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CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Roseanne Bottone Jamie Bowman Kimberly Blaker Kathy Dubin-Uhler Marty Wilson Amy Leiser Dave Pierce William M. Williams Kevin Conroy Janet Mishkin Suzanne McCool Chelsea McMahon INTERN Rebeca Sebring, Susquehanna University ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Kristen Sebring

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Contributors

December 2017 / January 2018 KIMBERLY BLAKER

KATHY DUBIN-UHLER

Survival Guide / P. 6, A Winter Frolic /

A Special Visitor from the North

P. 28, New Year Resolutions / P. 44

Pole / P. 34

Kimberly Blaker, of Michigan, is a realtor and an author and freelance writer. Her articles have appeared in more than 250 newspapers, parenting and women’s magazines, and other publications throughout the U.S.

Katherine Uhler is the director of the Pocono Wildlife Rehabilitaion and Education Center. She became a licensed wildlife rehabilitator in 1980 and has been growing the nonprofit, all-volunteer PWREC since. In addition to running the Center with her husband and co-director, Eric, she has earned a Master’s Degree in Wildlife Biology and teaches Ecology at Stroudsburg High School.

SUZANNE McCOOL A Christmas Memory / P. 12 This feature, and many others like it, may be found in the author’s recently released autobiography; Memoirs of Suzie Fretz McCool. Suzanne served as a Monroe County Commissioner for three terms from 2004 to 2015. A delightful and memorable history of her family and the Poconos, it is available for $30.00 by contacting Suzanne at 570-424-2363. 30% of the book sales will be donated to the Friends of Pleasant Valley Manor Gazebo Project.

JAMIE BOWMAN More Memories for Christmas / P. 40 Jamie Bowman is a freelance writer, Penn State graduate, and lifelong resident of the Poconos. A teacher by day and a writer by night, Jamie spends her free time running and cheering for the Nittany Lions on game day.

KEVIN CONROY Baking the Holiday Ham / P. 16 Born in New York but raised in Barrett Township, Kevin Conroy attended East Stroudsburg State College as a townie majoring in fine art. After college, Kevin served a two-year apprenticeship with the American Culinary Federation and studied advanced baking at Culinary Institute of America. Kevin is a chef, pastry chef, artisan baker, culinary arts instructor, writer, and business owner. He writes on a wide array of topics for newspapers, magazines, trade journals, and blogs.

ROSEANNE BOTTONE Memories or Clutter? / P. 18 Roseanne Bottone is a regulatory compliance training instructor, former Peace Corps Volunteer, cancer survivor, grandmother, MBA, and freelance writer. She travels the country teaching business people about environmental and transportation safety regulations, and is a newspaper columnist. She’s a homeowner in East Stroudsburg and lives with her daughter, grandchildren, two cats and a Rottweiler.

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December 2017 / January 2018

What’s Inside 6 Survival Guide for a Stress-Free Holiday Season

by Kimberly Blaker

12 A Christmas Memory by Suzanne Fretz McCool

16 Baking the Holiday Ham

by Kevin Conroy

18 Memories or Clutter? by Roseanne Bottone 24 Cold Weather Tips for Pets 28 A Winter Frolic for the Whole Family

by Kimberly Blaker

34 A Special Visitor from the North Pole

by Kathy Dubin-Uhler

40 More Memories for Christmas

by Jamie Bowman

44 New Year Resolutions

by Kimberly Blaker

48 In and Around the Poconos 56 Hiking with the Brodhead Watershed Association 57 Celebrating New Year's Eve at Big Beaver Lake

by Boots McCoy

ON THE COVER: Our cover for this issue features a photo of the old farm behind the Sciota Mill by David Sandt. Dave also captured three wins in our recent photo contest in the October/November issue. DECEMBER 2017/JANUARY 2018 POCONO LIVING MAGAZINE© 5

Survival Guide for a Stress-Free Holiday Season

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By Kimberly Blaker

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season, to which parties you’ll be invited, and how much money you’ll spend. Now cross off the least important, least necessary, and least desirable events and tasks. Then review the list, and roughly calculate how much time and expense you’ve shaved off. If you haven’t reached your predetermined reduction, go through your list again. Once you’ve decided which parties you’ll attend and commitments you’ll make, plan specifically how you’ll say ‘no’ to all the others so you’re not caught off guard.

Holiday time-and-energy savers SAVE TIME IN GIFT-WRAPPING by setting up a station in a spare room or the basement. Or stock a box or basket with wrapping paper, ribbon, bows, tags, tape, scissors, and pens so everything is stored in one place. Have extras of everything on hand. KEEP CLEANING TO A MINIMUM during the holidays. Dismiss unused areas guests won’t see or use, and clean only the obvious in rooms that will be seen. That barely-visible layer of dust on your baseboards isn’t likely to be noticed with all the socializing

Preparation ASK FOR HELP. Enlist your family in preparing for the holidays, and divvy up tasks. Don’t expect perfection from yourself or your family. Remember, you probably don’t notice or mind the imperfections in others’ holiday gatherings. They are just as unlikely to notice any in yours. Keep in mind also, the holiday season isn’t the time to be head cook. Plan potluck gatherings. Then either suggest what each person should bring or, to avoid duplicates, ask guests what they will bring.

and holiday decorations. KEEP EVERYDAY MEALS QUICK and simple through the season. Soups, sandwiches, fresh fruit and vegetables, cottage cheese, pre-cut vegetables and dip, and other prepared or semi-prepared healthy foods will suffice for one month of the year. DO YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING EARLY in the day on weekdays while your energy is high and crowds are small. SHOP ONLINE OR BY CATALOG. If an item lacks details, search for a manufacturer’s website to get the information you need. GIVE GIFT CERTIFICATES. Hard-toshop-for recipients will appreciate something practical. Certificates to restaurants, department stores, sporting good outlets, and specialty shops, or for a massage, pedicure, or a round of golf make great gifts.

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“Remember, you probably don’t notice or mind the imperfections in others’ holiday gatherings. They are just as unlikely to notice any in yours.”

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Money saver DOES YOUR GIFT LIST GROW EACH YEAR? Decide with whom it’s necessary or important to exchange gifts. Then talk to extended family, friends, coworkers, and others about forgoing the gift exchange, putting a cap on the price, or doing a drawing instead. You’ll likely learn they feel the same as you do.

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TRAVELING AND HOLIDAY VISITING is also stressful for young children because of changes in routine and unfamiliar faces. Have children help with packing before you leave, even if only for the day, to make sure their favorite toys aren’t left behind. A security blanket or stuffed animal will also reduce stress for your young child in strange surroundings. And don’t forget to leave yourself plenty of time for rest stops. DON’T TAKE CHILDREN SHOPPING during the holidays. Ask your partner or an older child to baby sit; trade sitting with a neighbor or friend; or hire a babysitter. Not only will this reduce stress, it’ll likely cut your shopping time in half.

Things to do for next year START YOUR SHOPPING EARLY. Create a new tradition with a friend or family member, and set a monthly shopping date for the upcoming year. By making a scheduled commitment, you’ll be more likely to follow through. Keep the early holiday shopping fun and choose a different town or shopping center for each trip focusing on unique malls or trendy towns. ALSO, PURCHASE A LABEL PRINTING SOFTWARE program early in the year and enter all of the addresses on your holiday card list. When the holidays roll around, you can print the labels and eliminate the most

Caring for yourself ENJOY HOLIDAY TREATS IN MODERATION. High fat and sugary foods and the lack of healthy meals can lead to tiredness and stress. Keep goodies stored in the freezer where they’ll be less of a temptation. Have plenty of convenient, healthy snacks

time consuming aspect of sending out holiday greetings. FINALLY, remember the holiday season should be a joyful time for everyone to join in cheer and good fun with family and friends. Look for ways to ease stress to keep the ‘happy’ in your holidays! P

such as raw vegetables and nuts on hand. Prepare low-fat meals that won’t bog you down. PACE YOURSELF, and don’t try to do everything in one day. FINALLY, GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK. Get plenty of exercise such as a brisk walk in the fresh air, and set aside time for relaxation, like a long bubble bath.

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A Christmas Memory

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by Suzanne Fretz McCool

Y MEMORY OF MONROE COUNTY (The Poconos) more than fifty years ago was of forests and farms and beautiful quiet country roads with very little traffic. Growing up in

Paradise Township when my sisters and I were young, there were lots of woods filled with evergreens, birches and a variety of other trees, beautiful mountain laurel and lots of rhododendron. The kids in our neighborhood often played in the woods building forts, picking flowers or greens for wreaths, or just generally running around in them and often seeing deer or other wildlife. I especially remember one crisp, clear winter’s day. There had been a snowfall earlier that week. My sister, Paulette, and I headed out for a walk with our dad, John Fretz. Leafless snow-dusted branches made jagged silhouettes against the blue-gray winter sky. We took the sled, my dad with an ax, and headed into the snowy woods behind our house. We were looking for a Christmas tree. I was probably ten and Paulette was eight years old at the time. Pulling the American Flyer, Daddy broke a trail through the snowy woods with Paulette and me trudging behind. We were probably less than half mile from the house but it seemed really far for our short little legs. I recall that all was quiet and almost ethereal that day, the only sounds the plowing of the sled, branches snapping underfoot, and the occasional thump of snow falling from limbs and branches. A rabbit scurried past our track and up ahead in a small clearing stood a doe who somehow avoided the hunters’ guns that year. A ricocheting branch stung Paulette’s cheek and Daddy leaned down and kissed it to make it better. 8

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A CHRISTMAS MEMORY

Soon we saw what we were looking for – the most perfect Christmas tree on earth and just the right size for our living room, not too big or small – just right. In my mind’s eye I could already see it adorned and aglow with lights and tinsel and gaily colored balls and a shining star on top. We would put it in the front window, and it would sit in a big bucket of coal with my mother insisting it be secured with string because of the year our cats climbed the tree and knocked it over. That was when we lived at Airport Inn, my parent’s hotel in Mount Pocono, before we moved to Paradise Township. My dad quickly cut the tree and put it on the sled while Paulette and I held it on with our mittened hands. I was so excited because Christmas was my favorite time of the year, not just because of the magic of the season, but because December 25, is my birthday as well! Christmas carols from the record player and Mom greeted us as we dragged the tree up the steps, across the front porch and into the house. My mother had hot chocolate waiting for us and the smell of her freshly baked apple tart wafted though the air. Our cheeks were rosy from the cold as we headed to the fireplace where a cheerful fire was burning to warm our little hands and fingers. Soon the tree trimming would begin! I will always remember this one perfect day in my life because within a few years from this day, my father would die from complications from surgery, and my mother would struggle to hold on to our home and to raise my sisters and me. She never remarried, but her youngest sister, our Aunt Audrey, would always be there to help and would always make Christmas special in our lives. P

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Baking

the Holiday Ham 16 POCONO LIVING MAGAZINEÂ© DECEMBER 2017/JANUARY 2018

By Kevin Conroy

Maple-Bourbon Glazed Ham

OU HAVE TO GO BACK a long

Serves 12-15

way to find the origins of cured

Preheat oven to 325Ë&#x161;F

ham. The Medieval era? Hardly.

Ancient Rome? Ha. Ham dates back in

1 fully cooked Bone-in Ham (7-9 pounds)

China some six thousand years, millennia

1/2 c Light Brown Sugar, packed

before the founding of Rome. The Chinese

1 c Pure Maple Syrup

taught the Romans how to prepare it, in

1/2 c Bourbon

fact.

1 c Apple Cider Vinegar 2 Tb Dijon Mustard

We need only go back to an almost

1/2 tsp Thai Fish Sauce (nam pla)

modern sixth-century pagan Germany,

1 tsp Black Pepper

though, to find ham being served as special holiday fare. Yuletide ham, more

If the ham has a skin, remove it, trim

or less as we know it today, came to

remaining fat to 1/4-inch thickness, then

popularity in England during Medieval

make shallow 1-inch diamond-shaped

times.

cuts into the fat. Place the ham in a 12x16x2-inch pan.

Traditions differ from generation to

In a bowl, whisk together all remaining

generation, but the holiday dinner

ingredients and spoon mixture evenly

custom for many Americans is still and

over ham. Bake at 325Â°F on lowest oven

all ham. In mid-twentieth century, festive

rack for 2 hours and 30 minutes, or

ham evolved into a salty brown-sugared

until ham has an internal temperature

standard festooned with cloves, canned

of 145Â°F. Baste the ham with pan juices

pineapple and maraschino cherries.

every 30 minutes as it cooks. Keep an eye on the sauce. If it gets too thick or

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Time to mix it up. The following recipe

starts to dry in the pan, thin it with a bit

combines all-American bourbon and

of water.

maple with cider vinegar and the

Remove ham from oven and set it on a

surprising ingredient Thai fish sauce. Thai

cutting board; let it rest 20-30 minutes

fish sauce may seem out of place, but the

before carving. If any of the sauce has

ham and gravy will not taste fishy at all.

dried to the bottom of the pan, deglaze

Fish sauce adds a savory level of umami,

it with a drop-splash of water and a

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spatula. Strain pan juices, remove and discard any fat that collects on top, and serve in a gravy boat.

Memories or Clutter? By Roseanne Bottone Quick! What did you get for Christmas last year? Unless you received an unusual gift that stood out in some way, you probably don’t remember. A sweater now stuffed in the closet with 20 others? A kitchen gadget hiding in the back of a drawer? A tchotchke collecting dust? Alas! When you look back on your life, will you wish to recollect the things you owned, or the escapades you shared with loved ones? What will you cherish most? We know the answer to this question. So, when it comes to gift giving, why do we want to add more “stuff” to our already overstuffed homes? We’re missing a prime opportunity to set the stage for great conversation, laughter, photo ops, relationship building, relaxation, and old-fashioned fun throughout the year. I get it; part of the joy of the holiday season is making a list, shopping, wrapping and giving a gift to someone you love or care about. By employing a little creativity with the presentation, you can still do all of this when you give the gift of an experience. Memories or clutter? If you choose the former, the Poconos offer a plethora of activities guaranteed to delight! 18 POCONO LIVING MAGAZINE© DECEMBER 2017/JANUARY 2018

For the Weary Not one human being in your life would say, “nah” to a few hours of self-indulgent pampering. You cannot go wrong with a gift certificate for a spa treatment (e.g., exfoliations, mani/pedis, facials, and wraps.) Gentlemen, the ladies love chocolate, but even better than eating it, is a chocolate scrub and massage! Here you go; a link to 9 spas in the area: https:// goo.gl/gpKZXt

For the History Buff The historian and environmentalist in your life will appreciate a year-long membership to the Grey Towers Heritage Association. The Grey Towers National Historic Site operates in partnership with the US Forest Service to “deliver public programs, interpretive tours and conservation education programs.” Discounts are available for seniors and students. For information about events and tours visit: https://goo.gl/ VZAsfQ

For the Wine-Lover Seven family-owned vineyards and wineries are located on the Pocono Wine Trail. For the aspiring sommelier, connoisseur, or “what-a-day-I’ve-had” wine-drinker, a bottle of their favorite red or white (or, depending on your budget, a sample from each winery!) presented with a promise of a day-tour when weather permits is a can’t-miss gift! www.poconowinetrail. com

For Children and Teens Casino day for the kids! Wait, what? Yes! The Casino Theatre is family-friendly venue sporting two movie theaters (with 3D capability); a 1950s-style malt shop and restaurant, featuring more than 70 flavors of Hershey’s ice cream; a mini-golf course; and an arcade. How’s this for a deal? Every Monday and Tuesday, they offer a “Dinner and a Movie” special featuring a home-cooked entree and movie ticket for just $11 ($14 if seeing a 3D movie). Here’s the coolest part: order your meal before the movie and they’ll bring it into the theater on special trays for you to eat during the show! Stop in at 1403 Pocono Boulevard Mount Pocono, PA 18344 (570-839-7831) to purchase a gift certificate, or order tickets online at www.casinotheatre.net and make your own arcade/movie box for the kids to open. 8

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For the Theater-Goer Support the local arts. Give Shawnee Playhouse season tickets or gift certificates. The lineup for 2018 includes everything from Shakespeare, children’s ballet and shows, to the Pirates of Penzance. www.theshawneeplayhouse.com If music is more your gift recipient’s thing, concerts for every musical taste are presented at the Sherman Theater in Stroudsburg. www.shermantheater.com

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For the Rugged, Outdoor Adventurer Get them out of the house, even in the snow, and send them to the Paintball Asylum. The most popular packages include paint balls, equipment, face shield and more, and range from $45 to $65 per person. By all accounts, it’s hours of fun and participants have a blast. Sign up for a newsletter and coupons. www.thepaintballasylum.com

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“ Yes, Virginia,

There is a Santa Claus”

Eight-year-old Virginia O’Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York’s Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The work of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has since become history’s most reprinted newspaper editorial, appearing in part or whole in dozens of languages in books, movies, and other editorials, and on posters and stamps. Dear Editor: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, ‘If you see it in The Sun it’s so.’ Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus? Virgina O’Hanlon 115 West Ninety-Fifth Street

Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except [what] they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world. You may tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood. P

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RRRR…IT’S COLD OUTSIDE! The following guidelines will help you protect your companion animals when the mercury dips.

■ Keep your cat inside. Outdoors, felines can freeze, become lost or be stolen, injured or killed. Cats who are allowed to stray are exposed to infectious diseases, including

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rabies, from other cats, dogs and wildlife.

■ During the winter, outdoor cats sometimes sleep under the hoods of cars. When the motor is started, the cat can be injured or killed by the fan belt. If there are outdoor cats in your area, bang loudly on the car hood before starting the engine to give the cat a chance to escape.

■ Never let your dog off the leash on snow or ice, especially during a snowstorm—dogs can lose their scent and easily become lost. More dogs are lost during the winter than during any other season, so make sure yours always wears ID tags.

■ Thoroughly wipe off your dog’s legs and stomach when he comes in out of the sleet, snow or ice. He can ingest salt, antifreeze or other potentially dangerous chemicals while licking his paws, and his paw pads may also bleed from snow or encrusted ice. 8

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■ Never shave your dog down to the skin in winter,

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A Winter Frolic for the Family: t s a l B d r Blizz a n u F r e h t a e W d l o C d an By Kimberly Blaker

If your kids are like most, school snow closings are the highlight of the winter season. Get into the spirit of the season with some of these fun outdoor activities. After you’ve expended your energy outdoors, there’s plenty to do indoors as well.

Outdoor Winter Frolic TAKE A SNOWSHOE HIKE. Purchase or borrow snowshoes for the family, and take a walk through the woods or a field. Take your compass, and tie brightly colored strips of fabric to tree branches to mark your path. Dress warm and keep track of time to prevent overtiring and frostbite. Look for animal tracks and burrows; identify trees by the bark and shape of their trunks; learn how to tell the time or direction by the position of the sun; and other nature and survival activities. 28 POCONO LIVING MAGAZINE© DECEMBER 2017/JANUARY 2018

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view because of smaller crowds. BUILD AN IGLOO OR SNOW FORT. Choose a day when the snow is good for packing. Use a square or rectangular container often available in toy departments for building snow forts. Be sure to stagger the blocks for support. TAKE A WINTER CARRIAGE RIDE. Look for horse drawn carriages in tourist or trendy towns and quaint villages. Bundle up, and take warm blankets and hot beverages. Then enjoy a cozy ride through a snowy, festive town.

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ENJOY A WINTER FEST. Visit your chamber of commerce or state travel bureau website for a list of winter festivals and events. Activities to seek include light displays, fireworks, winter sport competitions, recreational activities, exhibits and ice sculpture displays, sleigh rides, snowshoe tours, and more.

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VISIT THE LIBRARY, then snuggle up for a relaxing read. At the library, learn how and where to find books on your favorite interests such as sports, science, or a hobby and choose several to bring home. Don’t forget to check out the music CDs, audio books, videos, computer games, and magazines for plenty of indoor entertainment. GET AWAY AT A WEEKEND RESORT. Check your travel agency for one of the many winter resorts for outdoor enthusiasts that offer activities and accommodations for the whole family. Try downhill or cross country skiing, snowshoe excursions, and more. MAKE A WINTER-SAFETY TRIVIA GAME. Buy a pack of small index cards. Then parents can write a question on each card related to winter safety with the answers written below. To play the game, take turns reading the questions while other players shout their answers. The first person with the correct answer scores a point. P

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A Special Visitor from the North Pole

By Kathy Dubin-Uhler

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ORKING WITH WILDLIFE does not allow for much

in the way of celebrating holidays. Injured owls and hawks, foxes and raccoons come through our clinic doors needing treatment no matter the day or the time. My husband, Eric, and I have learned that our holidays are different from most people’s but that doesn’t mean that they don’t exist. In fact, two years ago, we received a visitor from the far North, and received from him a holiday gift we will never forget. The phone call came on Christmas Eve, in the afternoon. A couple saw a hawk lying in a cornfield in Center Valley. Captured by his finders, he arrived in a plain cardboard box, lying almost motionless, and barely breathing. Wearing heavy gloves, I picked up the bird and cradled him in my arms. He looked at me – right in the eyes – and I, him. A moment passed, and I whispered “What are you?” With that, Eric, preparing fluids and pain medication, turned to see why I was asking the question. "Isn’t it a Red-tail?”, he responded. “No- look at his feet. They’re tiny! His coloring isn’t right either. His body looks like a Red-tail, but he’s smaller and his belly is dark and his tail, light…it’s like backwards coloring”.

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ut came our Sibley Guide to birds.

Using our knowledge that the bird’s major features placed it in the family of hawks called Buteos, which include our local Red-tailed, Redshouldered and Broad-wing hawks, we were able to determine that what I was holding in my arms was a visitor straight from the Arctic, a Rough-legged hawk! He had broad soaring wings and a wide tail, made for scanning the tundra for lemmings and other small rodents. We were now noticing his dark wing patches and light tail tipped in brown. Rough-legged hawks are native to northern Canada up to the North Pole. They migrate into our area when winters are severe or food scarce in their native tundra. Their wingspan is 52–54.3 inches and they weigh 1.5 to 3 pounds. Unlike the local hawks, these birds have feathers covering their legs to provide some insulation, giving them their name. 36 POCONO LIVING MAGAZINE© DECEMBER 2017/JANUARY 2018

ric carefully inserted a tube down the

bird’s throat containing rehydrating fluids, an antibiotic, and medicine to prevent a serious lung infection many raptors get when they are under the stress of captivity. An anti-inflammatory pain medication was provided to relieve pain and swelling. I inspected the bird’s eyes to check his pupils. His wings were palpated to search for fractures, as were his legs. Nothing- good news. The hawk, named “Legs” for the feathering that goes all the way down their legs, was placed in a veterinary cage on a towel to provide him with a gentle resting place. He could not stand, but sat motionless- a strong sign that he was suffering from a pelvic injury. Rest and antiinflammatories were the course of treatment. For each of the next several days, Eric and I hand-fed the two-pound hawk five mice and administered medications. On December 31st, we arrived to find Legs standing up and ready to help himself to his breakfast.

“Holding this magnificent bird, we paused to contemplate the things this bird had experienced in his Arctic world."

His pelvic injury was not critical after all! After four more quiet, rest days, Legs was moved to a flight enclosure outdoors to exercise and rebuild muscles to ensure successful flight and return to the wild. A week later, Legs was transported to a large field. Holding this magnificent bird, we paused to contemplate the things this bird had experienced in his Arctic world. One birder related to us that caribou bones are sometimes included in nesting material. Arms raised, a quick lift and release and Legs was off, soaring across the field. He circled twice, headed north, and disappeared from view. I hope he tells Santa that we were good boys and girls here at Pocono Wildlife Rehabilitation and Education Center! .P Happy Holidays, Kathy and Eric Uhler, Directors PHOTO : PIXABAY.COM DECEMBER 2017/JANUARY 2018 POCONO LIVING MAGAZINE© 37

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More Memories for Christmas By Jamie Bowman Year after year, the holidays seem to sneak up on us. Between shopping for the perfect gift, baking 13 varieties of cookies, and trying to stay sane, it can be easy to forget the reason for the season. To quote the late, great Dr. Seuss, “What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?” Put down the wrapping paper and take a breath. This year, why not spend time making memories with the ones you love? There are plenty of ways to make memories

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New Year Resolutions: Why they fail and how you can succeed

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By Kimberly Blaker “Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.” --Hal Borland

he New Year is a great time to take inventory, set goals, and take charge of your life. But if you’re like most, making resolutions is much easier than keeping

them. Rather than focus on the idea of a new beginning, which can lead to disappointment at the first slip, keep in mind that self-improvement is an ongoing endeavor. Setbacks are not failure; they bring wisdom and insight for future success. Before making a split decision as to this year’s resolutions, make a list of goals and changes you’d like to make. Then review your list, and cross off any you do not feel truly devoted to. Whether you resolve to spend more time with your family, quit smoking, or lose weight, you’re more likely to succeed if you feel a strong personal commitment rather than ‘I should.’ One reason people don’t keep resolutions they make is the resolutions are often made to silence the pestering of a loved one. If you decide to quit smoking to get your husband off your back, you’re less likely to succeed. If you decide to quit smoking to feel healthier and be able to enjoy physical activity without being winded, you’re more likely to experience success. Choose one or perhaps two of the resolutions on your list to which you feel most committed. Then choose one or two you feel confidant you can do with ease. These last couple can be used as positive reinforcement for the more challenging first choices.

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S T O R I E S

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STROUD By: Jamie Bowman

Whether you’re new to the area or consider yourself a “local,” you’ll love Stories of Stroud. Jacqualyn J. James tells of Stroud Township in this book which celebrates the Stroud Township Bicentennial. Residents of Monroe County and beyond will appreciate the tales of Stroud and its rich history as an important part of the Pocono Mountains. From the first schools to notable members of the community, Stories of Stroud provides a thorough history of life in Stroud Township over the past two hundred years. James credits her mother for “preserving our past” through her collection of various local artifacts. Facts and photographs fill the pages of this book and give readers an idea of how the township has evolved over the years. Delve into the history of a variety of topics, including Norton Castle and Monroe County Animal Shelters. Did you know Monroe County’s first fair was held on the property where Stroudsburg High School now stands? Today, we know that same fair as the West End Fair. Discover the rich past of Glen Brook and learn about the men and

women who helped build and shape Stroud Township.

You don’t have to be a history buff to enjoy Stories of Stroud. James’ compelling stories and little known facts make this book an interesting read for people of all ages. Pick up a copy today and take a trip down memory lane. Stories of Stroud can be purchased at the Arlington Diner, 834 North 9th Street, Stroudsburg, PA.

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he next step is to make a clear plan for adhering to your resolutions. Put each resolution in writing, and detail the steps to achieve them. If your resolution requires a

routine or schedule such as an exercise routine, a new diet, or steps toward completing your education, then create a goal chart, a detailed plan, and a checklist to track your progress. Also, post notes in strategic places such as the refrigerator, bathroom mirror, or steering wheel as reminders of your resolutions with tips on how to overcome temptation. Make certain your family understands the importance of your resolutions. Family support and their positive reinforcement can be most helpful. If your resolution is something your family has been nagging you about, ask for their encouragement but explain that pressure and pestering, particularly during setbacks, could undermine your resolve. Determine how each family member can help you to achieve your goal perhaps by taking on additional household chores or through affirmations of your continued success. Adjust your environment to enable success. If eating healthier is your goal, don’t fill the cupboards with junk food for other family members. Find healthy snacks they’re willing to substitute. If you’re trying to quit smoking, avoid people, places, and things that remind or tempt you, at least until you have it well under control. Don’t go it alone. If you have a friend with a similar resolution, make a pact. Work together to create a plan, and then make a point to check in with each other regularly for encouragement, praise, and support. If you resolve to get more exercise, do it together. Having a commitment and someone to accompany you will go a long way in helping you to succeed.

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Finally, reward yourself, not just once you’ve achieved your goal, but periodically for your success so far. Small, periodic rewards can be motivation enough to keep you strong when you’re ready to throw in the towel. Remember, whatever New Year resolutions you choose, success awaits you if you resolve to never give up trying. P DECEMBER 2017/JANUARY 2018 POCONO LIVING MAGAZINE© 47

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10 AM – 12 PM Learn how different plants and animals survive the winter. Join for a hike and experience PEEC in the wintertime. All ages welcome. Free for members and $5 for non-members. Call (570) 828-2319, visit www.peec.org, or email peec@ peec.org. Call (570) 839-1120 or visit brodheadwatershed. org.

Saturday, December 2 Art Opening: Photo Contest and Gingerbread Feeder Display

11 AM – 1 PM Enjoy the entrants in the Monroe County Natural resources photo contest. Winners will be revealed and the top 12 photos will be available on a 2018 calendar. Proceeds from calendar sales will benefit Environmental Education programs at Kettle Creek. Gingerbread birdfeeders will be on display as well. Visit Kettle Creek Environmental Education Center at 8050 Running Valley Road in Stroudsburg, online at www.mcconservation.org, or call (570) 629-3061.

Saturday, December 2 Ecozone Discovery Room

1 PM – 4 PM Climb into a bald eagle’s nest, crawl into a bat cave, explore a beaver lodge, and dig in a fossil pit! Explore this indoor discovery room and enjoy hands-on exhibits on natural history, sustainability, and the local environment. Cost: $2 per person. Call (570) 828-2319, visit www.peec.org, or email peec@peec.org. 8

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Sunday, December 3

19th Annual Senior Prom

Pocono Heritage Land Trust Holiday Fair

1 PM – 4 PM “A Winter Masquerade Ball” will be held at the Pocono Family YMCA, at 809 Main Street, Stroudsburg, PA, 18360. Music will be provided by DJ Kurt Kraeutler and dance lesson by professional dance instructor, Con Gallagher. Come enjoy an afternoon of dancing, door prizes, refreshments and fellowship. Singles, couples or groups are welcome! This event is open to anyone 55yrs of age or older and those who enjoy the company of a fun, mature crowd. The cost per person is $10.00 in advance, $17.00 per couple in advance, and $15.00 per person, and $25.00 per couple at the door. Fancy masks and semi-formal attire is encouraged. Tickets sell out quickly, so we strongly suggest you pay in advance. For further information, please contact Debbie Lang at 570-421-2525ext.124 or dlang@ poconoymca.org .

Saturday & Sunday, December 2 & 3 Old Time Christmas

2 - 7 PM Get a taste of Christmases past, including caroling, storytelling, and Pennsylvania Dutch holiday traditions. Meet Belschnikel, the eerie character of German folklore. Old Time Christmas tours are held every 15 minutes from 2-7 p.m. Admission for adults is $10 and children age 3-12 are just $5, with complimentary hot chocolate and cookies available for all. Details at www.quietvalley.org

Saturday, December 2

Origins Gallery at PoconoArts Holiday Makers Art Cards Exhibition and Tree Trim Event

5-7 PM 18 North Seventh St., Stroudsburg, 5-7PM. www. facebook.com/OriginsGalleryStroudsburg

12 PM – 5 PM Join up at the historic Castle Inn at 49 Broad Street, Delaware Water Gap, to enjoy the holiday sights and sounds with live music, refreshments, holiday hiking, door prizes, raffle, carolers, information stations, interactive kids’ activities, holiday shopping, and guest speakers. Learn how the Land Trust is protecting the vital land in the Poconos and explore interesting volunteer opportunities. Learn more by visiting https://phlt.org/ or by call (570) 424-1514.

Local’s Favorite for Over 30 Years Homemade Soups & Pies Breakfast Served All Day Reasonable Prices! 1427 N. 5th St, Stroudsburg, PA

570-421-6193 Open 6am Daily

Sunday, December 3 Pocono Bluegrass & Folk Society Shindig

12:30 PM – 5 PM Experience Homespun Bluegrass & Friends, and Texas Rose Band at the Quality Inn, 1220 West Main Street in Stroudsburg. Call (570) 994-7305 or visit www.poconobluegrass.org.

December 5, 12, 19, 26 Drawing Workshop Series

6:30 PM - 8:30 PM Beginning with simple contour, use line to discover a variety of shapes and forms from a still life to the human figure. The foundational and formal aspects of sketching and drawing will be demonstrated. Instructor John McAllister is a graduate of York Academy of Arts and works as a freelance artist and videographer. Tuition: Member 75/Non-Member $85: Senior Member $65/Non-Member $75. Visit the PoconoArts Cultural Center at 18 North Seventh Street in Stroudsburg, phone (570) 476-4460, or visit http://poconoarts.org/. 8

Authentic Italian Cuisine

Taste the Difference Right Here! 331 N. Courtland Street E. Stroudsburg, PA 570-424-7499

www.BovinosPizzeria.com

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December 6, 13, 20, 27 Wednesday Evening Painting Workshops “Painting Alla Prima” (all at one go)

Ongoing on Wednesday evenings, 6:30-8:30pm All painting mediums welcome, watercolor, tempera, acrylic, oil, whatever you are comfortable with. Bring your own materials and instructor John McAllister will help you with composition, color, value and basic techniques. The focus of the workshop is to complete or nearly complete a painting in one 2 hour sitting. John McAllister is a graduate of York Academy of Arts and works as a freelance artist and videographer. Tuition: $10.00. Visit the PoconoArts Cultural Center at 18 North Seventh Street in Stroudsburg, phone (570) 476-4460, or visit http://poconoarts.org/.

Thursday, December 7 Homeschool Program of the Birds of the Poconos.

2 PM – 4 PM Learn about a Citizen Scientist program called Project Feederwatch that Kettle Creek EE Center is part of. Bird identification and activities will be part of this program. Two Age Groupings Available: Ages 5 – 10 (2 PM – 3:30 PM) and Ages 11 – 18 (4 PM). Cost: $6/non-members, $4/EE Members. Cost After Deadline of December 4: $8/non-members, $6/ EE Members. Preregistration required. Visit Kettle Creek Environmental Education Center at 8050 Running Valley Road in Stroudsburg, online at www. mcconservation.org, or call (570) 629-3061.

Saturday, December 9 HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS A Community Musical Celebration

1 PM This is the seventh year of the Historical Association of Tobyhanna Township’s Christmas gift to the community. The audience will be entertained with a variety of musical selections that will please the widest of interests. Historical accounts of each composer and composition will be featured. The distinguished list of performers from Tobyhanna Township range from those with international stage 52 POCONO LIVING MAGAZINE© DECEMBER 2017/JANUARY 2018

experience to those who perform in regional venues. Following the concert, refreshments will be served. The site of this musical celebration is the Pocono Lake United Methodist Church, located at 1188 Route 940 in Pocono Lake. Admission is free but tickets are required. Ticket announcements will be made in the fall.

Saturday, December 9 Winterfest and Holiday Tree Lighting

1 PM – 5:30 PM Join for the annual Dansbury Depot Winterfest and Holiday Tree Lighting. Live music and art displays from East Stroudsburg Area School District, vendors, crafts, horse, and carriage rides and a Santa Train will be available. For train tickets visit eldcps.org. Call (570) 424-7540 or visit eastburgalliance.com for information.

Saturday & Sunday, December 9 & 10 Old Time Christmas

Sunday, December 10 Words & Film – The Man Who Knew Infinity

Biopic of renowned Indian mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan, born in December of 1887, who travels to England in 1913, who travels to England in 1913 to study at Cambridge. He faces prejudice there from many of his colleagues, but he also bonds with mentor, Professor G.H. Hardy. Cast includes: Dev Patel, Jeremy Irons, Stephen Fry, Toby Jones, and Jeremy Northam. This film is rated PG-13. For more information call the Hughes Library on North Ninth Street in Stroudsburg at (570) 421-1800 or visit www.monroepl.org. 8

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Saturday, December 16 Voice of Business Since 1910 556 Main Street Stroudsburg, PA 18360 570.421.4433

www.GreaterPoconoChamber.com

THE POTTING SHED Creative, Unique Designs Silk Florals, Live Plants & All Your Craft Needs! Directly Behind American Ribbon on Ann Street Stroudsburg, PA | 570-424-1174

Breakfast with Santa

9 AM – 10 AM Enjoy pancakes while Kris Kringle mingles with you and your family for photo ops! Fee: Members: $2; Program Members: $3; Non-members: $5. Come to the Pocono Family YMCA at 809 Main Street in Stroudsburg, PA.

Saturday, December 16 Hike at West End Regional Park

10 AM – 11:30 AM A free guided hike at West End Regional Park in Saylorsburg. See www. brodheadwatershed.org for details.

Sunday, January 7 Uncover & Discover What You Think Is Extinct!

3424 Route 715 Henryville, PA 18332 570-872-9990 |

Pocono Bluegrass & Folk Society Shindig

12:30 PM – 5 PM Experience Last Whippoorwil, and The Lost Ramblers at the Quality Inn, 1220 West Main Street in Stroudsburg. Call (570) 994-7305 or visit www.poconobluegrass.org.

January 26, 27 & 28 18th Annual Winter Fest

(Make your reservations by 12/4/17 for the group rate of $109) Featured bands: Feinberg Brothers, Tussey Mountain Moonshiners, Launch PAD, Mama Corn, Grillbillie Project, Louie Setzer & the Appalachian Mt. Boys, Last Whippoorwill, Hilltown … and many of the monthly featured groups from the Shin-digs! Held at the Quality Inn, 1220 West Main Street in Stroudsburg. Call (570) 994-7305 or visit www.poconobluegrass.org. P

Barrett Paradise Friendly Library Cresco, PA 570-595-7171 www.barrettlibrary.org

Pocono Mountain Public Library Tobyhanna, PA 570-894-8860 www.poconomountpl.org

Clymer Library Pocono Pines, PA 570-646-0826 www.clymerlibrary.org

Western Pocono Community Library Brodheadsville, PA 570-992-7934 www.wpcl.lib.pa.us

Eastern Monroe Public Library Branches Hughes Library (main branch) Stroudsburg, PA 570-421-0800 www.monroepl.org Pocono Township Branch Tannersville, PA 570-629-5858 Smithfield Branch Marshalls Creek, PA 570-223-1881 Bookmobile

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Nonetheless, even with no clear-cut boundaries, strangers never come close to our lands because they have heard the stories about trespassers being tarred and feathered and run off on a rail. But, I think the bit about being run off on a rail is a bunch of malarkey. I heard that after being tarred and feathered, the feathers were put on fire and then the culprits were thrown into the lake.

CELEBRATING NEW YEAR’S EVE AT BIG BEAVER LAKE By: Boots McCoy

Hi Folks, how it’s been going? Right here and now I want to tell ya all about how the Mc Coy clan celebrates New Year’s Eve at Big Beaver Lake. First you need to know that Big Beaver Lake has been in the Mc Coy family clan for generations. We own the 244 acre lake and about another 1200 acres surrounding the lake. No one knows the exact boundaries for sure since we bought it from the Shawnee Injuns in 1714 for 12 jugs of Moonshine. The Injuns, and most of the Mc Coy clan, were drunk at the time. There was a sheepskin deed showing the lines at one time, but it got burnt up when Great Grandfather Malachy Mc Coy’s cabin caught on fire in 1887. Rumor has it that ole Malachy was in his moonshine quite a bit one night when he threw a stick of dynamite (he had been fishing earlier that day), into the fireplace thinking it was a piece of kindling. The resulting explosion blew his cabin to smithereens. After that, the family refused to re-build his cabin and ole Malachy spent the rest of his life living in a tent with his moonshine. Somehow, he didn’t seem to care.

But anyways, since all who live around the lake are kin, like cousins, in-laws, ex-laws and outlaws of one sort or the other, we have one heck of a “bang ‘em up” party every New Year’s Eve when the clan all gets together. For us, New Year’s Eve is all about the Moonshine Whiskey ! Every fall, when the corn has all come in and the apples are ripe and picked, we sets about making a bunch of shine, and we save the special XXX stuff for the party on New Year’s. Cousins Crazy Clyde Crapper and Sasquatch Sam McCoy set up the stills on the south side of the lake and start turning corn mash into Moonshine. Every time the liquor is run through the still an “ X “ is marked on the jug. Thus “ XX “ on the jug means it has been run through the still 2 times, and “ XXX” means it has been run through the still 3 times. XXX is really special stuff, almost 100 proof, so that gets saved for New Year’s. Also, on the south side of the lake, Uncle Tom and Uncle Hank have their still and start turning the apples into cider. We drink that golden sweet cider right away while it is fresh, but also set aside several gallons to become Apple Jack after it has fermented for a while and run through the still a few times. The mash we feeds to the deer and bear to fatten them up some before “harvesting” during hunting season. So, come New Year’s Eve day, we start the preparation for the party and fireworks at nightfall. We puts a pig on the spit to roast over a hickory wood fire all day long. We

digs a hole in the coals to bake some sweet potatoes and carrots, and start sampling the Moonshine a little earlier than usual. Well, ok … a lot earlier than usual. Then Crazy Clyde and Sasquatch Sam start making the “beer can cannons” for the fireworks show. They take a 3 or 4 foot length of black pipe just a little bigger diameter than a beer can, cap off one end and bore in a hole for the fuse, and then ram a pound of black powder down the pipe. They then take a beer can, cut off one end and pack the can full of black powder and a fuse to make a bomb to shoot out of the cannon. Depending on how long they make the fuse to the beer can, it determines how far the can flies when shot out of the cannon before it explodes. Now, I want to stop right here and tell you all not to try this at home. These guys are a bunch of drunken mis-fits and no one will miss them if they blow themselves to kingdom come, but I’m sure you folks have much more sense. So now, after all the kin folk has been eating roasted pig and drinking moonshine most of the day and night, they’re all ready for the fireworks show at 12 midnight. Crazy Clyde and Sasquatch Sam head down to the north edge of the lake and get ready to fire the cannons out over the lake. But, since both of them can’t hardly see straight from drinking moonshine all day, they misjudge the angle of the cannons, which now will shoot well over the lake to the south side shore. At 12 midnight, they light the fuses and the cannons go off with a loud boom and everyone cheers. But, just seconds later, they hear big explosions over on the south side of the lake.

Too drunk right now to investigate the explosions, the kin folk all turn in for the night. Next morning, they head over to the south side of the lake to see what happened. As it turns out, 3 bombs hit on the south shore. And, as fate would have it, one blew up Crazy Clyde’s chicken coup and fried all the chickens. Another one hit Sasquatch Sam’s outhouse and … well, made a real shitty mess. The last one hit Uncle Tom’s and Uncle Henry’s cider press and still and blew it to pieces. Later that day, they were seen chasing Crazy Clyde and Sasquatch Sam around the lake with a bucket of hot tar and feathers. Good for ‘em ! Well folks, thanks for stopping by, and remember, if you’re lucky enough to live in the mountains’, you’re lucky enough!

Boots

(Footnote: The characters in this story are fictional, and any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Illustrations by Bruce Hutchison Boots McCoy is a Pocono native and lives in a log cabin deep in the woods of Canadensis with his dog, “Ginger.” He spends most of his time hunting and fishing, but sometimes when he gets into the homemade whisky from his still, he takes naps that last for three days and nights.