What Does a Receptionist Want?

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I adore my job

I enjoy picking up calls

It is so easy

All I have to do

is to call the customer

and pick up their car.

But their cars don’t work,

So I call up the tow truck

to go get the car.

Then bring it back here,

so we can have it remade

and put on auction.

Not like we stole them

We got them from customers

They were selling them

The cars we pick up

are damaged and broken down

and sometimes have gore.

We will take all cars,

Even ones with bad records

or abandon ones

Winter seems the best,

because more cars slip on roads,

which is good for us

but bad for people.

It is damaging for them.

now their car is gone.

We don’t want bad things, it is what we do— for work,

for the company.

We hope you drive safe,

enjoying your daily life,

without crashing one.

But if you got one,

that is good for me to call,

and we’ll take the car.