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BEER GREAT
Today’s Special
I Am a Bar. I
Have Many Flat Surfaces For You To Sit On.
Once Sat, You Can
Drink Tasty Liquids From See-Thru Conical Vessels
JOKES ABOUT GERMAN SAUSAGE ARE THE WURST.
THE PERFECT MARTINII Pour gin, Vermouth and olives into the trash where they belong.
Come In For
It’s Ladies Night
Every night!”
HUSBAND CRÈCHE Is He Getting
Under Your Feet? Why Not Leave Him Here While You Shop? Free Crèche Just Leave Beer Tokens!
Low Cut Blouses Are Looked Down Upon In This Establishment
I ONCE THOUGHT BEER WAS BAD FOR ME, SO
I GAVE UP
THINKING!
We Don’t Serve Loose Women Here. You Have To Bring Your Own
DRINK UP IT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE MORE INTERESTING
Booze is not a matter of life or death. it’s much more important Than that.
LIQUOR up front POKER
in the rear
THE LIVER IS EVIL IT MUST BE PUNISHED
I’M ON A GIN & TONIC DIET SO FAR I’VE LOST TWO DAYS
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film.. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows. Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
BATMAN
(One In 365 People Will Think This Sign Is Spooky)
Or don’t come in.
try to have some decency and respect for
others. No one wants to see your underwear.
Does Not Apply to
Children Under 3
age
Years of
PUSH
If that doesn’t work
PULL
If that doesn’t work WE MUST BE CLOSED
NO SENIOR
CITIZEN DISCOUNTS
YOU HAVE HAD TWICE AS LONG TO GET THE MONEY
This Business is Guarded by Shotgun 3 Nights a Week
You Guess Which 3
MEN To the left because
WOMEN Are always right!
TEACH YOUR KIDS ABOUT TAXES EAT 30 PERCENT OF THEIR ICE-CREAM
INNOCENT GRAPES DIED FOR YOU!
Helping Women Lower Their Standards For Years
IN WINE
THERE IS TRUTH IN BEER THERE IS STRENGTH IN WATER
THERE IS BACTERIA
IN DOGS BEERS, I’VE ONLY HAD ONE
YOU ARE THE GIN TO MY TONIC
BEER The WD40 For
Conversations
Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me
funnier, smarter, and a better dancer..... I saw the video......
We need to talk
Not to get
technical..... But according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
S.L.I.F. (Sorry Liver It’s Friday)
Order in the Voice of a
AND GET 10% OFF YOUR BILL!
ATTRACTIVE FRIENDLY BAR STAFF AND HAPPY PROMISCUOUS CUSTOMERS FORGET THE CREDIT CRUNCH WITH US PANIC BUY BEER NOT FUEL!!!! FAMILY PUB RUN BY FAMILY PEOPLE WITH CHILDISH SILLY LANDLORD!!!!!!
ALCOHOL
FARTS ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE THINGS WE EAT
TODAY’S SPECIAL Today’s Special Nothing.... Nothing is Special You Are Not Special
THE AVERAGE HUMAN WALKS 900 MILES PER YEAR, AND DRINKS 22
GALLONS OF BEER, WHICH MEAN THE
AVERAGE HUMAN GETS 41 MILES PER GALLON NOT BAD.........
“THE THING ABOUT QUOTES ON THE INTERNET IS YOU CANNOT CONFIRM THEIR VALIDITY!” - ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Drinking Rum before noon makes you a PIRATE not an alcoholic!
IF I DIDN’T DRINK, HOW WOULD MY FRIENDS KNOW I LOVED THEM AT 2AM?
VODKA
BAR NOTICE If Angry Wives or Girl Friends Phone Our
Answering Charges are: “He’s Just Left”..............25c
“He’s On His Way”...........50c “He’s Not Here” ..........1€
“Who did you say?”.....2€
INSTEAD OF CANDY FOR YOUR
VALENTINE WHY NOT LIQUOR
INSTEAD?
%
TO AVOID ACCIDENT OR INJURY TO YOUR CHILD WHILST THE LITTLE DARLING IS RUNNING AROUND THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
. . .
WHY NOT HAND THE LITTLE POPPET TO A MEMBER OF STAFF WHO WILL BE HAPPY TO NAIL IT TO THE TABLE FOR YOU!
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn t you say so? There s a support group for that. It s called EVERYBODY and they meet AT THE BAR
the
Truth about our
Is they only
To get bigger tips
Air conditioning
From around the world
WHEN AN EEL SWIMS ON BY AND BRUSHES YOUR THIGH
. . . THAT’S A MORAY!
Beauty Is In The Eye of the Beer holder
Only Nice Wierdos Please!
TONIGHT’S DISCUSSION BABIES OR KITTENS WHO IS CUTER?
DID YOU KNOW THAT 2 TO 3 GLASSES OF WINE PER DAY CAN REDUCE YOUR RISK OF GIVING A CRAP!
THE GIN INN
Dinosaurs Did not drink And now The
e
Extinct Coincidence?
THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL
BUT ALCOHOL SORT OF COMPENSATES FOR
NOT GETTING THEM!
What is the
difference between
Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but the people in
Abu Dhabi Dooo
Beer is made from Hops Hops are healthy plants
BEER = SALAD
(you’re welcome)
To all those Postmen Milkmen and TV repair guys You may not know it but
Happy Father’s Day!
WINE AEROBICS
....and repeat