Electronic Brotherhood Yearbook 2013

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IMPORTANT EVENTS FROM YEAR 2013 NOT SO

IMPORTANT EVENTS FROM YEAR 2013

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Electronic Brotherhood Yearbook 2013 Water cooler chit chat – also known as bullshit - in the studio can sound like this: ”..if it didn't happen in the studio it never happened..”

This is of course partly true when our ideology as a nonpolitical independent gathering of cuddle-fanatic lunatics always has, and always will be:

THE WORLD - outside the EB studio -

IS HELL - everything that happens in HELL - is -

NOT OUR CONCERN! And with that cheerful opening we dive right in... ...what? Not the most positive introduction to a yearbook you think but if you stand still and hold your breathe for awhile, or as long as you can, you might reconsider this first - often also a bit narrowminded – thought. At EB we always throw away our first thought and go straight for the ones who follows which usually are much better and comes in sets of three. All these have been published on internet in 201 3 and can be ordered separately. Enjoy your reading . . .

JANUARY 08 13 30 30

David Bowie unveils the single and video for Where Are We Now? He also celebrate his 66th birthday, Elvis Presley his 78th - Hipp Hipp Hooray to both! Norwegian cross-country ski-ladies on training camp in La Cluzaz, France. Sharon Stone announce that she had split with her boyfriend Martin Mica. Great news! German snooker masters in Berlin. Winner: Allister "Ali" Carter, England.


FEBRUARY 02

05 08 10 15 17 22

Kollaps Records opens on Hökens gata 4 in Stockholm. Nicke bought a cassette and CEO a CD, both got a vinyl as a gift for showing up in time. Stuart Freeborn, make-up artist in Star wars and Tarzan goes to India dies at the age of 98. Top Gun 3D is released. One can only ask: why? Therese and Marit training and bunbaking in Seiser Alm, Italy. Our most sincere congratulations to Michelle (Tanja Hewer) on her 41 st birthday. Next year we will send her a present. Trångsvikens Bakery in Östersund goes bankrupt. Most sad because many people now have to feed on BakedInStore (yea, right!) bread. Blutengel release the album Monument. Chris' flirt with the mainstream world unfortunately!

Cassette owner Jan-Olof

MARCH 08 10 11 12 15 21 29

David Bowie's new studio album The Next Day released in mainland Europe. Our most sincere congratulations to Sharon Stone on her 55th birthday. David Bowie's new studio album The Next Day released in Great britain. David Bowie's new studio album The Next Day released in USA. Krystal System's new studio album Rage released. Our most sincere congratulations to Marit Bjørgen on her 33rd birthday. Bryan Ferry is listed as one of the fifty bestdressed over 50s by The Guardian.


APRIL 07

08 17 27

Our most sincere congratulations to Kristina Bach on her 51 st birthday. A perfect age for a Schlagerkönigin! Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher dies following a stroke. Most tragic! The Retrosic album Nightcrawler added as Spotify playlist. Marit Bjørgen receives her new training shoes.

Marit's new shoes

MAY

Production of Panzerkampfwagen V Panther begins in 1 943, 60 years ago. Company that built them back then, MAN, now supply Stockholm with buses. Isn't that cute? 1 7 Die Beschützerin des guten Geschmacks celebrates her 44th birthday. 1 9 Marit Bjørgen taking her new bicycle, a Hard Rocx Circo Volante 29", for a ride. 22 200 year anniversary of German composer Richard Wagner. 26 This day in 1 941 Hitler ordered the Henschel and Porsche firms to design a new heavy tank. Henschel won and the Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger Ausf.E was born. 73 years ago today!

JUNE 01

05 13 25

Registration of records played in EB Studio starts, first out is 'Santa Hates You' which explains a LOT! Blonde Stakeout officially starts. Michelle album L'Amour added as Spotify playlist. Our most sincere congratulations to Therese Johaug on her 25th birthday. Die Beschützerin...


JULY 01

22 25 28

Our most sincere and deep gratulations to Deborah Harry on her 68th birthday. MINSANN! Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge gives birth to a boy, who becomes third in line to the throne, subsequently named George Alexander Louis. We are still celebrating this. Annual Jocke med Kuken-BBQ in Whitemountain park. Alice Cooper performs at the Storsjöyran festival in Östersund.

Whitemountain BBQ

AUGUST 05 05 24

The world's first lab-grown burger - produced from bovine stem cells - is cooked and eaten at a news conference in London. All died after a week of MadLabdisease. Our most sincere congratulations to Helene Fischer on her 29th birthday. !Distain album On/off added as Spotify playlist.

SEPTEMBER 07

24 28

Magnus Uggla album Va ska man ta livet av sig för när man ändå inte får höra snacket efteråt added as Spotify playlist Marit Bjørgen share her recipe for oven baked cod with us mortals. Austrian Dark Elf, storyteller, Bard apprentice and Vampire explorer Elisabeth Schabus and husband Fritz visit Stockholm. Among many things they took time to spend half a day with us, here having beverages at a fashionable, well, place just south of the capitol

Nicke, Elisabeth and Fritz at Diset


Oktoberfest BierM채dchen in M체nich

OCTOBER 04

07 27

Helene Fischer album Farbenspiel is released. Everywhere except in Sweden!? Helene Fischer album Farbenspiel available from CDON dot com but no sight of it in any recordstore north of Germany. Outrageous!! Lou Reed dies on Long Island, New York. Why not on Coney Island!?

NOVEMBER

Oktoberfest in M체nich closes: 6,4 million visitors drank 6,7 million litres of Beer! 07 Album Eisbrecher by Eisbrecher added as new playlist. 09 Maria Gabriela Isler from Venezuela crowned miss Universe. 11 Lotta Schelin receives the Diamond ball. 1 4 The last living British person to be born in the 1 800s, Grace Jones, dies at the age of 11 3. No, it was not Dolph Lundgrens girlfriend. 29 World Cup starts in Kuusamo, Finland.


DECEMBER 05 09 19

30

31

Nelson Mandela dies. Finally! New video version of Atemlos durch die Nacht with Helene Fischer available on iTunes for 0,69€ ! Part of the ornate ceiling of the Apollo Theatre in London collapses during a performance. Swedish television reporter compared this to Nine Eleven which we thought was a bit funny. Schlagerbruttan use the Swedish word 'penis' for the first time in a post on Google+. Multiple times! She is better known as Marianne Äremann, one of the best speedminton players in the world? New Years eve. Director's daughter celebrate her 21 st birthday with cake and gifts. THE END

Speedminton champion Marianne Äremann

Meine Prinzessin

Our most humble thanks to (in no particular order): Anne, Isabella, Björn, Elisabeth, Nicke S, Christina, Marianne, Fritz, Gunnel, Rolf, Nicke B, Joakim, Gunnar, Kurt, Laureen and all other who we forgot to mention for putting up with us and making 2013 bearable. Love Ya! Special thanks to: Kristina Bach, Helene Fischer and Michelle for always being around picking up the pieces after the setbacks.


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