Barry the goat

Barry the goat

By Brandon

Barry is a rich goat because he owns an oil refinery. he live in Texas and he has a bow and arrow. He is the cousin of Pericces and is a friend of Steve the Hercules unicorn duck. he is the protector of the seas and river and can teleport and walk.

I need more money.

My house is to small.

One morning Barry was flying around the world checking the seas and rivers and then he sees a river monster and he recognise it from a previous battle so Barry the goat flies down to the monster to defeat it once again.

Barry says “it’s you again, I have been looking forward to this day.”

Then the monster says “ngagagkagagak”.

Then Barry defeats the monster and then goes back to his house.

I don’t like you.

Its you again.

Then Barry goes to Steve the Hercules unicorn duck who lives in Rome and he is having a party and Barry gets drunk on whiskey and he makes the world rock which makes the tide come in and out in and out in the morning.

Barry says to Steve “I have to go now I have to check the seas and rivers.”

Steve says “ok bye.”

Fun party.

Lol.

The day after the party Barry goes and checks the sea and rivers and sees the biggest sea monster ever. Barry says “I’m going defeat you.”

The monster says “naakamana.”

Help me.

Your going to wish you never came.

The monster defeats Barry and he spends the rest of his life being depressed, getting drunk on whisky which makes the tide come in and out.

I'm depressed.