Palstrology

This week brings self-realisation –you will finally start to recognise your self worth. If your relationship is no longer sparking joy, it’s time to spark them out.

Venus is entering your intimacy zone, perhaps that prolonged eye contact in the Billy B can lead to something more.

All eyes are on you – and it’s not a bad thing this time. Strut your stuff down the Bailey and you just might get scouted for Scczqccccfs.

With Venus joining Saturn in Aquarius, you’re going to have a profound realisation. Valentine’s Day is a capitalist myth. think.

This week brings self-Time to update your LinkedIn page and check your direct messages. You never know, one of your future business connections could be the shampoo to your conditioner.

Due to your recent romantic endeavours, you didn’t quite manage to steer clear of the wave of tonsillitis going around college at the momentit’s ok to turn to Calpol (it isn’t just for children).

That gro y old shed that you call a house will feel more homely than ever this week, invite people round for a cuppa. You’ll be able to spend some much-needed time away from your Lego obsessed beau.

Venus will bring you gifts in the form of love this week, and don’t be rolling your eyes like you normally do. If someone asks you to Riverview, just brave the queue.

The Sun-Mars Trine (we’ve never heard of this either) signifies it’s time to get in touch with your emo side. Perhaps you should request ‘Sk8ter boi’ from DJ Dave next time you see him.

VAN MILDERT

Castle

QDear Violet, I am beginning to get stressed out, as my situationship has left me on delivered for nearly six days. We went on a few dates last term, and she even cooked me dinner. But out of the blue, she’s disappeared! Do I double message, or will that make me look desperate? Please bless me with your wisdom.

QDear Violet, I am quite frankly losing the will to live. I was straightening my hair last Friday, before a wild night spent wiffing and waffing to some afro beats. But I somehow managed to burn off a huge chunk of my hair! I look terribly lopsided, and I have no idea how to improve my appearance.