The Toasty Tabloid Volume 1 Issue 1

VOLUME 1 ISSUE 1

The Toasty Tabloid APRIL 2016

KENTLAKE KEY CLUB | DIVISION 32

TABLE OF CONTENTS  President’s Letter  New Officer Introductions  DCON 2016  Month(s) in Review  Up Coming Events  Jersey Mike’s Fundraiser  Social Media  Key Club Chant & Pledge

PRESIDENT’S LETTER Hello! My name is Tera and I’ll be serving as you 2016-2017 president. I’m super excited to start another term as I served as the secretary by winning with a rap during elections last year.

Key Club is why I wake up in the morning and why the world seems 32 times brighter which is why I ran for presidency this year. My goal is to spread the love for keys and community service to as many people as I can. One of my biggest accomplishments has to be the day I watch an entire season of Law and Order: SVU in one day during the summer. My favorite color is red and my favorite instrument to play is the Melodica. I hope I can serve everyone well so remember to stay toasty!

NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS Division 32 LTG Ashley Villanueva Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?

A. My favorite thing about Key Club would definitely have to be the passion and willingness that members all over our division, district, and world have to make a change our community for the better.

Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?

A. Okay, so the thing with this is I don’t have a specific type of music that I like. However, I know when I don’ like a type of music or a specific song. It’s hard to explain.

Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?

A. When I got this question previously, I said I’d be a mix between a corgi and a dragon. I’ll stick with that – a dra-corg-on.

Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?

A. I was a wee little freshman, and a few (really awesomely incredible) seniors came into my English class on the second week of school and talked to us briefly about Key Club. Noting that it didn’t seem like a club that I would dislike, I decided to try it out and attend a meeting or two. Since then, I’ve never regretted this decision.

Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A. Probably goldfish crackers.

Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?

A. I’m not really sure.

NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS President Tera Chea Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?

A. My favorite thing about Key Club is how at home I feel. The thing with Key Club is everyone that’s in the club shares the same mindset when it comes to community service.

With that kind of mindset, everyone’s always willing to help out someone in need which tends to make really nice and welcoming people. I’ve met so many amazing individuals through this club and the memories I’ve made are irreplaceable. Key Club is not just a club, it’s a family.

Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?

A. I’ll listen to just about anything as long as it isn’t country.

Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?

A. A lamp so I can always brighten up someone’s day. Or possibly burn the house down.

Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?

A. I first decided to join Key Club when my friend’s older sister was an officer and she told me to go. Also there was pizza. Also I literally had no life outside of school.

Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A. Chicken tenders.

Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?

A. I have a cat named Beyoncé and she’s fat and gray and very cute. On another note, I’ve been told I’m intimidating because I don’t naturally smile and I don’t talk first but if you really want to know the truth, I’m actually really shy and this one time I took a nap for six hours and then started crying over Sailor Moon. So please don’t be afraid to talk to me! I promise I don’t hate you, it’s just my face.

NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS Vice President Cayla Dreisbach Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?

A. My favorite thing would have to be seeing everyone coming together and helping out our community.

Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?

A. I listen to everything basically from Jazz to Modern but I can’t stand Country, sorry :^) Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?

A. I would probably become a jellyfish? Mainly because of the colors and they don’t have responsibilities.

Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?

A. I first joined Key Club because of how Tera introduced it to our first period class and the idea of creating more friends.

Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A. Hmmm… Probably smoothies’ man. Technically I’m eating one thing that’s made of many foods so I’m cheating, but I love smoothies’ so :^) Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?

A. I’m a hardcore musician and I practice a LOT whether it’s listening to the piece or screaming into my saxophone while my finger bleed. So peaceful.

NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS Secretary RuthAnne Kepler Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?

A. My favorite thing about Key Club is that you can get to know people that you never would’ve talked to which is really cool because I’m not very good at making friends on my own.

Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?

A. I listen to pretty much everything but I really like classical, swing era music and dream-pop.

Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?

A. If I could become anything it would be an old person because I really want to have those weird leathery hands and to have literally no responsibilities.

Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?

A. I joined Key Club because some of my friends were in it so I decided to try it and it turns out I really liked it.

Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A. Probably mashed potatoes because I’m a boring white person Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?

A. I guess I want people to know that if I talk to you and I’m not very open it’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because I just have some trouble talking to people I don’t know.

NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS Treasurer Taryn Nourse Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?

A. My favorite thing about Key Club is how it connects people. You meet new people and create friendships that can change your life.

Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?

A. The only music I really listen to is Panic! At The Disco. I listen to them because I just love Brendon Urie’s voice and the songs are amazing Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?

A. I would become a calculator because then I could finally solve everything that doesn’t add up.

Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?

A. I wanted to become more connected to my school and the community. I had been wanting to join a club and Key Club struck me as a unique and fun club to be in.

Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A. I would eat mac and cheese! It’s delicious, easy to make, and just the best food.

Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?

A. I’m really awkward when you first meet me but once I get comfortable I really enjoy getting to know you.

NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS Bulletin Editor Kaitlin Nguyen Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?

A. I love knowing that a bunch of diverse people are coming together for the greater good of their community and can bond on that idea while still making new friends.

Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?

A. I literally listen to everything but Country. Like I listen to people like Halsey, BMTH, Major Laser, Amarante, etc. but nothing Country related. I don’t know why but I just don’t favor it. Everything else soothes me and helps me unwind while Country is kinda just cringey to me.

Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?

A. I’D TOTALLY BECOME A WOLF!!! Wolves are my favorite animal and I naturally find them to be majestic and mysterious. I’d want to see things from their perspective and figure out their behavioral patterns.

Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?

A. I heard about Key Club from Tera and Maregyle and decided that it would be cool to join a club that could help you earn your community service hours for graduation.

Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A. Probably pasta since there are a variety of them and you can eat them in several different ways. Plus they’re my favorite food and I almost never get tired of eating it.

Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?

A. At first, when I meet you, I may be slightly shy and introverted.

But the more that I hang around you and get more comfortable, I eventually become really talkative and energetic. In my free-time, I’m usually on my phone so feel free to contact me by text or social media. I am almost always hungry and eat a lot more than I should.

NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS Event Planner Bernadette Sheran Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?

A. Meeting new people and making new friends in new places, especially at DCON or DCM’s.

Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?

A. I will listen to ANYTHING because music is my lifestyle and passion.

Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?

A. I’d become a superhero because some people out here need some saving and I love to help people out as much as I can.

Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?

A. I was going to join originally because it would be a way to stay connected with my friends since I moved almost every year and I love helping out the community but I finally did join officially this year and instantly fell in love and wished I joined sooner.

Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A. Pizza, you can never go wrong with or burgers, now those are good but I do love me some bubble tea.

Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?

A. I’m a pretty good chef and baker #ChefBernieInTheKitchen

DCON 2016 DCON 2016 at the Seattle Convention Center this year was a huge success!!! Not only did we have a lot of fun and made new friends, but Division 32 took home 5 awards along with THE SPIRIT STICK!!! Good job guys and keep up the good work!

These are some of the group pictures that were taken courteously by Tovi

Agtay from Division 19/36 while at the convention.

MONTH(S) IN REVIEW North West Harvests

Green Kent Work Parties

UP COMING EVENTS 

Earth Day Event o Celebrate Earth Day by cleaning up the park o Saturday, April 16th, 9AM-12PM o Morrill Meadows Park  99% chance that Kentridge will be there

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Green Kent Work Party o Help improve the appearance of a nearby neighborhood by removing blackberry bushes o Saturday, April 32rd, 9AM-12PM o Springwood Park

Jersey Mike’s Fundraiser  Help raise money for our club by going to the Jersey Mike’s in Covington every Monday from 4PM-8PM in April and buying food!

 10% of every purchase will help go to out clubs funds

 Make sure to tell them that you’re part of Kentlake’s Key Club so that your purchase will count!

 17309 SE 270th Pl #119, Covington, WA 98042

SOCIAL MEDIA, PLEDGE, & CHANT

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Key Club Pledge I pledge, on my honor, to uphold the Objects of Key Club International; to build my home, school and community; to serve my nation and God; and combat all forces which tend to undermine these institutions.

Key Club Chant HEY KEY CLUBBERS! HOW DO YOU FEEL? WE FEEL GOOD! OH WE FEEL SO GOOD, UH! DOUBLE IT UP! UH! UH! TRIPLE IT UP! UH! UH! UH! ONE LONG UH! UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

RAPPER STYLE! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! TOASTY! *Holds up peace sign with fingers*