Neopets The Darkest Fairy!
By Katie Jacobs
Table of Contents Introduction ..................................................................................................................................................... 3 Ch. 1 PS2! Wake up! ...................................................................................................................................... 4 Ch. 2 PS2! Time to go to work! ................................................................................................................. 4 Ch. 3 Who the heck are you!?.................................................................................................................... 5 Ch. 4. The controls ......................................................................................................................................... 6 Ch. 5 Can you show me how to play? No. Why not?......................................................................... 7 Ch. 7 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’?! THAT’S FIRE! YOU DON’T ATTACK FIRE WITH FIRE! ...... 8 Ch. 8 Hey you! …?............................................................................................................................................ 8 Glossary.............................................................................................................................................................. 9
Introduction This story is about a game I like. ON PS2! BOO YA! PS2 ROCKS!
Ch. 1 PS2! Wake up! Well, PlayStation 2, we will see what your thinking! Plug in the three old plugs ‘an grab that ‘ol clicker…….’an to see the thoughts of that primitive PS2 press the
irritating button on the second row from the top, on the very right! Ho ‘o ho! This is fun! I called it irritating ‘cause I don’t like that button! I don’t…really. Now back to the fun! Turn on that dumb antic TV! I called it dumb ‘cause it has no brain! Now let’s move on! Come on! Come on! Follow me! PS2……Time to get up! Press the green ancient button! Yeah….b‐bye!
Ch. 2 PS2! Time to go to work! Nice thinking,PS2. Who are those little lights? Who cares who they are…let’s just move it! Okay… PS2, enough playing around! Just put the disk in already! You’re on! You’re on! Come on! Come on! Just press the (X) button! Now you can start! Now you can start! Oh, No!!! Oh, No! You turned off! Please try again. (X) button! Now… let’s press the disk icon! Wait for it! Wait for it! Okay! I get it! It’s on… Bye.
Ch. 3 Who the heck are you!? Hi…oh, wait! Who the heck are you!? Are you a robber or something!? …? Oh! Y‐you are Ummmmmm…………………………Roberta! No? Oh yes! Your Tormand ‘ay? Yes? Oka‐…Ummm…hello? Your Lucy! Ahhh. So, you got a big brother? H‐his name is Tormand? Ok‐ Hi? Your Roberta? Okay! So your Roberta and He’s Tormand…and your Lucy…Is that right? Okay we’re all set! Ok‐ O_o? Y‐y‐y‐y‐y‐your…Th‐th‐th‐ the…D‐d‐d‐d‐d‐d‐darkest… F‐f‐f‐f‐f‐f‐fairy??? Ummm…? Are you… The darkest Fairy? Ummm…k. We’re all set! B‐bye! ………! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRASH! BAM! BOOM! (I am playing dead.)
Ch. 4. The controls Pictures and labels are available in this chapter. I have forgot how the PS2 controller looked like. That is why I will be putting a picture of a PS2 controller. (X) is for jump. Square is to talk to people. Triangle is for quitting a site that popes up. Circle is attack. Start is pause. Analog is starting the controller. R is for attack, there is a button above it, That is block. L is block, while the button above, nothing. The left joystick is to move, the right is to move the camera. The left of the top left is to open the fruits you have and the up one shows your emotes, the right one… I forgot and down you figure out your self.
Ch. 5 Can you show me how to play? No. Why not? ‘Couse I don’t want t‐ Umm… hello! I’ll tell you one thing! At first you might think this game is nice and smooth… but then! There is this really mean fairy that can take over the world! Here are some places token over already: Merridell, Altador, Bogshot, Fairyland and shadowglan woods. There is a lot more places she token over. Ch. 6 Never let an enemy touch you! CLANG! GLAIN! CHING! This is hard! All these enemies are attacking! HELP! They are too strong! CLANG! BOOM! Oh, no! The Gelert assassin! POOF… ROAR!!!!! I‐it’s the Were Lupe!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! POOF… The bandents! (GASP) The dumb crows! (Sigh) The ixi raiders. (YAWN) Poison plants… Slugies, Grundo ghosts, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!! YOU THREE FAIRIES!!! DARK YOU! Wait… what is “Dark You”? Nevermind. (GULP) AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! BLOCK TORMAND!!! BLOCK!!! ATTACK ROBERTA!!! ATTACK!! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH…………………… OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
(PUNCH) (BOOM) (BANG) (CRASH) BBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE… BBBBBBBYYYYYEEEEEE.
Ch. 7 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’?! THAT’S FIRE! YOU DON’T ATTACK FIRE WITH FIRE! YOU DUMB DU‐ Oh… Umm… sorry… maybe you can attack fire with water… not fire with fire… BECOUSE IF YOU ATTACK FIRE WITH FIRE, YOU’LL JUST MAKE THE FIRE BIGGER! (sigh) You never listen to me. WHY DON’T YOU! BECOUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO PLAY THE GAME RIGHT! Man! Can’t you make ANY sense? No. You can’t. BECOUSE YOU ALWAYS DO YOUR OWN WAY OF PLAYING! NOT PLAYING THE WAY YOUR SOPOSTO. EXUSE ME?! YOUR BLAMING ME ON THAT?! Wait... blaming me on THAT DUMB FLOWER FALLING OFF???
Ch. 8 Hey you! …? You’re an emote? Yes? Umm… K. You’ll tell me all of your brothers and sisters names? Okaaay… She is issmat? She’s fire? He’s Glostanto? He’s water! That’s trontoti? He’s dark? Your labousiki? Your super nova? Your bubbles? And your bubble emote? She’s anima? She’s lava? The guy next to you is wind? He’s shadow and she’s light? He’s sun and she’s fog? She’s earth and he’s rock? She’s nova and he’s ……………? Nothing? No? He’s ultra nova? Yes? Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes? YES! I’m right! Bye‐bye everyone! Hoped you enjoyed the story!
Glossary Irritating means something is being very annoying! Ancient means something very old! Primitive means sort of old, Ape‐ish like.