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Introducing Rupert Murdoch A 21st-century warlock Who uses the pull of the goggle-box To reach out to those in the boon-docks And serve as a right-wing soapbox That’s FOX News

To blame for so much of the media’s Hyping fake news and the tedious Repetition and defence of the hideous Barrage of lies from Trump’s White House Always divisive and devious That’s FOX News

They bring on a mug like Steve Hilton He thinks he’s the next John Milton His opinions stink like ripe Stilton Couldn’t put one past Peter Shilton Just another clown on stilts on FOX News

Or the King of them all Sean Hannity Always verging on profanity Quite an insult to humanity With his conceited, vulgar vanity He rarely brings any sanity To FOX News

They also bring you Tucker The smuggest little fucker His mouth seems set in a pucker As he takes us all for suckers You can see how he got stuck there On FOX News

Or bring on the lovely Laura Self-basting in her aura However you try and ignore her She’ll twist the headlines for yer No wonder they adore her On FOX News

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Hard to believe these people sleep at night. Why do they do it? Money I guess I had been tempted to call it Fucks News because that is what they do but thought better of it

And the miserable Mark Reed Levin Life and Liberty is his get in Though he clearly is not quite a cretin Be careful what you tread in He’s just another hypocrite in FOX News

Please all stand for Judge Jeanine For a while she was unseen Donald Trump then intervened Now she acts like a Wonderland queen Cos there is rarely in-between On FOX News

But then there is Chris Wallace Now he can bring some solace Though his crits must seem like malice In this conspiratorial palace I guess he strikes a balance On FOX News

Sharon Bream (who reads the headlines) She still sticks to all the guidelines But will touch on political land-mines And amazingly hasn’t been sidelined So perhaps they’re not all unkind At FOX News

This crass dystopian channel Keeps dishing up its flannel With their ‘experts’ and their ‘panels’ Dogs of war let out of the kennels Such a bunch of cocky Spaniels On FOX News

Their audience quite loves it And can’t seem to rise above it Fed faux facts, they just approve it With ratings through the roof, it Would seem silly to improve it FOX News