9 March 2020
Fun and Games | 7
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WORD SOUP How many words can be made with the following letters? _____ 6 LETTER WORDS 1. __________________________ 2. __________________________
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struggles with dates and couldn’t get the year their newsletter, The Pendoring, was established in, correct. Who cares about years of history right? (Sneezes)
Hi (coughs) hi (coughs) Pssst… here. Pssst… is feeling rather sick this week so needs to keep this short. No Pssst… does not have the Coronavirus, Pssst… probably just drank too much and weakened Pssst’s… immune system. But the symptoms are all the same and easy to mix up. The same way dates are easy to mix up. (Coughs) Isn’t that right Career services? Pssst… is very excited to attend the Law Career Day on 6, 3 and 4 March. But please don’t worry, Pssst… wants you to know you aren’t alone. (Coughs) Tuks Ekhaya also
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Pssst… says adieu. xx
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Poetry Corner
Sleek. My fingers trace your elegant lining. A minute button meets me: tiny, yet influential. It greets my fingertip inviting me in. I accept. I’m welcomed generously by a slew of information. Date. Time. Battery level. All in a blink of an eye. My finger hovers over the neatly printed, artificially illuminated, white letter ‘F’ Oh and speaking about not caring, the standing against a blue backdrop. I’m intimidated. My mind is suddenly riddled people having sex in an area in the IT Building with self-doubt: when, where, how and most importantly who? I spiral scanning obviously don’t... Pssst… may even set up a the posts of displaced people. Time becomes absolute, my surroundings of no little hidden camera there. Pssst… thinks making consequence. There are no obligations in this world. I find myself chasing an sex tapes could be a great side hustle. (Coughs) artificially constructed reality. Engulfed and consumed by the ‘new’ the ‘different’ Scanned with CamScanner Pssst… thinks Kris Jenner would be proud. and most dangerously: the ‘unattainable.’ (Sneezes) (Coughs) (Sneezes) And with that I hunt for a future which should be now, the falsehood which should be truth, the Pssst… must go to the doctor. Pssst… needs to me which should not be. The constructed me, the one that will never be… get better as Pssst… has eavesdropping to do, The disconnected self. information to trade and rumours to spread.
with every meal
Kemi
Pssst...
Disconnected
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