PalatiDates

In this edition, will Marley and Tom fall head over heels on their riverside walk date?

Marley on Tom

Initial vibes?

Incredibly wholesome vibes. He brought an actual map with a pre-planned route.

What topics arose?

A comprehensive explanation of how one can use just the moon for directions.

Tom on Marley

Initial vibes?

An unfortunate bird poo incident slightly killed the vibe.

What topics arose?

A startling amount of time was spent talking about map coordinates.

ADearest reader, I am so sorry to hear about this tricky situation you have found yourself in. Perhaps there is a rational explanation for why she hasn’t messaged you back. Maybe she is unwell, or stuck in a dissertation wormhole. I would encourage you to message her, but keep your tone calm and caring, rather than overbearing!

Perhaps you could ask if she is okay as you haven’t heard from her in a while, and mention that you just wanted to check in. Alternatively, if you are intent on sending a more heated message, you could wait until your next night out - and at least that way you can blame your behaviour on the alcohol the next morning!

This is a trick I myself have used from time to time, and it (sometimes) works!

ADearest reader, This does indeed sound like an upse ing predicament to be in. Fortunately, Aunty Violet has a couple of suggestions to help you out with your seared hair struggles.

1) Have you considered investing in a funky hat? The Durham fashion scene is all about quirky clothing and statement pieces. The new vintage store on North Road might possess the perfect hat to disguise your singed locks!

2) A li le birdy tells me that buzzcuts are going to be totally in this February. Maybe you should take the plunge and get rid of your hair entirely. There is however the risk of revealing a rather badly shaped head.

I would advise you to follow up with one of these options ASAP, so you don’t feel silly stru ing about all scorched!

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How would they describe you? Like bambi on ice (I fell over twice in one hour).

Describe them in three words. Adorable, wholesome, goofy.

Most awkward moment?

When a bird pooed on me ten minutes into the date (meant to be good luck though?)

Which Durham college would you place them in and why?

Mary’s for the wholesome vibes.

Did they meet your expectations? Any surprises?

His route planning skills were impressive, his route following skills not so much. We may have ended up in Pity Me.

Is a second date on the cards? Certainly, but safely indoors, I hope.

Marks out of 10: 8

How would they describe you? Big dad energies.

Describe them in three words. Clumsy, sweet, wi y. Most awkward moment?

Me accidentally guiding us so far out of Durham that we had to Uber back.

Which Durham college would you place them in and why? Castle, nothing but the best.

Did they meet your expectations? Any surprises?

I got more of a workout laughing at her jokes than from the walk itself.

Is a second date on the cards? Hopefully, if I haven’t been friend-zoned, I can’t currently tell...

Marks out of 10: 7 Signups