A813th, Features May 2011
May 13, 2011 B Features
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Would You Use A Foursquare Arena Built Under the Den?
Percentage of Students Attending Moonlight Semi-Formal by Age
Wait, you mean Riley?
3% 12%
12% YES! 33%
Freshmen Lowers Teachers
25%
FOURSQUARE!!!
I am too intimidated by Seniors yelling "FOURSQUARE!!!" to join.
30%
85%
Do You Like Pacman?
CD: Happy birthday! Love cd. No Yes Fruit
HI KIDS!
How often do you watch porn?
9%
I have 3 Windows Open Now
How I had Sex
My Roomate Often Goes to the Bathroom…
3%
Doorless Parietal (Wincek Strikes Again)
26%
Under the Crew Docks
72%
6. Personal time + 4 cuts + Case of Ramen... Wait it out.
47%
3. Get infected with leprosy... its worth it in the long run.
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5. Giant Hamster Ball 4. Carry a building around with you.
What do you complain about most often?
64
2. Get Senior Spooning cancelled. Everyone wins. 1. Never let petty things like doors stop
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28
30 20
17
12
10 Number of Students 0 Work work
8. Run fast.
On the Crew Docks
In a crew boat
70
10. Jetpack
7. Attach your spoon to a baseball bat.
6%
I am the perfect Andover student, thus I have no sex drive and therefore do not watch porn.
Ways to Win Senior Spooning 9. Jet roller blades
21%
Please Don't Look at my History
16%
Top Ten Features Presents...
People Who people Complain who About Work
complain about work
Why Can’t I lack Fly?of
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My roomate having to lights me on filltooout fire often. annoying surveys
Got a 5
having glass doors in Morse