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fallofclarityxx and Xx_michelle_xX - Chat

fallofclarityxx says: hihi!! ^.^

Xx_michelle_xX says: hi!!! HoW aRe You? :3

fallofclarityxx says: dot dot dot I am fiiine o3o I am thinking about life and deep stuff *nods* wbu???

Xx_michelle_xX says:

OOOO like wut deep stuff o.o HAVEing NiGHTMARES?? MAYBE THEY ARE REAL, AND THiS WHOLE WORLD iS FAKE… i dont want to do hw lolz so I am on gaia >_<

fallofclarityxx says:

Ure SO SMART…. there’s a red moon where I am tonight maybe that's why I’m connecting with my inner self umu

fallofclarityxx says:

omg same why do we have to do hw!! D8 can you help me out on farmville later? i can hop on gaia later XDD

Xx_michelle_xX says:

OMG there is??? o.O THaTs sCARy…

Xx_michelle_xX says:

IKR…and yeah sure!! I want to play on gaia with u!!! >___<

Xx_michelle_xX says: omg do u know LIGHTS btw?? I luv her new album and also the gorillaz >.<

fallofclarityxx says:

its spooky but also pretty dotdotdot wow <333

fallofclarityxx says: yeah we have to!!! of course o_o I love her hair omg I want it so bad T.T are you part of the dotdotdot ARMY the LIGHTSarmy that is xDDDDD

fallofclarityxx says: right now I am listening to my brother’s music and its SO DEEP wow i relate

Xx_michelle_xX says: omg she is SOOOO PRETTYYY… I think I’m going to get the same haircut >.< and duh!!!

Xx_michelle_xX says: wut music does ur bRoThEr have?? o.O cuz once in a while….i act like a child…to feel like a kid again…..IT GETS LIKE A PRISON IN THE BODY I”M LIVING IN!!!!

fallofclarityxx says: good good hehe ^^

fallofclarityxx says: SHE IS!!! i want to dye my hair too….. pastel mint hehehe

fallofclarityxx says: he listens to emo stuff… like Linkin Park and The Cranberries… i love the lyrics “things wouldn’t be so confused and I wouldnt feel SO USED” omg!! i know what you mean tho i am a child but i have a VERY old soul I can feel it… you too!!

Xx_michelle_xX says: OOO PaStel….i want purple hair xp

Xx_michelle_xX says:

emo???? O.o i thought the cranberries is just rock… do u like mcr??? like if you look in the mirror and don’t like what you see…you can find out first hand what it’s like to be me…

fallofclarityxx says: omggg that would be so chic :DDD

fallofclarityxx says: MAYBE they are both, bc their lyrics r EMOtional ��yeahI always feel likei want people to know me, the REAL me -w- dotdotdot

fallofclarityxx says: anyways im ready for some games!!

Xx_michelle_xX says: maybe…i feel like no one ReAlLy KNoWss the REAL me either…. O.o

Xx_michelle_xX says: i will go to gaia now >.< LYLAS!!!

fallofclarityxx says: logging on now too!! gotta grind o.o

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La La Land

3:16 Demi Lovato Petra Chase Arts & Culture Editor

Lovato’s radical defiance of Hollywood (the brave act of wearing Converse with a dress), takes me back to the blissful days as an eight-year-old misfit wearing the same outfit. The lyric was totally not an ad, even if the song mobilized listeners to beg their parents for a pair. Nothing hits quite like the catchy melody that leads to her boisterous proclamation, “Baby, that’s just me!”

Numb

3:05 Linkin Park Isabella Urbani Sports Editor

I have a vivid memory of listening to this song in a packed car on the way to Red Robins. The music was turned all the way up so everyone could hear what I was listening to and think, “damn, little missy, are you okay???” No radio on in the car. Just awkward silence, and second-hand listening to Linkin Park.

Holiday

3:53 Green Day Eden Chipperfield News Writer

On summer road trips as a child, my parents would burn CDs to listen to on long journeys. "Holiday" by Green Day would always make the cut, and I remember vividly bouncing my feet up and down in my booster seat, rocking out. This is a special nod to the movie Surfs Up (2007), which features this bop at the film's beginning.

Microsoft Word - Pirate bae?

The battle of LimeWire vs. FrostWire

Hailey Miller, Staff Writer

Nothing says early 2000s like borrowing your parents’ bogged-down desktop to use a sketchy music downloading platform and illegally download your favourite chart-topping jams. Are you even a music fanatic if you didn’t at least attempt to download thousands of songs and create some random playlist titled “[Your name]’s Tunes”? You spent countless hours curating a playlist long enough to get you through the entirety of your childhood and angsty teenage years, didn’t you? Cassettes, vinyl records, and the good, ol’ compact disc have nothing on you. A boombox? That’s so ‘90s — get with the times already!

Let me set the scene for you:

The year is 2006. You just received a hand-me-down mp3 player from your mom’s, second cousin’s, friend’s, neighbour’s, daughter for free! Forget scrolling through pages of Craigslist ads to find the best deal. Instead, your mom made half a dozen phone calls via landline as you impatiently waited for the news. You’re dreaming about blasting the latest radio hits through a big pair of Sony headphones connected to your newly used magical music player as you make a mental note of all the songs you can’t wait to illegally download — also for free, because who wants to spend money? Oh, please, you’re totally saving up all your chore money for an iPod, aren’t you?

The day has come. Your mp3 is finally in your hands and ready to be loaded with minutes of illegal activity — and by that, I mean, the sketchiest LimeWire downloads known to music downloaders near and far. You’re beaming with the excitement of piling jam after jam onto your knock-off mp3 that clearly can’t stand a chance to the snazzy new iPods of the day. Regardless, you’ll take what you can get, knowing an upgrade is just a few chore’s savings away.

Doing a quick Google search of LimeWire and finally clicking on the site is the most exhilarating moment in your life until . . . bam ! Your screen goes blank and your parents’ old desktop — that was running smoothly up until this moment in time — suddenly crashes out of the blue, alongside all the outrageous ads that pop-up everywhere.

You panic. What happened? What have you done? The only cure to this problem is . . . drumroll please . . . FrostWire. Sure, it won’t bring the poor computer back, but it likely won’t crash the next one. Or will it? There’s only one way to find out.

This time, you cross your fingers in hopes of a successful outcome. How difficult is it to get some catchy tunes on your mp3 where they’ll live for the rest of eternity?

Hold your breath now . . . success! It’s in this moment you know FrostWire is the antidote. You, my friend, are a seasoned music-downloading, playlist-making expert who knows your way around unsuccessfully avoiding the unwanted viruses that came alongside LimeWire, and supposedly curing your problem with a snazzy little upgrade to the frosty side of things. Turn that volume up to 10 and rock on!

=== Begin forwarded message ===

ONCE YOU START READING THIS DO NOT STOP OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 12 YEARS AND YOUR SKIN WILL BE SO DRY AND CRACKED THAT NO MOISTURIZER WILL EVER WORK AND YOU WILL BE CURSED SO THAT NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU...

Do you know Brown bear? Brown bear is a nice and soft bear... as long as you don’t make him mad. He doesn’t want to be forgotten, like the other toys. After his favourite human abandoned him, he tried to make friends with the other kids... But one day... there was a dog who wanted to play with Brown bear, but Brown bear didn’t know the dog could hurt him. His stuffing came out and was left all over the concrete sidewalk. Brown bear felt so sad, as he tried to pick up his stuffing, he thought of his favourite human — Cindy, who had abandoned him.

“None of this would have happened if Cindy hadn’t left me all alone,” Brown bear thought. His sadness quickly turned to anger, and as he failed to stitch himself back together, he became a plushie spirit. Today, he haunts all the plushies around the world, trying to find a new home. If he is accepted into a new family, he will stay there peacefully for a few years and move on to a new home before the children go to high school. But if Brown bear possesses a toy that isn’t frequently played with... Brown bear gets mad. He unstitches all the other plushies so that he is the only one left to play with. Brown bear isn’t evil, he just doesn’t want to be forgotten...

SHARE THIS EMAIL TO FIND A FOREVER HOME FOR BROWN BEAR. SEND THIS TO 13 PEOPLE WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND YOUR STUFFIES WILL BE SAVED, YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU TOMORROW MORNING, AND YOU WILL MARRY YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH

Written by Olivia Visser

The horror of lying about your age online as a kid

My first encounter with swear words didn’t even involve real swear words — but it was just as horrifying to my eight-year-old self. Yes, I was eight when I first started playing Runescape, and yes, it was probably evident to every teenage and adult player that I was just a kid. Believe it or not, I was hardly even aware of the game’s skill-building or combat components at the time. I was more interested in farming coins, buying clothing, and mining for armour that would see no actual use. So, you can probably understand why I found the now-retired player-vs-player (PvP) component so very frustrating as a child.

Player killing was a common occurrence on old-school Runescape servers. In the Wilderness, which is where I spent much of my time, killing a player would grant you access to the loot they dropped when they died. Given that I was eight when I started playing, I had little understanding of PvP and instead thought that I was being relentlessly bullied for no reason. Maybe they could tell my age, I thought. Maybe they knew I lied about being 13. To be fair, they probably did know, if only because my instinct was to run every time and beg them to leave me alone. Can’t blame ‘em.

Just imagine the sheer horror I experienced when one player chased after me exclaiming “*******!”

Thank god I had the profanity filter turned on, but I’ll be honest, the stars weren’t very assuring either. And yes, this player camped out in the area, waiting for me to return and killing me at least three times when I arrived to grab my items. At some point, I remember exiting my browser and stepping back from my computer anxiously. There was no way my mom could find out I was lying about my age and playing with teenagers (more like being chased by, but you get the point).

Despite my unease at the time, I take some solace in knowing that the damage the internet inflicted on my younger self was largely limited to some stars and tomfoolery by faceless avatars. No TikTok, no Instagram, no whatever else kids now grow up with. All I had to do was open up Internet Explorer to be transported into what felt like a new dimension. It was the novelty of it all that made my eightyear-old brain chirp with wonder. It was also this novelty that led games like Runescape to be quickly eaten up by the ever-evolving internet. Make browser-based MMORPGs cool again, damnit!

Heartfelt Plea

moshiforums.web

BANNED

You were banned for saying a bad word

You said “affordable education”

It looks like you’re trying to relive your childhood. How can I help you move on?

a) Find a knock-off alternative to your favourite game site that is just a shell of the original

b) Find a YouTube video essay on the “dark side” of Animal Jam

c) Turn on Inside Out and cry with you

Plees halp!!

My Moshi Monster akount got stolen

Dear Moshi Monstrs,

My name is Kaja or canuckgurl17. I mad a freind on your website becaus they came to my monstr Poppies house. I am very carful when I maek friensd but I want to be nice because my brothr said im mean. My friend has a name, novalight34, and they where gray.

We were talkng on my messag bored and playd some games togethrer, like monstr dance and spy game. We had difrent moshlings and talkd abuot seeds and I belivd we where friends but I gess we our not.

My frien Nova askd me for my passwrd, and they gave me there’s. When I loged into her acount I playd for a small tim but than I tryed to get to my acount and it didnt work! I am vry sad!

I workd veri hard to get mt friends Jeepers, Flumpy, nd Fify, and was working very hard to get Snookoms and now I cant.

I miss my messig bord. I miss my AKSHule freinds like Maknzee and Nia and Ryain. I miss my moshling. I miss my Dustbin Beever postr. I miss moshi monstr.

My mom said I did this bad thing and I cryed. She said nova was liening becaus I was a membr and they wanted the membr itims for there self.

Plees help me Moshi Monstrs, your my only hop3.

Love,

Kaja xoxo

PS my passwurd was keslerburrows PPS I am going to club pengwin and webkinz if you donet fix this.

Written by Kaja Antic

POPTROPICA, PENGUINS, AND PUFFLES

CLUB PENGUIN

ONLINE pufflemom33

ID: 3294U234

Create your penguin (but don’t forget to include a parent’s email address!). Home to igloos, shops, and even a DANCE CLUB, penguins and puffles live together in harmony here. Buy clothes for your penguin, collect different color puffles (my favourite is the pink one!) and interact with your friends online.You can even play fun mini games to earn coins that you can use to buy adorable accessories for your penguin or impress your friends by upgrading your igloo!

POPTROPICA

ONLINE

nyandoge12

ID: 865334

Wait, the guy that wrote Diary of a Wimpy Kid made a video game? I’m pretty sure this is named after the juice box I received at summer camp, but it is quite an adorable game I found on Cool Math Games. Did you know that you can travel to 17 tropical islands in the game!? It’s the closest to visiting the tropics I’m ever going to get (since mom insists we spend family vacations camping!).

FANTAGE

ONLINE awesomegrl4

ID: 2423RR2

This is the virtual world of virtual worlds. Chat with friends and play games to collect coins and buy the cutest fashion items at Le Shop or get your hair done at Stellar Salon. You can even customize your home and rearrange the furniture without your mom getting mad at you (I’m talking about you, Kimberly). Fantage is the kind of game you beg your parents to let you play instead of doing your homework. Kids that play this game are cool, and they know it. Sadly I’m never allowed to play online games because my dad’s computer room is “for work only.”

MOSHI MONSTERS

ONLINE slimelvr123

ID: 32RF3465

Have you ever wanted the perfect pet of your own? I’ve found my furr-ever friends on Moshi Monsters! These little toys come alive on mom’s computer. I get to adopt my own monster and help take care of it just like a real-life pet. There are six different monsters — a furry orange rabbit named Katsuma, a sasquatch-like monster by the name of Furi, a cute little devil character named Diavlo, a cherry named Luvli, a zombie named Zommer, and a little pink Poppet. My monster and I love playing the mini games because we can earn money to buy my monster some pets for themselves. When I grow up, I want as many pets as possible too!

WEBKINZ

ONLINE awsumsauce4321

ID: 23T54F43

My parents bought me a Webkinz stuffed poodle because they thought I would think it’s cute, but it came with a big surprise! The poodle came with a code that let me play with it on the computer. On the Webkinz website, we can play mini games together and earn KinzCash so I can buy all of my furr-ends special items. I’m just like an adult! Now, every birthday and holiday, I ask for different Webkinz animals so I can collect them all!

ANIMAL JAM

ONLINE wildkat99

ID: 8906H434

On rainy days when we can’t go outside, all of my friends and I meet up on Animal Jam. We join the same server and go online as our favourite animals to play games and go on fun adventures. My favourite animal in this game is the seal, but some of my friends like the wolf, tiger, or bunny. Sometimes our teachers let us play this during class computer lab time because it’s part of National Geographic. I love animals and love playing with them in real life and online!

Your ship will sink in seven days

Top 5 Best Ships Ever!!! *hehe*

Hey guys! It’s shy_kelly back with the top five best ships, ever. No, I’m not talking about the ones that go sailing by, but the ones that make your heart throb! Make sure you check out the AMVs that I recommend so you can really get the feels >///< I’ve made sure every video is at the highest quality possible! 360p. You better enjoy~ *laughs evilly* I don’t own any of these couples or these AMVs so make sure you give all the credit to the creators, okay?!

5. Hikaru Hitachiin x Haruhi Fujioka (AKA HikaHaru)

Starting strong with number five! Haru-chan (Hikaru calls her that in my fanfiction) needs someone that’s the opposite of her. I like Tamaki and Haruhi (as you’ll see, dundundun... dramatic) but there’s just something special about Haruhi breaking Hikaru out of his tough shell, and seeing him for who he really is. Also their voice actors are in love so it’s canon!! Duh.

My AMV pick for them is this “Bad Boy” one... because Hikaru is Haruhi’s bad boy :3

4. Tamaki Suoh x Haruhi Fujioka (AKA TamaHaru)

Oooookay but on the other hand, Tamaki loves Haruhi, and not JUST as his daughter (it’s complicated but they’re both in high school I swear!) I just like there being a bit of tension between Hikaru and Tamaki, okay?

I love Cascada (they’re in every good AMV!) so I have chosen “Everytime we touch” ‘cause I get this feeling~ that you’ll want this to last~ *nosebleeds*

3. Naruto Uzumaki x Sakura Haruno (AKA NaruSaku)

I love Hinata Hyuuga (shy_kelly comes from my favourite shy queen . . .) but there’s something about how sweet Naruto is to Sakura that makes me blush, kya~! Naruto is the first anime I watched in three parts on YouTube and I think it’s so sweet that Naruto loves her so much. I want to Katon-no-Jutsu Sasuke, hehe. Get out so they can be happy!! (don’t come after me, SakuSasu fans...)

My AMV pick for this lovely springtime couple... “Listen to Your Heart,” because Sakura only needs to listen to her heart *nodnods* It’s all about their chemistry!!!

2. Quinn Fabray x Rachel Berry (AKA Faberry)

Um, do you see the way Quinn looks at Rachel? Who draws pictures of their “enemy” with hearts all over it? Who draws them naked? The two of them form a bond with each other after seeing each other for more than their stereotypes. Clearly, Quinn’s just hiding her feelings for Rachel, and maybe Rachel would love her back? Who knows! It’s fanfiction fodder for me. I think that’s beautiful and I hope they become canon!!

My favourite music video (besides the duet they sing in season two) is this “You Belong with Me” AMV. The storyline is impeccable. Run into each other’s arms!

1. Seiya Kou x Usagi Tsukino (AKA SeiUsa)

My favourite unrequited love... my one and only. Seiya Kou tragically falls in love with Usagi, who is in love with Mamoru (but honestly who cares about “Mamo-chan,” he spends half the show dying — I mean what?) They form a loving relationship where Seiya protects Usagi, and loves her for the way she is. They have similar personalities and she gets to just be a teen with her fellow star guardian. They’re so much more suited to each other than old man Mamoru but that’s just my opinion so don’t flame me!

As for my AMV of choice... She sang a song for Usagi! Have this romantic one, “Ginga Ichi Mibun Chigai no Kataomoi.” :3333

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by SFU_bookworm Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor

CHAPTER ONE - MY IMMORTAL

Heyyyyyy peeps! Here’s ~ chapter One ~ of my FIRST EVR story MY immortal. Remember to coment and let me kno if u want a 2nd chapter. ILL post it Tom unless something wild happens lolllllll :)))))))) OK BYE ENJOYYY — SFU_bookworm

Y/N rushes through the Academic Quadrilateral with her book bog that her parents gath her in hand. She was late because she was runing late to her first class at SFU.

It didnt help that everyone kept stooping her along the way to take pictures of her bag. You see, shes kind of a big deel. I’ll let her explain why.

Y/N’s POV:

Im kind of a big deel. This bag is the same bag my parents had when they defeated the old skool president and turned them into the avocado statue. Wiiiiicked, right?!!

I was nocked out of my thoughts (literally) by what felt like the hardest wall I’d ever felt in my life. It turned out to be a biger problem than that.

“Ughhhhhhh,” I groan in pain as I roll over on the floor. “What was that 4!”

“Sorry!” The person says reaching down to help me up. They pick me up in one swoop, placing me upright on the floor.

Wow, I say. Their super strong.

“I work out,” they replied sheepishly, before BAAAA’ing.

Naturally, I BAAAA’ed back.

Once that exchange was over, I said “oh my gosh I can’t believe I said that out loud. How embarrassing!” (Posing with one hand on my chin and a finger pointed in the air for emfasis).

Emfasis is my best friend.

Speaking of Emfasis, they were holding onto a seat for me in class!

“Shoot,” I say. “I have to skedaddle!”

“Wait,” the mysterious man says. “What about your bag, my queen!?”

Queen? That was new, I thought.

“Keep it! I have a feeling we’ll meet again,” I say, showing him my best smoulder and shoulder (it’s the right one).

As I turn around, I collide with something again!!!! What could it be now!

“Woah there, watch where you’re going,” the wall said. The wall was none other than DRAYCONE MOUTHFULL. I know because he’s the headmaster’s son! We’re sworn enemies!

After my parents defeated the old headmaster by... Idk actually, but they did something... the new headmaster took over and swore that they would get revenge on our family.

I had to apply with a different name to get in! I hope he doesn’t somehow recognize me or I’ll be toast (burnt toast to be specific.)

I stare up at him from the ground. Typical, he isn’t going to help me up like the other guy did. How glad I am that I don’t have my bag. I just need to get up and make a break for it!

“OIIIIII” he says. “Did you not hear what I said? I said where do you think you’re going? The Academic Quilt is huge. Better answer fast before I tell the headmaster about this.”

Not the headmaster, I think! It’s only my first day! But what if he recognizes my angelic voice? Shoot. I have to think fast.

“HEY DRAYCONE! Why don’t you leave her alone!” Someone shouted. Not just someone. It was the same guy from before!

He came back for me!

Why don’t you can it AIRY PUTTER?” Said DRAYCONE.

Airy putter. So that’s his name. Cool.

“I will once you leave my girlfriend alone.”

Gurlfriend! Did he just call me his girlfriend?

“Girlfriend?” Says DRAYCONE. “Nice going there, but there’s no way anyone would be your girlfriend. Especially not a girl as prtty as this,” he sees staring into my eyes with his stony blue ones, unblinking.

“Hey, don’t stare at her like that,” says AIRY standing in front of me.

“What you going to do about it AIRY?” Says DRAYCONE, pushing a finger into his chest.

GULP. WhT was I going to do? Should I speak up and risk DRAYCONE finding out it’s me? Or do I leave AIRY who was so nice when we met. What did he mean I was his girlfriend!

It looks like you’re trying to navigate Wattpad. Would you like a suggestion?

a) One Direction imagines

b) Justin Bieber in the mafia

c) After (the original material)

I should have made a break for it. But, I couldn’t. Something in my heart was keeping me glued to the spot. I just couldn’t tell who I was more interested in. AIRY OR DRAYCONE. But I knew it was time to speak up...

IN CHAPTER TOO OF MY IMMORTAL!!!!

THE STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED BECAUSE MY MOM FOUND MY PAGE :((((( THX FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT — SFU_bookworm

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MySpace

looks like you’re trying to straighten your bangs for the perfect look. Would you like help?

Fry your hair beyond repair to get it completely right

Give up and cry that you’ll never get into your crush’s MySpace top 8.

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1. It’s April 1, 2008 and you’ve been rickrolled for the first time. Who did that to you???

a) The Church of Scientology

b) YouTube

c) The FBI

d) Some intern at the Cartoon Network

2. Fill-in-the-blank: “Get in loser, we’re going ________ .”

a) Shopping

b) To collect points on our FarmVille farm!

c) To a birthday party at Build-A-Bear Workshop

d) To the schoolyard to play 4-square

3. What was the antidote to LimeWire?

a) iTunes

b) FrostWire

c) Your dad’s 5-CD spinner

d) Your Motorola flip phone

4. The first sentence of the popular anticopyright infringement campaign “Piracy. It’s a crime” is:

a) You wouldn’t download a car

b) You wouldn’t screenshot an NFT

c) You wouldn’t steal a car

d) You wouldn’t steal a meme

5. It’s 2008 and you’re logging into Windows Live Messenger aka MSN. Your crush is online! What do you message them?

a) Ask your mom to let you go to the park, I have something I want to say F2F (yes, that’s what the cool kids were using to say face-to-face)

b) Waz crackin’?

c) Sup? (because then maybe they’ll answer “nm, u?” and you’ll get to get extra flirty by replying “nm” back)

d) Nothing. None of this happened because the family computer was in the living room and your mom was watching you like a hawk.

6. Who took us to the Year 3000?

a) Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place

b) Zoey Brooks from Zoey 101

c) The Jonas Brothers

d) Marty McFly

7. Who was Miley Cyrus’ alter ego?

a) Miley Stewart

b) Lilly Truscott

c) Hannah Montana

d) Dolly Parton

8. Which of the following was not a popular 2000s kids channel?

a) Family Channel

b) YTV

c) Nickelodeon

d) Much Music

And last but not least . . .

9. Who let the dogs out?

a) Your online Webkinz characters

b) Baha Men

c) Your hacked MySpace account

d) The pizza guy you prank called from your mom’s landline

Anything below 100% is a major fail . . . sorry, you’re not a 2000s master unless you get them all right! If not, take a time machine back to the year 2000 and relive the early moments of the internet and the wannabe divas!

I can haz crossword?

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