Welcome to my summer of sport, folks - the months when I lose all inhibitions when it comes to vans which serve food and fully immerse myself in the joys of a multitude of sins straight off the back of a lorry (well, truck).
First to my annual tour of England's cricket test match venues, which I rank first according to their food offering, second according to the quality of their wickets.
Last year, Edgbaston retained the top spot I awarded in 2015 for its inspired Ashes test match barbecue complete with pop-up beach, deck chairs and tinnies. Not only that, there was a big screen showing the game for those whose fifth Foster's rendered them incapable of leaving their deck chair to return to the match.
Headingley serves up a very fine fish and chip, Old Trafford does a good doughnut, while back at Edgbaston, the Indian street food is the best you'll find this side of Mumbai. Meanwhile, over at Wimbledon this year, the people from Leon supplied a healthful range of sarnies....