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CONTENTS AUGUST 19, 2015 VOL39 NO10

10 HELLO FREEDOM. GOODBYE IDENTITY. 14 CHEERS TO MORE AFFORDABLE HEALTH 16 WE’RE GUNNA POP SOME TAGS 17 KILLER KICKS THAT WON’T ROUNDHOUSE YOUR WALLET 20 APP’D TO SAVE YOU SOME COIN

CHEAP EATS AND DISCOUNT SUDS 24 GET VEGGIE WIT’ IT

STOCKING UP: THE BROKE AS A JOKE EDITION 38 CALENDAR 44 BAR TAB 46 FEAR OF REJECTION 50 BACKWORDS

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FROM THE INBOX I AM A GAY MAN in his 70s. I was bor n

in easter n Europe and my parents and family were refugees from Transylvania (Hungar y at that time). I arrived in this countr y when I was 7 years old. Needless to say, I experienced much discrimination growing up in the 50s and 60s. I was drafted into the militar y upon graduation from college. I completed my graduate degree in my 40s. I consider myself extremely lucky at receiving a scholarship to attend the University of Colorado in Boulder. My 50-year high-school reunion was in a town in northern Colorado. I had a partner at the time so I sent in a letter with pictures of my partner and myself, and received not a single response from a graduating class of ’52. I also came out to my family. They said they all knew, but the only one who has accepted it fully is my twin sister, with whom I can talk openly. After completing my working career, I was fortunate to begin volunteering at the Denver Botanic Gardens where I am starting my 6 AU GUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

16th year. I was also fortunate to have volunteered at the Hospice of St. John’s in Lakewood. I would like to see gay men in Capitol Hill, where I live, walking hand in hand and displaying affection just as heterosexual couples do, and I especially would like to see gay men dancing together at the Cheesman Pavilion. Perhaps one day, two gay men will have their wedding ceremony there. Thank you, Michael Gellner.

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COLORADO CONGRESSWOMAN A LEADING FORCE BEHIND THE EQUALITY ACT ON JULY 23, HOUSE AND Senate Democrats introduced

a landmark bill that would see non-discrimination protections extended to the LGBT community on a federal level. Titled the Equality Act, the bill has a very close Colorado connection, with US Rep. Diana DeGette (CO-01) being one of its key original co-sponsors.

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According to the congresswoman’s press release, the Equality Act would “amend the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and other existing laws to prohibit discrimination based on actual or perceived sexual orientation or gender identity in the areas of employment, education, credit, housing, federal funding, jury service, and public accommodations.” “I think it’s really important that if we’re going to say we’re a society that’s based on equality, we should have true equality throughout our statutes,” says DeGette, who is vice chair of the LGBT caucus in Congress and has been since it was formed in 2008. Colorado is actually one of few states that already prohibits discrimination against LGBT people in public accommodations, school, or in the workplace. In 31 states, it’s still legal to fire someone because of their sexual orientation or gender identity, and in 28 states same-sex couples can’t even sue if their landlord evicts them for those same reasons. Only 14 states have existing laws that prohibit discrimination against LGBT students in schools. DeGette says no one in Congress has asked her about Colorado’s law yet, but she believes that will come with time, as she and her colleagues introduced the bill just two weeks ago and Congress is now on August recess. It could be a different story in the fall. “The Colorado example can be a good example as we press for passage of this legislation to show that it can and does work in this state.” 8 AUGUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

The Equality Act serves as a wakeup call following the euphoria around the legalization of same-sex marriage. Whereas before many same-sex couples felt punished because they couldn’t get married, in many states they can now suffer punishment for getting married. “[The introduction of this bill] is a demonstration that we still don’t have full equality in this country,” says DeGette. “When the Supreme Court came down with its decision for marriage equality, the leadership of the LGBT caucus then said, ‘Okay, now it’s time for us to really make a bold statement going forward.’” And they have with the Equality Act, the first such comprehensive bill of its kind. DeGette’s office played a pivotal role in soliciting co-sponsors for the bill, of which it already has more than 200 — at last count, 168 in the House (all Democrats) and 39 in the Senate (37 Democrats and two Independents). There have been no Republican co-sponsors. “I guess our job in the fall is to try and get some Republican co-sponsors and to convince people that the Republican leadership needs to bring this bill up through committee and to the floor for a vote.” With Republican majorities in both the House and Senate, the success of this bill is in question. But DeGette is optimistic. “We will have equality, because it’s the right thing to do and in America we’re based on equal justice for all,” she says. “And so we will have equality, but I think it’ll be

DeGette’s Equality Act would amend the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and other existing laws to prohibit discrimination based on actual or perceived sexual orientation or gender identity in the areas of employment, education, credit, housing, federal funding, jury service, and public accommodations.

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a fight just like marriage equality was a fight.” Marriage equality took decades to become a reality and it was the courts that ultimately decided its fate. Can the LGBT community expect to wait for years to see the Equality Act pass? It’s a fair question, especially considering that the Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA), which the Equality Act is an extension of, has been introduced in every Congress except one since 1994 and still hasn’t become the law of the land. And so for citizens who support this bill, it comes down to the usual options — vote for candidates who do support equality, and put pressure on those in office who don’t. Every Democrat in the Colorado delegation supports the Equality Act, but to date no Republican has. “If we elect members of Congress who support equality, then it won’t take years,” says DeGette. “But if we continue on with the current leadership we have that supports [inequality], then it could take a long time.”

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“NO LONGER MAY THIS LIBERTY BE DENIED” Sara M. Cates

June 26, 2015 was a day that marked the turn of a new era when the Supreme Court of the United States handed down the momentous decision granting marriage equality to all. Although Colorado granted such equality to couples eight months prior to this historic ruling, the effect of this ruling nonetheless raises questions as to how it will affect the rights already granted by Colorado. For example, now that marriage is legally recognized, does this also mean that common law marriage will be recognized? What about the availability of federal benefits to same-sex spouses, has that door been opened with this ruling? Will my marriage in Colorado be recognized in every state? The Supreme Court’s ruling recognizing same-sex marriage means that the same rights provided to one couple are the same rights provided to every couple, regardless of sexual orientation. Same-sex couples will now be able to file federal taxes jointly to receive the benefit of the marital deduction, which they were not able to do even after marriage

equality passed in Colorado. Same-sex marriages in Colorado will now be recognized in every state, just as Colorado will recognize marriages from all other states. In contrast however, although Colorado may now recognize common law marriage of same-sex couples, other states may not recognize such marriages, albeit not because of the couples’ sexual orientation, but rather because they simply do not recognize common-law marriage. Divorced spouses of a same-sex marriage may now share in the federal benefits that were just recently denied to them such as COBRA benefits, the ability to request Social Security benefits as a former spouse (so long as the other necessary factors are satisfied), and their former spouse’s federal retirement benefits. Obviously this remarkable ruling will create more questions as others are answered, such as whether long-term relationships will be given retroactive marriage recognition, but it is nonetheless amazing to be able to witness the evolution of our laws based on something so beautiful. Love.

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them to express their gender and sexual identities without pushing them away. There is no need to cluster together for collective protection from the rest of society. On the contrary — LGBT culture is a hit in popular society, and what used to be a hidden identity is now commonplace. The behaviors and norms of Paris is Burning are watered down and adopted in the media, and ballroom walk-offs are celebrated. We have never been more accepted, and consequently more invisible.

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I have been told that gay and lesbian culture will thrive as long as individuals want to meet and date each other. But here, technology has caught up with the community as well. The convenience offered by dating apps, meetup groups, and Facebook has seriously cut into the need for the physical plant of local establishments. There are apps and sites that cater to the full range of emotional connections, from hookups to desires for more enduring connections. Gay-specific social groups thrive online for those who want gay camping trips, cruises, or coffee hangouts. All of this is available without needing to set foot in gay neighborhoods or businesses.

HELLO FREEDOM. GOODBYE IDENTITY. IN A STAGGERINGLY SHORT COURSE, the LGBT community

recently achieved a milestone of progress with the universal enactment of marriage equality and the expansion of gover nment recognition of sexual orientation as a protected status. The news has dominated numerous cycles and uplifted the spirits of advocates on the ground as well as the community as a whole. Underlying these historic victories, however, might we discover a hidden cost associated with this newfound social acceptance? If we increasingly become par t of the norm, will our identity disappear? Pieter Tolsma

In the US, the LGBT community first started gathering publicly in bars. These spaces catered specifically to our kind and we were able to express our culture and identity openly. These establishments sprung up in the neighborhoods where we flocked in order to escape the crush of a society that did not value us or our identity. These places birthed that culture — unique among those of the entire world. It is there we created our own systems of values, dress, and sexual identity, forged in a kind of isolation and obscurity. These values are ones we still carry today, informing some of the contemporary tastes we 1 0 AU GUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

enjoy. I recently ran into a friend who was a fan of RuPaul’s Drag Race and I suggested he watch the epic documentary of queer ballroom culture in the late 80s, Paris is Burning. I asked him what he thought of the film, and his eyes lit up as he replied, “Everything! We are still saying all the same things!” He was amazed that the language and behaviors we use today are based on those created by others of whom he had never heard. There is a risk, though, that our culture which thrived under pressure will disappear without it. Each year, more young LGBT persons are graduated into a mainstream society that allows

What makes this change so visible is the speed with which it happened. Academics and politicians are impressed by the rapidity with which the LGBT community has achieved marriage equality. One of the suspected causes for this velocity is the lack of outward differentiation of our population vis-à-vis the rest of society and the fairly even spread of that population throughout. LGBT folks are born and exist at all levels and in all geographies and backgrounds. Our acceptance hinges on our openness and humanization. To say, “We are just like you,” is true, but this also means the cultural system that was created in the pressure cooker of the 40s–90s — which thrived on our inward difference — dies away. LGBT people no longer need to seek out historical LGBT values to feel a sense of acceptance or belonging; they can keep the ones they were raised with and still find welcome. Does this mean the end of a discernible, specifically LGBT culture? Not necessarily. LGBT folks will still gather together, and our culture will live on in those meetings. However, the ferocity of demand for shared values will ease. LGBT people will bring more of their own identities and adopt fewer of those common to the LGBT community of days past. Gay neighborhoods and venues will have a greater mix of sexual orientations. Some establishments will fold as demand decreases while other places that dispense the LGBT cultural experience to wider audiences will thrive. As LGBT find greater acceptance and integration into mainstream society, gay culture will live on, grow, and change as social norms themselves change. In the end, it appears that our own unique cultural revolution has given way to a quieter, homogenized evolution.

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months before. These women have contributed to the feminist discussion, both in their actions and unconventional acceptance of Hollywood beauty standards. The practice has even gone overseas, with the New York Times reporting that women in China are using the trend to battle unfair standards of beauty in the country. Women’s rights activist Xiao Meili is collecting pictures of Chinese women showing off their unshaven pits, organizing a contest around the trend. Meili made a point to say that the practice of shaving armpits for women wasn’t even a thing in China until the 1990s, and that not shaving for generations of Chinese women before now had been considered totally natural.

ARE WOMEN PITTED AGAINST RAZORS? THE HOT BEAUTY STATEMENT OF the summer has nothing to

do with bright lips, dewy cheeks, or ombre hair. In a slightly unusual tur n of events, more attention seems to be focused on women’s armpits rather than their quest to procure the best beach bod or glistening, sun-soaked skin. The armpit, or I guess I should clarify the hair of said armpit, is being assimilated as one of the de-facto feminist symbols of the season, perhaps even trumping past beauty statements like going au-natural (both on the face and down there) and flaunting tattoos and piercings. Kelsey Lindsey

It all seemed to start when celebrities co-opted the long hair/don’t care feminist statement. Jemima Kirke, of indie-twentysomething-life

crisis comedy Girls fame, showed off her long pit hair at the CFDAs in June, while Miley Cyrus paraded around with colored armpits for

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Of course, with any sort of publicity comes the backlash, the naysayers that use the popularity to call out armpit hair, man buns … insert your favorite trend here as a cultural trend — like that’s a permeable thing that can be quantified — another case of the insular urban liberal media highlighting a minimal hipster movement that has no continuation in the “real world.” The LA Times said they weren’t “buying it,” that this armpit renaissance was a trend, while The Federalist dubbed the action a “terrible idea.” While they did bring up valid points — just because celebrities are doing it doesn’t label it a trend; the real cultural revolution would be for men to start shaving their armpits — the conversation still continues throughout the summer months. Perhaps the determinate of this trend is to wait until the frosty months, where most underarm hair is concealed by heavy sweaters and parkas. If the hairy beauty statement lives on, great. Either way, we can all appreciate the gender questioning and feminist conversation that a pair of fuzzy pits sparked in this summer of the underarm.

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CHEERS TO MORE AFFORDABLE HEALTH BETTER AND MORE AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE is a hot-

button issue, but having healthcare might not mean much if you can’t afford to use it. It’s almost like having the money to afford a Bugatti Veyron but not the money for the upkeep or insurance. Before you schedule your next checkup and potentially fall out when you see they siphon just as much money as they do blood, give your healthcare costs a tuneup.

Remember that your doctor knows about your physical health, not your financial health. What this means is that your doctor may not know you can’t afford the medications he or she prescribes, so don’t be afraid to ask if there’s a generic option or a suitable over-the-counter medication. You don’t want to compromise on your health, but there’s no need for you to pay a higher copay or prescription cost for a brand-name drug that works the same as a less-expensive option.

PAGING DR. DISCOUNT If you’ve fallen on hard financial times and need some assistance taking care of your medical bills, see if your primary care provider would be willing to offer you a discount. No matter your feelings on the current state of the health insurance industry, know that not all doctors are out to take advantage of patients or charge them 14 AUGUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

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the same medication. No matter how much you want to support independently owned businesses, Wal-Mart, Target, Costco, and other big box stores may have equally big savings on filling prescriptions. Think of how much money you can save with a less expensive prescription at a less expensive pharmacy.

an arm and a leg for surgery on an arm and a leg. This is an especially good option if you’ve been with your healthcare provider for a while.

If your doctor says you need lab tests, you can comparison shop for those as well. Before you immediately book your appointment at the least expensive facility, make sure they offer a high quality of service. Saving money on your tests won’t do you much good if the procedure is done incorrectly or if the technician bought his degree rather than earned it.

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CLERICAL AND CLINICAL ERRORS

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The Medical Billing Advocates of America recently reported that roughly 80 percent of medical bills contain errors.

Not following your doctor’s orders properly could result in the further debilitation of your health — and an unnecessary medical bill. Take a notebook with you whenever you visit the doctor and write down how and when you should take your prescription, even if the instructions are on the bottle. Ask your doctor for clarification if there’s anything you don’t understand about your instructions, and make sure you actually fill the prescriptions you’re given.

Before handing your card or financial information over, look closely at your medical bill to ensure it’s correct. The Medical Billing Advocates of America recently reported that roughly 80 percent of medical bills contain errors. Marinate on that number for a minute. Hit your doctor or medical care facility up if you were charged for cataract removal when you went in for a catheter removal. Just like in carpentry, measure your bill twice and swipe your card once.

COMPARE AND CONTRAST TO MAKE YOUR MONEY LAST

Keep from going into financial cardiac arrest while you’re keeping yourself in good health. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, and a little knowledge makes that medicine more affordable. Take that, Dr. Poppins.

Before you drive to the nearest pharmacy to fill your prescription, call around to see if other local pharmacies charge the same amount for

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POP denver’s 5 best thrift shops and what to score Stefanie Cochrane

GOODWILL 21 S. Broadway

WHY GO: Hoards and hoards of clothing and accessories for women, men, and yo’ kids. Plus housewares and books. Put aside an afternoon to really give this place a good comb through — you could end up curating a whole new wardrobe.

LOOK FOR: Alright, I don’t mean to brag, so I’ll just say I found a sick-ass motorcycle jacket for $15 and it’s way BETTER THAN YOURS! I’m kidding about this last part, but if you can keep an eye out for the normally higher priced and quality items hidden here like leathers, name brands, etc., you’ll be hauling your load home on cloud nine.

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DEJA BLUE BOUTIQUE

303 University Blvd. WHY GO: Deja Blue is another Goodwill outpost located in Cherry Creek. The store is a lot smaller than its big sister, but is also much more organized and prides itself on offering more name-brand items and higher quality pieces. It’s ever-so-slightly more expensive than its counterpart, but for many, the ease of browsing these racks is worth a little more.

LOOK FOR: Great selection of business casual clothing for men and women. Think: Banana Republic, Nordstrom brands, etc. Also: SHOES! The selection rotates daily so check back often.

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255 S. Hooker / 1515 S. Broadway / 7485 East Iliff WHY GO: With three area locations, you’ve probably passed ARC and didn’t give it a second thought. However, go here and be somewhat amazed by A) all the sh*t humans go through and B) all the cool new stuff you can have! Similar to Goodwill, ARC has tons of things to sift through, but it’s worthy of an entire Saturday.

LOOK FOR: ARC has clothing and accessories for all. Check out the sportswear sections for nice outdoor goods; North Face, Mountain Hardware, the list goes on. ARC is also a great stop for vintage dress clothes for your next fancy soiree! Shop suit jackets and sequin dresses to your heart’s delight.

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Exchange is a resale shop so you can constantly revamp your closet with their clothing for cash or store credit policy. There’s a huge mix of clothing for men and women with styles and prices that everyone can get into.

store is for high-class, sexy, boss ladies only! Read: Any woman who wants to keep her style fresh. There is a good mix of high end and vintage pieces at good prices. The Highland’s shop also holds fairly amazing sales often and has consignment available so you can keep that budget in check.

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babies. There’s a lot of funky and unique finds to be found. We have a special soft spot for their vintage graphic tees, jewelry, and party-clothes options. Come here if you want to wear something nobody else will have.

all kinds of jeans — styles, washes, prices, and fits for everyone! Gently used handbags (Marc Jacobs satchelzzzz!) and shoes at a lot less than retail price.

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your wallet Whether you’re heading back to school or just revamping your wardrobe for the fall, nothing can mix up your style and make you feel fab quite like a new pair of shoes. Sashay on over to one (or all!) of these hot boutiques and pick up a pair of this season’s hottest shoes — for a discount! Your swagger and savings will thank you. Kristin Ziegler

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Everything on the racks at Plato’s Closet is #trending. This teen and early twentysomething consignment store carries only the latest styles for the hottest prices, and their shoes are always on point. Whether you’re looking for a pair of gym class sneakers or a cute pair of first date flats, Plato’s has got your back. To pinch even more pennies, you can bring in your own gently worn shoes for a trade.

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This fun and frisky shoe shop might look and feel like a high-end boutique, but have no fear! The candy-colored store carries posh heels, flats, and sandals for deliciously discount prices (with no shoe or boot creeping past $60), and sale offerings can run as low as $10. True Love also carries a number of business and play shoes for men in unique colors and styles. For the frugal fashionista, True Love will be love at first sight.

Summer isn’t over, and with predictions of a hot autumn, there’s still ample time to get outside and explore Colorado’s natural wonders. Whether hiking or climbing is your scene, Wilderness Exchange has got you (and your feet) covered. The local, independently owned company sells both new and gently used outdoor gear, including top-brand athletic shoes. Consignment wear is a great way to be kind to both your wallet and to our planet.

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Weird things exist, like narwhals and Mexican islands inhabited exclusively by old toy dolls. So it’s not totally inconceivable that out there, somewhere, exists an obsessed shoe fiend who doesn’t actually enjoy visiting real-life shoe stores. For that person — or any gal on the go — it might be worth it to take a chance on JustFab. Based on a taste profile created by you, the site will select shoe styles that suit your aesthetic and will ship them right to your door. The innovative company charges a subscription of $39.95 a month, but that fee lands you a new pair of kicks each month. Each. Month.

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DRIVIN’ DOWN THE COST TO BE THE BOSS DENVER’S STEADILY RISING RENT IS enough to make

you want to become a vampire and star t selling the blood of your victims rather than drink it. Before you star t watching reruns of True Blood to lear n how to be a proper, fanged citizen of the US, you and your dental insurance premiums are better off looking for alter native ways to save money. You may not be able to do much about rising rents, but you can help inf luence how much you pay on your monthly bills. O’Brian Gunn

REFINANCE AND CONSOLIDATE LIKE A MUTHA If you have a mortgage or auto payment, see if you qualify for refinancing. If your current lender gives you less time than Stephenie Meyer gives her story plots, seek out lenders who are more willing to work with you. HARP (Home Affordable Refinance Program) is a good option for homeowners who are underwater on their mortgages. With lower payments, you’ll have more money to spend on other financial obligations in your life. Tell Sallie Mae and all of her lending brothers and sisters to keep their hands outta your bank account by consolidating your student loans into a single monthly payment. Know that this option isn’t for everyone, especially those with fixed-rate 1 8 AU GUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

federal loans, but it can be just what you need to keep your sanity and your finances intact.

LEARN A FEW NEW CARD TRICKS For those hefty monthly credit card bills, look into a balance transfer card. Depending on which card you qualify for, you could get 0% APR. If you’re able to get a balance transfer card, pay off as much of the transferred amount as you can before the end of the introductory period. You’ll also want to keep transfer fees in mind. Another option to lower your monthly credit card bill is to see if your card issuer would be willing to reduce your interest rate. If you’ve been a responsible adult and have paid your bill on time every month (or if your credit card company is open to being bribed with pot

If you’re old enough to get bills, you’re probably old enough to adult them into a manageable submission.

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brownies), you’re more likely to be approved for a reduced rate. Should either of these options fail, look into an automatic debt repayment plan to lower your interest rate and ensure you never miss another future payment.

ENERGIZE YOUR FINANCES Start getting your home and your finances ready for the upcoming brazen brutality known as the Colorado winter season by wrestling your energy bills under control. Invest in either LED or CFL light bulbs, buy a programmable thermostat, and reduce the temperature on your hot water heater between 125 and 130 degrees Fahrenheit. While you’re turning down the temperature, wrap your hot water heater in a water heater blanket and insulate your exposed hot water pipes. You should also unplug electronic devices when you aren’t using them, to keep them from drawing a phantom charge that costs you real money. Forgetful types should consider getting power timers and power strips that can be programmed to shut a charge off at a specific time. You might be spending more money than absolutely necessary on your monthly bills. Rather than slingin’ dime bags, make sure every dime you’re spending isn’t one you can be saving or spending elsewhere.

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APP’D TO SAVE YOU SOME COIN

Chris Arneson

YOU KNOW THAT DEVICE YOU

use for texting, selfies, and Grindr? There are other good uses for it, too. Clear out some space for these money-saving and moneymaking apps so you can actually afford to eat on your dates! SHOPKICK

I’ve been using this app for years, so I’ve gotten to see it evolve. You get “kicks” for walking into stores like Target, Best Buy, American Eagle … basically, you can make a killing if you just wander around a mall. You can also scan barcodes on items to get even more kicks. These kicks add up pretty quickly if you just remember to open the app. I’ve made a few hundred dollars in gift cards over the years, mostly at Target and Best Buy. For example, 6000 kicks gets you $25, and it happens quicker than you’d think. Downside? It drains your battery pretty fast, and if your connection isn’t good, it gets frustrating.

SURVEYMINI

I initially wasn’t too excited about this one, but I like the idea. Using some magical senses, it knows where you’ve been, and you get a notification to take a mini survey about your visit. These take less than a minute, and at the end you’re either given points or a coupon. Some of these are really rad, like a free appetizer at Rock Bottom or $1 off your next Jamba Juice purchase. I haven’t even been using the app for very long, and I just hit 35,000 points. I’m holding out for 48,000 so I can get a $50 HomeGoods gift card. 2 0 AUGUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

EREWARDS

Another survey app, this one has less exciting rewards, but it’s worth having in your arsenal if you spend a lot of time waiting with your phone. Mostly you can redeem points for things like airline and hotel rewards, but I use mine for magazine subscriptions and Express gift cards.

RETAILMENOT

If you coupon as hard as I do, you’re well aware of the website. The awesome part about the app is you can pull it open when you’re standing in line and see if you’re missing any deals. The only time I really use it is at Bath & Body Works, but that alone is worth it. Why yes, I will take a free $12 item with my $10 purchase, thank you!

PARKBUD

This app has saved my life. If you use parking meters, especially wh e r e t h ey ’ r e r u t h l e s s ly monitored downtown, you know the struggle of knowing just when you’re about to expire. Once your meter’s running, set the time on the app. It’ll remind you when you should either move or throw a few more quarters in. You can also take a picture of your spot and drop a pin where your car is — it’ll give you walking directions back to your ride.

BESTPARKING

If you’re spending some time in the city, it’s nearly impossible to figure out how much parking costs or even where some garages are. With BestParking, you can map out your destination and save some major dough by comparing surrounding garages. You’re also able to let it know when you plan to arrive and depart so it can calculate just how much you’ll be dropping.

KING SOOPERS/SAFEWAY

Grocery store apps have idiot-proofed the coupon game. It’s so simple to scroll through the available savings or search for a specific item. Once you add the coupon, it’s tied to your club card, so you don’t even have to worry about it at the register. Best part — most coupons are automatically reusable until they expire.

GASBUDDY

Ever fill up your tank, then see a huge price drop just down the road? GasBuddy searches your surroundings for the best gas prices, updated often by other users. Sure, you’re maybe saving just a few cents, but it adds up. You also get points for updating a station’s prices. Use those points to enter the daily drawing for a $100 prepaid gas card. There’s also a coupon section where you can save on snacks.

BILLGUARD

I used to use Mint. It was okay, but I wasn’t really utilizing its full potential. BillGuard helps me monitor my spending a bit more simply. When you make a purchase on a credit/debit card (or really anything dealing with your bank account), it notifies you of your activity and you swipe to approve it. Not only are you keeping your spending in check but you can also keep a close eye if anyone else is using your account.

GOLDSTAR

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Matador

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Tony P’s

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Adrift Tiki Bar 218 s broadway st

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Pharrell ain’t got nothin’ on our happy (hour). We took a look at some of Denver’s best to fill your chow tank without dipping into power-bill money. Come with?

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Charlie Brown’s Piano Bar & Grill

Sushi Hai This Highlands Square gem has been holding strong for more than 15 years thanks in part to one helluva happy hour. With $2.25 to $9.50 aps and rolls, you can feel free to splurge all you want while keeping your honor in tact. … until you hit the $2.50 sake bombs. Sushi Hai also hosts a number of late-night events that’ll throw a shake into your normal going-out routine. Hint: comedy open mics and an EDM night round out the experience. H.H. everyday from 3:30–5:30pm.

Lena An affordable way to dig into this upscale Latin kitchen. Good drinky-poo specials and great prices on tacos. Perfect for starting the night off with a hot date alongside some hot (read: spicy) foods. This place was also voted Westword’s Best Afternoon Happy Hour of 2015. H.H. is from 4–6pm Monday thru Friday.

Jax Fresh seafood is hard to come by in the middle of Colorado. Jax offers a number of tasty fish-centric fare for us landlockers. We’re talkin’ gumbo, peel-and-eat shrimpies, and oyster shooters. For those less inclined to eating ocean creatures, the bacon-fat chicken wings are so good they’ll haunt your dreams. In a good way. Wash it all down with sweet and boozy strawberry lemonades for $5. Happy hour 4–6pm daily.

Adrift Tiki Bar YES! An island-ish getaway where you can finally wear those Hawaiian shirts you thought were a mistake, but now make you really glad you wandered into Tommy Bahama. Get classic mai tais for 5 bucks, amongst other tasty bevs, all served up in a little face just for your pretty face. Food

is standard Polynesian/American Chinese (think crab wontons and SPAM TACOS). After enough cocktails, you’ll forget you didn’t eat a big dinner anyways. Monday thru Thursday 5–7pm and Friday thru Saturday 4–6pm.

Charlie Brown’s Piano Bar and Grill CB’s is a Cap Hill institution with fantastic deals on burgers and beers and free sing alongs. The giant patio is open all year round and your off key singing will be in good company with their dueling pianos. Sometimes, you just gotta smoke butts and listen to Billy Joel. H.H. everyday from 4–6:30pm and again 10:30–12:30pm. So nice, they do it twice.

Linger If you haven’t heard of Linger yet … well, I’m sure you have. But what you might not know is that this LoHi spot used to house a mortuary. Things have changed, but you’ll go STIFF (puns!!!) when you see their menu and prices. $4 beers and $5 cocktails will keep you living for another day. Linger has a wide selection of snacks for 5$: sesame bbq taco, pork belly bun, crispy cheese, and shishito peppers. H.H. prices are only available in the bar and roof, 4–6:30pm daily.

Lou’s Food Bar Classy spins on comfort food, super tasty and crazy cheap. Best gem in the neighborhood. Beers and spirits for no more than 4$ and lots of yum-yums to keep the whole crew happy. Pigs in a blanket, wings, and other classics are up for grabs. During your visit, be sure to hit one of Lou’s many old school entertainments — shuffleboard, foosball, etc. This is like a hipster’s retirement fantasy hangout. H.H.

everyday from 2–6pm (loads of time!) and again from 9pm to close.

Tony P’s Happy Hour! Every. Damn. Day. Head to either location for cheap drinks, pizzas, and snacks. Also, very exciting pitcher deals and homemade sangrias. Try the Highlands “Happier” Meal — a big slice, a burr, and a shot for eight bucks. Yes please, Tony P’s. Monday thru Friday from 4–6pm and 9–11pm AND Saturday and Sunday 11–6pm and 9–11pm. So pretty much, all the time.

Hamburger Mary’s Mary’s has good food served up with flamboyance, frivolity, and fun. Happy hour features drink and food specials every weekday from 3–6pm. Depending on your chosen night out, expect some kind of activity to get your blood pumping and your stomach full. Karaoke, trivia, and a drag show will surely spice up your midafternoon to early evening before you have to hit the pavement again tomorrow. Mary’s makes even Mondays better with all-day happy hour and 80s pop videos. Nothing pairs so well with a big juicy burger.

Matador The awesome decor in this place is enough to draw you in, but the food and drinks will have you coming back for more. There are fiery lanterns, bull skulls, and a wall of more than 200 tequilas, some of which are featured during happy hour. You can’t go wrong with a 4-buck marg! The Matador also features made-from-scratch Mexican cuisine. We recommend the Texas Size Nachos to split or as a gigante feastante for one. Or the Habanero Prawns or Grilled Stuffed Jalapenos or Ancho-Chile Spiced Wings … the list continues. Visit H.H. everyday from 4–6 or 10–1am.

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GET Veggie

WIT’ IT O’Brian Gunn

GROWING YOUR OWN FOOD is not only great for your health, it’s even better for your finances. What’s greater is you know exactly where your food comes from and what’s in it. Starting your very own vegetable garden is easy, no matter how large or small your growing space might be. Hulk out your thumb and start planting the seeds to better financial and physical health. PREPARATION IS KEY TO PROPER VEGETATION Before you strap on your overalls and start churning up soil, you’ll first want to plan your vegetable garden. Oddly enough, the best time to start preparing is the beginning of the year … when it’s cold … and the ground is likely frozen. While you’re inside keeping warm, you can also make a list of vegetables you’d like to grow, the amount of space you’ll need to grow them, and the amount of time you’re able to devote to taking care of your garden. Container gardens are well-suited for smaller spaces and are also ideal for supplementing a traditional garden. In addition to letting kids grow their very own plants, container gardens are a great way to grow herbs during the colder months of the year.

SMALL SPACES AND PRODUCTIVE PACES It’s understandable that you’re as giddy as a geek at a Comic Con at the thought of growing your own plants, but try not to be overcome by the vapors. It’s best that you keep your initial vegetable garden small and manageable, lest you find yourself with more green than a dispensary. On the other hand, having a surplus of vegetables means that you can give/sell them to your friends and family. Another good idea is to make sure you only plant productive vegetables in your garden, ones that won’t slack off by the cooler during work hours. Plants that fare well in Colorado include: brussels sprouts, broccoli, spinach, collard greens, potatoes, and carrots. 24 AUGUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

While beans are also a good choice for Colorado soil, you’ll want to wait until there’s no chance of the ground frosting over before you plant them. If you decide to plant tomatoes, do so in containers so you can move them inside during stormy weather if need be.

A COMMUNITY EFFORT If you like your neighbors (or at least their gardening tools), you can share some of your vegetable seeds with them and see if they’d be willing to share their gardening tools. To save yourself even more money, you can also split the cost of the seeds with your neighbors, friends, and family. You can also ask your landlord or building manager if there’s a community space for a garden. On a related note, you should also check your lease or ask if there are any restrictions on growing a small garden on your property.

TAKE GOOD NOTES As you’re planning your garden, decide what to plant, and how to plant, and make sure you keep detailed notes of your efforts. Doing so will prevent you from making the same mistake twice (or more if you’re really absent minded, looking at you, self!). If you decide to plant a vegetable garden year after year, keeping notes lets you know which vegetable varieties fare the best under your tender care. Do your body and your wallet a favor and explore the greener side of life. Unlike Colorado’s other well-known green plant, growing your very own vegetables can be quite addictive.

YOUR PASSPORT TO THE SPIRITS WORLD O’Brian Gunn

BEER AND BOOZEHOUNDS REJOICE! THE Denver Passport is a new way to enjoy your favorite beer and liquor while you discover new ones. We’ve got the hoppy and well-aged nitty-gritty on how you can save yourself some beer money while you fulfill your champagne dreams.

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foods, seasonings, or spices.

The 2015 Denver Passport program features a combination of 64 distilleries, bars, restaurants, wineries, and breweries — all of the boozy biggies. The way the program works is that passport holders enjoy a two-for-one drink special at each of the participating locations. Not only is the Denver Passport a great way for you to drink like a queen/king while paying like a pauper, venues get a chance to show you their signature drink. Think of it as branding for the palate rather than the eyes.

As you’re enjoying the libationfueled power of your passport, it’s best that you tip your bartender or server as if you were still paying for two drinks. Whenever you receive a discount for services or at establishments where you normally tip, it’s best that you tip as though you’re paying full price for the service or product. Your bartender is sure to appreciate it and repay you with superior service should you decide to pass through again.

The 2015 Passport sold for $20 and boasted savings of more than $500. Now you have one more reason to start putting more money in your IRA. If you don’t have one, getting a Denver Passport gives you a chance to sip on a top shelf beer while you mull it over.

Examples of venues participating in the 2015 Denver Passport program and their available drinks include:

USING THE PASSPORT When visiting establishments participating in the program, all you have to do is show your waiter or bartender your passport. You’ll receive a stamp in your passport before you proceed to sit back and enjoy your beverages. While you can only use the passport once for each venue, there are plenty of other drinks and locations to choose from. If you’ll be having a meal with your drink, it’s a good idea to see if there are any specific dishes that pair well. While a good beer or wine is great by itself, you may find it tastes even better with certain

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Ernie’s Bar & Pizza Specialty house-infused whisky cocktail Syntax Physic Opera Glass of wine, beer on tap, & specialty cocktail Lou’s Food Bar Select draft beers, Moscow Mule Zengo Mango, guava, & classic mojito

DENVER’S BEST PAITO Soak up some sun, sip on a cocktail, and enjoy a juicy burger on Denver's best patio!

Jefferson Park Pub Sparkling Strawberry & Spicy Summer Mule Jezebel’s Southern Bistro & Bar Southern Mule & Hard Honey Lemonade While Denver rent prices might be foaming higher than the beer head in a pilsner glass, you can at least rest easy knowing the rest of the city isn’t out to gouge you. To participate in the 2016 Denver Passport program, be sure to sign up for their mailing list. ThePassportProgram.com/Denver OUTFRONTONLINE.COM 25

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: Stocking Up Broke As A Joke Edition You’re feeling like a baller but you’ve only got a dollar. How do you make sure it’s well spent? We’ve got you covered. Here are some dos and don’ts for shopping at the Dollar Tree compared to, let’s just say for evil’s sake, Walmart. Chris Arneson

Frozen food

Glassware

First, please avoid any frozen, raw meats. You cannot and should not trust those things. Check for items like microwavable snacks and popsicles. They’re quality, and you’ve got something that you can hold onto for a while. If you can find frozen berries, grab handfuls and don’t look back. Smoothies for days. (Walmart price: $2 and up. It’s tough to find anything worthwhile for $1 in the frozen food section.)

Bottoms up! You can restock your entire kitchen for less than $10 and still feel fancy. I’m constantly surprised at the variety of drinkware available. Live alone? You don’t have to overload your cabinets with an abundance of bulk cups you’ll never use. Buy what you need, and if you break something, it won’t break your bank. Just buy another and your set is still complete. (Walmart price: $1–4, but the options are much more limited.)

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Sunglasses Go for it. Sure, most of them are hideous, but you’ve got the bone structure to rock ’em ironically. Protect those peepers, boo. (Walmart equivalent: $5–10, but the styles are cooler.)

Party supplies Get campy! This is the crown jewel of most dollar stores. Some of the offerings at Dollar Tree are so poignantly amusing you can’t help but deck out your next bash with them. This includes plates, napkins, balloons, party favors, you name it. If you’re getting someone a gift, grab a greeting card and a gift bag for next to nothing. (Walmart price: Comparable, mostly … but they only have one aisle and the prices do vary. Dollar Tree has FOUR aisles, and you know everything is the same price.)

Books It’s slightly alarming what treasures you can find. Even paying a dollar for a mediocre read is an awesome deal. It costs less than your late fee at the library, and you get to keep it! This also includes a spectacular collection of coloring books for, you know, “the kids.” (Walmart price: $5 and up for a similar selection.)

Candy

Shampoo and body wash

Some of the best candy selections I’ve seen have been in dollar stores. Most offer a lot of discontinued brands or flavors that never made the shelves. You’re not saving much money, however. That bag of Sour Patch Kids may look like an amazing deal for $1, but check the size. Though it might look exactly like 9 oz. at any other store, it’s actually 4 oz. Stick to the sizes that feel worthy of your dollar. (Walmart price: Mostly $1 and up with a better variety of bulk candy that will end up stretching your dollar even farther.)

There’s a pretty decent variety at Dollar Tree; albeit, they’re brands you’ve never heard of. Willing to risk a dollar? It’s worth a shot. Cheaper brands won’t damage your locks, but they don’t smell quite as nice as the pricier stuff. (Walmart price: $3 and up, mostly. However, if you search enough, Walmart has bottles V05 for only $.75 cents.)

Electronics

Cleaning supplies You don’t have to feel dirty stocking up on these. With most of the same ingredients, you’ll save several dollars if you ditch the Windex and go for LA’s Totally Awesome. They also offer smaller bottles of dish soap like Dawn and Palmolive for about the same price you’d pay at a regular store. While you’re there, pick up some sponges and towels. You’ll just destroy them anyway, right?

Don’t think twice. That phone charger might seem like a bargain, but it might end up shorting itself out — or worse, damaging your device. If you have to plug it in, it has no business costing you only a dollar. (Walmart price: Comparably priceless.)

Flip-flops Footwear for only a dollar? And they come in a rainbow of colors?! Easy, dude. If you play your game right, you can find cheap flip-flops just about anywhere, and they’re better quality, too. (Walmart price: $.50, and the quality is nearly identical.)

Batteries These don’t last as long as bigger brands like Duracell or Energizer, but they still work. For $4 for a 4-pack, you can stock up on tons for the price of one 4-pack most anywhere else. (Walmart price: $2.97 for the cheapest 4-pack.)

Toiletries Let’s hope you never have to live a single-ply lifestyle, but if you must, $1 will get you a 4-pack of (hopefully) the roughest thing to ever caress your bottom. Go for this in an emergency situation, or buy nicer stuff in bulk and save the struggle. (Walmart price: You can actually find a 4-pack of toilet paper for $.68 cents … if you dare.)

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ESTATE OF THE UNION THESE DAYS, SECONDHAND IS SOMETIMES better and

more affordable than firsthand. Rather than paying an arm, a leg, and a kidney for the latest technological twitterditzit or fashionable f libberdygibbet, you and your bank account might be better off star ting your search for treasure in someone else’s estate. The next time you see that an upcoming estate sale is being held nearby, plan on making room in your schedule and room in your budget for some mighty fine savings. O’Brian Gunn

HELPING OUT YOUR FELLOW MAN

WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Just like garage and yard sales, estate sales are a way for people to get rid of unwanted items. What’s unique about estate sales is they allow people to get rid of an entire household of items at one time rather than having to settle for selling things one at a time. Estate sales are usually held when someone passes, has a divorce, files for bankruptcy, or is moving long distance and doesn’t want to bother with hiring movers or figuring out how to get everything to the nearest charity.

What sets estate sales apart from garage or yard sales is they’re often set up and run by a professional company rather than an individual or group. Professional estate sale agents and auctioneers are usually the ones in charge of running estate sales, and they make money for their efforts by taking anywhere from 25 to 35 percent of the total profits. These individuals are also often the ones who decide how much an item should sell for.

You and other buyers can find plenty of unique, vintage, and antique items at estate sales, and the seller has an opportunity to make money and get rid of unwanted items. It’s a win-win situation. Even better, you might even have a chance to haggle while at an estate sale, so be sure to brush up on the art of the deal and your haggling skills before you go. 2 8 AU GUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

POLICY & PROCEDURE If you want to snatch up the best items at an estate sale, it’s best that you get there early. Sales operate on a first come, first serve policy, and that policy is maintained throughout the entire residence, meaning that the people who arrive first are the first to see everything throughout the entire house. You’ll want to keep track of who is in front of you and who is behind you as you’re

You and other buyers can find plenty of unique, vintage, and antique items at estate sales, and the seller has an opportunity to make money and get rid of unwanted items. It’s a win-win situation.

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browsing. Depending on the estate sale company, there’s a chance there will be a number system in place to make things easier for everyone involved. There’s no need to start droppin’ bows on ‘em over that luxurious cuckoo clock. Whenever you find something you and your bank account like, you can take it to checkout or have it marked if it’s a heftier item. If you decide to bid on an item rather than haggle for it, know that your bid can be rejected if someone is willing to pay more for the item, so be sure you make your bid accordingly. Something else to keep in mind is that most auction sales only allow bidding for items that are at least $100. Improve your bargain hunting prowess by checking out local estate sales. While everyone is crowding and clamoring at the weekend yard and garage sales, you can keep cool at an estate sale and look even cooler when you save money on a great find.

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FROM STAGE TO SCREEN KEITH GARCIA HOPES TO CAPTURE DENVER’S VIBRANT DRAG SCENE IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY Kristin Ziegler

KEITH GARCIA HAS WATCHED A ton of films. Previously

heading up programming at the Denver Film Society and the Alamo Drafthouse, Garcia has probably watched more films than you, me, and ever y Coloradan combined. His passions transcend genre, and he’s brought the best of the best films to Denver audiences for more than a decade. Now, Garcia is ready to tr y his own hand at documentar y filmmaking, crafting a compelling, creative, and intimate look into Denver’s vibrant and burgeoning drag scene. We caught up with Garcia to talk about his independent film project, Denver drag, and his own drag debut (we even got him to reveal his drag name!).

Gay men see Bootzy, and they get attracted. Straight women see Bootzy, and they’re attracted. Lesbians see him, and they are like, ‘Go on!’

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You’re working on a film about Denver drag- awesomely called The Heels Have Eyes: A Denver Dragumentary. Tell us a little bit about where this project idea came from.

Nina really revolutionized drag, and we do have such a vibrant and diverse drag scene here in Denver. In what other ways does Denver’s drag scene stand out from the rest of the country? Why Denver?

Seven years ago, I walked into Charlie’s on a cold November night. I knew there was a drag show going on, which was all right; drag has always been a part of my life as an out gay man. But drag was always just there, and I had my perceptions of it. I didn’t really give it a second thought in terms of its history, its roots, and whatnot. But I walked into Charlie’s, and Michael Vrooman was the announcer for a show called Vivid. He announced a performer, a young, feisty girl named Nina Flowers, and Nina came out and totally blew my mind. I had literally never seen anyone like her. It was that experience that made me just want more drag. She brought it, the rest of the cast brought it. I kept going every week to Vivid, and became obsessed. I started following the news that Nina had already been cast in RuPaul’s Drag Race, and I started to see this excitement build in the community for drag. That’s when I said, “You know what, I have a story. Let me tell this.”

I’ve seen drag in New York, I’ve seen drag in L.A., and I’ve seen drag in Austin. There’s nothing wrong with any of those cities. But there’s something about my roots from Denver, and being very proud of what comes out of here. What I have always loved about this city is it’s so great, but it’s always been viewed in this kind of “underdog” sense ... like Denver always ends with a question mark. ‘Denver has awesome drag?’ As Nina and her visibility grew, she was able to show her big-name connections that Denver is a great place to do this. And as it became more popular and positive, it was great to start watching young babies come up and give it a shot. I have a feeling that’s a very Denver thing. We went from 20 drag queens you can name to needing to see a list.

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The queens you chose for your Diva Dozen feature in Westword last year, which includes Victoria Sexton, Scarlett Red, Yazmeen Staxxx, Nina

Montaldo, Felony Misdemeanor, Janessa Befierce, Daniella DeCoteau, Bootzy Edwards Collinz, Mariah Spanic, Ginger Douglas, Khryst’aaal, and Nina Flowers, are the queens that will be featured in your film. I’m going to start with those 12, and share their stories. None of them are the same, they all represent something different. If you look at a map of Denver, there are so many neighborhoods and histories. That’s what they represent. One of the people on that list is Bootzy, a drag king. Certainly, drag kings haven’t gotten as much love as drag queens, who have exploded in popularity. Why was it important to you to feature a king? I fell in love with Bootzy because Bootzy embodies what being a drag king is, to me. When I met Bootzy and saw him perform, I was like, “This is it.” I could feel the electricity, and what it was doing to each person in the room. Gay men see Bootzy, and they get attracted. Straight women see Bootzy, and they’re attracted. Lesbians see him, and they are like, “Go on!” You’re taking a really cool approach to making this film. Of course, you’ll feature performances and interviews, but you are also going to punctuate the film with different, fun, film genre inspired trailers. How’d you come up with the idea? I had to think about what will make this film stand out. I have always loved every genre of movie. And I wanted to show the performative nature of the queens and king, and I wanted to take them off the stage. We’re going to test and see how good of actresses they can be. The trailers will break up the film, and hopefully be really cool trailers for something you’d want to see that doesn’t exist. Maybe possible future projects? You never know! You’re running a campaign on Kickstarter, and you’re 30 percent funded-32 percent, now! Thirty-two percent — that is amazing. How are you feeling about all this support pouring in? It feels amazing. I was never very political, but this is a true campaign. I have to be out there meeting people, and, well, I like to say, “shaking babies and kissing hands.” It’s going great. I don’t want people seeing me and closing their ears because all I talk about is the campaign, but all I’m asking for is 35 days of people listening to me and reaching in their pockets for $20. What message are you hoping audiences, both local and beyond, will take away from your film? Denver is not a cow town. We’re more than the stock show and we’re more than pot. We have a lot of talent that comes out of this place. And when it comes to drag, it’s not everything it’s cracked up to be. It’s not even everything RuPaul’s Drag Race cracks it up to be. All these performers are doing really fun, amazing things, and it’s great to see someone be themselves by being someone else on a stage. It takes balls to do what they do. I want to capture that, and make sure it’s never forgotten. You’re going to be trying your hand at drag in the film. Will Keith Garcia become a staple in Denver drag shows? That’s the hope! I’m doing a little training, both physically and skill-wise. I think it’ill go great. I have a lot of great teachers. I think you’ll do great. Do you have a drag name picked out? Can we reveal it? When I was little gay boy growing up up in the 80s, I was always very attached to Jem and the Holograms. That’s ultimately a drag queen story. I didn’t love Jem as a name, but I frickin’ love Jerrica Benton as a name. I plan to adopt that as my drag name. I’ll tug on my earring, talk to Synergy, and see what happens!

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A novice picking up a tennis racket looks completely different from Andy Roddick and very few people instinctively know how to build a house when given some lumber, a hammer, and a pile of nails. Most times, success in anything comes down to having a knowledgeable teacher, opportunities to practice, and the patience to try (and fail) multiple times before the sweet taste of success. Unfortunately, many of us give up before that elation can happen. It’s extremely important to figure out what you’re hoping to gain from these cyber encounters since that will drive how you go about getting it. There is nothing wrong with looking for connection with others for a variety of activities including dates, sex, activity partners, social groups, or finding a husband. There are similar techniques to entice 3 2 AU GUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

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Game of Thrones, based on the book series by George R. R. Mar tin, has been one of the most consistently popular shows on TV. Set in the mythical territor y of Westeros, the fantasy show’s popularity is probably based on the fact that the characters — good and evil — could just as well be walking among us in this centur y. Their behaviors aren’t that dissimilar from our own. It’s just that they have dragons and medieval weaponr y at their disposal. Greg Shapiro

One of Game of Thrones’ most beloved characters is the “sweet giant” known as Hodor. As portrayed by gay actor Kristian Nairn, who is in fact almost seven feet tall, Hodor, whose speaking ability is limited to his name and nothing more, has become a certified fan favorite. Nairn, whose first love is music, has also made a name for himself in the club DJ scene. He recently released his debut single Up, with the b-side Beacon, on Radikal Records. I spoke with Nairn about his career and more this month.

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Kristian, most people first became aware of you via your portrayal of Hodor in HBO’s Game of Thrones. What does it mean to you as an actor to have been cast in a show as big and popular as GoT so early in your acting career? Really, it’s my entirely first onscreen role. I didn’t have the desire to pursue the acting side of my life. I studied acting and music in drama school, but music was always more important to me. I didn’t have any idea how big Game of Thrones was. I don’t think any of us did. I remember

There’s nothing about my life that is the same as it was before Game of Thrones started. Everything is different in 99.9 percent positive ways. I’m very grateful.

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saying to my mother, “I’ve just done this read for a show called Game of Thrones.” My mother was aware of the show through the books and she completely flipped out. She said, “If you get offered the role, take it. It’s going to be big.” I said, “Oh really?” I had just done this audition for this one-word character. I wasn’t really that keen on it. But it’s been totally and completely life-changing. There’s nothing about my life that is the same as it was before Game of Thrones started. Everything is different in 99.9 percent positive ways. I’m very grateful. Hodor is famous for only saying his name when he speaks, and nothing more. What are the challenges of playing a character with such dialogue limitations? It really depends on the scene. Sometimes HBO will give you scene that’s colored by body CONTINUED ON PG 40

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language and emotions. That can be challenging. However, I’m not afraid to admit that some of the scenes where you’re just a piece of background furniture or you’re stoking a fire and you have to shout the word “Hodor” — that’s not very challenging. laugh A lot of the time [the people at] HBO are very specific about what they want from you as an actor. Only having the one word to show ... that can be challenging, but I enjoy it. It’s something different. As someone who talks a lot in real life, it’s a nice change. laugh You mentioned that your mother had been a fan of the books. Had you read any or all of George R. R. Martin’s books before you became a GoT cast member? I have not. But I will. laughs Were you a fan of this kind of material prior to becoming Hodor? I’m a huge fan of fantasy, but I don’t classify Game of Thrones as fantasy. It’s more like mafia, like family drama. I prefer my fantasy a bit more unicorny. I like rainbows and unicorns and magic spells. That’s my favorite fantasy. I love Lord of the Rings. I think the show does a good job of sticking to the books (by Martin) and making the necessary changes.

I’ve been asked to do a number of Bear festivals, but unfortunately I haven’t been able to do them yet. I’m guessing that being a DJ means you are a night person. Yeah, very much. Do you have to find a way to be both while working on GoT? People often worry about my health because I drink a scary amount of Red Bulls. People are shocked when they see the back of my car is full of Red Bull cans. I find that it doesn’t have any effect on me anymore. I don’t know why I bother. laughs So how do you balance those schedules? I don’t. I sleep probably an average of two to three hours a night. But I’m getting

What’s the best way to persuade someone who might not ordinarily watch a show such as GoT to tune in to it? I’ve stopped even trying now. Everyone I know in my life watches it. It’s just ridiculous. Everyone’s obsessed with it. Every year it grows. There are even friends of mine who didn’t necessarily watch it because I’m in it. But they’ve all fallen like dominoes. I’ve never seen anything quite so universal.

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Speaking of males who sing high, ever see yourself collaborating with Jimmy Somerville? Jimmy Somerville is one of my favorite vocalists. Him and k.d. lang. I would love to work with her. She’s one of my all-time favorites. Maybe someday. Almost a year and a half ago, you came out as gay during an interview. Do you recall if there was any reaction from your GoT fans, or do you think that type of fan-base might be unfazed by such a revelation? The thing was I assumed that everyone knew! laughs It was really my second coming out. I’d done it when I was 14 and didn’t think I’d have to do it again. Especially since every single person in my life knew. I don’t know how people didn’t catch on to it. The fans have been wonderful. There’s only been one negative comment. Honestly, I don’t go digging for negative comments on the internet because obviously there are some. laughs I don’t think that’s good for anybody’s mental health. Aside from that, it’s been a real pleasure. I didn’t gather that it was of any importance to anybody. I thought, “It’s just me. It’s always been the way I am.” I’ve gotten some nice messages. The way things are going, we’re making real progress in the world. It’s not the time to be quiet about this stuff. It’s the time to be recognized and visible. It’s interesting, too, that it was just a few months ago that Ireland led the way on gay marriage, and then the US followed suit. Do you have any thoughts on that?

Before you were an actor, you established yourself as a club DJ. What do you enjoy most about spinning? If I’m on set, I generally DJ the night before. I always do both. I get very emotionally involved with the tracks I’m playing. Whether it’s a powerful bass line or an emotional synthesizer or a really good vocal line, it’s like having a megaphone on what you’re feeling yourself; It’s a way to shout out how you feel to the crowd. If you get that back from the crowd it’s really rewarding.

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on top of that at the moment. That’s probably more out of necessity than choice. I can’t turn my brain off when there’s something that’s still to be done. I can’t rest. You are also a musician and have recently released your first single called Up. What can you tell me about it? It’s actually a sample of an old Pamela Fernandez track, a very small snippet. I had it re-sung by

I live in Belfast. We have our own little parochial government here. They will not let it happen yet. That’s something we’re working on. I will definitely do my part when it comes time. It has to change. We have the whole Protestant/Catholic thing here. A lot of the people want to become part of Ireland and a lot of them want to stay part of the UK. It’s like, “Hello, guys! In Ireland there is gay marriage and in the UK there is gay marriage. Just f*ckin’ pick one.” You can’t have all of the trappings of being part of a bigger country and not have all of the laws.

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encourage disclosure and reduce transmission. Instead, the evidence now indicates they are having the opposite effect by discouraging those at risk from getting tested.”

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Strub notes this makes it more difficult for people living with HIV to disclose their status, and makes it less likely they will trust the public health and medical systems. The Sero Project is an organization designed to fight stigmatization and criminalization at the state level. It currently has chapters in all 50 states. Pat Steadman, (Democrat, Senate District 31), notes that he’s introduced legislation which will change these laws. There have been few such prosecutions in Colorado. Yet according to Lehman’s article, between 2009 and 2014,186 people were prosecuted nationally, more than 80 percent under criminalization laws.

FEAR OF REJECTION AT PRIDE, A GENTLEMAN CAME up to the Histor y

Colorado booth and began reminiscing with me about the histor y of HIV/AIDS in Colorado. I told him about the Bearing Witness: Colorado Responds to HIV/ AIDS histor y project collecting the histor y of people living with HIV/AIDS. Then he told me it could be a felony in Colorado to expose someone to HIV/AIDS. David Duffield

According to Colorado Law, it’s a felony to knowingly transmit HIV to someone in sex work or sexual assault. However, applications of this law go way beyond that. In Grand Junction in 2009, Shad Skov (then 33), was charged with child abuse resulting in serious injury, a class 3 felony. He did not inform his fiancé he was HIV positive, she became pregnant, and their newborn son developed HIV symptoms after four months. He was held on $100,000 bond. In 2014, Joshua Harker of Denver was busted for prostitution allegedly knowing he had HIV, and in 2007 Darren Garcia, also of Denver, was busted on the same allegation and given an 18-month sentence, though he only served sixmonths after a plea deal. According to an article by JS Lehman entitled Prevalence and Public Health Implications of State Laws that Criminalize Potential HIV Exposure in the US, HIV/AIDS criminalization began in the late 1980s to prevent transmission. Such laws, the article notes, exist in two-thirds of the US, and have criminalized relatively low-risk 4 6 AUGUST 1 9, 2 0 1 5

More damning is the stigmatization due to ignorance about HIV. According to a 2010 paper by Lambda Legal entitled HIV Stigma and Discrimination in the US, we face an “HIV education deficit.” Roughly 27 percent of people thought HIV transmission could occur through sharing a drinking glass; 17 percent through sharing a toilet seat; and 14 percent through a swimming pool. They cite a Kaiser survey in which 51 percent of people were uncomfortable having their food prepared by someone with HIV, and that 44 percent felt uncomfortable working with someone with HIV. They concluded that HIV discrimination was “widespread and unreported” in housing, employment, and public accommodations. This led to widespread anxiety and depression among people living with HIV. By 2014 the CDC reported that less than half of gay or bisexual men living with HIV were getting treatment, while less than 42 percent were getting the medication to reach viral suppression.

transmission methods. More than 21 states require disclosure to sexual partners, while more than half the public is ignorant that the laws exist. The paper notes some laws are designed to encourage disclosure, and more deeply punish crimes like sexual assault. However, there could be unintended consequences like post-disclosure domestic violence or criminal prosecution.

In a stirring article by Peter Staley entitled Gay-on-Gay Shaming: The New HIV War, he concludes the result of a generation living without seeing HIV, people being able to hide their status, and a quiet stigmatization have created a vicious cycle “where HIV-related stigma leads to more HIV while hiding its damage by instilling fear and shame in the newly infected.”

Just this July, David Lee Mangum of Dexter, Missouri was sentenced to 30 years for exposing and allegedly infecting his partner with HIV. Asked why he did not disclose at the beginning of their relationship, he said it was out of “fear of rejection.” Michael Johnson, also of Missouri, was given 30 years for the same allegation, while Robert Smith of St. Louis was arrested for allegedly attempting to use Craigslist to expose another person to HIV.

Sean Strub notes changing laws takes time and “it is necessary to educate the communities most engaged in the epidemic and build alliances and outreach from there. Lots of public and community education is necessary for people to understand this issue in public health terms as opposed to just the tremendous injustices criminalization imposes.

Sean Strub, founder of POZ magazine and the Sero Project, notes that “most of the HIV criminalization laws came out earlier in the epidemic when it was believed they would

Criminalization of HIV is a vestige of a by-gone era, and is being prosecuted in some cases. Staley notes that a cure is in our midst, but until public stigma is removed, indeed our own internalized stigma, the status quo remains. If “Silence = Death” then “Ignorance = Stigma.”

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How do you feel your act reflects on the trans community? Signed,

KAY T. LYNNE

Bea: I feel that we’re a positive image for much of the community. After all, we represent many who don’t have Hollywood money to airbrush them into non-recognition.

Zoey: They don’t all get me, but those who do love me — kinda like straight girls. LaTexa: I consider what the Sluts do as performance art, and like most art, many people don’t get it and many love what we do, regardless if they’re trans or not.

Cookie: I’m sorry, but being a performer in drag does not diminish anyone in the trans community. If you think what I do is affecting your transition, then get your panties or briefs that are in a bunch and leave the show. Can’t we all just love and support each other?

JackLynn: I sincerely hope the entire community, not just the trans community, learns to take themselves less seriously, except for LaTexa. That bitch needs to serious it up a little.

Cookie: Well Waterlogged, sometimes you have to be a tug boat and guide them in. Show her the ropes by guiding her through the channel. Give her a little nudge here and there. Instruct her. Hell, show her how it’s done by diving down below. Unless you’re the one that hates dining out, you have to communicate to her what she’s doing wrong

JackLynn: Send her right over, I will teach her very well! Rough, sloppy ... sounds like she’s my type, not yours.

Is it true that size matters in lovers? Signed,

LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT MAN

Bea: That’s the oldest sex question, next to “Was that as good for you?” I look at it like real estate: If it feels right and you can see it appreciating in the next few years, then go for it. But remember, it’s the same amount of work either way.

Zoey: Are we talking diamonds or d*ck? Because yes, size matters.

LaTexa: Yes, size matters, the bigger the better! But then again, I’m a gaping hole of a slut! Just sayin’.

I’ve started dating this girl, and while she’s hot and smart, I’m not sure how to teach her about the little man in the boat? She’s too rough and there’s too much saliva, and I am afraid she will capsize the boat! Signed,

WATERLOGGED

Bea: I have a friend whose girlfriend is from Australia and she learned that the finger motion is actually counter clockwise, so check her background — maybe she’s from the other side of the equator. As for the old man in the boat, get her a newer version of Moby Dick that’s not written by Melville.

Zoey: Don’t worry about the boat — worry about the shark. Time for you to top with a whale of a strap-on.

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Cookie: YES. Don’t ever believe otherwise. If you don’t believe me, just ask Zoey.

JackLynn: Only if you’re talking d*ck size, then yes ... it matters.

What’s the biggest secret you’ve never told? Signed,

JUST QUESTIONING

Bea: There was no lotion in the basket! Zoey: Why the hell would I tell you? LaTexa: I’m actually a virgin. (Pssh. I can’t even type that with a straight face.) Cookie: Honey, I don’t tell secrets — that’s why they’re secrets. You can trust me not to tell your wife about our affair, though.

JackLynn: You did see me with the axe at Slut Search, right? Two can keep a secret if one is dead, er, maimed ... or something.