The anatomy of my trash can

the glorious anatomy of my trash can

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EXHIBIT A:

That calculus test you failed in 2019. Hmm, why is that still in here? You’d think you’d be over it by now.

EXHIBIT C:

...so Valentine’s Day could have gone better. Young love and Zoom? Not so compatible, after all. EXHIBIT B:

Hey, it’s only your eighth coffee this week. Sure, it’s Tuesday, but it’s not like you’re addicted to caffeine. Even though it’s all you drink in quarantine.

don’t forget to empty me!!

<3, mom

V EXHIBIT D:

Oh, so THAT’S where your pens went. You already bought a new pack, though. Makes you feel productive.