Utah’s Gay and Lesbian Biweekly Newspaper Volume 2 ■ Issue 13 June 23–July 6
Vigil Held for Murdered Latina Lesbian Nuttall: ‘The hate cannot be ignored’
Inaugural HRC Gala in Orem Draws 600 Local fundraiser draws attention of national leaders
Community Bids Mitchell Farewell Equality Utah announces new executive director
Salt Lake Forms Human Rights Commission Rocky wants more protections for minorities
Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Targeted Call to end ban gains steam across party lines Saturday’s Voyeur Still Sparkles after 27 Years Dyke March Makes Mecham Wet
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Attempts to Overturn ‘Dont Ask, Don’t Tell’ Intensify by Ross von Metzke Washington, D.C. — The military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy has faced its fair share of criticism over the years. But now, the fight to take it down is gaining momentum, with a handful of congressmen and a West Point professor joining attempts to have the policy revoked. As part of their strategy, opponents of the policy are now highlighting the ongoing struggles of Army and Marine recruiters. The Servicemembers Legal Defense Network says in a new report that many highly trained specialists—including combat engineers and linguists—are being discharged involuntarily while the Pentagon “is facing extreme challenges in recruiting and retaining troops.” On other fronts, a federal court hearing is scheduled in Boston next month on a lawsuit by 12 former service members challenging the 12-year-old policy. And in Congress, four Republicans—including staunch conservatives Wayne Gilchrest of Maryland and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen of Florida—have joined 81 Democrats cosponsoring a bill to repeal the policy. Gilchrest, a former supporter of the ban, said his respect for gay Marines he served with in Vietnam and for his openly gay brother helped to change his views. A U.S. Military Academy professor, Lt. Col. Allen Bishop, wrote a column this spring in the Army Times urging Congress to repeal the ban. “I thought I’d get lots of hate mail, and my colleagues would walk on the other side of the hall — but there’s been none of that,” he told the San Francisco Chronicle. Still, neither the White House nor the Pentagon has given any signal that they would drop their long-standing support for the policy, implemented in 1993 under the Clinton administration. While the policy prohibits the military from probing service members about their sex lives, members who disclose themselves as gay are discharged. On July 6, the Bush administration plans to ask a federal court in Boston to dismiss a lawsuit challenging the policy. The suit cites a 2003 Supreme Court ruling that state laws criminalizing homosexual sex were unconstitutional; the government says that landmark decision has no bearing on “don’t ask, don’t tell.” More than 9,400 troops have been discharged since the policy was implemented. Discharges peaked at 1,227 in 2001 and have steadily declined since, a drop which critics attribute to reluctance by war-zone commanders to deprive their units of experienced gay and lesbian personnel during
difficult missions. “The services are far less likely to discharge gays and lesbians serving on the front lines,” Servicemembers Legal Defense Network said in its report. It said those discharged last year included 41 health care professionals, 30 sonar and radar specialists, 20 combat engineers, 17 law enforcement agents, nine language specialists and seven biological/chemical warfare specialists. Gilchrest said he was unsure how many of his fellow Republicans were ready to join in seeking repeal, but suggested the momentum was shifting in that direction. “When this issue comes up, members who believe that gays shouldn’t be in the military are now more hesitant to voice their opinion,” Gilchrest said. “Many of us who feel the other way have come out of the closet, so to speak. A year ago, I would have been uncomfortable expressing my feelings.”
National HIV Testing Day Utah agencies are working together to offer free HIV testing Monday, June 21 through Friday, July 1 in recognition of National HIV Testing Day on June 27. National HIV Testing Day is an annual campaign produced by the National Association of People with AIDS (NAPWA-US) to encourage at-risk individuals to receive voluntary HIV counseling and testing. NAPWA distributes campaign kits to community groups and health departments of all sizes to help create National HIV Testing Day campaigns and events targeting their local communities. This is the tenth year of National HIV Testing Day. The theme of this year’s National HIV Testing Day is “It’s better to know. Take the test, take control.” The CDC estimates that between 850,000 and 950,000 Americans are living with HIV and yet nearly 180,000 to 280,000 are unaware of their HIV infection. The decision to take the test is the first step in taking responsibility for your health and the health of others with whom you may be intimately involved. Utah community based organizations and health departments participate every year to encourage testing and raise awareness about HIV and the importance of knowing one’s HIV status. The rapid HIV test has been a new tool in helping to screen more people more efficiently and reduce the anxiety associated with traditional HIV testing. For a complete list of free HIV testing sites throughout Utah, visit www.aidsinfoutah.org/nhtdevents.htm Visit NAPWAs website for additional National resources: www.napwa.org/hivtestinfo
Florida County Banned from Acknowledging Gay Pride Tampa, Fla. — Hillsboro County Commissioner Ronda Storms vowed last week to push for a county policy banning local libraries from promoting Gay and Lesbian Pride Month, and at this week’s commissioners meeting, took that fight further. Storms convinced the majority of her fellow commissioners to approve a ban preventing the county from even acknowledging the existence of Gay Pride Month. A 5-1 vote (one commissioner was not in the room for the vote) prevents the county from recognizing Pride as an actual event. Storms followed that vote with a vote requiring the ban could only be overturned on a super-majority vote—5-2. The absent commissioner, Ken Hagan, returned for this vote and it passed 6-1. On both votes, Commissioner Kathy Castor argued that it is inappropriate for the government to condone discrimination. Despite numerous pleas from gay rights advocates, according to the St. Petersburg Times, both votes were passed with less than a five minute discussion, almost unheard of in county policy meetings. Observers said Storms made no bones about her agenda going into the meeting. According to a report from the Times, the initial vote played out like this: Storms: “I move that we adopt a policy that Hillsborough County government abstain from acknowledging, promoting or participating in Gay Pride recognition and events.” Castor: “I think it’s inappropriate for government to promote discrimination.” At this point, Commissioner Brian Blair checked
the wording and moved for a vote. It passed. When questioned after the vote about whether libraries would be allowed to display books by gay and lesbian authors or set up gay and lesbian book displays, Storms would only comment that she believes the language of the ban is clear. Storms would only elaborate that the ban would not prevent people from using the library “because of your sexual orientation.” Upon conclusion of an open forum discussion following the vote, an attorney for the National Center for Lesbian Rights immediately pledged to file a lawsuit contending the policy violates free speech and equal protection rights for gays and lesbians.—RVM
sociate pastor at Denver Inner City Parish, where he worked with students, seniors and ex-prisoners. He is also the subject of a forthcoming documentary, Call Me Malcolm, about his gender change and finding acceptance. At Plymouth, Himschoot will work on affordable housing and at a drop-in center for the mentally ill. He will preside at weddings, funerals, baptisms and other church events. Himschoot said he’s looking forward to moving to the Plymouth area with his wife, Mariah Hayden, and said his appointment was “a credit to the church that they looked at all applicants, including the transgendered one, equally.”—RVM
Transgendered Pastor Takes Post in Minnesota
New Jersey State Appeals Panel Rules Against Gay Marriage in Constitution
Plymouth, Minn.—The Plymouth Congregational Church just outside Minneapolis announced last week that a 27-year-old, openly transgender pastor will begin a twoyear appointment as an outreach minister later this month. Rev. Malcolm Himschoot is one of only a few openly transgender clergy in the United States. Plymouth Congregational is an independent liberal church with 1,800 members. “It speaks to us of the self-insight and courage that he has, but it was not the driver in our decision,” said Rev. James Gertmenian, Plymouth’s senior minister. “He’s got exceptional academic credentials... We were impressed he spent a year doing urban ministry in Denver, and he impressed us with the depth of his own spiritual vision.” For the last year, Himschoot has been as-
Newark, N.J. — A state appeals panel issued a majority ruling June14 that New Jersey’s Constitution does not require the recognition of gay marriage, rejecting the efforts of seven same-gender couples to marry. Although the case is expected to go to the state Supreme Court, the ruling said legislators will have to change marriage laws before same-gender couples can marry in New Jersey. “However, absent legislative action, there is no basis for construing the New Jersey Constitution to compel the State to authorize marriages between members of the same sex,” Appellate Judge Stephen Skillman wrote for the majority. In dissent, Appellate Judge Donald G. Collester said that if marriage is defined strictly as a heterosexual union, then couples are denied the right to marry the
person of their choice and so have no real right to marry. The third panel member, Appellate Judge Anthony J. Parrillo, wrote a concurring opinion, underscoring his belief that elected officials, not judges, should make the call on gay marriage. “It is, therefore, a proper role for the Legislature to weigh the societal costs against the societal benefits flowing from a profound change in the public meaning of marriage,” Parrillo said. “The choice must come from democratic persuasion, not judicial fiat.” Though the ruling sends something of a mixed message, Steven Goldstein, the head of Garden State Equality, a gay rights group, claimed Tuesday’s ruling as a victory, even though it affirmed a lower court’s ruling. “The dissent was strong, cogent and even a little blistering,” he said. “We believe we’re going up to the Supreme Court in very good shape, particularly with public opinion on our side.” According to a recent Zogby International poll, 55% of New Jersey residents support the right of same-gender couples to marry, and a staggering 61% would oppose a constitutional amendment to define marriage as between a man and a woman. The seven same-gender couples sued the state in an effort to allow them to marry, but their case was rejected by a judge in 2003. New Jersey also contended that it had addressed the concerns of gay couples through a domestic partnership law that went into effect in 2004. That law offers same-gender couples various rights, including making medical decisions for each other, and tax benefits.—RVM
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Laura Miliken-Gray (left), pictured with Jane Marquardt, receives an award in recognition of her work to protect utah’s gay and lesbian families.
HRC Gala Draws Large Crowd by William Todd Park
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The Human Rights Campaign headquarters is looking at Utah a little differently after a sold-out June 4 gala at the home of WordPerfect co-founder Bruce Bastian. Pushing well beyond attendance projections, some 600 guests united to show support for the gay advocacy group and to recognize members of the Utah queer community who have advanced the cause of equality. HRC President Joe Solmonese praised those who had made HRC such a successful organization, including past president Elizabeth Birch and board directors Terry Bean and Bruce Bastian. He also outlined the remarkable progress the gay rights movement has made since Stonewall, paraphrasing Charles Kaiser, “That’s not bad for a movement that got started by a riot sparked by drag queens.” Solmonese pointed out that the biggest issues concerning equality are financial, in the workplace, and with families. He emphasized the mission of HRC as one of changing America and making a difference in communities by supporting fair-minded candidates. Laura Milliken-Gray was recognized for her work in the legal field to protect the rights of families where Utah law does not. Also recognized for their advocacy work were bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of Utah, the Right Reverend Carolyn TannerIrish, and Family Fellowship founders Gary and Millie Watts. Tipper Gore, long-time supporter of the queer community and wife of former Vice President Al Gore, was the keynote speaker. She emphasized that family needed to be the nation’s highest priority and echoed a message from the book she and her husband authored, “No one should be ever judged, nor stigmatized, nor feared because of the love they feel for another,
whether the same sex or the opposite sex.” The evening was capped with entertainment by pop artist Oleta Adams, who sang her hit “Window of Hope,” and Utah’s own Saliva Sisters. Despite the public withdrawal of sponsorship by Zion’s Bank and a small handful of protesters haranguing arriving guests, the gala was a resounding success. Outgoing Equality Utah executive director Michael Mitchell saw the event as synergistic. “People think we’re the same organization, but we’re not. Equality Utah and HRC work hand in hand and it has been a really good thing.”
Salt Lake City Creates Human Rights Commission With a unanimous vote of 7-0, the Salt Lake City Council on June 14 approved an ordinance that creates a Human Rights Commission for the capitol city. The commission will serve as an advisory body to the council and mayor, as well as providing resources for educating the citizenry on issues of discrimination and equal treatment of all segments of society. Commission members will be chosen by the mayor and approved by the council. “The creation of the commission is a great statement that Salt Lake City will not tolerate discrimination of any kind,” said Councilmember Jill Remington Love who, along with Councilmember Eric Jergensen, has been working on the ordinance for close to three years. “To create the commission we pulled together varied interests such as Equality Utah, NCCJ, University of Utah and Westside Neighborhood Partners, as well as many community and religious leaders from across our city,” said Jergensen. “This shows that people of good will, no matter their background, can come together and work toward a common goal that benefits everyone.” The commission replaces a defunct one that looked into race and ethnicity. The new commission will address discrimination based on age, ancestry, color, disability, gender, national origin, marital status, medical condition, physical limitation, race, religion and sexual orientation. But not everyone is satisfied with the new commission. Although he won’t veto it, Mayor Rocky Anderson expressed concerns in the Salt Lake Tribune that the commission lacks the teeth to truly stamp out discrimination. He commented that he’d rather see the council pass ordinances that “prohibit discrimination in housing and employment, that provide for equal insurance benefits and other legal rights.” “Right now somebody could be denied housing because they’re gay or lesbian and there’s no recourse,” he said.
Businesses Challenge Utah’s Restrictions on Internet Speech Citing free speech and interstate commerce violations, a broadly-based group of Utah bookstores, artistic and informative websites, Internet service providers and national trade associations filed a federal lawsuit today challenging the constitutionality of a Utah law meant to restrict children’s access to material on the Internet. “This law has nothing to do with the laudable goal of protecting children,” said Wesley Felix, a shareholder at the Salt Lake City law firm of Bendinger, Crockett, Peterson, Greenwood & Casey and co-counsel for the plaintiffs. “Not only does it not accomplish its stated objective, but it casts such a wide net that a lot of valuable and perfectly legal speech will be censored.” Betsy Burton, owner of The King’s English Bookshop in Salt Lake City and the lead plaintiff in the lawsuit, is worried about the effect the law will have on her business’s website that features descriptions and jacket art from a wide variety of books for children and for adults. “Unless I limit the website to children’s books or attempt to
exclude children from our website, I risk the danger of a criminal charge. Both of these alternatives are incompatible with the nature of a general community bookstore such as The King’s English,” she said. Burton also noted that the law does not outline any sort of appeals process, and wondered, “If I found out that my site is considered harmful to minors, how would I challenge this designation?” The new law, passed by the 2005 session of the Utah legislature, has three primary components: Utah Internet content providers must evaluate and rate their speech, at the risk of criminal punishment. The Utah Attorney General must create a public registry of Internet sites worldwide containing “material harmful to minors” — speech that is unlawful to intentionally distribute to minors but that is constitutionally protected for adults. It extends existing criminal restrictions on distribution of “harmful” materials to distribution on the Internet. Similar provisions have been uniformly held unconstitutional under the
But Jergenson responded that the mayor is welcome to pursue those stronger ordinances as well. “If he wants to suggest ordinance, let him go ahead,” Jergensen said. “The practice of discrimination against ... groups, communities, or individuals on the grounds of age, ancestry, color, disability, gender, national origin, marital status, medical condition, physical limitation, race, religion, or sexual orientation, and the related exploitation of prejudice, adversely affects the general welfare of the City and the vitality of its neighborhoods,” the ordinance reads. “Discriminatory practices are detrimental because they impede the social and economic progress of the City by preventing all people from contributing to or fully participating in the cultural, spiritual, social and commercial life of the community, essential to the growth and vitality of its neighborhoods and businesses.” The idea of a human rights commission was presented to members of the council over three years ago by Equality Utah, specifically board members Jane Marquardt and Tim Houpt and Executive Director Michael Mitchell. They have been working since then with Jergensen and Remington Love on the ordinance. “The Human Rights Commission is a magnificent gift to the city that creates a formal dialogue between city government and its citizens around issues of human rights,” said Equality Utah executive director Michael Mitchell. “That it passed with unanimous support says that the Salt Lake City Council and Mayor’s Office is ready to lead that dialogue in a constructive, meaningful and proactive way.” “I’m very proud of the work that has been done around the passage of this ordinance and look forward to the upcoming process of working to eliminate discrimination in Salt Lake City,” Mitchell continued. “I am happy to see our capitol city join the dozens of other municipalities and states across the nation that have created such commissions.”—JK
Commerce Clause and the First Amendment by federal courts across the nation. The lawsuit also challenges a provision that may lead to the blocking of a significant number of innocent websites simply because they have the same Internet protocol addresses as targeted sites. “To comply with the law, Internet Service Providers are authorized to block access to certain content, and this would almost unavoidably lead to the blocking, and thus the censorship, of innocent websites,” said co-counsel John Morris of the Center for Democracy and Technology. “Also troubling is the fact that the publishers of these sites may never realize they’re being blocked.” Plaintiffs Utah Progressive Network and Andrew McCullough have websites that are hosted on shared IP addresses with unrelated sites, some of which contain material likely harmful to minors. They fear that because of the new law, their sites and their constitutionally-protected speech will be blocked. “Unfortunately, legislators chose to pass a convoluted bill, despite warnings that courts have consistently struck down laws like this because they violate the First Amendment and the Commerce Clause,” said ACLU of Utah staff attorney Margaret Plane.
Newly-appointed executive director of Equality Utah, Mike Thompson (left), and Michael Mitchell at Mitchell’s farewell party.
Equality Utah Says Farewell to Michael Mitchell by Jere Keys jere@slmetro.com
Equality Utah Picks New Executive Director by Joel Shoemaker joel@slmetro.com
Equality Utah, the state’s preeminent gay and lesbian advocacy group, has picked Mike Thompson, former deputy director of the Don’t Amend Alliance, as their new executive director. Thompson replaces former executive director Michael Mitchell, who served in the post for four years but has since taken a job in New York with the ACLU’s new marriage campaign. Jane Marquardt, Equality Utah’s board chair, said in a interview with Salt Lake Metro that much of the decision to choose Thompson was based on his work with the Don’t Amend Alliance. He was hired for fundraising—helping to bring in over $800,000—but quickly advanced to higher
Don’t Miss Metro’s New Magazine M! Available at your favorite bars and adult stores. positions in the organization because of his ability to work with people. “Mike brings a whole bunch of skills including 20 years of non-profit management,” says Marquardt. “When you sit in a planning meeting with him you get a sense of his strategic thinking and his sense of how to motivate and coordinate large numbers of people. He’ll be giving Equality Utah a new depth in planning. This will be a big step forward for us.” As executive director, Thompson will take on the continually complex mission of bridging ties between the gay and lesbian community in Utah and the conservative political power structure. Tasks like helping gay state Sen. Scott McCoy win his first popular vote will be on his plate, but Marquardt says Thompson’s aim goes beyond that. “Mike brings the perspective that while electing gays and lesbians is important, you also need to have a dialogue with others who may not be friendly to gays and lesbians—to still talk with them and open
up that dialogue.” Since working on the Don’t Amend campaign, Thompson worked for the Insurance Scholarship Foundation. He’s served as the executive director of the Town & County School of Tulsa, OK and was the recipient of the Non-Profit Management Excellence Award in 2000 by the Center for Nonprofit Management. Although Thompson has only spent a short time in Utah, mostly working on the Don’t Amend campaign, Marquardt is confident he has the know-how to work Utah’s political scene. “He really made himself a native by working so in-depth on the Don’t Amend campaign. In a short time he got to know the who’s who in the local political scene, talking with them about gay issues. Someone could live in Utah their whole life and not have the political experience Mike got in that time.” Thompson will officially begin work August 1.
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Community leaders, friends and family members gathered at Cactus and Tropicals on Thursday, June 9 to bid farewell to outgoing Equality Utah Executive Director Michael Mitchell. Over 100 people stopped in to say goodbye and to learn who Equality Utah had chosen as the new E.D. in a party that was also a fundraiser for Sen. Scott McCoy’s reelection campaign. Equality Utah Board Chair Jane Marquart, on behalf of the community, thanked Mitchell for his years of hard work and inspirational leadership. Mitchell is the only executive director Equality Utah (formerly Unity Utah) has ever known. Mitchell is leaving to take a position with the American Civil Liberties Union’s new national marriage campaign in New York. In Mitchell’s address to the crowd, he urged people to carry on the fight in Utah. “It’s not enough to be a member of Equality Utah,” he said, “but you need to be a member of The Center and support the AIDS organizations. You need to join the Stonewall Democrats or Log Cabin Republicans or whatever gay and lesbian caucus your political party has. And you need to support Scott McCoy and Jackie Biskupski.” Mitchell also told the assembled crowd how the process of coming out is an ongoing, lifelong process, and wished courage for all those who continue to come out day after day in different ways. Mitchell tearfully thanked the board of directors and volunteers at Equality Utah, his family, and Missy Larsen, the only other staff member at Equality Utah. At times emotional and poignant, Mitchell was interrupted time and again by earnest applause from the gathered crowd. Sen. Scott McCoy spoke next, telling the story of how he and Mitchell first met. McCoy also pointed out that even at the end of his career in Utah, Mitchell is still thinking ahead, turning his own going away party
into a fundraiser for the state senator’s reelection campaign, which is still almost a year away. Finally, Mitchell returned to the spotlight to announce Mike Thompson as the new executive director for the organization. Thompson, who came onboard the Don’t Amend Alliance as campaign deputy director and helped with both administrative and fundraising projects, will officially step into the position at the beginning of August. Guests at the party were encouraged to donate to Senator McCoy’s campaign and to sign up as Equality Utah members (“I promised the board 300 new members by the end of June,” Mitchell quipped. “Just because I’m leaving doesn’t mean I won’t meet that goal”). Light refreshments were served as many attendees took the time to say their personal goodbyes.
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Steven Peterson and Michael Aaron, owners of Salt Lake Metro, receiving the Organization of the Year Award.
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Individuals and Organizations Honored at Grand Marshal Reception The Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender Community Center of Utah selected a number of outstanding individuals and organizations to honor for 2005. These annual awards were presented at the Utah Pride Grand Marshal Reception honoring Senator Scott McCoy on Friday, June10 at the Salt Lake City Public Library. About 200 people gathered on the rooftop garden to celebrate the many honorees. Jane & Tami Marquardt are the 2005 recipients of The Dr. Kristen Ries Community Service Award. This award was established to recognize outstanding service to the greater gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender community in Utah. It was first presented to Dr. Kristen Ries for her humanitarian efforts in dealing with the AIDS crisis and the community service award was afterwards named in her honor. The Dr. Kristen Ries Community Service Award has been given annually since 1987. Recipients have all, in their own unique ways, dedicated years of service to build and support Utah’s queer community. Jane & Tami are very much positive role models and like Dr. Kristen Ries they exemplify everything that the award has stood for: compassion, leadership and courage. Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff is the recipient of The 2005 Pete Suazo Political Action Award, an award established in 2002. This award was created in tribute to Pete’s great legislative work in attempting to pass Hate Crimes legislation and for his ability to gently remind his colleagues in the Utah State Legislature of the great diversity found in the State of Utah. This award is presented to an elected Utah official who has demonstrated an exceptional commitment to the equal rights of the queer community through legislation, policy or
declaration. Attorney General Shurtleff is a leader who has shown great support for issues important to the queer community. The Salt Lake Metro is the 2005 winner of The Organization of The Year Award. In May, The Metro staff celebrated the anniversary of their first year as a gay newspaper in Utah. Winner of The Organization of the Year Award, the Salt Lake Metro is an organization that has served the queer community and has made outstanding contributions to further diversity and acceptance in Utah. Don Steward is the 2005 Community Volunteer of the Year. This award is given to acknowledge an outstanding volunteer for service to the community. The continued growth and development of the Utah’s queer community would not be possible without the dedication of thousands of volunteers who serve unselfishly in furthering the missions of nearly a hundred non-profit and community service organizations across the State of Utah. Don’s volunteer service includes his work as co-chair of the GLBT Public Safety Committee, coordinator of the Utah Pride Parade, and a leadership role with the CyberSluts—a group well known for their far reaching support of queer organizations across the state. Lauren Bradley, a recent high school graduate and member of the GLBT Community Center Youth Action leadership team, is winner of the 2005 Youth Leadership Award. This is a new award this year being presented to a youth who has exemplified growth, spirit and leadership in work to support queer youth in the schools and in the community. Lauren’s is a role model for other queer youth and is paving the way for many other youth leaders in this community.
Community Stands Against Domestic Violence the brutal killing to raise support for the family. Latina Lesbianas Unidas, a local group that works to ensure fair treatment “She was a great person. She didn’t of Latina lesbians living in Utah, also deserve to die that way.” Choking back benefited from the rally. Its leader, Lita tears, the brother of slain Norma HernanMontelongo spoke loud and clear: stand up dez Espinoza, Jose Luis, spoke to the crowd against domestic violence. Representative of 70 who gathered in a show of solidarity Jackie Biskupski remarked that “domestic against domestic violence. Espinoza was murdered June 10 in the parking lot outside violence knows no bounds” and encouraged greater respect for one another. her girlfriend’s West Valley apartment. “What can I do?” is often at the top of The accused is Trey Holloway Brown, her the list of questions people typically have girlfriend’s estranged husband. after a horrific event Some are calling like this, according to the killing, which took Gena Edvalson, gender place as Espinoza justice coordinator at became involved in UPNet. She emphaa dispute between sized that regardless of Brown and his wife, the segment of comthe first hate crime munity, it is important of the year. Brown to stand side-by-side. chased Espinoza out Speaking specifically of the apartment with about domestic vioa knife and is reported lence, Edvalson exhortto have stabbed her in ed those in attendance the apartment complex that regardless of one’s parking lot while his race, sexual orientation nine year-old daughter or gender, one must be called 911. Neighbors vocal to potential perstated that he jumped petrators in saying, “It’s on her chest and not OK to do this in kicked her even after my name.” She lauded she was dead. Jose Luis, brother of slain Norma Hernandez, with Latina lesbians for “Even though this Juan Lopez speaking at a vigil in Hernandez’ honor. their bravery in coming isn’t a traditional hate out, especially as many feel threatened and crime, the hate cannot be ignored,” said Jennifer Nuttal, programming director at the vulnerable. Fr. Robert Bussen, pastor of St. Mary’s Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender CommuCatholic Church in Park City, closed by nity Center of Utah. She added that while leading the group in prayer and song as the some may quibble at whether this murder candles were lit. was a hate crime or a crime of passion, it The Center has started a memorial fund inspired fear in a specific segment of the to help raise money to defer the costs of the community and fear is the basis of hate funeral and for sending Norma back to her crimes. Nuttal acknowledged that “racism family in Mexico. Any donations received is still an issue, even within the GLBT comover and above the needed amount will go munity. We’re a very diverse community and to Latina Lesbianas Unidas. we all need to feel supported.” The Center and the Utah Progressive Contributions can be sent to the Center at 361 Network organized a candlelight vigil at N. 300 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84103. Jordan Park in Salt Lake City a week after by William Todd Park liam@slmetro.com
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Utah Schools Should Teach Critical Thinking If you’ve paid any attention to the editorial pages of the daily newspapers lately, you’ve probably noticed that the fight over teaching evolution in schools has come to Utah. Apparently crusading to stop us homosexuals from getting equal rights under the law isn’t enough these days for Gayle Ruzicka (it’s probably become too easy for her), so now she has decided it’s time for the schools to stop teaching “evil-ution” and start teaching Utah youth that God created us and that’s all there is to it. Here at Salt Lake Metro, we think that teaching intelligent design in high school is a good idea— have you seen how these teenage boys decorate? All joking aside, the debate about intelligent design versus evolution is kind of silly, and sadly, most people are confused about what the debate really involves. To be clear, we’re not actually debating creationism theory in this case (“God made the world in seven days, just like the Bible says”). Intelligent design theory still admits that species change and adapt over time (evolve), but that statistically speaking, it’s so very improbable that the world evolved to what we are now by accident, that some kind of higher power must have guided it along. ID theory doesn’t necessarily say that it was “God” who designed the planet—there are some ID theorists who would rather attribute the design to an alien life form of some kind. The bottom line, though, is that science classes are supposed to be based in observable and measurable facts. If there is a strong statistical and scientific case to be made for intelligent design theory, then by all means, it should be offered alongside other statistically and measurably verifiable theories about the origin of life. Because the hard truth about Utah school systems is that the one thing really missing from the curriculum isn’t prayer, or God, or arts, or sports. What we really need to be teaching the next generation is critical thinking.
Critical thinking, simply put, is the ability to look at all the facts and opinions and reach your own conclusion. All too often, the students being rewarded are just those who parrot back the opinions of their teachers, church leaders, parents or other authority figures. Real critical thinking requires empathy—the ability to put yourself in someone else’s shoes and really understand why they feel/think/believe the way they do. Real critical thinking requires students to ignore the opinions of those authority figures if the observable, measurable facts don’t lead them to the same conclusion. Real critical thinking means having the freedom to say radical things, as long as those ideas can be backed up with solid and defendable proof. Critical thinking requires you to question the validity of the opinions being presented, the motivation behind them, and the reliability of the “facts” backing up those opinions. For example, the Heritage Foundation (a conservative think-tank) recently released a study that “proves” abstinence-only pledges work. In their study, people who have signed abstinence-only pledges self reported that they were still virgins. On the other hand, dozens of more scientifically reliable studies have shown (based on pregnancy and STD rates among other data collection methods) that abstinence-only pledges actually lead to slightly higher rates of STD transmission and pregnancy among unwed teens. The critical thinker can examine both sets of evidence and come up with their own opinion despite what their teachers, church leaders, parents or state legislatures are telling them. Another good reason to teach critical thinking: How many bigots do you know who truly have the skills described above? Let’s take the focus off what kinds of theories are taught in our schools and put it back where it belongs—on what exactly the students are being taught to do with those theories once they have them.
From the Editor Strength and Hate by Jere Keys jere@slmetro.com
It’s been an odd two weeks, full of both ups and downs. On one hand, the emotional tsunami that was Pride swept through our lives last weekend. On the other hand, many of us are just beginning to hear the chilling story of Norma Hernandez Espinoza, who was viciously murdered at the beginning of Pride weekend. For those who have not heard yet, Norma was a Latina lesbian who was stabbed to death by her girlfriend’s estranged husband. While some community leaders debate about whether this is a hate crime, an issue of domestic violence, or simply a crime of passion, I think all three are important topics to address. However, as I attended a vigil for Norma along with about 70 other people, the words of Jennifer Nuttall, program director at The Center, keep ringing in my ears. “Part of what makes a hate crime a hate crime is that it makes an entire group of people fear that they can be attacked just because of who they are.” Judging by the faces of the people around me, a more accurate description could not have been made. Would our Latina lesbian community be feeling the same fear if Trey Brown, the accused, had attacked and killed his wife’s white male lover? Probably not. Therefore, I believe that whether this crime meets the technical legal definition of a bias-motivated crime, it’s still appropriate for us to be talking about hate crimes in relation to Norma’s murder. I also think this brings to issue another subject we, as a community, don’t spend enough time discussing: domestic violence. Although the domestic violence in this situation was generated by someone outside our community, the American Bar Association reports that the prevalence of domestic violence among gay and lesbian couples is approximately 25 to 33 percent—almost identical to that of the larger population. What I’m driving at is that we, as a community, need to be more aware of the problems of violence in our lives. Violence based on gender, violence against intimates, violence against people of different races, and violence against people of different sexual orientations. We have the power to stop it, together. You see, I’m riding on a post-Pride high right now. All the complaints and criticisms in the world aren’t going to stop me from enjoying this moment. Regardless of how you feel about the admission charge, the event guidelines, the lines at the festival or the weather, look at what was accomplished. Utah’s queer community and its allies came together for the largest showing of community spirit in the history of the Beehive State! Despite our political “losses” of the past year, despite the pathetic band of protestors, despite the changes in how Pride was run—more of us showed up to say “Equal Rights. No More. No Less.” than ever before. This community is large, and strong, and organized. We have dedicated and selfless leaders, generous volunteers, and passionate allies. We have voices that will not go unheard and we have lives that will not stay invisible. As I watched the initial rush of people entering the festival—more that we were prepared for, and that’s a good thing no matter how frustrated you may have felt at the lines—those were my thoughts. Okay, those were my thoughts for about two seconds before I got pulled off to solve another problem. But still, I hope that others will think back on Utah Pride 2005 and remember those same things. And while we mourn for the loss of our sister Norma, let’s acknowledge that we can, must and will find the strength to fight for a future with no more of this pain.
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Pride Was a Waiting Game
Tony Fantis Salt Lake City, UT
Pride is Over but Not Forgotten Dear Editor, Well, it’s over—another Pride weekend has come and gone. I had to take today off and all I did was read, sleep, eat, sleep, ahhhh! My body aches all over; my fingers are so sore from tearing ticket stubs, putting on armbands, and taking money; my voice is hoarse; my legs feel like jelly; and my face is wind-burned. But it was awesome and totally worth it! Yes, there are things to improve upon. But, for the most part, people had a great time. I spent my personal time yesterday (the 45 minutes) walking twice through the crowds. I watched and listened, and people were having fun! The expressions were amazing. Two women who hadn’t seen each other in 5 years stood hugging and crying. A group of men stood in a circle holding hands and chanting something about “We’re not in Kansas anymore?” Even the lines to the facilities were mini-parties. I watched and listened and came back with the feeling of PRIDE! What a wonderful sensation to the senses. What beautiful men, women, children and yes, even animals. As I walked the parade route to sell advanced tickets, (with my little sandwich board saying “Utah Pride Advance Tickets”), I saw shop owners, apartment residents, people walking on the street. They all were smiling, waving—heck, I even got whistled at—but all were receptive and gracious. A sense of holiday was in the air. Even the weather came through (no 60% chance of rain in sight). What does this say to me? We love our Pride, we love our community, we love the power of us in the streets of Salt Lake City. And, even though I am sorta glad it’s over, I’m also kinda sad, too. I know I am tired and sore and even a little cranky (since I don’t have PMS anymore, I call it cranky). But I want the euphoria to continue! I want to see women loving women, men loving men, laughter, crying from happiness, children playing, dancing to music, old enemies reconciling, old romances given new life. All in all, enjoying our right to live proud and be proud of ourselves and who we are to each other. I am sad this only seems to happen once a year and in a designated area. Oh sure, I could just become a Pride Junkie, and travel to all the Prides around the world. But, it wouldn’t be the same, and I would need to win the lottery anyway. It just seems to me, after watching yesterday, if we can do it for one day, then why not two, ten, twenty, three hundred sixty-five days. I also am humbled by the amount of work the volunteers put in. Since I am one of the Center’s board members, it was part of the deal when I signed on. But the men and women who stayed for countless hours doing everything imaginable just truly renewed my faith in people helping people. I could never, ever express what that support and commitment meant to a successful Pride and to the community as a whole. You were all amazing! So, it is with tired bones and melancholia that I put away the prizes I received for
Karla McGuigan Board of Directors, The Center Salt Lake City, UT
Michael Mitchell Will Be Tough to Replace Dear Editor, It was a sad and bleak day when I read in the Metro that Michael Mitchell would be leaving us for a position with the ACLU. Don’t take me the wrong way, I’m glad that Michael will be moving on to a position of even more influence, but Utah is going to lose a much-valued voice for equality. The first time I saw Michael Mitchell speaking in public, I was very impressed with how brave he was to talk so proudly and openly about his sexual orientation and his beliefs. He inspired me to be more open about who I am in my life. Since then, nearly two years ago, I have come out at work and to my family. I’m sure that the new executive director for Equality Utah will be a good leader, but in my opinion, he or she will never measure up to Michael Mitchell. He is my inspiration and my hero.
Manuel Real Murray, UT
Democrats Are No Better Than Republicans Dear Editor, Democrats use one feeble excuse after another to explain their 2004 defeat, blaming the superstitious vote, electoral rigging, apathy, etc.. There may be some truth in some of these justifications, but each misses the real cause—pervasive hostility by the very constituents the Democrats pretend to speak for. Look at their record with the gay and lesbian movement. It’s true that Republicans are led by superstitious bigots and ultra-right extremists who legislate against unions, women, minorities, immigrants, civil liberties, environmentalists and the GLBT communities. They’re half the problem, but not always the worst half. The Democratic Party inevitably betrays voters after elections. They’re accomplished phonies who largely agree
with Republicans except about which set of felons should hold office. Democratic supporters, including many self-appointed “leaders,” make the error of projecting their personal views onto candidates who don’t share them. We can’t win playing their game. When a politician promises us equality, but a business manager who “might” donate big bucks says equal protection is “too costly,” who wins? For both parties what truly matters is their stock in trade and chief product—votes to trade for money, privilege, influence, and currying favor with the rich and powerful. In contrast the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender communities have a singular political target—equality. With equality we’ll prevail, without it we’re in danger. That’s our “secret” agenda. Clinton and the congressional Democrats approved “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and passed the original national anti-gay marriage law. Kerry caved on gay marriage, paving the way for state antigay marriage laws. Michigan Democrats stole union benefits away from gay families. In Montana, Democrats helped block a state antidiscrimination law. In Minnesota, they insured the victory of the antigay marriage amendment in the state House. In April, the California Assembly defeated a bill to legalize same gender marriage—with 25% of the Democrats voting no—and in Indianapolis, Democrats helped defeat a municipal anti-bias act because it “offends” superstition and would prove “costly” for businesses. Democrats didn’t lose in 2004 because of evangelical votes or the “threat” of same gender marriage, but simply because they had the wrong answers to the big questions. Victory would have been easy if they’d campaigned for immediate withdrawal from Iraq, embraced trade union programs, rights for ourselves, minorities, immigrants, and women and promised to curb the voracious greed of corporations. But they didn’t—it’s too costly for business and lobbyists would stop visiting carrying those briefcases crammed with money. On “important” questions—read: money, wealth, or privilege—the two parties line up shoulder to shoulder, a solid phalanx of felonious fakers whose greed and craving for power are reliable tools used by the rich to safeguard their vested interests and prerogatives. For a century and a half, since Lincoln’s reelection in 1864, the American people have looked on elections, candidates and politics with an indifferent, hostile glare while they repeatedly and sullenly exchange one “lesser evil” for next year’s model. In their millions, Americans won’t accept the legitimacy of these dismal frauds. Why should anyone? In trade unions and in the AfricanAmerican community, serious steps are being taken to organize political parties independent of the two fraudulent parties. We’d empower ourselves to get out of the political closet and into productive politics if we support those efforts wholeheartedly. Everyone should. For information look at their sites: www.thelaborparty.org, www. cbtu.org, or www.kclabor.org. Congratulations on your enormous and spirited pride parade. I wish people here had half your energy and spirit. But this is Sin City, and people are busy at it.
Bill Perdue Las Vegas, Nevada
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Dear Editor, Several moons ago I served on the board of directors for Utah Pride Day. Back then, I pushed for a nominal fee to help with the soaring costs of the event, but this year was outrageous! First, wait in line to buy a ticket. Next, wait in line to get in. Now, wait in line to go to the bathroom. Wait in line to buy a soda. Get told you need a ticket. Wait in a VERY long line to buy drink tickets. Go back to the drinks line. Wait some more. “Hi, what are you up to?” she asked. “Waiting in line,” he replied. Please don’t get me wrong. I really appreciate all the hard work and time and devotion that go into putting on such a large event. I’ve been there in the trenches with the rest of the crew. This is truly a wonderful event that just has a few kinks we could easily work out for next year. Some thoughts: First and foremost is the entrance. Library Square is a beautiful but inefficient entrance. When the parade is over, everyone wants in at the same time. Some people got directed to walk all the way around the block to enter. How about a few more entrances in a few more locations? We need more admission capability at the start of the day than at any other time. Next are the drinks. Waiting in several lines is both unnecessary and unpleasant. How about selling drink tickets at the admissions area right when we walk into the event? Many people waited in three to four lines before being able to buy a drink. I understand the “no outside drinks” policy is required due to the alcohol served at the event. Let’s make it easier to get a drink, be it water, soda, or alcohol. My personal experience was one of buying drinks at other locations to avoid lines. Finally, how about some headline entertainment? I believe Pride has been advertising attendance in excess of 30,000 people. Multiply that times $5 to get $150,000. Last time I checked, a band like the B-52’s cost about $10,000 to bring in, plus stage and security costs. Hmmm. With numbers like that, it becomes apparent why people wonder where the money is going. With the history of “disappearing money,” one would think the finances would be more transparent. To be honest, I am unclear regarding the relationship between the two. I do support funding the GLCCU through Pride, if this should be the case. Is there more to know about this relationship? And to all the volunteers, a big “thank you!” This event is a success because so many people rise to the occasion and lend a helping hand. I wasn’t approached to volunteer, but will be the first to help out next year to make life a little easier on Pride Day. Finally, I’d like to thank the guy in the comic and game store in Library Square for the easy access to water and soda. His prices were great, there was no line, and I got to chat with him about a new version of a game called Risk. When I’m not running my own business or organizing events, it’s always fun to take risks in a fantasy world environment.
this year’s Pride Day. My faded bra, from my black T-shirt that bled through while walking in a downpour of rain at the Dyke March. I haven’t felt that much empowerment since the 70s. The speakers were magnetic and their energy was contagious! We let that energy pour out of City Creek Park and took it with us down to the Pride grounds, raining like cats and dogs. But it was worth every minute. Women are beautiful creatures, especially when we are on a mission ... (oops) MARCH! Then, we danced and laughed and had fun listening to Claudette. What a memory to cherish and what a powerful message we gave to this community. (No, not the message that the grass may never be the same in front of the Main Stage!) Finally, I am putting away my pride shirt. I hope I have chances to wear it again. Of course at Gay Bingo and Center functions. But it would be nice if I could wear it anywhere I choose. Well, I guess I will fight on another day for that one. Right now ... well, this is just a thankful lesbian who cherishes her friends and wants to say “Thank You!” to everyone who made this Pride one of the best ever! Now, onto jetted bath and Winterfest!
William T. Park Corporate Backbone by William Todd Park liam@slmetro.com
The reality of today’s version of corporate America was reinforced for me this past month as I saw nearly a third of an office I do business with laid off. Executives from corporate headquarters had specialists flown in to handle the people aspect of what they euphemistically called “restructuring.” Call it what you will, but the end result is the same: lost jobs because of someone else’s management decisions while executives give themselves pay raises and pat each other on the backs for supposedly doing more with less. Is it any wonder that 22 percent of us are looking for a job at any given time? Not surprising, the top reason people leave their jobs, according to a recent Washington Times article, is management. It doesn’t take a Harvard MBA to see that cutting the fat off expenses by eliminating redundancy is a good thing, but at some point staffing reductions start eating away at an organization’s muscle. Keeping the good people is the real challenge. Most executives recognize employee turnover is costly. Recruitment, lost productivity, and retraining are but the tip of the iceberg in the expense of replacing workers. Assuming that the executive really is competent, he or she would also know that management is the single best investment to retain an experienced and happy work force. The cancer that is eating today’s executive typically isn’t one of intellect or decision-making ability, but rather of character. A string of high-profile executive character defects has spilled out from the business section onto the front page and the evening news. It isn’t just the epic failures like Enron, MCI-Worldcom, and Tyco. The colossal failure in leadership has trickled down like Reaganomics was supposed to, to us common folk where the refusal to accept responsibility is now considered normal. Perhaps it’s part of today’s business culture that requires the removal of one’s backbone as de rigueur prior to assuming the reigns of corporate executive power. It wasn’t too long ago that authority figures needed to demonstrate at least a modicum of character in order to even be in leadership, but when greed caught up with the ‘Peter Principle,’ the bubble burst. Unethical executives didn’t have the spine to lead their companies through a storm and simply lied about earnings to the SEC and to their stockholders who demanded phenomenal overnight results. The bottom line didn’t match
up with reality, the corporate titans began to fall and Sarbanes-Oxley was born. The fallout of the glaring character defect continues to bleed across our economy and culture in epidemic proportions. A generation of corporate leadership has plundered corporate coffers in top-heavy compensation to ensure their golden parachute and golden years are in fact golden, while the people that brought in that self same gold have lost their pension due to executive malfeasance. The end result for some of these corporations has been a deepening insolvency that led to bankruptcy filings. In 2003, over 400,000 Americans followed the lead of the corporate leaders and filed personal bankruptcy. Utah was at the top of the list at double the national average with one in every 36.5 households filing. Meanwhile, our political leaders still haven’t figured out the difference between ethics and morality. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay’s charges of ethical improprieties have been conveniently ignored to make room for judges who are being bullied onto the bench for lifetime appointments. It strikes me as oddly appropriate that the generation that was responsible for questioning authority and challenging leadership is now on the receiving end of those accusations. The birth of progressive social and economic change that had so much promise from the baby boomer generation was miscarried because of their own greed. Ironically, so many of their own will find themselves adversely affected. Ethics and morality are, by definition, the topic of legislation and regulation, but character is the thing that enforces and drives them just as the people that make up the organization drive the bottom line and productivity. Thankfully, there are companies that operate ethically and profitably, and that push past the group hug hype of flavor-ofthe-month management. These organizations have wisely recognized their greatest asset to be human capital—those that make up the company and their customers—and have invested accordingly. The returns on these investments aren’t perhaps as immediately measurable as Wall Street stock tickers, but they are lasting, and the beautiful thing is that the dividends spread across business boundaries into the community. Character matters. Ethics isn’t merely the topic of a college course, and the sooner our business and government leaders recognize this instead of preaching a narrow version of morality, the better it will be for all of us. The foundation of sound leadership is responsibility. Let us all hope government and the business community find a way to restore the backbone and intestinal fortitude to its leadership.
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Thankfully, there are companies that operate ethically and profitably, and that push past the group hug hype of flavor-of-the-month management.
AberRant Sodden and Gomorrah by Laurie Mecham laurie@slmetro.com
For a minute it looked like Pride was going to be rained out. But Jesus gave us sunbeams for Pride, and for that I am truly grateful. It was not so on Pride Eve for the Dyke March and the Pride Dance. The clouds gathered as we did, and by the time we began to move there were light, intermittent showers. At the end of the parade we were in a downpour and could be easily divided into three distinct groups: the devil-may-care merrymakers in their single layers of wet T-shirts or tank tops (gotta hate that!), then there were the sporty types who were warm and dry in their clever gore-skin jackets with little rain shades on the hoods and their waterproof duck shoes, and last were the fools like me, with layer upon layer of cold, waterlogged absorbent cotton and inappropriate footwear that squished with every step. I quipped that the headlines should read, “Dyke March Makes Lesbians Really Wet.” If you read that somewhere in this issue, remember I quipped it first. I must give props to the willing souls who marched, weather be damned. I know that a number of lesbians are still struggling with the D-word. It just seems so…dykey. But they gathered all the same. Since sWerve’s first Salt Lake Dyke March in 2003, the event has only grown. As a matter of fact, my ranks are still swollen. I must give a couple of shout-outs. First to the Salt Lake Metro for being awarded Organization of the Year. Woo hoo for the Metro! The paper ROCKS, and they have given a lot to the community, including in-kind services and fundraising for nonprofits, as well as valuable column space for my ramblings. Plus, a great many of the staff have devoted countless hours sitting and sleeping with shut-ins and outcasts. I am also delighted to acknowledge Ruby Ridge’s altar-boy ego, Don Steward, for being recognized as the Community Volunteer o’ the Year. Fine, Ruby—you win. I’m leaving this town. Did you know that the Pride Parade is the second largest in the state, behind only the annual July 24 “Days of ‘47?” A year or so ago, Fran, I believe, suggested that the Pride slogan should be “Gays of ’47.” That would be so perfect, we must enact it at once. We’ll never have to think of another Pride theme again! Quick, let’s have a contest. Who can describe the Pride Parade without using the word “colorful?” Anyone? Well, it was as fun as ever and had some wonderful moments. I don’t know if anyone else caught my favorite vignette. There were two drag queens with gigantic synthetic wigs shouting at each other, “Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Do not touch
Obituary my hay, you ho!” You very well might have missed the ineffective-and-just-plain-sad Official Street Preachers O’ Hate, relegated to the farthest corner of the parade route and ironically just kitty-corner from the Lion House. One of them used tactics that I was always encouraged to include in my own lesson preparation—visual aids and object lessons. He had two short lengths of extension cords. He was plugging them this way and that in order to demonstrate the plug-in-socket proof of God’s intentions regarding human sex-yul behavior. He looked like a badlydressed flight attendant fumbling with the seat buckle demonstration. He neglected to say who gets the oxygen first in case of a loss of cabin pressure, but in these matters, I believe it’s just whoever is butchest. Who knew that after God created the Toaster, Lo! He did create the Extension Cord. And they did only fit together in God’s chosen circuitry, that being 120 volts. And God found it good. And on the fourth day, God created Man and Woman, in the image of His electrical appliances. And He gave unto women slots; and in His mercy He did give them knobs also. And He did endow men with prongs, some more than others. And He did give them slots also, but of a different kind. Thanks to The Center, we had our parade and a Pride Festival, too. Hooray for the Pride Committee and volunteers! Head for everyone! Once you got through the line and made it inside the gates of the Pride Festival you could relax and enjoy standing in line for a beer. Some of the rules for the Festival were interesting. A number of people were upset and surprised that they couldn’t bring their dogs into the festival area. But I imagine that those were city rules, and therefore there were absolutely NO EXCEPTIONS, except for service animals and the pets of people who managed to sneak, coax, or give sexual favors at the gate. The program also noted sternly that, “Proper and acceptable attire is required. Clothing with obscenities or lewd graphics will not be allowed.” Some attendees found this strict requirement to be odd, even outrageous, but not me. I think it’s fabulous to get the Relief Society involved. Oh, I’ve heard some rumblings, and you can’t blame it on your dog this time, because he wasn’t there. Remember, girls: to bitch is human, to bitch cleverly is divine. I think it was another wonderful Pride. The only shadow that keeps haunting me is the question—naw, it couldn’t be true—but that “proper attire” thing keeps nagging at me. I remember my mom looking at me on my way to high school with tears in her eyes, saying, “Just avoid the appearance of evil.” There’s no way, is there, that she somehow infiltrated the planning committee?
Wendel K Kirkbride, 39, passed away peacefully in his sleep on June 16, 2005. He was born November 27, 1965 to Lenis Speas Kirkbride and Franklin Eugene Kirkbride. He was the second of three children. Wendel is survived by his mother, his sister Pamela Knighton (Clark), his brother, David Kirkbride, three nieces and nephews, and a large extended group of family and friends in Salt Lake City, all of whom loved him and will miss him greatly. He was preceded in death by his father and can now join him again. Wendel had a love and special talent of working with computers. He worked for Computer Consultants Corporation for over 15 years as a programmer, support tech and network tech. He later worked for Matrixx Computers where he built
and repaired computers. At the time of his departure, he worked for Club Try-angles creating ads and maintaining their computer network. He also wrote articles for the Pillar, providing readers with computer hints and help. Wendel was a Star “Trekkie”. He created Star Trek models, which were in high demand and were sold all over the country. Wendel served strongly in the gay community, where he always helped others with disabilities get the government funding they deserved, and always made sure others less fortunate, were taken care of. He was a supporter of the Ryan White Foundation and the People with Aids Coalition of Utah. Funeral services will be held on Friday June 24, 2005 at The Old Rock Church, 10 S. Main Street, Providence, Utah at 10:00 am. A memorial service and celebration of Wendel’s life will be held at Club Tryangles, 251 W. 900 South, Salt Lake City, on Sunday June 26, 2005 Farewell Wendel. May the void you leave here on earth be comforted with love and memories in our hearts forever.
The Pride slogan should be “Gays of ’47.” That would be so perfect, we must enact it at once. We’ll never have to think of another Pride theme again!
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Laurie Mecham subscribes to a number of suspicions and conspiracy theories.
Ruby Ridge Living actively support community causes throughout Utah and Idaho. However, historically, Zions Bank has not taken a position on controversial issues outside of our industry. by Ruby Ridge ruby@slmetro.com When it was brought to our attention that our support of the Human Hola Petals! I must Rights Campaign gala might be misinthrow out a serious terpreted by some as taking a position mea culpa to you on a controversial issue outside of all right off the bat. our industry, we made the decision to Yours truly got so swept away getting withdraw our sponsorship. ready for Pride that I totally neglected We are disappointed with the way to rip on Zions Bank. I swear it was on this story has been spun in the media. In my to-do list but I completely spaced it making our decision, we were not maksomewhere between packing my SPF 50 ing a judgment on same-sex marriage. sun block and downing mozzarella hors We were making a judgment on whether d’oeuvres with the power gays at the the issue is controversial. And it is. Grand Marshall’s reception. As an organization, Zions Bank does “So Ruby, what’s your beef with the not have a position on the issue. We Lord’s bank?” you may be asking. Well, do, however, strongly peaches, here’s the support equality in skinny. Zions Bank the workplace and withdrew its corporate strongly support (and, sponsorship from the in fact, encourage) inaugural Human You have to ask, all employees in their Rights Campaign gala participation in comin Utah County after has Zions ever munity groups and receiving an anonycontributed to any organizations they mous phone call sayindividually support. ing that the bank was gay and lesbian Thank you, again, supporting same-gencause? for your comments. der marriage. Oh, the Scott unspeakable horror! Zions made things Well, cherubs, that embarrassingly worse letter was the equivaby claiming they had lent of a cat burying a no knowledge the Human Rights Camturd in cat litter. It covers up the smell, paign was a gay and lesbian advocacy but the poop’s still there. You have to group, and that they thought they were ask: Has Zions ever contributed to any a group supporting workplace rights for gay and lesbian cause? Same-gender single women. domestic violence? Hate crimes? WorkNow let’s face the awful truth. You place protections? Housing discriminaknow dang well that the anonymous tion? Or are those issues, as I suspect, all caller posing as a Deseret News reporter too “controversial.” By simply declaring (the Lord’s morning newspaper) was anything gay as off limits, or “outside probably some Eagle Forum flunky who of the industry,” then Zions never has was pissed at the Gay Pride billboards to address their biases. Gay-inclusive outside their favorite scrap-booking banks like Wells Fargo and Washington discount super center. So at the mere Mutual realize that gay people bank. suggestion of a controversy, Zions Bank They take out mortgages. They run small caved. businesses. They pay taxes and plan Well, muffins, I was filled with simtheir estates. Zions Bank needs to be mering-to-low-boil rage, so rather than taken to task for what is clearly a chosen sit on my ass eating bon-bons, I decided and political policy of exclusion and to contact Zions Bank via their website discrimination. and get some answers. I received a forSo here’s the other part that I just don’t mulaic response supposedly from Presiget. If Zions Bank can recognize the dent Scott Anderson (but probably from value of Spanish-speaking customers some public relations hack in charge of (both documented and otherwise) and damage control) that essentially ignores create an entire Spanish-speaking diviZion’s lack of support of the gay comsion offering complete banking services, munity and absolves them of any and all mortgages, small business loans, and so blame. Let me share it with you all: on for that demographic, then where the
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El Banco Pinko
Dear Ruby, Thank you for taking the time to contact me. I appreciate your feedback, and I respect your comments. Please know that Zions Bank takes its responsibility to the community and the people in this community very seriously. As a financial institution, we
hell is our bank branch? Ruby Ridge is one of the more opinionated members of the Utah Cyber Sluts, a Camp Drag group of performers who raise funds and support local charities. Her opinions are her own and fluctuate wildly due to irritability and still watching the Alliance for Unity dictate Salt Lake City policy without any GLBT representation.
Something for Everyone: A UAF Preview by JoSelle Vanderhooft
The Utah Arts Festival will run from Thursday June 23 to Sunday June 26, noon to 11pm at Library Square, 400 South and 300 East. Tickets are $7 for adults, $4 for senior citizens aged 60 and older and $4 for the “lunchtime special” (between noon and 3pm Thursday and Friday). Admission for children twelve and under is free. A complete schedule of performers and events can be found at www.uaf.org.
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Attendees at this year’s Utah Arts Festival might want to look up from time to time. Someone may be dancing down the library’s windows. The dancers in question (complete with harness and rope) would be members of Project Bandaloop, a troupe that will bring their unique version of aerial dance and mountain climbing to the Salt Lake City Library’s south wall each night of the four day event. The daring dancers are just one of the many unique acts featured in this year’s celebration, a mainstay in downtown Salt Lake’s summer festivities since 1976. Other featured artists and performers include Nashville’s rockabilly/techno band Bonepony, up-and-coming jazz singer Madeleine Peyroux, and Yorga, a French-born sculptor who will decorate the grounds with human-shaped shells made from clear plastic, poly-vinyl sheeting and packing tape. And then, of course, there’s the artist market with its 131 sculptors, glass workers, painters and potters. According to Chad Saley, UAF public relations director, another exciting thing about this year’s festival is its location. In past years, the festival has bounced between such locations as the Triad Center, the Utah Fairgrounds and Gallivan Plaza. The constant moving, says Saley, often created some planning headaches. “[In the past] it’s been hard to plan the festival, because it’s essentially planning a brand new festival each year when you have to pick it up and move it and identify everything new each time,” he says. “Being in the third year at Library Square, the bugs have been worked out. We know how we’re going to set it up.” Although the festival’s layout had to change drastically as it moved from site to site, its layout is now “very similar to how it’s been in the past,” according to Saley. However, there is one minor change. “The stage set up has slightly changed,” he explains. “Last year the Park Stage was located right on the grass in front of the Leonardo Building [the old library]. That stage has been moved right onto Third East. So the center of the festival is really going to be all about the artists. Where that stage was has been replaced with artists’ booths. The noise, if you want to call it that, from the stages will be more on the outskirts. That way when you’re really in the center, for the people who prefer a little more calm as they browse, they can do that. Or if you came for the music, all four stages are still there.” “Everybody seems to agree that Library Square is the best venue,” he adds. “It’s really nice. It’s got the old world architecture of the city and county building and the more contemporary architecture of the new library. It’s a good mix because at the festival you’ve got a wide range of art.” “One thing that’s nice about the festival and the art market is that there’s something for everyone,” says Chase Leslie, art market coordinator. “If you don’t like whimsi-
cal pottery there’s traditional pottery or ceramics, traditional painting versus nontraditional painting. We also get a lot of people applying with digital imagery now where at first it was just photography, which is really exciting.” Just who are some of these diverse 131 artists? According to Leslie there’s figurative painter Brad Slaugh, whose paintings have “a very distorted feel,” and invited 3D mixed media artist Julie Lucus, who “uses metal, hand tools” and found objects, and who will be working on site. For lovers of glass art, the arts market will also feature Mike and Penny Stevens, the Salt Lake Valley’s only glass blowers (Sadly, “they won’t be blowing on site though because of the danger of the open flame,” says Leslie.) “The festival is committed to bringing in a wide variety of art,” she says. “I know that [executive director] Robyn [Nelson] intentionally tries to bring in things that she feels maybe are a little more edgy, things that the general populace of the state might find a little more unsettling. Just to make them think. Part of art is looking at something and saying I don’t understand this but I don’t necessarily have to. She also enjoys bringing in things that you haven’t seen anywhere else.” Along with an assembly of artists unseen by many Utahns, the Utah Arts Festival is known for its diverse corps of volunteers— among which local gays and lesbians have often been a visible force. In fact, according to Saley, members of East High’s Gay-Straight Alliance will be out in force this year operating several of the grounds’ water booths. When asked why the festival seemed to draw members of the queer community, Saley and Leslie both said they couldn’t say for sure. But both thought it had something to do with the Festival’s traditionally open and relaxed environment. “The nice thing about the festival is whether you’re gay or straight, rich or poor, none of that really matters,” said Saley. “It’s really all about the art. It’s a great opportunity for the whole community to come together and enjoy art in all of its countless forms.” “It’s certainly a venue where people from that community can come and feel like they’re not being judged,” said Leslie. “They’re certainly accepted there. And that’s part of the festival. It’s about having something that’s going to appeal to everyone.” “One thing that brings the gay and lesbian community is all the beautiful people,” she joked, prompted by a chuckling colleague in the same room. “That’s obviously slapstick, but what would bring people to anything is the excitement of people gathering together. If you’re gay, straight or lesbian it’s a camaraderie where I don’t think there are any boundaries. You can be yourself at an arts festival, and hopefully people who are gay and lesbian can just relax and not worry about it. I would say that’s the biggest draw. Art is for everyone. It’s something that you can be yourself around.”
Utah Arts Festival Stage Schedule Thursday June 23 AMPHITHEATER STAGE PERFORMER
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
Hispanos en Utah Zona Sul
8:15-9:15 9:45-10:30
Latin American Vocal Choir Brazilian Jazz, Sambas, Bossa Novas
PERFORMER
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
Utah Arts Festival Chamber Orchestra Saliva Sisters
8:30-9:30 10:00-11:00
Classical Composer Commission Delightful Darlings of Drool
PERFORMER
TIME (P.M.)
FESTIVAL STAGE
OUTDOOR CAFE
Eddy Zenn Duo Manantial
DESCRIPTION
8:00-8:30 9:30-10:00
Solo singer-songwriter Instrumental and folk music from Chile & Argentina
BIG MOUTH PERFORMER
Kimberley Heuston Ann Chamberlin The Stoddard Brothers Kateri & Friends Megan Wham Wiseguys Diane Fouts Hector Ahumada Marv Hamilton Band
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
1:00-2:00 2:00-3:00 3:45-4:30 5:00-5:45 6:30-7:00 7:00-8:00 8:00-8:30 8:30-9:00 9:45-10:30
Author Reading Author Reading Upbeat vocal harmonies Old school jazz Poet Comedy Poet Chilean Poet Original acoustic blues, ballads and eco-folk
PARK STAGE PERFORMER
Kairo By Night Dave Hahn Group Crenshaw Salty Frogs Trevor Price Tangle Ridge blue haiku Andy Hoffman Terindo Jazz Quartet The Debi Graham Band
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
12:00-12:45 1:15-2:00 2:30-3:15 3:45-4:30 5:00-5:45 6:15-7:00 7:30-8:15 8:45-9:00 9:00-9:45 10:15-11:00
Traditional Middle Eastern Music Folk, acoustic, pop Alternative soul sounds High energy Celtic, fusion, rock’n’ rol American rock and British pop Acoustic bluegrass/ Americana string band Chamber folk music Literary Firey intensive jazz Full throttle funk groove
Friday June 24 AMPHITHEATER STAGE PERFORMER
Children’s Dance Theatre Ririe-Woodbury Dance Company Two and a Half White Guys
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
6:45-7:45 8:15-9:15 9:45-10:30
dance modern dance Reggae and rocksteady ska
FESTIVAL STAGE PERFORMER
Orchestra Latino Salt Lake Jazz Orchestra Charlie MusselwhiteHEADLINER
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
6:30-7:30 8:00-9:00 9:30-11:00
Salsa-Merengue-Cumbia & Latin jazz Jazz Masters Award blues
OUTDOOR CAFE PERFORMER
Idrees Richardson Jesse Thurgood Michael Young
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
6:00-6:30 7:30-8:00 9:00-9:30
Various mixed elements of styles Singer, songwriter finger style 6 & 12 string guitar BIG MOUTH
PERFORMER
Chris Crow Carol Lynch Williams Van Lizard String Band The KlezBros Mike McLane Wiseguys Flash Fiction Gino Sky Tango Project
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
1:00-2:00 2:00-3:00 4:15-5:00 5:30-6:15 6:30-7:00 7:00-8:00 8:00-8:45 8:45-9:15 9:45-10:30
Author Reading Author Reading Original instrumental Newgrass Traditional klezmer music Slam Poet Literary 60-second novel Literary Eclectic classical quartet
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Gift Horse Six Sided Box Hammerdown Ides of Soul Mary Beth Maziarz & Wild Honey The Latin Jazz Factory Mr. Whoopee Melissa Bond Purdymouth Super So Far
TIME (P.M.)
12:00-12:45 1:15-2:00 2:30-3:15 3:45-4:30 5:00-5:45 6:15-7:00 7:30-8:15 8:45-9:00 9:00-9:45 10:15-11:00
DESCRIPTION
Traditional bluegrass & acoustic Rock originals & twisted covers Hard driving bluegrass R&B and soul Soulful pop Afro-Cuban & jazz rhythms Bluegrass, swing, folk Literary American roots, original rock, country & bluegrass Original pop/rock
Saturday June 25 AMPHITHEATER STAGE PERFORMER
Repertory Dance Theatre Salsa Brava
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
8:00-9:00 9:30-10:15
modern dance Salsa, salsa, salsa
FESTIVAL STAGE PERFORMER
Utah Valley Handbell Ringers John Flanders & Double Helix Way Way East Bay The Sensations Soul Band
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
6:15-6:45 7:15-8:15 8:45-9:30 10:00-11:00
Handbell ringers Original jazz, swing, funk & Latin Nine-piece horn band with vocals Energetic & exciting soul
OUTDOOR CAFE PERFORMER
Juliana Weiser with special guest Patrick Dressen Skyedance Jeremiah Maxey Debra Fotheringham Brass Tacks Quintet John Whipple Kathryn Warner
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
2:00-2:30
Inspiraling folk music
3:15-3:45 4:30-5:00 5:30-6:15 6:45-7:15 8:00-8:30 9:30-10:00
Engaging mixture of Celtic Renaissance Slide guitar Rhythmic and energetic guitar Renaissance to ragtime to popular music Post-modern blues Original folk with soul
BIG MOUTH PERFORMER
Jim Dashner Shannon Hale The Red Rock Hot Club Dreamfield Duo Iris Moulton Dave Stevenson Wiseguys Sara Caldiero Joel Long Kate MacLeod & The Pancakes
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
1:00-2:00 2:00-3:00 3:45-4:30 5:00-5:45 6:00-6:30 6:30-7:00 7:00-8:00 8:00-8:30 8:30-9:00 10:15-11:00
Author Reading Author Reading Classic jazz standards from the 30s & 40s Marimba, Vibraphone Duo Poet Slam Poet Comedy Poet & Fashionista Poet Original songs & high-energy fiddle playing
PARK STAGE PERFORMER
Hills of Home Shanahy 6 Miles Ahead Georgia Barretto Llajtayku The Sam Payne Project Ebay Jamil, The Modern Sol Movement Ten Mile Tide Bonepony HEADLINER
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
12:00-12:45 1:15-2:00 2:30-3:15 3:45-4:30 5:00-5:45 6:15-7:00 7:30-8:15 8:30-9:30 10:00-11:00
Women’s choir Celtic music Traditional & contemporary jazz standards Brazilian singer songwriter with Bossa Nova styling Afro-Peruvian music From high folk to big funk Hip-hop, jazz, funk & soul Acoustic rock, folk and bluegrass Front porch root rock
Sunday June 26 AMPHITHEATER STAGE PERFORMER
Great Basin Street Band California Guitar Trio Bert Lams, Paul Richards & Hideyo Moriya HEADLINER Madeleine Peyroux HEADLINER
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
6:45-7:30
Red-hot traditional Dixieland jazz
8:00-9:00
Unique blend of classical jazz & rock
9:30-11:00
Sultry Jazz vocal
FESTIVAL STAGE PERFORMER
Sister Wives Salt Lake Alternative Jazz Orchestra The Diamond Experience
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
7:15-8:00 8:30-9:30 10:00-11:00
High energy rock & blues Rockin’ big band jazz “Neil” at his best
OUTDOOR CAFE PERFORMER
Mary Lydia Ryan Pioneer Park Playboys Jennifer Yuill Basses Loaded Tuba Quartet Trace Wiren & Her Delightful Band Robert Moss Andy Monaco with Sylvia Nibley
TIME (P.M.)
DESCRIPTION
2:00-2:30 3:15-3:45 4:30-5:00 5:30-6:00 6:45-7:15 8:00-8:30 9:30-10:00
Singer songwriter Bluegrass, Western swing, Irish & Old Time music Soulful intimate original pop Classical, jazz & pop Blues based folk sound Banjo, guitar and harmonica Original power folk-rock, jazz & gospel
BIG MOUTH PERFORMER
DESCRIPTION
1:15-2:00 2:00-2:30 2:30-3:00 3:45-4:30 5:00-5:45 6:00-6:30 6:30-7:00 7:00-8:00 8:00-8:45 8:45-9:15 9:45-10:30
Cowboy Poet Storyteller Storyteller Jazz Original acoustic soul driven by rhythm Burgeoning Poet Scalp Burner Poet Comedy 60-second novel Zoe Dimitri, Brian Frandson, Shae, Dave Stevenson Groove-oriented folk rock
PARK STAGE PERFORMER
Moab Taiko Dan New Generation of Gospel Tolchock Trio Fat Soul The Tremula Xebeche Starmy Alex Caldiero Zion Tribe Doug Wintch Band
TIME (P.M.)
12:00-12:45 1:15-2:00 2:30-3:15 3:45-4:30 5:00-5:45 6:15-7:00 7:30-8:15 8:45-9:00 9:00-9:45 10:15-11:00
DESCRIPTION
Traditional Taiko & original compositions Contemporary Gospel Rock’n’roll for the whole family Original jazz & funk pop tunes with hormonics Scintillating grooves Energetic original rock with soul Literary Rock, reggae & funky Afro- Caribbean rhythms Folk-rock
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Stan Tixier Michael “Boots” Robinson Byron Conrad Pat Carnahan Trio Desert Essense Nicole Walker Paisley Rekdal Wiseguys Flash Fiction Utah Poetry Slam Team Mary Tebbs & Lisa Marie
TIME (P.M.)
traveling through the southern Utah desert, where they encounter individuals and apparitions. This is the type of cutting-edge music that you’ll never see at the Capitol Theatre—give it a look. In addition to getting points for a creative date, you could become the only person you know with a passion for contemporary opera, which looks great on your online profile. 2pm and 7pm, Leona Wagner Black Box Theatre, Rose Wagner Center, 138 W. Broadway. Tickets $12 at 355-2787 or arttix.org
THE GAY AGENDA by Eric Tierney, eric@slmetro.com
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You know where the discriminating queer folks will be this weekend, don’t you? If you didn’t say the Utah Arts Festival, we may have to take away your gay card. It’s the other big festival on the steps of the City/County Building that everyone should attend. How does one sum up that amazingly varied selection of performing, visual, music and other arts available in downtown Salt Lake? One doesn’t. Just go check it out and see for yourself.
Go go go and see Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. The fabulous Salt Lake Men’s Choir will present the piece as you’ve never seen it before— sophisticated yet campy, hilarious yet heartfelt, and all-male. Sounds like my last Friday night.
Noon to 11pm, through Sunday June 26, Library Square, 200 E 400 S. Daily tickets: adults $7.00, seniors (60+) $4.00, kids 12 & under free, “Lunchtime Special” $4.00 (noon—3:00 p.m. Thu/Fri), discount tickets and festival 4-Day Passes available. 3222428 or www.uaf.org.
Since releasing her first album in 1988, Michelle Shocked has been one of the hardest-working women in music, endlessly crossing the country playing sold out shows and amassing a fan base to rival Ani and Amy Ray. She’s about to release THREE new albums—and here’s your chance to hear the new tunes live. I just missed out on a great opportunity to use both the words “trifecta” and “triumvirate.” Damn.
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9pm, The Velvet Room, 155 W 200 South. Tickets $15 in advance, $18 day of show at 467-TIXX or smithstix.org. The Velvet Room is a private club for members.
7:30pm through Sunday, matinees Saturday and Sunday at 3, Studio Theatre, Rose Wagner Performing Arts Center, 138 W Broadway. Tickets $15 at 355-2787 or arttix.org
25SATURDAY There is something to be said about a nationally-renowned organization who does all it can to give back to the community that supports it. Repertory Dance Theatre is one such organization, and they’re giving you the chance to Dance All Day. Starting this morning at 9, you can sample all the classes the company’s Community School offers— for five bucks. We’re talking everything from flamenco to hip-hop to modern to pilates, which is kind of like a dance except that it feels more like punishment for committing a crime than a form of expression. I’ll stick to the flamenco. 9am, Rose Wagner Performing Arts Center, 138 W Broadway. $5 all day or free with purchase of ten-class punch card.
Sunset with Pink Pastoral is described as a “multimedia chamber opera.” The production, co-presented by Seattle Experimental Opera and the BYU Group for New Music, tells the story of a couple
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26SUNDAY Speaking of opera, have you ever found yourself spending more time admiring the sets and costumes than listening to the music? Opera productions are one of the most complex and labor-intensive forms of design, with large productions sometimes taking several years to prepare. Susan Memmott Allred, Utah Opera resident costume designer, shows off the fruits of her long labors at the Utah Opera Costume Retrospective, an exhibit of signature costumes and detailed sketches. Here’s your chance to enjoy all the glitz with none of the warbles and shrieks! 12pm-6pm, Kimball Art Center, 638 Park Avenue, Park City. Admission is free but donations are encouraged. Information at 435.649.8882
28TUESDAY Rather more than just a little bit rock and roll, Donny Osmond is, well, the only kind of pop star Utah could produce. Say what you will about him, the guy’s got longevity, kids, and he’s about to release a new CD, called “What I Meant to Say.” Hopefully, he meant to say sorry for “Puppy Love,” but we’ll have to go to the show to find out. 7:30pm, Kingsbury Hall, 1395 E Presidents Circle. Tickets $34–40 at 355-2787, arrtix.org
29WEDNESDAY Flush with Pride after our recent fabulous festivities, you no doubt feel like getting involved with your community. Start tonight—attend the weekly meeting of the Lavender Tribe, a group dedicated to helping the GLBT community find a spiritual path. A better use of their time might be helping Gayle Ruzicka find the path away from the Matrons section at Mervyn’s, but we’ll take what we can get. 7:30-9, Black Box Theater at the Center, 361 N 300 West. Information at 539-8800
30THURSDAY Despite the fact that I am a liberal, progressive Democrat, I do in fact love my country. So tonight’s concert at Sundance by the Utah Symphony is right up my alley—the gang will by sawing away at some of your Patriotic Favorites—including the Star Wars theme (?), Sousa marches, and Aaron Copeland. I love America! College and healthcare for
EVERETT RUESS BLOCK PRINTS EXHIBIT See Friday, July 1
everyone! Hang on, some guy in a black suit is at the front door . . . 8pm, Sundance Theatre, North Fork of Provo Canyon. Tickets $20-$44 at 355-2787 or arrttix.org
1FRIDAY Sixty-six years ago, a young man named Everett Ruess disappeared in the Utah desert after spending months by himself, wandering through nature, sketching and making wood cuts. He never returned and his remains were never found, making for one of Utah’s most intriguing mysteries. His art did survive, though, and the Ogden Nature Center is thrilled to present an Everett Ruess Block Prints Exhibit. His work is as lovely as his story is mysterious. I hate writers who say things like that. 9am-5pm, Ogden Nature Center, 966 West 12th Street, Ogden. Admission $3, information at 801.710.3934
2SATURDAY Just a reminder that the Downtown Farmer’s Market continues this Saturday and every week through the summer. This year, the prepared food booths include authentic African stews made by Sudanese women, Chilean foods, and Turkish sweets. If you feel like you can still eat, local growers and purveyors will happily sell you farm-fresh fruits and vegetables, breads, cheeses, and whatever else you can name. Fresh air, live music and sunshine provided free of charge. 8am–1pm, Pioneer Park, 300 S. 300 West. Admission is free. More information at downtownslc.org ■ Having Independence Day fall on a Monday has put the Beehive State into quite the little predicament. We can’t celebrate our patriotism if it interferes with Family Home Evening, and fireworks on the Sabbath is absolutely out of the question. So plan to celebrate a few nights early at Freedom Blast tonight. Packed with extreme sports, the audience will engage directly in the most dangerous
stunt of all—listening to a concert by the original American Idol, Kelly Clarkson. 8pm, Rice-Eccles Stadium. Tickets $15–35, www.UTAHtickets.com—your tickets will help fund a charitable financial donation to the Huntsman Cancer Institute. For more information visit www.freedomblast.com. ■ Hold on a minute… Why listen to Miss Independent croon all night when you could listen to Xena, Lesbian Warrior Princess? Stadium of Fire in Provo is a viable alternative, but we’re really torn. On one hand, it’s in Provo. On the other hand ... Lucy Lawless, Mandy Moore, Lonestar, Debbie Reynolds, and Lou Diamond Phillips! If this wasn’t BYU, we could swear the event was specifically designed to appeal to gay and lesbian spectators.
7:30pm, BYU Lavell Edwards Stadium, Provo. Tickets $20-$100 available at www. byutickets.com or calling 1-800-322-byu1.
4MONDAY It’s amazing what a talented artist can do with molten sand. A Gathering of Glass, the nonprofit Glass Art Guild’s annual exhibit, will astound you with the stunning variety, intricacy, and beauty of the various artists’ work. Not just for Precious Moments figurines, kids. And you never know—you might spy the work of a nascent Chihuly. 12pm-5pm, Patrick Moore Gallery, 511 West 200 South, SLC. Admission is free, information at 801.521.5999
6WEDNESDAY Since we’re all feeling so gosh-darned patriotic, why not enjoy a night of the great American pastime. Nope, I’m not talking about bombing countries whose culture we don’t understand and whose politics we disagree with. I’m talking about baseball. The Royal Court of the Golden Spike Empire is organizing a group outing to see the Salt Lake Stingers. A portion of funds raised will benefit the RCGSE Children Young Adult Fund. The Stingers take on the Tucson Sidewinders. It’s also, coincidentally, Wienerschnitzel Wednesday. 7pm, Franklin Covey Field, West Temple and 13th Street South. Tickets are $10 in advance, see www.rcgse.org for details.
7:30pm tonight, July 16, 27, 29 and August 3, 1pm July 14, 22, August 6, Ellen Eccles Theatre, 43 South Main Street, Logan. Tickets $19-$55 at 355-2787 or arttix.org
by Eric J. Tierney eric@slmetro.com
Amongst the many joys of attending Saturday’s Voyeur is Salt Lake Acting Company’s policy of allowing wine in the theatre. If this were the case at most houses, there would be far fewer negative reviews in general and any number of high school productions of Death of a Salesman would likely have transferred to Broadway. In this case, however, the chance to imbibe only enhances what is already a rollicking night of theatre. Now in its twenty-seventh year, Saturday’s Voyeur is SLAC’s annual satirical look at life in Zion. The show is guaranteed every year to push boundaries and buttons—and the current edition does not disappoint. The setting is the Kingstone Private Asylum in Utah County, where hapless souls are committed for such vices as reading the City Weekly, aspiring to work at Bikini Cuts, and being gay and drinking wine. The patients are under the care of the despotic Sister Nurse, who runs the institution like Pol-Pot in white shoes; the drug addled Unkia, a veteran of the Iraq war; and a much put-upon orderly named Javier. Writers Nancy Borgenicht and Alan Nevins have created a quirky story as a frame for the satire, which gives the evening focus and clarity but mostly serves as a launching board for the impeccable musical numbers. SLAC newcomer Darrin P. Doman’s well-drawn Ben believes he’s been channeling answers to Ken Jennings and is largely responsible for the quiz whiz’s success. His finacee Leea, played by priceless Voyeur vet Brenda Sue Cowley, suffered some unremembered trauma on the eve of their wedding that has resulted in her obsession with growing her nails long enough to qualify for a title in Skousen’s Book of Mormon Records and an irrational fear of the fifty-four pound cat Sneaky. Through the course of one crazy night in the crazy house, the other residents set out to help her remember what happened and, hopefully, to restore her to health. This is where the fun starts. The razor-sharp writing from Borgenicht and Nevins is especially pointed this year, and the dazzling ensemble performs it with conviction and pizzazz. The humor is even darker and more angry than usual, but what could easily become a raving polemic against the Right and the Dominant Culture is tempered by the wit and heart of the text and lyrics. Many of the songs are parodies set to the melodies of popular hip-hop songs—NWA’s “Straight Outta Compton” becomes “City of Salt Lake” and Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl” is given new
life in the hilarious “If I Were a Toothpick.” While the notion of a bunch of white theatre performers—especially white Utah theatre performers—attempting to get funky could easily produce cringes, the cast carries it off with conviction and flair, not only looking credible but sounding almost better than the original—the harmonic arrangement on the “Rich Girl” parody especially is more sophisticated than in Stefani’s version, and performers Annette Wright, Arika Schockmel and Ali Bennett sound as good as Destiny’s Child ever did. The score doesn’t stop there, though—there’s an Orrin Hatch tribute, of course, and several rousing original numbers created for the show. The entire cast has subtle comic timing like a Swiss watch and powerful singing voices to match. Most of the performers are perennial Voyeur favorites, like Wright and the incomparable Alexis Baigue, who has probably the fewest lines in the show but makes an enormous impression with his character, a black street thug trapped in a white Mormon boy’s body. In her SLAC debut, Anita Holland gives the most versatile and effective performance in the show—she ranges from soulful diva in the opening number, through a Thorazineinduced stupor and ends up giving us a (dare I say it?) poignant and emotionally charged moment as she remembers the horrors of serving in Iraq and the loss of a close comrade in arms. Director John Caywood has staged the piece with remarkable care and precision—every moment of the show finds the actors arranged in simultaneously artful and utterly natural stage pictures, and the action flows smoothly through the many scene changes. In the type of show where
timing is utterly of the essence, Caywood has ensured that things go off without a hitch. The work of choreographer Penelope Marantz is also exceptional—her movement is proof that simple steps artfully designed and well executed are as effective, if not more so, than the most complex leaps and turns. As they do every year, Borgenicht and Nevins have some surprises for us. Late in the second act, the show turns markedly dark and rather serious. The characters begin to engage seriously with one another over topics like xenophobia, the religious divide and that costly war in Iraq. But just as they reach bottom, the show comes roaring back for the empowering and uplifting ending, which accomplishes in its final twenty minutes what Air America Radio has been trying to do since its inception—to wit, it gives the Left, the Liberals and the Progressives a powerful, unified, unapologetic voice. And that voice’s message rings out loud and clear: We Have Values, Too. Mind your own business. Another of the distinct pleasures of attending Voyeur is the camaraderie one feels with the rest of the audience. It’s not often in Utah that you get to sit around with a couple of hundred other left-wingers, cheering out loud for gay rights and hissing at the Administration’s “foreign policy.” Judging from the overwhelming reaction at the end of the opening night show, Voyeur has, of course, done it again—given Utah’s infidels a chance to cheer for themselves—and done it with the style, talent, intelligence, and sheer ballsto-the-wall, no-sacred-cows-here hilarity that only SLAC provides us. I’m already picking out which bottle I’m going to bring with me next year.
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Turandot is one of the world’s bestloved operas. The melodic, majestic Puccini score gave us the classic aria “Nessun dorma” and the sweeping story of a Chinese princess and her ill-fated love. The Utah Festival Opera brings the tale to our own backyard this summer at their beautiful home in Logan’s Eccles Theatre. If that experimental opera I mentioned above isn’t your bag, go with this one—it’s a guaranteed heart-tugger.
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Well, it seems that I have a healthy dish of crow to munch on this week. After casting aspersions on the sincerity of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ relationship in our last issue, I was blindsided by two announcements that affirm these two kids are undoubtedly crazy in love. First of all, Katie has begun to practice Scientology, the religion/philosophy for which Tom has been an outspoken advocate for years. But the coup de grace came just yesterday when Tom announced—at a press conference promoting the opening of War of the Worlds, no less—that he has asked Katie to become the third Mrs. Tom, and she has gleefully accepted. Seated next to Ms. Holmes—who didn’t speak and seemed to be present at the conference mostly to show off the vulgar ring Tom has given her—was Dakota Fanning, the Stepford Child Star, who, in her very best impersonation of an actual human, said “I wish them the happiest marriage that anyone has ever had.” Ah, the wonders of modern technology. In other news, CBS—the network which has given us a different CSI for every night of the week, not to mention such sitcom gems as Yes, Dear (which just finished its sixth season or something, if you can believe it) and The King of Queens—has announced plans for a miniseries based on the life of the late John Paul II. To be entitled Polish Guy Makes Good, the film will be brought to us by the same team who made CBS’s stunning biopic Jesus, a “once in a lifetime television event” which you might recall gave us Jeremy Sisto (Crazy Billy from Six Feet Under) as Jesus and TV’s own Grace Adler as Mary Magdalene. I’ve been thinking about who should play Karol in the upcoming movie. It’s a shame that Carol O’Connor isn’t around anymore. It occurs to me that I never talk about books. Well, there are some apparently very good ones that have recently come out, most of which I haven’t read. Here’s what I do know, though. John Irving has published a new novel called The Fourth Hand. Those of you who don’t read will know John Irving as the man who wrote the books on which some really terrific movies have been based, like The Cider House Rules and The World According to Garp. Those of you who do read
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will know that he’s written other wonderful books, such as A Prayer for Owen Meany, one of my all-time favorites, and A Widow for One Year. The new book promises Irving’s usual combination of humor and pathos, and has a ripping good story about a reporter whose hand is eaten off by a lion on live TV. What more do you need? I just finished David McCullough’s 1776. This is a companion piece to McCullough’s John Adams, a book that came as close as anything ever has to making narrative history sexy. McCullough is a kind of historian rock star and his books feature the very best in scholarship and insight, but are also entirely approachable and even entertaining. Reading 1776 will demonstrate to you just how little we’re actually taught about the Revolution while we’re in school and how much we’ve all been missing out, because it’s a corker of a story. Summer is also the perfect time to reread your perennial favorites. Recently I picked up A Separate Peace, one of my favorite books as a teen-ager and one that still impresses with the beauty of its language and the power of its story. The story of best friends Phineas and Gene and their last year at the Devon prep school in New Hampshire during World War II is a minor classic of American literature and the perfect type of novel for a long afternoon on the front porch. But for even lighter summer reading, nothing can top the works of our own Armistead Maupin. Every year for the past six years I have read one of the delightful novels in his Tales of the City series, which are perhaps some of the campiest, most melodramatic and just plain fun books ever written (in one of the novels, par example, a young lady discovers that her beloved landlady is actually a post op-transsexual—and her father, and in another, the attractive heroine of the books comes to find out that her boyfriend has repressed memories of belonging to a cannibalistic cult of Satanists.) The books read with such ease and flow that they can easily be accomplished in an afternoon, but you’ll probably want to drag them out as long as possible. And perhaps the very best thing about them is that the vivid descriptions of Maupin’s beloved San Francisco evoke that city in such detail that a vacation becomes entirely unnecessary. So there you have it—Tom Cruise, the Pope, prep schools, and a gay novelist. If you’ll excuse me, I have a little more reading to do. Ok, that’s a lie—I’m going to watch the video of Katie and her huge rock again. See you next issue!
DVD Review: The Divine Bette Midler
Queeriscaping Community Garden by Brandie Balken brandie@slmetro.com
by Eric J. Tierney eric@slmetro.com
Almost four decades ago, a shy, awkward Jewish girl from Hawaii who’d been playing a supporting role in a Broadway show for three years decided she was going to start singing in nightclubs. After a couple of one-night stands, she was offered the chance to perform in the most unlikely of venues—one of Manhattan’s seediest bathhouses. Her first night on the job, she emerged from the steam and encountered an audience of half-naked men clad only in towels. A trifle nervous, but unfazed, she opened her mouth to sing. Forty years later, Bette Midler is nowhere near taking her final bow. In fact, she has yet to leave the stage. The story of the Divine Miss M and her rise to the pantheon of show business legends is the subject of The Divine Bette Midler, which originally aired as an A&E Biography in 2004 and will be released on DVD June 28. A treasure trove of rare performance footage from Midler’s early days and candid interviews with her and her inner circle, the disc is a must-have for any fan. Every stage of Midler’s career is documented, including those early days in New York’s Continental Baths where the performer, backed by accompanist and musical director Barry Manilow, honed her performance skills and created her largerthan-life onstage persona. Also included are clips from early television appearances and her Tony Award-winning one-woman show Clams on the Half Shell. As with all the Biography programs, the interviews are compelling and
rich in detail. Midler talks openly about her life and career, as do her closest associates, including husband Martin Schwartz, producer Arif Mardin, and Manilow himself. Their stories weave together the story of a career almost unparalleled in scope and a personality truly larger than life. The program follows Bette through her entire career, including the ups and downs of her filmmaking, her Emmy Award-winning performance of “One for My Baby” as Johnny Carson’s last guest, and her incredibly moving performance of “Wind Beneath My Wings” at a benefit concert shortly after September 11. The disc is also rife with extras and special features, including full performances of signature tune “Do You Wanna Dance?” from Midler’s 1997 television special and “From a Distance” from her 1997 tour. There are also expanded interviews, deleted scenes, and an especially useful menu that allows access to the various performance clips. The Divine Miss Midler will be released by the Shout Factory on June 28. Suggested retail price is $19.98 and the disc should be available in most major retail outlets or at shoutfactory.com.
Well, my darlings, you may have noticed my spring disappearance, those bizarre months during which I was preparing for the growing season and ramping up for Pride Day. I would like to send out a sincere “thanks” to all of you who came, played, volunteered, watched, and celebrated your fabulous queer booties off. It is in these post-Pride hours when I’m feeling a little post-climactic and a LOT nostalgic that I begin to see the clear similarities between our gardens and our community. I know, everything with me is about the garden, but after all, the garden is life. I am hoping to give you three easy ways to dig your fingers into the soil. If you already have a garden—wonderful—let’s look forward to a year of abundant flowers and bountiful harvests. I’m also hoping to spark a little interest in working for the queer community. I believe that community is very much like a garden; given time and attention, it will repay you many times your investment. A strong garden needs a strong foundation. If you are trying to establish a “new” vegetable or perennial garden, make sure the soil is healthy. Before planting, clear the area of all existing foliage (a sod-cutter works wonders here), take the time to have the soil analyzed, and amend the soil appropriately for drainage, pH, and nutrient content. You want your new space to be full of nutrients as well as able to move air and water easily. You also want to make sure you’ve removed the majority of invasive roots, flowers and seeds of the existing plants. An easy way to accomplish this is to build or prepare a raised bed or container garden. Raised beds are perfect for those who have a yard but want to start fresh without quite as much prep work. Simply choose the area that you want to transform, then build a barrier 8-30 inches tall (this can be made of wood, concrete or stone), dig off the top layer of soil and greenery, lay down 5-6 layers of newspaper, and top with a mixture of 2 parts garden soil to 1 part organic compost. Voilá—a lush, viable bed ready to grow delicious tomatoes, basil and peppers, or perhaps vibrant perennials to give you interest throughout the year. Containers are ideal if you are a patio person, or possibly just lack the time to maintain an entire yard. With a large (18” di-
ameter or wider) container, some high quality potting soil mixed with organic compost and a little vision, you can have fresh herbs all summer long. Or perhaps you’d prefer some magnificent roses, a succulent garden or explosive annuals that will give you eyepopping color all summer long. I guess what I’m saying is this is the year. The year to start something. Plant your garden. Get involved in your community. It doesn’t matter if you’re into containers, raised beds, or rooted in the ground—you have something glorious to offer. All it takes is a little time and effort. You’ll be amazed at the results! Brandie Balken is a horticulturist in Salt Lake City and can be seen at Cactus & Tropicals.
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Tony Caputo’s Market & Deli by Vanessa Chang vanessa@slmetro.com
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308 West 300 South, SLC, 531-8669 Hours: Monday-Friday 9am-7pm Saturday 9am-5pm, Sunday 11am-3pm There is something extremely comforting about eating with your hands. Foregoing the flatware seems the absolute antithesis of dining. Yet we gladly reach for juicy burgers, freshly made tacos, gargantuan burritos, pita pockets, and loaded hot dogs. Sociologists or anyone who thinks about it too long may say that it’s a symbol of this era of convenience. But I suspect that it goes beyond that. When you bite through a substantial mass of sliced deli meats, cheeses, and starchy goodness, it grounds you in the pithy 20 minutes you actually have to eat. And with each bite your belly gets the message loud and clear—it’s being truly well fed. For this type of sustenance, head ‘round the corner (or along the freeway) to Caputo’s Deli. And come with clean hands. It’s a bona fide neighborhood spot that feeds a consistent roster of regulars spanning all manner of civilized life—from college kids taking advantage of the huge portions, to the office suits, to lunching moms with strollers in tow. After you come here a few times, the faces become familiar and you can even recognize owner Tony Caputo working behind the counter. It’s a thriving piece of a downtown that threatens to teeter into non-existence. The same urban block is home to a delightful bakery, an incredible fish market, a “fine-dining” Italian eatery, and of course, Caputo’s market. On this block, food is the glue. Part of the refurbished Firestone building and the redeveloped Uffens Marketplace (complete with posh new condos), the floor-to-ceiling windows offer views from the counter stools to the interior tables. The pickings are plentiful. From the deli case there are at least four types of salads—anitpasti, pastas, etc. Desserts like chocolate cake and cannoli flirt with you as you decide on a grumbling stomach. Get them. They’re worth the extra half an hour on the elliptical. The cannoli, with its crispy fried tube filled with perfectly sweetened ricotta and
dark chocolate chunks, is tantamount to antipasti in my book. Of course, you eat it with your hands and lick the bits of powdered sugar from your lips as you order. There are menu regulars and daily specials. Given the summer heat, salads are a lighter but no less substantial way to nosh through the lunch hour. The Vanocur, named for journalist Chris, is a chopped medley of the best antipasti. But really, as good as these are, it’s still flatware food. For that perfect tactile lunch, it’s all about the sandwiches. The Caputo is a classic, stacked with salami, mortadella, and provolone, and comes like the other offerings, encased in a huge hoagie roll. As I write this, FHM Magazine (a younger and racier GQ for those less in-the-know) named The Caputo one of the world’s best hoagies. The Caprese, with its aesthetically and palate-pleasing combination of mozzarella and tomatoes, was refreshing capped with a balsamic vinaigrette. Though the tomato could’ve been riper, it was still flavorful and actually proved to be a point of textural contrast to the mozzarella. You can ask for your own creations—like a simple sandwich with a few slices of prosciutto or the ultimate bologna sandwich—thinly sliced mortadella (the granddaddy of bologna studded with pistachios and luscious nuggets of pork fat. That’s right: PORK FAT) on bread. Nothing else. With any of these sandwiches, squeezing down on the bread to make it fit into your mouth and sinking your teeth into it is one of life’s simple joys. You can even get the joy in half-size portions. The creation that wins for messiest midday endeavor may, in fact, be impossible to eat out of hand.—though it’s fun to dare a lunch companion to try. A canoe of crusty bread lined with slices of provolone, and then loaded with tender Italian meatballs doused in a tangy tomato sauce. Deconstruction is no easy feat. You’ll need some sort of battle plan. Stage 1: Attack with fork. Stage 2: With depleted meatballs, fold over one half and attempt to eat manually. Stage 3: If unsuccessful, resort to reserve plastic knife and fork. Stage 4: Alternate victorious bites with the pepperoncini and marinated olives that come with every sandwich. Fork and knife required? Perhaps. But still quite delightfully messy. Better load up on the napkins.
Red,White Bubbly White Ships of Spain by Beau Jarvis beau@slmetro.com
The modern day Spanish wine armada is overwhelmingly red. Let’s leave these red ships of Spain for a minute and focus on a much smaller fleet: the white ships of Spain. In fact, for this expedition, we are going to exclude the Cava (Spanish bubbly) and Sherry contingents of our white flotilla, and focus on three white wine producing regions: Rioja, Rueda, and Rias Baixas. Wine from these regions is commonly available in most wine shops. To find it, just sail past all the red.
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RIOJA White Rioja is the perfect wine with which to replace the “rum” lyric in the classic pirate/sailor drinking song, “Yo ho ho and a bottle...” Why? Much of it is eminently drinkable and value-priced. So much so that just about any rapscallion wine-drinker can swashbuckle his (or her) way out of the wine shop with a few fine bottles. Most white Rioja is made from Viura, a widely planted, native white grape variety. Winemakers produce two very different styles of wine from this subtly-flavored grape. Some pirates may prefer their Rioja “pure.” Pure white Rioja is fermented in stainless steel tanks or concrete vats. The result is a smooth, easy-drinking white wine with subtle scents of pear and minerals. Others may prefer their wine muddied by the barrel (barrica) treatment. Barrel-fermented white Rioja is a-vast-ly different from the pure stuff. Caramelized oak barrels beef up the wine, making it fuller in both nose and body. On the nose, this muddied wine is full of baked fruit, custard, and cinnamon scents. Wooded white Rioja is weighty and slightly sticky in the mouth. You wouldn’t know these two styles are from the same humble grape. Before you buy an entire case of the stuff and serve it to your mateys, sample each style. For the pure version, try Marqués de Cáceres Blanco Rioja, ’03 ($7). Sip it with delicately flavored fish dishes, poultry, or pork tenderloin. A fine example of the wooded stuff is Conde de Valdemar Fermendatdo en Barrica Blanco Rioja, ‘01/’02 ($13). This wine works best as an aperitif or happy hour sipper.
shrimp, or even oysters on the half shell. I like to refer to Rueda whites as “Bermuda Triangle” wine: once you start sipping, you may very well not return to any other white wine. Ever. Before you walk the Rueda plank, try Viña Sil Las Brisas, ’03 ($10). It’s 50% Verdejo, 25% Sauvignon Blanc, and 25% Viura (of white Rioja fame). And if you’re prepared to disappear, at least for an evening, open a bottle of Martinsancho Verdejo, ’03 ($14), which is 100% Verdejo. You won’t even bother with an S.O.S.
AVOID SCURVY. DRINK ALBARIÑO It’s a shame the naval powers, Britain and Spain, were frequently battling. Had the Celtic Brits and Galicians embraced their many similarities, the poor British sailors may not have been referred to as “Limeys.” You see, to avoid scurvy, the Limeys were forced to gnaw on citrus during long sea voyages. However, if they had been mates with the Galicians of Spain, perhaps they could have simply sipped Albariño, the wine star of Galicia’s Rias Baixas region. The Albariño grape produces wonderful wine with such strong citrus character you’re bound to believe there’s at least some Vitamin C in it (sadly, there is not). However, these wines are much more complex than a simple lime squirt. Imagine a lime Rickey blended with peach and garnished with honeysuckle blossoms. Such an exotic scent combination just begins to describe a chilled glass of Albariño. After it hits your tongue, you’ll be able to fully appreciate the treasure of Rias Baixas. This wine performs an amazing balancing act of bracing crispness and simultaneous smooth, viscous indulgence. Take a deep breath, wiggle your tongue and open either or both of these bottles: Serra Estrela, ’03 ($13) or Condes Albarei Albarino, ’04 ($15). Not only are these wines delectable alone, but they are also mighty flexible. Both will pair beautifully with seafood, veggie skewers, or pasta. But please, try to avoid the temptation to garnish your glass with a lime wedge. Whatever flag you fly, you’re bound to raise a white flag after sampling Spain’s under-the-radar white wine armada. Ahoy and cheers to the white ships of Spain.
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Beau Jarvis is a sommelier and wine educator. He operates basicjuice.com, a wine review and info website. He also runs basicjuice.blogs.com
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In the gently rolling hills of Spain’s northern meseta lies the white wine region called Rueda. Another V-grape reigns supreme here: Verdejo. This tangy native is often blended with the international traveler, Sauvignon Blanc. White Rueda wine will tickle your nose silly. It offers up a zesty blend of citrus and herb scents. This zesty character continues into the mouth with some added pear and almond flavors along with surprising heft. Our seafaring ship analogy is apropos here as Rueda whites are perfect with almost any food originating in the ocean. It’s flexible enough to handle lobster swimming in butter, grilled
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