passionate hatred for condensation. Though, despite the ever-present plague of dampness, these queens provide a cosy sanctuary in heart of the student suburbs.
Oh my goodness gracious! This week, our attendees truly spice it up; not only did they have a few cheeky bevvies beforehand, they enjoyed each other’s company, and potentially shared pleasantries as the night progressed. HE SAID:
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I started the night off with a Jägerbomb to calm the nerves and boost my confidence a little bit. Amateur mistake on my behalf as I broke the seal before even leaving the flat and came to the realisation that the men’s toilet at House on Hood would soon be my best mate. I rocked up to the all too familiar House on Hood at about 7:10, early like a true gentleman and was shown to our table for the night by a waitress. I pre-ordered two long island ice tea and waiting for my date to arrive. About half n hour of waiting around fidgeting on my phone she finally arrived and I was starstruck, I came on this date with a very low expectation just so I wouldn’t get disappointed so when this petite blond female with an amazing smile approached the table I felt like I hit the jackpot. After a few drinks and trying out the creme brulee for the first time I realised we had a lot in common and got along surprisingly well. The bar tab lasted roughly an hour so we decided to head back to hers to continue drinking then made our way back to town where we played a few games of pool and had a fair few drinks. End of the night started to approach so we caught a cab back to mine to Netflix and chill, and well the rest is history. Just like to thank the waitress that looked after us that night for being an amazing hostess and Nexus magazine for this amazing opportunity and would definitely recommend giving it a go.
So, the night started with the usual rushing around to quickly apply makeup and find a suitable outfit to wear. I made the rookie mistake of driving myself because in my head the bar was set extremely low, and I really was not expecting much, especially not to get wasted. To be honest I kind of went for the free food. But anyway, absolute rookie mistake because I was stressing to find a park and ended up parking in a questionable spot and didn’t fancy getting my second parking ticket of the day.I walked in and sat down at the table, we had good banter from the get go and the guy kind of looked like the main guy off crazy rich Asians. So yeah, he was Asian. I’m not usually attracted to Asian guys, but I came in with an open mind, and on the other hand, his personality was definitely 10/10. After a few Long islands we realised that the bar tab was basically gone and were like oh shit, now what? I was keen to carry on drinking but didn’t exactly have the funds to buy drinks in town, so I thought we should buy a box of nothing else but the classic ‘Smirnoff ice and get drunk at my house before going to town’. Long story short the drinks went down a treat and we went to town where I proceeded to beat him in pool by sinking three balls at once – deffs a highlight of the night. At this point we were pretty cooked for a Wednesday night and town was dead so we decided to go back to his and watch a ‘movie’… I feel like he might have been a vampire in his past life because I need to go and buy a turtleneck or concealer today. Bad decisions for the win.
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