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Apple Cider
You too can enjoy the refreshing taste of an ice-cold apple cider and going out for a piss a total of three thousand times throughout the night.
Pure Blonde
A solid drink for the jock who doesn’t want to let himself go and still thinks you need to drink beer to retain jock status despite his entire friend group being solidly addicted to Vodka Cruisers. Low carbs, low standards.
Vodka
Mix it with some clean and crisp soda water or strive for something more experimental and fuse it with Mountain Dew, potentially blinding yourself in the process. Therein lies the beauty of Vodka, the incredibly versatile paint thinner lets you decide your fate.
Purple Pals
The perfect refreshment for anyone who is wanting to jump on the vodka soda wave without it tasting too much like dishwashing detergent. Part-Time Rangers walked so Pals could run and although I don’t know which has fewer calories for our health-conscious problem drinkers I also don’t care. At this point, the canned soda hybrid companies are beefing over which cans look the coolest and that’s why Pals is here.
White Wine
See above but you can have it cold so infinitely better. I say this with all offence to our lukewarm liquid consumers and sensible tea enthusiasts. You can send all complaints to icecoldbeveragesaresuperior@obviously.com.
Smirnoff Ice Double Blacks
A really good way to spot the one person at the party you want to avoid. If someone purposely picked up a box of Double Blacks they have absolutely nothing to lose. They are now but a shell of a human being and are either immune to violent sugar crashes and severe heartburn or are punishing themselves.
Long Whites
Although not quite the darling they once were, Long Whites still hold a place on a list like this based on flavour alone. Some of your mates will spit on you depending on the flavour you choose but these are the same people that will vorteke their entire box on Instagram. You could ditch feijoa or just get new mates.
Tui
Perhaps the smartest of the low tier beer options, the Tui questions are a decent ice breaker for every situation. Got to the party far too early? Pop a question. Awkward silence following a particularly brutal beer pong defeat? Pop a question. Just spewed on your mate’s couch, the closest person screams, the music cuts out and the entire room turns around to look at you? ‘What’s the longest river in North America?’
Nitro
Decent pickup if you want the entire party to know you’re going through a break-up and to automatically flag that one responsible friend who will need to look after you past 9pm. A very fitting name, Nitro works a lot like Nitro on
Red Wine
For the older, more mature post-grad student who prefers a touch of class to pair with their fifth pinger in two weeks. Great for a BYO however a logistical nightmare at house parties but hey, if you want to drink warm insta-stain juice then who cares about carrying around a glass and two bottles and bum fumbling the entire inventory every time you give someone a hug, make that shit happen.
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Nexus Party S WOULD YOU RATHER be at a no alcohol, no drugs party
OR be at a party with a Nickelback Covers Band who only knew how to play ‘Photograph’, on repeat?
WOULD YOU RATHER to a party where you hardly know anybody
OR go to a party where no one does anything else but hang around the beer pong table all night?
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WOULD YOU RATHER be in costume at a themed party where hardly anyone dressed up
OR be at a party where a recent ex is hooking up with someone new?
WOULD YOU RATHER be at a party comprised en�rely of theatre kids
OR DnB breathers?
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be on a Venga Boys party bus full of drunk Karens complaining about their first world problems
go to a murder mystery party with David Bain
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would you rather take your girlfriend with a long ponytail to a housewarming at John Key’s?
WOULD YOU RATHER go to a party on a promise you made out of loyalty to a good friend
OR on the same night, would you take up the invite to one that’s going to be far more fun but s�tch up your mate who’s not invited?
WOULD YOU RATHER be at a party with no music and no one talking
OR at a karaoke party for tone-deaf people where the only song op�on was Cyndi Lauper’s ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’?
WOULD YOU RATHER go to a party full of sugar-hyped 3-year-olds
OR full of emo pre-teens?
cenarios
We wanted to understand where the line was with our current group of contributors so we asked them to put some party scenarios out there. We would like to tell you that there are no right or wrong answers, and that is mostly true. Feel free to send us a Snapchat with some of yours.
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give a Pelican
s�nk out the bathroom at the party
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receive a Pelican?
throw up obviously in the kitchen sink?
WOULD YOU RATHER pay $50 for an Uber
OR have your mum come in to the party when she picks you up?
WOULD YOU RATHER wake up a�er the party to find that someone has stolen all of your cutlery
OR find that a window has been smashed?
WOULD YOU RATHER have to ask someone for help to open every single drink
OR drop every third bo�le on the ground?
WOULD YOU RATHER David Benne� came to your party
OR that he didn’t?
WOULD YOU RATHER be trapped in the basement from the movie Saw
OR be at an Orchard Park party?
WOULD YOU RATHER be at Armie Hammer's dinner party
OR in line to use the bathroom at Oscar Pistorius' gold medal bash?
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