Alpha Epsilon - Spring 2011

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THE ALUMNI NEWSLETTER OF PI KAPPA PHI AT THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA

SPRING 2011

THE PI KAPP GATOR AE HOUSING UPDATE: FIXING UP THE HOUSE

BY BILL CHARLAND

It was early March of 2009 when I received “Well, you can see the best the phone call. It was Mark Timmes. in the kitchen.” There was “Bill, I have a hell of a mess at AE,” he no power or water available. said. “Can you help me?” Those services had been shut I replied, “Sure Mark, what can I do?” off and sent to collection Mark informed me that the housing for lack of payment. As we corporation had the potential to rent walked through the kitchen, the Alpha Epsilon chapter house out the memories started swirling for several years to another fraternity through my head again. I that was interested in being housed on remembered our cook Bertha campus. Leasing the house would serve with her big smile and a spoon two purposes: generate some income in her hand. to pay off several substantial debts that It did not take much light had been amassed by the previous active to figure out that the kitchen chapter and preserve our long range plan was a horrible mess. Trash, “As I held back a tear and swallowed hard, I thought, ‘How could we have fallen this to re-colonize the Alpha Epsilon chapter far? How could something so great be degraded to this?’” pots & pans and used kitchen in four years. Mark further informed supplies were strewn around. me that he had a young man from Pi Kappa Phi Properties, Greg If that wasn’t enough, there was rodent excrement everywhere. It was Buehner, in Gainesville working to determine if renting the house was on the floor, the shelves, the dry goods storage closet and the walk-in a viable option. cooler. In some areas, it was over a quarter of an inch thick. I asked I asked Mark, “What shape is the house in?” Greg, “Is the kitchen the worst problem in the house?” “I haven’t actually seen it for myself,” he replied. “I want you to go Greg replied, “That depends on your perspective. The upstairs take a look and establish what the condition is and how much money bathroom is pretty ripe.” it will cost to get it in leasable condition.” I got my flashlight and we started to walk around. It had not even “Ok,” I replied. “I can go up next week.” been an hour when Mark called and asked me how the house looked. As I drove into Gainesville, it occurred to me that I had only been Without hesitation I told him we needed to scrape the house off the back to the Pi Kapp house on three other occasions since graduating site and start over. in the spring of 1987. The times that I had returned were just not “How much do you think we could spend?” Mark asked. enjoyable, so I stopped going. As I drew near campus and turned onto “You could spend as much as you want to,” I said. “I am thinking Fraternity Row, thoughts of memories past started swirling in my head, half a million, easy.” the “Frat/hub” bus stop, my favorite parking space and playing football Mark replied, “That’s ridiculous. Call me back after you have in the field across from our house. Of course, these are all gone now. walked around and figured it out.” As I turned into the parking lot between the Pi Kapp house and I was not joking. the Beta house, which was under a substantial renovation, I got the As Greg and I walked around the house in the dark, the memories really first look at our house. As I held back a tear and swallowed hard, I started flooding in: initiation night, pledge raids, answering the phone in thought, “How could we have fallen this far? How could something so the phone booth, the parties, the inter-house pranks and, most importantly, great be degraded to this?” all of the old faces and personalities of my era in the AE house. The yard was totally overgrown. Every window was boarded up. Each turn only provided more destruction and disgust. Each turn There were vines growing up the walls and over the roof. There was only made me ask time and again, “How could this happen?” The trash everywhere outside. extent of the destruction and lack of respect indicated clearly that I put my boots on and walked up to the front door. Greg Buehner those who lived here were neither happy nor part of the brotherhood from Pi Kappa Phi Properties was there waiting for me. I asked that I remembered. For better or worse, it was clear that they wanted Greg where he thought the best place to begin would be. He said, to make a lasting impression. (continued on page 3)


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