Sex, love, intimacy, and gender

Instead of just surviving, there’s actually space and room to really thrive and offer students [ . . . ] what it is they want and ask for.

NOËLL COUSINS DIRECTOR OF ENGAGEMENT, SFPIRG

At the base of Burnaby Mountain, below the university, sit two time bombs.

DOUGLAS COURTEMANCHE · CLIMATE ACTIVIST

If there is so-called neutrality through freedom of expression which allows a transphobic speaker to hold a public event in the same space where others wear rainbow pins and celebrate pride month, then shouldn’t watermelon pins also be included?

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The energetic, Madonna-esque choreography? Hello? Like, eating down would be an understatement. No wonder they’re an Aries (ahem, like yours truly).

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The visitors would score 18 points over the next 5 minutes, with the team’s defense confining the Red Leafs to only three points in the same time frame.

I know I should expect it, especially in the hyper-masculine sphere of men’s sports, but it still hurts to know that those surrounding me in the arenas might hate me if they knew more.

Dear Peakie,

Do you have the TLC people’s phone number (the network, not the girl group)? I was practicing the Megan Thee Stallion headboard challenge by myself so I’d be ready for Valentine’s Day, and what followed was actually the perfect story to reboot Sex Sent Me to the ER. I hurried to put on lingerie before the paramedics arrived and lied to them and said my sexual partner escaped out the window by scaling down the building like Spider-Man because he was embarrassed by his super strength. So anyways, yeah, do you have the number?

Sincerely,

Dear Forever a hottie,

I don’t have their number but I did research the show’s extensive catalogue. You wouldn’t be the first to get sent to the ER for doing an internet challenge trying to seduce their partner — there have been three separate episodes about elbow dislocations from doing the whip and the nay nay in 2016. Partners sneaking out the window happened in two-thirds of the episodes (source = trust me). Besides, it’s 2025, no one watches TLC anymore. Launch a Substack with a narrative piece about the experience and go all out! Maybe even submit it to a few literary journals. In a few years, they’ll be making the film adaptation called TheSexInjury and you’ll be thanking that headboard challenge for bringing on your big break.

I see your future, Peakie

Dear Peakie,

I told my partner I like to be dominated in the bedroom. They seemed really excited by the idea, which was super hot. But then, in the heat of the moment, they made really intense eye contact and threatened to impose a tariff on me (not hot). Should I give them another chance? Maybe next time we don’t use Global News as the “Netflix” before our “chill?”

Best,

Looking for a Canadian lube brand

Dear Looking for a Canadian lube brand,

Who’s buying lube in 2025 when you can get a bottle of maple syrup? It may be a little sticky, but you’re supporting the economy and you’ll always be ready to surprise your partner with pancakes afterwards. To answer your question, the best thing to watch before sexy time is Jeopardy. You can make a game out of taking off a clothing item for each right answer. Not to brag, but I once got completely naked after one round of ocean facts. Let’s just say, my bedside maple syrup was empty at the end of the