RAoA Monthly - Issue 10 - June & July by RAoA Press

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JUN 2014 ISSUE 10

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A LETTER FROM THE MODS PG 30

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PG 28

FEATURE

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT HAVE ASKED THE SNOOS.. PG. 22

TABLE OF CONTENTS 3 4-7 9 11 14-15 16-17 18-19 21 24-25 26

RAoA Reacts Amazon Deals Monthly Contest They said what?! Books Recommendations Polling the Communityy Pets of RAoA Featured Thanks Nine Interviews Photography

PRIDE FEATURE PG. 28

33 35 36-37 39 40-41 42-43

Riddles User Poetry Gossip Girl Horrorscopes Birthdays & Events Roll Call

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REACTS!

Our users react to the April Edition of RAOA Monthly! “OH WOW DEAR YOU GUYS, PAGE 35, THOUGH. SINCERELY, -MEGHANAM” ”There seems to be something different about this issue. I can’t quite figure it out.” -Mewfasa “You guys have outdone yourselves. And by outdone yourselves, I mean wtf- where’s my name? I didn’t see my name anywhere.” -tandem7

“I’m pretty sure you were all drunk for this month’s issue. Love it.” -stillneverwrong “Holy smokes, you out did yourself this time. I especially liked the inspired use of difficult to read typfaces. Brilliant!” -glanmiregirl

“Worst issue ever.” -Epic-Mike “So whose butt was that?” -whowasmygrandpa

“This is the first time I’ve seen anything but my contest. I’m dying... hahaha.” -FredWampy

“That was awesome. Following the fitness instructions, I’ve lost, like, 15 pounds already. My left arm seems to be a lot larger than my right, though.” �DrUsual “10/10 best RAOA yet. Would read again 100%. No seriously, it had me laughing pretty hard.” -ChrisWubWub “My favorite page is the bum page because that looks like a very nice bum.” -slaypay “That was a sassy issue!” -nerdybirdie

“SASSY as HELL.” -smartache

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HOLY FUCK THERE IS A CHIPMUNK IN MY HOUSE!!!!! sassyma

Nice! Just remember to freeze time and start talking to no one in particular while you are out and about this weekend. hamsnyams

I’m not a perfect person. I can be a bitch. A grump. A brat. BUT after just ONE week of being on my own, I have come to realize that I am a happy person. I’m optimistic, and funny and kind. I’m always able to find a reason to smile and laugh, and I’m really re-discovering parts of me that have been buried under so much negativity and other various BS. I like me. A lot. And so do a lot of other people. Damn, it feels good to just know that I’m going to be ok.

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I would love to visit North Korea. I would like to see what its like there but mainly I want to go to see how they show you around their country. antronaldo

You’re an incredible person, beautiful on the inside and out. If ever you don’t believe this, you’re welcome to PM me for a chat <3

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Today I realized that “beer can” in a stereotypical British accent is the same as “bacon” in a stereotypical Jamaican accent.

I Believe In Finding The Beauty In Everything Without Labels. fagatronnn

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So I had a dream that I had a ladder fetish and was getting married to a ladder. Welp. Roehok

“How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.” -David Foster Wallace redheadslove

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A. I've used the Pope's bathroom. (PJP 2) B. I've never tasted coffee. C. I give tours at Universal Studios.

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A. My great aunt and my great uncle were 4th cousins B. My first trip to the hospital was because I fell off the roof of an RV C. I helped save piglets from a barn fire in high school

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A. I have broken my neck doing a backflip. B. I was an hour away from being shipped to bootcamp before medical said no. C. The first time I went skydiving, one of the safety restraints on the harness broke.

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A. I got stitches in my chin twice in the same spot B. Once I met the Spice Girls but sadly it was after Ginger Spice left the group. C. I visited Iceland for one day, then left because I didn’t like it.

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A. I am a former club DJ. B. I once worked in an entomology lab preparing insect specimens. C. I do some work as a hand model.

A. I once got 14 stitches from a knife fight B. I can do a killer impression of Chewbacca C. I have been through the Panama Canal five times

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A. I once won a sandcastle making contest which took over 3 hours to complete B. I am currently a reigning sumo wrestling champion C. I’ve ridden an elephant through the jungle and into a river

Metabilities

A. I am very allergic to cockroaches. B. I have Situs Inversus- My heart and internal organs are on the opposite side of where they normally should be. C. have a tattoo in my mouth.

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A. My favorite blanket features skunks B. I actually like the smell of skunk C. My neighbor had a pet skunk named Nibbles that I used to take care of

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A. I can speak a dialect of what is considered a “dead” language B. I ride a unicycle in the yearly bike parade C. My parents are first cousins

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Minneapolis or St. Paul TBA moxiousmissy Baltimore - July 4-5 plotbe01 Austin - June 20-22 giggidywarlock

Tulsa- July 3-5 giggidywarlock

Charleston - July 4-6

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Atlanta - June 6-8 chronos42

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fitness - 63% GG - 66% Amazon Deals - 75% games - 78% loose lips - 78% crafts - 78% Stories/Poems - 78% Holidays - 81% Ask the Snoos - 81%

Pets - 81% Featured Thanks - 84% Reviews - 84% Photography - 84% Fact or Fiction - 84% Featured Discussions - 88% Birthdays - 88% recipe - 91% RAoA Confesses - 91% RAoA Reacts - 91% Nine Interviews - 100%

This information is based on 32 users who mentioned specific pages in their answers to the polls. All numbers are estimates (rounded for clarity) but reflect the results of the poll accurately.

I especially like mentioning in the end all who's content has been used. I don't submit things very often and I'm not a "highly visible" member but it makes me warm and fuzzy to see my name along with others from the sub. - lizzieisrad

NJBilbo suggests: “Top lists -- items on wishlists, items bought, categories on lists, etc. People like lists and stats.” Great, idea, NJBilbo! We will try to utilize more stats. Purebredginger suggested: “Maybe the mods could have a section every month discussing changes they have in mind for the sub, what they’ve been working on, what they think the sub is doing great at, what they think the sub could improve on, etc. it keeps us informed as a community and is a great way for the mods to decrease transparency. “ And we implemented!!

GlanmireGirl: “I don’t really have any. I’ve been a fan from the start, when I was still semi new and before I was a mod. As you have already implemented a few of my ideas I know that you are open to suggestions and I think that’s the most important thing. “

A great idea from Sweetpea89: “Maybe intros? Like a couple new users that have been particularly involved? I don’t know what goes into the mag, so I don’t know how feasible it is! “

“”I’m a fan of seasonal things rather than holiday things, but thats just because we don’t celebrate a lot of the traditional holidays. i think a This Day in History bit could be cool. maybe just a historical event that happened that month however many years ago. “” Thank you for the suggestion, mamallama!

Stefanienee IS OUR #1 FAN!!! “ALL THE PAGES! I love the pets - naturally, and the interviews with users.”

She was well loved and will be missed. <3

T H A N K S

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Some of Mayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most popular thanks posts!

Dear Snoos, Do you have any advice for a single dad of a just turned teen daughter that doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t involve running away? -travelersoul Dear travelersoul, Lumberjack Fantasies. -Mrs. Snoo Dear Snoos, Why is /u/FredWampy so bad at the game? -rarelyserious Dear rarelyserious, It takes game to be good at a game. -The Snoos Dear Snoos, What is your favorite Cards Against Humanity white card? -FuckImStuck Dear FuckImStuck, Lumberjack Fantasies.

-Mrs. Snoo

Dear Snoos, What is the likelihood of a cat in a top-hat opening a portal to another dimension in my bedroom? -Spacepenguin Dear Spacepenguin, Depends if we share the same dealer or not. -Love, Mrs. Snoo Dear Snoos, How do I not guilt over accidentally killing dwarf while eating funnel cake and driving a golf cart? -matrixknight88 Dear matrixknight88, Tell me more about this funnel cake... On a side note: Check the laws for your state. Eating funnel cake while driving a golf cart is only illegal in 23 states. Additional fees may apply. -Mr. Snoo Dear Snoos, Has anyone really been far even as decidd to use even go want to do look more like? -LizziPizzo LizziPizzo, The day that firetrucks start drift racing, yes. -Mr. Snoo Dear Snoos, People keep telling me to stop, but I’m so confused! I don’t know whether it’s it in the name of love, if I am supposed to collaborate and listen, or if it is hammer time. What should I do? -Gig Gig, No. They mean stop, because this is an intervention. -Snoos

| krq316

Kristina is a Hufflepuff and aspiring graphic designer that currently works with a railroad construction company. She loves absolutely everything that RAOA represents, and thinks that the positivity, friendships, and general generous nature of the sub is a wonderful force to have in her life. When Kristina isn’t attending her favourite class, Charms, at Hogwarts, she’s probably attending live shows (she’s been to 115!) , determining any given actor’s degrees of ofseparation separationfrom fromKevin KevinBacon, Bacon,baking, baking,singing, singing,or orwatching watchingNetflix. Netflix.Though Though every wizard worth a Galleon knows aliens don’t exist, if Kristina traveled with the Doctor she’d go to Italy, Greece, or Spain, or travel back in time to attend a Jane Austen reading.

| midnighteskye

A proud Gryfﬁndor, Toryanni is highly creative. Her dream job would be being a photographer, and there’s always a crazy colour or two in her hair. Her favourite thing about RAOA is seeing how everyone gets along, and the community provides her with much-needed faith in humanity. In an ideal world, Toryanni would be touring Germany, where her mom’s family is from, England, and France, but for now she spends her time wandering around taking pictures of nature, baking, and cooking. She says /r/52weeksofcooking has been a genuine challenge, which every Gryfﬁndor needs! She also spends her time taking care of her German shepherd mix, Reks, who’s named after a FF character. Though her House’s sigil is a lion, Toryanni is, regrettably, allergic to cats.

| autumnfalln

Samantha, who belongs to Gryfﬁndor House, is a talented UI designer that takes a lot of Defense Against the Dark Arts classes during her time at Hogwarts. For her, RAOA is about an always listening ear and constant kindness and optimism! Her favourite books are the Flavia de Luce series and the nonﬁction biography series about the Boy Who Lived. She also loves bands like Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, and The Wonder Years. Samantha is currently in the process of ofcrafting craftingher herown owncustom customspellspell-Instanti InstantiDocumentum. Documentum. If Ifshe shehad hadaaTime Time Turner, the question isn’t where in time would she go, but where she wouldn’t. In her free time, Samantha plays the piano, guitar, and violin. Send her an owl congratulating her for getting into a Muggle grad school program!

| bethanne00

For Beth, RAOA is about support and friendship, and she’s incredibly thankful for the friendships she’s made here. This Ravenclaw lady is currently a student, mother, and childcare provider, and ideally, she’d like to be a stay at home wife and mom and make children’s clothes to sell. When she’s not crafting, she can probably be found outside being active. Someday she hopes to get a half sleeve to join her two existing tattoos, and sometimes she pretends to be a ballerina when whenshe’s she’shome homealone alonein inher herkitchen! kitchen! If IfBeth Bethcould couldapparate, apparate,she’d she’dgo goto toNew New Zealand or Greece, When designing her own custom spell, Beth cleverly lives up to her House- she’d love a spell that could keep your hair clean! When not in the Common Rooms,, she can be found at Defense Against the Dark Arts.

| silenceforsilence

Kathleen is currently a church organist and cantor, and will always be a Gryfﬁndor at heart. She currently has one degree in music and is only one year away from getting her next- someday she hopes to get her musical doctorate and become a collegiate choir conductor! Kathleen loves that people she’s never spoken to before on RAOA are just as likely to offer her a kind word via PM as her close friends are, and really appreciates the community here. Her custom spell would allow the wizard or witch employing it to brieﬂy attain different animal parts depending on what you needed, such as cat claws or eagle eyes. She cautions every young Hogwarts student to use it wisely!

| ReisaD

Jessa, who often goes by her pen name, Reisa, enjoys RAOA because of its compassion, caring, and understanding. Jessa herself is incredibly compassionate: she loves teaching people how to read, and hopes to be a librarian someday. Some of her favourite books are the nonfiction biographies about the Boy Who Lived and Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Jessa sings while she bakes, and it’s usually Shinedown or Fall Out Boy! As a Ravenclaw, her favourite classes are Transfiguration and Divination, and she’s invented a spell called “Spoticus Nomorus,” which would keep her house clean and leave her with more time for dancing, reading, writing, and Netflix.

| SirRipo

Josh pays for all of his trips to Hogsmeade by bartending in a restaurant, and really enjoys it! Like many of his fellow wizards and witches, his favourite class is Defense Against the Dark Arts. When he’s not working on his own spell to help you stay awake, called Wakenium, he’s probably reading books, listening to music, or going out on walks and taking photos. As a Ravenclaw, Josh has a working knowledge of a large number of subjects, and has so many different hobbies and interests that he’s not entirely sure what he’d like to do after bartending. Josh’s favourite thing about RAOA has been realising how excellent people can be!

| CosmicDisappointment

Cole, like any wizard worth his salt, describes RAOA as magic: “bottled magic that just draws out the good in people.” He’s deﬁnitely seen RAOA make a positive impact on his life, and loves caring about both himself and others again. When not making junk, trinkets, and short ﬁlms, this Ravenclaw can be found perturbing the Gringotts goblins, snowboarding, and taking photos. His work has been featured on both Taco Bell and The Criterion Collection’s Facebook pages! If given the opportunity to create his own spell, he’d invent Bracchium per Locus, which would allow the user to tear tiny holes in reality and reaching and grabbing whatever he needs. Clever!

| thisisnotmyfault

Kelly spends most of her days at Hogwarts ﬁguring out how to use Muggle computers to play Starcraft, which is only her favouritest thing in the history of ever. When not waxing poetic on her avid love of penis or playing classical piano (or both,) Kelly is probably dreaming about visiting every concerthall Mozart has ever played in. Her favourite class is Alchemy, and she’s currently constructing a top secret spell called Jiggly Womp Womp. We’d tell you more, but we’d have to kill you, Avada Kedavra style. Kelly loves giving back to the community by working on the Press team because she thinks RAOA has made her a better person over the past two years.

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RAOA SHOWING PRIDE Aloof_pooch: I attended a Pride parade in San Diego when I use to live there. It was awesome! Everyone had a blast! It felt great to support my friends. I think I was smiling the whole time!

matches05: I did!!! I was in Maryland for Pride right after gay marriage was passed. I was there to see the first couples to get married in that state :) It was a beautiful Jrrtubbs: I can’t recall and emotional moment for everyone there <3 ever having more fun at a parade than I did at Chicago’s gay pride littlemisstigger: parade. I have not yet attended an event, but I plan to this year! I came out to everyone on facebook as a bisexual. Lost quite a few facebook friends, but it was worth it to be true to myself.

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